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So your insurance came through then,
Clint?

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Yeah, it paid up quick. I was lucky.

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Look, I've nothing to do with it. You
play Skittles with Johnny the Prudential

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every Thursday.

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That didn't help me.

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You threatened to have Billy and Bobby
dump him naked on the beacons if you

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didn't push it through.

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Yeah, that did help me.

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Anyway, I've got something for you.

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It came in the post last week.

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Delivered to mine by mistake.

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I've been meaning to... What the hell
was that?

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That's my new security system.

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Anybody who comes within five foot of
this little baby is goodnight Vienna.

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Anyway, Shakira's party's at three o
'clock.

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So I want this to be the best party
ever.

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Got it?

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Fine.

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No one touches a Batmobile.

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Someone has shot me.

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Eh? This is from the Department of Work
and Pensions.

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I'm being inspected.

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When? This afternoon.

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They're going to stop my invalidity.
What's rightfully mine.

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But you can walk, Dad.

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Yeah, but if they do that, your benefits
as my carer will go too.

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Bastard!

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I tell you what, this universal credit,
it's an absolute joke.

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You know, you've got to be actively
looking for work. What work is there

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you? The window in the job centre, it's
emptier than Bobby's head. He's no

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wrong, Nan.

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Big corporations.

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That's what they ought to go after. You
know, millions in tax.

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Millions they owe. Tax.

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Millions. Why come after us? What about
me?

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Me? Why after me? What have I ever done?

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Nothing. That's the point.

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What chance do I have with you as a
mother?

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Oh, here we go. I was the only kid in
school with bingo markers instead of

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They worked. I had no support.

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I came to that school sports day, didn't
I?

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Yeah. You set up a tent and started
reading palms.

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We needed to pay the electric.

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The police had to come and escort you
out. I was so embarrassed.

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You are an embarrassment. You're a
bloody embarrassment to me.

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We'll all go under without that money,
Dad.

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What are we going to do?

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I got the big one, like I said.

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What happened to you?

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Even I thought you'd win that fight.

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Well, you surprised me. I wasn't
expecting a southpaw. He had one arm

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What else could he be?

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Where do you want her? Usual place?

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Yeah, hook's still up from last year.

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She loves a pinnater, doesn't she? Yeah.

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Ever since she was a toddler.

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Yeah. It's a family tradition now.
That's how parties should be, shouldn't

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A tradition, family, just families like.
No one else, just close family. Don't

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you think?

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Roberto's busy at work today. All right?
He won't be coming.

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He'll calm down and cut the flan off.

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That'll be lush. Why's she come in?
She's not family.

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Cupcakes. Cupcakes.

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She's the cupcake queen, isn't she? I
want this party to be special. Yeah, but

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she gets on my tits. I mean, all this.

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Hiya. Oh, that's lush. This is lush.

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She doesn't do that so much now.

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Hiya.

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Hiya.

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Oh, my God. It's totally lush.

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You've had it painted in you, haven't
you, Nath?

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It's proper lush. I love lilac. It's
such a lush colour.

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Hi, Bob.

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Right. Yeah.

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Lush.

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Say my friend.

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Jack.

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Blanket.

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Jack. Hot water bottle.

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Jack. Grabber.

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Jack.

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Sunglasses.

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Jack.

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Walking stick.

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Couldn't find it, but I think the Zimmer
and Scooter do enough.

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Do enough?

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Oh, you think so, do you?

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Sit down.

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Huh? Sit down, take a seat.

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Pretend to be me.

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Hello, Mr Tucker. I see you've got a
mobility scooter outside.

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Uh, yeah.

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And, uh, how'd you get to it?

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Um, on my Zimmer frame. And how'd you
get your Zimmer frame?

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Well, I keep it by me.

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Yes, but what if, for example, you were
to fall asleep in your chair and a

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member of your family was to... Ooh.

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That's an innocent mistake.

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Could easily happen.

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Do you think you could reach it?

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No, I don't... Good, good. You fly, Mr
Tucker?

