1 00:01:12,506 --> 00:01:17,603 Dear Allen D. and Mrs. Easter. 2 00:01:17,812 --> 00:01:20,679 Dear William and Mrs. Breslow. 3 00:01:21,082 --> 00:01:25,576 Dear Nelson and Mrs. Winnie Mandela. 4 00:01:26,754 --> 00:01:32,192 Ladies and gentlemen, President of the United States and Mrs. Bush. 5 00:01:35,062 --> 00:01:39,294 All these people on the list, Barb. Everyone is here. 6 00:01:39,500 --> 00:01:42,936 Hi Peter. They let you out of the office early today. 7 00:01:43,137 --> 00:01:45,628 Jack, glad you could come. 8 00:01:45,873 --> 00:01:49,468 Hi. Get rid of that beard. I don't like that, too liberal. 9 00:01:49,677 --> 00:01:52,111 Hi, Frank. Trudy. 10 00:01:54,081 --> 00:01:57,050 Hi Peter. Glad you could come. i like your clothes 11 00:01:58,219 --> 00:02:00,312 Everyone is here. Commissioner. 12 00:02:00,521 --> 00:02:04,958 Thank you very much. Dr. Meinheimer, I'm glad you could come. 13 00:02:05,159 --> 00:02:07,627 I can't wait to hear your speech. 14 00:02:25,212 --> 00:02:28,648 The superwoman fell! Repeat, the great girl falls! 15 00:02:28,849 --> 00:02:32,012 - What happened? - Calm down, watch the table! 16 00:02:32,186 --> 00:02:33,380 Wait. 17 00:02:35,256 --> 00:02:38,783 - How are you dear? - I'm fine, I'm fine. 18 00:02:40,728 --> 00:02:43,993 Good. Please sit down. 19 00:02:44,198 --> 00:02:46,166 WELCOME. I'm glad you all could come. 20 00:02:47,401 --> 00:02:51,804 I'm glad we have so many talented guests tonight. 21 00:02:52,006 --> 00:02:54,440 This week we celebrate 22 00:02:54,642 --> 00:02:57,839 Law Enforcement Week across the country. 23 00:02:58,045 --> 00:03:01,112 So I want to renew the process again 24 00:03:01,115 --> 00:03:03,515 Our Washington DC Police Commissioner, 25 00:03:03,684 --> 00:03:07,711 Captain Annabelle Brumford. 26 00:03:07,922 --> 00:03:11,380 I want to introduce the most famous American. 27 00:03:11,592 --> 00:03:17,155 This week he was honored for killing the 1,000th drug dealer. 28 00:03:17,364 --> 00:03:22,666 Meet Lieutenant Frank Drebin of the Police Squad. 29 00:03:23,837 --> 00:03:29,006 To be honest, the last two I hit with a car. 30 00:03:29,076 --> 00:03:31,601 Luckily they are drug dealers. 31 00:03:31,812 --> 00:03:34,212 - Good. - All right! 32 00:03:36,116 --> 00:03:38,710 Thank you, Commissioner Brumford. 33 00:03:38,919 --> 00:03:42,821 I would now like to address my Chief of Staff, Mr. John Sununu, 34 00:03:43,023 --> 00:03:45,355 to introduce some special guests. 35 00:03:45,559 --> 00:03:49,859 Thank you. Mr. Speaker, tonight I am very pleased to welcome 36 00:03:50,064 --> 00:03:53,090 Our guests are from national labor suppliers. 37 00:03:53,334 --> 00:03:55,325 First, representing the oil industry, 38 00:03:55,569 --> 00:03:59,972 head of the Association of Petroleum Industry Leaders better known as SPIL, 39 00:04:00,207 --> 00:04:02,004 Mr. Terence Baggett. 40 00:04:03,277 --> 00:04:07,543 From the coal industry, the Chairman of the More Coal Supply Association, 41 00:04:07,748 --> 00:04:10,615 or ASAP, Mr. Donald Fenzwick. 42 00:04:10,784 --> 00:04:11,978 Thank you. 43 00:04:12,186 --> 00:04:14,017 From the nuclear industry, 44 00:04:14,221 --> 00:04:19,380 President of the Office of Human Primary Atomic Benefits, kaboom, 45 00:04:19,393 --> 00:04:21,293 Mr. Arthur Dunwell. 46 00:04:21,495 --> 00:04:23,963 As you know, for the past three years, 47 00:04:24,198 --> 00:04:27,929 this administration has tried to enact a National Energy Policy 48 00:04:28,168 --> 00:04:31,262 that will have a lasting impact on our lives. 49 00:04:31,505 --> 00:04:33,939 for the next term and beyond. 50 00:04:34,141 --> 00:04:36,735 To make sure the path we choose is the right one, 51 00:04:36,944 --> 00:04:42,007 The President has appointed as his top adviser in this field, 52 00:04:42,216 --> 00:04:44,684 Dr. Albert S. Meinheimer. 53 00:04:49,089 --> 00:04:53,219 As you already know, his reputation in this field is unmatched, 54 00:04:53,427 --> 00:04:56,692 and Dr. Meinheimer will present his recommendations 55 00:04:56,897 --> 00:05:00,663 for the Annual National Press Club. Dinner this Tuesday. 56 00:05:05,072 --> 00:05:06,505 Mr. President. 57 00:05:09,710 --> 00:05:13,771 I want you all here to be the first to know 58 00:05:13,981 --> 00:05:19,419 that I have decided as the basis of the entire administrative energy policy 59 00:05:19,586 --> 00:05:22,180 on the recommendation of Dr. Meinheimer. 60 00:05:23,257 --> 00:05:27,717 This issue is too important to leave to politics or special interests to decide. 61 00:05:27,928 --> 00:05:32,627 We need freedom and a source of information that is the basis for future action, 62 00:05:32,833 --> 00:05:36,894 and Dr. Meinheimer is a recognized expert in this field. 63 00:05:37,137 --> 00:05:41,938 Mr. President, if I may say, 64 00:05:42,142 --> 00:05:46,169 I hope Dr. Meinheimer will not be affected... 65 00:05:47,815 --> 00:05:51,307 ...influenced by one of the skilled groups. 66 00:05:51,485 --> 00:05:54,318 We all know Dr. Meinheimer's reputation. 67 00:05:54,521 --> 00:05:58,287 He is best qualified to explain his research methods. 68 00:06:00,361 --> 00:06:02,659 - Dr. Meinheimer. - the Old Woman fell again. 69 00:07:50,304 --> 00:07:53,239 This always happens every time I go shopping! 70 00:08:39,186 --> 00:08:42,383 - Jane... - Dr. Meinheimer. 71 00:08:43,223 --> 00:08:47,284 - you came home early. - And you came late. 72 00:08:47,494 --> 00:08:49,553 Sure, a beautiful girl like you. 73 00:08:49,763 --> 00:08:53,426 Can you think of anything better to do on a Saturday night? 74 00:08:53,667 --> 00:08:57,467 Sorry, I didn't mean to be honest. 75 00:08:58,505 --> 00:09:01,440 That's all true. Doctor, it's okay. 76 00:09:02,609 --> 00:09:06,705 you think about him again right? what is his name 77 00:09:06,914 --> 00:09:09,508 - Frank? - Yes. 78 00:09:09,683 --> 00:09:11,913 you can't forget it? 79 00:09:12,119 --> 00:09:14,610 - Who? - Frank. 80 00:09:15,455 --> 00:09:16,649 Oh yeah! 81 00:09:16,857 --> 00:09:20,452 Can't. .. I'm trying 82 00:09:20,661 --> 00:09:25,064 Only when men go far... 83 00:09:26,800 --> 00:09:29,928 But, you will not understand. 84 00:09:32,139 --> 00:09:36,269 Jane, you don't have to be too hard on yourself. 85 00:09:36,476 --> 00:09:39,639 You have done a great job in this Institute. 86 00:09:39,846 --> 00:09:43,145 You are the best Director of Public Relations we have ever had. 87 00:09:43,317 --> 00:09:46,218 Thank you Doctor, I try my best. 88 00:09:46,820 --> 00:09:50,347 But I see you here Every night at ten o'clock. 89 00:09:50,557 --> 00:09:56,359 You must forget the past. Go out, meet new people, have fun. 90 00:09:56,563 --> 00:09:59,054 Actually, there was someone I saw yesterday. 91 00:09:59,266 --> 00:10:01,826 I told him about the speech... 92 00:10:02,069 --> 00:10:05,334 - Good night. - Hello, Norm. 93 00:10:06,406 --> 00:10:09,341 i forgot How is dinner at the White House? 94 00:10:09,576 --> 00:10:14,343 Very good. The president promised to fulfill my proposal. 95 00:10:14,548 --> 00:10:18,617 Very nice! You must have talked about me last week? 96 00:10:18,685 --> 00:10:21,347 Every expression. I did it tonight 97 00:10:21,555 --> 00:10:25,082 But there are guests who make a mess until they don't hear me. 98 00:10:25,726 --> 00:10:29,560 Hey Al! Ken! Look at this. 99 00:10:29,763 --> 00:10:32,391 I found this in the trash. 100 00:10:34,534 --> 00:10:37,935 Hey, this watch is pretty good! 101 00:10:38,171 --> 00:10:41,106 I wonder why they threw it away. 102 00:10:41,341 --> 00:10:45,937 Maybe because it was four minutes late. Here, let me fix it. 103 00:10:47,180 --> 00:10:49,338 Already. 