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孙悟空你这个畜牲

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你本来答应如来佛祖

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护送你师父唐三藏去取西经的

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你竟然跟牛魔王串通要吃你师父

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你知不知道犯了弥天大罪啊

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少啰嗦

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你追了我三天三夜

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因为你是女人 我才不杀你

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不要以为我怕了你

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悟空

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你怎么可以这样跟观音姐姐讲话呢

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不要吵

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你又在吓我

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你不是怕我

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又为什么要打伤紫霞仙子

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抢了她的月光宝盒呢

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你不就是想躲开我吗

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既然躲不了

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那老孙就跟你决一死战

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又干什么

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大家不要生气

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生气会犯了嗔戒的

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悟空 你也太调皮了

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我跟你说过

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叫你不要乱扔东西 乱扔东西这么做

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你看

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我还没说完呢 你把棍子又给扔掉了

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月光宝盒是宝物

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你把它扔掉会染污环境

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唉 要是砸着小朋友那怎么办

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就算没有砸着小朋友

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砸到那些花花草草也是不对的呀

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干什么

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放手

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你想要啊

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悟空 你想要的话你就说话嘛

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你不说我怎么知道你想要呢

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虽然你很有诚意的看着我

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可是你还是要跟我说你想要的

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你真的想要吗

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那你拿去吧

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你不是真的想要吧

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难道你真的想要吗

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我靠

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孙悟空

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大家看到啦

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这个家伙没事就长篇大论

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婆婆妈妈 叽叽歪歪

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就好像整天有一只苍蝇

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对不起 不是一只

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是一堆苍蝇围着你呀

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飞到你的耳朵里面

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救命啊

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救命啊

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所以呢 我就抓住苍蝇 挤破它的肚皮

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把它的肠子扯出来

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再用它的肠子勒着它的脖子

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用力一拉

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各位 整条舌头都伸出来了

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我再手起刀落

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哗

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整个世界清静了

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现在大家明白为什么我要杀他

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悟空 你诸多借口

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你根本不想去取西经

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说那么多干什么 打呀

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我老孙有金刚不坏之身

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十个观音我都不放在眼里

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今天我要替天行道

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徒弟有错 做师父的也有责任

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求姐姐放他一条生路吧

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我不消灭他 我没法向玉皇大帝交代

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请姐姐跟玉皇大帝说一声

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贫僧愿意一命赔一命

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南无阿弥陀佛

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你到底想说什么啊你

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给他块肉

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大家小心

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外面有个女人要进来

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二当家的 你猜会不会是官兵啊

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怪不得人家叫你是瞎子

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你没看见哑巴的屁股扭来扭去的吗

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扭来扭去的说不定是长生痔疮啦

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就算是有

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也只是个长痔疮的官兵啊

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怕什么

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什么人

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难道各位看不出来我是个女人吗

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嘿嘿 你来这里干什么啊

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世途险恶 北风凛冽

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一个弱小女子

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想找一个栖身之所歇息一下

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洗洗身上的风尘

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你知不知道这里是什么地方啊

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此地乌烟瘴气 各位又面目狰狞

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绝不像是一家客栈

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莫非是一间黑店

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明知是黑店你还敢进来

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你不怕送羊入虎口吗

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谁是羊 谁是虎

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现在还言之过早

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如果各位大爷是强盗

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难道就不怕我是强盗头吗

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你到底是何方神圣

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桃花

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桃花过处 寸草不生

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金钱落地 人头不保

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春三十娘到五岳山来干什么呢

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这个女魔头一向是无宝不到

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难道这里会有大买卖

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你们这些笨蛋

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还把银子顶在头上干什么

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放下来

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不行啊 金钱落地 人头不保啊 帮主

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你说什么

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二当家

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你这么没种怎么当我的二当家

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帮主 我不是二当家 我是瞎子啊

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他才是二当家啊

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对啊 我才是二当家

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我不知道吗 我骂瞎子是让你惭愧

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你还跑

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看看你的德性 鬼鬼祟祟 丢人现眼

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披头散发 人模狗样

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怎么跟我出来闯荡江湖啊

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帮主 我在这里啊

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还不现身

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现身了 帮主

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你中了昆仑三圣的七伤拳

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现在伤势开始发作了

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你还敢说

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那天要不是你把脖子缩了一下

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我怎么会被人家打中鼻子

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这边啊 帮主

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七伤拳把帮主害得真惨

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帮主 我当时是吓得跪下来嘛

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我听说中了七伤拳

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首先是变斗鸡眼

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然后耳朵失聪 听不到声音

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之后声线失控 说话全部都走音

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最后五脏六腑爆炸 然后就死定了

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帮主 你斗鸡眼很严重啊

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谁说我斗鸡眼

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我只是把视力集中在一点

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以改变我以往对事物的看法 干嘛

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造谣我不行了 想抢我的位子啊

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不敢啊 帮主 不敢啊

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不敢 我踩死你 不敢

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我踩

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我踩那么久 就算不痛也随便应付两声嘛

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收到

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好 大家准备家伙去杀

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春三十娘

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怕什么 凡事有我

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在下斧头帮帮主

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外号玉面飞龙至尊宝

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久闻春三十娘大名 如雷贯耳

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请问三十娘驾临敝帮

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有何贵干

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我要在这儿逗留片刻

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不知道片刻是多久

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两天三夜

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也有可能是三 五 十年

