1
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Of all the dumb-ass stunts
you kids ever pulled...

2
00:00:06,120 --> 00:00:09,840
this little California adventure
takes the dumb-ass cake!

3
00:00:11,960 --> 00:00:15,440
We are very disappointed
in you, Eric.

4
00:00:15,480 --> 00:00:17,720
Even though going to California
to rescue Donna...

5
00:00:17,800 --> 00:00:21,560
is one of the most romantic
things I've ever heard of.

6
00:00:21,640 --> 00:00:25,600
That's true. If he had gone by horse,
they would have made it a movie.

7
00:00:25,680 --> 00:00:28,280
<i>Look, Mr. Forman...</i>

8
00:00:28,360 --> 00:00:31,640
before you get all...
scary and pink...

9
00:00:31,720 --> 00:00:33,920
<i>I just want to say that...</i>

10
00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:38,040
running away to California
was completely selfish and immature.

11
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And, as for me, as long as I live
under <i>your</i> roof and eat <i>your</i> food...

12
00:00:43,600 --> 00:00:45,520
I should be
doing things <i>your</i> way.

13
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What a load of crap!

14
00:00:50,280 --> 00:00:52,240
You two are not above the law.

15
00:00:52,280 --> 00:00:54,720
Now, Eric, hand over the keys
to the Vista Cruiser.

16
00:00:55,880 --> 00:00:57,720
What? Dad, no.

17
00:00:57,800 --> 00:00:59,960
The Cruiser's my Batmobile.

18
00:01:01,720 --> 00:01:05,560
Without it,
I'm just a guy in a silly outfit.

19
00:01:05,640 --> 00:01:08,120
Now, Eric.

20
00:01:08,200 --> 00:01:10,400
A little time apart will
do you kids some good.

21
00:01:10,480 --> 00:01:13,200
So, Donna, I transferred you
to the Catholic high school-

22
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Our Lady of Perpetual Sorrow.

23
00:01:17,360 --> 00:01:20,480
- What?
- That's right. You're starting this week...

24
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so you better get out
your Bible and brush up...

25
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on your Ten Commandments
and that thing about the dwarfs.

26
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<i>(Fez Singing)</i>

27
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<i>(Continues)</i>

28
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- What the hell?
- Fez!

29
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(Ends)

30
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Wait a second.

31
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You two look sweaty and guilty.

32
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Have you been eating my candy?

33
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- What candy?
- I didn't say "candy."

34
00:02:04,440 --> 00:02:07,600
And I certainly don't have
any candy hidden in the garage.

35
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(Monotone)
I will be in the garage.

36
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Oh, God. Steven,
that was way too close.

37
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You need to learn to keep
your hands off me.

38
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Me? You're the one who can't
keep her tongue to herself.

39
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Please. I let you fool around with me
out of pity.

40
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You know what your problem is?
You're really cute...

41
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so no one ever told you
to shut your piehole.

42
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You think I'm cute?

43
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Shut your piehole!

44
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<i>(Rock Group Singing)</i>

45
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<i>(Ends)</i>

46
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<i>Hello, Wisconsin!</i>

47
00:03:22,220 --> 00:03:24,060
- <i>(Door Opens)</i>
- <i>(Footsteps)</i>

48
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<i>(Kelso)</i>
<i>Oh, Catholic school?</i>

49
00:03:26,180 --> 00:03:28,060
That's rough.

50
00:03:28,100 --> 00:03:29,980
- Yeah, my dad took away my slingshot-
- (TVTheme Music)

51
00:03:30,020 --> 00:03:32,100
so I'm feeling it pretty bad too.

52
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What were you guys doing?

53
00:03:37,340 --> 00:03:39,220
Uh, we're just watching, uh-

54
00:03:39,300 --> 00:03:41,700
This old lady's eatin' a fish.

55
00:03:44,100 --> 00:03:46,580
Look, Jackie...

56
00:03:46,620 --> 00:03:48,500
we've been avoiding each other.

57
00:03:48,540 --> 00:03:51,340
I think it's time we hash
this thing out.

58
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It's okay. I'm good.

