1
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<i>Is that you, honey?</i>
<i>Hand me a towel, dear.</i>

2
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- All right, wise guy. Get out of there.
- Who are you?

3
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The last person you expected to meet.
What're you doing in my wife's bathtub?

4
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- Your wife's? Are you nuts?
- All right.

5
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Step out here where
I can get a sock at you.

6
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Now look what you've done.
You woke up the baby.

7
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The baby?
Isn't... Doesn't...

8
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- Doesn't Mrs. Scott live here?
- No. She moved downstairs.

9
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What's the big idea, anyway,
barging in like you own the place?

10
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I'm sorry. Here. You better dry yourself.
You might catch cold.

11
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<i>- Jim!</i>
- Connie!

12
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- Oh!
- What's the matter?

13
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This isn't what I planned. I was going to
be all dressed up, and just look at me.

14
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Oh, darling,
I'm such a mess.

15
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You're the prettiest-looking
mess I've ever seen.

16
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Why didn't you let me know
you were coming home?

17
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- If you want me to go away
and try it again, I'll...
- Oh, no! No.

18
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- From now on, I'm not
letting you out of my sight.
- What's down here?

19
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- Our apartment. It's a mess too.
- I don't understand.

20
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- I thought you said you bought a house.
- I did. All this is ours.

21
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I couldn't find a place to rent.
I've been looking since VE-day.

22
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- And now we own this whole building.
- But how can we afford it?

23
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Oh, it's mortgaged to the hilt, but we'll
have an income from the other tenants...

24
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It's been a long time.

25
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I can't believe you're really here.
When did you leave Paris?

26
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I hitched a plane ride yesterday.
Thought I'd surprise you.

27
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Oh, I was gonna surprise you too
and have the place all fixed up.
Painted and everything.

28
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That can wait. First...

29
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we're going
to get reacquainted.

30
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- If you knew how much I've wanted this...
- Did you miss me?

31
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Only 24 hours a day, every day,
for two and a half years.

32
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- Do you really like the place, honey?
- It's wonderful.

33
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I had all this furniture Mother left me.
It was just standing around in storage...

34
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so I thought I'd move
some of it to the apartments.

35
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Oh, we can do
so much with this place, Jim.

36
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Living down here,
we'll have privacy.

37
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That's what I used to dream about
nights, sleeping with 200 other guys.

38
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At least you weren't lonely.

39
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There is nothing lonelier
than being with 200 other guys.

40
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- Oh, you want to see the bedroom?
- Naturally.

41
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Honey, this place was such a bargain.
Mrs. Webb, the owner, was 85 years old...

42
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and she needed
the money to get to Reno.

43
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She'd worked out a roulette system.
Do you like it?

44
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- Mm-hmm. Cozy.
- Originally, this was all storage space.

45
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I had to have a wall
knocked out.

46
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From now on you don't have to do
anything except look beautiful.

47
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We had an awful time putting these beds
together. The frames were warped.

48
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Nothing serious, I hope.

49
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Her name is Suds.
At least, I think it's a she.

50
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- Drain pipes.
- You mean every time
somebody uses the water...

51
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Every time.

52
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Now that I'm home, you've got
somebody to fix things like that.

53
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It hasn't been
much fun without you.

54
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I'll fix that too.

55
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- You've gained a little weight.
- Oh, you.

56
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Mm, there goes the doorbell.

57
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- Make it go away.
- I'd better see who it is.

58
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- We're not home.
- You're a landlord now,
and the landlord is always home.

59
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- I found this on your front steps.
- Oh, it belongs to my husband.

60
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Thank you, Mrs. Quigg.
Darling...

61
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- My water's backin' up again.
- I'll call the plumber.

62
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- Mrs. Quigg found this on the front steps.
- Oh. How-How do you do?

63
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Thanks.

64
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I guess you two wanna be alone, huh?

65
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You know, that's a pretty good guess.

66
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Good-bye.

67
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I brought you lots of stuff from Paris.
Some perfumes, nightgowns...

68
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- and that silk you wanted.
- Oh, well, let me see.

69
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Everything in its own time.

70
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- What's that?
- There's a firehouse
right down the street.

71
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Isn't that convenient?

72
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- Put them both in the taxi,
will you, please?
- Yes, sir.

73
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Mr. Cummings, this place
won't be the same without you.

74
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You're the best tenant
I ever had.

75
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- Are you sure, Mrs. Mackey?
- Can't you tell?

76
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Thank you. And may I add that you
are a jewel among landladies.

77
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Thank you. It's a shame you have
to leave for Colorado so suddenly.

78
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- Just when you're getting settled.
- Yes.

79
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That's the curse
of my profession.

80
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But a mining engineer
must be always on the move,
looking for new fields to conquer.

81
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Of course. Oh, where do you want me
to forward your mail?

82
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Dear lady, I haven't
read my mail in 20 years.

83
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- Letter writing has become a lost art.
- Oh.

84
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- Thank you.
- Oh, I didn't give you
the refund on your rent.

85
00:08:04,129 --> 00:08:07,758
That's quite all right. You keep it
and buy something for yourself.

86
00:08:07,833 --> 00:08:10,028
- Oh, but I couldn't do that...
- Please.

87
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In memory of
the many happy hours...

88
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I spent under your roof.

89
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Well, I... I guess
I best be going.

90
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I wouldn't want
to miss my train.

91
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- Uh, Grand Central Station.
- Yes, sir.

92
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Hurry.

93
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- Good-bye, my dear.
- Good-bye, Mr. Cummings.

94
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- Hurry.
- Good-bye, Mr. Cummings.

95
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- Slow down.
- But you said you had to catch a train.

96
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Did I?
Well, that's life, I guess.

97
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Take me someplace where
I can check my bags.

98
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<i>Okay.</i>

99
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And then you
can drive me to, um...

100
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337 Gramercy Place.

101
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<i>- Kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty.</i>

102
00:09:13,065 --> 00:09:17,058
Look, I'm not trying to start
a flirtation, but do you live here?

103
00:09:21,573 --> 00:09:23,837
- Have I the pleasure
of addressing Mrs. Scott?
- Yes.

104
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Your cat seems to have
gotten itself locked out.

105
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No, my husband threw her out.

106
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My name is Patterson.
Charles Kenneth Patterson.

107
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Excelsior Rental Agency said
that if I mentioned their name,
an apartment might be available.

108
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Oh, yes. This is my husband,
Mr. Patterson.

109
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- How do you do?
- You're a very lucky man.

110
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I'll be glad to show you
the apartment.

111
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- Thank you.
<i>- But somebody's already living up there.</i>

112
00:09:48,100 --> 00:09:52,127
I know. The McNabs. They moved
up to 3-B because they needed
more room for the baby...

113
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- so now there's an empty
apartment on the first floor.
- Good.

114
00:10:00,379 --> 00:10:03,075
I'm not through furnishing it yet.
These are just odds and ends.

115
00:10:03,148 --> 00:10:06,083
You've done handsomely.
Two Hitchcock chairs...

116
00:10:06,151 --> 00:10:09,882
a fine old Connecticut chest.

117
00:10:09,955 --> 00:10:15,825
And that mirror.
I'd say circa 1820.

118
00:10:15,894 --> 00:10:19,694
- Very rare.
- Well, these things have
been in my family for years.

119
00:10:19,765 --> 00:10:24,498
Your ancestors had excellent taste.
But one would only have
to look at you to know that.

120
00:10:24,569 --> 00:10:26,730
Do you collect furniture,
Mr. Patterson?

121
00:10:26,805 --> 00:10:30,036
Not really. I admire it.
You see, I'm an estate appraiser.

122
00:10:30,108 --> 00:10:33,077
- A what?
- When an estate
is being sold or divided...

123
00:10:33,145 --> 00:10:36,774
I'm called in to evaluate
the furnishings and the objects of art.

124
00:10:36,848 --> 00:10:41,046
- Must be interesting work.
- Yes, it is, but it keeps me
traveling quite a bit.

125
00:10:41,119 --> 00:10:45,954
That's why I'd like a small place of
my own... some place I could call home.

126
00:10:46,024 --> 00:10:48,458
One gets so tired
living in hotels.

127
00:10:48,527 --> 00:10:51,087
Oh, well, the apartment
is yours, if you want it.

128
00:10:51,163 --> 00:10:54,860
I was told the rent
is $56 a month.

129
00:10:54,933 --> 00:10:57,026
- But what're you really asking?
- Oh, well...

130
00:10:57,102 --> 00:10:59,400
- $56 a month.
- Yes.

131
00:10:59,471 --> 00:11:03,908
- Mr. Scott, you have
restored my faith in humanity.

132
00:11:03,975 --> 00:11:09,277
People are so greedy nowadays.
Everybody's trying to get rich at once.

133
00:11:09,347 --> 00:11:11,406
- I think that's correct.
- Thank you.

134
00:11:11,483 --> 00:11:14,213
- Never mind the receipt.
- Uh, speaking professionally...

135
00:11:14,286 --> 00:11:18,222
- what's your opinion of this house?
- Pretty good shape for its age.

136
00:11:18,290 --> 00:11:22,454
Foundation has hardly settled at all.
That proves it was built well.

137
00:11:24,896 --> 00:11:29,731
Oh, may I have one of your
personal cards? For your mailbox.

138
00:11:29,801 --> 00:11:32,201
Oh, yes, of course.

139
00:11:37,175 --> 00:11:40,076
Let me see now.
Just a second.

140
00:11:40,145 --> 00:11:42,136
- There you are.
- That's fine.

141
00:11:42,214 --> 00:11:45,308
- Well, I'll be moving in tomorrow.
- Good.

142
00:11:45,383 --> 00:11:47,408
- Bye.
- Bye.
- Bye.

143
00:11:49,755 --> 00:11:52,952
- He's charming, isn't he?
- If he were 20 years younger...

144
00:11:53,024 --> 00:11:56,482
I wouldn't trust him in the same room
with you unless he were in a straitjacket.

145
00:11:56,561 --> 00:11:59,462
- Thank you, darling.
- You know, I'm beginning
to like this setup.

146
00:11:59,531 --> 00:12:03,467
If the money keeps on rolling in like this,
I can sit home and write as I please.

147
00:12:03,535 --> 00:12:05,833
That's what I figured
when I bought the house.

148
00:12:05,904 --> 00:12:09,032
No more magazine stories for women
to read under the hair drier.

149
00:12:09,107 --> 00:12:14,010
I got an idea for a book.
Worked it out while I was on <i>Yank.</i>
I can write it in six months.

150
00:12:14,079 --> 00:12:16,747
I always wanted to be
married to a novelist.

151
00:12:21,752 --> 00:12:24,619
Hello? Just a minute.

152
00:12:27,023 --> 00:12:30,151
The feature goes on at 5:36,
and then again at 8:13.

153
00:12:30,227 --> 00:12:33,390
- The break is at 7:54. You're welcome.
- What was that?

154
00:12:33,463 --> 00:12:36,830
People are always dialing this number
instead of the neighborhood movie theater.

155
00:12:36,900 --> 00:12:39,061
It's less trouble to keep
a copy of their schedule.

156
00:12:39,136 --> 00:12:41,798
Why don't you just have the telephone
company change our number?

157
00:12:41,872 --> 00:12:45,467
If we complain, they'll take our phone
out. It isn't listed in our name.

158
00:12:45,542 --> 00:12:50,070
Oh. Well, it's those little touches
that make a house a home I always say.

159
00:12:52,082 --> 00:12:55,882
- How much money we got in the bank?
- Oh, about $300, I think.

160
00:12:55,952 --> 00:12:58,580
- Is that all?
- Well, the down payment was 4,000.

161
00:12:58,655 --> 00:13:02,022
At least we're not living on our savings.
We've got our money working for us.

162
00:13:02,092 --> 00:13:04,925
- What's our monthly income?
- Now that all the apartments are rented...

163
00:13:04,995 --> 00:13:07,395
- we'll net about $190.
- Hey, that's not bad.

164
00:13:07,464 --> 00:13:11,594
- I knew you'd be pleased.
- What do you say we take
a vacation before I get to work?

165
00:13:11,668 --> 00:13:14,603
We can go on a camping trip,
make a second honeymoon out of it.

166
00:13:14,671 --> 00:13:16,730
Oh. We never really
had a first one.

167
00:13:16,807 --> 00:13:19,173
Well, this one will be
a double-header.

168
00:13:19,242 --> 00:13:23,679
Oh, I got to call the plumber.
Mrs. Quigg's water's backing up,
and she can't use her sink.

169
00:13:23,747 --> 00:13:26,545
Oh, her sink.

170
00:13:26,616 --> 00:13:29,016
What do you say
I take a look at it?

171
00:13:29,085 --> 00:13:31,610
You? You don't know
anything about plumbing.

172
00:13:31,688 --> 00:13:34,452
You'd be surprised at the things
I picked up in the army.

173
00:13:34,524 --> 00:13:38,187
I probably would. But I thought you
wanted to rest on your first day home.

174
00:13:38,261 --> 00:13:42,789
That 190 a month
isn't going to go very far if we
start calling in outside talent.

175
00:13:42,866 --> 00:13:45,334
- You got tools in this joint?
- Sure. Come on.

176
00:13:46,837 --> 00:13:49,135
Why did you turn off
that valve in the cellar?

177
00:13:49,206 --> 00:13:52,300
- That's the first thing
any smart plumber does.
- What's happened to the water?

178
00:13:52,375 --> 00:13:55,708
We just shut it off a minute,
Mrs. Thompson. By the way,
this is Jim, my husband.

179
00:13:55,779 --> 00:13:58,145
- How do you do?
- We could certainly use
a man around here.

180
00:13:58,215 --> 00:14:00,581
But I'm broad-minded.
Next time, I wish you'd warn me.

181
00:14:00,650 --> 00:14:04,484
- If I don't get my dishes done,
I'll have ants.
- I'm sorry.

182
00:14:04,554 --> 00:14:07,387
- Hey.
- Oh, the water will be
right on, Mr. Hansen.

183
00:14:07,457 --> 00:14:09,721
- I'd like to have you meet my husband.
- Hello.

184
00:14:09,793 --> 00:14:11,818
Mm-hmm.

185
00:14:11,895 --> 00:14:14,261
I have a feeling
the natives are not friendly.

186
00:14:14,331 --> 00:14:16,799
They're all right
when you get to know them.

187
00:14:16,867 --> 00:14:19,392
- Oh. Ed Forbes.
- What about <i>him?</i>

188
00:14:19,469 --> 00:14:22,927
He's back from Washington. I'm supposed
to have dinner with him tonight...

189
00:14:23,006 --> 00:14:26,134
but I'll call
and tell him not to come.

190
00:14:26,209 --> 00:14:29,975
I'd kind of like to see
the old joker but not tonight.

191
00:14:31,915 --> 00:14:33,940
Come right in.

192
00:14:34,017 --> 00:14:37,248
Mr. Scott's gonna fix the drain himself.
He knows all about plumbing.

193
00:14:37,320 --> 00:14:40,016
Oh, really? I admire a man
who's clever with his hands.

194
00:14:40,090 --> 00:14:42,149
- Well, where's the patient?
- Patient?

195
00:14:42,225 --> 00:14:44,250
Oh, in here.

196
00:14:44,327 --> 00:14:46,761
Here's what happened.
Every time I turn the faucet on...

