1 00:01:05,065 --> 00:01:07,399 [CARNIVAL MUSIC PLAYlNGl OVER SPEAKERS] 2 00:01:15,867 --> 00:01:17,785 [SPEAKlNGl lNDlSTlNCTLY] 3 00:01:23,500 --> 00:01:25,375 [LOST BOYS WHOOPlNGl] 4 00:01:25,960 --> 00:01:28,170 [ALL SHOUTlNG] 5 00:01:28,338 --> 00:01:29,963 MAN 1 : Come on. 6 00:01:30,131 --> 00:01:33,008 MAN 2: Come on, man. Come on, let him through. Come on. 7 00:01:33,176 --> 00:01:37,346 Come on, hold him back, man, hold him back, man. Back off, man. 8 00:01:38,431 --> 00:01:40,265 l told you to stay off the boardwalk. 9 00:01:40,433 --> 00:01:42,935 [CAROUSEL BELL RINGlS AND MUSlC STOPS] 10 00:01:43,353 --> 00:01:45,354 [DAVlD CHUCKLES] 11 00:01:45,939 --> 00:01:48,107 Okay, boys, let's go. 12 00:01:56,825 --> 00:01:59,118 You too, off the boardwalk. 13 00:01:59,285 --> 00:02:01,787 [CAROUSEL BELL RINGlS AND MUSlC RESUMES] 14 00:02:31,609 --> 00:02:32,734 [LOST BOY CHUCKLES] 15 00:02:32,902 --> 00:02:35,362 [HIGlH-PlTCHED SCREECHlNGl] 16 00:02:49,669 --> 00:02:51,378 [YELLlNGl] 17 00:02:51,546 --> 00:02:53,505 [LOST BOYS WHOOPlNGl AND LAUGlHlNGl] 18 00:03:02,015 --> 00:03:05,017 [GlUARD SCREAMlNG] 19 00:03:09,147 --> 00:03:12,107 [EASY-LlSTENlNG MUSIC PLAYlNG ON CAR RADlO] 20 00:03:17,822 --> 00:03:19,656 SAM: Keep going. LUCY: Hey, I like that song. 21 00:03:19,824 --> 00:03:21,158 [MAN SPEAKINGl lN SPANISH ON RADIO] 22 00:03:21,326 --> 00:03:22,367 SAM: Keep going, Mom. 23 00:03:22,535 --> 00:03:23,577 [CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYlNGl ON RADlO] 24 00:03:23,745 --> 00:03:25,412 LUCY: Oh, how about this? MlCHAEL: Hang on. 25 00:03:25,580 --> 00:03:28,165 MAN 1 [ON RADIO]: I don't see any bogeymen or nasty guys. 26 00:03:28,333 --> 00:03:30,584 [COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYlNG ON RADlO] 27 00:03:30,752 --> 00:03:33,629 MlCHAEL: Pretty cool, Mom, you know. You wanna switch the dial? 28 00:03:33,796 --> 00:03:35,631 [BLUES MUSIC PLAYlNGl ON RADIO] 29 00:03:35,798 --> 00:03:37,424 SAM: Oh, this jams. MlCHAEL: Quite right. 30 00:03:37,592 --> 00:03:39,218 LUCY: Glosh, you guys are rough. 31 00:03:39,385 --> 00:03:41,678 MAN 2: His pain, discomfort, manipulation-- SAM: No, no. 32 00:03:41,846 --> 00:03:43,764 [THE RASCALS' "GlROOVIN"' PLAYlNG ON RADlO] 33 00:03:43,932 --> 00:03:45,307 MlCHAEL: No. 34 00:03:45,475 --> 00:03:46,892 -Oh! BOTH: Keep going. 35 00:03:47,060 --> 00:03:48,810 Oh, wait, wait, wait. That's from my era. 36 00:03:49,479 --> 00:03:51,480 [SlNGlINGl "GlROOVlN"'] 37 00:03:53,024 --> 00:03:55,067 BOTH: Keep going. -Keep going, okay. 38 00:03:55,235 --> 00:03:57,694 [ECHO AND THE BUNNYMEN'S "PEOPLE ARE STRANGlE" PLAYlNGl ON RADlO] 39 00:03:57,862 --> 00:03:59,071 LUCY: Hey, we're almost there. 40 00:03:59,239 --> 00:04:00,989 Mom, what's that smell? 41 00:04:01,157 --> 00:04:03,992 -Ah, that's the ocean air. SAM: It smells like someone died. 42 00:04:04,160 --> 00:04:05,619 LUCY: Aw, honey. 43 00:04:05,787 --> 00:04:08,163 Look, guys, l know the last year hasn't been easy. . . 44 00:04:08,331 --> 00:04:12,251 . ..but I think you're really gonna like living in Santa Carla. 45 00:04:29,435 --> 00:04:31,520 [PEOPLE CHEERlNGl] 46 00:04:34,524 --> 00:04:36,483 [lNAUDlBLE DlALOGlUE] 47 00:04:53,918 --> 00:04:56,211 SAM: Mom, there's an amusement park right on the beach. 48 00:04:56,379 --> 00:04:59,214 Sam, tell those kids to get something to eat. 49 00:05:00,008 --> 00:05:02,676 -ls there any jobs around here? -Nothing legal. 50 00:05:06,556 --> 00:05:09,057 [ALL SCREAMlNGl] 51 00:05:11,394 --> 00:05:13,854 [PEOPLE SCREAMlNGl] 52 00:05:46,679 --> 00:05:48,013 [CHEERlNGl] 53 00:05:52,060 --> 00:05:54,353 [ALL SCREAMlNGl] 54 00:06:21,839 --> 00:06:23,173 [BRAKES SQUEAL] 55 00:06:35,395 --> 00:06:36,436 Come on, Nanook. 56 00:06:36,604 --> 00:06:37,729 [BARKS] 57 00:06:58,918 --> 00:07:02,170 Dad? Dad? 58 00:07:02,338 --> 00:07:05,298 -Looks like he's dead. -No, he's just a deep sleeper. 59 00:07:05,466 --> 00:07:08,176 lf he's dead, can we go back to Phoenix? 60 00:07:08,886 --> 00:07:10,178 Playing dead. 61 00:07:10,346 --> 00:07:13,306 And from what I heard, doing a damn good job of it too. 62 00:07:14,058 --> 00:07:16,184 Dad. Oh, Dad. 63 00:07:16,436 --> 00:07:18,478 [GlRANDPA CHUCKLINGl] 64 00:07:19,814 --> 00:07:21,064 [DOOR CLOSES] 65 00:07:21,232 --> 00:07:22,899 [FOOTSTEPS] 66 00:07:23,067 --> 00:07:26,653 MlCHAEL: This is a pretty cool place. SAM: For The Texas Chain Saw Massacre. 67 00:07:26,821 --> 00:07:29,114 MlCHAEL: Come on, Sam, give Mom a break. 68 00:07:29,282 --> 00:07:31,241 SAM: What's wrong with this picture? 69 00:07:31,409 --> 00:07:35,620 There's no TV. Have you seen a TV? l haven't seen a TV, Mike. 70 00:07:35,788 --> 00:07:38,707 You know what it means when there's no TV? No MTV. 71 00:07:38,875 --> 00:07:40,959 Sammy, we're flat broke. 72 00:07:41,127 --> 00:07:43,503 [NANOOK BARKlNGl] [HORSES WHINNYINGl] 73 00:07:44,505 --> 00:07:46,965 Lucy, you're the only woman l ever knew. . . 74 00:07:47,133 --> 00:07:49,926 . ..who didn't improve her situation by getting divorced. 75 00:07:50,094 --> 00:07:52,554 Yeah, l know. 76 00:07:53,055 --> 00:07:57,517 But a big legal battle wasn't gonna improve anybody's situation. 77 00:07:57,685 --> 00:08:00,395 You know, Dad, we've all been through enough. You know. 78 00:08:00,563 --> 00:08:02,689 Anyway, l was raised better than that. 79 00:08:02,857 --> 00:08:04,858 Hey, ouch! My hair. 80 00:08:05,026 --> 00:08:07,110 [LAUGlHINGl] 81 00:08:07,278 --> 00:08:10,363 SAM: Mom. Mom, you've gotta help me. LUCY: Soon. 82 00:08:10,531 --> 00:08:13,617 Hey, guys, no running in the house. 83 00:08:21,459 --> 00:08:24,794 Talk about The Texas Chain Saw Massacre. 84 00:08:25,463 --> 00:08:26,671 GlRANDPA: Rules. 85 00:08:27,256 --> 00:08:30,425 We've got some rules around here. 86 00:08:30,593 --> 00:08:32,802 Second shelf is mine . 87 00:08:32,970 --> 00:08:37,015 That's where l keep my root beers and my double-thick Oreo cookies. 88 00:08:37,183 --> 00:08:40,352 Nobody touches the second shelf but me. 89 00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:44,606 Now, there's another rule around here, and I want you to pay close attention. 90 00:08:44,774 --> 00:08:46,274 Don't touch anything. 91 00:08:47,068 --> 00:08:48,902 Everything is exactly where I want it to be. 92 00:08:49,070 --> 00:08:53,114 Hey, Glrandpa, is it true that Santa Carla's the murder capital of the world? 93 00:08:53,282 --> 00:08:56,117 Well, there are some bad elements around here. 94 00:08:56,285 --> 00:08:57,744 Wait, let me get this straight. 95 00:08:57,912 --> 00:09:00,789 Are you telling me we moved to the murder capital of the world? 96 00:09:00,957 --> 00:09:04,042 -Are you serious, Glrandpa? GlRANDPA: Well, let me put it this way. 97 00:09:04,210 --> 00:09:07,963 lf all the corpses buried around here were to stand up all at once. .. 98 00:09:08,130 --> 00:09:10,215 . ..we'd have one hell of a population problem. 99 00:09:12,635 --> 00:09:13,635 Glreat, Dad. 100 00:09:13,803 --> 00:09:17,889 Now, on Wednesdays, when the mailman brings the TV Guide. . . 101 00:09:18,057 --> 00:09:21,268 . ..sometimes the address label is curled up just a little like that. 102 00:09:21,435 --> 00:09:24,396 Now, you'll be tempted to tear it off. Don't. 103 00:09:24,564 --> 00:09:27,774 You'll only wind up ripping the cover, and I don't like that. 104 00:09:27,942 --> 00:09:30,902 -And stay out of here. -Wait, wait. 105 00:09:31,070 --> 00:09:32,696 -You have a TV? -No. 106 00:09:32,863 --> 00:09:34,990 l just like to read the TV Guide. 107 00:09:35,157 --> 00:09:38,159 Read the TV Guide, you don't need a TV. 108 00:09:39,495 --> 00:09:41,496 [HIGlH-PlTCHED SCREECHlNGl] 109 00:09:41,831 --> 00:09:43,832 [LOST BOYS WHlSPERlNGl] 110 00:09:44,917 --> 00:09:47,586 [ROCK MUSlC PLAYING lN DISTANCE] 111 00:09:47,753 --> 00:09:50,755 [PEOPLE SCREAMlNGl AND CHEERlNGl] 112 00:09:56,095 --> 00:09:58,430 [BAND PLAYINGl ROCK MUSlC] 113 00:09:59,515 --> 00:10:01,683 [SlNGlINGl "l STlLL BELlEVE"] 114 00:11:51,210 --> 00:11:53,461 BOY: Mom. Mom. 115 00:11:53,629 --> 00:11:54,963 l can't find my mom. 116 00:11:57,258 --> 00:11:59,134 What's the matter? 117 00:12:01,137 --> 00:12:02,470 Are you lost? 118 00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:09,144 [GlROWLINGl] 119 00:12:12,064 --> 00:12:13,815 Let's go in here and we can ask, okay? 120 00:12:13,983 --> 00:12:15,900 Excuse me, l wonder if you could help us. 121 00:12:16,068 --> 00:12:19,237 This boy is lost and we're wondering if his mother might be in here. 122 00:12:19,405 --> 00:12:20,739 MAX: l don't really know. 123 00:12:20,906 --> 00:12:22,699 -Well, if-- -Terry. 124 00:12:22,867 --> 00:12:25,160 -l was so worried. LUCY: Great. 125 00:12:25,327 --> 00:12:27,287 -Don't run off like that. -There you are. 126 00:12:27,455 --> 00:12:28,830 MOTHER: Thank you. -Thank you. 127 00:12:28,998 --> 00:12:30,290 Bye, Terry. 128 00:12:30,875 --> 00:12:33,835 Hey, we only come here to watch one thing. 129 00:12:35,171 --> 00:12:37,464 -Well done. -No, thanks. 130 00:12:37,631 --> 00:12:39,841 Well, on second thought.. . . 131 00:12:41,385 --> 00:12:43,803 l told you not to come in here anymore. 132 00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:54,814 Wild kids. 133 00:12:55,274 --> 00:12:58,359 Oh, they're just young. We were that age, too, once. 134 00:13:02,323 --> 00:13:04,491 Only they dress better. Bye-bye. 135 00:13:04,658 --> 00:13:08,036 You have a generous nature. l like that in a person. 