59
00:03:55,260 --> 00:03:57,940
I can see you're devastated
over losing me.

60
00:04:03,260 --> 00:04:06,860
You know what, Michael?
I'm fine. Really.

61
00:04:06,940 --> 00:04:08,820
You sound brave.

62
00:04:10,140 --> 00:04:13,260
But inside
you're a scrambled mess.

63
00:04:13,340 --> 00:04:15,660
Just remember this.
I'll always be there for you...

64
00:04:15,740 --> 00:04:19,100
in case you have
any physical needs, all right?

65
00:04:19,180 --> 00:04:21,100
(Groans)

66
00:04:21,180 --> 00:04:23,420
Damn, Hyde.
What was that for?

67
00:04:23,500 --> 00:04:26,140
I just missed you, man.

68
00:04:27,900 --> 00:04:30,580
Wait. Donna, you're actually
gonna go to Catholic school?

69
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Not just Catholic school-

70
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Our Lady of Perpetual Sorrow.

71
00:04:36,700 --> 00:04:38,580
That means "sad forever."

72
00:04:40,060 --> 00:04:42,060
Eric, we're never even
gonna see each other.

73
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Yeah, I know.
And I can't even drive you to school.

74
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And we can forget about
any lunchtime hokey-pokey.

75
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That's what it's all about. 

76
00:04:53,420 --> 00:04:56,260
Man, it sucks not having a car.

77
00:04:56,340 --> 00:04:58,300
Well, I'm gonna go drive mine.

78
00:04:59,780 --> 00:05:02,780
- Catch you guys later.
- Wait, wait, Steven. Where are you going?

79
00:05:02,860 --> 00:05:06,060
- What do you care?
- I don't.

80
00:05:06,140 --> 00:05:09,020
- <i>(Door Closes)</i>
- Um...

81
00:05:09,100 --> 00:05:10,940
you know, I just remembered...

82
00:05:11,020 --> 00:05:12,940
that I have to go to the mall...

83
00:05:13,020 --> 00:05:16,620
because they're having this
big Monday Madness sale.

84
00:05:16,700 --> 00:05:19,620
Jackie? It's Tuesday.

85
00:05:19,700 --> 00:05:22,460
See? Total madness!

86
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Poor kid, trying to replace me with shopping.
(Scoffs)

87
00:05:30,140 --> 00:05:32,140
Eric, what are we gonna do?

88
00:05:32,220 --> 00:05:36,020
I mean, if I go to this school,
our senior year is ruined.

89
00:05:36,100 --> 00:05:39,220
I mean, we're not even
gonna graduate together.

90
00:05:39,260 --> 00:05:43,420
You know what? Bob is not sending you
to that Catholic school.

91
00:05:43,500 --> 00:05:46,100
Now we're gonna sit down,
we're gonna figure out what we're gonna do.

92
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Guys? Let's get serious.

93
00:05:49,420 --> 00:05:52,340
<i>(Stereo: Rock)</i>

94
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It's simple.

95
00:05:54,300 --> 00:05:56,660
I'm gonna march over there
and talk to Bob.

96
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I love a good march.

97
00:06:00,500 --> 00:06:02,660
My birthday is in March.

98
00:06:02,740 --> 00:06:06,100
And then it's on to April.

99
00:06:06,140 --> 00:06:08,020
April showers.

100
00:06:08,060 --> 00:06:10,260
Oh! <i>The Seduction</i>
<i>of Eric Forman...</i>

101
00:06:10,340 --> 00:06:13,020
starring in the insatiable
April Showers.

102
00:06:14,220 --> 00:06:17,140
Are you really gonna
go talk to my dad for me?

103
00:06:17,180 --> 00:06:19,380
Eric, you're so sweet
and brave.

104
00:06:19,460 --> 00:06:23,060
Pound for pound, you're like the bravest guy
in the whole world.

105
00:06:23,100 --> 00:06:25,940
I love you so much!

106
00:06:25,980 --> 00:06:28,980
Well, my candy is safe.

107
00:06:29,020 --> 00:06:31,180
But something was up
with Jackie.

