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Come on.

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Come on, come on, come on, come on.

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Thanks.

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Thirty-four red.

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Let's get ready.

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Okay, baby.

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Come on, come on, come on.

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See that seven, okay.
Let's see that seven.

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- Craps. Snake eyes.
- Oh.

10
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Sir.

11
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I'm in. What have you got?

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Mr. Hacker!
What brings you down to Vegas?

13
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Game on tonight?

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Friend of mine said he spotted...

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a guy here.

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Guy? Well, maybe I can help.

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What the hell? Where'd he go?

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The gentleman sitting there,
he'll be back in a minute, sir.

19
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Forgot to make a phone call.

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I'm keeping an eye
on his winnings for him.

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Is it McCain that you're looking for?
Harold McCain?

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Sir, I don't think you should...

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His winnings?

24
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How much did he owe you?

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None of your damn business.

26
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But I'll bet you people
give him credit, too.

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Well, it's courtesy of the house,
maybe, considering who he is.

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- Come on!
- All right.

29
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But I know he's given the boss some
solid tips about some football games.

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I mean, his uncle being who he is,

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anyone that close to the horse's mouth,
to Big Fred himself.

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Slow down, you dumb blasted...

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Well, wouldn't you know.

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Uncle Fred.

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Hey, Uncle Fred! Hey!

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Fred!

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Hey, what the hell's the matter with you, huh?
What, are you going deaf?

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Can't you even jog
where there's sidewalks?

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- Hey, will you turn those...
- Get your hands off, I can hear you!

40
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All right!

41
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Well, what brings you back?
They throw you out of Tijuana?

42
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No horses running at Caliente?

43
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Or did you get bit
in the dogfights in Arizona?

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Take it easy, will ya?

45
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Well, where have you been?
Dolores has been worried, I don't know why.

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San Francisco.

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Public relations firm
up there I may go to work for.

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- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.

49
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Why didn't you just stay up there?
Go get 'em.

50
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Stay after something
for once in your life?

51
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So, I came back to
get my laundry, okay?

52
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Pick up my mail at my shack.

53
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Maybe see the game this afternoon?
Any objection?

54
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Harold, you're not in trouble again.
Because if you are,

55
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you can damn well put the bite
on somebody else!

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For God's sake!
Give me a little credit, will ya?

57
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All right, you can stick around a while,
a couple of days if you have to.

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Just so long as you understand,

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nothing has changed here,
including my mind.

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So, you're still sore at me, huh?

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What, so we had a...
So, we fought a little bit last week.

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You better get your heap out of here
before somebody creams it.

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Come on, I'll give you a ride. Come on.
Uncle Fred!

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<i>Wake up the echoes cheering her name</i>

65
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<i>Send a volley cheer on high...</i>

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Harold!

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Hey, I see Big Fred
finally got his baby carriage.

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Oh, Harold, I've been
so worried about you...

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Lousy license, though.
Stallions number one.

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They're 0-6! Doesn't he know
there's fans out there...

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that would shoot at
a plate like that?

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Oh, he'd just think it was funny,
or shoot back maybe.

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It's all part of the game.

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Harold, those people that
you're in trouble with...

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- You don't think that they...
- Hey, I don't know what they'd do.

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And I don't intend to find out.

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Oh, my poor baby.
Drink some orange juice.

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That's a little strong for me.

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Hey, you. Watch it.

80
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The gardener's here already.
Didn't you notice?

81
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Fernando is not just a gardener.

82
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But he is starting to
prune the back hedge today.

83
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The one way back.

84
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And there's no one else in the house.

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Fred's probably in the shower by now.

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Hey, look.

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Yeah, I talked to Fred already, Dolores.
He hasn't changed his mind, has he?

88
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About throwing me out
or cutting me off any way he can.

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Well, unless you can persuade him
that you've given up gambling...

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and your other little vices.

91
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He wasn't always so damn pure.

92
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He didn't always own
a football team, Harold.

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He really can't let people think
that he's even remotely mixed up in...

94
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Yeah, well, I will quit. I told you, okay?
Just as soon as I catch up, okay?

95
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And I might have, too, if it wasn't...

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God! It stinks! Just forget it.

97
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How much did you round up for me?

98
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I'm afraid $20,000 is all I can manage
without Fred finding out.

99
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But my pink pearls...

100
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He never notices
whether I wear them or not.

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- He never notices anything anymore.
- No, Dolores.

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I got a couple better ideas.

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Oh, Harold, promise me that
you won't do anything desperate.

104
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Oh, but I might.

105
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There! You see that?
That's a late hit.

106
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Bertie, get me the replay guy!

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- They won't take calls in the replay...
- They'll take mine, damn it!

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Here, Honey, hit me again, will ya?

109
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Sure will, honey.

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<i>Haven't done well against the Elks'
defensive secondary.</i>

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<i>Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
Is that the Stallions kicking team?</i>

112
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Hey, look, we're going to kick!

113
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On third down? Get me the bench!

114
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I'm already trying.

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Tell 'em to pass! Pass!

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You can't pass without a quarterback.

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Why didn't you buy me a better backup?

118
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We're only down by 12, Uncle Fred.

119
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We're 18-point underdogs.
We're beating the spread.

120
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That's something.

121
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Yeah. Well, spreads are for losers
like you, kid. Me, I like to win.

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<i>Back to pass on first down.
And he has ground open in the end zone!</i>

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<i>Touchdown!</i>

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<i>I think that maybe all for the
Stallions this afternoon, Don.</i>

125
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<i>If Garcia's extra point is good,
that'll put the Stallions down by 19.</i>

126
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<i>This looks like a wrap, Don.</i>

127
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<i>I think you're right, Chris.</i>

128
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<i>Wait a minute, there's activity on
the Stallions' sideline.</i>

129
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<i>That's who I think it is, but I don't
expect we'll see him any this afternoon.</i>

130
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<i>Now, it's the Elks to kick off...</i>

131
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<i>and it's caught
at the 10-yard line by Banks...</i>

132
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<i>and he is to the 31-yard line.
First-and-ten, Stallions.</i>

133
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Look! It's him! It's Clyde!

134
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Who?

135
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Oh, Clyde! Clyde Windowski!

136
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Our number one pick.
Hasn't really played much yet.

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Oh, Mrs. McCain, he's the most
gorgeous hunk you ever saw.

138
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Only he's had this
terrible twisted ankle.

139
00:10:03,236 --> 00:10:05,238
He sure looks cured to me!

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00:10:05,338 --> 00:10:07,006
<i>Touchdown, Stallions!</i>

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<i>The extra point is good.
Stallions now trail by 12.</i>

142
00:10:14,781 --> 00:10:16,950
<i>Now, receiving the kick-off
for the Stallions...</i>

143
00:10:17,050 --> 00:10:19,052
<i>and it is dropped!</i>

144
00:10:19,152 --> 00:10:25,959
<i>That's Crawford scrambling to recover.
And he's got the ball! Touchdown, Stallions!</i>

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00:10:29,829 --> 00:10:31,131
Kid is good.

146
00:10:31,965 --> 00:10:33,967
<i>We might have a real upset on our hands.</i>

147
00:10:34,067 --> 00:10:38,037
<i>Davis back to pass, looking for
Cartwright. Intercepted!</i>

148
00:10:39,739 --> 00:10:42,008
<i>He has Ashcroft out
of the backfield.</i>

149
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<i>Touchdown, Stallions!</i>

150
00:10:44,677 --> 00:10:47,947
<i>They've done it!
They've come from behind!</i>

151
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Harold! Did you see me, buddy?

152
00:10:51,451 --> 00:10:53,086
How about that?
I did it, man! We won!

153
00:10:53,186 --> 00:10:54,754
Oh, wait till my mother hears
about this.

154
00:10:54,854 --> 00:10:56,422
- Did you see me?
- Did I see you?

155
00:10:56,523 --> 00:10:59,392
What the hell happened?
I thought you said you couldn't possibly play.

156
00:10:59,492 --> 00:11:00,793
I thought you said
the doctors said you couldn't...

157
00:11:00,894 --> 00:11:01,995
Sure, but you know what?

158
00:11:02,095 --> 00:11:03,963
I stuffed some extra pills at halftime.

159
00:11:04,063 --> 00:11:06,199
When I get 'em to poke and
twist at me, I didn't even blink.

160
00:11:06,299 --> 00:11:08,368
- I didn't feel it! Hey!
- You damn fool.

161
00:11:08,468 --> 00:11:10,303
I don't care what it feels
like tomorrow.

162
00:11:10,403 --> 00:11:13,606
Now they know what I can do.
Now they can't drop me!

163
00:11:14,574 --> 00:11:16,576
Jeez, buddy, you didn't bet on
the game, did you?

164
00:11:16,676 --> 00:11:19,245
Get out of here. Idiot!

165
00:11:41,467 --> 00:11:42,602
Hello.

166
00:11:44,704 --> 00:11:45,371
Who is this?

167
00:11:45,538 --> 00:11:46,940
Three guesses.

168
00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:49,309
McCain, this is
the seventh time I've called...

169
00:11:49,409 --> 00:11:50,643
and it's gonna be my last.

170
00:11:50,743 --> 00:11:54,981
Hey, Hacker!
Hey, I'm glad you got me.

171
00:11:55,281 --> 00:11:57,250
Hey look, I'm sorry I had
to cut out on you the other night,

172
00:11:57,350 --> 00:11:59,619
but I had to come hold my uncle's hand.

173
00:11:59,719 --> 00:12:01,221
Anyway, I told him about you.

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00:12:01,321 --> 00:12:02,088
You what?

175
00:12:02,188 --> 00:12:03,423
Yeah. Sure. Yeah.

176
00:12:03,523 --> 00:12:05,825
Just want you to know
that he's gonna help out.

177
00:12:05,925 --> 00:12:07,927
Everything's gonna be fine.

178
00:12:08,027 --> 00:12:09,128
<i>I don't believe you!</i>

179
00:12:09,529 --> 00:12:11,297
Big Fred would
take your head off if he knew.

180
00:12:11,397 --> 00:12:13,933
We can't talk about
this on the phone. You know that.

181
00:12:14,033 --> 00:12:16,836
But, hey, I'll be up next week
and we'll straighten everything out.

182
00:12:17,036 --> 00:12:20,506
You better, if you wanna stay in one piece.

183
00:13:40,019 --> 00:13:41,587
Where the hell is it?

184
00:14:56,329 --> 00:14:57,764
Oh, man.

185
00:14:57,864 --> 00:15:02,068
Hey, Honey, wait, wait. I got it.
I'm up. I got it.

186
00:15:03,736 --> 00:15:05,705
Hello? Hello?

187
00:15:05,805 --> 00:15:06,472
<i>Harold?</i>

188
00:15:06,572 --> 00:15:09,375
Bertie! Hey, what's up?
Where are you?

189
00:15:09,475 --> 00:15:11,144
Surf club, where I'm supposed to be.

190
00:15:11,244 --> 00:15:14,380
Coaches' breakfast. Only where's your uncle?
I thought you might know.

191
00:15:14,480 --> 00:15:18,651
I've been calling the house for 45 minutes,
but there's no answer, not even Dolores.

192
00:15:18,751 --> 00:15:20,653
Hey, Bertie, I don't know,

193
00:15:20,753 --> 00:15:22,688
I mean, he's gotta be on his way.
Where else could he be?

194
00:15:22,789 --> 00:15:24,690
Look at your watch. He's an hour late.

195
00:15:24,824 --> 00:15:27,093
Harold, I've never known him
to be late anywhere.

196
00:15:27,193 --> 00:15:31,497
Well, maybe he had a flat tire or something.
But, hey... Sure, I'll check!

197
00:15:31,597 --> 00:15:32,498
<i>Thanks.</i>

198
00:15:32,598 --> 00:15:33,699
Yeah.

199
00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:46,245
Keep moving. Keep it going.

200
00:15:48,080 --> 00:15:49,382
Keep it moving.

201
00:16:00,593 --> 00:16:02,762
They say a jogger just got hit over there.

202
00:16:08,334 --> 00:16:09,235
Hey, what happened?

203
00:16:09,335 --> 00:16:13,105
They say a jogger got hit by a car.
A definite hit-and-run.

204
00:16:13,206 --> 00:16:15,475
All right, come on, keep it moving.

205
00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:17,844
Harold!

206
00:16:18,578 --> 00:16:22,148
Quick! Harold!

207
00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:26,953
They're taking him to the hospital.

208
00:16:27,053 --> 00:16:29,822
You have to come with me.
Oh, thank God you're here.

209
00:16:31,858 --> 00:16:34,760
It's her husband? Big Fred McCain?

210
00:16:35,127 --> 00:16:36,963
We just brought her over from their house.

211
00:16:37,063 --> 00:16:38,164
Well, how badly hurt is he?

212
00:16:38,631 --> 00:16:41,534
They found him lying in the street
over there next to that broken glass.

213
00:16:41,634 --> 00:16:45,638
He's been dead maybe an hour, they say.
Dangerous place to jog.

214
00:16:48,307 --> 00:16:49,675
It's okay.

215
00:17:12,698 --> 00:17:13,533
Hold it!

216
00:17:13,633 --> 00:17:16,369
That's all right, Charlie. That's
Mrs. McCain and Big Fred's nephew.

217
00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:19,238
Listen, don't let anybody else in, okay?
I'll be back in a couple minutes.

218
00:17:19,338 --> 00:17:21,173
I'll tell you how to handle everything.

219
00:17:38,024 --> 00:17:41,627
All right, Dolores. Come on.
Let's get you in the house. Come on.

220
00:17:41,727 --> 00:17:43,329
Okay. Okay.

221
00:17:43,429 --> 00:17:44,697
Here you go.

222
00:17:51,971 --> 00:17:53,472
What the hell?

223
00:17:54,707 --> 00:17:57,843
Hey! Hey! What are you doing?

224
00:18:00,379 --> 00:18:03,215
Oh, excuse me, sir, I was...

