1 00:00:07,238 --> 00:00:09,638 Jessie, I can't use the new play area. 2 00:00:09,640 --> 00:00:11,410 They're making a movie over there. 3 00:00:11,412 --> 00:00:13,242 So use the play structure behind us. 4 00:00:13,244 --> 00:00:14,624 Been there, climbed that. 5 00:00:16,247 --> 00:00:18,247 Well, I brought a book you could read. 6 00:00:18,249 --> 00:00:19,389 No! 7 00:00:21,392 --> 00:00:23,292 Too easy. 8 00:00:23,294 --> 00:00:25,334 I hear it's a big budget action movie, 9 00:00:25,326 --> 00:00:27,656 Tomb Robbers: Mayan Mayhem. 10 00:00:27,658 --> 00:00:29,098 Why didn't you audition? 11 00:00:29,100 --> 00:00:30,600 Because I'd prefer to make my feature debut 12 00:00:30,601 --> 00:00:33,301 in an independent, character driven film, 13 00:00:33,304 --> 00:00:35,444 where I can really explore my craft. 14 00:00:35,436 --> 00:00:37,036 So, you auditioned and didn't get it? 15 00:00:37,037 --> 00:00:38,207 Bingo. 16 00:00:39,270 --> 00:00:40,770 Well, I'm going to go check it out. 17 00:00:40,771 --> 00:00:42,771 Those extras are extra-cute. 18 00:00:42,773 --> 00:00:44,283 (CHUCKLES) Stay close. 19 00:00:44,745 --> 00:00:46,545 Jessie! Help! 20 00:00:47,818 --> 00:00:49,578 Hang on, I'll save you! 21 00:01:00,531 --> 00:01:02,591 Don't worry! I'll get you down! 22 00:01:02,593 --> 00:01:05,743 Oh, I can get down. I just dropped my sandwich. 23 00:01:08,099 --> 00:01:10,199 But I clothes-lined a grandma to get up here! 24 00:01:10,201 --> 00:01:11,271 Whoa! 25 00:01:13,244 --> 00:01:15,214 (GRUNTS) 26 00:01:15,206 --> 00:01:17,706 Jessie! Can you toss up my sandwich? 27 00:01:19,810 --> 00:01:22,780 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh 28 00:01:22,783 --> 00:01:26,293 ♪ Hey Jessie, hey Jessie 29 00:01:26,287 --> 00:01:30,287 ♪ It feels like a party every day 30 00:01:30,291 --> 00:01:33,621 ♪ Hey Jessie, hey Jessie 31 00:01:33,624 --> 00:01:37,234 ♪ But they keep on pulling me every which way 32 00:01:37,228 --> 00:01:40,528 ♪ Hey Jessie, hey Jessie 33 00:01:40,531 --> 00:01:44,181 ♪ My whole world is changing Turning around 34 00:01:44,175 --> 00:01:48,235 ♪ They got me going crazy Yeah, they're shaking the ground 35 00:01:48,239 --> 00:01:51,739 ♪ But they took a chance on the new girl in town 36 00:01:51,742 --> 00:01:55,252 ♪ And I don't want to let them down, down, down 37 00:01:55,246 --> 00:01:56,386 ♪ Hey Jessie 38 00:01:58,619 --> 00:02:00,219 ♪ Hey Jessie 39 00:02:02,323 --> 00:02:05,803 ♪ It feels like a party every day 40 00:02:05,796 --> 00:02:09,156 ♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, Jessie ♪ 41 00:02:15,566 --> 00:02:16,806 (GROANING) 42 00:02:16,807 --> 00:02:19,307 Jessie, are you okay? 43 00:02:19,310 --> 00:02:21,770 Well, I just plummeted fifteen feet, 44 00:02:21,772 --> 00:02:24,882 but luckily, Zuri's sandwich broke my fall. 45 00:02:25,876 --> 00:02:28,146 Good thing I went with extra cheese. 46 00:02:31,682 --> 00:02:33,652 Let me help you up, mate. 47 00:02:33,654 --> 00:02:37,434 Whoa, you're really strong for a girl. 48 00:02:37,428 --> 00:02:39,588 Actually, you're really strong for a superhero. 49 00:02:39,590 --> 00:02:41,730 Well, when you're raised in the outback with eight brothers, 50 00:02:41,732 --> 00:02:43,262 you learn to hold your own. Oh. 51 00:02:43,264 --> 00:02:44,304 And stand upwind. 52 00:02:47,268 --> 00:02:50,338 Hey, now that my eyes are focusing again, 53 00:02:50,341 --> 00:02:53,901 you look really familiar. Aren't you... 54 00:02:53,904 --> 00:02:56,814 Australian accent! Adorable dimples! 55 00:02:56,807 --> 00:02:59,907 (GASPS) You're Shaylee Michaels! 56 00:02:59,910 --> 00:03:03,550 You are my most totes fave actress ever! 57 00:03:03,554 --> 00:03:05,764 Me too! I love your Tomb Robber movies! 58 00:03:05,756 --> 00:03:07,816 Not as much as I love my fans! 59 00:03:07,818 --> 00:03:10,688 But I gotta warn you, I'm a hugger! 60 00:03:10,691 --> 00:03:11,861 I'm a huggee! 61 00:03:14,495 --> 00:03:18,525 (STRAINING) This is great! I hope I remember it when I come to. 62 00:03:21,302 --> 00:03:23,802 Sorry, little sprog. Don't know my own strength. 63 00:03:23,804 --> 00:03:25,784 You don't sound like you do in your movies. 64 00:03:25,776 --> 00:03:27,906 Oh, that's because when I play Professor Pepper, 65 00:03:27,908 --> 00:03:30,378 I use an American accent. 66 00:03:30,381 --> 00:03:32,341 I'll take curly fries with that, please. 67 00:03:33,684 --> 00:03:35,754 That was brilliant. 68 00:03:35,746 --> 00:03:39,316 I remember how hard it was to master my perfect American accent. 69 00:03:41,752 --> 00:03:42,822 What? 70 00:03:42,823 --> 00:03:45,303 ALL: Nothing. 71 00:03:45,296 --> 00:03:48,356 You know, Shaylee, we have a lot in common. 72 00:03:48,359 --> 00:03:50,329 My best friend, Kenny, is from Australia. 73 00:03:50,331 --> 00:03:51,861 Really? What part? 74 00:03:51,862 --> 00:03:54,872 Well, technically, he was made in China. 75 00:03:54,865 --> 00:03:58,665 He's a stuffed animal, but he'll still be the best man at our wedding. 76 00:04:00,341 --> 00:04:01,971 Luke, heel! 77 00:04:01,972 --> 00:04:04,682 Sorry, you'll have to excuse him. Raging boy-mones. 78 00:04:07,448 --> 00:04:10,018 Jessie, tell Shaylee you want to be in her movie. 79 00:04:10,020 --> 00:04:12,980 Emma, I can't ask a total stranger for a part in their movie. 80 00:04:14,555 --> 00:04:15,955 By the way, my name is Jessie. 81 00:04:15,956 --> 00:04:17,826 Now that we're buds, can I have a part in your movie? 82 00:04:18,989 --> 00:04:21,289 Sorry, we're all cast. 83 00:04:21,292 --> 00:04:24,842 Although I do need a new stunt woman. 84 00:04:24,835 --> 00:04:26,795 Did the last one quit? 85 00:04:26,797 --> 00:04:29,597 Well, that's what she muttered as they loaded her into the ambulance. 86 00:04:29,600 --> 00:04:30,740 Well, most of her. 87 00:04:32,843 --> 00:04:35,853 You know, I have tons of stunt experience. 88 00:04:35,846 --> 00:04:37,946 No, you... (MUTTERING) 89 00:04:38,809 --> 00:04:40,449 I thought you might. 90 00:04:40,451 --> 00:04:43,551 Your fall from that play structure was very impressive. 91 00:04:43,554 --> 00:04:45,964 And look how fast your wounds scabbed over. 92 00:04:45,956 --> 00:04:47,886 I do have a gift for clotting. 93 00:04:47,888 --> 00:04:50,058 Everyone in my family is very clotty. 94 00:04:50,060 --> 00:04:53,490 Then you've got the job. I'll send someone over to get your info. 95 00:04:53,494 --> 00:04:54,604 See you on set. 96 00:04:54,595 --> 00:04:56,825 Right. Got it. On set. 97 00:04:57,828 --> 00:05:00,028 Ah! I'm going to be on set! 98 00:05:00,030 --> 00:05:02,800 Jessie, are you crazy? You're not a stunt woman! 99 00:05:02,803 --> 00:05:05,413 I wasn't a nanny either, but that didn't stop me! 100 00:05:07,338 --> 00:05:08,978 JESSIE: I love going to the zoo. 101 00:05:08,979 --> 00:05:12,009 Jessie, it is wonderful Shaylee got you in the movie, 102 00:05:12,012 --> 00:05:15,992 but while you are living out your dream by falling off tall objects, 103 00:05:15,986 --> 00:05:17,586 who will be looking after us? 104 00:05:17,588 --> 00:05:19,718 Oh, Bertram. He didn't want to do it, 105 00:05:19,720 --> 00:05:22,320 but I know about this nerve on the neck. 106 00:05:22,322 --> 00:05:25,532 It's amazing what people will agree to if you squeeze it just right. 107 00:05:30,330 --> 00:05:31,960 Zuri, why so sad? 108 00:05:31,962 --> 00:05:33,802 Didn't you have fun seeing Zeebee at the zoo? 109 00:05:33,804 --> 00:05:38,814 No! Poor Zeebee, he's a prisoner in that place! 110 00:05:38,809 --> 00:05:41,939 Stuck behind bars, wearing stripes... 111 00:05:43,614 --> 00:05:46,724 Uh, he is a zebra. 112 00:05:46,717 --> 00:05:52,347 Zebra's are people too. And he looked so lonely. It's not fair! 113 00:05:52,352 --> 00:05:55,562 Ravi and his pet are together every second of every day! 114 00:05:56,787 --> 00:05:59,027 Yes, and frankly, it's a little creepy. 115 00:06:05,365 --> 00:06:06,935 Hi, Shaylee. 116 00:06:06,937 --> 00:06:08,397 Jessie! Welcome! 117 00:06:08,399 --> 00:06:10,469 Thanks again for getting me this job. 118 00:06:10,471 --> 00:06:12,701 Wow, this set is amazing! 