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(L(SQUEAKING)G)

2
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What the heck was that?

3
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CocMice?hes?

4
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Water buffalo?

5
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Do not judge,
it was a real problem
in my village.

6
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How did you
get rid of them?

7
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Really big glue traps.

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(LAUGHING)

9
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I kid.

10
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They made the children
chase them away
for P.E. credit.

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Yo, kids.
What do you think?

12
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It's a step up from
what you usually wear.

13
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I'm dressed in character
for an open-call audition
for Brooklyn Vice.

14
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If this is what the
girls wear in Brooklyn,
can we move there?

15
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Fine. If you
can spell Brooklyn,
we'll move there.

16
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On second thought,
how do girls
dress in Soho?

17
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Jessie, since when
are you an actress?

18
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Well, I talked my way
into this job, didn't I?

19
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And I think we all know
I'm not really qualified
to be a nanny.

20
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DI know, right?

21
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We still can't believe it.

22
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Okay, okay, that'll do!

23
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All right. I have to
go pick up Zuri
before my audition.

24
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Emma, you're in charge.

25
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And you cannot
force the boys to
have beauty treatments.

26
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Thank you!

27
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Last time,
you waxed off
my only chest hair!

28
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I still miss him.

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(L(SQUEAKING)G)

30
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There's that
weird noise again.

31
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I bet it's a giant rat!

32
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New York's
crawling with rats
big as Labradoodles.

33
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Ooh, I love Labradoodles!

34
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You wouldn't love them
if they climbed up
the sewer pipes

35
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into the toilet
and bit your butt off!

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I would if
they were wearing
cute little bows.

37
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I do not think
a rat could suddenly
appear in a toilet.

38
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Believe it. Just ask
that kid in math class
who sits like this.

39
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You mean
One-Cheek McDougal?

40
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BOTH: Oh!

41
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* Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh

42
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* Hey Jessie, hey Jessie

43
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* It feels like a party
every day

44
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* Hey Jessie, hey Jessie

45
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* But they keep on pulling
me every which way

46
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* Hey Jessie, hey Jessie

47
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* My whole world is changing
Turning around

48
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* They got me going crazy
Yeah, they're shaking
the ground

49
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* But they took a chance
on the new girl in town

50
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* And I don't want to let them
down, down, down

51
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* Hey Jessie

52
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* Hey Jessie

53
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* It feels like a party
every day

54
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* Hey, hey, hey,
hey, hey, Jessie *

55
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Fear not, siblings.

56
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I will find out
what is making
that strange noise.

57
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How? By hiding
in the dumbwaiter?

58
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No! The dumbwaiter
leads to crawl spaces
between the walls.

59
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How do you know that?

60
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When he first got here,
I told him it was
the kids' elevator.

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(BOTH CHUCKLING)

62
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I still have
a crick in my neck.

63
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Guys, I don't think
this is a good idea.

64
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We do not care
what you think.

65
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We are men.
We must explore!

66
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Yes!

67
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Where would we be
if Christopher Columbus'

68
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babysitter had
told him not to go
in the dumbwaiter?

69
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Columbus didn't
have a dumbwaiter...

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Silence!

71
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Godspeed, brother.

72
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Woman, prepare the feast
for his victorious return.

73
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But before that,
send me off with
a rousing cheer.

74
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Give "R"!n R!

75
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Give "A"!n A!

76
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Give me a break.

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RAVI: Ow! You gave
me a boo-boo.

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(GROANING)

79
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Oh, I'm so excited, Zuri!
My first audition!

80
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One day,
you'll be able to say
you knew me when.

81
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You mean
when we had to
stand in line forever

82
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and there was
no rollercoaster
at the end of it?

83
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How can you be bored?
It's showbiz!

84
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We might see
Johnny Depp!

85
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Or we could just
wait for Thanksgiving.

86
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Johnny Depp
is my godfather.

87
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And every year
he buries some treasure
in the stuffing.

88
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I wouldn't mind
getting my hands
on that pirate's booty.

89
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If you want to
be an actress,

90
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why don't you
just have my dad
cast you in something?

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Because
when I make it big,

92
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I want it to be
because of my talent
and hard work.

93
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Plus,
I already asked him
and he said no.

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(CLEARS THROAT)
Excuse me. Excuse me.

95
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Very important
police business
that requires me

96
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to be at the
front of this line.

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Officer Petey!

98
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What are you doing here?