197
00:14:46,830 --> 00:14:48,821
Well, that's funny.

198
00:14:48,899 --> 00:14:50,924
- Well...
- The water's turned off downstairs.

199
00:14:51,001 --> 00:14:54,767
Oh, you didn't have to do that.
There's a cutoff right under here.

200
00:14:54,838 --> 00:14:58,831
Oh... Oh, it doesn't matter.
I'll have it fixed in no time at all.

201
00:15:36,613 --> 00:15:38,672
Everybody's a plumber.

202
00:15:38,748 --> 00:15:43,014
You'd better hurry, Mr. Fain.
It's flooding into the hallway.

203
00:15:43,086 --> 00:15:46,681
I could have fixed it myself
if I would've had the right tools.

204
00:15:46,756 --> 00:15:49,816
That's all right, dear.
He only charges $3.50 an hour.

205
00:15:49,893 --> 00:15:52,487
And this is the first time
he's been here all week.

206
00:15:57,434 --> 00:15:59,527
What do our operating
expenses come to?

207
00:15:59,602 --> 00:16:03,197
Well, the first month, we only spent
about $60 more than we took in, but...

208
00:16:03,273 --> 00:16:05,400
Only? Do you mean
we're losing money?

209
00:16:05,475 --> 00:16:07,534
You always lose money
at the beginning.

210
00:16:07,610 --> 00:16:09,874
The roof had to be repaired,
furnace, water heater...

211
00:16:09,946 --> 00:16:11,937
But I thought you said...

212
00:16:12,015 --> 00:16:14,074
I guess I'd better
forget about that novel...

213
00:16:14,150 --> 00:16:17,176
and start knocking out a few stories
for the hair drier trade.

214
00:16:17,253 --> 00:16:20,086
Oh, but the house will start paying
for itself any day now.

215
00:16:20,156 --> 00:16:24,252
I'm gonna make sure it does.
Have you been keeping any accounts?

216
00:16:24,327 --> 00:16:27,592
Mm-hmm. Now let me see.
I-I packed them away when I was moving.

217
00:16:27,664 --> 00:16:30,792
Well, anyway, when you owe people money,
they always remind you about it.

218
00:16:30,867 --> 00:16:35,236
- Doesn't anybody owe us money?
- Just Eadie Gaynor.
Her rent's only three days overdue.

219
00:16:35,305 --> 00:16:37,899
- Well, why haven't you collected it?
- Well...

220
00:16:37,974 --> 00:16:41,603
Eadie's been so friendly to me,
I kind of hate to ask her for it.

221
00:16:41,678 --> 00:16:44,238
- She's a widow,
and doesn't have very much.
- Now, listen.

222
00:16:44,314 --> 00:16:47,977
We're not here to make friends. Every cent
that we have is sunk in this place...

223
00:16:48,051 --> 00:16:52,317
and if we're gonna put it
on a paying basis, we've got
to be firm with the tenants.

224
00:16:52,389 --> 00:16:54,448
- All right.
- All right.

225
00:16:54,524 --> 00:16:56,617
- You do it.
- Me?

226
00:16:56,693 --> 00:16:59,457
You're the landlord, darling.

227
00:17:11,975 --> 00:17:14,307
Mrs. Gaynor?
I-I'm Jim Scott.

228
00:17:14,377 --> 00:17:17,676
Oh, yes.
We heard you were back.

229
00:17:17,747 --> 00:17:19,806
- This is my daughter, Florence.
- How do...

230
00:17:19,883 --> 00:17:22,181
- Glad to have you aboard.
- you do?

231
00:17:22,252 --> 00:17:24,516
- Uh, won't you come in, Mr. Scott?
- Well, I... I...

232
00:17:24,587 --> 00:17:27,215
- Oh, have a cup of tea.
- Thank you.

233
00:17:39,736 --> 00:17:41,931
- Thank you for the tea.
- Drop in again.

234
00:17:42,005 --> 00:17:44,337
Oh, just a minute, Mr. Scott.

235
00:17:46,576 --> 00:17:49,602
- I keep forgetting to bring this down.
- What is it?

236
00:17:49,679 --> 00:17:52,045
- Our rent check.
- Oh, is your rent due now?

237
00:17:52,115 --> 00:17:55,016
I-I didn't know.
I'm-I'm new here.

238
00:17:56,619 --> 00:18:00,146
I'll bet he didn't know.

239
00:18:00,223 --> 00:18:03,192
- How's it goin'?
- Oh, don't worry, pal. We'll cut corners.

240
00:18:03,259 --> 00:18:06,490
Try to hold it down. Yeah, the whole
thing shouldn't run you more than...

241
00:18:06,563 --> 00:18:10,192
Well, let's see. Well.

242
00:18:10,266 --> 00:18:12,291
Don't worry.

243
00:18:14,404 --> 00:18:16,998
It certainly took you
long enough.

244
00:18:17,073 --> 00:18:20,304
- Did you get the rent?
- That? Oh, sure. I just said...

245
00:18:20,376 --> 00:18:23,504
"By the way, old girl,
the monthly gouge is a trifle overdue...

246
00:18:23,580 --> 00:18:25,844
so if you'll kick in..."

247
00:18:25,915 --> 00:18:28,884
- This check is dated three days ago.
- It is?

248
00:18:28,952 --> 00:18:32,289
- That's what a man wants
from his wife... encouragement.

249
00:18:32,422 --> 00:18:36,051
Oh! George is waiting to help you move
the rest of Mr. Patterson's furniture.

250
00:18:36,126 --> 00:18:39,152
Oh, no. Now look, I've had
a hard war and I... Who's George?

251
00:18:39,229 --> 00:18:41,663
Mrs. Thompson's son.
He's been a great help to me.

252
00:18:41,731 --> 00:18:44,427
This is not the way I planned on
spending my first evening home.

253
00:18:44,501 --> 00:18:47,595
- Hiya. Did you have
a nice time in the army?
- I'm beginning to think so.

254
00:18:47,671 --> 00:18:50,469
- You can start with the davenport.
- Better grab that end.

255
00:18:53,810 --> 00:18:55,835
<i>Ready?</i>

256
00:18:59,516 --> 00:19:01,541
Your end is dragging.

257
00:19:01,618 --> 00:19:04,246
I could've handled this stuff alone,
but since my dropped kidney...

258
00:19:04,321 --> 00:19:06,346
the doctor says
I gotta baby myself.

259
00:19:06,423 --> 00:19:08,789
All right. All right.
I can do without the small talk.

260
00:19:08,858 --> 00:19:12,123
<i>Keep... movin'.</i>

261
00:19:12,195 --> 00:19:14,959
Pardon me, lady. Can you help
an unemployed dollar-a-year man?

262
00:19:15,031 --> 00:19:17,056
- Ed.
- How are you, honey?

263
00:19:17,133 --> 00:19:20,068
I got your message so I decided
to come anyway. Where's Jim?

264
00:19:20,136 --> 00:19:22,195
Oh, don't bother him.
He's busy.

265
00:19:22,272 --> 00:19:25,298
You must give me the name of your
decorator. I'm trying to break my lease.

266
00:19:25,375 --> 00:19:28,538
- I know the place isn't
very elegant, but it...
- Oh, I think it's charming.

267
00:19:28,611 --> 00:19:31,808
Put a small beer on the corner,
a guy with a derby on the stool...

268
00:19:31,881 --> 00:19:33,974
and you're in business
as a dive.

269
00:19:34,050 --> 00:19:36,814
- Look, Ed, about dinner...
- Thanks, I'd love to stay.

270
00:19:36,886 --> 00:19:38,945
- What's Jim doing?
- He'll be right down.

271
00:19:44,060 --> 00:19:47,689
- Oh!
- Welcome home. What else is new?

272
00:19:55,805 --> 00:19:58,399
- Hey!
- Sorry, Mac. We picked up two hours ago.

273
00:19:58,475 --> 00:20:01,035
- But I overslept.
- Try again next week.

274
00:20:13,723 --> 00:20:16,123
Take my bags up
to apartment 1-A.

275
00:20:16,192 --> 00:20:18,956
Uh-uh. I'll take this.
Good morning, Mr. Scott.

276
00:20:19,028 --> 00:20:21,496
- Good morning.
- May I trouble you for my key?

277
00:20:21,564 --> 00:20:24,863
- No trouble at all.
- You're a born landlord.

278
00:20:24,934 --> 00:20:29,428
That's just a pose. Strictly between us,
I come from a long line of tenants.

279
00:20:31,674 --> 00:20:35,804
- Good morning, Mr. Patterson.
- Ah, good morning, Mrs. Scott.

280
00:20:35,879 --> 00:20:38,712
Ah, you look like
the veritable breath of spring.

281
00:20:38,782 --> 00:20:41,046
Well, thank you.
Did you hear that?

282
00:20:41,117 --> 00:20:44,211
- Mm-hmm.
- My husband is a writer,
but he never talks to me like that.

283
00:20:44,287 --> 00:20:47,154
I should squander my dialogue
on an audience of one?

284
00:20:47,223 --> 00:20:51,216
Well, if you run short, Mr. Scott,
I'd be glad to lend you some of mine.

285
00:20:51,294 --> 00:20:56,322
You see, I've been everywhere,
seen everything, heard everything...

286
00:20:56,399 --> 00:20:59,698
and I don't believe
I've forgotten a thing.

287
00:21:05,108 --> 00:21:07,406
Thank you. Good day.

288
00:21:11,381 --> 00:21:13,474
Well, what're you
all dressed up for?

289
00:21:13,550 --> 00:21:16,178
If you're settling down to work,
I think I'll go shopping.

290
00:21:16,252 --> 00:21:18,652
I have to get material for curtains,
and throw rugs, and...

291
00:21:18,721 --> 00:21:21,212
Hey, whoa. Wait a minute.
I haven't sold anything yet.

292
00:21:21,291 --> 00:21:24,920
Oh, this is the first chance I've had
to get away from the house.

293
00:21:24,994 --> 00:21:28,555
Let me see now.
What did I do with my wallet?

294
00:21:28,631 --> 00:21:32,897
Last time I wore my brown shantungs,
so it should be in my brown suede bag.

295
00:21:32,969 --> 00:21:35,164
Unless it's in my green one.

296
00:21:42,745 --> 00:21:45,839
- Good morning, Eadie.
- Oh, good morning, Connie.

297
00:21:50,820 --> 00:21:52,981
Allow me.

298
00:21:54,924 --> 00:21:57,620
Thank you.
Oh, one more, please. See.

299
00:21:57,694 --> 00:21:59,753
Oh.

300
00:22:01,764 --> 00:22:04,198
- You're very kind.
- Oh, it's nothing.

301
00:22:04,267 --> 00:22:06,258
On second thought,
you can skip the cigarettes.

302
00:22:06,336 --> 00:22:09,533
I think we have enough at home.
My husband smokes too much, anyway.

303
00:22:09,606 --> 00:22:13,542
- Make up your mind, will ya?
- Oh, Mr. Patterson.
I see you two have met.

304
00:22:13,610 --> 00:22:16,875
- Well, not exactly.
- Mrs. Gaynor is your next-door neighbor.

305
00:22:16,946 --> 00:22:19,380
Making it a very
desirable neighborhood.

306
00:22:19,449 --> 00:22:22,577
- She's also the best cook in the house.
- Oh, now, really.

307
00:22:22,652 --> 00:22:26,611
Please, Mrs. Gaynor, don't be modest.
That's an accomplishment to be proud of.

308
00:22:26,689 --> 00:22:32,252
You know, I often think that
half the troubles in this world
are caused by bad cooking.

309
00:22:32,328 --> 00:22:36,389
Well, I really haven't bothered much
since my husband died.

310
00:22:36,466 --> 00:22:40,300
No fun cooking unless you
have someone to cook for.

311
00:22:40,370 --> 00:22:43,066
How true.
How definitely true.

312
00:22:43,139 --> 00:22:47,508
I guess I'd better get back and fix
Jim's lunch. He's been alone
in the house all morning.

313
00:22:47,577 --> 00:22:49,670
Working on a story.

314
00:22:58,154 --> 00:23:00,179
- Hey, kid.
- Yeah?

315
00:23:00,256 --> 00:23:02,315
- You collect scrap?
- Nah.

316
00:23:02,392 --> 00:23:05,088
Why don't you start now?
Make yourself some dough, huh?

317
00:23:05,161 --> 00:23:09,655
- Maybe you got somethin' there.
- There you are. That-a-boy.

318
00:23:09,732 --> 00:23:12,565
Well, see you around, Mac.

319
00:23:17,106 --> 00:23:19,438
Nobody could tell this
wasn't a professional job.

320
00:23:19,509 --> 00:23:22,967
It feels good to be doing something
constructive around here for a change.

321
00:23:23,046 --> 00:23:26,209
First chance I get, I'm gonna paint
that fence and all the woodwork.

322
00:23:26,282 --> 00:23:28,944
- Oh, how nice.
- Hi, Eadie.

323
00:23:29,018 --> 00:23:32,044
Oh, Connie, have you seen
Mr. Patterson around?

324
00:23:32,121 --> 00:23:34,180
No. Not since yesterday.

325
00:23:34,257 --> 00:23:37,556
Oh. I passed his door a couple times,
and I thought I heard him sneezing.

326
00:23:37,627 --> 00:23:39,686
There's a lot of pollen
in the air.

327
00:23:39,762 --> 00:23:41,992
Sounds more like
pneumonia to me.

328
00:23:42,065 --> 00:23:47,332
I hate to think of the poor man in there
all alone with no one to take care of him.

329
00:23:47,403 --> 00:23:49,530
Well, why don't you
knock on his door?

330
00:23:49,606 --> 00:23:52,700
Oh, no, that wouldn't
look right.

331
00:23:52,775 --> 00:23:56,404
But I thought if
the landlord called on him...

332
00:23:56,479 --> 00:23:59,141
All right.

333
00:24:19,601 --> 00:24:21,660
Come in.

334
00:24:22,971 --> 00:24:25,030
Are you all right,
Mr. Patterson?

335
00:24:25,106 --> 00:24:27,597
Do I look all right?
I feel miserable.

336
00:24:27,676 --> 00:24:29,940
Why, Patterson,
what happened to you?

337
00:24:30,011 --> 00:24:32,536
Nothing. Just this
invigorating spring...

338
00:24:32,614 --> 00:24:34,741
- weather.
- Oh, that's a shame.

339
00:24:34,816 --> 00:24:37,512
- Can I get you a cup of tea?
- Oh, don't bother, Connie.

340
00:24:37,585 --> 00:24:43,023
I've already got the kettle on.
How about some toast?
And maybe a bowl of soup? Huh?

341
00:24:43,091 --> 00:24:48,119
Thank you, Mrs. Gaynor. I knew the moment
I met you you were an angel of mercy.

342
00:24:48,196 --> 00:24:52,360
<i>- Let me</i>
<i>straighten your pillows.</i>
- Uh-uh-uh-uh.

343
00:24:52,434 --> 00:24:54,868
Oh? Would you like a mustard plaster?

344
00:24:54,936 --> 00:24:57,598
- Mrs. Gaynor, you mustn't coddle me.
- There goes the mailman.

345
00:24:57,672 --> 00:25:00,539
Men are such babies
when they're sick.

