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What

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have

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you

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got there?

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You've been in my purse again, you
little sod.

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Surprise!

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Oh, darling.

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Oh, my little baby.

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Oh, come here.

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Oh.

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Oh. It's all they had.

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Good luck for today, ma 'am.

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Oh, come here.

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Oh.

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It's only the first drink tonight, but
if I win this...

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I'm going to get my own salon.

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I can feel it. Me too, man.

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All I need is a van and some muscle.

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I've come to the right place, bud.

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Thick Bob, they call me in the club.

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Because of my thick arms, like.

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This better be legal clock.

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With Jurassic.

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My dad says invalidity stopped.

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Bastards. They're clamping down, I'm
telling you.

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Last week, they stopped my family
allowance.

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But you haven't got any kids.

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Yeah, that was their argument.

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So, what about it?

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Go on.

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There's this old bloke who's died.

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And you want us to bury him? Shut up,
Bob.

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No. It's a house clearance.

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Relax. More of a flat, really.

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Family live in Spain and they're in back
now.

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They want the old boy's stuff cleared as
soon as. If you can do it today, it's

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150 quid in your back pocket. I get to
make a few quid on the gear.

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Today? Yeah, they're that type. Wham,
bam, Stevie Cram.

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Stevie... Here's your address and keys.

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I didn't want everything out of there.

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Yeah, apart from the obvious. They want
to deal with that themselves, so just

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clear around it.

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Come on. Time for a little drink.

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Come on, Glenn.

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Glenn?

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Glenn!

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Come on, Glenn.

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Glenn!

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Here it is, number 20.

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Already open.

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Tidy.

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Today's your big day.

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Today's your big day. I know you're
gonna win it. I'm with you all the way.

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Love, Roberto.

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You've been on the smarties again,
Melvin.

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Sorry about that.

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I was booked to be a barber, but the
nearest thing I had to it is a bear.

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It's a sideline.

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Singing telegram.

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Oh.

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Words in the villages, you've been
working as a stripper too.

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I was, but my eczema came back and
everything dried up.

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Women don't like a genitalia rash, do
you not? You don't say.

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I'm happy to show you a bit more for the
tenor if you fancy.

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Put your head back on and piss off,
Melvin.

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Not too much stuff, really.

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Old boy obviously didn't have a lot,
so... Shit in hell.

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Is Clark having a car in love?

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He did say to clear around it.

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He's not even in a car then. He's just
sat there.

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Dead.

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The family liked him quick, he said.

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Wham, bam, Stevie, Cram, whoever he is.

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We ought to check.

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Check what?

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That he's really dead, of course.

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Can you tell me if he's dead, please?
Jesus, Bobby, get out of the way, man.

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Boo!

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He's a goner.

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So fat.

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Oh, this is the life.

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Look at me.

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I'm like one of those celebrities in a
magazine.

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Will you relax, Peg?

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It's good to you to step in for me
today.

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I want to hit the ground running
tonight.

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Oh, pamper away, love. I'm enjoying
myself.

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Hiya.

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Yeah, they came earlier.

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It was actually Melvin from the club
dressed as a rat or something. But it's

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thought that counts. So thanks, babe.

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Yeah, look, I've got to go. I've got to
dive Bob and Lob to get through by

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three. And don't be late.

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Roberto.

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He's taking me in his Jag later.

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A riding style, he said.

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Jesus, it's alcohol gun.

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Zip it, you fucker.

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Peggy's volunteered to be my model for
the day.

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I'm competing tonight.

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Aye, take an area.

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Well, is there a cage fight?

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Ignore him.

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Straight down the lens, Peg.

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Right,

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do you want a break before the next one?
Oh, no. Crack on, kid. I'm enjoying

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myself. How long is this nonsense going
on for? I've got a lot to do.

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Like what?

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Make a sandwich?

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Go to the bog?

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No, I'm wallpaper in that room for you
and I. Like you asked me to.

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I asked six years ago.

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Why you choose to start today, I don't
know.

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I've been laid off my invalidity and
I've got to keep that busy now.

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Mum!

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Glyn's gone.

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Oh, yeah?

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About to buckle that ladder?

