1 00:01:45,939 --> 00:01:48,681 Kat: Hi, this is Kat. Leave a message and I'll call you back. 2 00:01:50,527 --> 00:01:53,735 Nick: Hi, Kat. This is Nick Mercer. 3 00:01:53,739 --> 00:01:57,823 Sorry I didn't get back to you last night but I got your messages. 4 00:01:58,035 --> 00:01:59,445 All seven of them. 5 00:02:00,495 --> 00:02:04,738 I know you're nervous, Kat, but this is what I get paid for. 6 00:02:05,959 --> 00:02:09,451 I'm running late so I sent a messenger to pick up my ticket. 7 00:02:09,838 --> 00:02:12,045 Kat, stop worrying. 8 00:02:12,049 --> 00:02:14,756 Your ex-fiancé will wish he never left you 9 00:02:14,760 --> 00:02:17,342 and your family will think we're in love. 10 00:02:17,346 --> 00:02:20,804 Trust me. I'll see you at the airport. Can't wait to meet you. 11 00:02:30,984 --> 00:02:33,851 So sorry. I wasn't quite ready. 12 00:02:48,001 --> 00:02:49,992 It's a plane ticket. 13 00:02:50,003 --> 00:02:52,289 For a date. My date. 14 00:02:54,007 --> 00:02:56,544 For my sister's wedding, in London. 15 00:02:56,927 --> 00:02:58,542 You need to let go. 16 00:02:58,970 --> 00:03:01,052 You're gonna have to help me. 17 00:03:12,025 --> 00:03:14,607 Oh yeah 18 00:03:18,281 --> 00:03:21,569 the daylight's fading slowly 19 00:03:21,576 --> 00:03:25,819 but time with you is standing still 20 00:03:25,831 --> 00:03:29,540 I'm waiting for you only 21 00:03:29,543 --> 00:03:33,582 the slightest touch and I feel weak 22 00:03:33,588 --> 00:03:35,795 I cannot lie 23 00:03:35,799 --> 00:03:39,838 from you I cannot hide 24 00:03:39,845 --> 00:03:43,463 I'm losing the will to try 25 00:03:43,473 --> 00:03:47,182 can't hide it, can't fight it can't hide, can't fight 26 00:03:47,185 --> 00:03:50,643 so go on, go on 27 00:03:50,647 --> 00:03:53,730 come on, leave me breathless 28 00:03:53,734 --> 00:03:56,020 tempt me, tease me 29 00:03:56,027 --> 00:04:00,691 until I can't deny this loving feeling 30 00:04:00,699 --> 00:04:04,783 feeling make me long for your kiss 31 00:04:04,786 --> 00:04:07,573 go on, go on go on, go on 32 00:04:07,581 --> 00:04:10,539 yeah, come on 33 00:04:13,879 --> 00:04:15,540 yeah 34 00:04:18,759 --> 00:04:22,092 and if there's no tomorrow 35 00:04:22,095 --> 00:04:26,134 and all we have is here and now 36 00:04:26,141 --> 00:04:30,100 I'm happy just to have you 37 00:04:30,103 --> 00:04:34,096 you're all the love I need somehow 38 00:04:34,107 --> 00:04:36,393 it's like a dream 39 00:04:36,401 --> 00:04:38,642 although I'm not asleep 40 00:04:40,113 --> 00:04:43,947 I never want to wake up 41 00:04:43,950 --> 00:04:47,568 don't lose it, don't leave it don't lose it, don't leave it 42 00:04:47,579 --> 00:04:50,992 so go on, go on 43 00:04:50,999 --> 00:04:54,412 come on, leave me breathless 44 00:04:54,419 --> 00:04:57,126 tempt me, tease me 45 00:04:57,130 --> 00:04:59,837 until I can't deny this 46 00:04:59,841 --> 00:05:04,050 loving feeling loving feeling 47 00:05:04,054 --> 00:05:05,794 make me long for your kiss 48 00:05:05,806 --> 00:05:08,673 go on, go on 49 00:05:08,683 --> 00:05:11,390 come on, leave me breathless 50 00:05:11,394 --> 00:05:13,931 tempt me, tease me 51 00:05:13,939 --> 00:05:19,525 until I can't deny this loving feeling 52 00:05:19,528 --> 00:05:22,861 make me long for your kiss 53 00:05:22,864 --> 00:05:25,571 go on, go on 54 00:05:25,575 --> 00:05:28,487 come on, leave me breathless 55 00:05:28,495 --> 00:05:30,531 go on, go on 56 00:05:30,539 --> 00:05:33,155 woman on P.A.: 356 to London Heathrow, 57 00:05:33,166 --> 00:05:36,624 all remaining passengers please make your way... 58 00:05:36,628 --> 00:05:39,370 Kat: Harry, I'm not working, I'm going to my sister's wedding. 59 00:05:39,381 --> 00:05:41,497 Customer service will have to survive without me. 60 00:05:41,508 --> 00:05:46,002 But Kat, we've had three delays and two reps call in sick. 61 00:05:46,012 --> 00:05:49,504 And a 2505 on the a20 cpt to lgw. 62 00:05:49,516 --> 00:05:51,552 And there's this guy on line two 63 00:05:51,560 --> 00:05:55,678 who got stuck with in-laws because we couldn't get him out of Heathrow. 64 00:05:55,689 --> 00:05:59,978 I'd love to help you, sincerely, but I haven't seen my family in two years 65 00:05:59,985 --> 00:06:02,647 and my flight leaves in 15 minutes. 66 00:06:03,113 --> 00:06:07,197 Come on, Kat. Please, I'm begging you. 67 00:06:10,203 --> 00:06:13,616 Bump the 14:14 to the upper on 16:10. 68 00:06:13,623 --> 00:06:15,659 What about line two? 69 00:06:17,419 --> 00:06:18,909 Check my bags. 70 00:06:18,920 --> 00:06:22,788 I understand, you want your family to see you the way you see yourself, 71 00:06:22,799 --> 00:06:25,962 or would, if you didn't feel so victimized by them. 72 00:06:25,969 --> 00:06:27,709 Hello! 73 00:06:28,471 --> 00:06:33,465 We regret that you were inconvenienced. Unfortunately, we are not liable. 74 00:06:35,437 --> 00:06:39,271 But just this once I'll refund your ticket and credit you 10,000 frequent flyer miles. 75 00:06:39,274 --> 00:06:41,356 Thank you for calling virgin Atlantic. 76 00:06:52,662 --> 00:06:54,323 Your first trip? 77 00:06:57,959 --> 00:07:00,826 My sister's getting married and the best man is my ex. 78 00:07:00,837 --> 00:07:03,249 If I chicken out, I wanna know where the exits are. 79 00:07:12,140 --> 00:07:14,506 I'm not a knuckler, I fly all the time. 80 00:07:14,517 --> 00:07:16,974 The reason I can't feel my legs 81 00:07:16,978 --> 00:07:19,936 is that any second my date is gonna sit down in 3b 82 00:07:19,940 --> 00:07:22,272 and I need him to look really good today. 83 00:07:23,526 --> 00:07:25,482 Hello, 3b. 84 00:07:35,246 --> 00:07:36,907 Thank you. 85 00:07:40,543 --> 00:07:42,158 Hey. 86 00:07:42,796 --> 00:07:44,582 Kat. 87 00:07:49,010 --> 00:07:50,546 Let's sit. 88 00:08:01,314 --> 00:08:03,305 I'm glad you found it okay. 89 00:08:04,025 --> 00:08:06,357 The airport... The plane, I mean. 90 00:08:06,987 --> 00:08:11,151 I'm sorry we couldn't leave sooner. I know you wanted to get settled before the party. 91 00:08:11,741 --> 00:08:13,732 Work must be crazy. 92 00:08:25,088 --> 00:08:27,204 Oh, I should warn you. 93 00:08:27,215 --> 00:08:29,752 You know those families where everyone's out of their mind 94 00:08:29,759 --> 00:08:31,966 but they're your family so you love them? 95 00:08:33,346 --> 00:08:34,756 Mine's not like that. 96 00:08:48,069 --> 00:08:50,401 I love my dad. 97 00:08:50,405 --> 00:08:54,239 But since he's my stepdad, he's technically not family. 98 00:08:54,242 --> 00:08:55,857 He's more like a hostage. 99 00:09:09,382 --> 00:09:11,043 Woman on P.A.: Ladies and gentlemen, 100 00:09:11,051 --> 00:09:14,714 we will shortly be arriving at London Heathrow. 101 00:09:14,721 --> 00:09:17,087 On arrival, please remain seated 102 00:09:17,098 --> 00:09:20,636 until the seat belt sign has been switched off. 103 00:09:20,643 --> 00:09:23,259 Local time is 4:22 P.M. 104 00:09:23,271 --> 00:09:25,102 And the temperature is a warm 21... 105 00:09:25,106 --> 00:09:26,937 Good morning. 106 00:09:26,941 --> 00:09:30,024 That's 72 degrees fahrenheit. 107 00:09:30,028 --> 00:09:32,815 We would like to thank you for flying with us today 108 00:09:32,822 --> 00:09:35,564 and look forward to seeing you again soon. 109 00:09:39,913 --> 00:09:40,993 On. 110 00:09:43,458 --> 00:09:47,042 Nick, please tell me you're not wearing that tonight. 111 00:09:47,212 --> 00:09:49,578 I am. 112 00:09:49,881 --> 00:09:55,251 It's no big deal really, it just looks like a tailor made your tie out of my dress. 113 00:09:55,512 --> 00:10:01,473 Don't get me wrong, matching's fine. It's matchy-matchy you wanna look out for. 114 00:10:02,435 --> 00:10:04,767 We look like we're trying too hard. Exactly. 115 00:10:04,771 --> 00:10:08,480 I want us to look like we fit but not like we're trying to look like we fit. 116 00:10:08,983 --> 00:10:11,019 Let me teach you a trick. 117 00:10:11,027 --> 00:10:15,316 If you look people in the eye, they'll never notice what you're wearing. 118 00:10:15,323 --> 00:10:18,440 Kat: There's no way I'm showing up in his and her outfits 119 00:10:18,451 --> 00:10:21,784 so if you're gonna wear that tie, I have to change my dress. 120 00:10:21,788 --> 00:10:24,700 Driver, will you please pull over somewhere? 121 00:10:31,089 --> 00:10:34,377 Kat: I'm sorry. I promise this is the last one. 122 00:10:34,551 --> 00:10:37,133 You must think... Who knows what you think? 