1 00:00:09,313 --> 00:00:12,360 ♪ 2 00:00:42,912 --> 00:00:47,264 [indistinct voices from TV] 3 00:00:47,308 --> 00:00:50,224 [muffled voices of a couple arguing upstairs] 4 00:00:57,144 --> 00:00:59,537 [shouting and crash] 5 00:00:59,581 --> 00:01:03,367 [male on TV] Welcome to the season finale of "Strangers in a Penthouse." 6 00:01:03,411 --> 00:01:08,198 Once there were ten, but now only Lexi and Tyler are left. 7 00:01:08,242 --> 00:01:10,505 Who will win the penthouse? 8 00:01:10,548 --> 00:01:13,160 The competition is fierce. 9 00:01:13,203 --> 00:01:15,466 It's not about the competition 10 00:01:15,510 --> 00:01:17,164 Tyler and I are in love! 11 00:01:20,384 --> 00:01:22,995 [Tyler] There aren't any losers in the game of love. 12 00:01:23,039 --> 00:01:25,476 Lexi and I are gonna be together forever. 13 00:01:28,175 --> 00:01:32,048 We're going to live together in the penthouse and make babies. 14 00:01:32,092 --> 00:01:35,834 We're live right now with America's favorite strangers, 15 00:01:35,878 --> 00:01:37,706 Tyler, 16 00:01:37,749 --> 00:01:39,490 and Lexi. 17 00:01:39,534 --> 00:01:42,580 You must feel like a king because you are a queen. 18 00:01:42,624 --> 00:01:45,322 I'm gonna tell you, you know, you got the-- 19 00:01:45,366 --> 00:01:48,673 Okay, so, there's only gonna be one stranger 20 00:01:48,717 --> 00:01:53,200 that's gonna get this beautiful penthouse. You dig? 21 00:01:53,243 --> 00:01:55,593 Are you ready? 22 00:01:55,637 --> 00:01:59,554 [suspenseful music] 23 00:02:02,296 --> 00:02:04,776 Lexi and Tyler, I will tell you now 24 00:02:04,820 --> 00:02:07,388 who the winner is of this great penthouse. 25 00:02:07,431 --> 00:02:08,824 [suspense music ends] 26 00:02:08,867 --> 00:02:10,956 You gotta be fucking kidding me, man. 27 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:12,654 [loud music] 28 00:02:12,697 --> 00:02:15,700 Congratulations, Tyler. How does it feel to win the penthouse? 29 00:02:24,622 --> 00:02:27,886 I don't know what to say. I'd like to thank my fans and Lexi. 30 00:02:27,930 --> 00:02:31,151 Hey, baby! Congratulations. 31 00:02:31,194 --> 00:02:35,546 Sorry I can't make it to the party tonight. I'm feeling a little, uh, 32 00:02:35,590 --> 00:02:37,679 [clears throat] a tickle in my throat. 33 00:02:37,722 --> 00:02:41,596 But I love you and I can't wait to start my life with you tomorrow. 34 00:02:41,639 --> 00:02:43,467 [Agent] You should get an agent now. 35 00:02:43,511 --> 00:02:45,208 Actually, I have an agent. 36 00:02:45,252 --> 00:02:47,515 That guy's a dick. You need to come with us. 37 00:02:47,558 --> 00:02:49,125 [Tyler] Your fly's open. 38 00:02:49,169 --> 00:02:51,301 Are you that reporter from Channel 5? 39 00:02:51,345 --> 00:02:52,476 Yes, I am. 40 00:02:52,520 --> 00:02:55,871 [Lexi, excited] Hi! It's me again! 41 00:02:55,914 --> 00:02:59,831 Calling to tell you that I love you and I was thinking about you. 42 00:02:59,875 --> 00:03:04,096 Call me when you get this. Bye. 43 00:03:04,140 --> 00:03:07,056 [intense music] 44 00:03:20,548 --> 00:03:23,290 [calling] 45 00:03:23,333 --> 00:03:24,465 [Erica] Kieran! 46 00:03:24,508 --> 00:03:25,944 Are you coming over? 47 00:03:25,988 --> 00:03:28,556 No, no. I'm at that, that thing for Tyler. 48 00:03:28,599 --> 00:03:31,994 It's, it's a pretty great party, if you-- 49 00:03:32,037 --> 00:03:33,300 Uh, uh. 50 00:03:33,343 --> 00:03:34,388 No? 51 00:03:34,431 --> 00:03:36,216 No, I'm brushing my cat. 52 00:03:36,259 --> 00:03:38,348 Okay. Yeah, no, I, I totally understand. 53 00:03:38,392 --> 00:03:41,003 That's, that's important, too. 54 00:03:41,046 --> 00:03:43,527 [intense music] 55 00:03:43,571 --> 00:03:47,575 [crash and female moaning] 56 00:03:52,319 --> 00:03:54,756 [slurring] I love you. 57 00:03:54,799 --> 00:03:57,715 I love you so much. 58 00:03:57,759 --> 00:04:00,501 I love you like a motherfucker. 59 00:04:00,544 --> 00:04:04,505 Just so much like a motherfucker. 60 00:04:06,420 --> 00:04:09,553 Who are you talking to? 61 00:04:09,597 --> 00:04:11,207 My agent. 62 00:04:11,251 --> 00:04:14,819 [Heath] Come on. We're just gonna go to my room. Come on. 63 00:04:14,863 --> 00:04:18,301 You're fucking Irish, dammit. You don't fucking pass out. 64 00:04:18,345 --> 00:04:22,871 Heath, did you hear that this means sex and this means lesbian sex? 65 00:04:22,914 --> 00:04:23,959 No, I didn't. 66 00:04:24,002 --> 00:04:24,916 What are you doing? 67 00:04:24,960 --> 00:04:26,483 Dealing with a situation! 68 00:04:26,527 --> 00:04:27,571 She's just resting! 69 00:04:27,615 --> 00:04:28,746 She overdosed on me. 70 00:04:28,790 --> 00:04:29,704 Let's go see Kieran. 71 00:04:33,360 --> 00:04:34,926 I don't fucking care. 72 00:04:34,970 --> 00:04:37,320 She's sleeping. She's sleeping. 73 00:04:37,364 --> 00:04:38,887 Thing's caught in her hair. 74 00:04:38,930 --> 00:04:40,454 [Tyler] You'll wake her up now. 75 00:04:40,497 --> 00:04:42,934 I've been trying to wake her up for a fucking hour. 76 00:04:42,978 --> 00:04:46,938 [Heath] I just don't get it. Why is Bambi only a stripper's name? 77 00:04:46,982 --> 00:04:49,941 I mean, originally, Bambi was a bad ass boy deer's name. 78 00:04:49,985 --> 00:04:54,163 I want a name like fucking kid Bambi I can't see why I can't. 79 00:04:54,206 --> 00:04:55,904 [Tyler] How is Bambi a bad ass? 80 00:04:55,947 --> 00:04:57,949 Bambi was a bad ass, dude. 81 00:04:57,993 --> 00:04:59,734 [Tyler] How have you been, man? 82 00:04:59,777 --> 00:05:02,302 I've been great. Wow! 83 00:05:02,345 --> 00:05:03,955 Yeah? Huh? What did I tell ya? 84 00:05:03,999 --> 00:05:05,740 It's amazing. 85 00:05:05,783 --> 00:05:08,308 Uh, are you still with, uh. 86 00:05:08,351 --> 00:05:09,396 Erica. 87 00:05:09,439 --> 00:05:10,875 Erica! Yeah. 88 00:05:10,919 --> 00:05:12,573 Dude. 89 00:05:12,616 --> 00:05:15,315 [Tyler]: We got this chick, fucking hot, Filipina, big tits. 90 00:05:15,358 --> 00:05:17,404 Nice little ass, tanned, smooth, smooth. 91 00:05:17,447 --> 00:05:19,754 [Heath] And she'll lick your balls, man. 92 00:05:19,797 --> 00:05:20,972 First date. First date. 93 00:05:21,016 --> 00:05:22,931 I'm, I, Erica and I are still together. 94 00:05:22,974 --> 00:05:24,106 You sure? 95 00:05:24,149 --> 00:05:25,281 Yes. 96 00:05:25,325 --> 00:05:27,370 But she'll lick your balls. 97 00:05:27,414 --> 00:05:29,416 [Tyler] You said you'd break up with her. Didn't he? 98 00:05:29,459 --> 00:05:30,591 [Heath] Yeah. 99 00:05:31,548 --> 00:05:32,984 I tried. 100 00:05:33,028 --> 00:05:34,551 Bullshit. 101 00:05:34,595 --> 00:05:36,945 Bullshit. You know what? Tonight, forget it. 102 00:05:36,988 --> 00:05:39,208 Forget it. Look at this. Huh? 103 00:05:39,251 --> 00:05:41,776 [Tyler] What did I tell you guys in high school? 104 00:05:41,819 --> 00:05:44,344 I'm gonna be famous. I'm gonna make it. Did I not? 105 00:05:44,387 --> 00:05:45,997 You did. 106 00:05:46,041 --> 00:05:48,043 Guess who has a surprise for the boys? 107 00:05:51,699 --> 00:05:54,528 Can we, uh, can we slow down, you think? 108 00:05:54,571 --> 00:05:58,749 Moving into that penthouse is just a way of avoiding your potential. 109 00:05:58,793 --> 00:06:02,927 [Erica] There's no way you can excel in your life if you live with Heath and Tyler. 110 00:06:02,971 --> 00:06:07,671 [Kieran] I'll be able to focus on my writing. I won't be sweating a rent every month. 111 00:06:07,715 --> 00:06:09,847 How are you hiking in those boots? 112 00:06:09,891 --> 00:06:13,895 [Erica] I'm sure there won't be any whorish slutty drunken chick parties either. 113 00:06:13,938 --> 00:06:16,245 You make it sound like I'm moving in with Hugh Hefner. 114 00:06:16,288 --> 00:06:18,073 I make it sound like you're moving in with Tyler. 115 00:06:18,116 --> 00:06:19,291 You're being-- 116 00:06:21,206 --> 00:06:24,514 I want my boyfriend to focus on his future not recapturing his past. 117 00:06:24,558 --> 00:06:26,908 You'll be in a condescential lost cause. 118 00:06:26,951 --> 00:06:27,952 That is not a word. 119 00:06:27,996 --> 00:06:29,693 Yes it is! 120 00:06:29,737 --> 00:06:32,130 [Kieran] You can't make up-- English-- 121 00:06:32,174 --> 00:06:34,306 Can you please slow down? 122 00:06:34,350 --> 00:06:37,919 If you can't keep up with me now, how will you keep up with me in 50 years? 123 00:06:37,962 --> 00:06:39,877 50 years? 124 00:06:39,921 --> 00:06:41,749 What? You just said--- 125 00:06:41,792 --> 00:06:43,403 No. You said I-- 126 00:06:43,446 --> 00:06:46,406 Are you-- [sighs] I'm thinking-- What I'm trying to say-- 127 00:06:46,449 --> 00:06:49,147 That we should get out of here before the coyotes come? 128 00:06:49,191 --> 00:06:51,933 No, I'm not-- There are no coyotes here. That's crazy. 129 00:06:51,976 --> 00:06:54,718 I'm trying to-- Listen. 130 00:06:54,762 --> 00:06:57,678 Maybe we should take a couple of steps back. 131 00:06:59,157 --> 00:07:01,072 What the fuck does that mean? 132 00:07:03,118 --> 00:07:04,859 Okay. [sighs] 133 00:07:04,902 --> 00:07:07,949 It means I'm-- 134 00:07:07,992 --> 00:07:11,431 I'm just thinking maybe we-- 135 00:07:11,474 --> 00:07:13,302 I'm trying-- 136 00:07:14,999 --> 00:07:17,654 Fuck. Okay. 137 00:07:20,614 --> 00:07:22,964 [Kieran panting] 138 00:07:23,007 --> 00:07:25,836 Oh. Oh. 139 00:07:29,797 --> 00:07:32,190 So? How was our time apart? 140 00:07:32,234 --> 00:07:34,715 [panting] It was horrible. [distant coyote] 141 00:07:43,332 --> 00:07:48,337 [playful music] 142 00:07:57,346 --> 00:07:59,174 Hey, Lexi! 143 00:07:59,217 --> 00:08:03,134 Kieran, hey! God there was something I wanted to tell you. 144 00:08:03,178 --> 00:08:05,963 What was it? Oh, yeah! 145 00:08:06,007 --> 00:08:07,791 Go fuck yourself! 146 00:08:16,931 --> 00:08:20,674 Hey, I, uh, ran into Lexi in the hall. 147 00:08:20,717 --> 00:08:24,329 Yeah, she seems to be having trouble revising our moving situation. 148 00:08:24,373 --> 00:08:26,418 Bros before hoes. 149 00:08:26,462 --> 00:08:28,159 She'll come around. 150 00:08:28,203 --> 00:08:31,467 [Kieran] What? Wait. You didn't tell her that we were moving in? 151 00:08:34,078 --> 00:08:36,124 Ugh! 152 00:08:58,799 --> 00:09:00,670 This place is pretty sweet, right? 153 00:09:00,714 --> 00:09:02,672 It's perfect. 154 00:09:02,716 --> 00:09:05,022 Honest, Tyler. I don't know what to say. 155 00:09:05,066 --> 00:09:06,937 Fuck you, man. Don't say nothing. 156 00:09:06,981 --> 00:09:09,461 What kind of schmuck doesn't take care of his boys? 157 00:09:09,505 --> 00:09:11,768 This is gonna be like old times! 158 00:09:11,812 --> 00:09:13,553 [loud music] 159 00:09:16,251 --> 00:09:18,819 [Tyler] This DJ fucking sucks. 160 00:09:24,607 --> 00:09:26,783 Come on. 161 00:09:37,838 --> 00:09:39,883 [Tyler] ...there's two on yours and I'm getting his shit. 162 00:09:39,927 --> 00:09:42,886 I'll be back. 163 00:09:42,930 --> 00:09:45,976 Dude! Bro! 164 00:09:46,020 --> 00:09:47,369 What the shit, man! 165 00:09:47,412 --> 00:09:51,068 Long time no see, bro! This place is awesome! 166 00:09:51,112 --> 00:09:53,723 Oh. Who's that? 167 00:09:53,767 --> 00:09:55,203 That's uh, Tyler's sister. 168 00:09:55,246 --> 00:09:57,901 Oh. That's tough to look at, bro. 169 00:09:57,945 --> 00:09:59,816 So anyway, I heard you made it, man. 170 00:09:59,860 --> 00:10:02,819 I heard you had that story published about that gopher. 171 00:10:02,863 --> 00:10:06,388 Yeah. Well, it really wasn't about a gopher. 172 00:10:06,431 --> 00:10:07,476 That's crazy, man. 173 00:10:07,519 --> 00:10:09,304 It's more like adventure--- 174 00:10:09,347 --> 00:10:10,697 That's crazy. 175 00:10:10,740 --> 00:10:12,089 Yeah. 176 00:10:12,133 --> 00:10:14,439 Writing music reviews for Rolling Stone? 177 00:10:14,483 --> 00:10:16,746 That is cool, man. 178 00:10:16,790 --> 00:10:20,924 Yo man, see that guy over there? I fucking pissed in his Seven Up. 179 00:10:20,968 --> 00:10:23,535 I pissed in his fucking Seven Up. 180 00:10:25,886 --> 00:10:27,452 Anyway, dude. I gotta go, man. 181 00:10:27,496 --> 00:10:28,845 Alright. Go for it. Oh! 182 00:10:28,889 --> 00:10:29,977 I got it. 183 00:10:30,020 --> 00:10:30,934 You okay? You got it. 184 00:10:30,978 --> 00:10:32,196 Call me, alright? 185 00:10:32,240 --> 00:10:33,067 You got it. 186 00:10:36,070 --> 00:10:38,550 [ringing] 187 00:10:41,728 --> 00:10:45,949 [Kieran] Hey. Yeah. No, they're, uh, having a party. Hold on. 188 00:10:45,993 --> 00:10:50,867 I mean, a doctor. Wow. So you must be like really smart. 189 00:10:50,911 --> 00:10:52,826 Big brain. 190 00:10:55,524 --> 00:10:58,266 [Kieran] Hey. Sorry, Erica. It's, uh-- 191 00:10:58,309 --> 00:11:00,921 It's a pretty crazy party. What's going on? 192 00:11:00,964 --> 00:11:03,140 [Erica] I think it's time we moved in together. 