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总之等到我要等的人出现

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我就会离开

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我怕你没那么长命

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你干什么

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小完便穿裤子啊

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你在这里小便

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不然你哪来那么大缸水洗澡

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你说什么

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我说你没那么长命等到你要见的人

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帮主

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想要杀我哪有那么容易

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问过我兄弟们先

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没义气啊

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你们这群吃里扒外的家伙

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天哪

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你有本事就把我们全杀光

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饶命呀 女英雄

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饶命呀 女英雄

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白痴 你们以为求她 她就会放过你们吗

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今天说什么也要跟她拼了

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听到了没有

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男儿膝下有黄金 既然他们肯求我

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那么性命暂时寄存在我这儿

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谢谢女英雄 谢谢女英雄啊

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至于你嘛 你可真有骨气啊

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孺子可教

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叫他们把脚底板洗干净在外面等我

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怎么会有块疤的

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这不是疤 这只是泥巴

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马上把它洗干净

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不然我把它砍掉

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帮主啊

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她为什么看我们脚底板

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幸亏只是看脚底板 而不是看屁股

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你怕

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是你怕 不是我怕

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为什么

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你屁股上长了那么多痱子

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说不定她会说你屁股不干净

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把它切掉

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你怎么知道我屁股

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瞎子说偷看你洗澡的时候看到的

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你干嘛偷看我洗澡啊

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我不止偷看你一个

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所有人我都偷看过了

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怎么会有这么多毛啊

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正常啊

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我身上其他地方的毛更茂盛

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怎么样

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是不是看得你心痒痒

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你是说你那里长得更茂盛

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不是啦

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其实我只有头上跟脚底板有毛

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大概是长错地方了

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从今天起 我要你不分昼夜

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查看所有经过这里的人

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查 查什么

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查看他们的脚底板

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如果发现有三颗痣的 立即通知我

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帮主啊 我们不是抢劫

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光看人家脚底板

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要是被同行知道了 会笑我们变态啊

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明刀明枪斗不过她 暗箭她就难防了

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今晚三更用五毒迷晕香让她尝尝

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先奸后杀

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好计谋

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你也觉得好 是不是啊

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那 这个任务就交给你执行

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这么看得起我 算了吧

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不用了 帮主 不用下跪啊

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你以为我想跪啊 是我的腿不听使唤

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帮主 你七伤拳的伤势越来越严重了

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我还有双手

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我不会屈服的

238
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帮主掉粪坑里去了

239
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帮主

240
00:15:32,470 --> 00:15:34,890
你找到三颗痣没有啊

241
00:15:35,670 --> 00:15:37,800
为什么每个人都叫我找三颗痣呢

242
00:15:38,250 --> 00:15:40,420
找到你就可以救他了

243
00:15:40,620 --> 00:15:41,350
你说什么

244
00:15:41,550 --> 00:15:42,770
这里到底是什么地方

245
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什么人

246
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做梦

247
00:15:50,970 --> 00:15:52,020
把那个贱人干掉了 是吧

248
00:15:58,270 --> 00:16:02,450
蜘蛛啊 蜘蛛啊

249
00:16:02,470 --> 00:16:03,770
蜘蛛有什么好大惊小怪的

250
00:16:03,770 --> 00:16:04,550
好大一只啊

251
00:16:04,550 --> 00:16:05,470
能有多大啊

252
00:16:09,470 --> 00:16:11,430
我早叫你们这些王八蛋平常好好打扫干净嘛

253
00:16:11,520 --> 00:16:13,220
现在养出来的蜘蛛比我还大

254
00:16:13,270 --> 00:16:14,070
怎么办

255
00:16:16,600 --> 00:16:19,140
哇 糟了 这么多人它不追 老是追着我

256
00:16:19,170 --> 00:16:21,020
一定又是我的英俊害着我

257
00:16:28,400 --> 00:16:29,270
干什么

258
00:17:18,680 --> 00:17:19,200
什么事啊

259
00:17:19,210 --> 00:17:20,339
帮主被蜘蛛追啊

260
00:17:20,339 --> 00:17:21,460
是不是这边啊 不是

261
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这边 这边

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快

263
00:17:27,220 --> 00:17:28,470
哇 有没有搞错啊

264
00:17:36,770 --> 00:17:37,640
救命呀

265
00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:41,810
来人啦 我在这里呀

266
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快

267
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我在这里

268
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救命啊

269
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瞎子

270
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前面什么都没有 大家快回头

271
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谁说的 那不是帮主吗

272
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是吗 没看见啊

273
00:17:56,420 --> 00:17:57,420
前面那是帮主啊

274
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好 上

275
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你们哪个王八蛋推我的啊

276
00:18:02,340 --> 00:18:03,970
帮主 我来救你

277
00:18:11,280 --> 00:18:12,210
什么东西啊

278
00:18:13,060 --> 00:18:16,240
救了帮主了

279
00:18:16,940 --> 00:18:19,080
二当家那么开心 扛着什么东西走啦

280
00:18:19,730 --> 00:18:21,930
帮主 他扛的不是你吗

281
00:18:25,940 --> 00:18:27,720
帮主啊 帮主啊 回家了

282
00:18:27,880 --> 00:18:29,220
待会洗个澡 早点睡

283
00:18:29,250 --> 00:18:30,650
晚上不要到处乱跑啦

284
00:18:31,450 --> 00:18:32,890
哇

285
00:18:32,890 --> 00:18:33,720
帮忙

286
00:18:33,720 --> 00:18:35,300
蜘蛛啊

287
00:18:37,020 --> 00:18:39,010
瞎子 帮忙

288
00:18:39,880 --> 00:18:40,780
谁帮呀

289
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烧它

290
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不行了 要休息一下先

291
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烧它

292
00:18:52,200 --> 00:18:53,500
别让他跑了

293
00:18:53,980 --> 00:18:55,480
烧它

294
00:19:04,970 --> 00:19:06,250
走开 怕什么呢

295
00:19:08,980 --> 00:19:09,420
烧它

296
00:19:09,420 --> 00:19:10,000
在那里呀

297
00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:10,860
在那边 快追啊

298
00:19:11,610 --> 00:19:13,020
这里还有一只啊

299
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这只小一点

300
00:19:25,160 --> 00:19:25,810
还跑

301
00:19:39,890 --> 00:19:41,440
在哪儿 哪边 哪去啦

302
00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:43,000
好像在那边

303
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快追

304
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追呀

305
00:20:02,770 --> 00:20:05,730
剩下两只爪子 当中把你给劈开

306
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去死

307
00:20:20,260 --> 00:20:21,100
你不要跑

308
00:20:22,390 --> 00:20:23,010
往这边

309
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打

310
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拿过来

311
00:20:41,600 --> 00:20:44,850
通通让开 让我来烧死它

312
00:20:45,780 --> 00:20:47,010
去死啦

313
00:20:48,640 --> 00:20:49,810
着火了

314
00:20:50,770 --> 00:20:51,940
烫死我了

315
00:20:53,490 --> 00:20:55,180
怎么好像帮主的声音啊

316
00:20:55,180 --> 00:20:56,680
救命呀

317
00:20:57,280 --> 00:20:58,450
快救帮主

318
00:20:58,450 --> 00:20:59,540
真的是帮主啊

319
00:20:59,540 --> 00:21:00,770
救命

320
00:21:03,160 --> 00:21:04,800
帮主 你小弟弟着火了

321
00:21:05,410 --> 00:21:06,300
快

322
00:21:06,300 --> 00:21:07,300
快点拿水来

323
00:21:07,300 --> 00:21:08,380
救火

324
00:21:08,380 --> 00:21:09,350
快救火啊

325
00:21:09,420 --> 00:21:10,460
完蛋了

326
00:21:10,460 --> 00:21:11,570
快点呀

327
00:21:12,130 --> 00:21:14,120
大家都救火 怎么能少得了我呢

328
00:21:14,430 --> 00:21:17,020
你们拿着 让我来

329
00:21:17,100 --> 00:21:18,240
帮主 躺下

330
00:21:19,930 --> 00:21:21,690
你别怕啊 让我踩熄它

331
00:21:21,690 --> 00:21:23,010
踩熄它 踩

332
00:21:23,010 --> 00:21:29,050
我踩

333
00:21:29,060 --> 00:21:30,490
我用力踩

334
00:21:30,490 --> 00:21:31,690
不行了

335
00:21:47,920 --> 00:21:49,390
怎么样 舒坦了吧

336
00:21:51,490 --> 00:21:53,970
这个灭火呢 一定要这样踩才会灭

337
00:21:53,970 --> 00:21:55,360
这点常识你们都没有吗

338
00:21:58,120 --> 00:21:59,050
是谁烧我

339
00:21:59,730 --> 00:22:00,660
不是我啊

340
00:22:00,660 --> 00:22:01,320
不知道啊

341
00:22:02,940 --> 00:22:04,400
我早猜到是你

342
00:22:04,880 --> 00:22:07,200
我早就看穿你的心 肝 脾 肺 肾

343
00:22:07,200 --> 00:22:08,370
你想坐我的位子 对不对

344
00:22:08,370 --> 00:22:09,320
没有啊 帮主

345
00:22:09,320 --> 00:22:10,430
帮主没有斗鸡眼了

346
00:22:10,730 --> 00:22:12,100
我真的没有啊 帮主

347
00:22:12,100 --> 00:22:14,700
帮主 你七伤拳全好了耶

348
00:22:15,340 --> 00:22:16,220
对啊 为什么

349
00:22:17,480 --> 00:22:18,280
我明白了

350
00:22:18,330 --> 00:22:20,260
治七伤拳的方法就是以毒攻毒

351
00:22:20,260 --> 00:22:21,080
伤上加伤

352
00:22:21,680 --> 00:22:23,040
有道理 有道理

353
00:22:23,040 --> 00:22:25,250
至于二当家呢 他是无心之失嘛

354
00:22:25,350 --> 00:22:27,050
如果不是他踢你小弟弟这两脚

355
00:22:27,050 --> 00:22:28,260
你伤也不会这么快就治好啦

356
00:22:28,260 --> 00:22:29,920
你这么维护他 是不是跟他有一腿

357
