1 00:00:05,606 --> 00:00:09,606 Look, Chubbs, I drew a mustache on Goldilocks. 2 00:00:09,610 --> 00:00:11,610 I know how the bear community feels about her. 3 00:00:14,245 --> 00:00:18,115 Zuri, get out! I told you my friends are coming over. 4 00:00:18,119 --> 00:00:19,749 Ugh! You're ruining my life! 5 00:00:19,750 --> 00:00:23,090 (IMITATING SIREN) 6 00:00:23,094 --> 00:00:25,604 Puberty Police! Check that teenage attitude, please. 7 00:00:27,298 --> 00:00:30,558 Sweetie, Emma wants to do big girl things with her big girl friends. 8 00:00:30,561 --> 00:00:33,401 Me, too! Why can't I hang with you? 9 00:00:33,404 --> 00:00:36,544 Because on movie night we talk about grown-up stuff like boys... 10 00:00:36,537 --> 00:00:39,737 And boy bands... And boys. 11 00:00:39,740 --> 00:00:44,040 Yuck! That reminds me, Chubbs and I need to get our cootie shots. 12 00:00:45,176 --> 00:00:46,176 (ELEVATOR DINGS) 13 00:00:47,648 --> 00:00:49,648 Hey, Emma! EMMA: Hey, Rosie. Ladies. 14 00:00:49,650 --> 00:00:51,620 (KISSING NOISES) 15 00:00:52,453 --> 00:00:54,693 Huh? 16 00:00:54,685 --> 00:00:57,725 Emma, this is Bryn. She's new. We have math together. 17 00:00:57,728 --> 00:00:59,558 Oh, hi. So nice to meet you. 18 00:00:59,560 --> 00:01:03,390 Hi. What an adorable little apartment. 19 00:01:03,394 --> 00:01:05,774 Reminds me of my family's Alpine chalet. 20 00:01:05,766 --> 00:01:09,566 Bryn has lived everywhere. She's 13th in line for the throne of Denmark. 21 00:01:11,202 --> 00:01:12,642 Oh, so you're Danish? 22 00:01:12,643 --> 00:01:18,253 I love your pastries, and your really big dogs. They're great. 23 00:01:18,249 --> 00:01:20,779 Don't mind my nanny. The closest she's been to royalty 24 00:01:20,781 --> 00:01:23,351 is accidentally taking the subway to Queens. 25 00:01:25,516 --> 00:01:28,586 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh 26 00:01:28,589 --> 00:01:32,159 ♪ Hey Jessie, hey Jessie 27 00:01:32,163 --> 00:01:35,703 ♪ It feels like a party every day 28 00:01:35,696 --> 00:01:39,296 ♪ Hey Jessie, hey Jessie 29 00:01:39,300 --> 00:01:42,530 ♪ But they keep on pulling me every which way 30 00:01:42,533 --> 00:01:46,183 ♪ Hey Jessie, hey Jessie 31 00:01:46,177 --> 00:01:49,637 ♪ My whole world is changing Turning around 32 00:01:49,640 --> 00:01:53,640 ♪ They got me going crazy Yeah, they're shaking the ground 33 00:01:53,644 --> 00:01:57,254 ♪ But they took a chance on the new girl in town 34 00:01:57,248 --> 00:02:00,448 ♪ And I don't want to let them down, down, down 35 00:02:00,451 --> 00:02:02,121 ♪ Hey Jessie 36 00:02:04,295 --> 00:02:05,825 ♪ Hey Jessie 37 00:02:07,658 --> 00:02:11,528 ♪ It feels like a party every day 38 00:02:11,532 --> 00:02:15,542 ♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, Jessie ♪ 39 00:02:19,510 --> 00:02:24,620 So my dad got us an advanced copy of The Sisterhood of Teen Paranormal Activity. 40 00:02:24,615 --> 00:02:29,175 Or, I brought the DVD of Ingmar Knudsen's Cries of Ice and Pain. 41 00:02:29,180 --> 00:02:32,280 Knudsen is Denmark's greatest living auteur. 42 00:02:32,283 --> 00:02:36,563 You are so deep and European. Oh! 43 00:02:36,557 --> 00:02:39,357 It's in black and white and there's hardly any dialogue. 44 00:02:39,360 --> 00:02:43,230 Watching it is like walking through a long, dark tunnel of sadness. 45 00:02:43,234 --> 00:02:45,404 Wow, as fun as that sounds, 46 00:02:47,468 --> 00:02:49,598 if I wanted to see cries of ice and pain, 47 00:02:49,600 --> 00:02:51,500 I'd just watch Ravi try to figure skate again. 