108
00:06:31,260 --> 00:06:35,420
She looked scared- like a deer
in the headlights with his pants down.

109
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Man, I feel sorry forJackie.

110
00:06:39,740 --> 00:06:42,660
I mean, to have to look at this all day
and not be able to touch it?

111
00:06:42,740 --> 00:06:44,580
I can't even do that!

112
00:06:46,580 --> 00:06:49,780
- I love you.
- I love you more.

113
00:06:51,860 --> 00:06:54,180
Sexy.

114
00:06:54,260 --> 00:06:57,900
Hey! You two quit it!
Okay? This circle is sacred.

115
00:06:57,980 --> 00:07:00,740
You don't do anything in here
that you wouldn't do in a church!

116
00:07:00,820 --> 00:07:03,860
No, wait.
In a cemetery.

117
00:07:03,900 --> 00:07:07,380
Wait.
In the teachers' lounge.

118
00:07:07,420 --> 00:07:09,460
Man, I've done it
everywhere.

119
00:07:14,100 --> 00:07:17,700
- (Stereo: Pop)
- Okay. This is my Michael box.

120
00:07:17,780 --> 00:07:20,020
I saved everything
that loser ever gave me.

121
00:07:22,100 --> 00:07:25,620
Hmm.
One-year anniversary.

122
00:07:31,260 --> 00:07:34,220
What a moron!

123
00:07:34,300 --> 00:07:37,740
Well, you know, I guess
Kelso's really history for you.

124
00:07:37,820 --> 00:07:40,740
I never thought that'd happen
till you met someone else.

125
00:07:42,180 --> 00:07:44,340
You met someone else!

126
00:07:44,380 --> 00:07:47,060
(Scoffs)
What?

127
00:07:47,140 --> 00:07:49,780
Someone else? That's crazy!

128
00:07:49,860 --> 00:07:52,140
You're crazy.

129
00:07:52,220 --> 00:07:54,100
Shut your piehole!

130
00:07:57,380 --> 00:08:00,340
- (Can Tab Pops)
- Hey, check it out.

131
00:08:00,380 --> 00:08:04,900
I was at the bakery, and this crumb cake
came fresh out of the oven.

132
00:08:04,980 --> 00:08:08,580
And when I think crumb cake,
I think Bob.

133
00:08:08,660 --> 00:08:11,700
Uh-huh.
What do you want?

134
00:08:11,780 --> 00:08:15,060
I want to talk to you about Donna
and that Catholic school.

135
00:08:15,100 --> 00:08:18,420
Crumb cake isn't gonna
get me to change my mind.

136
00:08:18,500 --> 00:08:20,820
Are you sure?
(Sniffs)

137
00:08:22,820 --> 00:08:25,940
Those are real crumbs.

138
00:08:26,020 --> 00:08:28,860
She's going to that school,
and that's final.

139
00:08:28,900 --> 00:08:31,260
Okay. Fine.

140
00:08:31,340 --> 00:08:35,540
But know this. I am prepared to fight this
with every fiber of my being.

141
00:08:39,540 --> 00:08:41,980
<i>(Choir Singing)</i>

142
00:08:45,340 --> 00:08:48,820
<i>(Ends)</i>

143
00:08:50,620 --> 00:08:52,700
On the other hand...

144
00:08:56,540 --> 00:08:59,860
you-you can't put a price
on a good education.

145
00:09:05,100 --> 00:09:10,060
I can't believe they're making you wear
those knee-high socks every day.

146
00:09:10,140 --> 00:09:12,980
- (Mouths Word)
- <i>(Door Opens)</i>

147
00:09:15,980 --> 00:09:17,940
What the hell?

148
00:09:17,980 --> 00:09:20,100
Oh, my God!

149
00:09:20,180 --> 00:09:22,700
I'm blind!

150
00:09:22,780 --> 00:09:25,540
- Jackie!
- Get off me!

151
00:09:27,780 --> 00:09:30,620
Great outfit!

152
00:09:36,940 --> 00:09:41,140
Okay, so, um,
what exactly did you see?

153
00:09:44,340 --> 00:09:46,180
Hands, tongues.