104 00:10:54,221 --> 00:10:57,782 My name is Sergeant Frank Drebin, Detective Lieutenant, Police Squad. 105 00:10:57,991 --> 00:11:02,719 I was washing my car when I heard a call. 106 00:11:02,729 --> 00:11:06,756 There was an explosion and I was on my way to advise the DC Police 107 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:10,766 as part of the President's "Operation Roundup Scum". 108 00:11:10,971 --> 00:11:14,031 - Ready? - Yes, pick it up. 109 00:11:14,274 --> 00:11:17,766 As police work, only occasionally 110 00:11:17,978 --> 00:11:20,606 nothing is enough to prepare you. 111 00:11:20,814 --> 00:11:24,716 I don't know how, maybe a madman, who hates himself so much, 112 00:11:24,885 --> 00:11:29,822 and maybe a few months late on the rent, finally cut off. 113 00:11:31,858 --> 00:11:35,191 - I'm glad you could come. - I got here as soon as possible. 114 00:11:35,395 --> 00:11:38,125 Congratulations, I understand that Edna is pregnant again. 115 00:11:38,331 --> 00:11:40,959 - Yes, and if I catch who did it... - Captain. 116 00:11:41,201 --> 00:11:45,001 They were already looking around the building. No tokens entered, no money lost. 117 00:11:45,205 --> 00:11:47,639 This is another blast. 118 00:11:47,874 --> 00:11:50,342 We are still trying to figure out what they are used for. 119 00:11:50,577 --> 00:11:53,637 - Are there other victims? - you're standing on it now. 120 00:11:53,847 --> 00:11:56,111 - Oh, so ... - Get him out of here. 121 00:11:56,283 --> 00:12:02,085 - This one is very disturbed. - Come on, Frank find another. 122 00:12:02,289 --> 00:12:06,020 - Any witnesses, Ed? - Yes, there is one. A woman. 123 00:12:06,226 --> 00:12:09,059 He saw a man before the explosion. 124 00:12:09,262 --> 00:12:13,062 - We should let Nordberg take care of it. - No, I'd better do it because it's still new. 125 00:12:13,300 --> 00:12:15,734 Not now. He passed out. 126 00:12:15,936 --> 00:12:19,303 He hit on the head. He looks so bad. 127 00:12:19,506 --> 00:12:21,337 - I'll take care of it. - Sir 128 00:12:21,541 --> 00:12:25,978 - Excuse me miss, I want to ask some questions. - Not that. 129 00:12:26,179 --> 00:12:29,410 He is being checked by our sketch artist. 130 00:12:33,653 --> 00:12:36,918 I can't believe it's him. It feels like a dream. 131 00:12:37,124 --> 00:12:40,855 But there it is, as I remember. 132 00:12:41,061 --> 00:12:43,962 Her delicate face is beautiful... 133 00:12:44,798 --> 00:12:49,895 ... and a body that can melt cheesecake from the next room. 134 00:12:50,137 --> 00:12:54,540 And the breasts that seem to say, "Hey, look here!" 135 00:12:58,145 --> 00:13:00,613 He brought you to your knees 136 00:13:00,814 --> 00:13:05,251 and thank goodness you are human. Yes... 137 00:13:05,418 --> 00:13:10,082 She reminds me of my mother 138 00:13:11,324 --> 00:13:16,091 Hurry up. you see her like she's your mother. 139 00:13:23,904 --> 00:13:29,433 - Frank. -Jane. I didn't know you lived here. 140 00:13:29,643 --> 00:13:32,237 I moved here two years ago. 141 00:13:33,680 --> 00:13:37,116 - What about the boys? - We have no children. 142 00:13:37,284 --> 00:13:39,013 Yes of course. 143 00:13:39,219 --> 00:13:42,711 - How was your prostate surgery? - Good. Like new. 144 00:13:42,923 --> 00:13:45,255 In fact, better than before. 145 00:13:45,458 --> 00:13:47,187 Listen, Frank... 146 00:13:47,394 --> 00:13:51,626 I know it's weird, but you're still not obsessed with our relationship, right? 147 00:13:51,832 --> 00:13:54,164 Obsessed? Who is obsessed? 148 00:13:54,401 --> 00:13:57,734 Because you pulled out of our marriage two years ago? i forgot 149 00:13:57,938 --> 00:14:00,702 Old story, like the Democratic Party. 150 00:14:00,907 --> 00:14:03,808 He cried. In church, crying like a baby. 151 00:14:04,010 --> 00:14:06,535 -Wait! - I need to go back to 13 Cuisinarts. 152 00:14:06,746 --> 00:14:09,271 - It's enough. - Just save it. 153 00:14:09,449 --> 00:14:12,748 Jane, there you are. Hello Jane. 154 00:14:12,953 --> 00:14:16,616 Dr. Meinheimer. Frank, this is Dr. Albert Meinheimer. 155 00:14:16,823 --> 00:14:20,156 - Don't stand, Nice to meet you. - Likewise, I'm sure. 156 00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:23,124 I think we met for dinner at the White House. 157 00:14:23,330 --> 00:14:26,788 He never forgets people's faces. He has a memory like a picture. 158 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:31,061 That's a terrible thing to happen. I hope you become a responsible person. 159 00:14:31,304 --> 00:14:35,400 Sorry I couldn't be more optimistic, but we have a long way to go. 160 00:14:35,609 --> 00:14:40,103 Like sex, an exhausting act that seems to go on forever, 161 00:14:40,313 --> 00:14:43,805 and just when you think everything is going smoothly, nothing happens. 162 00:14:43,984 --> 00:14:48,421 Jane, about the guy you saw last night... Anything would help. 163 00:14:48,622 --> 00:14:51,682 I give an explanation about the sketch. 164 00:14:55,061 --> 00:14:58,827 Uh...Ed! Enough, McTigue. 165 00:15:01,167 --> 00:15:05,365 We have to find another painter. The one who never splurges and spends alone. 166 00:15:05,605 --> 00:15:07,197 Well done, Sorenson! 167 00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:11,342 I want to see the whole Institute, if you don't mind? 168 00:15:11,544 --> 00:15:14,069 Of course. We need to start with the field of research. 169 00:15:14,281 --> 00:15:17,341 That's a good idea. It is a good way. 170 00:15:19,152 --> 00:15:22,212 What can you tell me about the man you saw yesterday? 171 00:15:22,422 --> 00:15:24,413 - He is white. - fair skin? 172 00:15:24,624 --> 00:15:28,856 Yes. you know, white people. With a mustache, about 6 foot 3. 173 00:15:29,062 --> 00:15:31,690 A very large mustache. What is this all about? 174 00:15:31,898 --> 00:15:34,230 This is our research lab. 175 00:15:34,467 --> 00:15:39,370 Test the temperature controlled by the machine below. 176 00:15:39,572 --> 00:15:44,236 Our scientists have spent years on this and are now starting to make discoveries. 177 00:15:44,444 --> 00:15:46,776 Today, we will combine two compounds... 178 00:15:51,384 --> 00:15:52,817 Oh, God! 179 00:15:53,019 --> 00:15:56,386 Thankfully the bomb didn't damage the research area. 180 00:15:56,589 --> 00:15:59,854 Yes, but I don't understand who would do such a thing. 181 00:16:00,060 --> 00:16:02,620 Jane, I think you should know something. 182 00:16:02,829 --> 00:16:05,195 -Jane, honey! -Quentins! 183 00:16:05,398 --> 00:16:09,391 Jane, are you ok? I am very worried about you. 184 00:16:09,636 --> 00:16:13,072 I'm fine, but I'm glad you're here. 185 00:16:14,641 --> 00:16:18,668 Forgive me! Frank, this is Quentin Hapsburg from Hexagon Oil Company. 186 00:16:18,878 --> 00:16:22,370 - Nice to meet you, Mr.. - Drebin. Frank Drebin. 187 00:16:22,582 --> 00:16:25,779 I think I'm using your (boyfriend's) toilet. 188 00:16:25,952 --> 00:16:28,614 I... I thought so too.. 189 00:16:28,822 --> 00:16:32,588 - Do you have anything to do with this Institute? - Not officially. 190 00:16:32,792 --> 00:16:36,284 But Jane and I have gotten to know each other lately. 191 00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:38,760 How are you my little cat? 192 00:16:40,767 --> 00:16:44,863 It's very good. I'm dating too. Good girl, a writer. 193 00:16:45,105 --> 00:16:48,336 Write a book about male sexual harassment you've probably read. 194 00:16:48,541 --> 00:16:50,668 - Excuse me? - Please... 195 00:16:50,877 --> 00:16:53,311 I am sure we can handle this situation well. 196 00:16:53,513 --> 00:16:55,981 the responsibility of adults like us. 197 00:16:56,149 --> 00:16:58,982 Mr. Poopy Pants right? 198 00:16:59,185 --> 00:17:00,880 - Enough! - Frank! 