1 00:01:21,030 --> 00:01:22,030 Miss Spector? 2 00:01:22,210 --> 00:01:23,310 This is Messenger Phone. 3 00:01:23,750 --> 00:01:27,230 I can't talk now, Darlene. Can you ask who's calling and tell them I'll call 4 00:01:27,230 --> 00:01:28,230 back? 5 00:01:28,430 --> 00:01:29,268 It's Dr. 6 00:01:29,270 --> 00:01:30,750 Spector. He wants to talk to you. 7 00:01:31,370 --> 00:01:33,950 Darlene, I can't talk. Can you tell him I'll call him back? 8 00:01:34,430 --> 00:01:35,430 What? 9 00:01:35,610 --> 00:01:36,610 Never mind. 10 00:01:39,770 --> 00:01:43,150 Timmy, I have one minute. I'm supposed to meet Richard and I'm late. Will you 11 00:01:43,150 --> 00:01:44,150 please talk back? 12 00:01:44,810 --> 00:01:46,550 Shit. Darlene, the doorbell! 13 00:01:46,930 --> 00:01:49,570 Oh, yeah, but... No, no, no, no. It was the doorbell. 14 00:01:50,220 --> 00:01:51,220 Timmy, I have to go. 15 00:01:51,620 --> 00:01:53,780 No, let's just all meet at Cal's place. 16 00:01:55,120 --> 00:01:56,120 Darlene, the door! 17 00:01:56,680 --> 00:01:58,520 Oh, why did they abolish slavery? 18 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:01,840 Timmy, I have to go. Now, I'll just see you at Cal's at 8.30. 19 00:02:02,720 --> 00:02:03,920 No, we can't make it early. 20 00:02:04,860 --> 00:02:06,900 Well, because the party doesn't finish until 8. 21 00:02:08,039 --> 00:02:11,220 Timmy, look, if I'm late to the party, Richard is going to divorce me. Now, 22 00:02:11,220 --> 00:02:12,420 doesn't that mean anything to you? 23 00:02:12,820 --> 00:02:14,240 Darling, I brought the earrings. 24 00:02:14,540 --> 00:02:15,800 Thank you, Mother. Timmy, please. 25 00:02:16,380 --> 00:02:18,600 You're not going to wear bangs, are you? No. 26 00:02:19,150 --> 00:02:21,450 Oh, if I were you, I'd try for a little height. 27 00:02:21,750 --> 00:02:22,770 Goodbye, Timmy. 28 00:02:25,030 --> 00:02:27,490 Your brassiere shows. 29 00:02:30,010 --> 00:02:31,010 Darling, 30 00:02:31,470 --> 00:02:33,710 may I go with you the next time you stop? 31 00:02:34,010 --> 00:02:37,690 It's ridiculous to look the way you do on a $60,000 a year income. 32 00:02:38,350 --> 00:02:42,550 If you have to run out and buy something new for every occasion, it simply means 33 00:02:42,550 --> 00:02:43,890 you're shopping without a plan. 34 00:03:01,960 --> 00:03:02,879 out for you to wear. 35 00:03:02,880 --> 00:03:06,940 It's a cocktail party. Don't say that. I'm all about it. Do you know the rules 36 00:03:06,940 --> 00:03:07,940 at dinner? Hello? 37 00:03:08,800 --> 00:03:09,698 Don't fight. 38 00:03:09,700 --> 00:03:11,240 Don't fight. Then why do you fight? You sound furious. 39 00:03:11,780 --> 00:03:14,600 Oh, my God. Did I say you'll call back? I'm sorry, darling. You're trapping the 40 00:03:14,600 --> 00:03:16,140 grief, Mrs. Messenger. I'm sorry, darling. 41 00:03:16,380 --> 00:03:17,580 Darling, give me five minutes. 42 00:03:17,960 --> 00:03:20,260 Honey, I'm sorry. I am leaving now. 43 00:03:20,500 --> 00:03:21,500 Right away. 44 00:03:22,120 --> 00:03:25,740 Mother, please. Just sit with Nicky and Matthew until I finish dressing. I'll be 45 00:03:25,740 --> 00:03:27,120 ten minutes. I wanted to have your dress. 46 00:03:27,420 --> 00:03:28,760 I'll be right back. Mrs. Messenger. 47 00:03:57,420 --> 00:03:58,540 Mrs. Messenger? Yes, Oscar. 48 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:07,140 Have a nice evening, Mrs. Messenger. 49 00:04:19,200 --> 00:04:22,260 You can't drive me crazy and then push me away. 50 00:04:44,110 --> 00:04:45,110 Will you come on? 51 00:04:49,590 --> 00:04:52,710 I'm half an hour late to a party in my own honor. Oh, Richard, I'm sorry. 52 00:04:52,950 --> 00:04:54,150 I just... What is that? What? 53 00:04:54,510 --> 00:04:56,390 There is something alive in your blouse. 54 00:04:57,270 --> 00:04:59,810 Aren't you wearing a bra? Richard, are they jiggling? Jiggling? Are you 55 00:04:59,810 --> 00:05:02,270 serious? They are leaping up in the air and chinning themselves. 56 00:05:03,020 --> 00:05:05,980 Well, don't put your feet down so hard. Maybe they'll doze off. Richard, I am 57 00:05:05,980 --> 00:05:08,600 not going to go up here now. Everyone's going to be looking at me. Don't be 58 00:05:08,600 --> 00:05:11,600 ridiculous. The guest list includes Norman Mailer, Truman Capote, Lee 59 00:05:11,600 --> 00:05:14,820 Radziwill, Bernard Calman, Saul Bellow, and the Duke and Duchess of Windsor. 60 00:05:15,000 --> 00:05:18,640 You'd have to be stark naked and bald to get a second look. Really? Are all those 61 00:05:18,640 --> 00:05:21,140 people going to be there? Sure. You don't think they'd miss the opportunity 62 00:05:21,140 --> 00:05:24,040 of meeting the one-shot author of a best-selling children's book, do you? 63 00:05:24,080 --> 00:05:25,440 They must be crazed with excitement. 64 00:05:28,840 --> 00:05:31,460 Richard, this is Grayson Baron Van Papay. 65 00:05:31,900 --> 00:05:33,400 Richard Messinger and his wife, Jill. 66 00:05:33,600 --> 00:05:37,020 Wonderful! Didn't read it yet, but my little girl can't stop talking about it. 67 00:05:37,040 --> 00:05:38,040 She loves it. 68 00:05:38,060 --> 00:05:39,640 Wonderful book. Very clever. 69 00:05:39,880 --> 00:05:43,080 Thank you, thank you. I love your network. I haven't had time to watch it 70 00:05:43,080 --> 00:05:44,840 yet, but my little boy says it's worth the test. 71 00:05:50,280 --> 00:05:53,280 Yo. Richard, please don't drink too much. Bernard. 72 00:05:53,740 --> 00:05:55,400 Mrs. Knives, but Bernard Palmer. 73 00:05:55,660 --> 00:05:59,760 I'd like you to meet Richard Messinger and his wife, Jill. Hi. How are you? I 74 00:05:59,760 --> 00:06:02,700 read Weissman. I think it's a very important novel. Thank you. 75 00:06:03,060 --> 00:06:07,060 I was surprised when sold I didn't write it for that. How was Washington, 76 00:06:07,140 --> 00:06:10,480 Bernard? Bernard's been down in Washington for the president. Yes, I'm 77 00:06:10,480 --> 00:06:13,180 temporary chairman of the Cultural Art Committee. 78 00:06:13,780 --> 00:06:19,380 I didn't want to go, God knows, but I felt it was. No, it is the duty of the 79 00:06:19,380 --> 00:06:23,340 artist to try to influence his time as he can. 80 00:06:23,700 --> 00:06:27,820 And though I disapprove of the president's policies, it is my belief 81 00:06:27,820 --> 00:06:32,790 that if I can just... Get into the White House as a spokesman for the artists of 82 00:06:32,790 --> 00:06:34,110 this startled nation. 83 00:06:34,410 --> 00:06:38,550 And I can say to the president, how about a little nookie? 84 00:06:39,150 --> 00:06:43,310 I will have performed a valuable service for this troubled black man. 85 00:07:25,340 --> 00:07:26,340 Excuse me, Richard. 86 00:07:29,700 --> 00:07:30,700 Thank you, dear. 87 00:07:31,880 --> 00:07:32,880 Yes, sir? 88 00:07:35,200 --> 00:07:37,960 Oh, Richard, you're going to be too drunk to make a thank you speech. 89 00:07:41,920 --> 00:07:45,040 Oh, excuse me, Irving. Just one minute, I'll be right back. 90 00:07:45,420 --> 00:07:46,900 Richard! The bell. 91 00:07:47,720 --> 00:07:51,920 Oh, Julie, this is Isabel Fitch, Clarence's wife. Isabel, this is my 92 00:07:51,920 --> 00:07:52,659 wife, Julie. 93 00:07:52,660 --> 00:07:56,300 We're very proud of him. Thank you. That's a very pretty dress you're 94 00:07:56,300 --> 00:07:56,979 wearing, Isabel. 95 00:07:56,980 --> 00:07:59,360 It's my favorite. I've had it for three years. 96 00:07:59,920 --> 00:08:01,640 Have you noticed my wife's pair? 97 00:08:02,060 --> 00:08:05,300 Fantastic, aren't they? I think they're the best-looking ones here. Richard, you 98 00:08:05,300 --> 00:08:06,320 are drunk and silly. 99 00:08:06,560 --> 00:08:08,620 No, he's right. They're really beautiful. 100 00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:10,040 Are they very old? 101 00:08:11,220 --> 00:08:15,920 Pardon? Oh, forgive my wife. She's blind drunk. She wants to know if the earrings 102 00:08:15,920 --> 00:08:16,920 are old. 103 00:08:18,650 --> 00:08:21,750 Everybody, your attention, please. Can I have your attention? 104 00:08:22,490 --> 00:08:27,090 Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to introduce our guest of honor. A man who 105 00:08:27,090 --> 00:08:31,910 took time from his regular job as art director of our most important national 106 00:08:31,910 --> 00:08:37,570 magazine to write and illustrate the most popular children's book since Alice 107 00:08:37,570 --> 00:08:38,570 in Wonderland. 108 00:08:38,750 --> 00:08:42,390 Because, as he confided in me, he wanted to buy a co-op. 109 00:08:43,470 --> 00:08:44,930 The creator of... 110 00:08:47,340 --> 00:08:49,260 melon patch, Richard Messenger. 111 00:08:55,160 --> 00:09:00,140 You were there. 112 00:09:03,720 --> 00:09:04,940 Weissman is shit. 113 00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:09,160 Clarence Fitch is a schmuck. And Norman Mailer didn't come. 114 00:09:09,480 --> 00:09:12,440 Which was the only bright spot in an otherwise dull afternoon. 115 00:09:17,480 --> 00:09:18,379 Try the pork strips. 116 00:09:18,380 --> 00:09:22,960 I think you'll be immune. You folks are really fascinated by the party given in 117 00:09:22,960 --> 00:09:27,000 my honor, aren't you? You really identify with my success. Oh, yes. Well, 118 00:09:27,060 --> 00:09:30,040 there's nothing as fascinating as hearing about an incredibly dull party. 119 00:09:30,500 --> 00:09:32,420 I wish anyone was a schmuck like you. 120 00:09:32,940 --> 00:09:35,580 For which I wasn't invited. 121 00:09:36,180 --> 00:09:37,720 Somebody help me out of this goddamn chair. 122 00:09:40,240 --> 00:09:41,239 I've decided. 123 00:09:41,240 --> 00:09:43,460 Reckless pile. You're just going to take one and eat it, huh? 124 00:09:44,740 --> 00:09:45,740 Dammit, Miranda. 125 00:09:46,320 --> 00:09:48,000 I asked you to watch the record. 126 00:09:48,400 --> 00:09:51,380 Oh, I'm sorry, pal. Couldn't hear it over your screen. 127 00:09:51,860 --> 00:09:53,500 I was humming softly. 128 00:09:54,160 --> 00:09:56,260 Hey, Timmy, don't drop your ashes. 129 00:09:56,540 --> 00:10:00,860 Tell me, Cal, why do all these girls sign their pictures gratefully yours? 130 00:10:01,200 --> 00:10:02,680 What do you do? Clean their apartments? 131 00:10:03,020 --> 00:10:06,640 Yes. It's not just that I clean them. It's how I clean them. 132 00:10:06,940 --> 00:10:10,180 These pork strips are delicious, Cal. I could eat them all night. 133 00:10:10,420 --> 00:10:12,120 And will be, judging by the time. 134 00:10:12,400 --> 00:10:15,080 Behold, black bean soup. 135 00:10:16,320 --> 00:10:20,300 With a soup song of garlic, sherry, crisp bacon, and sour cream. 136 00:10:20,580 --> 00:10:24,800 Many chefs will tell you sherry or sour cream. I merely laugh at their timidity. 137 00:10:25,280 --> 00:10:29,080 That smells quite good, he said, fainting from hunger. Where's everybody 138 00:10:29,080 --> 00:10:32,420 else's bowl? Don't fool around with a starving man. The experiments have 139 00:10:32,420 --> 00:10:34,800 proven that hunger is stronger than friendship. 140 00:10:35,040 --> 00:10:35,959 Ladle, please. 141 00:10:35,960 --> 00:10:37,220 Oh, thank you. 142 00:10:37,560 --> 00:10:40,680 Oh, my God, stop. You can't eat that. Screw you. I'm curious. You can't eat 143 00:10:40,680 --> 00:10:41,680 anything. What am I doing? 144 00:10:41,860 --> 00:10:44,680 I can't eat anything. I'm going to be the worst doctor in America. He can't 145 00:10:44,680 --> 00:10:45,680 eat. He's having a general. 146 00:10:46,010 --> 00:10:47,570 You cannot eat or drink, Richard. 147 00:10:47,810 --> 00:10:51,090 During the induction phase of anesthesia, there's a very strong 148 00:10:51,090 --> 00:10:52,150 likelihood of vomiting. 149 00:10:52,390 --> 00:10:55,890 If there's anything in the stomach, it might be aspirated into the lungs. Thank 150 00:10:55,890 --> 00:10:57,370 you, Timmy. Anyone for soup? 151 00:10:57,610 --> 00:10:58,630 I'll have some soup. 152 00:10:59,010 --> 00:11:02,290 I was asked a question as a physician, Cal, and I answered it as a physician. 153 00:11:02,510 --> 00:11:05,890 I made this whole goddamn dinner in honor of Richard's 10th printing. 154 00:11:06,150 --> 00:11:08,150 Now he can't eat. Timmy, what about liquor? 155 00:11:08,450 --> 00:11:09,930 He drank everything inside tonight. 156 00:11:10,170 --> 00:11:14,110 Let me see. It's, um, 9 o'clock now, and Dr. Marla has him scheduled to go into 157 00:11:14,110 --> 00:11:18,910 the operating room at 11 o'clock in the morning, so that's, uh... That's, um... 158 00:11:18,910 --> 00:11:21,450 Is there anything to drink? What is that? It's 14 hours. 159 00:11:21,690 --> 00:11:23,030 Huh? Is there anything to drink? 160 00:11:23,410 --> 00:11:26,850 14 hours. Well, then we'll metabolize anything in 14 hours. But don't drink 161 00:11:26,850 --> 00:11:27,850 anything from now on. 162 00:11:27,990 --> 00:11:29,030 Jimmy, I don't understand. 163 00:11:29,670 --> 00:11:32,610 Why does Richard need such a complicated amethyst? Are they just to have a 164 00:11:32,610 --> 00:11:36,340 mormon? Possibly cancerous. Oh, now, why do you go around... I'm giving people 165 00:11:36,340 --> 00:11:39,600 the impression you're on the verge of death. There is no reason to think it's 166 00:11:39,600 --> 00:11:41,760 cancerous. It has not changed size. 167 00:11:42,080 --> 00:11:45,700 It is not ulcerated, and its color hasn't darkened. Then why is he having 168 00:11:45,700 --> 00:11:46,499 it removed? 169 00:11:46,500 --> 00:11:48,860 Well, because it's on the color line, and it keeps getting irritated. 170 00:11:49,200 --> 00:11:50,740 We routinely prescribe they be removed. 171 00:11:51,040 --> 00:11:52,040 Is there any bread and butter? 172 00:11:52,480 --> 00:11:55,700 Not that soup isn't a perfectly adequate meal in itself. I just thought perhaps 173 00:11:55,700 --> 00:11:58,940 something solid. At your command, Doctor. Thank you very much. You still 174 00:11:58,940 --> 00:11:59,879 haven't answered me. 175 00:11:59,880 --> 00:12:03,180 Thank you. Why does Richard need a general anesthetic to have a motor? 176 00:12:03,530 --> 00:12:06,870 You said it could be done in a doctor's office. Well, because it's on the neck, 177 00:12:06,990 --> 00:12:10,230 and the neck has a lot of very important structures and a relatively compressed 178 00:12:10,230 --> 00:12:13,370 base, which means the patient has to be completely relaxed. 179 00:12:13,830 --> 00:12:17,690 Any sudden movement, the scalpel might slip and cause damage to a large blood 180 00:12:17,690 --> 00:12:21,900 vessel or nerve, especially if Mahler is holding the scalpel. He's a brilliant 181 00:12:21,900 --> 00:12:25,400 craftsman, but he has almost no control over his fingers. Oh, thanks a lot. 182 00:12:25,900 --> 00:12:30,100 Oh, my God, this bread looks superb. I won't even miss it. I'm having a main 183 00:12:30,100 --> 00:12:34,520 course. We're having a main course. Richard's favorite dish, steamed clams 184 00:12:34,520 --> 00:12:36,780 with black butter sauce. Well, where the hell is it? 185 00:12:37,040 --> 00:12:40,340 I don't steam them till the last minute. When is the last minute after we leave? 