193 00:11:05,708 --> 00:11:09,799 Listen, uh, I got to go make a quick diagnosis. I'll see you in a little bit. 194 00:11:09,843 --> 00:11:12,236 Have a drink but don't drink too much. 195 00:11:18,112 --> 00:11:20,984 [Erica] You have nothing to say to that? Nothing at all? 196 00:11:21,028 --> 00:11:23,204 No. No. No. I do. 197 00:11:23,247 --> 00:11:25,423 I'm just-- 198 00:11:27,034 --> 00:11:28,949 Oh, my God. Tyler, 199 00:11:28,992 --> 00:11:31,952 he just took the fire extinguisher and he's like spraying everything. 200 00:11:31,995 --> 00:11:33,867 Let me call you right back, okay? 201 00:11:36,783 --> 00:11:39,307 What's up? Erica not taking the break up so well? 202 00:11:39,350 --> 00:11:41,352 No. She's loving it, Heath. Thanks. 203 00:11:42,571 --> 00:11:44,704 Ah, there you are. 204 00:11:44,747 --> 00:11:47,532 I knew you were gonna be a pussy and not drink with us today 205 00:11:47,576 --> 00:11:49,360 so I need a big favor from you. Okay? 206 00:11:49,404 --> 00:11:52,059 My sister is at this bar across the street from LAX. 207 00:11:52,102 --> 00:11:53,887 Your sister? What's she doing here? 208 00:11:53,930 --> 00:11:56,324 She came to visit her famous brother. 209 00:11:56,367 --> 00:11:58,892 You're sitting here worrying about that bitch. 210 00:11:58,935 --> 00:12:01,546 You're depressing everybody. Just go, get my sister, 211 00:12:01,590 --> 00:12:03,287 grab a drink and come back. Okay? 212 00:12:03,331 --> 00:12:05,115 Go. Go. Go. 213 00:12:09,946 --> 00:12:13,080 [rock music] 214 00:12:14,908 --> 00:12:17,301 [sound of jet] 215 00:12:19,956 --> 00:12:23,743 [Kieran] I know, I'm sorry, Erica. 216 00:12:23,786 --> 00:12:25,309 I just wanted a beer. 217 00:12:27,050 --> 00:12:30,793 Um. No, I was caught by surprise, you know? 218 00:12:32,186 --> 00:12:36,756 Yeah. I'm ready to move forward, too. 219 00:12:36,799 --> 00:12:38,975 [Kieran] No, I can't come over right now. 220 00:12:39,019 --> 00:12:41,891 I'm gonna pick up Tyler's little sister. 221 00:12:41,935 --> 00:12:44,285 [chuckles] Relax. 222 00:12:44,328 --> 00:12:47,462 She's like, she's totally awkward and boyish. 223 00:12:47,505 --> 00:12:50,030 Yeah. I-- 224 00:12:51,945 --> 00:12:54,904 Oh, shit. You know what? I gotta go. 225 00:12:54,948 --> 00:12:56,863 Yeah. Bye. 226 00:12:56,906 --> 00:12:58,778 Hey! Trista! 227 00:12:58,821 --> 00:13:00,910 [male voice] That'll be 13 dollars, sir. 228 00:13:00,954 --> 00:13:02,912 13-- I didn't even-- Okay. 229 00:13:06,350 --> 00:13:08,135 Just-- Can you run that quickly? 230 00:13:08,178 --> 00:13:09,440 Debit or credit? 231 00:13:09,484 --> 00:13:11,268 Credit. 232 00:13:11,312 --> 00:13:13,531 [sighs] 233 00:13:13,575 --> 00:13:18,667 [whistles] "Awkward and boyish." Not a very nice way to talk about someone. 234 00:13:18,710 --> 00:13:22,366 Uh, I didn't really mean it. She's-- 235 00:13:23,411 --> 00:13:26,544 It's my best friend's kid sister and I-- 236 00:13:26,588 --> 00:13:29,243 I just haven't seen her in a long time. 237 00:13:29,286 --> 00:13:31,288 Maybe she's changed, huh? 238 00:13:31,332 --> 00:13:33,725 Huh? Didn't really look like it. 239 00:13:33,769 --> 00:13:35,902 Thank you very much. 240 00:13:35,945 --> 00:13:37,294 Okay. Thank you, too. 241 00:13:41,690 --> 00:13:43,648 Well, gotta run. Make the peace. 242 00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:47,130 Do you? Maybe you could have your friend pick up the kid 243 00:13:47,174 --> 00:13:48,871 and you and I can get out of here? 244 00:13:48,915 --> 00:13:51,134 You don't know my friend. 245 00:13:51,178 --> 00:13:54,007 Wait. Wait. What did you say? 246 00:13:54,050 --> 00:13:58,315 At the Downtown Standard. Maybe, uh, order room service. 247 00:14:00,622 --> 00:14:03,668 Are you-- What-- 248 00:14:03,712 --> 00:14:06,889 That's, uh-- That's interesting. 249 00:14:06,933 --> 00:14:09,674 A bath could be involved. 250 00:14:09,718 --> 00:14:11,894 You want to take a bath? 251 00:14:11,938 --> 00:14:13,156 You want to join me? 252 00:14:13,200 --> 00:14:15,593 You don't even know me. Are you-- 253 00:14:21,121 --> 00:14:23,950 [laughs playfully] 254 00:14:23,993 --> 00:14:26,735 Hi, Kieran. [keeps laughing] 255 00:14:26,778 --> 00:14:28,084 That, that sucked. 256 00:14:28,128 --> 00:14:30,957 That was mean, that was just downright mean. 257 00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:33,873 "Awkward and boyish?" Jeez, thanks a lot. 258 00:14:33,916 --> 00:14:34,961 I'm sorry. 259 00:14:35,004 --> 00:14:36,701 But you look great, by the way. 260 00:14:36,745 --> 00:14:39,922 Thanks. So do you. Wow. You've changed. 261 00:14:39,966 --> 00:14:43,186 What's it like living with my brother? 262 00:14:43,230 --> 00:14:47,060 It's, [sighs] uh, it's an adventure. 263 00:14:47,103 --> 00:14:49,366 [loud music] 264 00:14:53,936 --> 00:14:56,896 [crying] 265 00:15:08,951 --> 00:15:11,519 Hey, Heath. Seen my brother? 266 00:15:11,562 --> 00:15:13,042 Uh, no. 267 00:15:13,086 --> 00:15:15,784 He should be here somewhere. 268 00:15:16,828 --> 00:15:18,874 [Trista] Tyler. 269 00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:22,051 Oh, I know that voice. Ah, how's my little sister, my best friend. 270 00:15:22,095 --> 00:15:23,923 How's my little sister? 271 00:15:23,966 --> 00:15:26,751 Sorry, I spilled some Champagne and shit from some girl. 272 00:15:26,795 --> 00:15:28,753 Lovely, really seems to agree with you. 273 00:15:28,797 --> 00:15:30,277 Looking good, huh? 274 00:15:30,320 --> 00:15:32,888 What do you think of the place? Pretty nice, huh? 275 00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:35,630 Yeah. Strangely familiar. So is there a room for me? 276 00:15:35,673 --> 00:15:39,547 Of course there's room for you, my sister. I've got room for my little sister. 277 00:15:39,590 --> 00:15:44,465 [female] Oh, hi. Oh, you're pretty. 278 00:15:46,336 --> 00:15:47,903 She's pretty. 279 00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:48,904 You want to play with me? 280 00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:51,646 Please, stop. Oh, no, no, no. 281 00:15:58,348 --> 00:16:02,439 You like it? It's slutty, right? 282 00:16:02,483 --> 00:16:05,921 We gotta go. We parked in a construction zone. 283 00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:08,097 Don't worry about it, I'll take care of it. 284 00:16:08,141 --> 00:16:09,142 How? 285 00:16:09,185 --> 00:16:10,360 I'm a doctor. 286 00:16:10,404 --> 00:16:12,058 So how's Mom and Dad? 287 00:16:12,101 --> 00:16:16,062 In a state of shock. They caught a few episodes. 288 00:16:16,105 --> 00:16:18,020 Like most of that didn't even happen, 289 00:16:18,064 --> 00:16:20,805 because they, like, edited and stuff. 290 00:16:20,849 --> 00:16:24,505 So, they-- That's my friend, Glen. 291 00:16:27,899 --> 00:16:29,945 Okay, uh-- 292 00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:33,644 I think your room's this way. Let's make sure it's okay. 293 00:16:35,472 --> 00:16:38,606 Wait here, okay? I'm gonna fix everything. Alright? 294 00:16:38,649 --> 00:16:40,216 I'll be right back. Hold on. 295 00:16:46,918 --> 00:16:49,008 [playful music] 296 00:17:33,356 --> 00:17:35,880 [music in headphones] 297 00:17:35,924 --> 00:17:40,494 [coughs] Fuck. 298 00:17:40,537 --> 00:17:43,845 Fucking head's gonna explode. 299 00:17:43,888 --> 00:17:47,240 What's another word for suicide inducingly boring? 300 00:17:47,283 --> 00:17:48,980 Erica? 301 00:17:50,982 --> 00:17:54,986 [chuckles] Hey, so, uh, you still reviewing Muzak? 302 00:17:55,030 --> 00:17:57,859 Yeah. Unless you can pay me for my novel. 303 00:17:57,902 --> 00:17:59,687 What's it about? 304 00:17:59,730 --> 00:18:04,126 Uh, that's, uh, [sighs] that's always such a tough question. 305 00:18:04,170 --> 00:18:07,477 It's a tough question because he hasn't fucking started it yet. 306 00:18:07,521 --> 00:18:08,957 [Tyler] You're gonna wear out that finger, buddy. 307 00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:11,351 Speaking of-- Did you hook up last night? 308 00:18:11,394 --> 00:18:14,267 I hooked up last night. Yeah, I hooked up. What about you? 309 00:18:14,310 --> 00:18:16,573 Or did they pass out on you again? 310 00:18:16,617 --> 00:18:21,491 [Heath] No, I exhausted myself moving the construction equipment upstairs. 311 00:18:21,535 --> 00:18:23,232 I think they had fun with themselves. 312 00:18:23,276 --> 00:18:26,322 Yeah? Aren't you sweet? What did I tell you? Pace, pace, pace. 313 00:18:26,366 --> 00:18:30,152 [Tyler] How about you? First night, single man, get a little--? [whistles] 314 00:18:30,196 --> 00:18:31,893 He probably fucked your sister. 315 00:18:31,936 --> 00:18:33,286 That's not funny. 316 00:18:33,329 --> 00:18:35,070 Dude. I-- You know, I-- 317 00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:38,334 When you start a sentence with "dude" you say something stupid. 318 00:18:38,378 --> 00:18:39,422 I tried. 319 00:18:39,466 --> 00:18:40,554 To fuck his sister? 320 00:18:40,597 --> 00:18:41,903 Dude! That's not funny. 321 00:18:41,946 --> 00:18:42,817 Yes, it is. 322 00:18:42,860 --> 00:18:43,948 Seriously. 323 00:18:43,992 --> 00:18:45,907 Whatever. 324 00:18:45,950 --> 00:18:48,083 [Tyler] We should focus on Kieran, poor guy. 325 00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:50,868 How are you feeling, buddy? Are things okay? 326 00:18:52,914 --> 00:18:55,395 You did break up with her, right? 327 00:18:55,438 --> 00:18:59,138 Well, yeah, I mean, I said that we should take a couple of steps back. 328 00:18:59,181 --> 00:19:00,965 Yeah. What the hell does that mean? 329 00:19:01,009 --> 00:19:02,880 It means he's stuck in a Paula Abdul song. 330 00:19:02,924 --> 00:19:05,535 No. It means that I'm just trying to let her down easy. 331 00:19:05,579 --> 00:19:07,276 You cannot let a girl down easy. 332 00:19:07,320 --> 00:19:11,106 Man, she doesn't care. She's gonna dominate you, bro. 333 00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:12,890 She doesn't give a shit about you, 334 00:19:12,934 --> 00:19:15,241 they only want to be better than other girls. 335 00:19:15,284 --> 00:19:16,851 You got an exit strategy, pal? 336 00:19:16,894 --> 00:19:18,983 What is your exit strategy? Come on. 337 00:19:19,027 --> 00:19:21,508 Well, I, I think we're going to move in together. 338 00:19:24,685 --> 00:19:26,121 Jesus. 339 00:19:28,863 --> 00:19:30,908 Let me get this straight. She'll let you break up with her 340 00:19:30,952 --> 00:19:32,475 as long as you move in together? 341 00:19:32,519 --> 00:19:35,217 Yeah, if you put it like that, it sounds pretty stupid. 342 00:19:35,261 --> 00:19:36,914 It sounds stupid either way. 343 00:19:36,958 --> 00:19:38,002 No, it doesn't-- 344 00:19:38,046 --> 00:19:39,482 Yeah, it does. 345 00:19:39,526 --> 00:19:41,702 It makes sense when she explains it. 346 00:19:41,745 --> 00:19:43,791 Of course it does. 347 00:19:43,834 --> 00:19:47,490 She doesn't hear the same rules of engagement as you, she's a fucking woman! 348 00:19:47,534 --> 00:19:48,665 I'm just going to punch you. 349 00:19:48,709 --> 00:19:50,276 Are you kidding me? 350 00:19:50,319 --> 00:19:51,799 I'll punch you in the face. 351 00:19:51,842 --> 00:19:52,887 Dude-- 352 00:19:52,930 --> 00:19:54,889 No. Don't dude me. 353 00:19:54,932 --> 00:19:57,848 Look, I just think I want to take a shot at this thing. 354 00:19:57,892 --> 00:19:59,676 You moved in one day ago, bro! 355 00:19:59,720 --> 00:20:03,114 I know, but I feel this is a step forward for us. 356 00:20:03,158 --> 00:20:06,030 So you're moving in together. That's how you're breaking up with each other? 357 00:20:06,074 --> 00:20:07,858 What are you? Fucking retarded? 358 00:20:07,902 --> 00:20:11,297 I know we had this whole plan of moving in together and being single 359 00:20:11,340 --> 00:20:13,299 and that sounds really great in theory 360 00:20:13,342 --> 00:20:16,345 but I'm not gonna get any writing done. 361 00:20:16,389 --> 00:20:19,348 If I don't buckle down with Erica, what's gonna happen? 362 00:20:19,392 --> 00:20:23,178 I might end up being alone and I want a life. 363 00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:27,269 Yeah? You are one brainwashed son of a bitch! 364 00:20:27,313 --> 00:20:28,705 Look! This is a life! 365 00:20:29,837 --> 00:20:34,798 [Tyler] This is a beautiful, as seen on TV, life. 366 00:20:34,842 --> 00:20:36,800 Just because you're 28 years old-- 367 00:20:36,844 --> 00:20:38,324 30. 368 00:20:39,847 --> 00:20:41,022 I'm 29. 369 00:20:42,719 --> 00:20:44,895 I'm 29 years old. 370 00:20:44,939 --> 00:20:47,115 [Trista] Hey, guys. 371 00:20:47,158 --> 00:20:49,900 What did I miss? It sounds deep. 372 00:20:49,944 --> 00:20:52,860 [Heath] We were just discussing the appropriate conduct 373 00:20:52,903 --> 00:20:55,079 of a 21st century relationship. 