123 00:10:37,137 --> 00:10:39,594 Nick: I know how important this is for you. 124 00:10:40,181 --> 00:10:44,015 But remember, you're a beautiful woman and you've got everything going for you. 125 00:10:44,018 --> 00:10:45,724 Kat: Don't patronize me. 126 00:10:46,354 --> 00:10:49,596 I feel like crap but I wanna look hot doing it. 127 00:10:52,819 --> 00:10:55,026 Mission accomplished. 128 00:10:55,029 --> 00:10:56,519 Really? 129 00:10:57,365 --> 00:10:59,697 Don't get too attached. 130 00:11:07,458 --> 00:11:09,449 I prefer the red one. 131 00:11:10,670 --> 00:11:12,831 I'll let her know. 132 00:11:16,676 --> 00:11:18,166 Hmm... 133 00:11:18,178 --> 00:11:21,136 "Hmm, nice dress," or "hmm... 134 00:11:21,139 --> 00:11:24,472 "Gorgeous. I was insane to let you go"? 135 00:11:25,101 --> 00:11:27,558 Well, I'd shag you. 136 00:11:27,562 --> 00:11:29,427 If that's all right with you? 137 00:11:40,241 --> 00:11:42,106 I don't know if I can do this. 138 00:11:42,118 --> 00:11:46,236 Well, you can never be sure of anything but we still have to go inside. 139 00:11:56,341 --> 00:11:57,751 Aunt beal 140 00:11:57,759 --> 00:11:59,295 dear girl. 141 00:11:59,302 --> 00:12:02,339 This should have been you getting married. 142 00:12:02,347 --> 00:12:06,056 You know, you didn't have to return the gravy boat. 143 00:12:06,059 --> 00:12:08,801 And to think Jeffrey is the best man. 144 00:12:08,811 --> 00:12:10,597 Have you met Nick? 145 00:12:10,605 --> 00:12:12,596 How do you do? Oh. 146 00:12:13,775 --> 00:12:15,766 Charming. 147 00:12:16,152 --> 00:12:17,767 And what do you do? 148 00:12:18,821 --> 00:12:20,106 Excuse us. 149 00:12:25,620 --> 00:12:26,860 What a nightmare. 150 00:12:31,417 --> 00:12:33,078 Okay, we need a story. 151 00:12:33,086 --> 00:12:37,546 You're a therapist, we just started dating and you're crazy about me. 152 00:12:40,134 --> 00:12:42,500 Count it. 6,000 even. 153 00:12:42,512 --> 00:12:46,221 Oh, I trust you. No. Count it. 154 00:12:50,103 --> 00:12:51,764 All right. 155 00:12:59,445 --> 00:13:03,859 I'll cover expenses but if you want to be intimate, we talk money first. 156 00:13:03,866 --> 00:13:07,825 That won't be an issue. I find the idea of sex for money morally repugnant. 157 00:13:08,830 --> 00:13:11,913 I'm sorry. No offense. 158 00:13:13,751 --> 00:13:15,992 Do me a favor, quit apologizing. 159 00:13:16,004 --> 00:13:19,121 If you look at this as a business transaction, 160 00:13:19,132 --> 00:13:21,874 maybe you won't feel compelled to keep saying sorry. 161 00:13:21,884 --> 00:13:23,420 I'm sorry. 162 00:13:23,428 --> 00:13:25,134 It's also really annoying. 163 00:13:39,736 --> 00:13:41,351 Sorry. 164 00:13:41,362 --> 00:13:44,570 Sorry. Pussy Kat! What happened to you? 165 00:13:44,574 --> 00:13:49,068 Pull over for a quickie? Mom, this is so not the time to be yourself. 166 00:13:49,787 --> 00:13:51,778 And who might this be? 167 00:13:51,789 --> 00:13:54,531 Hi. I'm the new guy. It's great to meet you. 168 00:13:54,542 --> 00:13:58,080 Lovely. This is a marathon, not a sprint. 169 00:13:58,087 --> 00:14:00,169 We've got welcome cocktails today 170 00:14:00,173 --> 00:14:03,540 then tomorrow's young people in the park and stags and hens. 171 00:14:03,551 --> 00:14:06,042 Friday's the picnic, then the rehearsal dinner 172 00:14:06,054 --> 00:14:10,047 and since you have left no margin for jetlag, 173 00:14:10,058 --> 00:14:12,140 I need you to hydrate. 174 00:14:17,357 --> 00:14:20,064 Dad. My darling. 175 00:14:21,819 --> 00:14:23,901 Meet Nick. Professor Ellis. 176 00:14:23,905 --> 00:14:25,065 How do you do? 177 00:14:25,907 --> 00:14:26,942 Kat? 178 00:14:27,617 --> 00:14:30,609 Kat! Oooh! I'm getting married! Oh, kitty! Hey! 179 00:14:30,620 --> 00:14:32,201 Oh, I missed you so much. 180 00:14:32,205 --> 00:14:35,163 Gosh, who's the hunky, huh? Nice. 181 00:14:35,166 --> 00:14:37,748 There you are! Get over here! 182 00:14:39,337 --> 00:14:42,875 At times like these, I find a good, stiff drink helps. 183 00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:45,874 Can I get you a refill, sir? Very kind of you. 184 00:14:46,844 --> 00:14:48,800 Where did you find him? 185 00:14:48,805 --> 00:14:50,545 Thank you. 186 00:14:51,849 --> 00:14:53,555 Yellow pages. 187 00:14:55,353 --> 00:14:56,559 Mrs. Ellis: Hello! 188 00:15:00,274 --> 00:15:02,811 Sweet Jesus. Who gave that woman an amp? 189 00:15:02,819 --> 00:15:05,526 Bunny: Hello. Hello? 190 00:15:05,530 --> 00:15:08,613 Oh. Wonderful. It's finally working. 191 00:15:08,616 --> 00:15:13,076 Does everybody have a drink? Because I am going to say a few words. 192 00:15:13,079 --> 00:15:15,786 Welcome, friends and family... 193 00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:18,615 Bunny: I'm... 194 00:15:18,835 --> 00:15:21,326 Victor and I are so happy 195 00:15:21,337 --> 00:15:24,295 that you're here to celebrate with us 196 00:15:24,298 --> 00:15:28,758 as we welcome Edward and the Fletcher-wootens into our family. 197 00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:33,380 We always thought that we would marry off Kat first. 198 00:15:33,391 --> 00:15:37,600 We had good reason to hope because she was so popular with the boys at school 199 00:15:37,603 --> 00:15:39,844 and we came pretty close once, 200 00:15:39,856 --> 00:15:43,314 but, as you all know, that crashed and burned. 201 00:15:44,444 --> 00:15:47,607 Luckily, we were able to get the deposit back, 202 00:15:47,613 --> 00:15:48,978 so here we are again... 203 00:15:55,163 --> 00:15:57,154 Jeffrey: To the bride and groom. 204 00:15:58,291 --> 00:16:03,411 Oh. Yes. Yes. Well, back to the bride and groom to be. 205 00:16:04,130 --> 00:16:06,496 Um... 206 00:16:06,507 --> 00:16:12,503 Edward, we are so glad that you fell in love with the girl next door. 207 00:16:12,722 --> 00:16:15,555 Our Amy. Congratulations, babies. 208 00:16:15,558 --> 00:16:16,889 All: Congratulations. 209 00:16:31,449 --> 00:16:32,529 Jeffrey. 210 00:16:33,201 --> 00:16:36,113 Hello. Kat-mandu. 211 00:16:49,592 --> 00:16:51,753 Wow, you look gorgeous. 212 00:16:53,095 --> 00:16:54,756 Gorgeous. 213 00:16:54,764 --> 00:16:57,130 Tj: Oh, my god! Oh, my god! 214 00:16:57,141 --> 00:17:01,100 Oh, my god, oh, my god, oh, my god, oh, my god! Top Kat! Ooooh! 215 00:17:01,103 --> 00:17:03,219 Where the bloody hell have you been? 216 00:17:03,231 --> 00:17:05,563 I have gynecologists that call more often. 217 00:17:05,566 --> 00:17:06,976 You have more than one? 218 00:17:06,984 --> 00:17:10,226 I play them off against each other. 219 00:17:10,238 --> 00:17:14,447 Hello, arsehole. Since you dumped my cousin brutally, 220 00:17:14,450 --> 00:17:16,862 you won't mind if I steal her away, will you? 221 00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:18,905 Thanks. 222 00:17:24,585 --> 00:17:25,745 You didn't have to do that. 223 00:17:25,753 --> 00:17:29,917 I wasn't saving you from him, I was saving you from yourself. 224 00:17:29,924 --> 00:17:33,462 You, my love, are too bloody nice. 225 00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:38,338 I've never seen so many beautiful women in one room. 226 00:17:38,349 --> 00:17:39,759 Did he bring a date? 227 00:17:39,767 --> 00:17:42,759 Darling, why waste time on that horse's arse 228 00:17:42,770 --> 00:17:46,388 when Mr. tie me up, tie me down is waiting for you over there? 229 00:17:46,399 --> 00:17:48,765 What does he do? He's a therapist. 230 00:17:49,860 --> 00:17:51,475 The perils of paranoia. Yes. 231 00:17:53,155 --> 00:17:55,396 Oh, god. I think I've just come. 232 00:18:03,207 --> 00:18:04,572 Thank you. 233 00:18:04,584 --> 00:18:06,575 Can I have that? 234 00:18:12,967 --> 00:18:14,628 Hmm. 235 00:18:19,432 --> 00:18:21,798 Thank you. 236 00:18:21,809 --> 00:18:23,720 You know what I love about all this, Kat? 237 00:18:23,728 --> 00:18:27,186 There's finally a reason for the world to revolve around you? 238 00:18:27,189 --> 00:18:28,975 Exactly. 239 00:18:31,694 --> 00:18:34,652 There you are. How's the future missus? 240 00:18:34,655 --> 00:18:36,862 I'm perfect, I'm all Ginny. 241 00:18:36,866 --> 00:18:39,198 Amy: Thanks, snufflepop. 242 00:18:43,164 --> 00:18:46,201 Mmm! Mmm mmm mmm! 243 00:18:47,001 --> 00:18:48,707 Wow! 244 00:18:48,711 --> 00:18:51,498 Am I not the luckiest bastard on earth? 245 00:18:51,505 --> 00:18:55,248 Amy: Aw! Well, I'll dance to that. 246 00:18:56,927 --> 00:18:58,838 Oh! Oh, Jesus! 