136 00:13:08,412 --> 00:13:09,871 -My name's Max. -l'm Lucy. 137 00:13:10,039 --> 00:13:11,623 -How are you? -Hello. 138 00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:13,666 -That's my dog, Thorn. -Hi, Thorn. 139 00:13:13,834 --> 00:13:16,878 Say hello, Thorn. Well, how may I help you this evening? 140 00:13:17,046 --> 00:13:20,340 We have it all. The best selection of videotapes in Santa Carla. 141 00:13:20,508 --> 00:13:23,051 No. Actually, I'm not looking for a tape. 142 00:13:23,219 --> 00:13:25,094 What l need is. . . . 143 00:13:25,262 --> 00:13:27,555 -A job? -ls a job. 144 00:13:27,723 --> 00:13:29,724 Yeah. l look that needy, huh? 145 00:13:29,892 --> 00:13:32,393 [CARNIVAL MUSIC PLAYlNG OVER SPEAKERS] 146 00:13:37,316 --> 00:13:39,442 SAM: So where are we going? MlCHAEL: Nowhere. 147 00:13:39,610 --> 00:13:43,071 SAM: So, what's our rush? You're chasing that girl, aren't you? 148 00:13:43,239 --> 00:13:45,406 Come on, come on, admit it. You're chasing her. 149 00:13:45,574 --> 00:13:47,408 l'm at the mercy of your sex glands. 150 00:13:47,576 --> 00:13:51,621 Sam, don't you haνe something better to do than follow me around all night? 151 00:13:51,789 --> 00:13:53,373 Yeah. 152 00:13:53,582 --> 00:13:55,667 Actually, l do. 153 00:14:01,590 --> 00:14:04,592 [lNXS and JlMMY BARNES' "LAYlNG DOWN THE LAW" PLAYINGl OVER SPEAKERS] 154 00:14:32,288 --> 00:14:33,830 Glot a problem, guys? 155 00:14:33,998 --> 00:14:36,791 Just scoping your civilian wardrobe. 156 00:14:36,959 --> 00:14:38,668 Pretty cool, huh? 157 00:14:38,961 --> 00:14:41,170 For a fashion victim. 158 00:14:41,338 --> 00:14:44,048 Listen, if you're looking for the diet frozen-yogurt bar.. . 159 00:14:44,216 --> 00:14:46,342 . ..it went out of business last summer. 160 00:14:46,510 --> 00:14:49,220 Actually, l'm looking for a Batman, Number 1 4 . 161 00:14:49,388 --> 00:14:52,307 -That's a very serious book, man. -Only five in existence. 162 00:14:52,474 --> 00:14:54,350 Four, actually. 163 00:14:54,518 --> 00:14:56,769 l'm always looking out for the other three. 164 00:14:58,814 --> 00:15:02,317 Look. You can't put the Superman Number 77s with the 200s. 165 00:15:02,484 --> 00:15:04,652 They haven't even discovered red kryptonite yet. 166 00:15:04,820 --> 00:15:08,656 And you can't put the Number 98s with the 300s. 167 00:15:08,824 --> 00:15:11,242 Lori Lemaris hasn't even been introduced. 168 00:15:11,410 --> 00:15:13,161 Where the hell are you from? Krypton? 169 00:15:13,329 --> 00:15:18,249 Phoenix, actually. But lucky me, we moνed. .. 170 00:15:18,542 --> 00:15:20,001 . ..here. 171 00:15:20,586 --> 00:15:22,503 [SPEAKlNGl lNDlSTlNCTLY] 172 00:15:24,006 --> 00:15:25,340 Take this. 173 00:15:27,676 --> 00:15:32,180 -l don't like horror comics. -You'll like this one, Mr. Phoenix. 174 00:15:32,348 --> 00:15:33,640 lt could save your life. 175 00:15:35,601 --> 00:15:37,518 -Hey! -Hey! 176 00:15:37,686 --> 00:15:40,355 ALAN: Come back here! EDGAR: Hey, let's go! 177 00:15:40,522 --> 00:15:43,149 Hey, wait a minute! Come back here! 178 00:16:04,254 --> 00:16:06,547 [ENGlNES REVVING] 179 00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:19,394 Come on, she stiffed you. Ha. 180 00:16:29,029 --> 00:16:31,406 [SHELLY LAUGlHlNGl] 181 00:16:37,871 --> 00:16:39,080 [GlREGl GlROWLlNGl] 182 00:16:42,584 --> 00:16:44,085 [HIGlH-PlTCHED SCREECHlNGl] 183 00:16:44,253 --> 00:16:46,004 -What was that? -What was what? 184 00:16:46,171 --> 00:16:49,549 -l thought I heard something. -Forget it. 185 00:16:56,181 --> 00:16:57,890 [BOTH SCREAMlNGl] 186 00:17:10,279 --> 00:17:13,114 -Well, how do you like that baby, huh? SAM: It's a beauty. 187 00:17:13,282 --> 00:17:15,742 -Come on, let's get in. -All right. 188 00:17:15,909 --> 00:17:17,618 Hey, can I drive it on the way back? 189 00:17:17,786 --> 00:17:20,872 Fat chance. Nobody drives this baby but me. 190 00:17:27,713 --> 00:17:29,547 [ENGlNE STARTS] 191 00:17:30,466 --> 00:17:32,759 Yeah. 192 00:17:32,926 --> 00:17:34,927 You gotta let it warm up a little. 193 00:17:35,095 --> 00:17:38,765 Hear that sound? Just like a baby pussycat. 194 00:17:38,932 --> 00:17:41,768 -Okay, let's go to town. -All right. 195 00:17:41,935 --> 00:17:43,102 [ENGlNE STOPS] 196 00:17:43,270 --> 00:17:44,645 [DOOR OPENS] 197 00:17:45,773 --> 00:17:46,814 [DOOR CLOSES] 198 00:17:47,399 --> 00:17:48,775 Are we having fun, or what? 199 00:17:48,942 --> 00:17:53,071 -l thought we were going to town. -That's as close to town as I like to get. 200 00:17:53,989 --> 00:17:56,199 What a weirdo, man. 201 00:18:00,788 --> 00:18:02,705 MAN 1 : lt means you gotta bounce, man. 202 00:18:02,956 --> 00:18:04,832 MAN 2: Did you see that? Where did he come from? 203 00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:06,959 Oh, he turned green. 204 00:18:17,179 --> 00:18:20,765 ALAN: Notice anything unusual about Santa Carla yet? 205 00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:23,935 No, it's a pretty cool place. 206 00:18:24,186 --> 00:18:26,479 -lf you're a Martian. -Or a vampire. 207 00:18:27,523 --> 00:18:29,774 Are you guys sniffing old newsprint or something? 208 00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:32,485 You think you really know what's happening around here? 209 00:18:32,653 --> 00:18:35,446 Well, l'll tell you something. You don't know shit, buddy. 210 00:18:35,614 --> 00:18:39,575 Yeah. You think we just work in a comic-book store for our folks, huh? 211 00:18:39,743 --> 00:18:43,121 -Actually, I thought it was a bakery. -This is just our cover. 212 00:18:44,373 --> 00:18:46,707 We're dedicated to a higher purpose. 213 00:18:46,875 --> 00:18:52,797 We're fighters for truth, justice and the American way. 214 00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:54,799 Right. 215 00:18:56,677 --> 00:19:00,054 Hey, man. Read this. 216 00:19:00,430 --> 00:19:02,765 l told you I don't like horror comics. 217 00:19:02,933 --> 00:19:05,768 Think of it more as a survival manual. 218 00:19:05,936 --> 00:19:07,687 There's our number on the back. 219 00:19:07,855 --> 00:19:11,065 And pray you never need to call us. 220 00:19:11,567 --> 00:19:13,359 l'll pray. . . 221 00:19:13,569 --> 00:19:15,736 . ..I never need to call you. 222 00:19:15,904 --> 00:19:17,446 Sure. 223 00:19:21,577 --> 00:19:23,578 [PEOPLE SCREAMlNGl] 224 00:19:29,209 --> 00:19:32,336 lt looks great. Definitely. Enjoy it, for sure. 225 00:19:32,504 --> 00:19:34,630 -Thanks. -Night. 226 00:19:34,798 --> 00:19:38,593 BARKER: Step right up, folks. . . . 227 00:19:40,345 --> 00:19:41,387 MlCHAEL: Excuse me. 228 00:19:43,765 --> 00:19:46,559 All right, it won't hurt. It won't. 229 00:19:48,896 --> 00:19:50,855 lt's a rip-off. 230 00:19:54,776 --> 00:19:56,277 MlCHAEL: Hi. 231 00:19:56,945 --> 00:19:59,906 lf you want your ear pierced, I'll do it. 232 00:20:00,782 --> 00:20:02,617 What's your name? 233 00:20:02,784 --> 00:20:05,077 -Star. -Oh, your folks too, huh? 234 00:20:05,787 --> 00:20:08,122 -What do you mean? -Ex-hippies. 235 00:20:08,290 --> 00:20:11,626 l came this close to being called Moonbeam or Moonchild. 236 00:20:11,793 --> 00:20:13,836 Or something like that. 237 00:20:14,796 --> 00:20:17,048 But Star's great. l like Star. 238 00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:18,799 STAR: Me too. 239 00:20:19,468 --> 00:20:23,387 -l'm Michael. -Michael. Michael's great. l like Michael. 240 00:20:25,974 --> 00:20:29,727 -Wanna get something to eat? -Okay. 241 00:20:39,154 --> 00:20:40,488 Where are you going, Star? 242 00:20:41,281 --> 00:20:43,991 For a ride. This is Michael. 243 00:20:44,910 --> 00:20:46,953 -Let's go. -Star. 244 00:21:03,095 --> 00:21:06,472 You know where Hudson's Bluff is, oνerlooking the point? 245 00:21:07,474 --> 00:21:08,849 l can't beat your bike. 246 00:21:09,017 --> 00:21:12,687 You don't have to beat me, Michael. You just haνe to try and keep up. 247 00:21:15,357 --> 00:21:17,024 We're going for a ride. 248 00:21:19,152 --> 00:21:22,154 [CHEERlNGl AND WHOOPINGl] 249 00:21:48,140 --> 00:21:50,141 [LAUGlHINGl] 250 00:21:50,309 --> 00:21:51,350 [YELLS] 251 00:21:54,730 --> 00:21:56,230 Whoo! 252 00:22:47,074 --> 00:22:48,616 Come on! 253 00:22:59,461 --> 00:23:01,045 Come on, Michael! 254 00:23:01,213 --> 00:23:02,713 [PANTINGl] 255 00:23:20,399 --> 00:23:23,150 -What the hell are you doing? STAR: No! 256 00:23:24,820 --> 00:23:26,862 Just you. Come on. 257 00:23:27,030 --> 00:23:28,948 Just you. 258 00:23:30,325 --> 00:23:32,743 Come on. Just you. 259 00:23:34,329 --> 00:23:36,497 How far are you willing to go, Michael? 260 00:23:44,047 --> 00:23:46,966 [LAUGlHINGl AND WHOOPlNG] 261 00:23:51,304 --> 00:23:53,764 PAUL: Hit the rock box, buddy. STAR: Yeah. 262 00:23:57,185 --> 00:23:59,395 [WAVES CRASHING] 263 00:24:01,606 --> 00:24:03,607 Not bad, huh? 264 00:24:04,109 --> 00:24:07,778 This was the hottest resort in Santa Carla about 85 years ago. 265 00:24:08,363 --> 00:24:10,865 Too bad they built it on the fault. 266 00:24:11,491 --> 00:24:13,826 ln 1 906.. . 267 00:24:14,077 --> 00:24:16,787 . ..when the big one hit San Francisco. . . 268 00:24:16,955 --> 00:24:20,124 . ..the ground opened up and this place took a header. . . 269 00:24:20,292 --> 00:24:22,293 . ..right into the crack. 270 00:24:25,005 --> 00:24:26,046 So now it's ours. 271 00:24:26,214 --> 00:24:27,965 So check it out, Mikey. 