374 00:20:55,123 --> 00:20:56,777 [Kieran] I got work to do. 375 00:20:56,820 --> 00:20:57,908 Pretty interesting. 376 00:20:57,952 --> 00:21:00,520 I'm 29. You know I'm 29. Am I not 29? 377 00:21:06,308 --> 00:21:08,702 There was a mistake on my birth certificate. 378 00:21:08,745 --> 00:21:10,399 Ask mom! 379 00:21:10,443 --> 00:21:14,882 Wow, So, uh-- 380 00:21:14,925 --> 00:21:18,668 Bloody Mary? [whispering] I make them really spicy. 381 00:21:18,712 --> 00:21:21,323 [playful music] 382 00:21:21,367 --> 00:21:24,935 [Harry] So? How's the writing? 383 00:21:24,979 --> 00:21:27,808 Great. Good. Wow. 384 00:21:27,851 --> 00:21:29,897 Yeah, no, it, it-- 385 00:21:29,940 --> 00:21:32,465 It couldn't be, uh, 386 00:21:32,508 --> 00:21:34,815 How are things with you? 387 00:21:38,340 --> 00:21:41,343 My wife just left me. 388 00:21:41,387 --> 00:21:42,866 Oh, no. 389 00:21:42,910 --> 00:21:44,955 [quivering voice] She took my dogs. 390 00:21:44,999 --> 00:21:46,261 I'm sorry. 391 00:21:46,305 --> 00:21:48,916 She took my dog's life. 392 00:21:48,959 --> 00:21:50,352 [suspense music] Wow. 393 00:21:50,396 --> 00:21:53,703 I got home and there was blood everywhere. 394 00:21:53,747 --> 00:21:58,099 She decorated the den with Poochie's intestines. 395 00:21:58,142 --> 00:22:01,842 Like garland around a Christmas tree. 396 00:22:01,885 --> 00:22:05,933 [suspense music and ominous drone] Ha. 397 00:22:05,976 --> 00:22:08,718 I took care of her. 398 00:22:11,939 --> 00:22:15,464 [chuckles] Kieran, you're so gullible! 399 00:22:15,508 --> 00:22:18,641 [chuckles] I-- Well-- 400 00:22:18,685 --> 00:22:20,861 Why would you say those things? 401 00:22:20,904 --> 00:22:23,342 Because you just lied to me! 402 00:22:23,385 --> 00:22:26,823 You told me everything's "Wow." I haven't seen dick from you in months. 403 00:22:26,867 --> 00:22:28,259 Okay. 404 00:22:28,303 --> 00:22:31,350 Put your fiction on a page. 405 00:22:31,393 --> 00:22:33,830 Don't spit it at my face 406 00:22:33,874 --> 00:22:35,354 and expect me to lick it up. 407 00:22:35,397 --> 00:22:38,008 Okay. I see your point. 408 00:22:38,052 --> 00:22:38,966 You really see my point? 409 00:22:39,009 --> 00:22:40,054 Yes. I do. 410 00:22:45,538 --> 00:22:46,887 [suspense music] Do you? 411 00:22:46,930 --> 00:22:47,931 Yeah. 412 00:22:47,975 --> 00:22:50,456 Do you want to see my point closer? 413 00:22:50,499 --> 00:22:52,849 I, I, I got it. 414 00:22:52,893 --> 00:22:54,721 [suspense music intensifies] 415 00:22:54,764 --> 00:22:56,940 Okay, okay. Yeah. No. 416 00:22:56,984 --> 00:22:59,116 [playful music] 417 00:22:59,160 --> 00:23:00,857 [Harry chuckles] 418 00:23:00,901 --> 00:23:04,513 See? That's what I love about you. You're so gullible. 419 00:23:04,557 --> 00:23:06,863 [chuckling] Go on. Get out of here. 420 00:23:06,907 --> 00:23:08,778 Go write me something brilliant. 421 00:23:08,822 --> 00:23:10,519 You got it. 422 00:23:22,923 --> 00:23:24,881 [chuckling] Look at that mouse. 423 00:23:24,925 --> 00:23:27,884 You're an idiot. That Lexi was fucking hot. 424 00:23:27,928 --> 00:23:29,712 Shut up, man. 425 00:23:29,756 --> 00:23:31,540 This is a reality show. 426 00:23:31,584 --> 00:23:34,848 She hasn't called me one time since I let you guys moved in here. 427 00:23:34,891 --> 00:23:36,284 It's reality. 428 00:23:36,327 --> 00:23:38,155 It shows what her real motives were. 429 00:23:38,199 --> 00:23:39,896 Whatever. She's fucking hot. 430 00:23:39,940 --> 00:23:41,855 What about this girl? You think she's hot? 431 00:23:41,898 --> 00:23:44,684 Yeah. I do. 432 00:23:44,727 --> 00:23:47,251 No, that's a tranny. 433 00:23:47,295 --> 00:23:49,471 [growling] I'm not good at this. 434 00:23:49,515 --> 00:23:53,432 some people like trannies, my friend, apparently you're one of them. 435 00:23:53,475 --> 00:23:56,522 Whatever. So what are we gonna do about Kieran? 436 00:23:56,565 --> 00:23:59,263 We can't let him move in with that bitch. 437 00:23:59,307 --> 00:24:03,093 You gotta use that doctor's brain of yours and help me figure something out. 438 00:24:03,137 --> 00:24:04,834 I have one idea. 439 00:24:04,878 --> 00:24:06,488 What is it? 440 00:24:06,532 --> 00:24:10,274 [chuckling] We arrange for him to get laid. 441 00:24:10,318 --> 00:24:13,756 And then we throw it up on Youtube and then call her up and tell her. 442 00:24:13,800 --> 00:24:15,584 I like that one. We can get some girls 443 00:24:15,628 --> 00:24:17,804 we can throw a party, get him all fucked up 444 00:24:17,847 --> 00:24:21,503 tell them that Kieran has this huge cock, well, no one would believe that. 445 00:24:21,547 --> 00:24:24,027 We'll say he's a billionaire. Bitches love money. 446 00:24:24,071 --> 00:24:26,073 I like it. I'm getting some ideas here. 447 00:24:26,116 --> 00:24:29,946 I'm gonna go round up some sluts and go see my agent. 448 00:24:29,990 --> 00:24:33,602 And uh, you may be sporting some wood there, tranny lover. 449 00:24:39,869 --> 00:24:42,306 [female voice on phone] Good morning. Can I help you? 450 00:24:42,350 --> 00:24:44,874 Hey, it's That Tyler. Is Doug there? 451 00:24:44,918 --> 00:24:47,616 One second, please. I have That Tyler on line 2. 452 00:24:47,660 --> 00:24:49,096 Oh, put him through, please. 453 00:24:49,139 --> 00:24:50,880 [Doug] Big T! 454 00:24:50,924 --> 00:24:54,536 Hey, uh, I'm not feeling so well. I'm not gonna make it in today. 455 00:24:54,580 --> 00:24:57,104 [coughs] I feel like this tickle in my throat. 456 00:24:57,147 --> 00:25:00,716 You want an ambulance? Lucy, get an ambulance. No, I'm just kidding, 457 00:25:00,760 --> 00:25:03,806 no, but I've got very big words for you today, Buzz McManus! 458 00:25:03,850 --> 00:25:05,939 Buzz McManus, ladies and gentlemen! 459 00:25:05,982 --> 00:25:07,810 Okay. Who's that? 460 00:25:07,854 --> 00:25:10,813 Oh, my God. Is 2 plus 2 not equal to 22 in your beautiful brain? 461 00:25:10,857 --> 00:25:12,946 I'm kidding, you're smart. Seriously, 462 00:25:12,989 --> 00:25:16,123 Buzz McManus is the gatekeeper to your celebrity, dumb babe. 463 00:25:16,166 --> 00:25:18,473 He'll make it happen for you. 464 00:25:18,517 --> 00:25:20,736 Isn't he the dickhead on MTV? 465 00:25:20,780 --> 00:25:23,609 No, no, but he's similar. In fact, he's better. Okay? 466 00:25:23,652 --> 00:25:26,525 And he's going to give you a private show at the penthouse 467 00:25:26,568 --> 00:25:29,353 to announce the autobiography, the book signing, 468 00:25:29,397 --> 00:25:32,052 and season one DVD of "Strangers." 469 00:25:32,095 --> 00:25:34,097 What else you got for me? 470 00:25:34,141 --> 00:25:38,493 How about a few swanky appearances? Ever heard of Putas Locas before? 471 00:25:38,537 --> 00:25:40,147 Pu, pu, puro what? 472 00:25:40,190 --> 00:25:42,149 I don't speak Spanish either. 473 00:25:42,192 --> 00:25:45,631 But they've heard of you. They want you to come down, grab a camcorder, 474 00:25:45,674 --> 00:25:48,634 maybe get girls to take their blouses off, sign autographs 475 00:25:48,677 --> 00:25:51,550 maybe sign tits, if I could have your life for one minute, 476 00:25:51,593 --> 00:25:53,856 I'd pound it to myself in the mirror everyday. 477 00:25:53,900 --> 00:25:56,467 I mean, not that I don't do that anyway. 478 00:25:56,511 --> 00:26:00,863 Okay. Can you find something good for me, like maybe a pilot? 479 00:26:00,907 --> 00:26:04,780 I mean, I have talent. Uh, maybe something on MTV, 480 00:26:04,824 --> 00:26:10,090 maybe a VH1 reality show, a celebrity rehab 101, something classy. 481 00:26:10,133 --> 00:26:12,658 Right, right, I mean, I see where you're driving 482 00:26:12,701 --> 00:26:16,313 I do, but it's pitch black and you got a busted headlight. 483 00:26:16,357 --> 00:26:18,228 Uh, can you just talk normal? 484 00:26:18,272 --> 00:26:21,275 You have to crawl before you walk, Tyler. 485 00:26:21,318 --> 00:26:24,800 [sighs and hangs up] 486 00:26:24,844 --> 00:26:28,021 I can't wait until you meet my mom tonight. 487 00:26:28,064 --> 00:26:30,110 It's gonna be so much fun. 488 00:26:30,153 --> 00:26:31,764 Tonight? 489 00:26:31,807 --> 00:26:32,634 Yeah! 490 00:26:32,678 --> 00:26:33,983 Remember? 491 00:26:34,027 --> 00:26:35,811 We have reservations. 492 00:26:38,118 --> 00:26:42,296 Hey! Is this Mandy or is this Sandy? 493 00:26:42,339 --> 00:26:44,907 [chuckles] No, it's Tyler. 494 00:26:44,951 --> 00:26:45,778 Are you serious? 495 00:26:45,821 --> 00:26:47,649 Yeah, no, it's ball party. 496 00:26:47,693 --> 00:26:50,130 [whispering] No, no, I'm just on the phone-- 497 00:26:50,173 --> 00:26:52,915 Uh. No, no. That'll be-- That's my cousin. 498 00:26:52,959 --> 00:26:53,786 You're so rude! 499 00:27:11,804 --> 00:27:13,588 [Heath] Doctor Bellotti's office? 500 00:27:24,251 --> 00:27:26,819 Boss's daughter is pretty hot. 501 00:27:28,734 --> 00:27:30,910 Actually, that's the boss. 502 00:27:30,953 --> 00:27:34,087 Hi, doctor Bellotti. 503 00:27:34,130 --> 00:27:36,306 Have a seat. Glad to meet you. 504 00:27:36,350 --> 00:27:39,005 Uh, you, you can just call me Heath. 505 00:27:39,048 --> 00:27:40,833 I've never had a male nurse before. 506 00:27:40,876 --> 00:27:42,878 I've never been a male nurse before. 507 00:27:42,922 --> 00:27:45,838 Just so you know, I tried to have you reassigned elsewhere 508 00:27:45,881 --> 00:27:47,535 based on your lack of experience 509 00:27:47,578 --> 00:27:49,972 but the administration said it was you or no one 510 00:27:50,016 --> 00:27:52,192 and I need the nurse power so here you are. 511 00:27:52,235 --> 00:27:54,150 Thanks for the vote of confidence. 512 00:27:54,194 --> 00:27:56,109 Do you know anything about children? 513 00:27:56,152 --> 00:27:59,460 I know to wrap it up. 514 00:27:59,503 --> 00:28:00,591 Joke. 515 00:28:02,942 --> 00:28:06,728 I'm gonna tell you now because I don't want to get sued. 516 00:28:06,772 --> 00:28:10,776 I always take my new nurses out to lunch to get to know them on a personal level. 517 00:28:10,819 --> 00:28:14,649 So I will extend the invitation to you and if you choose not to accept 518 00:28:14,693 --> 00:28:17,783 I won't be particularly crushed if you catch my meaning. 519 00:28:17,826 --> 00:28:21,874 As long as we go somewhere that serves lobster, I'm there. 520 00:28:24,050 --> 00:28:26,835 That's the look that says "You must be joking." 521 00:28:26,879 --> 00:28:27,923 I am joking. 522 00:28:27,967 --> 00:28:29,098 Good. 523 00:28:29,142 --> 00:28:31,100 But anywhere is fine with me, you know? 524 00:28:31,144 --> 00:28:33,276 I'll go anywhere with you, I don't care. 525 00:28:35,888 --> 00:28:39,282 What guy would be crazy enough to turn down a date with a beautiful-- 526 00:28:39,326 --> 00:28:40,762 It's not a date. 527 00:28:40,806 --> 00:28:42,808 [chuckles] Okay. 528 00:28:42,851 --> 00:28:44,766 I like it here. It's nice. 529 00:28:44,810 --> 00:28:46,637 [rock music] 530 00:28:55,821 --> 00:28:57,910 Interesting Feng Shui. 531 00:28:57,953 --> 00:28:59,825 Yeah. 532 00:28:59,868 --> 00:29:02,828 I think your decorator may be morally wanting. 533 00:29:02,871 --> 00:29:04,786 I think you're right. 534 00:29:04,830 --> 00:29:08,964 But it is convenient when you want to have a good time. 535 00:29:10,836 --> 00:29:11,924 You looking for a good time? 536 00:29:13,577 --> 00:29:17,016 Considering my brother flaked on me for lunch, yeah, kinda. 537 00:29:18,974 --> 00:29:20,802 Why? Are you offering? 538 00:29:20,846 --> 00:29:24,458 I've, I've got work to do but, uh-- 539 00:29:25,894 --> 00:29:28,897 Dearjia is available. 540 00:29:28,941 --> 00:29:32,596 If you want to have a good time, call me, Dearjia 541 00:29:32,640 --> 00:29:35,904 I will make your wildest dreams a, Bi-ality. 542 00:29:35,948 --> 00:29:37,819 I think that's a typo. 543 00:29:37,863 --> 00:29:40,430 Still, it's pretty tempting. 544 00:29:40,474 --> 00:29:41,823 It's a fine looking he-she. 545 00:29:41,867 --> 00:29:43,520 Enjoy yourself. 546 00:29:43,564 --> 00:29:44,652 I usually do. 547 00:30:08,110 --> 00:30:10,025 [playful music] 548 00:30:19,861 --> 00:30:20,819 [drilling] 549 00:31:08,127 --> 00:31:09,345 Hey, man. 550 00:31:09,389 --> 00:31:11,130 Hey. 551 00:31:11,173 --> 00:31:15,569 Look, I've had a few drinks but this is not why I'm gonna say this. 552 00:31:15,612 --> 00:31:20,052 I just want to let you know I'm sorry about this morning. 553 00:31:20,095 --> 00:31:22,054 I want you to have fun, uh-- 554 00:31:25,884 --> 00:31:27,581 Fuck you, don't say nothing. 555 00:31:29,017 --> 00:31:31,193 [sighs] I can be a real dick sometimes. 