00:22:30,800 --> 00:22:32,570
人家对你一片痴心嘛

358
00:22:32,570 --> 00:22:34,160
去你的 你发春哪

359
00:22:36,380 --> 00:22:38,200
二当家的 叫你杀春三十娘

360
00:22:38,210 --> 00:22:39,140
你搞定了没有

361
00:22:39,140 --> 00:22:40,720
春三十娘是妖怪啊

362
00:22:40,720 --> 00:22:42,240
蜘蛛精呀

363
00:22:42,240 --> 00:22:44,500
老弟啊 像我这么有理性的人

364
00:22:44,500 --> 00:22:46,850
我怎么可能会接受这么无稽的事情呢

365
00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:47,420
杀了她

366
00:22:47,480 --> 00:22:49,780
帮主 你就这么去 你不怕

367
00:22:49,780 --> 00:22:51,460
怕什么 我伤都全好了

368
00:22:51,460 --> 00:22:52,090
还怕砍不过她

369
00:22:52,090 --> 00:22:53,380
好 有种

370
00:22:53,800 --> 00:22:55,410
你说有种 是不是啊

371
00:22:55,410 --> 00:22:57,480
是啊 就当我没说好了

372
00:22:57,480 --> 00:22:58,120
帮主

373
00:22:58,210 --> 00:23:00,640
那你就随便拿件家伙到她屋子里面乱砍

374
00:23:00,820 --> 00:23:01,780
我在后面掩护你

375
00:23:02,250 --> 00:23:03,400
为什么每次都是我先

376
00:23:15,800 --> 00:23:17,310
掩护我靠近点行不行啊

377
00:23:17,660 --> 00:23:18,690
你放心啦

378
00:23:18,690 --> 00:23:20,460
我们这里几十把家伙保护着你

379
00:23:20,840 --> 00:23:22,210
一不对劲就全扔过去啦

380
00:23:23,560 --> 00:23:25,250
那我不是也完蛋了吗

381
00:23:25,420 --> 00:23:26,520
傻瓜

382
00:23:26,520 --> 00:23:28,680
了不起重伤 要死那么容易啊

383
00:23:32,810 --> 00:23:33,770
混蛋

384
00:23:36,540 --> 00:23:39,080
起来 你少在我前装蒜

385
00:23:39,080 --> 00:23:39,930
我告诉你

386
00:23:40,960 --> 00:23:42,170
少来这一套

387
00:23:43,960 --> 00:23:44,800
真的晕倒了

388
00:23:44,970 --> 00:23:45,660
大牛 二虎

389
00:23:48,020 --> 00:23:51,090
闪得还真快呀 好 我自己来

390
00:24:00,350 --> 00:24:01,320
怎么样

391
00:24:02,850 --> 00:24:04,120
你刚才真的装昏

392
00:24:05,600 --> 00:24:07,520
这招叫做忍辱偷生

393
00:24:07,680 --> 00:24:09,180
大腿挨一刀算得了什么

394
00:24:14,400 --> 00:24:15,220
哪儿漏水呀

395
00:24:16,740 --> 00:24:18,930
二当家 不是漏水 是你流血呀

396
00:24:20,300 --> 00:24:21,980
不要怕

397
00:24:21,980 --> 00:24:24,210
我只要点我曲池 疾宫两个穴道

398
00:24:24,210 --> 00:24:25,170
血马上就停止

399
00:24:43,100 --> 00:24:44,560
这里算不上山明水秀

400
00:24:44,560 --> 00:24:46,020
可是也别有一番风味

401
00:24:46,210 --> 00:24:48,360
两位住在这里一定会爱上它

402
00:24:48,600 --> 00:24:49,180
晚安

403
00:24:54,020 --> 00:24:55,800
帮主 怎么样

404
00:24:56,140 --> 00:24:57,360
怎么样 是不是妖怪

405
00:24:57,360 --> 00:24:57,980
是

406
00:24:58,780 --> 00:25:00,060
而且非常的妖

407
00:25:00,280 --> 00:25:03,120
弄得我心扑通扑通乱跳

408
00:25:04,520 --> 00:25:05,580
帮主请留步

409
00:25:09,930 --> 00:25:13,640
师姐说 帮主大仁大义 是侠中之侠

410
00:25:13,900 --> 00:25:15,530
能交上帮主你这样的朋友

411
00:25:15,530 --> 00:25:16,770
真是三生有幸

412
00:25:17,100 --> 00:25:18,780
今天搁在你们兄弟头上的钱

413
00:25:18,780 --> 00:25:20,370
就当请大家买酒喝吧

414
00:25:22,090 --> 00:25:23,940
多谢三十娘一番美意

415
00:25:25,540 --> 00:25:27,410
帮主 品味太差了吧

416
00:25:28,010 --> 00:25:29,260
各有所好嘛

417
00:25:34,930 --> 00:25:37,140
大腿扎一刀 浑身都是洞

418
00:25:37,500 --> 00:25:38,730
什么意思啊

419
00:25:49,220 --> 00:25:51,720
师姐 怎么突然不辞而别

420
00:25:51,720 --> 00:25:53,010
跑到这穷乡僻壤

421
00:25:53,240 --> 00:25:54,450
还被一群大老粗

422
00:25:54,450 --> 00:25:56,520
用迷药把你弄得原形毕露啊

423
00:25:56,930 --> 00:25:57,720
你来干什么

424
00:25:58,060 --> 00:25:58,740
你呢

425
00:25:59,600 --> 00:26:00,780
我想出来散散心

426
00:26:02,600 --> 00:26:04,330
你是想在这儿等唐三藏出现

427
00:26:04,330 --> 00:26:06,010
尝尝他长生不老之肉吧

428
00:26:06,740 --> 00:26:08,060
你能从菩提老祖口中

429
00:26:08,060 --> 00:26:09,250
骗他说出这个天机

430
00:26:09,250 --> 00:26:10,390
难道我就不能吗

431
00:26:10,820 --> 00:26:11,440
胡说

432
00:26:11,880 --> 00:26:14,400
胡说 那么你跑到五岳山来干什么

433
00:26:14,810 --> 00:26:16,180
这儿以前叫做五指山

434
00:26:16,330 --> 00:26:18,580
是那只死猴子当年被困之地

435
00:26:18,810 --> 00:26:20,580
天机泄漏他会转世为人

436
00:26:20,700 --> 00:26:23,010
在投胎之后脚底板会有三颗痣

437
00:26:23,860 --> 00:26:25,860
只要找到他就能找到唐三藏

438
00:26:26,100 --> 00:26:28,970
师姐 我这么说不知道算不算胡说啊

439
00:26:29,410 --> 00:26:31,480
是你想再看到那只臭猴子吧

440
00:26:32,370 --> 00:26:34,800
再看到那无情无义的人又怎么样

441
00:26:35,290 --> 00:26:37,850
不同的是他上次死在观世音手上

442
00:26:38,540 --> 00:26:40,700
这一次却会死在我的手上

443
00:26:41,270 --> 00:26:42,880
一个和尚有水喝

444
00:26:42,880 --> 00:26:44,240
两个和尚没水喝

445
00:26:44,780 --> 00:26:46,100
这个道理你都不懂

446
00:26:47,600 --> 00:26:48,360
想跟我争

447
00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:53,280
你以为就你会变

448
00:26:57,170 --> 00:26:57,780
谁

449
00:27:07,640 --> 00:27:09,720
妖怪

450
00:27:20,320 --> 00:27:20,850
你看到什么

451
00:27:21,260 --> 00:27:21,720
没有

452
00:27:22,050 --> 00:27:22,420
没有

453
00:27:22,890 --> 00:27:23,730
那你蹲下来干什么

454
00:27:24,520 --> 00:27:25,310
我系鞋带

455
00:27:35,300 --> 00:27:36,980
如果唐僧的消息传出去了

456
00:27:37,020 --> 00:27:38,380
我第一个就把你给杀了

457
00:27:40,560 --> 00:27:41,900
到时候群妖会合五指山

458
00:27:41,900 --> 00:27:43,400
向师姐讨块唐僧肉吃都行吧

459
00:27:44,270 --> 00:27:47,020
把唐三藏这个消息报告大王

460
00:27:47,020 --> 00:27:48,650
一定重重有赏

461
00:27:53,480 --> 00:27:56,850
连牛都开口说话了 这次真是百妖群集呀

462
00:27:56,850 --> 00:27:58,250
赶快走

463
00:27:59,770 --> 00:28:01,120
这样走太不讲义气了

464
00:28:02,100 --> 00:28:03,360
对呀 报告帮主

465
00:28:04,660 --> 00:28:06,650
帮主

466
00:28:06,650 --> 00:28:07,820
原来我们这里五岳山

467
00:28:07,820 --> 00:28:09,060
就是以前的五指山

468
00:28:09,060 --> 00:28:10,740
唐僧跟孙悟空在这儿会合

469
00:28:10,980 --> 00:28:13,490
我们牛栏的牛居然开口说话了

470
00:28:13,490 --> 00:28:14,240
这两个家伙

471
00:28:14,240 --> 00:28:16,770
一个有八只手 一个的头头头

472
00:28:19,100 --> 00:28:20,160
两位还没睡啊

473
00:28:20,480 --> 00:28:21,360
你在说什么

474
00:28:25,420 --> 00:28:26,300
没什么

475
00:28:26,300 --> 00:28:28,620
我们猪圈的母猪啊 生了两只小猪

476
00:28:28,640 --> 00:28:31,460
一只呢有八 八只脚

477
00:28:31,460 --> 00:28:33,690
另外一只头有四百多斤重

478
00:28:33,690 --> 00:28:35,580
帮主 这一下我们发了

479
00:28:35,580 --> 00:28:37,120
我们以后不要再做贼了

480
00:28:37,120 --> 00:28:38,240
我们哪有养猪啊

481
00:28:38,240 --> 00:28:39,250
我们没有养猪呀

482
00:28:39,770 --> 00:28:41,850
徒弟有错 做师父的也有责任

483
00:28:42,170 --> 00:28:44,570
我走了 我不打扰你们休息了

484
00:28:44,640 --> 00:28:45,700
我们也走了

485
00:28:45,780 --> 00:28:46,960
顺便送两位姑娘出去

486
00:28:46,960 --> 00:28:47,560
不行

487
00:28:48,360 --> 00:28:50,520
两位 明天我一定派相关人等

488
00:28:50,520 --> 00:28:52,580
在这附近彻底搜查你们要找的人

489
00:28:53,170 --> 00:28:54,680
谢谢帮主

490
00:28:55,650 --> 00:28:57,330
帮主晚安 走啦

491
00:28:58,960 --> 00:28:59,760
去 去

492
00:29:03,920 --> 00:29:04,980
这下没搞头了

493
00:29:05,380 --> 00:29:07,210
为什么晶晶姑娘对我这个造型

494
00:29:07,210 --> 00:29:08,560
完全没反应呢

495
00:29:09,920 --> 00:29:10,580
没办法

496
00:29:15,610 --> 00:29:16,020
走

497
00:29:24,260 --> 00:29:28,340
不要杀我  不要杀我

498
00:29:30,730 --> 00:29:31,900
我跟你们玩玩的

499
00:29:32,520 --> 00:29:33,360
喜欢玩是吧

500
00:29:34,290 --> 00:29:34,680
我们就玩吧

501
00:29:39,200 --> 00:29:39,940
好不好玩呀

502
00:29:39,940 --> 00:29:41,100
好玩

503
00:29:41,180 --> 00:29:42,050
好玩再玩一次

504
00:29:51,040 --> 00:29:52,050
还玩不玩啦

505
00:29:52,400 --> 00:29:54,120
不玩啦

506
00:29:54,210 --> 00:29:56,050
刚刚谁说看到有八只爪啊

507
00:29:56,050 --> 00:29:56,970
我不记得了

508
00:29:57,820 --> 00:29:58,520
干嘛

509
00:30:00,640 --> 00:30:02,400
不要啊

510
00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:04,900
我的头是不是这样子的

511
00:30:05,650 --> 00:30:07,250
是呀 是呀

512
00:30:07,410 --> 00:30:09,880
是什么呀 她又没有变

513
00:30:13,810 --> 00:30:15,060
这还没变哪

514
00:30:18,440 --> 00:30:19,210
一刀杀了他

515
00:30:19,220 --> 00:30:19,720
不行

516
00:30:21,330 --> 00:30:21,720
为什么

517
00:30:23,280 --> 00:30:25,290
我要用移魂大法迷住他

518
00:30:25,780 --> 00:30:27,050
用他来做我的卧底

519
00:30:31,860 --> 00:30:32,400
嗨

520
00:30:32,410 --> 00:30:33,640
鬼呀

521
00:30:35,130 --> 00:30:35,860
过去看看

522
00:30:36,690 --> 00:30:38,760
这么英俊潇洒 你说有鬼

523
00:30:39,020 --> 00:30:40,220
真是没见过世面

524
00:30:42,180 --> 00:30:44,820
喏 都老大不小了 还给我装蒜

525
00:30:44,890 --> 00:30:47,160
当心我一块肉一块肉给你割下来

526
00:30:47,900 --> 00:30:48,920
不会那么残忍吧

527
00:30:49,280 --> 00:30:50,140
看着我

528
00:30:50,730 --> 00:30:52,100
移魂大法

529
00:31:00,730 --> 00:31:01,250
什么人

530
00:31:02,620 --> 00:31:04,500
长夜漫漫 无心睡眠

531
00:31:04,850 --> 00:31:06,760
我以为只有我睡不着觉

532
00:31:07,020 --> 00:31:10,020
原来晶晶姑娘你也睡不着啊

533
00:31:13,540 --> 00:31:16,480
是啊 不知道帮主为什么睡不着

534
00:31:17,220 --> 00:31:20,020
就是因为晶晶姑娘你

535
00:31:20,020 --> 00:31:21,120
我

536
00:31:21,700 --> 00:31:24,100
不错 自从看到晶晶姑娘之后

537
00:31:24,100 --> 00:31:26,800
我决定改过自新 不再做贼

538
00:31:27,060 --> 00:31:29,720
为了表示对姑娘你的诚意

539
00:31:30,090 --> 00:31:31,970
我不要再看见以前的我

540
00:31:32,650 --> 00:31:33,420
好看吗

541
00:31:35,280 --> 00:31:36,460
是你这臭猴子

542
00:31:37,340 --> 00:31:38,090
臭猴子

543
00:31:38,420 --> 00:31:39,090
孙悟空

544
00:31:39,450 --> 00:31:40,280
孙悟空

545
00:31:40,480 --> 00:31:41,540
你变成人样就行了

546
00:31:41,540 --> 00:31:42,170
人样

547
00:31:42,640 --> 00:31:44,880
看来我不用三味白骨火 你是不会承认啦

548
00:31:45,850 --> 00:31:48,680
哗 还用得着吗 又烧

549
00:31:48,680 --> 00:31:50,560
何必呢

550
00:31:51,020 --> 00:31:52,000
难道我搞错了

551
00:31:52,180 --> 00:31:54,330
何苦呢

552
00:31:56,610 --> 00:31:58,660
哇 干嘛用火焰来烧我啊

553
00:31:58,660 --> 00:31:59,850
你把胡子剃光干什么

554
00:32:00,690 --> 00:32:01,600
你知不知道你少了胡子

555
00:32:01,600 --> 00:32:02,560
一点性格都没有啦

556
00:32:02,560 --> 00:32:03,040
是吗

557
00:32:03,970 --> 00:32:05,400
文也不行 武也不行

558
00:32:06,040 --> 00:32:07,680
你不做山贼 你想做状元哪

559
00:32:08,100 --> 00:32:09,080
我有想过啊

560
00:32:09,180 --> 00:32:11,020
省省吧你 改变什么形象啊

561
00:32:11,220 --> 00:32:13,420
好好的做你山贼这份很有前途

562
00:32:13,420 --> 00:32:14,560
的职业去吧

563
00:32:15,060 --> 00:32:15,850
我知道了

564
00:32:16,010 --> 00:32:17,940
我一定会继续努力的

565
00:32:17,940 --> 00:32:19,740
什么不好像 像个臭猴子

566
00:32:21,760 --> 00:32:22,560
真失败

567
00:32:23,810 --> 00:32:26,300
原来晶晶姑娘喜欢粗犷一面的我

568
00:32:31,900 --> 00:32:35,060
虽然乱了点 不过总算恢复了几分风采

569
00:32:52,300 --> 00:32:53,940
孙悟空 你给我滚出来

570
00:32:55,080 --> 00:32:56,240
你个臭猴子

571
00:32:56,240 --> 00:32:58,480
我十八岁那年你说会来娶我

572
00:32:58,690 --> 00:32:59,890
害我白白等了三年

573
00:32:59,890 --> 00:33:00,560
你给我滚出来

574
00:33:01,640 --> 00:33:03,400
我们大王有事出去了

575
00:33:03,430 --> 00:33:06,460
他说白姑娘来的话呢 把这东西还给她

576
00:33:06,540 --> 00:33:08,580
还说感谢白姑娘的美意

577
00:33:08,730 --> 00:33:10,460
他是无福消受罗

578
00:33:19,970 --> 00:33:21,920
五百年了

579
00:33:22,100 --> 00:33:24,420
我终于找到唐三藏的踪迹了

580
00:33:31,800 --> 00:33:33,470
连脚底板的毛也剃光了

581
00:33:33,900 --> 00:33:36,220
不知道要那一年才长得出来哦

582
00:33:45,220 --> 00:33:48,340
糟了 被那两个家伙先到一步

583
00:33:49,050 --> 00:33:51,490
我菩提老祖一定要想个办法通知

584
00:33:51,490 --> 00:33:52,890
这群无辜的人

585
00:34:15,280 --> 00:34:17,659
你 又回水帘洞来啦

586
00:34:18,239 --> 00:34:19,409
什么 水帘洞

587
00:34:19,409 --> 00:34:20,489
你是谁呀你

588
00:34:20,489 --> 00:34:21,920
怎么老是带我到这里来干嘛

589
00:34:22,620 --> 00:34:26,270
没有人带你来 是你自己要回来

590
00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:30,239
一个人离开家久了 总是想回家