225
00:18:03,316 --> 00:18:06,152
- I was just looking for the registration.
- Who the hell are you? Get out!

226
00:18:06,485 --> 00:18:09,689
It's all right, sir. I'm only the police.

227
00:18:12,558 --> 00:18:15,094
Hey, that's Mrs. McCain, isn't it?

228
00:18:15,394 --> 00:18:17,897
Oh, that poor lady.

229
00:18:24,804 --> 00:18:29,342
From the police, ma'am.
I'm Lieutenant Columbo.

230
00:18:30,042 --> 00:18:30,977
Columbo?

231
00:18:31,077 --> 00:18:33,112
Yes, ma'am, but
you can call me Lieutenant.

232
00:18:33,212 --> 00:18:34,246
I'll get out of your way.

233
00:18:34,347 --> 00:18:36,949
Lieutenant? Does that mean you're
in charge of those guys out there?

234
00:18:37,049 --> 00:18:38,985
Well, sir, not exactly, no.

235
00:18:39,085 --> 00:18:41,420
This is my husband's nephew, Harold.

236
00:18:41,520 --> 00:18:44,991
Oh, yes. I've seen your picture too,
sir, maybe in the Enquirer.

237
00:18:45,091 --> 00:18:46,392
I'm sorry I startled you...

238
00:18:46,492 --> 00:18:47,893
No problem.

239
00:18:47,994 --> 00:18:50,496
- It's just a funny place to park.
- It's okay. Come on, Dolores.

240
00:18:50,630 --> 00:18:51,864
Come on. Let me get you into the house.

241
00:18:51,964 --> 00:18:53,065
You know, Fred...

242
00:18:53,165 --> 00:18:56,002
My husband must have moved it
there last night.

243
00:18:56,102 --> 00:18:58,504
He does that sometimes, when he's
gonna leave early in the morning.

244
00:18:58,604 --> 00:19:01,240
He knows that I like to sleep late...

245
00:19:01,340 --> 00:19:02,742
It's not important, Dolores.

246
00:19:02,842 --> 00:19:05,311
- It's not important.
- No, no. The car is not important.

247
00:19:05,411 --> 00:19:07,747
Come on. Let me get
you out of the heat, all right?

248
00:19:07,847 --> 00:19:10,149
You can come into the house, too,
if you like, Lieutenant.

249
00:19:10,516 --> 00:19:12,985
No, sir, I think I'll stay here.

250
00:19:13,085 --> 00:19:15,154
Sergeant Duran!

251
00:19:15,888 --> 00:19:18,057
I think she can help you
better than I can at this point.

252
00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:20,926
And if there's any questions,
I'll direct them to you, Mr. McCain.

253
00:19:21,027 --> 00:19:21,694
Fine.

254
00:19:21,794 --> 00:19:24,330
- Could you help the lady in, sergeant?
- Of course.

255
00:19:36,709 --> 00:19:38,177
You coming, Harold?

256
00:19:38,310 --> 00:19:41,147
It's all right, sir, you can go in.
I won't need you just yet.

257
00:19:42,014 --> 00:19:44,016
I'll be in in a minute, Dolores.

258
00:19:47,319 --> 00:19:51,323
Hey, why would you need me at all?
Your job here is to keep people away, isn't it?

259
00:19:51,424 --> 00:19:56,228
Oh, the traffic boys, they handle that.
No, sir, I'm just waiting for more of my crew.

260
00:19:56,328 --> 00:19:59,331
Look at that. Even the tires are custom.

261
00:19:59,432 --> 00:20:03,235
Oh, I don't mind admitting, sir,
this buggy sure caught my eye.

262
00:20:03,335 --> 00:20:06,072
See, I got a foreign car, too.
It's French.

263
00:20:06,172 --> 00:20:08,641
I don't know if you noticed it.
It's parked down there in the street?

264
00:20:08,741 --> 00:20:10,576
- No, I didn't.
- Oh.

265
00:20:10,676 --> 00:20:12,311
What is your job, Lieutenant?

266
00:20:12,978 --> 00:20:14,380
Homicide.

267
00:20:15,848 --> 00:20:17,450
On a hit-and-run case?

268
00:20:17,550 --> 00:20:21,454
Oh, don't let that worry you, sir.
And particularly not Mrs. McCain.

269
00:20:21,554 --> 00:20:24,356
But the violent death of anyone
as well-known as Big Fred,

270
00:20:24,457 --> 00:20:28,127
we gotta look into it,
just to make double-triple sure, that's all.

271
00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:30,529
Besides, our chief...

272
00:20:31,297 --> 00:20:35,067
He's the biggest Stallions fan in Los Angeles,
if you understand what I'm saying.

273
00:20:35,301 --> 00:20:36,802
- I guess so.
- Yeah.

274
00:20:38,370 --> 00:20:39,972
That's your crew now, right?

275
00:20:40,740 --> 00:20:42,875
No, no, no, no.
That's the accident detail.

276
00:20:42,975 --> 00:20:45,711
There must be a dozen of 'em
in the neighborhood by now.

277
00:20:45,811 --> 00:20:48,180
But, you know, I was just thinking.

278
00:20:48,347 --> 00:20:51,383
When the people start
trampling around here,

279
00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:55,788
we don't want 'em poking into this.

280
00:20:55,888 --> 00:20:59,125
There's gotta be some button
you can push to lock the doors.

281
00:20:59,225 --> 00:21:03,062
Yeah, that's a good idea.
Yeah, this was Uncle Fred's pride and joy.

282
00:21:03,162 --> 00:21:07,099
Yeah. And if we have to move it,
I'm sure we can find a key.

283
00:21:28,454 --> 00:21:30,523
Okay, there's his.
Now, where's hers?

284
00:21:35,161 --> 00:21:37,630
Oh, damn it, Dolores.

285
00:21:40,599 --> 00:21:42,668
Early? You say you got here early?

286
00:21:42,768 --> 00:21:47,306
Oh, si. Still dark.
I'm pruning a hedge in the back.

287
00:21:47,406 --> 00:21:49,208
Did you see anybody?

288
00:21:49,375 --> 00:21:50,876
That early?

289
00:21:50,976 --> 00:21:53,779
Nobody gets up that early
in this neighborhood.

290
00:21:53,879 --> 00:21:58,317
Except after a while. Mr. McCain,
he is always the first jogger.

291
00:21:58,417 --> 00:21:59,451
Did you talk with him?

292
00:21:59,552 --> 00:22:01,921
No. We just waved to each other, that's all.

293
00:22:02,021 --> 00:22:04,089
- And where was that?
- Across the back street.

294
00:22:04,190 --> 00:22:07,393
He come around the block.
In the front, I guess.

295
00:22:07,493 --> 00:22:09,295
Mostly he goes the same way.

296
00:22:09,395 --> 00:22:14,133
Around and around the empty streets.
Always alone.

297
00:22:14,233 --> 00:22:17,903
Now, excuse me, I take
these things to my truck.

298
00:22:20,339 --> 00:22:24,677
Wait, Fernando. I didn't see a truck.
Where'd you park?

299
00:22:25,010 --> 00:22:26,779
I park out in the street.

300
00:22:26,879 --> 00:22:29,949
That's the way it is when he
parks his car in the driveway.

301
00:22:54,773 --> 00:22:56,041
Where's Columbo?

302
00:22:56,141 --> 00:22:59,044
I can't get him on his beeper?
Where is he?

303
00:22:59,144 --> 00:23:01,547
- Sir.
- Columbo. Get him on your horn.

304
00:23:01,680 --> 00:23:05,017
<i>Lieutenant Columbo, sir.
Detective Robertson is here.</i>

305
00:23:05,117 --> 00:23:09,121
<i>If you can hear me
please answer your beeper.</i>

306
00:23:09,455 --> 00:23:11,457
You wanna bet he doesn't even carry one?

307
00:23:12,324 --> 00:23:15,594
<i>Lieutenant Columbo,
can you hear me, sir?</i>

308
00:23:15,828 --> 00:23:19,531
<i>Detective Robertson is here.
Now, in the driveway.</i>

309
00:23:22,001 --> 00:23:24,303
Lieutenant! Lieutenant Columbo!

310
00:23:24,403 --> 00:23:26,071
Sir, you... Sir!

311
00:23:26,405 --> 00:23:28,307
My truck! Lieutenant!

312
00:23:28,474 --> 00:23:31,277
Lieutenant, they...

313
00:23:31,377 --> 00:23:34,947
My truck! My truck is gone!
They stole my truck!

314
00:23:35,047 --> 00:23:39,218
Not only my lawn mower
and my blower, my tools,

315
00:23:39,318 --> 00:23:40,686
even the whole truck!

316
00:23:40,786 --> 00:23:43,555
All right, now, take it easy, Fernando.
Maybe somebody just moved it.

317
00:23:43,656 --> 00:23:46,258
No, sir. I was the first one here,
and I didn't see anything parked out there.

318
00:23:46,825 --> 00:23:47,960
What kind of truck was it?

319
00:23:48,060 --> 00:23:49,628
Not so new.

320
00:23:49,728 --> 00:23:52,197
The license is 54J-647?

321
00:23:52,298 --> 00:23:54,700
That's mine. Have you seen it?

322
00:23:54,800 --> 00:23:56,802
Ditched it in an alley
about four blocks down.

323
00:23:56,902 --> 00:23:58,837
That's what I came up here
to tell you, Columbo.

324
00:23:58,938 --> 00:24:02,608
It's got a few dents, a busted headlight,
some spots that might be blood.

325
00:24:02,708 --> 00:24:05,577
They're loading it on a flatbed
now to take downtown.

326
00:24:05,678 --> 00:24:08,113
Blood! No! It couldn't be my truck,
the one that...

327
00:24:08,213 --> 00:24:09,982
Can you reach him on your radio?

328
00:24:10,082 --> 00:24:12,851
Any reason why they can't swing
around this way?

329
00:24:16,388 --> 00:24:19,024
That's it! That's my truck!

330
00:24:19,525 --> 00:24:22,528
That's it! That's mine!

331
00:24:23,929 --> 00:24:26,632
You can get up there, Fernando.
Just don't touch anything.

332
00:24:26,732 --> 00:24:27,933
What do you want him to look for?

333
00:24:28,033 --> 00:24:32,371
Anything that's missing or different.
We'll check the blood spots.

334
00:25:07,940 --> 00:25:09,908
Oh, Mr. McCain!

335
00:25:10,342 --> 00:25:13,846
I thought you should know Mrs. McCain's
feeling a little better now.

336
00:25:13,946 --> 00:25:15,748
The pills seem to help.

337
00:25:15,848 --> 00:25:18,717
She'd like to see you,
I think, when you can.

338
00:25:18,951 --> 00:25:20,686
Oh, yeah, of course.

339
00:25:21,754 --> 00:25:22,921
When I can.

340
00:25:27,159 --> 00:25:30,863
In an area like this, gardeners hate
to park their rigs on the street.

341
00:25:31,230 --> 00:25:33,899
We get 50 calls a week at Robbery.

342
00:25:33,999 --> 00:25:37,870
It's mostly kids, hard up newcomers,
immigrants, that do the stealing.

343
00:25:37,970 --> 00:25:40,372
Hoping to set themselves up
in business as gardeners.

344
00:25:40,472 --> 00:25:45,677
Only, in this case, whoever stole that rig
must've hit Big Fred. He panicked.

345
00:25:45,778 --> 00:25:48,514
He dumped the truck.
He ran with whatever he could carry.

346
00:25:48,614 --> 00:25:49,848
Is that what you're saying?

347
00:25:49,948 --> 00:25:51,417
Well, aren't you?

348
00:25:51,884 --> 00:25:54,553
Well, I guess so, if the blood type matches.

349
00:25:55,087 --> 00:25:56,955
Well, come on, I'll give you
a ride down to the lab.

350
00:25:57,056 --> 00:25:58,824
We'll have this thing
wrapped in no time flat.

351
00:25:58,924 --> 00:26:01,493
Oh, I've got my own car.
I'll meet you there.

352
00:26:13,772 --> 00:26:15,040
Lieutenant?

353
00:26:16,442 --> 00:26:17,976
They said I should check in with you.

354
00:26:18,077 --> 00:26:18,977
That's him.

355
00:26:19,078 --> 00:26:20,746
- You're the Lieutenant?
- Lieutenant!

356
00:26:21,413 --> 00:26:25,517
This is Bertie Sopkowitz.
He's the general manager for the Stallions.

357
00:26:25,617 --> 00:26:26,685
This is Lieutenant Columbo.

358
00:26:26,785 --> 00:26:30,456
Hey, look, I gotta get my car outta here.
You mind backing up a little, sir?

359
00:26:31,023 --> 00:26:32,691
You have to stop there, boys!

360
00:26:33,092 --> 00:26:36,862
Hey! Hey, wait a minute.
Officer, they can't come in here.

361
00:26:36,962 --> 00:26:39,998
It's okay, Lieutenant, just a
pool camera from our own network.

362
00:26:40,099 --> 00:26:41,667
Nothing released until you say so.

363
00:26:41,767 --> 00:26:45,003
They got clearance from downtown, sir.
You know, Big Fred loved publicity.

364
00:26:45,471 --> 00:26:49,675
That's the least we can do for him now.
Only can't we get rid of this traffic jam?

365
00:26:49,775 --> 00:26:52,077
- What's in the way?
- Uh, the Rolls.

366
00:26:52,177 --> 00:26:53,946
Well, Harold, can't you move the Rolls?

367
00:26:54,046 --> 00:26:56,482
Oh, Mrs. McCain thought
it should be moved, too,

368
00:26:56,582 --> 00:26:59,318
but she couldn't find her keys.
She's still so confused.

369
00:26:59,418 --> 00:27:01,286
She's looking for her husband's keys now.

370
00:27:01,553 --> 00:27:02,621
I have one key.

371
00:27:02,721 --> 00:27:06,024
For when I wash it. I'll move it.

372
00:27:06,492 --> 00:27:10,062
Oh, that'll loosen it up. Once he
gets it out of here we'll be all right.