556 00:31:31,237 --> 00:31:32,847 No. 557 00:31:32,891 --> 00:31:34,893 No. More than one person has told me this. 558 00:31:34,936 --> 00:31:39,201 That I don't mean to be, I just get, oh, I just want you to enjoy yourself-- 559 00:31:39,245 --> 00:31:41,900 No, it's, it's, don't worry about it, just forget it. 560 00:31:41,943 --> 00:31:45,904 I'll make it up to you. Let's go downstairs, have fun, there's people-- 561 00:31:45,947 --> 00:31:48,428 No, Tyler, I just started like writing 562 00:31:48,471 --> 00:31:52,301 and it's going really well, so I'd rather just stay in the zone. 563 00:31:52,345 --> 00:31:55,000 Okay. Listen to me. 564 00:31:55,043 --> 00:31:59,700 I'll be good. I promise I will be good. 565 00:31:59,743 --> 00:32:00,919 Okay? 566 00:32:00,962 --> 00:32:04,313 Just 5 minutes, 10 minutes, 30 minutes. 567 00:32:04,357 --> 00:32:06,794 Like an hour, tops. I swear to God. 568 00:32:06,837 --> 00:32:08,100 If it's going well, who knows. Let's go. 569 00:32:08,143 --> 00:32:09,405 Alright. 570 00:32:09,449 --> 00:32:11,625 That's my boy. See? 571 00:32:11,668 --> 00:32:13,888 You need some shorts. 572 00:32:13,932 --> 00:32:17,196 [playful music] 573 00:32:17,239 --> 00:32:21,026 [Heath chuckling] Hey, he's coming, he's coming. 574 00:32:21,069 --> 00:32:24,290 [Heath] He's awesome. There he is, 575 00:32:24,333 --> 00:32:27,858 now look at the big boy! Look at him! Ready for the spa. 576 00:32:27,902 --> 00:32:30,078 Hey, Kieran, this is Andy and Sandy. 577 00:32:30,122 --> 00:32:31,862 Hi. 578 00:32:31,906 --> 00:32:34,300 This is Kieran, guys. The man of the legend. 579 00:32:34,343 --> 00:32:35,431 Are you gonna get in? 580 00:32:35,475 --> 00:32:36,955 Do I have a choice? 581 00:32:36,998 --> 00:32:38,957 You either go in on your own or we throw you. 582 00:32:44,397 --> 00:32:46,007 Oh, my-- 583 00:32:46,051 --> 00:32:48,444 [Kieran] Did you really have to do that? 584 00:32:48,488 --> 00:32:50,620 [girl shouts] 585 00:32:50,664 --> 00:32:53,972 [Kieran] Make some room-- Oh. Okay. Crazy. 586 00:32:54,015 --> 00:32:57,888 Mandy's working in the tanning salon across the street from Tyler's gym. 587 00:32:57,932 --> 00:33:01,066 And Kieran here is an editor at Rolling Stone. 588 00:33:01,109 --> 00:33:02,632 Wow, that's cool. 589 00:33:02,676 --> 00:33:03,764 You know Bon Jovi? 590 00:33:03,807 --> 00:33:05,157 No, I don't. 591 00:33:05,200 --> 00:33:07,637 He introduced me to Sambora and Denise Richards? 592 00:33:07,681 --> 00:33:08,987 What about Jay-Z? 593 00:33:09,030 --> 00:33:11,119 No, I don't really, it's not like that. 594 00:33:11,163 --> 00:33:13,382 Come on, man. He produced his last album. 595 00:33:13,426 --> 00:33:16,037 Isn't that right, Mr. DJ Krush? 596 00:33:16,081 --> 00:33:18,300 You're DJ Krush? I thought he was Japanese. 597 00:33:18,344 --> 00:33:22,043 [Tyler] He's actually native Japanese but it's all above the waist. 598 00:33:22,087 --> 00:33:24,611 But, but, his grandpa was actually half black, 599 00:33:24,654 --> 00:33:28,093 he's got those genes in his jeans, if you can smell what I'm cooking. 600 00:33:28,136 --> 00:33:29,833 Bullshit. 601 00:33:29,877 --> 00:33:32,706 Don't you have like that huge butterfly collection? 602 00:33:32,749 --> 00:33:36,362 [loud music] 603 00:33:40,975 --> 00:33:43,804 Everybody, it's time to go play strip tag! 604 00:33:43,847 --> 00:33:45,023 [Heath] You're it, Tyler! 605 00:33:47,851 --> 00:33:49,375 [Tyler] Out of the way. 606 00:33:49,418 --> 00:33:50,463 Okay. 607 00:34:00,908 --> 00:34:02,170 Hey. 608 00:34:02,214 --> 00:34:03,780 [Tyler] Hey. 609 00:34:10,874 --> 00:34:12,920 Who's it? Should I go-- 610 00:34:12,963 --> 00:34:14,878 No. no. Stay. I'll be right back. 611 00:34:14,922 --> 00:34:15,792 Yeah. You-- 612 00:34:15,836 --> 00:34:18,882 Okay. alright. Okay. 613 00:34:20,928 --> 00:34:22,712 [Andy] Where did Kieran go? 614 00:34:22,756 --> 00:34:26,586 I don't know. He's running around, playing tag or whatever. 615 00:34:26,629 --> 00:34:27,891 Are you guys-- 616 00:34:27,935 --> 00:34:29,632 [Mandy] Stop it. [chuckles] 617 00:34:29,676 --> 00:34:31,243 Okay. 618 00:34:37,031 --> 00:34:38,902 [Glen] Oh. 619 00:34:39,729 --> 00:34:41,079 Hey, Glen! 620 00:34:42,210 --> 00:34:43,820 Morning, man. 621 00:34:43,864 --> 00:34:46,693 We were, uh, strip tagging here. 622 00:34:46,736 --> 00:34:49,261 That's-- 623 00:34:50,697 --> 00:34:53,178 [Kieran] There's a pool. And a room. 624 00:34:53,221 --> 00:34:55,093 [Heath] He's a really good guy, man. 625 00:34:55,136 --> 00:34:58,008 He seems like a nice guy, he's really cute. 626 00:34:58,052 --> 00:34:59,227 You think so? 627 00:34:59,271 --> 00:35:01,447 Yeah. He's got really nice eyes. 628 00:35:01,490 --> 00:35:02,926 Is he single? 629 00:35:02,970 --> 00:35:04,798 No, no. He's married. 630 00:35:08,541 --> 00:35:11,457 [Tyler] Kieran, go, go. Come on, buddy. 631 00:35:11,500 --> 00:35:12,719 Oh! 632 00:35:12,762 --> 00:35:13,894 [Andy] Oh! 633 00:35:13,937 --> 00:35:17,289 [splashing and shouting] 634 00:35:17,332 --> 00:35:19,726 [Kieran] Oh! It's kind of cold. 635 00:35:27,908 --> 00:35:30,650 [splashing and voices] 636 00:35:30,693 --> 00:35:32,782 [Tyler] I wish there was more! 637 00:35:32,826 --> 00:35:35,220 [Tyler] Somebody pee in the pool. 638 00:35:35,263 --> 00:35:37,744 Hey, bro, I missed you at lunch. 639 00:35:37,787 --> 00:35:40,312 [Tyler] Oh, yeah, I was at my agent's, and uh, 640 00:35:40,355 --> 00:35:44,142 his building's cement so there's like, I couldn't get a signal. 641 00:35:44,185 --> 00:35:45,273 Maybe tomorrow? 642 00:35:45,317 --> 00:35:47,841 Yeah. You're it. Go, go, go. 643 00:35:54,848 --> 00:35:56,719 [Andy] Oh. 644 00:35:56,763 --> 00:35:58,721 [Andy] Are you trying to get me drunk? 645 00:35:58,765 --> 00:36:00,506 [Heath] Yeah. [chuckles] 646 00:36:00,549 --> 00:36:02,421 [Andy] [mutters] 647 00:36:05,859 --> 00:36:08,340 Hey. [mouths silently] 648 00:36:10,820 --> 00:36:13,301 Oh. 649 00:36:13,345 --> 00:36:15,651 [Heath] Where are you going, man? 650 00:36:15,695 --> 00:36:17,000 Why are you leaving? 651 00:36:17,044 --> 00:36:19,220 It's cool. I'll see you later. 652 00:36:19,264 --> 00:36:21,353 I'll check you later. 653 00:36:26,445 --> 00:36:28,229 Are you smoking? 654 00:36:28,273 --> 00:36:29,839 Does Tyler know you smoke? 655 00:36:29,883 --> 00:36:31,232 Do I care? 656 00:36:35,280 --> 00:36:37,804 So you leave the festivity so soon? 657 00:36:37,847 --> 00:36:41,111 Yeah, It's not really my thing. 658 00:36:41,155 --> 00:36:43,897 Yeah, it looked like you were having a terrible time. 659 00:36:46,334 --> 00:36:49,511 So why don't you offer me a drink? 660 00:36:49,555 --> 00:36:51,644 'Cause you're a baby. 661 00:36:51,687 --> 00:36:53,863 I mean, aren't you still a minor? 662 00:36:53,907 --> 00:36:58,868 Jeez. You and Tyler used to fill up the thermoses out of Mom's box of wine. 663 00:36:58,912 --> 00:37:00,740 You knew about that? 664 00:37:00,783 --> 00:37:03,177 Wow. 665 00:37:04,918 --> 00:37:09,183 I'll just, uh, go change. 666 00:37:09,227 --> 00:37:10,880 Don't do it on my account. 667 00:37:17,887 --> 00:37:20,934 [Heath] Beer [mutters] 668 00:37:20,977 --> 00:37:23,328 gotta be kidding me. 669 00:37:23,371 --> 00:37:25,199 [sighs] 670 00:37:35,601 --> 00:37:38,299 [sighs] Can't even jerk off. 671 00:37:40,214 --> 00:37:44,697 [Trista] So I read that short story you wrote about running away from home. 672 00:37:44,740 --> 00:37:46,046 The one that got published. 673 00:37:46,089 --> 00:37:48,091 You mean the one about the gopher. 674 00:37:48,135 --> 00:37:52,270 Yeah. It wasn't really about a gopher, though. 675 00:37:52,313 --> 00:37:53,923 It's really good. 676 00:37:53,967 --> 00:37:55,273 Thanks. 677 00:37:56,056 --> 00:37:57,492 You still want to be a writer? 678 00:37:58,972 --> 00:38:00,974 Definitely, yeah, it's, uh-- 679 00:38:03,846 --> 00:38:07,807 Sometimes it just-- It seems so far away, you know, like, 680 00:38:07,850 --> 00:38:11,114 like impossibly far away. 681 00:38:11,158 --> 00:38:12,551 Like those buildings out there 682 00:38:14,466 --> 00:38:18,600 They're right there, but they're not. They're pretty far away, you know? 683 00:38:18,644 --> 00:38:21,864 They are pretty far away. [chuckles] 684 00:38:21,908 --> 00:38:23,823 No more for you. [chuckles] 685 00:38:23,866 --> 00:38:25,738 Yeah. I deserve that. 686 00:38:26,652 --> 00:38:28,436 So, what are you writing now? 687 00:38:28,480 --> 00:38:31,178 Uh, just reviewing music. 688 00:38:32,005 --> 00:38:33,615 That sounds really cool. 689 00:38:33,659 --> 00:38:36,444 Uh, hm. No, it's definitely not cool. 690 00:38:36,488 --> 00:38:39,142 It's, uh, you know what Muzak is? 691 00:38:39,186 --> 00:38:41,362 I know what Muzak is. 692 00:38:41,406 --> 00:38:43,321 I'm a huge fan of Muzak. 693 00:38:43,364 --> 00:38:44,887 [chuckles] No you're not. 694 00:38:44,931 --> 00:38:46,628 I'm the biggest fan of Muzak. 695 00:38:46,672 --> 00:38:47,803 No, you're not. 696 00:38:47,847 --> 00:38:49,588 Muzak sucks. 697 00:38:49,631 --> 00:38:51,503 It's the worst. 698 00:38:51,546 --> 00:38:54,854 It's like the soundtrack for all the places you don't want to be. 699 00:38:54,897 --> 00:38:56,595 Shit. 700 00:38:58,248 --> 00:39:01,469 So what are you doing here? 701 00:39:01,513 --> 00:39:05,473 I don't know. I'm probably gonna move out, but-- 702 00:39:07,475 --> 00:39:10,870 It's a great life, isn't it? 703 00:39:10,913 --> 00:39:13,699 Come on, it's a penthouse, right? 704 00:39:13,742 --> 00:39:15,265 Right. 705 00:39:16,484 --> 00:39:19,226 It is a penthouse. 706 00:39:20,793 --> 00:39:23,752 I don't know I mean, it kinds seems like a waste, you know? 707 00:39:27,887 --> 00:39:29,454 Well. 708 00:39:29,497 --> 00:39:31,630 I ought to get out of here. 709 00:39:31,673 --> 00:39:37,505 We wouldn't want that sauce to cause us to do something crazy, now would we? 710 00:39:37,549 --> 00:39:38,463 Good night, Kieran. 711 00:39:38,506 --> 00:39:39,812 Yeah, good night. 712 00:39:49,691 --> 00:39:52,694 [slow, rhythmic music] 713 00:39:55,436 --> 00:39:56,916 [door opens ominously] 714 00:40:06,316 --> 00:40:09,319 [playful music changes into rhythmic music and moaning] 715 00:40:35,302 --> 00:40:36,956 [alarm clock] 716 00:40:43,789 --> 00:40:46,574 [female voice] Design. Features of style. 717 00:40:46,618 --> 00:40:48,750 Very inexpensive to heat. 718 00:40:48,794 --> 00:40:51,100 Energy efficient. 719 00:40:51,144 --> 00:40:52,841 Well? 720 00:40:52,885 --> 00:40:55,931 [tsk] I-- 721 00:40:55,975 --> 00:40:59,108 Are we standing in the closet right now? 722 00:40:59,152 --> 00:41:03,504 [Real estate lady] I got you covered. There is room a storage unit. 723 00:41:03,548 --> 00:41:05,201 Only 3 blocks away. 724 00:41:05,245 --> 00:41:07,726 [baby cries in the background] 725 00:41:26,658 --> 00:41:29,051 I hate my life. 726 00:41:29,095 --> 00:41:30,923 Give me a hug. Ah! 727 00:41:30,966 --> 00:41:32,446 Jesus! 728 00:41:32,490 --> 00:41:33,578 Who the fuck are you? 729 00:41:33,621 --> 00:41:35,101 I'm sorry. 730 00:41:35,144 --> 00:41:37,233 [playful music] 731 00:41:44,371 --> 00:41:48,157 [Heath] Great, uh, Roy, you wanna tell us a little bit about yourself? 732 00:41:48,201 --> 00:41:49,594 It's pronounced "Rwa." 733 00:41:49,637 --> 00:41:52,727 Okay, Raw. 734 00:41:52,771 --> 00:41:55,208 We just knock it out then? Huh? 735 00:41:56,601 --> 00:41:59,560 Okay. I, uh, like the outdoors, 736 00:41:59,604 --> 00:42:02,824 I have two sisters, my dad's a bastard, 737 00:42:02,868 --> 00:42:05,871 [sighs] fashion's my life, I think that goes without saying, 738 00:42:05,914 --> 00:42:09,701 I just don't want to screw this up because I want you guys to like me so much 739 00:42:09,744 --> 00:42:12,268 [thinning his voice] please like me! Anyway, 740 00:42:12,312 --> 00:42:14,270 Can I touch you to see if you're real? 741 00:42:14,314 --> 00:42:16,795 No touching, okay? 742 00:42:16,838 --> 00:42:18,318 Alright, Raw? 743 00:42:18,361 --> 00:42:19,624 It's pronounced "Rwa." 744 00:42:19,667 --> 00:42:20,712 "Wa?" 745 00:42:20,755 --> 00:42:22,322 "Rwa." 746 00:42:22,365 --> 00:42:23,497 "Rwa!" 747 00:42:23,541 --> 00:42:24,542 "Raw?" 748 00:42:24,585 --> 00:42:25,673 "Wa," "Wa." 749 00:42:25,717 --> 00:42:27,327 "Wa," okay, "Wa." 750 00:42:27,370 --> 00:42:30,373 [Heath] Well, we'll give you a ring. 751 00:42:32,114 --> 00:42:33,376 Hey. 752 00:42:33,420 --> 00:42:34,508 Wha-- 753 00:42:34,552 --> 00:42:35,640 Yes! 754 00:42:35,683 --> 00:42:37,424 I have no idea. 755 00:42:37,467 --> 00:42:40,645 Everybody, let's give a warm round of applause for Kieran 756 00:42:40,688 --> 00:42:42,864 whose early departure from the penthouse 757 00:42:42,908 --> 00:42:46,694 is giving you the opportunity of a lifetime to live with me, Tyler. 758 00:42:46,738 --> 00:42:49,871 And, uh, that's my sister. 759 00:42:49,915 --> 00:42:55,050 Seriously, you do have the opportunity of a lifetime, 760 00:42:55,094 --> 00:42:56,269 [Trista] Lunch? 