199 00:17:01,087 --> 00:17:03,920 Quentin, maybe you should go first. 200 00:17:04,124 --> 00:17:07,252 Whatever you want, my love. 201 00:17:08,228 --> 00:17:10,719 See you tonight... 202 00:18:21,134 --> 00:18:28,337 - What message, sir? - Give me the steamiest one here (strongest drink) 203 00:18:30,510 --> 00:18:34,378 - what about a Black Russian. - All right, sir. 204 00:18:45,291 --> 00:18:47,987 Franks. I thought you would be here. 205 00:18:48,194 --> 00:18:51,686 Ed, sit down. Let's remember the past 206 00:18:51,898 --> 00:18:54,731 You left before I could talk to you. 207 00:18:54,968 --> 00:19:00,497 Is it just an illusion or has the whole world gone mad? 208 00:19:00,740 --> 00:19:04,107 No, it's only a fraction of the population, Frank. 209 00:19:04,310 --> 00:19:10,715 I hope you're right. I just don't know if I'm still strong. 210 00:19:10,884 --> 00:19:14,411 you're still thinking about jane, aren't you? 211 00:19:14,621 --> 00:19:18,489 He's part of my life, Ed. and always. 212 00:19:18,691 --> 00:19:21,751 I always think of him. But it's over.. 213 00:19:21,961 --> 00:19:26,557 When he said, "Get out of my life forever," I knew it was over. 214 00:19:26,766 --> 00:19:29,701 Sometimes I think of you and Edna, and I envy you, 215 00:19:29,903 --> 00:19:35,569 because you have the same person every day for over 30 years. 216 00:19:35,775 --> 00:19:39,074 You wake up with him, eat with him, sleep with him... 217 00:19:39,279 --> 00:19:42,146 you have sex with the same woman 218 00:19:42,348 --> 00:19:47,183 you can spend every moment together, 219 00:19:47,353 --> 00:19:52,484 When I was in my 20s I just wanted sex that was cheaper and fun. 220 00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:55,354 With the girl who doesn't say no, who isn't enough. 221 00:19:55,562 --> 00:20:00,158 "Again, again, again! Now it's your turn to wear the cuffs." 222 00:20:04,771 --> 00:20:07,672 I just want to be loved, Ed. 223 00:20:08,841 --> 00:20:10,138 I'm sure you will find love. 224 00:20:10,210 --> 00:20:13,543 - I already have one. - It's from that girl. 225 00:20:19,419 --> 00:20:23,321 Get him, Frank. Go! 226 00:20:24,257 --> 00:20:26,851 See you tomorrow morning. 227 00:20:29,696 --> 00:20:32,221 - I'm sorry. - I'm sorry. 228 00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:34,994 Sorry. 229 00:20:37,337 --> 00:20:39,703 This is not easy to say. 230 00:20:39,906 --> 00:20:42,841 I'm lonely, I'm lost. I need someone by my side, to be loved. 231 00:20:43,076 --> 00:20:44,805 Frank! 232 00:20:46,112 --> 00:20:47,977 Here. 233 00:20:49,048 --> 00:20:50,379 Well... 234 00:20:55,221 --> 00:20:58,384 - what are you doing here? - I called your hotel but no one picked up. 235 00:20:58,591 --> 00:21:02,550 Then I tried to go to the police station. I thought maybe you would be here. 236 00:21:03,763 --> 00:21:08,200 - Good night, Sam. - Mr. Drebin. Jane. 237 00:21:08,434 --> 00:21:11,528 Nice to see good people. 238 00:21:11,771 --> 00:21:16,208 Sam, play our song. Once again. 239 00:21:16,442 --> 00:21:18,876 Of course. 240 00:21:20,947 --> 00:21:25,782 Ding dong, the witch is dead Which one is the old witch? The evil witch... 241 00:21:25,952 --> 00:21:30,821 Sam. That's enough. Play another. 242 00:21:31,024 --> 00:21:34,016 Old wounds can't go away right? 243 00:21:34,227 --> 00:21:36,661 You left my life, Without explanation... 244 00:21:36,863 --> 00:21:39,923 - you didn't receive my letter? - Everything. 245 00:21:40,133 --> 00:21:42,863 I didn't open it. I tore it up and burned it 246 00:21:43,102 --> 00:21:48,096 So you didn't pick up the $75,000 check your uncle left in his will? 247 00:21:48,341 --> 00:21:50,434 why are you here 248 00:21:50,643 --> 00:21:52,235 I remembered something about the crime. 249 00:21:52,312 --> 00:21:55,645 Outside the window, I saw a red van parked across the street. 250 00:21:56,816 --> 00:21:59,546 Red van? Thanks, that was very helpful. 251 00:21:59,752 --> 00:22:02,220 you have stated your part. you can go now, right? 252 00:22:02,422 --> 00:22:05,016 That's not why I'm here. 253 00:22:05,224 --> 00:22:08,352 - I want us to be friends. - Sure, guys... 254 00:22:08,561 --> 00:22:12,224 I thought if I cleaned your clothes, it would be your boyfriend Quentin. 255 00:22:12,432 --> 00:22:13,956 No use to you! 256 00:22:14,200 --> 00:22:17,260 I saw a kitten that still knows how to scratch. 257 00:22:25,278 --> 00:22:28,338 Sorry, I shouldn't have done that. 258 00:22:31,250 --> 00:22:34,879 We shouldn't be together. What you do is for police work. 259 00:22:35,088 --> 00:22:37,784 you are always busy maintaining the "end zone" layer. 260 00:22:37,990 --> 00:22:41,585 ozone layer! Frank, you never try to understand. 261 00:22:41,794 --> 00:22:43,921 How can you say that? 262 00:22:44,130 --> 00:22:48,430 Every moment I invest every penny to buy 1,000 hectares of forest in Brazil. 263 00:22:48,668 --> 00:22:51,836 Then when the forest is cut down we can build our dream house. 264 00:22:51,871 --> 00:22:53,930 Frank! How can you be so insensitive? 265 00:22:54,173 --> 00:22:58,234 Insensitive? You think it's easy to replace the tribes in the forest? 266 00:22:58,444 --> 00:23:03,143 - you should try it once in a while. - I better go. This is a mistake. 267 00:23:03,316 --> 00:23:07,616 I don't know why I came here. I hope you will have someone. 268 00:23:08,388 --> 00:23:12,017 I'm single! I like being single! 269 00:23:13,359 --> 00:23:17,796 I haven't had sex since I became a scout leader! 270 00:23:20,767 --> 00:23:25,170 I mean, at that time, I had been dating a lot. 271 00:23:35,381 --> 00:23:39,875 - Explosions will not work. - We have no choice. 272 00:23:40,052 --> 00:23:41,019 Look at this news. 273 00:23:42,221 --> 00:23:45,782 "The President gave Meinheimer a blank check at the Press Club Dinner." 274 00:23:45,992 --> 00:23:48,119 The speech is two days away. 275 00:23:48,327 --> 00:23:51,160 - Don't think I'm the only one who knows that? - We all know that. 276 00:23:51,364 --> 00:23:53,730 Brothers and sisters... 277 00:23:55,101 --> 00:23:58,434 I know you're all worried, and I agree. 278 00:23:58,638 --> 00:24:01,334 A lot to worry about. 279 00:24:01,541 --> 00:24:07,377 Like this solar power plant, it is already operating outside of Los Angeles. 280 00:24:07,580 --> 00:24:09,673 Photovoltaic cells. 281 00:24:09,849 --> 00:24:13,785 They convert sunlight into electricity. 282 00:24:13,986 --> 00:24:17,820 Fluorescent lights. ten times longer than a normal bulb. 283 00:24:18,024 --> 00:24:20,219 Just use a quarter of the power. 284 00:24:20,426 --> 00:24:25,193 Superwindows. They protect as well as ten sheets of glass. 285 00:24:25,398 --> 00:24:30,335 An electric, solar-powered car. 286 00:24:30,570 --> 00:24:33,300 But actually, gentlemen, 287 00:24:33,506 --> 00:24:36,942 I'm not worried about that. 288 00:24:37,176 --> 00:24:41,545 Because no one will know about them. 289 00:24:41,747 --> 00:24:45,774 - What about Meinheimer and his report? - He will tell the President. 290 00:24:45,952 --> 00:24:49,854 Good question. Why don't we ask him? 291 00:24:51,891 --> 00:24:54,689 - It was kidnapped! - Sad! 292 00:24:54,894 --> 00:25:00,093 - What about the speech on Tuesday? - Dr. Meinheimer will deliver his speech. 293 00:25:00,299 --> 00:25:05,965 "My view is that we should rely on coal, oil and nuclear energy." 294 00:25:06,205 --> 00:25:08,639 Our Dr. Meinheimer. 295 00:25:08,875 --> 00:25:11,435 - Oh, God! - Amazing! 296 00:25:11,511 --> 00:25:15,743 How's Earl Hacker, Jesse Helms' former art consultant? 297 00:25:18,050 --> 00:25:23,886 As I explained to Mr. Hapsburg, my payment was one million dollars, 298 00:25:24,090 --> 00:25:28,618 and, perhaps more and more, I deserve it. 299 00:25:28,828 --> 00:25:32,320 But you all have no choice. 