247 00:19:00,681 --> 00:19:03,673 That's what he gets for not taking dance lessons 248 00:19:03,684 --> 00:19:06,175 until two days before the wedding. 249 00:19:06,187 --> 00:19:09,099 Who's ever heard of dance lessons for a wedding? 250 00:19:09,106 --> 00:19:11,518 Just about everyone. 251 00:19:12,193 --> 00:19:14,024 You are taking the piss? 252 00:19:14,195 --> 00:19:15,355 We'll go with you. 253 00:19:15,363 --> 00:19:18,355 I don't even know you, hunky dunky, and I love you already. 254 00:19:18,908 --> 00:19:23,072 Ed: Dance lessons? Hmm. Right. 255 00:19:32,046 --> 00:19:35,038 Hey. Oh. Hello. 256 00:19:40,262 --> 00:19:43,345 Weddings are a celebration of love and commitment... 257 00:19:43,724 --> 00:19:45,430 In utopia. 258 00:19:45,434 --> 00:19:49,518 In the real world they're an excuse to drink excessively and say things you shouldn't. 259 00:19:49,522 --> 00:19:53,731 A philosopher, huh? Well, shrink. 260 00:19:53,734 --> 00:19:55,895 Crikey! What? 261 00:19:55,903 --> 00:19:57,859 No, nothing. No, tell me. 262 00:19:58,739 --> 00:20:00,946 Well, you yanks and your therapy, 263 00:20:00,950 --> 00:20:04,192 it's a load of touchy-feely mumbo jumbo. 264 00:20:05,162 --> 00:20:08,620 Spilling your guts to a total stranger, it's not natural. 265 00:20:12,086 --> 00:20:14,077 Oh, god. 266 00:20:15,589 --> 00:20:17,079 It's just... 267 00:20:17,091 --> 00:20:22,506 There's this girl that I care for... well, I suppose you could say I love her. 268 00:20:23,305 --> 00:20:26,547 The bugger is, she's here with some other guy. 269 00:20:26,559 --> 00:20:28,220 There you are. 270 00:20:29,729 --> 00:20:32,095 Hey, Kat. Hey, Kat. 271 00:20:32,106 --> 00:20:34,768 Oh, hey, yourself. I see you met my ex. 272 00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:40,944 I was just telling him how we met. Mmm. 273 00:20:42,783 --> 00:20:44,774 The Knicks game. Oh, yes. 274 00:20:44,785 --> 00:20:46,650 Yeah... oh. 275 00:20:46,662 --> 00:20:48,277 You hate sport. 276 00:20:48,289 --> 00:20:50,780 I hate cricket. Right, yes. 277 00:20:52,626 --> 00:20:55,288 Well, I should go and... go. 278 00:20:58,799 --> 00:21:00,790 He looks miserable. 279 00:21:01,594 --> 00:21:03,300 What were you talking about? 280 00:21:03,304 --> 00:21:07,297 He seems a little drunk but I think he's still crazy about you. 281 00:21:08,225 --> 00:21:10,682 Do I know you from somewhere? No. 282 00:21:12,271 --> 00:21:14,262 What did he say? You don't... 283 00:21:15,649 --> 00:21:17,640 You don't think he wants me back? 284 00:21:19,361 --> 00:21:21,477 Love started making sense 285 00:21:21,489 --> 00:21:25,698 I always make mistakes at my expense 286 00:21:25,701 --> 00:21:29,614 love has placed a seed 287 00:21:29,622 --> 00:21:33,661 and you're the sun that shines down upon me 288 00:21:33,667 --> 00:21:37,580 yeah, when we are together 289 00:21:37,588 --> 00:21:39,374 and when we are apart 290 00:21:39,381 --> 00:21:41,622 are you okay? 291 00:21:43,761 --> 00:21:46,343 Here we are. Thank god! 292 00:21:46,347 --> 00:21:49,305 Oh! Thanks, mom. 293 00:21:49,308 --> 00:21:52,050 There you are, darling. Thanks, dad. 294 00:21:52,269 --> 00:21:54,260 God! 295 00:21:57,858 --> 00:21:59,268 Thanks again for having me. 296 00:21:59,276 --> 00:22:02,643 Don't be silly. It's wonderful to meet you. 297 00:22:02,655 --> 00:22:06,273 Although technically, I never knew you existed. 298 00:22:06,283 --> 00:22:09,616 Come on, bunny. I love surprises. 299 00:22:10,454 --> 00:22:12,570 Where's Nick sleeping? 300 00:22:13,082 --> 00:22:17,121 My mother has this rule about sharing when there's no ring involved... 301 00:22:17,127 --> 00:22:19,539 Don't be silly. What? 302 00:22:20,589 --> 00:22:24,707 I am not as small-town as my daughter seems to think. 303 00:22:41,193 --> 00:22:42,899 Sorry about this. 304 00:22:42,903 --> 00:22:46,111 I went through a painfully earnest floral phase. 305 00:22:53,122 --> 00:22:55,113 Air supply? 306 00:22:58,544 --> 00:23:02,583 Oh. My parents had a German exchange student a few years back. 307 00:23:03,591 --> 00:23:05,582 He must have left it here. 308 00:23:11,265 --> 00:23:13,176 Everyone knows their greatest hits. 309 00:23:13,183 --> 00:23:16,471 Some of their lesser-known ballads are surprisingly poignant. 310 00:23:29,241 --> 00:23:31,448 Is that an old habit from ballet class 311 00:23:31,452 --> 00:23:34,239 or from a lifetime of walking on eggshells? 312 00:23:40,753 --> 00:23:42,414 I never took ballet. 313 00:23:50,679 --> 00:23:52,294 How'd you know that was me? 314 00:23:57,353 --> 00:23:59,389 I have a friend at the magazine. 315 00:24:00,397 --> 00:24:02,638 So much for anonymity. 316 00:24:02,650 --> 00:24:05,767 Go ahead, take a look. It's part of the package. 317 00:24:11,116 --> 00:24:13,653 I'm sorry, I'm just a little nervous. 318 00:24:15,162 --> 00:24:17,574 I never thought anything like this could happen to me. 319 00:24:17,581 --> 00:24:19,572 This happened to you? 320 00:24:20,584 --> 00:24:24,247 It happened in the sense that I picked up the phone, tracked you down, 321 00:24:24,254 --> 00:24:27,667 flew you over here and gave you $6,000. 322 00:24:36,642 --> 00:24:40,351 Will you grab my shampoo, please? Shampoo! Got it. 323 00:24:44,817 --> 00:24:49,561 Nick: I'm all out of love, I'm so lost without you 324 00:24:49,571 --> 00:24:53,940 I know you were right believing for so long 325 00:24:53,951 --> 00:24:59,241 I'm all out of love what am I without you? 326 00:24:59,248 --> 00:25:05,619 I can't be too late to say that I was so wrong? 327 00:25:09,508 --> 00:25:13,626 The part where you were a sexual surrogate and then started to... 328 00:25:14,763 --> 00:25:16,754 Branch out, is... 329 00:25:17,683 --> 00:25:20,470 Is that really how it happened? 330 00:25:20,477 --> 00:25:24,686 The real story, my mother was a hippie, and a stripper. 331 00:25:25,691 --> 00:25:27,898 She was insanely inappropriate with me, 332 00:25:27,901 --> 00:25:31,314 she washed her lingerie in my bath water while I was still in it. 333 00:25:31,321 --> 00:25:33,027 On. 334 00:25:33,032 --> 00:25:37,071 So as an adult, I needed to find ways to experience intimacy and sex 335 00:25:37,077 --> 00:25:40,035 but with rules that couldn't be violated. Wow. 336 00:25:42,207 --> 00:25:44,368 I'm just screwing with you. 337 00:25:45,711 --> 00:25:47,793 You shit. 338 00:25:49,757 --> 00:25:51,543 Okay, this part. 339 00:25:51,550 --> 00:25:54,087 You say, and I quote, 340 00:25:54,094 --> 00:25:57,257 "every woman has the exact love life she wants." 341 00:25:57,264 --> 00:25:59,971 That seems a broad generalization... oh! 342 00:26:10,611 --> 00:26:12,272 On. 343 00:26:13,238 --> 00:26:18,073 Do you honestly believe that I want to be single and miserable? 344 00:26:18,077 --> 00:26:22,286 Do you think that I want to be hung up on some guy who led me on for years 345 00:26:22,289 --> 00:26:25,076 and out of the blue shattered my heart? 346 00:26:25,084 --> 00:26:29,293 First of all, there's no such thing as out of the blue. 347 00:26:29,296 --> 00:26:31,787 And second of all, yeah. 348 00:26:31,799 --> 00:26:34,381 What? When you're ready to let go, 349 00:26:34,384 --> 00:26:37,217 to be un-single and un-miserable, 350 00:26:37,221 --> 00:26:38,757 you will. 351 00:26:38,764 --> 00:26:40,425 Till then... 352 00:26:43,268 --> 00:26:46,226 So when you were talking to Jeffrey before, 353 00:26:46,230 --> 00:26:48,221 how did he sound? 354 00:26:48,232 --> 00:26:51,565 Like a harmless, self-absorbed toolbox. 355 00:26:51,568 --> 00:26:53,650 Seriously. 356 00:26:54,446 --> 00:26:56,653 He sounded tormented. 357 00:27:00,327 --> 00:27:02,409 Tormented? How? 358 00:27:02,746 --> 00:27:04,407 Like he's... 359 00:27:04,873 --> 00:27:07,740 Jealous that I'm here with someone else, or like... 360 00:27:09,294 --> 00:27:12,502 He regrets throwing away our life together? 361 00:27:22,391 --> 00:27:24,382 It's just that... 362 00:27:25,227 --> 00:27:29,391 This hasn't really turned out the way that I thought it would. 363 00:27:35,904 --> 00:27:37,769 Hey, Nick. 364 00:27:40,450 --> 00:27:42,111 Oh, oh, oh! 365 00:27:53,338 --> 00:27:55,329 He seems more mature. 