761 00:42:56,312 --> 00:42:57,792 you're just gonna blow it? 762 00:42:57,836 --> 00:42:59,228 He's gonna blow it. 763 00:42:59,272 --> 00:43:03,102 Your attitude stinks, like my grundle, okay? 764 00:43:03,145 --> 00:43:07,323 Out of 10 I give him a big bad zero. Zero, zero, zero. 765 00:43:07,367 --> 00:43:09,238 Zero. 766 00:43:09,282 --> 00:43:10,239 That's great. 767 00:43:14,766 --> 00:43:16,115 Where are you going? 768 00:43:16,158 --> 00:43:18,900 Lunch with Erica's parents. 769 00:43:18,944 --> 00:43:20,728 Erica. Who's that? 770 00:43:20,772 --> 00:43:22,600 My girlfriend. 771 00:43:22,643 --> 00:43:24,776 Oh, right. The one you're moving in with. 772 00:43:24,819 --> 00:43:26,473 How are they? 773 00:43:26,516 --> 00:43:28,823 Hm. 774 00:43:28,867 --> 00:43:30,782 Can I make a suggestion? 775 00:43:30,825 --> 00:43:32,000 Yeah. 776 00:43:32,044 --> 00:43:33,436 Lose the sweater. 777 00:43:33,480 --> 00:43:35,917 This sweater? 778 00:43:35,961 --> 00:43:37,832 It's kind of cool out. 779 00:43:37,876 --> 00:43:41,314 But that sweater isn't. You should burn it. 780 00:43:41,357 --> 00:43:44,056 Wow. Listen to you. 781 00:43:44,099 --> 00:43:47,494 I don't remember you being this caustic when we were younger. 782 00:43:47,537 --> 00:43:51,846 I think I prefer you forget just about everything you remember about me. 783 00:43:51,890 --> 00:43:53,761 I actually have fond memories of you. 784 00:43:53,805 --> 00:43:56,503 Some things I probably would have done differently. 785 00:43:56,546 --> 00:43:58,026 Such as? 786 00:43:58,070 --> 00:43:59,854 Try harder. 787 00:43:59,898 --> 00:44:01,464 At what? 788 00:44:01,508 --> 00:44:03,815 You're really enjoying this, aren't you? 789 00:44:03,858 --> 00:44:05,251 No. 790 00:44:05,294 --> 00:44:07,122 Go on. 791 00:44:07,166 --> 00:44:09,908 I think I probably would have, just, you know, 792 00:44:09,951 --> 00:44:11,823 maybe stood up for-- 793 00:44:11,866 --> 00:44:14,564 What? Huh? What? 794 00:44:14,608 --> 00:44:16,218 [chuckles] 795 00:44:17,872 --> 00:44:20,092 Okay. Uh-- 796 00:44:20,135 --> 00:44:23,835 I think I should have probably stood up for you 797 00:44:23,878 --> 00:44:25,793 when kids were being mean. 798 00:44:25,837 --> 00:44:29,928 Maybe sometimes the way Tyler and I acted we enabled this whole-- 799 00:44:29,971 --> 00:44:31,712 Okay, you can stop. 800 00:44:31,756 --> 00:44:33,061 It's good. 801 00:44:33,105 --> 00:44:34,802 I was just getting started. 802 00:44:34,846 --> 00:44:37,849 I'll stop you before you say something that'll make me cry. 803 00:44:37,892 --> 00:44:39,851 A tough girl like you? 804 00:44:41,069 --> 00:44:42,723 Okay. Try this. 805 00:44:42,767 --> 00:44:43,942 On top of this? 806 00:44:43,985 --> 00:44:45,813 On top of it. 807 00:44:45,857 --> 00:44:47,728 [playful music] 808 00:44:53,081 --> 00:44:55,431 I'm not even gonna ask. 809 00:44:55,475 --> 00:44:57,129 Disaster. 810 00:44:57,172 --> 00:44:58,826 I don't get it. 811 00:44:58,870 --> 00:45:00,828 You posted that on Craigslist? 812 00:45:00,872 --> 00:45:02,047 Of course. 813 00:45:02,090 --> 00:45:04,092 Did you post it under housing section? 814 00:45:04,136 --> 00:45:05,398 What housing section? 815 00:45:05,441 --> 00:45:06,834 The-- Housing section. 816 00:45:06,878 --> 00:45:08,488 There isn't a housing section. 817 00:45:08,531 --> 00:45:11,273 "Are you a guy? Do you like Tyler from "Strangers?" 818 00:45:11,317 --> 00:45:14,059 "He's looking for a new roommate so here's your chance, 819 00:45:14,102 --> 00:45:16,365 "open auditions will be held this Thursday 820 00:45:16,409 --> 00:45:19,412 at the Strangers penthouse, only fun people need apply." 821 00:45:19,455 --> 00:45:21,022 Are you fucking kidding me? 822 00:45:21,066 --> 00:45:22,850 I'm a doctor, not a writer. 823 00:45:22,894 --> 00:45:25,853 You posted that in the "Men Seeking Men" section. 824 00:45:25,897 --> 00:45:28,508 Well, aren't we men seeking a male roommate? 825 00:45:28,551 --> 00:45:31,772 We're not men seeking men, like-- 826 00:45:31,816 --> 00:45:34,862 I didn't realize Craigslist was full of a bunch of perverts. 827 00:45:34,906 --> 00:45:37,604 You didn't notice "Erotic services Men Seeking Men." 828 00:45:37,647 --> 00:45:39,519 You see all these guys on the right side of the page?? 829 00:45:39,562 --> 00:45:44,219 What? Are they-- I didn't see that. 830 00:45:44,263 --> 00:45:47,396 That's why I had to be 18 to get in? 831 00:45:47,440 --> 00:45:50,791 I thought it was because to rent something, you had be 18. 832 00:45:50,835 --> 00:45:52,445 I mean to-- 833 00:45:52,488 --> 00:45:53,794 Stop. 834 00:45:59,626 --> 00:46:01,323 [Kieran] Hi, guys. 835 00:46:01,367 --> 00:46:02,411 Hi. 836 00:46:02,455 --> 00:46:04,892 You look so cute. 837 00:46:04,936 --> 00:46:08,417 [father] Yeah, you'd look cuter if you're on time. 838 00:46:08,461 --> 00:46:10,680 Totally kidding with you. [chuckles] 839 00:46:10,724 --> 00:46:12,770 Look at you. 840 00:46:12,813 --> 00:46:15,903 [father] I don't mean to put you on the spot right away, buddy, 841 00:46:15,947 --> 00:46:17,731 but we're running a bit late, 842 00:46:17,775 --> 00:46:20,429 let me ask you something direct, clear and personal. 843 00:46:20,473 --> 00:46:23,476 You think I might have some grandchildren in this lifetime? 844 00:46:23,519 --> 00:46:25,260 I gotta ask him. 845 00:46:25,304 --> 00:46:28,089 [mother] You're body won't stay like that forever. 846 00:46:28,133 --> 00:46:29,482 Look. 847 00:46:29,525 --> 00:46:30,875 They're already-- 848 00:46:30,918 --> 00:46:32,790 Mom! Seriously. 849 00:46:32,833 --> 00:46:34,835 [mother] They're already squishy. Look. 850 00:46:34,879 --> 00:46:36,271 No, they're not-- 851 00:46:37,882 --> 00:46:41,886 I mean, kids are one thing, but don't you think we should 852 00:46:41,929 --> 00:46:43,801 think about marriage first? 853 00:46:43,844 --> 00:46:44,976 [father] Yes, you should. 854 00:46:48,196 --> 00:46:50,068 [loud knocking] 855 00:46:50,111 --> 00:46:53,071 The only way he's gettin' in here is picking the fucking lock. 856 00:46:53,114 --> 00:46:54,420 Just go away! 857 00:46:54,463 --> 00:46:56,814 [male voice] Oh, I just-- 858 00:47:02,907 --> 00:47:05,170 Hey, I'm, uh, Barry. 859 00:47:06,824 --> 00:47:09,087 Just a trick I learned from Chuck Bronson. 860 00:47:09,130 --> 00:47:10,305 Are you gay? 861 00:47:10,349 --> 00:47:13,178 No. You? 862 00:47:13,221 --> 00:47:14,962 No. Sit down. 863 00:47:15,006 --> 00:47:16,137 [playful music] 864 00:47:16,181 --> 00:47:17,747 Thanks. 865 00:47:17,791 --> 00:47:23,014 [sighs] Wow. This place is great. 866 00:47:23,971 --> 00:47:26,408 That, that brick almost looks real. 867 00:47:28,889 --> 00:47:32,414 [Heath] Why don't you just tell us a little bit about yourself? 868 00:47:32,458 --> 00:47:36,331 [father] So I understand you've been trying a little writing there, Kieran. 869 00:47:36,375 --> 00:47:38,594 Yeah. And I'm still trying. 870 00:47:38,638 --> 00:47:40,988 Great. You think you might have some more success 871 00:47:41,032 --> 00:47:44,165 if the word "commitment" was in your lexicon? 872 00:47:44,209 --> 00:47:46,864 As in committed to an asylum? 873 00:47:46,907 --> 00:47:49,823 Very good. He's got a good sense of humor. I told you. 874 00:47:49,867 --> 00:47:51,912 [father] He sure does. He's a scream. 875 00:47:51,956 --> 00:47:54,872 If not you think you might do the decent thing and set her free? 876 00:47:54,915 --> 00:47:59,485 Set me free? What am I a wild caged animal, trying to break free? 877 00:47:59,528 --> 00:48:03,010 Nicholas, I don't think we should talk-- No caged animals in my house. 878 00:48:03,054 --> 00:48:05,143 When my hand's up like this, I'm talking. 879 00:48:05,186 --> 00:48:08,407 [father] If you're not financially viable to support a family 880 00:48:08,450 --> 00:48:10,757 you should think about another line of work, 881 00:48:10,800 --> 00:48:13,542 to have some room for advancement as your family grows. 882 00:48:13,586 --> 00:48:16,023 Daddy, Kieran wants to write. He's a great writer. 883 00:48:16,067 --> 00:48:18,199 That's been discussed. In the meantime, 884 00:48:18,243 --> 00:48:20,941 maybe you could come work at my box factory. Boxes. 885 00:48:20,985 --> 00:48:22,116 Oh. 886 00:48:22,160 --> 00:48:23,901 Oh. Hm. 887 00:48:23,944 --> 00:48:27,905 [Kieran] Well, that's tempting, but you know, I just-- 888 00:48:27,948 --> 00:48:30,255 Boxes aren't really my thing. 889 00:48:30,298 --> 00:48:33,911 You know, I used to be a socialist, you know, Kieran? 890 00:48:33,954 --> 00:48:35,913 And I realized there was no money in it. 891 00:48:35,956 --> 00:48:39,742 Call me crazy but I thought my life would be better with a few dollars, 892 00:48:39,786 --> 00:48:43,224 with financial security, so I did a statistical analysis 893 00:48:43,268 --> 00:48:45,487 of different businesses and investments, 894 00:48:45,531 --> 00:48:47,272 boxes weren't my thing, 895 00:48:47,315 --> 00:48:51,232 but financial stability for my family, that was my thing. 896 00:48:51,276 --> 00:48:54,235 Hi you all doing. I'm Kelly, I'll be your server. 897 00:48:54,279 --> 00:48:55,454 Hi, Kelly. 898 00:48:55,497 --> 00:48:56,759 Can I get you a martini? 899 00:48:56,803 --> 00:48:57,935 Two more. 900 00:48:57,978 --> 00:48:59,719 Honey, the hand's up. 901 00:48:59,762 --> 00:49:03,592 [father] We're starting with a seven layer bean dip, 902 00:49:03,636 --> 00:49:06,421 she'll have the shrimp tacos, no shrimp, no tortillas, 903 00:49:06,465 --> 00:49:07,857 she'll have a prime rib-- 904 00:49:07,901 --> 00:49:09,903 I haven't had meat in almost seven years-- 905 00:49:09,947 --> 00:49:12,950 You will tonight. He'll have the pasta without any sauce. 906 00:49:12,993 --> 00:49:14,777 I haven't looked at the menu yet. 907 00:49:14,821 --> 00:49:16,866 You don't need to. Put it in. We're fine. 908 00:49:16,910 --> 00:49:18,303 I definitely want sauce. 909 00:49:18,346 --> 00:49:22,220 If I'm having pasta, sauce-- Can I get a drink? 910 00:49:22,263 --> 00:49:24,265 Mom, please don't cry. 911 00:49:24,309 --> 00:49:28,487 [Barry] I'm also the kind of guy that likes to travel around a lot 912 00:49:28,530 --> 00:49:31,925 just can't stay in one place for any amount of time. 913 00:49:31,969 --> 00:49:34,188 I studied Buddhism in Tibet 914 00:49:34,232 --> 00:49:37,844 but I got bored with that so I took up some cooking lessons in Paris 915 00:49:37,887 --> 00:49:40,629 I met this girl, we traveled around northern Africa, 916 00:49:40,673 --> 00:49:44,851 where she fell in love with a Moroccan prince so I was just-- [swoosh] 917 00:49:44,894 --> 00:49:47,723 Off to Australia, took up some surfing, 918 00:49:47,767 --> 00:49:51,466 but a buddy of mine got his leg chopped off by a great white 919 00:49:51,510 --> 00:49:53,816 so not wanting to tempt fate any further, 920 00:49:53,860 --> 00:49:57,733 I headed out and worked on an Alaska oil rig for about six months, 921 00:49:57,777 --> 00:50:00,606 which was just as dangerous but the pay was a lot better 922 00:50:00,649 --> 00:50:04,610 so with the cash I went to New York, dabbled on some online trading 923 00:50:04,653 --> 00:50:07,656 made a gold mine on some Tech stock hedge funds 924 00:50:07,700 --> 00:50:12,183 which I spent on a yacht which sank off the coast of Indonesia. 925 00:50:15,360 --> 00:50:18,841 So, here I am. [chuckles] 926 00:50:18,885 --> 00:50:20,669 Yeah, well. 927 00:50:20,713 --> 00:50:23,237 I was on reality TV. 928 00:50:23,281 --> 00:50:25,065 And I won. 929 00:50:26,719 --> 00:50:29,635 [Erica] Maybe I'm not ready to get married either, Mom. 930 00:50:29,678 --> 00:50:33,073 [mother] I got married before I was drunk-- before I started to drink. 931 00:50:33,117 --> 00:50:35,336 [Erica] You've been drinking ever since. 932 00:50:35,380 --> 00:50:37,817 You are a condescential bitch! 933 00:50:37,860 --> 00:50:39,427 [father] That's not a word. 934 00:50:39,471 --> 00:50:41,516 [mother] Is too. 935 00:50:41,560 --> 00:50:45,433 [clears throat] So, does anybody ever really get full from tapas ? 936 00:50:45,477 --> 00:50:46,869 Why is he here? 937 00:50:46,913 --> 00:50:48,393 [phone rings] 938 00:50:48,436 --> 00:50:50,221 [father] I was trying to be nice. 939 00:50:50,264 --> 00:50:53,050 You know what? I'm gonna take this. 940 00:50:53,093 --> 00:50:55,530 - A call. - That is rude, young man. 941 00:50:55,574 --> 00:50:57,271 Hello? 942 00:50:57,315 --> 00:51:00,057 [Kieran] That's, that's crazy. Yeah, 943 00:51:00,100 --> 00:51:02,711 don't panic, uh, just stay there 944 00:51:02,755 --> 00:51:04,235 and I'll come get you. 945 00:51:05,236 --> 00:51:07,412 What the hell are you doing? 946 00:51:07,455 --> 00:51:10,067 I'm sorry, I have to leave. 