300 00:25:35,635 --> 00:25:37,796 Isn't it? 301 00:25:45,811 --> 00:25:50,339 After a good night's sleep, I returned to the police headquarters. 302 00:25:50,516 --> 00:25:53,178 I think if I get involved in police work, 303 00:25:53,386 --> 00:25:56,378 I can handle Jane and maybe the work is in progress 304 00:25:56,589 --> 00:25:58,989 catch the killer before he strikes again. 305 00:25:59,191 --> 00:26:02,888 So far we have few hints and no real clues. 306 00:26:03,095 --> 00:26:06,258 I hope the lab boy gets something. 307 00:26:06,465 --> 00:26:07,659 close it! 308 00:26:07,900 --> 00:26:11,131 - Calm down. - Say your request. 309 00:26:12,939 --> 00:26:14,566 - Well done Frank. - What? 310 00:26:14,774 --> 00:26:18,175 Can you show us the results of the Research Institute? 311 00:26:18,377 --> 00:26:20,345 We couldn't get a clear fingerprint. 312 00:26:21,547 --> 00:26:24,675 but we found footprints outside the Institute. 313 00:26:24,850 --> 00:26:28,650 We make plaster molds. With size 91/2 D. 314 00:26:28,854 --> 00:26:31,880 We run a trail on it. But more interesting... 315 00:26:32,091 --> 00:26:34,958 We also found traces of these dinosaurs. 316 00:26:35,161 --> 00:26:39,188 - The largest discovery found from the Paleolithic period. - There are more? 317 00:26:39,398 --> 00:26:44,734 Yes, about 20 feet away we found an ancient log from Noah's ark. 318 00:26:44,937 --> 00:26:46,598 Regarding this case... 319 00:26:46,839 --> 00:26:49,967 I will leave Boston tomorrow and I will give a speech 320 00:26:50,176 --> 00:26:54,670 for the Archaeological Society of America. And I have an appointment at Geraldo's next week. 321 00:26:54,880 --> 00:26:57,940 you're going to go to geraldo for this? 322 00:26:58,117 --> 00:27:00,984 No, my wife is a diabolical transsexual. 323 00:27:01,187 --> 00:27:04,054 In the meantime, we will continue to analyze fingerprints. 324 00:27:04,256 --> 00:27:07,748 Birthmarks, DNA and hair samples. 325 00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:11,225 Then, use microscopic dirty blood on this effect, 326 00:27:11,430 --> 00:27:14,490 we will get a detailed geological report of the entire city. 327 00:27:14,734 --> 00:27:18,636 - We don't have much time. - Maybe this will help. 328 00:27:19,905 --> 00:27:23,534 We found this wallet on the sidewalk outside the Institute. 329 00:27:23,743 --> 00:27:28,942 We did not check thoroughly. It came from the lab. 330 00:27:29,115 --> 00:27:34,747 "Hector Savage". From Detroit. I remember this person. 331 00:27:34,954 --> 00:27:37,946 Former boxer. His real name is Joey Chicago. 332 00:27:38,157 --> 00:27:41,251 Yes. He wrestled under the name Kid Minneapolis. 333 00:27:41,460 --> 00:27:44,520 I saw the Minneapolis Kid fight once, in Cincinnati. 334 00:27:44,730 --> 00:27:47,198 No, it's the New York Kid. He fought in Philly. 335 00:27:47,400 --> 00:27:50,563 He was killed in the ring in Houston by Tex Colorado. 336 00:27:50,803 --> 00:27:53,738 - The Arizona Killer. - Yes, from Dakota. 337 00:27:53,939 --> 00:27:55,998 - Is it North or South? - North. 338 00:27:56,242 --> 00:27:59,109 South Dakota is his brother. From West Virginia. 339 00:27:59,245 --> 00:28:01,338 you know boxing.? 340 00:28:01,547 --> 00:28:03,515 All I know is: I never bet on white people. 341 00:28:04,684 --> 00:28:08,518 - Do you have an address? - This card says, "Monique De Carlo". 342 00:28:08,721 --> 00:28:11,349 "210 Bleckman Street." 343 00:28:11,557 --> 00:28:16,358 It is a red light district. I wonder why Savage is hanging out there. 344 00:28:16,562 --> 00:28:18,496 Sex, Frank? 345 00:28:19,732 --> 00:28:23,668 Not now, Ed. We have work to do. 346 00:28:26,038 --> 00:28:31,066 The address for De Carlo is in the town of Little Italy. 347 00:28:31,277 --> 00:28:35,680 We went there, hoping that would lead us to Hector Savage 348 00:28:35,881 --> 00:28:39,942 and give us clues to crack this case wide open. 349 00:28:42,655 --> 00:28:45,317 It is the police. you need to get rid of them. 350 00:28:45,524 --> 00:28:49,654 Okay, I'll take care of it. Hurry, hide underground. 351 00:28:49,862 --> 00:28:52,456 you will be safe there. 352 00:28:54,300 --> 00:28:56,165 - Ed. - Frank. 353 00:28:56,368 --> 00:28:58,029 - Red van, - Yes, I know. 354 00:28:58,270 --> 00:29:02,570 Jane said she saw a red van outside the building before the explosion. 355 00:29:02,775 --> 00:29:06,040 - Let's find him. - No, he is not self-employed. 356 00:29:06,245 --> 00:29:09,078 - Peep the van. Look where he goes. - Good thinking. 357 00:29:09,281 --> 00:29:11,647 - Nordberg! - It's okay. 358 00:29:15,187 --> 00:29:19,021 Lieutenant Frank Drebin, Police Squad. This is my Captain, Ed Hocken. 359 00:29:19,225 --> 00:29:23,093 - Is this breast shaking? - That's pretty amazing, huh... 360 00:29:23,295 --> 00:29:26,162 But we have to ask you a few questions. 361 00:29:33,139 --> 00:29:38,236 Listen. We're looking for Hector Savage. where is he 362 00:29:38,444 --> 00:29:40,537 Why do I have to tell you? 363 00:29:40,746 --> 00:29:43,681 Because I'm the last line of defense between bad jobs like this 364 00:29:43,849 --> 00:29:46,545 and good people in this city. 365 00:29:46,752 --> 00:29:54,557 Hi Frank. We have the D-83 suction and shaker machine made in Sweden that you ordered. 366 00:29:54,593 --> 00:29:56,060 It's for a gift. 367 00:30:13,379 --> 00:30:18,282 Frank, come here. Hurry up! That's Savage. he ran away 368 00:30:22,087 --> 00:30:24,351 What? Hey! 369 00:30:24,557 --> 00:30:28,357 Hey! Stop, stop! I'm a policeman! 370 00:30:29,762 --> 00:30:33,289 Let's go. But remember, don't let him see us. 371 00:30:34,133 --> 00:30:35,794 To the side! 372 00:30:37,870 --> 00:30:40,862 Nordberg's eavesdropping device is in operation. 373 00:30:41,106 --> 00:30:43,540 I'm not kidding! Stop! 374 00:30:45,778 --> 00:30:47,643 unfortunate! 375 00:30:48,747 --> 00:30:51,079 He changed direction. Stop. 376 00:30:51,851 --> 00:30:53,978 Oh no! 377 00:30:54,186 --> 00:30:56,746 - He's getting closer. - We'll see in a moment. 378 00:30:56,956 --> 00:30:58,355 Keep looking outside. 379 00:30:58,557 --> 00:31:00,047 Oh no! 380 00:31:01,327 --> 00:31:03,261 Look, he's so close now. 381 00:31:05,464 --> 00:31:07,557 Hit him. 382 00:31:07,800 --> 00:31:10,701 Please! Stop, stop! 383 00:31:27,653 --> 00:31:29,985 Franks, stop! 384 00:31:30,189 --> 00:31:34,489 Stop now! I'm fed up! I said stop! 385 00:31:45,004 --> 00:31:46,904 Please! 386 00:31:48,607 --> 00:31:50,768 Drebin, Police Squad. What do we get? 387 00:31:50,976 --> 00:31:54,571 This is such a tense situation. Savage hides in the house. 388 00:31:54,780 --> 00:31:58,546 - He said there was a hostage. - He's good at bluffing. are there many more? 389 00:31:58,717 --> 00:32:04,246 Yes. The red van was registered to Quentin Hapsburg. 390 00:32:06,458 --> 00:32:11,327 Well, it looks like the cows have gone home to their barns. 391 00:32:11,530 --> 00:32:13,555 How are you, police? 392 00:32:18,003 --> 00:32:18,970 Hey, stop shooting! 393 00:32:20,205 --> 00:32:22,639 Stop! Stop shooting! 394 00:32:25,577 --> 00:32:30,173 Stop shooting! Stop shooting! 395 00:32:31,216 --> 00:32:34,583 Okay, here's the speaker. 396 00:32:34,787 --> 00:32:37,085 This is Frank Drebin, Police Squad. 397 00:32:37,289 --> 00:32:41,555 Throw down your gun and come out with your hands up, 398 00:32:41,760 --> 00:32:45,992 or get out, then throw your weapon, whatever you want.. 399 00:32:46,198 --> 00:32:48,291 Remember two basic words: 400 00:32:48,534 --> 00:32:52,834 First, Weapons are dropped. Two, get out. 401 00:32:53,038 --> 00:32:58,169 you're trying to take me, Drebin! I have more if you want! 402 00:32:58,377 --> 00:33:01,835 - Looks like he holds all the cards. - Not all cards. 