186 00:12:40,460 --> 00:12:43,880 It's coming right up. Well, I'm not going to sit here and watch you eat, God 187 00:12:43,880 --> 00:12:45,200 damn it. I'm leaving. Well, you can. 188 00:12:45,460 --> 00:12:49,100 Now, Richard, you can. This whole party's in your honor. 189 00:12:49,900 --> 00:12:52,880 It's not my fault you can't eat. I made everything you like. 190 00:12:53,260 --> 00:12:54,260 Look. 191 00:12:55,680 --> 00:12:59,580 Who if we said... 1969, it's your favorite wine. 192 00:13:00,300 --> 00:13:04,340 The surprise cake is butter rum. It's your favorite cake. I mean, I don't ask 193 00:13:04,340 --> 00:13:05,340 for thanks. 194 00:13:05,380 --> 00:13:08,740 The least he can do is stick around long enough to see what it is he's missing. 195 00:13:09,560 --> 00:13:11,140 Killed myself over this meal. 196 00:13:11,440 --> 00:13:16,340 Cal, you are the only man I know who can inflict intense suffering on someone and 197 00:13:16,340 --> 00:13:18,680 at the same time make them feel as if they should be grateful. 198 00:13:19,400 --> 00:13:21,320 Richard, you won't believe this. 199 00:13:21,760 --> 00:13:26,280 Those are the exact words that every one of those girls used as she was signing a 200 00:13:26,280 --> 00:13:27,280 picture. 201 00:13:28,260 --> 00:13:29,260 To your health. 202 00:13:32,680 --> 00:13:33,940 The boys are asleep. 203 00:13:34,580 --> 00:13:37,720 I asked you to put a box of Malamar cookies in here. I'll do it in the 204 00:13:37,720 --> 00:13:38,720 morning, honey. 205 00:13:39,180 --> 00:13:40,300 Should I take a clock? 206 00:13:40,980 --> 00:13:43,540 Well, it's only for two days. You have your watch. 207 00:13:43,840 --> 00:13:45,560 Right. I won't take a clock. 208 00:13:46,240 --> 00:13:48,100 All right, no clock. Let's see. 209 00:13:48,510 --> 00:13:51,750 Insurance. My insurance policies and all of my papers are in the right-hand 210 00:13:51,750 --> 00:13:55,410 drawer. You really are nervous, aren't you? No, just organized. 211 00:13:55,710 --> 00:13:57,150 I would kill for a drink. 212 00:13:57,550 --> 00:14:00,970 No drink? You heard Timmy. Wouldn't it be funny if I died? 213 00:14:01,770 --> 00:14:02,830 Richard Messinger. 214 00:14:03,690 --> 00:14:07,750 By day, the mild-mannered art director of the National Magazine. 215 00:14:08,890 --> 00:14:14,710 By night, the mysterious author of a best-selling children's book. 216 00:14:15,510 --> 00:14:18,040 Famous. In comparison with the anonymous. 217 00:14:19,200 --> 00:14:21,980 Important. In comparison with the overlooked. 218 00:14:22,780 --> 00:14:24,480 Wealthy in comparison with the poor. 219 00:14:25,380 --> 00:14:29,220 Brilliant. In comparison with the moderately intelligent. 220 00:14:30,220 --> 00:14:34,200 Dead. An operation on his mole at 33. 221 00:14:35,500 --> 00:14:39,020 Doctors knew he was dead only after a comparison with the living. 222 00:14:39,540 --> 00:14:42,960 And those foolish people in the ghettos think they have problems. 223 00:14:43,300 --> 00:14:44,840 Well, somebody has to pity me. 224 00:14:45,260 --> 00:14:47,760 If I can't get it from the outside, I'll do it myself. 225 00:14:48,140 --> 00:14:49,340 I pity you, darling. 226 00:14:49,680 --> 00:14:50,840 Turn off the overhead, will you? 227 00:15:04,640 --> 00:15:06,540 I love you, Richard. 228 00:15:07,040 --> 00:15:08,260 I love you, too, honey. 229 00:15:09,560 --> 00:15:11,360 I hope I can get some sleep tonight. 230 00:15:31,880 --> 00:15:32,880 time tomorrow, will you? 231 00:15:32,940 --> 00:15:35,880 I have to stop at the office before I check in at the hospital. 232 00:15:36,340 --> 00:15:37,340 Okay. 233 00:15:43,520 --> 00:15:44,520 Honey. 234 00:15:44,720 --> 00:15:47,720 This is a king-size bed. 235 00:15:48,860 --> 00:15:50,560 Is this room enough for five people? 236 00:15:51,100 --> 00:15:53,480 Why must we both sleep in the same two feet of space? 237 00:15:53,820 --> 00:15:54,820 I'm sorry. 238 00:16:03,690 --> 00:16:04,890 Why don't you want to make love to me? 239 00:16:07,130 --> 00:16:13,970 Honey, I know it's just a mole, but somebody's going to put me to 240 00:16:13,970 --> 00:16:14,809 sleep tomorrow. 241 00:16:14,810 --> 00:16:18,450 And while I vomit into my lungs, they're going to cut into the important 242 00:16:18,450 --> 00:16:19,670 structures of my neck. 243 00:16:20,110 --> 00:16:22,070 Can you understand why I don't feel horny? 244 00:16:22,690 --> 00:16:23,870 Oh, I didn't mean that. 245 00:16:25,370 --> 00:16:29,770 I meant... I thought it would be... 246 00:16:30,200 --> 00:16:34,120 I wanted to give you something. I know. I don't think horny is the word to use 247 00:16:34,120 --> 00:16:37,260 to describe what I feel for you. Sorry, cross out horny. I thought it would 248 00:16:37,260 --> 00:16:42,960 be... I know. I wanted it to be like a gift. I know. And when you turn someone 249 00:16:42,960 --> 00:16:46,700 down like that, it's like someone taking a gift and throwing it in someone's 250 00:16:46,700 --> 00:16:49,680 face. Julie, look, a gift isn't a gift. What I feel for you is... Just because 251 00:16:49,680 --> 00:16:53,200 you decide to give him, I mean, somebody has to want it. 252 00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:59,280 I mean, if you decide to give a man in a one-room apartment a grand piano, 253 00:17:00,300 --> 00:17:04,319 Well, he may appreciate the gesture, but he can't accept the gift because... He 254 00:17:04,319 --> 00:17:05,880 doesn't want it. No, no. 255 00:17:06,339 --> 00:17:09,880 Because his apartment is too small. 256 00:17:15,099 --> 00:17:16,099 Sorry. 257 00:17:19,720 --> 00:17:20,880 Now you're hurt again. 258 00:17:21,119 --> 00:17:22,119 No, I'm not. 259 00:17:22,400 --> 00:17:24,540 I just don't know what to do with my grand piano. 260 00:17:28,680 --> 00:17:29,800 I love you, honey. 261 00:17:39,160 --> 00:17:41,500 Now, will you get over on your side of the bed? 262 00:17:43,560 --> 00:17:46,460 Let a man with only ten hours to live get some sleep. 263 00:18:04,910 --> 00:18:05,910 Never during meals. 264 00:18:05,930 --> 00:18:08,650 I believe I've made that clear to everyone on several occasions. 265 00:18:09,290 --> 00:18:13,470 Mommy said we could. Mommy said that you were going to the hospital so we could 266 00:18:13,470 --> 00:18:14,349 have a treat. 267 00:18:14,350 --> 00:18:18,110 Well, Mommy was wrong. If I'm going to the hospital, I get the treat. What the 268 00:18:18,110 --> 00:18:21,130 hell is happening to the minds of the mothers of this country? Did you pack my 269 00:18:21,130 --> 00:18:23,910 cookies? Does that mean we don't get the present, too? 270 00:18:24,650 --> 00:18:27,290 Well, I told them you were going away for a few days. When you came back, 271 00:18:27,310 --> 00:18:30,510 you'd bring them each a present. No, I get the present. And when you go to the 272 00:18:30,510 --> 00:18:31,890 hospital, you'll get a present. 273 00:18:32,530 --> 00:18:33,530 Okay, Dad. 274 00:18:37,720 --> 00:18:40,320 You can't fool me. That hamster's for you, isn't it? 275 00:18:40,540 --> 00:18:44,240 Now, I want a painting from each of you, and a good one. Don't just smear up a 276 00:18:44,240 --> 00:18:45,240 piece of paper, okay? 277 00:18:45,260 --> 00:18:47,080 Come on, Julie. Goodbye, boys. Bye, sweetheart. 278 00:18:48,180 --> 00:18:50,740 Daddy's a little nervous, but he loves you very much. Mommy will see you 279 00:18:50,740 --> 00:18:52,340 tonight. Okay? Bye, Darlene. 280 00:19:19,170 --> 00:19:22,770 Well, this is the best one, and it stinks. Can you do something with it? 281 00:19:22,890 --> 00:19:25,850 Yeah, I'll run it full-page bleed, scrap the text, use one-line captions 282 00:19:25,850 --> 00:19:29,210 incorporated copy, and we engrave tomorrow, so get them written, Doria. 283 00:19:29,330 --> 00:19:30,690 Next. Molly, give him a copy. 284 00:19:30,990 --> 00:19:31,990 Scrap the text. 285 00:19:32,070 --> 00:19:35,810 I wrote 5,000 words on ecology for that piece, and I killed myself researching 286 00:19:35,810 --> 00:19:39,280 it. You want to scrap it? Doria, if you have a lousy picture, you run it full 287 00:19:39,280 --> 00:19:41,300 -page bleed, and I have a lousy picture. Next. 288 00:19:41,600 --> 00:19:42,579 Barney, please. 289 00:19:42,580 --> 00:19:46,160 Doria, the editor of a picture magazine, does not tell his art director how to 290 00:19:46,160 --> 00:19:49,740 make a lousy picture look good. What the hell is the Third World Film Festival? 291 00:19:50,640 --> 00:19:53,700 Movies from the uncommitted nations. A great Libyan classic? 292 00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:55,340 Oh, this has got to be a joke. 293 00:19:55,640 --> 00:19:56,980 Why are all these people black? 294 00:19:57,320 --> 00:19:59,060 Because that's the way they come in Libya. 295 00:19:59,400 --> 00:20:00,400 Well, this is unbelievable. 296 00:20:00,810 --> 00:20:04,070 Laos is an uncommitted nation. Richard, let's not go through 20 minutes of 297 00:20:04,070 --> 00:20:07,210 wisecracks on the third world film festival. You said you only had half an 298 00:20:07,210 --> 00:20:10,550 hour. Well, I'm sincerely bewildered. Why are all these people black or 299 00:20:10,550 --> 00:20:12,170 oriental? And where's Sweden and Denmark? 300 00:20:12,410 --> 00:20:14,670 Sweden and Denmark are not uncommitted. They're neutral. 301 00:20:15,130 --> 00:20:18,490 All small countries with a predominantly white population are neutral. 302 00:20:18,990 --> 00:20:22,310 All small countries with a predominantly colored population are uncommitted. 303 00:20:22,690 --> 00:20:24,510 That's how we know which small countries to invade. 304 00:20:25,330 --> 00:20:28,430 How does the spread look to you? Oh, well, it looks fine to me, because no 305 00:20:28,430 --> 00:20:29,309 one will read it. 306 00:20:29,310 --> 00:20:32,090 Leonard, check the pictures, will you? At last my chance has come. 307 00:20:32,370 --> 00:20:33,950 Cal, let's see your stuff. 308 00:20:34,230 --> 00:20:35,230 Kill the lights on it. 309 00:20:44,330 --> 00:20:46,930 I deliberately just used back lighting for that. 310 00:20:47,230 --> 00:20:48,230 I wanted mood. 311 00:20:51,970 --> 00:20:53,570 That overexposure's deliberate. 312 00:20:54,210 --> 00:20:56,150 I like that effect. You shut up. 313 00:20:56,550 --> 00:20:57,910 Aren't you interested in my technique? 314 00:20:58,130 --> 00:20:59,130 No, come back one. 315 00:20:59,280 --> 00:21:01,040 I'm interested in your technique, Cal. 316 00:21:01,400 --> 00:21:02,520 What are you doing tonight? 317 00:21:03,240 --> 00:21:04,620 Keep going. Go forward. 318 00:21:06,040 --> 00:21:06,979 Keep going. 319 00:21:06,980 --> 00:21:09,320 No. Not that one. That one. 320 00:21:09,780 --> 00:21:11,540 No. That one. 321 00:21:11,760 --> 00:21:12,760 That one. 322 00:21:13,120 --> 00:21:17,180 That one. That one. That one. Hold it. Come back one. 323 00:21:18,860 --> 00:21:21,660 Now that might work with a double truck in the center. 324 00:21:22,220 --> 00:21:26,580 If we bleed it right to the edges and crop in so. 325 00:21:27,850 --> 00:21:30,710 What are you doing? You're cutting out my space, Richard. What are you doing? 326 00:21:30,970 --> 00:21:34,090 That space is dead. It's just lying there. It's not just lying there. I 327 00:21:34,090 --> 00:21:35,090 composed for that space. 328 00:21:35,470 --> 00:21:39,370 Come on, Richard. I want that space. I need that space. Coming. Okay. 329 00:21:39,890 --> 00:21:41,150 Take the goddamn space. 330 00:21:42,030 --> 00:21:45,170 When I'm gone and they ask you how Richard Messenger was to work for, 331 00:21:45,270 --> 00:21:46,430 remember this. I will. 332 00:21:46,890 --> 00:21:49,530 I'll say just before he died, he cropped one of my pictures correctly. 333 00:21:49,810 --> 00:21:51,910 How about giving me back some of the ecology text? 334 00:21:52,130 --> 00:21:54,410 Then you'll have two people to vouch for you. That's too many. 335 00:21:54,630 --> 00:21:57,550 Besides, no one ever listens to a woman. They'll just think you were making it 336 00:21:57,550 --> 00:21:58,830 with me. Son of a bitch. 337 00:22:08,040 --> 00:22:11,080 one who was supposed to get the present how come you've gone soft i haven't gone 338 00:22:11,080 --> 00:22:14,280 soft i just want to make sure that if i die i can generate enough guilt in my 339 00:22:14,280 --> 00:22:16,440 children to drive them into analysis hey taxi 340 00:22:44,330 --> 00:22:45,330 Thank you. 341 00:22:50,310 --> 00:22:52,630 Don't be silly. He's going to be just fine. 342 00:22:53,350 --> 00:22:55,790 He is going to be just fine. 343 00:22:55,990 --> 00:22:57,150 Julie. Dr. Nathan. 344 00:22:57,370 --> 00:22:58,370 Dr. Nathan. 345 00:22:59,130 --> 00:23:00,129 Is it over? 346 00:23:00,130 --> 00:23:01,130 Just finished. 347 00:23:02,510 --> 00:23:03,510 Is he all right? 348 00:23:04,050 --> 00:23:05,150 He's fine. 349 00:23:06,230 --> 00:23:10,110 No evidence of malignancy. It was one of the most boring operations I've ever 350 00:23:10,110 --> 00:23:11,470 witnessed. Come on. 351 00:23:11,790 --> 00:23:12,950 Whose squirrel is that? 352 00:23:13,260 --> 00:23:14,260 It's not a squirrel. 353 00:23:14,580 --> 00:23:15,660 It's a hamster. 354 00:23:15,900 --> 00:23:19,820 Richard bought it for the boys. Isn't it cute? No, I don't like rodents. I was 355 00:23:19,820 --> 00:23:23,460 the only student in biology class who enjoyed seeing mice die. 356 00:23:24,160 --> 00:23:27,820 Not out of malice, you understand, but because to me it meant one less mouse in 357 00:23:27,820 --> 00:23:28,439 the world. 358 00:23:28,440 --> 00:23:29,440 To the left. 359 00:23:31,320 --> 00:23:35,520 It may be written up as the most benign mole ever removed. 360 00:23:36,380 --> 00:23:40,020 Really? No sign of malignancy? None. Mala was incensed. 361 00:23:40,320 --> 00:23:43,980 Really? Why does he keep saying really? Is this a letdown for you? 362 00:23:45,860 --> 00:23:47,020 Why am I getting blood? 363 00:23:47,380 --> 00:23:50,260 Well, we're trying to make it look like you had surgery. Very sick patients are 364 00:23:50,260 --> 00:23:53,420 waiting for this bed, and a perfectly healthy man is occupying it. 365 00:23:54,320 --> 00:23:58,220 Really? Am I really all right? You're really all right, honey. You're fine, 366 00:23:58,380 --> 00:23:59,380 really. 367 00:24:00,300 --> 00:24:01,300 God damn it. 368 00:24:01,560 --> 00:24:03,240 Now I'm stuck with a hamster. 369 00:24:17,130 --> 00:24:20,250 all over the seat, Julie. I just had the entire car vacuumed. Sorry. 370 00:24:22,810 --> 00:24:24,710 Schmuck! Did you see that? 371 00:24:24,930 --> 00:24:27,630 Did you see that? That son of a bitch almost hit my car. 372 00:24:28,970 --> 00:24:29,970 Jesus! 