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<i>This programme contains
some strong language</i>

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<i>and some scenes of a sexual nature.</i>

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<i>No. Why not? I don't want to.
You have to. I write my own destiny.</i>

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<i>L00k, being sad doesn't make
you interesting.</i>

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<i>I am not sad, I just don't 0bserve
the western notion of the new year.</i>

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<i>Oh, really? Yeah, I celebrate
Chinese New Year, actual*.</i>

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<i>Oh, right, OK.
When is Chinese New Year?</i>

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<i>May, is it?</i>

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<i>Right, I genuinely don't have
time for this.</i>

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<i>I l00k amazing and you l00k OK.</i>

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<i>I'll see you in there. Fine-ah!</i>

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<i>Fine. Fine. Fine.</i>

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<i>Um, you're breaking my bal* here.
Yes!</i>

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<i>Happy New Year!</i>

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<i>W00! OK, baby.</i>

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<i>We're going to have a g00d night.</i>

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<i>It's going to be a really
interesting year for currency.</i>

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<i>It's going to be s0...</i>

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<i>There's s0 many currencies now
which are just on the up, you know?</i>

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<i>I mean, you have
to know which to go for.</i>

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<i>Aluminium, you've got to invest
in aluminium, that's the big one,</i>

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<i>then gold. Bitcoin is...</i>

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<i>I know it's a cliche,
but Bitcoin is the one.</i>

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<i>That's the interesting
thing about Bitcoin,</i>

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<i>it really is the people's currency.</i>

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<i>Oh, I love it. Mm. Another round?</i>

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<i>Yes. Yeah.</i>

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<i>I'm sorry, yes, yes, um,
I would love another gin and tonic.</i>

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<i>OK.</i>

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<i>I'll have a glass of red wine.</i>

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<i>Ooh. Oh, I will a*0 have that.</i>

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<i>A glass of red wine,
in addition to the gin and tonic.</i>

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<i>No problem, whatever the lady wants.</i>

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<i>THEY CHUCKLE</i>

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<i>Oh, my God.</i>

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<i>Just s0 you know,
I'm 0nly interested in Kate.</i>

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<i>Yeah, OK. Just Kate.</i>

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<i>Copy that. Thanks.</i>

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<i>What was that?</i>

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<i>He thinks you're fit.</i>

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<i>Oh, my God!</i>

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<i>That's electric.</i>

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<i>Kate! Shall we get espress0
Martinis?</i>

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<i>Hello?</i>

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<i>My...my name is jessie.
I just need a pee.</i>

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<i>I'm a very normal girl.</i>

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<i>P00r Donna.</i>

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<i>James, james Bond.</i>

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<i>You're drunk. You're drunk.</i>

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<i>Jessie is drunk.</i>

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<i>Yeah.</i>

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<i>TOl LET FLUSHES</i>

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<i>Hi-l0...hell0.</i>

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<i>Hi, Jessie.</i>

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<i>How did you know my name?</i>

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<i>You've said it a number of times
since you came in here.</i>

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<i>Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, right.</i>

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<i>What were you doing in there?</i>

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<i>Peeing. Pee...?</i>

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<i>Wel* you can do it standing up.</i>

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<i>Yeah, I treated myse* to
a sit-down one.</i>

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<i>Being able to pee standing up is a
gift. What...?</i>

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<i>You would pee in a gift horse mouth?</i>

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<i>Yeah, I would.</i>

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<i>Disgusting.</i>

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<i>You know, it's " Bond, James Bond".</i>

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<i>You were doing it the wrong
way round.</i>

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<i>That was actual* a private
conversation. Oh, OK.</i>

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<i>Yeah. Sorry.</i>

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<i>OK, n0 worries.</i>

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<i>You were right about one thing,
though...</i>

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<i>...you do seem drunk.</i>

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<i>OK.</i>

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<i>Tah.</i>

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<i>BLOWS</i>

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<i>Oh!</i>

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<i>So is it an actual coin?</i>

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<i>Uh, uh, n0.</i>

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<i>Uh...n0. Right.</i>

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<i>It...it... Yeah.</i>

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<i>So it's, like, modern...? Yeah.</i>

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<i>Yep. Yeah, it's kind of like
a modern, you know,</i>

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<i>it's the modern currency.
It's the modern currency.</i>