154
00:09:46,260 --> 00:09:48,980
Yours, his.
It was horrible!

155
00:09:50,460 --> 00:09:54,100
You were like Siamese twins
joined at the beard.

156
00:09:56,540 --> 00:10:00,340
Hey, it was her fault, man.
She threw herself at me.

157
00:10:03,220 --> 00:10:06,020
No, no.
You were on top of me.

158
00:10:06,060 --> 00:10:08,740
You pulled me.

159
00:10:08,780 --> 00:10:11,260
I've done a lot of partying,
so, you know...

160
00:10:11,340 --> 00:10:13,220
my balance is off.

161
00:10:14,340 --> 00:10:17,740
This is impossible.
You two hate each other.

162
00:10:17,820 --> 00:10:21,940
- Kelso is gonna freak out!
- (Gasps) Kelso!

163
00:10:23,060 --> 00:10:25,460
Settle down, Esmeralda.

164
00:10:28,020 --> 00:10:30,260
Kelso doesn't need
to know about this.

165
00:10:30,340 --> 00:10:33,980
Yeah, look, it's just a meaningless fling, okay?
We can stop whenever we want.

166
00:10:34,020 --> 00:10:37,820
- Well, then maybe you should.
- Why do you even care?

167
00:10:37,860 --> 00:10:40,100
Because you're breaking up
the band, Yoko!

168
00:10:44,220 --> 00:10:46,060
<i>(Footsteps)</i>

169
00:10:47,620 --> 00:10:50,180
Well, naughty ladies wear plaid.

170
00:10:51,660 --> 00:10:53,820
Fez, please.

171
00:10:53,860 --> 00:10:57,340
That's right.
Beg for it, sexy schoolgirl.

172
00:10:57,380 --> 00:11:00,340
Fez, we just caught
these two Frenching...

173
00:11:00,420 --> 00:11:03,300
like a couple of French people
at a Frenching festival.

174
00:11:04,580 --> 00:11:08,260
What? That's impossible.
You two hate each other.

175
00:11:08,300 --> 00:11:11,540
I said-
I just said that.

176
00:11:11,620 --> 00:11:14,860
Okay, you are gonna tell us
how this happened right now.

177
00:11:14,940 --> 00:11:18,260
Ooh, I like it when you
order me around in that uniform.

178
00:11:22,180 --> 00:11:24,860
Okay, fine.
Look, I'll just tell you what happened.

179
00:11:24,900 --> 00:11:27,740
It was a few weeks
after Donna and Michael left...

180
00:11:27,780 --> 00:11:30,100
<i>and Steven invited me over</i>
<i>to listen to a new record.</i>

181
00:11:30,180 --> 00:11:32,020
I'm glad you're here.

182
00:11:32,100 --> 00:11:33,980
Check it out.

183
00:11:35,740 --> 00:11:37,900
(Women Singing Disco)

184
00:11:37,980 --> 00:11:39,980
Isn't it the coolest?

185
00:11:40,060 --> 00:11:42,140
Don't you just wanna shake it?

186
00:11:44,660 --> 00:11:47,340
- <i>(Needle Scratches Record)</i>
- <i>(Hyde) Wait. Time out on the fiield.</i>

187
00:11:47,420 --> 00:11:50,140
I don't shake it,
and I don't listen to ABBA.

188
00:11:52,300 --> 00:11:56,060
Whatever. It's my story.
Anyway-

189
00:11:56,100 --> 00:11:58,020
(Resumes)

190
00:11:58,100 --> 00:12:00,940
<i>(Jackie) I could totally tell</i>
<i>he was trying to make a move.</i>

191
00:12:01,020 --> 00:12:04,140
<i>Then he held me real close</i>
<i>and said</i>-

192
00:12:04,220 --> 00:12:06,380
May I kiss you, milady?

193
00:12:06,460 --> 00:12:08,860
<i>(Ends)</i>

194
00:12:12,420 --> 00:12:15,740
Hyde, I had no idea
you could be so formal.

195
00:12:17,860 --> 00:12:20,860
Come on.
She's so full of crap.

196
00:12:20,940 --> 00:12:25,100
Then why don't you tell us
what really happened, milady?