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Yeah, I hear that.

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No, not killing the human. Killing the
snake. He'll escape.

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What? Shut the door. Shut, shut all the
doors. Shut.

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Good job, Bill.

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Thank you.

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Are you being serious?

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Trouser legs are a snake's favourite
escape route after aeroplanes.

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Fact.

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Could be anywhere.

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Slithering. Sliding.

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Hitting and rattling.

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Tangs.

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Flicking.

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Lashing. Ready to strike.

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Ready to attack.

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Oh, that better be it. We're full.

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Just this.

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And I'm going to leave our card here.

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What are you doing?

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You won't be reading it.

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That's why I'm the breed into this
outfit, Bobby.

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It's for his family, innit?

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They come back, they see we've done a
good job, and they think, oh,

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who do we get to do the food for the
funeral?

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And they pick up our card and they go,
oh, why don't we use the tuckers?

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I can see they are fast, reliable, and
polite.

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You know best.

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And shut that door after you.

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Easiest job ever. Not even illegal.

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I've always wanted a house in Penarth,
you know, with a view of the sea.

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I'm drawn towards the sea, Peg.

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Well, go and live by the Lido.

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Penarth's full of snobs.

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Hey, you're not going to forget about us
when you made it now, are you?

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Of course not.

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Don't get me wrong, I love your next
door. There's too many memories.

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No interruptions.

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Tell me about it, I'm trying to crack
on, yeah?

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Crack on with what?

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The 230 from Chepstow?

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You have no idea about decorating, have
you?

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It's all about prep, see? You've got to
prep.

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Not being funny, Glyn, but two hours ago
you soaked that wall with soapy water,

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and since then you've been stuck on your
arse. I'm not sitting that.

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I'm waiting.

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Besides, there's a snake at large,
remember?

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No, no, it's all about timing, see?

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Aye, aye, aye.

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The exact moment I decide to strike,
that paper's going to come off that wall

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like a banana being skinned.

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I should have got Mickey Gums to do it,
I said all along.

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Mickey Gums has stayed inside for
nicking that digger off the M4. Six

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go. Which will be quicker than it'll
take you to put a scraper to that wall.

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Right. That's it. That is it.

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It's a cocoon.

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I'd offer you a cup of tea, but as you
can see, they left me with piss on.

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Did you see anything at all, Mr...
Harry. As I said, I suffer from severe

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apnea. I literally stop breathing
sometimes.

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Cigarette? Not just now.

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So there's nothing at all you can tell
us as to who may have robbed you like

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this? Well, there is something.

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Very odd.

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Well, they took everything but left this
card.

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Taking a piss or something?

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Can't it wait an hour?

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No. It's a big day. I've got to see her
before she goes.

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What will happen to that soon enough?

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I'll never get you, bro.

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Huh?

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She's getting banged through the wall
every night and you still run round

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like a lost puppy. Because she's still
my girl.

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That's why.

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Always will be.

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Don't you forget it.

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Shut that bloody door!

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Oh, it's you.

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Oh, nice to see you too.

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I just came to wish you luck.

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Sorry, I was expecting Roberto.

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He's taking her in his jag.

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She's going to arrive in style.

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Jesus, man.

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You look like an oompa -loompa.

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Tell me about it. She's a bloody
embarrassment.

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I'm an embarrassment?

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You've been up there hours and all
you've made is confetti.

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That's been on for donkeys. You need a
drill to get that off. Why didn't you

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just ask Mickey Gums?

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Don't you start.

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What are you looking for?

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My snake.

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I can't find it.

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Hey, Chinna, we'll soon be hungry.

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What do you feed him?

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Cholla.

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You just scrape away chicken chops. Just
a minute.

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What, you call me a chicken?

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What, why? Because I'm afraid of snakes?

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Yes. You in?

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I can't hear you, babe.

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Shut it!

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Everyone, it's Roberto.

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Normally take my periods before.

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No time for that.

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No,

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it can't wait.

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You know that.

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Well, why can't she go?

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Oh, yeah, typical.

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No.

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No, you've got to go then.

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Yes.

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You can't take me.

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Right?

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Well, these things happen.