119 00:06:12,703 --> 00:06:14,073 These rocks look so real! 120 00:06:14,905 --> 00:06:16,375 Ow! 121 00:06:16,376 --> 00:06:18,076 That's because they are. 122 00:06:18,078 --> 00:06:20,978 Huh. I'm surprised they didn't teach you that in stunt school. 123 00:06:20,981 --> 00:06:23,951 Oh, they did. I got a C-minus in rocks. 124 00:06:26,887 --> 00:06:28,517 Luke? 125 00:06:28,519 --> 00:06:30,959 Whoa! I'm seeing double and I like it. 126 00:06:32,563 --> 00:06:34,633 You've got ten seconds to explain why you're not in school, 127 00:06:34,625 --> 00:06:36,665 or else you're going to need a stunt double. 128 00:06:36,667 --> 00:06:38,927 Well, dad called the director, McD, 129 00:06:38,929 --> 00:06:40,769 and got permission for me to do 130 00:06:40,771 --> 00:06:42,571 a behind-the scenes documentary for my film class. 131 00:06:42,573 --> 00:06:44,403 So, I get to follow you around with a camera, 132 00:06:44,404 --> 00:06:45,884 but this time, not in a creepy, 133 00:06:45,876 --> 00:06:47,576 without-your-knowledge kind of way. 134 00:06:49,640 --> 00:06:52,510 It might be less creepy if you weren't drooling so much. 135 00:06:52,513 --> 00:06:54,413 And if you had that camera pointed at our faces. 136 00:06:57,187 --> 00:07:00,887 No, I asked for a Choco-Doodle! 137 00:07:00,891 --> 00:07:02,921 This is a Choco-Buddy! 138 00:07:02,923 --> 00:07:05,133 Do you know who my father is? 139 00:07:05,125 --> 00:07:06,955 He is the head of the studio. 140 00:07:06,957 --> 00:07:09,627 And do you know why he gave me this directing job? 141 00:07:09,630 --> 00:07:10,900 Because I know how to get what I want! 142 00:07:13,203 --> 00:07:16,913 Ooh! And, it was a belated Bar Mitzvah gift. 143 00:07:17,768 --> 00:07:18,908 Where's my stunt woman? 144 00:07:18,909 --> 00:07:20,909 Hi, hi, McD. I'm right here. 145 00:07:20,911 --> 00:07:22,671 So, how do you want me to play this scene? 146 00:07:22,673 --> 00:07:24,883 Excited, scared, excitedly-scared? 147 00:07:24,875 --> 00:07:27,075 I want you standing on this "X". 148 00:07:27,077 --> 00:07:28,647 (BELL RINGS) 149 00:07:28,649 --> 00:07:31,179 Got it. On the "X", excitedly-scared. 150 00:07:32,953 --> 00:07:35,793 And action! 151 00:07:41,231 --> 00:07:42,691 Cut! (BELL RINGS) 152 00:07:43,964 --> 00:07:46,144 Okay, that was a great rehearsal. 153 00:07:46,136 --> 00:07:47,566 Now let's do it for real. 154 00:07:49,600 --> 00:07:51,000 That felt pretty real to me. 155 00:07:56,046 --> 00:07:57,076 Giddy-up! 156 00:08:00,681 --> 00:08:03,611 And now, it's a rug. 157 00:08:03,614 --> 00:08:07,264 I miss Zeebee. I wish he could come home. 158 00:08:07,257 --> 00:08:10,687 We can't have a big, smelly animal in an apartment. 159 00:08:10,691 --> 00:08:12,061 But we have Bertram! 160 00:08:12,923 --> 00:08:14,773 Good point. 161 00:08:14,765 --> 00:08:18,825 I'm gonna call Mom and Dad and ask if they can get Zeebee back. 162 00:08:18,829 --> 00:08:22,029 Zuri, Mom and Dad are never going to let you have a zebra in the house. 163 00:08:23,534 --> 00:08:27,744 But maybe we can do it without asking permission. 164 00:08:27,738 --> 00:08:29,838 I love not asking permission! 165 00:08:29,840 --> 00:08:32,580 Almost as much as I love not brushing my teeth. 166 00:08:33,644 --> 00:08:35,554 Yeah, we gotta talk about that. 167 00:08:39,950 --> 00:08:42,920 Are you sure you're Christina Ross? 168 00:08:45,295 --> 00:08:47,295 You look like a kid. 169 00:08:47,297 --> 00:08:50,627 Oh, you're too kind. And you don't look a day over forty. 170 00:08:51,001 --> 00:08:52,801 I'm twenty-seven. 171 00:08:53,904 --> 00:08:54,874 Yikes. 172 00:08:58,168 --> 00:09:01,608 Anyway, we'll take Zeebee now. 173 00:09:01,612 --> 00:09:05,922 It is highly irregular for donors to ask to borrow their animals. 174 00:09:05,916 --> 00:09:08,846 It's not like this is a lending library. 175 00:09:08,849 --> 00:09:10,549 (SNORTS) 176 00:09:10,550 --> 00:09:12,020 Yes, understood. 177 00:09:12,022 --> 00:09:13,882 We're just asking to get our zebra, 178 00:09:13,884 --> 00:09:17,734 which is housed in the Ross Family Wild Animal Pavilion. 179 00:09:17,728 --> 00:09:22,058 Which is located in the Ross Family African Adventure wing. 180 00:09:22,062 --> 00:09:23,932 I don't know. I just can't... 181 00:09:23,934 --> 00:09:26,974 B-T-W, what does it say on your paycheck? 182 00:09:26,967 --> 00:09:29,067 The Ross Family Foundation... Ooh. 183 00:09:30,941 --> 00:09:33,141 Would you like Zeebee washed first? 184 00:09:33,143 --> 00:09:36,883 We can make him smell like the rainforest, or a new car. 185 00:09:41,612 --> 00:09:43,182 Good on you, Jessie! 186 00:09:43,183 --> 00:09:44,893 You rocked it! 187 00:09:44,885 --> 00:09:49,115 Literally, because I just caught a boulder with my face. 188 00:09:49,119 --> 00:09:51,889 On the bright side, it really brings out the red in your cheeks. 189 00:09:51,892 --> 00:09:53,592 That's blood. 190 00:09:54,995 --> 00:09:56,965 Well, you make it work. 191 00:09:56,967 --> 00:09:59,597 Thanks. You know, for a big movie star, 192 00:09:59,599 --> 00:10:01,169 you're really easy to talk to. 193 00:10:01,171 --> 00:10:03,231 Oh, thanks! 194 00:10:03,233 --> 00:10:07,213 (SIGHS) I try, but you know, it's not that easy to make friends in this business. 195 00:10:07,207 --> 00:10:09,237 You never know who you can trust. 196 00:10:09,239 --> 00:10:11,139 You know, I was voted Most Trustworthy in my high school class. 197 00:10:12,683 --> 00:10:14,853 Also, Most Likely to Marry a Rodeo Clown, 198 00:10:14,845 --> 00:10:16,245 which I don't tell very many people. 199 00:10:17,187 --> 00:10:18,887 It's a good policy. Probably. 200 00:10:20,991 --> 00:10:23,951 I'm so used to being around adults on set. 201 00:10:23,954 --> 00:10:26,804 It's really nice to have a girl my own age to talk to. 202 00:10:26,797 --> 00:10:29,927 And it's really nice for me to talk to a girl without ending every sentence 203 00:10:29,930 --> 00:10:31,060 with "because I said so." 204 00:10:32,863 --> 00:10:35,373 Hey, you want to come hang out at my place later? 205 00:10:35,365 --> 00:10:38,305 I would love to! Ooh, could we do that thing 206 00:10:38,308 --> 00:10:40,868 where a girl goes to sleep over at another girl's house? 207 00:10:40,871 --> 00:10:42,141 What do you call that? 208 00:10:42,142 --> 00:10:45,282 A sleepover? Yes, brilliant! 209 00:10:45,275 --> 00:10:47,015 I've never had one of those. 210 00:10:47,017 --> 00:10:49,077 What about your first movie, Past Your Dead-time. 211 00:10:49,950 --> 00:10:51,350 Doesn't count. 212 00:10:51,351 --> 00:10:53,321 I got eaten by a werewolf, before the first pillow fight. 213 00:10:54,354 --> 00:10:56,864 Well, the only hairy, scary thing 214 00:10:56,857 --> 00:10:59,127 you'll encounter at our penthouse is our butler Bertram's back. 215 00:11:00,861 --> 00:11:04,391 Oh, Shaylee, you were so brilliant 216 00:11:04,394 --> 00:11:06,274 when those boulders fell on you. 217 00:11:06,266 --> 00:11:08,796 I really felt your pain. 218 00:11:08,799 --> 00:11:10,969 Actually, that was my pain. 219 00:11:11,872 --> 00:11:14,982 That's what makes her such a great actress. 220 00:11:14,975 --> 00:11:17,045 The way that she used your pain. 221 00:11:19,179 --> 00:11:21,079 I adore you. 222 00:11:24,414 --> 00:11:26,194 You even taste amazing. 223 00:11:26,186 --> 00:11:27,786 Oh, that's chocolate. 224 00:11:27,788 --> 00:11:28,958 I ate the last Choco-Doodle. 225 00:11:30,190 --> 00:11:32,390 Which you so deserve 226 00:11:35,065 --> 00:11:38,895 because you are a bright, shining star. 227 00:11:42,032 --> 00:11:44,102 That McD is a giant tool. 228 00:11:44,104 --> 00:11:47,214 He's my boyfriend. Which is American for talent! 229 00:11:50,941 --> 00:11:53,241 Zeebee, would you like some tea? 230 00:11:53,243 --> 00:11:56,193 No! Considering what I just mopped up, 231 00:11:56,186 --> 00:11:57,186 no more liquids! 232 00:11:59,990 --> 00:12:01,820 Is that Zeebee? (ZEEBEE NEIGHS) 233 00:12:01,822 --> 00:12:03,222 Uh, no. 234 00:12:07,457 --> 00:12:10,727 Please, sister. How dumb do you think I am? 235 00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:13,360 Well, on a scale from Luke to Einstein... 