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Never stop rolling.

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CAMERA CHICK: I'll never
stop rolling, mate.

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[FOOTSTEPS]

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[KNOCKING]

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Hi, I'm Katy Cathie
from Channel 42.

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You must be Lisa.

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Thank you so much for making
time for our little interview.

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Hi.

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Come in.

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Let's start with
the undergarments.

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These are madames bloomers.

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And this is my chemise.

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A chemise is an undershirt.

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In runtimes, it was
also your nightgown.

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Then we have the overskirts.

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I use two or three to--

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they are my colors.

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You want yourself a
good pair of shoes.

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Got to protect the
feet on the terrain.

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And gods know when
it's just going

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to piss down on you for a
day, and you're tromping

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through the mud for nine hours.

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Then we have the corset.

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Oh, shoes before the corset,
don't make that mistake.

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This is the madame's
assortment of hair.

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And usually need new hair about
halfway through the season.

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So always have a backup.

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I've been with the
festival 17 years.

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And it's the festival's 20th
year, so figures for both of us.

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[SLURPS]

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I play Madame Ambrosia,
the town madame.

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We push the constructs of
what is sexuality and self.

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You know, give a flirt to
an average husband, joke

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with his wife or his husband
or her wife or their partner.

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Whatever the coupling may be,
make them feel attractive,

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put a pep in their step.

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And then they take
it home and smear it

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all over each other like
warm butter on a hot roll.

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At this point in time, women
were property except whores.

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We could read, we could
write, keeping books and such

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as madams could, anyway.

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And we could own property.

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Isn't that right, my dear?

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I honestly have
anxiety about what

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I'm going to do with my
time during season next year

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when all of this is gone.

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Arielle, the most
powerful mystic

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to ever live, the-- the most
beloved psychic of the fair,

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she predicted a huge
storm in the fair

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would close the
year after she died.

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She just passed
away this spring.

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This is the last year of fair.

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It will be washed away, and
probably all of Overnook

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as well.

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Thank you, John And
good morning, Overnook.

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Or should I say, good morrow?

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I'm Katy Cathie.

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And I am here at My Nook of
the Woods Festival grounds,

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where they are prepping to
open the 20th Annual Overnook

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Renaissance Festival
this weekend.

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And we want you to attend.

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So tune in every
morning this week

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and every weekend during
the four-week festival

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for my new segment Huzzah!

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How are you? highlighting the
actors, musicians, and artisans

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that make this festival festive.

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I'm Katy Cathie.

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And that was your morning
look into Overnook.

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We're out.

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OK.

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So, remember to keep your
cameras rolling at all times

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during this whole escapade.

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If you need to take a break,
put your camera on a tripod

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and point it
towards some action.

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I'll review the footage each
night and export what we need.

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Go, team.

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Testing, testing!

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Jesus, Mary, and Joseph.

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What?

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You can speak normally.

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Martin, just talk normal.

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Lay it on your breast.

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You see how mine's just
laying on my breast.

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And she can hear.

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You can hear me just
fine from my breast.

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I do absolutely.

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She can hear you
from your breast.

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--hear me.

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All right.

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Good job.

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All right.

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I love that a lot.

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OK.

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KATY CATHIE: Perfect.

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OK.

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Now I'm going to step back.

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And then you'll say the segment
name to the camera, Huzzah!

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How are you?

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And then you'll look at me when
you talk to me about yourselves.

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Oh, all right.

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OK.

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Oh, wait, wait, wait.

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Oh, should we maybe be in
the sky chair swingers?

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Oh, yeah!

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Yes.

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Let's do our signature sit.

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Hold on.

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Yes.

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This is how we show everybody
that they can carry 350 pounds.

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No problem.

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Together, we weigh 345.

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It's true.

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So we're only $0.05 away.

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Yes.

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All right.

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All right.

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2, 3, Huzzah!

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How are you?

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I love that.

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Yeah.

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You introduce us my man.

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Yes.

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My sexy man.

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Hello.

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My name is Martin.

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And this is my
beautiful wife, Bonnie.

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We have been selling sky
chair swingers for about--

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15 years.

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15?

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No.

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No, I think 16.

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It's 16.

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You're right.

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16 years.

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We have been selling sky
chair swingers 16 years.

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We're the premier
realtors of Overnook.

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Well, we're the only
realtors in Overnook.

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But that makes us premier.

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That makes us premier.

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It's not a home unless
you get it through Rome.

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You get home from a long
day of real estating,

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and you sit in one
of these comfies,

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and you crack open a
nice honey mead or--

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Oh, we're really right
now into the blackberry.

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Oh, yeah.

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It's so good.

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It's so good.

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It's so good.

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Well, it doesn't burn.

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No.

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It doesn't.

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Mead is like wine, only,
you ferment it from honey.

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Honey.

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Oh, it's made from honey.

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13th Warrior?

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Did you not--

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Did you not see 13th--

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Never.

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Oh.

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That had that Antonio
Banderas in it.

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Oh.

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He was playing Evan or Avon.

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Avon, Ivan,
Oven, I don't know.

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He was playing--

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We named our three-legged
chihuahua after him.

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Oh, we did, Little
Antonio and Banderas.

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Because he's got three
legs like a little tripod.

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He's so cute.

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Oh, yeah.

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He got eaten by a fox.

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I was by the turkey leg booth
and just dragged him behind it.

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I don't like to talk
about that on camera.

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No, I don't either.

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When I first met
my Martin here,

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he looked just like
Antonio Banderas,

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only he had that sexy
King Arthur hairdo.

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And oh, I tell you
what, I was infatuated.

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That is how we met.

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I went to her home
festival Oh, I

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was performing in Shake This,
Speares, that singing troupe.

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The Shakespeare parody troupe.

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(SINGING) Huzzah.

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Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.

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And that was also when
you were break dancing.

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Oh, my gosh, I was so
good at breakdancing.

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Oh, I see

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It was hard on the wool
because we couldn't have

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cardboard because we--
we try to be authentic.

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Absolutely.

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They were just
breakdancing on burlap,

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A burlap.

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But it was amazing.

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The burns were intense.

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But I had the beautiful bone
structure so, many times,

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I had to play all
the-- the woman part.

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Just like Shakespeare.

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And plus these legs, oh,
honey, I was in infatuated.

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KATY CATHIE: Cut!

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Oh!

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Great!

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You two did wonderfully.

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Oh, all right.

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Oh, thank you.

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Oh, thank you for helping us
try to get people to come out

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to the festival this season.

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You OK, darling?

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Yeah.

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We need a big year, for sure.

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KATY CATHIE: Oh, I
heard, to make the money

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to complete the
town's Hydrow dam.

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Or to retire in
Puerto Vallarta.

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Or to finish the town's
Hydrow dam, Martin.

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Yeah.

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Arielle was never wrong.

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We need to make the money
and get out of here.

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I've heard about Arielle.

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She was a psychic that
made a prediction?

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MARTIN: Autodecimation!

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Pay no attention to him.

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Arielle and Mary, her wife,
they were our best friends.

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Best friends.

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We're their daughter
Iris's godparents.

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Godparents.

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He is focusing on the flood
to avoid feeling his feelings.

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I am focusing on the
flood to get us out

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of here before the townsfolk
arrive with pitchforks.

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Oh, well, it's actually-- it's
a little bit hard to just get

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flood insurance down here,
you know, in the crevice.

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And so we may have accidentally
sold all the houses

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without the flood insurance.

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It's autodecimation.

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Martin!

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Now, just talk normally.

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That lapel mic will
catch everything you say.

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OK.

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Thank you, Thank you.

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Check, check, check,
check, check, check, check.

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Yellow leather, red leather.

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KATY CATHIE: Room is fine.

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So the long and short of
it is, Overnook needs a dam.

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We got started on one
but ran out of funds.

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And that's no good.

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The Almanac, it says, expect big
rain like, catastrophic rain.

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Don't overlook Overnook.

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That's our town motto.

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We've got it on everything,
like, this t-shirt, mugs,

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little sweaters for your pugs.

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In fact, we got a
mug around here.

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We'll get you one.

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I'm going to go through
this one more time.

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92% of the year's income comes
from the My Nook of the - Woods

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Festival grounds.

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And the bulk of that is from
the Renaissance Festival.

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That's what the
tourists come down for.

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What?

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What about the Morel Festival?

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Been through this.

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Oh.

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DAN DORIS: Well, I just think
with a little bit of marketing,

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it could take off.

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We grow a good morel.

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Evan, I know we
grow a good morale,

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00:09:23,200 --> 00:09:26,350
probably the best in the
nation, perfect conditions, yes.

267
00:09:26,350 --> 00:09:28,210
But we know how this goes.

268
00:09:28,210 --> 00:09:31,360
The top of the hillers
come down before sunup,

269
00:09:31,360 --> 00:09:34,150
pick away, and leave
before sunrise,

270
00:09:34,150 --> 00:09:35,830
before anything is open.

271
00:09:35,830 --> 00:09:37,390
We might get a gas fill-up.

272
00:09:37,390 --> 00:09:41,080
But there's no commerce
in it, nobody's shopping,

273
00:09:41,080 --> 00:09:43,060
nobody is visiting
the nook and cannery,

274
00:09:43,060 --> 00:09:45,900
nothing that yields any money.

275
00:09:45,900 --> 00:09:47,265
She's right.

276
00:09:47,265 --> 00:09:48,350
OK.

277
00:09:48,350 --> 00:09:48,850
OK.

278
00:09:48,850 --> 00:09:49,755
I'll let it go.

279
00:09:49,755 --> 00:09:56,620
As I was saying, 92% of the
tourism comes from the Ren Fest.

280
00:09:56,620 --> 00:10:00,730
If my calculations are
correct, and they always are,

281
00:10:00,730 --> 00:10:04,180
we only need about 1,200 more
people to attend the festival.

282
00:10:04,180 --> 00:10:07,590
And then we will
hit our damn goal,

283
00:10:07,590 --> 00:10:12,252
or like, our dam goal,
not our damn goal.

284
00:10:12,252 --> 00:10:14,745
1,200.

285
00:10:14,745 --> 00:10:17,360
1,200 people is
Overnook's population.

286
00:10:17,360 --> 00:10:18,720
Bingo.

287
00:10:18,720 --> 00:10:23,560
If we just get the population of
Overnook to attend the festival,

288
00:10:23,560 --> 00:10:26,610
we will have the budget
to finish our dam

289
00:10:26,610 --> 00:10:28,560
before the rainy season.

290
00:10:28,560 --> 00:10:31,830
Thank you for listening.

291
00:10:31,830 --> 00:10:34,955
Now, Mr. Mayor, may I
have a word outside?

292
00:10:46,010 --> 00:10:47,688
You better fix this, Dan.

293
00:10:47,688 --> 00:10:49,230
You think-- you
think that went well?

294
00:10:49,230 --> 00:10:52,890
We need to focus on how
to make this work for real

295
00:10:52,890 --> 00:10:55,860
to clean up your
little Bitcoin mishap.

296
00:10:55,860 --> 00:10:59,610
Carla, we talked about this.

297
00:10:59,610 --> 00:11:03,465
And it's not my fault.
You even agreed.

298
00:11:03,465 --> 00:11:05,320
I didn't agree.

299
00:11:05,320 --> 00:11:07,810
I was wasted at the
casino with you.

300
00:11:07,810 --> 00:11:11,803
And you asked me if I thought
Bitcoin was a good investment.

301
00:11:11,803 --> 00:11:13,470
You didn't tell me
you were spending all

302
00:11:13,470 --> 00:11:15,860
the town's reserves on Bitcoin.

303
00:11:15,860 --> 00:11:19,860
And if it had performed, we
would have had more than enough

304
00:11:19,860 --> 00:11:22,166
for the dam and plus reserves.

305
00:11:22,166 --> 00:11:24,856
You bought high, you moron!

306
00:11:24,856 --> 00:11:27,160
I didn't buy crap.

307
00:11:27,160 --> 00:11:28,880
I bought something
that was performing.

308
00:11:28,880 --> 00:11:31,300
You never buy
high to make money.

309
00:11:31,300 --> 00:11:33,460
You buy low, and it increases.

310
00:11:33,460 --> 00:11:36,725
You bought high, and it crashed.

311
00:11:36,725 --> 00:11:39,576
Look.

312
00:11:39,576 --> 00:11:40,623
What, are you nervous?

313
00:11:40,623 --> 00:11:41,540
What, are you nervous?

314
00:11:41,540 --> 00:11:46,220
I'm-- I am a little bit
nervous because my re-election,

315
00:11:46,220 --> 00:11:46,810
Carla.

316
00:11:46,810 --> 00:11:48,852
Oh, you're nervous about
your re-election, huh?

317
00:11:48,852 --> 00:11:53,090
Well, I could go to jail for the
mishandling of these funds, Dan.

318
00:11:53,090 --> 00:11:55,610
I'm the freaking
town treasurer, Dan.

319
00:11:55,610 --> 00:11:58,070
The money was my responsibility.

320
00:11:58,070 --> 00:12:01,510
And now it's gone, Dan.

321
00:12:01,510 --> 00:12:02,350
Carla.

322
00:12:02,350 --> 00:12:03,350
No, no, no.

323
00:12:03,350 --> 00:12:06,110
I swear, I swear to god,
if I go down for this,

324
00:12:06,110 --> 00:12:09,530
I am dragging you down with me.

325
00:12:09,530 --> 00:12:12,650
I will turn your life to ashes.

326
00:12:12,650 --> 00:12:16,610
I will literally
light you on fire.

327
00:12:16,610 --> 00:12:18,610
Ha, ha.

328
00:12:18,610 --> 00:12:20,090
We have a plan.

329
00:12:20,090 --> 00:12:22,540
We just need to work the plan.

330
00:12:22,540 --> 00:12:23,140
OK?

331
00:12:23,140 --> 00:12:25,730
And everything will
take care of itself.

332
00:12:25,730 --> 00:12:28,070
Keep the media focused
on the festival.

333
00:12:28,070 --> 00:12:29,625
Let's make the festival happen.

334
00:12:29,625 --> 00:12:32,020
Stupid man.

335
00:12:32,020 --> 00:12:33,850
Oh, look at that.

336
00:12:33,850 --> 00:12:35,470
There they are.

337
00:12:35,470 --> 00:12:36,110
Don't worry.

338
00:12:36,110 --> 00:12:37,692
They can't hear us.

339
00:12:37,692 --> 00:12:41,060
I started acting at age
three and have never stopped.

340
00:12:41,060 --> 00:12:43,077
An actor acts, as they say.

341
00:12:43,077 --> 00:12:44,410
I'm here at the theater so much.

342
00:12:44,410 --> 00:12:45,493
I have my own set of keys.

343
00:12:45,493 --> 00:12:48,827
I like to come long before
call time to start my process.

344
00:12:48,827 --> 00:12:50,910
I get ready here every
morning before the festival

345
00:12:50,910 --> 00:12:53,670
as well for the lighting, got
to get prepared for the sun,

346
00:12:53,670 --> 00:12:54,880
by the spotlight there is.

347
00:12:54,880 --> 00:12:58,150
This year, I'm playing Queen
Elizabeth, first of the name,

348
00:12:58,150 --> 00:13:00,658
daughter of Henry VIII,
right, bastard he was.

349
00:13:00,658 --> 00:13:02,700
It's the first year Overnook
Renaissance Festival

350
00:13:02,700 --> 00:13:04,600
is having a queen fair.

351
00:13:04,600 --> 00:13:08,740
I mean, I'm very excited
about that, long overdue.

352
00:13:08,740 --> 00:13:10,630
I've been saying it
to Jack for years now.

353
00:13:10,630 --> 00:13:13,030
But who listens to me, right?

354
00:13:13,030 --> 00:13:15,030
I mean, I am just the
one person in town

355
00:13:15,030 --> 00:13:17,320
with any professional
acting experience.

356
00:13:17,320 --> 00:13:22,680
But there you have it, life
of a powerful woman, always

357
00:13:22,680 --> 00:13:26,940
intimidating others and never
respected for her worth.

358
00:13:26,940 --> 00:13:27,730
All right.

359
00:13:27,730 --> 00:13:28,530
Out.

360
00:13:28,530 --> 00:13:30,310
No one sees the transformation.

361
00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:32,130
You may only see
the transformed.

362
00:13:32,130 --> 00:13:34,720
I will give you your soundbite
outside once metamorphosed.

363
00:13:34,720 --> 00:13:35,340
Huzzah!

364
00:13:35,340 --> 00:13:37,846
and all that.

365
00:13:37,846 --> 00:13:39,010
I don't know.

366
00:13:39,010 --> 00:13:39,910
Wow.

367
00:13:39,910 --> 00:13:41,320
She was a lot.

368
00:13:41,320 --> 00:13:44,522
I heard she did like, a
national commercial that

369
00:13:44,522 --> 00:13:46,230
aired during some
American football game.

370
00:13:46,230 --> 00:13:49,620
And she's been like, a
lot ever since, you know?

371
00:13:49,620 --> 00:13:50,630
I'll find it.

372
00:13:50,630 --> 00:13:52,109
Jesus Christ.

373
00:13:52,109 --> 00:13:55,462
[VEHICLE APPROACHING]

374
00:14:00,731 --> 00:14:05,650
And give me pour-over coffee
next time, I'm gonna kill him.

375
00:14:05,650 --> 00:14:07,980
I went on a really
bad date last night.

376
00:14:07,980 --> 00:14:11,240
FRED If thou would like thy
sound bite for thy morning

377
00:14:11,240 --> 00:14:14,635
segment, ye Queen
is now available.

378
00:14:14,635 --> 00:14:15,635
Hip, hip!

379
00:14:15,635 --> 00:14:16,135
Huzzah!

380
00:14:16,135 --> 00:14:17,018
GUARD: Hip, hip!

381
00:14:17,018 --> 00:14:17,560
FRED: Huzzah!

382
00:14:17,560 --> 00:14:18,406
GUARD: Hip, hip!

383
00:14:18,406 --> 00:14:18,906
Huzzah!

384
00:14:36,376 --> 00:14:40,240
Good morrow, my fair
subjects of Canterbury.

385
00:14:40,240 --> 00:14:44,110
Thou hast most impressed Your
Queen with thy harvest festival.

386
00:14:44,110 --> 00:14:46,350
Word of its majesty
and mirth hath

387
00:14:46,350 --> 00:14:50,710
come to me from far and wide,
so much so that I, Your Queen,

388
00:14:50,710 --> 00:14:53,490
will be in attendance,
awaiting meaningful encounter

389
00:14:53,490 --> 00:14:55,320
with all of you.

390
00:14:55,320 --> 00:14:56,783
Anon, sweet subjects.

391
00:15:00,790 --> 00:15:01,290
Anon.

392
00:15:07,800 --> 00:15:08,530
Huzzah!

393
00:15:08,530 --> 00:15:10,100
How are you?

394
00:15:24,364 --> 00:15:27,630
The Overnook Renaissance
Festival runs the next four

395
00:15:27,630 --> 00:15:30,940
weekends and opens this morning
at 10:00 AM with cannon blowing.

396
00:15:30,940 --> 00:15:32,080
I'm headed that way now.

397
00:15:32,080 --> 00:15:33,160
Hope to see you there.

398
00:15:33,160 --> 00:15:34,090
I'm Katy Cathie.

399
00:15:34,090 --> 00:15:37,123
And that's your morning
look into Overnook.

400
00:15:37,123 --> 00:15:38,880
CAMERA CHICK: And
we're out, mate.

401
00:15:43,137 --> 00:15:44,990
Nice.

402
00:15:44,990 --> 00:15:45,990
I found the commercial.

403
00:15:45,990 --> 00:15:49,170
It didn't just-- it wasn't
just a national commercial,

404
00:15:49,170 --> 00:15:51,390
went viral for a bunch
of different reasons.

405
00:15:51,390 --> 00:15:51,990
Look at it.

406
00:15:51,990 --> 00:15:53,198
Here's the actual commercial.

407
00:15:53,198 --> 00:15:54,290
Wait.

408
00:15:54,290 --> 00:15:56,510
Get this on film.

409
00:15:56,510 --> 00:15:57,785
Can you focus on it?

410
00:15:57,785 --> 00:15:59,245
CAMERA CHICK: Got it.

411
00:15:59,245 --> 00:16:00,610
What is this for?

412
00:16:00,610 --> 00:16:01,855
Oh, wait for it.

413
00:16:01,855 --> 00:16:03,900
You can even put it
on your (RAPPING) anus,

414
00:16:03,900 --> 00:16:06,470
anus, anus, anus,
anus, anus, anus.

415
00:16:06,470 --> 00:16:07,500
Good morning.

416
00:16:07,500 --> 00:16:09,505
I'm Katy Cathie with Channel 42.

417
00:16:09,505 --> 00:16:11,630
Just wanted to see what
you guys have going on here

418
00:16:11,630 --> 00:16:14,490
and see if, maybe, you want to
talk to me about it on camera.

419
00:16:14,490 --> 00:16:15,980
Hi.

420
00:16:15,980 --> 00:16:18,170
I know who you are.

421
00:16:18,170 --> 00:16:20,070
We watch you on the news show.

422
00:16:20,070 --> 00:16:22,310
Oh, we-- we're
doing the food drive

423
00:16:22,310 --> 00:16:24,870
for Verona Hills
Church of Christ.

424
00:16:24,870 --> 00:16:28,610
Who are you talk--
oh, Katy Cathie.

425
00:16:28,610 --> 00:16:30,440
I'm a big fan.

426
00:16:30,440 --> 00:16:34,350
I'm Missy Montegue, youth
leader at Verona Hills.

427
00:16:34,350 --> 00:16:37,060
These are my three sons,
Matthew, Mark, and Luke,

428
00:16:37,060 --> 00:16:38,630
but I had them in reverse order.

429
00:16:38,630 --> 00:16:44,200
[LAUGHS] This is my baby,
Matthew, oh, for now.

430
00:16:44,200 --> 00:16:47,400
I'm pregnant with
little John or Jonah.

431
00:16:47,400 --> 00:16:50,940
We'll find out in
about eight months.