403 00:33:02,047 --> 00:33:03,378 How about this? 404 00:33:03,549 --> 00:33:06,347 you can't drive that tank! you haven't checked! 405 00:33:06,552 --> 00:33:09,578 Don't worry Ed! Keep him busy. 406 00:33:10,389 --> 00:33:12,755 Well, what do you want? 407 00:33:12,958 --> 00:33:16,860 I want the car in front. Something fun. Porsche. 408 00:33:17,062 --> 00:33:19,929 Then I want a plane ticket to Jamaica. And I want a nice hotel. 409 00:33:19,999 --> 00:33:21,694 Not a tourist spot. 410 00:33:22,935 --> 00:33:24,926 Something like their society and culture. 411 00:33:25,004 --> 00:33:28,633 We can't do that. We challenge your bluff. 412 00:33:29,842 --> 00:33:32,675 Now put your hands above your head and come out. 413 00:33:32,878 --> 00:33:36,473 We have surrounded you in front and ... hey! 414 00:33:37,683 --> 00:33:42,620 Frank, what are you doing? where do you want to go? Frank! 415 00:34:21,727 --> 00:34:24,423 Frank! Please! 416 00:34:44,216 --> 00:34:46,776 - Your jacket, sir? - Yes, that's right. 417 00:34:46,985 --> 00:34:49,886 And I have proof to prove it. 418 00:34:50,089 --> 00:34:53,081 - Call in, Commissar. - Thank you. 419 00:34:53,292 --> 00:34:55,726 forgive me 420 00:34:56,628 --> 00:34:58,095 From? 421 00:34:59,331 --> 00:35:01,765 what does it do? 422 00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:05,595 How many animals escaped? Oh God! 423 00:35:05,838 --> 00:35:09,740 Good evening, Commissioner. you are so beautiful tonight 424 00:35:09,975 --> 00:35:14,776 Do you know why this city was conquered by baboons? 425 00:35:14,980 --> 00:35:18,006 Well, isn't it one of the elections? 426 00:35:18,784 --> 00:35:20,775 forgive me 427 00:35:25,691 --> 00:35:31,254 Thank you all for attending the event dear Dr Meinheimer, 428 00:35:31,463 --> 00:35:35,160 tomorrow will tell the story of history. 429 00:35:39,738 --> 00:35:44,437 Together with the President, I promise to support his proposal, 430 00:35:44,643 --> 00:35:47,305 whatever they do. 431 00:35:54,353 --> 00:35:56,321 And now, please enjoy this evening. 432 00:35:57,523 --> 00:35:59,889 I'll see you later. 433 00:36:13,705 --> 00:36:15,696 may i interrupt 434 00:36:15,941 --> 00:36:18,569 - what are you doing here? - I enjoyed the party. 435 00:36:18,777 --> 00:36:22,645 - Why are you here? - I can sum it up in three words: 436 00:36:22,848 --> 00:36:27,581 "Quentin Habsburg." I have never liked him since I saw him. 437 00:36:27,753 --> 00:36:30,483 The man's underwear was as dirty as a coal miner in January. 438 00:36:30,689 --> 00:36:34,420 what happened to you He is kind, gentle, loving, 439 00:36:34,626 --> 00:36:39,723 who cares about unsuspecting people like I know. 440 00:36:39,932 --> 00:36:43,925 Ask him what that has to do with the van you saw the night of the explosion. 441 00:36:44,169 --> 00:36:45,136 I don't know what you are talking about. 442 00:36:46,371 --> 00:36:49,340 Ask him if he's friends with a bad guy named Hector Savage. 443 00:36:50,209 --> 00:36:54,810 later! you're just jealous seeing him with someone else 444 00:36:54,813 --> 00:36:57,211 understand and you can't. 445 00:36:57,282 --> 00:37:01,981 I hope Quentin is watching now, so he'll be jealous. 446 00:37:02,187 --> 00:37:05,953 And jealous men always make the wrong move. 447 00:37:06,158 --> 00:37:08,388 I hope! 448 00:37:45,430 --> 00:37:50,595 Mr. Drebin, Mr. Hapsburg wants you to come to his table. 449 00:37:58,510 --> 00:38:03,106 - Solitaire is a lonely man's game. - Lieutenant! 450 00:38:04,683 --> 00:38:08,312 I didn't know your name was on the guest list. 451 00:38:08,520 --> 00:38:13,685 Nothing to be ashamed of. I sometimes use my first name. 452 00:38:14,793 --> 00:38:18,593 A fun party. I see many faces I know. 453 00:38:20,866 --> 00:38:25,599 - Do you gamble, Lieutenant? - Every time I play. 454 00:38:27,773 --> 00:38:29,798 What will be, will be... 455 00:38:30,042 --> 00:38:33,705 - you speak french, don't you? - Unfortunately not. 456 00:38:33,912 --> 00:38:36,972 But I smell like that. 457 00:38:37,149 --> 00:38:39,674 Forgive me! you stand in front of me 458 00:38:39,885 --> 00:38:42,251 Dr. Meinheimer, do you remember Frank? 459 00:38:42,454 --> 00:38:47,357 - Uh... Mr... - Drebin, from the Police Squad. 460 00:38:47,559 --> 00:38:52,656 - you met him at the Institute. - Yes of course! Please sit down. 461 00:38:52,864 --> 00:38:55,332 Thank you, I had no intention of staying. 462 00:38:55,567 --> 00:38:58,593 Let's play another game. Who is this? 463 00:39:02,407 --> 00:39:04,602 - I don't know. - He is a naughty boy. 464 00:39:04,810 --> 00:39:09,076 He blew up buildings and drove a van registered in your name. 465 00:39:09,281 --> 00:39:13,445 We have many vans. One of them was stolen three days ago. 466 00:39:13,618 --> 00:39:16,178 Look, Lieutenant, I have nothing to hide. 467 00:39:16,388 --> 00:39:18,515 Maybe, but I'm warning you. 468 00:39:18,724 --> 00:39:22,785 If you sneeze, I'll be there to wipe your nose. 469 00:39:28,667 --> 00:39:33,730 Ladies and gentlemen, it's time for tonight's first Door Prize: 470 00:39:33,972 --> 00:39:38,739 free trip to Gilligan's Islands. 471 00:39:39,945 --> 00:39:45,542 And for the first raffle, we would like to ask our distinguished guests: 472 00:39:45,717 --> 00:39:49,050 Dr. Albert S. Meinheimer. 473 00:39:51,757 --> 00:39:54,749 - Let me help you. - That's not necessary. 474 00:39:54,960 --> 00:39:57,656 I don't understand what happened to Frank. 475 00:39:57,863 --> 00:40:00,957 I'm afraid it's a case of jealousy, dear. 476 00:40:01,166 --> 00:40:06,069 you will break all these teeth. We shouldn't reject him like this. 477 00:40:44,943 --> 00:40:48,936 - It's great. - That's right. 478 00:42:02,554 --> 00:42:04,044 - Frank? - Jane. 479 00:42:04,256 --> 00:42:08,158 I just want to say I'm sorry for what happened tonight. 480 00:42:08,360 --> 00:42:12,296 - Oh, Frank. - I need to talk to you. can i come in 481 00:42:12,497 --> 00:42:15,466 OK, but this place is bad. 482 00:42:16,701 --> 00:42:19,636 I'm making protein juice. you want 483 00:42:19,838 --> 00:42:22,329 No thanks. 484 00:42:22,574 --> 00:42:25,941 Are you sure? I tried a new recipe tonight. 485 00:42:26,144 --> 00:42:30,308 You know what Dr. Meinheimer will say at dinner tomorrow? 486 00:42:30,482 --> 00:42:34,441 Yes, he will support energy efficiency and new energy such as solar energy. 487 00:42:35,654 --> 00:42:39,454 - Who else knows? - Just me, And I told Quentin. 488 00:42:39,658 --> 00:42:44,118 And if the President supports efficiency and solar energy, 489 00:42:44,329 --> 00:42:46,854 who has the most to lose? 490 00:42:47,065 --> 00:42:48,032 Coal, oil and nuclear. 491 00:42:49,267 --> 00:42:54,671 - Frank! Frank! - One more question. 492 00:42:54,873 --> 00:42:58,036 you told me Dr. Meinheimer has a memory like a picture 493 00:42:58,243 --> 00:43:02,009 but tonight he never remembers meeting me. 494 00:43:02,213 --> 00:43:05,580 It's strange, but he's always been stressed lately. 495 00:43:05,750 --> 00:43:10,084 Does he have a sign? Scars, moles, tattoos, 496 00:43:10,288 --> 00:43:13,155 Webbed toes or 3 nostrils? 497 00:43:13,358 --> 00:43:17,761 She has a birthmark in the shape of the Whistling Mother on her right buttock. 498 00:43:17,963 --> 00:43:22,991 I see... Did you notice something different about him? 499 00:43:23,234 --> 00:43:28,604 He's a foot taller and looks left-handed now. 500 00:43:28,807 --> 00:43:31,367 Frank! What are you trying to tell me? 501 00:43:31,576 --> 00:43:34,909 Quentin has met Dr.'s twin. Meinheimer 502 00:43:35,113 --> 00:43:37,946 and tomorrow he will give a false report to the President? 