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Murphy, teeth up.

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Come on, you old mule. Open up.

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Murphy? Mum, I don't want to go to
school.

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I haven't got any socks.

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Glenn! Glenn!

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Hey,

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it's eight o 'clock in the morning. Keep
the bloody noise down.

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Delivery for Mrs Tucker.

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That's me.

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Married, are you?

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Divorced. Maybe the mother should turn
that.

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She's in the bedroom with the lodger.

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Shakira?

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What are you up to?

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Nothing. I mean today.

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Cos Shirley Buff's coming round for a
permanent nail.

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I'm not smoking, Shirley. Please, stink
that drink. I told her no more fagging

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in here since I gave it a lick.

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But I need the extra, so try and be
scarce, yeah?

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No problem.

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Anyway, who was at the door?

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Triple glazing.

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Not again!

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Oi!

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Never knock on this door again.

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No, it's all right. Your daughter's
signed.

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Er, we're signing up to nothing, lovely
boy.

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So you can shove your triple what I told
you to stick your double.

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Shh, now.

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You're ringing with sweat.

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Yes, we shouldn't really be in my bed,
should we?

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You've got a fever. Exactly.

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Peggy.

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Peggy, is that you, love?

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Yes, it's me.

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What do you want, miss?

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Mum. Where's our mum?

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Died 12 years ago.

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Massive heart attack.

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Not mummy.

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For Christ's sake, Lynn. I don't know, I
just...

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I'll be here then. A couple of lamb
sips, you'll be fine. Come on. I need to

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the family before I die.

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Yeah, I'm here, Merv. How do you, loved
one? Oh, it's charming.

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What's happening?

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Merv, he's ill.

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Hey, and I want him out of that bed
before tonight.

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I can't go on the settee.

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No, on my back. Dr Khaled says it's a
miracle I'm walking.

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Just stay here and make sure he doesn't
leave the room.

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We've got a telly to set up today.

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We've got a full package from Tom Crabs.

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Fat like this, 250 inches.

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And a dodgy box.

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Dodgy? One box, two screens, no bells.
I'll tell the boys they're doing us

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proud. One telly for Nats, one for us,
just in time for the big fight tonight,

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eh? Just stay put and look after your
uncle, or it won't be the settee you'll

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sleeping on. It'll be the cowing
cobbles.

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Got it?

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What's all this? Nothing.

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What's under there?

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Show me.

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Now!

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Who'd you get this lot from?

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No one.

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Who? No one.

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Dad.

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Oh, bloody pillow.

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I need to talk to you, Glenn.

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Hurry up. We haven't got long.

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I know that boy.

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I mean, my telly's coming soon.

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I've got a 50 -inch bush to look forward
to the night. I don't want you to

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bother it.

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I understand you don't like me.

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I never treated you right, have I, boy?

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I just want to make our peace before I
go to hell.

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Stop being so dramatic.

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Oh, I'm aware of my destiny.

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Where the heat rages.

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And the lost souls stagger aimlessly.

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Book for Benidorm, have you?

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Before I was old, mine was a life on the
road.

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And I walked on God's land and breathed

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God's air.

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Aye. And Nick, God's led from his roofs
for a certain period in the 70s, if I

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remember rightly.

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Are you attacking Wheatland?

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Are you attacking a dying man?

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Here he is, Doc.

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Glyn, out.

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Hey, Glyn.

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I won't forget this conversation.

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Ta -da!

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Your life's about to change.

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Yeah, for the bloody worse, if you've
got anything to do with it.

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Where did you get that from?

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Tommy Krause.

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I just wanted to treat you and Sharks.

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Don't you think you've treated it
enough?

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Huh?

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What do you think you're playing at?

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What are you on about?

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Wasting your money on me.

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No, I haven't. Look, I know you're
trying to make up for always letting me

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Yeah, when do I do that?

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Never turn up when you promise.

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Forgot your anniversary.