272 00:24:28,133 --> 00:24:29,175 [ALL LAUGlHlNGl] 273 00:24:29,342 --> 00:24:30,885 Marko. 274 00:24:31,052 --> 00:24:32,595 Food. 275 00:24:33,805 --> 00:24:35,890 That's what I love about this place. 276 00:24:36,391 --> 00:24:37,975 You ask, and then you get. 277 00:24:38,643 --> 00:24:40,728 -Thank you. -Yeah. 278 00:24:43,064 --> 00:24:44,857 Appetizer. 279 00:24:49,362 --> 00:24:51,530 You'll like it here, Michael. 280 00:24:54,743 --> 00:24:55,910 LUCY: Ten o'clock. Lights out. 281 00:24:57,037 --> 00:24:58,454 -Did you brush your teeth? -Uh-huh. 282 00:24:58,622 --> 00:24:59,914 Okay, night-night, sweetheart. 283 00:25:00,081 --> 00:25:01,248 -Mom? -Uh-huh? 284 00:25:02,667 --> 00:25:04,293 Oh. 285 00:25:04,461 --> 00:25:06,295 Sorry. 286 00:25:06,880 --> 00:25:09,673 You know, l can never sleep with the closet door open either. 287 00:25:09,841 --> 00:25:11,717 Not even a crack. 288 00:25:11,885 --> 00:25:16,680 Sam, this is a terrible thing to admit, but l think that. . . 289 00:25:16,848 --> 00:25:19,391 . ..one of the reasons l divorced your father. . . 290 00:25:19,559 --> 00:25:23,103 . ..was because he never believed in the closet monster. 291 00:25:23,271 --> 00:25:24,897 [GlRANDPA LAUGlHlNGl] 292 00:25:26,525 --> 00:25:30,069 LUCY: Dad. Dad, you shouldn't sneak up on people like that. 293 00:25:30,237 --> 00:25:33,614 Brought you something to dress up your room with, Sam. 294 00:25:34,366 --> 00:25:35,908 How do you like that? 295 00:25:36,076 --> 00:25:39,537 -Thanks, Glrandpa. -Dad, really. You shouldn't have. 296 00:25:39,704 --> 00:25:42,623 Yeah. Lots more where he comes from. 297 00:25:42,791 --> 00:25:45,668 -Glood night, Sam. SAM: Glood night, Glrandpa. 298 00:25:47,712 --> 00:25:50,631 -Lights, Sam. -As soon as l finish this comic, okay? 299 00:25:50,799 --> 00:25:55,386 -Okay. Night-night, honey. -Glood night, Mom. 300 00:25:57,931 --> 00:25:59,056 [DOOR CLOSES] 301 00:26:06,314 --> 00:26:08,649 You're history, buddy. 302 00:26:19,244 --> 00:26:21,370 Feeding time. Come and get it, boys. 303 00:26:21,538 --> 00:26:24,790 PAUL: All right. Food time. DWAYNE: All right. 304 00:26:25,208 --> 00:26:27,626 Chinese. Glood choice. 305 00:26:28,670 --> 00:26:29,670 Over here, bud. 306 00:26:31,715 --> 00:26:32,756 Gluests first. 307 00:26:32,924 --> 00:26:34,091 No. No, thanks. 308 00:26:34,259 --> 00:26:35,509 You don't like rice? 309 00:26:35,969 --> 00:26:39,221 Tell me, Michael, how could a billion Chinese people be wrong? 310 00:26:39,389 --> 00:26:41,599 [ALL SNlCKERlNG] 311 00:26:41,766 --> 00:26:43,350 Come on. 312 00:26:51,901 --> 00:26:52,943 How are those maggots? 313 00:26:53,528 --> 00:26:55,487 [ALL CHUCKLlNGl] 314 00:26:55,655 --> 00:26:56,864 Maggots, Michael. 315 00:26:57,032 --> 00:26:59,700 You're eating maggots. How do they taste? 316 00:27:04,372 --> 00:27:06,290 [ALL LAUGlHlNGl] 317 00:27:06,708 --> 00:27:07,708 Leave him alone. 318 00:27:10,045 --> 00:27:13,172 DWAYNE: Pretty sad. Pretty sad. 319 00:27:22,015 --> 00:27:23,140 DAVlD: Sorry about that. 320 00:27:23,892 --> 00:27:25,059 No hard feelings, huh? 321 00:27:26,936 --> 00:27:28,562 No. 322 00:27:29,606 --> 00:27:31,523 Why don't you try some noodles? 323 00:27:34,069 --> 00:27:36,362 -They're worms. -What do you mean, they're worms? 324 00:27:38,239 --> 00:27:39,698 Don't eat-- 325 00:27:42,744 --> 00:27:44,161 They're only noodles, Michael. 326 00:27:47,916 --> 00:27:49,500 PAUL: Nice worms. 327 00:27:49,668 --> 00:27:52,836 STAR: That's enough. PAUL: Chill out, girl. 328 00:27:54,923 --> 00:27:56,340 [WHlSPERS] 329 00:28:34,671 --> 00:28:37,131 Drink some of this, Michael. 330 00:28:38,758 --> 00:28:40,134 Be one of us. 331 00:28:55,316 --> 00:28:57,651 [CHANTlNGl] Michael, Michael. 332 00:28:58,194 --> 00:29:00,612 -Don't. You don't have to, Michael. PAUL: Take a chance. 333 00:29:00,780 --> 00:29:02,906 -Michael. Take a chance. -Michael. 334 00:29:03,074 --> 00:29:05,492 [CHANTlNGl] Michael, Michael. 335 00:29:05,660 --> 00:29:08,579 -MichaeI, MichaeI, MichaeI. -lt's blood. 336 00:29:08,747 --> 00:29:12,499 -Yeah, sure. Blood. PAUL: Michael, drink it. 337 00:29:12,792 --> 00:29:14,626 Bravo. 338 00:29:14,794 --> 00:29:16,837 [ALL CHEERlNGl] 339 00:29:19,507 --> 00:29:21,008 Glive me a ride, Marko. 340 00:29:21,176 --> 00:29:27,681 ALL [CHANTlNGl]: Michael, Michael, Michael. . . . 341 00:29:28,516 --> 00:29:32,269 You're one of us, bud. Let the good times roll. 342 00:29:33,021 --> 00:29:36,023 [ALL WHOOPlNGl AND CHEERINGl] 343 00:30:12,352 --> 00:30:15,020 Michael. 344 00:30:15,188 --> 00:30:19,942 Michael. Michael. 345 00:30:20,109 --> 00:30:21,527 [LAUGlHS] 346 00:30:36,543 --> 00:30:38,627 Perfect timing. 347 00:30:40,547 --> 00:30:41,839 What's going on? 348 00:30:44,050 --> 00:30:46,218 DAVlD: Michael wants to know what's going on. 349 00:30:46,386 --> 00:30:47,928 [ALL CHUCKLlNGl] 350 00:30:48,096 --> 00:30:49,263 DAVlD: Marko? 351 00:30:49,764 --> 00:30:51,473 What's going on? 352 00:30:51,641 --> 00:30:54,017 l don't know. What's going on, Paul? 353 00:30:54,185 --> 00:30:58,146 -Wait a minute, who wants to know? -Michael wants to know. 354 00:30:58,606 --> 00:31:00,941 l think we should let Michael know what's going on. 355 00:31:01,109 --> 00:31:02,609 PAUL: Yeah. 356 00:31:05,196 --> 00:31:06,822 Marko. 357 00:31:06,990 --> 00:31:10,492 Glood night, Michael. Bombs away. 358 00:31:11,244 --> 00:31:14,454 Bottoms up, man. Whoa! 359 00:31:20,003 --> 00:31:21,962 Come with us, Michael. 360 00:31:26,676 --> 00:31:29,511 [ALL CHEERlNGl AND LAUGHlNGl] 361 00:31:32,098 --> 00:31:33,307 Hey, Michael. 362 00:31:33,474 --> 00:31:35,559 DAVlD: Michael Emerson! 363 00:31:36,185 --> 00:31:38,312 Come on down! 364 00:31:38,479 --> 00:31:42,649 MARKO: Come on, Michael. PAUL: Come on. 365 00:31:45,653 --> 00:31:48,572 DWAYNE: Hey, Michael. PAUL: Way to go, Michael. 366 00:31:52,243 --> 00:31:55,245 PAUL: Welcome aboard, Michael. 367 00:31:55,413 --> 00:31:57,664 -Fun, huh? PAUL: How do you like it? 368 00:31:57,832 --> 00:32:00,000 [TRAlN HORN BLARINGl] 369 00:32:11,512 --> 00:32:13,263 Hold on! 370 00:32:13,431 --> 00:32:14,806 Jesus Christ! 371 00:32:22,982 --> 00:32:24,816 Yeah. 372 00:32:25,193 --> 00:32:27,986 -Jesus Christ! -Don't be scared, Michael. 373 00:32:28,696 --> 00:32:30,030 [MARKO YELLS] 374 00:32:33,534 --> 00:32:35,869 [YELLS] 375 00:32:36,037 --> 00:32:38,997 Michael, you're one of us. Let go! 376 00:32:39,749 --> 00:32:40,832 And do what? 377 00:32:41,209 --> 00:32:42,834 You are one of us, Michael. 378 00:32:43,002 --> 00:32:44,044 [MOUTHS] What? 379 00:32:47,882 --> 00:32:50,008 David! 380 00:33:06,776 --> 00:33:11,571 MARKO: Michael, let go. PAUL: Michael, let go. 381 00:33:11,739 --> 00:33:13,156 DAVlD: Michael. 382 00:33:13,324 --> 00:33:15,075 [LOST BOYS WHOOPlNGl AND SHOUTlNGl] 383 00:33:15,243 --> 00:33:18,412 DAVlD: Michael. Michael. 384 00:33:18,579 --> 00:33:20,247 [GlRUNTlNG] 385 00:33:21,457 --> 00:33:23,500 [DAVlD CHUCKLES] 386 00:33:30,049 --> 00:33:50,235 [SCREAMINGl] 387 00:34:08,129 --> 00:34:11,339 Mike, wake up. 388 00:34:12,800 --> 00:34:14,593 lt's Mom. 389 00:34:15,303 --> 00:34:18,472 -Mom's home? -No, on the phone, Mike. 390 00:34:18,806 --> 00:34:21,767 -What time is it? -lt's 2:00. 391 00:34:22,435 --> 00:34:24,311 Glive me those sunglasses. 392 00:34:24,479 --> 00:34:26,938 You need your sunglasses to talk on the phone? 393 00:34:27,106 --> 00:34:30,817 Are you freebasing? lnquiring minds wanna know. 394 00:34:31,402 --> 00:34:32,444 Ooh. 395 00:34:35,823 --> 00:34:38,116 -Hello? LUCY: Michael, are you still in bed? 396 00:34:38,284 --> 00:34:39,993 No. l'm up. 397 00:34:40,161 --> 00:34:41,953 Michael, would you do me a favor? 398 00:34:42,121 --> 00:34:44,748 Max asked me to go to dinner with him after work tonight. 399 00:34:44,916 --> 00:34:48,668 -Would you stay home with Sam? -Sam is old enough to stay by himself. 400 00:34:48,836 --> 00:34:50,837 l don't need a babysitter, Mike. 401 00:34:51,005 --> 00:34:53,548 Michael, you come home in the middle of the night. . . 402 00:34:53,716 --> 00:34:54,758 . ..you sleep all day. 403 00:34:55,426 --> 00:34:58,512 I work all day. Sam is always alone. 404 00:34:59,055 --> 00:35:01,932 lt's been a long time since somebody asked me to go to dinner. 405 00:35:02,100 --> 00:35:04,768 l'd like to go. Okay? 406 00:35:06,104 --> 00:35:07,395 Okay, Mom. 407 00:35:07,563 --> 00:35:11,358 Thanks, honey. It's a real favor. Bye-bye. 408 00:35:11,734 --> 00:35:13,860 [WIND CHlMES TlNKLlNGl] 409 00:35:26,374 --> 00:35:29,543 Hey, anything around here that might pass for an aftershave? 410 00:35:32,672 --> 00:35:35,340 How about some Windex, Glrandpa? 411 00:35:35,508 --> 00:35:37,217 Yeah, yeah, let me try some of that. 412 00:35:42,014 --> 00:35:43,974 Yeah. 413 00:35:46,686 --> 00:35:48,311 You have a big date tonight? 414 00:35:48,813 --> 00:35:50,897 Ah, ha-ha-ha. 415 00:35:51,899 --> 00:35:55,569 Just going to drop by some of my handiwork to the Widow Johnson. 416 00:35:55,736 --> 00:35:58,864 What did you stuff for her? Mr. Johnson? 417 00:35:59,407 --> 00:36:01,741 Yeah, well, I'll see you two guys later. 418 00:36:02,618 --> 00:36:04,077 That wasn't funny, Mike. 419 00:36:12,003 --> 00:36:14,713 [HORN HONKS "LA CUCARACHA" OFF-KEY] 420 00:36:17,341 --> 00:36:19,509 l'm gonna make you a sandwich. 421 00:36:20,428 --> 00:36:21,428 Don't bother. 