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Quite. You can't, sir. How would you get
to it, Mr Tucker? Don't lie to me now.

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You tell me the truth. How would you get
to it? Do not lie. How would you? All

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right, I walk. I walk to it.

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How's our social down the pan? Oh, God,
what have I done?

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I... I'm sorry, boy.

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I didn't like having to do that to you.

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But these people from work and pensions,
you know, they're not human.

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They haven't got feelings.

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They haven't got hearts.

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Now, if we show one chink in our armour,
they'll have us up there washing cars

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with those little Latvians in the Asda
car park. The poor bastards.

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A 5F in and out.

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A wet arse, frozen fingers all day. Do
you want that?

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No. So what are you going to do?

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I'm going to get you a walk -in stick.

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Plate's out. What's next?

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Get on with the buttering. I'll get the
balloons.

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Listen, Bobs, I know that Natalie's my
best friend and she's totally lush and

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everything. Right.

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But I want you to know that I think what
she's doing is wrong.

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Huh?

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Splitting up your family like this, even
if it is the best sex she's ever had.

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Well, she said that.

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Well, she said it was totally lush.

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I can imagine.

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But it doesn't seem right.

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And if you ever want to chat, I want you
to know that I'm here for both of you.

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I'm a really good listener.

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You're all right.

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Huh?

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I'm fine.

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Hey, I can't find the signal from Dr
Khaled. Now, without that, we're bigger

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than we've seen it.

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Ma 'am?

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We're not talking.

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Since when?

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Since I'm an embarrassment to you.

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Oh, get over it.

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Your own cow and mam, you potty -mouthed
geth. Hey, look, I need that now.

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This is going to affect us all, this is.

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Mam!

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Mam!

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What? What is this? Tell this lump of
lard I am not in charge of his

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Tell my mother she had a glass in a big
red folder.

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Tell him it's a purple folder and he can
stick it up his arse for all I care.

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Stop it!

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It's Shakira's big day today and you two
are not going to spoil it for her.

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Oh, that's fine. If you want to be
childish, write it down. That's

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fine.

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Thank you.

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I am not a baldy bastard.

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Stress, that is.

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That is stress.

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Please tell me where my letter is.

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24,

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25, 26, 27, 28. What are you doing?

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Oh, there should only be 30 to a plate.

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One, two, three. What are you doing
here?

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I thought you were working.

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You look lovely.

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Got us some panadoni.

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Yeah, I cancelled my appointment. I want
to do something nice for Shakira.

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All right, Lush.

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Ciao, Bobby.

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What's Alice in Wonderland doing here?

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Bobby? It's fine, Natalie.

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I'm fine.

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Just family, you said? No outsiders?

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I just want to make it a special day for
Shakira.

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Well, sod off back to Cardiff and it
will be.

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Try and express yourself without
swearing, Bobby. You know, I think

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it quite fulfilling.

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Oh, piss off.

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You two, cut it out.

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Boil this for her and I'll stick that
panettone with a sun -done shine for

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of you.

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Oh, that means cake.

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Delicious.

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There he goes again. Stop it.

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Both of you.

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You can either help out or ship out.

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Your choice.

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Good.

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Now get useful and blow them balloons
up.

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Hey, you're going to let me off this
party. No way. You're her grandpa, Glyn.

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She loves you.

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She thinks I'm an idiot. Did you know
that?

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No one is going to spoil this party for
her.

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No, no. The social economy up the
street. I cannot find the doctor's

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Take this to Murphy.

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Don't want him missing out.

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How did he get out of it?

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Don't spoil it now, Glyn.

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Ah, don't worry, Bobby.

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Size isn't everything.

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You two, enough.

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Get in the kitchen and finish the
sandwiches.

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No problem. Yeah, leave it to me.

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Can you help me find the mustard, Bobby?

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I like a thin layer on my ham.

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You be careful with that, bud.

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You don't want to blow your wig off.

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Oh, I like it hot.

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Me too.

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I'm a valley boy.

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I don't call it down with harm.

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Roberto, back on balloons.

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What the hell are you playing at?