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Missed my bird. Shut it, Chiquita.

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You're trying to get what up on Roberto,
aren't you?

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Well, tell him even this stuff won't
wash, good boy.

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Money I need.

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Money to help run this house.

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Money to... What are you on about?

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OK, I'll explain it slowly.

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Why did you buy... He didn't.

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I did.

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For this.

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It's yours.

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There she is.

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50 inches of pure pleasure.

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Imagine the fight on this tonight, Dad.

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Bob's taking the other one round
tonight. Happy days.

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How can you both think like that? With
poor Murphy up there.

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I'll order a full ruby -doot coma for
you. Half and half at a key, my nine.

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Oh, and I'll do an off -you -run.

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Pavel's doing eight cans for a fiver
this month.

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I'm invited Melvin monthly.

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He does a lock -in on a Tuesday.

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Runs a little cards club for the
selected few.

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So? So I'm not invited, am I? Some get
has blacked my balls.

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Yeah, but Melvin ain't got cable.

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Once he sees my 50 -inch, I'll be right
in that club, oh, yes.

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Yeah.

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This is one of the best days of my life.

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Glyn, my brother could be breathing his
last up there.

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Sorry. The best day of my life.

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Glenn!

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I was joking. Was you joking?

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I'm afraid I've got some bad news.

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I just wanted the snake DVD.

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But you've spent over 150 quid. All my
credit's gone.

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I got carried away.

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We're six months in arrears on the gas.
That was the sortie.

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We'll be cut off now.

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I'll take on another fight.

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Yeah, calm down, Rocky.

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The last thing I need is the added
expense of having to visit you in bloody

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hospital. Sorry, Mum. I got excited.

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Excited?

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Here I am trying to make ends meet, and
you do this to me.

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Were you off?

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No way. I'm getting ready for Shirley
Bopp, ain't I?

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Shame on you.

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Hey, come on now.

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Everything's going to be fine.

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You just leave it to Dad.

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What are you going to do?

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Pneumonia? Yes.

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On the one lung.

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I've given him very strong antibiotics
and steroids to help shift it.

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But the main thing he needs is bed rest.

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He must stay here for at least ten days.
No, no, no way. No way.

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I'm not dying.

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I'm out of here. I'm going to die.

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You mule.

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Can I see you, Nan?

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I think we should get a second opinion
here, Doc.

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I mean, he's very strong for his age,
and I really do need that bed.

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You know what my back's like.

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I've told you repeatedly, Mr Tucker, I
cannot find anything wrong with your

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back. Yeah, but you gave me a signal to
prove it.

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Because you hounded me every day for six
months.

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That last week you even slept on the
waiting room bench.

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Yeah, I think I should take my back in.

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There's only one thing for it.

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We've got to shift your gear and get the
money back.

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And dry your eyes.

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You got into this mess, you're going to
help get out of it.

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Now go next door and get the stuff.

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And it's been angry like that since
Tuesday.

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Right, listen up, you lot.

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Or not you, Doc. You just give us the
drugs and jog on.

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Thank you.

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Plenty of fluids, remember, and total
rest.

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Billy, see the doctor out.

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But my rash!

188
00:09:02,730 --> 00:09:04,070
There must be some sort of cream for it.

189
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Oh, God.

190
00:09:08,370 --> 00:09:11,210
There's an emergency next door. You'll
have to hold the fort. Oh, no.

191
00:09:11,530 --> 00:09:12,950
No, I've got a satellite dish to pull
up.

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It's the big fight tonight, and I need
to impress Melvin.

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And my brother needs to stay in bed.

194
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But... He's his own worst enemy.

195
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So park your arse, and don't take your
bloody eyes off him, or he'll be heading

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for his bog like a spawning salmon.

197
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But... One more button, he'll be out on
yours.

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Got it?

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Looks like it's just me and you then,
Glenn.

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Right. Let's get this stuff peddled.