432
00:16:50,940 --> 00:16:51,600
Huzzah!

433
00:16:51,600 --> 00:16:53,640
How are you?

434
00:16:53,640 --> 00:16:56,370
We collect canned goods
from the festival each year

435
00:16:56,370 --> 00:16:58,030
for our homeless food bank.

436
00:16:58,030 --> 00:17:00,395
We really couldn't make it
without the festival drive.

437
00:17:00,395 --> 00:17:03,030
And how many homeless do
you serve here in Overnook?

438
00:17:03,030 --> 00:17:05,850
Five or six a month.

439
00:17:05,850 --> 00:17:08,350
Mainly, it's just farmers
who don't feel like cooking.

440
00:17:08,350 --> 00:17:09,870
But we get that
food, so that when

441
00:17:09,870 --> 00:17:14,935
we do get a homeless population,
we'd feed them up real good.

442
00:17:14,935 --> 00:17:16,805
I've never been
in the festival.

443
00:17:16,805 --> 00:17:18,720
A couple of years
ago, I snuck in.

444
00:17:18,720 --> 00:17:21,840
And I got myself a turkey leg.

445
00:17:21,840 --> 00:17:23,014
Mom never found out.

446
00:17:23,014 --> 00:17:25,330
I'm just here because mom
needs help with the cans.

447
00:17:25,330 --> 00:17:27,217
And because Mark and
Matthew are, well,

448
00:17:27,217 --> 00:17:28,175
a couple of pipsqueaks.

449
00:17:28,175 --> 00:17:29,669
Oh, whatever.

450
00:17:29,669 --> 00:17:34,090
MISSY MONTEGUE: Boys,
come give me a hand.

451
00:17:34,090 --> 00:17:36,470
I mean, I'd like to go in.

452
00:17:36,470 --> 00:17:40,880
Costumes look cool, and the
people seem really happy.

453
00:17:40,880 --> 00:17:42,810
But my mom will kill me.

454
00:17:42,810 --> 00:17:43,895
So--

455
00:17:43,895 --> 00:17:49,470
Pride, greed, lust, envy,
gluttony, wrath and sloth,

456
00:17:49,470 --> 00:17:52,830
not to mention alcohol
and devil worshipping,

457
00:17:52,830 --> 00:17:55,290
that place is a real
Sodom and Gomorrah.

458
00:17:55,290 --> 00:17:58,200
No, no, we don't go
inside the gates.

459
00:17:58,200 --> 00:18:00,840
We stand outside to do
the Lord's good work.

460
00:18:00,840 --> 00:18:03,680
And if I happen to hand a
pamphlet to a person or two

461
00:18:03,680 --> 00:18:05,755
walking by while I do--

462
00:18:05,755 --> 00:18:09,180
LUKE: Mom, can we take beer?

463
00:18:09,180 --> 00:18:10,310
It is a canned good.

464
00:18:10,310 --> 00:18:11,700
Oh, my good gracious.

465
00:18:11,700 --> 00:18:13,340
Why would you even
ask that, Luke?

466
00:18:13,340 --> 00:18:16,520
I know I had failed
God as a mother

467
00:18:16,520 --> 00:18:19,010
if I let any of my
children consort

468
00:18:19,010 --> 00:18:21,767
with those heathenish
pagans behind those gates.

469
00:18:21,767 --> 00:18:22,975
Back to the Lord's good work.

470
00:18:32,130 --> 00:18:33,280
OK.

471
00:18:33,280 --> 00:18:34,390
You fixed it.

472
00:18:34,390 --> 00:18:36,700
Let's go to the morning meeting.

473
00:18:36,700 --> 00:18:37,700
MISSY MONTEGUE: Matthew!

474
00:18:40,830 --> 00:18:43,250
JACK: Good morning,
my lords and ladies.

475
00:18:43,250 --> 00:18:47,150
Welcome to our first morning
meeting of the season.

476
00:18:47,150 --> 00:18:52,070
I expect everybody here by
9:00 AM every festival day.

477
00:18:52,070 --> 00:18:54,820
Now, that means
everybody, including

478
00:18:54,820 --> 00:18:57,050
you, stage show performers.

479
00:18:57,050 --> 00:18:57,560
All right.

480
00:18:57,560 --> 00:19:00,070
You may have noticed some
photographers, press people

481
00:19:00,070 --> 00:19:01,040
around.

482
00:19:01,040 --> 00:19:04,360
They are part of the
mayor's initiative

483
00:19:04,360 --> 00:19:07,600
to increase local participation.

484
00:19:07,600 --> 00:19:10,550
They're going to be with
us for the entire season,

485
00:19:10,550 --> 00:19:12,010
so get used to them.

486
00:19:12,010 --> 00:19:14,660
Now, if you encounter
them out in the street,

487
00:19:14,660 --> 00:19:16,760
it is OK to interact with them.

488
00:19:16,760 --> 00:19:18,850
Just be sure and
stay in character.

489
00:19:18,850 --> 00:19:24,740
At the same time, please do not
do that, is there a magic box,

490
00:19:24,740 --> 00:19:26,840
will it take my soul?

491
00:19:26,840 --> 00:19:30,800
Don't do that, just don't
acknowledge the camera.

492
00:19:30,800 --> 00:19:33,380
If you're backstage,
if you're on a break,

493
00:19:33,380 --> 00:19:34,710
you can drop the accent.

494
00:19:34,710 --> 00:19:35,880
I don't care.

495
00:19:35,880 --> 00:19:36,870
OK.

496
00:19:36,870 --> 00:19:40,980
Let's have lots of
energy, no anachronisms.

497
00:19:40,980 --> 00:19:43,380
That's modern-day
talk, you know?

498
00:19:43,380 --> 00:19:48,450
We want to keep everything
Renaissance specific.

499
00:19:48,450 --> 00:19:49,250
OK?

500
00:19:49,250 --> 00:19:52,700
And let's get out there and
really bring this village

501
00:19:52,700 --> 00:19:54,602
to life!

502
00:19:54,602 --> 00:19:55,160
Huzzah!

503
00:19:55,160 --> 00:19:56,975
Up Huzzah!

504
00:19:56,975 --> 00:19:59,180
Come on over here.

505
00:19:59,180 --> 00:20:05,360
You guys can come in every
morning through the media gate.

506
00:20:05,360 --> 00:20:08,250
You want to keep these
passes on at all times.

507
00:20:08,250 --> 00:20:12,650
That way, they'll
know you're media.

508
00:20:12,650 --> 00:20:16,470
And by the way, those
things are all access.

509
00:20:16,470 --> 00:20:17,910
And they are not replaceable.

510
00:20:17,910 --> 00:20:19,610
So you hang on to those.

511
00:20:19,610 --> 00:20:23,120
Now, be right here at the
mermaid stage every morning

512
00:20:23,120 --> 00:20:24,300
by 9:00 AM.

513
00:20:24,300 --> 00:20:24,860
OK?

514
00:20:24,860 --> 00:20:25,780
Thank you very much.

515
00:20:25,780 --> 00:20:26,280
OK.

516
00:20:26,280 --> 00:20:27,160
We'll see you
out on the ground.

517
00:20:27,160 --> 00:20:27,980
Thank you.

518
00:20:32,480 --> 00:20:34,330
Ha, ha!

519
00:20:34,330 --> 00:20:37,960
'Tis I, Robin Hood, here
to rob you, the rich,

520
00:20:37,960 --> 00:20:39,270
to give to the poor.

521
00:20:39,270 --> 00:20:42,620
Woo, woo, woo, woo!

522
00:20:42,620 --> 00:20:50,050
Oh, Robin of the Hood, 'Tis only
I, Francesca, the milk maiden.

523
00:20:50,050 --> 00:20:52,260
I've got no pence to spare.

524
00:20:52,260 --> 00:20:54,320
LIL JON: Oh, bloody hell!

525
00:20:54,320 --> 00:20:58,160
It is only Francesca,
the milk maiden.

526
00:20:58,160 --> 00:21:00,606
And she hasn't a pence to spare.

527
00:21:00,606 --> 00:21:04,180
Oh, our sincerest
apologies, Francesca.

528
00:21:04,180 --> 00:21:06,950
'Tis the weekend of romance.

529
00:21:06,950 --> 00:21:09,705
And we are to be visited
by the Italian court.

530
00:21:09,705 --> 00:21:13,310
LIL JON: Which is who
we aim to rob, ha, ha!

531
00:21:13,310 --> 00:21:15,310
ROBIN HOOD: I shall rob
them of their belongings

532
00:21:15,310 --> 00:21:17,880
and toss them naked into
the forest for my merry men.

533
00:21:17,880 --> 00:21:24,440
Oh, I like, all the shire,
know this be romance weekend.

534
00:21:24,440 --> 00:21:26,980
Oh, it says so in
your map of Canterbury

535
00:21:26,980 --> 00:21:28,910
that you got from
the ticket maidens

536
00:21:28,910 --> 00:21:31,310
when you got your tickets.

537
00:21:31,310 --> 00:21:32,100
Oh, yes.

538
00:21:32,100 --> 00:21:35,580
It does say this is
the weekend of romance.

539
00:21:35,580 --> 00:21:39,141
Hubba, hubba, Overnook.

540
00:21:39,141 --> 00:21:42,508
[BUGLE CALL]

541
00:21:47,537 --> 00:21:48,900
Hip, hip!

542
00:21:48,900 --> 00:21:49,400
Huzzah!

543
00:21:49,400 --> 00:21:50,565
Hip, hip!

544
00:21:50,565 --> 00:21:51,065
Huzzah!

545
00:21:51,065 --> 00:21:52,270
Hip, hip!

546
00:21:52,270 --> 00:21:53,490
Huzzah!

547
00:21:53,490 --> 00:21:56,170
Good day to my fine subjects.

548
00:21:56,170 --> 00:21:56,670
[BUGLE CALL]

549
00:21:56,670 --> 00:21:59,670
Buongiorno, belissima.

550
00:21:59,670 --> 00:22:03,240
I am Charles V,
Holy Roman Emperor.

551
00:22:03,240 --> 00:22:05,410
I am smitten by your beauty.

552
00:22:05,410 --> 00:22:08,490
And 'tis my one goal, but
to woo your gentle nature

553
00:22:08,490 --> 00:22:10,180
and make you my wife,

554
00:22:10,180 --> 00:22:14,320
Oh, but my Good King, I have
yet to address my subjects

555
00:22:14,320 --> 00:22:16,880
and let the cannon roar to
start our glorious festival.

556
00:22:16,880 --> 00:22:20,170
Then let us begin this
weekend of romance together.

557
00:22:20,170 --> 00:22:22,620
And may all those within
the sound of my voice,

558
00:22:22,620 --> 00:22:24,550
beg open this festival.

559
00:22:24,550 --> 00:22:27,230
3, 2, 1.

560
00:22:27,230 --> 00:22:28,608
Permit the cannon run.

561
00:22:28,608 --> 00:22:29,150
[CANNON SHOT]

562
00:22:29,150 --> 00:22:32,532
And let the festival begin!

563
00:22:32,532 --> 00:22:33,248
Oh, my god.

564
00:22:33,248 --> 00:22:35,040
Did you know that that
was going to happen?

565
00:22:35,040 --> 00:22:37,290
I don't think Genevieve knew
that was going to happen.

566
00:22:37,290 --> 00:22:38,440
She looked so surprised.

567
00:22:38,440 --> 00:22:39,800
Oh, yeah.

568
00:22:39,800 --> 00:22:41,533
Oh, she's going to be so pissed.

569
00:22:41,533 --> 00:22:43,700
I don't know who this
out-of-town actor is that they

570
00:22:43,700 --> 00:22:45,840
brought in to play the suitors.

571
00:22:45,840 --> 00:22:47,105
Oh, but he's in for a treat.

572
00:22:47,105 --> 00:22:49,670
KATY CATHIE: I heard that
none of the regular cast

573
00:22:49,670 --> 00:22:51,420
auditioned for the
different king roles

574
00:22:51,420 --> 00:22:53,253
because no one wants
to work with Genevieve.

575
00:22:53,253 --> 00:22:55,705
Yeah, they brought this
guy in from out of town.

576
00:22:55,705 --> 00:22:57,080
And they're going
to dress him up

577
00:22:57,080 --> 00:23:01,340
every week in some different
king to woo the queen.

578
00:23:01,340 --> 00:23:04,067
He is in for a confounding
four weeks of hell.

579
00:23:04,067 --> 00:23:04,650
Oh, my gosh.

580
00:23:04,650 --> 00:23:08,510
God help him if he even
mentions the commercial.

581
00:23:08,510 --> 00:23:12,830
The commercial was like,
really gross and graphic.

582
00:23:12,830 --> 00:23:15,920
And like, at one point, she
does the whole anus thing.

583
00:23:15,920 --> 00:23:19,610
[LAUGHS] And well, the
internet got hold of that.

584
00:23:19,610 --> 00:23:22,230
And SNL did a skit about it.

585
00:23:22,230 --> 00:23:23,952
And Jimmy Kimmel did
a thing about it.

586
00:23:23,952 --> 00:23:26,160
And I was like, oh, my god,
Genevieve, OK, Genevieve,

587
00:23:26,160 --> 00:23:27,830
any exposure is good exposure.

588
00:23:27,830 --> 00:23:31,010
She did not like that
because everybody

589
00:23:31,010 --> 00:23:33,180
started calling her anus girl.

590
00:23:33,180 --> 00:23:36,480
And she kind of turned
into a recluse after that.

591
00:23:36,480 --> 00:23:38,130
And the jokes played out here.

592
00:23:38,130 --> 00:23:39,570
Nobody talks about it.

593
00:23:39,570 --> 00:23:41,010
Nobody talks about it at all.

594
00:23:41,010 --> 00:23:43,730
But she is anus
girl over the hill.

595
00:23:43,730 --> 00:23:44,230
So--

596
00:23:44,230 --> 00:23:45,210
FRANCESCA: Scram.

597
00:23:45,210 --> 00:23:46,885
She can't take a joke.

598
00:23:46,885 --> 00:23:47,840
Scram!

599
00:23:47,840 --> 00:23:49,160
I'm doing my interview.

600
00:23:49,160 --> 00:23:50,060
LISA: Bye.

601
00:23:53,500 --> 00:23:56,470
You really want
me to say the thing?

602
00:23:56,470 --> 00:23:57,290
KATY CATHIE: Yeah.

603
00:23:57,290 --> 00:23:59,890
I think we may get some footage
of you in your regular life.

604
00:23:59,890 --> 00:24:00,690
Oh.

605
00:24:00,690 --> 00:24:01,245
About?

606
00:24:01,245 --> 00:24:01,680
Oh, sure.

607
00:24:01,680 --> 00:24:02,722
KATY CATHIE: The segment.

608
00:24:02,722 --> 00:24:05,080
We're trying to highlight
your performance in Route 69.

609
00:24:05,080 --> 00:24:08,310
All right then.

610
00:24:08,310 --> 00:24:08,810
Ahem.

611
00:24:11,630 --> 00:24:13,220
Huzzah!

612
00:24:13,220 --> 00:24:15,650
How are you?

613
00:24:15,650 --> 00:24:17,970
I play Francesca, the milkmaid.

614
00:24:17,970 --> 00:24:20,310
I've been here over 20 years.

615
00:24:20,310 --> 00:24:23,340
Real cute character
when you're 25.

616
00:24:23,340 --> 00:24:26,750
But when you turn 45, and
you get a latent diagnosis

617
00:24:26,750 --> 00:24:31,700
of scoliosis, and now you have
the posture of a jumbo shrimp,

618
00:24:31,700 --> 00:24:36,080
like, oops, maybe not the best
long-term physical choice one

619
00:24:36,080 --> 00:24:36,900
could make.

620
00:24:36,900 --> 00:24:39,270
But it's too late now.

621
00:24:39,270 --> 00:24:41,280
I'm a facet.

622
00:24:41,280 --> 00:24:44,430
I have kids that
saw me 20 years ago,

623
00:24:44,430 --> 00:24:49,550
they come back with their kids
just to see the milkmaid now.

624
00:24:49,550 --> 00:24:50,970
I'm a camper.

625
00:24:50,970 --> 00:24:56,070
I bring this bad boy out and
camp all weekend, every weekend.

626
00:24:56,070 --> 00:24:58,440
No, I do not stay
during the week.

627
00:24:58,440 --> 00:25:04,710
I have a family and a J-O-B.
I have a PhD in child psych.

628
00:25:04,710 --> 00:25:06,260
I'm taking a little
break from that

629
00:25:06,260 --> 00:25:10,820
right now until my third
kiddo gets to kindergarten.

630
00:25:10,820 --> 00:25:13,410
Until then, I teach
at her preschool.

631
00:25:13,410 --> 00:25:16,710
My wife and I have a son
and two daughters, so far.

632
00:25:16,710 --> 00:25:21,870
They are my absolute world,
well, them and the festival.

633
00:25:21,870 --> 00:25:25,000
I mean, before them, it
was just the festival.

634
00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:26,570
These are my people.

635
00:25:26,570 --> 00:25:29,920
Debbie, my wife, got me
this Vaga specifically

636
00:25:29,920 --> 00:25:31,700
for the festival season.

637
00:25:31,700 --> 00:25:34,220
Well, it sits in storage
the rest of the year.

638
00:25:34,220 --> 00:25:36,320
I come out here, and I camp.

639
00:25:36,320 --> 00:25:41,500
And I drink by the fire and
slam a clam, bong a dong,

640
00:25:41,500 --> 00:25:43,580
anything goes.

641
00:25:43,580 --> 00:25:47,200
Well, my wife has a two-week
plastic surgeons' conference

642
00:25:47,200 --> 00:25:50,860
in New Orleans once a year,
and same rules apply to her.

643
00:25:50,860 --> 00:25:55,120
Out of courtesy, when we get
home, we sleep in the guest room

644
00:25:55,120 --> 00:25:58,880
until we complete a full round
of acyclovir, doxycycline,

645
00:25:58,880 --> 00:26:02,920
azithromycin, erythromycin,
and amoxicillin, you know, just

646
00:26:02,920 --> 00:26:04,070
to be safe.

647
00:26:04,070 --> 00:26:07,982
[LIVELY MUSIC]

648
00:26:26,564 --> 00:26:27,330
Huzzah!

649
00:26:29,850 --> 00:26:32,020
Good morning, Overnook.

650
00:26:32,020 --> 00:26:35,470
I am live from week two at the
Overnook Renaissance Festival.

651
00:26:35,470 --> 00:26:39,040
And our mateys,
it's pirate weekend!

652
00:26:39,040 --> 00:26:42,090
Now, the festival opened to
record numbers last week.

653
00:26:42,090 --> 00:26:44,370
Plenty of romance ensued,
with King Charles V

654
00:26:44,370 --> 00:26:48,490
attempting to steal the hand of
Queen Elizabeth, to no avail.

655
00:26:48,490 --> 00:26:51,480
Which king will be here
to woo her this weekend?

656
00:26:51,480 --> 00:26:52,990
Come down and find out.

657
00:26:52,990 --> 00:26:56,640
Gates open at 10:00 AM with a $2
discount if you bring a canned

658
00:26:56,640 --> 00:26:57,190
good.

659
00:26:57,190 --> 00:26:58,230
I'm Katy Cathie.

660
00:26:58,230 --> 00:27:02,310
And this was your morning
look into Overnook.

661
00:27:02,310 --> 00:27:03,762
[INDISTINCT]
our sea belle now.

662
00:27:03,762 --> 00:27:05,470
We're going to take
her back to the ship.

663
00:27:05,470 --> 00:27:07,420
You'll be safe the entire time.

664
00:27:07,420 --> 00:27:08,260
You can trust us.

665
00:27:08,260 --> 00:27:08,930
We are pirates.

666
00:27:08,930 --> 00:27:09,910
We claimed her.

667
00:27:09,910 --> 00:27:12,356
She's ours.

668
00:27:12,356 --> 00:27:14,040
Huzzah!

669
00:27:14,040 --> 00:27:16,440
How are you?

670
00:27:16,440 --> 00:27:18,820
I like the title.

671
00:27:18,820 --> 00:27:21,620
Oh, everybody loves
pirate's weekend.

672
00:27:21,620 --> 00:27:23,770
It's a real beer fest.

673
00:27:23,770 --> 00:27:26,120
Well, the pirates and
the Vikings are visiting.

674
00:27:26,120 --> 00:27:28,340
And everybody's really into it.

675
00:27:28,340 --> 00:27:32,260
And the guys dress really sexy
like, they wear this guyliner,

676
00:27:32,260 --> 00:27:35,290
or they're covered
in Viking fur.

677
00:27:35,290 --> 00:27:38,780
The first weekend, everybody's
kind of getting their feet wet.

678
00:27:38,780 --> 00:27:41,080
But by the second
weekend, all the camps

679
00:27:41,080 --> 00:27:42,770
are setting up their bonfires.

680
00:27:42,770 --> 00:27:46,370
I like to cozy up to the pretty
horsey boys and their fires.

681
00:27:46,370 --> 00:27:47,930
Saffy like it.

682
00:27:47,930 --> 00:27:48,762
[LAUGHS]

683
00:27:48,762 --> 00:27:50,595
KATY CATHIE: Pretty horsey boys?

684
00:27:50,595 --> 00:27:52,600
Oh, the jousters.

685
00:27:52,600 --> 00:27:55,310
You have to go see
the high-noon joust.

686
00:27:55,310 --> 00:27:56,930
It's right where
the parade ends.

687
00:27:56,930 --> 00:28:00,000
So if just follow the
parade, you'll end there.

688
00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:00,580
Hi.

689
00:28:00,580 --> 00:28:02,160
Can I just get a
pilsner, please?

690
00:28:02,160 --> 00:28:04,240
Ay, why would you
want to do that when

691
00:28:04,240 --> 00:28:07,590
you could order a fine,
stout piece of pilsner later?

692
00:28:15,275 --> 00:28:16,210
OK.

693
00:28:20,066 --> 00:28:21,870
Huzzah!