591
00:34:30,739 --> 00:34:32,330
你不要耍我

592
00:34:32,330 --> 00:34:35,239
我的家在五岳山第四边一〇一号B1

593
00:34:35,420 --> 00:34:36,900
你搞错啦 你听到没有

594
00:34:37,010 --> 00:34:39,620
以后不要再烦我啦 拜托

595
00:34:42,980 --> 00:34:45,179
出发了帮主 不然就迟到啦

596
00:34:45,179 --> 00:34:46,210
出什么发啊

597
00:34:46,210 --> 00:34:47,739
抢劫呀 帮主

598
00:34:47,739 --> 00:34:48,560
谁那么大胆 敢抢劫啊

599
00:34:48,560 --> 00:34:49,730
我们抢劫人家呀

600
00:34:49,730 --> 00:34:51,420
我知道啦 出发

601
00:34:55,270 --> 00:35:00,640
抢劫啊  脚底板  抢劫啊

602
00:35:02,810 --> 00:35:03,560
抢劫什么

603
00:35:03,560 --> 00:35:04,530
脚底板啊 老爷

604
00:35:04,530 --> 00:35:06,080
我没有脚啊 怎么办啊

605
00:35:12,640 --> 00:35:13,450
看什么看

606
00:35:13,720 --> 00:35:15,600
脸刮干净了 英俊多啦 妒忌啊

607
00:35:16,280 --> 00:35:17,610
干干净净的很好啊

608
00:35:17,640 --> 00:35:18,860
是啊

609
00:35:18,860 --> 00:35:20,100
妒忌就妒忌嘛

610
00:35:20,100 --> 00:35:21,420
还嘴硬

611
00:35:24,580 --> 00:35:25,570
葡 葡萄

612
00:35:31,580 --> 00:35:33,120
帮主 葡萄已经洗干净了

613
00:35:33,120 --> 00:35:33,650
出去

614
00:35:33,650 --> 00:35:34,490
晚饭已经准备好了

615
00:35:34,490 --> 00:35:35,080
出去

616
00:35:39,200 --> 00:35:39,700
谁呀

617
00:35:43,530 --> 00:35:45,600
我就是你带回来的那串葡萄

618
00:35:46,300 --> 00:35:47,260
你就是葡萄

619
00:35:48,720 --> 00:35:50,650
不是 我是菩提老祖

620
00:35:51,530 --> 00:35:52,220
什么菩你老母

621
00:35:53,370 --> 00:35:54,120
你占我便宜

622
00:35:54,450 --> 00:35:56,060
我是菩提老祖 我是神仙

623
00:35:56,240 --> 00:35:57,820
我化为葡萄是来救你的

624
00:35:58,800 --> 00:36:01,930
你偷了我的葡萄 还菩我老母

625
00:36:02,140 --> 00:36:04,290
那两个女人是妖怪

626
00:36:04,770 --> 00:36:05,820
如果你不相信

627
00:36:06,050 --> 00:36:08,120
我的照妖镜一照 你就会明白了

628
00:36:08,120 --> 00:36:10,120
我照你老母的妖镜

629
00:36:10,120 --> 00:36:10,840
说     你听我说

630
00:36:10,840 --> 00:36:11,980
你是不是偷了我的葡萄

631
00:36:11,980 --> 00:36:12,890
我没有啊

632
00:36:12,890 --> 00:36:14,530
没有 那我的葡萄到哪儿去了

633
00:36:14,530 --> 00:36:15,560
我就是葡萄啊

634
00:36:15,580 --> 00:36:16,720
大声点

635
00:36:16,720 --> 00:36:18,460
我就是你的葡萄

636
00:36:18,580 --> 00:36:21,370
为什么你不做苹果 要做葡萄

637
00:36:21,500 --> 00:36:22,760
快说

638
00:36:23,410 --> 00:36:24,560
你别以为我打不过你

639
00:36:24,970 --> 00:36:26,320
我只是不想伤及无辜

640
00:36:26,640 --> 00:36:27,140
来呀

641
00:36:27,680 --> 00:36:28,970
我打你这个老葡萄

642
00:36:31,890 --> 00:36:33,060
晶晶姑娘

643
00:36:33,120 --> 00:36:34,250
胡子好粗犷啊

644
00:36:34,250 --> 00:36:35,260
是吗

645
00:36:35,920 --> 00:36:37,080
乒呤乓啷什么声音啊

646
00:36:37,730 --> 00:36:39,360
我刚刚在打一串葡萄

647
00:36:41,640 --> 00:36:44,080
哪里会有人打葡萄的

648
00:36:44,900 --> 00:36:45,860
吃饭了

649
00:36:47,200 --> 00:36:48,400
吃饭了

650
00:36:48,400 --> 00:36:49,490
吃饭好啊

651
00:36:49,490 --> 00:36:50,260
好是吗

652
00:36:50,260 --> 00:36:52,690
我看今天月亮这么美 不如

653
00:36:54,210 --> 00:36:56,320
月亮 没有啊

654
00:36:56,700 --> 00:36:59,410
那么大的月亮你都没看到吗 看清楚点

655
00:36:59,410 --> 00:37:02,080
天还没有黑 那来的月亮

656
00:37:02,080 --> 00:37:02,920
你说

657
00:37:06,930 --> 00:37:09,240
哎 菩什么老母

658
00:37:09,640 --> 00:37:10,410
菩什么老母

659
00:37:10,970 --> 00:37:11,850
我变成葡萄了

660
00:37:11,850 --> 00:37:12,560
你在哪里啊

661
00:37:12,850 --> 00:37:14,050
我在你的裤裆里面

662
00:37:15,260 --> 00:37:16,450
哇 这么大一坨

663
00:37:16,520 --> 00:37:18,280
那坨是你的 我在你后面

664
00:37:19,310 --> 00:37:20,800
再见到你太好了

665
00:37:20,800 --> 00:37:21,620
你现在相信啦

666
00:37:21,620 --> 00:37:22,610
我相信了 相信了

667
00:37:23,880 --> 00:37:25,730
我这里怎么会有妖怪出现呢

668
00:37:26,080 --> 00:37:29,210
笨蛋 我告诉你吧

669
00:37:29,430 --> 00:37:33,280
这群妖怪是等唐三藏重现人间

670
00:37:33,640 --> 00:37:35,090
唐三藏重现人间

671
00:37:37,980 --> 00:37:41,050
五百年前孙悟空被观音大世所消灭

672
00:37:41,380 --> 00:37:43,360
他师父唐三藏为了救他

673
00:37:43,490 --> 00:37:44,570
用自己的性命

674
00:37:44,570 --> 00:37:47,050
换取孙悟空一次重生的机会

675
00:37:47,170 --> 00:37:49,210
希望这只猴子能改邪归正

676
00:37:49,400 --> 00:37:51,120
唐三藏为什么在这里出现

677
00:37:51,120 --> 00:37:51,930
你还没告诉我

678
00:37:53,620 --> 00:37:56,640
不错 唐三藏当年为了普渡众生

679
00:37:56,770 --> 00:37:58,940
不怕千辛万苦去取西经

680
00:37:59,220 --> 00:38:01,810
希望借此经书来感化世人

681
00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:04,930
满天神佛都被他这种精神所感动

682
00:38:05,400 --> 00:38:06,920
玉皇大帝眼见如此

683
00:38:06,920 --> 00:38:09,130
因此给孙悟空一个机会转世

684
00:38:09,320 --> 00:38:11,320
安排他们师徒今世在这儿重逢

685
00:38:11,420 --> 00:38:13,300
继续去完成取西经的使命

686
00:38:14,810 --> 00:38:16,620
为什么那么多妖怪在这儿出现

687
00:38:16,620 --> 00:38:17,530
你明白啦

688
00:38:19,880 --> 00:38:22,170
怪不得我长久以来都在做同样的

689
00:38:22,170 --> 00:38:23,040
一个恶梦

690
00:38:23,500 --> 00:38:26,700
在一遍漆黑孤独的环境里面

691
00:38:27,130 --> 00:38:29,700
一对一对非常色迷迷的眼睛

692
00:38:29,700 --> 00:38:31,020
一直盯着我看

693
00:38:31,700 --> 00:38:33,610
看得我都非常不好意思

694
00:38:33,850 --> 00:38:35,100
就是你这种眼神

695
00:38:35,200 --> 00:38:37,170
有好几次还盯得我脸都红了

696
00:38:37,600 --> 00:38:39,370
原来注定我今天撞妖

697
00:38:39,610 --> 00:38:42,210
对呀 你今天真的撞妖了

698
00:38:42,400 --> 00:38:44,560
这两个乾坤袋 一沓子隐身符

699
00:38:44,740 --> 00:38:47,090
你把符贴在身上 她们就看不到你了

700
00:38:47,090 --> 00:38:49,280
趁她们不注意 你就套在她们头上

701
00:38:49,580 --> 00:38:51,570
去吧 我在后面掩护你

702
00:38:51,900 --> 00:38:53,480
你这个对白平常是我说的诶

703
00:38:53,640 --> 00:38:54,480
你跟谁说的

704
00:38:54,930 --> 00:38:55,720
跟他

705
00:38:56,820 --> 00:39:00,300
对啊 我当然帮你啊

706
00:39:00,680 --> 00:39:02,690
了不起 不愧是我的好哥们

707
00:39:02,760 --> 00:39:04,180
你现在出去叫所有兄弟进来

708
00:39:04,180 --> 00:39:05,120
每个人给一道符

709
00:39:05,170 --> 00:39:06,930
我回菩提老祖那儿拿乾坤袋来

710
00:39:06,940 --> 00:39:08,100
我们一起抓妖怪

711
00:39:08,100 --> 00:39:09,200
没问题

712
00:39:09,200 --> 00:39:09,760
好哥们

713
00:39:12,780 --> 00:39:14,170
你今天眼神怎么

714
00:39:14,170 --> 00:39:15,160
淫荡吗

715
00:39:15,160 --> 00:39:15,640
对啊

716
00:39:21,130 --> 00:39:22,850
我一定帮你的

717
00:39:37,240 --> 00:39:38,810
两位 请慢用啊

718
00:39:39,960 --> 00:39:40,460
这怎么办

719
00:39:40,460 --> 00:39:42,360
我也没有办法 是帮主吩咐的

720
00:39:42,360 --> 00:39:43,660
那你也得想个办法啊

721
00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:44,620
二当家

722
00:39:48,370 --> 00:39:49,840
通知其他人 帮主找我们

723
00:39:56,930 --> 00:39:58,810
{\an8}[隐身符]