99
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Hey! I'm trying out
for the part of the
medical examiner.

100
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Why not for
the part of the cop?

101
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I don't think
I could pull that off.

102
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Well, as long as
we're both here waiting,

103
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you want to
warm up with
some acting exercises?

104
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Okay.

105
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BOTH: A-E-I-O-Ooh.

106
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A-E-I-O-Ooh.

107
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Actors.

108
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Ravi's been
up there long enough.

109
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I'm bringing him down!

110
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I'm sure he's fine.

111
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Well, then again
until recently I was sure

112
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the capital of
the United States
was Gotham City, so.

113
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Oh, no!

114
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Jessie left me in charge

115
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and I just lost
50% of my brothers!

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Ravi!
Can you hear me?

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RAVI: Yes, but I do not
know where I am!

118
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Whoa.

119
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Maybe Ravi's passed
through some portal

120
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and he's
communicating with us
from another dimension!

121
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RAVI: Actually,
I am pretty sure I am
still between the walls.

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(CLATTERING)

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(RAVI COUGHING)

124
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That was insulation!

125
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On the bright side,
now I know where all
the missing socks go!

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Have you found out
what's making the noise?

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RAVI: No.

128
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(LOW GROWLING)

129
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But I think
I am about to!

130
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Oh, no!
It is big! Very big!

131
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(RAVI SCREAMING)

132
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(BOTH SCREAMING)

133
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Luke? What is
in there with him?

134
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I don't know.

135
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But it must be
something pretty bad,

136
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because we're
actually hugging.

137
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Hi! Hi! Hi!

138
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I'm Jessie Prescott.

139
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You're not going
to believe it, but this
is my first audition!

140
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We believe it.
Did you bring a headshot?

141
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Well, no, no. No,
I don't have headshots.

142
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But I did bring
this cute caricature of
me flying a bi-plane.

143
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My head's not
really that big
in real life, see?

144
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That's usually
an ice-breaker.

145
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You're reading
for the part of
the victim's daughter.

146
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Try not to stink.

147
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Good note. Thank you.

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"I'm telling you,
Officer Dunlap,

149
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"my father was
mugged by a clown.

150
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"He held a squirting
flower to his head,

151
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"and asked
for his wallet!

152
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"I only hope
you can help me get
to the bottom of this

153
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"funny business.

154
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"Now, please
let me go home!"

155
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Wow.
That actually didn't stink.

156
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You got the part,
and I'm not just
saying that

157
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because it's lunch,
and there's tri-tip.

158
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Really?

159
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Thank you! This is
a dream come true!

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Jessie, I was over
at the snack table

161
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and I saw
some stupid clown

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take the last 10 packs
of Cutie Fruities!

163
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What kind of
sick, cruel world
are we living in?

164
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I want to go home!

165
00:08:06,820 --> 00:08:09,590
Wow. That emotion
was so authentic.

166
00:08:09,623 --> 00:08:11,533
I could see your pain.

167
00:08:11,559 --> 00:08:13,729
You get between me
and my Cutie Fruities,

168
00:08:13,761 --> 00:08:16,661
and it'll be the
last thing you see.

169
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I wanted
a kid for this part,

170
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but I couldn't find a child
who was good enough.

171
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But you have
really got something.

172
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That's what I keep
telling people!

173
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Hello! Moneymaker!

174
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What?
I thought you were
bored with all of this.

175
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That was before
my "something"
was recognized.

176
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Would you like
to play the part of
the victim's daughter?

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(GASPS)
Does Chubby the Bear
poop in the woods?

178
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I don't know.

179
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Great.

180
00:08:44,858 --> 00:08:46,558
See you on set later.

181
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Wait, wait, wait!
Wait, remember me?

182
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"Didn't stink?"

183
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Can't talk!
Gotta beat the extras
to the tri-tip!

184
00:08:59,707 --> 00:09:02,837
Ravi? Ravi?

185
00:09:02,876 --> 00:09:06,776
Luke, this is no time
to dress up like a
Jungle Cruise tour guide!

186
00:09:08,381 --> 00:09:11,621
I'm Indiana Jones!

187
00:09:11,652 --> 00:09:15,762
Okay, things that
would be useful in
a dark, dirty crawl space,

188
00:09:15,789 --> 00:09:17,689
flashlight and gloves.

189
00:09:17,725 --> 00:09:18,855
Things that are
not useful,

190
00:09:18,892 --> 00:09:20,662
jaunty hat
and whippy thingy!