373
00:27:10,162 --> 00:27:13,298
I hope so. A couple more cars,
we'll be backed out the gate.

374
00:27:14,199 --> 00:27:17,069
Fernando! Put it in the garage!

375
00:27:17,169 --> 00:27:19,304
Si, señor. Right away.

376
00:27:46,965 --> 00:27:49,701
Mr. McCain, look at this.

377
00:27:52,004 --> 00:27:53,338
Scratch marks.

378
00:27:53,438 --> 00:27:55,240
That's right. And they're fresh,

379
00:27:55,340 --> 00:27:58,310
and we just happened to notice that
they seem to be pointed toward...

380
00:27:58,410 --> 00:28:01,380
the blast area there,
under the front seat.

381
00:28:02,214 --> 00:28:03,982
So, what are they?
What made 'em? You know?

382
00:28:04,082 --> 00:28:08,120
I don't know.
Maybe they were already here.

383
00:28:08,353 --> 00:28:10,422
Maybe there's no connection.

384
00:28:11,456 --> 00:28:14,726
You see the truth is, I can't
really tell which way they're pointed,

385
00:28:14,826 --> 00:28:16,728
and of course, that pipe bomb...

386
00:28:16,828 --> 00:28:17,963
Pipe bomb?

387
00:28:18,230 --> 00:28:20,232
That could blow things in any direction.

388
00:28:20,332 --> 00:28:21,600
You sure that's what it was?

389
00:28:21,733 --> 00:28:24,169
Oh, yeah. The lab's already confirming it.

390
00:28:24,269 --> 00:28:27,339
They even got the formula
for the powder they used.

391
00:28:27,439 --> 00:28:30,275
A pipe bomb, that's a pretty
sophisticated weapon, isn't it?

392
00:28:30,509 --> 00:28:33,812
Well, some of 'em.
They can be pretty simple.

393
00:28:33,912 --> 00:28:36,982
Like this was a kind
that's been used in the Middle East,

394
00:28:37,082 --> 00:28:40,786
and they have articles
with diagrams in magazines.

395
00:28:40,886 --> 00:28:43,388
You might have seen one of
these magazines yourself in a...

396
00:28:43,488 --> 00:28:46,625
Oh, I don't know, a barber shop, maybe?

397
00:28:46,725 --> 00:28:49,695
No, my hairdresser
only supplies music, Lieutenant.

398
00:28:49,795 --> 00:28:52,064
What about fingerprints? They find any?

399
00:28:52,164 --> 00:28:55,334
On a door, maybe?
Or the hood? Underneath somewhere?

400
00:28:55,434 --> 00:29:00,205
As a matter of fact, no. Not a single one.
But then, they tell me the car was just washed.

401
00:29:00,305 --> 00:29:02,040
But there wouldn't be any
fingerprints, would there?

402
00:29:02,140 --> 00:29:03,709
Because a pro would have worn gloves, right?

403
00:29:03,809 --> 00:29:05,677
Yes, sir, I guess he would.

404
00:29:05,777 --> 00:29:07,779
Yeah. And who else but a pro...

405
00:29:07,879 --> 00:29:10,249
could have gotten in here
to even plant the bomb?

406
00:29:10,349 --> 00:29:12,884
Now, you said that there was
no obvious signs of break-in.

407
00:29:12,985 --> 00:29:15,988
Now, with all those seeing eyes in the fences,
and the triple locks on the gates,

408
00:29:16,088 --> 00:29:20,859
security patrol cars outside. I tell you something.
Take a real expert to break into this place.

409
00:29:20,959 --> 00:29:25,230
Oh, I agree, sir. You got it figured right.
That's sure the way it looks.

410
00:29:25,330 --> 00:29:26,298
Looks?

411
00:29:26,398 --> 00:29:31,003
That it came from the outside.
A mob gangster, that's what you're saying.

412
00:29:31,103 --> 00:29:32,204
Well, that's the way it looks.

413
00:29:32,304 --> 00:29:36,174
As opposed to an acquaintance
that would come from the inside.

414
00:29:36,275 --> 00:29:37,643
What are you getting at?

415
00:29:37,976 --> 00:29:39,478
That someone who knew the grounds...

416
00:29:39,578 --> 00:29:42,581
could figure out
a simpler way to get in or out.

417
00:29:42,848 --> 00:29:44,049
Yeah? Like how?

418
00:29:44,149 --> 00:29:47,319
Oh, I don't know.
Maybe knowing someplace to hide...

419
00:29:47,419 --> 00:29:49,721
before they locked the security gates.

420
00:29:50,989 --> 00:29:52,190
Huh.

421
00:29:52,891 --> 00:29:54,626
Would you do me a favor?

422
00:29:54,726 --> 00:29:55,627
What?

423
00:29:55,727 --> 00:29:57,596
Would you put your thinking cap on...

424
00:29:57,696 --> 00:30:01,867
and come up with names of people
who are familiar with the grounds...

425
00:30:01,967 --> 00:30:04,202
and might have had
something against Big Fred?

426
00:30:04,736 --> 00:30:08,573
Listen, Lieutenant. You know,
I would love to make this easy for you,

427
00:30:08,674 --> 00:30:11,677
but unfortunately, my Uncle Fred
never left me a list of his enemies.

428
00:30:11,810 --> 00:30:13,345
And quite frankly, right now I'm so busy...

429
00:30:13,445 --> 00:30:15,314
trying to get my poor aunt through
this whole damn thing...

430
00:30:15,414 --> 00:30:18,650
I appreciate that, sir. But
I gotta tell you one little thing.

431
00:30:18,750 --> 00:30:22,154
Sergeant Duran, she came up with
something this morning...

432
00:30:22,254 --> 00:30:24,723
in that garbage can out back there.

433
00:30:25,157 --> 00:30:30,929
It's a pair of cotton gloves.
They're dirty, but they smell of gasoline.

434
00:30:31,263 --> 00:30:36,201
Now, do you think that a real pro...

435
00:30:36,335 --> 00:30:40,405
would dump his gloves in the garbage here?

436
00:30:41,773 --> 00:30:45,410
Oh, those are probably mine, Lieutenant.
Let me see.

437
00:30:48,380 --> 00:30:50,282
Oh, well, of course they are.

438
00:30:50,382 --> 00:30:53,018
I threw those out
just the other day. They're stinky.

439
00:30:53,385 --> 00:30:57,322
I always carry garden gloves like that
in my car, for when I pump my gasoline.

440
00:30:57,422 --> 00:31:00,926
You do? I mean, when you go to
a gasoline station you pump your own?

441
00:31:01,026 --> 00:31:04,262
Full service, Lieutenant, was invented
to cheat women and old folks.

442
00:31:04,363 --> 00:31:05,664
I don't like to be cheated.

443
00:31:06,598 --> 00:31:10,902
Harold, do you realize what time it is?
We have arrangements to make.

444
00:31:11,002 --> 00:31:13,672
Yes, well, the Lieutenant
was just leaving, I think.

445
00:31:13,772 --> 00:31:15,741
I guess...

446
00:31:15,974 --> 00:31:17,909
I will be going now.

447
00:31:18,009 --> 00:31:19,611
- Bye-bye.
- Excuse me.

448
00:31:37,129 --> 00:31:38,864
Everything's gonna be all right.

449
00:31:38,964 --> 00:31:40,966
George. Where are you?

450
00:31:41,066 --> 00:31:42,134
Handkerchief.

451
00:31:42,234 --> 00:31:45,303
George, make sure the limo and
the driver are out front ready to go.

452
00:31:45,404 --> 00:31:46,638
Please, give us some room.

453
00:31:46,738 --> 00:31:49,641
Please, clear, please!
Someone get the door.

454
00:31:51,543 --> 00:31:53,145
No! No! No! No! No pictures!

455
00:31:53,245 --> 00:31:55,914
She has nothing to say!
Just let us through, please.

456
00:31:56,014 --> 00:31:57,249
Out of the way!

457
00:31:58,083 --> 00:31:59,718
Out of the way!
Let us through, please!

458
00:32:00,318 --> 00:32:02,120
It's okay, baby, we got you.

459
00:32:02,587 --> 00:32:03,588
Hey!

460
00:32:03,955 --> 00:32:05,590
- I got you, baby!
- Oh!

461
00:32:09,628 --> 00:32:12,364
Get out of here.
Come on, come on. Hey!

462
00:32:12,464 --> 00:32:15,767
It's all right, everybody.
We got her. See you at the wake!

463
00:32:18,403 --> 00:32:23,475
Oh, that's pretty good interference.
It sure looks like she owns 'em now!

464
00:32:23,642 --> 00:32:26,211
Of course, I suppose
the league is gonna have to approve.

465
00:32:26,311 --> 00:32:27,979
What is your problem?

466
00:32:28,480 --> 00:32:30,682
I'm sorry, sir.
I didn't mean anything.

467
00:32:30,816 --> 00:32:34,019
Of course she'll be approved!
She's Uncle Fred's principal heir.

468
00:32:34,119 --> 00:32:38,490
Well, I know that, sir. His attorney,
that Bertie fella, he told me that.

469
00:32:38,590 --> 00:32:42,194
And I understand that you're in the will, too,
as his only blood relative,

470
00:32:42,294 --> 00:32:46,131
some sort of a secondary inheritor.

471
00:32:46,231 --> 00:32:48,099
Is that all you have to say?
That you talked to him?

472
00:32:48,200 --> 00:32:51,169
Excuse me. I gotta tend bar at a wake.

473
00:32:56,741 --> 00:32:59,211
Harold, Harold.

474
00:32:59,778 --> 00:33:02,013
We wanna say how sorry we both are.

475
00:33:02,113 --> 00:33:02,881
Thank you.

476
00:33:02,981 --> 00:33:04,282
You'll take good care of her, won't you, boy?

477
00:33:04,382 --> 00:33:06,785
- Oh, yeah. Take care.
- Thank you.

478
00:33:38,683 --> 00:33:40,819
- Bertie!
- Harold.

479
00:33:41,453 --> 00:33:44,055
Well, there's our new owner.

480
00:33:44,322 --> 00:33:46,091
Let's hope it works out.

481
00:33:46,191 --> 00:33:50,195
Yeah. This is all new for her.
I'm not sure how she's gonna handle it.

482
00:33:51,229 --> 00:33:54,799
I just want to tell you. You have
any problems with her, you just come to me.

483
00:33:56,301 --> 00:33:57,936
And between the two of us,

484
00:33:58,603 --> 00:34:03,708
I'll see to it that you're able to do the job
that I know that you are capable of doing.

485
00:34:04,976 --> 00:34:09,314
Right now, I'm gonna get her out of here.
I think, she's had a little too much.

486
00:34:13,952 --> 00:34:16,855
Excuse me, fellas. Fellas, Dolores.

487
00:34:16,955 --> 00:34:18,456
I won't forget you.

488
00:34:18,557 --> 00:34:20,191
Wouldn't Fred just love this?

489
00:34:20,292 --> 00:34:23,628
I'm sorry. Wouldn't he
just die all over again to be here?

490
00:34:23,728 --> 00:34:25,163
That bastard.

491
00:34:25,263 --> 00:34:27,666
Hey, guys, guys!
Come on, come on!

492
00:34:27,766 --> 00:34:29,134
Ease up, will you?

493
00:34:29,234 --> 00:34:31,770
No, no! Now, don't stop that!
That's beautiful!

494
00:34:31,870 --> 00:34:33,738
More! More!

495
00:34:34,339 --> 00:34:36,675
Dolores. What's the matter with you?

496
00:34:36,942 --> 00:34:42,180
<i>Because of you, there's a song</i>

497
00:34:42,280 --> 00:34:45,283
No, no. Let me get you outside.

498
00:34:46,251 --> 00:34:47,819
<i>Because of...</i>

499
00:34:48,186 --> 00:34:50,889
You think any of those people
ever really liked him?

500
00:34:50,989 --> 00:34:53,692
Of course. Even I did. Once.

501
00:34:54,092 --> 00:34:57,429
Fred used to sing me that song
while he danced on my feet.

502
00:34:57,529 --> 00:34:59,965
- Can you just give me that?
- Excuse me, ma'am.

503
00:35:00,065 --> 00:35:02,200
Could you tell me
where the bathroom is?

504
00:35:05,637 --> 00:35:07,005
Dolores.

505
00:35:14,779 --> 00:35:16,181
Thanks, boss.

506
00:35:20,518 --> 00:35:22,087
Some of these characters.

507
00:35:22,187 --> 00:35:22,887
Give me that.

508
00:35:26,324 --> 00:35:30,028
You know what you need?
You need some fresh air and rest.

509
00:35:30,128 --> 00:35:32,564
And when this is all over,
I'm gonna take you away from here.

510
00:35:32,664 --> 00:35:36,468
- Some place where we can just...
- Harold, stop telling me what to do.

511
00:35:37,002 --> 00:35:38,803
Stop giving orders.

512
00:35:39,771 --> 00:35:41,539
On you, it sounds so silly.

513
00:35:44,109 --> 00:35:45,844
Yeah, but it's true, honey.

514
00:35:47,078 --> 00:35:50,048
Listen, I can take care
of everything here for you.

515
00:35:50,148 --> 00:35:53,251
I mean, Bertie and I have already talked
about how to handle the team.

516
00:35:53,351 --> 00:35:55,220
So, that's what you've been up to.

517
00:35:55,320 --> 00:35:58,723
Harold, for your information,
I'm gonna fire Bertie.

518
00:35:58,990 --> 00:36:03,161
Fire? Oh, no.
No, no, no, no. No, you can't do that.

519
00:36:03,461 --> 00:36:06,631
Oh, yes, I can.
I've been studying his contract.

520
00:36:09,668 --> 00:36:12,804
I want a younger man in there.

521
00:36:13,338 --> 00:36:16,841
Besides, he may be a good lawyer,
but as general manager he's a wimp.

522
00:36:16,975 --> 00:36:19,310
Dolores, you don't know what you're saying.