724
00:39:56,930 --> 00:39:58,810
隐身符

725
00:39:59,130 --> 00:39:59,820
快去

726
00:39:59,820 --> 00:40:00,500
走吧

727
00:40:05,970 --> 00:40:06,480
师姐

728
00:40:06,890 --> 00:40:07,360
知道了

729
00:40:07,860 --> 00:40:09,500
我们不动声色 看他们干什么

730
00:40:23,020 --> 00:40:24,420
师妹 喝酒啊

731
00:40:39,130 --> 00:40:40,160
师姐 你也喝啊

732
00:40:47,370 --> 00:40:48,010
你怎么啦

733
00:40:49,290 --> 00:40:51,200
我有点醉 我想睡一下

734
00:40:52,200 --> 00:40:53,570
不用怕 看不到的

735
00:40:53,850 --> 00:40:56,360
不能喝就别喝嘛 真是丢人

736
00:41:17,020 --> 00:41:18,200
真的看不到诶

737
00:41:18,640 --> 00:41:19,810
本来就看不到

738
00:41:20,220 --> 00:41:20,610
走

739
00:41:25,610 --> 00:41:27,320
怪了 帮主怎么还没来呀

740
00:41:27,320 --> 00:41:27,960
就是

741
00:41:28,340 --> 00:41:29,760
不是说有烤鸡吗

742
00:41:39,880 --> 00:41:41,850
帮主 着火啦

743
00:41:43,180 --> 00:41:44,080
不能脱

744
00:42:34,360 --> 00:42:35,800
快还钱哪 混球

745
00:42:35,800 --> 00:42:37,170
你说就说 干什么那么凶呀

746
00:42:37,170 --> 00:42:38,900
我凶不行啊 借了钱不用还的啊

747
00:42:38,900 --> 00:42:40,060
你放屁 我什么时候跟你借了

748
00:42:40,060 --> 00:42:41,300
是你欠我钱

749
00:42:41,480 --> 00:42:42,450
我欠你

750
00:42:42,450 --> 00:42:43,380
怎么 不记得了吧

751
00:42:44,020 --> 00:42:44,740
对啊

752
00:42:46,020 --> 00:42:46,820
没记性

753
00:42:46,820 --> 00:42:48,090
对不起呀

754
00:43:09,820 --> 00:43:11,170
妈的 现在该你还钱啦

755
00:43:11,170 --> 00:43:12,840
喂 你用得着这么凶吗

756
00:43:12,840 --> 00:43:13,970
不还钱我毁你容啊

757
00:43:14,400 --> 00:43:16,000
我上个月不是已经还你了吗

758
00:43:16,120 --> 00:43:18,850
还了 对对对 已经还了

759
00:43:19,280 --> 00:43:21,410
你老了 记忆力衰退了

760
00:43:21,410 --> 00:43:24,580
算了 刚刚是我先不对嘛

761
00:43:25,300 --> 00:43:27,130
割了吧 都烧焦了

762
00:43:28,140 --> 00:43:30,770
脆了点 总比没有好

763
00:43:30,970 --> 00:43:32,290
明刀明枪跟她们拼了

764
00:43:32,340 --> 00:43:33,640
兄弟们 现身

765
00:43:33,640 --> 00:43:34,430
是

766
00:43:37,400 --> 00:43:39,340
两只妖怪 出来受死吧

767
00:43:42,250 --> 00:43:43,470
我的乾坤袋到哪里去了

768
00:43:44,080 --> 00:43:47,250
乾坤袋在这里 主人 他们想害你

769
00:43:48,330 --> 00:43:50,460
反间谍 你敢出卖我们

770
00:43:54,380 --> 00:43:55,770
不过他今天能出卖我

771
00:43:55,890 --> 00:43:57,240
明天也能够出卖你们

772
00:43:57,430 --> 00:43:58,820
是吗

773
00:43:58,820 --> 00:44:00,080
是啊

774
00:44:03,930 --> 00:44:06,090
我菩提老祖为了伏妖除魔

775
00:44:06,090 --> 00:44:07,320
三角裤都脱了

776
00:44:11,480 --> 00:44:14,310
帮主果然有眼光 二当家的真的有问题

777
00:44:14,400 --> 00:44:16,580
这老小子平常叫他做事 推三阻四

778
00:44:16,720 --> 00:44:18,660
这次这么爽快 一定有问题

779
00:44:19,020 --> 00:44:19,720
把他拖出来

780
00:44:19,720 --> 00:44:20,810
是

781
00:44:22,860 --> 00:44:23,400
放开我

782
00:44:24,890 --> 00:44:25,730
放开我

783
00:44:25,730 --> 00:44:26,970
少啰嗦

784
00:44:27,480 --> 00:44:29,490
放开我

785
00:44:29,540 --> 00:44:30,080
跪下

786
00:44:31,050 --> 00:44:34,140
你这叛徒 今天晚上就把你烧来烤着吃

787
00:44:34,920 --> 00:44:36,060
好

788
00:44:36,320 --> 00:44:37,460
这也不能怪他

789
00:44:37,720 --> 00:44:40,540
他只不过是中了两个妖女的移魂大法了

790
00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:42,690
放了我

791
00:44:42,690 --> 00:44:44,220
不然我叫我的主人杀了你们

792
00:44:44,460 --> 00:44:45,800
你还敢多嘴

793
00:44:48,520 --> 00:44:49,090
旺财

794
00:44:49,860 --> 00:44:52,410
你咬的这根绳子我怎么觉得好面熟啊

795
00:44:52,410 --> 00:44:52,900
奇怪

796
00:44:52,980 --> 00:44:55,120
就是我绑乾坤袋的绳子啊

797
00:44:58,480 --> 00:44:59,140
死老头

798
00:44:59,760 --> 00:45:02,560
天堂有路你不走 地狱无门你闯进来

799
00:45:04,610 --> 00:45:05,370
来吧

800
00:45:05,930 --> 00:45:07,920
让我掐死这个托世孙悟空

801
00:45:07,920 --> 00:45:09,920
你就永远都找不到唐三藏了

802
00:45:10,620 --> 00:45:11,120
什么

803
00:45:11,940 --> 00:45:12,700
他是孙悟空

804
00:45:14,700 --> 00:45:15,570
你要暂时冒充啊

805
00:45:15,570 --> 00:45:17,200
不然我们就完蛋去了

806
00:45:17,420 --> 00:45:18,340
他不是孙悟空

807
00:45:18,600 --> 00:45:20,160
他连我三味白骨火都受不了

808
00:45:20,160 --> 00:45:21,040
怎么会是孙悟空呢

809
00:45:21,530 --> 00:45:22,730
玩笑开大了吧

810
00:45:22,730 --> 00:45:24,170
这种天机你也敢泄露出来

811
00:45:24,260 --> 00:45:25,020
你秀逗了

812
00:45:25,020 --> 00:45:26,330
这一边

813
00:45:26,820 --> 00:45:28,390
你算是一个神仙吗你

814
00:45:28,440 --> 00:45:29,680
快把手拿过来

815
00:45:30,220 --> 00:45:31,060
过份

816
00:45:32,680 --> 00:45:34,490
你以为我真的怕你的三味白骨火吗

817
00:45:34,680 --> 00:45:35,890
你再烧一次试试看

818
00:45:36,180 --> 00:45:36,820
来真的

819
00:45:37,600 --> 00:45:38,240
好哇

820
00:45:41,170 --> 00:45:43,560
我不怕啦 对不对呀

821
00:45:43,760 --> 00:45:44,920
对啊

822
00:45:49,610 --> 00:45:51,850
我孙悟空就一直把手放在这里让你烧

823
00:45:52,560 --> 00:45:54,290
让他们见识 见识

824
00:45:55,730 --> 00:45:57,560
不就是烧手吗

825
00:46:04,700 --> 00:46:05,400
焦了

826
00:46:09,460 --> 00:46:10,770
真的烧焦了也没有事

827
00:46:12,500 --> 00:46:13,580
放手

828
00:46:14,580 --> 00:46:15,820
你现在知道我是真的啦

829
00:46:16,160 --> 00:46:17,040
快点投降

830
00:46:17,040 --> 00:46:19,120
我还有一帮兄弟 再加上个神仙

831
00:46:19,120 --> 00:46:20,270
诶 你到哪里去了呀

832
00:46:20,380 --> 00:46:22,060
我改天帮你报仇

833
00:46:22,430 --> 00:46:24,010
我靠 神仙都不讲义气

834
00:46:24,010 --> 00:46:24,850
那不用说了

835
00:46:24,850 --> 00:46:26,730
我那帮兄弟一定都站到那边去了

836
00:46:27,340 --> 00:46:28,890
是啊 帮主

837
00:46:29,880 --> 00:46:31,900
唉 一群大白痴

838
00:46:32,850 --> 00:46:33,850
你就是那个负心人

839
00:46:34,530 --> 00:46:35,490
昨天晚上你还骗我

840
00:46:37,020 --> 00:46:38,080
可恶的臭猴子

841
00:46:38,640 --> 00:46:40,220
我师妹嫁不出去就是因为你

842
00:46:40,890 --> 00:46:41,370
我

843
00:46:44,140 --> 00:46:45,240
抓住至尊宝

844
00:46:45,240 --> 00:46:46,270
上

845
00:46:46,320 --> 00:46:47,240
不要乱来

846
00:46:47,460 --> 00:46:49,160
帮主快跑

847
00:46:58,410 --> 00:47:00,020
不要杀我的兄弟呀

848
00:47:22,700 --> 00:47:23,810
帮主

849
00:47:30,500 --> 00:47:32,140
瞎子 不用怕 有我在

850
00:47:35,640 --> 00:47:36,350
对不起啊 瞎子

851
00:47:36,450 --> 00:47:37,620
计算错误少走了一步

852
00:47:37,890 --> 00:47:38,820
你不会怪我吧

853
00:47:40,450 --> 00:47:42,350
我一辈子      我知道

854
00:47:42,360 --> 00:47:43,680
都是个瞎子

855
00:47:45,140 --> 00:47:48,600
我最有眼光就是跟着帮主

856
00:47:52,570 --> 00:47:54,520
我跟你们拼了

857
00:47:58,100 --> 00:47:59,120
去死吧你

858
00:47:59,420 --> 00:48:00,470
不能杀负心人

859
00:48:00,560 --> 00:48:01,360
你还帮着他

860
00:48:01,360 --> 00:48:02,690
还要靠他找唐僧呢

861
00:48:03,280 --> 00:48:04,430
带他回盘丝洞

862
00:48:08,640 --> 00:48:09,410
师姐

863
00:48:10,660 --> 00:48:13,530
一个和尚有水喝 两个和尚没水喝

864
00:48:14,010 --> 00:48:15,560
这个道理原来你不懂啊

865
00:48:16,430 --> 00:48:18,180
你打伤我 也不见得一定有水喝

866
00:48:18,640 --> 00:48:19,560
你自己看看手掌

867
00:48:21,410 --> 00:48:22,250
黑寡妇

868
00:48:24,370 --> 00:48:25,890
你中了我的盘丝软夹毒

869
00:48:26,140 --> 00:48:27,520
七天之内没有我的解药

870
00:48:27,520 --> 00:48:29,240
你就会毒气攻心而死

871
00:48:30,400 --> 00:48:32,330
师姐 我再也不敢了

872
00:48:32,330 --> 00:48:32,850
滚开

873
00:48:37,140 --> 00:48:39,090
终于良心发现了你

874
00:48:39,090 --> 00:48:41,520
不是啊 外面来了个更狠的

875
00:48:43,300 --> 00:48:43,900
出去看看

876
00:48:45,890 --> 00:48:47,410
你们上哪去

877
00:48:47,410 --> 00:48:48,420
别去啊

878
00:48:52,810 --> 00:48:54,090
牛魔王也来了

879
00:49:04,200 --> 00:49:05,100
你也装死啊

880
00:49:05,160 --> 00:49:05,740
我也是

881
00:49:08,340 --> 00:49:09,860
快跑

882
00:49:12,660 --> 00:49:14,610
快跑

883
00:49:20,600 --> 00:49:21,690
菩提老祖

884
00:49:22,470 --> 00:49:24,090
今天不把唐三藏交出来

885
00:49:24,090 --> 00:49:24,920
死路一条

886
00:49:25,330 --> 00:49:26,000
少废话

887
00:49:26,120 --> 00:49:27,490
你问托世孙悟空嘛

888
00:49:28,310 --> 00:49:29,960
我结拜老弟孙悟空

889
00:49:30,780 --> 00:49:31,640
在哪儿

890
00:49:32,810 --> 00:49:33,540
这个更狠的

891
00:49:33,540 --> 00:49:35,140
原来是孙悟空的结拜大哥

892
00:49:35,240 --> 00:49:36,430
这次有救了

893
00:49:36,850 --> 00:49:38,570
小弟就是结拜大哥你的

894
00:49:38,570 --> 00:49:40,140
结拜弟弟孙悟空托世

895
00:49:41,200 --> 00:49:41,860
是你

896
00:49:42,060 --> 00:49:42,880
是

897
00:49:42,880 --> 00:49:43,890
正是小弟

898