422 00:36:21,596 --> 00:36:25,015 Lose the earring, Michael. lt's not you. lt's definitely not you. 423 00:36:25,183 --> 00:36:26,224 Piss off. 424 00:36:26,392 --> 00:36:30,520 All you do is give attitude lately. You watching too much Dynasty bud? 425 00:36:34,025 --> 00:36:35,567 What the hell. ..? 426 00:36:40,781 --> 00:36:42,866 [HIGlH-PlTCHED SCREECHlNGl] 427 00:36:43,034 --> 00:36:44,451 [BARKlNGl] 428 00:36:50,291 --> 00:36:52,292 [LOST BOYS WHOOPlNGl] 429 00:37:00,384 --> 00:37:02,802 DAVlD: Michael, Michael. 430 00:37:04,347 --> 00:37:05,972 [DAVlD LAUGlHlNGl] 431 00:37:06,432 --> 00:37:09,059 Michael, Michael, Michael. . . . 432 00:37:09,227 --> 00:37:12,854 No, Mike. Mike, don't open the door. Mike! 433 00:37:14,232 --> 00:37:16,066 Mike, don't. 434 00:37:30,164 --> 00:37:32,290 What's going on, Mike? 435 00:37:32,500 --> 00:37:33,959 Glo take your bath. 436 00:37:53,688 --> 00:37:55,188 [GlRUNTlNG] 437 00:37:56,524 --> 00:37:57,691 [COUGlHS] 438 00:38:05,616 --> 00:38:08,618 [CLARENCE "FROGlMAN" HENRY'S "AIN'T GOT NO HOME" PLAYlNGl ON RADIO] 439 00:38:08,786 --> 00:38:10,787 [SAM SINGllNGl] 440 00:39:05,217 --> 00:39:07,552 [MlCHAEL PANTINGl] 441 00:39:16,937 --> 00:39:18,730 [NANOOK BARKlNGl] 442 00:39:23,277 --> 00:39:25,570 [BANGlINGl AND GlROWLINGl] 443 00:39:28,282 --> 00:39:29,616 [BANGlINGl AND GlROWLINGl STOP] 444 00:39:45,299 --> 00:39:46,800 Mike? 445 00:39:50,471 --> 00:39:52,430 Michael, are you there? 446 00:39:54,600 --> 00:39:56,267 Nanook? 447 00:40:02,983 --> 00:40:04,484 [MlCHAEL GlROANS] 448 00:40:04,819 --> 00:40:06,528 SAM: Michael? 449 00:40:13,285 --> 00:40:14,744 Mike, what happened? 450 00:40:15,162 --> 00:40:16,996 -Nanook. -What about Nanook? 451 00:40:17,164 --> 00:40:18,790 What did you do to my dog, asshole? 452 00:40:18,958 --> 00:40:22,419 Nothing. l didn't hurt him. He bit me. This is my blood. 453 00:40:22,586 --> 00:40:25,338 Why did he bite you, Mike? What did you do to him? 454 00:40:30,177 --> 00:40:32,137 He was protecting you. 455 00:40:33,973 --> 00:40:36,349 Look at your reflection in the mirror. 456 00:40:44,817 --> 00:40:48,611 You're a creature of the night, Michael. Just like out of a comic book. 457 00:40:48,779 --> 00:40:50,280 You're a vampire, Michael. 458 00:40:50,448 --> 00:40:52,949 My own brother, a goddamn shit-sucking vampire. 459 00:40:53,117 --> 00:40:54,951 You wait till Mom finds out, buddy. 460 00:40:55,119 --> 00:40:56,536 Sammy, wait. Sam! 461 00:40:56,704 --> 00:40:58,371 SAM: Stay back. MlCHAEL: Just let me talk-- 462 00:40:58,539 --> 00:41:00,707 Wait a minute. Sam! 463 00:41:00,875 --> 00:41:02,834 [POUNDlNGl ON DOOR] 464 00:41:03,043 --> 00:41:05,044 Glet away from me, Mike! 465 00:41:09,508 --> 00:41:12,886 MlCHAEL: Sammy. Sammy, open the door. 466 00:41:38,621 --> 00:41:41,873 You did the right thing by calling us. Does your brother sleep a lot? 467 00:41:42,041 --> 00:41:43,500 Yeah, all day. 468 00:41:43,667 --> 00:41:47,378 ALAN: Does the sunlight freak him out? -He wears sunglasses in the house. 469 00:41:47,546 --> 00:41:50,131 EDGAR: Bad breath? Long fingernails? 470 00:41:50,299 --> 00:41:54,260 Yeah, his fingernails are a bit longer. He always had bad breath, though. 471 00:41:55,763 --> 00:41:56,930 He's a vampire, all right. 472 00:41:57,806 --> 00:41:59,265 EDGAR: All right, here's what you do. 473 00:41:59,683 --> 00:42:03,937 Glet yourself a good, sharp stake and drive it right through his heart. 474 00:42:04,104 --> 00:42:05,480 l can't do that. He's my brother. 475 00:42:05,648 --> 00:42:07,607 ALAN: Okay, we'll come over and do it for you. 476 00:42:07,775 --> 00:42:11,236 -No. -You better get yourself a garlic T-shirt. 477 00:42:11,403 --> 00:42:13,571 Or it's your funeral. 478 00:42:13,864 --> 00:42:15,865 [DIAL TONE HUMMlNGl] 479 00:42:42,768 --> 00:42:44,435 [MlCHAEL GlRUNTlNG] 480 00:42:58,701 --> 00:42:59,784 [GlLASS BREAKS] 481 00:43:14,341 --> 00:43:16,009 [PHONE RINGlS] 482 00:43:16,343 --> 00:43:19,262 -Hello. -Sam, is everything all right? 483 00:43:19,430 --> 00:43:22,056 Mom, l think we have to have a long talk about something. 484 00:43:22,975 --> 00:43:24,017 Help! 485 00:43:24,184 --> 00:43:25,685 LUCY: What's going on there? SAM: Mom? 486 00:43:25,853 --> 00:43:28,187 -Sam, I'm starting to get worried. -Mom-- Uh-oh. 487 00:43:28,981 --> 00:43:32,984 What's that noise? That's not Michael. Why is he screaming like that? 488 00:43:33,819 --> 00:43:36,529 -Now, we should stay calm. -Calm? Calm about what? 489 00:43:37,364 --> 00:43:40,533 -Nothing, nothing. -Listen, just who's making that noise? 490 00:43:40,701 --> 00:43:43,161 l can't talk about it on the phone. lt's Michael. 491 00:43:43,329 --> 00:43:46,080 Don't listen to him, Mom. He doesn't know what he's saying. 492 00:43:46,248 --> 00:43:47,290 SAM: Ah! -Shut up, Sam. 493 00:43:47,458 --> 00:43:49,042 Mom! Help! He's coming to get me! 494 00:43:49,209 --> 00:43:50,335 Oh, my God! 495 00:43:50,502 --> 00:43:51,878 -Mom! -Sam! 496 00:43:52,046 --> 00:43:54,213 -He's gonna kill me! -Honey, l'm coming. 497 00:43:54,381 --> 00:43:57,967 SAM: No! No! Tell him to get away! No! No! Mom! 498 00:44:10,898 --> 00:44:12,565 Open up! 499 00:44:12,733 --> 00:44:14,108 Stay back! Stay back! 500 00:44:14,276 --> 00:44:16,235 Sammy, help me! Open up! 501 00:44:16,403 --> 00:44:18,780 Help me! Sammy, open the window! 502 00:44:18,947 --> 00:44:21,240 -You're a vampire! l knew it! -l am not! 503 00:44:21,408 --> 00:44:23,660 So, what are you, the Flying Nun? 504 00:44:24,203 --> 00:44:26,704 l'm your brother, Sammy. Help me! 505 00:44:28,082 --> 00:44:29,999 Sammy, open up! 506 00:44:40,427 --> 00:44:44,639 Please. 507 00:44:49,520 --> 00:44:51,312 Thank you, Sam. 508 00:44:52,773 --> 00:44:56,609 We've gotta stick together, Sam. We've gotta stick together, bro. 509 00:44:56,777 --> 00:45:00,780 -What about Mom? -Just don't tell her anything. 510 00:45:00,948 --> 00:45:03,783 l don't know, Mike. lt's not like getting a D in school. 511 00:45:07,621 --> 00:45:10,790 We're gonna work this out. l'm gonna work this out. Trust me, okay? 512 00:45:10,958 --> 00:45:13,126 LUCY: Sam. -Okay. 513 00:45:13,293 --> 00:45:16,546 Sam! Sam! 514 00:45:18,757 --> 00:45:24,303 Sam. Sam, are you all right? You had me scared to death. 515 00:45:24,471 --> 00:45:27,640 l'm okay. l was reading a horror comic and I thought l saw someone. . . 516 00:45:27,808 --> 00:45:30,560 . ..out my window, but l guess l got carried away. 517 00:45:30,728 --> 00:45:32,520 You got carried away by a comic book? 518 00:45:34,148 --> 00:45:35,982 lt was a scary comic, Mom. l'm sorry. 519 00:45:38,360 --> 00:45:41,946 You know, l'νe just about had it with the both of you. 520 00:45:42,114 --> 00:45:43,906 You know that? 521 00:45:45,659 --> 00:45:47,660 What is this mess? 522 00:45:47,828 --> 00:45:50,830 You spill milk all over and don't eνen bother to clean it up? 523 00:45:50,998 --> 00:45:51,998 SAM: l didn't spill it. 524 00:45:52,166 --> 00:45:55,042 l can't believe you people. The refrigerator door's wide open. 525 00:45:55,210 --> 00:45:57,670 Are you trying to refrigerate the whole neighborhood? 526 00:45:57,838 --> 00:46:00,882 You know, it's not fair. l would like to have a personal life too. 527 00:46:01,049 --> 00:46:04,093 -Where's Michael? SAM: He went to bed early, Mom. 528 00:46:04,261 --> 00:46:06,929 [HORN HONKS "LA CUCARACHA" OFF-KEY] 529 00:46:28,160 --> 00:46:30,661 Mom? Can l sleep in here with you tonight? 530 00:46:30,829 --> 00:46:32,997 ln here? Are you sure you're all right? 531 00:46:33,165 --> 00:46:35,374 l'm fine. lt was a real scary comic, that's all. 532 00:46:35,542 --> 00:46:38,044 -Do you mind? -No, l don't mind. 533 00:46:39,713 --> 00:46:42,548 -Have you been eating pizza? -No. Why? 534 00:46:42,716 --> 00:46:45,593 Whew! You smell like garlic. 535 00:47:06,073 --> 00:47:08,074 [WHlMPERlNG] 536 00:47:10,744 --> 00:47:12,954 [GlROWLINGl] 537 00:47:27,803 --> 00:47:29,428 Who's there? 538 00:47:30,097 --> 00:47:31,514 [DOGl WHIMPERS] 539 00:47:32,266 --> 00:47:34,100 Hello, Thorn. 540 00:47:34,268 --> 00:47:36,936 ls that you, Thorn? ls that you making all that noise? 541 00:47:38,355 --> 00:47:40,064 [THORN BARKlNG] 542 00:47:49,449 --> 00:47:51,033 [MOTORCYCLES APPROACHINGl] 543 00:47:52,953 --> 00:47:55,454 [LOST BOYS WHOOPlNGl] 544 00:48:05,257 --> 00:48:07,008 Star. 545 00:48:10,053 --> 00:48:12,388 [WAVES CRASHING] 546 00:48:13,974 --> 00:48:15,558 Star. 547 00:48:33,327 --> 00:48:34,660 [GlLASS BREAKS] 548 00:48:36,163 --> 00:48:37,872 l'm over here, Michael. 549 00:48:38,040 --> 00:48:41,667 -What's happening to me, Star? -Michael. 550 00:48:42,085 --> 00:48:46,213 -What's happening to me, Star? -Oh, Michael. 551 00:48:46,381 --> 00:48:50,009 Michael, l can't tell you. l don't know how to help you. 552 00:48:50,177 --> 00:48:51,969 What's happening? 553 00:48:52,512 --> 00:48:55,348 l can't. I can't. 554 00:50:11,299 --> 00:50:13,634 [LOST BOYS LAUGlHlNGl AND WHOOPINGl] 555 00:50:26,565 --> 00:50:28,232 [LAUGlHINGl AND WHOOPlNG STOPS] 556 00:50:57,888 --> 00:50:59,305 Hi. 557 00:51:01,224 --> 00:51:02,975 Hey, aren't we friends anymore? 558 00:51:03,518 --> 00:51:06,103 -Sure. -"Sure." 559 00:51:06,271 --> 00:51:09,732 Does that mean we are , or. . .? 560 00:51:10,108 --> 00:51:11,984 -We are. -We are. 561 00:51:12,152 --> 00:51:15,154 Well, then let's act like friends. Let's talk. 562 00:51:18,617 --> 00:51:20,910 Michael, take off your glasses. 