366 00:27:55,799 --> 00:27:58,131 Run, you fat tart! Come on. 367 00:28:01,388 --> 00:28:03,720 Shoo be do be do be do be do wop wop, 368 00:28:03,724 --> 00:28:06,386 shoo be do be do be do be do wop wop 369 00:28:06,393 --> 00:28:08,258 come on, throw it. Throw it! 370 00:28:09,438 --> 00:28:13,397 You'll look at me and even though I know... 371 00:28:13,400 --> 00:28:15,561 Well played, darling. Ed! 372 00:28:15,569 --> 00:28:17,059 What? 373 00:28:17,070 --> 00:28:18,310 One fine day... 374 00:28:18,322 --> 00:28:20,608 Are you ready, tj? Bugger off. 375 00:28:20,616 --> 00:28:22,572 You're gonna want me for your girl 376 00:28:22,576 --> 00:28:25,113 shoo be do be do be do be do wop wop 377 00:28:25,120 --> 00:28:27,327 oh yeah 378 00:28:27,331 --> 00:28:29,367 Nick: All right, batter, batter. 379 00:28:29,374 --> 00:28:31,285 The arms I long for will open wide 380 00:28:31,293 --> 00:28:33,454 shoo be do be do be do be do wop wop 381 00:28:33,462 --> 00:28:34,793 and you'll be proud to have me 382 00:28:34,796 --> 00:28:36,127 shoo be do be do be do be do wop wop 383 00:28:36,131 --> 00:28:37,587 right by your side 384 00:28:37,591 --> 00:28:39,001 shoo be do be do be do be do wop wop 385 00:28:39,009 --> 00:28:41,466 one fine day 386 00:28:41,470 --> 00:28:44,212 you're gonna want me for your girl 387 00:28:44,223 --> 00:28:45,804 shoo be do be do be do be do wop wop 388 00:28:45,807 --> 00:28:47,547 move back. Yeah. 389 00:28:50,020 --> 00:28:53,729 Though I know you're the kind of boy... 390 00:28:53,732 --> 00:28:55,063 Nick: Come on, Kat. 391 00:28:55,067 --> 00:28:56,398 Who only wants to run around 392 00:28:56,401 --> 00:28:58,483 batter up. 393 00:28:59,613 --> 00:29:00,773 Nick: You're up, Kat. 394 00:29:00,781 --> 00:29:02,237 I'll be waiting... 395 00:29:02,241 --> 00:29:03,731 Amy: Go, Kat. 396 00:29:03,742 --> 00:29:07,781 Someday, darling, you'll come to me 397 00:29:07,788 --> 00:29:11,326 when you want to settle down, oh! 398 00:29:11,333 --> 00:29:13,369 Be nice to me, Jeffrey. 399 00:29:13,377 --> 00:29:15,914 One fine day we'll meet once more 400 00:29:15,921 --> 00:29:18,162 shoo be do be do be do be do wop wop 401 00:29:18,173 --> 00:29:20,084 out! Yes! 402 00:29:22,135 --> 00:29:23,295 One fine day... 403 00:29:23,887 --> 00:29:25,969 Lose the game. 404 00:29:25,973 --> 00:29:30,307 You're gonna want me for your girl 405 00:29:35,857 --> 00:29:37,518 Nol 406 00:29:38,277 --> 00:29:41,110 come on! Edward. 407 00:29:44,157 --> 00:29:46,068 Come on! 408 00:29:46,076 --> 00:29:48,738 Come on, you sexy little monkey. Come on! 409 00:29:51,748 --> 00:29:54,911 You're supposed to be helping. Oh, trust me. I am. 410 00:29:54,918 --> 00:29:57,910 One fine day, oh yeah one fine day 411 00:29:57,921 --> 00:30:00,503 you're gonna want me for your girl one fine day 412 00:30:00,507 --> 00:30:03,999 one fine day oh yeah 413 00:30:04,011 --> 00:30:05,672 one fine day 414 00:30:24,031 --> 00:30:27,615 Nick: What's with the socks? Kat: It's a golf-themed bachelorette. 415 00:30:27,617 --> 00:30:29,573 Have you ever done a wedding before? 416 00:30:29,578 --> 00:30:31,409 No, but I have done funerals. 417 00:30:31,413 --> 00:30:34,371 An escort at a funeral? Someone's dead. 418 00:30:34,374 --> 00:30:36,581 Yeah, imagine facing that alone. 419 00:30:36,585 --> 00:30:38,917 Ah. Catch. 420 00:30:40,255 --> 00:30:43,088 Make sure he stays on the right side of the road. 421 00:30:43,091 --> 00:30:45,548 Which is, of course, the left. That's right. 422 00:30:47,346 --> 00:30:50,884 Kat: So, are you ever attracted to your clients? 423 00:30:51,475 --> 00:30:56,640 I know you're curious about my business but I really can't discuss other clients. 424 00:30:56,646 --> 00:31:00,059 Come on! How many of them want to sleep with you? 425 00:31:01,068 --> 00:31:05,232 You know, I swear it's not about the sex. 426 00:31:05,655 --> 00:31:08,146 It's about understanding what people need. 427 00:31:08,408 --> 00:31:12,321 Please! You're like the Yoda of escorts. 428 00:31:12,329 --> 00:31:15,867 Getting you on the phone was harder than getting into college. 429 00:31:15,874 --> 00:31:19,082 No, I don't play games. No gimmicks. Mmm-hmm. 430 00:31:19,086 --> 00:31:21,077 It's much more... 431 00:31:22,464 --> 00:31:24,125 Subtle? 432 00:31:26,885 --> 00:31:29,467 It's not about me. 433 00:31:29,471 --> 00:31:31,462 It's about you. 434 00:31:32,516 --> 00:31:34,177 Show me. 435 00:31:38,480 --> 00:31:40,141 Come on. 436 00:31:42,025 --> 00:31:44,858 Hmm... what's holding me back? 437 00:31:45,112 --> 00:31:48,400 I think it's the words "morally repugnant". 438 00:31:48,990 --> 00:31:50,651 Show me. 439 00:31:57,249 --> 00:31:58,955 Close your eyes. 440 00:32:00,502 --> 00:32:02,208 Close your eyes. 441 00:32:05,799 --> 00:32:09,041 Close your eyes. 442 00:32:15,809 --> 00:32:18,596 You're safe, you can relax. 443 00:32:21,898 --> 00:32:23,889 I'm not gonna kiss you. 444 00:32:27,320 --> 00:32:29,811 He's gonna be so sorry he lost you. 445 00:32:31,533 --> 00:32:34,525 So, stop worrying. 446 00:32:36,329 --> 00:32:38,320 Forget the past. 447 00:32:39,166 --> 00:32:40,952 Forget the pain. 448 00:32:41,710 --> 00:32:43,701 And remember... 449 00:32:46,047 --> 00:32:48,880 What an incredible woman you are. 450 00:32:53,013 --> 00:32:55,299 If you do that, 451 00:32:55,307 --> 00:32:57,218 he'll realize what he lost. 452 00:33:03,815 --> 00:33:06,147 Holy crap! 453 00:33:06,485 --> 00:33:08,021 You're worth every penny. 454 00:33:14,284 --> 00:33:16,275 You should get going. Mmm-hmm. 455 00:33:18,079 --> 00:33:20,035 Okay, Yoda. 456 00:33:35,514 --> 00:33:36,799 To Amy! 457 00:33:39,267 --> 00:33:43,852 Girl, to be with you is my favorite thing 458 00:33:47,442 --> 00:33:49,524 I thought you might need this. 459 00:33:50,362 --> 00:33:52,444 Silly me. Where was my head? 460 00:33:53,198 --> 00:33:55,564 Bye. Listen, why don't you stay 461 00:33:55,575 --> 00:33:58,237 and have a little fiery drink with us, eh? Uh... 462 00:33:58,245 --> 00:34:00,281 It's fine. Come on. 463 00:34:00,288 --> 00:34:02,370 Tj: You know you want to! 464 00:34:03,083 --> 00:34:05,916 Oh, I can see why. Woman: You're lovely. 465 00:34:05,919 --> 00:34:07,750 Isn't he lovely? Have you smelt him? 466 00:34:07,754 --> 00:34:09,790 He smells lovely! 467 00:34:09,798 --> 00:34:12,631 Can you believe Kat gets to shag this guy? 468 00:34:12,634 --> 00:34:17,469 No, really, you should send god a bottle of wine or a quiche or something. 469 00:34:22,602 --> 00:34:25,765 Look at those buns. Fresh from the bakery. 470 00:34:27,482 --> 00:34:30,599 It must feel great getting paid just for being you. 471 00:34:30,610 --> 00:34:33,022 Who says I'm being me? Excuse me. 472 00:34:33,029 --> 00:34:37,443 Amy, thank you for granting me a rare glimpse into a timeless female ritual. 473 00:34:37,450 --> 00:34:41,113 Here's to the husbands who've won you, the losers who've lost you 474 00:34:41,121 --> 00:34:44,579 and the lucky bastards who've yet to meet you. 475 00:34:45,166 --> 00:34:47,873 And to the cock in the henhouse. 476 00:35:18,617 --> 00:35:23,156 I can't believe you found him first. I am so depressed. 477 00:35:23,163 --> 00:35:26,405 Will somebody buy my hoo-hah a drink? 478 00:35:30,920 --> 00:35:34,003 You remember when we took the girls hiking in the lake district? 479 00:35:34,007 --> 00:35:35,463 No. You do! 480 00:35:35,467 --> 00:35:38,459 Blistering heat in the morning, rained all afternoon. 481 00:35:38,470 --> 00:35:39,835 No. 482 00:35:39,846 --> 00:35:42,963 You backed your car over a copper's bicycle. 483 00:35:42,974 --> 00:35:45,636 Sorry, no. The rat and gherkin. 484 00:35:45,644 --> 00:35:48,181 Splendid local scrumpy. Mmm. 485 00:35:48,188 --> 00:35:50,304 Amy wore that little bikini thing. 486 00:35:50,315 --> 00:35:53,273 But somehow it was Kat that got stung by nettles. 487 00:35:53,276 --> 00:35:56,689 Kat never said a word until Amy caught her scratching her arse. 488 00:35:56,696 --> 00:36:01,190 Then you rubbed it with a dock leaf to bring down the swelling. 489 00:36:02,160 --> 00:36:04,242 Yeah, I remember it. 490 00:36:05,872 --> 00:36:07,954 I didn't deserve her back then. 491 00:36:10,043 --> 00:36:11,749 And you do now? 492 00:36:18,885 --> 00:36:20,921 What is his problem? 493 00:36:22,597 --> 00:36:26,010 What? There's something about him I don't like. 494 00:36:26,017 --> 00:36:29,384 He's less than 9% body fat and he's shagging your ex. 495 00:36:29,396 --> 00:36:31,387 No, that is not it. Look at him, 496 00:36:31,898 --> 00:36:35,857 he's walking around all American, like he owns the place. 497 00:36:43,243 --> 00:36:45,609 Oh, no! 498 00:36:46,955 --> 00:36:49,241 Man: Come on, this is your last chance. 