00:49:44,010 --> 00:49:46,280
我杀了你这个勾引二嫂的王八蛋

899
00:49:51,010 --> 00:49:52,840
何方妖女 报上名来

900
00:49:53,580 --> 00:49:55,140
盘丝大仙座下大弟子白骨精

901
00:49:55,160 --> 00:49:55,780
蜘蛛精

902
00:49:56,310 --> 00:49:59,140
我认识你们祖师盘丝大仙的时候

903
00:49:59,660 --> 00:50:01,440
你们两个还不知道在哪儿呢

904
00:50:02,020 --> 00:50:03,800
今天居然敢跟我放肆

905
00:50:04,350 --> 00:50:05,120
变

906
00:50:09,400 --> 00:50:11,240
今天有谁敢挡我

907
00:50:11,770 --> 00:50:12,970
我就杀了谁

908
00:50:13,560 --> 00:50:14,960
尝尝我的白骨鞭

909
00:50:38,380 --> 00:50:38,930
变

910
00:50:40,740 --> 00:50:41,880
神龙盘丝

911
00:50:53,700 --> 00:50:54,970
快走

912
00:50:56,450 --> 00:50:57,570
雕虫小技

913
00:51:41,890 --> 00:51:43,360
瞎子 你不是死了吗

914
00:51:44,160 --> 00:51:46,140
我们刚刚是装死的

915
00:51:46,570 --> 00:51:47,800
我靠 我服了你

916
00:51:50,440 --> 00:51:52,410
不要走呀

917
00:51:54,120 --> 00:51:55,690
看看你们还有什么法宝

918
00:51:56,540 --> 00:51:57,640
死牛魔王     走

919
00:52:07,920 --> 00:52:08,960
他打伤了我菩提根

920
00:52:08,960 --> 00:52:10,970
起码得练上百八十年才能跟他斗了

921
00:52:14,560 --> 00:52:16,480
起床了

922
00:52:21,410 --> 00:52:22,000
你干什么

923
00:52:24,310 --> 00:52:25,780
我主人要见你

924
00:52:27,020 --> 00:52:27,890
这是什么地方

925
00:52:28,300 --> 00:52:29,430
盘丝洞

926
00:52:31,360 --> 00:52:32,420
盘丝洞

927
00:52:32,540 --> 00:52:33,050
对呀

928
00:52:33,410 --> 00:52:36,000
我主人是盘丝大仙座下大弟子蜘蛛精

929
00:52:36,000 --> 00:52:37,300
这里不是盘丝洞是什么

930
00:52:38,360 --> 00:52:39,860
盘丝洞

931
00:52:40,210 --> 00:52:41,730
走吧 臭猴子

932
00:52:41,730 --> 00:52:42,700
你疯啦

933
00:52:43,040 --> 00:52:44,940
我是你的帮主啊 臭猴子

934
00:52:44,940 --> 00:52:45,890
我是疯了

935
00:52:46,090 --> 00:52:47,430
可是你还在装傻

936
00:52:47,880 --> 00:52:48,930
在山寨你已经承认

937
00:52:48,930 --> 00:52:50,170
自己是齐天大圣了嘛

938
00:52:50,170 --> 00:52:50,700
走吧

939
00:52:50,700 --> 00:52:51,770
你聪明一点

940
00:52:51,780 --> 00:52:53,180
我是被迫暂时装的

941
00:52:53,180 --> 00:52:55,200
不相信你拿个照妖镜看看我是不是

942
00:52:56,140 --> 00:52:56,840
照妖境

943
00:53:05,320 --> 00:53:07,000
看到了吧 看到了没有

944
00:53:07,140 --> 00:53:07,620
不是

945
00:53:08,250 --> 00:53:08,980
清楚吗

946
00:53:10,920 --> 00:53:11,740
骗我

947
00:53:11,880 --> 00:53:13,000
这根本就是

948
00:53:14,660 --> 00:53:16,810
猪啊

949
00:53:17,650 --> 00:53:19,580
姐姐 你可怜可怜我吧

950
00:53:20,560 --> 00:53:21,380
你急什么

951
00:53:22,180 --> 00:53:24,460
在这段时间里只要你乖乖的听话

952
00:53:24,690 --> 00:53:25,600
我保证你没事

953
00:53:26,240 --> 00:53:27,740
主人

954
00:53:27,740 --> 00:53:29,560
主人啊 臭猴子来了

955
00:53:30,720 --> 00:53:33,290
臭猴子 唐三藏到底在哪里

956
00:53:35,770 --> 00:53:37,720
这个误会好大呀 各位

957
00:53:38,180 --> 00:53:39,330
这个误会大到

958
00:53:39,330 --> 00:53:40,610
我要偷偷地跟你们说

959
00:53:40,610 --> 00:53:42,460
我虽然属猴 可是我不是臭猴子

960
00:53:42,460 --> 00:53:43,210
多说无益

961
00:53:43,210 --> 00:53:44,370
我照妖镜也有 什么都有

962
00:53:44,370 --> 00:53:45,600
你自己来照照我看是不是

963
00:53:45,600 --> 00:53:46,820
假的 假的

964
00:53:46,820 --> 00:53:47,740
假的你也让我照一照啊

965
00:53:47,740 --> 00:53:48,620
你不要再装蒜啦

966
00:53:49,730 --> 00:53:51,130
如果我真的是孙悟空的话

967
00:53:51,180 --> 00:53:52,460
就不会在这边被你们耍了

968
00:53:52,460 --> 00:53:53,570
我一个跟斗飞上天

969
00:53:53,570 --> 00:53:55,320
然后在你们天灵盖拉一堆屎

970
00:53:55,810 --> 00:53:56,730
你还没变身呢

971
00:53:56,900 --> 00:53:58,520
到时候你以为你不拉

972
00:53:59,880 --> 00:54:00,560
师妹

973
00:54:01,760 --> 00:54:02,930
心疼啦

974
00:54:03,640 --> 00:54:04,180
没有

975
00:54:04,770 --> 00:54:05,360
没有

976
00:54:07,880 --> 00:54:09,450
我不会再为这个男人心疼

977
00:54:11,350 --> 00:54:12,130
你骗我

978
00:54:13,970 --> 00:54:15,360
我真的没有骗你

979
00:54:16,290 --> 00:54:18,180
没骗我的话 你一剑把他杀了

980
00:54:18,820 --> 00:54:19,690
把他杀了

981
00:54:20,740 --> 00:54:22,310
你不想找唐僧了吗

982
00:54:22,970 --> 00:54:25,250
想啊 可是我不信你会一剑杀了他

983
00:54:31,040 --> 00:54:33,050
猪嘴巴

984
00:54:33,050 --> 00:54:33,810
把剑给她

985
00:54:36,280 --> 00:54:37,320
给她

986
00:54:40,740 --> 00:54:41,600
杀他

987
00:54:42,470 --> 00:54:43,800
你割到我大腿啦

988
00:54:43,800 --> 00:54:44,400
我故意的

989
00:54:44,540 --> 00:54:46,050
那你要赔我医药费呀

990
00:54:46,050 --> 00:54:46,560
少来

991
00:54:47,210 --> 00:54:48,420
我是要杀你

992
00:54:51,700 --> 00:54:54,690
贱人 我早知道你对臭猴子余情未了

993
00:54:54,690 --> 00:54:56,640
废话少说 拿命来

994
00:55:12,940 --> 00:55:13,380
你要不要紧

995
00:55:18,690 --> 00:55:21,240
在危险时刻还这么关心我

996
00:55:22,220 --> 00:55:25,000
从现在开始 爱你一万年

997
00:55:30,960 --> 00:55:32,180
我靠 在外面

998
00:55:32,320 --> 00:55:33,490
这门安全不安全哪

999
00:55:33,930 --> 00:55:35,740
这门是祖师爷用万年金刚石做的

1000
00:55:39,090 --> 00:55:40,200
你怎么了     你走开

1001
00:55:43,720 --> 00:55:46,170
师妹 你不记得他以前怎么对你啦

1002
00:55:46,930 --> 00:55:48,460
他欺骗感情 背弃婚约

1003
00:55:48,970 --> 00:55:50,600
原来你跟赤炼君有段美好的姻缘

1004
00:55:50,600 --> 00:55:51,580
都被他搅和啦

1005
00:55:51,930 --> 00:55:53,000
他现在还没本事

1006
00:55:53,200 --> 00:55:54,040
等他回复真身之后

1007
00:55:54,040 --> 00:55:55,160
一样不会理你的

1008
00:55:55,160 --> 00:55:56,400
你他妈的有完没完

1009
00:55:56,810 --> 00:55:58,310
臭猴子 你敢骂我

1010
00:55:58,730 --> 00:55:59,650
我就骂你怎么样

1011
00:56:00,570 --> 00:56:02,240
你别以为躲在里面很安全

1012
00:56:02,600 --> 00:56:04,090
今天是十五月圆之夜

1013
00:56:04,090 --> 00:56:05,560
到时候她尸变 你死得难看

1014
00:56:09,470 --> 00:56:10,970
我靠 我是吓大的啊

1015
00:56:18,320 --> 00:56:18,850
什么

1016
00:56:19,350 --> 00:56:21,820
大王 这里有几千个山 山洞又多

1017
00:56:22,000 --> 00:56:23,720
不知道哪个才是盘丝洞的入口啊

1018
00:56:23,720 --> 00:56:25,100
是啊

1019
00:56:25,100 --> 00:56:28,720
是吗 比我身上的牛虱还多 给我找

1020
00:57:00,280 --> 00:57:01,580
你在干什么

1021
00:57:02,210 --> 00:57:04,890
里面怎么样 死了没有啊

1022
00:57:05,220 --> 00:57:06,560
你死了我们都不会死

1023
00:57:06,640 --> 00:57:08,200
我们是快乐得不得了

1024
00:57:10,090 --> 00:57:11,920
晶晶姑娘美得一塌糊涂

1025
00:57:11,920 --> 00:57:13,640
我是帅得乱七八糟

1026
00:57:13,660 --> 00:57:15,010
我俩是俊男美女

1027
00:57:15,010 --> 00:57:16,450
吃饭了三十娘

1028
00:57:21,140 --> 00:57:22,440
救命啊

1029
00:57:23,440 --> 00:57:24,390
尸变了

1030
00:57:24,400 --> 00:57:24,890
开门

1031
00:57:24,890 --> 00:57:25,720
开不了呀

1032
00:57:25,720 --> 00:57:26,780
嘴对嘴过点阳气给她

1033
00:57:28,140 --> 00:57:29,520
这样子可以阻止她一下

1034
00:57:31,890 --> 00:57:32,570
吓死我了

1035
00:57:34,430 --> 00:57:36,370
师妹 你斗不过我的

1036
00:57:36,370 --> 00:57:37,080
是吗

1037
00:57:38,820 --> 00:57:40,250
你动一下我就扭断你的脖子

1038
00:57:42,360 --> 00:57:43,880
快拿钥匙 把她关进去

1039
00:57:45,280 --> 00:57:46,880
你这么爱进去 是不是

1040
00:57:47,260 --> 00:57:47,800
进去

1041
00:57:50,650 --> 00:57:51,700
再见

1042
00:58:06,420 --> 00:58:08,260
冤冤相报何时了

1043
00:58:11,720 --> 00:58:12,850
我有个很好的建议

1044
00:58:14,460 --> 00:58:15,770
先说好 不准打脸

1045
00:58:20,290 --> 00:58:22,270
那里都别打啊 拜托

1046
00:58:22,610 --> 00:58:24,270
还有只鸡啊 三十娘

1047
00:58:29,370 --> 00:58:30,500
我叫你跑

1048
00:58:40,050 --> 00:58:41,780
这样子亲她 她都没反应啊

1049
00:58:41,890 --> 00:58:43,180
不要锁

1050
00:58:46,570 --> 00:58:48,290
好 还不开门是吧

1051
00:58:48,860 --> 00:58:49,780
我警告你啊

1052
00:58:50,100 --> 00:58:52,960
我把你的心上人先奸后杀

1053
00:58:57,340 --> 00:58:57,820
一

1054
00:59:08,460 --> 00:59:08,960
二

1055
00:59:12,690 --> 00:59:13,850
中

1056
00:59:18,730 --> 00:59:19,250
三

1057
00:59:23,220 --> 00:59:25,180
催情大法

1058
00:59:34,720 --> 00:59:35,770
走哇

1059
00:59:44,360 --> 00:59:45,060
你干什么

1060
00:59:45,980 --> 00:59:47,400
我打了个冷颤

1061
00:59:48,450 --> 00:59:49,380
好过瘾啊

1062
00:59:49,880 --> 00:59:51,280
你在我身上打了个冷颤

1063
00:59:52,130 --> 00:59:52,700
是啊

1064
00:59:54,640 --> 00:59:55,540
我的天啊

1065
01:00:19,490 --> 01:00:21,160
如果不是妖怪那有多好

1066
01:00:30,970 --> 01:00:32,600
你中的毒越来越深

1067
01:00:34,170 --> 01:00:35,810
再不解 会死的

1068
01:00:36,730 --> 01:00:37,460
解了又怎样

1069
01:00:38,340 --> 01:00:40,180
不开心 长生不死也没用

1070
01:00:41,320 --> 01:00:44,380
