1 00:00:53,400 --> 00:00:55,523 Hello, Is this Randy Bates? 2 00:00:57,529 --> 00:00:58,809 Who wants to know? 3 00:00:58,905 --> 00:01:00,862 This is Crazy Carl Cummings. 4 00:01:00,949 --> 00:01:04,733 KZTS all-hits radio station. Pride of the nation at 98.9. 5 00:01:04,869 --> 00:01:08,867 We've got a surprise for you just about as big as Barry Manilow's beak, 6 00:01:08,956 --> 00:01:11,530 Are you sitting down? Better yet, are you laying down? 7 00:01:11,626 --> 00:01:15,208 Are you on a waterbed, all comfy? Are you horizontal, Randy boy? 8 00:01:16,046 --> 00:01:18,798 No, I'm sitting up, but I think I can handle it. 9 00:01:18,966 --> 00:01:20,709 Do you like country music? 10 00:01:21,051 --> 00:01:23,044 I used to like Roy Acuff. 11 00:01:23,136 --> 00:01:26,054 Roy Acuff? Would you take Dolly Parton in a pinch? 12 00:01:26,139 --> 00:01:29,555 I may be Crazy Carl, but I would. But you won it. 13 00:01:31,895 --> 00:01:34,053 An evening with Dolly Parton. 14 00:01:37,817 --> 00:01:41,067 The evening begins with a pre-show dinner for you and Miss Parton... 15 00:01:41,153 --> 00:01:43,478 at the Hawaii Kai Room of the Sheraton Barstow. 16 00:01:43,572 --> 00:01:47,901 A backstage pass for you for Dolly's big show at the Barstow War Memorial... 17 00:01:47,993 --> 00:01:50,566 and then, a little dessert at Massimino's Cafe. 18 00:01:50,662 --> 00:01:53,533 And who knows whether the evening will end there? 19 00:01:53,623 --> 00:01:55,912 Because, Dolly, she's a powerful woman. 20 00:01:56,001 --> 00:01:59,085 She's been on the road a long, long time. 21 00:01:59,421 --> 00:02:00,535 All right. 22 00:02:00,713 --> 00:02:04,331 - What's your favorite radio station? - KZTS. 23 00:02:04,676 --> 00:02:06,335 I can't hear you. 24 00:02:12,391 --> 00:02:16,554 We'll pick you up at 6:00 in a long black limousine, baby. 25 00:02:16,645 --> 00:02:18,139 Yeah, all right. 26 00:02:27,947 --> 00:02:31,862 Dolly Parton? You turned a hard-core felon into a trembling teenager. 27 00:02:32,285 --> 00:02:34,823 What kind of indictment did this guy skip out on? 28 00:02:34,912 --> 00:02:36,905 Two counts of atrocious assault. 29 00:02:37,707 --> 00:02:42,000 He found his wife in bed with a roadie from ZZ Top and took a tire iron to both. 30 00:02:42,086 --> 00:02:45,040 You must be awful tired, you had a long drive to get here. 31 00:02:45,130 --> 00:02:47,668 That's my job, track them and snatch them. 32 00:02:49,301 --> 00:02:53,251 I can't believe this guy is sitting there expecting a limousine. 33 00:03:44,311 --> 00:03:47,146 Good evening, sir. Congratulations. 34 00:03:47,981 --> 00:03:50,603 Goddamn, I never won anything before. 35 00:03:52,736 --> 00:03:53,981 Allow me. 36 00:03:54,487 --> 00:03:56,231 I am ready to party hard. 37 00:04:00,326 --> 00:04:03,410 I'm Tom Nowak. I've been empowered by the State of California... 38 00:04:03,496 --> 00:04:06,781 to return you to Sacramento where you're due to stand trial. 39 00:04:09,668 --> 00:04:11,661 You son of a bitch! 40 00:04:31,814 --> 00:04:33,558 You son of a bitch! 41 00:04:50,999 --> 00:04:53,490 What's your favorite radio station, Randy? 42 00:04:53,585 --> 00:04:55,209 K- Suck, you dork! 43 00:04:58,298 --> 00:05:01,002 Once we catch them, we never gloat. 44 00:05:03,511 --> 00:05:05,171 Thank you, gents. 45 00:05:37,960 --> 00:05:40,249 What kind of music do you like? 46 00:05:41,296 --> 00:05:45,341 I sure as hell don't want to hear no Roy Acuff, I'll tell you that. 47 00:05:45,425 --> 00:05:47,050 Matter of fact... 48 00:05:47,219 --> 00:05:50,884 I'd like to hear something that sounds about as mean as I feel. 49 00:05:50,972 --> 00:05:53,546 Why don't you just let me pick it for you, then? 50 00:05:53,641 --> 00:05:56,132 A Crazy Carl Cummings special. 51 00:06:03,901 --> 00:06:06,273 John Capshaw from Sacramento, 52 00:06:11,658 --> 00:06:14,992 He's got a good start, and Rampage is a tough one to ride, 53 00:06:15,162 --> 00:06:18,246 It looks like he'll get big money out of this rodeo, 54 00:06:19,040 --> 00:06:22,575 Capshaw has gone down, and the rodeo clowns move in, 55 00:06:25,129 --> 00:06:27,252 Here's what clowns are all about... 56 00:06:27,340 --> 00:06:30,045 as the bull takes it out on the barrel, 57 00:06:37,349 --> 00:06:38,927 Thanks, partner. 58 00:06:42,104 --> 00:06:44,180 Nice ride, cowboy. 59 00:07:31,400 --> 00:07:33,108 Tom, how are you doing? 60 00:07:34,236 --> 00:07:36,644 Say, my favorite bloodhound. 61 00:07:36,739 --> 00:07:40,487 I just did John Capshaw and I could sure use the cash now, if you got it. 62 00:07:40,576 --> 00:07:42,367 - You did Capshaw? - How? 63 00:07:42,536 --> 00:07:44,659 I'll tell you later. You got the money? 64 00:07:44,746 --> 00:07:46,869 We're just ordering. Sit down. 65 00:07:46,957 --> 00:07:49,448 You got to eat, for Christ's sake. 66 00:07:50,502 --> 00:07:53,870 I'll have the Chief Justice Warren Burger, well done. 67 00:07:54,464 --> 00:07:56,124 Extra fries. 68 00:07:56,841 --> 00:07:58,964 One Warren, burn it. 69 00:08:00,678 --> 00:08:02,967 Have you got the money? I got to visit someone. 70 00:08:03,055 --> 00:08:05,131 You got to visit somebody? 71 00:08:06,183 --> 00:08:07,642 Isn't that funny? 72 00:08:08,143 --> 00:08:12,971 I never thought of Tommy Nowak as the kind of guy who pays a social call. 73 00:08:15,692 --> 00:08:17,601 Have you got the money? 74 00:08:19,362 --> 00:08:21,770 All right. 75 00:08:28,329 --> 00:08:29,492 Thanks. 76 00:08:30,706 --> 00:08:33,162 Tell us how you did Capshaw. 77 00:08:33,834 --> 00:08:36,206 He tricked the poor bastard. That's what he did. 78 00:08:36,295 --> 00:08:39,165 He snuck up when the dude was half unconscious. 79 00:08:39,256 --> 00:08:42,091 - Who are you? - I'm Capshaw's lawyer, okay? 80 00:08:42,467 --> 00:08:44,045 I'll tell you this... 81 00:08:44,136 --> 00:08:48,513 there's a pretty thin line between what you do and what some outlaws do. 82 00:08:51,017 --> 00:08:53,887 Maybe a thin line, but it ain't invisible. 83 00:09:24,590 --> 00:09:27,757 - Afternoon, Miss McGuinn. - Afternoon, Mr. Barton. 84 00:09:28,344 --> 00:09:31,013 When you going to take some sun? 85 00:09:31,097 --> 00:09:34,430 You're about the palest thing in the whole damn camp. 86 00:09:34,850 --> 00:09:37,056 One of these days, Mr. Barton. 87 00:09:39,605 --> 00:09:43,139 Remember when I gave you our rent money on the first of the month... 88 00:09:43,233 --> 00:09:45,771 - right on time? - Remember? 89 00:09:46,987 --> 00:09:49,442 It's a golden day in my book of memories. 90 00:09:49,531 --> 00:09:52,318 First time since you and your husband came here... 91 00:09:52,408 --> 00:09:55,077 when you actually paid when it was due. 92 00:09:55,745 --> 00:09:57,203 Can I have it back? 93 00:10:00,708 --> 00:10:03,412 You're a really nice person, Mr. Barton. 94 00:10:04,128 --> 00:10:05,373 Isn't he? 95 00:10:12,719 --> 00:10:14,047 Hi, honey. 96 00:10:17,932 --> 00:10:19,261 What's up? 97 00:10:29,902 --> 00:10:31,230 Hi, honey. 98 00:10:41,371 --> 00:10:43,577 - What's that? - Leave that alone. 99 00:10:44,791 --> 00:10:46,914 That's baby food money, Roy. 100 00:10:50,421 --> 00:10:53,043 Not for shotguns, not for Wild Turkey. 101 00:10:53,132 --> 00:10:56,916 Not so you can get wasted on some kind of horse tranquilizer. 102 00:10:59,305 --> 00:11:01,511 You're with me on that, right? 103 00:11:01,849 --> 00:11:04,553 Do you hear, boys? This is baby food money. 104 00:11:04,643 --> 00:11:06,932 $120. 105 00:11:24,120 --> 00:11:26,445 Would you help me with the baby? 106 00:11:28,457 --> 00:11:29,916 Say, hey, Roy. 107 00:11:33,962 --> 00:11:36,797 - We finally got it knocked, baby. - Knocked? 108 00:11:37,549 --> 00:11:41,463 Like that Amway franchise in the desert? Or the oil field work in Alaska? 109 00:11:41,553 --> 00:11:44,258 Or how about our famous chinchilla farm, remember? 110 00:11:44,347 --> 00:11:47,965 Make cash fast by raising chinchillas for their pelts... 