373 00:24:31,090 --> 00:24:35,310 Goddamn! Well, I'm glad that's over. I mean, that was goddamn close. 374 00:24:35,530 --> 00:24:36,830 I mean, did you think that? 375 00:24:37,150 --> 00:24:38,150 I'm at the operation. 376 00:24:38,610 --> 00:24:39,610 Oh, that. 377 00:24:40,210 --> 00:24:44,390 Oh, I am, too. I wasn't as sure as I sounded last night. It could have been 378 00:24:44,390 --> 00:24:47,180 bad. Timmy, you've really been wonderful. Thank you. You're welcome. 379 00:24:47,820 --> 00:24:51,300 Would you like to complete your day by having sex with a physician? 380 00:24:51,820 --> 00:24:53,580 Certainly. Do you mind parking in the street? 381 00:24:55,900 --> 00:24:57,940 Sorry, if you don't have a garage, it's out of the question. 382 00:24:58,200 --> 00:24:59,200 Damn it. 383 00:24:59,260 --> 00:25:00,660 Well, easy come, easy go. 384 00:25:02,200 --> 00:25:03,480 Good night, Timmy. Good night. 385 00:25:15,879 --> 00:25:17,420 They might be pretty with flowers. 386 00:25:17,720 --> 00:25:21,140 No. But perhaps a big, floppy hair bow. 387 00:25:21,760 --> 00:25:23,080 I like the flowers better. 388 00:25:24,040 --> 00:25:27,680 Really, Richard, I can't think of another bridegroom who had the time, let 389 00:25:27,680 --> 00:25:31,120 alone the interest. That's because most other bridegrooms don't intend to dress 390 00:25:31,120 --> 00:25:32,120 up in their wife's clothes. 391 00:25:32,940 --> 00:25:34,740 Take it. We'll look wonderful in it. 392 00:26:21,390 --> 00:26:22,390 What are you doing? 393 00:26:22,430 --> 00:26:26,150 I'm sketching you as you really are, fat face. Let me see it. When I'm done, you 394 00:26:26,150 --> 00:26:29,010 can see it. Boy, isn't it dangerous being married to you? 395 00:26:29,330 --> 00:26:30,970 Oh, are you going to be married to me? 396 00:26:31,650 --> 00:26:32,609 Well, aren't I? 397 00:26:32,610 --> 00:26:33,770 I don't remember asking you. 398 00:26:35,030 --> 00:26:36,830 Didn't you say we'd get married if I got pregnant? 399 00:26:38,090 --> 00:26:39,270 Oh, are you pregnant? 400 00:26:39,790 --> 00:26:40,790 No. 401 00:27:05,680 --> 00:27:06,359 Answer the phone. 402 00:27:06,360 --> 00:27:07,360 I'm calling you. 403 00:27:17,040 --> 00:27:18,040 Hello? 404 00:27:21,140 --> 00:27:22,440 What kind of complication? 405 00:27:24,900 --> 00:27:25,900 Where is he? 406 00:27:27,140 --> 00:27:28,140 I'll be right there. 407 00:27:59,530 --> 00:28:01,110 Intensive care unit, eighth floor? 408 00:28:01,310 --> 00:28:02,650 Yes. Where would that be? 409 00:28:02,870 --> 00:28:04,110 Well, that would be on the eighth floor. 410 00:28:04,330 --> 00:28:05,330 Where on the eighth floor? 411 00:28:05,690 --> 00:28:08,130 Just follow the red tape when you get off the elevator. 412 00:28:08,390 --> 00:28:09,390 Thank you. 413 00:28:31,760 --> 00:28:34,580 I'm going to take you in to see him now. He's going to be all right. He's fine. 414 00:28:34,800 --> 00:28:37,120 Thank you. I'm going to take you in right now. But before I do, I just want 415 00:28:37,120 --> 00:28:39,720 you to know that he's comatose. Yeah. And he looks like hell. 416 00:28:39,960 --> 00:28:42,460 Comatose. Right, but he's going to be all right. Yes. So you just remember 417 00:28:42,460 --> 00:28:43,760 that and don't be shocked. 418 00:28:43,980 --> 00:28:47,240 Yes, he's comatose. Right. But the vital signs are all intact and we're 419 00:28:47,240 --> 00:28:48,960 monitoring him constantly. Oh, that's good. 420 00:28:49,180 --> 00:28:50,180 Right. 421 00:28:50,680 --> 00:28:51,680 What's comatose? 422 00:28:52,600 --> 00:28:53,600 Unconscious. 423 00:28:54,560 --> 00:28:55,560 How do I look? 424 00:28:55,800 --> 00:28:56,800 Surely he's unconscious. 425 00:28:56,920 --> 00:28:58,160 I know, but I want to look nice. 426 00:29:22,700 --> 00:29:23,700 Oh, my God. 427 00:29:24,880 --> 00:29:26,220 The heart is holding its own. 428 00:29:29,380 --> 00:29:30,800 This is an electric party, Brad. 429 00:29:35,440 --> 00:29:36,440 Timmy, stop breathing. 430 00:29:36,760 --> 00:29:39,860 No, no, no, he hasn't stopped breathing. He's in a coma, and naturally his 431 00:29:39,860 --> 00:29:42,980 respiration is affected. No, he stopped breathing. I saw it. Richard should stop 432 00:29:42,980 --> 00:29:43,980 breathing. He died. 433 00:29:44,200 --> 00:29:47,500 Julie, will you listen to me? He knew he was going to die. Isn't that funny? 434 00:29:48,280 --> 00:29:49,280 Julie, 435 00:29:49,360 --> 00:29:51,020 Julie, do you see these machines? 436 00:29:51,920 --> 00:29:55,320 If Richard should stop breathing, if his heart should stop, if his blood pressure 437 00:29:55,320 --> 00:29:59,260 should drop, it will be registered at a central nursing station, and an alarm 438 00:29:59,260 --> 00:30:02,320 will go off, and a resuscitation team will be here in 20 seconds. 439 00:30:03,960 --> 00:30:05,000 That's why I put him in here. 440 00:30:05,860 --> 00:30:08,480 If you're sick enough to get into intensive care, you have a chance of 441 00:30:08,480 --> 00:30:09,480 surviving in a hospital. 442 00:30:09,700 --> 00:30:12,640 I'm going to check the catheter, Dr. Spector. Would you like Mrs. Messenger 443 00:30:12,640 --> 00:30:13,579 to step outside? 444 00:30:13,580 --> 00:30:15,620 No, that's all right. She can stay. Julie, this is Miss Shepard. 445 00:30:16,520 --> 00:30:17,520 Please don't hurt him. 446 00:30:18,080 --> 00:30:19,800 Just a catheter, Julie, to draw the urine. 447 00:30:20,250 --> 00:30:22,030 Don't you worry. He can't feel anything. 448 00:30:22,990 --> 00:30:24,950 I'm sorry we didn't screw him over. 449 00:30:25,330 --> 00:30:26,330 You're sorry. 450 00:30:26,570 --> 00:30:32,110 I can't write the goddamn book, work on the magazine, and also hop on you 451 00:30:32,110 --> 00:30:33,130 whenever you get the urge. 452 00:30:33,390 --> 00:30:34,309 This is Mr. 453 00:30:34,310 --> 00:30:35,670 Messenger's wedding ring, Dr. Peckham. 454 00:30:36,910 --> 00:30:38,170 Why don't you keep this, Julie? 455 00:30:40,030 --> 00:30:42,230 Julie. I can't. I can't. Julie. 456 00:30:42,430 --> 00:30:45,930 I can't. Julie. Maybe I should see a psychiatrist. 457 00:30:46,230 --> 00:30:47,230 Julie. 458 00:30:51,240 --> 00:30:52,139 Promise you. 459 00:30:52,140 --> 00:30:54,000 I wasn't even thinking of that. 460 00:30:54,600 --> 00:30:55,600 Isn't that terrible? 461 00:30:56,620 --> 00:30:57,960 Terrible? Yeah. 462 00:30:59,560 --> 00:31:00,560 What's that? 463 00:31:00,940 --> 00:31:02,000 It's his wedding ring. 464 00:31:02,460 --> 00:31:04,800 His fingers swelled up. It was stopping the circulation. 465 00:31:05,120 --> 00:31:06,079 Dr. Spector. 466 00:31:06,080 --> 00:31:09,100 If you're not too busy. I thought you might be interested in this. 467 00:31:09,400 --> 00:31:10,680 Corneal reflexes are absent. 468 00:31:11,040 --> 00:31:12,540 Pupillary reflexes are absent. 469 00:31:12,860 --> 00:31:13,659 What does that mean? 470 00:31:13,660 --> 00:31:15,520 It means he doesn't blink and his pupils don't contract. 471 00:31:16,060 --> 00:31:17,620 Urine output is severely reduced. 472 00:31:18,100 --> 00:31:19,220 Indicative of renal failure. 473 00:31:21,440 --> 00:31:22,440 Mr. Messenger! 474 00:31:24,340 --> 00:31:26,860 Will you try, Dr. Spector? I have a sore throat. 475 00:31:28,940 --> 00:31:30,400 Richard! Richard! 476 00:31:30,620 --> 00:31:32,760 What happened? Is he dying? No, no, we're just trying to get him to respond 477 00:31:32,760 --> 00:31:33,760 shortly. Richard! 478 00:31:34,420 --> 00:31:37,760 Richard! Is that how you get him out of a coma in intensive care? You scream at 479 00:31:37,760 --> 00:31:38,760 him until he wakes up? 480 00:31:38,780 --> 00:31:42,000 We do anything that is effective in intensive care, Mrs. Messenger. 481 00:31:43,720 --> 00:31:44,720 Richard! 482 00:31:45,400 --> 00:31:49,220 Richard! Do you want to stay a virgin all your life? 483 00:31:49,720 --> 00:31:50,720 Richard! 484 00:31:53,840 --> 00:31:54,880 if it takes all night. 485 00:31:55,260 --> 00:31:56,260 Richard! 486 00:31:56,680 --> 00:32:00,340 Carry on. The doctor will be there anyway during these procedures, Julie, 487 00:32:00,400 --> 00:32:01,379 if you carry on. 488 00:32:01,380 --> 00:32:02,380 This is going to be impossible. 489 00:32:02,500 --> 00:32:04,040 What happened to him? 490 00:32:04,320 --> 00:32:05,320 To who? 491 00:32:06,040 --> 00:32:11,660 Oh, well, it was really a fluke. It happens to one patient in 20,000. Why? 492 00:32:11,940 --> 00:32:14,980 What happened to him? I'm trying to tell you it was a crazy thing. He had a 493 00:32:14,980 --> 00:32:15,980 transfusion reaction. 494 00:32:16,420 --> 00:32:16,959 Where's that? 495 00:32:16,960 --> 00:32:20,740 It's a bad reaction to a blood transfusion. It's so goddamn rare. 496 00:32:21,140 --> 00:32:22,660 But why did he need a blood transfusion? 497 00:32:23,020 --> 00:32:26,080 What happened to him that made him need a blood transfusion? 498 00:32:27,440 --> 00:32:31,240 Well, actually, Marla did nick an aberrant artery during the resection. 499 00:32:31,320 --> 00:32:33,040 That's not an unusual thing. 500 00:32:33,500 --> 00:32:37,940 So we gave Richard 500 cc's of whole blood, and he had what we describe as an 501 00:32:37,940 --> 00:32:41,200 allergic reaction to the blood, and went into what we call an athletic shock. 502 00:32:41,660 --> 00:32:45,760 But we're exchanging his blood, all of his blood, and as soon as the exchange 503 00:32:45,760 --> 00:32:48,240 is complete, I think we're going to see an amazing improvement. 504 00:32:48,780 --> 00:32:49,780 I don't understand. 505 00:32:50,600 --> 00:32:52,360 You mean Richard is allergic to blood? 506 00:32:52,910 --> 00:32:55,150 Well, in effect, yes, you could put it that way. 507 00:32:55,390 --> 00:32:57,190 Well, then how are you going to exchange his blood? 508 00:32:57,430 --> 00:32:59,790 And what are you giving him in place of it? Tomato soup? 509 00:33:00,350 --> 00:33:03,310 How can he be allergic to blood yesterday and not today? You see, now 510 00:33:03,310 --> 00:33:06,670 that we know that he has this reaction, we've done a more refined typing, and 511 00:33:06,670 --> 00:33:09,330 we've made certain to give him the type of blood that will not cause this 512 00:33:09,330 --> 00:33:12,710 reaction. You mean now that he's dying, you're giving him the right type? No, I 513 00:33:12,710 --> 00:33:16,350 don't mean that at all. We're giving him the same type as before, type O. 514 00:33:16,940 --> 00:33:20,260 It's just that we've discovered that Richard has an RH negative factor in his 515 00:33:20,260 --> 00:33:24,700 blood. So now we're giving him type O RH negative rather than type O RH positive. 516 00:33:24,820 --> 00:33:27,380 Which is the type you should have given him in the first place. 517 00:33:27,760 --> 00:33:32,660 Oh, Julie, the RH negative factor is so rare in men. I just don't understand how 518 00:33:32,660 --> 00:33:33,660 this could have happened. 519 00:33:33,700 --> 00:33:37,540 But it does happen. You have heard of it. One patient had to maybe every 20 520 00:33:37,540 --> 00:33:39,240 ,000 to get a blood transfusion. 521 00:33:39,780 --> 00:33:41,140 Oh, well, then you're right. 522 00:33:42,160 --> 00:33:45,760 It hardly seems worth the trouble to test for those few. I just wasn't 523 00:33:45,760 --> 00:33:47,240 looking at it in terms of percentages. 524 00:33:48,360 --> 00:33:49,620 I'm a good doctor, Julie. 525 00:33:50,720 --> 00:33:54,100 I mean, I know I kid about it, but I'm a good doctor, not brilliant. 526 00:33:55,040 --> 00:33:58,820 But even a brilliant doctor wouldn't have tested for an RH negative factor in 527 00:33:58,820 --> 00:34:00,800 a situation like this, I swear to you. 528 00:34:01,040 --> 00:34:03,640 Timmy, it's all right. You said Richard will be all right. 529 00:34:04,020 --> 00:34:07,160 Absolutely. Absolutely. As soon as the blood exchange is complete, I think 530 00:34:07,160 --> 00:34:08,560 we're going to see an amazing improvement. 531 00:34:09,040 --> 00:34:10,139 Then I forgive you. 532 00:34:11,149 --> 00:34:12,149 Richard forgives you. 533 00:34:12,370 --> 00:34:14,250 Now you forgive you, and you'll be all forgiven. 534 00:34:16,650 --> 00:34:17,690 You're a nice girl, Julie. 535 00:34:19,670 --> 00:34:22,230 Even though, of course, in a funny way, there's nothing to forgive, actually, 536 00:34:22,350 --> 00:34:27,110 since I didn't... Well, it doesn't matter. I understand what you mean. 537 00:34:28,469 --> 00:34:32,310 Now, what you have to do is get a hold of 20 donors and get them each to give a 538 00:34:32,310 --> 00:34:33,389 pint of blood for the exchange. 539 00:34:34,290 --> 00:34:37,449 20 donors with an R.H. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. Any type is fine. It's not 540 00:34:37,449 --> 00:34:38,129 for Richard. 541 00:34:38,130 --> 00:34:39,690 Just replace the blood we're giving him. 542 00:34:40,300 --> 00:34:42,940 You have to replace what you take from the blood bank, and they usually try to 543 00:34:42,940 --> 00:34:44,280 get a ratio of two to one. 544 00:34:44,620 --> 00:34:46,620 That means 20 people. And here. 545 00:34:47,239 --> 00:34:50,340 Here's a dollar rating on change. You get more at the cashier's desk. Just 546 00:34:50,340 --> 00:34:51,340 call everyone you know. 547 00:34:51,500 --> 00:34:55,520 Do I have to replace the pint they gave me the reaction to? Oh, Julie. I mean, I 548 00:34:55,520 --> 00:34:56,339 just... I was joking. 549 00:34:56,340 --> 00:34:57,340 That was stupid. I just finished. 550 00:34:57,660 --> 00:34:59,020 Please don't tell it to me again. 551 00:34:59,320 --> 00:35:00,620 Right. Sorry. 552 00:35:01,460 --> 00:35:03,240 Guilty physician is an enormous bore. 553 00:35:03,760 --> 00:35:05,780 Even though, actually, of course, there's nothing for me to be guilty 554 00:35:05,780 --> 00:35:06,780 about. Well, 555 00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:09,020 let's not go into that. 556 00:35:11,880 --> 00:35:14,560 I'm going back to the ICU now, and I'll see you back here in about an hour, 557 00:35:14,640 --> 00:35:15,640 okay? Okay. 558 00:35:19,740 --> 00:35:20,740 Sue. 559 00:35:21,600 --> 00:35:23,120 Sue, you got a terrific case. 560 00:35:24,160 --> 00:35:25,160 I beg your pardon? 561 00:35:25,240 --> 00:35:27,540 You got a terrific malpractice suit. 562 00:35:28,040 --> 00:35:29,040 I heard everything. 563 00:35:29,240 --> 00:35:30,920 If you want, I'll tell you a terrific lawyer. 564 00:35:32,080 --> 00:35:35,820 Oh, thank you, but I think it was an honest accident. 565 00:35:36,080 --> 00:35:36,819 So what? 566 00:35:36,820 --> 00:35:38,560 I mean, you're still paying the bills, aren't you? 567 00:35:38,780 --> 00:35:40,780 I mean, you're still the one who's got to get 20... 568 00:35:41,040 --> 00:35:42,040 Pints of blood? 569 00:35:42,340 --> 00:35:43,740 Did you hear that bastard? 