48 00:02:53,304 --> 00:02:56,784 Ladies, here are your "Night at the Movies Strawberry Smoothies." 49 00:02:58,249 --> 00:03:00,809 Uh, did you use organic strawberries and soy milk? 50 00:03:00,811 --> 00:03:02,851 No. I wanted them to taste good. 51 00:03:02,853 --> 00:03:04,323 (LAUGHS) 52 00:03:07,218 --> 00:03:10,458 Sorry. I'm just not cool with drinking poison. 53 00:03:10,461 --> 00:03:11,761 Uh... 54 00:03:11,762 --> 00:03:14,372 Jessie, uh, maybe the girls would like some... 55 00:03:14,365 --> 00:03:16,595 Strawberries from a small organic farm upstate. 56 00:03:16,597 --> 00:03:19,697 Seriously? Go upstate for strawberries? Now? 57 00:03:19,700 --> 00:03:21,830 Hello! Why do we have a helicopter? 58 00:03:21,832 --> 00:03:24,682 Hello! I'm pretty sure not for airlifting in berries. 59 00:03:26,777 --> 00:03:30,877 Jessie, please, my hostess rep is at stake. 60 00:03:30,881 --> 00:03:33,341 How do you think it feels not having the right strawberries 61 00:03:33,344 --> 00:03:35,354 for the royal guest at my party? 62 00:03:35,346 --> 00:03:37,616 I think you just defined "rich people problems." 63 00:03:44,625 --> 00:03:46,525 (YELLING) Luke, what are you working on? 64 00:03:47,858 --> 00:03:49,328 (YELLING) Homework! 65 00:03:51,432 --> 00:03:53,532 (AT NORMAL VOLUME) I must have blown an eardrum in the helicopter. 66 00:03:53,534 --> 00:03:56,514 It sounded like you said you were working on homework. 67 00:03:56,507 --> 00:04:00,507 I am. I finally get to do a report on something I know a lot about. 68 00:04:00,511 --> 00:04:04,521 Your school's letting you write a paper on under-the-bed pizza box fungus? 69 00:04:04,515 --> 00:04:08,315 I wish. My social studies class has a Multicultural Night 70 00:04:08,319 --> 00:04:10,849 where we have to do a report and presentation on a foreign land. 71 00:04:10,851 --> 00:04:12,921 Listen. 72 00:04:12,923 --> 00:04:18,763 "The planet Krypton's chief exports include multicolored, poisonous rocks and Superman." 73 00:04:18,759 --> 00:04:20,789 You can't do your report on Krypton. 74 00:04:20,791 --> 00:04:22,631 Because it blew up? Because it's imaginary. 75 00:04:24,335 --> 00:04:27,395 Luke, if you need help researching other cultures, 76 00:04:27,398 --> 00:04:29,668 Zuri was born in Uganda and Ravi's from India. 77 00:04:29,670 --> 00:04:31,340 Do you see what I'm getting at? 78 00:04:31,342 --> 00:04:34,412 Yep. Once again, Emma's completely useless. 79 00:04:37,308 --> 00:04:38,778 (SCHOOL BELL RINGS) 80 00:04:38,779 --> 00:04:40,509 Hey, Emma! Over here! 81 00:04:40,511 --> 00:04:43,281 Hey, guys. Why aren't we at our regular table? 82 00:04:43,283 --> 00:04:45,663 I just think this one has better feng shui. 83 00:04:45,656 --> 00:04:48,816 And Bryn should know. She lived in Hong Kong for a year. 84 00:04:48,819 --> 00:04:51,419 Oh, cool. I'll just pull up a chair. 85 00:04:51,422 --> 00:04:53,062 Oh, we were just leaving anyway. 86 00:04:53,063 --> 00:04:56,033 But you stay and enjoy your charred animal flesh sandwich. 87 00:04:58,469 --> 00:05:01,299 You mean my hamburger? Rosie, here's your half. 88 00:05:01,301 --> 00:05:03,631 Oh, sorry, I can't. I gave up meat. 89 00:05:03,634 --> 00:05:06,414 Bryn says it's a healthier lifestyle. Mmm-hmm. 90 00:05:06,407 --> 00:05:10,677 It's cafeteria food. I'm pretty sure there's no real meat in it. 91 00:05:10,681 --> 00:05:15,751 Come on, girls. We need to gather bark for our twig tea. 92 00:05:15,746 --> 00:05:19,586 Sorry, Emma, I've got to go. But maybe we can hang out later? 