开心 就算只能活几天也已足够

1071
01:00:46,460 --> 01:00:47,730
如果我告诉你我不是孙悟空

1072
01:00:47,730 --> 01:00:48,250
你会怎么样

1073
01:00:49,850 --> 01:00:50,610
我会杀了你

1074
01:00:51,840 --> 01:00:53,130
我真的不是孙悟空

1075
01:00:53,970 --> 01:00:55,050
这块真的是照妖镜

1076
01:00:55,050 --> 01:00:55,930
你照照看就知道了

1077
01:00:56,610 --> 01:00:57,810
什么 你不是他

1078
01:00:58,810 --> 01:00:59,400
不是

1079
01:01:00,400 --> 01:01:01,650
你不怕我杀了你吗

1080
01:01:02,370 --> 01:01:04,780
怕 不过没办法

1081
01:01:06,170 --> 01:01:08,010
因为我不希望你看到我的时候

1082
01:01:09,050 --> 01:01:10,770
心里面却想着另外一个人

1083
01:01:13,740 --> 01:01:14,610
我把你给杀了

1084
01:01:14,610 --> 01:01:18,180
来吧 就像你说的 做人不开心

1085
01:01:18,430 --> 01:01:19,890
就算长生不死也没有用

1086
01:02:11,920 --> 01:02:12,410
来吧

1087
01:02:12,730 --> 01:02:13,660
来就来

1088
01:02:24,880 --> 01:02:27,080
他母亲的 是谁绑的 那么紧

1089
01:02:27,440 --> 01:02:28,490
我来解

1090
01:02:38,010 --> 01:02:40,470
对不起 我不是故意的

1091
01:02:41,100 --> 01:02:42,180
我是看你那么冲动

1092
01:02:42,690 --> 01:02:43,690
配合你一下而已

1093
01:02:44,440 --> 01:02:45,740
我虽然不是什么正人君子

1094
01:02:45,740 --> 01:02:47,010
但也不至于乘人之危

1095
01:02:48,340 --> 01:02:49,580
白天我不习惯

1096
01:02:50,520 --> 01:02:51,900
晚上再说

1097
01:02:58,720 --> 01:03:00,600
晚上也好 白天也好

1098
01:03:01,130 --> 01:03:02,890
你随时需要 随时吩咐

1099
01:03:03,890 --> 01:03:04,970
从今天开始

1100
01:03:05,310 --> 01:03:06,720
我会一直陪着你

1101
01:03:18,460 --> 01:03:19,140
找到没有

1102
01:03:19,140 --> 01:03:19,770
没有

1103
01:03:19,810 --> 01:03:21,140
继续找

1104
01:03:44,450 --> 01:03:45,740
老天瞎了眼

1105
01:03:46,660 --> 01:03:48,690
我春三十娘貌美如花

1106
01:03:49,220 --> 01:03:51,480
居然跟这么丑的男人有了

1107
01:03:58,170 --> 01:03:58,920
三十娘

1108
01:03:58,970 --> 01:03:59,660
你闭嘴

1109
01:04:00,890 --> 01:04:02,640
要不是为肚子 我早就打死你

1110
01:04:04,390 --> 01:04:05,100
谢谢

1111
01:04:05,100 --> 01:04:06,100
你那么开心干什么

1112
01:04:07,980 --> 01:04:08,540
我警告你

1113
01:04:09,060 --> 01:04:09,700
将来他长大了

1114
01:04:09,700 --> 01:04:11,930
你不许承认你是他的 那个

1115
01:04:13,460 --> 01:04:14,640
那我算什么

1116
01:04:14,640 --> 01:04:15,640
奶妈

1117
01:04:16,000 --> 01:04:17,640
我是男人怎么做奶妈啊

1118
01:04:18,540 --> 01:04:19,540
孩子是我们带大的

1119
01:04:19,770 --> 01:04:21,500
你不说 他怎么知道男人不能做奶妈

1120
01:04:22,770 --> 01:04:23,810
那倒也是

1121
01:04:26,970 --> 01:04:28,940
我找到一个很像你的人

1122
01:04:41,500 --> 01:04:42,260
是你

1123
01:04:44,970 --> 01:04:47,640
想不想知道唐三藏在哪里

1124
01:04:50,320 --> 01:04:50,770
想

1125
01:04:51,920 --> 01:04:53,410
想就别还手

1126
01:04:57,220 --> 01:04:59,620
要吃唐僧肉总要付出一点代价

1127
01:04:59,960 --> 01:05:00,640
值得

1128
01:05:03,400 --> 01:05:05,410
如果你肯给我解药救白晶晶的话

1129
01:05:05,540 --> 01:05:06,840
我就告诉你唐僧在哪里

1130
01:05:08,080 --> 01:05:09,410
又是为了那个贱人

1131
01:05:11,160 --> 01:05:12,780
不爽呀

1132
01:05:19,120 --> 01:05:20,260
奶妈

1133
01:05:22,690 --> 01:05:24,810
奶妈疼你啊

1134
01:05:32,250 --> 01:05:34,270
我爽了 明天出发吧

1135
01:05:40,690 --> 01:05:42,340
为了爱情

1136
01:05:43,500 --> 01:05:48,490
就算你真的毁我容 也是值得的

1137
01:05:54,320 --> 01:05:56,130
快点哪 你到底救不救人哪

1138
01:05:56,130 --> 01:05:57,580
你让我上马

1139
01:06:07,960 --> 01:06:08,640
至尊宝

1140
01:06:08,650 --> 01:06:10,600
你再不快点 师妹就不行了

1141
01:06:10,600 --> 01:06:12,930
你得让我上马才行呀

1142
01:06:22,960 --> 01:06:24,240
不见了

1143
01:06:31,140 --> 01:06:32,200
全都是骗我

1144
01:06:36,260 --> 01:06:38,890
过了这座山就回到菩提洞了

1145
01:06:41,760 --> 01:06:44,810
不要啊 啊

1146
01:06:45,680 --> 01:06:46,800
晶晶

1147
01:06:48,180 --> 01:06:50,260
晶晶

1148
01:06:56,180 --> 01:06:57,690
一定以为我丢下她不管了

1149
01:06:58,770 --> 01:06:59,770
还要找多久

1150
01:06:59,770 --> 01:07:00,890
晶晶

1151
01:07:01,260 --> 01:07:02,900
毒发滚下山咯

1152
01:07:05,530 --> 01:07:07,730
讨厌 就是因为你

1153
01:07:08,360 --> 01:07:09,410
为什么让我睡一个晚上

1154
01:07:09,410 --> 01:07:10,160
不连夜赶来

1155
01:07:10,340 --> 01:07:11,410
你为什么不快马加鞭

1156
01:07:11,410 --> 01:07:12,310
我一定跟得上

1157
01:07:12,380 --> 01:07:13,780
你别希望我把唐僧的事情告诉你

1158
01:07:13,780 --> 01:07:14,760
我什么都不知道

1159
01:07:16,010 --> 01:07:17,380
你自己走得慢还怪我

1160
01:07:20,810 --> 01:07:21,450
什么

1161
01:07:21,650 --> 01:07:24,570
大王 我们发现白晶晶昏倒山崖

1162
01:07:24,680 --> 01:07:26,140
菩提老祖重伤不治

1163
01:07:28,700 --> 01:07:29,890
天助我也

1164
01:07:32,020 --> 01:07:32,880
进去

1165
01:07:35,220 --> 01:07:35,850
你不说出来

1166
01:07:35,850 --> 01:07:36,940
一辈子都别指望出去

1167
01:07:40,100 --> 01:07:41,470
懒得理你

1168
01:07:46,840 --> 01:07:50,050
地也不是那么硬 有办法

1169
01:07:53,410 --> 01:07:56,180
盖世魔王 神功护体

1170
01:07:57,460 --> 01:07:58,850
我把你伤治好

1171
01:07:59,060 --> 01:08:01,380
你要带我去盘丝洞找托世的猴子

1172
01:08:01,680 --> 01:08:02,940
我就可以找到唐僧

1173
01:08:03,130 --> 01:08:05,250
到时候吃唐僧肉少不了你的份

1174
01:08:05,490 --> 01:08:07,760
否则我要你死得比现在痛苦十倍

1175
01:08:13,170 --> 01:08:14,660
挖隧道也要离开这里

1176
01:08:19,160 --> 01:08:21,899
借助月亮光华可以穿梭时空

1177
01:08:25,700 --> 01:08:26,800
什么东西呀

1178
01:08:43,960 --> 01:08:46,649
般若波罗蜜 是梵文啊

1179
01:08:48,970 --> 01:08:50,689
月光宝盒

1180
01:08:53,310 --> 01:08:55,140
盘丝大仙留下来的宝物

1181
01:09:25,319 --> 01:09:26,290
快带我进盘丝洞

1182
01:09:30,080 --> 01:09:31,000
怎么肚子有点疼

1183
01:09:31,000 --> 01:09:31,920
是不是要生啦

1184
01:09:33,450 --> 01:09:34,770
把我转哪里去了

1185
01:09:34,800 --> 01:09:35,700
这么多机关

1186
01:09:35,700 --> 01:09:36,859
越走越湿

1187
01:10:16,920 --> 01:10:19,160
大王 你回来了

1188
01:10:30,680 --> 01:10:31,880
撞鬼啦我

1189
01:10:33,940 --> 01:10:36,170
你装成这个样子干什么嘛

1190
01:10:36,690 --> 01:10:37,940
你喜欢唐三藏

1191
01:10:37,940 --> 01:10:39,700
我扮成他让你开心嘛

1192
01:10:40,260 --> 01:10:40,960
你干什么嘛

1193
01:10:40,960 --> 01:10:42,000
我帮你接生啊

1194
01:10:42,840 --> 01:10:44,270
头出来了

1195
01:10:44,770 --> 01:10:45,810
是吗 我怎么没感觉呀

1196
01:10:45,810 --> 01:10:46,820
你看啊

1197
01:10:47,120 --> 01:10:48,890
那是我的菠萝盖呀

1198
01:10:48,890 --> 01:10:50,240
怪不得没有头发

1199
01:10:50,420 --> 01:10:51,260
有人来了

1200
01:10:51,820 --> 01:10:52,970
先躲一躲 躲一躲

1201
01:10:58,040 --> 01:10:59,600
好痛啊

1202
01:10:59,700 --> 01:11:00,850
我也好痛啊

1203
01:11:00,850 --> 01:11:03,500
求求你把手放开 好不好啊

1204
01:11:13,890 --> 01:11:14,760
观世音

1205
01:11:16,480 --> 01:11:19,180
孙悟空 你当年罪恶滔天

1206
01:11:19,430 --> 01:11:22,720
希望你今生会大彻大悟 痛改前非

1207
01:11:23,050 --> 01:11:23,930
谁在说话

1208
01:11:24,540 --> 01:11:27,700
五百年前你师父唐三藏为了赎你一命

1209
01:11:27,840 --> 01:11:29,160
牺牲了他自己

1210
01:11:29,470 --> 01:11:31,040
玉皇大帝特意安排你

1211
01:11:31,040 --> 01:11:32,920
五百年后重投人间

1212
01:11:33,350 --> 01:11:35,170
希望你能学你师父一样

1213
01:11:35,390 --> 01:11:36,220
舍己为人

1214
01:11:36,720 --> 01:11:38,740
把你过去的一切罪孽洗清

1215
01:11:39,020 --> 01:11:41,370
只要你肯自愿带上金刚圈

1216
01:11:41,450 --> 01:11:42,740
肯改过自新

1217
01:11:42,900 --> 01:11:45,720
你就可以变回法力无边的齐天大圣

1218
01:11:46,400 --> 01:11:49,210
到时候你就要负起取西经的重任

1219
01:11:49,210 --> 01:11:50,520
把历史重改

1220
01:11:50,770 --> 01:11:53,080
不过从此人间一切与你无关

1221
01:11:53,310 --> 01:11:55,730
再不能有半点情欲 半点留恋

1222
01:11:55,890 --> 01:11:57,580
要全心皈依我佛

1223
01:11:58,360 --> 01:12:00,860
你还没变成真正的孙悟空托世

1224
01:12:01,090 --> 01:12:02,580
只是因为你还没有遇上

1225
01:12:02,580 --> 01:12:04,010
那个给你三颗痣的人

1226
01:12:04,430 --> 01:12:05,700
当你遇上她之后

1227
01:12:05,890 --> 01:12:07,850
你的一生就会改变

1228
01:12:10,340 --> 01:12:11,300
跟我说话吗

1229
01:12:12,290 --> 01:12:13,640
不是跟我说的吧

1230
01:12:14,610 --> 01:12:16,920
认错人啦

1231
01:12:18,500 --> 01:12:19,430
秀逗哦

1232
01:12:19,480 --> 01:12:21,880
没事啦  好痛呀

1233
01:12:23,660 --> 01:12:25,290
放手呀

1234
01:12:25,480 --> 01:12:27,570
你镇静点行不行啊      不行

1235
01:12:27,570 --> 01:12:30,420
镇静 安静 冷静

1236
01:12:30,480 --> 01:12:32,330
哎呀 好痛啊

1237
01:12:32,770 --> 01:12:34,140
我也一样痛啊

1238
01:12:41,560 --> 01:12:42,600
小心机关

1239
01:12:44,180 --> 01:12:44,760