111 00:11:48,059 --> 00:11:50,894 unless you leave the cage door open and they run away. 112 00:11:50,978 --> 00:11:53,267 I know I screwed up a lot of things... 113 00:11:53,856 --> 00:11:56,810 but honest, we're on Dream Street now. 114 00:11:57,485 --> 00:11:58,730 Come on. 115 00:12:14,959 --> 00:12:16,999 How'd you make this money? 116 00:12:17,921 --> 00:12:20,957 We didn't make it. Some friends of ours did. 117 00:12:24,635 --> 00:12:27,470 - It's counterfeit? - State of the art, baby. 118 00:12:29,265 --> 00:12:31,056 This is the big time. 119 00:12:32,559 --> 00:12:34,018 Listen to me. 120 00:12:35,270 --> 00:12:39,398 You do six months for selling hot VCRs, I'm still here when you get out. 121 00:12:39,483 --> 00:12:43,147 I waited for you. But I didn't count on these prison buddies. 122 00:12:43,570 --> 00:12:46,985 Please, for the baby's sake, get rid of these psychos. 123 00:12:47,365 --> 00:12:48,859 They scare me. 124 00:12:49,117 --> 00:12:50,860 Psychos? These guys? 125 00:12:52,828 --> 00:12:56,956 Let me keep the money here a few days. I'll find a good hiding place for it. 126 00:12:57,041 --> 00:12:59,532 I know I screwed up some things in the past... 127 00:12:59,627 --> 00:13:01,584 but this is idiot-proof. 128 00:13:12,514 --> 00:13:15,965 Doesn't it seem just a little strange that this woman... 129 00:13:16,059 --> 00:13:18,514 who has no previous record at all... 130 00:13:18,603 --> 00:13:22,849 is the only person being indicted for possession of counterfeit money? 131 00:13:23,691 --> 00:13:27,190 Your Honor, she was the only one home at the time of the raid. 132 00:13:27,278 --> 00:13:30,528 And she refuses to tell us anything about the crime. 133 00:13:30,656 --> 00:13:33,822 One could hardly blame the woman, Mr. Hastings... 134 00:13:35,160 --> 00:13:38,529 when she's got a Folsom Prison class reunion... 135 00:13:38,622 --> 00:13:40,614 going on right behind her. 136 00:13:43,543 --> 00:13:48,335 If Your Honor pleases, these gentlemen have come to post bond for the defendant. 137 00:13:50,132 --> 00:13:53,252 We believe that the counterfeit money we found in that trailer... 138 00:13:53,344 --> 00:13:56,131 is just the tip of the iceberg. There are other moneys... 139 00:13:56,222 --> 00:13:58,891 and other crimes involved. So we ask the court... 140 00:13:58,974 --> 00:14:01,726 to set the bond with these facts in mind. 141 00:14:04,146 --> 00:14:06,684 The court sets bail at $25,000. 142 00:14:09,025 --> 00:14:11,314 We can cover that action, baby. 143 00:14:17,825 --> 00:14:21,241 Your Honor, Mrs. McGuinn prefers to seek bail... 144 00:14:21,329 --> 00:14:23,368 from a recognized bail bondsman. 145 00:14:25,916 --> 00:14:28,122 What do you got for me, Buddy? 146 00:14:28,210 --> 00:14:31,579 I told you. I got Little Walter Drucker. 147 00:14:31,672 --> 00:14:35,503 The schmuck who gave me this defective microwave for collateral. 148 00:14:35,592 --> 00:14:39,506 He is sitting downtown at the Golden Bear Motel... 149 00:14:39,596 --> 00:14:42,715 waiting to be plucked like an apple on a tree. 150 00:14:43,641 --> 00:14:46,049 Why don't you let one of the kids handle him? 151 00:14:46,144 --> 00:14:49,144 There's no fun in the Walter Druckers of the world. 152 00:14:49,855 --> 00:14:50,851 Fun? 153 00:14:51,482 --> 00:14:54,234 Mr. Bring-them-back-alive wants a big fun-fix. 154 00:14:56,070 --> 00:14:59,403 If I may quote the immortal Olivia Newton-John: 155 00:14:59,573 --> 00:15:01,779 "Have you never been mellow?" 156 00:15:07,622 --> 00:15:10,409 I know what you can do. You can fill out mileage reports. 157 00:15:10,500 --> 00:15:13,169 Justify all the money I am giving you for gasoline. 158 00:15:13,253 --> 00:15:15,210 Will you do that for me? 159 00:15:19,383 --> 00:15:21,257 I asked you a question. 160 00:15:22,011 --> 00:15:24,087 And I didn't give you an answer. 161 00:15:24,847 --> 00:15:26,756 So, you can do Walter Drucker. 162 00:15:27,099 --> 00:15:29,257 "Hell, no. That's no fun." 163 00:15:29,351 --> 00:15:31,474 You could fill out mileage 164 00:15:31,812 --> 00:15:34,812 "Hell, no. That's too much like a real job." 165 00:15:38,026 --> 00:15:39,935 You can jump on Mary Ellen Chesbro: 166 00:15:40,028 --> 00:15:44,108 The beautiful court stenographer who's been mooning over you for two years. 167 00:15:45,241 --> 00:15:48,111 "Hell, no. She might get her hooks in me." 168 00:15:49,161 --> 00:15:50,703 Come on, Tommy! 169 00:15:51,038 --> 00:15:55,367 Do Walter Drucker. For once in your life, be reasonable. 170 00:15:57,294 --> 00:15:59,785 I tried that once. I didn't like it. 171 00:16:07,262 --> 00:16:08,839 How's that baby? 172 00:16:09,431 --> 00:16:12,182 I had to leave her with my sister over in Nevada. 173 00:16:12,517 --> 00:16:15,268 Sure was sorry to hear about the arrest. 174 00:16:15,686 --> 00:16:17,679 Are they gonna take the baby away? 175 00:16:17,772 --> 00:16:20,607 I mean, after they find you guilty and all? 176 00:16:21,775 --> 00:16:23,768 I don't know, Mr. Barton. 177 00:16:24,987 --> 00:16:27,145 Sure is a fine machine. 178 00:16:27,614 --> 00:16:30,698 Every boy's dream. A pink Cadillac. 179 00:16:31,535 --> 00:16:33,112 You know what Elvis said. 180 00:16:41,794 --> 00:16:45,329 Roy never drove this thing. Never even had the top down. 181 00:16:45,464 --> 00:16:48,668 And you ask me why I never get any sun on my face. 182 00:16:52,972 --> 00:16:55,178 I don't mean to interfere... 183 00:16:55,557 --> 00:16:57,301 in your marriage... 184 00:16:57,851 --> 00:17:02,180 but it's dangerous messing around with a man's vehicles. 185 00:17:03,190 --> 00:17:05,811 You're right about that, Mr. Barton. 186 00:17:12,824 --> 00:17:15,030 Very right. 187 00:17:25,919 --> 00:17:27,579 Come back here, damn it! 188 00:18:07,083 --> 00:18:09,539 What are you going to do now? 189 00:19:03,386 --> 00:19:06,470 Or you can explain it to Alex. He'll pass judgment. 190 00:19:08,266 --> 00:19:09,641 Yeah, okay. 191 00:19:10,226 --> 00:19:12,764 But I'm worn out. Don't you have any speed? 192 00:19:18,108 --> 00:19:22,272 Diet pills? What the hell am I supposed to do with supermarket diet pills? 193 00:19:23,280 --> 00:19:26,150 You can gobble the whole box as far as I'm concerned. 194 00:19:26,241 --> 00:19:28,814 I'm not gonna waste good crystal on you now. 195 00:19:28,910 --> 00:19:30,618 Maybe if you find Lou Ann. 196 00:19:55,143 --> 00:19:57,219 Hell of an escape, Lou Ann. 197 00:19:59,147 --> 00:20:01,555 You are about the palest thing. 198 00:20:06,613 --> 00:20:08,272 Obviously a hardened criminal, 199 00:20:08,364 --> 00:20:10,736 I can tell by the Kewpie bow lips. 200 00:20:10,825 --> 00:20:15,118 Who cares about her lips? She walked out on a bond of $25,000. She's a fugitive. 201 00:20:15,454 --> 00:20:17,779 You want her or not? For me it's all the same. 202 00:20:17,873 --> 00:20:19,949 I want her. You got a priors on her? 203 00:20:20,042 --> 00:20:24,953 Her old man has all the priors, but I didn't post bond for the old man. 204 00:20:27,132 --> 00:20:29,457 Did they run together by any chance? 205 00:20:29,551 --> 00:20:32,042 Actually, you might have competition from the hubby. 206 00:20:32,137 --> 00:20:35,303 She's more scared of him than she is of the law. 207 00:20:35,473 --> 00:20:36,552 Why's that? 208 00:20:38,810 --> 00:20:42,889 He's involved with that gang of ex-cons, you know, the Birthright. 209 00:20:45,816 --> 00:20:47,014 Birthright? 210 00:20:52,197 --> 00:20:55,364 No, Buddy. I want you to understand me. 211 00:20:55,826 --> 00:20:59,159 Watch the rhythmic movement of my lips as I tell you... 212 00:20:59,245 --> 00:21:02,946 - I'm not going to take this assignment. - Come on, I need you. 213 00:21:03,416 --> 00:21:05,907 Do you know what I was saying to somebody yesterday? 214 00:21:06,002 --> 00:21:08,753 I swear I said, "Tommy Nowak... 215 00:21:08,838 --> 00:21:12,337 "he can track down a shadow in the middle of the night." 216 00:21:12,425 --> 00:21:14,417 I happen to track fugitives, Buddy. 