93 00:05:19,590 --> 00:05:20,850 You can help sort my bark. 94 00:05:20,851 --> 00:05:22,751 Sounds super fun. 95 00:05:22,753 --> 00:05:24,323 Ow! Ow! 96 00:05:24,324 --> 00:05:26,564 We go to the right first now. 97 00:05:26,557 --> 00:05:29,697 Bryn says that's how they do it in Europe. 98 00:05:29,700 --> 00:05:31,500 (MOCKING) "Bryn says that's how they do it in Europe." 99 00:05:34,735 --> 00:05:39,005 Hey, Ravi, good news. I've decided to do my report on India. 100 00:05:39,009 --> 00:05:43,009 Mostly because it's easier to spell than Uganda. 101 00:05:43,013 --> 00:05:48,453 Excellent choice, brother. India is a fascinating land of beauty and mystery, 102 00:05:48,449 --> 00:05:50,679 the jewel of the Near East. 103 00:05:50,681 --> 00:05:52,751 That's a great opening for my paper. 104 00:05:54,054 --> 00:05:56,364 If only I had five to 10 more pages of that. 105 00:05:57,658 --> 00:06:00,888 Well, India gained its independence in 1947. 106 00:06:00,891 --> 00:06:03,931 The population is approximately 1.2 billion. 107 00:06:03,934 --> 00:06:06,974 Heh, I think I talked to all of them when my computer crashed. 108 00:06:06,967 --> 00:06:08,767 (LAUGHING) 109 00:06:10,671 --> 00:06:13,641 Doubtful. 110 00:06:13,644 --> 00:06:17,414 Another fun fact, the capital city is New Delhi. 111 00:06:17,408 --> 00:06:18,708 Can I ask a stupid question? 112 00:06:18,709 --> 00:06:21,049 There are no stupid questions. 113 00:06:21,051 --> 00:06:23,481 Is New Delhi where lunchmeat comes from? 114 00:06:26,557 --> 00:06:28,417 I stand corrected. 115 00:06:30,761 --> 00:06:34,631 Uh... Perhaps it would be faster if I typed. 116 00:06:34,625 --> 00:06:38,425 I am so happy you are excited to learn about my native culture. 117 00:06:39,169 --> 00:06:40,829 Uh, yeah. 118 00:06:42,803 --> 00:06:44,743 Me, too. 119 00:06:44,735 --> 00:06:47,175 More fun facts. Did you know that... (SHUSHING) 120 00:06:47,177 --> 00:06:48,737 Less talk-y, more type-y. 121 00:06:52,613 --> 00:06:53,613 Hey, Ravi. 122 00:06:53,884 --> 00:06:55,154 Hey. 123 00:06:55,145 --> 00:06:56,815 (SIGHS) 124 00:06:56,817 --> 00:07:00,717 Finally finished. Luke's report is a love-letter to my homeland. 125 00:07:02,192 --> 00:07:04,462 All he has to do is hit "print." 126 00:07:04,455 --> 00:07:07,555 How convenient for him. 127 00:07:07,558 --> 00:07:08,728 Hey, Ravi, thanks again for writing... 128 00:07:08,729 --> 00:07:12,699 Er, researching my report for me. 129 00:07:12,703 --> 00:07:14,943 You are most welcome, brother. 130 00:07:14,935 --> 00:07:16,635 (YAWNS) 131 00:07:16,637 --> 00:07:19,507 I am so tired I could sleep on a bed of nails. 132 00:07:19,510 --> 00:07:21,710 You can learn all about that reference on Page 3. 133 00:07:24,044 --> 00:07:26,924 Oh, but guess what? 134 00:07:26,917 --> 00:07:30,717 I also have to make a visual aid presentation for my project. 135 00:07:30,721 --> 00:07:36,791 And... Oh darn! I have sprained all of my fingers. 136 00:07:36,787 --> 00:07:42,657 Really? Well... I suppose I could aid you with your visual aid. 137 00:07:42,663 --> 00:07:43,663 (LAUGHS) 138 00:07:44,795 --> 00:07:46,665 Oh, great! Thanks, bro. 139 00:07:48,238 --> 00:07:49,668 (VIDEO GAME BEEPING) 140 00:07:51,542 --> 00:07:54,852 What? I didn't sprain my thumbs. 141 00:07:56,547 --> 00:07:57,747 Mmm-hmm. 142 00:08:00,851 --> 00:08:03,851 EMMA: Jessie! How do you stop in roller skates? 