346
00:25:00,608 --> 00:25:05,136
I remember how my husband always
made me rub his back with alcohol.

347
00:25:05,213 --> 00:25:09,809
You wouldn't take advantage of me
in my condition, would you, Mrs. Gaynor?

348
00:25:09,884 --> 00:25:14,116
- I wish you'd call me Eadie.
- I shall.

349
00:25:14,189 --> 00:25:17,625
And I shall call you
Cynara, Lilith...

350
00:25:17,692 --> 00:25:21,219
Cleopatra, Helen of Troy.

351
00:25:21,296 --> 00:25:24,322
I take four lumps
of sugar in my tea.

352
00:25:27,869 --> 00:25:29,837
Our first letter.

353
00:25:29,904 --> 00:25:32,236
Goody, goody.
What is it?

354
00:25:33,641 --> 00:25:35,871
A bill from the plumber.

355
00:25:45,387 --> 00:25:48,447
Doesn't that mailman
ever bring anything except bills?

356
00:25:48,523 --> 00:25:50,684
This tax assessment
just about cleans us out.

357
00:25:50,759 --> 00:25:54,251
Well, I think it's unfair the way
the city charges us all those taxes.

358
00:25:54,329 --> 00:25:56,320
What did they ever
do for us?

359
00:25:56,398 --> 00:25:59,458
Well, they do provide us
with a fire station.

360
00:25:59,534 --> 00:26:02,332
<i>Come in!</i>

361
00:26:02,404 --> 00:26:04,497
<i>- Hiya, Charley.</i>
- Hi.

362
00:26:04,572 --> 00:26:06,631
I just dropped in
to return these.

363
00:26:06,708 --> 00:26:09,176
Oh, did you enjoy the opera,
Mr. Patterson?

364
00:26:09,244 --> 00:26:11,371
I know Eadie did.
That's why I took her.

365
00:26:11,446 --> 00:26:15,314
- Oh, you aren't a fan yourself?
- Well, I'm at a peculiar
disadvantage at the opera.

366
00:26:15,383 --> 00:26:19,479
I understand every word they're singing.

367
00:26:19,554 --> 00:26:23,285
That's just the touch this room needed...
Dutch curtains.

368
00:26:23,358 --> 00:26:26,020
<i>Well, I have</i>
<i>a very talented wife.</i>

369
00:26:26,094 --> 00:26:28,619
Do you mind my asking,
what are you writing, Mr. Scott?

370
00:26:28,696 --> 00:26:32,393
It's a story about a landlord who goes
berserk and murders all of his tenants.

371
00:26:32,467 --> 00:26:36,130
Oh, he's kidding.
It's really a story about Paris.

372
00:26:36,204 --> 00:26:41,164
You know, I've often thought that maybe
my experiences might make a good book.

373
00:26:41,242 --> 00:26:45,144
That is, if I could find a real
professional writer to whip it into shape.

374
00:26:45,213 --> 00:26:48,080
Well, when you do, I'd...
I'd like to read it.

375
00:26:48,149 --> 00:26:53,553
So would a lot of people. But I doubt
if any publisher would even touch it.

376
00:26:53,621 --> 00:26:55,919
I guess you have led
a pretty full life.

377
00:26:55,990 --> 00:26:59,323
Please don't make it past tense.
I'm not through yet.

378
00:26:59,394 --> 00:27:03,330
Do you happen to know the brand
of perfume Miss Gaynor uses?

379
00:27:03,398 --> 00:27:06,060
- Florence?
- Mm-hmm. I'm leaving tomorrow
on a business trip...

380
00:27:06,134 --> 00:27:08,432
and I'd like to bring
something back for Florence.

381
00:27:08,503 --> 00:27:12,064
I know what to bring Eadie,
but the younger set...

382
00:27:12,140 --> 00:27:15,109
- Oh, I can find out for you.
- Would you do that?

383
00:27:15,176 --> 00:27:17,667
- Thank you so much. Good night, Jim.
<i>- Good night.</i>

384
00:27:17,745 --> 00:27:19,736
- Good night.
- Good night.

385
00:27:19,814 --> 00:27:22,374
Wow.

386
00:27:22,450 --> 00:27:26,853
When a man starts buying presents
for a woman's daughter
it looks a little serious.

387
00:27:26,921 --> 00:27:30,618
It's a romance, all right. Eadie's had
him to dinner three nights this week...

388
00:27:30,692 --> 00:27:33,525
- and he took her out twice.
- How do you know all these things?

389
00:27:33,595 --> 00:27:37,588
- Everybody confides in the landlady.
- Hm.

390
00:27:43,771 --> 00:27:45,796
<i>- Good morning.</i>
- Good morning.

391
00:27:45,874 --> 00:27:48,240
Got any 50-cent haircuts
for a dollar and a quarter?

392
00:27:48,309 --> 00:27:50,743
- The specialty of the house.
- Hi there, James boy.

393
00:27:50,812 --> 00:27:52,871
- Hello, Charley.
<i>- You're next up.</i>

394
00:27:52,947 --> 00:27:55,814
Thank you.
Getting overhauled for your trip?

395
00:27:55,884 --> 00:27:58,978
Yeah, kind of slack there
around the edges.

396
00:27:59,053 --> 00:28:01,112
- Oh, Jim.
- What?

397
00:28:01,189 --> 00:28:04,090
- Did your wife get a chance
to talk to Florence?
- Oh, yeah.

398
00:28:04,159 --> 00:28:07,253
She uses "Flaming Passion." But what
she'd really like is something called...

399
00:28:07,328 --> 00:28:11,128
"You Can't Take It With You," only she
hasn't courage enough to buy it herself.

400
00:28:11,199 --> 00:28:13,633
I'm beginning to believe
that girl has hidden depths.

401
00:28:13,701 --> 00:28:16,261
Do you want a high polish
or a dull finish?

402
00:28:16,337 --> 00:28:20,831
My dear, I don't think anything you'd
start could possibly have a dull finish.

403
00:28:20,909 --> 00:28:23,673
What do you want done with
your mail while you're gone?

404
00:28:23,745 --> 00:28:27,647
Oh, Jim, I never write letters, and I
don't encourage anyone to write me.

405
00:28:27,715 --> 00:28:30,980
You know, I heard you can get
in trouble using the mail.

406
00:28:31,052 --> 00:28:33,452
Would you like
a facial massage?

407
00:28:33,521 --> 00:28:38,015
Well, it won't do any good, but it may
give me confidence. Go ahead!

408
00:28:45,667 --> 00:28:48,534
McNabs just bought a house
of their own. Suckers.

409
00:28:50,905 --> 00:28:54,932
Ah, Mrs. McNab. We were just saying
how we hate to see you leave.

410
00:28:55,009 --> 00:28:58,206
- We're gonna miss you too.
- Say good-bye to the nice man, Jeffrey.

411
00:28:58,279 --> 00:29:00,372
Go ahead.

412
00:29:00,448 --> 00:29:03,349
- Oh, he's sleepy.
- Oh, he never talks when you want him to.

413
00:29:03,418 --> 00:29:06,012
Well, I've got to get on
with my packing. Good-bye.

414
00:29:06,087 --> 00:29:08,146
- Good-bye.
- Good-bye.

415
00:29:08,223 --> 00:29:11,021
Good-bye.

416
00:29:11,092 --> 00:29:14,220
- Good morning, ladies.
- Good morning, Mr. Patterson.

417
00:29:14,295 --> 00:29:16,559
How's your rheumatism today,
Mrs. Thompson?

418
00:29:16,631 --> 00:29:20,328
Well, if some young fellow was to ask me
to go dancing, I wouldn't say no.

419
00:29:22,537 --> 00:29:26,633
Oh, Mrs. Quigg. That's a perfectly
delightful outfit you have on.

420
00:29:26,708 --> 00:29:29,302
- I hoped you'd notice it.
- I have.

421
00:29:33,481 --> 00:29:36,507
He's sure got all the women
around here acting like schoolgirls.

422
00:29:36,584 --> 00:29:38,848
They love it.
What did the army want from you?

423
00:29:38,920 --> 00:29:41,753
- They're trying to make me pay
for a blanket I lost.
- Oh.

424
00:29:41,823 --> 00:29:44,815
By the way, I think I have a tenant
for the empty apartment.

425
00:29:44,892 --> 00:29:48,020
While I was there, I met somebody
I knew who's desperate for a place.

426
00:29:48,096 --> 00:29:51,395
I'm sorry, but I just phoned the agency,
and they're sending a woman over.

427
00:29:51,466 --> 00:29:53,696
- Tell her it's rented.
- No. That wouldn't be fair.

428
00:29:53,768 --> 00:29:57,568
I know we oughta give
preference to veterans,
but since I promised to show it, I...

429
00:29:57,639 --> 00:30:01,166
This is someone I owe a favor.
I don't remember if I wrote
about Corporal Stevens...

430
00:30:01,242 --> 00:30:02,903
<i>- Mrs. Scott?</i>
- Yes?

431
00:30:02,977 --> 00:30:05,172
<i>- I'm Mrs. Arnold.</i>
- Oh, you're here about the apartment.

432
00:30:05,246 --> 00:30:07,407
- This is my husband.
- Hello.

433
00:30:07,482 --> 00:30:10,007
Well, right this way.

434
00:30:10,084 --> 00:30:13,349
Let me do all the talking.

435
00:30:13,421 --> 00:30:18,256
Now take good care of yourself, Charley.
And don't catch any more cold.

436
00:30:18,326 --> 00:30:21,921
All right, Eadie. But with you
nursing me, it's a pleasure to be ill.

437
00:30:21,996 --> 00:30:26,057
Will you write to me
and let me know how things are going?

438
00:30:26,134 --> 00:30:29,467
I'll do better than that.
I'll phone you every day.

439
00:30:29,537 --> 00:30:31,596
Oh, Charley.

440
00:30:31,673 --> 00:30:33,937
- Good-bye, my dear.
- Good-bye.

441
00:30:42,950 --> 00:30:45,544
It's just what
I've been looking for.

442
00:30:45,620 --> 00:30:48,919
- Don't you think
the rent's a little high?
- Oh, no, it's very reasonable.

443
00:30:48,990 --> 00:30:53,484
- Of course, if you don't mind
climbing two flights of stairs.
- The place I live now has four.

444
00:30:53,561 --> 00:30:57,622
I'm sure you can do
better somewhere else.
This place is cold in the winter...

445
00:30:57,699 --> 00:31:01,191
- and the neighbors...
- No, I think I'm going
to be very happy here.

446
00:31:12,312 --> 00:31:15,839
- Who's that man who just went out?
- Patterson. One of our tenants.

447
00:31:15,916 --> 00:31:18,077
- Are you sure his name is Patterson?
- Uh-huh.

448
00:31:18,151 --> 00:31:21,518
- Why shouldn't it be?
- He looks like someone
I used to know in Cincinnati.

449
00:31:21,588 --> 00:31:23,579
Excuse me.

450
00:31:31,832 --> 00:31:33,993
I could have sworn
that was Paul Chapman.

451
00:31:34,067 --> 00:31:37,127
Do you know if he was
in Cincinnati about 12 years ago?

452
00:31:37,204 --> 00:31:39,638
Oh, we don't even know
where he was last week.

453
00:31:39,706 --> 00:31:42,641
- I only wish I'd brought
my glasses with me.
- About the apartment...

454
00:31:42,709 --> 00:31:46,201
- Oh, I... I think we'd better forget it.
- Oh, you do?

455
00:31:46,280 --> 00:31:50,546
I couldn't bear to live under
the same roof with someone
who reminded me so much of Paul.

456
00:31:50,617 --> 00:31:53,677
- Thanks for all your trouble.
- That's perfectly all right.

457
00:31:53,754 --> 00:31:57,349
You know, I have a funny feeling about
Mr. Patterson, kind of a premonition.

458
00:31:57,424 --> 00:32:00,655
I'm glad I'm not married to a woman
with a suspicious nature.

459
00:32:00,727 --> 00:32:03,457
- I guess you can call your
friend about the apartment.
- All right.

460
00:32:03,530 --> 00:32:06,795
You oughta know something about our new
tenant. Bobby was my colonel's driver...

461
00:32:06,867 --> 00:32:09,961
I'm sure anybody who was in the army
with you is all right.

462
00:32:10,037 --> 00:32:12,733
- But, Connie...
- I wonder if his name
really is Patterson?

463
00:32:25,218 --> 00:32:27,686
- Do you know where that goes?
- Don't worry, lady.

464
00:32:27,754 --> 00:32:31,747
- We've been delivering coal
to this place for 10 years.
- But I was just...

465
00:32:31,825 --> 00:32:35,659
Now, don't you dare touch this fence.
My husband just painted it.

466
00:32:35,729 --> 00:32:37,754
Big deal.

467
00:32:37,831 --> 00:32:39,856
<i>Pardon me.</i>

468
00:32:39,933 --> 00:32:42,731
Are you the janitor's wife?

469
00:32:42,803 --> 00:32:45,533
No. I'm the landlord's wife.

470
00:32:45,605 --> 00:32:48,506
Oh, I'm sorry, Mrs. Scott.
I had no idea.

471
00:32:48,575 --> 00:32:51,772
My name is Roberta Stevens.
Jim just called me about the apartment.

472
00:32:51,845 --> 00:32:56,248
Well, there must be some mistake.
My husband's renting it to somebody
he knew in the army.

473
00:32:56,316 --> 00:33:00,946
That's me. I was a WAC. Jim and I
were stationed in Paris together.

474
00:33:01,021 --> 00:33:03,114
Just a minute.

475
00:33:11,264 --> 00:33:14,392
So, you were saving that apartment
for an old war buddy, huh?

476
00:33:14,468 --> 00:33:17,562
- Oh, is Bobby here?
- Why didn't you tell me it was a girl?

477
00:33:17,637 --> 00:33:21,073
- I tried to, but you
wouldn't give me a chance.
- You didn't try very hard.

478
00:33:21,141 --> 00:33:23,268
Oh, now look, Bobby...

479
00:33:23,343 --> 00:33:27,803
Uh, Roberta did an awful lot for me, and
this is the least I can do to repay her.

480
00:33:27,881 --> 00:33:31,715
- For what?
- Well, if it weren't for her,
I might still be overseas.

481
00:33:31,785 --> 00:33:35,118
She got the colonel to dig up
a replacement for me and pulled strings...

482
00:33:35,188 --> 00:33:37,486
so I got on a plane
instead of a transport.

483
00:33:37,557 --> 00:33:40,924
Well, couldn't we show
our gratitude from a distance?

484
00:33:40,994 --> 00:33:46,022
Well, you wouldn't discriminate against
a veteran just because of sex, would you?

485
00:34:02,048 --> 00:34:04,516
- Say, remember the night
I drove you to the airport?
- Uh-huh.

486
00:34:04,584 --> 00:34:09,021
Well, on the way back to Paris, I hit
a hay wagon. You never saw such a mess.

487
00:34:09,089 --> 00:34:11,819
Took me days to get
the straw out of my hair.

488
00:34:11,892 --> 00:34:15,658
None of the girls would believe me
when I told them how it happened.

489
00:34:32,045 --> 00:34:34,275
Stop it! Stop.
You've got the wrong window.