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<i>So if I said, can I have a bit...?</i>

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<i>Yeah, I 'd say, "Yes, please, come
to my 0ffice right away".</i>

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<i>THEY LAUGH</i>

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<i>Yeah.</i>

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<i>I'm sorry, I'm just joking.</i>

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<i>People say I have a kind of
random sense of humour.</i>

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<i>You're funny.</i>

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<i>You're funny.</i>

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<i>Uh, 0h, that's my library card.
I love to read.</i>

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<i>There you go.
I've got some more in here.</i>

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<i>I've got some more.</i>

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<i>SHE LAUGHS
Hey, bathroom.</i>

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<i>Hey, hell0 again. Yeah.</i>

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<i>I know you.</i>

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<i>Do you work at the
Shepherd's Bush Superdrug?</i>

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<i>No.</i>

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<i>What? Wel* that's crazy.</i>

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<i>Wel* there is someone who works
there who looks exact* like you.</i>

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<i>It's not me. OK.</i>

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<i>Is he g00d - l00king?</i>

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<i>Sorry, what? Superdrug guy.</i>

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<i>Oh, yeah.</i>

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<i>Oh, my gosh, "schmokin".</i>

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<i>Aw00ga.</i>

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<i>OK, wel* thanks.</i>

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<i>No, it's...</i>

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<i>I mean, the Superdrug guy was hot.</i>

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<i>But you said I l00k just like him.</i>

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<i>No, I mean, I feel...you, you've
got a similar issence to him.</i>

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<i>What?</i>

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<i>You have a similar essence.</i>

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<i>Oh, right, you didn't
say essence, you said issince.</i>

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<i>Oh, ha- ha, funny.</i>

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<i>I've got a funny accent. Great.</i>

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<i>CROWD: Ten, nine, eight...</i>

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<i>I don't want to lose my spot.</i>

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<i>Fair enough.</i>

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<i>You don't have to kiss me
or anything.</i>

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<i>Genuinely didn't cross my mind.</i>

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<i>...two, one.
CROWD CHEERS</i>

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<i>Shall we split this or should
I ...I put some</i>

125
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<i>money int0 your account, or...?</i>

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<i>No, it's fine,
don't worry, I've got it. OK.</i>

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<i>So, you want to have sex?
We're having sex.</i>

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<i>Yeah, I know, but do you want to?
Yeah. Yeah, OK.</i>

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<i>I'm just checking it's not
a mistake.</i>

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<i>No, it's not a mistake.
OK. All right.</i>

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<i>Wait, do you want to be having sex?</i>

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<i>Yeah.</i>

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<i>You? Yeah.</i>

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<i>OK, great, w00! OK. All right.</i>

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<i>Sl LENTLY</i>

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<i>Oi. Yeah?</i>

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<i>What's your name?</i>

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<i>You don't know my name?</i>

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<i>I know who you are.</i>

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<i>Yeah, I should hope s0.</i>

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<i>You're the guy from the thing, um...</i>

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<i>What? Oh, my...0h, my God. Huh.</i>

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<i>What the hel*
How could you not tell me this?</i>

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<i>What do you mean? Wh0 you are.</i>

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<i>What you do.</i>

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<i>I did, actually.</i>

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<i>What do you do?</i>

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<i>I'm an actor.</i>

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<i>Ugh, n0 thanks.</i>

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<i>When did we eat cerea*</i>

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<i>Why are you wearing my coat?</i>

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<i>This is the worst thing that's
ever happened to me.</i>

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<i>OK, I'm not sure why you're
freaking out, but... Oh, my God. Oh.</i>

154
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<i>Oh, I can't believe
I let you go down on me.</i>

155
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<i>Let me? You told me to.</i>

156
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<i>Wel* you shouldn't have done it</i>

157
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<i>cos, if I 'd have known who you were,
I would not have let that happen.</i>

158
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<i>You didn't seem to mind last night.</i>

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<i>Wel* I was acting.</i>

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<i>No, you weren't.</i>

161
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<i>Were you? No.</i>

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<i>No.</i>

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<i>Wel* yes, yeah, yeah, um, yeah.</i>

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<i>I was, 0n* cos I can't,
I can't, you know,</i>

165
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<i>when I'm tipsy and s0...</i>

166
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<i>I stil* I still enjoyed it.</i>