947 00:51:10,110 --> 00:51:11,633 [Erica] What? 948 00:51:11,677 --> 00:51:14,810 Yes, uh, it's uh, Trista, Tyler's [clears throat] 949 00:51:14,854 --> 00:51:17,291 awkward, boyish little sister 950 00:51:17,335 --> 00:51:20,251 and, uh, she got lost downtown, 951 00:51:20,294 --> 00:51:22,122 Who goes downtown anymore? 952 00:51:22,166 --> 00:51:23,689 Hookers. 953 00:51:23,732 --> 00:51:24,907 How do you know? 954 00:51:24,951 --> 00:51:28,259 No. She's just-- 955 00:51:28,302 --> 00:51:31,914 [Kieran] She's lost and she's panicking so I'm just gonna go. 956 00:51:31,958 --> 00:51:33,394 [Erica] Why can't she just-- 957 00:51:33,438 --> 00:51:35,570 [Kieran] Loved the meal. 958 00:51:35,614 --> 00:51:37,268 I love that kid. 959 00:51:42,186 --> 00:51:44,362 Hey, baby. You come here often? 960 00:51:45,493 --> 00:51:47,147 What's going on? Are you okay? 961 00:51:47,191 --> 00:51:48,540 I'm fine. 962 00:51:48,583 --> 00:51:50,933 No, not really. What's up? 963 00:51:50,977 --> 00:51:52,544 No, it's stupid. 964 00:51:52,587 --> 00:51:55,982 Come on, lay it on me. I promise I'll try not to laugh. 965 00:51:58,289 --> 00:52:00,813 It's just-- 966 00:52:02,336 --> 00:52:03,946 It's just fucking Tyler! 967 00:52:03,990 --> 00:52:06,427 I've come here to see him before going to Europe 968 00:52:06,471 --> 00:52:09,169 for I don't even know how long and he can't find the time 969 00:52:09,213 --> 00:52:11,519 to even have a crappy lunch with me. 970 00:52:11,563 --> 00:52:14,870 Same shit all my life, Tyler, Tyler, Tyler, and I'm sick of it. 971 00:52:14,914 --> 00:52:18,309 And I hate the fact that I even care when he so obviously doesn't. 972 00:52:20,702 --> 00:52:24,880 Wow. I need whiskey. 973 00:52:24,924 --> 00:52:27,622 [Trista] He'd go out and I'd sneak into his closet 974 00:52:27,666 --> 00:52:29,624 and I would steal his cowboy boots. 975 00:52:29,668 --> 00:52:32,192 Remember those ones he used to love so much? 976 00:52:32,236 --> 00:52:35,500 Of course. How could I forget them, the red and blue ones? 977 00:52:35,543 --> 00:52:37,458 Red and teal. Right? 978 00:52:37,502 --> 00:52:38,894 Oh, excuse me. 979 00:52:38,938 --> 00:52:41,593 So you remember how anal he was about them, right? 980 00:52:41,636 --> 00:52:44,639 So I would sneak in there, take them out, put them on, 981 00:52:44,683 --> 00:52:48,687 and I would run around the house in these giant oversized boots. 982 00:52:48,730 --> 00:52:53,822 And I'd be so happy just to be wearing something of his. 983 00:52:53,866 --> 00:52:56,912 Then of course I always had to sneak them back into his closet 984 00:52:56,956 --> 00:52:59,741 before he got home because he'd flip out if he ever knew. 985 00:52:59,785 --> 00:53:03,092 I guess it's just kind of been our deal, you know? 986 00:53:03,136 --> 00:53:07,445 Me always trying to get his attention. 987 00:53:07,488 --> 00:53:10,535 You know, I actually thought this trip would be different. 988 00:53:10,578 --> 00:53:13,233 I thought maybe he'd finally notice me. 989 00:53:13,277 --> 00:53:17,237 But, same old invisible girl. 990 00:53:24,636 --> 00:53:26,290 Thanks. 991 00:53:26,333 --> 00:53:29,206 No, thanks. You totally saved me from a miserable meal. 992 00:53:29,249 --> 00:53:31,251 How'd you know to do that? 993 00:53:31,295 --> 00:53:32,818 Gut feeling. 994 00:53:32,861 --> 00:53:34,167 Oh. It's quite a gut. 995 00:53:37,039 --> 00:53:38,693 Oh, my-- Oh, my God. 996 00:53:38,737 --> 00:53:40,260 It's unsightly, isn't it? 997 00:53:40,304 --> 00:53:43,132 It really is. It's disgusting, you should put it away, 998 00:53:43,176 --> 00:53:46,788 and maybe think about doing some crunches or something. 999 00:53:48,399 --> 00:53:49,878 Hit me. 1000 00:53:49,922 --> 00:53:50,923 What? 1001 00:53:50,966 --> 00:53:52,490 Go on, punch me. 1002 00:53:52,533 --> 00:53:54,143 No, I'm not gonna-- 1003 00:53:56,276 --> 00:54:00,672 I want you to hit me as hard as you can. 1004 00:54:00,715 --> 00:54:04,066 Nice. That was nice. It took me a minute but I got it. 1005 00:54:04,110 --> 00:54:04,937 Oh! 1006 00:54:04,980 --> 00:54:06,373 [crash] 1007 00:54:06,417 --> 00:54:07,809 Oh, Jesus. Sh. 1008 00:54:07,853 --> 00:54:09,071 [chuckles] 1009 00:54:09,115 --> 00:54:10,682 I'll just leave that here. 1010 00:54:10,725 --> 00:54:13,467 I don't even know if Tyler's been in this room, so. 1011 00:54:13,511 --> 00:54:16,296 [Barry] So I said to the guy, I thought I told you to duck? 1012 00:54:16,340 --> 00:54:19,908 And he goes, "Oh, I though you meant the one in the pond." 1013 00:54:19,952 --> 00:54:22,520 [chuckles] 1014 00:54:22,563 --> 00:54:24,304 [Heath] Stinker. 1015 00:54:24,348 --> 00:54:26,654 Hey, who's the, uh, cute couple? 1016 00:54:26,698 --> 00:54:28,917 Oh, no, we're just friends. 1017 00:54:28,961 --> 00:54:33,226 [Tyler] Don't worry about them, Barry. That's just my ex-friend and my little sister 1018 00:54:33,270 --> 00:54:34,836 but this is a fantastic martini. 1019 00:54:34,880 --> 00:54:39,276 [Barry] Really? Alright. I, I honestly, wasn't-- 1020 00:54:39,319 --> 00:54:40,929 Trista. 1021 00:54:40,973 --> 00:54:42,801 [door clangs shut] 1022 00:54:48,459 --> 00:54:50,809 So, uh, Bar, 1023 00:54:50,852 --> 00:54:51,984 to new roommates. 1024 00:54:52,027 --> 00:54:53,855 Yeah, new roommates. 1025 00:54:53,899 --> 00:54:56,249 [Tyler] Cheers. Are you moving in tonight? 1026 00:54:56,293 --> 00:54:57,642 [Barry] Tonight? 1027 00:54:57,685 --> 00:54:59,252 [Tyler] Yeah. 1028 00:54:59,296 --> 00:55:00,949 [Barry] I mean, I could. 1029 00:55:00,993 --> 00:55:02,473 [Tyler] Man, this is good. 1030 00:55:02,516 --> 00:55:04,736 [soft music] 1031 00:56:42,094 --> 00:56:45,227 [Tyler] No, Lisa. The girl's here for Heath. 1032 00:56:45,271 --> 00:56:47,708 She thought that his room was my room. 1033 00:56:47,752 --> 00:56:49,449 Would I lie to you? 1034 00:56:49,493 --> 00:56:51,364 No way. 1035 00:56:51,408 --> 00:56:53,888 Not-- Convince you that-- Hang on. 1036 00:56:53,932 --> 00:56:56,935 Hey, you want to spend a little QT with your brother today? 1037 00:56:56,978 --> 00:56:58,284 I'll get my purse. 1038 00:56:58,327 --> 00:56:59,938 Hey, what's in the envelope? 1039 00:56:59,981 --> 00:57:01,330 Nothing. 1040 00:57:01,374 --> 00:57:03,071 That's my sister. 1041 00:57:03,115 --> 00:57:06,423 [muffled sounds of alarms, dogs barking, music and babies crying] 1042 00:57:14,126 --> 00:57:16,607 See? If we get in now, we can sell 1043 00:57:16,650 --> 00:57:18,739 and make a profit in less than two years. 1044 00:57:18,783 --> 00:57:20,828 We'll make money off the bank's money, 1045 00:57:20,872 --> 00:57:24,441 which will enable us to move up to a bigger place. 1046 00:57:24,484 --> 00:57:26,443 [muffled voices of arguing neighbors] 1047 00:57:28,967 --> 00:57:30,142 You made a pie chart. 1048 00:57:31,622 --> 00:57:32,710 Yeah. 1049 00:57:35,626 --> 00:57:39,499 [Heath] Listen, thank you so much for lunch, I really appreciate it. 1050 00:57:39,543 --> 00:57:40,979 You're welcome. 1051 00:57:41,022 --> 00:57:42,937 So you live here? 1052 00:57:42,981 --> 00:57:45,462 Uh, yeah, for the time being. 1053 00:57:45,505 --> 00:57:49,466 I mean, it's, you know, sort of a crash pad. 1054 00:57:50,684 --> 00:57:52,773 [Heath] It does the trick. 1055 00:57:52,817 --> 00:57:57,517 And how exactly do you afford this on a nurse's salary? 1056 00:57:59,345 --> 00:58:01,478 [Mitra] This wasn't as bad as I thought. 1057 00:58:01,521 --> 00:58:02,740 No? 1058 00:58:02,783 --> 00:58:05,351 Definitely not as bad as I thought. 1059 00:58:05,394 --> 00:58:08,963 I mean, lunch, was a little, hm, spotty. 1060 00:58:09,007 --> 00:58:12,967 And you're kind of cute, you know that? 1061 00:58:13,011 --> 00:58:14,708 I did not know that, no. 1062 00:58:15,666 --> 00:58:18,886 Charming, I knew, but cute? I don't know. 1063 00:58:18,930 --> 00:58:20,148 I'll take it. 1064 00:58:20,192 --> 00:58:22,803 You're not so bad yourself, you know? 1065 00:58:22,847 --> 00:58:25,806 Except for the fact that you're a heartless workaholic. 1066 00:58:25,850 --> 00:58:27,721 Yeah. 1067 00:58:27,765 --> 00:58:32,857 You know underneath this hard exterior, yours is a pretty big heart. 1068 00:58:32,900 --> 00:58:35,642 Well, I've noticed that you're a good nurse. 1069 00:58:35,686 --> 00:58:37,209 Thank you. 1070 00:58:37,252 --> 00:58:42,214 And you're smart, work well with children. 1071 00:58:42,257 --> 00:58:45,609 I mean, I get a lot of practice being around here. 1072 00:58:50,701 --> 00:58:52,833 What was that for? 1073 00:58:52,877 --> 00:58:54,574 So now you're an idiot. 1074 00:58:54,618 --> 00:58:57,229 Not really am I? 1075 00:58:58,404 --> 00:58:59,318 Yeah, a little bit. 1076 00:59:01,320 --> 00:59:03,844 [Erica] Okay, I'll be here early in the morning to help you pack. Alright? 1077 00:59:03,888 --> 00:59:05,150 I love you-- Daddy, hi! 1078 00:59:05,193 --> 00:59:07,239 You'll never believe this. 1079 00:59:07,282 --> 00:59:10,416 We found the most adorable place, we're moving in together. 1080 00:59:14,681 --> 00:59:20,295 Oh, hey, Bar. Yeah, last night was the most fun I've ever had in my life. 1081 00:59:20,339 --> 00:59:23,255 Yeah, no, I can't wait until you move in here. 1082 00:59:23,298 --> 00:59:26,519 [Tyler] Yeah, that's fantastic. Tonight? 1083 00:59:26,563 --> 00:59:28,826 [Tyler] Let me call you back. 1084 00:59:32,656 --> 00:59:33,482 What? 1085 00:59:33,526 --> 00:59:34,266 It's not working. 1086 00:59:34,309 --> 00:59:35,659 What's not working? 1087 00:59:35,702 --> 00:59:38,400 The whole Barry thing is not making me jealous. 1088 00:59:38,444 --> 00:59:40,359 Not everything is about you, Kieran. 1089 00:59:40,402 --> 00:59:43,841 Buzz McManus is coming here right now, to interview me, in my penthouse. 1090 00:59:43,884 --> 00:59:47,061 You know the one you're living in for free? 1091 00:59:47,105 --> 00:59:48,280 [Tyler] Figure it out! 1092 01:00:04,688 --> 01:00:06,603 [curtain music] 1093 01:00:12,304 --> 01:00:16,134 Welcome to another edition of "Living Large" with me, Buzz McManus, 1094 01:00:16,177 --> 01:00:18,484 where we see the beautiful and the blessed. 1095 01:00:18,527 --> 01:00:23,271 And today we will be doing the penthouse of That Tyler. 1096 01:00:23,315 --> 01:00:25,796 Is life better as a celebrity without any actual talents? 1097 01:00:25,839 --> 01:00:27,188 Well, yeah. 1098 01:00:27,232 --> 01:00:30,801 Well, fantastic! So here is your foyer. 1099 01:00:32,803 --> 01:00:36,676 [Buzz] And over there the TV set of the "Strangers." 1100 01:00:36,720 --> 01:00:39,636 [Tyler] Yeah, actually, we love to throw this around. 1101 01:00:39,679 --> 01:00:44,031 Does it ever bother you to be an integral part of the downfall of America? 1102 01:00:44,075 --> 01:00:47,774 [playful music] 1103 01:00:51,082 --> 01:00:52,823 [Buzz] What do we have here? 1104 01:00:52,866 --> 01:00:54,520 [chuckles] 1105 01:00:54,563 --> 01:00:56,304 Thank you. 1106 01:00:56,348 --> 01:00:58,785 [Tyler] God! What the fuck are you doing here? 1107 01:00:58,829 --> 01:01:03,137 We all remember Lexi, That's girlfriend from "Strangers." 1108 01:01:06,227 --> 01:01:08,273 How are doing? 1109 01:01:08,316 --> 01:01:11,493 Great, Buzz. Ever since Tyler's moved his school buddies in 1110 01:01:11,537 --> 01:01:12,451 instead of me-- 1111 01:01:12,494 --> 01:01:13,670 That's called loyalty. 1112 01:01:15,759 --> 01:01:18,065 That's called immaturity and fear. 1113 01:01:18,109 --> 01:01:20,111 My therapist has you pegged. 1114 01:01:20,154 --> 01:01:22,113 Has he pegged you yet? 1115 01:01:22,156 --> 01:01:25,769 That's none of your business. None of this is your business anymore. 1116 01:01:25,812 --> 01:01:28,685 Oh, is that your book? How's your 15 minutes of fame going? 1117 01:01:28,728 --> 01:01:30,034 How's your five? 1118 01:01:30,077 --> 01:01:32,210 He calls his unit, Gizmo. 1119 01:01:32,253 --> 01:01:33,341 She has IBS. 1120 01:01:33,385 --> 01:01:36,040 Tyler shaves his asshole! 1121 01:01:36,083 --> 01:01:37,432 No. Brrr. No. Stop. 1122 01:01:37,476 --> 01:01:38,390 Can we move on? 1123 01:01:38,433 --> 01:01:40,218 We move on. 1124 01:01:40,261 --> 01:01:42,481 [Buzz] Shaving his asshole. Fucking loser! 1125 01:01:42,524 --> 01:01:44,178 That was for your birthday. 1126 01:01:44,222 --> 01:01:46,485 [Buzz] So are we done here? Shall we go? 1127 01:01:46,528 --> 01:01:49,183 No, actually, we got my boy Heath. 1128 01:01:49,227 --> 01:01:53,187 Oh, I don't know what the fuck this shit is. 1129 01:01:53,231 --> 01:01:55,537 It's all good. What's up, buddy? 1130 01:01:55,581 --> 01:01:57,409 Oh, shit! 1131 01:01:57,452 --> 01:01:58,715 [Heath] Oh, my God, bro! 1132 01:01:58,758 --> 01:02:00,717 Get the fuck out! 1133 01:02:00,760 --> 01:02:03,197 [Heath] Will you get the fuck outta here, man? 1134 01:02:03,241 --> 01:02:04,721 It looks like the doctor is in. 1135 01:02:04,764 --> 01:02:05,852 I'm so sorry. 