570 00:35:44,080 --> 00:35:47,500 They make him sick with the blood. Now she's got to pay it back to the blood 571 00:35:47,500 --> 00:35:48,500 bank. 572 00:35:48,580 --> 00:35:49,580 Oh, darling. 573 00:35:50,120 --> 00:35:53,880 If it was an honest mistake this time, you'll be getting even for some other 574 00:35:53,880 --> 00:35:55,180 time it was malpractice. 575 00:35:55,580 --> 00:35:56,680 They're all butchers. 576 00:35:57,040 --> 00:35:59,800 But you ought to wait until he gets out of the hospital. Oh, sure. 577 00:36:00,060 --> 00:36:02,740 Because you don't want to make them mad while he's still in the hospital. 578 00:36:03,020 --> 00:36:04,900 Oh, no, because then they really have you. 579 00:36:05,320 --> 00:36:07,400 Thank you. 580 00:36:07,780 --> 00:36:10,400 Really, it was very nice of you to take an interest. I have to go. Call some 581 00:36:10,400 --> 00:36:11,520 blood donors now, thank you. 582 00:36:11,740 --> 00:36:12,740 We won't, Sue. 583 00:36:28,040 --> 00:36:29,040 Yeah. 584 00:36:30,720 --> 00:36:31,720 Right. 585 00:36:32,420 --> 00:36:33,580 I'll be right there, Julie. 586 00:36:35,400 --> 00:36:36,780 That was Julie Messenger. 587 00:36:37,700 --> 00:36:38,700 Richard's in a coma. 588 00:36:39,260 --> 00:36:40,260 They need blood donors. 589 00:36:46,060 --> 00:36:47,060 Hello? 590 00:36:54,180 --> 00:36:56,420 Oh, yes, Julie, darling. Can I call you back? I'm dressing. 591 00:36:57,700 --> 00:37:01,040 Oh, my God, of course. I'll be right there. I just have to finish dressing. 592 00:37:11,530 --> 00:37:12,810 Just call Livingston's in Savannah. 593 00:37:13,690 --> 00:37:14,810 Thank you. Bye. 594 00:37:16,450 --> 00:37:20,190 The ratio is two to one. That's two pints to one. I can't remember how many 595 00:37:20,190 --> 00:37:20,828 I did surprise. 596 00:37:20,830 --> 00:37:24,010 You take her somewhere and get her a cup of coffee. Go on, Julie. I'll make the 597 00:37:24,010 --> 00:37:26,870 calls. I'm brilliant at this. Cal, I need a lot of donors. Yeah, I know. He's 598 00:37:26,870 --> 00:37:29,870 had a bad reaction. You see, they're changing all his blood. Yeah, I want to 599 00:37:29,870 --> 00:37:33,050 call anyone who has blood. Come on, get out of here. Changing all his blood and 600 00:37:33,050 --> 00:37:34,050 he'll be all right. 601 00:37:37,710 --> 00:37:40,170 It's very hard to imagine anything without Richard. 602 00:37:42,270 --> 00:37:44,830 Richard was his. 603 00:37:47,730 --> 00:37:49,670 The only man that I ever loved. 604 00:37:50,850 --> 00:37:53,930 Or maybe because he was the only man who ever loved me. 605 00:37:56,850 --> 00:37:58,150 Do you think that's the reason? 606 00:37:59,990 --> 00:38:01,970 I don't think it really matters, Julie. 607 00:38:06,730 --> 00:38:08,130 We'll have a wonderful time. 608 00:38:08,810 --> 00:38:10,110 My mother said we would. 609 00:38:11,080 --> 00:38:14,060 My mother thinks nobody will ask me out. Your mother is wrong. 610 00:38:14,780 --> 00:38:17,140 Your mother doesn't know how beautiful you are. 611 00:38:17,400 --> 00:38:20,400 That's you. Thank you both, please. We're landing in New York in ten 612 00:38:20,400 --> 00:38:21,400 minutes. 613 00:38:24,440 --> 00:38:28,340 So then 614 00:38:28,340 --> 00:38:32,820 I tried beach. Nothing. 615 00:38:33,260 --> 00:38:35,800 I tried Max Factor Race. It sure got good. 616 00:38:36,100 --> 00:38:40,840 So finally I thought, screw it. If I can't get it off, I'll play it up. 617 00:38:43,600 --> 00:38:48,360 I brought a pencil, darkened it, and turned a depressing, unsightly acne pit 618 00:38:48,360 --> 00:38:50,860 into the Ilona Massey beauty mark you see today. 619 00:38:51,220 --> 00:38:52,980 That's a wonderful story, Audrey. 620 00:38:53,240 --> 00:38:55,080 Now tell me how you became a blind. 621 00:38:55,560 --> 00:38:58,940 The same way you did, Laurie, with peroxide and a pair of rubber gloves. 622 00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:00,420 There she is. Julie, 623 00:39:01,660 --> 00:39:02,960 where have you been? Julie. 624 00:39:04,040 --> 00:39:09,200 How is he? Oh, he's fine, Audrey. Do you know my mother? Julie. 625 00:39:09,640 --> 00:39:11,280 Julie. Hello. 626 00:39:13,160 --> 00:39:14,160 I just ran. 627 00:39:14,280 --> 00:39:17,180 It's really nice of you to come. Do you know my friend Audrey Lovell? Hello, 628 00:39:17,280 --> 00:39:21,080 Julie. Harriet, don't just walk off when I'm talking to someone. I turn around to 629 00:39:21,080 --> 00:39:22,840 talk to someone, but I turn back. Julie. 630 00:39:23,160 --> 00:39:25,880 Oh, hello, Pamela. Can I have your attention, please? Gee, it was really 631 00:39:25,880 --> 00:39:29,240 nice of you to come. Oh, this is Bridget that Harriet. Hello, how are you? He's 632 00:39:29,240 --> 00:39:32,180 Uncle Eddie. You know my mother, don't you? Hi, I'm Audrey Lovell. Behind you, 633 00:39:32,200 --> 00:39:33,200 this is Pamela Grossbart. 634 00:39:33,760 --> 00:39:37,540 Pamela Howell. I married a wealthy Gentile. We don't say Grossbart anymore. 635 00:39:37,760 --> 00:39:42,360 Is it working out? Well, this is the last time I've seen you. Can I have your 636 00:39:42,360 --> 00:39:43,600 attention? Julie. 637 00:39:44,260 --> 00:39:45,260 Julie. 638 00:39:46,100 --> 00:39:49,040 Can I have your attention, please? 639 00:39:49,300 --> 00:39:51,200 We're separated, you know, Doug and I. 640 00:39:51,480 --> 00:39:56,460 Can I have your attention, please? But Julie, I know him well enough to know 641 00:39:56,460 --> 00:39:57,460 how he would feel. 642 00:39:57,600 --> 00:39:58,600 I think. 643 00:39:58,680 --> 00:40:01,320 Can I have your attention, please? 644 00:40:01,720 --> 00:40:02,720 Well, it was hard. 645 00:40:03,060 --> 00:40:06,260 I mean, God knows this was hard. 646 00:40:06,580 --> 00:40:11,880 I mean, I'll tell you, it took me six, 48 hours. 647 00:40:12,110 --> 00:40:17,130 marathon encounters in six weeks before I could bring myself to do this. That's 648 00:40:17,130 --> 00:40:20,570 wonderful. Yeah, it was wonderful, but I mean, at one point, I was actually 649 00:40:20,570 --> 00:40:22,670 hallucinating from sleep deprivation. 650 00:40:22,970 --> 00:40:25,730 Can I have your attention, please? 651 00:40:26,450 --> 00:40:27,670 Audrey! Jessica! 652 00:40:28,590 --> 00:40:31,190 How are you? Oh, you look marvelous. 653 00:40:31,470 --> 00:40:33,070 I had my nose restored. 654 00:40:33,550 --> 00:40:36,330 That's right. You had it trimmed or something, didn't you? 655 00:40:36,990 --> 00:40:40,290 Amputated is closer, but we finally put it all back. 656 00:40:42,700 --> 00:40:48,240 Oh, Jessica, I can remember about an inch that's still missing. Can I have 657 00:40:48,240 --> 00:40:49,780 your attention, please? 658 00:40:51,040 --> 00:40:53,440 Maybe if I threw the desk over. They'll never notice. 659 00:40:53,680 --> 00:40:56,600 Why don't you just get in there and pass the card? That's not the way I'm 660 00:40:56,600 --> 00:41:00,420 supposed to do it. Listen, there's about 15 pipes walking around in here. 661 00:41:00,640 --> 00:41:03,100 Do you want to do it the way you're supposed to do it, or do you want to get 662 00:41:03,100 --> 00:41:04,100 their blood? 663 00:41:04,940 --> 00:41:10,620 And then my group leader, God bless him, simply turned on me and said, crap. 664 00:41:11,290 --> 00:41:15,410 He said, you're just copping out of maturity. He said, because you know that 665 00:41:15,410 --> 00:41:18,230 once you do the grown-up thing, you will no longer be a child. 666 00:41:18,750 --> 00:41:20,950 Well, I just burst into tears. 667 00:41:21,230 --> 00:41:27,170 And then the entire group passed me around and cradled me for about 668 00:41:27,170 --> 00:41:32,650 25 minutes before I could become, you know, reintegrated. 669 00:41:32,930 --> 00:41:35,250 Have you ever had a blood transfusion? Sounds wonderful. 670 00:41:35,550 --> 00:41:36,550 Have you ever had hepatitis? 671 00:41:36,790 --> 00:41:38,890 Have you ever had venereal disease? 672 00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:45,100 Please fill in this card and wait until your number is called. 673 00:41:45,300 --> 00:41:50,400 You see, because you see, Doug and I had basically a very, um, 674 00:41:50,480 --> 00:41:54,200 symbiotic relationship. 675 00:41:54,840 --> 00:42:01,760 You know, we just couldn't love each other as two mature individuals 676 00:42:01,760 --> 00:42:06,940 because we were actually one person. 677 00:42:07,280 --> 00:42:08,280 Hello, Julie. 678 00:42:08,500 --> 00:42:10,780 Hi, Doug. Hello, Marcy. How are you? 679 00:42:11,020 --> 00:42:12,560 Fine. Thank you, Dad. 680 00:42:13,820 --> 00:42:14,820 Excuse me, Jimmy. 681 00:42:15,560 --> 00:42:17,640 I see you, Dad. 682 00:42:18,360 --> 00:42:19,400 You too, Marcy. 683 00:42:20,160 --> 00:42:21,180 What did she tell you? 684 00:42:21,980 --> 00:42:28,680 Did she tell you about throwing a $139.95 Ampex stereo speaker at me? 685 00:42:28,840 --> 00:42:31,760 This has to be the world. Like any ordinary supermarket, we wouldn't be 686 00:42:31,760 --> 00:42:32,900 standing around like this. 687 00:42:34,480 --> 00:42:35,279 Where's Julie? 688 00:42:35,280 --> 00:42:37,780 Patty, who called you? I called her. 689 00:42:38,410 --> 00:42:42,010 Julie said call everyone I know, so I called. So I immediately called Sid. 690 00:42:42,290 --> 00:42:47,530 He's my son, a near-nose and throat man. I'm sure Julie will be thrilled that Sid 691 00:42:47,530 --> 00:42:48,530 is coming. 692 00:42:49,050 --> 00:42:50,050 Excuse me. 693 00:42:50,110 --> 00:42:51,830 Have you ever had a blood transfusion? 694 00:42:52,450 --> 00:42:55,430 No. Have you ever had hepatitis? No, God forbid. 695 00:42:56,050 --> 00:42:57,390 Have you ever had venereal disease? 696 00:42:58,250 --> 00:43:02,630 No, I was never even in the tropics. I mean, I lived in invisible fear. 697 00:43:02,970 --> 00:43:03,970 Julie! 698 00:43:05,450 --> 00:43:09,000 It's nice of you to come by. What the hell is that son of a bitch your husband 699 00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:10,000 brought? 700 00:43:10,060 --> 00:43:12,860 Do you know, uh, Dad Burns? Dad, I'd like you to meet my friend, Roy. 701 00:43:13,360 --> 00:43:14,360 Are you married? 702 00:43:14,680 --> 00:43:15,900 Well, yes. 703 00:43:16,200 --> 00:43:19,420 Her cousin said it's one of the finest dinners of broke men in America. 704 00:43:19,940 --> 00:43:21,840 Believe me, he'll take one look at this. 705 00:43:22,060 --> 00:43:23,060 Number 79. 706 00:43:23,400 --> 00:43:24,400 Oh, that's me. 707 00:43:24,560 --> 00:43:25,940 Coming. Excuse me. 708 00:43:26,480 --> 00:43:33,080 If you ever need cotton, 709 00:43:33,220 --> 00:43:39,270 cotton shirts, cotton suits, Cotton blouses, cotton dresses, anything with 710 00:43:39,270 --> 00:43:43,550 cotton. Call me and I'll make you a terrific price. 80, number 80. 711 00:43:43,790 --> 00:43:46,550 Ah, yes, over here. Well, I think my time has come. 712 00:43:47,770 --> 00:43:49,330 I shall return. 713 00:43:49,650 --> 00:43:51,150 He's absolutely charming. 714 00:43:51,610 --> 00:43:54,830 Say what you will, there's nothing as endearing as good manners. 715 00:43:55,330 --> 00:43:59,850 Have you ever had hepatitis? If you have the right nose to go with it. You should 716 00:43:59,850 --> 00:44:02,790 forget about your nose, Jessica. If you forget about it, others will. 717 00:44:03,480 --> 00:44:06,820 I wonder if they have a gift shop in the lobby. I'd like to have them send up 718 00:44:06,820 --> 00:44:08,860 something for the guests to nibble on. 81! 719 00:44:09,080 --> 00:44:10,860 An ashtray. Or a dish. 720 00:44:11,260 --> 00:44:14,320 But the most expensive Ampex stereo speaker. 721 00:44:14,660 --> 00:44:16,040 I think it's hideous. 722 00:44:16,340 --> 00:44:17,800 Of course you're divorcing her. 723 00:44:18,080 --> 00:44:19,080 No. 724 00:44:19,500 --> 00:44:21,080 But we're separated. 725 00:44:21,340 --> 00:44:22,520 How about dinner tonight? 726 00:44:22,840 --> 00:44:25,960 Have you ever had a blood transfusion? No. Have you ever had a hepatitis? 727 00:44:26,740 --> 00:44:28,980 No. Have you ever had venereal disease? 728 00:44:30,280 --> 00:44:32,340 How would you classify syphilis? 729 00:44:32,650 --> 00:44:34,390 I would classify it as venereal disease. 730 00:44:34,990 --> 00:44:35,990 Listen, 731 00:44:36,450 --> 00:44:39,550 I just remembered I did have hepatitis. 732 00:44:39,770 --> 00:44:40,770 82! 733 00:44:41,290 --> 00:44:42,290 That's me. 734 00:44:43,130 --> 00:44:44,130 Excuse me. 735 00:44:44,330 --> 00:44:46,170 Coming. I'll wait right here. 736 00:44:46,490 --> 00:44:51,030 I just thought several pounds of assorted nuts and some fresh fruit if 737 00:44:51,030 --> 00:44:53,310 they have it and possibly some soft drinks. 738 00:44:53,650 --> 00:44:57,170 Oh, nurse, what perfect timing. Would you call down to the gift shop and have 739 00:44:57,170 --> 00:45:01,430 them send up a couple of pounds of assorted nuts and some fresh fruit if 740 00:45:01,430 --> 00:45:02,359 they have it? 741 00:45:02,360 --> 00:45:04,140 And would you get me some paper cups, please? 742 00:45:04,340 --> 00:45:07,620 Have you ever had a blood transfusion, hepatitis, or venereal disease? 743 00:45:08,580 --> 00:45:09,800 I beg your pardon? 744 00:45:10,360 --> 00:45:11,360 Are you a donor? 745 00:45:12,080 --> 00:45:14,900 I'm the mother-in-law of the patient, if it's any business of yours. 746 00:45:15,480 --> 00:45:17,560 Well, are you here to give blood, or are you the caterer? 747 00:45:17,880 --> 00:45:18,880 How dare you! 748 00:45:19,380 --> 00:45:20,560 Can I have your attention, please? 749 00:45:21,400 --> 00:45:22,940 Can I have your attention, please? 750 00:45:26,120 --> 00:45:27,760 Did anyone here accompany Mr. 751 00:45:27,980 --> 00:45:28,980 Douglas Burns? 752 00:45:29,420 --> 00:45:32,120 and we'd like to know if there's anyone who will take him home. I will. 753 00:45:34,420 --> 00:45:36,420 Okay, Matt, now no sudden movement. 754 00:45:37,300 --> 00:45:38,300 Put it down. 755 00:45:39,360 --> 00:45:42,140 Now stroke him very gently. 756 00:45:42,560 --> 00:45:43,820 When can I pick him up? 757 00:45:44,380 --> 00:45:45,740 Oh, we'll try that tomorrow. 758 00:45:46,100 --> 00:45:47,400 You don't want to go too fast. 759 00:45:48,340 --> 00:45:49,580 Let's put him back in the cage. 760 00:45:51,860 --> 00:45:53,260 Tomorrow we'll do step two. 761 00:45:53,700 --> 00:45:56,800 Take the cage and get out. Hold it. What about my goodnight kiss? 762 00:46:06,440 --> 00:46:07,440 It's embarrassing. 763 00:46:07,640 --> 00:46:09,660 What? How do you do it? 764 00:46:09,880 --> 00:46:12,140 You're 12 years old and you can handle anything. 765 00:46:13,340 --> 00:46:15,300 Look, I'm 24, but thank you. 766 00:46:15,960 --> 00:46:19,600 I've got to run, but you get some sleep. I'll see you tomorrow. Miranda, thank 767 00:46:19,600 --> 00:46:20,600 you very much. 768 00:46:20,680 --> 00:46:21,578 Good night. 769 00:46:21,580 --> 00:46:22,580 Good night. 