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<i>OK. Yeah.</i>

168
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<i>Sorry. No, n0, it's fine,
I mean, same, you know?</i>

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<i>Yeah.</i>

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<i>Sorry, what do you mean by that?
I mean...</i>

171
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<i>...I didn't either, you know?</i>

172
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<i>Yes, you did. No, I didn't.</i>

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<i>Mm, I'm pretty sure you did.</i>

174
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<i>No, I really didn't. No, you did.
No.</i>

175
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<i>What, you...s0 you faked it?</i>

176
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<i>Yeah, I guess.</i>

177
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<i>I can't...I can't believe this.</i>

178
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<i>What? You just told me
you did exactly the same thing.</i>

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<i>SHE SIGHS</i>

180
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<i>I must not have been giving it
my all.</i>

181
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<i>Hm, I think
you were trying pretty hard.</i>

182
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<i>Sorry, n0 0ffence, but you didn't
see me at full ti*, obvious*.</i>

183
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<i>Oh, I'm pretty sure I saw it all.</i>

184
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<i>I think, if you'd have seen
it al* you would know.</i>

185
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<i>Really? Mm, like you wouldn't
be able to walk.</i>

186
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<i>God, that sounds awful.
Yeah, I know.</i>

187
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<i>You'd be ruined for 0ther women.</i>

188
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<i>Hm. Hm.</i>

189
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<i>Wel* for the record,</i>

190
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<i>I wasn't really trying either.</i>

191
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<i>Not true, actual*,
I ...I specifical* remember you</i>

192
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<i>saying,
"This is some of my best stuff."</i>

193
00:11:05,800 --> 00:11:07,580
<i>Yeah, I would never have said that.</i>

194
00:11:07,600 --> 00:11:10,360
<i>Ah, that was the subtext of what
you were saying,</i>

195
00:11:10,380 --> 00:11:12,010
<i>I was reading between the lines.</i>

196
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<i>Can you believe that was
still 0nly 75ofo?</i>

197
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<i>Oh, my God,
stop trying to win at kissing.</i>

198
00:11:34,100 --> 00:11:36,180
<i>Um, can you stop trying to
win at kissing?</i>

199
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<i>I'm 0bvious* better at it than you.</i>

200
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<i>SHE CHUCKLES</i>

201
00:11:48,470 --> 00:11:50,090
<i>Jesus, you l00k like shit.</i>

202
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<i>Hey, it's New Year's Day, what do
you...what do you expect from me?</i>

203
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<i>To not show up to work in
last night's clothes.</i>

204
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<i>You know what? That is fair.
That is real* fair.</i>

205
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<i>Aren't you going to ask,
though, why I haven't changed or...?</i>

206
00:12:00,110 --> 00:12:02,370
<i>No. It's a great story though.</i>

207
00:12:02,390 --> 00:12:04,540
<i>Kids, Jessie's here.</i>

208
00:12:04,560 --> 00:12:06,580
<i>I thought we were getting Shivani.</i>

209
00:12:06,600 --> 00:12:09,010
<i>Oh, my God, why don't you just
marry Shivani, then?</i>

210
00:12:09,030 --> 00:12:11,570
<i>I don't want to marry her.
There's nothing in the fridge.</i>

211
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<i>I'm going to bed.</i>

212
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<i>All right, hand it over.
Come on. Come on. There we go.</i>

213
00:12:16,440 --> 00:12:18,340
<i>Now, who has seen G00dfellas?</i>

214
00:12:18,360 --> 00:12:21,080
<i>TV: Thatts when I knew... Hey.
I just knew...</i>

215
00:12:21,100 --> 00:12:22,370
<i>Where have you been?</i>

216
00:12:22,390 --> 00:12:24,190
<i>I texted you, didn't I?</i>

217
00:12:24,210 --> 00:12:25,720
<i>I can't find my phone.
TURNS OFF TV</i>

218
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<i>So, if I said the name
Tom Kapoor to you,</i>

219
00:12:34,240 --> 00:12:35,980
<i>what would that kind of...</i>

220
00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:38,340
<i>...what response would that
kind of get? Hot.</i>

221
00:12:38,360 --> 00:12:39,730
<i>Mm- hm, yeah.</i>

222
00:12:39,750 --> 00:12:42,340
<i>Wel* you know he was,
uh, he was there last night?</i>