499 00:37:12,188 --> 00:37:13,849 Woody? 500 00:37:15,024 --> 00:37:18,892 Not yet, but it's getting there! Kat: It's getting there! 501 00:37:21,030 --> 00:37:23,988 Oh, my god! What are you doing here? 502 00:37:25,618 --> 00:37:29,486 I thought you were in San Francisco, or was it Nepal? 503 00:37:29,914 --> 00:37:33,577 Close. Sydney. But it turns out that I missed the rain. 504 00:37:33,585 --> 00:37:36,952 Did Kat tell you that she dumped you because of your funky breath? 505 00:37:38,798 --> 00:37:40,504 She's drunk. 506 00:37:40,508 --> 00:37:44,376 But I didn't... I didn't really dump you. Right? 507 00:37:45,305 --> 00:37:48,718 Hard. But it was understandable, 508 00:37:48,725 --> 00:37:50,636 you were one of the hottest girls in school. 509 00:37:50,643 --> 00:37:54,511 And we know that Kat was one of the hottest expats in school 510 00:37:54,522 --> 00:37:58,561 because she was voted best eyes and brightest smile 511 00:37:58,568 --> 00:38:01,435 and the most likely to age well. 512 00:38:06,159 --> 00:38:09,071 You're my half-sister but I whole love you. 513 00:38:15,335 --> 00:38:19,544 How about you get my half-sister a seventh hole? 514 00:38:19,923 --> 00:38:22,460 Tequila. Tequila. Sure. 515 00:38:31,684 --> 00:38:33,390 Are you all right? 516 00:38:34,687 --> 00:38:36,928 I don't know if I can do this. 517 00:38:38,191 --> 00:38:40,182 The seventh hole? 518 00:38:40,193 --> 00:38:42,605 No! The wedding. 519 00:38:44,030 --> 00:38:46,942 I shouldn't be allowed to get married. I shouldn't. 520 00:38:47,325 --> 00:38:49,441 What are you talking about? 521 00:38:53,164 --> 00:38:54,870 Tj! 522 00:38:58,211 --> 00:39:00,327 Tj: Come on! Come on! 523 00:39:06,177 --> 00:39:10,170 What's wrong with Jeffrey? As if I would sleep with a stripper! 524 00:39:10,181 --> 00:39:13,048 I'm about to get married. You have to... 525 00:39:15,979 --> 00:39:20,769 It's been my experience that a man in love doesn't want a prostitute. 526 00:39:22,443 --> 00:39:24,604 Eddie, you did the right thing. 527 00:39:33,913 --> 00:39:37,326 How do you know so much 528 00:39:39,627 --> 00:39:41,788 about so much? 529 00:39:44,340 --> 00:39:46,331 I'm a hooker. 530 00:39:57,770 --> 00:39:59,886 I like that. 531 00:40:05,403 --> 00:40:06,859 Baby! 532 00:40:09,282 --> 00:40:10,818 Sometimes I'm down 533 00:40:11,451 --> 00:40:14,033 I'm level level with the ground 534 00:40:15,288 --> 00:40:17,074 whoa 535 00:40:18,374 --> 00:40:21,036 baby, you treat me 536 00:40:21,210 --> 00:40:22,450 bad... 537 00:40:24,339 --> 00:40:26,580 No, I know 538 00:40:26,925 --> 00:40:29,462 know you don't mean it now 539 00:40:30,970 --> 00:40:33,256 I just don't know when to say bye-bye 540 00:40:34,015 --> 00:40:36,131 yeah 541 00:40:36,142 --> 00:40:37,427 uh 542 00:40:38,227 --> 00:40:40,309 Uh, uh 543 00:40:40,313 --> 00:40:42,144 uh, uh, whoa! 544 00:40:42,857 --> 00:40:44,472 Baby 545 00:40:45,777 --> 00:40:47,938 I've got that feeling, baby... 546 00:40:47,946 --> 00:40:51,484 I just don't feel very well. I'm gonna go. Give us a kiss. 547 00:40:53,993 --> 00:40:56,700 Ladies, how much do you rock, tj? 548 00:40:56,871 --> 00:40:59,578 That was a top night. 549 00:41:00,541 --> 00:41:02,452 Top night! 550 00:41:17,850 --> 00:41:19,932 She's getting married! 551 00:41:21,980 --> 00:41:24,187 I'm all out of love 552 00:41:24,190 --> 00:41:26,397 I'm so lost without you 553 00:41:26,401 --> 00:41:28,562 I know you were right 554 00:41:28,569 --> 00:41:30,901 believing for so long 555 00:41:30,905 --> 00:41:33,021 I'm all out of love 556 00:41:33,032 --> 00:41:35,318 what am I without you? 557 00:41:35,326 --> 00:41:37,442 I can't be too late 558 00:41:37,453 --> 00:41:39,739 I know I was so wrong 559 00:41:39,747 --> 00:41:42,113 I'm all out of love 560 00:41:42,125 --> 00:41:44,207 what am I without you? 561 00:41:44,210 --> 00:41:46,121 I can't be too late 562 00:41:46,129 --> 00:41:50,247 to say that I was so wrong... 563 00:42:30,631 --> 00:42:32,462 Are you okay? 564 00:42:49,275 --> 00:42:51,106 Ooh! Ow! 565 00:43:11,130 --> 00:43:13,917 Watch the sun rise 566 00:43:13,925 --> 00:43:15,961 say your goodbyes 567 00:43:15,968 --> 00:43:18,710 off we go 568 00:43:21,265 --> 00:43:24,098 some conversation 569 00:43:24,102 --> 00:43:26,889 no contemplation 570 00:43:26,896 --> 00:43:29,603 hit the road 571 00:43:31,359 --> 00:43:34,146 car overheats 572 00:43:34,153 --> 00:43:36,986 jump out of my seat 573 00:43:37,907 --> 00:43:41,775 on the side of the highway baby 574 00:43:42,537 --> 00:43:46,496 I know I don't know you 575 00:43:46,499 --> 00:43:50,208 but I want you so bad 576 00:43:53,005 --> 00:43:56,293 everyone has a secret 577 00:43:56,300 --> 00:43:59,667 oh, can they keep it? 578 00:43:59,679 --> 00:44:03,263 Oh, no, they can't 579 00:45:14,545 --> 00:45:15,751 Garbage man: Morning. 580 00:45:15,755 --> 00:45:17,211 Morning. 581 00:45:35,983 --> 00:45:37,974 Ahoy, there! 582 00:45:41,948 --> 00:45:43,609 Hi, dad. 583 00:46:13,437 --> 00:46:17,305 I don't know what works for you but I brought you some black coffee 584 00:46:17,316 --> 00:46:21,184 and some stale crackers, egg and cheese sandwich and a bloody Mary. 585 00:46:21,195 --> 00:46:25,108 That's very sweet of you. But I need to ask you something. 586 00:46:28,869 --> 00:46:30,951 What happened last night? 587 00:46:36,168 --> 00:46:37,829 Nothing. 588 00:46:54,228 --> 00:46:56,059 Thanks. 589 00:47:11,746 --> 00:47:13,111 Is this for last night? 590 00:47:13,122 --> 00:47:15,363 No! How could it be? Nothing happened. 591 00:47:15,374 --> 00:47:18,787 If I was gonna charge you, I said I'd tell you first. 592 00:47:18,794 --> 00:47:24,084 I didn't want you to think that I was expecting anything for free 593 00:47:24,091 --> 00:47:27,003 or that I was expecting anything at all. 594 00:47:27,011 --> 00:47:29,673 I mean, obviously I was expecting something 595 00:47:29,680 --> 00:47:33,047 or else I wouldn't have stopped at that atm. 596 00:47:33,059 --> 00:47:35,892 Just so you know, you're 300 short. 597 00:47:39,982 --> 00:47:43,941 Wait, you're telling me that if something happened last night, 598 00:47:43,944 --> 00:47:45,559 I'd have to pay you $1,700? 599 00:47:45,571 --> 00:47:47,903 That's a down payment on a Ford focus. 600 00:47:47,907 --> 00:47:49,738 Not dollars, pounds. 601 00:47:49,742 --> 00:47:52,609 Besides, it includes, you know... 602 00:47:52,620 --> 00:47:54,736 That's the extra 300. 603 00:47:58,000 --> 00:48:00,366 Are you a boatsman, son? 604 00:48:00,378 --> 00:48:03,085 I am now, sir. 605 00:48:03,089 --> 00:48:05,956 I'm glad someone's making use of her at last. 606 00:48:05,966 --> 00:48:08,127 The boat, I mean. 607 00:48:09,595 --> 00:48:11,961 Victor: "To defile." Four letters. 608 00:48:11,972 --> 00:48:13,963 Good morning, daddy. Ah. 609 00:48:17,395 --> 00:48:19,260 What if I didn't want you to do that to me? 610 00:48:19,271 --> 00:48:21,978 The 300's for you doing it to me. 611 00:48:21,982 --> 00:48:25,600 If anything had happened, it would have been one of the highlights, for you. 612 00:48:25,611 --> 00:48:29,570 But nothing did. That's why you get to keep your money. 613 00:48:30,533 --> 00:48:32,444 Woman: The wedding dance is 614 00:48:32,451 --> 00:48:36,945 the most important dance moment in a person's life. 615 00:48:38,207 --> 00:48:41,199 A room full of friends and family, 616 00:48:41,877 --> 00:48:44,493 watching, smiling, 617 00:48:44,505 --> 00:48:47,167 betting on how long the marriage will last. 618 00:48:48,342 --> 00:48:51,004 All you'll have is each other 619 00:48:51,011 --> 00:48:54,003 and whatever skills you acquire today. 620 00:48:55,850 --> 00:48:57,556 And pair off. 621 00:49:03,399 --> 00:49:05,355 When marimba rhythms start to play... 622 00:49:05,359 --> 00:49:07,315 Breathe. Good, that's a nice position. 623 00:49:07,319 --> 00:49:09,810 Now, your left foot. Her right foot. 624 00:49:10,614 --> 00:49:13,651 Good. And we'll try to glide across the floor. 625 00:49:14,160 --> 00:49:17,573 Come a little bit closer together. Moving. 