217 00:21:14,510 --> 00:21:18,554 I don't go around after whacked-up ex-cons that carry automatic weapons. 218 00:21:20,474 --> 00:21:23,047 But I bet those guys from the Birthright are saying: 219 00:21:23,143 --> 00:21:26,843 "Let's waste this broad before she turns state's evidence." 220 00:21:27,189 --> 00:21:29,976 I mean, it probably is the first time in your life... 221 00:21:30,066 --> 00:21:32,771 that you can serve the cause of justice. 222 00:21:33,861 --> 00:21:34,941 Yeah. 223 00:21:35,738 --> 00:21:38,905 What? I happen to love our legal system. 224 00:21:41,118 --> 00:21:43,823 As long as it keeps you in diamonds and Sonys. 225 00:21:46,874 --> 00:21:49,032 You're saving her by catching her. 226 00:22:00,220 --> 00:22:02,675 So, where are you going to start looking? 227 00:22:04,015 --> 00:22:07,300 It says here she's got a sister that lives out near Reno. 228 00:22:08,102 --> 00:22:10,723 - Reno? - Might as well start there. 229 00:22:11,230 --> 00:22:13,602 But watch the mileage, would you? 230 00:22:17,069 --> 00:22:19,192 Stay clear of the Birthright! 231 00:24:19,476 --> 00:24:21,634 Speed and wine! 232 00:24:21,728 --> 00:24:23,685 Give me some of that stuff. 233 00:24:24,648 --> 00:24:28,775 I want that stuff that killed Hank Williams, I just don't want quite that much. 234 00:24:42,289 --> 00:24:44,495 What are you yelling for, Roy? 235 00:24:47,502 --> 00:24:50,836 Do you think you've earned the right to have a good time? 236 00:24:53,508 --> 00:24:54,504 No. 237 00:25:25,330 --> 00:25:27,038 What's your problem, Roy? 238 00:25:28,458 --> 00:25:30,082 No problem, Alex. 239 00:25:30,668 --> 00:25:31,866 Tell me. 240 00:25:33,879 --> 00:25:35,457 I don't... 241 00:25:36,132 --> 00:25:37,674 I don't like... 242 00:25:41,261 --> 00:25:45,757 "I don't like seeing Lou Ann out there in Silhouette City." 243 00:25:50,353 --> 00:25:53,224 I always know what you're thinking, don't I? 244 00:25:55,441 --> 00:25:56,437 Yeah. 245 00:25:57,819 --> 00:25:59,692 Go ahead. Take it down. 246 00:26:01,364 --> 00:26:02,644 Go ahead. 247 00:26:16,461 --> 00:26:17,540 Stop! 248 00:26:18,255 --> 00:26:19,665 Turn around. 249 00:26:23,676 --> 00:26:25,254 Do you trust me? 250 00:26:26,262 --> 00:26:27,377 Yes, sir. 251 00:26:29,390 --> 00:26:31,513 Go stand in your wife's picture. 252 00:27:13,223 --> 00:27:14,966 Now, here's the point. 253 00:27:16,101 --> 00:27:19,351 I need at least a dozen more full automatic weapons... 254 00:27:19,437 --> 00:27:22,308 to start building the arsenal of my dreams. 255 00:27:23,441 --> 00:27:25,481 The arsenal of our dreams. 256 00:27:25,735 --> 00:27:26,731 Yeah. 257 00:27:29,655 --> 00:27:33,404 But our weapons budget, our communications budget... 258 00:27:33,492 --> 00:27:37,157 just about our whole budget is driving around in the desert... 259 00:27:38,372 --> 00:27:39,914 with your wife. 260 00:27:41,959 --> 00:27:44,628 Now, are you man enough to go get it back? 261 00:27:45,962 --> 00:27:47,836 - Yes, sir, I am. - Good. 262 00:27:50,633 --> 00:27:52,092 I thought so. 263 00:27:52,635 --> 00:27:55,007 Waycross, why don't you go help him out? 264 00:27:55,555 --> 00:27:57,796 - What should I do about... - The female? 265 00:28:01,769 --> 00:28:03,643 Use your best judgment. 266 00:28:11,528 --> 00:28:13,521 Look at this gorgeous girl. 267 00:28:16,700 --> 00:28:20,993 If this cash was genuine, I'd have your Harvard education all paid for. 268 00:28:21,287 --> 00:28:23,778 $253,000. 269 00:28:24,791 --> 00:28:26,664 That'd just about do it. 270 00:28:26,834 --> 00:28:28,827 This sure does look real. 271 00:28:33,716 --> 00:28:35,708 Why don't you cut loose this one time? 272 00:28:35,801 --> 00:28:39,633 Take this play money into Reno and give yourself a weekend on the town. 273 00:28:39,888 --> 00:28:42,640 What are you talking about? I just got here. 274 00:28:48,480 --> 00:28:51,433 Lou Ann, honey, you're a fugitive. 275 00:28:54,819 --> 00:28:59,397 We figured, if anybody comes after you, this might be their first stop. 276 00:28:59,490 --> 00:29:02,491 It's best we scatter for a while until it blows over. 277 00:29:02,576 --> 00:29:05,826 We'll take the baby to my folks' house. She'll be safe there. 278 00:29:05,913 --> 00:29:09,531 You just go on in to Reno. Have yourself a good time. 279 00:29:10,917 --> 00:29:13,455 And get some sun while you're at it. 280 00:29:22,679 --> 00:29:25,679 Bye, baby. I love you. Yes. 281 00:29:28,100 --> 00:29:31,801 - Everything's gonna be all right. - We'll see you in a couple of days. 282 00:29:31,896 --> 00:29:32,844 Bye. 283 00:29:37,985 --> 00:29:40,902 Bye, honey. I love you. Don't forget me. 284 00:30:16,855 --> 00:30:19,392 You seen a blonde in a pink Cadillac? 285 00:30:21,234 --> 00:30:22,894 Only in my dreams. 286 00:30:33,162 --> 00:30:34,490 Pack them. 287 00:30:36,832 --> 00:30:39,370 Aren't you gonna treat yourself to some new clothes? 288 00:30:39,459 --> 00:30:42,413 We mustn't let our babies get more glamorous than us. 289 00:30:44,381 --> 00:30:46,172 Maybe just one dress. 290 00:30:47,300 --> 00:30:50,669 Ring these up. I'm going to show her to ladies' wear. 291 00:30:51,387 --> 00:30:53,380 - And the shoe department. - Good. 292 00:33:23,739 --> 00:33:26,408 I'll go! Give me the dice while I'm hot. 293 00:33:28,661 --> 00:33:30,203 Let's go again. 294 00:33:32,456 --> 00:33:34,164 Coming up. Eight! 295 00:33:37,294 --> 00:33:40,378 - Okay, give me the dice. - Your skin is soft. 296 00:33:40,922 --> 00:33:42,582 Fellow, leave the lady alone. 297 00:33:42,674 --> 00:33:47,086 Leave me alone while I'm holding the dice. Give me those dice. Okay! 298 00:33:48,012 --> 00:33:49,340 You can't do it. 299 00:33:50,306 --> 00:33:52,014 I'm going to double it! 300 00:33:54,518 --> 00:33:55,681 Seven, out. 301 00:33:56,896 --> 00:33:58,306 Oh, no. I lost. 302 00:33:59,148 --> 00:34:00,523 Your skin... 303 00:34:00,691 --> 00:34:03,691 it is so soft. Like Velveeta. 304 00:34:04,528 --> 00:34:06,686 You know Velveeta? 305 00:34:07,864 --> 00:34:10,865 Yeah. You think my skin looks like processed cheese. 306 00:34:30,928 --> 00:34:34,047 May I see you for a moment? Right this way. Thank you. 307 00:34:36,558 --> 00:34:39,013 Sit down over here, Mrs. McGuinn. 308 00:34:39,561 --> 00:34:42,645 Somebody got you some nice threads, didn't they? 309 00:34:43,731 --> 00:34:45,558 Recognize this woman? 310 00:34:48,361 --> 00:34:50,069 She looks familiar. 311 00:34:50,571 --> 00:34:53,062 Like someone who never really got a break. 312 00:34:53,407 --> 00:34:56,693 Someone who might go crazy for a day. I wouldn't judge her. 313 00:34:58,829 --> 00:35:00,074 You're a cop? 314 00:35:01,582 --> 00:35:02,826 Not exactly. 315 00:35:03,417 --> 00:35:06,287 What do you mean, not exactly? Who the hell are you? 316 00:35:06,378 --> 00:35:07,920 I'm a skip tracer. 317 00:35:08,004 --> 00:35:10,756 I work for the bail bondsman who put up your bond. 318 00:35:16,596 --> 00:35:20,130 Why didn't you have your husband and his friends put up the money? 319 00:35:23,936 --> 00:35:26,225 If you're taking me back, let's get going. 320 00:35:26,313 --> 00:35:28,851 I can't take much more of this Elvis tribute. 321 00:35:39,075 --> 00:35:42,444 If you don't mind me saying, you look dressed to kill tonight. 322 00:35:42,578 --> 00:35:44,904 I'm dressed to torture, killing's too good. 323 00:35:44,997 --> 00:35:46,907 Could you hold that a second? 324 00:35:48,834 --> 00:35:49,997 My purse! 325 00:35:52,296 --> 00:35:54,419 You creep! Just give me back my... 326 00:35:56,133 --> 00:35:57,331 Thanks. 327 00:36:01,304 --> 00:36:03,593 I got a warrant for that woman. 328 00:36:41,134 --> 00:36:42,544 Here's fine. 329 00:36:53,354 --> 00:36:56,023 Didn't think anyone could run that fast in heels. 330 00:36:56,106 --> 00:36:57,980 Tina Turner taught me. 331 00:37:00,569 --> 00:37:03,190 Look, mister, I got an 8-month-old baby... 332 00:37:03,280 --> 00:37:06,530 I don't even want to hear about it. I'm just a delivery boy. 333 00:37:08,576 --> 00:37:09,987 Where are the handcuffs? 