197
00:12:28,140 --> 00:12:30,060
Fine. Fine, okay?

198
00:12:30,140 --> 00:12:32,300
So I'm hanging out in the basement
like I usually do...

199
00:12:32,380 --> 00:12:34,220
<i>when Jackie showed up.</i>

200
00:12:34,300 --> 00:12:36,420
- <i>It was obvious she wanted me.</i>
- I want you.

201
00:12:36,460 --> 00:12:38,340
That's obvious.

202
00:12:42,020 --> 00:12:44,620
God, that's crazy.

203
00:12:44,700 --> 00:12:47,060
No, you so came on
to me first.

204
00:12:47,140 --> 00:12:49,180
You said that you
didn't have a new boyfriend.

205
00:12:49,220 --> 00:12:52,820
- He is not my boyfriend.
- I'm not her boyfriend. They just don't get it.

206
00:12:52,900 --> 00:12:54,740
No. Why would they?

207
00:12:54,820 --> 00:12:56,660
Let's go, baby.

208
00:13:03,820 --> 00:13:05,820
I'm leaving too.

209
00:13:05,900 --> 00:13:08,100
This basement's
tainted for me now.

210
00:13:11,020 --> 00:13:14,220
Well, I still want to know
how the hell all this happened.

211
00:13:19,340 --> 00:13:22,740
- (Crowd Cheering)
- (Game Show Theme)

212
00:13:22,820 --> 00:13:25,100
Another old lady.

213
00:13:25,180 --> 00:13:27,540
She can't even reach the wheel!

214
00:13:28,900 --> 00:13:31,340
I can't watch <i>The Price is Right</i> again.
I just can't.

215
00:13:31,420 --> 00:13:33,260
(Bell Dings)

216
00:13:33,340 --> 00:13:35,540
- God, the summer totally sucks.
- (Bell Dings)

217
00:13:35,620 --> 00:13:38,420
- There's nothing to do.
- (Crowd Cheering)

218
00:13:38,500 --> 00:13:40,460
- <i>(Bell Dings)</i>
- <i>(Crowd Cheering)</i>

219
00:13:48,100 --> 00:13:50,140
<i>(Bell Dinging)</i>

220
00:13:54,980 --> 00:13:56,820
<i>(Woman On TV)</i>
<i>I bid one dollar, Bob.</i>

221
00:13:56,900 --> 00:14:00,020
<i>(Crowd Booing)</i>

222
00:14:00,100 --> 00:14:01,940
<i>(Bell Dinging)</i>

223
00:14:04,900 --> 00:14:07,060
Hey. I'm gonna take
Donna to school.

224
00:14:07,140 --> 00:14:09,620
Oh! That's right.

225
00:14:09,700 --> 00:14:14,460
Dad took away my car when I did
that really super-romantic thing.

226
00:14:16,900 --> 00:14:19,860
Well, I guess we were
only reunited just to be...

227
00:14:19,940 --> 00:14:21,860
ripped apart again.

228
00:14:23,580 --> 00:14:25,620
Like Romeo and Juliet.

229
00:14:27,380 --> 00:14:29,820
You know...

230
00:14:29,860 --> 00:14:33,020
why don't you take
the car this one time?

231
00:14:34,420 --> 00:14:36,300
It'll be our little secret.

232
00:14:36,380 --> 00:14:39,020
- (Whispering) Okay.
- (Whispering) Okay. Shh!

233
00:14:42,260 --> 00:14:44,260
Where do you think
you're going?

234
00:14:45,620 --> 00:14:48,420
Mom said I could.

235
00:14:48,500 --> 00:14:52,140
- <i>(Keys Jingle)</i>
- You just bought yourself another week, kiddo.

236
00:14:52,220 --> 00:14:55,220
Look, Dad, I need my car.

237
00:14:56,500 --> 00:14:58,660
Don't you remember when
you were in high school?

238
00:14:58,740 --> 00:15:00,740
I bet you had
some good times...

239
00:15:00,820 --> 00:15:03,940
driving around senior year
with your friends.