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To be honest with you, you're better off
staying away, love.

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Peg's looked like a dog's dinner all
day. You're the one bugger all.

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I'll go start the engine.

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Are you being serious?

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Well, I'm here, aren't I?

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I'd get a cab, but... To Cardiff?

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Yeah, don't be daft.

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I'll go next door and get my purse.

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You won't need it.

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Thanks, Bob.

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You're my saviour.

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Order. Good night, Nan.

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Go get him, girl. Go for it. You go for
it.

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I don't think she's got a tits chance,
to be honest with you.

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Where's the van?

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Eh? The van. Where's Bobby gone?

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Cardiff. He's taken our nuts.

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Cardiff!

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Cardiff!

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Norbed. Where are you off to?

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Clocks. We're in the middle of a bloody
job, man.

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Can we have a word, please?

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There

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was

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a robbery today over the retirement
flat.

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Sure. An old man was stripped bare as he
slept. He's in total shock. And he's

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00:14:09,520 --> 00:14:12,360
had to go and stay with his son and in
an extreme state of anxiety.

261
00:14:12,880 --> 00:14:13,880
Tell me, buddy.

262
00:14:14,080 --> 00:14:16,440
I tell you what, my nerves are in
shreds.

263
00:14:16,780 --> 00:14:19,040
Every day, it's like walking a tightrope
with my health.

264
00:14:19,280 --> 00:14:21,740
You know, you see these hands here? See
that? Stress, that is.

265
00:14:22,340 --> 00:14:26,300
Stress. Work to the bone they've been
today. I have worked... Hey,

266
00:14:27,220 --> 00:14:28,220
don't drop a theme at you.

267
00:14:28,900 --> 00:14:30,100
We're actually here about this.

268
00:14:30,460 --> 00:14:32,620
Sorry, we don't cater for the police
company policy.

269
00:14:32,940 --> 00:14:34,420
We're not trying to hire you, Mrs
Tucker.

270
00:14:34,920 --> 00:14:36,440
This was found at the scene of the
crime.

271
00:14:37,180 --> 00:14:40,500
So, can you tell me, where have you been
today?

272
00:14:41,280 --> 00:14:43,380
Oh, yeah, I've been in all day scraping
the walls.

273
00:14:43,680 --> 00:14:46,340
Yep, there's four square inches there to
prove it.

274
00:14:46,670 --> 00:14:48,990
And my mother here has been waiting for
Willy Wonka to pick her up.

275
00:14:49,590 --> 00:14:50,930
So, back at all to do with us, eh?

276
00:14:51,450 --> 00:14:52,650
Do you know where Billy and Bobby are?

277
00:14:53,610 --> 00:14:58,530
No. Well, when you do see them, tell
them to report to the station as soon as

278
00:14:58,530 --> 00:15:00,550
possible, or I'll be back.

279
00:15:01,090 --> 00:15:02,790
All right, cheers, Larry. Off you go,
then.

280
00:15:09,350 --> 00:15:10,350
Where have you been?

281
00:15:10,490 --> 00:15:12,330
We're running a bit late. You'll have it
in an hour.

282
00:15:12,950 --> 00:15:15,170
They've got to get back to Spain
tonight. You haven't even started.

283
00:15:15,630 --> 00:15:17,030
Darn it. We've cleared the lot.

284
00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:19,430
Billy, my man just rang well pissed off.

285
00:15:19,670 --> 00:15:20,670
This stuff ain't been touched.

286
00:15:20,910 --> 00:15:22,430
Course it has. It's in the back of the
van.

287
00:15:24,270 --> 00:15:25,590
Was there a Welsh dresser?

288
00:15:26,590 --> 00:15:28,330
No. An oak bookcase?

289
00:15:29,490 --> 00:15:30,490
No.

290
00:15:30,850 --> 00:15:32,770
Well, you've cleared the wrong sodding
house, then.

291
00:15:34,510 --> 00:15:35,510
Oh, God.

292
00:15:48,380 --> 00:15:49,640
Lou, it's like having a toddler.

293
00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:51,140
Why didn't you go before we left?

294
00:15:51,460 --> 00:15:52,460
I can't help it, I'm busting.