334 00:37:10,078 --> 00:37:14,786 Aren't you gonna handcuff me? Isn't that part of the job? 335 00:37:15,333 --> 00:37:18,333 Lady, I don't even like starch in my collars. 336 00:37:34,851 --> 00:37:37,342 You wouldn't take bail money from the Birthright... 337 00:37:37,437 --> 00:37:41,351 but you managed to spend some of that counterfeit cash around town. 338 00:37:43,234 --> 00:37:44,894 It's not so complicated. 339 00:37:45,194 --> 00:37:47,566 I had the whole thing figured out. 340 00:37:47,655 --> 00:37:49,446 It's for my daughter. 341 00:37:51,200 --> 00:37:54,734 I was going to take a little bit of the make-believe money... 342 00:37:54,870 --> 00:37:57,705 and win a lot of the real money... 343 00:37:58,623 --> 00:38:00,118 at the tables. 344 00:38:01,793 --> 00:38:03,121 It's dumb. 345 00:38:04,546 --> 00:38:07,297 It sounds like one of my husband's great ideas. 346 00:38:07,757 --> 00:38:09,666 He sounds really swift. 347 00:38:10,635 --> 00:38:13,838 How'd you get tied up with him in the first place? 348 00:38:16,849 --> 00:38:21,096 Believe it or not, Roy was the coolest boy in San Bernardino... 349 00:38:22,855 --> 00:38:24,931 about 40,000 Heinekens ago. 350 00:38:28,068 --> 00:38:30,523 He said I was marrying James Dean. 351 00:38:30,612 --> 00:38:33,233 I ended up with an amphetamine junkie. 352 00:38:34,324 --> 00:38:38,024 You don't know how many women I talk to who tell the same story. 353 00:38:40,204 --> 00:38:41,200 Look... 354 00:38:42,790 --> 00:38:46,657 I have $250,000 of very high-quality counterfeit cash... 355 00:38:46,752 --> 00:38:49,325 Forget it. I wouldn't take it if it was real. 356 00:38:49,421 --> 00:38:52,541 Shut up and listen to me. I didn't mean it that way. 357 00:38:52,883 --> 00:38:55,552 - You didn't? - I didn't mean it that way. 358 00:38:56,219 --> 00:39:00,632 I thought that if I gave the money to the cops, they might go easy on me. 359 00:39:03,226 --> 00:39:04,886 We could go back and pick it up. 360 00:39:04,978 --> 00:39:09,106 Helping you with your legal case is absolutely none of my business. 361 00:39:09,399 --> 00:39:12,234 My job is just to follow you, find you... 362 00:39:13,027 --> 00:39:15,233 and Federal Express you back home. 363 00:39:16,822 --> 00:39:18,316 The three F's? 364 00:40:05,785 --> 00:40:07,742 I could use a little help. 365 00:40:10,081 --> 00:40:12,120 This is so wrong. 366 00:40:27,139 --> 00:40:28,633 Stand aside. 367 00:40:30,600 --> 00:40:32,806 It makes a really good hiding place. 368 00:40:42,695 --> 00:40:46,064 It kind of reminds you of going to the drive-in movie, doesn't it? 369 00:40:47,324 --> 00:40:49,198 Parking in the woods... 370 00:40:50,494 --> 00:40:53,530 listening to the crickets off in the distance. 371 00:40:55,791 --> 00:40:58,827 - The howling of the wolves... - Will you shut up? 372 00:40:59,336 --> 00:41:01,209 The baying of the dogs. 373 00:41:03,006 --> 00:41:06,457 You just have to play that little-girl-lost routine, don't you? 374 00:41:08,427 --> 00:41:10,503 "I'm just a fugitive felon. 375 00:41:10,972 --> 00:41:13,509 "That doesn't mean I'm not feminine. 376 00:41:13,599 --> 00:41:15,924 "I just need a strong man to help me. 377 00:41:16,018 --> 00:41:19,019 "I guess that makes me like a Cosmo fugitive." 378 00:41:21,189 --> 00:41:24,393 Buddy. Look, I asked you for a favor. You said okay. 379 00:41:24,484 --> 00:41:26,975 You don't have to go making fun of me. 380 00:41:28,697 --> 00:41:30,855 I'm through taking shit from men. 381 00:41:32,659 --> 00:41:34,781 That's one thing we have in common. 382 00:41:34,869 --> 00:41:37,870 Because I'm through taking shit from men, too. 383 00:41:50,133 --> 00:41:53,917 It's a little late to try to head out to Sacramento now. 384 00:42:10,736 --> 00:42:13,737 Come on in. Make yourself comfortable. 385 00:42:18,035 --> 00:42:19,577 Those are gone. 386 00:42:20,078 --> 00:42:22,285 Put your sack down. Take a load off. 387 00:42:38,679 --> 00:42:41,087 Buddy? It's me, in Reno. 388 00:42:42,057 --> 00:42:45,509 I haven't found her yet. I got the scent, though. 389 00:42:48,105 --> 00:42:50,892 I'll probably find her tomorrow or the next day. 390 00:42:51,608 --> 00:42:55,392 Will you forget about the mileage? I'm tired of talking about mileage. 391 00:42:56,488 --> 00:42:59,405 I'll call you in the morning no matter what happens. 392 00:43:05,329 --> 00:43:06,954 Why did you lie? 393 00:43:15,964 --> 00:43:18,716 It just seemed easier than explaining things. 394 00:43:21,136 --> 00:43:24,587 Would you care for something from our complimentary mini-bar? 395 00:43:30,895 --> 00:43:31,891 Yeah. 396 00:43:32,188 --> 00:43:35,142 I forgot that's the way it is with these joints. 397 00:43:35,233 --> 00:43:39,147 They get you half in the bag, and you forget how to play the game. 398 00:43:47,452 --> 00:43:49,943 Maybe one Cuervo. Just a short one. 399 00:43:57,003 --> 00:44:00,372 We'll keep the drapes open, so it won't get too dark in here. 400 00:44:07,471 --> 00:44:09,464 What's the matter? Are you nervous? 401 00:44:11,934 --> 00:44:13,973 Are your palms all sweaty? 402 00:44:22,861 --> 00:44:25,149 Can you help me with my zipper? 403 00:44:30,451 --> 00:44:31,447 Thanks. 404 00:45:04,817 --> 00:45:06,395 Going somewhere? 405 00:45:07,027 --> 00:45:10,443 I was just getting a glass of water. I have a little gas. 406 00:45:15,202 --> 00:45:16,364 Feel good? 407 00:45:29,590 --> 00:45:30,919 Thank you. 408 00:45:32,802 --> 00:45:35,043 Look at these little jellies. 409 00:45:40,893 --> 00:45:43,763 No, it's mine. 410 00:45:44,396 --> 00:45:46,389 It's mine. That's for the bill. 411 00:45:48,650 --> 00:45:49,930 That's for you. 412 00:45:50,068 --> 00:45:52,144 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 413 00:45:56,115 --> 00:45:57,444 I'm a big tipper. 414 00:45:57,533 --> 00:46:00,404 - Let's look at some of this play dough. - No. 415 00:46:01,495 --> 00:46:04,615 I have had no trouble spending any of that money. 416 00:46:05,291 --> 00:46:08,245 - I can see why. It's real. - It can't be. 417 00:46:08,752 --> 00:46:09,950 It's real. 418 00:46:11,255 --> 00:46:13,543 - How do you know? - I just know. 419 00:46:15,050 --> 00:46:17,623 I think these guys must have come across... 420 00:46:17,719 --> 00:46:21,799 high-grade counterfeit money. They've been exchanging it for the real stuff. 421 00:46:22,807 --> 00:46:26,887 The money in your trailer was probably the last of the fake stuff. 422 00:46:27,103 --> 00:46:30,436 This is Grade A, U.S. Government green. 423 00:46:32,650 --> 00:46:33,764 You mean... 424 00:46:34,819 --> 00:46:36,941 I've been running around... 425 00:46:39,782 --> 00:46:41,359 with $250,000... 426 00:46:43,035 --> 00:46:44,529 in real money? 427 00:46:45,579 --> 00:46:46,574 Yep. 428 00:46:47,330 --> 00:46:48,659 Birthright money? 429 00:46:56,834 --> 00:46:57,865 Oh, God. 430 00:47:00,087 --> 00:47:02,163 What's going to happen to me? 431 00:47:06,677 --> 00:47:09,084 What's going to happen to my baby? 432 00:47:19,355 --> 00:47:21,147 I've got a job to do. 433 00:47:22,734 --> 00:47:24,358 We better hit the road. 434 00:47:29,907 --> 00:47:32,065 America for Americans! 435 00:47:42,002 --> 00:47:43,875 Did you get the female? 436 00:47:47,340 --> 00:47:48,882 What about the money? 437 00:47:58,100 --> 00:48:01,101 You two have put me on a very low-budget level. 438 00:48:01,562 --> 00:48:04,563 Now, I tried to have some pamphlets made up cheaply. 439 00:48:04,857 --> 00:48:08,356 Waycross, why don't you come up here and take a look at this? 440 00:48:18,745 --> 00:48:21,496 "Niggers," blah, blah, blah... 441 00:48:22,290 --> 00:48:24,662 "Spics, gooks taking our jobs." 442 00:48:25,626 --> 00:48:27,417 Blah, blah, blah. 443 00:48:27,628 --> 00:48:29,537 "Conspiracy of the Jews." 444 00:48:30,631 --> 00:48:34,047 - It's not very good. - Why don't you tell everyone why? 445 00:48:35,552 --> 00:48:38,043 Well, first of all, the printing stinks. 