143 00:08:03,854 --> 00:08:04,994 Why? 144 00:08:09,560 --> 00:08:10,820 That's why. 145 00:08:13,093 --> 00:08:14,773 Okay... Come... Whoa... 146 00:08:17,798 --> 00:08:19,528 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey, hey, hey! 147 00:08:21,732 --> 00:08:24,102 Okay, I know my first question should be, "Are you hurt?" 148 00:08:24,104 --> 00:08:27,684 But I can't help asking... Why? 149 00:08:29,680 --> 00:08:33,240 Bryn says at her Swiss finishing school, they used to have Disco Days. 150 00:08:33,243 --> 00:08:36,693 She convinced everyone it would be a fun tradition to start at Walden. 151 00:08:36,687 --> 00:08:38,687 Why does Bryn get to call all the shots? 152 00:08:38,689 --> 00:08:41,549 I don't know. Everybody really seems to like her 153 00:08:41,552 --> 00:08:43,722 so I'm just trying to go along with the group. 154 00:08:44,925 --> 00:08:46,055 Give me a push. 155 00:08:46,957 --> 00:08:47,957 Ready... 156 00:08:48,999 --> 00:08:50,959 (SCREAMING) 157 00:08:50,961 --> 00:08:53,761 (CRASHING) (CAT YOWLS) 158 00:08:53,764 --> 00:08:56,274 Bertram, Emma made a mess in the living room! 159 00:08:59,640 --> 00:09:01,840 Look out! Sorry! 160 00:09:02,813 --> 00:09:04,273 My bad! 161 00:09:06,917 --> 00:09:10,017 Hey, why aren't you guys dressed for Disco Day? 162 00:09:10,020 --> 00:09:12,220 Oh, we canceled it. 163 00:09:12,222 --> 00:09:14,122 What? Why didn't you guys tell me? 164 00:09:14,124 --> 00:09:16,564 I sent out an email. Didn't you get it? 165 00:09:16,556 --> 00:09:18,226 Does it look like I got it? 166 00:09:20,861 --> 00:09:25,901 You got my address wrong. It's sunshinehappyrainbowkitty dot Ross! 167 00:09:25,896 --> 00:09:29,866 Oh, I forgot the dot. I'm supes sorry! 168 00:09:29,870 --> 00:09:31,040 Frowny-face. 169 00:09:34,304 --> 00:09:36,614 That was a totes phony frowny-face. 170 00:09:38,679 --> 00:09:40,749 Emma, it was an honest mistake. 171 00:09:40,751 --> 00:09:42,851 I'm not so sure about that. 172 00:09:42,853 --> 00:09:46,593 And it kind of seems like you're starting to like Bryn better than me. 173 00:09:46,586 --> 00:09:50,786 That's ridiculous! You're my best friend. I'm always here for you. 174 00:09:50,791 --> 00:09:52,861 BRYN: Rosie? Coming! 175 00:09:52,863 --> 00:09:53,863 Whoa! 176 00:09:55,325 --> 00:09:56,725 (ALL LAUGHING) 177 00:10:05,906 --> 00:10:07,806 (SIGHS) 178 00:10:07,808 --> 00:10:12,008 Wow, I've never seen you so down while looking at pictures of clothes. 179 00:10:12,012 --> 00:10:16,922 I know. I guess I'm learning life isn't like a perfume ad. 180 00:10:16,917 --> 00:10:19,347 No one rides a horse in a bikini, Gisele! 181 00:10:20,751 --> 00:10:24,801 I take it Disco Day wasn't as funkadelic as you'd hoped? 182 00:10:24,795 --> 00:10:27,695 I'm sure it's all in my head, but sometimes I feel like Bryn 183 00:10:27,698 --> 00:10:30,028 is trying to turn all my friends against me. 184 00:10:30,030 --> 00:10:32,000 Isn't that stupid? 185 00:10:32,002 --> 00:10:35,142 No. I've met her. She is trying to turn all your friends against you. 186 00:10:35,135 --> 00:10:37,935 What? You're supposed to tell me I'm being paranoid. 187 00:10:37,938 --> 00:10:41,138 You're not. The same thing happened to me when I was in high school. 188 00:10:41,141 --> 00:10:45,021 You mean my high school experience is turning into yours? 189 00:10:45,015 --> 00:10:46,645 In that case... 190 00:10:46,646 --> 00:10:47,746 (SCREAMING) 191 00:10:50,020 --> 00:10:52,880 Sounds like another successful Jessie pep talk. 192 00:10:54,184 --> 00:10:56,694 Hey, I know what I'm talking about. 