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Come on.

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What are you going to do with the old
one?

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Flog it.

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It's worth a good few bob, that one.

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Not anymore, is it not?

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I didn't hear.

207
00:10:01,480 --> 00:10:03,480
I'm having to work on my one day off.

208
00:10:04,940 --> 00:10:06,500
My daughter's stolen from me.

209
00:10:07,320 --> 00:10:09,640
And my ex has just put his foot through
my telly.

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00:10:10,959 --> 00:10:12,580
This is not a strong day for me, Bob.

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Sorry.

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Stop smoking, Shirley.

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Use the back door.

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And Bobby, please tell me that telly's
going to work.

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I don't think I can cope with any more
today.

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I promise you.

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Hi, Melvyn, it's me. Hi.

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Hi, not too bad, but... Oh, hi, it's
you.

219
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A 50 -incher.

220
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Spanking.

221
00:10:43,830 --> 00:10:44,970
No, no, just leave that to me.

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Yeah, we're going to kick back a few
beers, pack her a dry roasted, a full

223
00:10:48,870 --> 00:10:52,550
Scooby -Doo with a cormorant for Billy,
half and half and a key man on.

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00:10:53,890 --> 00:10:54,689
Oh, yeah.

225
00:10:54,690 --> 00:10:56,270
Yeah, 8 o 'clock is, yeah? Great.

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00:10:56,990 --> 00:10:58,650
Yeah, hey, listen, there's no need to
thank me.

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No, no, no. I like to look after my
mates.

228
00:11:01,970 --> 00:11:05,530
Yeah. It's like we're all in a little
club, isn't it? Eh?

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00:11:06,670 --> 00:11:07,730
Eh? Eh?

230
00:11:08,910 --> 00:11:10,030
What shall we do this all, Telly?

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Just stick it up in the loft.

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Don't be daft, man.

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I'll van it and flog it down the old
people's.

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Come on, please work.

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00:11:18,610 --> 00:11:19,610
Please work.

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00:11:22,070 --> 00:11:23,070
Oh, thank God!

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00:11:23,810 --> 00:11:27,630
You little... I can't wait to tell
Johnny Moggs about our new box.

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00:11:28,010 --> 00:11:29,009
Johnny Moggs?

239
00:11:29,010 --> 00:11:30,610
I've spoken to him for months. Yeah, I
know.

240
00:11:30,830 --> 00:11:31,789
So why are you telling him?

241
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Because I hate him.

242
00:11:33,410 --> 00:11:36,510
I'm convinced he's the one who persuaded
Melvin to keep me up to the card club

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the little try.

244
00:11:37,730 --> 00:11:38,730
Johnny!

245
00:11:39,190 --> 00:11:40,190
Yeah?

246
00:11:40,530 --> 00:11:42,030
Fintech guy. Yeah, I know, I know. Long
time, yeah.

247
00:11:43,110 --> 00:11:44,110
Yeah.

248
00:11:44,150 --> 00:11:46,290
Yeah, hey, where are you watching the
fight tonight?

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Ah, that's a shame.

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00:11:49,690 --> 00:11:50,690
I've got a 50 -incher.

251
00:11:51,990 --> 00:11:55,510
Yeah. Look, I've got to go, but, yeah,
just remember that, yeah?

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00:11:56,170 --> 00:11:59,870
I'll be watching it on a 50 -incher with
Melvin Monkley and a full Andy Murray.

253
00:12:01,310 --> 00:12:05,630
What is it?

254
00:12:06,270 --> 00:12:07,470
I've got important calls to make.

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00:12:09,060 --> 00:12:10,800
Good job, Billy got me this.

256
00:12:11,140 --> 00:12:12,600
I'm too weak to calm down.

257
00:12:13,640 --> 00:12:14,640
Can you hear it?

258
00:12:14,820 --> 00:12:16,460
Yes. Yes, I can hear it.