626 00:49:18,205 --> 00:49:20,617 Trying to turn. 627 00:49:20,624 --> 00:49:22,956 What's the matter, Nick? 628 00:49:22,960 --> 00:49:24,746 Two left feet? 629 00:49:26,172 --> 00:49:27,753 Ohl 630 00:49:29,550 --> 00:49:33,338 stay with me, sway with me 631 00:49:34,096 --> 00:49:37,839 other dancers may be on the floor 632 00:49:37,850 --> 00:49:41,513 dear, but my eyes will see only you 633 00:49:41,520 --> 00:49:45,388 only you have that magic technique 634 00:49:45,399 --> 00:49:49,187 when we sway I go weak 635 00:49:49,195 --> 00:49:52,653 I can hear the sound of violins 636 00:49:52,656 --> 00:49:56,399 long before it begins 637 00:49:56,785 --> 00:50:00,198 make me thrill as only you know how 638 00:50:00,206 --> 00:50:04,290 sway me smooth, sway me now 639 00:50:04,543 --> 00:50:07,376 like a flower bending in the breeze 640 00:50:07,379 --> 00:50:11,463 bend with me, sway with ease 641 00:50:11,884 --> 00:50:15,502 when we dance you have a way with me 642 00:50:15,513 --> 00:50:19,472 stay with me, sway with me 643 00:50:19,642 --> 00:50:22,725 like a flower bending in the breeze 644 00:50:22,728 --> 00:50:26,767 bend with me, sway with ease 645 00:50:27,316 --> 00:50:31,685 when we dance you have a way with me 646 00:50:33,239 --> 00:50:36,231 when I told you I'd never done a wedding before, 647 00:50:36,408 --> 00:50:39,400 it wasn't because I'd never been asked. 648 00:50:41,080 --> 00:50:43,071 I'd just never said yes. 649 00:50:45,000 --> 00:50:46,661 Why'd you say yes to me? 650 00:50:49,088 --> 00:50:52,251 There was something in your voice on the phone that day. 651 00:50:54,260 --> 00:50:56,251 Desperation? 652 00:50:57,680 --> 00:50:59,420 I think it was hope. 653 00:50:59,640 --> 00:51:03,098 Get a move on, you lovebirds. I'm getting married in the morning. 654 00:51:32,006 --> 00:51:33,496 Ah, hello, Bambi. 655 00:51:33,507 --> 00:51:35,839 Darling, please don't do that. 656 00:51:42,850 --> 00:51:44,841 Oh, wow. 657 00:51:46,395 --> 00:51:48,386 That's a big bed. 658 00:52:03,912 --> 00:52:06,153 You know what pisses me off? 659 00:52:06,415 --> 00:52:10,408 I've been spilling my guts all weekend and I don't know anything about you. 660 00:52:12,921 --> 00:52:15,162 I'm allergic to fabric softener. 661 00:52:16,300 --> 00:52:20,669 I'm majoring in comparative literature at brown. I hate anchovies. 662 00:52:22,014 --> 00:52:25,006 I think I'd miss you even if we'd never met. 663 00:52:32,524 --> 00:52:34,435 Come on! 664 00:52:39,782 --> 00:52:43,491 Ed: I'm a little concerned... I'm just... It makes me nervous... 665 00:52:43,494 --> 00:52:46,986 Tj: You know, I might just call you. 666 00:52:47,706 --> 00:52:51,870 But if I did, I would lose, because my hand is complete shite. 667 00:52:51,877 --> 00:52:53,367 Ohhh. 668 00:52:55,297 --> 00:52:56,707 I'm in. Come on. 669 00:52:56,715 --> 00:52:59,047 There's gotta be something wrong with him. 670 00:52:59,051 --> 00:53:02,543 I bet his thingy bends, doesn't it? Got a little kink in it. 671 00:53:02,554 --> 00:53:05,671 Oh, no, don't tell me. It's bloody perfect. 672 00:53:06,433 --> 00:53:09,049 I'm going to see you. 673 00:53:11,021 --> 00:53:13,353 Looky, looky here. 674 00:53:13,357 --> 00:53:15,848 A full house. 675 00:53:15,859 --> 00:53:18,020 Oh, ho, ho! 676 00:53:18,028 --> 00:53:22,067 Has anyone seen my future wife? She'll kill me if I don't serve her first. 677 00:53:22,074 --> 00:53:25,566 Have you guys ever had a real honest-to-god fight, ever? 678 00:53:25,577 --> 00:53:28,068 Yes, of course. Yeah, right. 679 00:53:28,580 --> 00:53:32,289 Well, apparently, makeup sex is the best kind. 680 00:53:32,292 --> 00:53:34,328 Not that I'm ever going to find out. 681 00:53:34,336 --> 00:53:35,701 Give me that! 682 00:53:37,047 --> 00:53:39,254 Come on! No, nol! 683 00:53:39,258 --> 00:53:41,249 Don't! Come on! 684 00:53:45,931 --> 00:53:48,638 You seem to have a way with women. 685 00:53:49,643 --> 00:53:52,760 Why don't you go and rustle up the bride? Get her to join the party. 686 00:53:56,859 --> 00:54:00,397 Amy: Why are you bringing this up now? I love ed. 687 00:54:00,404 --> 00:54:03,612 What do you want from me? I want you to tell me... 688 00:54:07,745 --> 00:54:11,408 Blue shirt or white shirt for the, er, rehearsal dinner? 689 00:54:17,129 --> 00:54:18,790 Sorry to interrupt. 690 00:54:19,965 --> 00:54:22,126 Your dad sent me. 691 00:54:22,468 --> 00:54:24,459 What for? 692 00:54:25,345 --> 00:54:27,506 To make sure you're okay. 693 00:54:32,811 --> 00:54:35,473 Kat, could I have a word? It'll only take a moment. 694 00:54:35,481 --> 00:54:39,941 Let me think. You stole seven years of her life with your bullshit and your charm 695 00:54:39,943 --> 00:54:41,854 and now you'd like just a moment? 696 00:54:41,862 --> 00:54:44,444 Sure. Go right ahead. 697 00:54:48,744 --> 00:54:52,828 Thanks for the solidarity, mum, but next time a little less information. 698 00:54:54,666 --> 00:54:56,827 Do you believe a place has a memory? 699 00:54:57,336 --> 00:55:02,876 Even before ed and I started dating, we all used to come up here in the summer 700 00:55:02,883 --> 00:55:04,874 and spend weekends. 701 00:55:14,186 --> 00:55:16,973 God, I hope it doesn't remember everything. 702 00:55:18,941 --> 00:55:21,683 No matter how certain one is of one's position 703 00:55:21,693 --> 00:55:23,934 of what one should or shouldn't do, 704 00:55:23,946 --> 00:55:26,153 one sometimes discovers 705 00:55:26,156 --> 00:55:31,367 that one is not as one would have hoped one would have been. 706 00:55:31,370 --> 00:55:34,908 What exactly are you trying to say? I'm sorry. 707 00:55:34,915 --> 00:55:38,533 Look, I feel like I need to tell you something. 708 00:55:38,544 --> 00:55:42,128 You're not even listening. I'm sorry. I'll be back in a minute. 709 00:55:49,054 --> 00:55:52,171 Hey, is everything okay? 710 00:55:55,644 --> 00:55:57,225 Yeah. 711 00:55:59,857 --> 00:56:01,563 Yeah. 712 00:56:07,072 --> 00:56:08,858 Victor: Anchovy, Nick? 713 00:56:09,032 --> 00:56:11,068 I remember the day I met Kat. 714 00:56:11,326 --> 00:56:13,066 It was in New York. 715 00:56:13,412 --> 00:56:15,368 I'd been seeing bunny for a few months 716 00:56:15,372 --> 00:56:20,036 and she finally trusted me enough to meet her kid. 717 00:56:20,210 --> 00:56:23,077 So I'm over at her place 718 00:56:23,630 --> 00:56:26,838 and in walks this little monster. 719 00:56:27,885 --> 00:56:30,217 That was it. I was a goner. 720 00:56:31,763 --> 00:56:33,754 That was the day I became a dad. 721 00:56:34,766 --> 00:56:39,100 You know, Nick, you think it's going to get easier as they get older, 722 00:56:39,104 --> 00:56:42,096 that you're going to worry about them less. 723 00:56:43,275 --> 00:56:46,938 Or that you're going to trust the world more. 724 00:56:47,779 --> 00:56:49,940 But that's just not how it happens. 725 00:57:01,793 --> 00:57:04,876 This may not make much sense to you, sir, 726 00:57:04,880 --> 00:57:08,714 but I'd like to ask your permission to date your daughter. 727 00:57:11,303 --> 00:57:13,294 I thought you already were. 728 00:57:28,654 --> 00:57:31,316 I blame... 729 00:57:31,323 --> 00:57:34,065 I blame Tony peepants. No. 730 00:57:34,076 --> 00:57:35,907 Let's have the story. Kat, come on. 731 00:57:35,911 --> 00:57:39,995 No. I have to initiate Nick into our family. 732 00:57:39,998 --> 00:57:45,868 I blame Tony for why my two girls just don't seem to be able to get along. 733 00:57:46,088 --> 00:57:49,876 Don't deny it. You barely tolerate each other. 734 00:57:49,883 --> 00:57:54,217 Come on. It's true. The only thing you've got in common is you're both attracted to me. 735 00:57:54,221 --> 00:57:56,086 It started after we moved here. 736 00:57:56,098 --> 00:58:00,888 My two girls got into a fight over Tony peepants and have never made up since. 737 00:58:00,894 --> 00:58:03,431 Apparently, Kat and I were inseparable. 738 00:58:03,438 --> 00:58:06,054 If Kat ate a banana, Amy threw it up. 739 00:58:06,066 --> 00:58:08,182 If Amy threw it up, Kat ate it. 740 00:58:09,528 --> 00:58:14,238 So we were eating and throwing up together in Harmony 741 00:58:14,241 --> 00:58:16,732 until Tony walked me home from school one day. 742 00:58:16,743 --> 00:58:18,199 He was my first boyfriend. 743 00:58:18,203 --> 00:58:21,787 Tony ignored Kat because he wanted to play with me. 744 00:58:21,790 --> 00:58:25,453 Anyway, the point of the story is that Tony ended up with a chair in his face. 745 00:58:25,460 --> 00:58:28,577 It was plastic and child-sized. 746 00:58:29,589 --> 00:58:35,129 As I recall, there were stitches involved. Come on, bunny, 15 stitches. 747 00:58:35,137 --> 00:58:37,594 So is that when he peed in his pants? 748 00:58:37,597 --> 00:58:40,760 He cried a lot, but there was no peeing. 