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You want Nats back. You've got to show
her that you're the man.

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Not a big kid like him.

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Spooning Malta down, you want, do we?

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Got it?

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Put your tongue back in your head when
you're talking to me.

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It's not a good look.

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Better.

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When I was 14, skiing.

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13, robbing.

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Four years ago, I've been working in a
kibbutz.

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Three years ago, working in Porthcawl.

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Oi!

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It's an 11th birthday party, not a
pissing contest, boys.

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Yeah, put your shirt down, bud.

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You cover up too, Bobs.

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Trying to concentrate on my cupcakes
here.

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Oh, that looks nice, Peg.

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None for Glyn. Tell him. I found it. No
thanks to you. You two got to make it

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up, men. I got enough to put up with
with those two in the kitchen.

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That'll be Shakira. Quick.

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Aight. Quick.

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Aight. Aight, everyone, move.

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Come on. All right.

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Surprise!

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Aight. For Christ's sake, Billy.

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Quick, get back. Move, move, move.

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I don't want you to grow up.

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You're my special girl.

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I love you more than anything in the
world.

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Well, take the present. Here we are.

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Mine first, mine first.

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Yeah, get on with it, love.

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Yeah, what do you think?

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I'll let you know in six years when
they're grown to it.

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Fantastic. Right, that's me off, then.

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You don't stay for cake.

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I'll catch your balls off with a spoon.

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Right, anyone for cake?

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For a month o 'clock. He's not here,
Uncle.

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An adjustable spanner?

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Honestly, the bloke's a joke.

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Happy birthday, Pinchy. Best of.

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Hope you like it.

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Oh, thanks for better.

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Autumn!

255
00:15:10,670 --> 00:15:15,810
It's a 24 -carat Sicilian, so... Are you
next, Bobby?

256
00:15:16,570 --> 00:15:18,470
Huh? Well, you're present.

257
00:15:21,010 --> 00:15:22,770
It's not here yet. It's on its way.

258
00:15:23,210 --> 00:15:24,730
I'm just waiting for Clark to deliver
it.

259
00:15:24,970 --> 00:15:25,970
It's from Clark.

260
00:15:26,010 --> 00:15:27,010
You're kidding me.

261
00:15:27,070 --> 00:15:28,190
What is it, a workbench?

262
00:15:31,510 --> 00:15:32,510
I'll get it.

263
00:15:34,550 --> 00:15:35,790
Stop being a dickhead.

264
00:15:38,780 --> 00:15:42,460
Ah, hello. I wonder if you could help
me. I've been trying next door for a

265
00:15:42,460 --> 00:15:44,660
while. Have you seen them leave today?

266
00:15:45,180 --> 00:15:51,200
No. They're all in... In a party mood,
yeah?

267
00:15:52,800 --> 00:15:55,080
I mean, I wouldn't have heard them
anyway.

268
00:15:56,080 --> 00:15:57,180
I don't know them very well.

269
00:15:57,840 --> 00:16:01,020
I'm looking for a Glyn Tucker, you see.
Glyn Tucker, you see?

270
00:16:02,160 --> 00:16:03,180
What do you want him for?

271
00:16:08,400 --> 00:16:11,660
I don't think they could have gone very
far. I don't think Mr Tucker can get

272
00:16:11,660 --> 00:16:14,080
about these days. He's totally immobile.

273
00:16:22,560 --> 00:16:24,140
His son will have to look after him now.

274
00:16:25,120 --> 00:16:26,120
I've been there now.

275
00:16:26,840 --> 00:16:27,840
I hope so.

276
00:16:31,860 --> 00:16:33,440
Walk, walk, walk and speak.

277
00:16:34,980 --> 00:16:36,180
Why do you keep shouting?

278
00:16:36,420 --> 00:16:37,420
Do I?

279
00:16:40,300 --> 00:16:41,300
I work in a band.

280
00:16:42,320 --> 00:16:43,320
As a drummer.

281
00:16:44,020 --> 00:16:46,360
Do you mind if I ask your name, sir?