259
00:12:17,280 --> 00:12:20,820
Should I squeeze it a bit louder, you
know?

260
00:12:21,080 --> 00:12:22,740
No. No, what you're doing is fine.

261
00:12:23,440 --> 00:12:24,740
I've got a whistle left.

262
00:12:25,760 --> 00:12:27,320
Would you like me to blow that?

263
00:12:28,320 --> 00:12:29,320
No.

264
00:12:29,520 --> 00:12:30,520
The horn is fine.

265
00:12:31,760 --> 00:12:33,260
Now, look, you're looking a lot better.

266
00:12:33,780 --> 00:12:35,880
OK? I've got to go. I'm busy.

267
00:12:36,160 --> 00:12:37,600
I don't want to be awkward.

268
00:12:38,040 --> 00:12:42,980
The doctor said it's very important that
I keep drinking fluids.

269
00:12:43,780 --> 00:12:48,280
But I brought you two waters, a squash,
a full -fat Coke, and a bottle of orange

270
00:12:48,280 --> 00:12:49,400
pop that was mine.

271
00:12:49,940 --> 00:12:51,820
I tell you what I'd really like, though.

272
00:12:53,500 --> 00:12:54,500
Is a cuppa.

273
00:12:55,220 --> 00:12:58,140
Fine, that's no problem. What do you
want? What is it, tea or coffee?

274
00:12:59,260 --> 00:13:00,260
Do you mind?

275
00:13:00,440 --> 00:13:01,500
Right, I'll do your coffee.

276
00:13:02,100 --> 00:13:03,140
Make a tea, then.

277
00:13:06,990 --> 00:13:07,990
Tea it is.

278
00:13:08,110 --> 00:13:09,110
Milk?

279
00:13:09,710 --> 00:13:10,710
No.

280
00:13:11,990 --> 00:13:15,210
Well, a smidgen, half a spoon.

281
00:13:15,450 --> 00:13:16,870
Okay, all right, half a spoon.

282
00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:18,510
Sugar? Never.

283
00:13:19,510 --> 00:13:22,510
Although it's seen as a meal, perhaps a
smidgen of sugar.

284
00:13:25,710 --> 00:13:26,710
How many?

285
00:13:30,890 --> 00:13:32,090
Three. Right.

286
00:13:32,530 --> 00:13:33,870
So as a cup of tea...

287
00:13:34,330 --> 00:13:36,270
with half a spoon of milk and three
sugars.

288
00:13:38,270 --> 00:13:44,150
You know, now I hear the sound of it,
I'll have a coffee.

289
00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:53,830
Right. Take this outside and hold it
until I tell you we've got a signal

290
00:13:54,650 --> 00:13:56,530
Dad, I'm making a coffee.

291
00:13:56,990 --> 00:13:59,670
No, no. Pop around that, please, and
tell me when you've got a signal there.

292
00:14:00,030 --> 00:14:02,050
Billy, we'll use our mobiles. On it.

293
00:14:31,280 --> 00:14:32,920
Right, Billy boy, give her a wiggle.

294
00:14:34,500 --> 00:14:35,500
No, the other way.

295
00:14:36,560 --> 00:14:37,560
More that way.

296
00:14:39,860 --> 00:14:40,860
Back a bit.

297
00:14:42,080 --> 00:14:43,080
Can you get any higher?

298
00:14:46,480 --> 00:14:47,480
Higher.

299
00:14:51,020 --> 00:14:52,680
There. Stay dead still.

300
00:14:53,420 --> 00:14:54,420
Check with Dad.

301
00:14:55,780 --> 00:14:56,780
Hello, Dad.

302
00:14:56,940 --> 00:14:58,360
Hiya. How's that for you?

303
00:14:58,960 --> 00:15:00,780
Still nothing, yeah, boy? Just give it a
shifty.

304
00:15:01,060 --> 00:15:03,680
I promise you'll never feel as relaxed.