770 00:46:47,170 --> 00:46:48,350 You're a plain girl. 771 00:46:48,890 --> 00:46:52,350 Oh, a potentially pretty girl, but right now you're overweight and plain. 772 00:46:52,950 --> 00:46:57,250 Oh, you'll get plenty of stares because you're busty and spill out all over the 773 00:46:57,250 --> 00:47:01,270 top. But, Julie, don't make yourself cheap in order to get that kind of 774 00:47:01,270 --> 00:47:03,030 attention. How like a virgin. 775 00:47:03,470 --> 00:47:07,110 You bang her ten times and she turns into an insatiable tramp. 776 00:47:07,470 --> 00:47:08,930 I just want an eleventh bang. 777 00:47:09,210 --> 00:47:10,730 Then I'm going to turn frigid. 778 00:47:16,970 --> 00:47:17,970 I don't understand. 779 00:47:18,170 --> 00:47:21,970 You said when his blood was changed, he would be all right. Well, first of all, 780 00:47:21,990 --> 00:47:24,930 Julie, the exchange of blood is not completed yet. And second of all... Two 781 00:47:24,930 --> 00:47:25,868 baked apples, please. 782 00:47:25,870 --> 00:47:26,749 Thank you. 783 00:47:26,750 --> 00:47:29,670 Second of all, he is responding very well to it. Well, none for me. 784 00:47:29,970 --> 00:47:30,729 You sure? 785 00:47:30,730 --> 00:47:31,730 Thank you. 786 00:47:32,590 --> 00:47:33,590 Oh, well. 787 00:47:35,090 --> 00:47:37,810 If he's responding very well to the blood exchange, then what's the 788 00:47:37,810 --> 00:47:39,050 complication? Coffee? 789 00:47:39,410 --> 00:47:40,410 Yeah, please. 790 00:47:40,550 --> 00:47:44,650 Well, primarily because he isn't coming out of a coma yet. 791 00:47:45,150 --> 00:47:46,230 Cream? Black. 792 00:47:52,270 --> 00:47:53,270 Oh, there's Dr. Mahler. 793 00:47:53,470 --> 00:47:54,810 Dr. Kleiner, Dr. 794 00:47:55,190 --> 00:47:56,089 Mahler, Dr. 795 00:47:56,090 --> 00:47:57,530 Kleiner. May we join you? 796 00:47:58,290 --> 00:47:59,290 Please. 797 00:48:01,270 --> 00:48:03,070 Live ice is going over the test now. 798 00:48:04,690 --> 00:48:08,650 The evidence, Mrs. Messenger, seems to point to a massive insult to your 799 00:48:08,650 --> 00:48:09,649 husband's liver. 800 00:48:09,650 --> 00:48:11,210 You mean it wasn't the transfusion? 801 00:48:11,450 --> 00:48:15,210 Oh, there was a definite transfusion reaction, but that's under control now. 802 00:48:15,570 --> 00:48:16,570 This is something else. 803 00:48:17,540 --> 00:48:21,280 although I wouldn't be at all surprised to find that the one contributed to the 804 00:48:21,280 --> 00:48:22,280 other. No, right. 805 00:48:23,240 --> 00:48:25,460 You mean first it was his blood and now it's his liver. 806 00:48:26,080 --> 00:48:29,200 What happens when you come here to be operated on for something serious? Do 807 00:48:29,200 --> 00:48:30,200 you develop a mole? 808 00:48:30,460 --> 00:48:31,460 I don't understand. 809 00:48:32,080 --> 00:48:33,080 It was a joke. 810 00:48:33,380 --> 00:48:34,620 Gentlemen, good morning. 811 00:48:34,960 --> 00:48:35,759 Oh, this morning. 812 00:48:35,760 --> 00:48:37,240 This is Dr. Irving Blywhite's Julie. 813 00:48:37,480 --> 00:48:39,260 Dr. Blywhite, this is Julie Messinger. 814 00:48:39,500 --> 00:48:42,900 We asked Dr. Blywhite to look in on Richard the moment that Dr. Mollis 815 00:48:42,900 --> 00:48:44,840 suspected that Richard's liver might be involved. 816 00:48:45,400 --> 00:48:47,720 Dr. Bleiweiss is one of New York's leading hepatologists. 817 00:48:47,980 --> 00:48:48,980 What is that? 818 00:48:49,080 --> 00:48:50,080 I'm a liver man. 819 00:48:50,280 --> 00:48:54,520 Of the many specialties available to the physician, I've chosen the liver. 820 00:48:55,360 --> 00:48:59,600 On the strength of my examination and the lab tests, I tend to agree with you, 821 00:48:59,640 --> 00:49:00,519 Ralph. 822 00:49:00,520 --> 00:49:03,240 About what? That it's the liver? I thought we were all set on that. 823 00:49:03,600 --> 00:49:04,600 What Dr. 824 00:49:04,620 --> 00:49:07,520 Bleiweiss is referring to is an early diagnosis of mine. 825 00:49:08,320 --> 00:49:09,820 Pinning the damage to the liver. 826 00:49:10,170 --> 00:49:14,030 on some powerful foreign substance introduced into the bloodstream within, 827 00:49:14,150 --> 00:49:16,310 we estimate, the last 72 hours. 828 00:49:16,550 --> 00:49:17,990 You mean the blood damaged the liver? 829 00:49:18,290 --> 00:49:23,490 Mrs. Messenger, this has nothing to do with the blood. Why do we keep hopping 830 00:49:23,490 --> 00:49:24,790 on the blood? That's over. 831 00:49:25,370 --> 00:49:29,390 The transfusion reaction is now no longer a part of the medical picture. 832 00:49:29,610 --> 00:49:33,310 Forgive me. It's difficult to follow the medical picture without a program. 833 00:49:33,710 --> 00:49:36,570 Mrs. Messenger, I understand your confusion. 834 00:49:37,090 --> 00:49:41,860 We think... And I, for one, am almost certain that the reaction your husband 835 00:49:41,860 --> 00:49:44,640 is suffering is to the anesthetic. The anesthetic? 836 00:49:45,200 --> 00:49:46,820 Yes, halothane. 837 00:49:47,080 --> 00:49:49,860 I've seen four similar reactions to it this year. 838 00:49:50,840 --> 00:49:54,920 Anesthesiologists, unfortunately, are very fond of halothane because it has 839 00:49:54,920 --> 00:49:57,760 none of the usual side effects, except one. 840 00:49:58,220 --> 00:49:59,500 There. Oh, Julie. 841 00:49:59,720 --> 00:50:01,640 I think that we should also explain to Mrs. 842 00:50:01,860 --> 00:50:05,500 Messenger that this particular anesthetic is routinely used everywhere. 843 00:50:05,860 --> 00:50:10,060 And the reports indicate that... Instances such as this occur only once, 844 00:50:10,140 --> 00:50:12,400 literally, in every 10,000 cases. 845 00:50:12,700 --> 00:50:15,260 That's 10,000 cases less than the transfusion reaction. 846 00:50:16,180 --> 00:50:19,600 See, boys certainly have the odds in your favor. I don't blame you for taking 847 00:50:19,600 --> 00:50:20,279 a gamble. 848 00:50:20,280 --> 00:50:23,060 Mrs. Messenger, please try not to be too bitter. 849 00:50:23,420 --> 00:50:25,460 You'll have plenty of time for that later. 850 00:50:25,960 --> 00:50:28,360 Right now, it makes it hard to talk to you. 851 00:50:28,760 --> 00:50:33,320 Dr. Blywhite, I am very sorry, but my husband came in here to be operated on 852 00:50:33,320 --> 00:50:34,320 for a mole. 853 00:50:34,600 --> 00:50:38,300 And now he's in a coma with a transfusion reaction and a damaged 854 00:50:38,300 --> 00:50:40,620 liver. She's back with a transfusion reaction. 855 00:50:40,900 --> 00:50:42,880 Yes, that's quite true, Mrs. Messinger. 856 00:50:43,280 --> 00:50:48,100 But hospital care only really becomes adequate when a patient's life is in 857 00:50:48,100 --> 00:50:53,860 danger. Otherwise, it's so poor that we must wonder not why so many die, but how 858 00:50:53,860 --> 00:50:54,860 so many survive. 859 00:50:55,140 --> 00:50:58,780 Just a moment, Irving. You will allow me to please finish, Ralph. 860 00:50:59,320 --> 00:51:03,970 My point is, Mrs. Messinger, Now that the damage is done, your husband's care 861 00:51:03,970 --> 00:51:04,970 will be of the finest. 862 00:51:05,170 --> 00:51:09,490 He will be given total support until the liver has regenerated itself. 863 00:51:10,010 --> 00:51:13,490 And how long do you think that will be? A week, two weeks. 864 00:51:13,750 --> 00:51:18,990 The liver heals itself, you see, which is fortunate because there is no cure 865 00:51:18,990 --> 00:51:19,988 for liver damage. 866 00:51:19,990 --> 00:51:21,330 And what does the liver man do? 867 00:51:21,650 --> 00:51:23,830 The best he can, Mrs. Messinger. 868 00:51:24,590 --> 00:51:29,790 Oh, these are very nice. Pink and white carnations from the editorial staff. 869 00:51:34,060 --> 00:51:34,999 Chopped liver. 870 00:51:35,000 --> 00:51:36,000 Julie, have one. 871 00:51:36,680 --> 00:51:39,100 Oh, no, thank you. I couldn't. Come on, Julie. 872 00:51:39,320 --> 00:51:40,320 You've got to eat. 873 00:51:41,200 --> 00:51:44,840 Try the turkey. I promise you won't enjoy it. Rum cordials. 874 00:51:45,280 --> 00:51:49,720 Get well soon, Arnie Buckhalter. Look, I'm going to have a ham sandwich. You've 875 00:51:49,720 --> 00:51:52,640 got to eat something, too. I mean it, Julie. You haven't... I haven't seen you 876 00:51:52,640 --> 00:51:53,660 eat anything in two days. 877 00:51:53,880 --> 00:51:54,880 You just can't, Cal. 878 00:51:55,040 --> 00:51:57,820 We should like to go out for lunch, Julie. Yeah, right. That's a terrific 879 00:51:57,820 --> 00:51:59,060 idea. But not today. 880 00:51:59,640 --> 00:52:01,120 Please? Maybe tomorrow. 881 00:52:01,500 --> 00:52:02,500 Hello, Julie. 882 00:52:07,980 --> 00:52:08,980 How are you? 883 00:52:09,680 --> 00:52:10,680 Fine. 884 00:52:11,160 --> 00:52:12,180 How did you know? 885 00:52:13,240 --> 00:52:14,640 Everybody in New York knows. 886 00:52:15,380 --> 00:52:19,260 I'm sorry that I couldn't give blood yesterday, but my babysitter was ill. 887 00:52:20,440 --> 00:52:21,960 I didn't even know you were married. 888 00:52:22,440 --> 00:52:24,180 Three times. Three boys. 889 00:52:26,380 --> 00:52:27,380 How's Richard? 890 00:52:27,480 --> 00:52:29,120 Is he as good and bad as... 891 00:52:43,180 --> 00:52:44,240 Julie, can I see you a minute, please? 892 00:52:48,020 --> 00:52:51,060 Julie, would you find Richard's hospitalization insurance policy and 893 00:52:51,060 --> 00:52:52,060 bring it with you tomorrow? 894 00:52:52,120 --> 00:52:55,180 I want to find out. The hospital wants to find out just what it covers. 895 00:52:55,900 --> 00:52:58,180 Oh, don't worry. It has a physician's fuck-up clause. 896 00:52:58,580 --> 00:53:00,920 So no matter what you destroy next, you'll be reimbursed. 897 00:53:01,240 --> 00:53:02,480 Oh, Julie, please. 898 00:53:03,100 --> 00:53:04,380 Is everything all right? 899 00:53:05,300 --> 00:53:06,300 Everything's fine. 900 00:53:06,380 --> 00:53:08,220 We're just discussing Richard's insurance. 901 00:53:08,440 --> 00:53:12,090 Seems that, um... There's a small additional fee for destroying the 902 00:53:12,090 --> 00:53:15,010 patient's liver, and the hospital doesn't want to get stiffed. 903 00:53:15,350 --> 00:53:17,050 Blyweiss is right. It's hard to talk to you. 904 00:53:18,990 --> 00:53:20,930 Richard, they're gone now. You can open your eyes. 905 00:53:23,070 --> 00:53:25,110 Come on now, Richard. It isn't funny anymore. 906 00:53:25,970 --> 00:53:28,310 It was a good joke at first, but it's starting to wear thin. 907 00:53:35,910 --> 00:53:39,070 apologize, whatever it was, whatever it was I did, I'm sorry. 908 00:53:39,930 --> 00:53:41,090 I just look at me. 909 00:53:43,230 --> 00:53:46,130 Look at me, you prick. If you'll help me, God, I'm going to divorce you. 910 00:53:47,410 --> 00:53:49,710 Richard, do you hear me? I'm going to divorce you. 911 00:53:50,050 --> 00:53:51,630 Mrs. Messenger, did you call me? 912 00:53:52,490 --> 00:53:53,930 No, I'm just talking to myself. 913 00:53:54,650 --> 00:53:55,670 I'm just going out. 914 00:53:55,890 --> 00:53:58,750 I don't know where. I just need some air. 915 00:53:59,190 --> 00:54:01,150 Why can't you just stay home one night? 916 00:54:02,080 --> 00:54:04,620 It's a little lonely after a while. You have two children, don't you? You 917 00:54:04,620 --> 00:54:07,460 couldn't wait to have the second one, so let him keep you company. I just can't 918 00:54:07,460 --> 00:54:08,720 stand the goddamn noise. 919 00:54:09,020 --> 00:54:12,580 Richard, just look at me, and I will never say another word about you needing 920 00:54:12,580 --> 00:54:13,580 all that air. 921 00:54:14,600 --> 00:54:16,040 I'll gag the children. 922 00:54:17,160 --> 00:54:20,040 We'll go to Masters and Johnson and fuck our way to mental health. 923 00:54:20,820 --> 00:54:23,940 And I'll spend every night with you in the bar of your choice. 924 00:54:24,440 --> 00:54:26,240 Are you talking to me, Mrs. Messenger? 925 00:54:27,500 --> 00:54:29,080 Nope, still talking to myself. 926 00:54:31,770 --> 00:54:32,770 What's your name? 927 00:54:32,970 --> 00:54:33,970 Richard, too. 928 00:54:34,430 --> 00:54:35,470 Oh, I like that. 929 00:54:36,370 --> 00:54:38,830 Okay, into your cage, Richard, too. Into bed, boys. 930 00:54:40,630 --> 00:54:41,630 Now, bedtime. 931 00:54:45,690 --> 00:54:46,130 Good 932 00:54:46,130 --> 00:54:54,490 night, 933 00:54:54,510 --> 00:54:56,090 boys. Good night, Richard, too. 934 00:55:24,100 --> 00:55:27,760 Okay, now that we have Richard's insurance policy, we can go ahead and 935 00:55:27,760 --> 00:55:28,840 destroy his gallbladder. 936 00:55:29,160 --> 00:55:30,720 What? I'm joking. 937 00:55:32,200 --> 00:55:33,200 Bad joke. 938 00:55:33,540 --> 00:55:35,860 But I thought I'd make it before you did. 939 00:55:36,220 --> 00:55:38,680 I'm sorry about yesterday afternoon, Timmy. 940 00:55:39,200 --> 00:55:41,160 I was pretty bitchy, I guess. 941 00:55:41,460 --> 00:55:42,460 Yes. 942 00:55:42,620 --> 00:55:43,620 Here. 943 00:55:44,940 --> 00:55:45,940 Sign this. 944 00:55:46,200 --> 00:55:47,200 What is it? 945 00:55:47,260 --> 00:55:49,880 We're going to dialyze him. We need your signature for the release. 946 00:55:50,500 --> 00:55:51,560 What's dialyzing? 947 00:55:51,960 --> 00:55:54,720 Well, you see, his kidneys aren't working on their own yet, and the 948 00:55:54,720 --> 00:55:56,640 dialysis machine is like an artificial kidney. 949 00:55:57,020 --> 00:55:58,800 Come on, Julie, we really want to get going on this. 950 00:55:59,280 --> 00:56:00,460 Why do you need my consent? 951 00:56:01,160 --> 00:56:02,460 Julie, just a minute, Cal. 952 00:56:02,760 --> 00:56:06,320 Well, you see, it involves a surgical incision, and we need a consent before 953 00:56:06,320 --> 00:56:07,480 any surgical procedure. 954 00:56:08,500 --> 00:56:09,500 Please, honey. 955 00:56:10,120 --> 00:56:12,440 Marlo will be here any minute with Flywise and Dr. Meyer. 956 00:56:14,080 --> 00:56:14,839 Who's Dr. 957 00:56:14,840 --> 00:56:15,779 Meyer? 958 00:56:15,780 --> 00:56:20,040 Julie. He's a kidney man. Please, Cal. His kidneys haven't been insulted, have 959 00:56:20,040 --> 00:56:24,740 they? Tell me, tell me. Julie, he's coming along very, very satisfactorily. 960 00:56:24,880 --> 00:56:26,540 But his kidneys aren't working yet. 961 00:56:26,840 --> 00:56:29,080 Do we have the release yet? No, not yet. Dr. 962 00:56:29,540 --> 00:56:31,920 Spector, I have a gastrectomy scheduled at 3 o'clock. 963 00:56:32,180 --> 00:56:35,400 Look, I'm going to run. I have a suspected coronary that's been waiting 964 00:56:35,400 --> 00:56:37,340 in my office for over an hour and a half now. 965 00:56:37,740 --> 00:56:41,140 Call me if you want to see the slides, Tim. Will do, Ed. The hypernephroma 966 00:56:41,140 --> 00:56:42,280 slides? No. 967 00:56:42,660 --> 00:56:44,360 Some pictures I took of Puerto Rico. 968 00:56:44,920 --> 00:56:46,160 Dr. Meyer. Oh, hello, Dr. 969 00:56:46,400 --> 00:56:47,400 Blyweiser. Mrs. 970 00:56:47,520 --> 00:56:51,300 Messenger, have you got the release yet, Ralph? It would seem that we do not. 971 00:56:53,200 --> 00:56:54,720 No, I haven't signed it yet, Dr. 972 00:56:54,920 --> 00:56:59,520 Blyweiser. Sign it, Mrs. Messenger, unless you prefer to add acute uremic 973 00:56:59,520 --> 00:57:01,500 poisoning to the list of your husband's complications. 