193 00:10:56,687 --> 00:10:58,857 I had my own Bryn in high school. 194 00:10:58,859 --> 00:11:01,359 Jenna Glowinkie tried to turn all my friends against me. 195 00:11:01,361 --> 00:11:04,391 You had friends? Ugh, I owe Zuri 10 bucks. 196 00:11:07,137 --> 00:11:11,237 Just for that, I'm not going to tell you what went down in the cafeteria, 197 00:11:11,241 --> 00:11:13,841 October 19th, 2009. 198 00:11:14,805 --> 00:11:17,875 A Meatloaf Monday that will live in infamy. 199 00:11:17,878 --> 00:11:20,908 Here we go... 200 00:11:20,911 --> 00:11:23,851 Jenna tricked me into wearing desert camouflage 201 00:11:23,854 --> 00:11:25,964 when everyone else was wearing jungle camo. 202 00:11:25,956 --> 00:11:26,956 Who cares? 203 00:11:29,059 --> 00:11:31,889 My point is, teenage girls will turn on you 204 00:11:31,892 --> 00:11:35,002 faster than a tuna fish sandwich on a hot Texas day. 205 00:11:34,995 --> 00:11:36,995 Ooh... Aren't you still a teenager? 206 00:11:36,997 --> 00:11:38,997 Yeah. So watch your back. 207 00:11:40,831 --> 00:11:42,901 I have to stop coming into this kitchen. 208 00:11:49,039 --> 00:11:52,239 Ravi, I just earned 10 bucks from Bertram. 209 00:11:54,214 --> 00:11:56,354 What are you doing? 210 00:11:56,346 --> 00:11:59,816 Trying to finish up this traditional Indian kurta for Luke's presentation tonight. 211 00:11:59,820 --> 00:12:01,820 Why isn't he making it himself? 212 00:12:01,822 --> 00:12:07,202 Do you not know about Luke's horrible allergy to Indian fabric? 213 00:12:07,197 --> 00:12:09,857 You mean the fabric he's gonna wear tonight? 214 00:12:09,860 --> 00:12:12,200 The only thing Luke's allergic to is homework. 215 00:12:14,134 --> 00:12:16,374 You been played, son. 216 00:12:16,366 --> 00:12:20,006 Zuri! I am sure that is not true. 217 00:12:20,010 --> 00:12:23,810 It is not Luke's fault that he has not done a single bit of work... 218 00:12:25,215 --> 00:12:29,875 And now that I say it out loud, I realize I have been played. 219 00:12:29,880 --> 00:12:32,150 Like Carrie Underwood on Country Countdown. 220 00:12:33,924 --> 00:12:37,764 I cannot believe Luke has tricked me into doing his project! 221 00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:39,787 Curse my endearing naivete! 222 00:12:40,791 --> 00:12:43,031 Ooh, ooh! Let me tell Jessie! 223 00:12:43,033 --> 00:12:44,943 I'll go put my tattling dress on. 224 00:12:44,935 --> 00:12:48,365 No, do not tell Jessie. 225 00:12:48,368 --> 00:12:50,898 I will take care of Luke. 226 00:12:50,901 --> 00:12:55,911 Okay. But if you need any revenge ideas, I've got a binder. 227 00:12:58,448 --> 00:13:00,178 Emma, aren't you going out? 228 00:13:00,180 --> 00:13:04,920 Well, I texted Rosie, but she's busy exfoliating her grandma's back. 229 00:13:04,915 --> 00:13:07,985 Makes me feel better about my life. 230 00:13:07,988 --> 00:13:10,018 What about your other friends? 231 00:13:10,020 --> 00:13:12,990 Daisy's organizing her socks and Lisa's BeDazzling her turtle. 232 00:13:14,564 --> 00:13:18,004 And you guys are the popular girls? 233 00:13:17,998 --> 00:13:22,468 Well hey, why don't you and I have a girls' night out? It'll be fun. 234 00:13:22,472 --> 00:13:25,882 Okay. I guess it beats sitting at home and doing nothing. 235 00:13:25,876 --> 00:13:27,836 That's exactly what my prom date said. 236 00:13:35,545 --> 00:13:38,515 Ravi, are you sure this is what men wear in India? 