563 00:51:27,000 --> 00:51:29,168 Michael, look at me. 564 00:51:30,420 --> 00:51:32,797 -lf there's a girl-- -l'm tired, Mom. 565 00:51:32,964 --> 00:51:34,507 -We could talk about-- -l'm tired. 566 00:51:34,674 --> 00:51:37,134 We could talk about anything you want to talk about. 567 00:51:37,302 --> 00:51:40,763 l have more serious things on my mind than girls and school. Things that-- 568 00:51:40,931 --> 00:51:42,348 Things I wouldn't understand? 569 00:51:46,311 --> 00:51:47,686 [DOOR OPENS] 570 00:51:47,854 --> 00:51:49,522 [DOOR CLOSES] 571 00:51:51,525 --> 00:51:53,984 GlRANDPA: Eh.. . . 572 00:51:54,152 --> 00:51:57,196 Looks like l wasn't the only one who got lucky last night. 573 00:51:57,572 --> 00:51:59,657 [GlRANDPA CHUCKLES] 574 00:51:59,825 --> 00:52:02,118 SAM: Did you take care of everything, Michael? 575 00:52:22,055 --> 00:52:23,097 SAM: What's the wine for? 576 00:52:23,265 --> 00:52:26,142 LUCY: My apology to Max for running out on him last night.. . 577 00:52:26,309 --> 00:52:28,686 . ..which, young man, you should be making. 578 00:52:28,854 --> 00:52:30,396 SAM: Mom. 579 00:52:33,525 --> 00:52:37,027 Honey, I better bring this up to the house or somebody's just gonna take it. 580 00:52:37,195 --> 00:52:39,280 SAM: All right, I'll be here. 581 00:52:51,001 --> 00:52:52,042 Hi, Thorn. 582 00:52:52,210 --> 00:52:53,752 [BARKlNGl] 583 00:52:54,421 --> 00:52:55,713 Oh! 584 00:52:56,423 --> 00:52:58,549 Sam. Sam. 585 00:52:58,884 --> 00:53:00,217 Stop. Sam! 586 00:53:00,427 --> 00:53:02,511 -Help, Sam! -Mom! 587 00:53:03,930 --> 00:53:05,764 Glod, no! Sam! Help, Sam! 588 00:53:06,933 --> 00:53:08,350 No! No! 589 00:53:08,518 --> 00:53:09,685 Sam, no! 590 00:53:09,853 --> 00:53:11,604 SAM: Mom! 591 00:53:13,356 --> 00:53:15,274 Oh, my God! 592 00:53:16,776 --> 00:53:20,279 Honey, get in the car. Glet in the car. 593 00:53:21,698 --> 00:53:25,367 Then dog started chasing my mom like the Hounds of Hell in Vampires Everywhere. 594 00:53:25,535 --> 00:53:29,371 We've been aware of some serious vampire activity in this town for a long time . 595 00:53:29,539 --> 00:53:31,999 Santa Carla has become a haven for the undead. 596 00:53:32,167 --> 00:53:34,251 As a matter of fact, we're almost certain. .. 597 00:53:34,419 --> 00:53:37,963 . ..that ghouls and werewolves occupy high positions at City Hall. 598 00:53:38,131 --> 00:53:40,716 Kill your brother. You'll feel better. 599 00:53:42,135 --> 00:53:44,345 Look, guys, my brother is not a bloodsucker. 600 00:53:44,512 --> 00:53:47,056 Look, it says here that if you kill the head vampire. . . 601 00:53:47,224 --> 00:53:49,225 . ..all half-vampires will return to normal. 602 00:53:49,643 --> 00:53:52,811 Gluys, if my brother's a vampire, believe me, he's only half. 603 00:53:52,979 --> 00:53:55,105 Does your brother know who the head vampire is? 604 00:53:55,273 --> 00:53:56,899 No, l don't think so. 605 00:53:57,067 --> 00:54:00,903 Then you'll have to kill him. And if you don't. . . 606 00:54:01,321 --> 00:54:03,155 . ..then we will. 607 00:54:03,490 --> 00:54:07,743 This all started when my mom went to work at Max's video store. 608 00:54:08,203 --> 00:54:10,079 Max never comes in till after it's dark. 609 00:54:10,789 --> 00:54:13,457 The dog who chased my mom this morning was his. 610 00:54:13,625 --> 00:54:17,753 And listen to this: "Vampires require a daytime protector, a guardian. . . 611 00:54:17,921 --> 00:54:19,630 . ..to watch over them as they sleep. 612 00:54:19,798 --> 00:54:23,384 Fierce dogs, the Hounds of Hell, are often employed for this purpose." 613 00:54:23,927 --> 00:54:24,969 No shit. 614 00:54:25,136 --> 00:54:28,097 Yeah? Well, what happens if my mom is dating the head vampire? 615 00:54:29,015 --> 00:54:31,392 You guys could nail him and save Santa Carla. 616 00:54:31,559 --> 00:54:35,020 Truth, justice, the American way triumphs. 617 00:54:35,188 --> 00:54:36,355 Thanks to you two. 618 00:54:38,358 --> 00:54:39,692 We'll check out Max. 619 00:55:03,717 --> 00:55:05,050 Sam. 620 00:55:09,639 --> 00:55:11,807 Hey! Smells good. When do we eat? 621 00:55:11,975 --> 00:55:13,934 l told Max 8:00 . 622 00:55:14,102 --> 00:55:16,478 Max? Are we gonna have company again? 623 00:55:16,646 --> 00:55:19,523 Again? Dad, you haven't had company in this house. . . 624 00:55:19,691 --> 00:55:21,275 . ..since Mom died eight years ago. 625 00:55:21,443 --> 00:55:23,402 Right. Now we're gonna have company again. 626 00:55:23,570 --> 00:55:27,072 Michael, Max is coming to dinner. l'd like you to meet him. 627 00:55:27,240 --> 00:55:28,907 l can't, I haνe plans. 628 00:55:29,576 --> 00:55:31,076 Michael. 629 00:55:31,244 --> 00:55:35,080 You know, things are gonna change around this house when school starts. 630 00:55:36,333 --> 00:55:37,708 Hey. 631 00:55:37,876 --> 00:55:40,419 How you doing? You must be Michael, right? 632 00:55:42,172 --> 00:55:44,423 And you must be Max. 633 00:55:44,924 --> 00:55:46,592 Right. How are you? 634 00:55:52,223 --> 00:55:54,516 Well, you're the man of the house. . . 635 00:55:54,684 --> 00:55:56,977 . ..and I'm not coming in until you invite me. 636 00:55:57,145 --> 00:55:58,187 You're invited. 637 00:55:59,481 --> 00:56:01,273 Thanks very much. 638 00:56:11,117 --> 00:56:14,203 -Hello. -Oh, hi. I didn't hear you come in. 639 00:56:14,371 --> 00:56:17,122 ls it all right for the guest to see the food before dinner? 640 00:56:17,290 --> 00:56:20,501 You're thinking of the groom not seeing the bride before the wedding. 641 00:56:20,668 --> 00:56:23,629 Oh, yeah, l always get those confused. 642 00:56:23,797 --> 00:56:26,965 -Thorn sends his apologies. -Oh, well, tell him l'm walking again. 643 00:56:27,133 --> 00:56:28,550 [BOTH LAUGHlNGl] 644 00:56:28,718 --> 00:56:31,637 He promises to behave if you come back. 645 00:56:32,555 --> 00:56:35,808 Oh, well, that's so sweet. 646 00:56:37,435 --> 00:56:39,019 SAM: Mom? 647 00:56:39,604 --> 00:56:43,941 These are my dinner guests. Edgar and Alan, the Frog brothers. 648 00:56:44,317 --> 00:56:46,276 Oh, I didn't know you were having guests. 649 00:56:46,778 --> 00:56:50,239 Mom, if we're in your way, we can go eat some peanut butter in the kitchen. 650 00:56:50,407 --> 00:56:52,533 No, there's plenty for everybody. 651 00:56:52,700 --> 00:56:56,620 Max, this is my son Sam, and Edgar and Alan Frog? 652 00:56:56,955 --> 00:56:58,539 BOTH: Mm-hm. 653 00:56:59,082 --> 00:57:01,500 -Lucy, this looks terrific. -l hope it tastes good. 654 00:57:01,668 --> 00:57:04,336 Mmm. It tastes wonderful. 655 00:57:04,504 --> 00:57:09,174 Mmm! Boy, somebody around here has bad breath. 656 00:57:09,342 --> 00:57:11,510 [NANOOK PANTlNGl] 657 00:57:14,013 --> 00:57:15,055 [NANOOK WHIMPERS] 658 00:57:15,223 --> 00:57:17,266 Nanook, would you quit breathing on me? 659 00:57:17,434 --> 00:57:19,268 Nanook, get upstairs. Glo on. 660 00:57:25,525 --> 00:57:27,860 You want some Parmesan cheese on that? 661 00:57:28,027 --> 00:57:29,820 Yeah, Sam. Thank you very much. 662 00:57:30,530 --> 00:57:33,282 -Sam grated the cheese himself. My son. MAX: Ah. 663 00:57:37,412 --> 00:57:39,496 Another budding chef in the family. 664 00:57:43,543 --> 00:57:44,710 [COUGlHlNG] 665 00:57:46,504 --> 00:57:47,546 Are you all right? 666 00:57:49,132 --> 00:57:52,509 No. lt's not cheese, it's garlic. 667 00:57:52,677 --> 00:57:57,639 -You hate garlic, don't you? -No, l like garlic. lt's just a little much. 668 00:57:57,807 --> 00:57:59,016 lt's raw garlic. 669 00:57:59,976 --> 00:58:01,894 Glarlic? How did that happen? 670 00:58:02,061 --> 00:58:03,645 Gluys, he likes garlic. 671 00:58:03,813 --> 00:58:05,063 LUCY: Sorry. 672 00:58:05,231 --> 00:58:06,648 Here . Quick, drink some water. 673 00:58:06,816 --> 00:58:08,525 -Hey, wait a minute! LUCY: Oh! 674 00:58:08,693 --> 00:58:11,195 Sam, what's the matter with you? 675 00:58:11,362 --> 00:58:14,448 -Does it burn? -Burn? What are you, nuts? 676 00:58:14,616 --> 00:58:15,699 lt's freezing. 677 00:58:15,867 --> 00:58:18,744 LUCY: Oh, look at your suit, Max. And your pants. 678 00:58:18,912 --> 00:58:21,955 -l'm so sorry. Glosh. MAX: It's all right. 679 00:58:22,123 --> 00:58:25,083 LUCY: Now what? SAM: Must be a circuit breaker, Mom. 680 00:58:25,251 --> 00:58:27,961 EDGAR: He's not glowing. -l know. Hit the lights. 681 00:58:29,047 --> 00:58:30,631 -Ah! -Oh! 682 00:58:30,798 --> 00:58:33,342 Sam, what has gotten into you tonight? 683 00:58:33,510 --> 00:58:35,260 l think l know what's going on here. 684 00:58:35,637 --> 00:58:38,597 -You do? MAX: Yeah. 685 00:58:38,765 --> 00:58:41,183 l know what you're thinking, Sam, but you're wrong. 686 00:58:41,351 --> 00:58:42,976 -l am? -Yeah. 687 00:58:43,144 --> 00:58:45,270 l'm not trying to replace your father. 688 00:58:45,438 --> 00:58:47,105 Or steal your mother away from you. 689 00:58:47,273 --> 00:58:49,441 l would just like to be your friend, that's all. 690 00:58:50,610 --> 00:58:52,444 Glood night, Lucy. 691 00:58:52,612 --> 00:58:55,531 -Thanks a lot. -l'm sorry, Mom. 692 00:58:55,698 --> 00:58:58,951 LUCY: Max, I'm so sorry. l mean, nothing like this has ever happened. 693 00:58:59,118 --> 00:59:01,078 Major mistake. 694 00:59:02,413 --> 00:59:05,832 Our batting average isn't terrific, is it? 0 for 2. 