694
00:28:21,870 --> 00:28:23,830
For the tipper!

695
00:28:23,830 --> 00:28:26,010
Huzzah!

696
00:28:26,010 --> 00:28:28,530
How are you?

697
00:28:28,530 --> 00:28:30,720
Now, that makes no sense.

698
00:28:30,720 --> 00:28:32,680
Grammatically, it's just wrong.

699
00:28:32,680 --> 00:28:36,090
You can't toss
Renaissance words together

700
00:28:36,090 --> 00:28:40,670
with a modern question, which
you mean to be rhetorical, but--

701
00:28:40,670 --> 00:28:42,120
Shut up, Kyle.

702
00:28:42,120 --> 00:28:43,500
Do the interview.

703
00:28:43,500 --> 00:28:48,160
OK, Francesca, I'll shut
up and do an interview.

704
00:28:48,160 --> 00:28:52,160
By the way, thanks
for the UTI, ass wipe.

705
00:28:52,160 --> 00:28:55,890
Hey, you can't be for
certain that was me.

706
00:28:55,890 --> 00:29:00,540
You're hardly a
"she's fair" maiden.

707
00:29:00,540 --> 00:29:03,580
Also, the parade is that way.

708
00:29:03,580 --> 00:29:07,300
I am definitely doing
the parade this year,

709
00:29:07,300 --> 00:29:10,360
just not today, Kyle.

710
00:29:10,360 --> 00:29:15,250
I am booked with media
because I'm a fan favorite.

711
00:29:15,250 --> 00:29:16,895
Enjoy the Trump, Marlow.

712
00:29:16,895 --> 00:29:18,260
[CHUCKLES] Stop.

713
00:29:21,820 --> 00:29:26,932
I'm out here trying to teach
people something, right?

714
00:29:26,932 --> 00:29:32,480
But all these yokels care
about is drinking and chasing

715
00:29:32,480 --> 00:29:37,540
interpersonal copulation,
the overflow of the bosom

716
00:29:37,540 --> 00:29:41,470
from atop the corset,
the tight backside

717
00:29:41,470 --> 00:29:47,650
of a man in tight drums, body
odor, the smell of incense

718
00:29:47,650 --> 00:29:48,740
in the air.

719
00:29:48,740 --> 00:29:54,052
We all know where that leads,
the beast with two backs.

720
00:29:54,052 --> 00:29:55,415
Hello, Marlow.

721
00:29:55,415 --> 00:29:57,890
Lovely play, Mr. Marlow.

722
00:29:57,890 --> 00:29:59,502
So good.

723
00:29:59,502 --> 00:30:02,720
I'm Shakespeare, not Marlow.

724
00:30:02,720 --> 00:30:05,115
You bloody jolly rogers.

725
00:30:05,115 --> 00:30:08,964
Bloody, jolly rogers.

726
00:30:08,964 --> 00:30:11,890
And anachronistic.

727
00:30:11,890 --> 00:30:14,610
Get some brown shoes,
for god's sake.

728
00:30:14,610 --> 00:30:18,930
But, Shannon, take
off your step counter.

729
00:30:18,930 --> 00:30:20,170
Hey, no plastic.

730
00:30:20,170 --> 00:30:22,810
Put your food in a wooden bowl.

731
00:30:22,810 --> 00:30:25,230
Commit if you're
going to engulf.

732
00:30:25,230 --> 00:30:29,950
Can someone tell me why there
are barbarians walking around?

733
00:30:29,950 --> 00:30:31,980
That's ancient Greece.

734
00:30:31,980 --> 00:30:34,140
But they wouldn't
take five minutes

735
00:30:34,140 --> 00:30:36,160
to look up period accuracy.

736
00:30:36,160 --> 00:30:41,250
You have 400 years, pick one.

737
00:30:41,250 --> 00:30:44,040
Oh, if you'll excuse
me, the parade

738
00:30:44,040 --> 00:30:45,970
is in order of social import.

739
00:30:45,970 --> 00:30:48,840
Whores and actors
are in the back.

740
00:30:48,840 --> 00:30:52,024
I'm coming, I'm coming,
[MURMURING], I'm coming.

741
00:30:52,024 --> 00:30:54,868
[FESTIVE MUSIC]

742
00:30:59,134 --> 00:31:01,480
Anus girl!

743
00:31:01,480 --> 00:31:04,840
[DRUMMING]

744
00:31:07,240 --> 00:31:11,080
[BUGLE CALL]

745
00:31:11,080 --> 00:31:12,340
My Queen.

746
00:31:12,340 --> 00:31:13,655
Not yet.

747
00:31:13,655 --> 00:31:14,155
I'm not.

748
00:31:18,504 --> 00:31:20,492
By the way, don't
listen to that guy.

749
00:31:20,492 --> 00:31:22,325
I thought you were great
in that commercial.

750
00:31:22,325 --> 00:31:25,760
How darest I break character
to my face so blatantly

751
00:31:25,760 --> 00:31:27,060
with thy anachronism?

752
00:31:29,748 --> 00:31:33,080
My Queen!

753
00:31:33,080 --> 00:31:35,140
I am humbled and
honored beyond words

754
00:31:35,140 --> 00:31:36,890
that you would grace
us with your presence

755
00:31:36,890 --> 00:31:38,690
at this high-noon joust.

756
00:31:38,690 --> 00:31:40,130
Good people!

757
00:31:40,130 --> 00:31:41,540
I am Sir Lancelot!

758
00:31:41,540 --> 00:31:46,410
And I ride for Her Majesty,
Elizabeth, first of her name,

759
00:31:46,410 --> 00:31:49,250
Queen of England,
Ireland and France!

760
00:31:49,250 --> 00:31:51,250
And I will not have
her displeased.

761
00:31:51,250 --> 00:31:54,560
[CHEERING]

762
00:31:54,560 --> 00:31:57,350
And who, shall it
be said, will ride

763
00:31:57,350 --> 00:32:01,880
for this King suitor who wishes
to steal our goodly queen away

764
00:32:01,880 --> 00:32:04,700
from us then?

765
00:32:04,700 --> 00:32:07,662
Send in the Dane.

766
00:32:07,662 --> 00:32:11,120
[CHEERING]

767
00:32:21,910 --> 00:32:26,005
We ride in honor of the Queen.

768
00:32:26,005 --> 00:32:28,510
Sir Lancelot, my
heart is enlarged

769
00:32:28,510 --> 00:32:29,630
by this show of fidelity.

770
00:32:29,630 --> 00:32:31,380
But may I beg a boon of you?

771
00:32:31,380 --> 00:32:32,635
Name it, My Queen.

772
00:32:32,635 --> 00:32:36,170
Aldis, the King of the
Danes, sits beside me,

773
00:32:36,170 --> 00:32:38,440
begging of my hand,
fraught in his belief

774
00:32:38,440 --> 00:32:41,510
England to be a delicate
flower that must be protected.

775
00:32:41,510 --> 00:32:45,460
I ask that this be a
joust to the death.

776
00:32:45,460 --> 00:32:48,710
If his Knights win,
I will marry him.

777
00:32:48,710 --> 00:32:53,830
If they do not, he will leave
me be the rest of the day

778
00:32:53,830 --> 00:32:56,650
and be welcomed to enjoy
all the festival's joys

779
00:32:56,650 --> 00:32:58,695
without my accompaniment.

780
00:32:58,695 --> 00:33:07,000
Ha, Your Majesty, we usually
joust at the hour of 3:00 when

781
00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:10,685
there are less children
present and faint of heart.

782
00:33:10,685 --> 00:33:13,540
But you are equipped
to joust the death now.

783
00:33:13,540 --> 00:33:15,302
Are you not?

784
00:33:15,302 --> 00:33:19,520
We are completely set at the
beginning of the day, My Queen.

785
00:33:19,520 --> 00:33:22,732
Then joust the death
now, Sir Lancelot.

786
00:33:22,732 --> 00:33:25,966
As My Queen commands.

787
00:33:25,966 --> 00:33:27,483
What are you doing?

788
00:33:27,483 --> 00:33:29,775
Giving us a break from one
another for the afternoon.

789
00:33:29,775 --> 00:33:31,865
There are like, a
million kids here.

790
00:33:31,865 --> 00:33:35,500
How gory could it actually be?

791
00:33:35,500 --> 00:33:39,000
[SWORDS CLANKING]

792
00:33:41,500 --> 00:33:43,000
Oh, Romeo!

793
00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:43,860
Romeo!

794
00:33:43,860 --> 00:33:45,970
Wherefore art thou, Romeo?

795
00:33:45,970 --> 00:33:48,280
Deny thy father and
refuse thy name.

796
00:33:48,280 --> 00:33:50,800
Or if thou wilt
not, be but sworn,

797
00:33:50,800 --> 00:33:53,105
my love, and I'll no
longer be a Capulet.

798
00:33:53,105 --> 00:33:55,610
That sounded really good.

799
00:33:55,610 --> 00:33:58,140
JULIET: I'm just trying
to make sure I know it.

800
00:33:58,140 --> 00:34:00,035
My Romeo won't
run lines with me.

801
00:34:00,035 --> 00:34:02,430
Well, if you pass me the
book, maybe I could help.

802
00:34:02,430 --> 00:34:03,180
JULIET: Seriously?

803
00:34:03,180 --> 00:34:03,930
Yeah.

804
00:34:03,930 --> 00:34:06,090
That would actually
be so clutch.

805
00:34:06,090 --> 00:34:07,260
Here.

806
00:34:07,260 --> 00:34:08,770
Can we start at your line?

807
00:34:08,770 --> 00:34:09,720
Top of page 67.

808
00:34:09,720 --> 00:34:12,490
Yeah, got it.

809
00:34:12,490 --> 00:34:14,620
OK.

810
00:34:14,620 --> 00:34:16,729
I take thee at thy word.

811
00:34:16,729 --> 00:34:19,820
Call me but love, and
I'll be a new baptized.

812
00:34:19,820 --> 00:34:22,125
Henceforth, I never
will be Romeo.

813
00:34:22,125 --> 00:34:24,820
What man art thou
that thus be screened

814
00:34:24,820 --> 00:34:26,620
and night so stumbles
on my counsel?

815
00:34:26,620 --> 00:34:30,680
By a name, I know not
how to tell thee who I am.

816
00:34:30,680 --> 00:34:34,970
My name, dear saint,
is hateful to my self

817
00:34:34,970 --> 00:34:37,780
because it is an enemy to thee.

818
00:34:37,780 --> 00:34:40,590
Had I written, I
would tear the word.

819
00:34:40,590 --> 00:34:43,749
My ears have yet not drunk a
hundred words of thy tongue's

820
00:34:43,749 --> 00:34:44,709
uttering.

821
00:34:44,709 --> 00:34:46,689
Yet, I know the sound.

822
00:34:46,689 --> 00:34:49,880
Art thou not Romeo
and a Montague?

823
00:34:49,880 --> 00:34:51,950
Neither, fair maid.

824
00:34:51,950 --> 00:34:54,752
It is either thee dislike.

825
00:34:54,752 --> 00:34:56,979
Oh, hey, I gotta go.

826
00:34:56,979 --> 00:34:58,380
Thanks for running
lines with me.

827
00:34:58,380 --> 00:34:59,780
Sure, totally.

828
00:34:59,780 --> 00:35:02,490
Can I get my book back?

829
00:35:02,490 --> 00:35:03,920
Yeah, duh.

830
00:35:03,920 --> 00:35:06,160
Here.

831
00:35:06,160 --> 00:35:06,690
Break a leg.

832
00:35:06,690 --> 00:35:09,220
[LAUGHS]

833
00:35:09,220 --> 00:35:10,760
I play Caliban.

834
00:35:10,760 --> 00:35:13,520
He's a barbarian, super butch.

835
00:35:13,520 --> 00:35:14,720
That's my twist.

836
00:35:14,720 --> 00:35:18,610
The others, they go out and play
the better or prettier or more

837
00:35:18,610 --> 00:35:20,600
virile versions of themselves.

838
00:35:20,600 --> 00:35:22,400
They actually do
quite the opposite.

839
00:35:22,400 --> 00:35:28,310
I kind go for the non-woke
binary butch, dom top approach,

840
00:35:28,310 --> 00:35:29,200
if I may.

841
00:35:29,200 --> 00:35:33,200
See, real life is
nothing like Caliban.

842
00:35:33,200 --> 00:35:35,360
I manage the Bermuda Triangle.

843
00:35:35,360 --> 00:35:39,400
It's the super successful
LGBTQIA  venue.

844
00:35:39,400 --> 00:35:42,860
And girl, let me tell
you, she's a lot.

845
00:35:42,860 --> 00:35:45,290
So every year when the
festival comes along,

846
00:35:45,290 --> 00:35:47,840
I take to good, old
Caliban for a little break.

847
00:35:47,840 --> 00:35:50,690
Now, he isn't
everything to everybody.

848
00:35:50,690 --> 00:35:54,730
You see, Caliban doesn't give
two shits about pronouns, which

849
00:35:54,730 --> 00:35:58,000
is mostly because he's
not really saying much,

850
00:35:58,000 --> 00:35:59,930
and he's never been bullied.

851
00:35:59,930 --> 00:36:02,210
God, I wish a bitch
would with Caliban.

852
00:36:02,210 --> 00:36:04,720
He would eat them alive.

853
00:36:04,720 --> 00:36:05,910
Arielle taught me that.

854
00:36:05,910 --> 00:36:08,195
I know you've been hearing
a lot about Arielle.

855
00:36:08,195 --> 00:36:10,370
That bitch was like,
my second mother.

856
00:36:10,370 --> 00:36:12,930
Yes, she was psychic.

857
00:36:12,930 --> 00:36:15,530
And yes, she said
a big storm was

858
00:36:15,530 --> 00:36:18,930
coming to take away the
festival right after she died.

859
00:36:18,930 --> 00:36:22,610
But she was so much
more than that.

860
00:36:22,610 --> 00:36:27,200
She was like, our muse
for discovering freedom.

861
00:36:27,200 --> 00:36:30,230
She'd always say, you got
to find your crooked lid

862
00:36:30,230 --> 00:36:32,040
to fit your crooked pot.

863
00:36:32,040 --> 00:36:35,070
Her daughter, Iris and
I, we're like soul twins.

864
00:36:35,070 --> 00:36:37,590
We were literally raised
together out there.

865
00:36:37,590 --> 00:36:40,250
Now, unfortunately, Iris
has been missing ever

866
00:36:40,250 --> 00:36:41,550
since her mother passed.

867
00:36:41,550 --> 00:36:45,710
So, Iris, if you see this
segment, please, baby,

868
00:36:45,710 --> 00:36:46,770
come home.

869
00:36:46,770 --> 00:36:47,900
Huzzah!

870
00:36:47,900 --> 00:36:50,713
How are you?

871
00:36:50,713 --> 00:36:52,130
CAMERA CHICK: Give
us another one.

872
00:36:52,130 --> 00:36:53,210
Huzzah!

873
00:36:53,210 --> 00:36:56,000
How are you?

874
00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:56,600
Huzzah!

875
00:36:56,600 --> 00:36:59,322
How are you?

876
00:36:59,322 --> 00:37:01,700
Good morning, Overnook.

877
00:37:01,700 --> 00:37:05,470
What's that I see invading the
Overnook Renaissance Festival?

878
00:37:05,470 --> 00:37:06,756
Be it the Celts?

879
00:37:06,756 --> 00:37:08,410
I, Bonnie Lasstish.

880
00:37:08,410 --> 00:37:10,200
Come on down this
weekend and join us

881
00:37:10,200 --> 00:37:14,620
for some Celtic music ales
and the annual Scottish games.

882
00:37:14,620 --> 00:37:15,630
I'm Katy Cathie.

883
00:37:15,630 --> 00:37:18,125
And that be ye morning
look into Overnook.

884
00:37:22,474 --> 00:37:24,510
PETE: Hey, Genevieve.

885
00:37:24,510 --> 00:37:25,395
Hey.

886
00:37:25,395 --> 00:37:27,400
Good god, who
are you this week?

887
00:37:27,400 --> 00:37:29,940
I mean, could they not have
sent me a Mary Queen of Scots

888
00:37:29,940 --> 00:37:30,970
for Celtic weekend?

889
00:37:30,970 --> 00:37:33,870
God, I can't believe them.

890
00:37:33,870 --> 00:37:37,580
Are you really coming back as
a different king every weekend?

891
00:37:37,580 --> 00:37:40,800
Yeah, that's what
they hired me for.

892
00:37:40,800 --> 00:37:43,540
OK, look, I think we got
off on the wrong foot.

893
00:37:43,540 --> 00:37:44,740
I'm not from here.

894
00:37:44,740 --> 00:37:46,430
And I'm not trying
to step on your toes.

895
00:37:46,430 --> 00:37:47,720
Well, you are.

896
00:37:47,720 --> 00:37:49,440
I auditioned
for this festival,

897
00:37:49,440 --> 00:37:50,800
just like everyone else.

898
00:37:50,800 --> 00:37:52,150
I thought it sounded fun.

899
00:37:52,150 --> 00:37:54,130
I said, any role they
wanted to give me.

900
00:37:54,130 --> 00:37:55,374
And they gave me this.

901
00:37:55,374 --> 00:37:57,166
I just want to have a
good time performing.

902
00:37:57,166 --> 00:38:01,150
Well, I auditioned
for this role.

903
00:38:01,150 --> 00:38:01,650
OK?

904
00:38:01,650 --> 00:38:04,440
I have begged to
play it for years,

905
00:38:04,440 --> 00:38:07,920
a respected, powerful
female monarch, no king.

906
00:38:07,920 --> 00:38:10,920
And then they sneakily
dump you on me.

907
00:38:10,920 --> 00:38:13,020
OK, OK, I get it.

908
00:38:13,020 --> 00:38:15,230
I hear you loud and clear.

909
00:38:15,230 --> 00:38:17,730
I don't care if you're gay.

910
00:38:17,730 --> 00:38:18,840
This is just a role.

911
00:38:18,840 --> 00:38:19,600
We're just acting.

912
00:38:23,235 --> 00:38:25,145
Excuse me.

913
00:38:25,145 --> 00:38:27,950
I just want you to
know we're just acting.

914
00:38:27,950 --> 00:38:29,800
I mean, I totally support you.

915
00:38:29,800 --> 00:38:32,130
And I'm not going to fall
in love with my leading lady

916
00:38:32,130 --> 00:38:33,530
or anything awkward for you.

917
00:38:33,530 --> 00:38:36,120
OK.

918
00:38:36,120 --> 00:38:44,290
Not every powerful woman that
you encounter is a lesbian.

919
00:38:44,290 --> 00:38:46,620
Wait, are you not?

920
00:38:46,620 --> 00:38:49,570
Oh, my God, I totally thought
you were coming out to me.

921
00:38:49,570 --> 00:38:50,903
GENEVIEVE MINOLA: --my distance!

922
00:38:52,930 --> 00:38:53,700
Fuuuudge!

923
00:38:58,590 --> 00:39:01,360
Lovely lady is back.

924
00:39:01,360 --> 00:39:03,875
Can I finally get a
refreshment for me lady?

925
00:39:03,875 --> 00:39:04,750
Yes.

926
00:39:04,750 --> 00:39:06,908
I want to try mead.

927
00:39:06,908 --> 00:39:08,450
In fact, we should
immerse ourselves.

928
00:39:08,450 --> 00:39:10,090
So let's try this stuff.

929
00:39:10,090 --> 00:39:13,110
Free mead for my lady.

930
00:39:13,110 --> 00:39:15,015
Free meads, free meads.

931
00:39:15,015 --> 00:39:16,420
I went--

932
00:39:17,635 --> 00:39:18,495
Oh!

933
00:39:18,495 --> 00:39:19,410
[LAUGHS]

934
00:39:19,410 --> 00:39:21,900
Three meads for
me and my wenches.

935
00:39:21,900 --> 00:39:25,310
Now she's gone in Huzzah!

936
00:39:25,310 --> 00:39:26,900
This is your first taste.

937
00:39:26,900 --> 00:39:28,130
It's on me.

938
00:39:28,130 --> 00:39:30,500
[LAUGHS]

939
00:39:30,500 --> 00:39:31,880
God help us all.

940
00:39:35,254 --> 00:39:37,460
Oh, girls, molasses.

941
00:39:37,460 --> 00:39:40,248
You can't be drinking
mead out of a plastic cup.

942
00:39:40,248 --> 00:39:40,790
Come with me.

943
00:39:40,790 --> 00:39:43,962
You need a wooden tanker.

944
00:39:43,962 --> 00:39:46,640
MARTIN: Saffy, oh, fill us up.

945
00:39:46,640 --> 00:39:47,943
Oh, I had some already in it.

946
00:39:47,943 --> 00:39:48,610
Just top it off.

947
00:39:48,610 --> 00:39:49,850
It's your week, Martin.

948
00:39:49,850 --> 00:39:50,690
It's on me.

949
00:39:50,690 --> 00:39:53,210
Oh, I'll get it
in my crotch pocket.

950
00:39:53,210 --> 00:39:54,110
Oh, watch this.

951
00:39:54,110 --> 00:39:56,570
This turns like, it
starts her whole thing.

952
00:39:56,570 --> 00:39:57,415
Oh, look at that.

953
00:39:57,415 --> 00:39:58,420
Huzzah!

954
00:39:58,420 --> 00:39:59,690
For the tipper!

955
00:39:59,690 --> 00:40:01,660
Oh, shake your jugs.

956
00:40:01,660 --> 00:40:02,830
Shake your jugs.

957
00:40:02,830 --> 00:40:03,330
Huzzah!

958
00:40:05,850 --> 00:40:07,355
Sales have been great.

959
00:40:07,355 --> 00:40:08,740
Oh yeah.

960
00:40:08,740 --> 00:40:10,073
Best we've had in years.

961
00:40:10,073 --> 00:40:11,490
And we've been
asked several times

962
00:40:11,490 --> 00:40:15,440
about that billboard up there.

963
00:40:15,440 --> 00:40:17,190
Oh, it's so good.

964
00:40:17,190 --> 00:40:17,970
Yeah.