237 00:13:38,518 --> 00:13:40,948 Only on alternate Thursdays. 238 00:13:40,951 --> 00:13:44,591 Now, remember, our national pastime is ostrich polo, 239 00:13:44,594 --> 00:13:48,904 and our primary export is bagel chips. 240 00:13:48,899 --> 00:13:53,459 Wow. There's some wacky stuff going on in India. 241 00:13:53,463 --> 00:13:58,573 At least we are not responsible for reality TV and bacon donuts. 242 00:13:58,568 --> 00:14:01,308 Anyway, thanks for this sari you made me. 243 00:14:01,311 --> 00:14:04,571 Oh, you have no idea how "sorry" I can make you. 244 00:14:05,946 --> 00:14:07,946 Why do I have to be here? 245 00:14:07,948 --> 00:14:11,518 Trust me, you're going to want to see this. 246 00:14:11,521 --> 00:14:15,931 The butler on Downton Abbey doesn't have to suffer through this stuff. 247 00:14:15,926 --> 00:14:19,026 Ladies and gentlemen. Or as they say in India, 248 00:14:19,029 --> 00:14:20,889 "boinkas" and "shurdy-gurdies." 249 00:14:22,893 --> 00:14:26,373 I'd like to tell you about a country across the Vindaloo Sea. 250 00:14:28,268 --> 00:14:31,438 A country named for its founder, Indiana Jones. 251 00:14:32,172 --> 00:14:33,302 (ALL LAUGHING) 252 00:14:33,303 --> 00:14:36,653 "Indiana Jones." (LAUGHS) 253 00:14:36,646 --> 00:14:41,606 I will now perform a traditional Indian dance... The Mumbai Mambo. 254 00:14:41,611 --> 00:14:43,911 (INDIAN MUSIC PLAYING) 255 00:15:00,070 --> 00:15:02,630 He deserves it. Do not feel guilty... 256 00:15:04,434 --> 00:15:05,614 (PLAYS UPBEAT SONG) 257 00:15:08,408 --> 00:15:09,978 Ravi, what are you doing? 258 00:15:09,980 --> 00:15:12,580 Being the bigger, though physically smaller, brother. 259 00:15:13,443 --> 00:15:14,913 Just follow me! 260 00:15:46,416 --> 00:15:47,946 (ALL APPLAUDING) 261 00:15:50,120 --> 00:15:52,150 That was the weirdest thing I've ever seen. 262 00:15:54,324 --> 00:15:57,564 And I once walked in on you giving a doll an appendectomy. 263 00:15:58,458 --> 00:16:00,128 That was ketchup, right? 264 00:16:00,130 --> 00:16:01,490 Sure... 265 00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:04,962 I'm wearing a girl dress, aren't I? 266 00:16:06,036 --> 00:16:08,996 Yes. The lack of pants should have tipped you off. 267 00:16:12,602 --> 00:16:15,112 See, Emma. Don't you feel better now that we're out? 268 00:16:15,105 --> 00:16:16,605 We're gonna have a great night, and... 269 00:16:16,606 --> 00:16:18,706 Uh-oh. EMMA: What? 270 00:16:18,708 --> 00:16:20,608 Nothing! (LAUGHS NERVOUSLY) Nothing. 271 00:16:24,614 --> 00:16:26,764 (GASPS) Are those all my friends? 272 00:16:27,517 --> 00:16:29,417 Not all of them. I'm here. 273 00:16:30,290 --> 00:16:32,760 That probably doesn't help. 274 00:16:32,762 --> 00:16:36,302 I can't believe they'd leave me out and lie to me! 275 00:16:36,296 --> 00:16:40,666 Emma, I'm so sorry. High school can be tough, but trust me, it gets better. 276 00:16:40,670 --> 00:16:42,700 It didn't for you! 277 00:16:42,702 --> 00:16:44,602 I choose to believe that's your pain talking. 278 00:16:50,680 --> 00:16:53,410 I am so humiliated. Let's go. 279 00:16:53,413 --> 00:16:56,653 No way. I ran away from my own mean girls in high school, 280 00:16:56,646 --> 00:16:58,116 and I've always regretted it. 281 00:17:02,592 --> 00:17:04,392 What's she doing here? 282 00:17:04,394 --> 00:17:06,104 Just ignore them. 283 00:17:06,096 --> 00:17:09,196 I thought we agreed we weren't inviting Bossy Ross-y. 284 00:17:09,199 --> 00:17:11,129 Let it roll off your back. 285 00:17:11,131 --> 00:17:14,431 And why did she come with that old lady? 286 00:17:14,434 --> 00:17:17,374 Is she doing community service? Say what? 287 00:17:17,367 --> 00:17:19,167 (ALL SHUSHING) 288 00:17:19,169 --> 00:17:21,439 Oh, it's just a trailer for a stupid murder mystery! 