1136 01:02:05,896 --> 01:02:07,636 How was I supposed to know? 1137 01:02:07,680 --> 01:02:10,422 I got the fucking barricade, you fucking idiot! 1138 01:02:10,465 --> 01:02:11,553 I'm sorry. 1139 01:02:11,597 --> 01:02:13,468 It's huge! 1140 01:02:13,512 --> 01:02:15,644 This has happened to me and Tyler many times. 1141 01:02:15,688 --> 01:02:17,603 [Heath] Get the fuck outta here! 1142 01:02:17,646 --> 01:02:21,172 I'm sorry, man. How was I supposed to know you'd be diddling your nurse? 1143 01:02:21,215 --> 01:02:25,002 Actually, I'm the doctor. He's the nurse. 1144 01:02:25,045 --> 01:02:26,177 Shit. 1145 01:02:26,220 --> 01:02:28,788 She's-- You're not a doctor? 1146 01:02:28,832 --> 01:02:32,052 [Heath] Fuck! Get the fuck out! 1147 01:02:43,281 --> 01:02:45,631 [soft music] 1148 01:03:13,398 --> 01:03:15,400 [Trista] Why did you write this? 1149 01:03:17,489 --> 01:03:19,404 Uh, I don't know. 1150 01:03:19,447 --> 01:03:21,449 'Cause I wanted to. 1151 01:03:22,146 --> 01:03:23,364 [Kieran] Sorry, is that-- 1152 01:03:23,408 --> 01:03:24,365 So you're leaving? 1153 01:03:26,846 --> 01:03:29,153 Yeah, I need to. 1154 01:03:29,196 --> 01:03:32,721 This place-- This place just isn't me. 1155 01:03:32,765 --> 01:03:35,115 Moving in with Erica? 1156 01:03:36,595 --> 01:03:38,423 I don't think so. 1157 01:03:40,512 --> 01:03:42,209 So where are you going? 1158 01:03:42,253 --> 01:03:44,037 Uh, I don't know. 1159 01:03:45,647 --> 01:03:47,824 Just-- What about you? 1160 01:03:47,867 --> 01:03:49,260 What are you-- Are you? 1161 01:03:53,612 --> 01:03:56,136 You didn't like the story? 1162 01:04:27,254 --> 01:04:30,170 I just don't get it, Barry. You know? 1163 01:04:30,214 --> 01:04:33,782 I mean, how did everything get so effing fucked? 1164 01:04:36,960 --> 01:04:40,615 You know, I was on an excavation on the Sahara 1165 01:04:40,659 --> 01:04:42,443 and I spent some time with a Bedouin. 1166 01:04:44,097 --> 01:04:46,230 Anyhow, they, uh, 1167 01:04:46,273 --> 01:04:48,536 had a saying. 1168 01:04:48,580 --> 01:04:52,627 The hardest tool was the softly spoken phrase. 1169 01:04:52,671 --> 01:04:54,891 I'm sorry. 1170 01:04:58,503 --> 01:05:03,421 Dude, you have the ability to unfuck that which has been fucked. 1171 01:05:11,385 --> 01:05:13,431 Idiot. 1172 01:05:13,474 --> 01:05:16,042 [Trista] The semester starts in February 1173 01:05:16,086 --> 01:05:20,046 and it runs into mid June so I'll be in Paris until then. 1174 01:05:20,090 --> 01:05:23,615 Then I'm going to go to Barcelona, 1175 01:05:26,357 --> 01:05:27,749 Rome-- 1176 01:05:27,793 --> 01:05:29,708 Don't even know where you're going. 1177 01:05:29,751 --> 01:05:30,970 Prague. 1178 01:05:31,014 --> 01:05:32,841 You're going to Europe by yourself. 1179 01:05:32,885 --> 01:05:35,061 Maybe but I have a roommate there already. 1180 01:05:35,105 --> 01:05:38,151 we're gonna travel together. Yeah. 1181 01:05:38,195 --> 01:05:39,631 [sighs] 1182 01:05:39,674 --> 01:05:43,417 Of course, there's always room for one more. 1183 01:05:43,461 --> 01:05:45,419 Wow. 1184 01:05:45,463 --> 01:05:48,596 I don't know. I don't think so. 1185 01:05:48,640 --> 01:05:51,686 Come on. We could do all kinds of crazy stuff together. 1186 01:05:51,730 --> 01:05:54,298 You could write about it. 1187 01:05:54,341 --> 01:05:56,430 A bath could be involved. 1188 01:05:56,474 --> 01:05:58,432 Oh. You want to take a bath? 1189 01:05:58,476 --> 01:06:00,521 You want to join me? 1190 01:06:05,309 --> 01:06:08,312 I-- I-- uh-- 1191 01:06:14,492 --> 01:06:15,406 [crash] 1192 01:06:15,449 --> 01:06:17,669 Erica. 1193 01:06:17,712 --> 01:06:22,500 [Heath] Thanks a lot , man. I mean, you don't have to apologize to me, bro. 1194 01:06:22,543 --> 01:06:24,676 [Tyler] No, I do. I do have to apologize 1195 01:06:24,719 --> 01:06:27,809 because I was in the wrong. 1196 01:06:27,853 --> 01:06:30,073 I'm sorry you had to see me in that position. 1197 01:06:30,116 --> 01:06:31,639 Cheers. 1198 01:06:31,683 --> 01:06:33,902 Erica, wait a minute. 1199 01:06:33,946 --> 01:06:35,904 [Erica] Stop it! Go away! 1200 01:06:35,948 --> 01:06:37,776 [Kieran] Don't walk away, please. 1201 01:06:37,819 --> 01:06:41,432 Get the fuck off of me! How could you, you lying cheating piece of shit! 1202 01:06:41,475 --> 01:06:42,476 How could you? 1203 01:06:42,520 --> 01:06:43,651 It's not what you think. 1204 01:06:43,695 --> 01:06:46,002 Oh, thank God it's not what I think 1205 01:06:46,045 --> 01:06:49,048 because I just walked in on you, naked in bed with some slut! 1206 01:06:49,092 --> 01:06:50,397 He finally got laid! 1207 01:06:50,441 --> 01:06:53,009 Please, let's go somewhere-- 1208 01:06:53,052 --> 01:06:55,707 Jesus, he actually does have a pretty big cock. 1209 01:06:57,100 --> 01:06:59,537 I think it was inside your sister, bro. 1210 01:07:02,192 --> 01:07:03,628 My sister? My-- 1211 01:07:03,671 --> 01:07:05,847 My sister! You fucking touched my sister? 1212 01:07:05,891 --> 01:07:07,066 I'll kill you! 1213 01:07:07,110 --> 01:07:08,285 Whoa, whoa, wait. 1214 01:07:08,328 --> 01:07:09,416 Oh. 1215 01:07:09,460 --> 01:07:10,548 [Barry] Right there. 1216 01:07:10,591 --> 01:07:12,028 Tyler's sister? 1217 01:07:12,071 --> 01:07:13,638 I'm good, I'm good. 1218 01:07:13,681 --> 01:07:15,335 You fucked with-- 1219 01:07:15,379 --> 01:07:18,338 The awkward, boyish sister? 1220 01:07:18,382 --> 01:07:19,905 Let me explain. 1221 01:07:19,948 --> 01:07:21,428 Ugh! 1222 01:07:21,472 --> 01:07:24,170 That's just cutting the circulation off the brain. 1223 01:07:24,214 --> 01:07:25,476 Fucking crazy. 1224 01:07:25,519 --> 01:07:27,521 [Tyler] Heath, just help a little. 1225 01:07:30,002 --> 01:07:33,919 [Trista] I know it's kind of a short notice, I just decided that I was going-- 1226 01:07:33,962 --> 01:07:35,225 Hey. 1227 01:07:35,268 --> 01:07:36,791 waiting like I was normally-- 1228 01:07:36,835 --> 01:07:38,228 Can I talk to you? 1229 01:07:38,271 --> 01:07:39,403 I'm on the phone, Kieran. 1230 01:07:39,446 --> 01:07:41,753 Okay, uh, this is important. 1231 01:07:43,276 --> 01:07:46,149 Can I call you back? 1232 01:07:47,280 --> 01:07:48,542 What do you want? 1233 01:07:50,675 --> 01:07:52,503 I just wanted to say that-- 1234 01:07:52,546 --> 01:07:54,722 What do you want to say, Kieran? 1235 01:07:58,117 --> 01:08:00,946 I just wanted to tell you I'm-- 1236 01:08:06,430 --> 01:08:08,475 Are you leaving? 1237 01:08:08,519 --> 01:08:11,478 No big shocker, huh? I can't imagine 1238 01:08:11,522 --> 01:08:13,828 why I'd want to leave this place. Right? 1239 01:08:13,872 --> 01:08:18,094 You know, I, I couldn't figure out why you wanted to live here. 1240 01:08:18,137 --> 01:08:22,185 And I didn't think you had it in you. You know, I was wrong. 1241 01:08:22,228 --> 01:08:26,102 Because you know what? You and my brother, you deserve each other. 1242 01:08:28,974 --> 01:08:30,106 Trista. Come on. 1243 01:08:38,897 --> 01:08:41,117 [Tyler] I'm fine, though. Okay, Barry? 1244 01:08:41,160 --> 01:08:42,248 Okay. You ready? 1245 01:08:42,292 --> 01:08:44,294 Yeah, I'm good. Ah! Fuck! 1246 01:08:44,337 --> 01:08:45,773 Jesus! 1247 01:08:45,817 --> 01:08:47,427 It relieves the pressure points. 1248 01:08:47,471 --> 01:08:49,473 Get off. I told you I'm okay. 1249 01:08:55,218 --> 01:08:58,177 I'm gonna fucking kill you, sister fucker. 1250 01:08:58,221 --> 01:09:00,397 [Tyler] Oh, I can't even look at you right now. 1251 01:09:00,440 --> 01:09:02,486 Oh, is it that terrible, Tyler? 1252 01:09:02,529 --> 01:09:04,792 [mocking] Yeah, it is that terrible, Trista. 1253 01:09:04,836 --> 01:09:06,620 It's not like I never had sex before. 1254 01:09:06,664 --> 01:09:08,274 You didn't have sex before. 1255 01:09:08,318 --> 01:09:09,406 A guy penetrated me. 1256 01:09:09,449 --> 01:09:11,408 Don't. No-- Nobody's penetrated you. 1257 01:09:11,451 --> 01:09:14,628 [Trista] I gave blow jobs, yeah, lots of them, 1258 01:09:14,672 --> 01:09:16,978 good ones, swallowing, big, fat, oh! 1259 01:09:17,022 --> 01:09:18,241 You're not doing that. 1260 01:09:18,284 --> 01:09:19,416 I won an award in college. 1261 01:09:19,459 --> 01:09:21,244 They don't give awards for that. 1262 01:09:21,287 --> 01:09:22,506 As a matter of fact-- 1263 01:09:22,549 --> 01:09:24,638 There's something you don't know about me 1264 01:09:24,682 --> 01:09:26,640 but I love having my brains fucked out! 1265 01:09:26,684 --> 01:09:29,165 Threesomes, foursomes, orgies, gang bangs-- 1266 01:09:29,208 --> 01:09:31,471 I told you not to hang out with Betty, that slut! 1267 01:09:31,515 --> 01:09:34,039 Missionary, a lot of doggie-- 1268 01:09:34,082 --> 01:09:35,301 Reverse cowgirl. 1269 01:09:35,345 --> 01:09:37,303 The gun? What are you doing-- 1270 01:09:37,347 --> 01:09:38,435 Daisy chains. 1271 01:09:38,478 --> 01:09:39,697 There's no fucking-- 1272 01:09:39,740 --> 01:09:42,003 Yeah, there's lots of them. 1273 01:09:42,047 --> 01:09:44,354 [Trista] You ever heard of a hot Carl? 1274 01:09:44,397 --> 01:09:46,138 What the fuck is that? 1275 01:09:50,621 --> 01:09:54,233 [Heath] You didn't-- You didn't really do all that, did you? 1276 01:09:55,713 --> 01:09:57,018 No, Heath. 1277 01:09:57,062 --> 01:09:58,890 Yeah. 1278 01:09:58,933 --> 01:10:00,457 How about some couscous ? 1279 01:10:00,500 --> 01:10:01,632 Alright, man. 1280 01:10:01,675 --> 01:10:03,242 Yeah. 1281 01:10:03,286 --> 01:10:05,288 [Heath] Couscous? What the fuck is that? 1282 01:10:09,727 --> 01:10:11,381 [Tyler] Come out of your room. 1283 01:10:11,424 --> 01:10:16,734 Remember when I burned your Barbies? You forgave me for that. 1284 01:10:16,777 --> 01:10:21,782 Come on. I'll take you to one of those shitty romantic comedies you like. 1285 01:10:23,741 --> 01:10:26,352 Please, come out. What are you doing in there? 1286 01:10:26,396 --> 01:10:28,354 You're by yourself, right? 1287 01:10:30,487 --> 01:10:33,229 [sighs] I'm sorry. 1288 01:10:35,056 --> 01:10:39,104 [Trista] I need a ride to the airport tonight. Are you taking me or should I call a cab? 1289 01:10:39,147 --> 01:10:42,325 What time? There's traffic-- Okay, okay, I'll take you. 1290 01:10:52,117 --> 01:10:54,250 Jesus Christ. 1291 01:10:57,514 --> 01:11:00,473 Hey, Mitra. It's, uh, it's Heath. 1292 01:11:00,517 --> 01:11:02,823 Heath the nurse. Ha. 1293 01:11:02,867 --> 01:11:07,350 Uh, uh, I'm just calling, I guess to apologize. 1294 01:11:09,177 --> 01:11:12,920 I don't know, I wrote down this list 1295 01:11:14,182 --> 01:11:17,142 about things that suck about Heath. 1296 01:11:17,185 --> 01:11:21,973 [Heath sighs] Sorry. Sorry for being fucking stupid. 1297 01:11:22,016 --> 01:11:25,368 Sorry for embarrassing you, I'm just being honest. 1298 01:11:25,411 --> 01:11:28,371 I'm still trying to be funny, I'll still be nice to you. 1299 01:11:28,414 --> 01:11:31,330 I'll cuddle you if you could forgive me or something. 1300 01:11:31,374 --> 01:11:35,116 Sucks! [sighs] I was in there. 1301 01:11:35,160 --> 01:11:37,423 Just call me back, I don't know. 1302 01:11:37,467 --> 01:11:39,643 I'll try not to fuck up again. 1303 01:11:58,705 --> 01:12:02,187 Wow. Of all the places I never thought I'd see you. 1304 01:12:02,230 --> 01:12:04,581 Surprised? 1305 01:12:04,624 --> 01:12:07,801 In more ways than one, Kieran. 1306 01:12:11,022 --> 01:12:13,285 You've every right to hate me. 1307 01:12:13,329 --> 01:12:15,505 No, I don't hate you. 1308 01:12:15,548 --> 01:12:20,031 Truth is 30 years from now I don't want to end up like my mother and father either. 1309 01:12:22,120 --> 01:12:24,340 Should have ended this a long time ago. 1310 01:12:24,383 --> 01:12:28,866 I know that you wanted to it's just, I really thought that-- 1311 01:12:34,175 --> 01:12:36,700 Just, uh, watch out for the coyotes. 1312 01:13:03,074 --> 01:13:04,292 [turns radio on] 1313 01:13:04,336 --> 01:13:06,120 Whoa, look. 1314 01:13:06,164 --> 01:13:09,123 No, you look! I've had a massive crush on him since he was 14! 1315 01:13:09,167 --> 01:13:11,299 What? Shut up. 1316 01:13:11,343 --> 01:13:15,129 He wasn't the self-centered prick of an older brother that never had time for me 1317 01:13:15,173 --> 01:13:17,393 he was a sweet guy that acted like I existed. 1318 01:13:17,436 --> 01:13:19,482 He's dead to me. I am not self-centered. 1319 01:13:19,525 --> 01:13:22,136 Look, we're hanging out right now, aren't we? 1320 01:13:22,180 --> 01:13:25,401 Yeah, feel the love. 1321 01:13:26,967 --> 01:13:28,229 Why are we slowing down? 1322 01:13:31,276 --> 01:13:33,104 I just gotta go inside for a bit. 1323 01:13:33,147 --> 01:13:34,758 I'll get them to comp you a drink. 