191
00:09:21,895 --> 00:09:23,695
(L(SQUEAKING)G)

192
00:09:25,766 --> 00:09:28,596
Wrong.
There's nothing
a giant rat fears more

193
00:09:28,636 --> 00:09:30,966
than a man
dressed for adventure
with a whippy thingy.

194
00:09:33,406 --> 00:09:36,006
Okay.
Just bring Ravi back
before Jessie gets home.

195
00:09:36,043 --> 00:09:36,983
Okay.

196
00:09:37,010 --> 00:09:38,150
Before I get
home and what?

197
00:09:38,178 --> 00:09:40,778
RaJessie! You're here!!

198
00:09:42,182 --> 00:09:44,022
And you guys are there.

199
00:09:44,051 --> 00:09:45,651
Glad we got
roll-call out of the way.

200
00:09:46,954 --> 00:09:49,794
So, how did
your audition go?

201
00:09:49,823 --> 00:09:51,663
Swell, for Zuri!

202
00:09:51,692 --> 00:09:53,892
She got my part
and shattered my dream.

203
00:09:53,927 --> 00:09:55,957
That is so great for Zuri!

204
00:09:57,931 --> 00:10:00,671
Oh, look, a corner.

205
00:10:01,669 --> 00:10:02,939
I will go stand in it.

206
00:10:04,805 --> 00:10:05,835
Great idea.

207
00:10:08,208 --> 00:10:09,908
And now,
if you'll excuse me,

208
00:10:09,943 --> 00:10:12,813
I have to go serve Zuri
and her acting coach.

209
00:10:12,846 --> 00:10:14,146
Suddenly I'm a waitress.

210
00:10:14,181 --> 00:10:15,951
Like every other
actor in New York.

211
00:10:17,150 --> 00:10:19,020
Apparently
not a very good one.

212
00:10:25,158 --> 00:10:26,828
If I don't make it back,

213
00:10:26,860 --> 00:10:28,960
make sure Jessie
never gets married.

214
00:10:30,130 --> 00:10:32,970
Have you seen the way
she eats nachos?

215
00:10:33,967 --> 00:10:36,097
I'm pretty sure
that's not gonna happen.

216
00:10:37,204 --> 00:10:39,944
Now, vocal exercises.

217
00:10:39,973 --> 00:10:41,813
(VOCALIZING)

218
00:10:46,446 --> 00:10:47,976
Now your turn, Zuri.

219
00:10:49,783 --> 00:10:52,853
I don't think so.

220
00:10:52,886 --> 00:10:55,456
Just stick
to teaching me
about crime stuff.

221
00:10:55,488 --> 00:10:56,618
I wouldn't think
you'd need that.

222
00:10:56,656 --> 00:11:01,086
Stealing my dreams
seemed to come
so easily to you.

223
00:11:01,128 --> 00:11:04,968
You know,
even though Officer Petey
didn't get a part,

224
00:11:04,998 --> 00:11:08,068
he's not all bitter,
like some people.

225
00:11:08,101 --> 00:11:10,001
(LAUGHS)
I know, right?

226
00:11:11,271 --> 00:11:14,041
(WHISPERS) Sorry.

227
00:11:14,074 --> 00:11:19,954
Jessie, part of being
a professional actor is
doing research for a role.

228
00:11:19,980 --> 00:11:24,250
I take my craft
very seriously.

229
00:11:24,284 --> 00:11:27,894
Just this morning,
your craft was making
bracelets out of paper clips.

230
00:11:29,489 --> 00:11:31,259
You've never
said you wanted
to be an actor.

231
00:11:31,291 --> 00:11:33,761
But I think
I've been pretty clear

232
00:11:33,794 --> 00:11:36,034
that I like being
the center of attention.

233
00:11:38,131 --> 00:11:40,271
Continue.

234
00:11:40,300 --> 00:11:43,170
Okay, well at
some crime scenes,

235
00:11:43,203 --> 00:11:45,843
witnesses can be
rattled by all the blood!

236
00:11:45,873 --> 00:11:47,013
Now check out this pic.

237
00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:48,840
Wait, wait, wait.
No. No.

238
00:11:48,876 --> 00:11:50,906
No, I don't think
we want Zuri
knowing about

239
00:11:50,944 --> 00:11:54,084
multiple stab wounds until
at least the third grade.