305
00:15:05,560 --> 00:15:07,980
No, no, still nothing. Just try and
angle it.

306
00:15:09,980 --> 00:15:11,040
I've got some centre.

307
00:15:13,340 --> 00:15:15,980
Rainforest at night or a tide on
pebbles?

308
00:15:16,300 --> 00:15:17,300
Bit more.

309
00:15:18,140 --> 00:15:19,840
Let's go for tide on pebbles, shall we?

310
00:15:22,900 --> 00:15:23,900
Damn.

311
00:15:25,360 --> 00:15:26,319
Sorry, Cheryl.

312
00:15:26,320 --> 00:15:27,520
Got to get some more magenta.

313
00:15:28,050 --> 00:15:29,850
Try moving it, man. Move it.

314
00:15:30,350 --> 00:15:34,430
I've got to pop out. Keep an eye on
Shirley for me. And try and calm down,

315
00:15:34,430 --> 00:15:35,430
you?

316
00:15:36,670 --> 00:15:37,670
A bit more.

317
00:15:40,130 --> 00:15:41,710
A bit more.

318
00:15:44,810 --> 00:15:45,190
What's

319
00:15:45,190 --> 00:15:52,910
happening,

320
00:15:52,910 --> 00:15:55,130
Dad? My bloody arms are hanging off you.
Shut it, Billy.

321
00:15:58,640 --> 00:15:59,640
Shut it!

322
00:16:03,800 --> 00:16:05,480
Where the hell are you going? Quiet,
Bobby.

323
00:16:08,220 --> 00:16:09,220
I'll be next door.

324
00:16:12,120 --> 00:16:13,940
The cack's happening, Bob. Quiet, Billy.

325
00:16:17,040 --> 00:16:18,600
Are you taking the piss?

326
00:16:18,900 --> 00:16:21,520
No. I need to urinate, Clint.

327
00:16:21,960 --> 00:16:23,780
Please tell me you're having a laugh.

328
00:16:24,300 --> 00:16:26,740
I'm not having a laugh, Clint. Can you
see me laughing?

329
00:16:31,590 --> 00:16:35,670
Total rust now. Do you want me to phone
Peggy and tell her you're forcing me out

330
00:16:35,670 --> 00:16:37,150
of this bed to urinate?

331
00:16:38,730 --> 00:16:40,450
All right, what do you want me to do?

332
00:16:41,730 --> 00:16:42,730
Hold it.

333
00:16:43,190 --> 00:16:48,890
I will rot in hell before one digit
touches that rancid todger.

334
00:16:49,110 --> 00:16:50,110
It's a bottle.

335
00:16:50,290 --> 00:16:51,290
It's a bottle.

336
00:16:52,110 --> 00:16:53,110
Wiggle it, Billy.

337
00:16:53,390 --> 00:16:55,170
Are you... Keep moving it.

338
00:16:56,930 --> 00:16:58,110
Come on, let's just get on with it.

339
00:16:58,690 --> 00:16:59,690
Get on with it.

340
00:17:04,700 --> 00:17:05,700
Up a bit.

341
00:17:06,579 --> 00:17:08,740
Across. Just pee, please. For Christ's
sake, pee.

342
00:17:09,380 --> 00:17:10,380
Across.

343
00:17:10,700 --> 00:17:11,700
Up a bit.

344
00:17:12,380 --> 00:17:13,380
Put it back. That's it.

345
00:17:15,880 --> 00:17:16,880
It's in.

346
00:17:55,850 --> 00:17:56,850
How's the picture you were in?

347
00:17:57,530 --> 00:17:58,530
I don't know.

348
00:17:59,110 --> 00:18:00,110
I'm in the bedroom.

349
00:18:00,250 --> 00:18:01,490
Well, get down there and check.

350
00:18:08,490 --> 00:18:09,490
Huh?