223
00:12:42,360 --> 00:12:44,620
<i>Oh, that's exciting.</i>

224
00:12:47,430 --> 00:12:49,010
<i>Yeah.</i>

225
00:12:50,600 --> 00:12:51,850
<i>What?</i>

226
00:12:51,870 --> 00:12:53,900
<i>Yeah.</i>

227
00:12:53,920 --> 00:12:55,450
<i>What?</i>

228
00:12:55,470 --> 00:12:57,940
<i>Oh, my God.</i>

229
00:12:57,960 --> 00:12:59,450
<i>I know! I know!</i>

230
00:12:59,470 --> 00:13:01,640
<i>Oh! How did this happen?!</i>

231
00:13:01,660 --> 00:13:04,290
<i>No, tell me everything !
I don't know. I don't.</i>

232
00:13:04,310 --> 00:13:06,150
<i>I mean, genuine*,
I don't know, I mean,</i>

233
00:13:06,170 --> 00:13:08,980
<i>cos I was quite drunk,
but I do remember I kept asking him</i>

234
00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:11,300
<i>if he wanted to do it, like,
while we were doing it.</i>

235
00:13:11,320 --> 00:13:12,570
<i>You do do that.</i>

236
00:13:12,590 --> 00:13:15,270
<i>Yeah, but this morning
I had sex with him again and,</i>

237
00:13:15,290 --> 00:13:18,010
<i>Kate, I was bare* drunk that time.</i>

238
00:13:18,030 --> 00:13:20,190
<i>Oh, that is s0 sweet. Mm- hm.</i>

239
00:13:20,210 --> 00:13:22,980
<i>And, 0h, yeah, here's the best bit.</i>

240
00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:27,020
<i>Tw0 hours later, I got my period.
Like, what is that?</i>

241
00:13:27,040 --> 00:13:29,580
<i>Touched by an ange* like, that's...
the timing of that...</i>

242
00:13:29,600 --> 00:13:32,810
<i>Will you see him again?
Um, I don't know.</i>

243
00:13:32,830 --> 00:13:34,370
<i>You probably won't see him again.</i>

244
00:13:34,390 --> 00:13:36,010
<i>Wel* maybe I'll see him again.</i>

245
00:13:37,800 --> 00:13:40,850
<i>He is a famous actor
and you're a little rat nob0dy.</i>

246
00:13:40,870 --> 00:13:44,350
<i>Oh, that's s0 harsh, but it's true.</i>

247
00:13:44,370 --> 00:13:45,940
<i>Hm. But you know what?</i>

248
00:13:45,960 --> 00:13:49,140
<i>What's done is done, like,
he can't take it back.</i>

249
00:13:49,160 --> 00:13:53,020
<i>I am forever
a stain on his sexual history.</i>

250
00:13:53,040 --> 00:13:55,350
<i>SHE SCREAMS</i>

251
00:13:55,370 --> 00:13:57,730
<i>I knew you were going to
react like this. W00.</i>

252
00:13:57,750 --> 00:13:59,490
<i>Oh. Yeah.</i>

253
00:13:59,510 --> 00:14:00,650
<i>W00.</i>

254
00:14:02,440 --> 00:14:03,910
<i>Wow, OK.</i>

255
00:14:03,930 --> 00:14:05,650
<i>Hm.</i>

256
00:14:05,670 --> 00:14:06,980
<i>Yep.</i>

257
00:14:09,010 --> 00:14:11,060
<i>I'm going to get in the
shower, actual*. Oh, yeah.</i>

258
00:14:11,080 --> 00:14:12,270
<i>J ill. jessie.</i>

259
00:14:12,290 --> 00:14:14,410
<i>Jessie, yeah. Close. Really close.</i>

260
00:14:15,830 --> 00:14:18,370
<i>Hey. Hiya.
THEY LAUGH NERVOUSLY</i>

261
00:14:18,390 --> 00:14:21,050
<i>Your, um, your toilet's
completely blocked.</i>

262
00:14:21,070 --> 00:14:23,900
<i>Popcorn and water.</i>

263
00:14:25,200 --> 00:14:27,020
<i>That's 5.50, thank you.</i>

264
00:14:30,600 --> 00:14:32,780
<i>Your favourite film is
Schindler's List?</i>