523
00:36:19,411 --> 00:36:21,846
Okay? You don't
know a damn thing about football.

524
00:36:21,980 --> 00:36:27,619
That's what you think. And as for running a business,
I was once Fred's executive secretary, remember?

525
00:36:27,986 --> 00:36:30,055
I still do most of his taxes.

526
00:36:30,388 --> 00:36:33,291
Oh, darling, don't look like that.

527
00:36:35,126 --> 00:36:39,264
I want you to stay just the way you are.

528
00:36:39,764 --> 00:36:42,167
Don't go trying to be
the man of the family.

529
00:36:43,368 --> 00:36:44,703
Please?

530
00:36:46,004 --> 00:36:50,008
Don't you worry.
I won't ever kick you out of bed.

531
00:36:55,313 --> 00:36:57,215
Yes, I think it's time
for champagne, don't you?

532
00:36:57,716 --> 00:36:58,750
Hold it.

533
00:37:09,027 --> 00:37:11,329
<i>Oh, Mrs. McCain thought
it should be moved, too,</i>

534
00:37:11,429 --> 00:37:14,065
<i>but she couldn't find her keys.
She's still so confused.</i>

535
00:37:14,165 --> 00:37:16,267
<i>She's looking for her
husband's keys now.</i>

536
00:37:16,367 --> 00:37:19,771
<i>I have one key. For when I wash it.
I'll move it.</i>

537
00:37:19,871 --> 00:37:20,772
<i>Oh, that'll loosen it up.</i>

538
00:37:20,872 --> 00:37:23,041
<i>Once he gets it out of here,
we'll be all right.</i>

539
00:37:23,141 --> 00:37:26,444
<i>I hope so. A couple of more cars,
we'll be backed out the gate.</i>

540
00:37:26,544 --> 00:37:29,147
<i>Fernando! Put it in the garage!</i>

541
00:37:29,380 --> 00:37:31,649
<i>Si, señor. Right away.</i>

542
00:37:40,091 --> 00:37:44,729
Wow. That was too close for comfort.
What are you doing here, Columbo?

543
00:37:44,829 --> 00:37:47,866
I thought you'd be in Vegas
or Tahoe or Reno by now.

544
00:37:47,966 --> 00:37:50,835
Wherever Big Fred made his money,
maybe he made big enemies.

545
00:37:50,935 --> 00:37:53,104
Well, that's mostly Vegas.

546
00:37:53,371 --> 00:37:56,441
That's where he hung around
with all those mob guys.

547
00:37:57,442 --> 00:38:02,447
No, just wanted to look
at that one more time.

548
00:38:02,547 --> 00:38:05,617
Now, Duran said you got
several clues out of Big Fred's office.

549
00:38:05,717 --> 00:38:08,753
Possibly threats,
blackmail, that kind of stuff.

550
00:38:08,853 --> 00:38:10,922
Said the Feds are interested,
FBI maybe want into it.

551
00:38:11,456 --> 00:38:13,024
Yeah, I guess so.

552
00:38:13,124 --> 00:38:14,826
- Well, that's good, isn't it?
- Oh, yeah.

553
00:38:14,926 --> 00:38:17,395
Me, I got nothing or too much.

554
00:38:17,495 --> 00:38:21,299
Looking for a hit-and-run driver in LA is
like looking for an old straw in a haystack.

555
00:38:21,399 --> 00:38:23,468
It could be anybody, the way they drive here.

556
00:38:23,568 --> 00:38:27,038
All you gotta do is find a killer
whose bomb killed the wrong guy.

557
00:38:27,138 --> 00:38:29,641
That's right. That's all I gotta do.

558
00:38:30,408 --> 00:38:33,011
Well? What are you doing here, Columbo?

559
00:38:33,211 --> 00:38:35,914
I just decided I was right in the first place.

560
00:38:36,014 --> 00:38:38,883
- What?
- I'm staying here.

561
00:38:39,951 --> 00:38:42,220
In the city of the angels.

562
00:39:17,622 --> 00:39:19,257
May I help you, sir?

563
00:39:19,457 --> 00:39:22,694
Uh, just looking, that's all.

564
00:39:22,827 --> 00:39:24,295
Quite, I...

565
00:39:24,596 --> 00:39:25,864
Um...

566
00:39:27,298 --> 00:39:31,636
Could you show me
how you lift up the hood?

567
00:39:31,736 --> 00:39:33,438
The usual way.

568
00:39:38,109 --> 00:39:40,979
Oh, from the inside! Right!

569
00:39:41,079 --> 00:39:43,815
Yeah! Should have known that.

570
00:39:43,915 --> 00:39:46,351
Was there any particular part
of the engine you wished to look at?

571
00:39:46,451 --> 00:39:51,155
Just the distributor, please,
and maybe the starter.

572
00:39:51,289 --> 00:39:52,891
It has both.

573
00:39:53,258 --> 00:39:56,594
Oh, yeah, there's the distributor, right.

574
00:39:56,694 --> 00:39:59,998
And that wire would go
right down through there. Right.

575
00:40:00,098 --> 00:40:01,733
Wire, sir? What wire?

576
00:40:01,833 --> 00:40:03,534
To the bomb.

577
00:40:05,503 --> 00:40:10,208
Oh, excuse me.
I'm from the police here.

578
00:40:10,308 --> 00:40:12,610
You see, the car that we got,
it's so messed up...

579
00:40:12,710 --> 00:40:14,746
that it's hard to
figure things out. So,

580
00:40:14,846 --> 00:40:17,782
you don't mind if I check out
a few things on this car, do you?

581
00:40:17,882 --> 00:40:21,052
Of course not, sir. Anything to oblige.

582
00:40:24,422 --> 00:40:27,458
Underneath too?
I'd like to look underneath.

583
00:40:27,592 --> 00:40:29,394
Perhaps in the service center.

584
00:40:29,527 --> 00:40:31,996
I'm sure there's a car
we can put up on the lift.

585
00:40:32,096 --> 00:40:34,565
No, no, no, no. This'd be fine.

586
00:40:41,639 --> 00:40:43,975
Is there anything
I could do to help you, sir?

587
00:40:46,577 --> 00:40:49,047
You don't happen to
have a pair of pliers?

588
00:40:49,147 --> 00:40:51,649
Really, sir, no. I certainly wouldn't.

589
00:40:51,749 --> 00:40:53,952
- Well, what about that gentleman?
- What gentleman? Sir!

590
00:40:54,052 --> 00:40:57,889
Sir, do you happen to have a pair of pliers?

591
00:40:57,989 --> 00:41:01,759
Pliers? This what you want?

592
00:41:02,493 --> 00:41:04,862
Oh, that would be fine.
I'll return 'em.

593
00:41:04,963 --> 00:41:05,997
Okay.

594
00:41:07,498 --> 00:41:10,435
What do you intend
doing with those pliers?

595
00:41:10,535 --> 00:41:15,707
Oh, don't worry, sir.
The pliers will never touch the car.

596
00:41:16,908 --> 00:41:18,543
They'll never touch the car?

597
00:41:21,813 --> 00:41:22,747
What happened?

598
00:41:23,614 --> 00:41:26,317
Nothing serious, sir, just my head.

599
00:41:29,053 --> 00:41:30,421
I beg your pardon?

600
00:41:30,521 --> 00:41:34,192
Oh, I'm just saying it can't work
because you can't reach from here.

601
00:41:34,692 --> 00:41:37,128
What won't work? What are you doing?

602
00:41:37,228 --> 00:41:40,198
Oh, just give me a moment, sir.
Let me rethink this.

603
00:41:44,302 --> 00:41:47,505
All right. The wire started here
by the distributor,

604
00:41:47,605 --> 00:41:51,209
came over to the bomb.
The bomb's about here,

605
00:41:51,309 --> 00:41:55,613
but then the wire went halfway
over to the starter rod.

606
00:41:56,247 --> 00:41:59,951
Oh, yeah. Yeah.

607
00:42:00,151 --> 00:42:02,286
Okay. Here.

608
00:42:06,057 --> 00:42:09,994
This is as far as I can...
Can't go any further.

609
00:42:21,539 --> 00:42:23,474
Oh, yeah.

610
00:42:24,308 --> 00:42:26,978
Now you've done it. Hmm!

611
00:42:27,078 --> 00:42:29,013
Yeah, I did it.

612
00:42:29,714 --> 00:42:33,351
And it wasn't easy, but it's done!

613
00:42:37,255 --> 00:42:38,689
Oh, boy!

614
00:42:39,724 --> 00:42:40,491
What are you doing?

615
00:42:40,591 --> 00:42:44,829
I'm wiping up the marks you made
with your heels. Just look at this.

616
00:42:45,863 --> 00:42:48,833
Hold it, sir. Hold it.
Don't touch those.

617
00:42:52,904 --> 00:42:54,372
That's it!

618
00:42:55,173 --> 00:42:56,574
That is it!

619
00:42:57,708 --> 00:42:59,177
That's it!

620
00:43:00,745 --> 00:43:03,181
Thank you very much, sir!

621
00:43:18,663 --> 00:43:19,831
Hello.

622
00:43:19,931 --> 00:43:21,232
<i>I just called to say how...</i>

623
00:43:21,365 --> 00:43:24,202
Hacker! Damn it, I told you never
to call me here, or anywhere else...

624
00:43:24,302 --> 00:43:29,640
Hey, hey, come on. Take it easy.
I was just reading about your uncle's will.

625
00:43:30,141 --> 00:43:31,709
I don't see your name much.

626
00:43:31,809 --> 00:43:35,379
Oh, for God's sake, Hacker!
You know, in due time you'll get your...

627
00:43:35,480 --> 00:43:38,049
No, no, no. I didn't call about that.

628
00:43:38,149 --> 00:43:41,586
I just called to say how sorry I was
about Big Fred's death.

629
00:43:41,686 --> 00:43:45,523
<i>And to say you've got two days.
That's 48 hours.</i>

630
00:43:45,623 --> 00:43:47,859
And then I want my money!

631
00:44:30,935 --> 00:44:32,203
Yes.

632
00:44:32,703 --> 00:44:33,671
<i>Hi.</i>

633
00:44:34,939 --> 00:44:36,374
Well, hello.

634
00:44:36,874 --> 00:44:38,109
<i>You alone?</i>

635
00:44:39,110 --> 00:44:40,444
All alone.

636
00:44:41,479 --> 00:44:42,747
<i>You know what I'm doing?</i>

637
00:44:43,214 --> 00:44:43,948
No.

638
00:44:44,048 --> 00:44:44,949
<i>I'm lying...</i>

639
00:44:45,049 --> 00:44:48,753
down. I'm on my bed.

640
00:44:49,954 --> 00:44:52,056
I happen to be nude,

641
00:44:53,090 --> 00:44:54,625
and I'm thinking of you.

642
00:44:55,960 --> 00:44:57,728
Oh, for goodness sake.

643
00:44:59,297 --> 00:45:01,332
<i>When was the last time,
Mrs. Dolores McCain,</i>

644
00:45:01,432 --> 00:45:05,169
<i>that we spent an afternoon
under the covers? Huh?</i>

645
00:45:05,937 --> 00:45:07,672
It's been a while.

646
00:45:08,306 --> 00:45:11,842
<i>Let's do it. Bees do it.</i>

647
00:45:12,743 --> 00:45:15,479
<i>- Even...</i>
- Even educated fleas do it.

648
00:45:17,215 --> 00:45:19,550
And are you available later for dinner?

649
00:45:19,884 --> 00:45:21,185
Chez Louis?

650
00:45:21,285 --> 00:45:23,154
That's my favorite restaurant.

651
00:45:23,254 --> 00:45:25,223
<i>I'm coming over right away.</i>

652
00:45:26,390 --> 00:45:27,858
<i>I'll be there in a minute.</i>

653
00:45:28,626 --> 00:45:30,695
<i>Don't get dressed.</i>

654
00:45:31,896 --> 00:45:33,864
Oh, for goodness sake.

655
00:46:08,933 --> 00:46:11,869
Oh, Mr. McCain! You're here!

656
00:46:11,969 --> 00:46:15,006
Oh, boy, what a happy coincidence.

657
00:46:15,906 --> 00:46:17,141
Where the hell did that come from?

658
00:46:17,241 --> 00:46:20,544
Oh, this is just borrowed.
We gotta be very careful.

659
00:46:21,178 --> 00:46:25,249
See, I was just checking to make sure
we put it in the exact same spot.

660
00:46:25,349 --> 00:46:27,885
- Why?
- Oh, it's all right here.

661
00:46:27,985 --> 00:46:29,387
Here's how the lab says that...

662
00:46:29,487 --> 00:46:32,156
that bomb was planted
under your uncle's car.

663
00:46:32,256 --> 00:46:35,293
And I finally figured out how
the wire was attached...

664
00:46:35,393 --> 00:46:36,527
from the bomb to the starter.

665
00:46:36,627 --> 00:46:37,895
Good for you. So what?

666
00:46:37,995 --> 00:46:40,598
Oh, it's very interesting.
You see, these buggies,

667
00:46:40,698 --> 00:46:42,500
they're built
so low to the ground...

668
00:46:42,600 --> 00:46:44,902
there's really only one spot
that you can use...

669
00:46:45,002 --> 00:46:49,440
to get far enough under.
And, yeah, that's right about here.

670
00:46:50,074 --> 00:46:52,743
Now, the guy had to use
a pair of pliers...

671
00:46:52,843 --> 00:46:57,915
to get the wire from the bomb,
which was here, over to the starter.

672
00:46:58,015 --> 00:47:00,818
Are you watching, Mr. McCain?

673
00:47:01,152 --> 00:47:03,654
Why don't you get down where you can see?

674
00:47:04,789 --> 00:47:09,160
But the trouble is that from here
he can't reach it.

675
00:47:09,260 --> 00:47:12,063
But if he twists his body,
it's still tight,

676
00:47:12,163 --> 00:47:14,565
but he can push with his heels.