351
00:18:14,990 --> 00:18:15,990
Yeah, on the money, yeah.

352
00:18:16,470 --> 00:18:17,470
Yeah, same here.

353
00:18:25,040 --> 00:18:28,080
One of you coming over there, my
circulation's dropped and my hands have

354
00:18:28,080 --> 00:18:29,080
blue.

355
00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:36,000
Ah, done.

356
00:18:36,400 --> 00:18:39,160
Me and Billy will go grog up. You get
the ruby -dooby -dabbler.

357
00:18:39,780 --> 00:18:42,060
Sorry, I'm going to be the talk of the
town tonight, boy.

358
00:18:44,640 --> 00:18:46,160
Nearly there, Nats. Better out we.

359
00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:47,960
Yeah.

360
00:18:57,100 --> 00:18:58,059
Sorry, Dad.

361
00:18:58,060 --> 00:19:00,460
I knew it was yours, but I'm parched
more than that bloody dish.

362
00:19:01,620 --> 00:19:02,680
You wouldn't have liked it anyway.

363
00:19:04,060 --> 00:19:05,060
It was flat.

364
00:19:08,640 --> 00:19:09,820
Fintime next week, love, yeah?

365
00:19:14,660 --> 00:19:15,880
Shall I show you how the telly works?

366
00:19:16,180 --> 00:19:17,180
Eight.

367
00:19:19,080 --> 00:19:20,080
Eight.

368
00:19:25,840 --> 00:19:29,340
No. Smoking surely with smoking in the
house and that's called portal control.

369
00:19:30,180 --> 00:19:31,180
Right then.

370
00:19:56,080 --> 00:20:00,520
up between these two promoter selwyn
jones says he's been sparring well

371
00:20:00,520 --> 00:20:07,500
he's worked hard to get down to this

372
00:20:07,500 --> 00:20:13,560
weight and there's a lot of bad blood
between these two experts mixing it up

373
00:20:13,560 --> 00:20:18,560
rivalry between these two be met in the
ring tonight

374
00:20:26,730 --> 00:20:30,210
It's not been in five minutes and this
dodgy box is already dodgy.

375
00:20:30,430 --> 00:20:31,930
What the hell is going on, Blaine?

376
00:20:32,970 --> 00:20:34,930
Billy, we've got a problem.

377
00:20:36,550 --> 00:20:38,370
Why didn't you come to me in the first
place?

378
00:20:38,790 --> 00:20:41,390
Because Tommy Krabs was doing a better
deal on dodgy boxes.

379
00:20:42,610 --> 00:20:44,190
Tommy Krabs was a crook, boys.

380
00:20:45,050 --> 00:20:46,150
Everybody knows that.

381
00:20:47,030 --> 00:20:49,010
Come to old Clocky first, you should
have.

382
00:20:50,330 --> 00:20:52,410
Everybody knows you can trust old
Clocky.

383
00:20:53,450 --> 00:20:54,730
Honest Clock, they call me.

384
00:20:56,200 --> 00:20:57,200
Trustworthy clock.

385
00:20:58,120 --> 00:20:59,120
Clock that's sincere.

386
00:20:59,520 --> 00:21:01,300
Clock that's reliable. All right, don't
push it.

387
00:21:01,740 --> 00:21:02,740
Can you float it or not?

388
00:21:03,440 --> 00:21:06,240
So, you want to watch two channels at
the same time, yeah?

389
00:21:06,440 --> 00:21:07,440
Yeah.

390
00:21:07,940 --> 00:21:14,200
Well, as it is, with this little lad on,
you can watch two shows on the go.

391
00:21:14,660 --> 00:21:15,660
Bangin', fabulous.

392
00:21:15,720 --> 00:21:18,660
Normally it'd cost you 20 quid, but as
soon as you went to Tommy Crabb's first,

393
00:21:18,700 --> 00:21:21,100
it's 40 to you boys. No need to thank
me, cash'll do.