295
00:15:53,340 --> 00:15:54,340
There's plenty of time.

296
00:15:54,480 --> 00:15:55,480
You watch?

297
00:15:56,860 --> 00:15:57,860
Yeah.

298
00:16:03,780 --> 00:16:04,780
Go and you toilet roll.

299
00:16:04,940 --> 00:16:08,140
What? You said you needed to... Not
funny, Bob.

300
00:16:08,580 --> 00:16:09,580
Hurry up.

301
00:16:18,660 --> 00:16:20,600
20. Look, it says here number 20.

302
00:16:21,180 --> 00:16:22,180
26.

303
00:16:23,120 --> 00:16:24,120
26.

304
00:16:24,420 --> 00:16:25,700
That's a six. I don't know.

305
00:16:29,200 --> 00:16:30,200
But it can't be.

306
00:16:30,580 --> 00:16:32,640
There was a body there and everything,
just like you said.

307
00:16:33,280 --> 00:16:34,280
A body?

308
00:16:35,240 --> 00:16:39,400
Yeah. You said there'd be a body and to
just clear around it. That the family

309
00:16:39,400 --> 00:16:43,160
wanted to deal with it. I never said
anything about a body, Billy. Clear

310
00:16:43,160 --> 00:16:46,560
the obvious, I said. The family's safe,
I meant. Leave that where it was. Jesus!

311
00:16:46,780 --> 00:16:47,780
Go in, Ella!

312
00:16:48,460 --> 00:16:51,260
I didn't know people still had sex.
Well, this family do.

313
00:16:51,680 --> 00:16:54,060
And there's a lot of stuff in it that
shouldn't be. Why do you think they live

314
00:16:54,060 --> 00:16:55,060
in Spain?

315
00:16:55,340 --> 00:16:59,700
Can I have a word, please?

316
00:17:01,960 --> 00:17:03,740
This day just gets better and better.

317
00:17:11,280 --> 00:17:13,359
Do you remember the last time I was in
this van?

318
00:17:15,079 --> 00:17:16,079
Yeah.

319
00:17:16,520 --> 00:17:17,520
Shakira was three.

320
00:17:18,139 --> 00:17:20,700
We had a bit of spare cash from that
roofing job I was on.

321
00:17:21,460 --> 00:17:22,940
Decided to treat ourselves to a day out.

322
00:17:23,380 --> 00:17:24,579
Two. Huh?

323
00:17:25,220 --> 00:17:26,220
Chiquita was two.

324
00:17:27,579 --> 00:17:28,580
Oh, might have been.

325
00:17:31,020 --> 00:17:32,120
I appreciate this, Bob.

326
00:17:33,080 --> 00:17:34,080
I really do.

327
00:17:36,020 --> 00:17:37,020
Thank you.

328
00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:52,310
I'm busy. We're in the middle of a
shitstorm, yeah?

329
00:17:52,810 --> 00:17:53,810
We did the wrong house.

330
00:17:56,230 --> 00:17:57,029
We what?

331
00:17:57,030 --> 00:17:58,990
We need to get our gear back before the
police find out.

332
00:17:59,410 --> 00:18:01,270
Just get that van back, you rapid.

333
00:18:07,670 --> 00:18:08,730
Now, you're not going to like this.

334
00:18:10,090 --> 00:18:11,090
Try me.

335
00:18:11,370 --> 00:18:12,510
You know, our staff in the back.

336
00:18:13,590 --> 00:18:14,590
Nick?

337
00:18:15,370 --> 00:18:16,370
It's complicated.

338
00:18:17,170 --> 00:18:18,170
Here we go.

339
00:18:28,020 --> 00:18:30,560
Mickey Gums would have had the lot off
by now.

340
00:18:30,820 --> 00:18:34,080
Yeah, but Mickey Gums is shitting in a
bucket in Wandsworth about it.

341
00:18:36,220 --> 00:18:38,060
Shut that bloody door!

342
00:18:41,760 --> 00:18:43,300
Can I check out your back garden?

343
00:18:43,820 --> 00:18:45,660
Shut that one as well, then!