974 00:57:12,140 --> 00:57:14,080 Well, take me to lunch. I've got to get out of here. 975 00:57:16,080 --> 00:57:17,080 Where's Miranda? 976 00:57:17,840 --> 00:57:18,840 She isn't coming. 977 00:57:19,000 --> 00:57:20,000 What do you think? 978 00:57:21,060 --> 00:57:22,060 She isn't well. 979 00:57:22,260 --> 00:57:24,940 Bloody Mary with very little tomato juice and no ice. 980 00:57:25,240 --> 00:57:26,240 Julie? Nothing. 981 00:57:28,860 --> 00:57:29,860 Where's your mother? 982 00:57:31,060 --> 00:57:33,980 She's at Elizabeth Arden's having her thighs waxed. Where's yours? 983 00:57:34,440 --> 00:57:35,960 What? Nothing. 984 00:57:37,540 --> 00:57:40,660 I thought you couldn't drink before lunch. I can, but this is before 985 00:57:40,660 --> 00:57:41,660 breakfast. 986 00:57:42,000 --> 00:57:44,000 Why don't you have some bread? The rolls here are very good. 987 00:57:44,820 --> 00:57:45,980 Hey, Cal, what is it? 988 00:57:47,660 --> 00:57:49,500 What? Thanks. And a couple of menus? 989 00:57:49,800 --> 00:57:50,800 Uh, master chef? 990 00:57:50,920 --> 00:57:51,920 No. 991 00:57:55,220 --> 00:57:56,600 Fastest bloody Mary in town. 992 00:57:57,940 --> 00:57:59,060 You ever cheat on Richard? 993 00:58:00,220 --> 00:58:01,220 No. 994 00:58:03,680 --> 00:58:05,020 Richard ever cheat on you? 995 00:58:05,520 --> 00:58:06,520 No. 996 00:58:06,660 --> 00:58:07,660 How do you know? 997 00:58:10,000 --> 00:58:12,640 Well, how do you know if someone's cheating on you unless you catch them or 998 00:58:12,640 --> 00:58:13,439 they tell you? 999 00:58:13,440 --> 00:58:14,740 Well, because I would know. 1000 00:58:15,040 --> 00:58:16,720 I mean, it's a thing wise to know. 1001 00:58:17,180 --> 00:58:20,460 You know, it's like in the movies. You know, with dark silky hairs and the 1002 00:58:20,460 --> 00:58:23,680 jacket and a mysterious phone call. Things in the pocket. 1003 00:58:26,400 --> 00:58:27,660 We'll call you when we've decided. 1004 00:58:28,260 --> 00:58:29,260 Very good, monsieur. 1005 00:58:29,860 --> 00:58:31,400 I can't even pronounce monsieur. 1006 00:58:33,640 --> 00:58:35,040 Cal, have you quarreled with Lorraine? 1007 00:58:36,480 --> 00:58:37,480 Yes. 1008 00:58:37,920 --> 00:58:39,320 A terrific lunch, huh? 1009 00:58:40,560 --> 00:58:44,540 I'm glad I could take you away from the strain of the hospital into the agony of 1010 00:58:44,540 --> 00:58:45,600 my own personal life. 1011 00:58:46,800 --> 00:58:47,800 Waiter. 1012 00:58:48,760 --> 00:58:50,280 I want the omelet. What do you want? 1013 00:58:50,560 --> 00:58:51,560 The omelet. 1014 00:58:52,240 --> 00:58:53,240 Two omelets. 1015 00:58:53,800 --> 00:58:56,500 Two coffees. A Bloody Mary. Remove the menu. 1016 00:59:01,060 --> 00:59:03,760 Is... I don't know how to say this. 1017 00:59:05,560 --> 00:59:06,580 Is Miranda... 1018 00:59:08,150 --> 00:59:10,410 Involved with somebody else? I mean, is that what this is all about? 1019 00:59:11,570 --> 00:59:12,570 What? 1020 00:59:12,790 --> 00:59:14,030 I said, what's all about? 1021 00:59:14,310 --> 00:59:16,630 The survey and how you know someone's cheating on you. 1022 00:59:17,250 --> 00:59:18,710 Yes, that's right. 1023 00:59:19,690 --> 00:59:20,690 Jesus Christ. 1024 00:59:21,770 --> 00:59:24,530 A bartender must stand where the candidates are made to do some one hand, 1025 00:59:24,590 --> 00:59:25,690 a bottle of vodka in the other. 1026 00:59:26,290 --> 00:59:28,250 I may have hit on the only drink he knows how to mix. 1027 00:59:29,550 --> 00:59:30,710 You want to tell me about it? 1028 00:59:32,530 --> 00:59:33,530 It's not in the towel. 1029 00:59:34,170 --> 00:59:35,370 We could test it out, though. 1030 00:59:36,000 --> 00:59:38,100 Order a daiquiri and see if he makes it with tomato juice. 1031 00:59:38,620 --> 00:59:39,620 You know what I mean. 1032 00:59:41,540 --> 00:59:45,720 You want to tell me about Miranda's... what, infidelity? 1033 00:59:47,340 --> 00:59:48,340 Sure. 1034 00:59:48,620 --> 00:59:50,960 He's been having an affair with another man for a year. 1035 00:59:51,900 --> 00:59:55,740 And I found lots of dark silky hairs on her jacket and things in her pocket. 1036 00:59:56,400 --> 00:59:57,880 I just never knew they meant anything. 1037 00:59:58,900 --> 01:00:02,280 You see, it's hard with a dark-haired girl. You don't know if she's cheating 1038 01:00:02,280 --> 01:00:03,460 on you or going bald. 1039 01:00:04,580 --> 01:00:07,180 Waiter. Another of your house specialties? Yes. 1040 01:00:07,520 --> 01:00:08,940 Cal, you're going to be bombed. 1041 01:00:09,680 --> 01:00:10,700 You bet I am. 1042 01:00:12,820 --> 01:00:14,320 Well, who is it? Do I know him? 1043 01:00:16,160 --> 01:00:17,440 Yes, kind of. 1044 01:00:18,200 --> 01:00:19,280 Want to tell me his name? 1045 01:00:19,580 --> 01:00:23,040 No, but I'm going to because I'm such a wonderful human being. 1046 01:00:23,840 --> 01:00:24,840 Richard. 1047 01:00:26,320 --> 01:00:27,540 Well, what took you so long? 1048 01:00:27,800 --> 01:00:29,640 We had to squeeze some fresh tomatoes. 1049 01:00:31,360 --> 01:00:32,360 Richard who? 1050 01:00:33,040 --> 01:00:34,040 Messenger. 1051 01:00:34,380 --> 01:00:36,100 Oh, come on now, Cal. I'm serious. 1052 01:00:36,320 --> 01:00:38,220 Me too. Miranda told me last night. 1053 01:00:41,240 --> 01:00:42,138 What's this? 1054 01:00:42,140 --> 01:00:43,140 Your mailette, monsieur. 1055 01:00:43,640 --> 01:00:44,640 Don't take offense. 1056 01:00:45,160 --> 01:00:47,700 I tell you, this is only in the interest of your career. 1057 01:00:48,020 --> 01:00:49,900 But the N in monsieur is silent. 1058 01:00:50,280 --> 01:00:51,280 Thank you, monsieur. 1059 01:00:51,480 --> 01:00:52,480 I'm not offended. 1060 01:00:52,860 --> 01:00:55,720 Only I'm used at your strange pronunciation, monsieur. 1061 01:01:04,650 --> 01:01:08,670 Miranda told you that she and Richard were having an affair for a year. 1062 01:01:11,290 --> 01:01:12,290 Yep. 1063 01:01:13,350 --> 01:01:17,650 She said she had to tell somebody because if Richard died, nobody would 1064 01:01:17,650 --> 01:01:18,650 know but her. 1065 01:01:18,830 --> 01:01:20,490 It's too hard a secret to keep alone. 1066 01:01:22,170 --> 01:01:25,550 She said death, when it's near, makes it hard to cheat. 1067 01:01:26,710 --> 01:01:29,230 And she said that she found out that she really likes you. 1068 01:01:30,550 --> 01:01:31,570 She said... 1069 01:01:32,360 --> 01:01:34,620 When she closed her eyes, she saw Richard's face. 1070 01:01:36,060 --> 01:01:37,740 She said she loved him. 1071 01:01:39,120 --> 01:01:43,880 Then she said that, of course, she felt very bad about hurting me. 1072 01:01:47,220 --> 01:01:49,540 Oh, my goodness, the eggs will get cold. 1073 01:01:53,000 --> 01:01:54,000 Julie. 1074 01:01:56,880 --> 01:01:58,640 Yeah, they're cold, but they're very good. 1075 01:01:59,260 --> 01:02:00,260 Julie. 1076 01:02:07,470 --> 01:02:10,490 How do you beat the shit out of a guy who screws your girl for a year and then 1077 01:02:10,490 --> 01:02:11,870 goes into a hepatic coma? 1078 01:02:13,790 --> 01:02:15,810 I guess you do what you did, Cal. 1079 01:02:16,970 --> 01:02:18,970 You beat the shit out of his wife. 1080 01:02:24,450 --> 01:02:25,450 Julia. 1081 01:02:27,150 --> 01:02:28,770 Julia, your check's in order. 1082 01:03:02,990 --> 01:03:04,510 Will the taxi driver be all right? 1083 01:03:05,610 --> 01:03:07,790 He'll be fine. He has 800 witnesses. 1084 01:03:09,850 --> 01:03:11,950 I'm awfully sorry. Shut up. 1085 01:03:12,470 --> 01:03:16,770 Excuse me. It's my fault. Julie, shut up. Forgive me. You forgive me. 1086 01:03:17,130 --> 01:03:19,050 Julie, I beg of you, shut up. 1087 01:03:24,650 --> 01:03:27,230 I'll give Richard visiting privileges on all holidays. 1088 01:03:28,370 --> 01:03:31,630 Except for Christmas Day. I think I should have him for Christmas Day. 1089 01:03:34,160 --> 01:03:37,000 It's nice that they like Miranda. That will make it easier for them. 1090 01:03:37,960 --> 01:03:40,140 Oh, Christ, how could I have told you? 1091 01:03:40,840 --> 01:03:45,160 No, it's just... It's very interesting to me. 1092 01:03:46,580 --> 01:03:47,880 I thought he loved me. 1093 01:03:49,140 --> 01:03:52,420 Isn't it interesting that someone can fool you about something like that? 1094 01:03:54,660 --> 01:03:58,420 God damn it, finish your drink and get ready. I'll pick you up at 8 o'clock. 1095 01:04:02,990 --> 01:04:04,030 I'm going to take you to a party. 1096 01:04:05,490 --> 01:04:09,330 I had a date for tonight, but I don't think she's going to show up. 1097 01:04:10,970 --> 01:04:12,690 I can't, Cal. Well, you've got to. 1098 01:04:13,410 --> 01:04:17,110 They owe us a party. Now, for Christ's sake, Judy, let's be something more than 1099 01:04:17,110 --> 01:04:21,650 punching bags. Richard and Miranda owe us a party. I just can't, Cal. I have 1100 01:04:21,650 --> 01:04:22,650 too much to do. 1101 01:04:23,370 --> 01:04:25,230 But thank you very much for the invitation. 1102 01:04:26,790 --> 01:04:29,630 If you'll excuse me, I'd better get a taxi and go home. 1103 01:04:30,140 --> 01:04:33,320 Hold it. I'll put you in a taxi. I don't like the way you get them to stop. 1104 01:04:42,940 --> 01:04:45,720 Here you are, my good man. Keep the change. 1105 01:04:45,980 --> 01:04:47,940 Keep the change? You owe me 30 cents more. 1106 01:04:48,440 --> 01:04:49,720 Perfectly all right. You've earned it. 1107 01:05:00,650 --> 01:05:01,650 Can I help you, madam? 1108 01:05:03,890 --> 01:05:05,370 I want you to be my mother. 1109 01:05:06,150 --> 01:05:09,590 Darling, if Richard isn't dead and if he isn't worse, will you please tell me 1110 01:05:09,590 --> 01:05:11,430 what's wrong? It's silly to make me guess. 1111 01:05:12,810 --> 01:05:14,250 I just wanted to see you. 1112 01:05:15,350 --> 01:05:19,230 Will you be much longer, Mrs. Wallman? I have an upper lip next door. 1113 01:05:19,890 --> 01:05:23,050 That's fine, Gertrude. Do the lip. I'll call you when I'm ready for the other 1114 01:05:23,050 --> 01:05:24,050 side. 1115 01:05:24,560 --> 01:05:28,460 Darling, you're having a reaction to the last few days, that's all. You've been 1116 01:05:28,460 --> 01:05:30,480 under a very severe strain, you know. 1117 01:05:32,240 --> 01:05:33,240 Mother. 1118 01:05:34,700 --> 01:05:35,700 Yes? 1119 01:05:37,340 --> 01:05:40,680 I feel so bad. 1120 01:05:41,540 --> 01:05:44,760 Well, of course you do. How else would you feel, darling? 1121 01:05:45,420 --> 01:05:49,560 I'll tell you what. Why don't you get yourself a shampoo and a facial and the 1122 01:05:49,560 --> 01:05:50,720 whole works, as they say. 1123 01:05:51,040 --> 01:05:54,980 It'll relax you, and there's something terribly uplifting about simply looking 1124 01:05:54,980 --> 01:06:00,200 well. It may sound frivolous, but I firmly believe that next to prayer, good 1125 01:06:00,200 --> 01:06:02,620 grooming is the greatest comfort a woman can have. 1126 01:06:04,660 --> 01:06:05,660 Mother. 1127 01:06:07,180 --> 01:06:08,180 Yes. 1128 01:06:11,100 --> 01:06:12,100 Mother. 1129 01:06:12,960 --> 01:06:17,140 Darling, you'll have to use some other words besides mother to communicate with 1130 01:06:17,140 --> 01:06:19,900 me. I'm not very good at such primitive modes of speech. 1131 01:06:21,000 --> 01:06:22,000 What should I do? 1132 01:06:23,040 --> 01:06:26,280 What should you do about what, dear? Try and put it in a sentence. 1133 01:06:27,560 --> 01:06:31,700 What should I do to feel better? I just can't stand feeling like this. 1134 01:06:32,260 --> 01:06:35,600 Well, I've told you what I think you should do, dear. Why don't you try that? 1135 01:06:36,220 --> 01:06:37,220 It's no good. 1136 01:06:37,460 --> 01:06:38,980 Tell me something else to do. 1137 01:06:39,600 --> 01:06:41,560 I don't know anything else, Julie. 1138 01:06:42,400 --> 01:06:43,620 You have good feet. 1139 01:06:44,000 --> 01:06:45,000 Well shaped. 1140 01:06:45,840 --> 01:06:47,980 Oh, you should see the feet I get in here. 1141 01:06:48,540 --> 01:06:49,540 Corn. 1142 01:06:50,340 --> 01:06:54,280 Bunions, second toe longer than the first, calloused heels. 1143 01:06:54,780 --> 01:06:58,320 But women don't realize that the feet are a part of a body. 1144 01:06:58,880 --> 01:07:03,080 You'd be surprised how ugly feet can affect a man. 1145 01:07:03,400 --> 01:07:04,460 I'm sorry, Julie. 1146 01:07:04,820 --> 01:07:10,380 This is hard for me to say, but if you have to know why I did it, it's because, 1147 01:07:10,500 --> 01:07:13,560 Julie, I couldn't stand your feet. 1148 01:07:13,780 --> 01:07:17,040 And they wear the wrong shoes, so naturally their feet hurt. 1149 01:07:17,380 --> 01:07:18,680 Mr. Papp, I... 1150 01:07:19,000 --> 01:07:22,080 I don't know if this is going to work, you know. The lute might be right for 1151 01:07:22,080 --> 01:07:26,020 it, but I'd really like you to hear it once with the sitar. Oh, go ahead, Tom. 1152 01:07:26,240 --> 01:07:28,800 Christ, any new sound we can get into Shakespeare puts you that much ahead of 1153 01:07:28,800 --> 01:07:29,538 the game. 1154 01:07:29,540 --> 01:07:30,640 Miranda. Miranda! 1155 01:07:31,060 --> 01:07:36,300 I don't think I know the tune, Joe, even on the lute. Well, just do, and will he 1156 01:07:36,300 --> 01:07:39,760 not come again. You know that. Yeah. Okay, Ed. Knock it off! Give her the cue 1157 01:07:39,760 --> 01:07:41,040 for, and will he not come again. 1158 01:07:41,360 --> 01:07:42,620 Sure thing. Quiet down! 1159 01:07:44,140 --> 01:07:47,200 Thought, affliction, passion, hell itself. 1160 01:07:47,770 --> 01:07:49,830 She turns to favor and to prettiness. 1161 01:07:51,230 --> 01:07:55,170 And will he not come again? 1162 01:07:58,510 --> 01:08:01,590 And will he not come again? 1163 01:08:02,030 --> 01:08:05,570 No, no, he is dead. 1164 01:08:07,330 --> 01:08:14,070 Go to thy deathbed. Okay, okay. That's good, Radha. See, Tom, that's a 1165 01:08:14,070 --> 01:08:16,050 terrific sound. It's very Easter. 1166 01:08:16,640 --> 01:08:20,779 But can we discuss for a few minutes what an eastern sound has to do with a 1167 01:08:20,779 --> 01:08:22,060 play that takes place in Denmark? 1168 01:08:22,840 --> 01:08:26,560 But I didn't know you, or Matt, or Nicky. 1169 01:08:27,399 --> 01:08:32,080 I mean, I had met you, but I didn't know you as a person until this happened. 