490
00:34:34,347 --> 00:34:37,714
- Don't you want it in the storage bin?
- No, that's not the storage bin.

491
00:34:37,784 --> 00:34:40,810
- It's the bedroom. I made it over.
- Yeah? How does it look?

492
00:34:40,887 --> 00:34:43,219
Oh, you've just ruined
my bedspread and my rugs...

493
00:34:43,290 --> 00:34:46,953
- You should've confided in us, lady.
- Oh!

494
00:34:48,628 --> 00:34:52,394
Well, that about does it.
Those eggheads.

495
00:34:52,466 --> 00:34:55,026
Say, have you seen my toolbox?
Bobby's window is jammed.

496
00:34:55,101 --> 00:34:58,468
You're certainly going out of your way
to make the new tenant feel at home.

497
00:34:58,538 --> 00:35:00,699
Well, that's part of
my job as the landlord.

498
00:35:00,774 --> 00:35:03,902
I thought we were going to run
this house on a business-like basis...

499
00:35:03,977 --> 00:35:07,378
- and not get too friendly
with the tenants.
- Mrs. Scott, you're jealous.

500
00:35:07,447 --> 00:35:11,884
You bet I am. When I think
of all the people you've known
in the last couple of years...

501
00:35:11,952 --> 00:35:14,921
who've spent more time
with you than your own wife...

502
00:35:14,988 --> 00:35:17,616
We have a whole lifetime
to make up for that.

503
00:35:21,962 --> 00:35:24,590
Hey, don't we have
an anniversary long about now?

504
00:35:24,664 --> 00:35:27,861
- I don't like to point,
but it's tomorrow.
- Well, that's perfect timing.

505
00:35:27,934 --> 00:35:31,563
I'll have my story finished by then,
and we can go out and celebrate...

506
00:35:33,807 --> 00:35:35,968
I wonder where
I put that toolbox.

507
00:35:43,683 --> 00:35:45,742
- Mr. Scott?
- Yes.

508
00:35:45,819 --> 00:35:48,117
My name is Gray,
Federal Bureau of Investigation.

509
00:35:48,188 --> 00:35:51,680
- Oh. Uh, come in. This is Mrs. Scott.
- How do you do?

510
00:35:51,758 --> 00:35:54,454
- How do you do? Won't you sit down?
- Thank you.

511
00:35:54,528 --> 00:35:57,622
Look, if it's about that army blanket
I checked out and didn't return...

512
00:35:57,697 --> 00:35:59,961
I'm afraid that's a little
out of my line.

513
00:36:00,033 --> 00:36:03,560
I just want to ask you a few routine
questions about one of your tenants...

514
00:36:03,637 --> 00:36:06,231
a Mr. Charles K. Patterson.

515
00:36:06,306 --> 00:36:10,470
- Is there something wrong?
- No. No. This is just a routine inquiry.

516
00:36:10,544 --> 00:36:13,638
- How long has he been living here?
- Oh, about 10 days.

517
00:36:13,713 --> 00:36:16,739
- Do you know where he is at the moment?
- No, he's on a business trip.

518
00:36:16,816 --> 00:36:19,808
- What's Mr. Patterson
supposed to have done?
- To tell you the truth...

519
00:36:19,886 --> 00:36:24,414
we don't know that he's done
anything, and we don't like
to arouse your suspicions.

520
00:36:24,491 --> 00:36:26,584
You see, we get dozens
of tips like this every day.

521
00:36:26,660 --> 00:36:30,118
Many of them prove worthless but
we've got to run them all down.

522
00:36:30,196 --> 00:36:32,391
Now, when do you expect
Mr. Patterson back?

523
00:36:32,465 --> 00:36:34,558
He didn't say.

524
00:36:34,634 --> 00:36:37,467
Does he seem
to be... prosperous?

525
00:36:37,537 --> 00:36:41,234
Well, he carries quite a roll.
Income tax?

526
00:36:41,308 --> 00:36:44,675
Sorry, I'm not at liberty to discuss
the reason for our investigation.

527
00:36:44,744 --> 00:36:47,611
Oh, Mr. Gray, this is very important.
Is he dangerous?

528
00:36:47,681 --> 00:36:51,481
Don't alarm yourself. If Mr. Patterson
is the man we're looking for...

529
00:36:51,551 --> 00:36:55,783
and I'm not saying he is, you're
in absolutely no danger, Mrs. Scott.

530
00:36:55,855 --> 00:36:59,586
Look, you can tell me.
What have you got on this guy?

531
00:36:59,659 --> 00:37:02,958
Well, if we had anything on him, I
wouldn't be asking you these questions.

532
00:37:03,029 --> 00:37:06,260
- Is there something we can do to help?
- Yes, yes, there is.

533
00:37:06,333 --> 00:37:09,996
- Just forget I was here. Good-bye.
- Good-bye.

534
00:37:12,005 --> 00:37:14,599
You see? My hunch about
Mr. Patterson was right.

535
00:37:14,674 --> 00:37:18,371
Oh, it's probably back taxes or maybe
they got a crank call from that woman...

536
00:37:18,445 --> 00:37:21,175
who mistook him for somebody
she knew in Cincinnati.

537
00:37:21,247 --> 00:37:24,341
- What makes you think
Mrs. Arnold was mistaken?
- You heard what she said.

538
00:37:24,417 --> 00:37:28,148
She hadn't even seen this guy in 12 years
and didn't have her glasses with her.

539
00:37:28,221 --> 00:37:30,655
No, I still think there's
something peculiar about him.

540
00:37:30,724 --> 00:37:33,818
I wish I knew what he carries
around in that briefcase.

541
00:37:33,893 --> 00:37:36,862
What suddenly turned you against
Charley? I thought you liked him.

542
00:37:36,930 --> 00:37:41,060
I never trust men who are too charming.
That's why I married you.

543
00:37:43,236 --> 00:37:45,670
Hmm.

544
00:37:45,739 --> 00:37:50,267
T-H-E E-N-D.

545
00:37:52,412 --> 00:37:55,643
- Can I read it?
- Well, there's a couple
of facts I want to check, but...

546
00:37:55,715 --> 00:37:59,242
So do I. I'm just curious to know
what you did while you were in Paris.

547
00:38:04,991 --> 00:38:07,221
The best man cometh.
Happy anniversary.

548
00:38:07,293 --> 00:38:09,318
<i>You're a day early, Ed.</i>

549
00:38:09,396 --> 00:38:11,864
- I didn't want to crowd you
tomorrow night.
- Oh, champagne!

550
00:38:11,931 --> 00:38:15,230
Don't just stand there, boy. Get out
those hollow-stemmed glasses. I got it.

551
00:38:15,301 --> 00:38:18,532
- You got what?
- A present for you from your wife
which you can pay me for later.

552
00:38:18,605 --> 00:38:20,596
You can open it now
if you want, honey.

553
00:38:20,674 --> 00:38:23,040
I'll never forget how
you looked on your wedding day.

554
00:38:23,109 --> 00:38:26,203
I've always wanted to do my living room
in that shade of green.

555
00:38:26,279 --> 00:38:29,874
Oh, this is absolutely
beautiful! What is it?

556
00:38:29,949 --> 00:38:33,544
- Tropical hammock.
Certified 100% war surplus.
- I thought it would make up...

557
00:38:33,620 --> 00:38:36,111
- for that camping trip we couldn't take.
- Thank you, dear.

558
00:38:36,189 --> 00:38:39,181
You can put it in the backyard and
imagine we're in the Maine woods.

559
00:38:39,259 --> 00:38:42,353
Won't take much imagination. That grass
hasn't been cut out there in months.

560
00:38:42,429 --> 00:38:44,454
Anyone for champagne?

561
00:38:44,531 --> 00:38:47,432
It doesn't seem like we've been married
for three years, does it?

562
00:38:47,500 --> 00:38:51,368
That's because you haven't been working
at it, or at least not in the same place.

563
00:38:51,438 --> 00:38:52,700
- Cheers.
- Cheers.

564
00:38:52,772 --> 00:38:54,763
- Cheers.
- And cheers, Ed.

565
00:38:54,841 --> 00:38:56,866
- Mm...
- That's good.

566
00:38:56,943 --> 00:38:59,104
I wanted
to ask you something...

567
00:38:59,179 --> 00:39:03,582
What's the name of that caf� in Paris
where the existentialists don't hang out?

568
00:39:03,650 --> 00:39:05,880
I haven't been to Paris
since I was nine...

569
00:39:05,952 --> 00:39:09,718
- and my mother never let me
out of her sight for a moment.
- Maybe Roberta would know.

570
00:39:09,789 --> 00:39:12,587
Why so formal?
You mean Bobby, don't you?

571
00:39:12,659 --> 00:39:16,117
Say, what is this? Do I detect
a note of dissension? A family rift?

572
00:39:16,196 --> 00:39:20,758
- Guess who came to stay at our house?
An old flame of Jim�s.
- She is not an old flame.

573
00:39:20,834 --> 00:39:24,270
- Just because we were on
the same side during the war...
- A WAC?

574
00:39:24,337 --> 00:39:28,433
- Yeah, it was a big army.
- And you moved her
into the house? Shocking!

575
00:39:28,508 --> 00:39:30,999
Did you collect
the first month's rent from her?

576
00:39:31,077 --> 00:39:33,307
Uh, no, no.
It slipped my mind.

577
00:39:33,379 --> 00:39:35,609
You'll probably have to
wrestle her for it.

578
00:39:35,682 --> 00:39:38,981
Sounds like a thoroughly disreputable
young lady. How soon can I meet her?

579
00:39:39,052 --> 00:39:41,782
If you wanna come over some afternoon...

580
00:39:41,855 --> 00:39:45,848
- and help me clean up the yard, why...
- Pardon me.

581
00:39:45,925 --> 00:39:48,758
- Oh, hello, Mrs. Scott.
I brought you the rent.
<i>- Thank you.</i>

582
00:39:48,828 --> 00:39:51,956
- It seems strange giving money
to a man you know.
- I'll bet it does.

583
00:39:52,031 --> 00:39:54,465
In case you didn't catch
my name, I'm Ed Forbes.

584
00:39:54,534 --> 00:39:58,527
Oh, yes. I've heard a lot about you
from Jim. You're a lawyer, aren't you?

585
00:39:58,605 --> 00:40:03,042
I, uh, practice before the bar,
also behind it. Can I offer you
some wine of the country?

586
00:40:03,109 --> 00:40:06,977
I'd love it. If there's one thing I have
a weakness for, it's champagne.

587
00:40:07,046 --> 00:40:11,142
If there's one thing I've a weakness for,
it's girls who have a weakness.

588
00:40:11,217 --> 00:40:13,777
- What're you celebrating?
- Our wedding anniversary.

589
00:40:13,853 --> 00:40:15,844
- Oh, really?
- Mm-hmm.

590
00:40:15,922 --> 00:40:19,221
You know, all the time we were overseas,
Jim talked of nothing but you.

591
00:40:19,292 --> 00:40:21,317
That must have
been pretty dull.

592
00:40:21,394 --> 00:40:23,885
Oh, no. Jim can make
anything interesting.

593
00:40:26,099 --> 00:40:30,035
I'm sure Miss Stevens is just the person
to refresh your memory about Paris.

594
00:40:30,103 --> 00:40:33,664
Oh, yeah. Say, Bobby...
Uh, Roberta...

595
00:40:33,740 --> 00:40:39,201
do you remember the name
of that caf� just down the street
from the, uh, Deux Magots?

596
00:40:39,279 --> 00:40:41,907
Not offhand, but I could
look it up in my diary.

597
00:40:41,981 --> 00:40:46,077
Could I peer over your shoulder? It's
been so long since I've read a good book.

598
00:40:46,152 --> 00:40:49,679
Tell me, Miss Stevens,
what did you do before the war?

599
00:40:49,756 --> 00:40:51,747
The same thing
I'm doing now. Modeling.

600
00:40:51,825 --> 00:40:55,659
Oh. Then you're not
a professional soldier.

601
00:40:55,728 --> 00:40:58,356
- Your wife has a great sense of humor.
- Yes.

602
00:40:58,431 --> 00:41:00,695
Your humorous wife
needs another drink.

603
00:41:00,767 --> 00:41:04,170
It's always been my ambition
to get hold of a surplus WAC.

604
00:41:04,303 --> 00:41:08,000
By the way,
I'm having some people in
for a housewarming tomorrow night.

605
00:41:08,073 --> 00:41:10,064
I'd like you all to come.

606
00:41:10,142 --> 00:41:12,201
- Sure thing.
- Have you forgotten, dear?

607
00:41:12,278 --> 00:41:14,872
- We're going out
to dinner tomorrow night.
- I'm available.

608
00:41:14,947 --> 00:41:18,940
Well, I think I'd better be going.
I've hardly unpacked yet.

609
00:41:19,018 --> 00:41:24,081
Do you mind if I come along and help?
Three hands are better than two.

610
00:41:24,156 --> 00:41:26,249
Thanks for the drink.

611
00:41:30,963 --> 00:41:33,227
He's walking
right into a trap.

612
00:41:33,299 --> 00:41:35,995
Yeah, but look at the bait.

613
00:41:46,545 --> 00:41:49,912
- This place is awfully expensive.
- Oh, well, you only live once.

614
00:41:49,982 --> 00:41:52,610
At these prices, you couldn't afford
to live more than once.

615
00:41:52,685 --> 00:41:56,985
- That story of mine ought to be
worth at least 750 bucks.
- Is that what your agent said?

616
00:41:57,056 --> 00:42:01,220
No. Barney hasn't read it yet,
but he said he'd call me
as soon as he does.

617
00:42:02,528 --> 00:42:04,587
Look!

618
00:42:04,663 --> 00:42:08,064
- Look at what?
- I just saw Mr. Patterson
dancing by with a blonde.

619
00:42:08,133 --> 00:42:10,966
Oh, this thing is beginning
to affect your mind.

620
00:42:11,036 --> 00:42:13,027
Here he comes again.

621
00:42:17,142 --> 00:42:19,906
I thought he was supposed
to be out of town on business.

622
00:42:19,979 --> 00:42:22,948
- He probably came in to have
dinner with his client.
- Some client.

623
00:42:23,015 --> 00:42:27,145
She looks like the type that
just inherited a fat estate.

624
00:42:27,219 --> 00:42:29,244
- Let's dance.
- Aw, I'm hungry.

625
00:42:29,321 --> 00:42:31,881
This is more important.
Come on.

626
00:42:34,059 --> 00:42:39,429
You know, it's amazing what a clever
girl can do with an old parachute.

627
00:42:49,942 --> 00:42:52,934
You have
a very romantic voice.

628
00:42:53,012 --> 00:42:58,917
Untrained, of course. Like the thrush
warbling his native woodnotes wild.

629
00:43:25,110 --> 00:43:28,238
You better let me lead.

630
00:43:51,270 --> 00:43:53,329
Are you through
playing private eye?

631
00:43:53,405 --> 00:43:57,171
That makes at least three women in his
life, including Mrs. Arnold and Eadie.

632
00:43:57,242 --> 00:43:59,437
He must be some kind
of a bluebeard.

633
00:43:59,511 --> 00:44:03,208
There's only one thing wrong
with your theory. All those women
are alive and healthy.

634
00:44:03,282 --> 00:44:06,718
It's Eadie I'm worried about. Suppose
he's already married? Excuse me, darling.