344
00:18:47,060 --> 00:18:50,440
She's not actually trying to tempt that
thing out, is she? I'm not having this.

345
00:18:50,500 --> 00:18:51,500
Oh, no. No.

346
00:18:55,100 --> 00:18:56,640
Well, I'm still taking it. No, you're
not.

347
00:18:56,880 --> 00:18:57,880
Make him wait.

348
00:18:59,100 --> 00:19:02,020
Now, you get this in your thick head and
you get it in good.

349
00:19:02,440 --> 00:19:05,540
You're going to turn round and take that
stuff back to wherever you nicked it

350
00:19:05,540 --> 00:19:08,660
from. I never nicked it. It's hard
enough, Shakira, as a useless father who

351
00:19:08,660 --> 00:19:11,780
always lets her down. But to have a
useless father locked up would be too

352
00:19:11,780 --> 00:19:13,200
for her. And I ain't having it.

353
00:19:14,520 --> 00:19:15,720
When are you going to bloody learn?

354
00:19:16,320 --> 00:19:18,500
You can't live your life on the rob,
Bob.

355
00:19:22,860 --> 00:19:24,800
What are we going to do? What I always
have to do.

356
00:19:25,360 --> 00:19:26,360
Look after myself.

357
00:19:29,220 --> 00:19:30,220
Now piss off.

358
00:19:56,270 --> 00:19:57,270
What are you doing?

359
00:19:58,890 --> 00:19:59,890
For the best, love.

360
00:20:00,070 --> 00:20:01,070
Is that poison?

361
00:20:01,190 --> 00:20:03,310
Yeah, best get it before it clings
inside one of us.

362
00:20:04,750 --> 00:20:05,750
Stop!

363
00:20:06,710 --> 00:20:10,430
Take control inside your head and eat
your brains out.

364
00:20:10,790 --> 00:20:12,230
Must have already had yours, you
murderer.

365
00:20:38,280 --> 00:20:38,999
Hey, boys.

366
00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:40,860
This is the first time I've broken a
glass.

367
00:20:41,560 --> 00:20:42,740
To put stuff in it.

368
00:20:43,740 --> 00:20:45,860
Before we put this back for you, what
about the cash?

369
00:20:46,640 --> 00:20:49,680
Cash? Yeah, we've done the job you asked
us and now we're doing it twice.

370
00:20:50,440 --> 00:20:52,640
Not our fault you can't write a note
from a fix.

371
00:20:53,740 --> 00:20:55,880
You actually want money for this,
Parker?

372
00:20:56,800 --> 00:20:57,800
Follow me, boys.

373
00:20:58,160 --> 00:20:59,160
Don't leave me now.

374
00:21:01,600 --> 00:21:02,600
There you go.

375
00:21:14,350 --> 00:21:15,870
Get back into me. We haven't got all
day.

376
00:21:33,670 --> 00:21:35,070
Right, well, that's me for the day.

377
00:21:37,710 --> 00:21:38,710
You can't rush these things.

378
00:21:39,070 --> 00:21:42,650
Why didn't you ask Mickey? If you say
Mickey comes, God help me, I will go

379
00:21:42,650 --> 00:21:44,190
and... Check myself off that viaduct.

380
00:21:44,670 --> 00:21:48,130
A grave would be a welcome rest for me
the day I'm out.

381
00:22:05,770 --> 00:22:06,770
William, Bobby here.

382
00:22:08,690 --> 00:22:09,690
Who's asking?

383
00:22:09,710 --> 00:22:10,710
Is your brother in?

384
00:22:11,680 --> 00:22:12,680
Postcode lottery, is there?

385
00:22:13,860 --> 00:22:16,600
Just wanted to let you know the old
man's son went round the flat this

386
00:22:16,860 --> 00:22:18,340
Just to check the place was secure.

387
00:22:18,900 --> 00:22:20,520
And everything that was taken has been
returned.

388
00:22:22,800 --> 00:22:25,240
Are you sure this bloke isn't just
losing his marbles?

389
00:22:25,600 --> 00:22:26,940
Gone up the alley on the oop like.

390
00:22:27,220 --> 00:22:28,220
I'll ignore that.