282
00:16:47,380 --> 00:16:48,380
Mine.

283
00:16:48,840 --> 00:16:50,300
Letter, letter, letter.

284
00:16:56,880 --> 00:16:58,860
Sorry, was someone knocking? I was
having a shit.

285
00:17:00,100 --> 00:17:01,100
Thanks for your time.

286
00:17:02,940 --> 00:17:05,180
We have an appointment at 3 .30.

287
00:17:05,560 --> 00:17:07,520
I'm Billy, Mr Tucker's carer.

288
00:17:08,450 --> 00:17:10,310
Sorry I said the word shit just now,
sir.

289
00:17:10,670 --> 00:17:12,329
I was actually just taking a poo.

290
00:17:13,190 --> 00:17:15,329
Anyway, thank goodness you're here.

291
00:17:15,829 --> 00:17:17,130
Please, come in.

292
00:17:19,210 --> 00:17:20,210
Thank you, neighbour.

293
00:17:21,630 --> 00:17:22,630
You're welcome.

294
00:17:26,390 --> 00:17:27,390
There he is.

295
00:17:28,290 --> 00:17:29,290
Dad?

296
00:17:29,630 --> 00:17:31,350
He's the nice man from the council.

297
00:17:32,410 --> 00:17:33,410
Sorry, sir.

298
00:17:33,470 --> 00:17:34,910
We're going to have to shut the front
door.

299
00:17:35,330 --> 00:17:36,550
He's no use to the daylight.

300
00:17:41,720 --> 00:17:42,820
Hello, Mr Tucker.

301
00:17:43,300 --> 00:17:46,280
I'm Mr Jarrett from the Department of
Work and Pensions.

302
00:17:46,600 --> 00:17:47,720
How are you today?

303
00:18:00,640 --> 00:18:02,520
He's as well as can be expected, sir.

304
00:18:02,780 --> 00:18:04,180
But he can't speak for himself?

305
00:18:05,420 --> 00:18:07,920
He's passed from all the coughing at
night, you see, sir.

306
00:18:08,240 --> 00:18:09,260
He's as weak as...

307
00:18:10,510 --> 00:18:11,550
A little getter.

308
00:18:13,710 --> 00:18:15,390
Please, take a seat, sir.

309
00:18:24,810 --> 00:18:26,790
Shouldn't we get him a handkerchief?

310
00:18:27,650 --> 00:18:29,710
Let's leave him. He likes to be
independent.

311
00:18:50,250 --> 00:18:51,250
Bourneville? No.

312
00:18:51,770 --> 00:18:56,550
The reason I am here is... What is it,
Dad?

313
00:19:00,370 --> 00:19:02,170
He gets so cold, you see, sir.

314
00:19:02,750 --> 00:19:04,850
No circulation because he doesn't move.

315
00:19:05,110 --> 00:19:06,950
How does he get to his scooter outside?

316
00:19:10,030 --> 00:19:11,030
With this, of course.

317
00:19:11,490 --> 00:19:12,810
He can't fly, can he?

318
00:19:14,590 --> 00:19:18,690
Anyway, the reason I'm here is that it
seems from your bank statements that you

319
00:19:18,690 --> 00:19:21,850
have a direct debit that comes out every
month, Mr Tucker.

320
00:19:23,170 --> 00:19:25,210
What if he does? To the Skittles Club.

321
00:19:26,110 --> 00:19:31,570
And when I checked with the Skittles
Club, they confirmed that a Mr G. Tucker

322
00:19:31,570 --> 00:19:32,570
a member.

323
00:19:33,390 --> 00:19:34,390
Oh.

324
00:19:36,570 --> 00:19:37,750
Why didn't you say?

325
00:19:38,710 --> 00:19:40,950
Well, Dad takes that out every month for
me.

326
00:19:42,170 --> 00:19:43,430
Or my birthday present.

327
00:19:44,530 --> 00:19:46,210
I'm Mr. B. Tucker.

328
00:19:46,470 --> 00:19:47,810
They must have missed you on the phone.