677
00:47:15,633 --> 00:47:19,603
And he's getting closer
but he can't go any further.

678
00:47:20,671 --> 00:47:22,673
Can you see that, Mr. McCain?

679
00:47:23,140 --> 00:47:24,375
Uh-huh.

680
00:47:24,909 --> 00:47:27,144
But if he's left-handed,

681
00:47:28,012 --> 00:47:31,449
like you are, sir, he can reach it easily.

682
00:47:31,549 --> 00:47:34,251
Like I am?
Now, what makes you think...

683
00:47:34,518 --> 00:47:36,420
What hand you holding your
cigarette in, sir?

684
00:47:37,621 --> 00:47:38,823
The left.

685
00:47:38,923 --> 00:47:42,226
But of course if I were ambidextrous
I could have it in the right.

686
00:47:42,326 --> 00:47:45,396
Oh, no, no. I've seen other things.

687
00:47:45,496 --> 00:47:48,866
All right, your point is very interesting.
So, the guy was left-handed.

688
00:47:48,966 --> 00:47:50,568
How many other lefties are there
in this country?

689
00:47:50,668 --> 00:47:54,105
Oh, there's quite a few, sir.
No, that doesn't really mean anything.

690
00:47:54,205 --> 00:47:57,041
But it does make it easier to
explain the scratch marks.

691
00:47:57,141 --> 00:47:58,242
What scratch marks?

692
00:47:58,342 --> 00:48:01,178
Well, you remember, sir.
They're right here. Those.

693
00:48:01,278 --> 00:48:04,482
They're still here.
The ones with the chalk mark.

694
00:48:05,683 --> 00:48:06,517
Oh, yeah. Right.

695
00:48:06,617 --> 00:48:11,088
And those are heel marks
I discovered, and I can prove it.

696
00:48:11,322 --> 00:48:15,426
We made some just like
those ourselves. You saw how.

697
00:48:16,026 --> 00:48:18,796
When I was pushing with my heels
to get far enough left...

698
00:48:18,896 --> 00:48:20,664
so I could use my left hand.

699
00:48:20,765 --> 00:48:23,000
You sure as hell didn't make
any scratch marks that I can see.

700
00:48:23,100 --> 00:48:25,269
Oh, well, that's because
I'm wearing rubber heels.

701
00:48:25,369 --> 00:48:28,606
But there are heels
that could make marks on asphalt.

702
00:48:28,706 --> 00:48:31,976
Uh, ones like... What are those,

703
00:48:32,076 --> 00:48:35,179
those Beverly Hills cowboy boots?

704
00:48:35,312 --> 00:48:38,582
The same kind
that I seen you wearing, uh...

705
00:48:39,683 --> 00:48:42,787
Like the ones you got on now,
in fact. Like those.

706
00:48:43,020 --> 00:48:44,822
And like thousands
of other men wear, of course.

707
00:48:44,922 --> 00:48:49,660
Oh, sure, of course.
But I still keep thinking.

708
00:48:53,597 --> 00:48:55,800
Excuse me, sir,
would you mind lifting that boot?

709
00:49:00,571 --> 00:49:03,541
Oh yeah, you got that silver ornament.

710
00:49:03,641 --> 00:49:06,477
Well, that would really
make a mark on asphalt.

711
00:49:06,577 --> 00:49:09,180
Of course, thousands of guys
got the same thing.

712
00:49:09,313 --> 00:49:13,250
But a hired killer,
you know, a real professional,

713
00:49:13,350 --> 00:49:15,453
like you thought was the only one
that could break in here,

714
00:49:15,553 --> 00:49:19,390
he wouldn't wear hard shoes like that,
risk tripping, making noise.

715
00:49:19,490 --> 00:49:24,662
He'd wear tennis shoes, running shoes,
black ones, maybe.

716
00:49:24,862 --> 00:49:28,699
Anyway, I still think it was
somebody who was so confident...

717
00:49:28,799 --> 00:49:30,367
he already knew his way around here.

718
00:49:30,801 --> 00:49:34,238
So, that would cut the odds to what?
Maybe 100 to one?

719
00:49:35,139 --> 00:49:39,710
So, now you're thinking friends, visitors,
servants, someone who worked in the place.

720
00:49:39,810 --> 00:49:41,879
Well, I wasn't thinking
of them, exactly.

721
00:49:41,979 --> 00:49:44,715
No, of course not, Lieutenant.
Because ever since this car exploded,

722
00:49:44,815 --> 00:49:46,317
you've been trying
to point a finger at me, right?

723
00:49:46,417 --> 00:49:48,219
Well, there have been
certain indications...

724
00:49:48,319 --> 00:49:50,754
No, no, no. You took a wild guess...

725
00:49:50,855 --> 00:49:52,323
and you figured that
I'm the easiest one to blame.

726
00:49:52,423 --> 00:49:54,558
- Well you've got nothing.
- Sir.

727
00:49:56,360 --> 00:49:58,996
Harold? I've been waiting for you.

728
00:49:59,096 --> 00:50:00,531
Yeah, all right. I know.

729
00:50:01,198 --> 00:50:02,366
Well, can I go?

730
00:50:02,766 --> 00:50:05,336
Of course. But, sir,

731
00:50:07,304 --> 00:50:08,739
you won't go far, will you?

732
00:50:16,747 --> 00:50:19,917
- Jeez, I didn't know he was gonna be here.
- Well, I didn't either.

733
00:50:20,017 --> 00:50:23,053
Well, maybe we should go over to
my place then, huh?

734
00:50:23,888 --> 00:50:25,256
Well, I guess so.

735
00:50:26,056 --> 00:50:27,458
Separate cars?

736
00:50:27,858 --> 00:50:28,893
Well,

737
00:50:30,594 --> 00:50:31,862
he's still here.

738
00:50:31,962 --> 00:50:35,299
Yeah. Better separate.

739
00:50:39,737 --> 00:50:41,105
See you soon.

740
00:50:41,305 --> 00:50:42,740
I'll see you soon.

741
00:50:43,207 --> 00:50:44,775
Tonight.

742
00:50:45,676 --> 00:50:47,011
Tonight.

743
00:50:47,678 --> 00:50:50,414
- Chez Louis.
- Chez Louis

744
00:50:55,019 --> 00:50:57,154
I thought it was a pleasant afternoon.

745
00:50:57,321 --> 00:50:59,757
You won't get any argument from me.

746
00:51:00,991 --> 00:51:03,394
Boy, I'll be glad when this whole
thing's over with.

747
00:51:03,627 --> 00:51:07,331
But first I gotta take care of
that Hacker. Gotta do that.

748
00:51:07,464 --> 00:51:11,835
Get him some money. Quiet him down.
That son of a bitch, he's crazy.

749
00:51:11,936 --> 00:51:14,104
Crazy. He's got syphilis
on the brain.

750
00:51:16,307 --> 00:51:17,675
Yeah.

751
00:51:18,275 --> 00:51:20,077
I think he drinks, too.

752
00:51:20,477 --> 00:51:24,815
Well, I'll take care of him.
I'll do that.

753
00:51:28,085 --> 00:51:30,154
Boy, it's nice being together, huh?

754
00:51:30,854 --> 00:51:32,222
It is.

755
00:51:35,960 --> 00:51:37,461
You're the best.

756
00:51:39,597 --> 00:51:40,831
Thank you.

757
00:51:43,701 --> 00:51:47,338
Can I ask you something?
Are we drifting apart?

758
00:51:47,972 --> 00:51:49,673
Drifting apart?

759
00:51:49,873 --> 00:51:51,675
Yeah, I don't know, I just...

760
00:51:52,476 --> 00:51:54,244
I feel like I'm losing you.

761
00:51:54,812 --> 00:51:56,714
Maybe it's just my imagination.
I don't know.

762
00:51:56,814 --> 00:51:59,283
I'm just so crazy
about the money and...

763
00:51:59,516 --> 00:52:02,620
I'm getting another 10,000
from this friend of mine, Eddie,

764
00:52:02,720 --> 00:52:06,657
and then all I need
is another 20, and then...

765
00:52:07,291 --> 00:52:09,293
maybe I'll be more myself.

766
00:52:11,528 --> 00:52:13,530
Hey, then maybe we'll
go someplace, huh?

767
00:52:15,099 --> 00:52:16,567
Hey, someday...

768
00:52:17,601 --> 00:52:19,136
I'm gonna ask you to marry me.

769
00:52:19,236 --> 00:52:21,338
Soon as I get that damn Hacker
off my back.

770
00:52:21,572 --> 00:52:23,307
You gonna say yes?

771
00:52:23,741 --> 00:52:25,676
Ask and you'll find out.

772
00:52:25,843 --> 00:52:27,077
I will.

773
00:52:27,811 --> 00:52:30,648
I'll get another five
from another source. That's 15.

774
00:52:30,748 --> 00:52:33,917
Then I'll need another 15 and it's
you and me, baby.

775
00:52:34,151 --> 00:52:35,419
That sounds good.

776
00:52:35,619 --> 00:52:36,620
Hey.

777
00:52:37,921 --> 00:52:40,057
We were good
for each other in the past.

778
00:52:40,991 --> 00:52:42,960
We'll be good for
each other again.

779
00:52:58,175 --> 00:53:00,544
Where you gonna get the other 15?

780
00:53:01,679 --> 00:53:03,480
I thought I'd ask you.

781
00:53:06,617 --> 00:53:08,619
But I won't give it to you.

782
00:53:09,453 --> 00:53:10,988
Don't say that.

783
00:53:11,555 --> 00:53:13,223
I think you use me.

784
00:53:14,591 --> 00:53:16,226
No, I don't.

785
00:53:16,527 --> 00:53:19,963
I think you used me before
and I think you're using me now.

786
00:53:20,397 --> 00:53:22,199
- Honey...
- You're just like Fred.

787
00:53:22,399 --> 00:53:25,703
You use me and that's over, buster.

788
00:53:27,771 --> 00:53:29,306
You don't mean that.

789
00:53:32,009 --> 00:53:35,012
He took me for granted,
and you're doing the same thing.

790
00:53:35,379 --> 00:53:36,880
And I'm giving you nothing.

791
00:53:38,215 --> 00:53:40,117
- Nothing?
- Nothing.

792
00:53:41,618 --> 00:53:42,920
Not a nickel?

793
00:53:43,520 --> 00:53:44,922
Not a nickel.

794
00:53:45,322 --> 00:53:46,557
Okay.

795
00:53:51,528 --> 00:53:53,130
I understand.

796
00:53:53,564 --> 00:53:56,900
So, I used you. Big Fred used you.

797
00:53:57,034 --> 00:54:00,838
And you're a woman
that men use and humiliate.

798
00:54:01,271 --> 00:54:02,873
And you don't like that, do you?

799
00:54:02,973 --> 00:54:04,775
No, I don't.

800
00:54:06,310 --> 00:54:08,145
Oh, I know you don't.

801
00:54:09,947 --> 00:54:13,517
Oh, I remember how you fantasized
about Big Fred's death.

802
00:54:14,651 --> 00:54:19,823
How you dreamed of hearing
him beg for your mercy.

803
00:54:20,991 --> 00:54:24,228
How you wanted him dead,
and now he's dead.

804
00:54:24,795 --> 00:54:26,430
Interesting, huh?

805
00:54:29,900 --> 00:54:31,902
I find that interesting.

806
00:54:37,040 --> 00:54:38,509
You wanna hear more?

807
00:54:40,077 --> 00:54:42,780
I have no idea what
you're talking about.

808
00:54:45,215 --> 00:54:49,787
There's something about his death
that I know that you should know.

809
00:54:52,890 --> 00:54:57,227
Only I don't want to talk about it here.
It's too dangerous.

810
00:54:58,962 --> 00:55:00,130
But if you're interested,

811
00:55:01,064 --> 00:55:03,167
I'll be in the parking garage.

812
00:55:21,652 --> 00:55:25,255
Harold, you're behaving so strange.

813
00:55:26,623 --> 00:55:27,791
Uh-huh.

814
00:55:29,293 --> 00:55:30,994
What is it you want?

815
00:56:06,663 --> 00:56:10,067
You like all the attention you're getting
from the football players, don't you?

816
00:56:11,368 --> 00:56:12,369
Yes.

817
00:56:12,469 --> 00:56:15,472
You like firing Bertie,
taking over the team?

818
00:56:16,373 --> 00:56:18,208
What were you going
to tell me, Harold?

819
00:56:18,609 --> 00:56:22,546
Boy, you have blossomed since
Fred's death, haven't you?

820
00:56:23,881 --> 00:56:26,083
I thought you had
something important to say.

821
00:56:26,583 --> 00:56:30,087
Where were you the morning
Fred got hit by the truck?

822
00:56:30,520 --> 00:56:32,022
Where was I?

823
00:56:32,122 --> 00:56:35,659
And don't tell me you were at home,
because Bertie called for 45 minutes,

824
00:56:35,759 --> 00:56:38,395
and then I called
and there was no answer.

825
00:56:38,829 --> 00:56:42,532
So, don't tell me you were at home.
I don't like to hear people lie.

826
00:56:43,567 --> 00:56:46,270
Now, honey sugar,
you know what's interesting?

827
00:56:47,170 --> 00:56:49,172
I've known you five years...

828
00:56:49,539 --> 00:56:53,010
and I've never known you
to get up before 10:30.

829
00:56:54,011 --> 00:56:56,713
And I've never known Fernando to
start his day's work...

830
00:56:56,813 --> 00:56:59,116
by cutting the back hedge.

831
00:57:01,084 --> 00:57:02,953
And what did you tell Columbo?

832
00:57:03,854 --> 00:57:06,456
That Fred moved the car at night...

833
00:57:06,556 --> 00:57:08,725
so in the morning the garage door
wouldn't wake you?

834
00:57:08,825 --> 00:57:12,462
Since when would Fred care
if he disturbed you?

835
00:57:13,030 --> 00:57:15,198
He didn't know you were alive.

836
00:57:16,133 --> 00:57:18,035
You see where I'm coming from?