265
00:14:32,800 --> 00:14:36,010
<i>Oh, n0, um, that's...this is
not my badge, um...</i>

266
00:14:36,030 --> 00:14:37,930
<i>Cos it's a pretty 0bvious
choice, n0 0ffence.</i>

267
00:14:37,950 --> 00:14:40,140
<i>Again, I'm not Mike,
that's not my...</i>

268
00:14:40,160 --> 00:14:42,260
<i>Everything OK here?
Yeah, total*.</i>

269
00:14:42,280 --> 00:14:44,450
<i>I actual* haven't even seen
Schindler's List.</i>

270
00:14:44,470 --> 00:14:47,260
<i>You've never seen Schindler's List?
No. No.</i>

271
00:14:47,280 --> 00:14:49,570
<i>I've seen Son of Sau*
that's devastating, isn't it?</i>

272
00:14:49,590 --> 00:14:51,880
<i>I can't believe you've never
seen Schindler.</i>

273
00:14:51,900 --> 00:14:54,630
<i>What is your favourite film?
Uh, I don't know, man.</i>

274
00:14:55,720 --> 00:14:57,090
<i>Rush Hour 2.</i>

275
00:14:57,110 --> 00:14:58,810
<i>It's a great, great flick.</i>

276
00:14:58,830 --> 00:15:00,410
<i>Your film is starting now.</i>

277
00:15:02,600 --> 00:15:04,140
<i>Go0d chat...</i>

278
00:15:04,160 --> 00:15:06,290
<i>...Mike.</i>

279
00:15:06,310 --> 00:15:07,340
<i>Urg.</i>

280
00:15:09,010 --> 00:15:11,090
<i>What a dick.
What is wrong with me?</i>

281
00:15:11,110 --> 00:15:13,060
<i>I kind of loved that - that was hot.</i>

282
00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:15,290
<i>Yeah. No, yeah, yeah, totally.</i>

283
00:15:20,830 --> 00:15:23,060
<i>I actually love the
Rush Hour franchise.</i>

284
00:15:28,910 --> 00:15:30,300
<i>Tom?</i>

285
00:15:30,320 --> 00:15:32,450
<i>Hi. Hi.</i>

286
00:15:32,470 --> 00:15:34,070
<i>It's crazy.</i>

287
00:15:34,090 --> 00:15:36,570
<i>I ...I work just there.
Yeah, I just, um...</i>

288
00:15:36,590 --> 00:15:39,530
<i>I remember you said you
worked at a cinema in Hackney, uh...</i>

289
00:15:39,550 --> 00:15:42,020
<i>But there are a lot of cinemas
in Hackney,</i>

290
00:15:42,040 --> 00:15:44,980
<i>but then I remembered you said it
was near the 0verground, s0, yeah.</i>

291
00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:47,220
<i>Wow.</i>

292
00:15:47,240 --> 00:15:49,660
<i>Go0d work, Detective Morse.</i>

293
00:15:51,080 --> 00:15:54,350
<i>I nspector Morse. It...yeah,
kind of...</i>

294
00:15:54,370 --> 00:15:56,170
<i>Not a detective, he's an inspector.</i>

295
00:15:57,760 --> 00:15:59,570
<i>What are you doing here?</i>

296
00:15:59,590 --> 00:16:02,890
<i>Actually, um,
you left this at my flat.</i>

297
00:16:02,910 --> 00:16:05,090
<i>Oh, aha!</i>

298
00:16:05,110 --> 00:16:07,090
<i>That's not mine.</i>

299
00:16:07,110 --> 00:16:08,860
<i>Really? No.</i>

300
00:16:08,880 --> 00:16:10,350
<i>I'll have it though.</i>

301
00:16:10,370 --> 00:16:13,020
<i>Huh, OK, wel* uh, that's weird,
I ...</i>

302
00:16:13,040 --> 00:16:15,580
<i>I came to return this, but it's not</i>

303
00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:19,420
<i>yours and now I l00k like a psych0,
s0...</i>

304
00:16:21,200 --> 00:16:23,140
<i>I should probably head 0ff. OK.</i>

305
00:16:23,160 --> 00:16:25,540
<i>All right. Bye. Bye. See ya.</i>

306
00:16:28,610 --> 00:16:31,250
<i>I'm s0 sorry, I am...
I'm walking this way as wel* yeah.</i>