965
00:40:17,970 --> 00:40:20,070
We paid to do the
zip line this year

966
00:40:20,070 --> 00:40:22,090
so we could have some
airtime up there.

967
00:40:22,090 --> 00:40:24,280
Oh, and not just there,
also top of the hill.

968
00:40:24,280 --> 00:40:27,030
You know, anything we can do
just to get people down here.

969
00:40:27,030 --> 00:40:28,850
And to save our asses
from the pitchfork.

970
00:40:28,850 --> 00:40:29,705
Martin!

971
00:40:29,705 --> 00:40:30,740
The mead!

972
00:40:30,740 --> 00:40:32,590
Oh, I tell you what.

973
00:40:32,590 --> 00:40:33,590
You just run your mouth.

974
00:40:33,590 --> 00:40:34,340
You have to stop--

975
00:40:34,340 --> 00:40:34,900
I'm sorry.

976
00:40:34,900 --> 00:40:36,150
I just-- you know, I want to--

977
00:40:36,150 --> 00:40:37,020
Oh, golly me.

978
00:40:37,020 --> 00:40:37,940
Get the pole.

979
00:40:37,940 --> 00:40:38,675
Oh, pole.

980
00:40:38,675 --> 00:40:39,550
We got another one.

981
00:40:39,550 --> 00:40:40,510
Oh, pole time.

982
00:40:40,510 --> 00:40:42,370
I'm going to joust you down.

983
00:40:42,370 --> 00:40:43,810
I'm going to joust you down.

984
00:40:43,810 --> 00:40:45,410
All right, all
right, here we go.

985
00:40:45,410 --> 00:40:46,990
Rap, bum, bum, bum.

986
00:40:46,990 --> 00:40:49,090
grab a hold of my shaft.

987
00:40:49,090 --> 00:40:50,290
Oh, there you go.

988
00:40:50,290 --> 00:40:51,610
Grab a hold of that.

989
00:40:51,610 --> 00:40:52,110
OK.

990
00:40:52,110 --> 00:40:52,570
Yes.

991
00:40:52,570 --> 00:40:53,070
Stop that!

992
00:40:53,070 --> 00:40:53,890
Don't fight me.

993
00:40:53,890 --> 00:40:55,090
Stop fighting me.

994
00:40:55,090 --> 00:40:56,230
Stop that, stop that!

995
00:40:56,230 --> 00:40:57,040
OK, here.

996
00:40:57,040 --> 00:40:59,825
I'm just going to drag you
along, just stay with us.

997
00:40:59,825 --> 00:41:02,962
MARY O'MALLEY: Billboards
look good, though, don't they?

998
00:41:02,962 --> 00:41:06,410
Yeah, murderous Mary
O'Malley, you old, salty dog.

999
00:41:06,410 --> 00:41:07,910
I wonder when the
hell you are going

1000
00:41:07,910 --> 00:41:09,500
to come down here and see us.

1001
00:41:09,500 --> 00:41:12,510
I'd haul this leather
ass across the entire fair

1002
00:41:12,510 --> 00:41:14,030
to see this woman.

1003
00:41:14,030 --> 00:41:15,745
LITTLE BOY: I want a treasure.

1004
00:41:15,745 --> 00:41:20,370
Hey, mermaids be liars
and scallywags, all right?

1005
00:41:20,370 --> 00:41:23,720
They have no treasure
for you But I

1006
00:41:23,720 --> 00:41:26,820
do if you deliver a message
from me to those scallywags.

1007
00:41:26,820 --> 00:41:27,950
All right?

1008
00:41:27,950 --> 00:41:32,940
No potion until after
2:00 PM, you scoundrels!

1009
00:41:32,940 --> 00:41:34,900
Yo, what's going on there?

1010
00:41:34,900 --> 00:41:39,590
Oh, just keep sending these
picker nets to chase me down.

1011
00:41:39,590 --> 00:41:41,040
I can't stand kids.

1012
00:41:41,040 --> 00:41:44,750
Those two sit in that
tepid pool of filth,

1013
00:41:44,750 --> 00:41:48,020
getting drunk all
day long, OK, just

1014
00:41:48,020 --> 00:41:50,780
thinking of ways to torment me.

1015
00:41:50,780 --> 00:41:51,590
Human.

1016
00:41:51,590 --> 00:41:52,570
Little children.

1017
00:41:52,570 --> 00:41:53,890
Where are the children?

1018
00:41:53,890 --> 00:41:55,140
Please come here.

1019
00:41:55,140 --> 00:41:57,330
We have a quest for you.

1020
00:41:57,330 --> 00:42:00,840
A nasty pirate named
murderous Mary O'Malley

1021
00:42:00,840 --> 00:42:03,020
has stolen our magical potion.

1022
00:42:03,020 --> 00:42:07,560
We need you to go find
murderess Mary O'Malley

1023
00:42:07,560 --> 00:42:10,265
and have her bring
us our magic potion.

1024
00:42:10,265 --> 00:42:12,580
Now, listen closely,
listen closely.

1025
00:42:12,580 --> 00:42:17,765
Murderous Mary O'Malley,
she has a small, red ball.

1026
00:42:17,765 --> 00:42:18,390
Ball.

1027
00:42:18,390 --> 00:42:18,890
Ball.

1028
00:42:18,890 --> 00:42:19,905
Ball, orb.

1029
00:42:19,905 --> 00:42:23,430
With a magical,
magical liquid potion.

1030
00:42:23,430 --> 00:42:27,815
You go find her and have her
bring the magical potion to us.

1031
00:42:27,815 --> 00:42:28,620
Yes.

1032
00:42:28,620 --> 00:42:35,800
If you come back, then
we will give you big river.

1033
00:42:35,800 --> 00:42:36,300
Go.

1034
00:42:36,300 --> 00:42:36,910
Go.

1035
00:42:36,910 --> 00:42:37,410
Go.

1036
00:42:37,410 --> 00:42:38,220
If you can run.

1037
00:42:38,220 --> 00:42:40,590
MARY O'MALLEY: A slur maid,
that's what I call her,

1038
00:42:40,590 --> 00:42:42,460
a bunch of lushes.

1039
00:42:42,460 --> 00:42:44,890
They would get kicked out
of this cast, you know,

1040
00:42:44,890 --> 00:42:46,960
if they weren't Zach's nieces.

1041
00:42:46,960 --> 00:42:49,030
God damn nepotism.

1042
00:42:49,030 --> 00:42:51,690
I hope they get pinkeye.

1043
00:42:51,690 --> 00:42:52,600
Huzzah!

1044
00:42:52,600 --> 00:42:55,008
And how are you?

1045
00:42:55,008 --> 00:42:56,425
What the hell does
that even mean?

1046
00:42:59,660 --> 00:43:04,410
I sell leather works, you
know, satchels, wristbands,

1047
00:43:04,410 --> 00:43:06,890
mug straps, jewelry.

1048
00:43:06,890 --> 00:43:09,870
I'm the pirate queen
of the festival.

1049
00:43:09,870 --> 00:43:11,433
And this be me booty.

1050
00:43:16,700 --> 00:43:20,100
My wife, Arielle, she
had the stand right here,

1051
00:43:20,100 --> 00:43:22,070
right next to me.

1052
00:43:22,070 --> 00:43:25,040
She did psychic readings.

1053
00:43:25,040 --> 00:43:27,320
She passed this spring.

1054
00:43:27,320 --> 00:43:29,960
I'm sure you all heard.

1055
00:43:29,960 --> 00:43:35,180
Everybody's been coming around
here and paying respects.

1056
00:43:35,180 --> 00:43:40,490
Aneurysm, in her sleep.

1057
00:43:40,490 --> 00:43:41,340
She saw it coming.

1058
00:43:41,340 --> 00:43:43,090
She sure as hell didn't
tell me, you know.

1059
00:43:43,090 --> 00:43:46,107
[LAUGHS]

1060
00:43:50,360 --> 00:43:56,300
I mean, it's-- it's tough, you
know, being back here solo.

1061
00:43:56,300 --> 00:43:59,410
I mean, this is my
first, my first fair

1062
00:43:59,410 --> 00:44:03,130
without her in 20 years.

1063
00:44:03,130 --> 00:44:11,860
You know, i got a lot of
family memories around here.

1064
00:44:11,860 --> 00:44:16,095
I mean, it's the only place that
our kid thought that I was cool,

1065
00:44:16,095 --> 00:44:17,720
mainly because
everyone's afraid of me.

1066
00:44:17,720 --> 00:44:23,440
But, god, she needs to
get her ass back here.

1067
00:44:23,440 --> 00:44:28,720
She used to sing, you know,
in one of the stage shows,

1068
00:44:28,720 --> 00:44:34,430
voice like a lark till she was
old enough to sing in bars.

1069
00:44:34,430 --> 00:44:37,123
And now, you know,
she is a little AWOL.

1070
00:44:40,520 --> 00:44:41,770
I don't mess around, you know?

1071
00:44:41,770 --> 00:44:43,570
She knows.

1072
00:44:43,570 --> 00:44:46,130
This fair washes away.

1073
00:44:46,130 --> 00:44:48,470
I am off the grid.

1074
00:44:48,470 --> 00:44:49,630
All right?

1075
00:44:49,630 --> 00:44:53,160
No address, no
phone, no tracking.

1076
00:44:53,160 --> 00:44:55,130
I'm gone.

1077
00:44:55,130 --> 00:44:57,660
I mean, that might
sound like harsh,

1078
00:44:57,660 --> 00:45:00,030
you know, to people like you.

1079
00:45:00,030 --> 00:45:01,710
But that's all that
she's ever known.

1080
00:45:01,710 --> 00:45:06,690
I mean, we made this plan back
when Arielle had her prediction.

1081
00:45:06,690 --> 00:45:09,850
I mean, shit, Iris was 10?

1082
00:45:12,980 --> 00:45:16,660
I mean, it's her choice
if she chooses me or not.

1083
00:45:23,150 --> 00:45:23,760
All right.

1084
00:45:23,760 --> 00:45:25,260
That's enough of this sad stuff.

1085
00:45:25,260 --> 00:45:26,520
I gave you your interview.

1086
00:45:26,520 --> 00:45:30,050
Now, you go out and drink
some more free mead.

1087
00:45:30,050 --> 00:45:30,870
Quit, bro.

1088
00:45:30,870 --> 00:45:33,922
Go, girl.

1089
00:45:33,922 --> 00:45:36,650
I think I've heard
of this Iris singer.

1090
00:45:36,650 --> 00:45:39,912
Could be a good rabbit
hole for the doc.

1091
00:45:39,912 --> 00:45:41,550
MARY O'MALLEY: Have a seat.

1092
00:45:41,550 --> 00:45:42,410
Take a load off.

1093
00:45:42,410 --> 00:45:43,320
Hello.

1094
00:45:43,320 --> 00:45:45,000
This is The Lesbian.

1095
00:45:45,000 --> 00:45:49,080
It's where the favorites come
to relax, drink a cold one,

1096
00:45:49,080 --> 00:45:50,250
have a smoke.

1097
00:45:50,250 --> 00:45:53,390
Stuff the envelopes,
you know, and talk shit.

1098
00:45:53,390 --> 00:45:54,115
Yeah.

1099
00:45:54,115 --> 00:45:56,550
Arielle and I always like
to take care of our girls,

1100
00:45:56,550 --> 00:45:57,050
you know?

1101
00:45:57,050 --> 00:45:59,240
They're the hardest
ones that work here.

1102
00:45:59,240 --> 00:46:04,450
They walk the entire fare
all day in layers of layers

1103
00:46:04,450 --> 00:46:10,340
of clothes, more, tight-ass
corsets, 5-pound wigs.

1104
00:46:10,340 --> 00:46:13,480
And they're the ones that
have to really give and take

1105
00:46:13,480 --> 00:46:14,600
with the crowd.

1106
00:46:14,600 --> 00:46:18,080
I mean, people think that just
because they're the brothel,

1107
00:46:18,080 --> 00:46:20,730
you know, they can talk
to them any kind of way.

1108
00:46:20,730 --> 00:46:24,390
LISA: My girls are smart
and always on their game.

1109
00:46:24,390 --> 00:46:27,070
MARY O'MALLEY: I love watching
them put mother frackers

1110
00:46:27,070 --> 00:46:27,770
in their place.

1111
00:46:27,770 --> 00:46:31,485
I mean, that's why they
deserve their own space.

1112
00:46:31,485 --> 00:46:33,070
Oh, don't let her fool you.

1113
00:46:33,070 --> 00:46:34,575
She just likes to
look at our tits.

1114
00:46:34,575 --> 00:46:35,590
Oh.

1115
00:46:35,590 --> 00:46:37,245
Hospitality has its perks.

1116
00:46:37,245 --> 00:46:40,960
Heard-- heard from the kid?

1117
00:46:40,960 --> 00:46:42,302
She'll show up.

1118
00:46:42,302 --> 00:46:44,660
This mead is amazing.

1119
00:46:44,660 --> 00:46:45,300
Is it strong?

1120
00:46:45,300 --> 00:46:50,160
LISA: Oh, Mary O'Malley's is the
strongest I've had, close to 20%

1121
00:46:50,160 --> 00:46:51,510
Take your time with that one.

1122
00:46:51,510 --> 00:46:52,790
It sneaks up on you.

1123
00:46:52,790 --> 00:46:55,580
Oh, Wow.

1124
00:46:55,580 --> 00:46:56,310
It's good.

1125
00:46:56,310 --> 00:46:58,540
It's good for you on the
inside, on the outside.

1126
00:46:58,540 --> 00:47:00,660
It feels really good
inside me right now.

1127
00:47:00,660 --> 00:47:01,160
Yeah.

1128
00:47:01,160 --> 00:47:02,993
[CLANCY BROTHERS andamp; TOMMY
MAKEM, "BEER, BEER,

1129
00:47:02,993 --> 00:47:05,390
BEER"] He ought to be an
admiral a sultan or a king

1130
00:47:05,390 --> 00:47:08,820
And to his praises
we should always sing

1131
00:47:08,820 --> 00:47:10,530
Look what he has done for us

1132
00:47:10,530 --> 00:47:12,030
He's filled us up with cheer

1133
00:47:12,030 --> 00:47:13,860
The Lord bless Charlie Mops

1134
00:47:13,860 --> 00:47:17,790
The man who invented beer beer
beer tiddly beer beer beer

1135
00:47:17,790 --> 00:47:19,443
A bushel of malt,
a barrel of hops

1136
00:47:19,443 --> 00:47:20,735
You stir it around with a stick

1137
00:47:20,735 --> 00:47:21,235
Aha

1138
00:47:21,235 --> 00:47:24,330
The kind of lubrication
that makes your engine tick

1139
00:47:24,330 --> 00:47:27,690
40 pints of wallop a day
will drive away the quacks

1140
00:47:27,690 --> 00:47:31,020
It's only 1 and 8 p a
pint and 2 and 6 with tax

1141
00:47:31,020 --> 00:47:31,820
Cheap

1142
00:47:31,820 --> 00:47:35,040
He ought to be an admiral
a sultan or a king

1143
00:47:35,040 --> 00:47:38,310
And to his praises,
we should always sing

1144
00:47:38,310 --> 00:47:40,110
Look what he has done for us

1145
00:47:40,110 --> 00:47:41,640
He's filled us up with cheer

1146
00:47:41,640 --> 00:47:43,440
The Lord bless Charlie Mops

1147
00:47:43,440 --> 00:47:47,400
The man who invented beer beer
beer tiddly beer beer beer

1148
00:47:47,400 --> 00:47:49,190
Clancy's bar, O'Reilly's pub

1149
00:47:49,190 --> 00:47:50,980
Mommy, she spits
when she talks.

1150
00:47:50,980 --> 00:47:51,218
[CLANCY BROTHERS andamp; TOMMY
MAKEM, "BEER, BEER,

1151
00:47:51,218 --> 00:47:51,948
BEER"] One thing
you can be sure of

1152
00:47:51,948 --> 00:47:53,620
It's Charlie's beer they sell

1153
00:47:53,620 --> 00:47:54,200
Thank god

1154
00:47:54,200 --> 00:47:55,760
Come on all you lucky lads

1155
00:47:55,760 --> 00:47:57,100
11:00 she stops

1156
00:47:57,100 --> 00:48:00,500
Five short seconds now
to remember Charlie Mops

1157
00:48:00,500 --> 00:48:04,070
One, two, three, four,
five, good enough

1158
00:48:04,070 --> 00:48:05,690
Hey, I found it.

1159
00:48:05,690 --> 00:48:09,960
Not my not my face, my phone.

1160
00:48:09,960 --> 00:48:12,730
Just thank you.

1161
00:48:12,730 --> 00:48:14,030
I feel it.

1162
00:48:16,718 --> 00:48:23,127
(SINGING) So fill
to me a parting glass.

1163
00:48:25,630 --> 00:48:33,286
Good night and
joy be to you all.

1164
00:48:43,116 --> 00:48:44,630
Genevieve, honey.

1165
00:48:44,630 --> 00:48:45,500
Genevieve.

1166
00:48:45,500 --> 00:48:50,130
Genevieve, whatever,
just a little word

1167
00:48:50,130 --> 00:48:51,730
about your performance.

1168
00:48:51,730 --> 00:48:54,120
You know, we're really
trying to build up

1169
00:48:54,120 --> 00:48:55,540
interest in the festival.

1170
00:48:55,540 --> 00:48:57,520
And nothing sells like romance.

1171
00:48:57,520 --> 00:49:00,940
So I'm going to need you to
be a little bit less rigid,

1172
00:49:00,940 --> 00:49:04,660
soften the edges of
performance just a little bit,

1173
00:49:04,660 --> 00:49:07,020
smile at your
suitor occasionally.

1174
00:49:07,020 --> 00:49:09,730
A kiss on the cheek
wouldn't hurt.

1175
00:49:09,730 --> 00:49:11,345
The crowd would love that.

1176
00:49:11,345 --> 00:49:12,180
PETE: OK.

1177
00:49:12,180 --> 00:49:12,700
I'm sorry.

1178
00:49:12,700 --> 00:49:13,560
Jack.

1179
00:49:13,560 --> 00:49:14,650
Sorry.

1180
00:49:14,650 --> 00:49:18,480
Do you not know anything about
Queen Elizabeth, the woman who

1181
00:49:18,480 --> 00:49:21,150
devoted her entire life
to England, refusing

1182
00:49:21,150 --> 00:49:24,780
to take a king in order to
preserve English autonomy?

1183
00:49:24,780 --> 00:49:27,420
Genevieve is playing
it perfectly.

1184
00:49:27,420 --> 00:49:31,800
And with all due respect,
Jack, if you wanted romance,

1185
00:49:31,800 --> 00:49:34,260
maybe you shouldn't have
settled on a season featuring

1186
00:49:34,260 --> 00:49:35,800
the Virgin Queen.

1187
00:49:35,800 --> 00:49:38,110
JACK: Well, you can still smile.

1188
00:49:38,110 --> 00:49:41,920
I mean, you can keep your
hymen intact and still smile,

1189
00:49:41,920 --> 00:49:42,455
can't you?

1190
00:49:46,945 --> 00:49:49,460
Well, can you?

1191
00:49:49,460 --> 00:49:53,284
[LAUGHS]

1192
00:49:53,284 --> 00:49:54,960
Thank you, Pete.

1193
00:49:54,960 --> 00:49:57,275
No problem.

1194
00:49:57,275 --> 00:50:00,752
I was a virgin
really late in life.

1195
00:50:00,752 --> 00:50:03,928
PETE: Cool.

1196
00:50:03,928 --> 00:50:07,888
Go steady, boys?

1197
00:50:07,888 --> 00:50:09,816
[CANNON SHOT]

1198
00:50:09,816 --> 00:50:10,915
What was that?

1199
00:50:10,915 --> 00:50:12,530
The cannon, milady.

1200
00:50:12,530 --> 00:50:14,520
The fair is closing,
and the day is done.

1201
00:50:17,660 --> 00:50:18,570
What?

1202
00:50:18,570 --> 00:50:19,695
What happened to your face?

1203
00:50:19,695 --> 00:50:21,350
Isn't it sexy?

1204
00:50:21,350 --> 00:50:23,680
It's called a Monroe piercing.

1205
00:50:23,680 --> 00:50:25,430
I'm Marilyn Monroe now.

1206
00:50:25,430 --> 00:50:27,790
Boop, boop, you know?

1207
00:50:27,790 --> 00:50:32,300
I had mead and met fairies,
and I rode on a dragon.

1208
00:50:32,300 --> 00:50:34,400
And Boomey is with the mermaids.

1209
00:50:34,400 --> 00:50:38,250
And I was singing with
murderous Mary O'Malley.

1210
00:50:38,250 --> 00:50:39,620
Oh, God.

1211
00:50:39,620 --> 00:50:42,430
I knew murderous Mary
had her hand in this.

1212
00:50:42,430 --> 00:50:45,280
She's just been waiting
for you to interview her.

1213
00:50:45,280 --> 00:50:45,780
OK.

1214
00:50:45,780 --> 00:50:47,120
You need some food.

1215
00:50:47,120 --> 00:50:47,620
Come on.

1216
00:50:47,620 --> 00:50:49,730
But everything's closing.

1217
00:50:49,730 --> 00:50:53,290
Come on back to the
rest area with me.

1218
00:50:53,290 --> 00:50:57,370
We got a bonfire
and a big potluck.

1219
00:50:57,370 --> 00:50:58,530
It'll be fun.

1220
00:50:58,530 --> 00:51:00,910
Well, you want to know about
the festival, don't you?

1221
00:51:00,910 --> 00:51:01,500
Yeah.

1222
00:51:01,500 --> 00:51:03,860
Come and see how
the sausage is made.

1223
00:51:03,860 --> 00:51:04,955
I could eat.

1224
00:51:08,370 --> 00:51:09,460
OK.

1225
00:51:09,460 --> 00:51:13,200
Get all the handheld and take
a camera with you everywhere

1226
00:51:13,200 --> 00:51:13,930
you go.