749 00:58:40,767 --> 00:58:42,974 So what's with the nickname? 750 00:58:47,315 --> 00:58:49,601 I have absolutely no idea. 751 00:58:52,571 --> 00:58:54,562 Let me get some more wine. 752 00:58:55,490 --> 00:58:57,731 Tj: Would you marry me if I asked? 753 00:58:57,743 --> 00:59:00,075 That was a yes. Did you see that? 754 00:59:10,922 --> 00:59:15,131 And you know, I thought perhaps you... Bollocks. Sorry. 755 00:59:15,886 --> 00:59:20,676 I had no idea this would be so difficult. I just feel like I owe you an explanation. 756 00:59:20,682 --> 00:59:23,424 Relax, relax. It's fine. 757 00:59:24,352 --> 00:59:26,343 I promise. 758 00:59:28,857 --> 00:59:33,271 And I should probably admit that, 759 00:59:34,905 --> 00:59:38,773 I brought Nick with me to torture you, slowly, 760 00:59:39,201 --> 00:59:41,192 for the entire weekend. 761 00:59:42,162 --> 00:59:46,121 But then, I don't know, something happened and now... 762 00:59:46,124 --> 00:59:50,834 I hope this doesn't hurt your feelings but I'm just sick of you and me. 763 00:59:51,671 --> 00:59:57,462 Of our whole story, so come on, let's just go upstairs and eat some tiramisu. 764 01:00:01,348 --> 01:00:03,509 I slept with your sister. 765 01:00:13,276 --> 01:00:17,485 I'm sorry? Well, I shagged Amy, two years ago. 766 01:00:17,489 --> 01:00:20,322 That's why I broke it off with you. 767 01:00:21,118 --> 01:00:26,078 And then after you left, sod it, we kept at it like rabbits, 768 01:00:26,081 --> 01:00:31,201 until we both realized it was absolutely mad and, obviously, morally wrong. 769 01:00:34,172 --> 01:00:36,504 And then that was it. 770 01:00:36,842 --> 01:00:41,302 But last Christmas, when ed proposed, 771 01:00:42,264 --> 01:00:46,007 I realized I'm in love with her. 772 01:00:52,149 --> 01:00:54,640 Good lord, say something, please. 773 01:01:10,709 --> 01:01:13,166 Oh, my god, he's told you, hasn't he? 774 01:01:13,670 --> 01:01:17,162 You knew? Kat, I'm so sorry. I'm so... 775 01:01:27,225 --> 01:01:29,637 Kat. Kat, please. 776 01:01:30,145 --> 01:01:32,431 Kat, please don't say anything. 777 01:01:36,568 --> 01:01:38,274 I can't believe you told her. 778 01:02:10,727 --> 01:02:12,263 What's going on? 779 01:02:13,230 --> 01:02:15,221 Nothing. 780 01:02:16,733 --> 01:02:18,473 It doesn't look like nothing. 781 01:02:19,527 --> 01:02:22,064 Now is not the time to catch on, ed. 782 01:02:24,407 --> 01:02:27,274 Okay. Good. 783 01:02:40,131 --> 01:02:43,123 Leave me alone. You knew and you didn't tell me. 784 01:02:43,510 --> 01:02:46,673 Wait up. I can't believe I trusted you. 785 01:02:47,097 --> 01:02:48,837 Come on. You've got to stop running. 786 01:02:49,349 --> 01:02:51,385 How could you not have told me? 787 01:02:51,393 --> 01:02:53,258 What did you expect me to say? 788 01:02:53,436 --> 01:02:55,973 You let me make a fool of myself. 789 01:02:56,314 --> 01:03:01,149 You lied to me, but I guess I shouldn't be surprised because that's what you do. 790 01:03:01,152 --> 01:03:03,313 That's who you are. You're a liar. 791 01:03:04,489 --> 01:03:07,322 You're judging me? That's a good one. 792 01:03:07,325 --> 01:03:09,532 You're going to point a finger at me, 793 01:03:09,536 --> 01:03:12,323 the guy that you hired to pretend to be your boyfriend? 794 01:03:13,456 --> 01:03:18,120 You're right. I was so desperate to make everyone believe that I was happy 795 01:03:18,128 --> 01:03:20,665 that I paid $6,000 for a lie. 796 01:03:21,172 --> 01:03:25,836 And, at the end of the day, the only one who ended up falling for it was me. 797 01:03:26,678 --> 01:03:28,760 I wish I could say it was worth it. 798 01:03:30,348 --> 01:03:32,964 Go ahead, Kat, hate me. 799 01:03:33,852 --> 01:03:37,640 I think you're running out of steam on this whole Jeffrey thing anyhow. 800 01:03:37,647 --> 01:03:40,184 Maybe now you'll be able to hold on to this long enough 801 01:03:40,191 --> 01:03:42,773 to ruin your next relationship. 802 01:03:57,042 --> 01:04:00,330 Nick. I'm just checking into a hotel. 803 01:04:00,337 --> 01:04:02,919 Don't be ridiculous. It's late. 804 01:04:03,923 --> 01:04:05,914 Take the car. 805 01:04:13,433 --> 01:04:16,596 Actually, the boathouse is empty. 806 01:04:17,729 --> 01:04:22,223 Look, I don't know what's going on with you two but I'm sure you'll work it out. 807 01:04:25,862 --> 01:04:30,856 You couldn't be more perfect if she'd picked you out of a catalog. 808 01:04:35,955 --> 01:04:37,946 Thanks, ed. 809 01:04:48,426 --> 01:04:50,087 Hey. 810 01:04:53,223 --> 01:04:54,759 Hey. 811 01:04:58,436 --> 01:05:00,392 I just... 812 01:05:00,772 --> 01:05:03,935 I wanted to say thank you for not outing me in front of ed. 813 01:05:06,986 --> 01:05:11,150 I want to tell him, just not the night before our wedding. 814 01:05:11,449 --> 01:05:14,782 You know, with these things, timing is everything. 815 01:05:23,753 --> 01:05:25,744 You're right. 816 01:05:26,881 --> 01:05:28,587 You should time it right, 817 01:05:28,967 --> 01:05:33,677 so that when he hears that you repeatedly screwed his best friend, 818 01:05:33,680 --> 01:05:37,138 he won't feel like the world is collapsing and there's no escape 819 01:05:37,142 --> 01:05:40,350 because you tricked him into marrying you. 820 01:05:47,944 --> 01:05:50,731 Kat... don't worry. Your wedding will be perfect. 821 01:05:50,738 --> 01:05:55,072 Tomorrow I'll say all the right things and you'll deal with ed when you're ready. 822 01:05:56,035 --> 01:06:00,699 But right now, tonight, I'm not going to pretend it's okay. 823 01:06:14,929 --> 01:06:17,170 And that's your first flight out? 824 01:06:17,182 --> 01:06:19,343 Another summer day has come and gone away 825 01:06:19,350 --> 01:06:20,806 all right, thanks. 826 01:06:20,810 --> 01:06:22,141 In Paris and Rome 827 01:06:22,145 --> 01:06:23,806 I wanna go home 828 01:06:26,691 --> 01:06:29,854 mmm 829 01:06:30,945 --> 01:06:34,984 another aeroplane another sunny place 830 01:06:34,991 --> 01:06:37,027 I'm lucky, I know 831 01:06:37,035 --> 01:06:39,276 but I wanna go home 832 01:06:40,705 --> 01:06:43,242 mmm, I've got to go home 833 01:06:45,376 --> 01:06:47,867 and I feel just like I'm living... 834 01:06:47,879 --> 01:06:49,085 I'm okay. 835 01:06:49,088 --> 01:06:50,749 Someone else's life 836 01:06:52,133 --> 01:06:53,964 it's like I just stepped outside... 837 01:06:54,344 --> 01:06:56,335 I don't believe you. 838 01:06:56,930 --> 01:06:59,091 I'm fine, really. 839 01:07:01,559 --> 01:07:05,802 Nothing a bottle of Jack and a straight razor couldn't fix. 840 01:07:09,901 --> 01:07:11,983 Anyway, it doesn't matter. 841 01:07:11,986 --> 01:07:13,396 It's Amy's day. 842 01:07:31,673 --> 01:07:33,664 Get in the car, darling. 843 01:07:42,767 --> 01:07:44,758 No, no. Smile. 844 01:08:10,169 --> 01:08:12,000 Hello. 845 01:08:14,632 --> 01:08:16,623 I've been looking for you. 846 01:08:21,723 --> 01:08:24,305 So, why did you let him go? 847 01:08:30,481 --> 01:08:32,813 It's complicated, dad. Right. 848 01:08:33,234 --> 01:08:36,146 It probably wouldn't have worked out anyway, huh? 849 01:08:41,034 --> 01:08:45,448 I remember reading a fascinating article in the New York times magazine once, 850 01:08:45,747 --> 01:08:47,954 where this guy said, 851 01:08:48,166 --> 01:08:52,876 "every woman has the exact love life she wants." 852 01:08:54,547 --> 01:08:57,163 You know what? I agree with him. 853 01:08:58,343 --> 01:09:01,881 But I refuse to believe that this is what you want, Kat. 854 01:09:02,847 --> 01:09:04,883 Ever since you were little, 855 01:09:05,058 --> 01:09:08,550 you've always worried about what other people think. 856 01:09:09,729 --> 01:09:14,564 Now, come on. What do you think? Is he the guy for you? 857 01:09:21,407 --> 01:09:22,897 Then go and get him. 858 01:09:51,729 --> 01:09:55,221 Hello, darling. Your mother said you wanted to have a quick word. 859 01:09:55,233 --> 01:09:57,224 No, no, no, I... 860 01:10:01,698 --> 01:10:04,906 There's something you should know before you marry me. 861 01:10:05,201 --> 01:10:06,316 What is it? 862 01:10:56,961 --> 01:11:00,044 I wanted to tell you but I was afraid you'd never forgive me 863 01:11:00,047 --> 01:11:02,459 and I just... I love you so much. 864 01:11:03,301 --> 01:11:05,462 I'm sorry. 865 01:11:05,720 --> 01:11:08,962 I knew you were seeing someone else when we finally got together, 866 01:11:08,973 --> 01:11:11,715 but not Jeffrey. 