1170 01:08:32,399 --> 01:08:34,260 Would it have made any difference if you knew me? 1171 01:08:34,620 --> 01:08:35,559 Oh, yes. 1172 01:08:35,560 --> 01:08:36,740 I hope you believe that. 1173 01:08:37,420 --> 01:08:42,560 Does Richard want... Does Richard plan to stay married to me? 1174 01:08:46,220 --> 01:08:47,220 I don't know. 1175 01:08:49,200 --> 01:08:54,979 He... We've been talking about whether I'd marry him. 1176 01:08:57,880 --> 01:09:00,800 He said if I would, he'd get a divorce. 1177 01:09:02,319 --> 01:09:04,359 But I couldn't make up my mind. 1178 01:09:04,899 --> 01:09:06,439 I'm not sure about it. 1179 01:09:07,279 --> 01:09:08,500 Yes, that is a problem. 1180 01:09:09,520 --> 01:09:12,840 One must be careful about taking a step as serious as marriage. 1181 01:09:14,930 --> 01:09:17,910 Lie for one will certainly be on the edge of my seat until I hear your 1182 01:09:17,910 --> 01:09:18,910 decision. 1183 01:09:20,590 --> 01:09:21,590 Oh, Julie. 1184 01:09:22,729 --> 01:09:23,729 I'm sorry. 1185 01:09:25,830 --> 01:09:32,189 I know you hate me, but... But I'm sorry you do, 1186 01:09:32,290 --> 01:09:36,210 because... I like you. 1187 01:09:37,810 --> 01:09:40,050 Yes, you can afford to like me, can't you? 1188 01:09:41,189 --> 01:09:42,630 You can afford to like everyone. 1189 01:09:43,500 --> 01:09:44,398 For all. 1190 01:09:44,399 --> 01:09:45,920 Everyone's life is in your hands. 1191 01:09:46,960 --> 01:09:49,680 Cal, Richard's, mine. 1192 01:09:51,500 --> 01:09:53,979 When you have all the power, you can afford to be generous. 1193 01:09:55,940 --> 01:10:01,400 But I would like you to know, if I'm ever in the position to do you any harm, 1194 01:10:01,560 --> 01:10:02,940 I'm going to let you have it. 1195 01:10:04,600 --> 01:10:11,360 Right in your... pretty little self-possessed 12-year-old 1196 01:10:11,360 --> 01:10:12,360 teeth. 1197 01:10:47,310 --> 01:10:48,310 Here, you take my drink. 1198 01:10:49,670 --> 01:10:53,310 And you count to a hundred, and I'll be dressed. 1199 01:11:13,310 --> 01:11:14,710 Take a good look, Tom. 1200 01:11:16,810 --> 01:11:18,030 This is what I am. 1201 01:11:21,670 --> 01:11:25,510 Do you still want me to be your wife? Because nobody else does. 1202 01:11:32,950 --> 01:11:33,590 I 1203 01:11:33,590 --> 01:11:41,250 can't 1204 01:11:41,250 --> 01:11:42,250 hold it any longer. 1205 01:11:42,510 --> 01:11:43,329 You can. 1206 01:11:43,330 --> 01:11:44,410 It's beautiful. 1207 01:11:45,030 --> 01:11:46,270 It makes me beautiful. 1208 01:11:46,490 --> 01:11:47,490 It's going to be... 1209 01:12:32,360 --> 01:12:34,180 able to save the negatives and blackmail me. 1210 01:12:34,700 --> 01:12:36,920 So how about taking off your top? 1211 01:12:37,200 --> 01:12:38,580 No. Take it all off. 1212 01:12:39,060 --> 01:12:40,480 No, I don't want to take it off. 1213 01:12:40,800 --> 01:12:42,840 Don't you want to see what you look like as a centerfold? 1214 01:13:13,100 --> 01:13:15,200 Nick? Yeah? 1215 01:14:00,240 --> 01:14:02,500 I bear a very close resemblance to a nude woman. 1216 01:14:04,320 --> 01:14:05,340 Stretch out on the rug. 1217 01:14:05,580 --> 01:14:06,580 What? 1218 01:14:06,940 --> 01:14:08,320 Stretch out on the rug. 1219 01:14:13,260 --> 01:14:15,580 Now, point your nose toward the ceiling. 1220 01:14:18,780 --> 01:14:19,940 Now close your eyes. 1221 01:14:23,940 --> 01:14:24,940 That's it. 1222 01:14:25,420 --> 01:14:26,760 Now hold that pose. 1223 01:14:52,080 --> 01:14:55,400 is known as establishing a rapport with a model. 1224 01:14:56,020 --> 01:15:02,660 And this is known as 1225 01:15:02,660 --> 01:15:05,180 developing a close working relationship. 1226 01:15:07,220 --> 01:15:08,860 Keep a good look, John. 1227 01:15:09,620 --> 01:15:10,620 What? 1228 01:15:21,580 --> 01:15:24,260 beautiful girl I ever photographed. 1229 01:15:26,680 --> 01:15:29,240 Tell me what we're doing is wrong so I can enjoy it. 1230 01:15:30,800 --> 01:15:31,800 What? 1231 01:15:32,900 --> 01:15:34,260 Stop saying what? 1232 01:15:35,180 --> 01:15:36,920 Would you hold still? I am. 1233 01:15:38,800 --> 01:15:40,940 Dan, could you not talk for a minute? Sure. 1234 01:15:44,520 --> 01:15:46,580 Would you like me to leave and come back when you're finished? 1235 01:15:54,120 --> 01:15:57,140 Many men lose their erection when they attempt intercourse for the first time 1236 01:15:57,140 --> 01:15:58,079 with a new woman. 1237 01:15:58,080 --> 01:15:59,100 Well, I don't. 1238 01:16:00,580 --> 01:16:03,180 For years I had intercourse with new women only. 1239 01:16:03,980 --> 01:16:07,480 God damn it. 1240 01:16:10,420 --> 01:16:12,880 I would say this isn't working out very well. 1241 01:16:16,120 --> 01:16:20,320 God damn it, Julie. I'm going to lay you if it takes all night. 1242 01:16:20,660 --> 01:16:21,660 No! 1243 01:16:22,640 --> 01:16:24,060 I haven't even started. Please stop. 1244 01:16:24,600 --> 01:16:27,420 Look, I swear to God, this has never happened to me before. 1245 01:16:27,920 --> 01:16:30,860 Damn it, it's not going to happen to me now. 1246 01:16:31,460 --> 01:16:33,760 Cal, don't feel bad. It happens to everyone. 1247 01:16:35,000 --> 01:16:36,000 Not to me. 1248 01:16:36,800 --> 01:16:38,160 This has never happened to me. 1249 01:16:38,480 --> 01:16:39,480 Well, it's happened to me. 1250 01:16:40,400 --> 01:16:44,340 Never happened to me with, if you will forgive the name, Richard, but it 1251 01:16:44,340 --> 01:16:47,760 certainly happened to me with other men. Or rather, it happened to other men with 1252 01:16:47,760 --> 01:16:48,760 me. 1253 01:16:49,020 --> 01:16:50,280 Maybe it's my fault. 1254 01:16:52,110 --> 01:16:53,790 Julie Wallman, give her a try. 1255 01:16:54,210 --> 01:16:55,790 Instant impotence guaranteed. 1256 01:17:12,510 --> 01:17:14,230 Ma, where were you? 1257 01:17:19,510 --> 01:17:20,830 I went to a party. 1258 01:17:21,200 --> 01:17:22,360 Is Daddy better? 1259 01:17:24,160 --> 01:17:25,420 No, he's not. 1260 01:17:26,260 --> 01:17:28,200 But he will be. 1261 01:17:28,720 --> 01:17:33,280 Because, uh... Mommy didn't have a very good time at the party. 1262 01:17:33,800 --> 01:17:37,500 Mom, if Daddy dies, will I still get the allowance? 1263 01:17:38,080 --> 01:17:40,860 Why don't you shut up and let me sleep, you dumbbell? 1264 01:17:41,400 --> 01:17:44,500 He never lets me sleep. I think I'm keeping you up. 1265 01:17:45,480 --> 01:17:46,700 Everybody's keeping you up. 1266 01:17:56,770 --> 01:17:57,650 I told 1267 01:17:57,650 --> 01:18:04,570 her we 1268 01:18:04,570 --> 01:18:08,190 should fly Bobby Klein down from Boston to London, Richard, but she wouldn't 1269 01:18:08,190 --> 01:18:11,590 listen to me. Maybe she'll listen to you. Bobby Klein is a fool. 1270 01:18:12,470 --> 01:18:13,690 Have you seen your broker? 1271 01:18:15,880 --> 01:18:20,700 I'm not being cold or unfeeling, but I think for the boys, we should be 1272 01:18:20,700 --> 01:18:21,700 prepared for the worst. 1273 01:18:21,760 --> 01:18:25,720 The fortunate thing is, it's a good time to convert some of your holdings anyway. 1274 01:18:26,520 --> 01:18:29,820 Now, you have the ATandT I gave you for your wedding. No, we don't. 1275 01:18:30,820 --> 01:18:31,820 You don't? 1276 01:18:32,080 --> 01:18:35,780 No, I'm sorry, Uncle Harold, but we sold the ATandT you gave us years ago. 1277 01:18:36,680 --> 01:18:41,700 You sold the ATandT? I tried to tell them, Howard, but they had no sense of money. 1278 01:18:41,900 --> 01:18:44,100 Why? Why did you sell it? 1279 01:18:46,970 --> 01:18:49,830 Moller and Blyweiser threw a rigid test, so if you want to see him now, it's 1280 01:18:49,830 --> 01:18:51,110 okay. Oh, thank you. Excuse me. 1281 01:18:51,810 --> 01:18:54,310 Why would they sell ATandT? 1282 01:18:54,770 --> 01:18:56,090 I'll never divorce you. 1283 01:18:56,950 --> 01:18:57,950 Never. 1284 01:18:58,150 --> 01:19:00,630 And I'm going to embarrass you all over town. 1285 01:19:01,510 --> 01:19:04,430 I'm going to let everyone know that I posed nude for Cal. 1286 01:19:05,030 --> 01:19:08,210 And they're all going to think I had an affair with him, and I would have to if 1287 01:19:08,210 --> 01:19:09,210 he gave me the chance. 1288 01:19:15,050 --> 01:19:16,050 I just hate you. 1289 01:19:16,150 --> 01:19:17,150 Julie. 1290 01:19:24,470 --> 01:19:26,770 He's coming along. He really is. 1291 01:19:27,390 --> 01:19:29,550 Hold on, honey. He's going to be just fine. 1292 01:19:29,870 --> 01:19:31,070 Will you take me home? 1293 01:19:36,030 --> 01:19:37,030 Feeling better? 1294 01:19:37,150 --> 01:19:38,150 I'm car sick. 1295 01:19:38,610 --> 01:19:41,430 Listen, Julie, if you think you're going to throw up, tell me and I'll pull over. 1296 01:19:41,610 --> 01:19:45,050 I don't mean to sound heartless, but when you're in a white car... Timmy, 1297 01:19:45,050 --> 01:19:48,450 maybe you should let me out. And that way your car will be perfectly safe and 1298 01:19:48,450 --> 01:19:49,530 I can throw up without guilt. 1299 01:19:49,790 --> 01:19:52,410 Don't be an idiot. You better come home with me. Let me take a look at you. 1300 01:19:53,230 --> 01:19:54,510 I'll just throw up in your rug. 1301 01:19:54,810 --> 01:19:56,670 Why do I care? I don't have to drive my rug. 1302 01:20:30,030 --> 01:20:32,410 Marion will not be home until Bonwood Teller closes. 1303 01:20:33,590 --> 01:20:34,770 Now, what'd you have to eat today? 1304 01:20:36,390 --> 01:20:38,150 Nothing. What'd you have for lunch? 1305 01:20:38,370 --> 01:20:39,370 Nothing. 1306 01:20:39,570 --> 01:20:41,570 What's the matter? Weren't you feeling well? Oh, yes. 1307 01:20:42,810 --> 01:20:46,310 Except yesterday, Cal told me that Richard's been having an affair with 1308 01:20:46,310 --> 01:20:47,310 Miranda for a year. 1309 01:20:47,870 --> 01:20:51,490 And then Miranda told me that Richard wanted to marry her, but she couldn't 1310 01:20:51,490 --> 01:20:52,490 make up her mind. 1311 01:20:52,650 --> 01:20:58,190 And then Cal and I had a... Well, we had an awful lot to drink last night. 1312 01:20:58,680 --> 01:21:00,000 So I guess I lost my appetite. 1313 01:21:00,360 --> 01:21:01,420 Julie, listen to me. 1314 01:21:02,120 --> 01:21:06,120 One thing I'm pretty sure of, Richard doesn't want to marry Miranda. 1315 01:21:06,760 --> 01:21:11,100 I mean, Miranda may think Richard wants to marry him because Richard's such an 1316 01:21:11,100 --> 01:21:13,800 incurable romantic. Everything always has to be love. 1317 01:21:15,460 --> 01:21:16,460 What's the matter? 1318 01:21:17,240 --> 01:21:18,320 You mean you knew? 1319 01:21:18,800 --> 01:21:20,220 Well, sure, Richard told me. 1320 01:21:21,440 --> 01:21:24,560 How long have you known? Well, for about a year since it started. You mean you 1321 01:21:24,560 --> 01:21:28,160 knew for a year? Julie. Does everyone know? No, of course not. 1322 01:21:29,610 --> 01:21:30,610 Richard loves you. 1323 01:21:30,890 --> 01:21:32,010 He needs you. 1324 01:21:32,770 --> 01:21:36,310 And that's why he's so careful not to let you find out about the others 1325 01:21:36,310 --> 01:21:39,050 because he doesn't want anything to change. What others? 1326 01:21:40,210 --> 01:21:41,310 Julie. What others? 1327 01:21:41,530 --> 01:21:43,170 No others. Jimmy, you said others. 1328 01:21:43,470 --> 01:21:46,850 I mean, that means others besides Miranda's. What others? I can't talk to 1329 01:21:46,850 --> 01:21:50,650 you. Will you tell me, you bastard? I have to know. What others? Don't scream 1330 01:21:50,650 --> 01:21:53,190 at me and don't tell me what I have to tell you. 1331 01:21:53,630 --> 01:21:57,070 I don't have to tell you a goddamn thing, Richard. It's my friend, my 1332 01:21:57,070 --> 01:22:02,590 patient. My loyalty to him and to a jealous, screaming wife who, after seven 1333 01:22:02,590 --> 01:22:05,730 years, has suddenly discovered that something's gone wrong with her goddamn 1334 01:22:05,730 --> 01:22:06,730 marriage. 1335 01:22:11,830 --> 01:22:12,830 You're right. 1336 01:22:14,870 --> 01:22:17,750 You're right. You're right, Timmy. You're right to be loyal to Richard. 1337 01:22:19,010 --> 01:22:21,330 And I can admire loyalty when I see it. 1338 01:22:26,110 --> 01:22:27,630 Well, I, uh... 1339 01:22:28,390 --> 01:22:30,990 I didn't mean to sound harsh. You were right to say just what you said. 1340 01:22:31,290 --> 01:22:36,350 Well, not necessarily. I mean, in essence, I was perhaps right, but I mean 1341 01:22:36,350 --> 01:22:40,350 in tone. I think my tone was unnecessarily harsh. You've always been 1342 01:22:40,350 --> 01:22:45,150 kind to me. Kind to me and loyal to Richard. Excuse me. I better get that. 1343 01:22:45,690 --> 01:22:46,690 Maybe an emergency. 1344 01:22:48,950 --> 01:22:50,470 Mrs. Reiner calling again. 1345 01:22:51,530 --> 01:22:52,530 8720425. 1346 01:22:52,810 --> 01:22:55,850 That's Mrs. Reiner. She calls every 20 minutes. 1347 01:22:56,510 --> 01:23:00,390 I'm genuinely very fond of you. I'm sure you must realize that. I do. 1348 01:23:00,630 --> 01:23:01,630 Thank you. 1349 01:23:02,670 --> 01:23:04,250 Julie, would you do me a favor? 1350 01:23:04,490 --> 01:23:06,710 Would you bring me the telephone? 1351 01:23:06,970 --> 01:23:08,430 I loathe undershirts. 1352 01:23:08,970 --> 01:23:13,070 But when you perspire the way I do... Would you bring me the telephone that's 1353 01:23:13,070 --> 01:23:16,030 on that end table? Just unplug it and bring it over here. This woman will just 1354 01:23:16,030 --> 01:23:17,410 call endlessly, I'll say. 1355 01:23:28,750 --> 01:23:29,750 Just unplug it. 1356 01:23:35,850 --> 01:23:41,890 Would you just plug it into the other wall over there? Yeah. 1357 01:23:43,550 --> 01:23:45,170 No, not that plug. The other one, dear. Oh. 1358 01:23:45,490 --> 01:23:46,490 That's it. 1359 01:23:48,430 --> 01:23:49,430 Got it. You got it all right? 1360 01:23:49,770 --> 01:23:50,770 Oh, good. 1361 01:23:50,810 --> 01:23:52,430 Oh, you're sure? I don't think it's plugged in, dear. 1362 01:23:53,130 --> 01:23:54,130 Is it? 1363 01:23:54,390 --> 01:23:56,510 It's got to be plugged all the way in. No, I don't have a dial tone. It's got 1364 01:23:56,510 --> 01:23:57,510 to be plugged all the way in. 1365 01:23:57,950 --> 01:23:59,510 Yeah, that's it. Now we got it. 1366 01:23:59,770 --> 01:24:00,770 Okay. 1367 01:24:09,030 --> 01:24:10,330 Hello, Mrs. Reiner, please. 1368 01:24:11,150 --> 01:24:12,170 Dr. Spector calling. 1369 01:24:13,310 --> 01:24:14,930 Hello, Mrs. Reiner. What seems to be the trouble? 1370 01:24:16,510 --> 01:24:17,510 Uh-huh. 1371 01:24:17,970 --> 01:24:18,970 Uh-huh. 1372 01:24:19,870 --> 01:24:21,030 Well, did you take your temperature? 1373 01:24:22,210 --> 01:24:23,870 Uh-huh. How long ago was that? 1374 01:24:24,470 --> 01:24:25,470 98.6? 1375 01:24:26,510 --> 01:24:29,530 Well, that's very encouraging, Mrs. Reiner. 1376 01:24:30,030 --> 01:24:31,030 Yeah. 1377 01:24:31,190 --> 01:24:32,190 Uh-huh. 1378 01:24:32,330 --> 01:24:33,390 When did the pain begin? 1379 01:24:34,990 --> 01:24:36,630 I see. 1380 01:24:37,410 --> 01:24:40,390 Well, you've had that pain for quite some time, Mrs. Reiner, haven't you? 1381 01:24:40,650 --> 01:24:47,290 I see. And has the pain moved down from the right side or to the left? 1382 01:24:48,350 --> 01:24:50,230 Julie, would you do me a favor? 