240
00:11:55,048 --> 00:11:58,148
Ooh! Speaking of
multiple stab wounds,

241
00:11:58,185 --> 00:12:02,055
have you guys
seen a bloody knife in
a plastic bag around here?

242
00:12:02,089 --> 00:12:03,959
Says "Exhibit A" on it.

243
00:12:03,991 --> 00:12:05,831
Sorry.

244
00:12:05,859 --> 00:12:08,159
Uh-oh. I must've
left it in the diner.

245
00:12:08,195 --> 00:12:10,495
I hope they don't put it
through the dishwasher!

246
00:12:10,530 --> 00:12:12,030
Gotta go!

247
00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:14,195
Keep practicing, Zuri!

248
00:12:14,902 --> 00:12:18,172
(VOCALIZING)

249
00:12:18,205 --> 00:12:21,335
Jessie, please
bring my sandwich
up to my dressing room.

250
00:12:22,810 --> 00:12:24,310
You mean
your room room?

251
00:12:24,344 --> 00:12:27,084
I dress in there, don't I?

252
00:12:28,916 --> 00:12:30,846
And don't forget
to cut off the crusts.

253
00:12:31,284 --> 00:12:33,254
Will do.

254
00:12:33,286 --> 00:12:35,956
After the crusts,
I'm coming after
your pigtails.

255
00:12:38,091 --> 00:12:39,831
RAVI: Get a grip, Ravi.

256
00:12:39,860 --> 00:12:43,160
You simply got lost in
the walls of your apartment.

257
00:12:46,166 --> 00:12:47,936
(BOTH SCREAMING)

258
00:12:50,103 --> 00:12:52,843
Luke!
You have found me.

259
00:12:54,141 --> 00:12:56,181
And in style.

260
00:12:57,945 --> 00:12:59,275
Now, which way out?

261
00:12:59,312 --> 00:13:00,812
I'm not sure.

262
00:13:00,848 --> 00:13:01,978
I left a trail of
chocolate chips,

263
00:13:02,015 --> 00:13:05,115
but then I got hungry
and went back
and ate them.

264
00:13:05,152 --> 00:13:08,122
Perhaps next time,
you should leave a trail
of Brussels sprouts.

265
00:13:16,296 --> 00:13:19,096
So, other than being
trapped in the walls

266
00:13:19,132 --> 00:13:23,242
and chased by
a carnivorous rat,
what else is new?

267
00:13:23,270 --> 00:13:25,210
Well, obsessing on
the carnivorous rat

268
00:13:25,238 --> 00:13:27,408
is taking up
most of my time
these days.

269
00:13:30,243 --> 00:13:32,113
Did you get
a good look at it?

270
00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:35,115
Well, in the
split second before
I went blind with fear,

271
00:13:35,148 --> 00:13:37,378
I saw a huge beast
covered in gray fur.

272
00:13:37,417 --> 00:13:40,247
(GASPS) Maybe Bertram's
back from vacation.

273
00:13:45,192 --> 00:13:48,202
(CRUNCHING)

274
00:13:48,228 --> 00:13:50,298
Do you hear a strange
crunching sound?

275
00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:53,930
Yes. I was hoping
you brought potato chips.

276
00:13:57,170 --> 00:14:01,240
Oh. (CHUCKLES)
It's just a big
pile of bones.

277
00:14:02,242 --> 00:14:03,212
(BOTH SCREAMING)

278
00:14:03,243 --> 00:14:05,283
Bones!

279
00:14:05,312 --> 00:14:07,952
I have never been
so scared in my life!

280
00:14:09,282 --> 00:14:11,352
Well, that record
did not last long.

281
00:14:13,220 --> 00:14:15,360
Ravi? Luke?

282
00:14:15,388 --> 00:14:17,258
Emma?

283
00:14:17,290 --> 00:14:18,990
(TOw.S)

284
00:14:19,993 --> 00:14:21,233
What you doin'?

285
00:14:21,261 --> 00:14:24,331
Um, degreasing the stove hood.

286
00:14:26,199 --> 00:14:28,999
That's a thing, right?

287
00:14:29,036 --> 00:14:31,296
It's important we do
chores once in a while.

288
00:14:31,338 --> 00:14:33,468
Otherwise, we could
become spoiled brats.

289
00:14:34,942 --> 00:14:38,282
Jessie,
alphabetize my candy.

290
00:14:38,311 --> 00:14:42,121
My bubblegum is
touching my Zabbadabbas.