329
00:19:48,030 --> 00:19:50,310
It's been coming out for 25 years.

330
00:19:51,310 --> 00:19:52,310
Yeah.

331
00:19:52,770 --> 00:19:53,770
Yeah.

332
00:19:54,510 --> 00:19:56,170
Started when I was three.

333
00:19:59,510 --> 00:20:00,510
Love skittles me.

334
00:20:01,170 --> 00:20:02,870
I'll need to see your doctor's papers.

335
00:20:05,130 --> 00:20:06,970
It don't make happy reading, sir.

336
00:20:07,990 --> 00:20:12,050
Dr. Carlet says he's never seen a chest
like my father's. Has he, Dad?

337
00:20:15,500 --> 00:20:19,780
Oh, is he going to do that thing again
in his handkerchief?

338
00:20:20,080 --> 00:20:22,620
Oh, you should have seen what come off
his chest last night, sir.

339
00:20:23,400 --> 00:20:25,040
You could have hung wallpaper with it.

340
00:20:30,520 --> 00:20:32,440
Oh, I'm ready.

341
00:20:34,840 --> 00:20:36,060
Just thought this would help me a
little.

342
00:20:37,180 --> 00:20:38,180
What are you doing?

343
00:20:38,660 --> 00:20:40,340
Time to clean my father's haemorrhoids.

344
00:20:41,720 --> 00:20:44,300
It gets a bit messy, but you just relax.

345
00:20:44,940 --> 00:20:46,120
No. Right, Dad?

346
00:20:46,480 --> 00:20:47,480
On your knees?

347
00:20:47,520 --> 00:20:52,060
Your father is obviously a very unwell
man. This must be an administrative

348
00:20:52,060 --> 00:20:53,060
error.

349
00:20:54,240 --> 00:20:55,640
I'll see myself out.

350
00:20:59,580 --> 00:21:00,060
We

351
00:21:00,060 --> 00:21:09,120
did

352
00:21:09,120 --> 00:21:09,999
it.

353
00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:13,840
I know. We bloody did it. I know, I
know. We had it. We had it.

354
00:21:18,200 --> 00:21:22,280
Buddy, that was real. I rarely say this,
right? But I am proud of you.

355
00:21:22,840 --> 00:21:23,840
Bloody proud of you.

356
00:21:26,260 --> 00:21:27,260
You've never said it.

357
00:21:30,740 --> 00:21:32,920
Yeah, but I said it just now. I said it,
didn't I?

358
00:21:33,440 --> 00:21:34,860
Here. Come on.

359
00:21:35,380 --> 00:21:36,460
Hey. Here.

360
00:21:38,720 --> 00:21:45,220
All right, leave it now.

361
00:21:45,640 --> 00:21:46,379
Leave it.

362
00:21:46,380 --> 00:21:48,480
We are winners today.

363
00:21:49,360 --> 00:21:50,360
Parties!

364
00:21:55,040 --> 00:21:56,680
Where the hell is she being at present?

365
00:21:57,040 --> 00:21:58,520
I'm stuck in traffic.

366
00:21:59,020 --> 00:22:01,200
Well, step on it. I'm looking like a
right mug, yeah?

367
00:22:23,920 --> 00:22:24,619
Of course we did.

368
00:22:24,620 --> 00:22:25,620
We're the tuckers, aren't we?

369
00:22:25,760 --> 00:22:26,599
Well done, boy.

370
00:22:26,600 --> 00:22:27,600
Well done.

371
00:22:27,940 --> 00:22:29,020
Let me try a few gorgeous.

372
00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:31,000
Ike, Goldilocks.

373
00:22:31,540 --> 00:22:32,540
Out the way for a daddy.

374
00:22:54,700 --> 00:22:56,440
Sorry, I've got to get this.

375
00:23:04,140 --> 00:23:06,600
Come on, everybody.

376
00:23:06,860 --> 00:23:08,060
There you go, Prince Yvette.

377
00:23:08,760 --> 00:23:10,060
Party time. Let's celebrate.