837
00:57:22,205 --> 00:57:23,941
Let me sleep on this, honey.

838
00:57:24,174 --> 00:57:26,476
- It's very confusing...
- I want the $15,000.

839
00:57:26,576 --> 00:57:29,346
- I understand.
- I can't get to Columbo now.

840
00:57:29,913 --> 00:57:31,982
I've got other plans tonight.

841
00:57:32,082 --> 00:57:35,185
But you got until tomorrow morning.
I'll call you early.

842
00:57:36,887 --> 00:57:38,956
I just need a little time.

843
00:57:40,057 --> 00:57:41,825
I wanna lie down.

844
00:57:42,292 --> 00:57:44,161
Would you drive me home?

845
00:57:45,495 --> 00:57:48,465
What about your car?
It's at my place.

846
00:57:48,765 --> 00:57:50,867
I just wanna lie down.

847
00:57:58,709 --> 00:58:00,344
I have to think.

848
00:58:01,478 --> 00:58:03,347
I'll get the car tomorrow.

849
00:58:34,578 --> 00:58:36,079
<i>- This is Jack.
- And I'm Jill.</i>

850
00:58:36,179 --> 00:58:38,348
<i>And this is the Jack and Jill
Breakfast Show.</i>

851
00:58:38,448 --> 00:58:40,050
<i>I think the folks know that, Jill.</i>

852
00:58:40,150 --> 00:58:43,553
<i>The time is now 7:40a.m.,
and it's a bit overcast.</i>

853
00:58:43,653 --> 00:58:46,823
<i>But don't despair, folks,
in a few hours, by 10:00,</i>

854
00:58:46,923 --> 00:58:49,459
<i>our old friend the sun will be out
in all his glory.</i>

855
00:58:49,693 --> 00:58:53,230
<i>Hear that, kids? Clouds gone by 10:00.
You can hit the beaches early.</i>

856
00:58:53,330 --> 00:58:55,098
<i>The time is now 7:41.</i>

857
00:58:55,198 --> 00:58:56,566
<i>Jill, I just gave them the time.</i>

858
00:58:56,666 --> 00:59:00,037
<i>I know, Jack. I just like to do it again
in case somebody missed it.</i>

859
00:59:00,270 --> 00:59:03,473
<i>Thank you, Jack and Jill,
this is Captain Steve in copter one.</i>

860
00:59:03,573 --> 00:59:05,642
<i>Well, you were right about the weather
for the beach crowds.</i>

861
00:59:05,742 --> 00:59:08,712
<i>We've got patchy low clouds all along
Pacific Coast Highway...</i>

862
00:59:08,812 --> 00:59:10,414
<i>from Malibu to Santa Monica.</i>

863
00:59:10,514 --> 00:59:13,116
<i>Just right for the surfers
with 3- to 5-foot...</i>

864
01:01:52,008 --> 01:01:52,909
Yes?

865
01:01:53,009 --> 01:01:55,912
I'm sitting here. I got the cop's number
in my hand. What do you want me to do?

866
01:01:58,148 --> 01:02:00,217
I thought about it. Harold,

867
01:02:01,184 --> 01:02:04,387
I don't like doing it,
but you are in trouble,

868
01:02:05,488 --> 01:02:09,059
so come on over.
I got the money for you.

869
01:02:09,793 --> 01:02:11,328
I'll be right there.

870
01:02:12,429 --> 01:02:13,096
Love ya.

871
01:02:14,431 --> 01:02:15,765
But Harold,

872
01:02:17,033 --> 01:02:18,835
this is the last time.

873
01:02:42,993 --> 01:02:44,995
Oh, yes!

874
01:03:15,792 --> 01:03:17,694
Go up to the house and check.
I'll check the property.

875
01:03:17,827 --> 01:03:18,995
Yeah. Okay.

876
01:03:41,718 --> 01:03:43,420
Where's the Lieutenant?

877
01:03:43,920 --> 01:03:47,924
How in the hell do I know?
Should have been here a half an hour ago.

878
01:03:49,826 --> 01:03:51,294
Any word on Columbo?

879
01:03:51,394 --> 01:03:52,862
He just arrived.

880
01:03:53,563 --> 01:03:55,332
It's about time.

881
01:03:55,432 --> 01:03:58,101
Died between 8:15 and 9:30.

882
01:04:05,508 --> 01:04:07,210
You're late, Lieutenant.

883
01:04:07,344 --> 01:04:10,780
Oh, hi, John.
A seven-letter word for a green leaf.

884
01:04:10,880 --> 01:04:13,416
It's got a "U" in it.
The third letter is "U."

885
01:04:13,516 --> 01:04:14,784
It's not lettuce.

886
01:04:14,884 --> 01:04:16,419
You're doing a crossword puzzle?

887
01:04:16,619 --> 01:04:19,289
We're waiting for you, and you're
doing a crossword puzzle?

888
01:04:19,389 --> 01:04:20,724
I don't even like doing them, John.

889
01:04:20,824 --> 01:04:23,727
Blame my wife. She gets me
started and I get hooked.

890
01:04:23,860 --> 01:04:25,795
A green leaf.

891
01:04:26,363 --> 01:04:32,602
Arugula. A-R-U-G-U-L-A.
Arugula.

892
01:04:43,980 --> 01:04:45,749
Let me show you this window.

893
01:04:46,850 --> 01:04:51,688
Now, this is how the guy got in.
Obviously a professional.

894
01:04:51,955 --> 01:04:55,558
Now, he used the glass cutter
to cut the glass.

895
01:04:55,792 --> 01:04:58,862
Never shook anything,
so the alarm didn't go off.

896
01:04:59,295 --> 01:05:01,064
Then he climbed through.

897
01:05:01,297 --> 01:05:04,534
Now, what he didn't know
was what was on the other side.

898
01:05:07,170 --> 01:05:12,008
There was a bowl of milk left for the cat.
He stepped in it and knocked it over.

899
01:05:12,642 --> 01:05:15,445
Now, the victim must have heard
that bowl go over,

900
01:05:15,578 --> 01:05:17,947
because he was right there in the bedroom.

901
01:05:18,047 --> 01:05:20,984
Right over the room where
the bowl went over.

902
01:05:21,985 --> 01:05:25,088
Then he was moving to get
his gun when the intruder shot him.

903
01:05:25,188 --> 01:05:29,058
Well, you know, Harold was plenty scared.
Those mobsters had already threatened him.

904
01:05:29,192 --> 01:05:30,493
So, who found the body?

905
01:05:30,593 --> 01:05:31,928
Dolores McCain.

906
01:05:32,028 --> 01:05:34,464
Oh, Dolores, yeah.

907
01:05:35,665 --> 01:05:38,868
Oh, yeah, that's her car
out there. What time was that?

908
01:05:38,968 --> 01:05:40,770
- Ten-thirty.
- Ten-thirty.

909
01:05:40,870 --> 01:05:42,338
Ten-thirty?

910
01:05:45,341 --> 01:05:47,243
Ten-thirty?

911
01:05:48,945 --> 01:05:50,313
Where is she?

912
01:05:50,747 --> 01:05:52,215
She's in the kitchen.

913
01:05:59,122 --> 01:06:02,592
He just couldn't help himself.
It was an addiction.

914
01:06:02,692 --> 01:06:04,661
He just couldn't stop gambling.

915
01:06:04,961 --> 01:06:08,998
Couldn't help himself. He tried, but he...

916
01:06:10,233 --> 01:06:11,835
What time did you get here, ma'am?

917
01:06:11,968 --> 01:06:14,671
About ten-thirty.

918
01:06:14,771 --> 01:06:17,674
I see. Ten-thirty.

919
01:06:18,475 --> 01:06:20,109
All right.

920
01:06:20,844 --> 01:06:22,345
And you drove here?

921
01:06:23,046 --> 01:06:24,047
Yes.

922
01:06:24,247 --> 01:06:25,515
Uh-huh.

923
01:06:27,083 --> 01:06:29,686
When was the last time
that you saw him?

924
01:06:29,786 --> 01:06:31,187
Yesterday.

925
01:06:31,955 --> 01:06:34,724
He came over to the house.
Well, you were there.

926
01:06:34,824 --> 01:06:38,294
And we had a good time
together, but at dinner he...

927
01:06:39,062 --> 01:06:41,898
He asked me for money, and I said no.

928
01:06:41,998 --> 01:06:45,134
Lieutenant, I've given him
so much money and I just said no.

929
01:06:45,235 --> 01:06:48,037
And then he called me
this morning, early...

930
01:06:48,271 --> 01:06:49,873
Where did he call from, ma'am?

931
01:06:50,940 --> 01:06:53,009
Well, I assumed he was here.

932
01:06:53,109 --> 01:06:56,145
He was. We checked
with the telephone company.

933
01:06:56,246 --> 01:06:58,848
The call was made
at 8:15 from this number.

934
01:06:59,716 --> 01:07:00,917
I assumed that.

935
01:07:01,150 --> 01:07:05,822
He said this man, Hacker,
had called him at midnight, threatened him.

936
01:07:06,456 --> 01:07:10,860
He sounded terrified. Said
he was going to run away to Chicago.

937
01:07:11,060 --> 01:07:13,396
I think he said the 2:30 train.

938
01:07:13,897 --> 01:07:17,600
And he had car fare,
but he needed room and board.

939
01:07:17,967 --> 01:07:19,135
I couldn't deny him.

940
01:07:20,069 --> 01:07:22,305
He sounded so pitiful.

941
01:07:22,438 --> 01:07:25,742
And so, I said I'd help him
and bring him some money around 10:30.

942
01:07:26,309 --> 01:07:30,146
When I got here the front door was locked.

943
01:07:30,413 --> 01:07:35,218
So, I went to the bedroom window and I...

944
01:07:35,318 --> 01:07:36,653
Oh, God.

945
01:07:37,520 --> 01:07:42,091
All right. All right, ma'am.
That's all I'll need now.

946
01:07:42,191 --> 01:07:43,860
You've been through enough.

947
01:07:44,060 --> 01:07:48,932
Uh, I have a tape that
I have to show you. It's very important,

948
01:07:49,165 --> 01:07:52,268
but we can do that another time.
All right, Officer.

949
01:07:52,735 --> 01:07:54,237
Is Mrs. McCain dismissed?

950
01:07:54,337 --> 01:07:57,507
Yes, and see to it that there's
somebody to drive her home.

951
01:07:57,607 --> 01:07:58,975
Yes, Lieutenant.

952
01:08:26,402 --> 01:08:28,838
All right, Officer, we're done.
Thank you very much.

953
01:08:35,912 --> 01:08:38,414
Shot once in the abdomen.
All internal bleeding.

954
01:08:38,514 --> 01:08:40,950
The bullet's still inside.
That's what killed him.

955
01:08:41,050 --> 01:08:42,785
Well, it seems pretty clear.

956
01:08:43,319 --> 01:08:46,889
Either he woke up
or the alarm woke him.

957
01:08:47,256 --> 01:08:50,293
You can see the alarm
is set for 8:00.

958
01:08:50,660 --> 01:08:54,197
Now, he spoke with
Mrs. McCain at 8:15.

959
01:08:54,697 --> 01:08:56,599
According to the medical examiner,

960
01:08:56,699 --> 01:09:00,436
sometime within a hour and a half
he was shot.

961
01:09:00,670 --> 01:09:04,607
Now, he heard a noise
in the basement, the cat's bowl.

962
01:09:04,707 --> 01:09:06,242
Now, we know this guy was jumpy.

963
01:09:06,342 --> 01:09:10,513
He told Mrs. McCain that he was
so scared that he was leaving town.

964
01:09:10,613 --> 01:09:13,316
Well, we found this train timetable.

965
01:09:13,783 --> 01:09:16,452
The 2:30 to Chicago is circled.

966
01:09:17,086 --> 01:09:19,489
Now, what we got here is a guy...

967
01:09:19,922 --> 01:09:22,725
who heard a noise
that don't know what it was.

968
01:09:22,825 --> 01:09:24,494
He was alone and jumpy.

969
01:09:24,894 --> 01:09:26,529
So, he decided to go and get his gun,

970
01:09:26,629 --> 01:09:29,932
but the guy got his gun first,
and that's what happened.

971
01:09:30,233 --> 01:09:32,368
You think this bed was slept in?

972
01:09:32,468 --> 01:09:33,202
What?

973
01:09:34,203 --> 01:09:36,539
You think this bed was slept in?

974
01:09:36,639 --> 01:09:37,674
Why would you ask that?

975
01:09:37,774 --> 01:09:41,878
Well, the sheet seems tight here.
You think somebody's foot was under that?

976
01:09:42,478 --> 01:09:44,414
I don't know.
People sleep all kinds of ways.

977
01:09:44,514 --> 01:09:46,783
Maybe he slept on top of the sheets.

978
01:09:46,883 --> 01:09:49,652
Maybe he put one foot under
and he put the other one in sideways.

979
01:09:49,752 --> 01:09:50,953
What do you want from me?

980
01:09:51,054 --> 01:09:52,388
Just asking.

981
01:09:53,489 --> 01:09:54,891
What's this?

982
01:09:55,124 --> 01:09:59,729
It's an invitation ticket to a poker
tournament at the Commerce Casino.

983
01:10:00,129 --> 01:10:01,731
It's for tonight.

984
01:10:02,331 --> 01:10:04,133
Yeah, but he won't make it.

985
01:10:06,002 --> 01:10:07,203
What's this?

986
01:10:07,303 --> 01:10:08,838
It's $5,000.

987
01:10:08,938 --> 01:10:10,606
No kidding.

988
01:10:10,707 --> 01:10:11,874
It was in his boot.

989
01:10:11,974 --> 01:10:15,545
In his boot? No kidding.
Where's the boot?

990
01:10:15,745 --> 01:10:17,280
It's in the closet.

991
01:10:22,051 --> 01:10:24,220
The money was just
lying in the boot?

992
01:10:24,353 --> 01:10:27,623
No, it was stuffed in the toe of
the boot, behind the sock.