291
00:14:44,417 --> 00:14:47,917
Zuri, that is not
how we ask for things.

292
00:14:47,955 --> 00:14:49,315
What's the magic word?

293
00:14:49,356 --> 00:14:51,216
Abracadabra?

294
00:14:51,258 --> 00:14:56,298
What does that have
to do with me not
having candy in my mouth?

295
00:14:56,329 --> 00:15:00,269
Someone else
could use a little
stove-cleaning duty.

296
00:15:00,300 --> 00:15:05,910
Emma, could you remind
my personal assistant
not to look directly at me?

297
00:15:12,379 --> 00:15:14,109
Zuri?

298
00:15:14,147 --> 00:15:17,377
Maybe on set,
you should call me
"Miss Ross."

299
00:15:19,119 --> 00:15:21,489
I've got a few ideas
what to call you.

300
00:15:21,521 --> 00:15:24,221
Okay. I brought
the stuff you asked for.

301
00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:26,327
Stanislavsky's essay
on sense memory,

302
00:15:26,359 --> 00:15:29,259
and a juice box with
a purple bendy straw.

303
00:15:32,265 --> 00:15:34,265
You're a good
little worker, Prescott.

304
00:15:37,104 --> 00:15:39,344
And I treat
my people right.

305
00:15:39,372 --> 00:15:43,382
I talked to the director,
and she's found
a part for you.

306
00:15:43,410 --> 00:15:45,410
Oh, thank you
so much, Miss Ross!

307
00:15:49,249 --> 00:15:51,279
Being an extra
is not a part.

308
00:15:52,452 --> 00:15:56,262
Hey, Jessie. Weird, huh?

309
00:15:56,289 --> 00:15:59,129
You're in a fake crowd
watching fake cops,

310
00:15:59,159 --> 00:16:01,999
and I'm a real cop
controlling a real crowd

311
00:16:02,029 --> 00:16:03,399
watching the fake crowd.

312
00:16:03,430 --> 00:16:07,400
It's like my head's all,
"What's going on?"

313
00:16:10,403 --> 00:16:12,213
So you're doing
crowd control?

314
00:16:12,239 --> 00:16:16,339
Yeah, because
that guy snaked my part.

315
00:16:16,376 --> 00:16:20,746
Just 'cause he's
"incredibly handsome"
and "can act."

316
00:16:20,780 --> 00:16:24,280
I don't get it.
Show business is
supposed to be fair.

317
00:16:24,317 --> 00:16:27,347
Yeah. Well, I hope
pretty-boy likes hanging
around the park,

318
00:16:27,387 --> 00:16:30,017
'cause half an inch
of his bumper
was in the red zone

319
00:16:30,057 --> 00:16:32,427
and now he's got
five boots on his car.

320
00:16:33,326 --> 00:16:34,386
Five?

321
00:16:34,427 --> 00:16:38,167
Yeah, I got his spare, too.

322
00:16:38,198 --> 00:16:40,128
Well, you know,
at least you're gonna
be on camera.

323
00:16:40,167 --> 00:16:41,767
TIt is a start.

324
00:16:41,801 --> 00:16:43,301
And I am gonna make
the most of it.

325
00:16:49,076 --> 00:16:50,406
Oh, come on!

326
00:16:55,582 --> 00:16:58,592
So, Emma, Ravi
gets lost in the walls,

327
00:16:58,618 --> 00:17:01,188
then I get
lost in the walls,

328
00:17:01,221 --> 00:17:04,361
so your solution was
get lost in the walls?

329
00:17:05,558 --> 00:17:07,458
Can we please not have
this conversation

330
00:17:07,494 --> 00:17:09,534
on a mountain of bones?

331
00:17:09,562 --> 00:17:13,132
If we leave, we might
run into the thing
that left them here.

332
00:17:13,166 --> 00:17:15,066
And it'll add us
to its collection.

333
00:17:15,102 --> 00:17:17,272
And I have
a double-jointed elbow.

334
00:17:17,304 --> 00:17:19,074
It is highly collectible!

335
00:17:20,273 --> 00:17:22,083
(LOW GROWLING)

336
00:17:22,109 --> 00:17:24,079
(SCREAMING)

337
00:17:24,111 --> 00:17:26,181
The creature approaches!

338
00:17:26,213 --> 00:17:28,053
Luke, kill it
with your bullwhip!