236 00:12:14,504 --> 00:12:16,774 I think you should check yourself, 237 00:12:16,767 --> 00:12:18,767 before you proceed to wreck yourself. 238 00:12:22,973 --> 00:12:24,823 (BOTH SOBBING) 239 00:12:27,047 --> 00:12:30,047 That movie was so sad. 240 00:12:30,050 --> 00:12:31,450 But at least Channing Tatum's soul 241 00:12:31,451 --> 00:12:33,321 will live on in Blake Lively's puppy. 242 00:12:34,925 --> 00:12:38,085 Every time she says "Fetch!", he'll bring her his heart! 243 00:12:43,463 --> 00:12:44,763 This is really fun. 244 00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:48,196 I'm so busy being in movies, 245 00:12:48,198 --> 00:12:50,998 I never to just sit and watch one with a mate. 246 00:12:51,001 --> 00:12:52,971 Whereas I'm so busy sitting around watching them, 247 00:12:52,973 --> 00:12:54,443 I never have time to be in one. 248 00:12:56,076 --> 00:12:57,506 So, how long have you been acting? 249 00:12:57,507 --> 00:12:59,347 Since I was knee-high to a wallaby. 250 00:12:59,349 --> 00:13:01,879 Which is not the best place to be. They're kickers. 251 00:13:01,882 --> 00:13:02,882 Noted. 252 00:13:04,955 --> 00:13:06,915 You know, you have had my dream life. 253 00:13:06,917 --> 00:13:09,057 It hasn't all been dreamy. 254 00:13:09,059 --> 00:13:11,959 Have you ever played peek-a-boo with Christopher Walken? 255 00:13:11,962 --> 00:13:14,292 It's creepy. 256 00:13:14,294 --> 00:13:16,074 Anything with Christopher Walken is creepy. 257 00:13:19,329 --> 00:13:21,999 You know, Jessie, I'm really impressed 258 00:13:22,002 --> 00:13:23,932 with how you handle your stunts. 259 00:13:23,934 --> 00:13:25,584 You're pretty tough for a city gal. 260 00:13:25,575 --> 00:13:30,075 Actually, I was raised on a military base, which is no picnic. 261 00:13:30,080 --> 00:13:31,980 Except, of course, for the annual Officer's Picnic. 262 00:13:33,844 --> 00:13:34,994 See this scar? 263 00:13:34,985 --> 00:13:37,045 Got it crawling through barbed wire. 264 00:13:37,047 --> 00:13:38,487 Obstacle course? Nope. Nope. 265 00:13:38,488 --> 00:13:40,448 Sneaking out of my bedroom window. Strict dad. 266 00:13:42,022 --> 00:13:44,152 I got that beat. See this scar? 267 00:13:45,195 --> 00:13:46,555 Croc bite. 268 00:13:46,556 --> 00:13:48,526 Whoa! That's pretty gnarly. 269 00:13:48,528 --> 00:13:50,028 You should've seen the one I gave him. 270 00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:54,431 Well, I will toast to your croc bite. 271 00:13:54,434 --> 00:13:56,614 And I will toast to your barbed wire scar. 272 00:13:56,606 --> 00:13:57,606 Hmm. 273 00:13:59,439 --> 00:14:02,069 So, on to emotional scars. 274 00:14:02,072 --> 00:14:04,042 Let's talk about guys. 275 00:14:04,044 --> 00:14:06,284 How long have you and McD been an item? 276 00:14:06,276 --> 00:14:10,046 Almost a year. I'm so lucky that we found each other. 277 00:14:10,050 --> 00:14:11,050 I don't know what I'd do without him. 278 00:14:11,051 --> 00:14:13,051 Isn't he a genius? 279 00:14:13,053 --> 00:14:16,863 Well, that's what he put on the back of his director's chair. 280 00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:19,356 What about you? Is there a special guy in your life? 281 00:14:19,359 --> 00:14:22,929 Two, actually. My boyfriend Tony, and the freckled one 282 00:14:22,933 --> 00:14:24,633 that's currently taping us from behind that chair. 283 00:14:29,139 --> 00:14:30,199 Hello. 284 00:14:32,072 --> 00:14:34,002 Hey, don't mind me, 285 00:14:34,004 --> 00:14:37,554 but if you guys want to break out into an impromptu pillow fight, 286 00:14:37,547 --> 00:14:39,977 I put some on your chairs. 287 00:14:41,952 --> 00:14:42,952 Hey! 288 00:14:42,953 --> 00:14:44,013 Whoa! 289 00:14:46,456 --> 00:14:48,986 Nice shot! Wait for it. 290 00:14:53,023 --> 00:14:55,003 You have got to teach me how to do that! 291 00:14:57,167 --> 00:14:59,667 Thanks for helping me get Zeebee's dinner. 292 00:14:59,669 --> 00:15:01,329 No probs. 293 00:15:01,331 --> 00:15:03,331 Tony's rat guy knows a goat guy, who knows a hay guy. 294 00:15:05,105 --> 00:15:07,405 BERTRAM: ♪ I'm making stroganoff 295 00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:09,937 ♪ At which those brats will scoff ♪ 296 00:15:11,641 --> 00:15:13,941 Hey! What's with the hay? 297 00:15:13,944 --> 00:15:17,224 Uh, it is a new health craze. 298 00:15:17,217 --> 00:15:19,917 Zuri has been irregular. 299 00:15:27,597 --> 00:15:30,197 Hey! Why me? Why not Emma? 300 00:15:30,200 --> 00:15:31,960 Your zebra, your constipation. 301 00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:35,973 So, eating hay is healthy? 302 00:15:35,966 --> 00:15:37,036 Yup. 303 00:15:39,409 --> 00:15:41,939 (HOARSELY) And it doesn't scratch your throat at all! 304 00:15:43,373 --> 00:15:45,283 Good for you. 305 00:15:45,275 --> 00:15:47,015 They're getting weirder every day. 306 00:15:50,050 --> 00:15:51,120 McD: Action! 307 00:15:57,487 --> 00:15:59,987 Cut! Print! Bandage! 308 00:15:59,990 --> 00:16:01,390 (BELL RINGS) 309 00:16:02,362 --> 00:16:04,462 Jessie, that was awesome! 310 00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:06,974 You bounced so high after the temple exploded! 311 00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:09,636 You were like a kangaroo on a sugar bender. 312 00:16:09,639 --> 00:16:12,169 That's what I was going for. 313 00:16:12,172 --> 00:16:15,082 Hey, did the mic pick up the ripping cartilage sound? 314 00:16:15,075 --> 00:16:17,105 Because it was really loud in my head. 315 00:16:18,408 --> 00:16:19,548 Out here, too. 316 00:16:22,352 --> 00:16:25,062 So, exciting news! 317 00:16:25,055 --> 00:16:31,215 I spoke to McD last night and he agreed to write you a speaking role! 318 00:16:31,221 --> 00:16:34,761 I actually have a speaking part in a big-time movie? 319 00:16:34,764 --> 00:16:36,734 This is a dream come true! 320 00:16:40,030 --> 00:16:42,030 (CROWD TALKING INDISTINCTLY) 321 00:16:43,633 --> 00:16:47,043 I can't believe I'm going to the premiere of my first movie. 322 00:16:47,037 --> 00:16:48,407 Thank you so much, Shaylee! 323 00:16:48,408 --> 00:16:50,008 The popcorn is on me tonight. 324 00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:53,279 Jessie, at a premiere, the popcorn is free. 325 00:16:53,283 --> 00:16:54,313 No way! 326 00:16:56,416 --> 00:16:58,186 Could this get any better? 327 00:16:58,188 --> 00:17:01,288 (GASPS) We won Best Actresses before the movie even came out? 328 00:17:03,623 --> 00:17:05,563 I guess it can get better! 329 00:17:05,555 --> 00:17:07,125 Thank you, thank you. 330 00:17:08,298 --> 00:17:10,458 Thank you. Oh, thank you. 331 00:17:10,460 --> 00:17:14,100 Jessie, what are you doing? 332 00:17:14,104 --> 00:17:18,774 Uh, this is just what we do before we eat a corndog in America. 333 00:17:18,768 --> 00:17:21,208 Thank you. 334 00:17:21,211 --> 00:17:23,511 You know what we do before we eat food in the outback? 335 00:17:23,513 --> 00:17:25,223 We kill it. Fun! 336 00:17:27,617 --> 00:17:29,417 So, what's my part? 337 00:17:29,419 --> 00:17:33,119 Okay, well, there's a vicious, corrupt, double crossing spy 338 00:17:33,123 --> 00:17:35,193 with an elaborate plan to take down Professor Pepper. 339 00:17:35,185 --> 00:17:36,755 Wow, what an amazing character! 340 00:17:36,756 --> 00:17:39,156 And you'll be playing her receptionist! 341 00:17:39,159 --> 00:17:41,729 Oh. Who is also a spy! 342 00:17:41,731 --> 00:17:43,131 No. She's just a receptionist. 343 00:17:44,834 --> 00:17:47,304 But she plays by her own rules! Sold! 344 00:17:48,838 --> 00:17:51,298 I can't believe I'm going to get to act with my new best mate. 345 00:17:51,301 --> 00:17:54,101 (IN AN AUSTRALIAN ACCENT) Oh! Listen to me, I'm a regular Aussie. 346 00:17:54,104 --> 00:17:56,084 Throw another shrimp on the... 347 00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:57,845 Don't say it. 348 00:17:57,847 --> 00:17:58,807 (MUFFLED) Barbie. 349 00:18:06,756 --> 00:18:09,516 Do you think Zeebee liked the movie? 350 00:18:09,519 --> 00:18:11,419 Not as much as he likes that chair. 