1227
00:51:13,930 --> 00:51:15,923
Never stop rolling, OK?

1228
00:51:15,923 --> 00:51:17,590
If you need a break,
put it on a tripod.

1229
00:51:17,590 --> 00:51:19,892
Get everything we can.

1230
00:51:19,892 --> 00:51:22,470
Hey, camera chick, get this.

1231
00:51:22,470 --> 00:51:23,915
Is this Ambrosia's truck?

1232
00:51:23,915 --> 00:51:25,670
No, it's mine.

1233
00:51:25,670 --> 00:51:29,380
Oh, what's with the plates?

1234
00:51:29,380 --> 00:51:33,120
It says, good horse, because
this is the trusty steed that

1235
00:51:33,120 --> 00:51:35,820
has the honor of delivering the
queen to the fair every morning.

1236
00:51:35,820 --> 00:51:38,840
That says, goddamn horse.

1237
00:51:38,840 --> 00:51:40,252
[LAUGHS]

1238
00:51:40,252 --> 00:51:41,787
No, it does not.

1239
00:51:41,787 --> 00:51:42,620
It doesn't say that.

1240
00:51:42,620 --> 00:51:43,580
It says good horse.

1241
00:51:43,580 --> 00:51:44,750
Get your mind out of
the gutter, Francesca.

1242
00:51:44,750 --> 00:51:46,600
Well, you've
been driving around

1243
00:51:46,600 --> 00:51:49,840
in a truck with plates that
say, goddamn horse on it.

1244
00:51:49,840 --> 00:51:51,140
No, it does not.

1245
00:51:51,140 --> 00:51:52,440
It does not say that.

1246
00:51:52,440 --> 00:51:54,182
Oh, this is too good.

1247
00:51:54,182 --> 00:51:54,890
This is too good.

1248
00:51:54,890 --> 00:51:56,200
It's your [INDISTINCT] hors

1249
00:51:56,200 --> 00:51:59,410
Biggest brute I know, running
around with plates that say,

1250
00:51:59,410 --> 00:52:00,310
goddamn horse.

1251
00:52:00,310 --> 00:52:02,410
No, it doesn't say that!

1252
00:52:02,410 --> 00:52:03,140
Up yours.

1253
00:52:03,140 --> 00:52:03,880
Francesca.

1254
00:52:03,880 --> 00:52:05,560
Up yours, man.

1255
00:52:05,560 --> 00:52:06,830
It doesn't say that.

1256
00:52:06,830 --> 00:52:08,814
[LAUGHS]

1257
00:52:08,814 --> 00:52:12,491
What did I miss?

1258
00:52:12,491 --> 00:52:14,200
Love you, mother.

1259
00:52:14,200 --> 00:52:16,292
I love you too, kid.

1260
00:52:16,292 --> 00:52:17,330
Hey.

1261
00:52:17,330 --> 00:52:19,302
You two ever take a break?

1262
00:52:19,302 --> 00:52:21,010
CAMERA CHICK: Actually,
I'm sitting in it

1263
00:52:21,010 --> 00:52:22,820
on a tripod to go potty.

1264
00:52:22,820 --> 00:52:26,055
Fran said she'd watch
it so no one stole it.

1265
00:52:26,055 --> 00:52:29,310
That don't really add up,
but fly free, little birdies.

1266
00:52:32,370 --> 00:52:34,330
Hoo!

1267
00:52:34,330 --> 00:52:35,480
How are you holding up?

1268
00:52:35,480 --> 00:52:36,960
Hmm?

1269
00:52:36,960 --> 00:52:37,460
All right.

1270
00:52:37,460 --> 00:52:38,630
I mean, good to be back.

1271
00:52:38,630 --> 00:52:40,405
I need the distraction.

1272
00:52:40,405 --> 00:52:43,530
It's good to see you.

1273
00:52:43,530 --> 00:52:46,210
Oh, this is from
Debbie and the kids.

1274
00:52:46,210 --> 00:52:47,705
Hmm, lots of love.

1275
00:52:50,370 --> 00:52:51,920
Anything from Iris?

1276
00:52:55,790 --> 00:52:59,170
You know, Caliban doesn't
even know where she's at,

1277
00:52:59,170 --> 00:52:59,920
can't find her.

1278
00:52:59,920 --> 00:53:02,760
And he's not making shit up
and covering for each other

1279
00:53:02,760 --> 00:53:04,630
like he used to do.

1280
00:53:04,630 --> 00:53:08,700
I mean, I'm worried.

1281
00:53:08,700 --> 00:53:11,550
Arielle used to be the one that
always, you know, mended things

1282
00:53:11,550 --> 00:53:14,970
with between the two of us.

1283
00:53:14,970 --> 00:53:16,410
She always says that--

1284
00:53:16,410 --> 00:53:20,068
said that the two of
us are so much alike.

1285
00:53:20,068 --> 00:53:22,110
But I think the only thing
that we have in common

1286
00:53:22,110 --> 00:53:24,250
is that we both put Iris first.

1287
00:53:24,250 --> 00:53:27,990
I'm sure she misses you.

1288
00:53:27,990 --> 00:53:30,185
She just doesn't know
how to come home.

1289
00:53:34,200 --> 00:53:34,700
Come here.

1290
00:53:38,640 --> 00:53:41,390
She'll find it.

1291
00:53:41,390 --> 00:53:43,520
All right, all right.

1292
00:53:43,520 --> 00:53:45,516
Would you rather--

1293
00:53:45,516 --> 00:53:46,260
Oh, boy.

1294
00:53:46,260 --> 00:53:46,950
Here we go.

1295
00:53:46,950 --> 00:53:52,070
--have your internal dialogue
be voiced by Rosie Perez,

1296
00:53:52,070 --> 00:53:57,295
or only be able to make sound
through an inhale, like this?

1297
00:53:57,295 --> 00:53:58,620
Oh, yes.

1298
00:53:58,620 --> 00:53:59,880
Sounds like smoking, huh?

1299
00:53:59,880 --> 00:54:01,790
[LAUGHS]

1300
00:54:01,790 --> 00:54:03,090
OK, OK, OK.

1301
00:54:03,090 --> 00:54:09,710
Would you rather bob for a
pickle in a swan pond or tongue

1302
00:54:09,710 --> 00:54:13,102
punch Caliban's fart box.

1303
00:54:13,102 --> 00:54:18,050
I'd rather tongue punch
Caliban's fart box and not

1304
00:54:18,050 --> 00:54:19,507
tongue punch Caliban's fart box.

1305
00:54:19,507 --> 00:54:20,340
MARIO: That's right.

1306
00:54:20,340 --> 00:54:21,175
Now we're talking.

1307
00:54:21,175 --> 00:54:24,950
LISA: OK, I got one, I got one.

1308
00:54:24,950 --> 00:54:28,370
Would you rather shoot your
mouth full of novocaine

1309
00:54:28,370 --> 00:54:32,780
and eat a steak, or
eat a powdered donut

1310
00:54:32,780 --> 00:54:37,365
with a human poopy mustache?

1311
00:54:37,365 --> 00:54:38,350
No.

1312
00:54:38,350 --> 00:54:38,880
OK.

1313
00:54:38,880 --> 00:54:40,120
No, that's a good one.

1314
00:54:40,120 --> 00:54:42,538
That's a good one
because on one hand--

1315
00:54:42,538 --> 00:54:44,080
so you know the
inside of your mouth,

1316
00:54:44,080 --> 00:54:45,900
like your tongue and
your cheek, it all

1317
00:54:45,900 --> 00:54:48,460
has the same consistency
as like, a raw steak.

1318
00:54:48,460 --> 00:54:51,150
So you could literally be
chewing and swallowing yourself

1319
00:54:51,150 --> 00:54:52,640
and not know.

1320
00:54:52,640 --> 00:54:53,620
But I don't know.

1321
00:54:53,620 --> 00:54:55,380
On the other hand, it
is impossible to eat

1322
00:54:55,380 --> 00:54:57,172
a powdered donut without
licking your lips,

1323
00:54:57,172 --> 00:54:59,900
so you are guaranteed
to lick shit.

1324
00:54:59,900 --> 00:55:02,675
MARY O'MALLEY: Ladies and
gentlemen, the King of the fair.

1325
00:55:02,675 --> 00:55:05,210
[CHEERING]

1326
00:55:06,120 --> 00:55:08,080
So nice for you to
join us down here.

1327
00:55:08,080 --> 00:55:10,812
And where's your pet dragon?

1328
00:55:10,812 --> 00:55:11,980
I don't know.

1329
00:55:11,980 --> 00:55:14,675
I was kind of hoping
to see her here.

1330
00:55:14,675 --> 00:55:16,522
Here?

1331
00:55:16,522 --> 00:55:19,680
I feel like we got
off on the wrong foot.

1332
00:55:19,680 --> 00:55:22,500
I screwed up, and I
didn't respect her place

1333
00:55:22,500 --> 00:55:23,650
when we first got here.

1334
00:55:23,650 --> 00:55:26,460
And it's just sucked ever since.

1335
00:55:26,460 --> 00:55:27,910
I kind of made it better today.

1336
00:55:27,910 --> 00:55:29,590
But then, I don't know.

1337
00:55:29,590 --> 00:55:31,340
By the end of the day,
the scab fell off,

1338
00:55:31,340 --> 00:55:32,465
and it's back to Suckville.

1339
00:55:32,465 --> 00:55:32,990
Yeah.

1340
00:55:32,990 --> 00:55:33,490
Yeah.

1341
00:55:33,490 --> 00:55:34,720
FRANCESCA: She's a tough one.

1342
00:55:34,720 --> 00:55:36,530
I mean, that's why you're here.

1343
00:55:36,530 --> 00:55:38,238
Nobody who knows her
would work with her.

1344
00:55:38,238 --> 00:55:40,238
MARY O'MALLEY: You can
even put it on your anus.

1345
00:55:40,238 --> 00:55:41,005
[LAUGHS]

1346
00:55:41,005 --> 00:55:44,180
FRED: All right, that's
a little too far.

1347
00:55:44,180 --> 00:55:47,930
Hey, guys, this is the
Queen you're talking about.

1348
00:55:47,930 --> 00:55:49,920
That says, good horse, Frannie.

1349
00:55:49,920 --> 00:55:50,855
OK?

1350
00:55:50,855 --> 00:55:53,250
FRANCESCA: You're a
good boy there, Pete.

1351
00:55:53,250 --> 00:55:55,920
And she's honestly just--
she could be the worst.

1352
00:55:55,920 --> 00:56:00,225
You know, I wouldn't bang
her with O'Malley's dick.

1353
00:56:00,225 --> 00:56:00,970
Dick?

1354
00:56:00,970 --> 00:56:01,470
Come on.

1355
00:56:01,470 --> 00:56:02,310
Why don't you use your own?

1356
00:56:02,310 --> 00:56:04,110
We all know what
drawer you keep it in.

1357
00:56:04,110 --> 00:56:06,726
[LAUGHS]

1358
00:56:06,726 --> 00:56:08,890
I definitely use it.

1359
00:56:08,890 --> 00:56:12,455
[CHATTER]

1360
00:56:12,455 --> 00:56:15,560
What's with this crazy
storm they're calling for?

1361
00:56:15,560 --> 00:56:18,230
The 1,000-year storm.

1362
00:56:18,230 --> 00:56:22,115
Arielle predicted it would hit
next summer, right before fair.

1363
00:56:22,115 --> 00:56:24,090
And do you all believe this?

1364
00:56:24,090 --> 00:56:25,570
Like, it's for sure happening.

1365
00:56:25,570 --> 00:56:27,890
Oh, it's for sure happening.

1366
00:56:27,890 --> 00:56:29,730
Arielle was never wrong.

1367
00:56:29,730 --> 00:56:32,170
I mean, and she
predicted some wild shit.

1368
00:56:32,170 --> 00:56:33,420
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1369
00:56:33,420 --> 00:56:35,130
Hey, like, you
guys remember when

1370
00:56:35,130 --> 00:56:37,920
she predicted that that
balloon was going to get loose

1371
00:56:37,920 --> 00:56:40,290
over Colorado and
that we were all

1372
00:56:40,290 --> 00:56:42,320
going to think a little
boy was trapped inside?

1373
00:56:42,320 --> 00:56:42,820
Yes.

1374
00:56:42,820 --> 00:56:45,210
And they were going
to get the FAA involved

1375
00:56:45,210 --> 00:56:47,020
to get it down safely?

1376
00:56:47,020 --> 00:56:49,230
But then they found
out that the dad

1377
00:56:49,230 --> 00:56:51,160
had the boy at home all along.

1378
00:56:51,160 --> 00:56:53,120
And it was a big
publicity stunt.

1379
00:56:53,120 --> 00:56:53,870
Yeah.

1380
00:56:53,870 --> 00:56:56,270
She predicted that.

1381
00:56:56,270 --> 00:56:58,740
LISA: She predicted
that Back to the Future

1382
00:56:58,740 --> 00:57:01,290
would predict the
Trump presidency.

1383
00:57:01,290 --> 00:57:04,530
She also predicted that
if Francesca didn't finish

1384
00:57:04,530 --> 00:57:06,910
the whole parade the
year after she died,

1385
00:57:06,910 --> 00:57:11,910
she would get a flesh-eating
bacteria or brain parasite that

1386
00:57:11,910 --> 00:57:13,960
would kill her libido.

1387
00:57:13,960 --> 00:57:18,840
FRANCESCA: She did not say that.

1388
00:57:18,840 --> 00:57:22,260
But I am finishing the
whole parade this year.

1389
00:57:22,260 --> 00:57:23,040
What?

1390
00:57:23,040 --> 00:57:23,610
What?

1391
00:57:23,610 --> 00:57:29,045
Oh, I have been
training all year.

1392
00:57:29,045 --> 00:57:30,720
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah,

1393
00:57:30,720 --> 00:57:32,460
Practicing like that, I have.

1394
00:57:32,460 --> 00:57:34,582
[LAUGHING]

1395
00:57:34,582 --> 00:57:35,300
OK.

1396
00:57:35,300 --> 00:57:38,550
I mean, she knew that
Pluto wasn't a real planet.

1397
00:57:38,550 --> 00:57:43,790
She knew about cronuts
and about shake weights,

1398
00:57:43,790 --> 00:57:46,350
and oh, the Sharknado movies.

1399
00:57:46,350 --> 00:57:50,060
I mean, OK, she would have
these really specific visions

1400
00:57:50,060 --> 00:57:51,960
of things before
they ever existed.

1401
00:57:51,960 --> 00:57:54,900
I mean, I'm talking
years before.

1402
00:57:54,900 --> 00:57:57,020
And she told us
about this storm,

1403
00:57:57,020 --> 00:58:00,080
that the coming water would
rush in from the uplands,

1404
00:58:00,080 --> 00:58:04,670
and Overnook would wash away
for good unless we do something

1405
00:58:04,670 --> 00:58:05,670
to stop it.

1406
00:58:05,670 --> 00:58:09,930
And, you know, we all thought
that she would live longer,

1407
00:58:09,930 --> 00:58:11,790
so none of us worried about it.

1408
00:58:11,790 --> 00:58:15,920
But now we know, our
time here is short.

1409
00:58:16,320 --> 00:58:17,950
We need a full Hydrow dam.

1410
00:58:17,950 --> 00:58:19,835
That little dike ain't
going to save us.

1411
00:58:19,835 --> 00:58:21,515
Well, I try my best.

1412
00:58:21,515 --> 00:58:23,738
[LAUGHTER]

1413
00:58:23,738 --> 00:58:26,960
PETE: So what's--
what's the game plan?

1414
00:58:26,960 --> 00:58:29,700
LISA: Well, the fair
makes enough money

1415
00:58:29,700 --> 00:58:32,850
to build onto the dike
to make the Hydrow dam.

1416
00:58:32,850 --> 00:58:35,910
I mean, we seem busier,
but I don't know,

1417
00:58:35,910 --> 00:58:38,180
I guess anything's possible.

1418
00:58:38,180 --> 00:58:41,420
But in the back of my mind, I
feel like this is our last year

1419
00:58:41,420 --> 00:58:44,182
here together, everyone.

1420
00:58:44,182 --> 00:58:47,250
PETE: Well, if time
is of the essence,

1421
00:58:47,250 --> 00:58:50,460
I'm going to do my rounds
and go see the Sherwood fire.

1422
00:58:50,460 --> 00:58:51,595
So, see you guys.

1423
00:58:51,595 --> 00:58:52,650
Oh, yes.

1424
00:58:52,650 --> 00:58:56,190
Go find your evil queen
before it starts the storm.

1425
00:58:56,190 --> 00:58:58,720
You know, when she
gets wet, she melts.

1426
00:58:58,720 --> 00:59:00,976
[LAUGHING]

1427
00:59:00,976 --> 00:59:04,020
Hey, OK!

1428
00:59:04,020 --> 00:59:06,450
I don't want to talk
about the Queen.

1429
00:59:06,450 --> 00:59:07,020
All right?

1430
00:59:07,020 --> 00:59:10,520
Guys, she's not that bad.

1431
00:59:10,520 --> 00:59:12,210
I think you guys
have her all wrong.

1432
00:59:12,210 --> 00:59:13,860
Now, deep down,
she's a pussycat.

1433
00:59:13,860 --> 00:59:14,665
I'm sure of it.

1434
00:59:14,665 --> 00:59:18,050
Well, good luck
finding your pussy cat.

1435
00:59:18,050 --> 00:59:19,130
[LAUGHS]

1436
00:59:19,130 --> 00:59:21,180
Like the mighty panther.

1437
00:59:21,180 --> 00:59:23,790
[LAUGHS]

1438
00:59:23,790 --> 00:59:27,069
Pursued by pussycat.

1439
00:59:27,069 --> 00:59:31,013
[MUSIC PLAYING]

1440
00:59:42,845 --> 00:59:44,365
Hey, Richard.

1441
00:59:44,365 --> 00:59:46,280
Hey, Dick.

1442
00:59:46,280 --> 00:59:47,665
Yeah, Annika?

1443
00:59:47,665 --> 00:59:50,362
The good time.

1444
00:59:50,362 --> 00:59:51,410
Want to get hot?

1445
00:59:51,410 --> 00:59:52,260
Yeah!

1446
00:59:52,260 --> 00:59:55,410
[CHEERING]

1447
01:00:03,420 --> 01:00:09,272
[CHEERING]

1448
01:00:20,404 --> 01:00:21,525
All right, all right.

1449
01:00:21,525 --> 01:00:23,025
We got a brand new
one just for you.

1450
01:00:23,025 --> 01:00:25,870
[CHEERING]

1451
01:00:25,870 --> 01:00:28,845
[MUSIC PLAYING]

1452
01:00:31,220 --> 01:00:34,230
I thought myself a rover

1453
01:00:34,230 --> 01:00:37,460
I wandered land and sea

1454
01:00:37,460 --> 01:00:43,970
But then I met a kind old
man and his odd family

1455
01:00:43,970 --> 01:00:46,320
Though he had no reason

1456
01:00:46,320 --> 01:00:49,790
He showed kindness unto me

1457
01:00:49,790 --> 01:00:52,920
He bid me, sit and talk a while

1458
01:00:52,920 --> 01:00:56,030
And here's what he said to me

1459
01:00:56,030 --> 01:00:58,680
You don't have to wander

1460
01:00:58,680 --> 01:01:02,180
You don't have to be alone

1461
01:01:02,180 --> 01:01:04,860
There's room at our table

1462
01:01:04,860 --> 01:01:08,600
Come and make yourself at home

1463
01:01:08,600 --> 01:01:11,330
Seems like you've been searching

1464
01:01:11,330 --> 01:01:14,600
Searching for so long

1465
01:01:14,600 --> 01:01:19,263
Could be all you're searching
for is a place where you belong.

1466
01:01:23,870 --> 01:01:25,050
Hey, bitch.

1467
01:01:25,050 --> 01:01:25,695
Hey, bitch.

1468
01:01:33,201 --> 01:01:35,780
Huzzah!

1469
01:01:35,780 --> 01:01:37,690
And how are you?

1470
01:01:37,690 --> 01:01:39,420
Oh, my god.

1471
01:01:39,420 --> 01:01:41,180
Hmm.

1472
01:01:41,180 --> 01:01:42,480
Are you OK?

1473
01:01:42,480 --> 01:01:45,200
Yeah, I think so.

1474
01:01:45,200 --> 01:01:46,740
How did I get in here?

1475
01:01:46,740 --> 01:01:49,640
Who do I need to apologize to?

1476
01:01:49,640 --> 01:01:52,820
Oh, my god, where's my crew?

1477
01:01:52,820 --> 01:01:55,770
Why is my camera there?

1478
01:01:55,770 --> 01:01:59,790
You said that to put it up
on sticks and catch any action.

1479
01:01:59,790 --> 01:02:01,230
Well, I reviewed the footage.

1480
01:02:01,230 --> 01:02:03,620
There was no action.

1481
01:02:03,620 --> 01:02:08,430
You started to fade, so
I set you up in here.

1482
01:02:08,430 --> 01:02:10,020
Did we--

1483
01:02:10,020 --> 01:02:13,010
Alone, no, alone.

1484
01:02:13,010 --> 01:02:15,180
I had other places to be.

1485
01:02:15,180 --> 01:02:17,120
Trust me.

1486
01:02:17,120 --> 01:02:22,030
All right, you need-- you
need some coffee and a shower.

1487
01:02:22,030 --> 01:02:26,070
Oh, my god, I have
to film this morning.

1488
01:02:26,070 --> 01:02:27,400
I can't wear this.

1489
01:02:27,400 --> 01:02:28,510
I wore this last night.

1490
01:02:28,510 --> 01:02:29,570
I don't have time
to get clothes.

1491
01:02:29,570 --> 01:02:30,160
All right.

1492
01:02:30,160 --> 01:02:30,910
Got you covered.

1493
01:02:30,910 --> 01:02:31,630
Got you covered.

1494
01:02:31,630 --> 01:02:36,120
You wash that shit off your face
and-- and grab a coconut water.

