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(música tema tocando)

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(bate a porta)

3
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(a campainha toca)

4
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(cantarola uma música)

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MULHER: Pronto.

6
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- SENHOR. FEIJÃO: Hmm?
- Linda casa...

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HOMEM NA TV: Você percebe
o que você é...

8
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Espere aí.

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(música tocando)

10
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(resmungando)

11
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(campainha toca)

12
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(rosna e rosna)

13
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Não, gatinha.

14
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(resmungando)

15
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(campainha toca)

16
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Hum?

17
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(murmura)

18
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Bom dia, jovem.

19
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(cantarolando uma música)

20
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Júlia.

21
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SRA. WICKET: Chegando.

22
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Se apresse.

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(murmura)

24
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Ah...

25
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SR. FEIJÃO: O que é isso?

26
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(resmunga)

27
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(risos)

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Ah.

29
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Certo.

30
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(motor zumbindo)

31
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(rodas gritam)

32
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(vaso quebra)

33
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(miau)

34
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(risos)

35
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(campainha toca)

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(conversa indistinta no rádio)

37
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Hein?

38
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Obrigado.

39
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(cantarolando uma música)

40
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Hã. Hum...

41
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(resmungando)

42
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(conversa indistinta)

43
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(Sr. Bean suspira)

44
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Bom apetite.

45
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(música tocando)

46
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(suspiro aliviado)

47
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(murmura)

48
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Espere um...

49
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Hum. Oh!

50
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MÉDICO: (resmungando)

51
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- Socorro! Ajuda!
- Huh?

52
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(gritos)

53
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Meu Deus!

54
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Ei, você está bem, cara?

55
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O que... agora, deixe-me.

56
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(gemidos)

57
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Será que--

58
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Suas pernas, certo?

59
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(gemidos)

60
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Espere.

61
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Sim, uma ambulância.

62
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O mais rápido possível, sim.

63
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Você entra.

64
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(conversa indistinta)

65
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(sirene tocando)

66
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(suspira)

67
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Hum.

68
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(limpa a garganta)

69
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ENFERMEIRA: Ah!

70
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Sr. Feijão?

71
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(suspiros)

72
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Chá?

73
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Agora, então,

74
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vamos medir sua temperatura.

75
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Nós vamos.

76
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(música tocando)

77
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Agora, isso.
Aí estamos nós.

78
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- Agora então.
- Hum.

79
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(limpa a garganta)

80
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(gritos)

81
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(suspiros)
Hum. E novamente.

82
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Agora então,

83
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o que temos?

84
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Tudo bem.
Você deveria estar pronto.

85
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Oh!

86
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(murmura)

87
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Saia do meu caminho, por favor.

88
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(bipe apitando)

89
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(resmungando)

90
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ENFERMEIRA: Sim, sim, eu entendo.

91
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Não, não, não.
Você não pode...

92
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(suspira)

93
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Estarei de volta em alguns minutos.

94
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Sim, sim.
Obrigado.

95
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O que é isso?

96
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(murmura)

97
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Certo, eu deveria estar lá
em alguns minutos.

98
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(quarteto de cordas tocando)

99
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(Sr. Bean suspira)

100
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(risos)

101
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(sorvetes)

102
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Hum.

103
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(enfermeira pigarreia)

104
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Venha junto.

105
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- Ah. Ah.
- ENFERMEIRA: Sim.

106
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- Ah. Oh.
- Aqui vamos nós.

107
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(gritos)

108
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Ah, querido.

109
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Ah.

110
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Venha agora.

111
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É isso.

112
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Lá vamos nós.

113
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Tudo bem.

114
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Certo, venha.

115
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Você entra.
É isso.

116
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Sente-se direito.

117
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E agora,

118
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aí estamos nós.

119
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E...

120
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(suspiros)

121
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(gritos)

122
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Ah, querido, ah, querido.

123
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Aí está você.

124
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Ah, ah, pobre homem.

125
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Oh céus.
Oh céus.

126
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Oh céus.

127
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(resmungando)

128
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Venha, tudo bem,

129
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agora então vamos lá.

130
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Aqui embaixo.

131
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Fique aí.

132
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MÉDICO: Bom dia.

133
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Vamos ver aqui.

134
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Agora, o que parece ser
o problema?

135
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ENFERMEIRA:
Esse é o problema, doutor.

136
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MÉDICO: Ah, sim.

137
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Engoliu seu Teddy, hein?

138
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- ENFERMEIRA: Não entendo.
- MÉDICO: Hum.

139
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Temos que operar,
Eu acho.

140
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Hum.

141
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ENFERMEIRA: Para baixo.

142
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MÉDICO: Agora então.

143
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Marcador.

144
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(estala)

145
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MÉDICO: Hum-hmm.

146
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- SENHOR. FEIJÃO: O que--
- MÉDICO: Hum.

147
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ENFERMEIRA: Fique aí.

148
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MÉDICO: Bom, bom.

149
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Ah, sim.

150
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(resmungando)

151
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Ah.

152
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Aí estamos nós.

153
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Agora. Enfermeira, bisturi.

154
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ENFERMEIRA: Bisturi.

155
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MÉDICO: Arquivo.

156
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ENFERMEIRA: Arquivo.

157
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(cantarolando uma música)

158
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Tire-o de lá, por favor, enfermeira?