503 00:43:38,116 --> 00:43:42,246 that's great. It is much better than what I thought. 504 00:43:42,454 --> 00:43:46,550 Stop it, this is ridiculous! Your jealousy has no end? 505 00:43:46,758 --> 00:43:49,158 Jane, you hurt me. 506 00:43:49,361 --> 00:43:51,886 - What else do you want from me? - Can I use the phone? 507 00:43:52,097 --> 00:43:54,395 - Local connection? - Yes. 508 00:43:54,599 --> 00:43:58,035 Sorry, I have to take a shower. 509 00:43:58,269 --> 00:44:03,104 Phone in another room. you can go out alone, goodbye. 510 00:44:19,758 --> 00:44:22,591 Call me Captain Ed Hocken. 511 00:44:30,869 --> 00:44:35,465 Ed, I have something great. I need you and Nordberg tomorrow. 512 00:44:35,707 --> 00:44:38,437 What is he doing in Detroit? 513 00:44:38,643 --> 00:44:41,111 Send him plane fare and new pants. 514 00:46:26,050 --> 00:46:27,847 Frank! 515 00:47:16,668 --> 00:47:19,603 As I thought. 516 00:47:20,538 --> 00:47:23,336 Come on, put your feet up. 517 00:47:55,540 --> 00:47:56,837 Jane... 518 00:47:57,041 --> 00:48:00,135 Why did the water stop? 519 00:48:00,345 --> 00:48:01,539 Jane! 520 00:48:04,482 --> 00:48:05,881 Frank! 521 00:48:07,018 --> 00:48:09,452 I'm so scared! 522 00:48:10,488 --> 00:48:13,924 - What's going on out there? - Don't worry. 523 00:48:14,125 --> 00:48:18,221 If I were you, I wouldn't leave until they cleaned the carpet. 524 00:48:18,429 --> 00:48:23,093 - Who wants to kill you? - Before tonight, only the cable company. 525 00:48:23,334 --> 00:48:28,829 Now I think it was one of the Hapsburg thugs 526 00:48:32,243 --> 00:48:36,236 Oh, Frank! I feel like an idiot. 527 00:48:37,148 --> 00:48:40,777 - I shouldn't doubt you. - Calm down... 528 00:48:40,985 --> 00:48:45,354 you never know the person you love is a serial killer. 529 00:48:45,556 --> 00:48:47,524 Oh, Frank! We need to help Dr. Meinheimer. 530 00:48:48,726 --> 00:48:50,853 - He's in danger. - Yes. 531 00:48:51,062 --> 00:48:53,690 Maybe they will torture him, then kill him. 532 00:48:53,898 --> 00:48:55,490 This is all my fault! 533 00:48:55,700 --> 00:49:00,132 They would start by tearing off his toenails, and pulling out his nose hair. 534 00:49:00,171 --> 00:49:02,605 Oh no! What are we going to do? 535 00:49:02,840 --> 00:49:06,674 If my guess is right, they keep hostages here. 536 00:49:06,878 --> 00:49:10,314 - At Home Club? - What? No! 537 00:49:10,481 --> 00:49:14,383 In that warehouse, I have to go help him. 538 00:49:14,585 --> 00:49:18,077 - will you be careful? - Of course. 539 00:49:19,958 --> 00:49:22,119 i will... 540 00:49:23,194 --> 00:49:26,186 I think I better go. 541 00:49:27,031 --> 00:49:30,967 I promised Nordberg that we would have an event night. 542 00:49:35,106 --> 00:49:37,700 I can't take it anymore! 543 00:49:37,909 --> 00:49:43,973 I ran away from you once. I can't do it anymore. will you stay with me Please? 544 00:52:50,401 --> 00:52:53,336 Frank, we have no business doing this. 545 00:52:53,571 --> 00:52:56,062 We only have a dock card and your feelings. 546 00:52:56,307 --> 00:53:02,075 The Hapsburg family had many collared shirts, imported clothing. 547 00:53:06,217 --> 00:53:11,376 It was a perfect day. This fog will keep us from the Hapsburg barn. 548 00:53:11,389 --> 00:53:15,382 It's not fog. Engine Number Two caught fire. They put it outside. 549 00:53:15,593 --> 00:53:18,027 Let's run this one more time. 550 00:53:18,229 --> 00:53:22,359 At 3:15 a.m., Nordberg will cut the power, turn off the alarm. 551 00:53:22,600 --> 00:53:23,760 Yes. That's right. 552 00:53:24,001 --> 00:53:26,026 - Nordberg. - Do it. 553 00:53:26,270 --> 00:53:29,296 I'll be in the van waiting for your signal. 554 00:53:29,540 --> 00:53:32,065 Yes. That's right. 555 00:53:32,276 --> 00:53:36,736 When you hear me say, "I like", you enter 556 00:53:36,914 --> 00:53:38,905 - Good. - Ready, Frank? 557 00:53:48,226 --> 00:53:50,217 The water is there. 558 00:53:55,366 --> 00:53:57,960 Number one Hexagon Oil ad. 559 00:54:00,004 --> 00:54:03,838 Operating a large tanker today is a big responsibility. 560 00:54:04,041 --> 00:54:07,442 That's why the Tanker Captain Training School is here. 561 00:54:07,678 --> 00:54:11,273 562 00:54:11,449 --> 00:54:13,610 Through a difficult process of elimination. 563 00:54:13,818 --> 00:54:17,049 we weed out those of poor quality for day-to-day operations 564 00:54:17,255 --> 00:54:20,190 of 500,000 ton single-hull Super tankers. 565 00:54:20,391 --> 00:54:22,689 Only the best are given instructions 566 00:54:22,893 --> 00:54:26,989 Ecological development is basically a ticking time bomb. 567 00:54:38,843 --> 00:54:40,276 Advertisement number two. 568 00:54:41,746 --> 00:54:44,544 I really like it! 569 00:54:45,516 --> 00:54:48,110 One day later, 570 00:54:48,319 --> 00:54:52,847 the sun may be able to provide all our energy needs. 571 00:54:53,057 --> 00:54:55,548 But now, it gives us a good feeling 572 00:54:55,760 --> 00:54:59,753 to know that our homes are powered by nuclear power. 573 00:54:59,964 --> 00:55:02,592 I know what you're thinking, but we're not worried. 574 00:55:02,800 --> 00:55:05,496 We know nuclear energy is safe. 575 00:55:05,736 --> 00:55:09,900 In fact, we consider them friendly neighbors. 576 00:55:10,107 --> 00:55:13,838 But remember, our friends cannot always exist without subsidies from the government. 577 00:55:14,045 --> 00:55:17,310 So tell your congressman to defend the government dollar 578 00:55:17,481 --> 00:55:19,949 for nuclear energy. 579 00:55:25,423 --> 00:55:27,721 I have to find another way, Ed. 580 00:55:27,925 --> 00:55:31,053 They have killer dogs here. did you hear me 581 00:55:31,262 --> 00:55:33,924 Loud and clear. Nordberg, how are we doing? 582 00:55:35,232 --> 00:55:37,894 We are at our destination. 583 00:55:41,105 --> 00:55:43,573 Ed, I'll try on the roof. 584 00:55:48,813 --> 00:55:50,838 I will try again. 585 00:56:33,190 --> 00:56:35,317 - Cut the power cord. - Good. 586 00:56:38,863 --> 00:56:40,387 Please! 587 00:56:40,598 --> 00:56:44,625 Come in, Nordberg. Frank, wait. We have a problem. 588 00:56:56,180 --> 00:56:59,240 Lieutenant Drebin. 589 00:56:59,884 --> 00:57:03,547 You should have died yesterday. 590 00:57:04,388 --> 00:57:08,882 But now I think I'd rather do it myself. 591 00:57:09,093 --> 00:57:12,256 It will be slower and more painful. 592 00:57:17,134 --> 00:57:20,626 - What is this smell? - It smells like me. 593 00:57:20,871 --> 00:57:24,773 I'm swimming in sewage. i like it 594 00:57:26,177 --> 00:57:27,542 i love it! 595 00:57:27,745 --> 00:57:30,578 That's the sign, let's go. 596 00:57:32,983 --> 00:57:35,281 It's stuck. help me 597 00:57:35,486 --> 00:57:38,046 Ed, help me! Ed! 598 00:57:38,923 --> 00:57:39,890 Search him. 599 00:57:45,162 --> 00:57:47,255 i love it! 600 00:57:51,569 --> 00:57:53,628 He has a picker! 601 00:57:55,372 --> 00:57:57,533 Tie him up! 602 00:57:57,741 --> 00:58:00,767 you will not miss it, Hapsburg. 603 00:58:00,978 --> 00:58:04,812 - Whatever... - Alright, I'll show you. 604 00:58:04,982 --> 00:58:09,043 Let me introduce you to some people. 605 00:58:09,253 --> 00:58:15,089 Of course, you know Dr. Meinheimer. And you've met Earl Hacker. 606 00:58:15,292 --> 00:58:18,284 Why are you stupid... 607 00:58:18,496 --> 00:58:20,464 And then I want you to meet the Redmans. 608 00:58:22,700 --> 00:58:25,225 Weekend guests from out of town. 609 00:58:26,070 --> 00:58:29,733 We're going to the Press Supper Club. Make sure nothing happens to Drebin 610 00:58:29,940 --> 00:58:30,907 until I come back 611 00:58:32,142 --> 00:58:37,205 Then I want to please myself to kill you. 612 00:58:37,381 --> 00:58:39,679 613 00:58:44,321 --> 00:58:47,085 See you after that speech, Lieutenant. 