993
01:10:31,127 --> 01:10:33,863
Boy, these are ripe!

994
01:10:33,963 --> 01:10:35,298
You telling me.

995
01:10:35,932 --> 01:10:39,736
And damp. Well, the guy's feet sweat.

996
01:10:39,836 --> 01:10:43,773
Mine sweat, too.
That's why my feet are soft.

997
01:10:44,540 --> 01:10:46,409
That's what my wife says.

998
01:10:50,113 --> 01:10:53,716
Wait a minute, John. Hold the phone.

999
01:10:55,318 --> 01:10:57,987
When did he take these socks off?

1000
01:10:59,021 --> 01:11:01,758
They feel like they've
been worn recently.

1001
01:11:02,024 --> 01:11:04,727
Feel them. They're still damp.

1002
01:11:07,096 --> 01:11:10,466
So, those are the socks
that he put on when he got up,

1003
01:11:10,867 --> 01:11:14,670
but when did he take the damp ones off?

1004
01:11:16,205 --> 01:11:19,075
I mean, even if he
took 'em off last night,

1005
01:11:19,175 --> 01:11:23,146
even as late as 2:00 a.m.,
it's now after 11:00.

1006
01:11:24,647 --> 01:11:26,949
That's nine hours ago.

1007
01:11:28,017 --> 01:11:29,519
They would be dry by now.

1008
01:11:30,720 --> 01:11:32,889
But these are still wet.

1009
01:11:35,024 --> 01:11:37,393
So, when did he take 'em off?

1010
01:11:38,895 --> 01:11:40,997
You said the alarm went off at 8:00?

1011
01:11:41,464 --> 01:11:43,166
Yeah. Eight o'clock.

1012
01:11:46,235 --> 01:11:47,670
Eight.

1013
01:12:15,131 --> 01:12:20,336
I hate to tell you this,
fellas, but this alarm...

1014
01:12:22,171 --> 01:12:26,275
was set for 8:00 p.m.

1015
01:12:27,510 --> 01:12:30,246
And that poker tournament was...

1016
01:12:30,413 --> 01:12:32,615
What time was that, 9:00?

1017
01:12:32,915 --> 01:12:35,084
I think 9:00.

1018
01:12:38,120 --> 01:12:40,656
Yeah, 9:00.

1019
01:12:40,957 --> 01:12:43,693
Makes sense. The club's
right here in LA.

1020
01:12:45,428 --> 01:12:47,363
I tell you, boys.

1021
01:12:49,098 --> 01:12:52,201
I don't think we got
a guy that just got up.

1022
01:12:54,403 --> 01:12:57,373
I think we got a guy
that never went to bed.

1023
01:12:57,473 --> 01:12:59,475
Commerce Casino, Ed speaking.

1024
01:13:00,109 --> 01:13:03,179
Do I know Harold McCain?
Yes, I do.

1025
01:13:03,880 --> 01:13:06,515
When did he buy his ticket
in the poker tournament?

1026
01:13:06,616 --> 01:13:08,284
Is that your question?

1027
01:13:08,885 --> 01:13:13,189
Well, I came on duty at 4:00 a.m.
this morning. He was here then.

1028
01:13:13,623 --> 01:13:19,428
I sold him the ticket before he left,
so the answer to your question is 6:30,

1029
01:13:19,528 --> 01:13:22,765
the morning of the 10th.

1030
01:13:23,032 --> 01:13:24,567
My pleasure.

1031
01:13:29,906 --> 01:13:31,073
Gentlemen,

1032
01:13:32,108 --> 01:13:35,378
either Harold was lying to Dolores,

1033
01:13:37,413 --> 01:13:40,650
or Dolores was lying to us.

1034
01:13:46,689 --> 01:13:47,990
Coffee, Lieutenant?

1035
01:13:48,090 --> 01:13:49,692
No, thank you, ma'am.

1036
01:13:50,359 --> 01:13:53,996
This is the tape that I mentioned.
It's something you have to see.

1037
01:13:54,096 --> 01:13:57,700
It won't take long, ma'am.
And I'll get right out of your hair.

1038
01:13:59,835 --> 01:14:02,738
I was just gathering up
some of Harold's things.

1039
01:14:03,072 --> 01:14:04,974
Things that he's left here.

1040
01:14:05,174 --> 01:14:08,377
I think I got 'em all.
It's all so unbelievable.

1041
01:14:08,477 --> 01:14:12,982
Understand, ma'am. Understand.
All right. Here we go.

1042
01:14:16,953 --> 01:14:20,723
Now, of course, you weren't there at
the time. You were in the house.

1043
01:14:23,192 --> 01:14:26,862
<i>She's still so confused. She's
looking for her husband's keys now.</i>

1044
01:14:26,996 --> 01:14:28,898
<i>I have one key.</i>

1045
01:14:29,198 --> 01:14:32,068
Oh, dear. I don't think
I can watch this.

1046
01:14:32,168 --> 01:14:33,502
Oh, you'll be all right, ma'am.

1047
01:14:33,602 --> 01:14:35,271
But it's gonna blow up, isn't it?

1048
01:14:35,371 --> 01:14:36,772
Yes, ma'am, it is.

1049
01:14:36,872 --> 01:14:40,242
<i>- Put it in the garage!
- Si, señor. Right away.</i>

1050
01:14:46,082 --> 01:14:47,149
All right.

1051
01:14:52,888 --> 01:14:56,926
Ma'am, did you notice anything unusual?

1052
01:14:59,595 --> 01:15:01,364
Well, what a stupid question!

1053
01:15:01,464 --> 01:15:03,899
You just made me watch
my gardener get blown up.

1054
01:15:04,000 --> 01:15:06,302
You're right. You're absolutely right.

1055
01:15:06,402 --> 01:15:10,373
You were looking at the gardener
and the car, anybody would.

1056
01:15:10,473 --> 01:15:12,108
Could I run this again, ma'am?

1057
01:15:14,176 --> 01:15:16,012
If it's absolutely necessary.

1058
01:15:16,112 --> 01:15:20,549
I appreciate that.
And this time more slowly.

1059
01:15:23,052 --> 01:15:26,689
It's amazing what they can do
with TV tape and film.

1060
01:15:27,656 --> 01:15:29,258
Does it have to be so noisy?

1061
01:15:29,358 --> 01:15:33,496
No, ma'am, I can turn it down.
Here we go.

1062
01:15:50,780 --> 01:15:52,882
Anything catch your eye that time, ma'am?

1063
01:15:54,250 --> 01:15:58,254
I just saw it blow up.
And what else is there to see?

1064
01:15:58,821 --> 01:16:01,824
Yes. It's difficult to spot, it is.

1065
01:16:02,291 --> 01:16:05,127
Can we do it again? Larger?

1066
01:16:16,439 --> 01:16:18,674
<i>Si, señor. Right away.</i>

1067
01:16:22,645 --> 01:16:26,649
Oh, he moved. I saw Harold move.

1068
01:16:29,251 --> 01:16:30,686
No, ma'am.

1069
01:16:33,522 --> 01:16:37,626
Once more, only this time, closer.

1070
01:16:38,060 --> 01:16:39,728
Watch his eyes.

1071
01:16:42,932 --> 01:16:43,599
See 'em?

1072
01:16:47,970 --> 01:16:49,939
They're closed tight.

1073
01:16:53,476 --> 01:16:55,010
He flinched.

1074
01:17:05,321 --> 01:17:07,189
Before the explosion.

1075
01:17:19,301 --> 01:17:23,906
He knew it was gonna happen.
Oh, I've been so stupid.

1076
01:17:25,508 --> 01:17:30,513
I just couldn't let myself think that he was
capable of trying to murder his own uncle.

1077
01:17:30,613 --> 01:17:32,648
Oh, Lieutenant, I'm sorry.

1078
01:17:32,748 --> 01:17:35,217
No wonder you stayed
after him, kept pushing...

1079
01:17:35,317 --> 01:17:38,120
I know how difficult
it is for you, ma'am, but...

1080
01:17:38,420 --> 01:17:42,124
it's something you had to know.
I couldn't keep it from you.

1081
01:17:43,292 --> 01:17:46,795
I appreciate it. Forgive me.

1082
01:17:47,429 --> 01:17:52,268
I would like to be alone.
Those are Harold's things. Please take them.

1083
01:17:52,368 --> 01:17:55,604
Oh, I will, ma'am. They'll be
among his personal effects.

1084
01:17:56,939 --> 01:17:58,807
I appreciate your time.

1085
01:18:16,792 --> 01:18:18,127
Ms. McCain?

1086
01:18:19,461 --> 01:18:20,529
Yes?

1087
01:18:20,629 --> 01:18:22,198
Just one more thing, ma'am.

1088
01:18:22,598 --> 01:18:27,236
I believe this belongs to Harold.
It's here in the den. Should I take it, too?

1089
01:18:30,372 --> 01:18:33,542
This is his hat, isn't it, ma'am?

1090
01:18:34,743 --> 01:18:36,045
Yes, it is.

1091
01:18:36,245 --> 01:18:39,415
I'm not sure when he left it here,
but please take it.

1092
01:18:39,515 --> 01:18:41,984
I will. Good day, ma'am.

1093
01:18:44,220 --> 01:18:46,689
Oh, just one more thing, ma'am.

1094
01:18:46,789 --> 01:18:50,559
You told me that
Harold called and wanted money.

1095
01:18:50,659 --> 01:18:52,728
Said he had the car fare
but he needed room and board...

1096
01:18:52,828 --> 01:18:55,164
for when he got to Chicago, is that right?

1097
01:18:55,264 --> 01:18:56,031
Yes.

1098
01:18:56,131 --> 01:18:58,634
And you brought money
with you when you went to the house?

1099
01:18:59,668 --> 01:19:01,804
Yes, I brought $1,000.

1100
01:19:02,504 --> 01:19:07,643
I have to tell you, ma'am,
that we found $5,000 in Harold's boot.

1101
01:19:09,278 --> 01:19:11,247
- Really?
- Yeah.

1102
01:19:11,714 --> 01:19:16,185
So, either he was lying when
he said he only had car fare, or...

1103
01:19:17,586 --> 01:19:18,854
Or what, Lieutenant?

1104
01:19:19,722 --> 01:19:21,023
You were lying.

1105
01:19:21,390 --> 01:19:23,192
I can't believe you said that.

1106
01:19:23,359 --> 01:19:26,695
Well, ma'am, you also said that
he told you that he was gonna catch...

1107
01:19:26,795 --> 01:19:30,132
a 2:30 train to Chicago.
Isn't that correct?

1108
01:19:30,366 --> 01:19:31,433
Yes.

1109
01:19:31,967 --> 01:19:35,204
But his alarm clock
was set to wake him up at 8:00 p.m.

1110
01:19:36,405 --> 01:19:39,275
So, either he lied to you, or you...

1111
01:19:39,375 --> 01:19:40,309
What?

1112
01:19:41,644 --> 01:19:42,978
Lied to us.

1113
01:19:44,246 --> 01:19:47,249
Lieutenant, from now on,

1114
01:19:47,383 --> 01:19:50,386
anything you have to say,
you will say to my lawyer.

1115
01:19:51,120 --> 01:19:52,187
Now, leave.

1116
01:19:53,555 --> 01:19:54,923
Yes, ma'am.

1117
01:20:06,669 --> 01:20:08,637
Do you know Harold McCain?

1118
01:20:08,971 --> 01:20:10,439
- I do.
- All right.

1119
01:20:10,539 --> 01:20:13,208
And it was you that
sold him this ticket...

1120
01:20:13,309 --> 01:20:16,879
to the poker tournament
at 6:30 yesterday morning?

1121
01:20:18,380 --> 01:20:20,282
- I did.
- All right.

1122
01:20:21,950 --> 01:20:23,452
Gee, this coffee is cold.

1123
01:20:23,552 --> 01:20:25,387
- You think I can get a fresh...
- Oh, sure.

1124
01:20:25,487 --> 01:20:26,789
Right this way.

1125
01:20:26,889 --> 01:20:31,026
So, you came in at 4:00 a.m.

1126
01:20:31,460 --> 01:20:34,496
And he was playing cards.
How was he doing?

1127
01:20:34,596 --> 01:20:37,833
Oh, he was doing pretty well,
he won $5,000.

1128
01:20:40,969 --> 01:20:45,474
Excuse me, sir.
I just wanna write that down.

1129
01:20:46,008 --> 01:20:49,611
Five thousand, and then he went home?

1130
01:20:49,778 --> 01:20:52,047
No, I think he had breakfast.

1131
01:20:54,483 --> 01:20:55,451
So, Harold was in?

1132
01:20:55,551 --> 01:20:58,787
Oh, yes, Harold was
in a great mood. He won money.

1133
01:20:58,887 --> 01:20:59,888
Left me a nice tip.

1134
01:20:59,988 --> 01:21:02,091
- What'd he eat?
- Pancakes.

1135
01:21:02,191 --> 01:21:03,158
That's all?

1136
01:21:03,258 --> 01:21:06,428
No, he had orange juice,
blueberries and coffee.

1137
01:21:06,528 --> 01:21:08,864
Do you remember
what he was wearing?

1138
01:21:09,131 --> 01:21:10,432
What was he wearing, Ed?

1139
01:21:10,532 --> 01:21:11,767
Let's see, he had...

1140
01:21:11,867 --> 01:21:13,969
Do you recall, was he wearing
shoes or boots?

1141
01:21:14,069 --> 01:21:15,871
Oh, boots. He wore boots a lot.

1142
01:21:15,971 --> 01:21:18,407
And his cowboy hat.
Yeah, he wore that a lot, too.

1143
01:21:18,507 --> 01:21:19,274
Hat and boots.

1144
01:21:19,375 --> 01:21:22,745
And he had a bright sports shirt,
didn't he, Rhea?

1145
01:21:22,845 --> 01:21:25,647
Oh, I think so, but I'm not sure.

1146
01:21:25,781 --> 01:21:27,683
- And then he went home?
- I guess so.