635
00:44:06,785 --> 00:44:08,946
Where are you going?

636
00:44:29,875 --> 00:44:32,605
Please, sir.

637
00:44:32,678 --> 00:44:36,546
Oh, now that we've worked up an appetite,
what would you like, my dear?

638
00:44:36,615 --> 00:44:38,640
You order for both of us.

639
00:44:38,717 --> 00:44:44,553
- I'd be delighted. We'll have,
uh, prosciutto with melon.
- With melon.

640
00:44:44,623 --> 00:44:46,989
Lobster bisque.

641
00:44:47,059 --> 00:44:50,893
Chateaubriand
with sauce b�arnaise.

642
00:44:50,963 --> 00:44:54,831
<i>Pomme</i> souffl�.
And braised endive.

643
00:44:54,900 --> 00:44:57,892
- Am I going too fast for you?
- Oh, not at all, sir.

644
00:44:57,970 --> 00:45:00,632
Would you care for
some champagne with that?

645
00:45:00,706 --> 00:45:04,733
- Anything you say.
- Champagne is for peasants.

646
00:45:04,810 --> 00:45:08,439
- I prefer the, uh, Chambertin.
- Excellent choice, sir.

647
00:45:08,514 --> 00:45:11,574
May I suggest the 1934, sir?

648
00:45:11,650 --> 00:45:14,346
You may indeed.

649
00:45:14,420 --> 00:45:19,153
I do admire a man who knows
how to order in a restaurant.

650
00:45:19,224 --> 00:45:23,991
I was a headwaiter myself one time.
That was the summer
my dad and I had a fight...

651
00:45:24,062 --> 00:45:26,724
- and he cut off my allowance.
- Oh, really?

652
00:45:29,535 --> 00:45:33,972
And from there, you went on to make
your first million in the oil business.

653
00:45:34,039 --> 00:45:39,602
Please. Tonight, I want to forget
all about the drab world of commerce.

654
00:45:39,678 --> 00:45:43,512
And in the words of
an old Persian tent maker...

655
00:45:43,582 --> 00:45:49,543
"All I ask of life are a jug of wine,
a loaf of bread and thou."

656
00:45:49,621 --> 00:45:53,955
And I've already
ordered the first two.

657
00:45:54,026 --> 00:45:58,190
You must've met a lot of
beautiful women in your career.

658
00:45:58,263 --> 00:46:02,723
I may say that I have known
all the great beauties of our time.

659
00:46:02,801 --> 00:46:05,702
But the calendar
never really started...

660
00:46:05,771 --> 00:46:09,104
until the day I met you.

661
00:46:10,242 --> 00:46:12,233
Did you overhear anything?

662
00:46:12,311 --> 00:46:15,405
I couldn't catch any words, but he's
really giving her the old candy.

663
00:46:15,481 --> 00:46:19,315
I don't know what Charley's got,
but I wish I could bottle it.
We'd make a fortune.

664
00:46:19,384 --> 00:46:22,649
There's just one thing I can't figure out.
What does he want from Eadie?

665
00:46:22,721 --> 00:46:25,155
He can't be after her money.
She hasn't got any.

666
00:46:25,224 --> 00:46:27,522
- Aha!
- Oh, you ordered. Looks good.

667
00:46:27,593 --> 00:46:31,723
It should be.
All the retired truck drivers eat here.

668
00:46:35,434 --> 00:46:38,267
We really ought to tell
Eadie what we saw.

669
00:46:38,337 --> 00:46:42,740
Now don't start mixing in the affairs of
our tenants. It's none of our business.

670
00:46:47,946 --> 00:46:50,608
Do you want to go up
to Roberta's for a minute?

671
00:46:50,682 --> 00:46:53,446
She has the place
warm enough without us.

672
00:46:53,519 --> 00:46:55,953
That sounds like our phone.

673
00:47:01,293 --> 00:47:03,284
Hello?

674
00:47:03,362 --> 00:47:06,297
Oh, hello, Barney.
How'd you like the story?

675
00:47:06,365 --> 00:47:10,927
What do you mean it won't sell? It's
as good as anything I've ever written.

676
00:47:11,003 --> 00:47:16,771
Well, aren't you even gonna submit it?
Maybe I'd better get myself a new agent.

677
00:47:16,842 --> 00:47:20,243
All right. All right. I'll drop up
to your office tomorrow morning.

678
00:47:20,312 --> 00:47:23,611
- What makes him a critic?
- Oh, he's right. The story's no good.

679
00:47:23,682 --> 00:47:25,946
Then you'll write
another one that's better.

680
00:47:26,018 --> 00:47:30,148
In this madhouse?
How can I concentrate when there's
a new crisis every five minutes?

681
00:47:30,222 --> 00:47:32,452
I can't even sit down
to write my name without...

682
00:47:32,524 --> 00:47:34,651
What's the matter with those lights?

683
00:47:34,726 --> 00:47:36,956
I wonder if I paid
the light bill last month.

684
00:47:37,029 --> 00:47:40,055
- This is a fine time to think about that.
- I'm sure I did.

685
00:47:40,132 --> 00:47:42,566
I'll check the fuse box.

686
00:47:42,634 --> 00:47:46,730
Oh, be careful!

687
00:47:46,805 --> 00:47:49,103
She can see in the dark.
I can't.

688
00:47:49,174 --> 00:47:52,473
I guess I'd better go
and calm the tenants down.

689
00:47:57,416 --> 00:47:59,441
Hey, what's with the lights?

690
00:47:59,518 --> 00:48:01,952
It's all right, Mrs. Thompson.
My husband's fixing them.

691
00:48:02,020 --> 00:48:06,650
Well, tell him to hurry up. I'm missing
the best part of Gabriel Heatter.

692
00:48:06,725 --> 00:48:09,660
That's quite a party
they're having up there.

693
00:48:09,728 --> 00:48:12,458
They've been running all over the house,
borrowing ice cubes.

694
00:48:12,531 --> 00:48:16,194
Oh. Eadie, have you heard
anything from Mr. Patterson?

695
00:48:16,268 --> 00:48:20,204
- Mm-hmm. He called me
this afternoon from Baltimore.
- Baltimore?

696
00:48:20,272 --> 00:48:23,435
Mm-hmm. He said his business was
going much better than he expected...

697
00:48:23,508 --> 00:48:26,306
and he hopes to be home
in a couple of days.

698
00:48:26,378 --> 00:48:28,608
Well, do you know if he's
ever been married?

699
00:48:28,680 --> 00:48:32,878
Oh, yes, but his wife died
a long time ago.

700
00:48:32,951 --> 00:48:36,011
Well, good night.

701
00:48:36,088 --> 00:48:38,716
<i>I can't understand it.</i>
<i>I only had three or four.</i>

702
00:48:38,790 --> 00:48:42,317
It was terrible.
All of a sudden everything
went black right in front of my eyes.

703
00:48:42,394 --> 00:48:44,692
- I must be going blind.
- Probably a vitamin deficiency.

704
00:48:44,763 --> 00:48:49,063
- Can you find your way
home alone, old pal?
- Point me in the right direction.

705
00:48:49,134 --> 00:48:52,831
No. No. This way.
This way. There we are.

706
00:48:52,904 --> 00:48:55,668
- That kid needs radar.
<i>- How are you making out with Roberta?</i>

707
00:48:55,741 --> 00:48:58,733
- Just coasting. Wait till the next round.
- That isn't a fuse box.

708
00:48:58,810 --> 00:49:01,574
It's a slot machine.
I took out four pennies and a nickel.

709
00:49:01,647 --> 00:49:06,318
Oh, Jim, guess what Eadie just told...

710
00:49:21,666 --> 00:49:23,793
- Good morning.
- Mm-hmm.

711
00:49:27,505 --> 00:49:30,838
- We expected you yesterday.
- We don't make this type
of glass anymore, lady.

712
00:49:30,909 --> 00:49:33,207
- We had to order it special for you.
- Oh.

713
00:49:33,278 --> 00:49:35,576
<i>- Good morning.</i>
- Good morning, Eadie.

714
00:49:35,647 --> 00:49:39,344
My, you're certainly brightening
the place up. House hasn't looked
this good in 20 years.

715
00:49:39,417 --> 00:49:43,217
Jim doesn't like to admit it,
but he's getting a big kick out of this.

716
00:49:43,288 --> 00:49:45,620
Oh, excuse me.

717
00:49:46,858 --> 00:49:49,452
- Hello, my dear.
- How was the trip?

718
00:49:49,527 --> 00:49:52,621
Oh, wonderful.
Just wonderful.

719
00:49:52,697 --> 00:49:56,861
- Did everything work out
all right for you?
- Yes. I was quite successful.

720
00:49:56,935 --> 00:49:59,233
- Hello, Mrs. Scott.
- Welcome back.

721
00:49:59,304 --> 00:50:02,603
Thank you. Thank you.
Just a second.

722
00:50:04,342 --> 00:50:07,641
Mm! It's lovely out here.
Just lovely.

723
00:50:07,712 --> 00:50:11,409
Always wanted to own
a piece of land.

724
00:50:11,483 --> 00:50:14,646
There must've been a hot time here
the night Coolidge was elected.

725
00:50:14,719 --> 00:50:19,315
Jim, your friend Charley
is back from his business trip.

726
00:50:19,391 --> 00:50:21,621
Do you think we oughta
notify the F.B. I?

727
00:50:21,693 --> 00:50:24,059
- What for? Mr. Gray said to forget it.
- Who's Charley?

728
00:50:24,129 --> 00:50:27,292
He's one of our tenants, and Connie
is convinced he's a master criminal...

729
00:50:27,365 --> 00:50:29,799
- or at least a polygamist.
- Well, Ed, you're a lawyer.

730
00:50:29,868 --> 00:50:32,962
Let me put the evidence to you.
Suppose somebody moved into the house...

731
00:50:33,037 --> 00:50:35,733
- and a few days later...
- Where's the owner of this place?

732
00:50:35,807 --> 00:50:38,332
- I'm Mr. Scott.
- Department of Housing and Building.

733
00:50:38,410 --> 00:50:41,243
I'd like to inspect
the premises.

734
00:50:41,312 --> 00:50:43,974
Yeah. Sure.
Right through here.

735
00:50:48,219 --> 00:50:50,847
Why don't you slip into
something comfortable and join us?

736
00:50:50,922 --> 00:50:54,449
Well, I wouldn't wanna give the boys
too much inspiration. Excuse me.

737
00:50:54,526 --> 00:50:57,427
- What do you say
we have dinner together?
- Wonderful. Where?

738
00:50:57,495 --> 00:51:01,829
Oh, someplace where we don't have
to dress... like your apartment.

739
00:51:01,900 --> 00:51:04,425
- When did you buy this place?
- Last month.

740
00:51:04,502 --> 00:51:07,027
I see the violation
still hasn't been corrected.

741
00:51:07,105 --> 00:51:09,335
- What violation?
- This violation.

742
00:51:09,407 --> 00:51:12,035
You not only got exposed wiring...
which is illegal...

743
00:51:12,110 --> 00:51:14,203
but the wires
are defective too.

744
00:51:14,279 --> 00:51:16,304
This house is a fire hazard.

745
00:51:16,381 --> 00:51:19,282
<i>- You've been here before?</i>
- We took the previous owner
to court twice.

746
00:51:19,350 --> 00:51:22,615
The last time, she was fined and given
30 days to correct the violation.

747
00:51:22,687 --> 00:51:25,349
- The deadline was a week ago.
- We didn't know anything about it.

748
00:51:25,423 --> 00:51:27,789
Mrs. Webb never
mentioned it to me.

749
00:51:27,859 --> 00:51:31,852
Well, the law is very clear on that point.
Caveat emptor... let the buyer beware.

750
00:51:31,930 --> 00:51:33,955
You mean
we're responsible now?

751
00:51:34,032 --> 00:51:39,026
Well, unless the wiring is
replaced immediately, hm...

752
00:51:39,103 --> 00:51:41,230
we'll have to condemn
the building.

753
00:51:41,306 --> 00:51:44,070
No wonder she was so anxious
to unload this place on you.

754
00:51:44,142 --> 00:51:46,508
I'm sorry, darling.
I had no idea.

755
00:51:46,578 --> 00:51:50,674
Well, under those circumstances,
I feel sure we can give you
a 15-day extension.

756
00:51:50,748 --> 00:51:52,739
I'll take it up
with the department.

757
00:51:52,817 --> 00:51:54,910
What if we can't
pay for the job?

758
00:51:54,986 --> 00:52:00,151
Our problem is to keep you safe,
not solvent. You'll hear from me later.

759
00:52:01,459 --> 00:52:03,654
I've heard enough
from you already.

760
00:52:03,728 --> 00:52:07,562
- Can they really condemn the place?
- If it doesn't burn down first.

761
00:52:07,632 --> 00:52:10,100
I think I'll ask
Ed's advice on it.

762
00:52:10,168 --> 00:52:13,763
<i>Oh, Mr. Scott. Mother would like you and</i>
<i>Connie to have dinner with us tonight.</i>

763
00:52:13,838 --> 00:52:17,433
- Thanks, but I'm not hungry.
- It's a sort of welcome-home
party for Mr. Patterson.

764
00:52:17,509 --> 00:52:19,534
Thank you.
Tell her we'll be there.

765
00:52:19,611 --> 00:52:22,079
- Wait till you see the present
he bought Mother.
- Oh.

766
00:52:22,146 --> 00:52:25,047
- Isn't it beautiful?
<i>- May you wear it</i>
<i>in good health, Eadie.</i>

767
00:52:25,116 --> 00:52:27,175
- Ain't that something?
- And it's a watch too.

768
00:52:27,252 --> 00:52:29,243
It don't look
very practical to me.

769
00:52:29,320 --> 00:52:32,448
I make it a rule never to be practical
where women are concerned.

770
00:52:32,524 --> 00:52:35,118
It's much
too expensive, Charley.

771
00:52:35,193 --> 00:52:38,185
When they start tryin' to save
your money for you, look out.

772
00:52:38,263 --> 00:52:41,357
- George!
- I'm satisfied. I've been around
a little longer than you have.

773
00:52:41,432 --> 00:52:44,868
- More coffee?
- No, thank you.

774
00:52:44,936 --> 00:52:49,270
Say, Charley, have you ever had dinner
at a place called Pierrot's?

775
00:52:49,340 --> 00:52:54,869
In my time, I think I've eaten
at every good restaurant in
every major city in the world.

776
00:52:54,946 --> 00:52:57,278
Including Cincinnati?

777
00:52:57,348 --> 00:53:03,150
I don't particularly recall
Cincinnati for its food...

778
00:53:03,221 --> 00:53:05,416
What's the matter, Jim?
You're so quiet tonight.

779
00:53:05,490 --> 00:53:09,426
- I've, uh, got a lot of things
to be quiet about.
- Really?

780
00:53:09,494 --> 00:53:13,453
Why don't you try some of this?
This is guaranteed to make you
jump right out of yourself.

781
00:53:15,633 --> 00:53:19,592
That's one thing I'll say for
my old man... he never touched a drop.

782
00:53:19,671 --> 00:53:24,335
<i>You must have had a very</i>
<i>dull life, Mrs. Thompson.</i>

783
00:53:24,409 --> 00:53:26,741
Well, shall we tell them?