240
00:15:04,020 --> 00:15:08,340
My senior year,
I was driving a gunboat around Okinawa.

241
00:15:11,180 --> 00:15:16,500
And if you count
theJapanese snipers as my friends...

242
00:15:16,580 --> 00:15:18,900
then, yes,
I had some good times.

243
00:15:22,500 --> 00:15:24,380
You have to understand,
Eric.

244
00:15:24,420 --> 00:15:27,900
It's not that your father's
trying to be a bad guy.

245
00:15:27,940 --> 00:15:31,460
It's just that he's been
irreparably damaged by war.

246
00:15:34,580 --> 00:15:38,980
I'm just sick of you doing
whatever the hell you want.

247
00:15:39,060 --> 00:15:42,620
Your father and I feel that you're not
taking yourself seriously.

248
00:15:42,660 --> 00:15:44,540
- Hmm.
- <i>(Choir Vocalizing)</i>

249
00:15:44,580 --> 00:15:47,260
You are such
a talented young man.

250
00:15:47,300 --> 00:15:49,820
<i>(Continues)</i>

251
00:16:02,100 --> 00:16:04,700
- <i>(Ends)</i>
- Eric!

252
00:16:04,740 --> 00:16:07,460
Oh. Uh, yeah.

253
00:16:07,500 --> 00:16:09,580
Forget about the car.
I gotta go.

254
00:16:13,860 --> 00:16:17,980
<i>Oh, look how cute</i>
<i>in her little uniform!</i>

255
00:16:21,980 --> 00:16:25,660
I'm gonna have to lock him in his room
and poke his eyes out.

256
00:16:29,180 --> 00:16:31,420
- (Stereo: Rock)
- Here's what I don't get about <i>Fantasy Island.</i>

257
00:16:31,460 --> 00:16:34,060
You know when you get off the plane,
and you see Mr. Roarke...

258
00:16:34,140 --> 00:16:36,060
and that little kid
in the white suit?

259
00:16:39,100 --> 00:16:42,540
Well, if it's me, I'm like,
"This is creepy," right?

260
00:16:42,620 --> 00:16:45,180
So I just grab
a free daiquiri...

261
00:16:45,220 --> 00:16:47,740
and I'm out of there.

262
00:16:50,460 --> 00:16:53,020
- Whoa!
- Whoa!

263
00:16:55,260 --> 00:16:57,700
(Sighs)
Grow up. It's just a uniform.

264
00:16:57,780 --> 00:17:00,180
- Sorry.
- You're right. I'm sorry.

265
00:17:00,260 --> 00:17:02,100
Oh!

266
00:17:02,180 --> 00:17:05,220
(Laughing)
Oh!

267
00:17:05,300 --> 00:17:08,940
Man, that was totally
worth waiting for.

268
00:17:09,020 --> 00:17:11,740
- I agree. Now we can go.
- <i>(Kelso Laughs)</i>

269
00:17:13,740 --> 00:17:15,620
How was your first day?

270
00:17:15,660 --> 00:17:18,620
Grim. This nun totally
spanked me with a ruler.

271
00:17:25,380 --> 00:17:29,580
Yet another reason
I wish I was a ruler.

272
00:17:32,060 --> 00:17:33,900
(Clears Throat)

273
00:17:33,980 --> 00:17:35,900
<i>(Door Closes)</i>

274
00:17:37,180 --> 00:17:39,180
- Wait a minute!
- Weird!

275
00:17:41,540 --> 00:17:46,180
Okay. Now you guys
are sitting together?

276
00:17:46,220 --> 00:17:49,540
Oh, my God.
You guys aren't just fooling around.

277
00:17:49,620 --> 00:17:51,940
You care about her.

278
00:17:51,980 --> 00:17:55,860
I do not.
She sickens me.

279
00:17:57,100 --> 00:18:00,260
No. No, no. I'm the one
who's sickened, okay?

280
00:18:00,300 --> 00:18:04,100
I'm not supposed to be seen
with scruffy guys like you.

281
00:18:04,140 --> 00:18:06,860
I date guys I can take out
in public.

282
00:18:09,180 --> 00:18:12,100
Yet you continue
with this abomination!