351 00:18:13,393 --> 00:18:15,703 BERTRAM: ♪ It's time to watch a flick 352 00:18:15,695 --> 00:18:18,495 ♪ No kids to make me sick ♪ 353 00:18:18,498 --> 00:18:21,298 It's Bertram! Zuri, quick, hide Zeebee! 354 00:18:21,301 --> 00:18:22,501 I'm on it. 355 00:18:26,136 --> 00:18:28,176 Your zebra-hiding skills, 356 00:18:28,178 --> 00:18:30,408 while improving, are still subpar. 357 00:18:34,444 --> 00:18:36,194 (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) 358 00:18:36,186 --> 00:18:38,246 Ravi, why are you standing there? 359 00:18:38,248 --> 00:18:41,218 Oh, I am just, uh, 360 00:18:41,221 --> 00:18:44,491 admiring this lovely poly-blend curtain. 361 00:18:44,494 --> 00:18:46,464 It is like stroking happiness. 362 00:18:47,627 --> 00:18:49,857 I would think that's odd, if it didn't come from a kid 363 00:18:49,859 --> 00:18:51,559 who bathes with his giant lizard. 364 00:18:53,533 --> 00:18:55,313 (CLEARS THROAT) 365 00:18:55,305 --> 00:18:56,635 (LAUGHS NERVOUSLY) 366 00:18:56,636 --> 00:18:58,266 Um, would you please move? 367 00:18:58,268 --> 00:19:01,238 I have a date with Dame Judi Dench. 368 00:19:01,241 --> 00:19:02,771 She's two kinds of "dames," 369 00:19:02,772 --> 00:19:05,452 if you know what I mean. (PURRS) 370 00:19:06,216 --> 00:19:07,616 Thankfully, I do not. 371 00:19:13,323 --> 00:19:15,153 Would you please stop this? 372 00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:17,564 I'm getting annoyed, and frankly, kinda sweaty. 373 00:19:19,729 --> 00:19:21,259 Why did he stop? 374 00:19:21,261 --> 00:19:22,761 Tell him he has to move. 375 00:19:22,762 --> 00:19:24,932 How? I don't speak zebra! 376 00:19:27,437 --> 00:19:30,267 Why do I feel there's something going on? 377 00:19:30,270 --> 00:19:32,470 Maybe because you have trust issues. 378 00:19:32,472 --> 00:19:34,842 Who hurt you, Bertram? 379 00:19:34,844 --> 00:19:36,814 Right now I'm trying not to hurt you! 380 00:19:38,548 --> 00:19:40,578 Now, if you'll excuse me... 381 00:19:41,281 --> 00:19:42,581 (SCREAMS) 382 00:19:44,584 --> 00:19:45,664 What the... 383 00:19:46,356 --> 00:19:48,456 Who's in there? 384 00:19:48,458 --> 00:19:49,788 Sorry, Bertram. 385 00:19:51,791 --> 00:19:55,631 Why did you just kick me? And why did it hurt so much? 386 00:19:56,496 --> 00:19:57,896 Oh, blame Jessie. 387 00:19:57,897 --> 00:20:00,497 She's the one who signed me up for soccer. 388 00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:06,442 I think it might be safer to just watch TV in my room. 389 00:20:06,436 --> 00:20:08,436 Come on, "M". Let's bond. 390 00:20:10,680 --> 00:20:13,480 I better keep Zeebee in my room from now on. 391 00:20:13,483 --> 00:20:15,423 That is a good idea. 392 00:20:15,415 --> 00:20:17,685 Which I believe brings you to one for the week! 393 00:20:22,692 --> 00:20:24,322 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 394 00:20:25,455 --> 00:20:27,495 It's okay, I got it from here. 395 00:20:27,497 --> 00:20:28,897 Are you sure? 396 00:20:28,898 --> 00:20:31,258 Because for the past hour you've been calling me Frodo. 397 00:20:32,402 --> 00:20:33,962 I'm fine. Okay. 398 00:20:35,465 --> 00:20:36,535 Gonna fall. 399 00:20:36,806 --> 00:20:38,366 Whoa! 400 00:20:40,009 --> 00:20:44,309 Wow, Jessie, I haven't seen you look this bad ever. 401 00:20:44,314 --> 00:20:47,454 And that includes your panda bear sweater stage. 402 00:20:47,447 --> 00:20:49,547 On the bright side, I've lost so much blood, 403 00:20:49,549 --> 00:20:51,019 I think I'm down a dress size. 404 00:20:53,583 --> 00:20:56,463 Jessie, maybe you should think about quitting the movie 405 00:20:56,456 --> 00:20:59,986 before you quit, you know, breathing. 406 00:20:59,989 --> 00:21:02,559 I can't. McD gave me a line in the movie. 407 00:21:02,562 --> 00:21:05,842 So, I just have to survive all of my stunts until my big scene. 408 00:21:07,897 --> 00:21:09,497 Do you guys hear bells? 409 00:21:12,442 --> 00:21:13,472 (BOTH SCREAM) 410 00:21:15,605 --> 00:21:17,505 Your ear just fell off! 411 00:21:17,507 --> 00:21:20,307 Guy's relax. It's a fake from the movie. 412 00:21:20,680 --> 00:21:21,980 I hope. 413 00:21:24,814 --> 00:21:26,424 (SCREAMS) 414 00:21:31,491 --> 00:21:32,961 Channing, stop it. 415 00:21:34,594 --> 00:21:35,974 Oh, you animal. 416 00:21:38,568 --> 00:21:40,798 (GASPS) Ah! Animal! 417 00:21:44,033 --> 00:21:45,383 Found him. 418 00:21:50,880 --> 00:21:54,410 Guys, was there just a zebra in here licking my face? 419 00:21:54,414 --> 00:21:57,694 What? Pfft, no! 420 00:21:59,649 --> 00:22:03,419 You must have taken one too many hits to the coconut. 421 00:22:03,423 --> 00:22:05,933 But how come my cheek is wet? 422 00:22:05,925 --> 00:22:09,025 Oh, that was me licking your face. 423 00:22:09,028 --> 00:22:11,098 Because you're so darn sweet! 424 00:22:14,003 --> 00:22:15,573 Thank you? 425 00:22:15,565 --> 00:22:16,835 (PHONE RINGS) 426 00:22:16,836 --> 00:22:18,736 (GASPS) I'm late for the set! 427 00:22:18,738 --> 00:22:21,508 I'm just a few concussions away from filming my speaking role! 428 00:22:28,548 --> 00:22:29,848 Bertram, stop! 429 00:22:29,849 --> 00:22:31,679 You can't go in there! 430 00:22:31,681 --> 00:22:33,751 Why not? I don't know. 431 00:22:35,585 --> 00:22:37,055 No, no, no! 432 00:22:40,530 --> 00:22:41,530 (ZEEBEE NEIGHS) (BERTRAM GASPS) 433 00:22:45,565 --> 00:22:47,535 Zeebee, stop! 434 00:22:48,137 --> 00:22:49,497 Well, I tried. 435 00:22:51,040 --> 00:22:52,640 What is Zeebee doing? 436 00:22:54,043 --> 00:22:55,043 (SHRIEKING) 437 00:22:58,708 --> 00:23:00,148 Making a new friend. 438 00:23:02,381 --> 00:23:04,581 Why is there a zebra licking me? 439 00:23:06,115 --> 00:23:08,585 Dressed like that, you were asking for it. 440 00:23:13,162 --> 00:23:16,732 I'm so sorry that the kids tricked you, Ms. Lumpkey. 441 00:23:16,726 --> 00:23:19,426 I knew you weren't Christina Ross. 442 00:23:19,429 --> 00:23:21,669 And yet, you forked over a zebra. 443 00:23:23,032 --> 00:23:27,042 In my defense, I hadn't spoken to a human in six months. 444 00:23:28,838 --> 00:23:31,508 Bye, Zeebee. It was great having you here. 445 00:23:31,511 --> 00:23:33,011 (CLEARS THROAT) 446 00:23:33,012 --> 00:23:36,622 Except for when you fertilized Emma's closet. 447 00:23:36,616 --> 00:23:37,886 (CLEARS THROAT) 448 00:23:37,887 --> 00:23:40,817 And tried to make Bertram your special friend. 449 00:23:41,821 --> 00:23:42,821 (NEIGHS) 450 00:23:44,724 --> 00:23:50,634 Hey, is that a giant Asian water monitor in your living room? 451 00:23:50,630 --> 00:23:53,930 No, it's my Aunt Grace, who just flew in from Florida. 452 00:23:53,933 --> 00:23:55,643 We begged her to use sunblock. 453 00:23:57,537 --> 00:23:59,767 Do you have the paperwork to own this animal? 454 00:23:59,769 --> 00:24:02,639 I don't own it. I just despise it. 455 00:24:02,642 --> 00:24:05,212 Well, if you don't have the proper paperwork, 456 00:24:05,214 --> 00:24:07,224 I'll have to confiscate this lizard. 457 00:24:07,216 --> 00:24:08,516 (ALL GASPING) 458 00:24:08,518 --> 00:24:09,848 It's the law. 459 00:24:09,849 --> 00:24:12,019 No, you can't! 460 00:24:12,021 --> 00:24:14,781 For some reason, the owner is really attached to it! 461 00:24:16,055 --> 00:24:17,625 Maybe we can work something out? 462 00:24:17,627 --> 00:24:19,557 Would you take our brother, Luke instead? 463 00:24:19,559 --> 00:24:21,959 He's a really good dancer! 464 00:24:21,961 --> 00:24:25,641 No can do. We already have two dancing bears, 465 00:24:25,635 --> 00:24:27,035 and they are divas. 466 00:24:28,938 --> 00:24:32,138 McD? Go for McD. 467 00:24:32,141 --> 00:24:35,471 Hi, I have a few questions about my receptionist character. 468 00:24:35,474 --> 00:24:38,784 Does she ever get a case of the Mondays? 469 00:24:38,778 --> 00:24:42,578 Or maybe she's just doing it until her music career kicks off? 470 00:24:42,582 --> 00:24:45,082 F-Y-I, I sing a little. 471 00:24:45,084 --> 00:24:47,764 You know what, Jessie? 472 00:24:47,757 --> 00:24:50,987 How about we work on the scene tonight, over dinner? 473 00:24:50,990 --> 00:24:53,720 Oh, sounds great. I'd love to have dinner with you and Shaylee. 