784
00:53:29,647 --> 00:53:32,514
Ladies and gentlemen,
course, I realize that...

785
00:53:32,584 --> 00:53:36,680
you've all known Eadie
much longer than I...

786
00:53:36,754 --> 00:53:38,984
and there's no need
in telling you what...

787
00:53:39,057 --> 00:53:43,619
a dear, sweet
and considerate person she is.

788
00:53:43,695 --> 00:53:48,530
And having just concluded
a profitable business transaction...

789
00:53:48,600 --> 00:53:53,503
I've finally summoned up
enough courage to ask Eadie...

790
00:53:53,571 --> 00:53:57,632
to give me
her hand in marriage.

791
00:53:57,709 --> 00:54:02,772
And I'm proud and happy to say
that she has accepted me.

792
00:54:02,847 --> 00:54:06,647
- Well, congratulations. George.
<i>- Give me a kiss, honey.</i>

793
00:54:06,718 --> 00:54:09,118
I don't know what you could
be thinking of, Eadie, at your age.

794
00:54:09,187 --> 00:54:12,350
It's only after 40 that two
people can offer each other...

795
00:54:12,423 --> 00:54:15,221
- the devotion of a lifetime and mean it.
- Connie...

796
00:54:15,293 --> 00:54:19,059
- don't you have anything to say?
- I just hope you're not
going to rush into this.

797
00:54:19,130 --> 00:54:21,155
Don't forget,
you're only old once.

798
00:54:21,232 --> 00:54:23,632
But after all, what do you
really know about each other?

799
00:54:23,701 --> 00:54:27,501
Oh, as much
as we need to know.

800
00:54:27,572 --> 00:54:32,908
We plan to leave tomorrow
and get married in a lovely little spot
that I found in Maryland.

801
00:54:32,977 --> 00:54:36,811
And after our honeymoon, we're coming
back here and live in my apartment.

802
00:54:36,881 --> 00:54:39,577
You mean I can have
this place to myself?

803
00:54:39,651 --> 00:54:42,051
- Yes.
- Well, that should help.

804
00:54:44,288 --> 00:54:47,985
I think a toast is apropos.

805
00:54:48,059 --> 00:54:52,155
This is by John Webster.

806
00:54:52,230 --> 00:54:55,825
<i>"Is not old wine</i>
<i>the wholesomest...</i>

807
00:54:55,900 --> 00:54:59,392
<i>"old pippins the toothsomest...</i>

808
00:54:59,470 --> 00:55:02,871
"old wood burns the brightest...

809
00:55:02,940 --> 00:55:06,376
"old linen wash the whitest?

810
00:55:06,444 --> 00:55:12,405
"Old soldiers,
sweetheart, surest?

811
00:55:12,483 --> 00:55:17,580
Old lovers are soundest."

812
00:55:20,291 --> 00:55:22,589
Now, this is just
an estimate, mind you.

813
00:55:22,660 --> 00:55:25,857
- But I figure the job will
cost about 800 bucks.
- 800?

814
00:55:25,930 --> 00:55:29,525
Well, we have to rip out all the old
wiring and put in new conduits.

815
00:55:29,600 --> 00:55:32,535
That means breaking into
the walls and replastering.

816
00:55:32,603 --> 00:55:36,699
Then we have to replace the light
fixtures, switches and wall sockets.

817
00:55:36,774 --> 00:55:40,710
- Hey, maybe 800 isn't enough.
- Thanks. We'll let you know
what we decide.

818
00:55:40,778 --> 00:55:43,941
In the meantime, don't miss
any payments on your fire insurance.

819
00:55:46,117 --> 00:55:48,915
<i>Hey, Mac, did you call for a cab?</i>

820
00:55:48,986 --> 00:55:52,615
No, I didn't, <i>Mac!</i>

821
00:55:52,690 --> 00:55:55,215
Weddings always
make me cry!

822
00:55:55,293 --> 00:55:57,784
They ain't married yet.

823
00:55:57,862 --> 00:56:01,093
- I'll see you in about a week.
- Take all the time you need.

824
00:56:01,165 --> 00:56:03,895
Come on, darling.
We're late. Now come, dear.

825
00:56:07,638 --> 00:56:10,766
<i>Good-bye. Bye! Bye!</i>

826
00:56:10,842 --> 00:56:14,107
I wish I could be going on
a honeymoon when I'm his age.

827
00:56:14,178 --> 00:56:17,715
- Why wait that long?
- Huh?

828
00:56:17,848 --> 00:56:20,316
Poor Eadie. Now we may
never see her again.

829
00:56:20,384 --> 00:56:23,114
- What are you talking about?
- Running off like that
with a perfect stranger...

830
00:56:23,187 --> 00:56:25,348
who's been carrying on
behind her back.

831
00:56:25,422 --> 00:56:28,983
He's probably wanted by the police.
How do we know if he even
intends to marry her?

832
00:56:29,059 --> 00:56:31,050
We have other things
to worry about.

833
00:56:33,263 --> 00:56:37,529
- What did the electrician say?
- His estimate is 800 bucks...

834
00:56:37,601 --> 00:56:39,762
which is 800 bucks more
than we've got.

835
00:56:39,837 --> 00:56:42,704
- What are we gonna do?
- We can always convert to candlelight.

836
00:56:42,773 --> 00:56:45,469
- It's more romantic that way.
- No. I mean seriously.

837
00:56:45,542 --> 00:56:49,137
Seriously? There's only one thing
to do... sell the house.

838
00:56:49,213 --> 00:56:52,148
Sell it?
Oh, no. We couldn't.

839
00:56:52,216 --> 00:56:54,207
It's better
than having it condemned.

840
00:56:54,284 --> 00:56:56,548
But after all the trouble
I went through getting it.

841
00:56:56,620 --> 00:56:58,952
We've had nothing
but trouble ever since.

842
00:56:59,022 --> 00:57:01,354
Oh, we can raise
the money somehow.

843
00:57:01,425 --> 00:57:03,893
Honey, I just told you.
We're broke.

844
00:57:03,961 --> 00:57:06,452
Or to use a fine, old Latin phrase,
caveat emptor...

845
00:57:06,530 --> 00:57:08,521
the cupboard is bare.

846
00:57:08,599 --> 00:57:10,965
I'll sell the furniture.
Some of these pieces are valuable.

847
00:57:11,034 --> 00:57:13,867
You'll do nothing of the kind.
We're not going to sleep on the floor...

848
00:57:13,937 --> 00:57:16,132
just so we can have
a roof over our heads.

849
00:57:16,206 --> 00:57:18,572
If you don't care enough
about the house to hang on to it...

850
00:57:18,642 --> 00:57:21,133
if you're gonna give up
the first time we have a problem...

851
00:57:21,211 --> 00:57:25,147
Next month something else'll go wrong,
and we'll wind up hawking our clothes
and the typewriter.

852
00:57:25,215 --> 00:57:27,706
We might as well get our money
out of it while we still can.

853
00:57:27,785 --> 00:57:31,482
Oh, just when I was getting this place
fixed up to look like a real home.

854
00:57:31,555 --> 00:57:35,218
I know. I know. I appreciate
what you were trying to do with it.

855
00:57:35,292 --> 00:57:37,760
But this is
"Operation Rathole."

856
00:57:37,828 --> 00:57:41,559
For three years I saved
my pay and sent it home to you
so we could build up a nest egg.

857
00:57:41,632 --> 00:57:43,657
And what have we got
to show for it?

858
00:57:43,734 --> 00:57:46,532
Well, I like that.
What did I do with the money?

859
00:57:46,603 --> 00:57:48,867
Buy mink coats?
Go to nightclubs?

860
00:57:48,939 --> 00:57:52,397
I put every cent into this house
so you could have a place
to write in peace and quiet.

861
00:57:52,476 --> 00:57:56,412
Now, now...

862
00:57:56,480 --> 00:57:58,505
Hello.

863
00:57:58,582 --> 00:58:01,016
No, we do not
have a midnight show!

864
00:58:13,463 --> 00:58:16,432
- Well, if it isn't the newlyweds.
- Oh, hello, Mabel.

865
00:58:16,500 --> 00:58:20,561
Hello, Eadie.
How was your honeymoon?

866
00:58:20,637 --> 00:58:24,095
Mrs. Quigg, we have both
been married before.

867
00:58:24,174 --> 00:58:27,302
Nice to see you. Come on, dear.

868
00:58:30,380 --> 00:58:32,371
Oh, Charley, look.

869
00:58:34,017 --> 00:58:36,713
Oh, no.

870
00:58:44,795 --> 00:58:47,423
Do you want to look at
some more apartments tomorrow?

871
00:58:47,497 --> 00:58:50,227
What's the use, honey?
We can't afford any of those deals...

872
00:58:50,300 --> 00:58:52,734
pay for redecorating,
buy the furniture...

873
00:58:52,803 --> 00:58:55,271
slip 'em a thousand bucks
for the key.

874
00:58:55,339 --> 00:58:57,899
Now maybe you're beginning
to see what I was up against.

875
00:58:57,975 --> 00:59:00,273
It's people like that that
give the profession a bad name.

876
00:59:00,344 --> 00:59:04,474
If you're gonna sell the house
out from under me, we have
to find someplace to move to.

877
00:59:07,885 --> 00:59:10,513
- Hello, Charley.
You all married and everything?
- And everything.

878
00:59:10,587 --> 00:59:13,579
- Good evening, Mrs. Scott.
- Good evening. Did you bring
Eadie back with you?

879
00:59:13,657 --> 00:59:15,784
Naturally.

880
00:59:17,094 --> 00:59:19,119
I hear you're
selling the place.

881
00:59:19,196 --> 00:59:21,460
If we can find somebody
to buy it.

882
00:59:21,531 --> 00:59:24,125
I'd feel terribly sorry
to see you leave.

883
00:59:24,201 --> 00:59:27,864
- We may not go very far...
just out to the sidewalk.

884
00:59:27,938 --> 00:59:31,203
How much money would it take to get you
out of your present difficulty?

885
00:59:31,275 --> 00:59:34,438
We got to rewire the place,
and that's gonna cost 800 bucks.

886
00:59:34,511 --> 00:59:36,502
Is that all?

887
00:59:36,580 --> 00:59:40,016
Well, you can say good-bye
to your worries.

888
00:59:40,083 --> 00:59:42,142
Oh... Oh, no. W-We couldn't
take money from you.

889
00:59:42,219 --> 00:59:44,210
Now, I'll have no arguments.

890
00:59:44,288 --> 00:59:47,655
We'll just call this
my advanced rent.

891
00:59:47,724 --> 00:59:49,851
But that's gonna pay you up
for more than a year...

892
00:59:49,927 --> 00:59:51,952
and we don't expect
to be here that long.

893
00:59:52,029 --> 00:59:55,362
But you can't sell the place
without replacing the wiring.

894
00:59:55,432 --> 00:59:58,333
- That wouldn't be honest.
- But I still don't think that we should...

895
00:59:58,402 --> 01:00:00,870
Please don't deny me
the pleasure of helping you.

896
01:00:00,938 --> 01:00:04,032
I know how tough it is to be young.
I can remember.

897
01:00:04,107 --> 01:00:09,238
Besides, Eadie and I have a... well,
a sentimental attachment for this place.

898
01:00:09,313 --> 01:00:12,805
It's the first real home
I've had of my own in years.

899
01:00:12,883 --> 01:00:14,976
I wouldn't care to be evicted.

900
01:00:15,052 --> 01:00:17,043
I can sign a note
for the money.

901
01:00:17,120 --> 01:00:20,988
My boy, have we come to the point
where we have to put it on paper?

902
01:00:21,058 --> 01:00:23,856
Just a shake of your hand
is enough for me.

903
01:00:23,927 --> 01:00:25,918
Thanks, Charley.

904
01:00:25,996 --> 01:00:28,487
And I'll be getting back
to the bride.

905
01:00:34,171 --> 01:00:36,765
Why did you let him force it
on you like that?

906
01:00:36,840 --> 01:00:40,276
Well, we're... We're obviously not gonna
unload this place before the deadline.

907
01:00:40,344 --> 01:00:43,108
But I don't like it. How do we know
where Charley gets his money?

908
01:00:43,180 --> 01:00:45,341
Uh-oh.
Playin' hunches again.

909
01:00:45,415 --> 01:00:49,010
You're the girl who thought he was gonna
bring Eadie back in a trunk, remember?

910
01:00:49,086 --> 01:00:51,554
Well, anyway, I-I still think
we'll get an offer.

911
01:00:51,621 --> 01:00:53,953
We haven't so far.

912
01:00:54,024 --> 01:00:57,221
And if the place is condemned,
we lose everything.

913
01:00:57,294 --> 01:00:59,285
- How do you do?
- Good evening.

914
01:00:59,363 --> 01:01:02,457
My name is Knowland. I have a real
estate business in the neighborhood.

915
01:01:02,532 --> 01:01:04,966
- Oh, come in, Mr. Knowland.
- Thank you.

916
01:01:05,035 --> 01:01:08,232
I noticed your sign outside.
I was wondering if I could list the place.

917
01:01:08,305 --> 01:01:10,296
Oh, yes, yes.

918
01:01:10,374 --> 01:01:14,902
You know, I'm a little surprised to
see it offered for sale so soon again.

919
01:01:14,978 --> 01:01:18,812
- What're you asking for it?
- Just what we paid... 22,000.

920
01:01:18,882 --> 01:01:21,578
Twenty-two...
For this dog?

921
01:01:21,651 --> 01:01:25,485
Why, it was offered to me
only a few months ago for 17-5.

922
01:01:25,555 --> 01:01:29,321
My wife knows a real bargain
when she sees one.

923
01:01:29,393 --> 01:01:32,123
- But we've made improvements and we...
- Now you can't fool me...

924
01:01:32,195 --> 01:01:35,756
just by slapping
a coat of paint on the outside.

925
01:01:35,832 --> 01:01:37,993
No, this is a sick house.

926
01:01:38,068 --> 01:01:41,799
If you decide to come down in price,
let me know. Good-bye.

927
01:01:41,872 --> 01:01:43,863
Good evening.

928
01:01:49,679 --> 01:01:53,115
All right.
Maybe I made a mistake.

929
01:01:53,183 --> 01:01:55,947
<i>Something tells me we're never</i>
<i>gonna get rid of this place.</i>

930
01:01:56,019 --> 01:01:59,455
We're just gonna be stuck with it,
sinking deeper into debt every year.

931
01:01:59,523 --> 01:02:03,015
Well, it wasn't my idea
to go into debt.

932
01:02:03,093 --> 01:02:05,789
How did I ever get into
this rat race anyway?

933
01:02:05,862 --> 01:02:07,989
There I was, a happy guy...
money in the bank...

934
01:02:08,065 --> 01:02:10,090
planning a second honeymoon.

935
01:02:10,167 --> 01:02:13,330
Now look at me... a hounded creature
facing bankruptcy.

936
01:02:13,403 --> 01:02:17,430
And for what? To support
a broken-down house in its old age.

937
01:02:17,507 --> 01:02:20,965
Well, you make it sound as though
I deliberately set out to ruin you.

938
01:02:21,044 --> 01:02:23,205
Trouble is you didn't
deliberate enough.