1147
01:21:27,783 --> 01:21:32,254
No, he went into the barber shop.
Told me he was gonna treat himself.

1148
01:21:34,490 --> 01:21:36,058
Yes, Harold came in.

1149
01:21:36,158 --> 01:21:37,926
And you worked on him yourself?

1150
01:21:38,026 --> 01:21:39,728
- Yes.
- What'd you do for him?

1151
01:21:39,828 --> 01:21:42,664
- I did his nails.
- Manicure.

1152
01:21:43,198 --> 01:21:45,167
- Facial.
- Facial.

1153
01:21:45,367 --> 01:21:47,870
- Shave and a haircut.
- Shave and a haircut.

1154
01:21:47,970 --> 01:21:51,673
Okay, manicure, facial, shave and...

1155
01:21:57,112 --> 01:21:58,680
He had a haircut?

1156
01:22:00,716 --> 01:22:01,750
Yes, sir.

1157
01:22:03,452 --> 01:22:07,089
Well, what do you know about that.

1158
01:22:16,799 --> 01:22:20,369
Programs. Get programs.

1159
01:23:00,976 --> 01:23:02,544
- Hey, Vince.
- Lieutenant.

1160
01:23:02,644 --> 01:23:05,113
- The box is...
- Upstairs to your left, sir.

1161
01:23:05,214 --> 01:23:07,983
Okay. See you in a bit.

1162
01:23:27,169 --> 01:23:28,770
Let him in!

1163
01:23:39,481 --> 01:23:42,784
All of you! Sorry, men! Out!

1164
01:23:42,885 --> 01:23:46,355
Better seats downstairs anyway.
Sorry. You, too.

1165
01:23:49,124 --> 01:23:52,661
It was a great game.
I had it on in the car.

1166
01:23:57,633 --> 01:24:02,771
Lieutenant, you should know that
I'm speaking to you now...

1167
01:24:02,871 --> 01:24:05,073
as Mrs. McCain's lawyer.

1168
01:24:05,240 --> 01:24:09,244
I understand that yesterday
you strongly implied that she's a liar.

1169
01:24:09,344 --> 01:24:11,947
Well, she doesn't like that, and
I don't blame her.

1170
01:24:12,114 --> 01:24:15,217
So, I'm here to see to it
that you don't take advantage of her.

1171
01:24:15,317 --> 01:24:16,785
Now, what's on your mind?

1172
01:24:16,885 --> 01:24:19,187
Can I hang this up, sir?
I don't want it to get wrinkled.

1173
01:24:19,288 --> 01:24:23,525
- Don't test my patience, Lieutenant.
- Oh, no, sir. No. No. No. Not at all.

1174
01:24:23,625 --> 01:24:26,094
Let me just say that there's
some things that bother me...

1175
01:24:26,194 --> 01:24:27,996
and I merely want to clear the air.

1176
01:24:28,196 --> 01:24:29,398
Well, I suggest you start.

1177
01:24:29,965 --> 01:24:34,269
Mrs. McCain, you told me that
you were with Harold...

1178
01:24:34,369 --> 01:24:37,673
in a restaurant on Thursday night,
and that's true.

1179
01:24:37,773 --> 01:24:41,209
I checked with the restaurant.
You were with Harold. It's all true.

1180
01:24:41,310 --> 01:24:44,580
And Harold, I'm told,
parked his car in the parking garage.

1181
01:24:44,680 --> 01:24:46,315
Small point.

1182
01:24:46,782 --> 01:24:49,851
Could you tell me,
ma'am, where you parked your car?

1183
01:24:50,118 --> 01:24:51,286
In the street.

1184
01:24:51,453 --> 01:24:54,189
In the street, which makes sense.

1185
01:24:54,289 --> 01:24:57,526
Parking is permitted on
that street at that hour.

1186
01:24:57,626 --> 01:25:01,096
And then you went home.
And if you would, ma'am,

1187
01:25:01,196 --> 01:25:02,931
where did you park your car at home?

1188
01:25:03,031 --> 01:25:05,500
I'm not gonna let her answer that.
Don't answer that.

1189
01:25:05,834 --> 01:25:08,170
I have no idea why you're even asking it.

1190
01:25:08,604 --> 01:25:11,707
I can tell you. Would you like to hear?

1191
01:25:11,807 --> 01:25:13,775
- It's up to you.
- Well, I think it's better.

1192
01:25:14,576 --> 01:25:16,445
I mean, get it all out in the open.

1193
01:25:17,446 --> 01:25:19,781
I was doing a crossword puzzle...

1194
01:25:20,349 --> 01:25:22,985
and I put the paper down on the hood,

1195
01:25:23,085 --> 01:25:26,788
and, uh... Here, let me show you.

1196
01:25:27,022 --> 01:25:28,991
One picture, believe me,

1197
01:25:30,258 --> 01:25:34,363
one picture is better than
a thousand words.

1198
01:25:34,463 --> 01:25:36,732
That's Mrs. McCain's car,
and you'll notice that...

1199
01:25:36,832 --> 01:25:39,735
the sunny side of the hood
is different than the shady side.

1200
01:25:39,835 --> 01:25:41,803
You see those things on the shady side?

1201
01:25:42,804 --> 01:25:48,276
Here, sir, use this.
You can see better.

1202
01:25:49,611 --> 01:25:55,017
Look here on the shady side.
See those bumps? Those bubbles?

1203
01:25:57,052 --> 01:25:58,820
That's dew.

1204
01:25:59,688 --> 01:26:05,027
And that tells me that that
car was parked there before sunrise.

1205
01:26:05,260 --> 01:26:07,229
Now, Mrs. McCain,

1206
01:26:07,329 --> 01:26:11,333
you told me that you didn't arrive
there until 10:30 in the morning.

1207
01:26:12,000 --> 01:26:15,937
So, that's why I asked where
the car was parked the previous night.

1208
01:26:16,038 --> 01:26:19,741
And we'll answer that,
if necessary, at the appropriate time.

1209
01:26:20,409 --> 01:26:21,977
All right.

1210
01:26:22,444 --> 01:26:25,681
Mrs. McCain, did Harold's feet sweat?

1211
01:26:26,848 --> 01:26:28,550
Can she answer that?

1212
01:26:28,750 --> 01:26:30,085
Dolores?

1213
01:26:30,452 --> 01:26:31,553
I have no idea.

1214
01:26:32,020 --> 01:26:34,122
Well mine do. Very bad.

1215
01:26:34,222 --> 01:26:37,693
And that's why I noticed...
Here, let me show you.

1216
01:26:39,127 --> 01:26:40,495
Thank you, sir.

1217
01:26:41,763 --> 01:26:45,300
That these socks were damp.

1218
01:26:47,135 --> 01:26:49,638
And we found these socks
in Harold's boot.

1219
01:26:51,306 --> 01:26:55,644
But the socks on his feet were dry,
and these wet socks were in his boot.

1220
01:26:55,744 --> 01:26:58,213
And I couldn't understand,
if he got up at 8:00...

1221
01:26:58,313 --> 01:27:02,617
and he put on dry socks,
when did he take the damp ones off?

1222
01:27:03,118 --> 01:27:08,990
But he had this ticket
to play poker in a tournament that night.

1223
01:27:09,357 --> 01:27:11,860
So, I called the casino,

1224
01:27:12,294 --> 01:27:16,665
and it turns out,
wait till you hear this,

1225
01:27:17,766 --> 01:27:20,502
Harold didn't get up at 8:00.

1226
01:27:21,169 --> 01:27:25,741
Harold never went to bed!
He played poker all night.

1227
01:27:26,241 --> 01:27:27,109
So?

1228
01:27:27,209 --> 01:27:29,945
So, I went to the casino,

1229
01:27:30,779 --> 01:27:32,781
and they told me...

1230
01:27:33,849 --> 01:27:36,184
he won $5,000.

1231
01:27:36,685 --> 01:27:39,321
That he had pancakes for breakfast,

1232
01:27:40,088 --> 01:27:42,891
and they told me what he was wearing.

1233
01:27:43,558 --> 01:27:45,927
Here, I got it right here.

1234
01:27:50,532 --> 01:27:54,469
He was wearing these boots.
That's where we found the socks,

1235
01:27:55,237 --> 01:27:57,405
this shirt, and...

1236
01:27:59,541 --> 01:28:01,476
Where's the, uh...

1237
01:28:02,677 --> 01:28:05,280
Oh, that's supposed to come.

1238
01:28:08,049 --> 01:28:09,251
Why didn't you knock?

1239
01:28:09,351 --> 01:28:10,952
I didn't want to disturb you.

1240
01:28:11,052 --> 01:28:13,989
But I'm waiting for that.
How did I know you were here?

1241
01:28:14,089 --> 01:28:15,957
I didn't know what to do.

1242
01:28:16,358 --> 01:28:17,459
Okay.

1243
01:28:19,861 --> 01:28:21,863
This is what was missing.

1244
01:28:23,498 --> 01:28:25,000
This hat.

1245
01:28:25,367 --> 01:28:28,003
Harold was wearing this hat.

1246
01:28:28,570 --> 01:28:32,174
The casino manager and the waitress,
they both remember the hat.

1247
01:28:32,274 --> 01:28:36,845
And you, ma'am, well, you remember it.
I saw it in your den.

1248
01:28:36,945 --> 01:28:38,980
You said Harold
must have left it there.

1249
01:28:39,548 --> 01:28:43,451
So, the big question is
when did he leave it there?

1250
01:28:43,552 --> 01:28:46,888
And I found the answer.

1251
01:28:47,989 --> 01:28:49,691
I got it right here.

1252
01:28:50,826 --> 01:28:55,931
These are hairs.
You see, ma'am? Hairs.

1253
01:28:57,199 --> 01:28:58,800
Tiny little fellows.

1254
01:28:58,900 --> 01:29:02,170
Tiny, tiny, tiny little hairs.

1255
01:29:02,838 --> 01:29:05,273
And Harold got
a haircut at 7:00 a.m.

1256
01:29:05,707 --> 01:29:08,777
These pieces, ma'am, freshly cut.

1257
01:29:09,311 --> 01:29:12,380
And in this hat,

1258
01:29:12,814 --> 01:29:15,617
we found these hairs.

1259
01:29:16,751 --> 01:29:18,954
So, we know,

1260
01:29:19,321 --> 01:29:22,390
that the hat was in your den, ma'am,

1261
01:29:22,858 --> 01:29:25,627
on the morning he was shot.
That places the victim...

1262
01:29:25,727 --> 01:29:29,731
Are you implying
that I killed Harold?

1263
01:29:30,031 --> 01:29:32,567
Shot him dead in your den, ma'am.

1264
01:29:32,701 --> 01:29:35,604
Moved the body,
probably used a wheelchair.

1265
01:29:35,837 --> 01:29:38,673
Wanted the cops to find
a jumpy guy who just got up.

1266
01:29:38,807 --> 01:29:40,775
Took off his pants and shoes,

1267
01:29:40,876 --> 01:29:43,178
and stretched him out in his underwear,

1268
01:29:43,745 --> 01:29:46,448
and left him lying there
reaching for a gun.

1269
01:29:48,049 --> 01:29:49,251
Why?

1270
01:29:49,384 --> 01:29:51,119
Why was he reaching for a gun?

1271
01:29:51,219 --> 01:29:53,922
No. Why?

1272
01:29:55,290 --> 01:29:56,791
What is the motive?

1273
01:29:58,426 --> 01:30:01,529
Why on earth would I
deliberately kill Harold?

1274
01:30:02,764 --> 01:30:04,499
He was no real threat to me.

1275
01:30:04,599 --> 01:30:07,269
I would gladly have
paid those trivial gambling debts.

1276
01:30:07,903 --> 01:30:10,238
There has to be a reason for murder.
I had none.

1277
01:30:10,338 --> 01:30:13,441
Maybe because he suspected
you killed Big Fred.

1278
01:30:13,708 --> 01:30:14,643
What?

1279
01:30:16,645 --> 01:30:18,213
That's what I said,

1280
01:30:18,546 --> 01:30:21,116
and I suspect Harold was right.

1281
01:30:21,216 --> 01:30:24,753
No... Big Fred was...
But Big Fred was run over.

1282
01:30:29,157 --> 01:30:30,625
Oh, my God.

1283
01:30:31,693 --> 01:30:33,461
- Dolores?
- Just shut up.

1284
01:30:34,996 --> 01:30:36,097
Lieutenant,

1285
01:30:36,398 --> 01:30:39,634
you know perfectly well
it was Harold who tried to kill Fred.

1286
01:30:39,734 --> 01:30:42,671
And he would have,
but you got there first.

1287
01:30:43,838 --> 01:30:47,809
You parked the Rolls in the driveway
so the gardener's truck couldn't come in.

1288
01:30:48,143 --> 01:30:50,712
You sent the gardener to the rear
to cut the back hedge...

1289
01:30:50,812 --> 01:30:55,350
so you could steal his truck
and run over Big Fred.

1290
01:30:55,984 --> 01:30:59,888
And then you came home and you
started to cry when you heard the news.

1291
01:31:00,956 --> 01:31:03,024
- Prove it.
- I don't have to prove it, ma'am.

1292
01:31:03,124 --> 01:31:05,794
One in the hand is better than two in the bush.

1293
01:31:05,894 --> 01:31:09,130
You're under arrest
for the murder of Harold McCain.

1294
01:31:11,733 --> 01:31:13,134
That idiot.

1295
01:31:15,003 --> 01:31:17,339
If it wasn't for him, you'd have nothing.

1296
01:31:19,407 --> 01:31:21,710
I told him not to try
anything desperate.

1297
01:31:23,345 --> 01:31:25,347
Meddlesome little son of a bitch.

1298
01:31:31,186 --> 01:31:33,221
You've been a big help, Bertie.

1299
01:31:33,455 --> 01:31:35,757
I don't know what
I would have done without you.

1300
01:31:48,870 --> 01:31:50,405
Well, thank you.