394
00:21:41,520 --> 00:21:42,520
What's she got?

395
00:21:42,620 --> 00:21:43,620
Bob's asking what you've got.

396
00:21:43,920 --> 00:21:48,360
You can tell him I've got a bargain
hunt. And if it changes again, he's the

397
00:21:48,360 --> 00:21:49,360
I'll be hunting.

398
00:21:50,660 --> 00:21:52,700
Yeah, she's happy that then. All sorted.

399
00:21:53,680 --> 00:21:55,820
Right, we're on.

400
00:21:56,120 --> 00:22:02,840
The shit sits back and... I am like a
sod in slavery.

401
00:22:03,720 --> 00:22:05,900
Ever since he's had the horn, he wants
me in the bedroom.

402
00:22:09,340 --> 00:22:10,340
Say nothing.

403
00:22:19,560 --> 00:22:20,560
What do you want?

404
00:22:21,680 --> 00:22:22,680
Stay with her, Glenn.

405
00:22:22,860 --> 00:22:24,640
What are you playing at?

406
00:22:25,040 --> 00:22:26,900
You're not well. I'm stronger now.

407
00:22:27,480 --> 00:22:29,740
And I can go outside again where I
belong.

408
00:22:31,020 --> 00:22:32,120
I'm no gorger.

409
00:22:32,500 --> 00:22:34,580
If I stay here, it'll kill me.

410
00:22:34,800 --> 00:22:38,940
Yeah. And if I let you go, Peg's going
to kill me. So back in the bed now.

411
00:22:39,180 --> 00:22:40,180
I don't want to harm you, Glenn.

412
00:22:40,420 --> 00:22:42,580
You're an old man with pneumonia.

413
00:22:42,960 --> 00:22:44,040
And you're a sack of shit.

414
00:22:45,460 --> 00:22:46,460
There's nothing for that.

415
00:22:48,020 --> 00:22:49,020
I'm walking out.

416
00:22:50,480 --> 00:22:54,300
You stay in here like a good boy and you
won't get a slap.

417
00:23:15,340 --> 00:23:16,340
Murphy's up then?

418
00:23:16,660 --> 00:23:17,660
Yep.

419
00:23:18,120 --> 00:23:19,420
Nan's going to kill Dad, isn't she?

420
00:23:31,139 --> 00:23:34,660
Yep. Let me in!

421
00:23:35,220 --> 00:23:36,780
Let me in, you bastard!

422
00:23:37,080 --> 00:23:38,080
Go away!

423
00:23:38,560 --> 00:23:42,620
If you don't open this door, I'm going
to pull this down with you, innit? God,

424
00:23:42,620 --> 00:23:43,399
help me!

425
00:23:43,400 --> 00:23:46,580
Go inside, Murphy, and lie on the
settee! And don't use my bed!

426
00:23:46,820 --> 00:23:47,820
I've got a backpack!

427
00:23:48,990 --> 00:23:49,990
Listen to that.

428
00:23:50,270 --> 00:23:52,070
That's paraffin I'm pouring on out
there.

429
00:23:53,270 --> 00:23:54,270
Stop!

430
00:24:05,410 --> 00:24:10,690
What the soddy in hell are you two
playing at?

431
00:24:12,990 --> 00:24:13,990
Well?

432
00:24:15,130 --> 00:24:16,130
He started it.

433
00:24:16,210 --> 00:24:17,210
He did? He did.

434
00:24:17,480 --> 00:24:20,640
He's been calling me all day to stop me
putting my terry up. I've been

435
00:24:20,640 --> 00:24:22,140
neglected. Neglected?

436
00:24:22,700 --> 00:24:24,600
He made me hold a bottle when he pissed
in it.

437
00:24:24,820 --> 00:24:25,940
And I barely drank it.

438
00:24:27,200 --> 00:24:30,560
What? You won't let me use his bed. He
don't care if I live or die.