446 00:48:38,138 --> 00:48:39,929 I mean, "niggers" is all blurred... 447 00:48:40,015 --> 00:48:43,300 and now and here you got "Jews" running off into the margin. 448 00:48:44,060 --> 00:48:45,602 You got that right. 449 00:48:51,109 --> 00:48:54,145 - You think that's funny? - I mean... 450 00:48:55,905 --> 00:48:57,067 Imagine... 451 00:48:57,490 --> 00:49:01,736 trying to recruit new members with amateurish crap like this. 452 00:49:01,952 --> 00:49:03,779 There's no way, Alex. 453 00:49:05,038 --> 00:49:07,612 You are going to Silhouette City. 454 00:49:20,970 --> 00:49:22,298 All right! 455 00:49:25,558 --> 00:49:27,100 He's a warrior. 456 00:49:28,644 --> 00:49:29,640 Good. 457 00:49:32,314 --> 00:49:34,188 Now I feel some unity. 458 00:49:34,900 --> 00:49:36,774 Now I feel some power. 459 00:49:37,527 --> 00:49:42,023 Not just a bunch of small-time car thieves, penny ante codeine junkies... 460 00:49:42,324 --> 00:49:46,155 wife beaters, drifters without a clue in this world... 461 00:49:47,078 --> 00:49:48,537 but warriors. 462 00:49:49,288 --> 00:49:52,075 Ready to seize everything that's been denied them. 463 00:50:00,632 --> 00:50:03,717 Why don't you go back to that sister's house and wait? 464 00:50:03,802 --> 00:50:07,847 I guarantee you, within five days we will have all our money back. 465 00:50:10,517 --> 00:50:12,889 And we will deal with the female. 466 00:50:17,690 --> 00:50:20,098 You see that? That's God. 467 00:50:20,234 --> 00:50:23,437 God caused that flat tire. He doesn't want you to take me back. 468 00:50:23,529 --> 00:50:26,020 - God's into blowing tires now? - Yes. 469 00:50:27,491 --> 00:50:29,899 I'm just asking for two more days. 470 00:50:30,077 --> 00:50:33,113 We can go to my sister's house and I can see my baby again. 471 00:50:33,205 --> 00:50:36,455 Don't you know I've already gone clinically insane? 472 00:50:37,542 --> 00:50:41,622 Taking you back here to get the money, interfering with your case. 473 00:50:42,047 --> 00:50:44,751 Ever since I met you, I've been breaking the law. 474 00:50:44,841 --> 00:50:47,676 What the hell is the law anyway? 475 00:50:47,969 --> 00:50:50,970 The same people who make the law, break the law every day. 476 00:50:51,055 --> 00:50:53,972 I am not talking about their law, I am talking about my law. 477 00:50:54,058 --> 00:50:55,137 Fine! 478 00:50:57,770 --> 00:50:59,762 Then follow your own law. 479 00:51:16,746 --> 00:51:20,031 What do you mean the trail went cold? Tom, you're too good, 480 00:51:20,458 --> 00:51:23,079 I'm having serious trouble with this. 481 00:51:23,586 --> 00:51:25,993 Wait, don't hang up. All right. 482 00:51:27,506 --> 00:51:31,800 Since you've driven all the way to Reno, Nevada, you might as well do Jack Bass. 483 00:51:32,761 --> 00:51:36,046 We got a tip that he's been hanging around Harrah's lately. 484 00:51:36,139 --> 00:51:37,468 Yeah. 485 00:51:37,891 --> 00:51:38,922 Okay. 486 00:51:39,684 --> 00:51:41,262 Wait, Tom. 487 00:51:43,104 --> 00:51:45,677 Do you know what cherchez la femme means? 488 00:51:46,441 --> 00:51:49,726 It's French for dig up the broad, already. Okay? 489 00:51:50,027 --> 00:51:53,478 I've always admired your way with a Continental phrase. 490 00:51:59,828 --> 00:52:02,449 I've got a new case. A real mean dude. 491 00:52:03,623 --> 00:52:06,293 What the hell am I going to do with you? 492 00:52:06,376 --> 00:52:08,949 Take me along. Maybe I can help. 493 00:52:20,514 --> 00:52:22,721 Oh, God. Give me a break. 494 00:52:22,808 --> 00:52:26,259 Too much raw dude for you, babe? I can dig it. 495 00:52:26,729 --> 00:52:29,564 If my life were a movie, there'd be a sign on it saying: 496 00:52:29,648 --> 00:52:33,266 "Caution: Some scenes too intense for younger viewers." 497 00:52:36,071 --> 00:52:37,102 Okay. 498 00:52:37,197 --> 00:52:41,111 Let's say this act of yours works and you catch this Bass character. 499 00:52:41,201 --> 00:52:43,822 - We catch this bastard, doll face. - Yeah. 500 00:52:44,120 --> 00:52:46,326 We catch him. What did he do, anyhow? 501 00:52:46,414 --> 00:52:48,572 He stabbed a dealer down in Vegas. 502 00:52:48,700 --> 00:52:51,900 Imagined he was cheating on him, went crazy with a ten-inch blade. 503 00:52:54,630 --> 00:52:56,539 Where are we gonna try and catch him? 504 00:52:56,632 --> 00:53:00,131 I hear he's been hanging around Harrah's the last few nights. 505 00:53:02,888 --> 00:53:05,011 What'll you do when you catch him? 506 00:53:05,098 --> 00:53:06,889 I'm gonna apprehend him. 507 00:53:07,559 --> 00:53:09,966 Turn him over to the local authorities. 508 00:53:10,520 --> 00:53:13,011 Without getting to know anything about him. 509 00:53:13,106 --> 00:53:15,431 Nothing about his personal life. 510 00:53:15,525 --> 00:53:19,688 I don't want to know about his brother, his mother, his sister... 511 00:53:20,488 --> 00:53:22,694 I don't want to know about the family pets... 512 00:53:22,781 --> 00:53:25,189 the pet parakeet, the dog, the cat. 513 00:53:25,284 --> 00:53:28,368 I don't want to know diddly-shit. 514 00:53:34,751 --> 00:53:37,705 Wait for my signal. And remember your line. 515 00:53:38,546 --> 00:53:41,713 Hello, Jack. I'm Miss Reno Casino. 516 00:54:12,036 --> 00:54:14,871 This is where you want to be. Big jackpot. 517 00:54:14,956 --> 00:54:16,070 Big payoffs. 518 00:54:17,875 --> 00:54:20,911 Come on in and try your luck. This is where you want to be. 519 00:54:21,003 --> 00:54:23,708 If you feel lucky, this is where you want to play... 520 00:54:23,797 --> 00:54:26,253 because the action never stops. Come on in. 521 00:54:38,978 --> 00:54:40,389 What do you think? 522 00:54:42,899 --> 00:54:45,271 Looks like a penis, only smaller. 523 00:54:53,158 --> 00:54:55,649 If you're feeling lucky, this is the place to be. 524 00:54:55,744 --> 00:54:57,737 Because the action never stops. 525 00:54:57,829 --> 00:55:01,779 If you're hungry, step right up, come in and try one of our restaurants. 526 00:55:01,875 --> 00:55:05,409 This is it, folks. This is the place you want to be. Big payoffs. 527 00:55:06,129 --> 00:55:09,295 Here he is, Mr. Hassleback. Our one-millionth customer. 528 00:55:09,716 --> 00:55:12,966 What a fine specimen of a man he is, too. 529 00:55:13,052 --> 00:55:14,879 Yes, Mr. Lucky One Million. 530 00:55:14,971 --> 00:55:18,090 Sorry we don't have a brass band for you, Mr... 531 00:55:18,182 --> 00:55:20,471 - Jack Bass. - Jack Bass. 532 00:55:20,559 --> 00:55:22,635 No brass for Mr. Bass. 533 00:55:23,103 --> 00:55:25,938 If you'll pardon the pun, sir. May I call you Jack? 534 00:55:27,149 --> 00:55:29,022 You can call me Daryl Hassleback. 535 00:55:29,109 --> 00:55:32,941 I happen to be the vice-president in charge of promotion of this casino. 536 00:55:33,029 --> 00:55:35,188 Are you familiar with our operation? 537 00:55:35,907 --> 00:55:37,899 Sure. Like Vic Damone... 538 00:55:38,993 --> 00:55:42,113 - and Alan King. - Yeah, like Vic. 539 00:55:42,288 --> 00:55:43,866 Yeah, cool, man. 540 00:55:43,956 --> 00:55:47,621 We have 143 gaming tables and 4 showrooms... 541 00:55:47,710 --> 00:55:52,087 and the deluxe hotel. And we got a fantastic gift for you. 542 00:55:52,798 --> 00:55:53,960 Yeah, what? 543 00:55:54,841 --> 00:55:58,756 Would you believe an all-expense-paid weekend on me... 544 00:55:58,929 --> 00:56:01,633 and $5,000 worth of chips? 545 00:56:03,516 --> 00:56:07,348 Ladies and gentlemen, move back and give Mr. Bass some room. 546 00:56:07,437 --> 00:56:11,102 Move back. Can't you see the detective is trying to make an arrest... 547 00:57:22,090 --> 00:57:23,253 Get him! 548 00:57:32,642 --> 00:57:34,267 I'll kill you, you... 549 00:57:58,708 --> 00:58:00,452 - My name is Tom Nowak. - What? 550 00:58:00,543 --> 00:58:03,793 I've been authorized to turn you over to the local authorities... 551 00:58:03,880 --> 00:58:06,252 where you will be extradited. 552 00:58:19,311 --> 00:58:22,265 Yeah! It's a contact sport! 