283
00:18:14,380 --> 00:18:17,620
You know, you guys
have to tell Kelso.

284
00:18:17,700 --> 00:18:22,060
Or we'll tell Kelso.
Shall we?

285
00:18:22,140 --> 00:18:24,020
Wait. No, no, no.
Okay, guys. Look.

286
00:18:24,100 --> 00:18:26,420
What if we just
break it off right now?

287
00:18:26,500 --> 00:18:28,380
- Then he never has to know.
- Really?

288
00:18:28,420 --> 00:18:30,980
Look, there's nothing to even break off,
so it's fine by me.

289
00:18:31,060 --> 00:18:33,420
Yes.
This is what I want to hear.

290
00:18:33,500 --> 00:18:36,580
It'll be like it never happened.

291
00:18:36,620 --> 00:18:40,380
Donna, come.
Let us leave this unholy thing behind.

292
00:18:41,940 --> 00:18:44,340
<i>(Door Closes)</i>

293
00:18:44,420 --> 00:18:46,700
Steven, do I really sicken you?

294
00:18:46,780 --> 00:18:48,820
No.

295
00:18:48,900 --> 00:18:52,220
I sicken me because you're supposed
to sicken me, but you don't.

296
00:18:55,940 --> 00:18:57,780
Well, I feel the same way.

297
00:18:57,860 --> 00:19:00,140
I mean, I like
how scruffy you are.

298
00:19:01,580 --> 00:19:03,500
Of course you do.

299
00:19:05,820 --> 00:19:08,900
Man, you know what? Screw it.
Let's just do what we want, okay?

300
00:19:10,580 --> 00:19:14,380
- Okay. What about Michael?
- Details, baby. Details.

301
00:19:17,060 --> 00:19:20,100
So, uh, how's that uniform
working out for you?

302
00:19:20,180 --> 00:19:22,740
Stop!

303
00:19:22,820 --> 00:19:27,180
Do you- Do you feel like a good girl
that just can't help being bad?

304
00:19:30,020 --> 00:19:32,340
Be bad, Donna.
(Whispering) I won't tell.

305
00:19:35,620 --> 00:19:39,060
Eric, it's not funny.

306
00:19:39,140 --> 00:19:41,780
I actually have to go
to this school every day now.

307
00:19:41,860 --> 00:19:43,740
Without-Without you.

308
00:19:43,780 --> 00:19:46,540
Okay, so, you know what?

309
00:19:46,620 --> 00:19:49,500
We'll see each other nights
and weekends...

310
00:19:49,540 --> 00:19:54,260
and I'll come visit you at school.

311
00:19:54,340 --> 00:19:56,380
I mean, I still have a bike.

312
00:19:56,420 --> 00:19:59,420
Eric, it's, like, 10 miles away.

313
00:19:59,460 --> 00:20:02,940
Ten- So what?
These legs were made for pedalin'.

314
00:20:04,820 --> 00:20:06,740
Come on.

315
00:20:06,820 --> 00:20:08,660
- You've seen my thighs.
- Yeah.

316
00:20:10,980 --> 00:20:12,860
You're a good boyfriend.

317
00:20:14,020 --> 00:20:15,860
"You're a good boyfriend" who?

318
00:20:17,260 --> 00:20:19,420
I'm not calling you
Principal Forman.

319
00:20:21,300 --> 00:20:24,300
Don't make me get
the ruler, young lady.

320
00:20:29,080 --> 00:20:32,080
Red can take Eric's car,
but he can have my car candy...

321
00:20:32,160 --> 00:20:34,240
when he pries it from
my cold, dead fingers.

322
00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:39,760
- You were right. Ten miles is nothing.
- (Panting)

323
00:20:39,840 --> 00:20:43,080
(Chuckles) Will you pick me up
from school every day?

324
00:20:43,160 --> 00:20:45,040
Sure.

325
00:20:45,120 --> 00:20:48,880
(Panting)

326
00:20:48,960 --> 00:20:53,160
Uh, which-which arm hurts
when you're about to have a heart attack?

327
00:20:53,240 --> 00:20:55,160
Help!