439
00:24:31,100 --> 00:24:33,620
He's taken advantage of me because you
said to check me out.

440
00:24:33,860 --> 00:24:35,620
Shut up, both of you.

441
00:24:37,960 --> 00:24:40,240
You'll never listen, will you, Murphy?

442
00:24:41,620 --> 00:24:44,300
You're the most stubborn get I've ever
known.

443
00:24:45,140 --> 00:24:46,140
My life.

444
00:24:46,280 --> 00:24:49,380
My decisions. I'm not going inside.

445
00:24:49,800 --> 00:24:50,800
Okay.

446
00:24:52,200 --> 00:24:53,220
I'll do a deal with you.

447
00:24:53,920 --> 00:24:58,800
You can stay here, but only, and I mean
only, if you get a cable from the house

448
00:24:58,800 --> 00:25:00,040
here with an electric heater.

449
00:25:00,380 --> 00:25:02,020
You can't get damp again.

450
00:25:05,940 --> 00:25:08,400
Please, bro, for me here.

451
00:25:09,840 --> 00:25:11,120
A cable, you say?

452
00:25:11,820 --> 00:25:13,380
Yes. With electricity?

453
00:25:13,920 --> 00:25:14,920
Yes.

454
00:25:15,530 --> 00:25:18,430
Agreed. On one condition.

455
00:25:45,530 --> 00:25:46,530
Less from Roddick.

456
00:25:51,030 --> 00:25:52,570
Wish I hadn't sold the old one now.

457
00:25:52,870 --> 00:25:53,870
Say nothing, Billy.

458
00:25:54,850 --> 00:25:55,850
Say nothing.

459
00:25:56,310 --> 00:25:57,510
Was Mervyn lucky about it?

460
00:25:58,710 --> 00:26:01,170
I couldn't bear the humiliation of
telling what really happened.

461
00:26:01,810 --> 00:26:02,810
Fair enough.

462
00:26:03,830 --> 00:26:05,230
I had a real chance of that, you know.

463
00:26:06,950 --> 00:26:08,310
To be respected in that club.

464
00:26:09,250 --> 00:26:10,250
To be someone.

465
00:26:13,630 --> 00:26:15,010
I'm just going to be the laughing stock.

466
00:26:18,410 --> 00:26:19,830
I wouldn't even be able to say I saw it.

467
00:26:30,650 --> 00:26:31,650
Murphy!

468
00:26:38,990 --> 00:26:39,990
Murphy!

469
00:26:40,710 --> 00:26:41,830
Who is it?

470
00:26:43,110 --> 00:26:44,450
It's me, Glenn.

471
00:26:45,170 --> 00:26:46,170
Go away.

472
00:26:46,770 --> 00:26:47,770
I want to watch that fight.

473
00:26:48,399 --> 00:26:52,400
No. Now, you let me in there, or I will
cut this cable, and Peggy will have you

474
00:26:52,400 --> 00:26:54,120
back in the house quicker than shag to a
goose.

475
00:26:56,860 --> 00:26:57,860
It's open.

476
00:27:06,340 --> 00:27:13,200
You'll never happen again, ma 'am. I
promise.

477
00:27:13,500 --> 00:27:14,500
You better not.

478
00:27:15,220 --> 00:27:16,440
Good old Peggy.

479
00:27:17,480 --> 00:27:18,480
Sold the lot.

480
00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:20,240
We're 20 quid up, even.

481
00:27:22,780 --> 00:27:23,780
Come here.

482
00:27:26,220 --> 00:27:28,020
She even managed to keep this back.

483
00:27:29,480 --> 00:27:30,439
Can I?

484
00:27:30,440 --> 00:27:31,440
Please?

485
00:27:56,240 --> 00:28:02,020
to swallow prey much larger than their
heads with their highly mobile jaws to

486
00:28:02,020 --> 00:28:03,020
accommodate their...