614 01:00:18,916 --> 01:00:21,248 - Shut up! 615 01:00:21,452 --> 01:00:23,044 Don't move! 616 01:00:24,989 --> 01:00:28,322 Oh God! Look what they did to Dr. Meinheimer. 617 01:00:29,693 --> 01:00:32,287 Are you well, Dr. Meinheimer? 618 01:00:34,465 --> 01:00:37,628 It's okay. Don't try to talk. 619 01:00:39,870 --> 01:00:43,897 I can't take it anymore. 620 01:00:44,141 --> 01:00:47,167 Trash like you makes me sick! 621 01:00:47,378 --> 01:00:48,868 - Ed... - OK? 622 01:00:49,046 --> 01:00:54,484 Now I'm just a civilian. Just between you and me. 623 01:00:55,319 --> 01:00:57,082 - Hands and arms. - Ed... 624 01:00:57,287 --> 01:01:00,586 I will teach you how to hit people! 625 01:01:07,364 --> 01:01:09,662 Okay, that's enough! 626 01:01:09,900 --> 01:01:13,597 Captain please. We have to go to that place for dinner. 627 01:01:21,512 --> 01:01:23,412 Any predictions, Mr. Sununu? 628 01:01:23,580 --> 01:01:27,141 There will be no surprises in Dr. Meinheimer's speech. 629 01:01:27,351 --> 01:01:31,048 He will recommend that the President continue our oil exploration, 630 01:01:31,288 --> 01:01:35,224 and excess spending on subsidized nuclear power as I have suggested. 631 01:01:35,426 --> 01:01:40,063 We'll talk more about dinner and an update on escaped zoo animals. 632 01:01:40,064 --> 01:01:45,161 Tonight is the most important night in my career. We can't be wrong. 633 01:01:45,402 --> 01:01:48,701 If you see Drebin or any other Police Squad in this place, 634 01:01:48,906 --> 01:01:51,136 I want them to be noticed. 635 01:01:53,777 --> 01:01:56,712 I told Jane to meet us at the back entrance of the hotel. 636 01:01:56,880 --> 01:01:59,075 - Where is that? - In the back. 637 01:01:59,283 --> 01:02:01,444 He will open the door at 7:30. 638 01:02:01,652 --> 01:02:05,349 - What about the Habsburg family? - I hope Jane can stay away from him. 639 01:02:05,556 --> 01:02:07,547 Let's go. 640 01:02:23,006 --> 01:02:25,566 Why, Jane! 641 01:02:25,776 --> 01:02:29,507 what are you doing here? Party inside. 642 01:02:29,680 --> 01:02:33,639 Quentins! I'm just looking for fresh air. 643 01:02:38,222 --> 01:02:41,350 I grew up on Lake Erie. That's normal.. 644 01:02:41,558 --> 01:02:43,992 Well, I'm sure... 645 01:02:44,194 --> 01:02:49,188 But how lucky I am to meet you. Now you can join me at the table. 646 01:02:59,843 --> 01:03:03,870 Jane! Something must have happened to Jane. 647 01:03:04,047 --> 01:03:06,914 Bernardo, did you get the key? 648 01:03:08,719 --> 01:03:12,177 I have a better idea. Follow me! 649 01:03:12,389 --> 01:03:16,689 Attention all 650 01:03:16,894 --> 01:03:19,658 A thousand points of light, a thousand points of light. 651 01:03:19,863 --> 01:03:24,800 Depression... bad. Recovery ... good. Yes, I think that's enough. 652 01:03:25,035 --> 01:03:29,904 Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States. 653 01:04:32,636 --> 01:04:34,695 We better move. 654 01:04:34,938 --> 01:04:39,341 Yes, I was thinking of something more agile, like Guantanamera. 655 01:04:39,576 --> 01:04:43,569 No, I mean Hacker! He was ready to give a speech. 656 01:04:43,747 --> 01:04:49,185 That's right! I will bypass Hacker. you asked Dr. Meinheimer to prepare his speech. 657 01:05:06,136 --> 01:05:09,469 Cheers! again! 658 01:05:17,447 --> 01:05:19,244 Ladies and gentlemen... 659 01:05:19,449 --> 01:05:22,009 - Dr. Meinheimer. - Yeah? 660 01:05:22,219 --> 01:05:25,552 - Or should I contact Hacker? -Drebin! 661 01:05:29,126 --> 01:05:32,220 Look what he did to the man in the wheelchair! 662 01:05:32,429 --> 01:05:36,661 - Can anyone help? - Come on, let's hit him! 663 01:05:36,900 --> 01:05:40,301 - Let him go! - Beat a man in a wheelchair, huh? 664 01:05:40,537 --> 01:05:44,268 - We should give him first aid. - Just sit down, sir. 665 01:05:45,676 --> 01:05:47,371 Thank you. 666 01:05:47,577 --> 01:05:53,106 I am happy and honored to be with you tonight at this historic event. 667 01:05:53,283 --> 01:05:57,014 Tonight, Dr. Meinheimer, looking into the future, 668 01:05:57,220 --> 01:06:00,883 there is no denying how dependent we are on foreign oil 669 01:06:01,091 --> 01:06:03,616 have given a budget. 670 01:06:03,827 --> 01:06:08,321 A lot of cuts have to be made and half the people will be affected. 671 01:06:08,532 --> 01:06:11,831 But we will continue to cut until we get it. 672 01:06:12,069 --> 01:06:15,368 That is the only way we will be able to move forward. 673 01:06:15,572 --> 01:06:19,770 Now I present to you Dr. Albert S. Meinheimer. 674 01:06:35,092 --> 01:06:38,084 Oh God! He can walk! 675 01:06:38,295 --> 01:06:40,729 He can walk! It is a miracle! 676 01:06:44,167 --> 01:06:46,158 I can walk! 677 01:06:47,371 --> 01:06:49,737 Get away from me, idiot! 678 01:06:52,342 --> 01:06:55,470 Hey, come back here! 679 01:06:55,679 --> 01:07:00,673 Everything looks good now, without further ado, 680 01:07:00,851 --> 01:07:04,878 I present to you, once again, a person who needs to be introduced again, 681 01:07:05,088 --> 01:07:09,684 Dr. Dear Albert S. Meinheimer, 682 01:07:22,739 --> 01:07:23,706 Wait! Wait a minute! 683 01:07:25,675 --> 01:07:28,109 - Don't listen to him. He's a liar! - No! 684 01:07:28,311 --> 01:07:31,246 - I can prove it! - What are you doing? 685 01:07:31,415 --> 01:07:33,713 The real Dr. Meinheimer has a birthmark 686 01:07:33,917 --> 01:07:35,885 in the form of whistling Mother here! 687 01:07:43,760 --> 01:07:48,094 Obviously fake. We will see! 688 01:07:50,534 --> 01:07:51,694 Drebin! 689 01:08:08,885 --> 01:08:13,913 Wait! Frank is right. There's a trickster in this room, 690 01:08:14,124 --> 01:08:16,649 but this man! 691 01:08:17,561 --> 01:08:22,828 And he gave us this signature confession involving that person! 692 01:08:26,837 --> 01:08:28,771 No no no... 693 01:08:29,739 --> 01:08:32,139 The man- Quentin Hapsburg. 694 01:08:34,778 --> 01:08:37,770 - They're gone! - Let's go! 695 01:08:45,822 --> 01:08:48,120 - Let me go! - Roof. 696 01:08:49,092 --> 01:08:52,528 Come on, Frank, hurry! Come on! 697 01:09:00,704 --> 01:09:03,229 Tonight, I plan to share my report with you. 698 01:09:03,473 --> 01:09:05,771 about our needs for the country 699 01:09:05,976 --> 01:09:11,471 based on energy efficiency and clean and renewable energy sources. 700 01:09:17,154 --> 01:09:18,746 There! 701 01:09:22,726 --> 01:09:24,853 Take cover! 702 01:10:07,804 --> 01:10:11,672 Nordberg! Protect me, I'm going in! 703 01:10:39,803 --> 01:10:44,240 Good. where are the hapsburgs? 704 01:10:45,208 --> 01:10:47,642 - Where did you get hit? - Not that. 705 01:10:47,844 --> 01:10:51,041 - you stepped on my crotch - Oh, sorry. 706 01:10:51,214 --> 01:10:53,876 - Where is he? - you're too late. 707 01:10:54,718 --> 01:10:57,482 The Hapsburgs have a Plan B in.. 708 01:10:57,687 --> 01:11:00,053 ... you.. you.. 709 01:11:01,057 --> 01:11:04,220 Where? Good. 710 01:11:04,427 --> 01:11:07,123 Who else is dying? 711 01:11:12,335 --> 01:11:14,963 - Speak! - you're too late, Drebin. 712 01:11:15,205 --> 01:11:17,969 - He already said that. - Where did he go? 713 01:11:18,174 --> 01:11:21,405 "The Hapsburgs have a Plan B in.." 714 01:11:21,611 --> 01:11:25,547 Oh yes. The Hapsburgs have a Plan B in.. 715 01:11:25,715 --> 01:11:28,411 ... at.. - Where? 716 01:11:28,618 --> 01:11:31,951 where? Say, you're a bloody piece of garbage that's about to die. 717 01:11:32,155 --> 01:11:35,613 Boy, if that's your attitude, forget it! 718 01:11:39,129 --> 01:11:41,757 I'm here, Drebin. 719 01:11:44,768 --> 01:11:47,259 Drop your weapon, Lieutenant. 