1324 01:13:36,107 --> 01:13:38,152 What? 1325 01:13:38,196 --> 01:13:40,851 If you go in there, I'm not gonna be here when you get back. 1326 01:13:40,894 --> 01:13:43,680 Come on, Trish, you know I have to do this kind of stuff. 1327 01:13:43,723 --> 01:13:46,073 I'm not coming back. 1328 01:13:46,117 --> 01:13:47,597 Ever. 1329 01:13:47,640 --> 01:13:48,902 Two minutes. 1330 01:13:48,946 --> 01:13:50,251 Sure, Tyler. 1331 01:13:50,295 --> 01:13:53,820 Five minutes. Just turn this and lock your door. 1332 01:14:01,959 --> 01:14:04,091 I called his agent an hour ago. An hour ago! 1333 01:14:04,135 --> 01:14:06,137 He's still not here! I don't believe it! 1334 01:14:06,180 --> 01:14:07,747 Hey, Tyler! 1335 01:14:07,791 --> 01:14:09,357 Who are you? 1336 01:14:09,401 --> 01:14:11,055 Mike Profit, from Profit Promotions. 1337 01:14:11,098 --> 01:14:12,926 How're you doing? 1338 01:14:12,970 --> 01:14:15,755 I got you set up in VIP with a bottle on the house. 1339 01:14:15,799 --> 01:14:18,671 We got you scheduled for two hours, 30 minutes of photos, 1340 01:14:18,715 --> 01:14:21,152 hanging out, make it seem as natural as you can. 1341 01:14:21,195 --> 01:14:23,459 Then Alejandra, the Putas Locas producer 1342 01:14:23,502 --> 01:14:29,116 she's gonna get you geared off with the camera and set you loose on the audience, 1343 01:14:29,160 --> 01:14:32,250 He'll brief you, but you've seen the videos, ask them their name, 1344 01:14:32,293 --> 01:14:36,254 free T-shirts for titties out, 50 bucks for dyking in the bathroom and bla bla bla 1345 01:14:36,297 --> 01:14:38,038 and all that fun stuff, okay? 1346 01:14:38,082 --> 01:14:39,126 There you go. Enjoy. 1347 01:15:12,246 --> 01:15:13,857 [Mike] Is there a problem? 1348 01:15:13,900 --> 01:15:15,772 [Tyler] Yeah, I can't really do this. 1349 01:15:15,815 --> 01:15:18,035 Man, this isn't my shit anymore. 1350 01:15:21,734 --> 01:15:23,823 [soft music] 1351 01:16:32,065 --> 01:16:34,502 Seat taken? 1352 01:16:36,330 --> 01:16:38,332 Barry, how did you find me? 1353 01:16:38,376 --> 01:16:41,553 Bro, I spent eight months tracking cheetahs in the Serengeti 1354 01:16:41,597 --> 01:16:45,470 I think I can find a 150 pound white dude on the top of a mountain. 1355 01:16:45,513 --> 01:16:47,951 So how are you holding up? 1356 01:16:47,994 --> 01:16:49,996 Well, let's see, uh, 1357 01:16:51,258 --> 01:16:53,478 My friends hate me, 1358 01:16:53,521 --> 01:16:57,917 the girl that I never loved but was gonna move in with 1359 01:16:57,961 --> 01:17:00,572 left me, understandably. 1360 01:17:00,616 --> 01:17:02,922 And the girl that I do love 1361 01:17:02,966 --> 01:17:04,271 wants to leave me. 1362 01:17:04,315 --> 01:17:07,623 Actually, she already left. 1363 01:17:07,666 --> 01:17:09,668 There you have it. 1364 01:17:09,712 --> 01:17:12,932 But, hey, I'm still writing. Right? 1365 01:17:12,976 --> 01:17:16,327 Pumping out my terrible reviews 1366 01:17:16,370 --> 01:17:20,461 of mind numbing, suicide inducing Muzak. 1367 01:17:20,505 --> 01:17:25,466 I'll tell you what. I have a buddy that runs a pop culture mag in Hollywood. 1368 01:17:25,510 --> 01:17:27,643 I'm sure he can always use a smart reviewer. 1369 01:17:27,686 --> 01:17:30,080 Yeah, music, books, movies, stuff like that. 1370 01:17:30,123 --> 01:17:31,472 You interested? 1371 01:17:31,516 --> 01:17:34,737 Yeah, I totally am. You can hook that up? 1372 01:17:34,780 --> 01:17:38,262 [chuckles] Yeah. I can hook that up. 1373 01:17:38,305 --> 01:17:39,393 That's awesome! 1374 01:17:39,437 --> 01:17:41,221 But I won't. 1375 01:17:41,265 --> 01:17:42,962 [rock music] 1376 01:17:49,099 --> 01:17:52,058 Yo, I need to go rub one out real quick. Okay? Will you be alright? 1377 01:17:52,102 --> 01:17:53,756 Yeah. Why are you telling me this? 1378 01:17:53,799 --> 01:17:54,887 See you. 1379 01:17:54,931 --> 01:17:57,498 So, uh, hello, ladies. 1380 01:18:09,249 --> 01:18:10,947 Hey. 1381 01:18:10,990 --> 01:18:13,514 [Barry] I read your story about the girl. 1382 01:18:13,558 --> 01:18:14,733 You did? 1383 01:18:14,777 --> 01:18:17,127 It's good, man. You're very talented. 1384 01:18:17,170 --> 01:18:19,956 Believe me, if I thought it was shit, I would tell you. 1385 01:18:19,999 --> 01:18:23,829 The question is, do you want to be a writer 1386 01:18:23,873 --> 01:18:26,049 or just someone who writes? 1387 01:18:27,746 --> 01:18:30,662 Because if you want to be a writer then you have to get out 1388 01:18:30,706 --> 01:18:32,969 and experience things worth writing about. 1389 01:18:33,012 --> 01:18:36,537 Get the fuck out of here and entangle yourself in some drama. 1390 01:18:36,581 --> 01:18:39,758 Okay. Well, you know, I think I've had enough drama-- 1391 01:18:39,802 --> 01:18:43,109 What? Come on! No, you haven't! 1392 01:18:43,153 --> 01:18:46,156 It's time for you to reach under the bull 1393 01:18:46,199 --> 01:18:48,898 and just grab him by the nuts. 1394 01:18:50,900 --> 01:18:53,163 I mean, metaphorically. Do you understand? 1395 01:18:55,469 --> 01:18:57,210 Who are you? 1396 01:18:57,254 --> 01:18:58,777 Rwa. 1397 01:18:58,821 --> 01:19:00,083 Rwa. 1398 01:19:00,126 --> 01:19:02,694 Best friend, BFF always, uh-- 1399 01:19:02,738 --> 01:19:03,782 I knew it. 1400 01:19:03,826 --> 01:19:05,131 That Tyler. 1401 01:19:05,175 --> 01:19:07,220 There you go. You can go, thank you. 1402 01:19:07,264 --> 01:19:08,526 Uh-- No. 1403 01:19:08,569 --> 01:19:09,657 [loud kiss] 1404 01:19:09,701 --> 01:19:11,747 Oh, fuck. 1405 01:19:11,790 --> 01:19:13,879 Next. 1406 01:19:13,923 --> 01:19:16,969 Oh, my God. Is it really That Tyler? 1407 01:19:17,013 --> 01:19:19,755 Misogynistic pig, please sign my book. 1408 01:19:19,798 --> 01:19:22,627 [Heath] I don't know what to say. 1409 01:19:22,670 --> 01:19:25,717 I'm an idiot. 1410 01:19:25,761 --> 01:19:28,198 I have to lie to get laid. 1411 01:19:33,159 --> 01:19:35,771 I don't know what that look means. 1412 01:19:35,814 --> 01:19:39,557 Does that mean that we're all good, 1413 01:19:39,600 --> 01:19:43,866 or is that a look like you're gonna castrate or something? 1414 01:19:52,700 --> 01:19:55,878 [Tyler] Come on, Lexi, I don't want you to be upset anymore. 1415 01:19:55,921 --> 01:19:57,444 Upset? 1416 01:19:57,488 --> 01:19:59,577 Tyler, I'm not upset anymore. 1417 01:19:59,620 --> 01:20:03,102 I don't care. I have to care to be upset. 1418 01:20:03,146 --> 01:20:06,018 You put your big fat stupid head in the garbage disposal 1419 01:20:06,062 --> 01:20:08,107 and I gladly pulled the switch. 1420 01:20:08,151 --> 01:20:09,021 Seriously. 1421 01:20:09,065 --> 01:20:10,849 [growling sound] 1422 01:20:10,893 --> 01:20:13,634 Okay, look. Here, how about this? 1423 01:20:13,678 --> 01:20:16,507 Dear Lexi, 1424 01:20:16,550 --> 01:20:19,902 I'm very, very, very, truly, truly sorry 1425 01:20:19,945 --> 01:20:23,079 for ever ever taking for granted what we had. 1426 01:20:26,909 --> 01:20:29,128 Love, 1427 01:20:29,172 --> 01:20:30,956 Tyler. 1428 01:20:31,000 --> 01:20:33,654 [Tyler] Just give me a few minutes with these people 1429 01:20:33,698 --> 01:20:36,309 we can talk after. Okay? 1430 01:20:36,353 --> 01:20:37,876 Ugh. 1431 01:20:40,879 --> 01:20:43,099 That was, uh-- That was really nice. 1432 01:20:45,188 --> 01:20:47,886 I'm actually here to apologize to you. 1433 01:20:47,930 --> 01:20:50,933 Just like a hemorrhoid, the sister fucker returns. 1434 01:20:50,976 --> 01:20:52,456 Where's your copy of the book? 1435 01:20:52,499 --> 01:20:55,067 Tyler, I'm really sorry. 1436 01:20:55,111 --> 01:20:57,853 Oh, I'm sorry, too, sir. You see the rules? 1437 01:20:57,896 --> 01:21:00,725 [Tyler] No book, you can't be there. 1438 01:21:00,768 --> 01:21:02,509 Yeah, but I'm-- 1439 01:21:02,553 --> 01:21:04,729 No book [tsk] 1440 01:21:04,772 --> 01:21:06,905 Tyler, this is important, I'm trying to-- 1441 01:21:06,949 --> 01:21:08,080 Next! 1442 01:21:08,124 --> 01:21:09,908 Apologize. 1443 01:21:09,952 --> 01:21:13,346 Okay, fine, here. You can take this book. It's special for you. 1444 01:21:13,390 --> 01:21:16,132 I don't give two shits about your fucking book. 1445 01:21:16,175 --> 01:21:19,526 I care about you, you know-- I, I care about us. 1446 01:21:19,570 --> 01:21:20,745 Take the book. 1447 01:21:20,788 --> 01:21:23,052 I care about Trista. 1448 01:21:23,095 --> 01:21:24,357 Take the fucking book. 1449 01:21:24,401 --> 01:21:25,663 No. 1450 01:21:25,706 --> 01:21:27,099 Take the book! 1451 01:21:27,143 --> 01:21:28,535 I'm not taking the book. 1452 01:21:28,579 --> 01:21:29,928 I'm not! 1453 01:21:29,972 --> 01:21:32,888 Take the fucking book! 1454 01:21:32,931 --> 01:21:35,020 Fine! I have the book, now what? 1455 01:21:35,064 --> 01:21:39,068 Oh, you're welcome! You know what? End of the line for you! 1456 01:21:39,111 --> 01:21:41,635 And no head shot. Go! 1457 01:21:43,159 --> 01:21:44,725 Go. 1458 01:21:44,769 --> 01:21:47,293 [playful music] 1459 01:21:49,861 --> 01:21:51,080 [music ends] 1460 01:21:55,040 --> 01:21:56,259 [playful music] 1461 01:21:56,302 --> 01:21:57,608 [women yell] 1462 01:22:12,318 --> 01:22:14,930 [jet sound] 1463 01:22:14,973 --> 01:22:16,105 Ugh. 1464 01:22:17,367 --> 01:22:19,804 [ominous drone] 1465 01:22:21,371 --> 01:22:22,981 [screaming] 1466 01:22:29,857 --> 01:22:31,685 [screams and crashes] 1467 01:22:47,049 --> 01:22:48,876 [Lexi] I missed you. 1468 01:22:48,920 --> 01:22:50,617 Hm. I know. 1469 01:22:50,661 --> 01:22:53,969 Why did you tell that Buzz guy I shaved my asshole? 1470 01:22:54,012 --> 01:22:55,622 Because you did. 1471 01:22:55,666 --> 01:22:57,494 Yeah, I did it for you. 1472 01:22:58,930 --> 01:23:00,410 Sweet. 1473 01:23:02,716 --> 01:23:05,763 [Kieran] That's-- That's oddly romantic. 1474 01:23:06,982 --> 01:23:10,115 Alright, I guess I gotta catch a cab. 1475 01:23:10,159 --> 01:23:12,596 Ugh. Where's Heath? 1476 01:23:14,163 --> 01:23:16,817 I think maybe you should wait for a few minutes. 1477 01:23:16,861 --> 01:23:18,123 Why? 1478 01:23:18,167 --> 01:23:21,300 [Tyler] It's called courtesy, Kieran. 1479 01:23:31,571 --> 01:23:33,660 Alright. 1480 01:23:33,704 --> 01:23:36,098 Anybody want to say goodbye, or, 1481 01:23:37,055 --> 01:23:39,536 wish me luck? Tyler? 1482 01:23:42,539 --> 01:23:44,454 Good talk! 1483 01:23:44,497 --> 01:23:46,543 Alright, I'll see you, uh-- 1484 01:23:48,066 --> 01:23:50,764 This is for my sister. 1485 01:23:50,808 --> 01:23:52,549 She'll understand. 1486 01:23:52,592 --> 01:23:54,029 What's in the box? 1487 01:23:54,072 --> 01:23:56,074 Come on, what's in the box? 1488 01:23:56,118 --> 01:23:57,554 What's in the box? 1489 01:23:57,597 --> 01:23:59,121 What are you doing? 1490 01:23:59,164 --> 01:24:01,123 [Tyler] How's the doctor? 1491 01:24:01,166 --> 01:24:03,864 Was she licking your balls? 1492 01:24:03,908 --> 01:24:07,868 I would never ask her to do something like that. 1493 01:24:07,912 --> 01:24:10,088 If she wants to do it I'll let her do it, but, 1494 01:24:10,132 --> 01:24:12,525 Not gonna be a dick, like, [gruff voice] "Hey, bitch, lick my balls." 1495 01:24:12,569 --> 01:24:15,050 [Heath] I'll just let her do it on her own. 1496 01:24:16,138 --> 01:24:17,356 Classy. 1497 01:24:17,400 --> 01:24:19,054 Yeah. 1498 01:24:19,097 --> 01:24:21,360 [Kieran] Alright. So, guess this goodbye. 1499 01:24:21,404 --> 01:24:23,493 Are we hugging, or--? No? 1500 01:24:23,536 --> 01:24:26,061 Awkward to stand around and nod at each other. 1501 01:24:26,104 --> 01:24:27,105 Yeah. 1502 01:24:27,149 --> 01:24:28,889 I hope your plane doesn't crash. 1503 01:24:28,933 --> 01:24:30,152 Thanks, that's nice. 1504 01:24:30,195 --> 01:24:32,850 At least admit one thing. You had fun. 1505 01:24:32,893 --> 01:24:35,070 You had some fun in the penthouse. 1506 01:24:35,113 --> 01:24:37,898 It was definitely an experience, let's leave it at that. 1507 01:24:37,942 --> 01:24:39,248 You had the best part, 1508 01:24:39,291 --> 01:24:43,034 [chuckles] fucking your sister! Ah! 1509 01:24:43,078 --> 01:24:45,645 [Heath] Oh, God, I wish I was you. 1510 01:24:45,689 --> 01:24:46,951 [Heath] She's fucking hot! 1511 01:24:46,994 --> 01:24:49,301 [Tyler] Alright. But you did have fun, right? 1512 01:24:49,345 --> 01:24:50,737 Fucking your sister? Hell, yeah! 1513 01:24:50,781 --> 01:24:53,436 [chuckles viciously] 1514 01:24:55,786 --> 01:24:57,309 I'll see you. 1515 01:24:57,353 --> 01:24:58,919 Alright. 1516 01:24:58,963 --> 01:25:00,051 What? 1517 01:25:00,095 --> 01:25:01,139 Out, too. 1518 01:25:01,183 --> 01:25:03,489 I'm staying! Leave me alone! 1519 01:25:03,533 --> 01:25:07,232 [laughing] I'm not gonna leave! No! 1520 01:25:07,276 --> 01:25:10,279 [Tyler] Alright, you can stay, but you have to pay rent. 1521 01:25:10,322 --> 01:25:13,238 You got the fucking place for free!