339
00:17:29,216 --> 00:17:30,546
(WHIPPING)

340
00:17:31,384 --> 00:17:32,824
(SCREAMING)

341
00:17:32,852 --> 00:17:33,852
(WHIMPERING)

342
00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:35,316
My heroes.

343
00:17:36,256 --> 00:17:37,556
Wait a minute!

344
00:17:37,590 --> 00:17:40,230
I'd recognize
that mouse breath anywhere.

345
00:17:40,260 --> 00:17:41,660
It's Mr. Kipling!

346
00:17:44,331 --> 00:17:48,401
Covered in dust, insulation,
and a couple of socks.

347
00:17:50,237 --> 00:17:52,237
This must be
where Mr. Kipling comes

348
00:17:52,272 --> 00:17:55,282
to regurgitate
the indigestible bones
of his prey.

349
00:17:55,908 --> 00:17:57,478
Is that not adorable?

350
00:17:59,579 --> 00:18:01,479
(SQUEAKING)

351
00:18:01,514 --> 00:18:04,884
Hey! That's the
squeaking noise
we've been hearing!

352
00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:09,317
Aw, it is Marvin
the Mongoose,
Mr. Kipling's chew toy.

353
00:18:09,356 --> 00:18:11,286
Again, adorable.

354
00:18:13,593 --> 00:18:15,363
Meanwhile,
we're still lost.

355
00:18:16,196 --> 00:18:17,456
Follow me.

356
00:18:21,334 --> 00:18:25,514
So, do we follow
the creature with a brain
the size of a walnut?

357
00:18:25,538 --> 00:18:27,138
Or Mr. Kipling?

358
00:18:32,379 --> 00:18:34,379
DIRECTOR: And action!

359
00:18:34,414 --> 00:18:37,254
When we realized
the clown was trying
to mug us,

360
00:18:37,284 --> 00:18:38,724
we made a run for it.

361
00:18:41,721 --> 00:18:45,231
Cut! Quit trying
to get in the shot!

362
00:18:45,258 --> 00:18:46,458
Yeah, people!

363
00:18:46,493 --> 00:18:47,733
Unprofessional!

364
00:18:49,462 --> 00:18:52,372
When we realized the clown
was trying to mug us,

365
00:18:52,399 --> 00:18:53,669
we made a run for it.

366
00:18:55,935 --> 00:18:59,635
Cut! What are you doing?

367
00:18:59,672 --> 00:19:01,712
You know,
I thought the clown
could have a sister

368
00:19:01,741 --> 00:19:02,811
who's always bailing him
out of trouble,

369
00:19:02,842 --> 00:19:05,312
even though she has a deep,
dark secret herself...

370
00:19:05,345 --> 00:19:08,275
That's it! You're fired!
Get out of here!

371
00:19:08,715 --> 00:19:09,775
(SIGHS)

372
00:19:09,816 --> 00:19:12,316
Fine, I'll stay
out of the shot,
but I can't leave.

373
00:19:12,352 --> 00:19:13,552
I'm her nanny.

374
00:19:13,586 --> 00:19:15,956
I hope you're
a better nanny than
you are an actress.

375
00:19:15,988 --> 00:19:17,318
She sure is!

376
00:19:19,326 --> 00:19:23,326
I mean,
she's the best nanny
in the whole wide world.

377
00:19:23,363 --> 00:19:26,373
You see this? Okay.
This is my "don't care" face.

378
00:19:26,399 --> 00:19:29,239
Now let's get
back to the scene!

379
00:19:29,269 --> 00:19:32,669
If you don't rehire Jessie,
the only scene
you're gonna get

380
00:19:32,705 --> 00:19:35,335
is one of my
Level Seven tantrums!

381
00:19:35,375 --> 00:19:37,375
Uh, be careful.
The last Level Seven

382
00:19:37,410 --> 00:19:40,480
ended up with our couch
in the downstairs
neighbor's hot tub.

383
00:19:41,548 --> 00:19:43,578
Fine, you're fired too.

384
00:19:43,616 --> 00:19:45,616
Wait, wait, wait.
No, no, no, no!
You can't fire Zuri.

385
00:19:45,652 --> 00:19:48,192
This has been her dream
since lunch.

386
00:19:49,256 --> 00:19:51,456
Security, get them
out of here!

387
00:19:51,491 --> 00:19:54,261
And don't let the
little one take
any Cutie Fruities!