1495
01:02:36,120 --> 01:02:38,690
And I'll take care
of your clothes.

1496
01:02:38,690 --> 01:02:40,180
CAMERA CHICK: Good day, mate.

1497
01:02:40,180 --> 01:02:41,540
How are you?

1498
01:02:41,540 --> 01:02:43,035
What happened to you?

1499
01:02:43,035 --> 01:02:44,495
Have you seen yourself?

1500
01:02:44,495 --> 01:02:46,450
Francesca hooked me up.

1501
01:02:46,450 --> 01:02:47,380
Thank God.

1502
01:02:47,380 --> 01:02:49,350
I think I look kind of hot.

1503
01:02:49,350 --> 01:02:51,140
Did you all keep
rolling all night?

1504
01:02:51,140 --> 01:02:53,225
CAMERA CHICK: I got
some sweet ass footage.

1505
01:02:53,225 --> 01:02:53,730
Great.

1506
01:02:53,730 --> 01:02:55,560
I got some good stuff too.

1507
01:02:55,560 --> 01:02:56,990
I really like these people.

1508
01:02:56,990 --> 01:02:57,570
Same.

1509
01:02:57,570 --> 01:02:58,445
CAMERA CHICK: Me too.

1510
01:02:58,445 --> 01:02:59,955
Where are they
with their goal?

1511
01:02:59,955 --> 01:03:02,140
Well, I hacked
local government.

1512
01:03:02,140 --> 01:03:05,610
They're at about
76.37%, which would

1513
01:03:05,610 --> 01:03:08,986
be higher had the mayor not
decided to play Bitcoin bingo.

1514
01:03:08,986 --> 01:03:12,320
And where is that daft
prick for all of this,

1515
01:03:12,320 --> 01:03:13,445
not supporting these folks?

1516
01:03:13,445 --> 01:03:15,990
I never thought filming
a secret documentary

1517
01:03:15,990 --> 01:03:17,730
about the Overnook
Renaissance Festival

1518
01:03:17,730 --> 01:03:18,875
was going to feel so dirty.

1519
01:03:18,875 --> 01:03:22,540
I mean, it would be
better if they failed.

1520
01:03:22,540 --> 01:03:24,890
But I really don't want them to.

1521
01:03:24,890 --> 01:03:26,390
CAMERA CHICK: But
it's good, though.

1522
01:03:26,390 --> 01:03:27,760
OK, OK.

1523
01:03:27,760 --> 01:03:28,565
Back on track.

1524
01:03:28,565 --> 01:03:29,630
Let's play some games.

1525
01:03:29,630 --> 01:03:31,730
Games.

1526
01:03:31,730 --> 01:03:37,800
Archery, ax throw,
knife throw, star throw.

1527
01:03:37,800 --> 01:03:38,460
Huzzah!

1528
01:03:38,460 --> 01:03:39,750
How are you?

1529
01:03:39,750 --> 01:03:40,780
I'm Potter.

1530
01:03:40,780 --> 01:03:46,170
I've been running the games
here at festivals since Y2K.

1531
01:03:46,170 --> 01:03:47,400
I love it.

1532
01:03:47,400 --> 01:03:52,025
Well, you know, it's mostly kids
and young dudes walking up all

1533
01:03:52,025 --> 01:03:53,400
stud like, thinking
they're going

1534
01:03:53,400 --> 01:03:55,740
to make a bull's eye
on their first try

1535
01:03:55,740 --> 01:03:58,565
or stick ever throwing
star they throw.

1536
01:03:58,565 --> 01:04:03,240
And they don't get that it takes
skill or got to have a trick.

1537
01:04:03,240 --> 01:04:05,280
But if they're
playing, I just let

1538
01:04:05,280 --> 01:04:07,530
them play and have a good time.

1539
01:04:07,530 --> 01:04:11,910
But then if I see one
that's down on themselves

1540
01:04:11,910 --> 01:04:14,190
because they can't
land it, well, that's

1541
01:04:14,190 --> 01:04:18,510
when I step in all quiet
like, and not draw attention,

1542
01:04:18,510 --> 01:04:20,470
and show him a trick.

1543
01:04:20,470 --> 01:04:23,910
And then when the kiddo lands
it, I let out a big Huzzah!

1544
01:04:23,910 --> 01:04:27,720
and whoop and holler and
make a big deal out of it.

1545
01:04:27,720 --> 01:04:29,730
Well, they leave with
their shoulders back

1546
01:04:29,730 --> 01:04:33,810
and their chest all puffed
out, all proud of themselves.

1547
01:04:33,810 --> 01:04:37,080
It just makes my day
when I can give somebody

1548
01:04:37,080 --> 01:04:40,410
a feeling that makes them
feel proud of themselves.

1549
01:04:40,410 --> 01:04:42,100
I just love it.

1550
01:04:42,100 --> 01:04:43,220
Yeah.

1551
01:04:43,220 --> 01:04:45,330
LITTLE JON: I never
get tired of it.

1552
01:04:45,330 --> 01:04:47,020
Oh, Mary Ann.

1553
01:04:47,020 --> 01:04:47,520
Hit him.

1554
01:04:47,520 --> 01:04:49,042
What?

1555
01:04:49,042 --> 01:04:51,397
[SPLASHING]

1556
01:04:51,397 --> 01:04:52,455
Again?

1557
01:04:52,455 --> 01:04:54,360
Come on.

1558
01:04:54,360 --> 01:04:56,462
Have you-- no, no, no.

1559
01:04:56,462 --> 01:04:58,350
Huzzah!

1560
01:04:58,350 --> 01:04:59,440
How are you?

1561
01:04:59,440 --> 01:05:00,170
How's it going?

1562
01:05:00,170 --> 01:05:02,220
We've been doing the
Robin Hood swill porn

1563
01:05:02,220 --> 01:05:03,615
show for four years.

1564
01:05:03,615 --> 01:05:05,107
This is the fourth year.

1565
01:05:05,107 --> 01:05:06,190
This is the fourth year.

1566
01:05:06,190 --> 01:05:07,320
Yes, yes, yes,
yes, yes, because

1567
01:05:07,320 --> 01:05:08,610
we've been together
for two years.

1568
01:05:08,610 --> 01:05:09,940
And we were broken up for one.

1569
01:05:09,940 --> 01:05:11,560
Yes, we were
together for three.

1570
01:05:11,560 --> 01:05:11,730
Three?

1571
01:05:11,730 --> 01:05:12,600
Yeah. yeah, three.

1572
01:05:12,600 --> 01:05:13,240
Has it been three years?

1573
01:05:13,240 --> 01:05:14,040
It's been three years.

1574
01:05:14,040 --> 01:05:15,040
It's been three years.

1575
01:05:15,040 --> 01:05:16,970
It's been three years.

1576
01:05:16,970 --> 01:05:18,200
This is the third year.

1577
01:05:18,200 --> 01:05:19,250
It has been three.

1578
01:05:19,250 --> 01:05:19,750
Yes.

1579
01:05:19,750 --> 01:05:22,880
Because-- because Katy Cathie
was in her second year over

1580
01:05:22,880 --> 01:05:24,160
at Channel 42.

1581
01:05:24,160 --> 01:05:26,090
Yes, that's when she
was in her super suits

1582
01:05:26,090 --> 01:05:27,120
and her bob cuts.

1583
01:05:27,120 --> 01:05:30,235
Oh, my gosh, a little
boss bitch with a bitch bob

1584
01:05:30,235 --> 01:05:31,110
Yes.

1585
01:05:31,110 --> 01:05:32,210
Oh, yes.

1586
01:05:32,210 --> 01:05:32,960
That was clever.

1587
01:05:32,960 --> 01:05:35,502
Just wondering, do you think
she'd let me dress her at all,

1588
01:05:35,502 --> 01:05:36,723
I don't know, ever?

1589
01:05:36,723 --> 01:05:37,640
CAMERA CHICK: Ask her.

1590
01:05:37,640 --> 01:05:38,140
Just ask.

1591
01:05:38,140 --> 01:05:38,900
CAMERA CHICK: Yeah, do it.

1592
01:05:38,900 --> 01:05:39,960
She's a good kisser.

1593
01:05:39,960 --> 01:05:40,730
So it's just--

1594
01:05:40,730 --> 01:05:41,683
CAMERA CHICK: What?

1595
01:05:41,683 --> 01:05:42,600
I'll tell you later.

1596
01:05:42,600 --> 01:05:42,935
I'll tell you later.

1597
01:05:42,935 --> 01:05:43,940
--a Katy Cathie fan.

1598
01:05:43,940 --> 01:05:44,440
So--

1599
01:05:44,440 --> 01:05:45,760
Duh, how are you?

1600
01:05:45,760 --> 01:05:46,450
Indeed.

1601
01:05:46,450 --> 01:05:48,450
GENEVIEVE MINOLA: Did
that hurt when you got it?

1602
01:05:48,450 --> 01:05:51,150
I don't actually
remember getting it.

1603
01:05:51,150 --> 01:05:53,110
When did you
get all tarted up?

1604
01:05:53,110 --> 01:05:55,380
Oh, it started this morning.

1605
01:05:55,380 --> 01:05:56,005
Long story.

1606
01:05:56,005 --> 01:05:58,670
Well, someone
found the bonfires.

1607
01:05:58,670 --> 01:05:59,730
This is my trailer.

1608
01:05:59,730 --> 01:06:01,563
Just-- just let me touch
up before we shoot.

1609
01:06:10,910 --> 01:06:13,032
What's this?

1610
01:06:13,032 --> 01:06:14,365
Read it out loud.

1611
01:06:18,001 --> 01:06:22,030
My queen, dandelions
enrich and treat

1612
01:06:22,030 --> 01:06:23,660
the soil that they inhabit.

1613
01:06:23,660 --> 01:06:25,780
They create balance
and an environment

1614
01:06:25,780 --> 01:06:27,560
in which all can thrive.

1615
01:06:27,560 --> 01:06:29,570
If one attempts to
uproot a dandelion,

1616
01:06:29,570 --> 01:06:32,380
the dandelion will come back
with double the strength.

1617
01:06:32,380 --> 01:06:33,950
They are sweet to the taste.

1618
01:06:33,950 --> 01:06:35,600
They have healing powers.

1619
01:06:35,600 --> 01:06:37,570
They are wishes yet to be made.

1620
01:06:37,570 --> 01:06:39,340
They are misunderstood.

1621
01:06:39,340 --> 01:06:42,100
They are underappreciated.

1622
01:06:42,100 --> 01:06:49,310
You, Genevieve, are a dandelion,
devoted, hardworking, beautiful,

1623
01:06:49,310 --> 01:06:54,462
strong, sweet, and infinitely
more than people realize.

1624
01:06:54,462 --> 01:06:55,920
Affectionately,
your humble suitor.

1625
01:06:59,513 --> 01:07:01,810
Hmm.

1626
01:07:01,810 --> 01:07:03,420
Isn't that silly?

1627
01:07:03,420 --> 01:07:05,295
Quite the method actor
he's turned out to be.

1628
01:07:08,320 --> 01:07:10,670
It is sweet, though, isn't it?

1629
01:07:10,670 --> 01:07:13,390
Very.

1630
01:07:13,390 --> 01:07:15,410
CARLA: Hey, you.

1631
01:07:15,410 --> 01:07:16,730
We had an agreement.

1632
01:07:16,730 --> 01:07:19,040
We said, you could set up
here and collect your food,

1633
01:07:19,040 --> 01:07:20,520
and we would honor
your discount.

1634
01:07:20,520 --> 01:07:22,840
But the church stays
silent in this partnership.

1635
01:07:22,840 --> 01:07:26,270
Listen, it is my duty
as a Christian woman

1636
01:07:26,270 --> 01:07:29,570
to save their souls and
the souls of their children

1637
01:07:29,570 --> 01:07:31,830
that they're giving up to
this hedonistic behavior.

1638
01:07:31,830 --> 01:07:33,060
I will not stay silent.

1639
01:07:33,060 --> 01:07:34,420
This is child abuse.

1640
01:07:34,420 --> 01:07:35,490
Child abuse?

1641
01:07:35,490 --> 01:07:35,990
Yes.

1642
01:07:35,990 --> 01:07:36,900
You know what?

1643
01:07:36,900 --> 01:07:38,210
My children grew up here.

1644
01:07:38,210 --> 01:07:41,570
And they are two of the most
well-balanced, wonderful people

1645
01:07:41,570 --> 01:07:42,540
because of this place.

1646
01:07:42,540 --> 01:07:44,270
My daughter, she's
playing Juliet this year.

1647
01:07:44,270 --> 01:07:46,160
And she'll probably get
a college scholarship

1648
01:07:46,160 --> 01:07:46,620
because of it.

1649
01:07:46,620 --> 01:07:49,078
Oh, probably to one of those
queer liberal arts colleges,

1650
01:07:49,078 --> 01:07:51,595
because this place has all
the breeding grounds for that.

1651
01:07:51,595 --> 01:07:52,970
Well, it'll
certainly serve her

1652
01:07:52,970 --> 01:07:55,762
better than barn raising or
competitive cousin humping

1653
01:07:55,762 --> 01:07:56,720
or whatever you do up--

1654
01:07:56,720 --> 01:07:57,245
No, want you out of here!

1655
01:07:57,245 --> 01:07:57,912
You know what?

1656
01:07:57,912 --> 01:07:58,790
Get her out of here.

1657
01:07:58,790 --> 01:07:59,290
Now!

1658
01:07:59,290 --> 01:08:00,560
CARLA: Keep her away from me.

1659
01:08:00,560 --> 01:08:04,085
Keep her away from me.

1660
01:08:04,085 --> 01:08:05,820
My Queen.

1661
01:08:05,820 --> 01:08:09,530
You know, trespassing in my
trailer is a class B misdemeanor

1662
01:08:09,530 --> 01:08:13,527
with a $2,000 fine and
up to 180 days in jail.

1663
01:08:13,527 --> 01:08:15,860
It's a good thing your stage
manager likes small batch

1664
01:08:15,860 --> 01:08:16,360
whiskey.

1665
01:08:22,248 --> 01:08:25,629
Are you, brave people
who stand before me,

1666
01:08:25,629 --> 01:08:27,589
prepared for your knighthood?

1667
01:08:27,589 --> 01:08:30,981
Just like we
practiced, Your Majesty,

1668
01:08:30,981 --> 01:08:33,666
Aye, Your Majesty.

1669
01:08:33,666 --> 01:08:36,910
Then I ask you to
take a knee and prepare

1670
01:08:36,910 --> 01:08:38,629
to receive your knighthood.

1671
01:08:38,629 --> 01:08:40,496
Oh, thank you.

1672
01:08:51,929 --> 01:08:56,717
Arise and become
knights of the realm.

1673
01:08:56,717 --> 01:08:58,342
Excuse me.

1674
01:08:58,342 --> 01:08:59,509
I don't want to be a knight.

1675
01:08:59,509 --> 01:09:02,639
I want to be a king.

1676
01:09:02,639 --> 01:09:05,020
Now, hear this.

1677
01:09:05,020 --> 01:09:08,960
Sir James claims that he
would like to be my king

1678
01:09:08,960 --> 01:09:13,040
and forgo the life of knighthood
to live with me in the castle,

1679
01:09:13,040 --> 01:09:13,790
I suppose?

1680
01:09:13,790 --> 01:09:14,631
I object.

1681
01:09:14,631 --> 01:09:15,839
GENEVIEVE MINOLA: Oh, do you?

1682
01:09:15,839 --> 01:09:17,600
I do.

1683
01:09:17,600 --> 01:09:19,490
And I hereby challenge
this young knight

1684
01:09:19,490 --> 01:09:21,414
to a duel for your honor.

1685
01:09:21,414 --> 01:09:24,073
Bring forth the dueling armor!

1686
01:09:28,520 --> 01:09:32,330
In following with the
rules of fair engagement

1687
01:09:32,330 --> 01:09:37,730
of the children's realm, a
duel to the final balloon

1688
01:09:37,730 --> 01:09:40,070
has been declared.

1689
01:09:40,070 --> 01:09:45,320
Each opponent shall try to
strike the other's balloons.

1690
01:09:45,320 --> 01:09:48,409
And the last one with
the balloon left wins.

1691
01:09:48,409 --> 01:09:51,690
Show me what you've got.

1692
01:09:51,690 --> 01:09:53,179
Aha!

1693
01:09:53,179 --> 01:09:53,860
Hey, buddy.

1694
01:09:53,860 --> 01:09:54,360
Hey, buddy.

1695
01:09:54,360 --> 01:09:55,110
It's OK.

1696
01:09:55,110 --> 01:09:55,980
It's OK.

1697
01:09:55,980 --> 01:09:58,730
[POPPING]

1698
01:09:58,730 --> 01:10:00,440
[CHEERING]

1699
01:10:00,440 --> 01:10:02,290
Anon to the winner!

1700
01:10:02,290 --> 01:10:02,790
Sir.

1701
01:10:02,790 --> 01:10:03,290
James.

1702
01:10:03,290 --> 01:10:07,106
[CHEERING]

1703
01:10:07,106 --> 01:10:08,550
Hmm.

1704
01:10:08,550 --> 01:10:09,410
Umm.

1705
01:10:09,410 --> 01:10:10,260
It's all fine.

1706
01:10:10,260 --> 01:10:11,340
I talked to them.

1707
01:10:11,340 --> 01:10:13,900
And I told them that mom
was having a real tough time

1708
01:10:13,900 --> 01:10:14,950
with the pregnancy.

1709
01:10:14,950 --> 01:10:17,540
And she won't be coming back.

1710
01:10:17,540 --> 01:10:21,020
So we're good to collect
food for the rest of the day.

1711
01:10:21,020 --> 01:10:23,400
We just can't hand
out any church stuff.

1712
01:10:23,400 --> 01:10:25,630
Not that we wanted to.

1713
01:10:25,630 --> 01:10:27,650
Still, that was
really cool of them.

1714
01:10:27,650 --> 01:10:28,580
Yeah.

1715
01:10:28,580 --> 01:10:30,700
I think he kind of
took pity on me.

1716
01:10:30,700 --> 01:10:33,705
And I made a deal here.

1717
01:10:37,324 --> 01:10:38,790
For-- for real?

1718
01:10:38,790 --> 01:10:41,660
That badge gets you
anywhere in the whole place.

1719
01:10:41,660 --> 01:10:43,740
Oh, dude.

1720
01:10:43,740 --> 01:10:44,500
Yeah.

1721
01:10:44,500 --> 01:10:45,740
You've never been in.

1722
01:10:45,740 --> 01:10:47,930
And I've seen the way you
look at that Juliet girl.

1723
01:10:47,930 --> 01:10:50,798
So I thought I might as well
go in and see her do her thing.

1724
01:10:50,798 --> 01:10:53,340
Who knows if we're ever going
to get to come back here again?

1725
01:10:53,340 --> 01:10:54,980
Dude, thank you.

1726
01:10:54,980 --> 01:10:56,120
Thank you so much.

1727
01:10:56,120 --> 01:10:57,440
I owe you.

1728
01:10:57,440 --> 01:11:00,200
I swear, I'll get anything
you want, anything you want.

1729
01:11:00,200 --> 01:11:01,280
Turkey legs are fine.

1730
01:11:01,280 --> 01:11:02,700
And some cheesecake
on a stick.

1731
01:11:02,700 --> 01:11:04,030
Let's go.

1732
01:11:04,030 --> 01:11:06,170
Palace walls are high
and hard to climb.

1733
01:11:06,170 --> 01:11:08,500
Good morning, Overnook.

1734
01:11:08,500 --> 01:11:09,620
I'm Katy Cathie.

1735
01:11:09,620 --> 01:11:11,830
And we are about to kick
off the final day here

1736
01:11:11,830 --> 01:11:15,970
at the Overnook Renaissance
Festival with Arabian Nights.

1737
01:11:15,970 --> 01:11:17,440
Don't miss out.

1738
01:11:17,440 --> 01:11:19,300
We have had a staggering
season so far.

1739
01:11:19,300 --> 01:11:21,240
But you still have
one last chance

1740
01:11:21,240 --> 01:11:23,110
to come out and play with us.

1741
01:11:23,110 --> 01:11:25,925
And that's your morning
look into Overnook.

1742
01:11:29,098 --> 01:11:30,740
[LAUGHS]

1743
01:11:30,740 --> 01:11:31,870
Shut up.

1744
01:11:31,870 --> 01:11:33,560
What are you
packing under there?

1745
01:11:33,560 --> 01:11:36,540
Don't-- don't start with me.

1746
01:11:36,540 --> 01:11:37,230
Shut up.

1747
01:11:37,230 --> 01:11:38,440
Shut up.

1748
01:11:38,440 --> 01:11:40,910
[KNOCKING]

1749
01:11:46,838 --> 01:11:51,210
Well, you've all made
it to the final weekend.

1750
01:11:51,210 --> 01:11:52,050
Huzzah!

1751
01:11:52,050 --> 01:11:54,110
Huzzah!

1752
01:11:54,110 --> 01:11:57,450
We've had better
attendance this year

1753
01:11:57,450 --> 01:12:01,560
than any other in
the last decade.

1754
01:12:01,560 --> 01:12:06,600
I don't think I've caught one
person break character even once

1755
01:12:06,600 --> 01:12:09,630
the entire season.

1756
01:12:09,630 --> 01:12:14,300
The attitudes have been
the best I've seen ever.

1757
01:12:14,300 --> 01:12:21,010
And I'm talking about 38 years
in the festival business, folks.

1758
01:12:21,010 --> 01:12:23,890
I think this has something
to do with good old Arielle's

1759
01:12:23,890 --> 01:12:25,690
predictions.

1760
01:12:25,690 --> 01:12:28,330
I know you've been
talking about it.

1761
01:12:28,330 --> 01:12:29,520
I do listen.

1762
01:12:32,050 --> 01:12:36,430
In case this is the last
meeting we have together, I just

1763
01:12:36,430 --> 01:12:42,510
want to say, I'm so darn proud
of you, every last one of you.