553 00:58:36,285 --> 00:58:38,159 What the hell happened to you? 554 00:58:38,538 --> 00:58:42,120 You were supposed to show up and play Miss Reno Casino... 555 00:58:42,208 --> 00:58:45,292 - and give him a kiss. - I didn't want to kiss him. 556 00:58:45,377 --> 00:58:47,999 We both know what I was really supposed to do. 557 00:58:48,088 --> 00:58:51,006 I was supposed to show you once and for all if I'd run away. 558 00:58:51,091 --> 00:58:53,416 - You showed me. You ran. - I thought about it. 559 00:58:53,510 --> 00:58:55,882 But when I saw you chasing him, I came back. 560 00:58:55,971 --> 00:58:58,343 We did Jack Bass! 561 00:59:00,100 --> 00:59:02,139 - We're partners. - Partners? 562 00:59:02,227 --> 00:59:05,891 I don't even have a goddamn car anymore. I don't have any partners. 563 00:59:19,368 --> 00:59:23,235 Didn't anyone ever tell you, you shouldn't mess with a man's vehicles? 564 00:59:23,330 --> 00:59:26,200 Yeah, I think I heard that someplace before. 565 00:59:26,625 --> 00:59:28,866 You want the goddamn car or not? 566 00:59:29,377 --> 00:59:31,702 Yeah, I want it, for two days only. 567 00:59:32,046 --> 00:59:36,210 One day to see your kid, and the other day to get you to Sacramento. 568 00:59:45,100 --> 00:59:46,263 Thanks. 569 00:59:52,232 --> 00:59:53,940 You won't regret it. 570 00:59:59,072 --> 01:00:00,317 I wonder. 571 01:00:07,830 --> 01:00:11,828 I may be thick, but this sucks, standing here waiting. 572 01:00:12,293 --> 01:00:16,753 Well, Roy, you are thick. Just about as thick as a Texas steak. 573 01:00:58,169 --> 01:01:01,503 My God, it's Roy. It's Roy with some other guy. 574 01:01:01,589 --> 01:01:04,045 What the hell did I do with the goddamn. 38? 575 01:01:12,391 --> 01:01:13,506 Shit! 576 01:01:14,351 --> 01:01:16,557 Fellow here kind of misses his wife. 577 01:01:16,645 --> 01:01:19,765 Where is she, Jeff? You better tell us right now. 578 01:01:20,524 --> 01:01:22,646 I swear we haven't seen her. 579 01:01:24,653 --> 01:01:27,606 Come on now, Jeff. You're my brother-in-law. 580 01:01:32,326 --> 01:01:35,411 Family members should always be truthful with each other. 581 01:01:35,496 --> 01:01:37,370 He is telling you the truth! 582 01:01:37,581 --> 01:01:39,123 Give me Royann. 583 01:01:39,625 --> 01:01:41,867 Give me my own flesh and blood. 584 01:01:42,711 --> 01:01:45,167 It's okay, honey. It's okay. 585 01:01:45,881 --> 01:01:48,882 You know, Roy, this kid's our ace in the hole. 586 01:01:49,009 --> 01:01:51,132 Mothers always come back for their young. 587 01:01:51,219 --> 01:01:53,176 It's just a matter of time. 588 01:01:53,680 --> 01:01:55,471 Wouldn't you say so, dear? 589 01:01:56,766 --> 01:02:00,016 I don't know. It could be a real long time. 590 01:02:01,187 --> 01:02:03,856 We'll wait. I got plenty of time. 591 01:02:10,779 --> 01:02:14,693 So why did the first marriage break up? 592 01:02:16,368 --> 01:02:18,360 First marriage was a joke. 593 01:02:19,871 --> 01:02:21,282 I was never around. 594 01:02:21,373 --> 01:02:24,327 This line of work, you're always out on the road. 595 01:02:24,918 --> 01:02:26,709 The second marriage... 596 01:02:27,795 --> 01:02:29,704 I don't even want to touch that one. 597 01:02:29,797 --> 01:02:32,715 I did get engaged to a girl about three years ago. 598 01:02:33,759 --> 01:02:34,922 Really? 599 01:02:39,723 --> 01:02:41,965 So what happened? 600 01:02:42,726 --> 01:02:44,304 Right after we got engaged... 601 01:02:44,394 --> 01:02:47,146 she won the title of Miss Aamco Transmission... 602 01:02:47,230 --> 01:02:49,057 of Turlock, California. 603 01:02:49,566 --> 01:02:51,689 Naturally, she'd date a guy... 604 01:02:51,901 --> 01:02:55,317 who'd stand beside her when she performed her queenly duties... 605 01:02:55,405 --> 01:02:58,738 like cutting the ribbon at a new muffler shop or something. 606 01:02:59,742 --> 01:03:01,735 We both knew I wasn't that guy. 607 01:03:04,288 --> 01:03:06,744 So you never really settled down. 608 01:03:07,374 --> 01:03:10,743 - I don't think... - Let me guess. You're not the type. 609 01:03:11,920 --> 01:03:14,376 You're an American wildcat. 610 01:03:14,923 --> 01:03:17,544 Your kind can't breed in captivity. 611 01:03:17,634 --> 01:03:20,172 The road is your only home. 612 01:03:39,780 --> 01:03:42,781 Isn't that dangerous? Putting that cocaine on that knife? 613 01:03:42,866 --> 01:03:44,111 Cocaine? 614 01:03:44,576 --> 01:03:46,485 Cocaine's for queers with gold credit cards. 615 01:03:46,578 --> 01:03:48,571 This here is amphetamine. 616 01:03:49,289 --> 01:03:52,740 Only way to snort it is off a hunting knife. Want some? 617 01:03:54,627 --> 01:03:57,083 Cute little girl, isn't she? 618 01:03:58,464 --> 01:04:01,299 She's her dad's precious. 619 01:04:04,428 --> 01:04:06,919 I'm not much for rug rats myself. 620 01:04:07,473 --> 01:04:09,679 Just accidents waiting to happen. 621 01:04:11,101 --> 01:04:14,268 Of course, this one's worth its weight in gold, isn't it? 622 01:04:14,354 --> 01:04:17,141 This one's going to bring home mama. 623 01:04:17,315 --> 01:04:20,186 Mama and all that precious money. 624 01:04:20,777 --> 01:04:23,232 Roy, what are you going to do to Lou Ann? 625 01:04:26,324 --> 01:04:29,028 We're gonna get the money and the car back... 626 01:04:29,118 --> 01:04:32,569 and then we're just gonna put the fear of God into her. 627 01:04:32,872 --> 01:04:34,330 Fear of God? 628 01:04:36,083 --> 01:04:38,656 What good's the fear of God these days? 629 01:04:39,378 --> 01:04:42,912 She took our hard-earned money. She can nail us. 630 01:04:43,882 --> 01:04:47,167 I don't think the fear of God's nearly good enough. 631 01:04:49,971 --> 01:04:53,755 A child of four could see these envelopes are hermetically sealed, 632 01:04:53,850 --> 01:04:57,432 They've been kept in a mayonnaise jar since noon today, 633 01:04:59,689 --> 01:05:04,018 If you could just sit and talk to Alex for 10 minutes... 634 01:05:04,109 --> 01:05:07,525 you'd understand why you have to live in this crummy little house. 635 01:05:07,613 --> 01:05:11,859 How you got cheated of your birthright and what you could do to get it back. 636 01:05:12,534 --> 01:05:14,859 This house is just fine with me. 637 01:05:15,537 --> 01:05:19,700 I know what you stand for. My old man fought against it in World War II. 638 01:05:20,125 --> 01:05:22,450 Maybe I should pop you right now. 639 01:05:22,544 --> 01:05:23,742 My Cadillac! 640 01:05:25,046 --> 01:05:26,326 She's here. 641 01:05:33,721 --> 01:05:37,552 - You recognize this car? - It's Jeff and Dinah's. They're home. 642 01:05:58,744 --> 01:06:00,903 This is my friend, Tom Nowak. 643 01:06:01,455 --> 01:06:04,242 Hi, Tom, pleased to meet you. 644 01:06:05,834 --> 01:06:07,910 Why don't you both come in? 645 01:06:11,381 --> 01:06:13,670 - Where's my little baby? - There she is. 646 01:06:15,385 --> 01:06:17,378 Who's here? Look. 647 01:06:19,931 --> 01:06:22,422 Show your mama how you've been walking. 648 01:06:24,602 --> 01:06:26,511 Pumpkin, you can walk! 649 01:06:34,653 --> 01:06:35,982 Surprise! 650 01:06:38,991 --> 01:06:41,446 - Roy, what's going on? - Over there. 651 01:06:41,952 --> 01:06:44,621 Maybe you better tell me what's going on. 652 01:06:44,996 --> 01:06:46,953 Who's the new bodyguard? 653 01:06:47,957 --> 01:06:49,701 He was sent to catch me. 654 01:06:50,043 --> 01:06:52,119 Sure, you look real caught. 655 01:06:52,462 --> 01:06:54,454 By the bail bondsman, Roy. 656 01:06:56,674 --> 01:06:59,212 Take your filthy hands off my child! 657 01:07:01,303 --> 01:07:05,882 They say you can't put a value on human life. That's such absolute bullshit! 658 01:07:07,059 --> 01:07:10,060 I can put a value on this little rug rat's life. 659 01:07:10,145 --> 01:07:13,430 $253,000. Let's have it. 660 01:07:15,275 --> 01:07:17,351 And the keys to my Cadillac, too. 661 01:07:21,072 --> 01:07:22,270 Here you go. 662 01:07:23,324 --> 01:07:25,862 You had the nerve to drive my vehicle? I ought to... 663 01:07:25,952 --> 01:07:28,110 The transmission's half-shot and it pulls... 