474 00:24:53,723 --> 00:24:54,993 (CHUCKLES) 475 00:24:54,994 --> 00:24:56,574 Who said anything about Shaylee? 476 00:24:57,897 --> 00:25:00,667 I'll see you tonight. 477 00:25:00,670 --> 00:25:03,100 Suddenly, I have a few questions about his character. 478 00:25:12,842 --> 00:25:14,182 Whoa! 479 00:25:14,183 --> 00:25:16,123 Does Bertram know you borrowed one of his shirts? 480 00:25:16,115 --> 00:25:18,285 McD's coming over and I think he likes me, 481 00:25:18,287 --> 00:25:19,747 so I don't want to look too attractive. 482 00:25:20,249 --> 00:25:21,249 Well... 483 00:25:22,251 --> 00:25:23,251 Mission accomplished. 484 00:25:24,924 --> 00:25:25,934 (ELEVATOR BELL RINGS) 485 00:25:27,757 --> 00:25:29,257 Hey, Jessie. 486 00:25:29,258 --> 00:25:32,528 Hey, McD. Good to see you here as a friend and colleague. 487 00:25:32,531 --> 00:25:34,531 Doing friendly, colleague-y things. 488 00:25:35,765 --> 00:25:37,605 Okay. 489 00:25:37,607 --> 00:25:42,267 So, here's the scene that I've written for you. 490 00:25:42,271 --> 00:25:46,251 So, what do you say we get down to business? 491 00:25:49,048 --> 00:25:50,848 Action! 492 00:25:50,850 --> 00:25:52,250 "You're the most powerful director in the world, 493 00:25:52,251 --> 00:25:54,781 "and in no way living in your father's shadow. 494 00:25:54,784 --> 00:25:57,294 "Kiss me!" What? 495 00:25:57,286 --> 00:25:58,656 I've got a little rewrite for you. 496 00:25:58,658 --> 00:25:59,658 (GRUNTS) 497 00:26:00,259 --> 00:26:01,189 (GROANS) 498 00:26:03,893 --> 00:26:05,333 Why'd you do that? 499 00:26:07,597 --> 00:26:10,637 Because your girlfriend wasn't here to do it. 500 00:26:10,640 --> 00:26:12,800 Okay, well, if she were here, that'd be awkward. 501 00:26:14,173 --> 00:26:16,253 It is awkward! 502 00:26:16,245 --> 00:26:18,245 How could you do this to Shaylee? 503 00:26:18,247 --> 00:26:20,147 She's my friend and she trusts you. 504 00:26:20,149 --> 00:26:21,579 This is going to break her heart. 505 00:26:22,812 --> 00:26:24,212 That's true. 506 00:26:24,213 --> 00:26:26,823 Which is exactly why you're not going to tell her. 507 00:26:29,188 --> 00:26:30,788 Okay... (ELEVATOR BELL RINGS) 508 00:26:30,790 --> 00:26:31,820 Maybe I can't tell her, 509 00:26:33,092 --> 00:26:34,692 but there is one thing I can do. 510 00:26:35,324 --> 00:26:37,134 What? This. 511 00:26:37,126 --> 00:26:38,166 (SCREAMS) 512 00:26:38,167 --> 00:26:39,367 And this. 513 00:26:40,700 --> 00:26:41,700 And this! 514 00:26:44,874 --> 00:26:46,244 And scene. 515 00:26:46,235 --> 00:26:48,235 (GROANS) You bruised my business. 516 00:26:55,184 --> 00:26:59,754 Whoa, Bertram, you're cooking enough food to feed a whole family! 517 00:26:59,749 --> 00:27:02,289 Too bad it's this family. 518 00:27:02,291 --> 00:27:06,131 I don't know how to tell Ravi that Lumpkey took Mrs. Kipling. 519 00:27:06,125 --> 00:27:09,025 So, to soften the blow, I've made him his favorite foods. 520 00:27:09,028 --> 00:27:13,798 Zuri, are you leading me into a surprise birthday party? 521 00:27:13,803 --> 00:27:16,073 Your birthday was two months ago. 522 00:27:16,065 --> 00:27:17,705 That would be the surprise. 523 00:27:18,868 --> 00:27:19,968 (GASPS) 524 00:27:19,969 --> 00:27:22,269 All my favorite desserts! 525 00:27:22,271 --> 00:27:26,281 Phirni! Shakkarpara! Laddoo! 526 00:27:26,275 --> 00:27:29,115 What did you do, Bertram? 527 00:27:30,179 --> 00:27:33,279 It wasn't my fault! Right, Emma? 528 00:27:33,282 --> 00:27:35,832 Zuri? You're on your own, big guy. 529 00:27:36,655 --> 00:27:37,885 Thanks for your support. 530 00:27:39,288 --> 00:27:40,658 Okay, here goes. 531 00:27:42,762 --> 00:27:44,132 When the zookeeper came to take Zeebee, 532 00:27:44,133 --> 00:27:45,433 she also took Mrs. Kipling, 533 00:27:45,434 --> 00:27:47,204 because we didn't have the proper paperwork. 534 00:27:47,196 --> 00:27:49,096 (GASPS) Laddoo? 535 00:27:51,140 --> 00:27:53,040 Ravi, are you okay? 536 00:27:53,372 --> 00:27:54,842 No. 537 00:27:54,844 --> 00:27:56,754 Is there anything we can do to help? 538 00:27:56,746 --> 00:28:01,076 Yes. Hold down Bertram while I beat the Ladoo-doo out of him! 539 00:28:01,080 --> 00:28:02,180 Ah! (SCREAMS) 540 00:28:02,181 --> 00:28:03,811 (BOTH GRUNTING) 541 00:28:07,917 --> 00:28:09,187 (CLATTERING) 542 00:28:09,188 --> 00:28:10,418 Ravi said "doo-doo." 543 00:28:16,796 --> 00:28:19,896 Hey, Jessie! Hey, Shaylee. 544 00:28:19,899 --> 00:28:22,129 So, I was watching a rough cut of your stunts, last night 545 00:28:22,131 --> 00:28:24,231 and they were amazing. 546 00:28:24,233 --> 00:28:26,413 You are one gigantic tool! Hey! 547 00:28:27,807 --> 00:28:29,937 Oh. Right. Thank you. 548 00:28:31,210 --> 00:28:32,480 So, what did you do last night? 549 00:28:32,481 --> 00:28:33,781 Why, what'd you hear? 550 00:28:35,214 --> 00:28:38,154 I mean, nothing! Nothing! 551 00:28:38,147 --> 00:28:39,717 Let's go to craft service. 552 00:28:39,718 --> 00:28:42,088 I'm in the mood for a grilled cheat... 553 00:28:42,091 --> 00:28:44,291 Cheese. A grilled cheese sandwich. (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) 554 00:28:45,825 --> 00:28:48,055 Hey, beautiful. 555 00:28:48,057 --> 00:28:52,057 Uh, I need to borrow Jessie so we can discuss her next stunt. 556 00:28:53,332 --> 00:28:55,302 I thought I was done with those. 557 00:28:55,304 --> 00:28:57,844 Yeah, Jessie has her big speaking role today. 558 00:28:57,837 --> 00:28:59,367 Oh, we'll get to that. 559 00:28:59,368 --> 00:29:02,168 But first, I added a few more stunts. 560 00:29:02,171 --> 00:29:03,311 (INHALES) 561 00:29:03,312 --> 00:29:05,242 How are you at dangling? 562 00:29:09,879 --> 00:29:11,249 (SCREAMS) 563 00:29:11,250 --> 00:29:12,320 (GRUNTING) 564 00:29:18,157 --> 00:29:19,857 (HISSING) (SCREAMS) 565 00:29:21,230 --> 00:29:22,860 (GRUNTS) 566 00:29:22,862 --> 00:29:26,272 And cut. 567 00:29:27,366 --> 00:29:29,266 (BELL RINGS) 568 00:29:29,268 --> 00:29:31,338 That last vine had fangs! 569 00:29:31,340 --> 00:29:33,400 If you can't take it, then quit. 570 00:29:33,402 --> 00:29:35,442 Oh, that would be convenient, wouldn't it? 571 00:29:35,444 --> 00:29:36,854 Because if you fire me, 572 00:29:36,846 --> 00:29:38,346 Shaylee will get suspicious. 573 00:29:38,347 --> 00:29:40,107 You're pretty smart for an actress. 574 00:29:40,109 --> 00:29:41,249 You consider me an actress? 575 00:29:43,152 --> 00:29:44,852 If you think I can't take this, 576 00:29:44,854 --> 00:29:46,294 you've never been camping with my dad. 577 00:29:48,517 --> 00:29:51,287 I won't even tell you what we use when we run out of water. 578 00:29:55,364 --> 00:29:56,404 Koko? 579 00:30:00,299 --> 00:30:02,269 I know you have the map to the hidden treasure! 580 00:30:03,232 --> 00:30:05,272 (GIBBERING) 581 00:30:05,274 --> 00:30:08,344 No, Koko. I'll squash you like a banana! 582 00:30:11,280 --> 00:30:13,340 (SCREAMS) 583 00:30:13,342 --> 00:30:14,942 Cut! Stuntwoman! (BELL RINGS) 584 00:30:16,015 --> 00:30:17,915 Bring in the real gorilla! 585 00:30:17,917 --> 00:30:21,517 Wait! What about the guy in the suit? He's gorilla-like. 586 00:30:21,520 --> 00:30:24,350 I saw him picking nits out of the cameraman's hair. 587 00:30:24,353 --> 00:30:25,493 Well, if you don't want to do it, 588 00:30:25,494 --> 00:30:27,534 I'm sure we can find a new stuntwoman. 589 00:30:30,199 --> 00:30:31,229 Bring on the ape. 590 00:30:32,231 --> 00:30:33,461 (WHISTLES) 591 00:30:33,462 --> 00:30:34,932 (GORILLA GROWLING) 592 00:30:36,465 --> 00:30:39,965 Hi, Koko. Who's a good gorilla? 593 00:30:44,173 --> 00:30:45,373 (METAL CLINKING) 594 00:30:47,576 --> 00:30:49,276 Hey, pipe down, 595 00:30:49,278 --> 00:30:51,248 or I'll turn the hose on you, you big handbag! 596 00:30:54,253 --> 00:30:55,323 Ow! 597 00:30:57,086 --> 00:30:59,226 Mrs. Kipling! 598 00:30:59,228 --> 00:31:01,228 Thank the gods you are okay! 599 00:31:01,230 --> 00:31:05,390 I will have you out of here in two shakes of your own tail. 600 00:31:05,394 --> 00:31:09,304 These documents prove that my pet came into this country legally, 601 00:31:09,298 --> 00:31:12,438 and therefore must be remanded into my custody. 602 00:31:12,441 --> 00:31:14,201 In other words, leggo my lizard! 