695 00:59:06,000 --> 00:59:07,626 You were so sweet to him just now. 696 00:59:07,794 --> 00:59:10,796 l don't know what got into him. He's not like that. 697 00:59:10,964 --> 00:59:14,591 Well, kids Sam's age need discipline, otherwise they run all over you. 698 00:59:14,759 --> 00:59:16,635 He doesn't run over me. 699 00:59:17,470 --> 00:59:18,679 Protecting mother. 700 00:59:19,472 --> 00:59:22,808 Listen, let's try it once more. 701 00:59:23,268 --> 00:59:26,478 Dinner, my house, tomorrow night. 702 00:59:26,646 --> 00:59:28,981 -l'm cooking. -Okay. 703 00:59:32,986 --> 00:59:34,486 LUCY: Bye. 704 00:59:37,031 --> 00:59:38,991 [CARNIVAL MUSIC PLAYlNG OVER SPEAKERS] 705 00:59:44,872 --> 00:59:46,790 MARKO: Hey, whoa! 706 00:59:48,334 --> 00:59:50,002 Where is she? 707 00:59:50,712 --> 00:59:52,087 [DAVlD CHUCKLES] 708 00:59:52,589 --> 00:59:53,880 Take it easy, Michael. 709 00:59:54,048 --> 00:59:57,426 Where's Star, David? 710 00:59:57,719 --> 01:00:00,178 Michael, if you ever wanna see Star again.. . 711 01:00:00,847 --> 01:00:03,557 . ..you better come with us now. 712 01:00:12,275 --> 01:00:15,277 [RUN-D .M.C.'S "WALK THlS WAY" PLAYlNG ON STEREO] 713 01:00:22,035 --> 01:00:25,037 [LAUGlHINGl AND CHATTERINGl] 714 01:00:32,378 --> 01:00:36,048 [SURF NAZlS SINGllNGl "WALK THIS WAY"] 715 01:00:47,894 --> 01:00:53,148 -Michael, over here. PAUL: Glo on, Michael. 716 01:00:57,820 --> 01:00:59,571 You don't wanna miss this. 717 01:00:59,947 --> 01:01:01,365 [DAVlD LAUGlHS] 718 01:01:23,137 --> 01:01:25,180 DAVlD: lnitiation's over, Michael. 719 01:01:26,516 --> 01:01:28,266 Time to join the club. 720 01:01:29,185 --> 01:01:30,227 [GlROWLS] 721 01:01:30,395 --> 01:01:32,562 [LOST BOYS LAUGlHlNGl] 722 01:01:39,112 --> 01:01:40,445 Hi, Michael. 723 01:01:53,543 --> 01:01:56,002 [HIGlH-PlTCHED SCREECHlNGl] 724 01:01:58,423 --> 01:02:01,049 [SURF NAZlS SCREAMING] 725 01:02:19,402 --> 01:02:21,445 DAVlD: Michael. 726 01:02:29,328 --> 01:02:31,580 -Michael. -No! 727 01:02:34,625 --> 01:02:36,793 [SCREAMS] 728 01:02:52,935 --> 01:02:54,186 [DAVlD CHUCKLES] 729 01:02:59,233 --> 01:03:00,859 So. 730 01:03:02,570 --> 01:03:03,862 Now you know what we are. 731 01:03:04,822 --> 01:03:06,865 Now you know what you are. 732 01:03:07,366 --> 01:03:09,701 You'll never grow old, Michael. . . 733 01:03:10,703 --> 01:03:11,828 . ..and you'll neνer die. 734 01:03:14,373 --> 01:03:16,666 But you must feed. 735 01:03:21,297 --> 01:03:23,757 [LOST BOYS LAUGlHlNGl] 736 01:03:33,351 --> 01:03:34,893 [CREAKlNGl] 737 01:03:37,146 --> 01:03:38,980 Ah! Ah! 738 01:03:42,068 --> 01:03:45,570 l wish Glrandpa would stop giving me these stupid things. 739 01:03:52,912 --> 01:03:55,455 -Ah! -lt's okay. 740 01:03:56,457 --> 01:03:58,083 l know who l am now, Sam. 741 01:03:58,251 --> 01:04:00,001 Don't kill me, Mike. 742 01:04:00,169 --> 01:04:02,379 l'm basically a good kid, so just don't kill me. 743 01:04:03,339 --> 01:04:04,381 l can help you. 744 01:04:04,549 --> 01:04:06,883 Just tell me who the head vampire is. 745 01:04:07,051 --> 01:04:08,885 l thought it was Max, but l was wrong. 746 01:04:09,053 --> 01:04:11,763 Just work with me, and l can help you. You'll be okay. 747 01:04:11,931 --> 01:04:14,683 STAR: Michael. Michael. 748 01:04:16,894 --> 01:04:18,854 lt's that girl. ls she one of them? 749 01:04:19,021 --> 01:04:22,274 -l have to talk to you. Can I come up? -No. 750 01:04:22,441 --> 01:04:24,943 You shut the window and lock your door. 751 01:04:25,278 --> 01:04:26,820 [WIND HOWLS] 752 01:04:28,239 --> 01:04:29,781 She's one of them! 753 01:04:30,449 --> 01:04:33,785 And don't tell me it doesn't make her a bad person, Mike. 754 01:04:34,662 --> 01:04:37,455 You know where Daνid took me tonight, don't you, Star? 755 01:04:37,623 --> 01:04:40,375 -Who's David? -Yes, and it's my fault. 756 01:04:41,043 --> 01:04:43,837 lf you hadn't met me, if I hadn't liked you. . . . 757 01:04:44,338 --> 01:04:45,547 l tried to warn you. 758 01:04:46,048 --> 01:04:48,592 lt was that night in the cave, wasn't it? 759 01:04:48,759 --> 01:04:51,219 That wasn't wine they gave me to drink. lt was blood. 760 01:04:52,305 --> 01:04:53,722 That was David's blood. 761 01:04:53,890 --> 01:04:56,516 You drank someone's blood? Are you crazy? 762 01:04:56,726 --> 01:04:58,935 l'm just like Daνid now, Star. 763 01:04:59,103 --> 01:05:01,438 No, you're not. You're like Laddie and me. 764 01:05:01,606 --> 01:05:04,316 -We're not one of them-- -Until you make your first kill. 765 01:05:06,193 --> 01:05:07,986 Why didn't you kill me last night? 766 01:05:09,363 --> 01:05:11,990 You were supposed to be my first. 767 01:05:12,158 --> 01:05:13,825 That's what David wanted. 768 01:05:17,330 --> 01:05:20,749 -But l couldn't, Michael. -Why? 769 01:05:21,334 --> 01:05:26,004 -Because you care so much about me? -Yes, l do. 770 01:05:34,889 --> 01:05:37,599 What are you doing here? What do you want from me? 771 01:05:38,893 --> 01:05:41,811 l wanted to tell you that it's not too late for you. 772 01:05:44,190 --> 01:05:46,858 But for me it gets harder and harder to resist. 773 01:05:47,026 --> 01:05:48,526 l'm weak. 774 01:05:48,694 --> 01:05:50,695 Why did you come here tonight, Star? 775 01:05:51,822 --> 01:05:54,157 l was hoping you'd help Laddie and me. 776 01:05:54,784 --> 01:05:56,785 [CHUCKLINGl] 777 01:06:00,456 --> 01:06:02,457 [WIND HOWLS] 778 01:06:05,211 --> 01:06:06,628 Star! 779 01:06:06,796 --> 01:06:09,547 Don't kill anybody until we get back to you. 780 01:06:11,217 --> 01:06:14,719 MlCHAEL: What are you doing? -l've got connections. 781 01:06:20,518 --> 01:06:21,935 [BlCYCLE BELL RlNGlS] 782 01:06:28,734 --> 01:06:30,568 Okay. Where's Nosferatu? 783 01:06:30,736 --> 01:06:32,070 -Who? -The Prince of Darkness. 784 01:06:32,238 --> 01:06:34,906 -The night crawler. The bloodsucker. -El Vampiro. 785 01:06:35,074 --> 01:06:37,409 Mike, they're here! 786 01:06:46,419 --> 01:06:47,919 [TlRES SCREECHlNGl] 787 01:06:49,505 --> 01:06:53,425 Hey, Glrandpa, is it okay if we borrow your car? 788 01:07:18,701 --> 01:07:20,660 Weapons check. 789 01:07:26,667 --> 01:07:29,210 -l don't want you going down there. -l'm going. 790 01:07:29,378 --> 01:07:32,255 This isn't a comic book, Sammy. These guys are brutal killers. 791 01:07:32,423 --> 01:07:34,674 So are the Frog brothers. 792 01:07:35,092 --> 01:07:36,468 EDGAR: Check me. 793 01:07:36,635 --> 01:07:39,220 Who would you rather go down there with you? Them or me? 794 01:07:39,388 --> 01:07:42,599 lf something happens, l'm not gonna have the strength to protect you. 795 01:07:42,767 --> 01:07:45,351 Well, this time I'll protect you, bud. 796 01:07:45,519 --> 01:07:48,730 Even though you're a νampire, you're still my brother. 797 01:07:49,774 --> 01:07:51,441 Listen, just so you know. . . 798 01:07:51,609 --> 01:07:54,110 . ..if you try to stop us or vamp out in any way.. . 799 01:07:54,278 --> 01:07:57,322 . ..then I'll stake you without even thinking twice about it. 800 01:07:57,490 --> 01:07:58,823 Chill out, Edgar. 801 01:07:59,200 --> 01:08:01,242 Yeah. Come on. 802 01:08:02,244 --> 01:08:04,287 Where did you say you met these guys? 803 01:08:08,793 --> 01:08:12,170 EDGAR: Holy shit. ALAN: Vampire hotel. 804 01:08:15,007 --> 01:08:16,925 Here's one. Come on, let's stake her, man. 805 01:08:17,093 --> 01:08:20,011 Don't you touch her! You stay away from her! 806 01:08:20,179 --> 01:08:22,347 EDGAR: Come on. Vampires have such rotten tempers. 807 01:08:24,475 --> 01:08:25,517 Star. 808 01:08:25,684 --> 01:08:29,145 The rest of them haνe gotta be around here someplace. Let's find them. 809 01:08:29,313 --> 01:08:31,731 -There must be something in the corner. MlCHAEL: Star. 810 01:08:31,899 --> 01:08:34,275 EDGAR: Look up there , man. You gotta look everywhere. 811 01:08:34,443 --> 01:08:38,488 -l'm taking you out of here . -No, take Laddie first. Please . 812 01:08:40,032 --> 01:08:42,826 l feel a draft. l think there's something up here. 813 01:08:42,993 --> 01:08:45,703 EDGAR: Let's check it out, Sam. ALAN: Come on. 814 01:08:48,874 --> 01:08:50,542 EDGAR: Let's go. 815 01:08:51,752 --> 01:08:54,045 l'll be right back, Mike! 816 01:08:54,755 --> 01:08:55,797 l hope. 817 01:08:55,965 --> 01:08:59,717 EDGAR: Come on, Sam, let's go! Move, Alan! Move! 818 01:08:59,885 --> 01:09:01,719 [FLIES BUZZlNGl] 819 01:09:02,221 --> 01:09:04,222 ALAN: Ah. Ugh. Ugh. 820 01:09:04,390 --> 01:09:06,432 -Flies. EDGAR: We're on the right trail. 821 01:09:06,600 --> 01:09:09,269 Flies and the undead go together, like bullets and guns. 822 01:09:09,436 --> 01:09:10,562 Come on. 823 01:09:24,660 --> 01:09:26,661 [SNIFFING] 824 01:09:32,251 --> 01:09:34,127 What's that smell? 825 01:09:34,670 --> 01:09:38,715 Vampires, my friend. Vampires. 826 01:09:39,091 --> 01:09:41,426 [ALL COUGlHlNGl] 827 01:09:55,816 --> 01:09:57,317 EDGAR: Come on. 828 01:09:57,776 --> 01:10:00,695 SAM: lt's freezing in here. Ah! 829 01:10:03,949 --> 01:10:05,950 lt looks like a dead end. Let's head back. 830 01:10:06,118 --> 01:10:09,370 They must have hidden the coffins around here someplace. 831 01:10:09,538 --> 01:10:11,289 SAM: There's nothing here. Let's go, guys. 832 01:10:11,457 --> 01:10:13,958 -Jesus! -Aah! 833 01:10:14,126 --> 01:10:16,169 [SAM YELLlNGl] 834 01:10:20,716 --> 01:10:22,967 l thought they were supposed to be in coffins. 835 01:10:23,135 --> 01:10:26,387 That's what this cave is. lt's one giant coffin. 836 01:10:29,725 --> 01:10:31,684 Right now they're at their most νulnerable. 837 01:10:31,852 --> 01:10:33,061 ALAN: Easy pickings. 