1764
01:12:45,460 --> 01:12:48,830
You know, being here
with you these weekends,

1765
01:12:48,830 --> 01:12:52,960
they've actually been
the best days of my life.

1766
01:12:52,960 --> 01:12:56,800
It's like, you're
my own kids, even

1767
01:12:56,800 --> 01:12:58,170
when I want to wring your necks.

1768
01:12:58,170 --> 01:13:01,544
[LAUGHING]

1769
01:13:03,520 --> 01:13:07,420
I love you with all my heart.

1770
01:13:07,420 --> 01:13:10,745
And I'm a better person
for having known you.

1771
01:13:14,550 --> 01:13:18,780
So let's get out there
this weekend like our town

1772
01:13:18,780 --> 01:13:23,910
depends on it because
it quite literally does.

1773
01:13:23,910 --> 01:13:26,560
Let's have lots of energy.

1774
01:13:26,560 --> 01:13:28,120
No anachronisms.

1775
01:13:28,120 --> 01:13:32,200
And let's get out there and
bring this town to life!

1776
01:13:32,200 --> 01:13:32,820
Yeah!

1777
01:13:32,820 --> 01:13:33,575
Thank you.

1778
01:13:33,575 --> 01:13:37,343
[CLAPPING]

1779
01:13:48,840 --> 01:13:51,142
These YouTubees
and influencers,

1780
01:13:51,142 --> 01:13:52,600
or whatever they
want to be called,

1781
01:13:52,600 --> 01:13:54,930
I mean, they just started
showing up here a couple

1782
01:13:54,930 --> 01:13:56,380
of years ago in hordes.

1783
01:13:56,380 --> 01:13:58,980
And they just prance around
here with their phones

1784
01:13:58,980 --> 01:14:01,300
in their faces, not paying
attention to anything,

1785
01:14:01,300 --> 01:14:03,220
not interacting
with anybody here.

1786
01:14:03,220 --> 01:14:04,687
Then they come into our booths.

1787
01:14:04,687 --> 01:14:06,270
They ask us for free
stuff, telling me

1788
01:14:06,270 --> 01:14:08,690
that they're going to
mention me or give me a bump.

1789
01:14:08,690 --> 01:14:09,710
I don't need a bump.

1790
01:14:09,710 --> 01:14:13,360
I've done cocaine in
1716 for 12 years.

1791
01:14:13,360 --> 01:14:14,110
Hah!

1792
01:14:14,110 --> 01:14:16,620
Smartphones, making
everybody stupid.

1793
01:14:16,620 --> 01:14:19,930
And these little nitwits,
they think that they are

1794
01:14:19,930 --> 01:14:22,100
the only people in the world.

1795
01:14:22,100 --> 01:14:24,910
And to make it worse, there
are hundreds of thousands

1796
01:14:24,910 --> 01:14:27,110
of kids just watching them
do all their dumb shit.

1797
01:14:27,110 --> 01:14:27,610
Aah.

1798
01:14:27,610 --> 01:14:31,040
I mean-- and then to
make it worse, my kids,

1799
01:14:31,040 --> 01:14:34,510
they are driving me nuts,
wanting every single little

1800
01:14:34,510 --> 01:14:37,350
thing that one of them
shows in an unboxing video.

1801
01:14:37,350 --> 01:14:41,180
But they make money doing it.

1802
01:14:41,180 --> 01:14:44,230
Well, if they have
enough followers on TikTok

1803
01:14:44,230 --> 01:14:47,325
or whatever form they're using,
some of them make millions.

1804
01:14:47,325 --> 01:14:48,060
Millions?

1805
01:14:48,060 --> 01:14:48,950
Yeah.

1806
01:14:48,950 --> 01:14:50,170
Oh, yeah.

1807
01:14:50,170 --> 01:14:54,520
I mean, this new age
voyeurism just baffles me.

1808
01:14:54,520 --> 01:14:57,220
What happened to the
days when we just watched

1809
01:14:57,220 --> 01:14:59,226
strangers have sex online?

1810
01:14:59,226 --> 01:15:02,645
Oh, I still do.

1811
01:15:03,345 --> 01:15:05,150
Influencers?

1812
01:15:05,150 --> 01:15:06,683
Girl, yes.

1813
01:15:06,683 --> 01:15:08,350
They are the children
of all the bitches

1814
01:15:08,350 --> 01:15:11,770
who had their big, tacky
but lucrative bachelorette

1815
01:15:11,770 --> 01:15:13,190
parties at my bar.

1816
01:15:13,190 --> 01:15:14,600
Now, don't get me wrong.

1817
01:15:14,600 --> 01:15:16,010
The money was good.

1818
01:15:16,010 --> 01:15:18,340
But I certainly didn't
dream of growing up

1819
01:15:18,340 --> 01:15:21,430
to be little McKinsey's
selfie station.

1820
01:15:21,430 --> 01:15:24,385
But dollar, dollar
bills, ladies.

1821
01:15:24,385 --> 01:15:25,600
Oh, churl.

1822
01:15:25,600 --> 01:15:29,800
Drunk all and left no friendly
drop to help me after.

1823
01:15:29,800 --> 01:15:31,900
I will kiss thy lips.

1824
01:15:31,900 --> 01:15:34,520
Haply, some poison
yet doth hang on them

1825
01:15:34,520 --> 01:15:36,710
to make me die
with a restorative.

1826
01:15:39,670 --> 01:15:42,130
Thy lips are warm.

1827
01:15:42,130 --> 01:15:43,930
Yay, noise.

1828
01:15:43,930 --> 01:15:46,300
Then I'll be brief.

1829
01:15:46,300 --> 01:15:50,700
O happy dagger,
this is thy sheath,

1830
01:15:50,700 --> 01:15:58,565
aah, there rust and let me die.

1831
01:15:58,565 --> 01:16:00,600
Whoa!

1832
01:16:00,600 --> 01:16:02,170
Huzzah!

1833
01:16:02,170 --> 01:16:03,730
How are you?

1834
01:16:03,730 --> 01:16:05,240
And cut!

1835
01:16:05,240 --> 01:16:08,160
OK, that's all I want to say.

1836
01:16:08,160 --> 01:16:11,280
I'd like that clip for
my re-election reel.

1837
01:16:11,280 --> 01:16:12,280
What's this?

1838
01:16:12,280 --> 01:16:14,230
It's a scotch egg.

1839
01:16:14,230 --> 01:16:16,240
It's like breakfast
sausage in a boiled egg.

1840
01:16:16,240 --> 01:16:18,490
It had the longest line, so
it must be the best thing.

1841
01:16:21,845 --> 01:16:23,590
Oh, don't, Mayor!

1842
01:16:23,590 --> 01:16:25,380
I saved your life.

1843
01:16:25,380 --> 01:16:27,520
The guys back there got
too drunk last night.

1844
01:16:27,520 --> 01:16:29,410
And they forgot to
de-shell the egg.

1845
01:16:29,410 --> 01:16:31,000
You just see Francesca.

1846
01:16:31,000 --> 01:16:32,320
She's a holy shit.

1847
01:16:32,320 --> 01:16:33,340
Hey, hey.

1848
01:16:33,340 --> 01:16:35,590
Come here, come here, come
here, come here, come here.

1849
01:16:35,590 --> 01:16:38,980
This is Luke Gygax, the
Luke Gygax, like, you know,

1850
01:16:38,980 --> 01:16:40,420
Dungeons and Dragons, the guy.

1851
01:16:40,420 --> 01:16:41,480
Hey, dude.

1852
01:16:41,480 --> 01:16:41,980
You're here.

1853
01:16:41,980 --> 01:16:45,170
Can you-- it'd mean a
lot if you signed my D20.

1854
01:16:45,170 --> 01:16:45,683
Oh.

1855
01:16:45,683 --> 01:16:46,350
--if you care.

1856
01:16:46,350 --> 01:16:46,640
Again?

1857
01:16:46,640 --> 01:16:47,140
OK.

1858
01:16:47,140 --> 01:16:48,570
Again, yes, the other side.

1859
01:16:48,570 --> 01:16:49,290
OK.

1860
01:16:49,290 --> 01:16:49,970
Yeah.

1861
01:16:49,970 --> 01:16:50,470
All right.

1862
01:16:50,470 --> 01:16:50,970
To Kyle.

1863
01:16:50,970 --> 01:16:51,630
Kyle?

1864
01:16:51,630 --> 01:16:52,300
Yep.

1865
01:16:52,300 --> 01:16:54,090
KYLE: The greatest Shakespeare.

1866
01:16:54,090 --> 01:16:54,995
No, it's too small.

1867
01:16:54,995 --> 01:16:55,170
Sorry.

1868
01:16:55,170 --> 01:16:55,670
OK.

1869
01:16:55,670 --> 01:16:57,060
KYLE: Go ahead.

1870
01:16:57,060 --> 01:17:00,720
So I have this, like,
tiefling bard character

1871
01:17:00,720 --> 01:17:03,010
that I've modeled
after Shakespeare.

1872
01:17:03,010 --> 01:17:04,250
I love to tell you about it.

1873
01:17:04,250 --> 01:17:05,080
You want to go?

1874
01:17:05,080 --> 01:17:05,810
Come on, come on.

1875
01:17:05,810 --> 01:17:05,980
Great.

1876
01:17:05,980 --> 01:17:06,492
Not again.

1877
01:17:06,492 --> 01:17:07,700
Please, tell me all about it.

1878
01:17:07,700 --> 01:17:08,440
Come on.

1879
01:17:08,440 --> 01:17:08,970
Hey.

1880
01:17:08,970 --> 01:17:09,470
LUKE: OK.

1881
01:17:09,470 --> 01:17:11,020
That's weird.

1882
01:17:11,020 --> 01:17:12,760
Let's go get a turkey leg.

1883
01:17:12,760 --> 01:17:15,340
I've always wanted one
of those, walk around,

1884
01:17:15,340 --> 01:17:17,235
eating a turkey
leg off the bone.

1885
01:17:17,235 --> 01:17:19,035
Never had one, Mr. Mayor?

1886
01:17:19,035 --> 01:17:19,785
Never been here.

1887
01:17:19,785 --> 01:17:21,970
Oh, wow.

1888
01:17:21,970 --> 01:17:24,945
Well, to be honest,
neither have I.

1889
01:17:24,945 --> 01:17:28,605
I'm just here for the big
announcement at the after party.

1890
01:17:28,605 --> 01:17:29,990
I'm so nervous.

1891
01:17:29,990 --> 01:17:31,580
Yeah, me too.

1892
01:17:31,580 --> 01:17:33,910
But we've got one more day.

1893
01:17:33,910 --> 01:17:35,240
We can hit it.

1894
01:17:35,240 --> 01:17:38,012
I mean, look at this place!

1895
01:17:38,012 --> 01:17:39,510
Are you going to do it?

1896
01:17:39,510 --> 01:17:40,585
I don't know.

1897
01:17:40,585 --> 01:17:43,125
If you don't do it today,
then you don't do it ever.

1898
01:17:43,125 --> 01:17:44,510
I know, Lisa.

1899
01:17:44,510 --> 01:17:45,135
I know.

1900
01:17:45,135 --> 01:17:47,240
Come on, Frannie, just do it.

1901
01:17:47,240 --> 01:17:50,330
OK, OK, I'll just start it.

1902
01:17:50,330 --> 01:17:52,790
And I'll just see how
far I can make it.

1903
01:17:52,790 --> 01:17:55,700
The whole parade,
you're going to make it.

1904
01:17:55,700 --> 01:17:56,640
The whole parade.

1905
01:17:56,640 --> 01:17:58,785
I'm going as far as I can.

1906
01:17:58,785 --> 01:18:01,160
KYLE: Now, Frannie, are you
going to actually do it?

1907
01:18:01,160 --> 01:18:04,850
I'm going as far as I can!

1908
01:18:04,850 --> 01:18:06,730
Franee, you're doing it.

1909
01:18:06,730 --> 01:18:07,272
Good for you.

1910
01:18:07,272 --> 01:18:09,563
[DAVID COFFIN, "ROLL THE OLD
CHARIOT ALONG"] We'll roll

1911
01:18:09,563 --> 01:18:10,600
the old chariot along

1912
01:18:10,600 --> 01:18:13,180
We'll roll the old chariot along

1913
01:18:13,180 --> 01:18:15,300
And we'll all hang on behind

1914
01:18:15,300 --> 01:18:18,220
Oh, a little mug of beer
wouldn't do us any harm

1915
01:18:18,220 --> 01:18:20,770
No, a little mug of beer
wouldn't do us any harm

1916
01:18:20,770 --> 01:18:23,350
No, a little mug of beer
wouldn't do us any harm

1917
01:18:23,350 --> 01:18:25,410
We will all hang on behind

1918
01:18:25,410 --> 01:18:26,440
And we'll roll

1919
01:18:26,440 --> 01:18:28,770
Come on, Frannie,
a few more steps.

1920
01:18:28,770 --> 01:18:29,290
Come on.

1921
01:18:29,290 --> 01:18:30,130
You can do it.

1922
01:18:30,130 --> 01:18:31,030
You can do it.

1923
01:18:31,030 --> 01:18:32,130
Yes, you can.

1924
01:18:32,130 --> 01:18:33,175
That's my girl.

1925
01:18:33,175 --> 01:18:35,550
[DAVID COFFIN, "ROLL THE OLD
CHARIOT ALONG"] And a little

1926
01:18:35,550 --> 01:18:37,420
slugger gin wouldn't
do us any harm

1927
01:18:37,420 --> 01:18:39,760
No, a little sucker gin
wouldn't do us any harm

1928
01:18:39,760 --> 01:18:42,420
No a little slugger gin
wouldn't do us any harm.

1929
01:18:42,420 --> 01:18:44,220
You did the whole damn thing.

1930
01:18:44,220 --> 01:18:45,880
How does it feel, Francesca?

1931
01:18:45,880 --> 01:18:47,245
She did it.

1932
01:18:47,245 --> 01:18:48,450
Awesome.

1933
01:18:48,450 --> 01:18:49,845
Give her some space.

1934
01:18:49,845 --> 01:18:50,470
Give her space.

1935
01:18:50,470 --> 01:18:51,755
Back it up, back it up.

1936
01:18:51,755 --> 01:18:52,380
Give her space!

1937
01:18:52,380 --> 01:18:53,730
It's real.

1938
01:18:53,730 --> 01:18:54,820
I need some ice.

1939
01:18:54,820 --> 01:18:55,320
I need--

1940
01:18:55,320 --> 01:18:58,620
A glooming peace this
morning with it brings.

1941
01:18:58,620 --> 01:19:01,700
The sun, for sorrow,
will not show his head.

1942
01:19:01,700 --> 01:19:04,230
Go hence to have more
talk of these sad things.

1943
01:19:04,230 --> 01:19:07,760
Some shall be pardoned,
and some punished.

1944
01:19:07,760 --> 01:19:11,810
For never was a story
of more woe than this,

1945
01:19:11,810 --> 01:19:15,650
of Juliet and her Romeo.

1946
01:19:15,650 --> 01:19:19,744
Master Shakespeare, come forth!

1947
01:19:19,744 --> 01:19:23,770
Yes, Your Majesty, I am here!

1948
01:19:23,770 --> 01:19:25,686
[LAUGHS]

1949
01:19:25,686 --> 01:19:27,925
I do not like this ending.

1950
01:19:27,925 --> 01:19:30,060
What? it displeases you?

1951
01:19:30,060 --> 01:19:31,345
It displeases me greatly.

1952
01:19:31,345 --> 01:19:36,570
Well, Your Majesty, that is
because this is not the end.

1953
01:19:36,570 --> 01:19:39,080
For at this very
moment, the actors

1954
01:19:39,080 --> 01:19:42,936
awaken from what
was a mere slumber.

1955
01:19:42,936 --> 01:19:45,530
Rise you up, actors,
and sing and dance

1956
01:19:45,530 --> 01:19:47,480
at this, the last huzzah!

1957
01:19:47,480 --> 01:19:50,270
Of our great harvest festival.

1958
01:19:50,270 --> 01:19:51,190
Master Shakespeare.

1959
01:19:51,190 --> 01:19:51,690
Hmm?

1960
01:19:51,690 --> 01:19:52,700
Take me away.

1961
01:19:52,700 --> 01:19:54,430
I have notes for
your other work.

1962
01:19:54,430 --> 01:19:56,030
Oh, yes, please.

1963
01:19:56,030 --> 01:19:58,100
What notes do you have on
all the excellent works

1964
01:19:58,100 --> 01:20:00,672
of Shakespeare?

1965
01:20:00,672 --> 01:20:04,620
Hey, I loved your performance.

1966
01:20:04,620 --> 01:20:07,395
I don't think that's
how the story goes.

1967
01:20:07,395 --> 01:20:08,235
It's not.

1968
01:20:08,235 --> 01:20:08,750
OK.

1969
01:20:08,750 --> 01:20:12,150
We had to read it
for Lit this past year.

1970
01:20:12,150 --> 01:20:13,870
I think that's why
Jack gave me the role.

1971
01:20:13,870 --> 01:20:14,453
Oh, so wait.

1972
01:20:14,453 --> 01:20:15,390
You're a senior?

1973
01:20:15,390 --> 01:20:16,300
I'm a junior.

1974
01:20:16,300 --> 01:20:17,490
I'm Matthew.

1975
01:20:17,490 --> 01:20:18,700
Nice to meet you.

1976
01:20:18,700 --> 01:20:20,482
I'm Juliet.

1977
01:20:20,482 --> 01:20:21,565
See you at school, junior.

1978
01:20:26,275 --> 01:20:29,530
To all within the
sound of my voice,

1979
01:20:29,530 --> 01:20:33,160
let us close this glorious
festival with kindness,

1980
01:20:33,160 --> 01:20:35,250
gratitude for this
moment in time together,

1981
01:20:35,250 --> 01:20:39,360
and only memories
of love for never

1982
01:20:39,360 --> 01:20:43,950
hath there ever been a
more deserving shire.

1983
01:20:43,950 --> 01:20:48,840
With the cannon's roar,
I declare this festival

1984
01:20:48,840 --> 01:20:50,218
has come to an end.

1985
01:20:50,218 --> 01:20:50,760
[CANNON SHOT]

1986
01:20:50,760 --> 01:20:52,930
FRANCESCA: Hey, camera
chick, come with me.

1987
01:20:52,930 --> 01:20:54,905
Mary wants you at
Arielle's fire.

1988
01:21:04,054 --> 01:21:05,000
Iris?

1989
01:21:17,948 --> 01:21:21,932
[SOBBING]

1990
01:21:23,426 --> 01:21:24,600
You're not dead.

1991
01:21:27,650 --> 01:21:29,484
I love you.

1992
01:21:29,484 --> 01:21:32,928
[CRICKET SOUNDS]

1993
01:21:37,848 --> 01:21:41,810
[SOBBING]

1994
01:21:41,810 --> 01:21:42,310
Iris.

1995
01:21:45,310 --> 01:21:49,744
[CRICKET SOUNDS]

1996
01:21:58,057 --> 01:22:03,220
The stars in my eyes and
my roots in the ground

1997
01:22:03,220 --> 01:22:09,772
and all the fire in my
heart, I burn it up to you.

1998
01:22:09,772 --> 01:22:13,756
[CRICKET SOUNDS]

1999
01:22:31,684 --> 01:22:33,043
Look at the fire.

2000
01:22:42,586 --> 01:22:43,610
Bright colors.

2001
01:22:48,184 --> 01:22:49,050
OK.

2002
01:22:49,050 --> 01:22:51,670
I am not waiting.

2003
01:22:51,670 --> 01:22:55,620
Does My Queen require anything
further from her noble guard?

2004
01:22:55,620 --> 01:23:00,260
Fred, you have been more than
appeasing to my every whim.

2005
01:23:00,260 --> 01:23:03,000
Go now and enjoy the party.

2006
01:23:03,000 --> 01:23:03,985
I'm released?

2007
01:23:03,985 --> 01:23:06,030
You are released.

2008
01:23:06,030 --> 01:23:08,420
Go get your headphones and
go to that silent disco

2009
01:23:08,420 --> 01:23:10,370
you've been going
on about all day.

2010
01:23:10,370 --> 01:23:11,870
Hmm.

2011
01:23:11,870 --> 01:23:12,510
Oh, wait.

2012
01:23:12,510 --> 01:23:15,330
Ah, I got you a beer.

2013
01:23:18,590 --> 01:23:21,720
A good and humble Queen is
how you will be remembered.

2014
01:23:24,684 --> 01:23:29,130
[CRICKET SOUNDS]

2015
01:23:37,034 --> 01:23:40,492
[FRENZIED MUSIC]

2016
01:23:52,348 --> 01:23:54,897
Vieve, there you are.

2017
01:23:54,897 --> 01:23:56,355
I've been looking
all over for you.

2018
01:23:56,355 --> 01:23:57,310
You were?

2019
01:23:57,310 --> 01:23:59,090
I was looking for you too.

2020
01:23:59,090 --> 01:24:01,215
I had a beer for you, But
I gave it to Fred while--

2021
01:24:04,000 --> 01:24:07,152
hmm, not important.

2022
01:24:07,152 --> 01:24:12,640
I got something for
you too, my dandelion.

2023
01:24:12,640 --> 01:24:14,650
I could have got you
a rose, you being

2024
01:24:14,650 --> 01:24:18,850
the Queen of England and all,
but seemed a little too obvious.

2025
01:24:18,850 --> 01:24:20,360
Do you want me to pin it on?

2026
01:24:20,360 --> 01:24:20,860
Yes.

2027
01:24:20,860 --> 01:24:21,650
Yes, please.

2028
01:24:21,650 --> 01:24:22,210
OK.

2029
01:24:26,188 --> 01:24:27,556
Oh!

2030
01:24:27,556 --> 01:24:28,468
Oh!

2031
01:24:28,468 --> 01:24:29,562
Oh, my god.

2032
01:24:29,562 --> 01:24:30,770
Were you trying to kiss me?

2033
01:24:30,770 --> 01:24:32,140
Oh, my god.

2034
01:24:32,140 --> 01:24:33,530
Did you not want to kiss me?