388
00:19:55,728 --> 00:19:57,398
(SIGHS)

389
00:19:59,299 --> 00:20:01,529
Zuri, I'm sorry
you're not gonna be
on Brooklyn Vice

390
00:20:01,568 --> 00:20:04,468
Oh, that's okay.

391
00:20:04,504 --> 00:20:08,244
That show always gets beat
by Hip Hop Exterminator.

392
00:20:09,008 --> 00:20:10,038
I love that show!

393
00:20:10,076 --> 00:20:13,746
Especially Danger Mousetrap
and Fitty Centipede.

394
00:20:15,415 --> 00:20:17,645
Anyway, thanks
for sticking up for me.

395
00:20:17,684 --> 00:20:20,394
It kind of makes up
for all the diva stuff
you've been pulling.

396
00:20:20,420 --> 00:20:23,360
Diva? How was
I being a diva?

397
00:20:23,390 --> 00:20:24,820
I just want what I want
when I want it.

398
00:20:26,359 --> 00:20:28,699
Oh. Now I hear it.

399
00:20:29,462 --> 00:20:32,532
Mmm-hmm.

400
00:20:32,565 --> 00:20:35,435
Now who am I going
to get to play the part
of the victim's daughter?

401
00:20:35,468 --> 00:20:37,268
Ooh, me! Me!

402
00:20:38,505 --> 00:20:40,635
Me.

403
00:20:40,673 --> 00:20:44,713
I play ages six
to 26, male...

404
00:20:45,578 --> 00:20:46,848
Or female.

405
00:20:50,717 --> 00:20:52,747
AreI do not know.re?

406
00:20:52,785 --> 00:20:54,615
Mr. Kipling has disappeared.

407
00:20:54,654 --> 00:20:57,694
It is like he fell
off the face of the...
(YELLING)

408
00:21:03,663 --> 00:21:05,063
(ALL GROANING)

409
00:21:05,097 --> 00:21:06,797
Ouch!

410
00:21:06,833 --> 00:21:10,273
What hideous netherworld
have we fallen into now?

411
00:21:11,438 --> 00:21:12,808
Oh, it is my room!

412
00:21:14,874 --> 00:21:16,844
That was awesome!
Let's do it again!

413
00:21:16,876 --> 00:21:18,876
ALL: Nothing.?

414
00:21:20,580 --> 00:21:22,650
I've been looking
for you guys everywhere.

415
00:21:22,682 --> 00:21:24,552
What are you doing
with Mr. Kipling?

416
00:21:24,584 --> 00:21:25,824
CPlaying.

417
00:21:25,852 --> 00:21:28,092
Cuddling.

418
00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:31,390
All right, less cuddling
more cleaning.

419
00:21:31,424 --> 00:21:33,794
But, Emma,
great job taking care
of your brothers.

420
00:21:33,826 --> 00:21:35,656
You know,
I'm going to put you
in charge more often.

421
00:21:35,695 --> 00:21:38,295
What did I
ever do to you?

422
00:21:38,898 --> 00:21:40,598
(SOBBING)

423
00:21:41,634 --> 00:21:43,644
Okay.

424
00:21:43,670 --> 00:21:47,370
Why do I always feel
there's something going on
I don't know about?

425
00:21:47,407 --> 00:21:48,877
Hey, I've been looking
for that sock!

426
00:21:50,610 --> 00:21:51,810
Why is there a bone on it?

427
00:21:55,114 --> 00:21:57,484
I'm telling you,
Officer Dunlap,

428
00:21:57,517 --> 00:22:00,617
my father was mugged
by a clown.

429
00:22:00,653 --> 00:22:03,763
I only hope you
can help me get to
the bottom of this

430
00:22:04,791 --> 00:22:05,861
funny business.

431
00:22:07,494 --> 00:22:11,804
Now, please,
let me go home!

432
00:22:13,700 --> 00:22:14,870
Whew!

433
00:22:14,901 --> 00:22:18,641
So, what do you think?
And be honest.

434
00:22:18,671 --> 00:22:22,441
Well, I think
you're a better actor
than you are a cop.

435
00:22:25,945 --> 00:22:29,375
Thank you!
And what did
you think, Jessie?

436
00:22:30,917 --> 00:22:33,417
I thought you were
really, really great.

437
00:22:33,453 --> 00:22:36,393
I know, right? Yeah!

438
00:22:36,423 --> 00:22:37,563
Told you
I was a good actress.