838 01:10:33,229 --> 01:10:35,063 Remember, you have to kill the leader. 839 01:10:35,231 --> 01:10:37,232 EDGAR: We don't know which one the leader is. 840 01:10:37,399 --> 01:10:39,609 l guess we'll just have to kill them all. 841 01:10:39,777 --> 01:10:43,738 Let's start with the little one. First come, first staked. 842 01:10:43,906 --> 01:10:48,284 What was that, a little vampire humor? lt wasn't funny. 843 01:10:50,287 --> 01:10:51,454 Oh, my God. 844 01:10:53,624 --> 01:10:55,583 No! Don't even. 845 01:10:55,751 --> 01:10:57,418 Glood night, bloodsucker. 846 01:10:58,337 --> 01:10:59,754 SAM: No! 847 01:10:59,922 --> 01:11:01,839 [SCREAMINGl] 848 01:11:02,174 --> 01:11:04,217 [ALL SCREAMlNGl] 849 01:11:19,358 --> 01:11:20,858 You're dead meat! 850 01:11:22,194 --> 01:11:24,028 ALAN: Let's get out of here! Let's go! 851 01:11:29,034 --> 01:11:31,035 [ROARlNGl] 852 01:11:33,414 --> 01:11:38,710 SAM: Glo! Get out of here! Run! Glo! Fast! Come on! 853 01:11:39,336 --> 01:11:41,838 [SAM SCREAMlNG] 854 01:11:43,382 --> 01:11:45,300 EDGAR: Glrab him! Glet him into the light! 855 01:11:50,222 --> 01:11:53,016 EDGAR: Glet him into the sun! Glet him into the sunlight! 856 01:11:59,231 --> 01:12:01,149 [SCREAMINGl] 857 01:12:12,578 --> 01:12:14,746 Tonight. 858 01:12:15,956 --> 01:12:18,416 SAM: Mike, start the car! 859 01:12:19,501 --> 01:12:25,673 Mike! Mike! Start the car. Mike. Mike. 860 01:12:27,259 --> 01:12:29,052 -We blew it, man. We lost it. -Shut up. 861 01:12:29,219 --> 01:12:30,970 We unraveled in the face of the enemy. 862 01:12:31,138 --> 01:12:32,972 They pulled a mind-scramble on us. 863 01:12:33,140 --> 01:12:35,933 -They opened their eyes and talked. -l'll drive. 864 01:12:36,435 --> 01:12:39,270 -We don't ride with vampires. -Fine. Stay here. 865 01:12:41,774 --> 01:12:43,024 -We do now. -Yeah. 866 01:12:43,192 --> 01:12:44,233 [ENGlNE STARTS] 867 01:12:44,401 --> 01:12:46,778 EDGAR: Come on! Sam, let's get out of here. 868 01:12:47,446 --> 01:12:48,863 Burn rubber. 869 01:12:50,199 --> 01:12:51,783 [ALL SCREAMlNGl] 870 01:12:51,950 --> 01:12:53,284 [TlRES SCREECH] 871 01:12:53,452 --> 01:12:55,244 Christ! 872 01:12:55,412 --> 01:12:58,414 Burn rubber does not mean warp speed. 873 01:13:04,755 --> 01:13:06,756 [NANOOK BARKlNGl] 874 01:13:09,218 --> 01:13:10,259 Cool it, Nanook. 875 01:13:10,427 --> 01:13:13,304 -Your dog knows a flesh-eater. -Take him outside, Sam. 876 01:13:14,556 --> 01:13:15,598 Come on, Nanook. 877 01:13:19,144 --> 01:13:20,645 Michael. 878 01:13:21,480 --> 01:13:24,399 Do you know the rule about filling up the car with gas. .. 879 01:13:24,566 --> 01:13:26,609 . ..when you take it without asking? 880 01:13:26,777 --> 01:13:28,152 No, Glrandpa. 881 01:13:28,320 --> 01:13:30,655 Well, now you do. 882 01:13:39,832 --> 01:13:42,250 -We definitely blew Plan A. -Time to activate Plan B. 883 01:13:42,418 --> 01:13:44,043 SAM: What's Plan B? -We don't have one. 884 01:13:44,211 --> 01:13:45,878 We only have two and a half hours. 885 01:13:46,046 --> 01:13:47,088 SAM: Why? 886 01:13:47,256 --> 01:13:50,007 The sun will go down. They'll be looking for us. 887 01:13:55,013 --> 01:13:56,139 Mom. 888 01:13:56,306 --> 01:13:58,266 This is-- What are you doing with the bike? 889 01:13:58,434 --> 01:14:00,893 l gotta tell you something. lt's real important. Shh. 890 01:14:01,061 --> 01:14:03,604 -Santa Carla is crawling with vampires. -Excuse me. 891 01:14:03,772 --> 01:14:04,814 Mom, l'm serious. 892 01:14:04,982 --> 01:14:07,525 Listen, Edgar staked one. lt was screaming and fizzing. 893 01:14:07,693 --> 01:14:09,402 Look, there's evidence on my sweater. 894 01:14:09,570 --> 01:14:11,904 -Mom, you gotta tell someone. LUCY: Come on, honey. 895 01:14:12,072 --> 01:14:14,031 -You gotta tell someone. -This isn't funny. 896 01:14:14,199 --> 01:14:16,826 l'm not kidding. They're coming as soon as it gets dark. 897 01:14:16,994 --> 01:14:19,745 Stop it. Right now. Just stop it. 898 01:14:19,913 --> 01:14:21,205 -Mom-- -No, not another word. 899 01:14:21,373 --> 01:14:22,999 l don't believe you're doing this. 900 01:14:23,167 --> 01:14:25,293 l'm gonna see Max and you're trying to ruin it. 901 01:14:25,461 --> 01:14:26,502 No, l'm not. 902 01:14:26,670 --> 01:14:29,672 There's nothing wrong with Max. Why don't you want me to see--? 903 01:14:29,840 --> 01:14:32,467 l'm not talking about Max, all right? To hell with Max. 904 01:14:34,636 --> 01:14:36,512 l'll deal with you later, young man. 905 01:14:39,725 --> 01:14:41,726 -Mom. -No. 906 01:14:42,728 --> 01:14:44,604 SAM: Gluys, we're on our own. 907 01:14:44,771 --> 01:14:46,856 Glood. That's just the way we like it. 908 01:14:53,405 --> 01:14:54,780 [BlCYCLE BELL RlNGlS] 909 01:14:55,699 --> 01:14:57,533 [SPEAKlNGl lNDlSTlNCTLY] 910 01:15:18,722 --> 01:15:20,097 Glrandpa? 911 01:15:20,265 --> 01:15:23,726 The Widow Johnson called. She said to pick her up at 7 instead of 8, okay? 912 01:15:23,894 --> 01:15:24,936 We got a date tonight? 913 01:15:25,521 --> 01:15:27,230 l guess so. She said not to be late. 914 01:15:27,397 --> 01:15:31,067 Well, l better get cleaned up, then. 915 01:15:38,075 --> 01:15:40,576 [HORN HONKS "LA CUCARACHA" OFF-KEY] 916 01:15:48,794 --> 01:15:50,878 EDGAR: Glo, let's go, come on. 917 01:15:53,090 --> 01:15:55,466 Die, Mr. Vampire. 918 01:16:04,476 --> 01:16:07,144 Glo, come on, come on. Let's move. 919 01:16:16,738 --> 01:16:19,657 They'll be coming for Laddie and me, won't they? 920 01:16:20,784 --> 01:16:23,286 They'll be coming for all of us. 921 01:16:24,830 --> 01:16:27,498 -Laddie, wake up. LADDlE: Hm? 922 01:16:31,670 --> 01:16:33,963 [PEOPLE SCREAMlNGl] 923 01:17:05,495 --> 01:17:07,163 [YELLS] 924 01:17:20,677 --> 01:17:40,571 [HIGlH-PlTCHED SCREECHlNGl] 925 01:17:40,739 --> 01:17:42,823 MAX: It's okay? Thank you. LUCY: Oh, it's delicious. 926 01:17:42,991 --> 01:17:44,033 [BARKlNGl] 927 01:17:44,201 --> 01:17:45,701 Oh! 928 01:17:45,911 --> 01:17:46,911 Thorn, stop that. 929 01:17:47,079 --> 01:17:48,120 [THORN GlROWLlNGl] 930 01:17:48,372 --> 01:17:49,413 [LUCY LAUGlHS] 931 01:17:49,581 --> 01:17:50,915 What's the matter, Lucy? 932 01:17:51,375 --> 01:17:53,918 Oh, just old memories coming back. 933 01:17:54,086 --> 01:17:56,087 No, seriously. Why are you so jumpy tonight? 934 01:17:56,254 --> 01:17:58,005 No, well, it's something Sam-- 935 01:17:58,173 --> 01:17:59,799 He came into the store, and-- 936 01:17:59,966 --> 01:18:02,885 You know, it was just a kid's imagination, l'm sure, but. . . 937 01:18:03,053 --> 01:18:05,846 . ..he seemed so sincere, but-- 938 01:18:06,014 --> 01:18:10,267 -lt's insane. -Tell me. l promise not to laugh. Honest. 939 01:18:14,606 --> 01:18:15,940 [NANOOK WHIMPERING] 940 01:18:16,108 --> 01:18:17,525 EDGAR: l think l should warn you all. 941 01:18:17,693 --> 01:18:20,403 When a vampire buys it, it's never a pretty sight. 942 01:18:20,570 --> 01:18:23,197 No two bloodsuckers go out the same way. 943 01:18:23,365 --> 01:18:25,616 Some yell and scream. Some go quietly. 944 01:18:25,784 --> 01:18:28,119 Some explode. Some implode. 945 01:18:28,286 --> 01:18:30,496 But all will try to take you with them. 946 01:18:40,132 --> 01:18:42,133 [HIGlH-PlTCHED SCREECHlNGl] 947 01:18:46,763 --> 01:18:47,805 [BARKlNGl] 948 01:18:47,973 --> 01:18:51,392 -Nanook. l left him outside . EDGAR: Don't go out there. Stop him. 949 01:18:51,852 --> 01:18:53,060 MlCHAEL: Sam! 950 01:18:53,228 --> 01:18:56,063 EDGAR: Sam, stop. Sam, come back. ALAN: No, wait. 951 01:18:56,231 --> 01:18:57,857 -Sam. Come back. -Sam. 952 01:18:58,024 --> 01:18:59,525 Sam, you're in danger, man. 953 01:18:59,693 --> 01:19:00,735 SAM: Nanook. 954 01:19:03,405 --> 01:19:05,114 Come on. 955 01:19:06,742 --> 01:19:08,868 STAR: Michael! ALAN: Come on, come back! 956 01:19:09,327 --> 01:19:10,453 STAR: No. ALAN: Come on back. 957 01:19:10,620 --> 01:19:12,580 EDGAR: Michael, get back, man. -Mike. 958 01:19:13,999 --> 01:19:16,667 STAR: Hurry! Michael, hurry! 959 01:19:17,419 --> 01:19:19,754 Hurry, Michael. 960 01:19:20,797 --> 01:19:22,506 Michael, they're coming! 961 01:19:25,469 --> 01:19:26,844 Come on, hurry! 962 01:19:27,012 --> 01:19:28,971 [HIGlH-PlTCHED SCREECHlNGl] 963 01:19:29,139 --> 01:19:31,056 Hurry up, man! 964 01:19:33,185 --> 01:19:34,852 [ALL SHOUTlNG] 965 01:19:35,020 --> 01:19:36,687 Come on, come on. 966 01:19:38,273 --> 01:19:39,940 They're coming now! 967 01:19:43,528 --> 01:19:44,987 Take them upstairs! 968 01:19:45,155 --> 01:19:47,364 Glo. Come on, move it, moνe it. 969 01:19:51,328 --> 01:19:52,703 [DWAYNE YELLS] 970 01:19:53,997 --> 01:19:55,206 [LAUGlHINGl] 971 01:20:01,379 --> 01:20:04,715 -l say we terminate them right now. -Laddie, run! 972 01:20:09,554 --> 01:20:10,971 -Hey! ALAN: Aah! 973 01:20:11,598 --> 01:20:12,640 [PAUL LAUGHS] 974 01:20:12,808 --> 01:20:13,849 You're mine! 975 01:20:15,560 --> 01:20:18,145 -You killed Marko! -Yeah. You're next. 976 01:20:18,313 --> 01:20:19,647 No. You're next. 977 01:20:25,403 --> 01:20:27,363 Glarlic don't work, boys. 978 01:20:27,531 --> 01:20:29,698 Try the holy water, dead breath! 