1383 01:24:50,830 --> 01:24:52,890 Excuse me, Mrs. Reiner. 1384 01:24:53,420 --> 01:24:54,460 It was my child, Julie. 1385 01:24:54,740 --> 01:24:57,540 Could you hold on? I just want her to see if her mother's coming. Just a 1386 01:24:57,540 --> 01:25:01,020 minute. Julie, would you do me a favor? Would you hang those trousers over the 1387 01:25:01,020 --> 01:25:02,020 back of the couch? 1388 01:25:02,440 --> 01:25:03,440 Terribly expensive. 1389 01:25:04,120 --> 01:25:05,120 Thank you. 1390 01:25:05,420 --> 01:25:06,420 Hello? 1391 01:25:06,640 --> 01:25:07,639 Hello, hello? 1392 01:25:07,640 --> 01:25:08,640 Yes, Mrs. Reiner. 1393 01:25:08,880 --> 01:25:10,060 You're supposed to be my daughter? 1394 01:25:10,380 --> 01:25:12,980 Mrs. Reiner, could you just hold on just for one minute? 1395 01:25:13,240 --> 01:25:14,240 Thank you, Mrs. Reiner. 1396 01:25:29,160 --> 01:25:30,160 Right there, Mrs. Reiner. 1397 01:25:30,620 --> 01:25:33,040 No. No, I haven't been running. 1398 01:25:33,940 --> 01:25:35,160 No, I just dropped something. 1399 01:25:36,560 --> 01:25:37,560 Yeah. 1400 01:25:37,820 --> 01:25:38,820 Yeah. 1401 01:25:39,360 --> 01:25:40,360 Uh-huh. 1402 01:25:40,580 --> 01:25:47,380 Now you say that the pain has moved from the right side to the 1403 01:25:47,380 --> 01:25:49,960 left, but remained directly in the center of the abdomen? 1404 01:25:51,340 --> 01:25:52,340 Mm-hmm. 1405 01:25:53,100 --> 01:25:54,240 De Bonwitz, Jesus. 1406 01:25:55,140 --> 01:25:59,000 Ah, no, no. No, no, Mrs. Ryan. That's my dog. My dog, Barnwoods. My dog, 1407 01:25:59,080 --> 01:26:00,880 Barnwoods. Just misbehaving. 1408 01:26:01,380 --> 01:26:02,540 Shame, Barnwoods. 1409 01:26:03,280 --> 01:26:05,300 Listen, could you call me? Why don't you call me that? 1410 01:26:05,740 --> 01:26:06,740 Uh-huh. 1411 01:26:07,720 --> 01:26:09,680 I don't think it's appendicitis. 1412 01:26:09,900 --> 01:26:12,580 My advice to you is just fuck a little ice. 1413 01:26:13,440 --> 01:26:14,440 That's right. 1414 01:26:15,400 --> 01:26:16,400 Yes, 1415 01:26:16,780 --> 01:26:18,280 Mrs. Ryan. No, don't eat anything. 1416 01:26:18,980 --> 01:26:21,100 Uh-huh. Call me if your temperature goes up. 1417 01:26:22,220 --> 01:26:23,220 Uh-huh. 1418 01:26:23,720 --> 01:26:24,720 Yes. 1419 01:26:30,570 --> 01:26:31,570 Darling. 1420 01:26:32,770 --> 01:26:34,770 Yes, coffee in the living room, darling. 1421 01:26:35,950 --> 01:26:41,610 It's my maid, darling. She wanted to know where to serve the coffee. 1422 01:26:42,310 --> 01:26:43,310 What? 1423 01:26:44,990 --> 01:26:47,870 Why don't you call me at 10? 1424 01:26:49,150 --> 01:26:50,150 Uh-huh. 1425 01:26:59,980 --> 01:27:01,300 Oh, now, Mrs. Reiner, I have an emergency. 1426 01:27:02,880 --> 01:27:04,420 Oh, God, what did I do? 1427 01:27:04,780 --> 01:27:05,780 Where did I get? On the nose? 1428 01:27:06,220 --> 01:27:07,220 Oh, I'm sorry. 1429 01:27:30,480 --> 01:27:33,600 gastroenteritis and call it a day. You just stick with tea and toast and I'll 1430 01:27:33,600 --> 01:27:36,020 see you at my office at two o'clock on Tuesday. 1431 01:27:36,940 --> 01:27:38,080 Goodbye, Mrs. Renner. 1432 01:27:38,500 --> 01:27:42,560 Need any help, darling? I couldn't decide what to buy, so I just bought 1433 01:27:42,560 --> 01:27:47,000 everything. And then when I decide what I want, I'll take the rest back. 1434 01:27:48,440 --> 01:27:49,440 Well, hello, Julie. 1435 01:27:49,600 --> 01:27:50,600 Hello. 1436 01:27:50,780 --> 01:27:51,780 How's Richard? 1437 01:27:52,140 --> 01:27:53,600 Sick. Yes. 1438 01:27:54,420 --> 01:27:55,580 I mean, is he better? 1439 01:27:56,110 --> 01:27:58,210 He's coming along very nicely, darling. Very nicely. 1440 01:27:58,430 --> 01:28:01,390 Well, now that you're here, I guess I can take Madame Julie home. 1441 01:28:02,510 --> 01:28:03,510 Come on. 1442 01:28:03,630 --> 01:28:04,630 I'll be back soon. 1443 01:29:01,000 --> 01:29:03,180 Monday, September 3rd. 1444 01:29:04,280 --> 01:29:06,840 Three times reg? 1445 01:29:07,580 --> 01:29:09,980 Regular. A.L. 1446 01:29:10,180 --> 01:29:11,600 Audrey Lepo. 1447 01:29:12,460 --> 01:29:16,060 One acne pit. Now an Alona Massey beauty mark. 1448 01:29:17,380 --> 01:29:18,380 Lunch? 1449 01:29:18,960 --> 01:29:20,060 Three times. 1450 01:29:20,540 --> 01:29:22,680 Host? Posterior? 1451 01:29:22,920 --> 01:29:24,480 Three times posterior. 1452 01:29:25,120 --> 01:29:26,420 Jessica Widner. 1453 01:29:26,860 --> 01:29:29,300 Well, I suppose it's better than looking at her nose. 1454 01:29:32,880 --> 01:29:33,880 Only twice with Doria? 1455 01:29:34,820 --> 01:29:36,980 And regular, well. Mondays are slow. 1456 01:29:43,260 --> 01:29:44,820 Marcy Burns Posterior? 1457 01:29:45,740 --> 01:29:48,560 Surely the grown-up way would be to do it face to face. 1458 01:29:50,680 --> 01:29:51,680 Goodness. 1459 01:29:52,100 --> 01:29:54,140 Threw Mary in one at lunch, did you? 1460 01:29:54,840 --> 01:29:57,180 Well, I suppose there was plenty of time while she ordered. 1461 01:30:04,040 --> 01:30:07,140 Three times regular Miranda Graham. 1462 01:30:08,140 --> 01:30:11,780 In between Marcy Burns and Marion Spector. 1463 01:30:13,780 --> 01:30:14,800 Ah, Richard. 1464 01:30:15,100 --> 01:30:17,620 You really screwed us all. 1465 01:30:19,900 --> 01:30:20,900 A.L. 1466 01:30:21,380 --> 01:30:22,380 Audrey Lovell. 1467 01:30:22,560 --> 01:30:25,300 The black spot on the side of the face. That's right, the beauty mark. 1468 01:30:25,620 --> 01:30:29,680 Gee, he really has a fantastic system, hasn't he? Once you catch on, you don't 1469 01:30:29,680 --> 01:30:30,700 even need initials anymore. 1470 01:30:31,740 --> 01:30:32,740 M.B. 1471 01:30:33,130 --> 01:30:34,130 Marcy Byrne. 1472 01:30:34,210 --> 01:30:35,370 That's right, the eyebrows. 1473 01:30:37,390 --> 01:30:44,230 M.S.? My God, Marion 1474 01:30:44,230 --> 01:30:46,810 Spector. Why not? She was there. 1475 01:30:48,190 --> 01:30:49,470 M.G., Miranda. 1476 01:30:49,930 --> 01:30:54,510 Yes. She was right in there with Marion, Audrey, Laurie, Dory, and a host of 1477 01:30:54,510 --> 01:30:57,390 others too numerous to mention. Like her great love. 1478 01:30:58,030 --> 01:30:59,970 The little lady's great love. 1479 01:31:01,900 --> 01:31:05,960 torn between breaking the heart of the sophisticated art director who loved her 1480 01:31:05,960 --> 01:31:10,200 and the simple-minded photographer who wanted her for his wife, Miranda Graham 1481 01:31:10,200 --> 01:31:14,040 ends up as just another piece of ass in New York's most comprehensive guide. 1482 01:31:14,460 --> 01:31:18,380 Look, Friday, April 8th, 5 p.m., three times. 1483 01:31:19,580 --> 01:31:20,580 R-E-G. 1484 01:31:20,740 --> 01:31:22,500 Reg. Regular. 1485 01:31:24,900 --> 01:31:27,320 So that's why you had to have her here today. 1486 01:31:28,470 --> 01:31:31,510 Well, you're really quite a bitch in your own right, aren't you, Julie? 1487 01:31:31,750 --> 01:31:32,990 You know, I thought about that. 1488 01:31:33,590 --> 01:31:35,190 About whether or not I was a bitch. 1489 01:31:35,710 --> 01:31:37,790 And I decided it just doesn't matter. 1490 01:31:39,430 --> 01:31:41,350 See, all my life I've been poor Julie. 1491 01:31:41,570 --> 01:31:45,490 You know, and that gets to be quite a credential after a while. There goes 1492 01:31:45,490 --> 01:31:47,050 poor Julie. Nice girl. 1493 01:31:48,850 --> 01:31:52,210 Well, Miranda had an affair with my husband for a year. At the same time, 1494 01:31:52,210 --> 01:31:55,370 she was having dinner with us regularly and she was living with another man. 1495 01:31:57,230 --> 01:32:01,350 She shared his time with me, she shared his love with me, and I think she ought 1496 01:32:01,350 --> 01:32:02,870 to share his infidelity with me. 1497 01:32:03,670 --> 01:32:07,950 Now, if that disqualifies me as a nice girl, then you just go right ahead and 1498 01:32:07,950 --> 01:32:08,950 think of me as a bitch. 1499 01:32:09,570 --> 01:32:13,210 Jesus, hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. 1500 01:32:20,190 --> 01:32:21,190 You're right. 1501 01:32:22,910 --> 01:32:25,730 I don't want to be a woman whom hell hath no more fury than. 1502 01:32:26,950 --> 01:32:28,130 No, I'm not going to tell her. 1503 01:32:29,850 --> 01:32:31,590 What do you mean? I'm not going to tell her. 1504 01:32:33,050 --> 01:32:36,130 You mean you're going to let her go on thinking she's the great love of 1505 01:32:36,130 --> 01:32:37,130 Richard's life? 1506 01:32:37,270 --> 01:32:38,390 You can't mean that. 1507 01:32:38,630 --> 01:32:39,630 I do. 1508 01:32:41,470 --> 01:32:43,550 Well, God damn it, I'll tell her. 1509 01:32:44,190 --> 01:32:46,010 Look, I'm not going to let her get away with it. 1510 01:32:46,970 --> 01:32:50,250 She's made an ass out of me for a year now. It's about time she found out what 1511 01:32:50,250 --> 01:32:51,910 it feels like. Well, then go ahead, Cal. 1512 01:32:52,690 --> 01:32:53,690 Jesus. 1513 01:32:54,860 --> 01:32:57,740 Seems that hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, all right. 1514 01:32:58,860 --> 01:33:00,140 Especially if she's a man. 1515 01:33:06,520 --> 01:33:07,900 I'd like to say goodbye. 1516 01:33:08,560 --> 01:33:11,120 It's been such a pleasure having so much company. 1517 01:33:11,560 --> 01:33:15,100 Last time my aide was in here, I sat for three weeks alone. 1518 01:33:15,620 --> 01:33:20,000 I'll certainly miss all of you. If I had known he's being released today, I'd 1519 01:33:20,000 --> 01:33:22,900 brought some beer and made a little party. Thank you, but I don't want to 1520 01:33:22,900 --> 01:33:23,900 celebrate yet. 1521 01:33:24,090 --> 01:33:27,190 When you've been Jewish as long as I have, you don't spend the money till you 1522 01:33:27,190 --> 01:33:28,190 got it in your hand. 1523 01:33:28,530 --> 01:33:32,190 I've never thought of that as a particularly Jewish trait, Mrs. Gold. 1524 01:33:33,190 --> 01:33:34,190 I have. 1525 01:33:34,570 --> 01:33:38,170 I've always thought of it as a particularly Jewish trait, and I like 1526 01:33:38,170 --> 01:33:39,170 it. 1527 01:33:39,370 --> 01:33:40,710 But how would we know, Mother? 1528 01:33:41,870 --> 01:33:43,750 We've never been particularly Jewish. 1529 01:33:44,970 --> 01:33:48,710 We've never been particularly anything, except well-groomed. 1530 01:33:49,610 --> 01:33:50,610 Look at the monitor. 1531 01:34:07,090 --> 01:34:08,290 Okay. Got it. 1532 01:34:08,710 --> 01:34:09,790 What do we have there? 1533 01:34:10,510 --> 01:34:14,790 Why did you do this to me? 1534 01:34:15,830 --> 01:34:17,370 I didn't do anything to you, Miranda. 1535 01:34:18,090 --> 01:34:20,270 I told Cal just like you told Cal. 1536 01:34:20,670 --> 01:34:24,850 Cal told you just like he told me. What about the isoprol, Doctor? Run it, Pop. 1537 01:34:25,110 --> 01:34:28,910 Okay. And prepare 10th repeat of calcium gluconate. 1538 01:34:32,490 --> 01:34:33,490 Calcium gluconate. 1539 01:34:33,670 --> 01:34:35,170 No response, Doctor. 1540 01:34:37,000 --> 01:34:38,000 Puping? 1541 01:34:38,100 --> 01:34:39,100 Pupils react. 1542 01:34:42,820 --> 01:34:43,820 Mrs. 1543 01:34:51,160 --> 01:34:53,180 Messenger, you can't come in now. It's an emergency. 1544 01:34:54,400 --> 01:34:55,379 Go on, Michael. 1545 01:34:55,380 --> 01:34:56,680 Charge it to porn in one second. 1546 01:34:57,000 --> 01:34:57,659 All right. 1547 01:34:57,660 --> 01:35:00,460 Everybody off. Three, two, one. 1548 01:35:05,100 --> 01:35:06,260 Okay, let's hook him again. 1549 01:35:11,740 --> 01:35:15,160 Three two one 1550 01:35:15,160 --> 01:35:21,180 Julie hold this 1551 01:35:36,250 --> 01:35:39,010 up and out. Take him to the x-ray room and do a pulmonary angiogram. Okay, 1552 01:35:39,030 --> 01:35:40,030 let's do this faster. 1553 01:35:46,310 --> 01:35:47,390 Are you ready to go? 1554 01:35:47,670 --> 01:35:50,270 Ready on this end. Do you want me to relieve you, doctor? Okay, fine. 1555 01:35:50,510 --> 01:35:51,850 All right, in one, two, three. 1556 01:36:03,430 --> 01:36:06,470 Timmy. Stay here, Julie. You won't be permitted an x-ray. Then what'll it is? 1557 01:36:06,710 --> 01:36:08,750 We don't know yet, Mrs. Messenger. Stay here. 1558 01:36:18,210 --> 01:36:18,570 What 1559 01:36:18,570 --> 01:36:28,390 happened, 1560 01:36:28,550 --> 01:36:29,550 Julie? 1561 01:36:29,790 --> 01:36:30,790 He's dying. 1562 01:36:41,710 --> 01:36:43,690 And there's still a chance, a very good chance. 1563 01:36:45,710 --> 01:36:47,250 Do you want me to go, Julie? 1564 01:36:49,010 --> 01:36:51,830 No, don't go, Ellie. 1565 01:36:54,470 --> 01:36:56,230 I've never seen anyone dying before. 1566 01:36:58,190 --> 01:36:59,370 It's such hard work. 1567 01:37:18,960 --> 01:37:22,700 They say the longer it takes, the better it is. Yes, it's a good sign that it's 1568 01:37:22,700 --> 01:37:23,700 taking this long. 1569 01:37:25,580 --> 01:37:27,940 How long has it been now? 1570 01:37:29,600 --> 01:37:30,600 About an hour. 1571 01:37:41,260 --> 01:37:42,260 Is it over? 1572 01:38:30,410 --> 01:38:31,369 my opinion. 1573 01:38:31,370 --> 01:38:36,790 I think she should sell this place and get a nice little house to start there. 1574 01:38:39,270 --> 01:38:40,270 Where are you going? 1575 01:38:40,530 --> 01:38:41,530 Shall I go with you? 1576 01:38:41,850 --> 01:38:42,850 No, Mother. 1577 01:39:03,880 --> 01:39:10,280 Narrow streams of sunlight, rainbow in my 1578 01:39:10,280 --> 01:39:15,900 ceiling, shining from the traffic 1579 01:39:15,900 --> 01:39:17,520 below. 1580 01:39:22,080 --> 01:39:28,660 Lines across the pavement, crossing one another. 1581 01:39:31,280 --> 01:39:37,440 Then a burst of flowers where sidewalks are broken, 1582 01:39:37,600 --> 01:39:43,980 where nature has quietly spoken. 1583 01:39:47,820 --> 01:39:54,780 Suddenly it's all tomorrow, all of the future showing. 1584 01:39:56,920 --> 01:39:59,560 Suddenly the smallest breeze. 1585 01:40:00,350 --> 01:40:02,970 is taking me where I'm going. 1586 01:40:04,850 --> 01:40:11,710 People walking by me used to call them strangers. 1587 01:40:13,230 --> 01:40:15,570 Suddenly their faces 1588 01:40:31,720 --> 01:40:36,760 it's all tomorrow everything has begun there 1589 01:40:36,760 --> 01:40:43,580 suddenly my every footstep walks me 1590 01:40:43,580 --> 01:40:49,480 into the sun there life is not for waiting 1591 01:40:49,480 --> 01:40:55,540 not for hiding seeking so 1592 01:40:55,540 --> 01:40:57,960 I'm finally peaking 1593 01:41:04,430 --> 01:41:06,310 Nothing to blind me. 1594 01:41:07,570 --> 01:41:13,190 And somehow I let myself find me. 1595 01:41:16,450 --> 01:41:19,090 Suddenly it's all tomorrow. 1596 01:41:19,890 --> 01:41:22,550 All of the future's showing. 1597 01:41:24,230 --> 01:41:29,310 Suddenly the smallest breeze is taking me. 1598 01:41:46,060 --> 01:41:47,060 you