603 00:31:15,644 --> 00:31:18,114 Yeah, it also says this lizard is a male 604 00:31:18,107 --> 00:31:20,447 and anybody can see that she's a female. 605 00:31:20,449 --> 00:31:22,109 How can you tell? 606 00:31:22,111 --> 00:31:24,181 I'm a trained zoologist. 607 00:31:24,183 --> 00:31:25,453 Plus, her nails are painted pink. 608 00:31:27,656 --> 00:31:30,486 Hey, I told her to go with a clear gloss! 609 00:31:32,361 --> 00:31:36,071 Please, Ms. Lumpkey, can't you overlook this one tiny mistake? 610 00:31:36,065 --> 00:31:38,065 Ravi loves Mrs. Kipling! 611 00:31:38,067 --> 00:31:39,967 You can't keep her! 612 00:31:39,969 --> 00:31:41,169 Oh, I'm not keeping her. 613 00:31:41,170 --> 00:31:42,270 ALL: Yes! 614 00:31:42,271 --> 00:31:43,471 I'm sending her back to India. 615 00:31:43,472 --> 00:31:45,202 ALL: No! 616 00:31:45,204 --> 00:31:48,344 You cannot send my best friend back to India! 617 00:31:48,337 --> 00:31:50,677 She is a New York City lizard now. 618 00:31:50,679 --> 00:31:53,239 Well, if she can make it here, she can make it anywhere. 619 00:31:55,214 --> 00:31:56,254 (MRS. KIPLING GROWLS) 620 00:31:57,286 --> 00:31:59,486 Ow! 621 00:31:59,488 --> 00:32:03,318 That lizard has got to stop throwing stuff at me! 622 00:32:03,322 --> 00:32:05,122 It was not the lizard. 623 00:32:06,095 --> 00:32:07,155 (GRUNTS) 624 00:32:10,359 --> 00:32:11,499 (SHUDDERING) 625 00:32:12,701 --> 00:32:15,231 Jessie? (GASPS) 626 00:32:15,234 --> 00:32:17,444 Are you okay? No. 627 00:32:17,436 --> 00:32:19,566 McD's really put me through the wringer. 628 00:32:19,568 --> 00:32:22,508 Well, which stunt has been the worst? 629 00:32:22,511 --> 00:32:25,111 The actual giant wringer he just put me through. 630 00:32:28,017 --> 00:32:30,317 That's it! This has got to stop. 631 00:32:30,319 --> 00:32:32,649 No one puts the squeeze on my squeeze! 632 00:32:32,651 --> 00:32:34,451 Luke... Luke! 633 00:32:34,453 --> 00:32:36,233 Legs numb! Oh! 634 00:32:38,427 --> 00:32:40,727 Yo, McD! 635 00:32:40,729 --> 00:32:42,959 I don't like how you're treating my lady! 636 00:32:42,961 --> 00:32:45,461 Who? Jessie? Isn't she a little bit old for you? 637 00:32:45,464 --> 00:32:47,404 Hey, I grew an inch last year! 638 00:32:47,396 --> 00:32:50,366 I'm almost at chin level! 639 00:32:50,369 --> 00:32:53,199 The point is, Jessie is the nicest, sweetest, 640 00:32:53,202 --> 00:32:54,602 coolest girl in the world! 641 00:32:54,603 --> 00:32:56,213 She means everything to me! 642 00:32:56,205 --> 00:32:57,305 So don't you dare... 643 00:32:57,306 --> 00:33:00,246 Hey, do you wanna meet Mila Kunis? 644 00:33:00,249 --> 00:33:02,279 'Cause I can make that happen. Awesome! Thanks! 645 00:33:05,354 --> 00:33:08,294 Jessie, guess what McD is going to do? 646 00:33:08,287 --> 00:33:11,117 Stop making me do all these dangerous stunts? 647 00:33:11,120 --> 00:33:16,100 No. Actually, that didn't come up. 648 00:33:16,095 --> 00:33:18,125 But on the bright side, I get to meet Mila Kunis. 649 00:33:18,497 --> 00:33:19,497 (GRUMBLING) 650 00:33:27,506 --> 00:33:29,506 Hold it right there. (ALL GASP) 651 00:33:29,508 --> 00:33:31,778 I know you guys are about to sneak into the zoo 652 00:33:31,780 --> 00:33:33,440 to get Mrs. Kipling back. 653 00:33:33,442 --> 00:33:36,722 Uh, why would you think that? 654 00:33:38,247 --> 00:33:40,347 Uh, because Emma asked me to press 655 00:33:40,349 --> 00:33:42,349 her favorite "sneaking around" hat. 656 00:33:46,024 --> 00:33:47,704 Just because we're trying not to be seen 657 00:33:47,696 --> 00:33:49,126 doesn't mean we can't look our best. 658 00:33:50,559 --> 00:33:52,499 Don't you guys think Ms. Lumpkey is going to notice 659 00:33:52,501 --> 00:33:56,341 a seven foot lizard missing from her little zoo jail? 660 00:33:56,335 --> 00:33:59,335 No, because we plan to switch Mrs. Kipling 661 00:33:59,338 --> 00:34:02,108 with another Asian water monitor lizard. 662 00:34:02,111 --> 00:34:03,711 Duh. 663 00:34:03,712 --> 00:34:05,642 Where did you get another giant lizard? 664 00:34:05,644 --> 00:34:08,184 Tony knows a guy. 665 00:34:08,177 --> 00:34:10,447 And yet, he can't get me a taxi with two hours' notice. 666 00:34:13,252 --> 00:34:16,562 Look, I can't let you guys break into a zoo 667 00:34:16,555 --> 00:34:18,255 to steal a giant lizard. 668 00:34:18,257 --> 00:34:19,687 Why not? Please! 669 00:34:20,429 --> 00:34:22,259 Get in my way, Bertram, 670 00:34:22,261 --> 00:34:24,361 and the last thing you shall see 671 00:34:24,363 --> 00:34:27,473 will be my tiny, doll-like fists pummeling you. 672 00:34:29,398 --> 00:34:33,238 Let me finish! I meant you're not going without me. 673 00:34:34,173 --> 00:34:35,643 Yes. Yay! 674 00:34:35,644 --> 00:34:37,384 Thank you, Bertram. 675 00:34:37,376 --> 00:34:39,346 I will put these bad boys away. 676 00:34:41,680 --> 00:34:44,250 You can't make me talk, Pepper. 677 00:34:44,253 --> 00:34:46,663 Arg! Ye can't make me talk, Pepper! 678 00:34:49,288 --> 00:34:51,218 Luke, I have my big scene in five minutes. 679 00:34:51,220 --> 00:34:54,520 Which is better, Southern receptionist or pirate receptionist? 680 00:34:57,166 --> 00:34:58,266 Sorry, what was that, Mila? 681 00:34:58,267 --> 00:34:59,267 Jessie. Jessie. 682 00:35:00,499 --> 00:35:02,269 Ugh. Here comes that jerk McD. 683 00:35:03,332 --> 00:35:05,132 Don't worry, Jessie. 684 00:35:05,134 --> 00:35:07,414 I will not leave your side. 685 00:35:07,406 --> 00:35:08,876 Hey, Luke. 686 00:35:08,877 --> 00:35:12,277 The special effects guys are blowing up a car on stage seven. 687 00:35:12,281 --> 00:35:13,381 Awesome! 688 00:35:16,415 --> 00:35:18,815 I can't believe you haven't quit yet. 689 00:35:18,817 --> 00:35:21,217 And by the way, the gorilla did not appreciate 690 00:35:21,220 --> 00:35:23,190 the purple nurple you gave him. 691 00:35:23,192 --> 00:35:25,192 I felt just as weird about it as he did. 692 00:35:26,655 --> 00:35:29,225 And you'll have to throw me from a moving train before I'll quit! 693 00:35:30,399 --> 00:35:32,299 But please don't. 694 00:35:32,301 --> 00:35:34,201 Fine. Let's do the scene. 695 00:35:35,664 --> 00:35:37,314 Shari, I'm going to need a train. 696 00:35:38,337 --> 00:35:40,807 Jessie, I'm so excited for you! 697 00:35:40,809 --> 00:35:42,209 You finally get to speak and act, 698 00:35:42,211 --> 00:35:43,741 instead of falling off something horrible 699 00:35:43,742 --> 00:35:46,382 onto something more horrible, that's on fire. 700 00:35:47,646 --> 00:35:49,576 Yeah, well, 701 00:35:49,578 --> 00:35:51,248 this is the most amazing thing that's ever happened to me. 702 00:35:52,150 --> 00:35:53,280 Thank you so much. 703 00:35:54,483 --> 00:35:56,563 It's hug time! 704 00:35:57,356 --> 00:35:59,386 Oh! Bring it on. 705 00:35:59,388 --> 00:36:02,258 At this point, most of my internal organs have been liquefied anyway. 706 00:36:03,392 --> 00:36:06,772 Ooh! I do hear an odd sloshing sound. 707 00:36:06,765 --> 00:36:07,865 That's my pancreas. 708 00:36:10,599 --> 00:36:13,299 I just hope I can make you really proud when I do my scene. 709 00:36:13,302 --> 00:36:16,482 You'll be great. You just have to put your trust in McD. 710 00:36:16,475 --> 00:36:17,545 I do. 711 00:36:19,748 --> 00:36:20,948 (SIGHS) 712 00:36:23,212 --> 00:36:24,682 (SIGHS) 713 00:36:24,683 --> 00:36:29,293 McD: Shaylee is the worst actress I've ever worked with. 714 00:36:29,288 --> 00:36:31,558 She's just lucky to have me as a director. 715 00:36:33,392 --> 00:36:34,762 You have a great look. 716 00:36:36,295 --> 00:36:37,965 Have you ever thought about acting? 717 00:36:37,966 --> 00:36:39,296 Oh! That's it! 718 00:36:40,399 --> 00:36:41,369 (THUD) (KOKO GROWLS) 719 00:36:41,370 --> 00:36:43,330 Oh, get lost, Koko! 720 00:36:43,332 --> 00:36:45,502 And that goes for you too, sister! Take a five! 721 00:36:46,935 --> 00:36:49,375 What's your problem? You're my problem! 722 00:36:49,378 --> 00:36:52,278 Shaylee is an amazing actress and a great friend, 723 00:36:52,281 --> 00:36:54,411 and she deserves so much better than you! 724 00:36:54,413 --> 00:36:56,653 It doesn't get much better than McD. (SCOFFS) 725 00:36:56,645 --> 00:36:58,645 I think it McDoes! 