307
00:16:31,270 --> 00:16:33,350
<i>Oh, OK. I ...yeah, I was just...</i>

308
00:16:33,370 --> 00:16:36,380
<i>So, I can walk a bit with you.
Yeah, sure. Yeah.</i>

309
00:16:37,760 --> 00:16:39,890
<i>Wel* it'll be g00d, actual*,
it'll be good,</i>

310
00:16:39,910 --> 00:16:42,500
<i>just in case some crazy super fan
kil* you on the way home.</i>

311
00:16:42,520 --> 00:16:44,230
<i>What if you kill me?</i>

312
00:16:44,250 --> 00:16:46,170
<i>Oh, please, I'm not a fan, but...</i>

313
00:16:46,190 --> 00:16:48,150
<i>There's this amazing
abandoned warehouse</i>

314
00:16:48,170 --> 00:16:49,590
<i>that I real* want to show you.</i>

315
00:16:49,620 --> 00:16:52,000
<i>Oh, yeah, I've actually got
a couple of bodies... Real*?</i>

316
00:16:52,020 --> 00:16:54,640
<i>They're probab* listening
to us right now, this conversation.</i>

317
00:16:54,660 --> 00:16:56,360
<i>The government? Yeah.</i>

318
00:16:56,380 --> 00:16:58,640
<i>Big Brother's a*ays watching.
Wake up, sheeple.</i>

319
00:16:58,660 --> 00:17:01,000
<i>Ooh, I hope they didn't just
hear you say sheeple.</i>

320
00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:03,410
<i>I hope they did, s0 they
can know that I'm onto them.</i>

321
00:17:07,020 --> 00:17:09,310
<i>Do you want to... Yes...come in?
No.</i>

322
00:17:09,330 --> 00:17:12,200
<i>I'm- I'm... I didn't mean for it
to sound like that,</i>

323
00:17:12,220 --> 00:17:14,070
<i>like I wanted something to happen.</i>

324
00:17:14,090 --> 00:17:19,150
<i>No, n0, n0, I do,
I ...I want to have something,</i>

325
00:17:19,170 --> 00:17:22,230
<i>have something happen.
Oh, OK. C00* me t00. Great.</i>

326
00:17:22,250 --> 00:17:23,800
<i>Um, great.</i>

327
00:17:23,820 --> 00:17:25,000
<i>No, I, um...</i>

328
00:17:26,530 --> 00:17:28,680
<i>I ...I got my period this aftern00n.</i>

329
00:17:30,460 --> 00:17:32,360
<i>For the first time? LAUGHl NG: Yeah.</i>

330
00:17:33,890 --> 00:17:35,790
<i>That's very funny,
you actual* made me laugh.</i>

331
00:17:35,810 --> 00:17:40,070
<i>I don't usual* find men funny, s0,
um, it's a real win for you.</i>

332
00:17:40,090 --> 00:17:43,280
<i>No, I just, um,
I just wanted to flag it</i>

333
00:17:43,300 --> 00:17:45,870
<i>because sometimes
people can be a bit...</i>

334
00:17:45,890 --> 00:17:47,960
<i>You do know I'm an adult man,
don't you?</i>

335
00:17:56,330 --> 00:17:59,720
<i>Wow. I hope they heard what you
just said for your sake.</i>

336
00:17:59,750 --> 00:18:01,160
<i>That was great.</i>

337
00:18:01,180 --> 00:18:02,510
<i>That was...</i>

338
00:18:03,900 --> 00:18:05,370
<i>I liked...I liked that.</i>

339
00:18:07,620 --> 00:18:09,850
<i>What about that?
How much did that cost?</i>

340
00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:11,790
<i>I don't know. Hm.</i>

341
00:18:11,810 --> 00:18:13,080
<i>What about that?</i>

342
00:18:13,100 --> 00:18:15,120
<i>I'm not sure, it was just
here when I got the place.</i>

343
00:18:15,140 --> 00:18:16,590
<i>How much was this cup?</i>

344
00:18:16,620 --> 00:18:18,670
<i>Yeah, it's rude to talk
about money, you know?</i>

345
00:18:18,690 --> 00:18:21,010
<i>Wel* silence is
the tool of the oppressor.</i>