追

1240
01:12:45,140 --> 01:12:46,220
走呀

1241
01:12:46,970 --> 01:12:48,540
快拉住我呀

1242
01:12:49,280 --> 01:12:52,490
抓住了  生了

1243
01:12:54,050 --> 01:12:56,140
唐三藏出世了 快找

1244
01:12:56,140 --> 01:12:57,010
是

1245
01:13:02,170 --> 01:13:04,450
是男的 长得很像你诶

1246
01:13:08,000 --> 01:13:08,930
我觉得

1247
01:13:09,620 --> 01:13:10,660
做不做神仙

1248
01:13:11,320 --> 01:13:13,450
能不能吃到唐僧肉并不重要

1249
01:13:14,290 --> 01:13:17,040
最重要的是我们以后能好好的生活

1250
01:13:17,770 --> 01:13:18,650
把孩大带大

1251
01:13:19,260 --> 01:13:20,930
不要像我一样当山贼

1252
01:13:21,970 --> 01:13:23,530
你那么想要唐僧

1253
01:13:23,530 --> 01:13:25,480
干脆儿子就叫做三藏好了

1254
01:13:27,600 --> 01:13:28,250
谁

1255
01:13:28,890 --> 01:13:30,450
我们可算是冤家路窄

1256
01:13:31,120 --> 01:13:31,820
你想怎么样

1257
01:13:33,850 --> 01:13:34,580
孩子是你的

1258
01:13:37,300 --> 01:13:39,260
没错 是我跟至尊宝生的

1259
01:13:41,060 --> 01:13:42,080
你说什么

1260
01:13:44,520 --> 01:13:46,650
奶妈 你告诉她吧

1261
01:13:47,980 --> 01:13:48,620
你说呀

1262
01:13:55,060 --> 01:13:55,530
是

1263
01:13:58,060 --> 01:13:59,860
她跟至尊宝生的

1264
01:14:04,900 --> 01:14:05,370
走

1265
01:14:07,890 --> 01:14:09,120
看你往哪跑

1266
01:14:09,180 --> 01:14:10,610
不要怕 我保护你

1267
01:14:10,940 --> 01:14:11,800
你是哪块蒜苗

1268
01:14:11,800 --> 01:14:12,920
凭什么保护我

1269
01:14:13,300 --> 01:14:13,940
滚开

1270
01:14:14,980 --> 01:14:15,970
把儿子抱走

1271
01:14:20,010 --> 01:14:20,770
过来呀

1272
01:14:20,820 --> 01:14:21,930
把唐三藏给我

1273
01:14:22,420 --> 01:14:23,690
我不是让你过来啊

1274
01:14:25,020 --> 01:14:25,720
这是我儿子啊

1275
01:14:25,730 --> 01:14:26,850
不是唐三藏

1276
01:14:27,220 --> 01:14:28,270
救命呀

1277
01:14:29,930 --> 01:14:31,570
救命呀

1278
01:14:32,580 --> 01:14:35,340
你这么关心我 我愿意为你精尽人亡

1279
01:14:45,970 --> 01:14:46,600
带我儿子走

1280
01:14:46,920 --> 01:14:47,560
不走

1281
01:14:48,210 --> 01:14:49,100
走

1282
01:14:49,570 --> 01:14:50,250
三十娘

1283
01:14:55,580 --> 01:14:56,770
总算跑出来了

1284
01:15:08,520 --> 01:15:09,090
晶晶

1285
01:15:35,480 --> 01:15:36,100
老婆

1286
01:15:37,450 --> 01:15:38,500
龟缩大法

1287
01:15:41,360 --> 01:15:42,490
我割你的肝 割你的胃

1288
01:15:42,490 --> 01:15:43,810
我割你的心脏 割你的肺

1289
01:15:47,000 --> 01:15:48,520
打个蝴蝶结

1290
01:15:49,000 --> 01:15:50,350
元神出窍

1291
01:15:54,720 --> 01:15:56,580
贱人 别再踩我的肠子啦

1292
01:15:56,580 --> 01:15:57,720
喜欢 高兴 爱

1293
01:16:13,880 --> 01:16:15,570
老婆

1294
01:16:17,300 --> 01:16:18,160
我老婆在里面

1295
01:16:18,160 --> 01:16:19,020
拜托你帮帮忙啊

1296
01:16:19,330 --> 01:16:20,140
没有空

1297
01:16:20,470 --> 01:16:21,800
拜托啦

1298
01:16:23,960 --> 01:16:24,800
出来啦

1299
01:16:24,800 --> 01:16:25,560
走

1300
01:16:29,610 --> 01:16:31,040
是不是真的能时光倒流

1301
01:16:39,420 --> 01:16:41,310
快走 走

1302
01:16:41,330 --> 01:16:43,420
我不走 要走一起走

1303
01:16:43,520 --> 01:16:44,560
你听我说

1304
01:16:45,940 --> 01:16:47,490
好好带大我们的孩子

1305
01:16:51,580 --> 01:16:52,290
走呀

1306
01:16:55,660 --> 01:16:57,810
我们的孩子 娘子

1307
01:16:58,700 --> 01:16:59,930
你再不走我就死给你看

1308
01:17:01,200 --> 01:17:02,100
不要啊

1309
01:17:05,800 --> 01:17:14,180
娘子

1310
01:17:14,620 --> 01:17:15,640
相公

1311
01:17:16,250 --> 01:17:17,090
月亮快出来

1312
01:17:17,090 --> 01:17:17,940
娘子

1313
01:17:20,810 --> 01:17:21,290
好

1314
01:17:22,270 --> 01:17:25,410
波罗什么玩意忘光光了

1315
01:17:25,930 --> 01:17:31,540
般若波罗蜜

1316
01:17:35,740 --> 01:17:37,430
升仙了

1317
01:17:38,220 --> 01:17:40,810
我靠 帅呀 真的时光倒流了

1318
01:17:43,640 --> 01:17:44,890
等等

1319
01:17:45,640 --> 01:17:47,640
凶手跑得那么快 再来

1320
01:17:49,540 --> 01:17:54,050
老婆 我老婆

1321
01:17:54,050 --> 01:17:56,300
你老婆就快出来了 你急什么

1322
01:17:57,460 --> 01:17:59,640
我还没说完 你是怎么知道的

1323
01:18:02,140 --> 01:18:03,220
真的出来了     走呀

1324
01:18:04,290 --> 01:18:07,420
娘子

1325
01:18:09,280 --> 01:18:12,140
般若波罗蜜

1326
01:18:12,620 --> 01:18:15,700
又升仙了

1327
01:18:16,840 --> 01:18:18,350
为什么要说“又”呢

1328
01:18:20,930 --> 01:18:26,250
等等

1329
01:18:26,930 --> 01:18:28,480
我靠 再来

1330
01:18:30,260 --> 01:18:31,280
老婆

1331
01:18:36,490 --> 01:18:37,770
我警告你别烦我

1332
01:18:41,300 --> 01:18:43,600
为什么要我别烦你 还要警告我呢

1333
01:18:43,610 --> 01:18:44,780
你真是啰嗦啊

1334
01:18:45,170 --> 01:18:47,420
是啊 我也觉得自己很啰嗦

1335
01:18:47,420 --> 01:18:48,520
为什么

1336
01:18:49,490 --> 01:18:49,810
出来啦

1337
01:18:49,810 --> 01:18:51,400
走 走哇

1338
01:18:52,690 --> 01:18:54,980
娘子

1339
01:18:57,080 --> 01:18:59,890
般若波罗蜜

1340
01:18:59,890 --> 01:19:01,890
我靠 又要升了

1341
01:19:02,970 --> 01:19:07,880
等等

1342
01:19:10,420 --> 01:19:14,000
我的妈呀 累死我了

1343
01:19:14,680 --> 01:19:19,840
老婆

1344
01:19:23,970 --> 01:19:24,810
拿来

1345
01:19:31,090 --> 01:19:32,330
我懒得跟你说

1346
01:19:35,160 --> 01:19:37,200
懒得跟我说就不要说嘛

1347
01:19:37,300 --> 01:19:38,500
为什么要打我呢

1348
01:19:40,360 --> 01:19:44,860
娘子

1349
01:19:44,860 --> 01:19:48,920
般若波罗蜜

1350
01:19:51,450 --> 01:19:54,280
娘子呀 跟牛魔王出来看上帝

1351
01:20:02,410 --> 01:20:04,720
刀下留人

1352
01:20:10,010 --> 01:20:11,060
原来是自杀

1353
01:20:11,210 --> 01:20:12,980
你为什么要自杀呢

1354
01:20:14,370 --> 01:20:17,060
自杀 要死也先杀了你

1355
01:20:25,540 --> 01:20:26,490
英雄

1356
01:20:27,700 --> 01:20:29,580
你放过我吧

1357
01:20:29,680 --> 01:20:30,420
放过你

1358
01:20:31,040 --> 01:20:32,700
你给我一个不杀你的理由

1359
01:20:33,860 --> 01:20:36,740
正在想 你给我一个杀我的理由先

1360
01:20:36,890 --> 01:20:39,100
好哇 你一声不响丢下我

1361
01:20:39,210 --> 01:20:40,420
还跟师姐生了个儿子

1362
01:20:40,460 --> 01:20:41,570
你完全误会了     找死

1363
01:20:41,570 --> 01:20:43,020
不要啊 英雄

1364
01:20:43,020 --> 01:20:45,400
我是回来跟你师姐拿解药去救你的

1365
01:20:45,400 --> 01:20:46,720
谁知道晚了一步

1366
01:20:46,720 --> 01:20:48,800
回去已经找不到你了

1367
01:20:48,880 --> 01:20:49,540
你骗我

1368
01:20:50,020 --> 01:20:50,610
你不信

1369
01:20:52,780 --> 01:20:53,640
你看

1370
01:20:57,740 --> 01:20:58,600
他们到哪儿去了

1371
01:20:58,700 --> 01:20:59,330
怎么啦

1372
01:21:01,050 --> 01:21:02,040
你跑不掉的

1373
01:21:04,130 --> 01:21:05,920
断龙石关了就打不开了 快出去

1374
01:21:15,540 --> 01:21:18,410
娘子

1375
01:21:24,040 --> 01:21:24,890
让我来

1376
01:21:25,010 --> 01:21:26,260
走哇

1377
01:21:28,660 --> 01:21:30,310
至尊宝来世再见

1378
01:21:30,560 --> 01:21:32,240
娘子

1379
01:21:33,320 --> 01:21:35,120
相公

1380
01:21:35,120 --> 01:21:40,240
娘子

1381
01:21:41,140 --> 01:21:41,920
再来

1382
01:21:45,620 --> 01:21:49,240
般若波罗蜜

1383
01:21:59,690 --> 01:22:00,620
晶晶

1384
01:22:25,450 --> 01:22:27,770
人呢 都到哪儿去了

1385
01:22:30,560 --> 01:22:31,480
怎么会这样呢

1386
01:23:01,310 --> 01:23:01,940
神仙

1387
01:23:04,290 --> 01:23:04,850
妖怪

1388
01:23:07,520 --> 01:23:07,980
谢谢

1389
01:23:11,560 --> 01:23:12,800
盘丝洞不要乱闯

1390
01:23:14,410 --> 01:23:15,770
盘丝洞

1391
01:23:16,380 --> 01:23:17,540
你当我不识字呀

1392
01:23:17,680 --> 01:23:18,970
明明是水帘洞嘛

1393
01:23:19,350 --> 01:23:21,470
{\an8}[水帘洞]

1394
01:23:26,960 --> 01:23:28,970
盘丝洞这个名字也蛮好听的

1395
01:23:34,680 --> 01:23:36,560
{\an8}[盘丝洞]

1396
01:23:34,680 --> 01:23:36,560
盘丝洞

1397
01:23:39,160 --> 01:23:40,120
以后我住在这儿

1398
01:23:41,100 --> 01:23:41,620
等一等

1399
01:23:52,180 --> 01:23:53,430
我现在郑重宣布

1400
01:23:53,640 --> 01:23:55,650
这个山所有东西都是属于我的

1401
01:23:55,650 --> 01:23:56,470
包括你在内

1402
01:23:56,850 --> 01:23:57,450
我

1403
01:23:58,320 --> 01:23:58,810
对呀

1404
01:23:59,200 --> 01:24:00,820
就像我的骡子一样给你盖个章

1405
01:24:07,530 --> 01:24:08,640
你现在是我的人了

1406
01:24:09,090 --> 01:24:10,850
如果有人欺负你呢 就报我的名字

1407
01:24:11,380 --> 01:24:13,290
从今天起 我叫盘丝大仙

1408
01:24:15,290 --> 01:24:16,770
盘丝大仙

1409
01:24:17,930 --> 01:24:19,280
五百年前

1410
01:24:24,100 --> 01:24:26,100
你没有变成孙悟空托世

1411
01:24:26,180 --> 01:24:28,640
是因为你还没碰到给你三颗痣的人

1412
01:24:54,970 --> 01:24:56,470
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