726 00:36:58,647 --> 00:37:00,617 You know what? 727 00:37:00,619 --> 00:37:02,219 I'm going to do what I should have done in the first place, 728 00:37:02,220 --> 00:37:03,390 and tell Shaylee the truth about you. 729 00:37:03,392 --> 00:37:05,822 Guys, is everything okay? 730 00:37:05,824 --> 00:37:07,364 No, it's not okay! 731 00:37:07,356 --> 00:37:08,396 Shaylee, there's something you need to know. 732 00:37:08,397 --> 00:37:09,957 Wait, wait, wait. 733 00:37:09,958 --> 00:37:11,598 I'm the one who should tell her. 734 00:37:12,501 --> 00:37:14,701 Shaylee... 735 00:37:14,703 --> 00:37:16,813 Jessie hit on me. BOTH: What? 736 00:37:16,805 --> 00:37:18,235 No! He hit on me! 737 00:37:18,236 --> 00:37:19,806 Why would I do that? 738 00:37:20,869 --> 00:37:22,469 Look, I didn't want to tell you, Shaylee, 739 00:37:22,471 --> 00:37:24,341 because you guys are friends 740 00:37:24,343 --> 00:37:26,483 and I knew that her betrayal would break your heart. 741 00:37:26,475 --> 00:37:29,445 Jessie, is this true? No! He's lying! 742 00:37:29,448 --> 00:37:31,278 I would never lie to you! 743 00:37:31,280 --> 00:37:32,720 Oh, yeah? Well, I called up the union last night, 744 00:37:32,721 --> 00:37:34,521 and Jessie's not even a licensed stunt woman! 745 00:37:35,484 --> 00:37:37,894 Ba-boosh! Liar! 746 00:37:40,589 --> 00:37:42,859 Okay, that wasn't a lie, more like a fib. 747 00:37:42,861 --> 00:37:46,601 But I swear that's the only time I didn't tell you the truth! 748 00:37:46,595 --> 00:37:47,995 Well, except that time when I said I liked 749 00:37:47,996 --> 00:37:49,436 that movie you did with Katherine Heigl. 750 00:37:49,438 --> 00:37:50,868 And that was more about her than you! 751 00:37:52,641 --> 00:37:55,871 Jessie, I thought I'd finally made a real friend. 752 00:37:55,874 --> 00:37:57,014 I am your friend. 753 00:37:58,347 --> 00:38:00,407 No, you're not. 754 00:38:00,409 --> 00:38:02,649 And you're not in this movie anymore, either. 755 00:38:02,651 --> 00:38:04,681 Jessie, you're fired! 756 00:38:04,683 --> 00:38:07,363 Security, get her off my set! 757 00:38:07,356 --> 00:38:09,516 What? No! No! Hey! Ow! 758 00:38:09,518 --> 00:38:11,418 I've got two hands, and I'm not afraid to nurple! 759 00:38:11,420 --> 00:38:13,360 Watch it. You ask Koko how I bring it! 760 00:38:21,770 --> 00:38:24,500 Well, that was surprisingly easy. 761 00:38:24,503 --> 00:38:27,613 Yeah, anybody can slip through a window. 762 00:38:27,606 --> 00:38:29,036 A little help here? 763 00:38:30,809 --> 00:38:34,909 Come on guys, on three. One, two, three! 764 00:38:34,913 --> 00:38:35,913 (ALL SCREAMING) 765 00:38:36,385 --> 00:38:38,715 (GROANS) 766 00:38:38,717 --> 00:38:41,947 Now, I know how Bertram's yoga mat feels. 767 00:38:44,723 --> 00:38:46,703 (MRS. KIPLING GROWLING) 768 00:38:46,695 --> 00:38:49,595 Mrs. Kipling! I am here to rescue you. 769 00:38:49,598 --> 00:38:51,028 Freedom! 770 00:38:51,029 --> 00:38:52,999 Ravi, quiet! 771 00:38:53,001 --> 00:38:54,001 (WHISPERING) Freedom. 772 00:38:56,535 --> 00:38:59,805 Oh, Mrs. Kipling, you look so thin. 773 00:38:59,808 --> 00:39:05,038 As soon as we get home, I am going to cook you ratatouille, with extra rat. 774 00:39:05,043 --> 00:39:06,883 Not with my pots, you're not. 775 00:39:09,047 --> 00:39:11,377 Do not worry, Gladys. 776 00:39:11,380 --> 00:39:13,950 You will enjoy India. And remember to write! 777 00:39:17,486 --> 00:39:20,656 Okay, Ravi, you got Mrs. K, now let's get out of here! 778 00:39:21,790 --> 00:39:22,860 (SECURITY ALARM RINGING) 779 00:39:24,893 --> 00:39:26,033 (CLEARS THROAT) 780 00:39:27,666 --> 00:39:31,036 Emma, when you were opening the door, 781 00:39:31,039 --> 00:39:34,869 did it ever occur to you there is a reason we came in through the window! 782 00:39:38,547 --> 00:39:40,477 (SECURITY ALARM STOPS) (GASPS) 783 00:39:40,479 --> 00:39:43,609 You! What do you think you're doing? 784 00:39:43,612 --> 00:39:46,822 The alarm just went off. How did you get here so quickly? 785 00:39:46,815 --> 00:39:49,555 Well, it's not because I was sleeping in the monkey habitat, 786 00:39:49,558 --> 00:39:51,018 if that's what you're implying! 787 00:39:52,491 --> 00:39:54,021 No one was implying that. 788 00:39:55,524 --> 00:39:57,404 I'm calling the cops! 789 00:39:57,395 --> 00:39:59,025 You guys are going to jail! 790 00:39:59,027 --> 00:40:00,667 No! 791 00:40:00,669 --> 00:40:04,599 Mrs. Kipling, I have failed you. Please forgive me. 792 00:40:06,404 --> 00:40:07,814 Look... 793 00:40:08,707 --> 00:40:10,577 Mildred... 794 00:40:10,579 --> 00:40:13,979 Obviously you love animals. You live with them, you care for them... 795 00:40:13,982 --> 00:40:15,482 You have slumber parties with them. 796 00:40:18,086 --> 00:40:20,816 Can't you help out a fellow animal lover? 797 00:40:20,819 --> 00:40:24,419 Please, please, please let Ravi keep his lizard. 798 00:40:24,422 --> 00:40:28,062 Yeah, after Mrs. Kipling, Ravi's best friend is... 799 00:40:28,056 --> 00:40:31,726 Actually, I don't think he has any other friends. 800 00:40:31,730 --> 00:40:34,130 Can't you do this for our pathetic brother? 801 00:40:35,534 --> 00:40:37,514 I wish I could. 802 00:40:37,506 --> 00:40:40,466 I'm a big loser who only gets along with animals, too. 803 00:40:40,469 --> 00:40:45,039 Okay, people, now we are just piling on! 804 00:40:45,043 --> 00:40:48,883 But I absolutely, positively cannot break the rules and... 805 00:40:48,877 --> 00:40:51,877 How would you like the Ross Family Primate Habitat 806 00:40:51,880 --> 00:40:54,620 to be renamed the "Mildred Lumpkey Monkey House?" 807 00:40:54,623 --> 00:40:55,683 I'd love it! 808 00:40:58,026 --> 00:41:02,756 And, I'll just send this lizard back to India instead of Mrs. Kipling. 809 00:41:02,761 --> 00:41:04,591 So we have a deal! (SPITS) 810 00:41:05,233 --> 00:41:07,073 Okay, that's just gross, 811 00:41:07,065 --> 00:41:08,495 and I have to floss the hippos. 812 00:41:09,668 --> 00:41:11,998 Guess what, Gladys. You're going home. 813 00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:14,140 How did you know her name was Gladys? 814 00:41:14,142 --> 00:41:15,242 She just looks like a Gladys. 815 00:41:18,106 --> 00:41:22,146 And Ms. Lumpkey, can you promise to give Zeebee extra carrots 816 00:41:22,150 --> 00:41:24,780 and a kiss every night before bedtime? 817 00:41:24,783 --> 00:41:27,963 Sure, I'll even cuddle with him at night if you like. 818 00:41:28,987 --> 00:41:30,117 That's okay. 819 00:41:34,793 --> 00:41:36,093 You won't believe it! 820 00:41:36,094 --> 00:41:38,534 That slimeball McD just fired me off the movie! 821 00:41:38,997 --> 00:41:40,897 Ow! 822 00:41:40,899 --> 00:41:44,099 That's horrible! But I still get a date with Mila Kunis right? 823 00:41:46,104 --> 00:41:48,114 I mean, that's horrible! 824 00:41:50,008 --> 00:41:52,078 Ugh. Do we have to watch this? 825 00:41:52,080 --> 00:41:54,580 I don't need to be reminded that I just lost my first movie role, 826 00:41:54,583 --> 00:41:56,823 and the most amazing friend I've ever had. 827 00:41:56,815 --> 00:41:58,715 Not to mention messing up my documentary. 828 00:42:02,020 --> 00:42:04,020 Yeah, I've really got to work on this whole empathy thing. 829 00:42:04,022 --> 00:42:05,122 Yeah. 830 00:42:06,755 --> 00:42:08,825 Wait! Wait! Did you see that? 831 00:42:08,827 --> 00:42:11,297 The prop guy eating six donuts simultaneously? 832 00:42:11,299 --> 00:42:12,829 Awesome, right? 833 00:42:12,831 --> 00:42:14,801 I think he unhinged his jaw to get the last one in. 834 00:42:15,203 --> 00:42:16,973 Not that! That! 835 00:42:18,967 --> 00:42:21,267 This video will prove to Shaylee that I wasn't lying 836 00:42:21,269 --> 00:42:23,069 and that McD is a huge McJerk. 837 00:42:23,972 --> 00:42:25,242 Jessie, wait! What? 838 00:42:25,974 --> 00:42:27,684 (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) 839 00:42:27,676 --> 00:42:30,176 Just so you know, if you rewind too far, 840 00:42:30,178 --> 00:42:33,148 you may or may not see footage of you sleeping in your bedroom. 