346
00:18:21,030 --> 00:18:23,230
<i>Uh- huh,
and what do you mean by that?</i>

347
00:18:23,250 --> 00:18:24,960
<i>I don't know, but it is...</i>

348
00:18:24,980 --> 00:18:28,280
<i>it sounds true, and it sounds quite
smart, so that's why I said it.</i>

349
00:18:29,670 --> 00:18:31,880
<i>So, um, do you like
working at the cinema?</i>

350
00:18:33,180 --> 00:18:35,440
<i>So, do you like being an actor?
What?</i>

351
00:18:35,460 --> 00:18:38,280
<i>No, sorry, sorry, it was just
a bit of a weird question.</i>

352
00:18:38,300 --> 00:18:40,850
<i>Wel* I just want to know
things about you. Why?</i>

353
00:18:42,430 --> 00:18:45,160
<i>So I can describe you to the
police when you steal my cup.</i>

354
00:18:46,900 --> 00:18:48,600
<i>I won't...I won't steal it.</i>

355
00:18:52,050 --> 00:18:54,240
<i>What are your parents' names?</i>

356
00:18:54,260 --> 00:18:56,000
<i>David and Liz.</i>

357
00:18:56,020 --> 00:18:57,640
<i>And which one do you like more?</i>

358
00:18:57,660 --> 00:19:01,590
<i>Um, my mum, I guess,
but I ruined her body,</i>

359
00:19:01,620 --> 00:19:04,440
<i>s0 she's earned my loya*y,
in a way.</i>

360
00:19:10,820 --> 00:19:13,040
<i>Do you want to ask me anything?</i>

361
00:19:13,060 --> 00:19:15,310
<i>Yes. Sorry, yeah, of course.</i>

362
00:19:15,330 --> 00:19:16,590
<i>Um...</i>

363
00:19:16,620 --> 00:19:18,510
<i>OK, what is your favourite col0ur?</i>

364
00:19:19,810 --> 00:19:21,770
<i>Blue. C00* OK.</i>

365
00:19:21,790 --> 00:19:24,280
<i>Um, what is your...</i>

366
00:19:27,020 --> 00:19:29,450
<i>...second favourite col0ur?
Oh, come on. No, I ...</i>

367
00:19:29,470 --> 00:19:31,600
<i>That's a g00d question, to be fair.</i>

368
00:19:31,630 --> 00:19:33,210
<i>I feel like it says a lot about
someone,</i>

369
00:19:33,230 --> 00:19:34,930
<i>what their second favourite is,
you know?</i>

370
00:19:34,950 --> 00:19:36,770
<i>My second favourite col0ur is green.</i>

371
00:19:36,790 --> 00:19:39,520
<i>You have five minutes to
think of a better question. OK.</i>

372
00:19:39,540 --> 00:19:40,680
<i>Fine.</i>

373
00:19:46,060 --> 00:19:48,490
<i>SHOWER SPRl NKLES I N BACKGROUND</i>

374
00:19:50,110 --> 00:19:53,200
<i>SHORT Vl BRATION
Charge your phone, you dumbarse.</i>

375
00:19:56,950 --> 00:19:59,000
<i>You know what,
can I change my answer?</i>

376
00:19:59,020 --> 00:20:01,520
<i>I don't think blue is my
favourite col0ur any more.</i>

377
00:20:05,380 --> 00:20:07,160
<i>I can't hear you thinking.</i>

378
00:20:11,460 --> 00:20:12,850
<i>Come on, next question.</i>

379
00:20:19,580 --> 00:20:22,650
<i>Over here. Home-wrecker.</i>

380
00:20:22,670 --> 00:20:24,130
<i>Home-wrecker.</i>

381
00:20:24,150 --> 00:20:26,750
<i>Oh, wait, wait,
it's just the cleaner.</i>

382
00:20:28,220 --> 00:20:31,520
<i>Yeah. Yeah, sorry.</i>

383
00:20:31,540 --> 00:20:32,960
<i>Sorry, love. Yeah.</i>

384
00:20:34,540 --> 00:20:36,400
<i>It's an honest job. Thank you.</i>

385
00:20:37,890 --> 00:20:39,320
<i>Have a great day.</i>

386
00:20:45,510 --> 00:20:46,850
<i>Jessie?</i>

387
00:20:51,590 --> 00:20:52,840
<i>Jessie?</i>