289 00:17:21,441 --> 00:17:23,541 I read the book, and the poodle groomer did it. 290 00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:26,183 There, saved you all 20 bucks! (ALL GROANING) 291 00:17:26,176 --> 00:17:27,476 Jessie, cut it out! 292 00:17:29,349 --> 00:17:32,519 Look, ladies, I'm sure this is just some misunderstanding. 293 00:17:32,522 --> 00:17:34,422 Bryn, I'm sure you would never be mean on purpose. 294 00:17:37,487 --> 00:17:41,657 Jessie, can we please just go? It's no big deal, you can homeschool me. 295 00:17:42,432 --> 00:17:44,332 JESSIE: No way! 296 00:17:44,334 --> 00:17:46,304 Eat corn, mean girl! 297 00:17:48,668 --> 00:17:51,438 This blow out cost $200! 298 00:17:51,441 --> 00:17:52,471 So did this popcorn. 299 00:17:53,803 --> 00:17:56,313 (PEOPLE CLAMORING) 300 00:17:56,306 --> 00:17:57,376 (BRYN SHRIEKING) 301 00:18:03,413 --> 00:18:06,623 Girls, don't just sit there! Help me! 302 00:18:06,616 --> 00:18:08,456 Can't I just be a conscientious objector? 303 00:18:08,458 --> 00:18:11,188 No! This is my group now, not Emma's! 304 00:18:11,191 --> 00:18:14,791 And you guys have to do what I say, or I'm cutting you out, just like I did her! 305 00:18:14,794 --> 00:18:16,504 (ALL GASP) 306 00:18:16,496 --> 00:18:21,226 I mean... Have I mentioned I'm royalty adjacent? 307 00:18:21,231 --> 00:18:23,371 Yes. Several times. 308 00:18:23,373 --> 00:18:25,383 No one was talking to you! 309 00:18:25,375 --> 00:18:27,105 Don't talk to Jessie that way! 310 00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:29,506 I don't want to speak to either of you! 311 00:18:29,509 --> 00:18:33,109 And you'll never be invited to my Scottish chalet. 312 00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:35,452 I thought you said it was an Alpine chalet. 313 00:18:35,445 --> 00:18:36,785 Uh... 314 00:18:36,786 --> 00:18:40,616 We're a two chalet family? 315 00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:44,250 I just searched online for "Bryn Breitbart plus royalty." 316 00:18:44,254 --> 00:18:46,434 The only thing that came up was Al Breitbart, 317 00:18:46,426 --> 00:18:49,296 "Happy Tush" Toilet Paper King! 318 00:18:49,299 --> 00:18:50,429 That's ridiculous! 319 00:18:51,501 --> 00:18:52,731 All right, all right! 320 00:18:52,732 --> 00:18:56,512 So I'm a T.P. heiress from Yonkers. Big deal! 321 00:18:56,506 --> 00:18:58,606 Happy Tush? That stuff is like sandpaper! 322 00:18:58,608 --> 00:19:02,508 Your family's product is as hurtful and abrasive as you! 323 00:19:02,512 --> 00:19:06,382 Well, Not all of us can be popular because our parents are famous. 324 00:19:06,376 --> 00:19:09,776 Bryn, people don't like me because of who my parents are. 325 00:19:09,779 --> 00:19:13,319 They like me because I'm nice to people. 326 00:19:13,323 --> 00:19:15,733 And if you agree to be nice back, then we can all be friends. 327 00:19:15,725 --> 00:19:18,585 Oh, Emma, that's so sweet. 328 00:19:24,894 --> 00:19:26,644 (IN SLOW MOTION) No! 329 00:19:36,446 --> 00:19:39,946 Rosie, you took a cheese glob for me! 330 00:19:39,949 --> 00:19:43,279 (WEAKLY) I know how much you like that blouse. 