867 01:11:13,853 --> 01:11:16,265 Does Kat know? 868 01:11:17,648 --> 01:11:19,604 Jeffrey told her last night. 869 01:11:25,114 --> 01:11:26,945 Excuse me. 870 01:11:34,957 --> 01:11:36,618 Jeffrey: Ed? 871 01:11:41,005 --> 01:11:44,042 Ed... calm down, ed. 872 01:11:44,050 --> 01:11:45,460 Ed! 873 01:11:47,678 --> 01:11:48,963 Ed: Tj! 874 01:11:55,019 --> 01:11:56,975 Ah! 875 01:12:01,150 --> 01:12:05,268 Ed, calm down! It's all sorted! She wants you! 876 01:12:05,279 --> 01:12:07,941 I've given up! What's the problem? 877 01:12:07,949 --> 01:12:10,156 You back-stabbing weasel! 878 01:12:10,159 --> 01:12:13,947 That's not fair. It was before you guys were even dating. 879 01:12:13,955 --> 01:12:17,243 But you were engaged to her sister. 880 01:12:17,250 --> 01:12:19,957 Ed, calm down! 881 01:12:21,045 --> 01:12:24,583 We can talk about this like civilized human beings. 882 01:12:31,722 --> 01:12:34,213 I look like a total wanker, don't 1? 883 01:12:34,225 --> 01:12:35,840 Yeah, kind of. 884 01:12:41,899 --> 01:12:46,313 Get in the car, ed. He's halfway to France by now. 885 01:12:47,446 --> 01:12:48,526 Whoa! 886 01:12:58,082 --> 01:13:01,870 Ed: I trust you've enjoyed your trip to england. 887 01:13:01,878 --> 01:13:04,540 Yeah, it was fantastic. Thanks, Eddie. 888 01:13:07,800 --> 01:13:10,667 You know, I felt sorry for you last night. 889 01:13:11,762 --> 01:13:16,722 I was just sitting there like some smug arse, thinking, "aren't I a lucky sod?" 890 01:13:18,477 --> 01:13:23,938 I forgave her when I thought it was just some random bloke. 891 01:13:25,568 --> 01:13:27,559 But not Jeffrey. 892 01:13:31,616 --> 01:13:34,278 I've had her up on a pedestal ever since, 893 01:13:37,914 --> 01:13:40,200 ever since I put her up there. 894 01:13:42,126 --> 01:13:44,287 What a mess I've made, huh? 895 01:13:56,557 --> 01:13:58,548 I'm so sorry. 896 01:14:05,733 --> 01:14:07,564 The hardest thing's loving someone 897 01:14:07,568 --> 01:14:10,810 and then having the courage to let them love you back. 898 01:14:18,412 --> 01:14:20,494 But if you know her shit and she knows yours 899 01:14:20,498 --> 01:14:24,867 and at the end of the day, you still would rather give up than try, 900 01:14:28,714 --> 01:14:31,171 nothing's ever gonna be worth it. 901 01:14:37,598 --> 01:14:40,089 Maybe think about it this way. 902 01:14:40,267 --> 01:14:42,724 You go back, 903 01:14:43,521 --> 01:14:46,604 you get to spend the rest of your life having really great makeup sex. 904 01:14:50,820 --> 01:14:52,981 Ed? Ed: Must run! 905 01:14:54,198 --> 01:14:55,904 Hi. 906 01:14:58,119 --> 01:14:59,780 Hi. 907 01:15:02,373 --> 01:15:06,992 Last night, when we were fighting, I thought this was over. 908 01:15:09,088 --> 01:15:14,173 And I was going to leave you alone and just take off but... 909 01:15:16,387 --> 01:15:22,804 Then I realized I'd rather fight with you than make love with anyone else. 910 01:15:53,674 --> 01:15:56,711 I should get going. What? No, you can't. 911 01:15:56,719 --> 01:15:58,675 I have to. 912 01:15:58,846 --> 01:16:00,677 I'm the best man. 913 01:16:16,322 --> 01:16:18,153 You can dance 914 01:16:18,157 --> 01:16:21,820 every dance with the guy who gives you the eye 915 01:16:21,827 --> 01:16:24,113 let him hold you tight 916 01:16:25,289 --> 01:16:27,245 and you can smile 917 01:16:27,249 --> 01:16:30,707 every smile for the man who held your hand 918 01:16:30,711 --> 01:16:33,748 beneath the pale moonlight 919 01:16:33,756 --> 01:16:37,169 but don't forget who's taking you home 920 01:16:37,176 --> 01:16:40,134 and in whose arms you're gonna be 921 01:16:41,180 --> 01:16:46,345 so darling save the last dance for me 922 01:16:48,646 --> 01:16:49,977 oh, I know 923 01:16:49,980 --> 01:16:53,973 that the music's fine like sparkling wine 924 01:16:53,984 --> 01:16:56,600 go and have your fun 925 01:16:57,655 --> 01:16:59,145 laugh and sing... 926 01:16:59,156 --> 01:17:00,236 Let's do it. 927 01:17:00,241 --> 01:17:01,572 But while we're apart 928 01:17:01,575 --> 01:17:05,614 don't give your heart to anyone 929 01:17:09,667 --> 01:17:12,579 and in whose arms you're gonna be 930 01:17:13,546 --> 01:17:18,040 so darling save the last dance for me 931 01:17:20,970 --> 01:17:25,384 ed, there's no one in the world who knows 932 01:17:25,391 --> 01:17:28,178 how to love my baby sister better than you. 933 01:17:28,686 --> 01:17:30,392 Be good to one another. 934 01:17:30,396 --> 01:17:32,432 To Amy and ed. 935 01:17:32,439 --> 01:17:34,771 All: Amy and ed. 936 01:17:38,863 --> 01:17:40,524 You can dance 937 01:17:40,531 --> 01:17:44,115 go and carry on till the night is gone 938 01:17:44,118 --> 01:17:47,406 and it's time to go 939 01:17:47,413 --> 01:17:49,654 if he asks 940 01:17:49,665 --> 01:17:53,078 if you're all alone can he walk you home 941 01:17:53,085 --> 01:17:55,542 you must tell him no 942 01:17:56,130 --> 01:17:59,588 cos don't forget who's taking you home 943 01:17:59,592 --> 01:18:03,050 and in whose arms you're gonna be 944 01:18:04,221 --> 01:18:10,137 save the last dance for me 945 01:18:10,144 --> 01:18:11,930 oh, I know 946 01:18:11,937 --> 01:18:15,555 that the music's fine like sparkling wine 947 01:18:15,566 --> 01:18:17,932 go and have your fun 948 01:18:18,569 --> 01:18:20,400 laugh and sing 949 01:18:20,404 --> 01:18:22,861 but while we're apart 950 01:18:22,865 --> 01:18:26,824 don't give your heart to anyone 951 01:18:27,661 --> 01:18:31,119 and don't forget who's taking you home 952 01:18:31,123 --> 01:18:34,911 and in whose arms you're gonna be 953 01:18:34,919 --> 01:18:37,126 so darling 954 01:18:37,129 --> 01:18:40,917 save the last dance for me 955 01:18:40,925 --> 01:18:44,588 save the last dance 956 01:18:44,595 --> 01:18:47,758 the very last dance 957 01:18:47,765 --> 01:18:49,301 for me 958 01:19:11,705 --> 01:19:13,616 Another summer day 959 01:19:13,624 --> 01:19:15,956 has come and gone away 960 01:19:15,960 --> 01:19:17,791 in Paris and Rome 961 01:19:17,795 --> 01:19:19,911 but I wanna go home 962 01:19:22,299 --> 01:19:25,382 oh 963 01:19:26,804 --> 01:19:30,797 Maybe surrounded by a million people, I... 964 01:19:30,808 --> 01:19:34,801 Still feel alone just wanna go home 965 01:19:36,480 --> 01:19:39,142 oh, I miss you, you know 966 01:19:40,859 --> 01:19:46,320 and I've been keeping all the letters that I wrote to you 967 01:19:47,950 --> 01:19:51,659 each one a line or two 968 01:19:51,662 --> 01:19:54,620 "I'm fine, baby, how are you?" 969 01:19:55,874 --> 01:20:01,494 Well, I would send them but I know that it's just not enough 970 01:20:02,881 --> 01:20:05,918 my words were cold and flat 971 01:20:06,677 --> 01:20:10,795 and you deserve more than that 972 01:20:13,642 --> 01:20:15,633 another aeroplane 973 01:20:15,644 --> 01:20:17,475 another sunny place 974 01:20:17,479 --> 01:20:19,845 I'm lucky, I know 975 01:20:19,857 --> 01:20:23,145 but I wanna go home 976 01:20:23,152 --> 01:20:26,019 mm, I've got to go home 977 01:20:27,489 --> 01:20:30,902 let me go home 978 01:20:34,830 --> 01:20:38,539 I'm just too far from where you are 979 01:20:38,542 --> 01:20:40,783 I wanna come home 980 01:20:57,936 --> 01:21:03,147 And I feel just like I'm living someone else's life 981 01:21:04,860 --> 01:21:07,818 it's like I just stepped outside 982 01:21:08,614 --> 01:21:11,401 when everything was going right 983 01:21:12,743 --> 01:21:17,908 and I know just why you could not come along with me 984 01:21:19,917 --> 01:21:22,579 but this was not your dream 985 01:21:23,379 --> 01:21:27,497 but you always believed in me 986 01:21:30,761 --> 01:21:34,470 another winter day has come and gone away 987 01:21:34,473 --> 01:21:36,634 and even Paris and Rome 988 01:21:36,642 --> 01:21:39,429 and I wanna go home 989 01:21:40,896 --> 01:21:42,887 let me go home 990 01:21:45,275 --> 01:21:49,518 and I'm surrounded by a million people, I... 991 01:21:49,530 --> 01:21:53,944 I still feel alone, let me go home 992 01:21:55,285 --> 01:21:58,277 oh, I miss you, you know 993 01:21:59,456 --> 01:22:02,914 let me go home 994 01:22:06,505 --> 01:22:08,917 I've had my run 995 01:22:08,924 --> 01:22:10,755 baby, I'm done 996 01:22:10,759 --> 01:22:12,966 I gotta go home 997 01:22:14,471 --> 01:22:17,884 let me go home 998 01:22:21,937 --> 01:22:24,303 it will all be all right 999 01:22:24,940 --> 01:22:27,807 I'll be home tonight 1000 01:22:28,569 --> 01:22:31,982 I'm coming back home