664 01:07:28,204 --> 01:07:30,492 Fuck that Cadillac! Where's the money? 665 01:07:31,498 --> 01:07:33,989 It's right in the back where you left it. 666 01:07:34,835 --> 01:07:39,295 Go check it, Roy. If it's there, honk. Wait for me outside. You understand? 667 01:07:39,673 --> 01:07:41,500 Wait outside! 668 01:07:49,641 --> 01:07:52,511 I've got some unfinished business with this bitch. 669 01:08:02,569 --> 01:08:04,692 You're gonna try to be a hero? 670 01:08:05,364 --> 01:08:07,902 I'm a skip tracer. This isn't my fight. 671 01:08:08,200 --> 01:08:10,192 Then shut up and sit down. 672 01:08:35,017 --> 01:08:36,427 Get the kid! 673 01:08:37,394 --> 01:08:41,557 No, Roy! You're not like them. Roy, give me the baby! 674 01:08:42,190 --> 01:08:43,269 Roy, no! 675 01:08:51,115 --> 01:08:52,490 Come back! 676 01:08:54,368 --> 01:08:57,037 Roy, come back with the baby! 677 01:09:18,933 --> 01:09:21,969 That guy was good. I'll give him that. 678 01:09:25,022 --> 01:09:26,813 "It's not my fight." 679 01:09:29,860 --> 01:09:31,769 You know what, darling? 680 01:09:32,321 --> 01:09:33,601 He lied. 681 01:09:57,720 --> 01:09:59,712 The night she was born... 682 01:10:00,806 --> 01:10:04,056 I remember lying on the table in the delivery room. 683 01:10:05,143 --> 01:10:06,341 Worrying. 684 01:10:07,229 --> 01:10:08,937 Worrying about Roy. 685 01:10:09,314 --> 01:10:11,105 Worrying about money. 686 01:10:11,941 --> 01:10:13,768 Worrying about this baby. 687 01:10:15,069 --> 01:10:18,853 She seemed to have two strikes against her before she was even born. 688 01:10:23,452 --> 01:10:26,287 Then, all of a sudden, I just... 689 01:10:27,831 --> 01:10:31,580 floated up to the ceiling of the delivery room. 690 01:10:33,420 --> 01:10:35,080 I hovered there... 691 01:10:35,714 --> 01:10:37,541 looking down at myself. 692 01:10:38,550 --> 01:10:41,301 And I saw how pale and sweaty... 693 01:10:41,803 --> 01:10:44,210 and worried I was, and I thought... 694 01:10:46,265 --> 01:10:49,468 it's a shame she has to be so scared all her life. 695 01:10:52,229 --> 01:10:55,479 Doesn't she know everything's going to be all right? 696 01:10:59,987 --> 01:11:01,860 Because the real me... 697 01:11:02,573 --> 01:11:05,028 was floating above it all. 698 01:11:07,202 --> 01:11:10,203 Then the ceiling of the delivery room just opened up... 699 01:11:10,288 --> 01:11:13,040 and I just kept rising up into the air... 700 01:11:13,833 --> 01:11:18,376 until it felt like all the stars were passing right through my body. 701 01:11:21,299 --> 01:11:23,374 And then the baby came out. 702 01:11:33,518 --> 01:11:35,725 We're going to get your baby back. 703 01:11:48,407 --> 01:11:50,614 - I love you. - Drive carefully. 704 01:11:52,328 --> 01:11:53,324 Bye. 705 01:12:10,095 --> 01:12:11,257 All right. 706 01:12:11,888 --> 01:12:15,304 You wanna be partners, we'll be partners. Open the glove box. 707 01:12:28,320 --> 01:12:31,274 I'm gonna give you your first lesson in skip tracing. 708 01:12:31,365 --> 01:12:33,737 A subtle, almost diabolically clever way... 709 01:12:33,825 --> 01:12:36,446 of obtaining documents from locked places. 710 01:12:39,038 --> 01:12:40,533 That is clever. 711 01:12:52,426 --> 01:12:54,217 What does he have in here? 712 01:12:54,845 --> 01:12:58,095 Roy always had a couple of those phony IDs hanging around. 713 01:12:59,474 --> 01:13:01,099 Looks pretty good, doesn't it? 714 01:13:01,184 --> 01:13:02,844 Better than pretty good. 715 01:13:03,145 --> 01:13:05,980 This could fool a trooper in California or Nevada. 716 01:13:06,439 --> 01:13:08,598 This is a Ricky Z original. 717 01:13:09,317 --> 01:13:10,941 We're headed west. 718 01:13:13,613 --> 01:13:15,107 Who's Ricky Z? 719 01:13:41,639 --> 01:13:44,011 All right. Tommy Nowak! 720 01:13:45,101 --> 01:13:47,639 How's the life force treating you today, pal? 721 01:13:47,853 --> 01:13:49,680 - All right. - Come on in. 722 01:13:52,024 --> 01:13:56,152 I wanted to know if you remember making this license for a Roy Hollyfield? 723 01:13:56,236 --> 01:13:57,481 Sure, boy! 724 01:13:57,571 --> 01:14:01,153 I had to go into a trance on that one. It's not funny either. 725 01:14:01,241 --> 01:14:04,859 This is the truth. Dude came in here, he was all shaky. 726 01:14:04,953 --> 01:14:06,744 His partners were all hostile... 727 01:14:06,830 --> 01:14:09,581 so I just wanted to give him a name to chill him out. 728 01:14:09,666 --> 01:14:12,287 So I went into my meditation routine. 729 01:14:13,753 --> 01:14:16,754 And I came up with this name. Roy Hollyfield. 730 01:14:18,799 --> 01:14:21,670 Dude, you never introduced me to your old lady yet. 731 01:14:24,555 --> 01:14:27,390 You're the expert on make-believe, you tell me. 732 01:14:27,766 --> 01:14:30,802 I'd say Gwendolyn. 733 01:14:31,353 --> 01:14:33,844 Or maybe Samantha. 734 01:14:35,273 --> 01:14:39,223 But the way the world runs, your name's probably Bonnie Sue. 735 01:14:39,819 --> 01:14:42,227 - Close. Lou Ann. - Well, see... 736 01:14:42,738 --> 01:14:45,194 some people see names the way they are. 737 01:14:45,283 --> 01:14:47,773 I see names the way they should be. 738 01:14:47,910 --> 01:14:51,361 This Hollyfield license, and the guys he came in with... 739 01:14:52,164 --> 01:14:55,864 Just a minute. Let me create a new identity for you. 740 01:14:56,501 --> 01:14:59,039 - I am on the lam. - It's cool. 741 01:14:59,129 --> 01:15:02,580 His running buddies. Can you tell me about his running buddies? 742 01:15:02,674 --> 01:15:07,051 Yeah. They were those dudes from the Birthright. 743 01:15:07,136 --> 01:15:08,963 They're clients of mine. 744 01:15:09,389 --> 01:15:12,923 - How could you? Those guys are psycho. - Chill out, man. 745 01:15:13,017 --> 01:15:15,555 They're just a bunch of screw-ups who play with guns. 746 01:15:15,645 --> 01:15:19,227 There's nothing more dangerous than a screw-up with a. 44. 747 01:15:19,440 --> 01:15:22,606 Now concentrate, will you? Whereabouts was their camp? 748 01:15:22,693 --> 01:15:25,563 Give me a second. I'll concentrate for you. 749 01:15:26,780 --> 01:15:28,488 I want you to sign your name. 750 01:15:28,573 --> 01:15:33,116 Sign "Gwendolyn de la Croix" three times in your most relaxed handwriting. 751 01:15:33,828 --> 01:15:38,157 Listen, Tommy, I may be out there, but I'm not an idiot... 752 01:15:38,249 --> 01:15:40,954 and don't ask me to rat on the Birthright. 753 01:15:41,043 --> 01:15:45,421 She has a baby being held by speed freaks with automatic weapons. 754 01:15:47,466 --> 01:15:50,633 Wow, man. That's heavy. 755 01:15:51,512 --> 01:15:53,967 God! Don't lay that on me, man. 756 01:15:54,389 --> 01:15:58,257 I think I know where they are. I think they're in the Sierras. 757 01:15:58,351 --> 01:16:01,436 When they came in, they were all weirded out... 758 01:16:01,521 --> 01:16:04,012 they were wired, they were talking like auctioneers. 759 01:16:04,107 --> 01:16:07,939 One of them started calling me a hippie. Trying to mess with my mind. 760 01:16:08,027 --> 01:16:11,277 But I let them talk because my mind is unmessable. 761 01:16:11,822 --> 01:16:13,067 Absolutely. 762 01:16:13,366 --> 01:16:15,939 All right. So then they said... 763 01:16:16,035 --> 01:16:19,783 there was a hippie commune on the other side of their camp... 764 01:16:19,872 --> 01:16:23,371 over near Mariposa, I think. 765 01:16:23,458 --> 01:16:26,625 Then he said that on the day of the great uprising... 766 01:16:26,712 --> 01:16:29,000 he personally was gonna make sure... 767 01:16:29,089 --> 01:16:31,758 that all the hippies on the farm were carved up. 768 01:16:31,925 --> 01:16:33,253 All right. 769 01:16:34,093 --> 01:16:37,925 What are you saying, man? That it's all right to kill hippies? 