939
01:02:23,280 --> 01:02:26,977
If you knew all the trouble I went
to trying to find us a place to live...

940
01:02:27,050 --> 01:02:29,041
tramping the streets
day after day...

941
01:02:29,119 --> 01:02:31,178
while you were running
around Paris with Roberta.

942
01:02:31,254 --> 01:02:33,654
I was not running around
Paris with Roberta!

943
01:02:33,723 --> 01:02:37,318
You never mentioned her
in your letters. That proves you
were trying to hide something.

944
01:02:37,394 --> 01:02:39,385
Oh, now you're arguing
just like a woman.

945
01:02:39,463 --> 01:02:41,829
I never claimed
to be anything else.

946
01:02:41,898 --> 01:02:44,230
If there'd been anything
between Roberta and me...

947
01:02:44,301 --> 01:02:46,963
do you think I would have
let her move into the house?

948
01:02:47,037 --> 01:02:50,564
Oh, I see. You would have
kept her a secret from me.

949
01:02:50,640 --> 01:02:53,131
Oh, how did we ever get
started on this subject?

950
01:02:53,210 --> 01:02:56,475
I might have known what to expect after
reading all those magazine articles.

951
01:02:56,546 --> 01:02:58,844
<i>What magazine articles?</i>

952
01:02:58,915 --> 01:03:02,715
They said returning servicemen
would have a difficult time
trying to readjust themselves.

953
01:03:02,786 --> 01:03:05,482
They'd be full of neuroses.

954
01:03:05,555 --> 01:03:07,921
So you think I'm missing
a few buttons, do you?

955
01:03:07,991 --> 01:03:10,016
You certainly haven't
been acting normally.

956
01:03:10,093 --> 01:03:12,323
All you've done since
you came home is criticize.

957
01:03:12,395 --> 01:03:14,863
That's fine. That's just dandy
to have your own wife...

958
01:03:14,931 --> 01:03:17,092
tell you you're ready
for the booby hatch.

959
01:03:17,167 --> 01:03:20,568
Jim, I've tried to be understanding, even
when you were completely unreasonable.

960
01:03:20,637 --> 01:03:24,004
- But I'm not gonna go on
humoring you forever.
- You won't have to.

961
01:03:24,074 --> 01:03:27,669
- Now where are you going?
- Maybe you'll feel safer
if I spend the night outside.

962
01:03:27,744 --> 01:03:32,647
- Oh, but you'll freeze to death.
- You can't expect me to behave
rationally in my condition.

963
01:03:56,940 --> 01:03:59,010
Get out of here. Go away.

964
01:03:59,143 --> 01:04:01,737
Go away. Go away.

965
01:04:59,270 --> 01:05:02,205
Good morning, Suds.

966
01:07:33,224 --> 01:07:36,591
<i>Sleep well?</i>

967
01:07:36,660 --> 01:07:38,753
Yes.

968
01:07:38,829 --> 01:07:41,992
I-I-I mean, no.
I was, uh...

969
01:07:42,066 --> 01:07:44,159
I was just...

970
01:07:44,235 --> 01:07:46,328
My hammock broke down.

971
01:07:46,403 --> 01:07:50,533
Roberta's apartment was empty. She was
away over the weekend on a modeling job.

972
01:07:50,608 --> 01:07:54,271
Never mind about that now.
Look at this.

973
01:07:54,345 --> 01:07:57,803
<i>- So what?</i>
- That's the same woman we saw
Charley having dinner with.

974
01:07:57,881 --> 01:07:59,974
<i>How can you tell?</i>
<i>She's only got half a face.</i>

975
01:08:00,050 --> 01:08:03,144
The description of the man who swindled
her sounds exactly like Charley.

976
01:08:03,220 --> 01:08:06,189
- You're jumping to conclusions.
- They're jumping at me. Listen.

977
01:08:06,257 --> 01:08:09,556
"Mrs. Frazier met the dignified
old gentleman at a swank hotel...

978
01:08:09,627 --> 01:08:11,652
"where he was registered
as Peter Chadwick.

979
01:08:11,729 --> 01:08:14,892
"After a whirlwind courtship, during
which he showered her with gifts...

980
01:08:14,965 --> 01:08:17,024
"Mr. Chadwick proposed marriage.

981
01:08:17,101 --> 01:08:20,662
"He also offered to invest part of
her capital in his alleged enterprises.

982
01:08:20,738 --> 01:08:23,730
"The attractive widow
turned over $12,000 to her fianc�...

983
01:08:23,807 --> 01:08:25,832
"and that was the last
she saw of him.

984
01:08:25,909 --> 01:08:27,900
After waiting a week,
she notified the police."

985
01:08:27,978 --> 01:08:30,242
That's the big business deal
that Charley pulled off.

986
01:08:30,314 --> 01:08:32,976
There's probably some simple
explanation for the whole thing.

987
01:08:33,050 --> 01:08:35,143
- Let's go downstairs.
- And how do you explain this?

988
01:08:35,219 --> 01:08:38,552
"From the man's method of operation,
the police have concluded that he is...

989
01:08:38,622 --> 01:08:42,991
<i>"the notorious Charley Price,</i>
<i>who is wanted on similar charges</i>
<i>in seven states.</i>

990
01:08:43,060 --> 01:08:46,496
"Over the past 15 years he has defrauded
scores of gullible women...

991
01:08:46,563 --> 01:08:49,191
of a reputed
half million dollars."

992
01:08:49,266 --> 01:08:53,430
- Poor Eadie.
- Confidence men don't go around
marrying penniless widows...

993
01:08:53,504 --> 01:08:55,665
and lending money
to strangers.

994
01:08:55,739 --> 01:08:59,505
- All right. We'll give him
a chance to prove himself.
- Yeah, let's do it right now.

995
01:09:02,079 --> 01:09:04,445
Oh, I wondered where you
disappeared to.

996
01:09:06,150 --> 01:09:08,584
I know what you're thinking,
but you could be wrong too.

997
01:09:08,652 --> 01:09:11,018
I don't care where you spent
last night or any other.

998
01:09:11,088 --> 01:09:14,182
But Roberta just got back.
I was still asleep and I didn't know it.

999
01:09:14,258 --> 01:09:16,556
I'm only talking to you
because this is an emergency.

1000
01:09:16,627 --> 01:09:18,618
But that doesn't mean
I'm speaking to you.

1001
01:09:22,166 --> 01:09:24,191
Hmm-mm!

1002
01:09:25,369 --> 01:09:27,894
- Very interesting.
- Is it true?

1003
01:09:27,971 --> 01:09:30,804
Well, they'd hardly print it
in a newspaper if it wasn't.

1004
01:09:30,874 --> 01:09:34,310
- You swindled all those dames?
- I don't like that word "swindled."

1005
01:09:34,378 --> 01:09:36,403
Well, what would you call it?

1006
01:09:36,480 --> 01:09:39,711
I gave these women something
very precious in return...

1007
01:09:39,783 --> 01:09:43,082
the kind of attention that
they'd always dreamed about.

1008
01:09:43,153 --> 01:09:46,384
I brought some romance
to their drab existence.

1009
01:09:46,457 --> 01:09:49,654
I-I made them feel that
they were beautiful, desirable.

1010
01:09:49,727 --> 01:09:53,390
- And took everything they had.
- Not everything. I left them plenty.

1011
01:09:53,464 --> 01:09:55,455
Well, that was
very noble of you.

1012
01:09:55,532 --> 01:09:58,160
Don't forget these gals
were trying to take me.

1013
01:09:58,235 --> 01:10:00,726
They thought they were
getting some rich old duffer...

1014
01:10:00,804 --> 01:10:03,068
that would
kick off any moment.

1015
01:10:03,140 --> 01:10:05,608
You know, he's got a point there.

1016
01:10:05,676 --> 01:10:07,667
That's right.
Stick up for him.

1017
01:10:07,745 --> 01:10:10,475
Any man who would take advantage
of a lot of poor widows...

1018
01:10:10,547 --> 01:10:13,448
On the contrary.
They were rich widows.

1019
01:10:13,517 --> 01:10:18,853
And why were they rich?
Because their husbands worked
themselves into early graves...

1020
01:10:18,922 --> 01:10:22,289
just to leave them well fixed.

1021
01:10:22,359 --> 01:10:25,851
I felt that I owed it
to all men...

1022
01:10:25,929 --> 01:10:29,330
everywhere, to get back
a little of that money...

1023
01:10:29,400 --> 01:10:32,301
and have some fun.

1024
01:10:32,369 --> 01:10:34,599
But, Charley...

1025
01:10:34,671 --> 01:10:37,834
- where does Eadie fit into this picture?
- Yes.

1026
01:10:37,908 --> 01:10:39,933
I love Eadie.

1027
01:10:40,010 --> 01:10:44,037
You have a funny way of showing it...
running around with Mrs. Frazier.

1028
01:10:44,114 --> 01:10:46,446
That was
my farewell performance.

1029
01:10:46,517 --> 01:10:51,386
I wanted to start my marriage
on a sound financial footing.

1030
01:10:51,455 --> 01:10:53,480
You mean you're retired?

1031
01:10:53,557 --> 01:10:57,516
Well, that's entirely up to both of you,
after what you already know.

1032
01:10:59,129 --> 01:11:01,154
Well, I have
no sympathy for you.

1033
01:11:01,231 --> 01:11:03,461
But I don't want to do anything
that'll hurt Eadie.

1034
01:11:03,534 --> 01:11:06,560
- Oh, thank you.
- Yeah.

1035
01:11:06,637 --> 01:11:10,129
It might be embarrassing, though,
if the cops show up again.

1036
01:11:10,207 --> 01:11:12,300
- Again?
- Mm-hmm.

1037
01:11:12,376 --> 01:11:16,005
There was an F.B.I. man here a couple
of weeks ago asking questions about you.

1038
01:11:16,079 --> 01:11:21,483
Well, I better be starting
on a little trip. Excuse me.

1039
01:11:24,820 --> 01:11:26,981
- So you're running out on Eadie.
<i>- No.</i>

1040
01:11:27,055 --> 01:11:29,888
As soon as things cool off
a little, I'll send for her.

1041
01:11:29,958 --> 01:11:32,426
You didn't marry any
of those other women, did you?

1042
01:11:32,494 --> 01:11:35,224
Of course not.
If I had, I'd be in the clear now.

1043
01:11:35,297 --> 01:11:38,391
People don't object when
you marry a woman for money.

1044
01:11:38,467 --> 01:11:41,561
But if you try to appropriate her funds
on strictly a friendly basis...

1045
01:11:43,739 --> 01:11:46,902
Well, if you've really reformed,
the least you can do is return the money.

1046
01:11:46,975 --> 01:11:49,671
Uh-uh, Connie.
It's all back in circulation now.

1047
01:11:49,745 --> 01:11:53,237
Remember, what I took from one,
I spent on another one.

1048
01:11:53,315 --> 01:11:57,445
I have a complete
financial report right here.

1049
01:11:57,519 --> 01:11:59,783
Isn't that kind of a dangerous thing
to keep around?

1050
01:11:59,855 --> 01:12:03,552
Uh-uh. This proves that the newspapers
exaggerated my income.

1051
01:12:03,625 --> 01:12:07,083
I had hardly anything left
after I paid my taxes.

1052
01:12:07,162 --> 01:12:12,065
- You paid taxes on that money?
- My boy, I have my ethics.

1053
01:12:12,134 --> 01:12:14,125
I've learned one rule...

1054
01:12:14,203 --> 01:12:17,434
never monkey with
the Bureau of Internal Revenue.

1055
01:12:17,506 --> 01:12:21,738
Well, one thing is sure.
We can't keep the $800 you lent us.

1056
01:12:21,810 --> 01:12:25,769
No. No, you're right. Spend it right
away and I'll take it off the books.

1057
01:12:25,848 --> 01:12:28,646
- Hello, Eadie.
- Oh, Jimmy. There's a man
outside to see you.

1058
01:12:28,717 --> 01:12:31,049
Thank you.
I'll catch you before you leave.

1059
01:12:31,119 --> 01:12:33,110
- Good morning, Eadie.
- I'll be right down.

1060
01:12:33,188 --> 01:12:38,387
- Where you going, Charley?
- Oh, honey, it's necessary
that I leave town.

1061
01:12:38,460 --> 01:12:40,724
- Leave town?
- Yeah, hurriedly. Uh...

1062
01:12:40,796 --> 01:12:44,755
- But, why?
- It's... It's urgent business, dear.
Business.

1063
01:12:44,867 --> 01:12:46,960
- Can I help you?
- Oh, Mr. Scott?

1064
01:12:47,035 --> 01:12:49,162
- Yes.
- My name's Clark.

1065
01:12:49,238 --> 01:12:51,638
- I understand this property
is on the market.
- Yes, yes.

1066
01:12:51,707 --> 01:12:54,574
- Be glad to show you around.
- I've had my eye on it for some time.

1067
01:12:54,643 --> 01:12:57,111
If we can agree on terms,
you've got yourself a deal.

1068
01:12:57,179 --> 01:13:00,842
Well, you won't go wrong
buying this place. For example,
notice the construction.

1069
01:13:00,916 --> 01:13:04,317
- Solid. Foundation's
hardly settled at all.
- What's your monthly income?

1070
01:13:04,386 --> 01:13:07,082
Yes, we've got a great bunch
of tenants... quiet, respectable.

1071
01:13:07,155 --> 01:13:10,249
Never cause any trouble whatsoever.

1072
01:13:12,327 --> 01:13:14,295
Would you excuse me a minute?

1073
01:13:14,363 --> 01:13:18,163
Charley, police are here.

1074
01:13:18,233 --> 01:13:20,258
- But, Charley...
- Good-bye, my dear.

1075
01:13:20,335 --> 01:13:22,326
The back way.
Come on.

1076
01:13:22,404 --> 01:13:24,872
<i>Charley, what's happening?</i>

1077
01:13:24,940 --> 01:13:27,067
Charley!

1078
01:13:29,177 --> 01:13:31,304
<i>- What's the matter?</i>
- The house is loaded with cops.

1079
01:13:31,380 --> 01:13:33,371
Look after Eadie,
will you, please?

1080
01:13:35,617 --> 01:13:38,848
- Not that way. Over the fence.
- All right.

1081
01:13:40,555 --> 01:13:42,546
Oh!

1082
01:13:42,624 --> 01:13:44,854
- What's the matter?
- I'm caught on a nail.

1083
01:13:44,927 --> 01:13:47,828
- Oh, well, uh, hang on.
- What a suggestion.

1084
01:13:47,896 --> 01:13:49,955
<i>- Hold it!</i>
- Oh.

1085
01:13:50,032 --> 01:13:52,330
- Get down.
- All right. All right.

1086
01:13:52,401 --> 01:13:55,495
- Okay. Come on, Dad.
- I'm not your dad. Did you have one?

1087
01:13:55,570 --> 01:13:57,629
- Here you are, Jim.
- I'll take that.

1088
01:14:00,042 --> 01:14:03,443
Nice work, Mac.
He almost gave us the slip.

1089
01:14:04,813 --> 01:14:07,873
- What's going on here?
- How should I know?

1090
01:14:07,950 --> 01:14:10,418
I don't understand.
Why should the police want Charley?

1091
01:14:10,485 --> 01:14:12,510
Now, Eadie,
you've got to be brave.