720 01:11:50,640 --> 01:11:54,371 I believe you are asking about Plan B. 721 01:11:55,111 --> 01:11:58,547 That's where we detonated this little nuke. 722 01:11:58,715 --> 01:12:02,151 Dr. Meinheimer can say all he wants. 723 01:12:02,352 --> 01:12:04,718 No one will live for. 724 01:12:04,921 --> 01:12:06,980 The explosion sequence is activated. 725 01:12:07,190 --> 01:12:10,523 I'm the only one who knows the cancel code. 726 01:12:10,727 --> 01:12:13,924 In ten minutes, the building and everyone inside 727 01:12:14,130 --> 01:12:16,621 will become a pile of rubble. 728 01:12:16,833 --> 01:12:19,631 I'll be safe in my helicopter. 729 01:12:19,869 --> 01:12:23,669 The next day, I will go rhino hunting in Botswana. 730 01:12:23,873 --> 01:12:26,034 What do you think about it? 731 01:12:26,242 --> 01:12:30,679 you must look very angry 732 01:12:30,847 --> 01:12:34,248 I don't care what you think. you won't get out of here 733 01:12:34,451 --> 01:12:38,046 Please! Threaten me like you run America. 734 01:12:38,254 --> 01:12:41,189 But it won't work this time. Your piece is broken, 735 01:12:41,391 --> 01:12:46,090 like the person who named all 50 states. The truth hurts, isn't it? 736 01:12:46,296 --> 01:12:49,857 Maybe not as good as a bicycle jump with a missing seat, 737 01:12:50,100 --> 01:12:51,397 but sick 738 01:12:51,634 --> 01:12:55,593 That's as much as you think, Drebin. Any last requests, Lieutenant? 739 01:12:56,840 --> 01:12:59,502 yes. Can you lend me a gun? 740 01:13:00,744 --> 01:13:04,407 Oh no. I will not be fooled by that. 741 01:13:04,581 --> 01:13:06,674 Not so fast! 742 01:13:21,931 --> 01:13:24,422 Six minutes blew up. 743 01:13:25,135 --> 01:13:28,935 - Well, say it! Give me the original code. - OK, I'll say it. 744 01:13:29,139 --> 01:13:31,733 - Six numbers - 2, 1, 7... - here I come, Frank! 745 01:13:36,179 --> 01:13:37,771 Thank you very much. 746 01:13:54,330 --> 01:13:56,821 - Are you okay? - I'm fine. you? 747 01:13:57,033 --> 01:14:01,902 Yes, unless we can get this computer, the building will explode. 748 01:14:02,105 --> 01:14:04,539 We must warn everyone. 749 01:14:04,774 --> 01:14:10,406 - Jane, you better go. - No, Frank. I will be here with you. 750 01:14:10,580 --> 01:14:12,013 But Jane... 751 01:14:12,215 --> 01:14:17,584 If it explodes, I want to be here with you. 752 01:14:18,354 --> 01:14:23,548 Jane, I promise if we get out of here alive, 753 01:14:23,560 --> 01:14:27,496 I won't let police work interfere with our love anymore. 754 01:14:28,498 --> 01:14:30,796 Frank. Frank! 755 01:14:31,868 --> 01:14:34,393 The bomb. Let's go, Nordberg. 756 01:14:34,637 --> 01:14:37,037 Four minutes to blast. 757 01:14:37,707 --> 01:14:41,108 - What will we do? - Try reading the manual. 758 01:14:41,311 --> 01:14:47,341 See here... "To reset the code explosion, press the pound sign." 759 01:14:48,751 --> 01:14:52,482 Counting speed has been increased. 760 01:14:52,689 --> 01:14:55,385 The explosion is now in two minutes. 761 01:14:55,592 --> 01:15:00,962 So instead of spending 2.5 billion dollars 762 01:15:01,164 --> 01:15:05,032 researchers on nuclear waste disposal, 763 01:15:05,268 --> 01:15:09,534 The Federal Government, only spent 500 million dollars, 764 01:15:09,739 --> 01:15:12,936 or the price of one B-1 bomb, 765 01:15:13,142 --> 01:15:18,876 can reduce the price of solar panels by 90%. 766 01:15:19,048 --> 01:15:23,246 As Albert Einstein once said... 767 01:15:23,453 --> 01:15:26,354 Wake up, wake up! 768 01:15:26,556 --> 01:15:29,184 Wake up, the place is about to explode! 769 01:15:32,295 --> 01:15:34,559 I will turn on the light. 770 01:15:36,132 --> 01:15:39,898 To unravel the 102 points... 771 01:15:40,136 --> 01:15:42,570 Read this. This is an emergency. 772 01:15:45,675 --> 01:15:49,133 "His hands are strong and manly 773 01:15:49,345 --> 01:15:54,510 "Feeling every crevice of her womanhood, 774 01:15:55,919 --> 01:15:59,946 "Their bodies writhed in a sensual rhythm 775 01:16:00,156 --> 01:16:03,922 while holding out his head. 776 01:16:04,127 --> 01:16:07,290 "Into the quivering mound in love pudding." 777 01:16:07,497 --> 01:16:12,230 Listen, calmly I want everyone to go to the exit. 778 01:16:12,468 --> 01:16:17,701 Like that,. No one is running.. 779 01:16:17,907 --> 01:16:20,967 So, calm down, 780 01:16:21,177 --> 01:16:24,943 no one will be injured by a large bomb that is about to explode. 781 01:16:32,622 --> 01:16:35,557 It's a cookbook, it's a cookbook! 782 01:16:37,060 --> 01:16:39,858 Twenty seconds to blast. 783 01:16:40,597 --> 01:16:43,657 - What are you going to do? - 15 seconds. 784 01:16:44,901 --> 01:16:47,131 - My shirt is stuck! - Oh, no! 785 01:16:47,370 --> 01:16:48,530 10, 9, 8... 786 01:16:48,605 --> 01:16:51,802 - I can't help you. - Jane, my jacket! 787 01:16:53,009 --> 01:16:56,945 5, 4, 3... 788 01:16:57,113 --> 01:16:59,013 - ... 2, 1 ... - Let's go! 789 01:17:03,119 --> 01:17:05,349 Frank, look! 790 01:17:06,422 --> 01:17:09,050 you made it! 791 01:17:17,934 --> 01:17:21,734 Thank you, Mr. Speaker, for this work, 792 01:17:21,938 --> 01:17:24,498 but that's all part of the job. 793 01:17:24,741 --> 01:17:28,768 Frank, I'd like you to consider a special assignment I'm about to make. 794 01:17:28,978 --> 01:17:31,970 This may be a long task, a dangerous night, 795 01:17:32,148 --> 01:17:36,312 and surrounded by some criminals who are ruining our society. 796 01:17:36,519 --> 01:17:39,420 do you want me to enter your cabinet? 797 01:17:39,622 --> 01:17:42,318 No no! 798 01:17:42,525 --> 01:17:47,656 I want you to be the head of the new Police Squad Federal Bureau. 799 01:17:51,100 --> 01:17:54,661 - That's a great honor. - That's what you always wanted. 800 01:17:54,904 --> 01:17:56,064 Happy 801 01:17:56,305 --> 01:17:58,239 Very nice! 802 01:17:58,975 --> 01:18:03,309 - come here. - Thank you, Mr. President. 803 01:18:04,714 --> 01:18:07,615 Thank you. I feel very honored. 804 01:18:07,817 --> 01:18:15,121 This is something I've always dreamed of, but I had to decline your offer. 805 01:18:16,025 --> 01:18:19,483 You know, I learned something last week 806 01:18:19,696 --> 01:18:22,631 about the world and about love. 807 01:18:22,699 --> 01:18:25,429 I think love is like the ozone layer. 808 01:18:26,669 --> 01:18:29,365 you won't know until it's gone. 809 01:18:30,173 --> 01:18:34,109 Shoot the fleeing suspect with a 44 Magnum 810 01:18:34,343 --> 01:18:38,404 was everything to me at that time. I enjoy it. Who doesn't? 811 01:18:40,249 --> 01:18:45,482 But now I want to be known as the "Neighborhood Police Lieutenant". 812 01:18:49,258 --> 01:18:54,423 I want the world of Frank Junior, and all Frank Juniors, 813 01:18:54,630 --> 01:18:56,689 can sit under a dim tree, 814 01:18:56,899 --> 01:18:59,993 breathe the air, swim in the sea, 815 01:19:00,236 --> 01:19:03,501 and went to Seven-Eleven. 816 01:19:10,079 --> 01:19:15,073 I want a world where I can eat sea otters without pain. 817 01:19:15,284 --> 01:19:20,722 I want a world where Democrats have viable candidates to vote for. 818 01:19:23,760 --> 01:19:27,628 I may not be there with you, but most of you, 819 01:19:27,830 --> 01:19:31,266 I want a world that I can wake up to every morning 820 01:19:31,467 --> 01:19:34,334 with this woman, whom I love! 821 01:19:37,540 --> 01:19:39,201 Yikes! 822 01:19:39,408 --> 01:19:41,467 - Frank! - Jane! 823 01:19:43,780 --> 01:19:47,773 - Jane, will you marry me? - Yes, of course I will marry you! 824 01:19:52,922 --> 01:19:56,483 We love Frank! We love Frank! 825 01:19:56,692 --> 01:19:59,786 One more picture. Back here! 826 01:19:59,996 --> 01:20:01,361 Smile! 827 01:20:06,135 --> 01:20:08,433 Please, George! 828 01:20:08,633 --> 01:20:38,833 Translated by : azrulazmi93 sub indo to malay