841 00:42:35,754 --> 00:42:38,634 Huh, all this time, I thought that drool on the pillow was mine. 842 00:42:42,861 --> 00:42:44,291 (GRUNTING) 843 00:42:48,166 --> 00:42:49,266 (SNAKE HISSING) 844 00:42:50,839 --> 00:42:53,099 I hate snakes. Why does it always have to be snakes? 845 00:42:54,042 --> 00:42:55,872 Get me out of here. 846 00:42:55,874 --> 00:42:57,084 (GRUNTING) 847 00:43:02,981 --> 00:43:05,981 Cut! No! (BELL RINGS) 848 00:43:05,984 --> 00:43:09,164 No, no, no! No, no, no! 849 00:43:09,157 --> 00:43:12,117 Do it again, and make it better! 850 00:43:12,120 --> 00:43:15,160 More stunty! 851 00:43:15,163 --> 00:43:18,173 Make the whole thing stuntier! 852 00:43:20,799 --> 00:43:23,199 Oh look! There's Shaylee. 853 00:43:23,201 --> 00:43:26,781 Great! Now we just have to run over there before McD catches us. 854 00:43:26,775 --> 00:43:28,875 (GRUNTS) (SCREAMS) 855 00:43:28,877 --> 00:43:31,677 It's hard to run when your feet aren't on the ground. 856 00:43:31,680 --> 00:43:33,110 Put me down, you big ape! 857 00:43:33,111 --> 00:43:35,981 It's not the actual ape again, is it? 858 00:43:35,984 --> 00:43:37,724 No, but that can be arranged. 859 00:43:38,016 --> 00:43:39,186 (GRUNTING) 860 00:43:44,322 --> 00:43:45,852 (SHRIEKS) 861 00:43:47,095 --> 00:43:48,725 (SCREAMS) Not the face! 862 00:43:50,158 --> 00:43:51,328 Stop them! Action! 863 00:43:54,202 --> 00:43:55,332 (ALL GRUNTING) 864 00:44:01,069 --> 00:44:02,069 (LAUGHS) 865 00:44:04,412 --> 00:44:05,412 Wow! Got you! 866 00:44:06,044 --> 00:44:07,054 Come here. 867 00:44:08,316 --> 00:44:09,716 (GRUNTING) 868 00:44:11,219 --> 00:44:12,879 Ha ha! Suckers! 869 00:44:14,182 --> 00:44:15,182 Whoa! 870 00:44:21,790 --> 00:44:23,030 Shaylee! 871 00:44:24,032 --> 00:44:25,192 Wait! Please. 872 00:44:25,193 --> 00:44:26,903 Jessie, I don't want to hear it. 873 00:44:30,238 --> 00:44:33,068 But I have proof that McD is the one you can't trust! 874 00:44:35,173 --> 00:44:36,443 Please, just no more lies! 875 00:44:38,246 --> 00:44:41,046 Hey! Jessie never lies! 876 00:44:41,049 --> 00:44:42,849 Well, she lied about being a stunt woman, 877 00:44:42,851 --> 00:44:45,081 and about liking my movie with Katherine Heigl! 878 00:44:46,114 --> 00:44:47,964 Okay, so she lies like a rug! 879 00:44:47,956 --> 00:44:49,916 But she's not lying about this! 880 00:44:49,918 --> 00:44:53,188 Shaylee, the proof is in this camera. 881 00:44:53,191 --> 00:44:57,001 Look if you want. But just know, I am your friend, 882 00:44:56,995 --> 00:44:58,395 and I can't stand knowing you're with some guy 883 00:44:58,396 --> 00:44:59,966 who doesn't really care about you. 884 00:45:07,005 --> 00:45:09,075 That's what McD does to my hair. 885 00:45:09,077 --> 00:45:11,337 (CHUCKLES) Big deal! 886 00:45:11,339 --> 00:45:13,009 I do that to everybody! 887 00:45:14,112 --> 00:45:16,342 Hey, big guy. 888 00:45:16,344 --> 00:45:20,254 Great job, doing whatever it is that you do. 889 00:45:22,951 --> 00:45:24,151 Jessie, wait! 890 00:45:26,855 --> 00:45:29,155 Who else has McD hit on? 891 00:45:32,100 --> 00:45:33,230 (GRUNTING) 892 00:45:37,135 --> 00:45:39,805 McD, how could you do this? 893 00:45:39,808 --> 00:45:41,738 I trusted you. 894 00:45:41,739 --> 00:45:45,009 Shaylee, come on, let's not blow this out of proportion. 895 00:45:45,013 --> 00:45:47,753 Technically, it's just one mistake, 896 00:45:49,047 --> 00:45:52,847 that I keep making over and over again. 897 00:45:52,851 --> 00:45:54,481 Keep digging, pal. Okay, keep out of this! 898 00:45:54,482 --> 00:45:56,422 Shaylee, forgive me. 899 00:45:57,285 --> 00:45:58,385 We're at a temple. 900 00:45:59,888 --> 00:46:01,228 Let me worship you. 901 00:46:01,229 --> 00:46:03,289 I'd rather get kissed by Koko. 902 00:46:04,532 --> 00:46:06,032 No, you wouldn't. 903 00:46:08,196 --> 00:46:11,036 McD, give it up. We are through! 904 00:46:13,071 --> 00:46:16,951 Fine, whatever. Let's just move on to the next shot. 905 00:46:16,945 --> 00:46:19,175 You should get to the unemployment line, 906 00:46:19,177 --> 00:46:22,007 because you are fired. 907 00:46:22,010 --> 00:46:24,480 What? You can't do that! 908 00:46:24,482 --> 00:46:26,012 I'm gonna tell my dad on you! 909 00:46:26,014 --> 00:46:27,564 Go ahead. 910 00:46:27,555 --> 00:46:29,515 My contract states that I get director approval, 911 00:46:29,517 --> 00:46:31,817 and you are now un-approved. 912 00:46:33,822 --> 00:46:35,262 Daddy? 913 00:46:35,263 --> 00:46:39,533 Shaylee says she can fire me! That's not true, is it? 914 00:46:41,329 --> 00:46:45,129 Oh. Not cool, Dad! 915 00:46:46,875 --> 00:46:47,975 (GRUNTS) 916 00:46:49,077 --> 00:46:53,277 And fired! 917 00:46:56,244 --> 00:47:00,154 Please remove Timmy Finkleberg from the set. 918 00:47:00,148 --> 00:47:02,118 Who's Timmy Finkleberg? 919 00:47:02,120 --> 00:47:03,850 That's my real name. 920 00:47:03,852 --> 00:47:05,952 There's not a Mc or a D anywhere in there. 921 00:47:05,954 --> 00:47:07,304 You disgust me! 922 00:47:08,556 --> 00:47:12,156 On second thought, I'll take care of this. 923 00:47:12,160 --> 00:47:13,160 (GRUNTS) 924 00:47:15,033 --> 00:47:16,203 (GROANS) 925 00:47:20,338 --> 00:47:24,608 Good distance! He's not gonna come flying back, is he? 926 00:47:24,612 --> 00:47:27,282 Jessie, I'm so sorry. I should have believed you. 927 00:47:27,275 --> 00:47:30,375 I guess I'm just new to this whole best friends thing. 928 00:47:31,519 --> 00:47:33,419 Can you ever forgive me? 929 00:47:33,421 --> 00:47:36,581 Of course. Look, I know how bad boyfriends can mess with your head. 930 00:47:36,584 --> 00:47:38,464 I once let this guy Pete borrow my car. 931 00:47:38,456 --> 00:47:40,426 Haven't seen it since. 932 00:47:40,428 --> 00:47:42,058 Every once in a while, I get a parking ticket from Arizona. 933 00:47:44,032 --> 00:47:46,862 Hey, now that we're besties again, 934 00:47:46,864 --> 00:47:49,004 would you maybe want to go with me to the premiere 935 00:47:48,997 --> 00:47:51,897 of Chris Hemsworth's new movie at the Cannes Film Festival? 936 00:47:51,900 --> 00:47:52,900 Would I! 937 00:47:53,171 --> 00:47:54,541 (GROANS) 938 00:47:54,542 --> 00:47:56,502 There goes my pancreas. 939 00:47:59,447 --> 00:48:02,377 This would make a great double feature with my Jessie sleeping movie. 940 00:48:04,152 --> 00:48:08,662 (CHUCKLES) Which may or may not exist. 941 00:48:08,656 --> 00:48:10,286 I should take that camera away from you, 942 00:48:10,288 --> 00:48:12,418 or start locking my door. 943 00:48:12,420 --> 00:48:15,490 Hey, if it wasn't for Luke's creepy camera work, I'd still be with McD. 944 00:48:16,664 --> 00:48:18,074 Bring it in, sprog! Come here. 945 00:48:24,432 --> 00:48:26,172 Awesome! 946 00:48:30,478 --> 00:48:33,038 So, did you like my documentary? Loved it! 947 00:48:33,041 --> 00:48:35,281 Although I could've done without the bonus feature 948 00:48:35,283 --> 00:48:36,643 of that gorilla giving me a noogie. 949 00:48:40,118 --> 00:48:41,418 Hey, Zuri. 950 00:48:41,419 --> 00:48:43,319 I heard about Zeebee's adventure in the penthouse. 951 00:48:43,321 --> 00:48:45,551 Now that he's back at the zoo, are you okay? 952 00:48:45,553 --> 00:48:50,233 Yeah. Ms. Lumpkey said they're getting a new zebra to keep Zeebee company. 953 00:48:50,228 --> 00:48:54,098 Plus, I realized it's silly to keep a zebra in the apartment. 954 00:48:54,102 --> 00:48:56,232 That's a lesson I never thought you would need to learn, 955 00:48:56,234 --> 00:48:58,344 but very sensible. 956 00:48:58,336 --> 00:49:00,166 So, what's with the bowl of milk? 957 00:49:00,168 --> 00:49:03,068 Oh, this is for my new kitty. You want to meet him? 958 00:49:03,071 --> 00:49:05,471 (GASPS) We got a kitty? Where is the little guy? 959 00:49:05,473 --> 00:49:07,383 He's out here. Oh! 960 00:49:08,576 --> 00:49:09,716 (GASPS) Whoa! 961 00:49:11,949 --> 00:49:13,619 I am not scooping that kitty litter. 962 00:49:15,383 --> 00:49:16,383 (WHISTLING) 963 00:49:18,326 --> 00:49:20,086 You have got to be kidding. 964 00:49:20,088 --> 00:49:21,658 (GROWLING) 965 00:49:21,659 --> 00:49:22,729 (SCREAMING) 966 00:49:26,664 --> 00:49:29,074 Bertram has got to stop buying animal print pajamas.