378
00:23:13,540 --> 00:23:19,680
Could have bloody wrapped it.

379
00:23:20,040 --> 00:23:22,780
The name's Clock, not Santa. Bastard.
Closed.

380
00:23:24,240 --> 00:23:25,840
That's 40 quid, remember?

381
00:23:31,940 --> 00:23:33,340
Some bugger's on the rope.

382
00:23:51,880 --> 00:23:54,740
Your benefits will stop with immediate
effect.

383
00:23:56,800 --> 00:23:58,740
Good day, Mr. Tucker.

384
00:24:02,180 --> 00:24:05,700
You soppy, useless, fat git.

385
00:24:06,120 --> 00:24:07,280
Are we talking again, are we?

386
00:24:22,960 --> 00:24:23,960
What is it, Dad?

387
00:24:24,040 --> 00:24:26,700
It's nothing much, and I can take it
back if you don't like it.

388
00:24:33,660 --> 00:24:34,660
Oh, my God.

389
00:24:35,180 --> 00:24:36,640
Oh, my God! The snake!

390
00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:38,720
My very own snake at last!

391
00:24:39,540 --> 00:24:40,620
You're the best dad ever!

392
00:24:47,260 --> 00:24:48,880
You wait till I tell Rich Thomas.

393
00:24:52,780 --> 00:24:54,140
That was beautiful, Bobby.

394
00:24:56,700 --> 00:25:01,460
You know your daughter was really in her
heart, and

395
00:25:01,460 --> 00:25:05,500
that's very attractive.

396
00:25:07,080 --> 00:25:08,080
Huh?

397
00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:17,560
Nats might have chosen Roberto with his
great job and perfect smile, amazing

398
00:25:17,560 --> 00:25:21,120
hair, and Matthew. Yeah, all right. I
get your point.

399
00:25:22,640 --> 00:25:23,780
But I think she was wrong.

400
00:25:25,700 --> 00:25:27,520
Because I've been watching you, Bobby
Tucker.

401
00:25:29,940 --> 00:25:30,940
Why?

402
00:25:31,200 --> 00:25:33,680
It's not just the icing that makes a
cupcake less.

403
00:25:35,860 --> 00:25:37,780
It's the cake underneath as well.

404
00:25:38,900 --> 00:25:40,000
What cake are you on about?

405
00:25:40,440 --> 00:25:42,480
You only get one crack at life, Bobby.

406
00:25:42,780 --> 00:25:46,440
You have to forget what's behind you and
see what's in front of you.

407
00:25:46,780 --> 00:25:48,200
I've only just realised that.

408
00:25:55,690 --> 00:25:56,850
It's in your hand now.

409
00:25:59,210 --> 00:26:00,210
My little cupcake.

410
00:26:01,790 --> 00:26:02,790
Come and look at my sugars.

411
00:26:03,590 --> 00:26:06,250
For Christ's sake, Glenn, it's only a
snake.

412
00:26:06,630 --> 00:26:07,509
Yeah, exactly.

413
00:26:07,510 --> 00:26:10,110
It's a snake. That's my phobia. You all
know that.

414
00:26:10,330 --> 00:26:12,810
Do you want to hold him? Son of a... Go
back. Back.

415
00:26:13,310 --> 00:26:14,310
I tell you this now.

416
00:26:14,610 --> 00:26:15,610
I tell you all for nothing.

417
00:26:16,330 --> 00:26:18,710
Either that snake goes or I go.

418
00:26:20,710 --> 00:26:21,589
Right, John.

419
00:26:21,590 --> 00:26:22,770
Off you go, then.

420
00:26:23,030 --> 00:26:24,030
Late at that.

421
00:26:30,080 --> 00:26:33,840
I know and I'm going to call him now.

422
00:26:34,520 --> 00:26:35,520
Glenn.

423
00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:03,000
Night long.

424
00:27:22,520 --> 00:27:23,520
Night.

425
00:27:32,720 --> 00:27:33,880
Be back tomorrow with more stuff.

426
00:27:35,360 --> 00:27:36,360
Not long now.