331 00:19:44,914 --> 00:19:46,564 I'm so cold... 332 00:19:47,557 --> 00:19:49,317 Yeah, you're under an AC vent. 333 00:19:51,561 --> 00:19:56,431 Emma, I'm sorry I went with Bryn instead of you. 334 00:19:56,426 --> 00:20:00,296 I was just dazzled by her... European-ness. 335 00:20:01,331 --> 00:20:03,431 You've always been my best friend. 336 00:20:04,534 --> 00:20:06,314 (COUGHS) 337 00:20:07,377 --> 00:20:08,477 Popcorn kernel. 338 00:20:10,640 --> 00:20:14,640 Oh, Rosie, you're my best friend, too. 339 00:20:14,644 --> 00:20:16,694 ALL: Aw... 340 00:20:16,686 --> 00:20:18,846 I guess this story has a happy ending after all. 341 00:20:22,722 --> 00:20:25,532 Hey, have a little respect, guys. People are trying to watch a movie here. 342 00:20:25,525 --> 00:20:27,455 Oh! Okay, okay... 343 00:20:27,457 --> 00:20:29,797 Um... Can I still get a refill on my popcorn? 344 00:20:29,799 --> 00:20:31,659 I promise I'll keep it in the bucket this time. 345 00:20:35,435 --> 00:20:38,835 And then the manager made us clean up our mess, banned us for life, 346 00:20:38,838 --> 00:20:40,808 and escorted us from the premises. 347 00:20:40,810 --> 00:20:43,640 So now I can cross "being escorted from a premises" off my bucket list. (CHUCKLES) 348 00:20:45,645 --> 00:20:48,015 Jessie, thanks again for standing up for me. 349 00:20:48,017 --> 00:20:51,617 You're just an above average nanny, but a really great friend. 350 00:20:51,621 --> 00:20:52,881 (ELEVATOR DINGS) 351 00:20:55,455 --> 00:20:56,525 Hey, Emma. 352 00:20:56,526 --> 00:20:57,526 Hey, girls! 353 00:20:58,388 --> 00:21:00,288 (KISSING NOISES) 354 00:21:01,591 --> 00:21:02,991 Guess what? 355 00:21:02,992 --> 00:21:06,542 My dad just sent me an advanced copy of The Thirsty Games! 356 00:21:06,536 --> 00:21:08,496 (ALL SHRIEK EXCITEDLY) 357 00:21:08,498 --> 00:21:11,838 I cannot wait to see all those hot guys in 3-D! 358 00:21:11,841 --> 00:21:14,471 I know! It shouldn't be called The Thirsty Games 359 00:21:14,474 --> 00:21:17,584 when it has so many six-packs in it. Am I right, ladies? 360 00:21:17,577 --> 00:21:19,547 (ALL LAUGH EXCITEDLY) (ZURI GRUNTS) 361 00:21:22,782 --> 00:21:26,862 Hey, wait a minute. So, the girls that turned on you have now turned back? 362 00:21:26,856 --> 00:21:30,416 Jessie, let it go! That was so five minutes ago! 363 00:21:39,068 --> 00:21:40,798 That is just cold. 364 00:21:44,504 --> 00:21:48,644 Aw, sweetie. Want to go prank call Jenna Glowinkie? 365 00:21:48,638 --> 00:21:50,578 Who's Jenna? 366 00:21:50,580 --> 00:21:55,350 She was my frenemy in high school. October 19th, 2009... 367 00:21:55,345 --> 00:21:57,085 Meatloaf Monday... Uh... 368 00:21:57,086 --> 00:21:59,686 I would love to hear this, but... 369 00:21:59,689 --> 00:22:01,419 I have to go BeDazzle my turtle. 370 00:22:03,753 --> 00:22:05,503 That is just cold. 371 00:22:07,527 --> 00:22:10,757 Hey Ravi, guess what? I'm doing a science report, 372 00:22:10,760 --> 00:22:12,660 and this time, I won't be asking you for any help. 373 00:22:12,662 --> 00:22:15,712 That is great, brother. I am glad you learned your lesson. 374 00:22:16,636 --> 00:22:19,366 Oh! And what is your topic? 375 00:22:19,369 --> 00:22:21,109 Asian Water Monitor lizards! 376 00:22:21,110 --> 00:22:24,070 Aw. Mrs. Kipling will be so proud. 377 00:22:28,047 --> 00:22:31,477 And Mrs. Kipling is writing it. 378 00:22:31,481 --> 00:22:35,491 Ha! The joke is on Luke. You are typing it in Hindi! 379 00:22:35,485 --> 00:22:37,355 Up top, girlfriend!