2035
01:24:33,530 --> 01:24:34,530
Oh, of course, I
wanted to kiss you.

2036
01:24:34,530 --> 01:24:35,863
I didn't think I was allowed to.

2037
01:24:35,863 --> 01:24:37,712
--make that clear enough?

2038
01:24:37,712 --> 01:24:40,030
That was my first
unscripted kiss.

2039
01:24:40,030 --> 01:24:41,860
I did it wrong.

2040
01:24:41,860 --> 01:24:44,000
I am so embarrassed.

2041
01:24:44,000 --> 01:24:44,740
Oh, my god.

2042
01:24:44,740 --> 01:24:46,050
That was your first kiss?

2043
01:24:46,050 --> 01:24:46,980
Hmm.

2044
01:24:46,980 --> 01:24:51,542
You gotta let me do
it better than that.

2045
01:24:51,542 --> 01:24:55,340
Good Lord, how
bright and goodly.

2046
01:24:55,340 --> 01:24:56,860
Save the moon!

2047
01:24:56,860 --> 01:24:58,072
[CHEERING]

2048
01:24:58,072 --> 01:25:01,358
Genevieve.

2049
01:25:01,358 --> 01:25:02,340
All right.

2050
01:25:02,340 --> 01:25:05,460
All you non-romantic
assholes, pay up 50 bucks.

2051
01:25:05,460 --> 01:25:06,333
I told you so.

2052
01:25:09,285 --> 01:25:12,085
You have got to be kidding me.

2053
01:25:15,554 --> 01:25:17,840
Now, that's putting
it on some sticks

2054
01:25:17,840 --> 01:25:20,210
and pointing it
toward some action.

2055
01:25:20,210 --> 01:25:21,960
Come on, hurry up.

2056
01:25:21,960 --> 01:25:24,500
I hear the awards
ceremony is starting.

2057
01:25:24,500 --> 01:25:26,450
I want to be there when
the mayor announces

2058
01:25:26,450 --> 01:25:30,470
we got the money, and
the party gets real.

2059
01:25:30,470 --> 01:25:32,335
Come on.

2060
01:25:32,335 --> 01:25:33,210
All right.

2061
01:25:33,210 --> 01:25:34,680
I'm just going.

2062
01:25:34,680 --> 01:25:37,600
Jesus, Potter,
pull it together!

2063
01:25:37,600 --> 01:25:39,145
Struck that bullseye.

2064
01:25:39,145 --> 01:25:43,346
[LAUGHS]

2065
01:25:44,046 --> 01:25:47,890
And now for everyone's
favorite part of the party,

2066
01:25:47,890 --> 01:25:49,163
the awards ceremony!

2067
01:25:49,163 --> 01:25:51,530
[CHEERING]

2068
01:25:54,650 --> 01:25:57,530
The award for the most
successful merchant booth

2069
01:25:57,530 --> 01:26:01,880
goes to Martin and Bonnie Rome.

2070
01:26:01,880 --> 01:26:02,750
Yes.

2071
01:26:02,750 --> 01:26:05,585
[CHEERING]

2072
01:26:05,585 --> 01:26:07,050
Come on up here.

2073
01:26:07,050 --> 01:26:12,990
And now for the most coveted
award in all of Canterbury

2074
01:26:12,990 --> 01:26:17,960
because it is voted on
and awarded by your peers,

2075
01:26:17,960 --> 01:26:23,210
the award for the Best
Actor of the festival

2076
01:26:23,210 --> 01:26:27,007
goes to Genevieve Minola!

2077
01:26:27,007 --> 01:26:29,360
[CHEERING]

2078
01:26:29,360 --> 01:26:30,790
Come on up here, Genevieve.

2079
01:26:30,790 --> 01:26:34,855
[CHEERING]

2080
01:26:34,855 --> 01:26:36,120
Oh, my god.

2081
01:26:36,120 --> 01:26:36,990
Thank you all.

2082
01:26:36,990 --> 01:26:38,010
Julie, thank you.

2083
01:26:38,010 --> 01:26:39,000
Thank you so much.

2084
01:26:39,000 --> 01:26:41,430
You have no idea how
much this means to me.

2085
01:26:41,430 --> 01:26:47,640
I, I, I have devoted my
life to my craft, you know,

2086
01:26:47,640 --> 01:26:50,220
being dragged to countless
auditions as a child,

2087
01:26:50,220 --> 01:26:52,560
missing birthday parties
and team sports, umm,

2088
01:26:52,560 --> 01:26:55,960
5:00 AM tap and jazz before
middle school and college,

2089
01:26:55,960 --> 01:26:58,620
staying home, missing parties to
bathe in breast milk and doing

2090
01:26:58,620 --> 01:27:01,230
Tai Chi just to allow myself,
just a few more years before I

2091
01:27:01,230 --> 01:27:04,090
had to settle for
character acting roles.

2092
01:27:04,090 --> 01:27:05,590
[SIGHS]

2093
01:27:05,590 --> 01:27:11,190
All I've ever wanted
is to be respected.

2094
01:27:11,190 --> 01:27:15,565
And this, this award, I--

2095
01:27:15,565 --> 01:27:17,940
it may not have been given to
me by the Hollywood Foreign

2096
01:27:17,940 --> 01:27:21,412
Press or the Screen Actors
Guild or, you know, even

2097
01:27:21,412 --> 01:27:23,370
by people who have remote
understanding of what

2098
01:27:23,370 --> 01:27:25,420
true talent, art, or
culture look like.

2099
01:27:25,420 --> 01:27:31,260
But it was given to me by you.

2100
01:27:31,260 --> 01:27:35,820
And that means that you like me.

2101
01:27:35,820 --> 01:27:40,320
I mean, you really like me.

2102
01:27:40,320 --> 01:27:41,180
Thank you.

2103
01:27:41,180 --> 01:27:44,776
[CHEERING]

2104
01:27:46,648 --> 01:27:50,000
JACK: That was really
special, Genevieve.

2105
01:27:50,000 --> 01:27:51,990
And I'm proud of you, kid.

2106
01:27:51,990 --> 01:27:56,720
And now, as you all know, we
have a very special announcement

2107
01:27:56,720 --> 01:28:01,435
from a very special person,
the Mayor of Overnook!

2108
01:28:01,435 --> 01:28:04,578
[CHEERING]

2109
01:28:04,578 --> 01:28:07,500
Good evening, everyone.

2110
01:28:07,500 --> 01:28:10,320
I'm Karla Beech, town treasurer.

2111
01:28:10,320 --> 01:28:12,390
I know you all were
expecting the mayor.

2112
01:28:12,390 --> 01:28:19,010
But he got called away on
other official mayoral duties.

2113
01:28:19,010 --> 01:28:20,250
I'm not sure how to say this.

2114
01:28:20,250 --> 01:28:23,090
So I'll just come
right out and say it.

2115
01:28:23,090 --> 01:28:26,810
We did not make the goal.

2116
01:28:26,810 --> 01:28:30,440
We don't have the funds
for the Hydrow dam.

2117
01:28:30,440 --> 01:28:33,060
But all is not lost.

2118
01:28:33,060 --> 01:28:36,200
You all made a big
amount of money

2119
01:28:36,200 --> 01:28:38,630
that's sitting in the
bank, ready to help

2120
01:28:38,630 --> 01:28:41,910
start the rebuilding
process after the flood.

2121
01:28:41,910 --> 01:28:44,970
And we don't even know
if it's going to flood.

2122
01:28:44,970 --> 01:28:48,794
[THUNDER SOUNDS]

2123
01:28:51,184 --> 01:28:59,590
IRIS: (SINGING) Of all
the money that ever I had

2124
01:28:59,590 --> 01:29:07,930
I spent it in good company

2125
01:29:07,930 --> 01:29:15,580
And of all the harm
that e'er I've done

2126
01:29:15,580 --> 01:29:24,550
Alas, it was to none but me

2127
01:29:24,550 --> 01:29:32,200
And all I've done
for want and wit

2128
01:29:32,200 --> 01:29:39,550
My memory now will not recall

2129
01:29:39,550 --> 01:29:47,720
So fill to me the parting glass

2130
01:29:47,720 --> 01:29:56,102
Good night and joy
be with you all

2131
01:29:56,102 --> 01:30:00,120
This has been a
whirlwind of a year.

2132
01:30:00,120 --> 01:30:02,660
The town fell way
short of their goal

2133
01:30:02,660 --> 01:30:06,290
due to the wildly irresponsible
and unethical financial dealings

2134
01:30:06,290 --> 01:30:09,360
of the town's mayor,
which I uncovered.

2135
01:30:09,360 --> 01:30:11,910
Now, I was planning on
releasing that story,

2136
01:30:11,910 --> 01:30:15,180
but fell in love
with my friends here.

2137
01:30:15,180 --> 01:30:18,620
So I leveraged Genevieve's
viral internet fame

2138
01:30:18,620 --> 01:30:21,860
and started first with a
TikTok channel called Not Just

2139
01:30:21,860 --> 01:30:23,180
Anus Girl.

2140
01:30:23,180 --> 01:30:27,120
It got 12 million
views, day one.

2141
01:30:27,120 --> 01:30:29,220
Wild amounts of money
started pouring in.

2142
01:30:29,220 --> 01:30:32,400
And I was able to donate what
was needed to complete the dam.

2143
01:30:32,400 --> 01:30:37,208
And since then, I've started
Rennies After Dark, the channel

2144
01:30:37,208 --> 01:30:39,750
that you've been bingeing for
the past hour and a half or so.

2145
01:30:39,750 --> 01:30:41,612
It really plays like
a great documentary

2146
01:30:41,612 --> 01:30:43,570
when you watch it straight
through, doesn't it?

2147
01:30:43,570 --> 01:30:44,900
Keep the story going.

2148
01:30:44,900 --> 01:30:47,440
Oh, and tune in this
afternoon for the Overnook

2149
01:30:47,440 --> 01:30:49,190
mayoral inauguration.

2150
01:30:49,190 --> 01:30:51,910
["ALL FOR ME GROG"]
With jolly, jolly grog,

2151
01:30:51,910 --> 01:30:54,500
all for me beer and tobacco

2152
01:30:54,500 --> 01:31:01,840
Well, I spent all my tin
on the lassie drinking gin

2153
01:31:01,840 --> 01:31:08,770
And across the Western
ocean I must wander

2154
01:31:08,770 --> 01:31:11,060
Well, where are my boots?

2155
01:31:11,060 --> 01:31:12,830
My noggin noggin boots

2156
01:31:12,830 --> 01:31:15,530
All gone for beer and tobacco

2157
01:31:15,530 --> 01:31:19,240
Well, the toe, it is worn out

2158
01:31:19,240 --> 01:31:22,720
And the heel is knocked about

2159
01:31:22,720 --> 01:31:29,920
And the sole is looking
out for better weather

2160
01:31:29,920 --> 01:31:32,120
Oh, where, where is my shirt?

2161
01:31:32,120 --> 01:31:34,030
My noggin noggin shirt

2162
01:31:34,030 --> 01:31:36,530
All gone for beer and tobacco

2163
01:31:36,530 --> 01:31:40,240
Well, the collar is all wore

2164
01:31:40,240 --> 01:31:44,000
And the sleeves,
they are all tore

2165
01:31:44,000 --> 01:31:50,624
And the tail is looking
out for better weather

2166
01:31:50,624 --> 01:31:53,090
Oh, well, it's all for my grog

2167
01:31:53,090 --> 01:31:55,040
My jolly, jolly grog

2168
01:31:55,040 --> 01:31:57,570
All for me beer and tobacco

2169
01:31:57,570 --> 01:32:05,150
Well I spent all my tin
on a lassie drinking gin

2170
01:32:05,150 --> 01:32:11,900
And across the Western
ocean I must wander

2171
01:32:11,900 --> 01:32:14,160
Oh where oh where is my bed

2172
01:32:14,160 --> 01:32:15,840
My noggin noggin bed

2173
01:32:15,840 --> 01:32:18,570
All gone for beer and tobacco

2174
01:32:18,570 --> 01:32:22,430
Well, I lent it to a whore

2175
01:32:22,430 --> 01:32:26,060
And now the sheets
they are all torn

2176
01:32:26,060 --> 01:32:32,840
And the springs are looking
up for better weather

2177
01:32:32,840 --> 01:32:35,150
And now I'm sick in the head

2178
01:32:35,150 --> 01:32:39,650
I haven't been to bed since
I came ashore with my plunder

2179
01:32:39,650 --> 01:32:43,480
I see centipedes and snakes

2180
01:32:43,480 --> 01:32:47,170
And I'm full of pains and aches

2181
01:32:47,170 --> 01:32:53,800
And I think I'll make a
path for way out yonder

2182
01:32:53,800 --> 01:32:56,200
I said it's all for me grog

2183
01:32:56,200 --> 01:32:58,090
A jolly jolly grog.

2184
01:32:58,090 --> 01:33:00,620
All for me beer and tobacco

2185
01:33:00,620 --> 01:33:07,870
Well I spent all my loot
in a house of ill repute

2186
01:33:07,870 --> 01:33:14,260
And I think I'll have to
go back there tomorrow

2187
01:33:14,260 --> 01:33:15,300
Well I say

2188
01:33:15,300 --> 01:33:17,740
KATY CATHIE: The most
basic desire in life

2189
01:33:17,740 --> 01:33:22,600
is to love, be loved, and
belong as one's true self.

2190
01:33:22,600 --> 01:33:24,175
Go find your Rennies.

2191
01:33:24,175 --> 01:33:29,561
["ALL FOR ME GROG"]
Go back there tomorrow

2192
01:33:29,561 --> 01:33:32,075
1, 2, 3, take one, mark.

2193
01:33:32,075 --> 01:33:32,575
[BEEP]

2194
01:33:33,485 --> 01:33:34,300
Cut!

2195
01:33:37,252 --> 01:33:40,696
[LAUGHS]

2196
01:33:40,696 --> 01:33:42,600
Is there a new
person in there?

2197
01:33:42,600 --> 01:33:43,650
[INDISTINCT]?

2198
01:33:43,650 --> 01:33:46,203
[SHOUTING]

2199
01:33:50,066 --> 01:33:53,100
894, take one, mark it.

2200
01:33:53,100 --> 01:33:53,890
Again?

2201
01:33:53,890 --> 01:33:54,400
Come on.

2202
01:33:54,400 --> 01:33:54,900
Yes.

2203
01:33:54,900 --> 01:33:56,800
Take two, mark it.

2204
01:33:59,722 --> 01:34:01,790
You saucy tart!

2205
01:34:04,560 --> 01:34:06,360
It's not easy the second time.

2206
01:34:06,360 --> 01:34:08,280
It really isn't.

2207
01:34:08,280 --> 01:34:13,290
And a tart and a horse
man who won't choke me.

2208
01:34:13,290 --> 01:34:16,769
[CLAPPING]

2209
01:34:16,769 --> 01:34:19,670
Bonnie, I found a truck.

2210
01:34:19,670 --> 01:34:21,442
Oh.

2211
01:34:21,442 --> 01:34:23,500
Bonnie, I stole a truck.

2212
01:34:23,500 --> 01:34:29,405
The license plate says, goddamn
horse, the horse on the window.

2213
01:34:32,370 --> 01:34:34,390
Bonnie, Bonnie, I found a truck.

2214
01:34:34,390 --> 01:34:35,500
And it's got a Hemi.

2215
01:34:35,500 --> 01:34:37,040
It's got a little Hemi in it.

2216
01:34:37,040 --> 01:34:38,333
Oh, my god.

2217
01:34:38,333 --> 01:34:40,810
[LAUGHS]

2218
01:34:40,810 --> 01:34:44,310
Shakespeare, did you know
koalas carry chlamydia?

2219
01:34:44,310 --> 01:34:46,885
You'd get a little
disease if you hug them

2220
01:34:46,885 --> 01:34:48,840
KYLE: Like, all of them?

2221
01:34:48,840 --> 01:34:50,380
FRANCESCA: Oh, my god.

2222
01:34:50,380 --> 01:34:53,495
This should be the
entire fucking movie.

2223
01:34:53,495 --> 01:34:54,620
I'm going to put, like, 13.

2224
01:34:54,620 --> 01:34:57,520
All right.

2225
01:34:57,520 --> 01:35:02,232
[LAUGHING]

2226
01:35:02,232 --> 01:35:04,130
MARY O'MALLEY: Glad
you're wearing panties.

2227
01:35:04,130 --> 01:35:05,530
Action.

2228
01:35:05,530 --> 01:35:08,925
[MUSIC PLAYING]

2229
01:35:11,360 --> 01:35:13,308
[LAUGHS]

2230
01:35:13,308 --> 01:35:16,230
[COUGHING]

2231
01:35:16,230 --> 01:35:18,472
I'm so sorry.

2232
01:35:18,472 --> 01:35:22,440
[CHEERING]

2233
01:35:53,688 --> 01:35:56,080
Thank you, fairies.

2234
01:35:56,080 --> 01:35:59,370
[MUSIC PLAYING]

2235
01:36:04,590 --> 01:36:07,650
Trish is a bitch.

2236
01:36:07,650 --> 01:36:10,382
She has a twin.

2237
01:36:10,382 --> 01:36:11,880
What?

2238
01:36:11,880 --> 01:36:13,470
Was her name like, Brenda?

2239
01:36:13,470 --> 01:36:14,890
What if it's fish?

2240
01:36:14,890 --> 01:36:18,369
[LAUGHS]

2241
01:36:23,339 --> 01:36:25,320
That was disgusting.

2242
01:36:25,320 --> 01:36:26,470
Let's never do that again.

2243
01:36:26,470 --> 01:36:26,970
Yeah.

2244
01:36:33,354 --> 01:36:37,640
BONNIE: Camera, camera chick,
Martin just upgraded my ring.

2245
01:36:37,640 --> 01:36:38,795
Did you see that, Potter?

2246
01:36:38,795 --> 01:36:41,355
POTTER: That looks all right.

2247
01:36:41,355 --> 01:36:44,046
You know, my first
husband just gave me HPV.

2248
01:36:44,046 --> 01:36:45,560
[LAUGHTER]

2249
01:36:45,560 --> 01:36:47,480
I'm kidding, but I'm not.

2250
01:36:47,480 --> 01:36:48,480
I'm not kidding.

2251
01:36:51,178 --> 01:36:55,170
[MUSIC PLAYING]

2252
01:37:06,000 --> 01:37:06,770
That's a--

2253
01:37:06,770 --> 01:37:07,270
Yeah?

2254
01:37:07,270 --> 01:37:08,080
That's a wrap.

2255
01:37:08,080 --> 01:37:11,564
[CHEERING]

2256
01:37:13,610 --> 01:37:16,012
To the crew, to the crew.

2257
01:37:16,012 --> 01:37:16,512
Yeah.

2258
01:37:16,512 --> 01:37:20,618
[CHEERING]

2259
01:37:22,590 --> 01:37:24,780
Jessica, you did it.

2260
01:37:27,428 --> 01:37:30,746
[MUSIC PLAYING]

2261
01:37:33,120 --> 01:37:36,010
I thought myself a rover

2262
01:37:36,010 --> 01:37:39,210
I wandered land and sea

2263
01:37:39,210 --> 01:37:45,480
But then I met a kind of
man and his odd family

2264
01:37:45,480 --> 01:37:48,040
Though he had no reason

2265
01:37:48,040 --> 01:37:51,510
He showed kindness unto me

2266
01:37:51,510 --> 01:37:54,670
He bid me sit and talk a while

2267
01:37:54,670 --> 01:37:57,720
And here's what he said to me

2268
01:37:57,720 --> 01:38:00,430
You don't have to wander

2269
01:38:00,430 --> 01:38:03,930
You don't have to be alone

2270
01:38:03,930 --> 01:38:06,610
There's room at our table

2271
01:38:06,610 --> 01:38:10,320
Come and make yourself at home

2272
01:38:10,320 --> 01:38:16,380
Seems like you've been
searching, searching for so long

2273
01:38:16,380 --> 01:38:24,210
Could be all you're searching
for is a place where you belong

2274
01:38:24,210 --> 01:38:29,970
I took up his offer not
sure that it would last

2275
01:38:29,970 --> 01:38:35,900
But now I sit and marvel at
how the years have passed

2276
01:38:35,900 --> 01:38:42,620
This family of strangers
I count myself as one

2277
01:38:42,620 --> 01:38:48,800
I knew when they found me
that my roving days were done

2278
01:38:48,800 --> 01:38:51,240
You don't have to wander

2279
01:38:51,240 --> 01:38:54,740
You don't have to be alone

2280
01:38:54,740 --> 01:38:57,330
There's room at our table

2281
01:38:57,330 --> 01:39:00,770
Come and make yourself at home

2282
01:39:00,770 --> 01:39:07,040
Seems like you've been
searching, searching for so long

2283
01:39:07,040 --> 01:39:14,990
Could be all you're searching
for is a place where you belong

2284
01:39:14,990 --> 01:39:20,690
I share all this with
you to show I understand

2285
01:39:20,690 --> 01:39:26,990
The place that you belong
isn't always where you plan

2286
01:39:26,990 --> 01:39:33,030
Now that is my story
and every word is true

2287
01:39:33,030 --> 01:39:35,920
Since you found your way here

2288
01:39:35,920 --> 01:39:39,510
I have one thing to say to you

2289
01:39:39,510 --> 01:39:42,070
You don't have to wander

2290
01:39:42,070 --> 01:39:45,570
You don't have to be alone.

2291
01:39:45,570 --> 01:39:48,160
There's room at our table

2292
01:39:48,160 --> 01:39:51,810
Come and make yourself at home

2293
01:39:51,810 --> 01:39:57,900
Seems like you've been searching
and searching for so long

2294
01:39:57,900 --> 01:40:03,510
Could be all you're searching
for is a place where you belong

2295
01:40:03,510 --> 01:40:06,580
No, you don't have to wander

2296
01:40:06,580 --> 01:40:10,350
You don't have to be alone

2297
01:40:10,350 --> 01:40:18,110
Could be all you're searching
for is a place where you belong