159
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ENFERMEIRA: Aqui vamos nós.

160
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(gritos)

161
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MÉDICO: Volte,
você não esteve--

162
00:08:03,720 --> 00:08:06,760
Teddy, aí está você.

163
00:08:06,840 --> 00:08:08,760
Vamos, vamos.

164
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(ofegante)

165
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(suspiros)

166
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(gritos)

167
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(baque)

168
00:08:18,560 --> 00:08:20,120
Ah, o que?

169
00:08:20,200 --> 00:08:22,160
(suspiros)

170
00:08:22,240 --> 00:08:23,640
Ei, volte aqui!

171
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SENHOR. FEIJÃO: Espere.

172
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(resmungando)

173
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- ENFERMEIRA: Oi.
- Aqui vamos nós.

174
00:08:28,280 --> 00:08:30,000
Oh, meu Deus. Certo!

175
00:08:31,400 --> 00:08:35,440
- Oh não.
- Eu peguei você. Parar!

176
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(motor zumbindo)

177
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SR. FEIJÃO: Saia da minha frente!
Saia do caminho!

178
00:08:39,760 --> 00:08:41,760
ENFERMEIRA: Volta aqui!

179
00:08:43,680 --> 00:08:45,920
(suspira) Ah.

180
00:08:46,000 --> 00:08:47,920
(murmura)

181
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Ei, ei, ah.

182
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Oh.

183
00:08:52,720 --> 00:08:53,800
- ENFERMEIRA: Fora do caminho.
- Ah, ah.

184
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HOMEM: Não. (gaguejando)

185
00:08:55,400 --> 00:08:56,640
N-Não!

186
00:08:56,720 --> 00:08:58,120
Oh!

187
00:08:58,200 --> 00:09:00,480
(grita)

188
00:09:00,560 --> 00:09:03,120
(rodas gritando)

189
00:09:03,200 --> 00:09:04,360
- Socorro!
- (enfermeira rindo)

190
00:09:04,440 --> 00:09:05,600
(resmungando)

191
00:09:05,680 --> 00:09:07,120
(rindo)

192
00:09:11,400 --> 00:09:13,920
(gritos)

193
00:09:14,000 --> 00:09:16,840
(bebês chorando)

194
00:09:19,000 --> 00:09:21,200
ENFERMEIRA: Volte aqui imediatamente!

195
00:09:21,280 --> 00:09:23,440
(resmungando)

196
00:09:23,520 --> 00:09:24,600
(rodas gritando)

197
00:09:24,680 --> 00:09:26,040
(suspiros)

198
00:09:26,120 --> 00:09:28,000
SR. FEIJÃO: Ah, não.

199
00:09:28,080 --> 00:09:29,080
(cospe)

200
00:09:29,160 --> 00:09:30,560
(rodas gritando)

201
00:09:30,640 --> 00:09:32,080
(grunhindo)

202
00:09:33,640 --> 00:09:34,880
(suspira)

203
00:09:34,960 --> 00:09:36,320
(enfermeira grita)

204
00:09:36,400 --> 00:09:38,440
(Sr. Bean grita)

205
00:09:40,280 --> 00:09:41,280
(batidas e batidas)

206
00:09:41,360 --> 00:09:42,520
SR. FEIJÃO: Ai.

207
00:09:42,600 --> 00:09:45,640
(música clássica tocando)

208
00:09:48,720 --> 00:09:51,960
Ah. Oh.

209
00:09:52,040 --> 00:09:54,160
- Aí está você.
- Obrigado.

210
00:09:54,240 --> 00:09:55,960
(sorvetes)

211
00:09:57,600 --> 00:09:59,600
(estala os dedos)

212
00:10:02,200 --> 00:10:04,200
Uh-hmm.

213
00:10:04,280 --> 00:10:05,280
(cliques)

214
00:10:05,360 --> 00:10:07,200
Outro.

215
00:10:10,600 --> 00:10:13,080
Tudo bem, outro.

216
00:10:13,160 --> 00:10:14,880
E outro.

217
00:10:14,960 --> 00:10:17,240
(resmungando)

218
00:10:17,320 --> 00:10:18,480
Hum, que tal...

219
00:10:18,560 --> 00:10:20,520
(sussurros)

220
00:10:20,600 --> 00:10:21,720
- O quê?
- Ir.

221
00:10:21,800 --> 00:10:23,000
Oh, meu Deus.

222
00:10:23,080 --> 00:10:24,600
(sussurrando)

223
00:10:24,680 --> 00:10:26,400
Ah.

224
00:10:26,480 --> 00:10:27,960
Ah.

225
00:10:28,040 --> 00:10:30,040
SENHOR. FEIJÃO: Vá em frente.
Prossiga.

226
00:10:30,120 --> 00:10:31,520
Prossiga.

227
00:10:31,600 --> 00:10:34,800
(música baixa)

228
00:10:34,880 --> 00:10:37,480
(resmungando)

229
00:10:37,560 --> 00:10:39,240
(cliques)

230
00:10:43,240 --> 00:10:44,800
(suspira)

231
00:10:46,640 --> 00:10:49,640
(música tema tocando)

232
00:11:01,520 --> 00:11:03,040
SR. FEIJÃO: Ah.