391
00:22:28,480 --> 00:22:30,840
The point is that technically no crime
has been committed.

392
00:22:31,740 --> 00:22:32,860
But I know his shoe tutlers.

393
00:22:33,740 --> 00:22:34,820
I just can't prove it.

394
00:22:35,440 --> 00:22:36,440
Not now.

395
00:22:37,140 --> 00:22:38,140
But I will.

396
00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:40,000
Trust me.

397
00:22:40,360 --> 00:22:41,360
I will.

398
00:22:48,800 --> 00:22:49,800
Anything?

399
00:22:56,920 --> 00:22:58,300
They're going straight to voicemail.

400
00:22:58,700 --> 00:22:59,980
That's three hours they've been trying.

401
00:23:02,500 --> 00:23:03,800
Should we call the police?

402
00:23:04,120 --> 00:23:05,400
Oi, what's your language in the service?

403
00:23:10,920 --> 00:23:12,200
Oh, Christ, you look like shite, love.

404
00:23:15,400 --> 00:23:16,400
Okay.

405
00:23:24,340 --> 00:23:25,340
How did you do?

406
00:23:35,120 --> 00:23:36,500
I never made it, Bob.

407
00:23:36,880 --> 00:23:39,720
I arrived there at ten o 'clock.

408
00:23:40,520 --> 00:23:42,080
just as they were closing the doors.

409
00:23:43,380 --> 00:23:44,980
Six hours they took me together.

410
00:23:45,320 --> 00:23:46,720
You didn't manage to which a lift?

411
00:23:46,980 --> 00:23:48,380
I hitched three, Billy.

412
00:23:50,020 --> 00:23:54,900
The first one was a lorry driver who
wanted to take me away from it all, go

413
00:23:54,900 --> 00:23:56,120
live with him and his mother in Bristol.

414
00:23:56,440 --> 00:23:59,280
When I threatened to call the police, he
dropped me off on the dual carriageway.

415
00:23:59,760 --> 00:24:00,900
There was no hard shoulder.

416
00:24:02,100 --> 00:24:06,760
I walked three miles with Faraz Abakunan
and luckily got a second lift through

417
00:24:06,760 --> 00:24:07,760
some country lanes.

418
00:24:08,520 --> 00:24:11,070
Oh. What about them? From a farmer.

419
00:24:13,110 --> 00:24:15,210
You ever been in a tractor with a big
farmer, Bob?

420
00:24:16,910 --> 00:24:17,970
The smell ain't great.

421
00:24:18,570 --> 00:24:21,270
And we were going so slow, the cow and
ducks were passing us.

422
00:24:23,030 --> 00:24:26,890
He dropped me as far as Ponty and... Oh,
you're going to love this bit.

423
00:24:28,350 --> 00:24:31,750
A minibus full of happy -clappies pulled
up and took me into Cardiff.

424
00:24:31,970 --> 00:24:33,210
I was desperate by now.

425
00:24:34,450 --> 00:24:35,570
We visited four!

426
00:24:36,639 --> 00:24:39,420
Evangelical churches on the way to a
gathering, whatever that is.

427
00:24:41,380 --> 00:24:42,960
There were three guitars on board.

428
00:24:44,080 --> 00:24:45,600
Two hours they sang for.

429
00:24:47,080 --> 00:24:48,080
Kumbaya.

430
00:24:48,460 --> 00:24:49,460
Cowanel.

431
00:24:50,280 --> 00:24:52,780
I was so tired when I got there, I just
sat on the step.

432
00:24:53,860 --> 00:24:56,880
The bloke locking up thought I was
homeless and gave me a fiver.

433
00:24:58,900 --> 00:25:00,440
That's how I managed to get the bus
home.

434
00:25:01,780 --> 00:25:03,440
I had no juice on my phone.

435
00:25:04,480 --> 00:25:05,480
And no money.

436
00:25:06,990 --> 00:25:08,770
Never took a piss, see?

437
00:25:09,890 --> 00:25:11,810
Didn't need one, did I, Bobby?

438
00:25:19,230 --> 00:25:22,910
Well, now all that's over, have you
noticed anything different about the