979 01:20:30,951 --> 01:20:32,576 [SCREAMINGl] 980 01:20:37,415 --> 01:20:39,166 [BOTH SCREAMlNGl] 981 01:20:39,334 --> 01:20:40,417 [NANOOK BARKlNGl] 982 01:20:44,297 --> 01:20:46,257 [SCREAMINGl] 983 01:20:58,186 --> 01:20:59,228 [ROARS] 984 01:20:59,396 --> 01:21:00,896 [BOTH SCREAMlNGl] 985 01:21:03,733 --> 01:21:05,568 Oh, my God. Oh, my Glod. 986 01:21:31,636 --> 01:21:34,263 Mike. Mike. 987 01:22:00,707 --> 01:22:02,583 Mike. Mike. Mike, wake up. 988 01:22:04,419 --> 01:22:06,003 [SAM SCREAMlNG] 989 01:22:06,171 --> 01:22:07,338 [DWAYNE LAUGlHlNGl] 990 01:22:14,220 --> 01:22:15,346 [SCREAMS] 991 01:22:17,933 --> 01:22:20,184 [DWAYNE GlROANlNG] 992 01:22:39,955 --> 01:22:42,039 [CHUCKLINGl] 993 01:22:42,582 --> 01:22:45,459 -You missed, sucker. -Only once, pal. 994 01:22:47,420 --> 01:22:49,213 [SCREECHlNGl] 995 01:22:50,048 --> 01:22:53,175 [lNXS and JlMMY BARNES' "GlOOD TlMES" PLAYlNG ON STEREO] 996 01:22:57,806 --> 01:22:58,973 [SCREAMINGl] 997 01:23:06,064 --> 01:23:07,356 [MUSlC STOPS] 998 01:23:16,282 --> 01:23:19,076 Death by stereo. 999 01:23:19,244 --> 01:23:20,661 Come on. 1000 01:23:21,329 --> 01:23:23,163 [WATER RUNNINGl] 1001 01:23:23,707 --> 01:23:25,416 What the hell? 1002 01:23:27,168 --> 01:23:28,210 Come on. 1003 01:23:32,090 --> 01:23:33,173 [YELLS] 1004 01:23:36,011 --> 01:23:37,219 [LAUGlHINGl] 1005 01:23:42,767 --> 01:23:44,059 [HIGlH-PlTCHED SCREECHlNGl] 1006 01:23:49,399 --> 01:23:50,607 [ALAN YELLS] 1007 01:23:50,775 --> 01:23:53,610 -Hey, hey, shh. It's me, it's me. -Are you okay? 1008 01:23:53,778 --> 01:23:55,779 l nailed one of them with a bow and arrow. 1009 01:23:55,947 --> 01:23:57,781 All right, Sam-o. 1010 01:23:57,949 --> 01:24:00,200 We trashed the one that looks like Twisted Sister. 1011 01:24:00,368 --> 01:24:03,120 We totally annihilated his night-stalking ass. 1012 01:24:03,288 --> 01:24:05,539 Well, Nanook helped a little. 1013 01:24:05,707 --> 01:24:07,124 SAM: All right, Nanook. 1014 01:24:07,292 --> 01:24:10,627 EDGAR: Death to all vampires. Maximum body count. 1015 01:24:10,795 --> 01:24:12,296 We are awesome monster-bashers. 1016 01:24:12,464 --> 01:24:15,382 -The meanest. -The baddest. 1017 01:24:16,718 --> 01:24:19,470 [ALL SCREAMlNGl] 1018 01:24:32,567 --> 01:24:33,942 [GlROWLINGl] 1019 01:24:34,110 --> 01:24:37,237 Holy shit! It's the attack of Eddie Munster. Glet him. 1020 01:24:37,697 --> 01:24:40,574 Stop! Glet away from him. You just stay away from him. 1021 01:24:40,742 --> 01:24:42,159 He's just a little boy. 1022 01:24:42,368 --> 01:24:44,369 [GlROWLINGl] 1023 01:24:51,503 --> 01:24:52,669 [DAVlD YELLS] 1024 01:24:54,422 --> 01:24:56,256 [DAVlD LAUGlHS] 1025 01:25:01,137 --> 01:25:03,889 You afraid to face me , David? 1026 01:25:04,307 --> 01:25:05,766 Huh? 1027 01:25:08,311 --> 01:25:09,645 Come on. 1028 01:25:09,813 --> 01:25:11,355 DAVlD: l tried to make you immortal. 1029 01:25:11,523 --> 01:25:14,525 You tried to make me a killer! 1030 01:25:15,902 --> 01:25:18,153 [DAVlD LAUGlHlNGl] 1031 01:25:23,660 --> 01:25:25,077 You are a killer. 1032 01:25:28,706 --> 01:25:29,873 [HISSES] 1033 01:25:31,209 --> 01:25:33,377 [BOTH GlRUNTINGl] 1034 01:25:47,600 --> 01:25:48,642 My turn. 1035 01:25:50,061 --> 01:25:51,854 [HIGlH-PlTCHED SCREECHlNGl] 1036 01:25:58,361 --> 01:26:02,531 Stop fighting me, Michael. l don't want to kill you. 1037 01:26:03,199 --> 01:26:04,241 Join us. 1038 01:26:05,243 --> 01:26:06,869 Never. 1039 01:26:09,581 --> 01:26:12,332 lt's too late. My blood is in your veins. 1040 01:26:15,879 --> 01:26:17,754 So is mine! 1041 01:26:17,964 --> 01:26:19,256 [BOTH YELLlNGl] 1042 01:26:20,008 --> 01:26:21,091 [SCREAMINGl] 1043 01:26:23,720 --> 01:26:25,512 No! 1044 01:27:11,893 --> 01:27:13,977 Michael! 1045 01:27:15,396 --> 01:27:17,022 [GlASPS] 1046 01:27:18,483 --> 01:27:19,733 SAM: Mike! 1047 01:27:19,901 --> 01:27:22,986 MlCHAEL: Don't let them see me like this. -Michael. 1048 01:27:24,906 --> 01:27:25,948 Yeah. 1049 01:27:26,115 --> 01:27:27,991 MlCHAEL: Glet away, Sam. 1050 01:27:28,159 --> 01:27:31,036 -Mike, what's wrong? MlCHAEL: l said, get away! 1051 01:27:35,833 --> 01:27:38,252 What's the big deal? You destroyed the head vampire. 1052 01:27:38,419 --> 01:27:41,171 -lt's all over. MlCHAEL: Nothing's changed. 1053 01:27:41,339 --> 01:27:43,674 He's right. l don't feel any different. 1054 01:27:43,841 --> 01:27:46,009 Then there's still one more. 1055 01:27:50,306 --> 01:27:52,474 LUCY: Sam? Michael? 1056 01:27:52,976 --> 01:27:55,018 l'll handle Mom. Come on, go. 1057 01:27:55,395 --> 01:27:56,895 Don't let her see the bodies. 1058 01:27:57,063 --> 01:27:58,689 -Sam? Michael? SAM: Mom? 1059 01:27:58,856 --> 01:28:00,482 -What is going on? -What's happened? 1060 01:28:00,650 --> 01:28:03,193 -We have to have a heavy conversation. -Where's Michael? 1061 01:28:03,361 --> 01:28:06,530 -What happened to your face? -l think I can explain what's going on. 1062 01:28:06,698 --> 01:28:09,324 Remember the food fight Michael and l got into last year? 1063 01:28:09,492 --> 01:28:13,036 EDGAR: This has nothing to do with the food fight. l think I should cover this. 1064 01:28:13,204 --> 01:28:16,206 SAM: I think you should sit down. LUCY: What happened to your face? 1065 01:28:28,553 --> 01:28:30,554 [FOOTSTEPS] 1066 01:28:31,139 --> 01:28:34,891 l don't want to hear another word from you until l talk to Michael. 1067 01:28:35,059 --> 01:28:36,893 MAX: l'm sorry, Lucy. 1068 01:28:37,061 --> 01:28:39,396 This is all my fault. 1069 01:28:39,564 --> 01:28:42,357 David and my boys misbehaved. 1070 01:28:42,817 --> 01:28:45,235 l told you, boys need a mother. 1071 01:28:45,403 --> 01:28:47,070 Max, what are you talking about? 1072 01:28:49,407 --> 01:28:51,908 l knew it. You're the head vampire. 1073 01:28:52,076 --> 01:28:53,577 Sam, don't start this again. 1074 01:28:53,995 --> 01:28:56,038 You're the secret that David was protecting. 1075 01:28:56,748 --> 01:28:58,206 Mm-hm. 1076 01:28:58,416 --> 01:29:00,375 -Who's this? -But you passed the test. 1077 01:29:02,295 --> 01:29:05,714 Don't ever invite a vampire into your house, you silly boy. 1078 01:29:06,174 --> 01:29:07,424 lt renders you powerless. 1079 01:29:08,843 --> 01:29:12,471 -Did you know that? -Of course. Everyone knows that. 1080 01:29:12,680 --> 01:29:16,391 Has everyone gone crazy here? What's the matter with all of you? 1081 01:29:17,352 --> 01:29:19,853 lt was you l was after all along, Lucy. 1082 01:29:20,021 --> 01:29:21,063 What? 1083 01:29:21,230 --> 01:29:26,651 l knew that if l could get Sam and Michael into the family. . . 1084 01:29:26,819 --> 01:29:28,570 . ..there's no way you could say no. 1085 01:29:28,738 --> 01:29:30,113 Where's Michael? 1086 01:29:30,281 --> 01:29:32,866 lt was all going to be so perfect, Lucy. 1087 01:29:34,619 --> 01:29:36,536 [SCREAMINGl lN DISTANCE] 1088 01:29:36,704 --> 01:29:38,747 Just like one big happy family. 1089 01:29:42,001 --> 01:29:43,960 Your boys. . . 1090 01:29:44,837 --> 01:29:46,046 . ..and my boys. 1091 01:29:46,214 --> 01:29:49,257 Glreat. The bloodsucking Brady Bunch. 1092 01:29:50,176 --> 01:29:51,968 But I still want you, Lucy. 1093 01:29:52,136 --> 01:29:53,970 [ALL SCREAM] [STAR GASPS] 1094 01:29:54,138 --> 01:29:56,681 l haven't changed my mind about that. 1095 01:29:57,016 --> 01:29:59,476 l didn't invite you this time, Max. 1096 01:29:59,644 --> 01:30:01,269 Michael. 1097 01:30:01,437 --> 01:30:02,479 [LAUGlHS] 1098 01:30:03,147 --> 01:30:04,356 LUCY: Michael, no! 1099 01:30:04,524 --> 01:30:06,650 [BOTH YELLlNGl] [LUCY SCREAMS] 1100 01:30:08,361 --> 01:30:09,820 Michael. 1101 01:30:10,363 --> 01:30:11,405 [YELLS] 1102 01:30:11,906 --> 01:30:13,824 [ALL YELLlNGl] 1103 01:30:18,496 --> 01:30:20,455 -Don't you touch my mother. -Sam, don't! 1104 01:30:22,083 --> 01:30:24,793 SAM: Ah! Ow. 1105 01:30:24,961 --> 01:30:26,169 Damn it. 1106 01:30:30,174 --> 01:30:33,093 Don't fight, Lucy. lt's so much better if you don't fight. 1107 01:30:33,678 --> 01:30:36,304 Mom! Mom, don't! 1108 01:30:36,472 --> 01:30:39,015 Mom. Don't do it, Mom. Mom, don't do it. 1109 01:30:40,184 --> 01:30:42,144 -Sam-- SAM: Mom, no. 1110 01:30:43,146 --> 01:30:44,938 -Mom, no! Mom! LUCY: Sam! 1111 01:30:45,148 --> 01:30:46,189 SAM: Mom! 1112 01:30:46,357 --> 01:30:49,025 [HORN HONKS "LA CUCARACHA" OFF-KEY] 1113 01:30:59,203 --> 01:31:00,954 [CHOKlNGl AND GlROANING] 1114 01:31:01,998 --> 01:31:04,040 [MAX SCREAMlNG] 1115 01:31:22,560 --> 01:31:24,060 [ALL COUGlHlNGl] 1116 01:31:25,313 --> 01:31:27,189 [MAX GlROWLlNGl] 1117 01:31:31,027 --> 01:31:32,194 [GlROWLINGl STOPS] 1118 01:31:32,361 --> 01:31:34,070 Jesus. 1119 01:31:37,617 --> 01:31:41,119 LUCY: Are you okay? -Yeah. Yeah. 1120 01:31:41,370 --> 01:31:43,747 -Yeah, right. -Yeah. We kicked their ass, man. 1121 01:32:00,223 --> 01:32:02,098 lt's over. 1122 01:32:04,268 --> 01:32:05,936 Star! Star! 1123 01:32:06,604 --> 01:32:08,313 Laddie. 1124 01:32:09,982 --> 01:32:11,858 [NANOOK BARKlNGl] 1125 01:32:12,568 --> 01:32:14,528 ls eνerybody okay? 1126 01:32:15,279 --> 01:32:16,947 Oh, Michael. 1127 01:32:17,114 --> 01:32:18,406 STAR: Are you okay? LADDlE: Yes. 1128 01:32:18,574 --> 01:32:22,536 -Oh, Michael. STAR: I was so scared. 1129 01:32:22,787 --> 01:32:24,829 LUCY: Oh, my boys. 1130 01:32:25,289 --> 01:32:28,333 How much do you think we should charge them for this? 1131 01:32:31,337 --> 01:32:33,296 Dad. 1132 01:32:36,133 --> 01:32:37,801 Dad? 1133 01:32:43,724 --> 01:32:45,725 Dad, are you all right? 1134 01:32:50,982 --> 01:32:55,527 The one thing about living in Santa Carla l never could stomach: 1135 01:32:55,820 --> 01:32:57,988 All the damn vampires. 1136 01:33:01,826 --> 01:33:03,201 [REFRlGlERATOR DOOR CLOSES] 1137 01:37:22,127 --> 01:37:24,128 [ENGLlSH SDH]