1092
01:14:12,587 --> 01:14:15,215
What's happened to Mr. Scott?
This is no way to do business.

1093
01:14:15,290 --> 01:14:17,986
- Oh, Carl.
- Bernard.

1094
01:14:18,060 --> 01:14:21,496
- That's him, all right.
- Why, I'd recognize him anywhere.
That's Paul Chapman.

1095
01:14:21,563 --> 01:14:23,554
He told me his name was
Carl Pearson.

1096
01:14:23,632 --> 01:14:25,657
Have you ever seen
these women before?

1097
01:14:25,734 --> 01:14:28,862
Yes, I... Yes, I have.
And they're all charming ladies.

1098
01:14:28,937 --> 01:14:32,202
- You beast.
- Peter, how could you do this to me?

1099
01:14:32,274 --> 01:14:34,936
<i>It isn't true about</i>
<i>all these other women, is it?</i>

1100
01:14:35,010 --> 01:14:38,070
What're they doing
to you, Charley?

1101
01:14:38,146 --> 01:14:41,115
Eadie, you're the only
woman I love.

1102
01:14:41,183 --> 01:14:45,711
And these past few weeks together
have been the happiest of my life.

1103
01:14:45,787 --> 01:14:47,846
I want you to remember that.

1104
01:14:47,923 --> 01:14:52,826
And nothing I've done, and nothing
they can do to me will ever change that.

1105
01:14:55,163 --> 01:14:57,358
All right. Let's go.

1106
01:14:57,432 --> 01:14:59,559
Oh, Bernard, how could you?

1107
01:14:59,634 --> 01:15:04,037
You and your jug of wine
and your native woodnotes wild!

1108
01:15:04,106 --> 01:15:06,131
Did you say
all those things to her?

1109
01:15:06,208 --> 01:15:09,439
Come on, will you?

1110
01:15:09,511 --> 01:15:12,674
So long, Charley.
Poor guy.

1111
01:15:21,023 --> 01:15:24,151
When I left, they were still questioning
him about his career and, uh...

1112
01:15:24,226 --> 01:15:27,389
- they're only up to 1941.
- You did get in to see him, didn't you?

1113
01:15:27,462 --> 01:15:29,555
For a few minutes.
He insists on pleading guilty.

1114
01:15:29,631 --> 01:15:33,226
He said he's enjoyed his life thoroughly,
and now he's willing to pay for it.

1115
01:15:33,301 --> 01:15:35,565
Would it help any
if I spoke to him?

1116
01:15:35,637 --> 01:15:38,606
I-I don't think so. It's for your sake
that he wants to avoid a trial.

1117
01:15:38,673 --> 01:15:40,664
Couldn't we
get him out on bail?

1118
01:15:40,742 --> 01:15:42,767
If we do, they'll just
arrest him again.

1119
01:15:42,844 --> 01:15:44,835
The F.B.I. will pick him up
on a fugitive warrant.

1120
01:15:44,913 --> 01:15:46,938
And how long can they
send him away for?

1121
01:15:47,015 --> 01:15:50,815
Well, if the sentences run concurrently,
from two to five years.

1122
01:15:50,886 --> 01:15:54,481
No matter how long it takes,
I'll wait for him.

1123
01:15:54,556 --> 01:15:56,581
Thank you very much.

1124
01:15:56,658 --> 01:15:59,183
- Good night.
- Good night.

1125
01:15:59,261 --> 01:16:01,252
Good night, Eadie.

1126
01:16:03,432 --> 01:16:06,492
What do you think we ought
to do about that 800 bucks?

1127
01:16:06,568 --> 01:16:08,832
As a lawyer, I'd say
turn it over to the police.

1128
01:16:08,904 --> 01:16:10,929
But as your friend,
I'd say the same thing.

1129
01:16:11,006 --> 01:16:15,033
- He wouldn't listen to me.
- There goes the new wiring.

1130
01:16:15,110 --> 01:16:18,204
I wish I could help. But you don't get
rich working for the government.

1131
01:16:18,280 --> 01:16:22,046
We know, Ed. Thank you.

1132
01:16:22,117 --> 01:16:24,881
Hello.
Hello, Mr. Clark.

1133
01:16:24,953 --> 01:16:26,978
How much?

1134
01:16:27,055 --> 01:16:30,855
Why, that's
a ridiculous price.

1135
01:16:30,926 --> 01:16:34,862
All right, all right.
I'll talk it over with my wife.

1136
01:16:34,930 --> 01:16:38,366
The man who was here this morning is
willing to give us 19,000 for the house.

1137
01:16:38,433 --> 01:16:41,664
- Gonna take it?
- Looks like we don't have
much choice, do we?

1138
01:16:41,736 --> 01:16:44,500
- It's up to you.
- Mm, it means losing
most of our investment...

1139
01:16:44,573 --> 01:16:46,564
but I guess
we're gonna have to.

1140
01:16:46,641 --> 01:16:48,666
I, uh, think I'll drop up
and see Roberta.

1141
01:16:48,743 --> 01:16:52,076
She just got back into town this morning,
and I want to see if she missed me.

1142
01:16:52,147 --> 01:16:54,377
Yeah, you do that.

1143
01:16:54,449 --> 01:16:56,974
- Why don't you marry her?
- Maybe I will.

1144
01:16:57,052 --> 01:17:00,715
When I see how happy you two are,
I'm almost tempted.

1145
01:17:16,838 --> 01:17:20,569
Are you asleep?

1146
01:17:20,642 --> 01:17:23,907
You know, it's funny... now that we've
actually decided to leave this place...

1147
01:17:23,979 --> 01:17:26,413
I'm gonna miss it.

1148
01:17:26,481 --> 01:17:28,574
I guess we've done
a pretty good job around here.

1149
01:17:28,650 --> 01:17:31,050
It's certainly the best looking house
on the block.

1150
01:17:31,119 --> 01:17:33,110
The tenants seem to like us.

1151
01:17:33,188 --> 01:17:37,420
Look what Charley
tried to do for us.

1152
01:17:37,492 --> 01:17:40,461
- What's the matter?
- Now you change your mind.

1153
01:17:40,529 --> 01:17:45,489
After making my life
miserable all these weeks.

1154
01:17:47,669 --> 01:17:49,694
You know I didn't mean it.

1155
01:17:49,771 --> 01:17:52,865
All you had to do was say
one kind word to me...

1156
01:17:52,941 --> 01:17:55,671
just one kind word.

1157
01:17:58,213 --> 01:18:00,545
I'm sorry, darling.

1158
01:18:05,787 --> 01:18:09,587
Mmm. Sometimes I almost wish
you'd been married before.

1159
01:18:09,658 --> 01:18:12,718
Then you might
appreciate me more.

1160
01:18:12,794 --> 01:18:16,787
I wouldn't be married
to anybody else for anything.

1161
01:18:16,865 --> 01:18:19,993
Even though I went
and lost all our money?

1162
01:18:20,068 --> 01:18:22,093
We have something
more important than that...

1163
01:18:22,170 --> 01:18:25,401
something nobody can
take away from us.

1164
01:18:31,580 --> 01:18:36,142
Oh, I wish there was some way
we could save the house.

1165
01:18:36,218 --> 01:18:39,346
I suppose it would take
a miracle now, wouldn't it?

1166
01:18:39,421 --> 01:18:44,154
When I was overseas,
home meant just one thing... you.

1167
01:18:44,226 --> 01:18:46,387
And not a piece
of real estate.

1168
01:18:54,836 --> 01:18:56,827
Now what?

1169
01:19:15,223 --> 01:19:17,214
- Your name Jim Scott?
- Yes.

1170
01:19:17,292 --> 01:19:20,523
Police Department. We've been
going over Mr. Patterson's records.

1171
01:19:20,595 --> 01:19:22,893
It seems he turned over
800 bucks to you yesterday.

1172
01:19:22,964 --> 01:19:25,899
- That's right. It was a loan.
- That's not the way Charley tells it.

1173
01:19:25,967 --> 01:19:28,561
He said he paid you the money
so you wouldn't give him away.

1174
01:19:28,637 --> 01:19:31,800
- That's a lie.
- Charley's been very frank
with us about everything else.

1175
01:19:31,873 --> 01:19:34,740
- Why should he lie about this?
- Oh, I don't know.

1176
01:19:34,810 --> 01:19:38,507
I-I thought we were friends.
I even tried to protect him.

1177
01:19:38,580 --> 01:19:41,708
- Then you admit covering up for him.
- Uh, I don't admit anything.

1178
01:19:41,783 --> 01:19:44,308
My husband was going to return
that money in the morning.

1179
01:19:44,386 --> 01:19:46,820
If it's all the same to you,
we'll go to the station now.

1180
01:19:46,888 --> 01:19:48,913
- Is it all right if I change my clothes?
- Go ahead.

1181
01:19:48,990 --> 01:19:51,220
Thanks.

1182
01:19:51,293 --> 01:19:53,853
Your friend Charley.
Your benefactor.

1183
01:19:53,929 --> 01:19:56,159
I warned you, but you
just laughed at my intuition.

1184
01:19:56,231 --> 01:19:59,997
I don't need a lecture, I need a lawyer.
Now get Ed on the phone.

1185
01:20:05,173 --> 01:20:07,664
In here.

1186
01:20:07,742 --> 01:20:10,734
- Oh, Jim, boy. Glad to see you.
- You're putting me in here with him?

1187
01:20:10,812 --> 01:20:13,178
- He asked for you as a special favor.
- Thanks.

1188
01:20:13,248 --> 01:20:17,412
Anytime, Charley. I sure got to hand it
to you... all those women.

1189
01:20:17,486 --> 01:20:20,887
If you were 20 years younger or I was 20
years older, I'd knock your block off.

1190
01:20:20,956 --> 01:20:24,221
That's a nice way to talk after all the
trouble I went to to get you in here.

1191
01:20:24,292 --> 01:20:27,022
- You told them a pack of lies
about that money.
- I had to.

1192
01:20:27,095 --> 01:20:30,792
- Why? I don't get it.
- Now stop breathing through
your mouth and listen. I...

1193
01:20:30,866 --> 01:20:34,962
- What's going on in there?
- T�te-�-t�te.

1194
01:20:35,036 --> 01:20:37,402
All right. All right.
I'm listening.

1195
01:20:37,472 --> 01:20:40,066
Look.
A newspaper syndicate...

1196
01:20:40,141 --> 01:20:45,101
offered me $5,000 for a series
of articles on my career.

1197
01:20:45,180 --> 01:20:50,208
I accepted on one condition...
that you be allowed to write them.

1198
01:20:50,285 --> 01:20:53,220
- Why me?
- Oh, I thought it was
the least I could do.

1199
01:20:53,288 --> 01:20:57,884
So you keep half of the money
and give the other half to Eadie.

1200
01:20:57,959 --> 01:21:01,122
That'll help her carry on
while I'm gone.

1201
01:21:01,196 --> 01:21:04,632
- And you had me tossed
into jail to tell me that?
- Yes. Yes.

1202
01:21:04,699 --> 01:21:06,724
Now come here.

1203
01:21:06,801 --> 01:21:09,099
They want to start running
my story while it's hot...

1204
01:21:09,170 --> 01:21:12,765
and this is the last chance
I have to dictate it.

1205
01:21:12,841 --> 01:21:17,505
And confidentially, they're handing me
over to the federal boys tomorrow.

1206
01:21:17,579 --> 01:21:22,642
- They are much stricter
than these boys here.

1207
01:21:22,717 --> 01:21:25,618
- Hey, but how do I get out of here?
- Oh, easy, easy.

1208
01:21:25,687 --> 01:21:28,815
All they've got
against you is my word.

1209
01:21:28,890 --> 01:21:33,520
Tomorrow morning I shall
magnanimously admit I made a mistake.

1210
01:21:33,595 --> 01:21:36,086
Why don't you pipe down?
How's a guy gonna get any sleep?

1211
01:21:36,164 --> 01:21:38,359
Oh, yeah.
Sorry. Sorry.

1212
01:21:40,035 --> 01:21:42,026
Now...

1213
01:21:43,772 --> 01:21:45,763
shall we start work?

1214
01:21:50,211 --> 01:21:53,840
I shall never forget...

1215
01:21:53,915 --> 01:21:56,543
my first conquest.

1216
01:21:56,618 --> 01:22:00,019
I was two and a half
weeks old.

1217
01:22:00,088 --> 01:22:02,113
We had a French nurse.

1218
01:22:02,190 --> 01:22:07,389
But I never seriously
became involved in any...

1219
01:22:07,462 --> 01:22:11,592
romance until I reached
the age of four.

1220
01:22:40,662 --> 01:22:43,654
<i>My client is willing</i>
<i>to give you 35,000 for the house.</i>

1221
01:22:43,732 --> 01:22:47,099
That's positively her final offer,
and I must have your answer today.

1222
01:22:47,168 --> 01:22:49,432
- What do you think?
- You decide.

1223
01:22:49,504 --> 01:22:52,996
Well, $35,000 is
a lot of money, but...

1224
01:22:53,074 --> 01:22:55,065
No.

1225
01:22:55,143 --> 01:22:58,237
But the house isn't
for sale at any price.

1226
01:23:03,084 --> 01:23:06,781
Hello. Sure. Sure thing.
I'll be right up.

1227
01:23:06,855 --> 01:23:10,347
Excuse me. I've got to go help
one of our tenants.

1228
01:23:12,827 --> 01:23:15,523
You're making a big mistake
turning down this offer...

1229
01:23:15,597 --> 01:23:17,588
but I know just how you feel
about your home.

1230
01:23:19,267 --> 01:23:22,293
- Good-bye, Mr. Knowland.
- Good-bye, Mrs. Scott.

1231
01:23:30,278 --> 01:23:32,405
- I've got it.
- You've got it?

1232
01:23:32,480 --> 01:23:34,812
- Yep.
- Very careful now. Don't wake 'em up.

1233
01:23:34,883 --> 01:23:38,979
All right so far.

1234
01:23:39,054 --> 01:23:43,286
- Oh, there we go. We made it.
- Oh.

1235
01:23:43,358 --> 01:23:47,226
- How are the twins today?
- Oh, thriving. Thriving.

1236
01:23:47,295 --> 01:23:51,095
Oh, my darling
little Cynara.

1237
01:23:51,166 --> 01:23:55,796
My gorgeous little Lilith.
Oh, ho-ho.

1238
01:23:55,870 --> 01:23:57,963
- Oh, Jim.
- Huh?

1239
01:23:58,039 --> 01:24:01,975
- Say it again.
- Oh, I have five times today.

1240
01:24:02,043 --> 01:24:04,477
Oh, all right.
Charley, your twins are beautiful.

1241
01:24:04,546 --> 01:24:07,515
Did you hear what the man said?

1242
01:24:07,582 --> 01:24:12,747
You know Charley...
he's always had a way with girls.

1243
01:24:12,821 --> 01:24:16,689
Come on, dear, to the park.
And give those other parents a treat.

1244
01:24:16,758 --> 01:24:19,352
- Good-bye.
<i>- Good-bye.</i>

1245
01:24:19,427 --> 01:24:22,590
I still can't get over it.
Charley, the father of twins.

1246
01:24:22,664 --> 01:24:25,258
Just think what he could have done
if he hadn't retired.