770 01:16:38,473 --> 01:16:42,387 I'm just saying you did a good job. You kept your eyes and ears open. 771 01:16:43,060 --> 01:16:44,389 Well, yeah. 772 01:16:44,770 --> 01:16:47,475 You act as weird as me, and people open up on you. 773 01:16:47,565 --> 01:16:48,727 Follow me? 774 01:16:51,860 --> 01:16:54,149 - Catch up with you later. - Okay. 775 01:16:54,863 --> 01:16:56,986 All right. Let's look at this. 776 01:16:57,491 --> 01:16:59,697 Listen, so, the next time I see you 777 01:16:59,784 --> 01:17:03,034 I'll have this Gwendolyn de la Croix totally fleshed out. 778 01:17:03,121 --> 01:17:04,615 Great, thanks. 779 01:17:04,706 --> 01:17:07,327 Tommy! That name suits you. 780 01:17:08,126 --> 01:17:09,536 Tommy Nowak. 781 01:17:10,169 --> 01:17:13,455 How come you didn't turn me in to the cops all these years? 782 01:17:14,006 --> 01:17:15,500 I don't know. 783 01:17:15,633 --> 01:17:19,298 People want to disappear, reappear, change their identity. 784 01:17:19,678 --> 01:17:21,505 It's all part of the game. 785 01:17:21,847 --> 01:17:23,341 Yeah, I guess. 786 01:17:26,059 --> 01:17:27,434 All right! 787 01:17:28,019 --> 01:17:29,644 Yeah, that's it. 788 01:17:29,854 --> 01:17:32,096 Okay. See you later! 789 01:17:46,579 --> 01:17:48,121 Rest assured... 790 01:17:49,581 --> 01:17:51,373 he will be avenged. 791 01:17:52,417 --> 01:17:54,291 It's beyond money now. 792 01:17:54,878 --> 01:17:56,835 It's beyond that female. 793 01:17:57,589 --> 01:18:01,373 It's a question of paying that lawman back. 794 01:18:01,676 --> 01:18:02,791 Amen. 795 01:18:10,685 --> 01:18:12,724 Roy, I want you to think. 796 01:18:13,729 --> 01:18:18,438 Was there anything left in that Cadillac that a smart man might use as a clue? 797 01:18:22,237 --> 01:18:23,897 No, sir. Nothing. 798 01:18:26,283 --> 01:18:27,481 Except... 799 01:19:12,993 --> 01:19:16,113 You got a place we can park this car that's out of sight? 800 01:19:16,205 --> 01:19:17,580 Are you staying? 801 01:19:18,207 --> 01:19:19,535 Fantastic! 802 01:19:19,750 --> 01:19:22,953 Sure, I'll take care of the car for you. 803 01:19:24,838 --> 01:19:27,755 I'm gonna put you in the Hawaiian Luau Room. 804 01:19:32,971 --> 01:19:34,133 Aloha. 805 01:19:49,486 --> 01:19:52,819 It's eerie how much this place looks like Hawaii, isn't it? 806 01:19:59,329 --> 01:20:00,324 Yeah. 807 01:20:01,080 --> 01:20:04,414 Looks like we just walked in off the beach at Waikiki. 808 01:20:04,834 --> 01:20:07,788 Maybe we'd better pull up a palm tree and go to sleep. 809 01:20:57,008 --> 01:21:00,424 It's all right, you all be cool. Just get in and get out. 810 01:21:00,720 --> 01:21:03,211 Get through, okay? Hear what I'm saying? 811 01:21:12,189 --> 01:21:14,016 Let's kick some butt! 812 01:21:15,984 --> 01:21:17,229 Ricky Z! 813 01:21:17,736 --> 01:21:18,934 Open up! 814 01:21:22,866 --> 01:21:26,151 Ricky Z, you mangy hippie! 815 01:21:26,327 --> 01:21:28,201 We want to talk to you! 816 01:21:32,041 --> 01:21:34,958 We're looking for a lawman and his old lady. 817 01:21:35,419 --> 01:21:37,079 - You seen them? - No! 818 01:21:38,088 --> 01:21:41,338 I've been fasting for four days. My eyes closed and everything. 819 01:21:41,425 --> 01:21:43,334 I haven't seen anybody. 820 01:21:53,520 --> 01:21:55,559 Don't act slick, Ricky Z. 821 01:21:55,855 --> 01:21:57,729 It don't suit you, man. 822 01:22:06,824 --> 01:22:10,109 Come on, Billy. They probably didn't even come here. 823 01:22:11,203 --> 01:22:12,662 Say hey, Roy? 824 01:22:14,289 --> 01:22:16,282 Check that shit out, man. 825 01:22:30,680 --> 01:22:33,087 You lied. They were here. 826 01:22:33,975 --> 01:22:37,842 - What'd you tell them about us? - I told them you live in the Sierras. 827 01:22:37,937 --> 01:22:42,645 Maybe some hippie commune. I don't know. I'm too scared to lie. 828 01:22:42,983 --> 01:22:45,556 Too scared? You stinking hippie. 829 01:22:47,821 --> 01:22:49,648 When did they leave? 830 01:22:52,617 --> 01:22:56,282 I don't know, 4:15 p.m., 5:27 p.m.... 831 01:22:56,371 --> 01:22:58,826 - I don't know. - You lying son of a bitch! 832 01:23:04,045 --> 01:23:05,587 Let's trash it. 833 01:23:19,351 --> 01:23:20,975 All right, let's move! 834 01:23:26,190 --> 01:23:27,519 I love it! 835 01:23:33,823 --> 01:23:35,815 Come on, give me a light. 836 01:23:50,964 --> 01:23:52,624 Having a barbecue! 837 01:23:55,051 --> 01:23:56,379 Burn, baby! 838 01:23:59,180 --> 01:24:01,338 I am the god of hellfire! 839 01:24:27,999 --> 01:24:29,409 We better go. 840 01:24:35,089 --> 01:24:36,583 What a shame. 841 01:24:49,269 --> 01:24:52,519 When we find your baby, where are you going to go, then? 842 01:25:00,780 --> 01:25:02,274 I don't know. 843 01:25:04,783 --> 01:25:07,405 Someplace where you can track me down. 844 01:25:12,541 --> 01:25:14,083 You up already? 845 01:25:14,167 --> 01:25:17,453 I was gonna bring you some bananas for your morning luau. 846 01:25:18,296 --> 01:25:20,621 Thanks. Maybe we'll take a rain check. 847 01:25:21,174 --> 01:25:25,171 I'm Tom Nowak. I'm a court-appointed officer from the State of California. 848 01:25:25,261 --> 01:25:26,803 We're looking for this man. 849 01:25:26,888 --> 01:25:30,802 That sounds like a nerve-wracking job. Hope I can help you out. 850 01:25:36,063 --> 01:25:37,059 Yes, sir. 851 01:25:37,398 --> 01:25:40,351 He stayed here not more than three or four weeks ago. 852 01:25:40,442 --> 01:25:41,438 He did? 853 01:25:41,818 --> 01:25:43,610 He said he was going on a fishing trip. 854 01:25:43,695 --> 01:25:46,151 Maybe he came up here to contact the Birthright. 855 01:25:46,239 --> 01:25:48,647 Yes indeed. This is Mr. Dickhead. 856 01:25:48,867 --> 01:25:50,693 Mr. John A. Dickhead. 857 01:25:50,994 --> 01:25:53,070 Not a bad self-description. 858 01:25:54,455 --> 01:25:56,993 A fellow named John A. Dickhead stays here... 859 01:25:57,083 --> 01:25:59,752 and you don't think that might be an alias? 860 01:26:01,545 --> 01:26:03,621 That's the first thing that occurred to me. 861 01:26:03,714 --> 01:26:08,091 But I figured, must be a million fake names a man could call himself... 862 01:26:08,177 --> 01:26:11,177 why call yourself John A. Dickhead unless you had to? 863 01:26:12,180 --> 01:26:13,805 Got a good point there. 864 01:26:13,890 --> 01:26:16,262 What do you remember about this Dickhead? 865 01:26:17,352 --> 01:26:18,763 Not a whole lot. 866 01:26:18,853 --> 01:26:21,474 I tend to stick to my knitting, so to speak. 867 01:26:21,648 --> 01:26:23,640 Thanks. Where's our car? 868 01:26:25,193 --> 01:26:26,438 In the coop. 869 01:26:27,445 --> 01:26:28,690 In the coop? 870 01:26:33,409 --> 01:26:35,117 Jiminy Crickets. 871 01:26:36,745 --> 01:26:40,825 Here's one desk clerk who didn't have his thinking cap on last night. 872 01:26:42,167 --> 01:26:43,661 That's sacrilege. 873 01:26:43,793 --> 01:26:46,960 No, now it's really Roy's car. 874 01:26:48,715 --> 01:26:50,873 I'm really sorry, Mr. Nowak. 875 01:26:51,092 --> 01:26:54,675 I'll tell you what, though. There's a car wash down the road. 876 01:26:55,096 --> 01:26:57,765 Whatever it is, it'll come off your bill. 877 01:26:58,557 --> 01:27:02,886 Didn't anyone ever tell those chickens not to mess with a man's vehicles? 878 01:27:04,980 --> 01:27:06,391 What a mess! 879 01:27:23,790 --> 01:27:25,034 Over here. 880 01:27:34,758 --> 01:27:36,252 Alone at last. 881 01:27:41,431 --> 01:27:43,174 Come on out, tracer. 882 01:27:43,266 --> 01:27:44,464 It's over! 883 01:27:44,934 --> 01:27:47,093 Come on out, boy. Right now! 884 01:27:56,404 --> 01:27:57,399 Stop them. 885 01:28:02,534 --> 01:28:04,028 Get the truck! 886 01:28:11,877 --> 01:28:13,205 Come on, get in! 887 01:28:26,182 --> 01:28:29,301 Come on, Darrell, put the pedal to the metal! 888 01:28:47,994 --> 01:28:50,152 Come on! Pass that son of a bitch! 889 01:28:55,751 --> 01:28:58,289 Darrell, watch that truck! 890 01:29:16,813 --> 01:29:18,355 Son of a bitch! 891 01:29:22,193 --> 01:29:23,391 Damn it! 892 01:29:26,363 --> 01:29:28,937 At least we got rid of the chicken shit. 893 01:29:38,834 --> 01:29:40,541 - Dial it. - Holy Toledo! 894 01:29:40,627 --> 01:29:41,955 Dial what? 895 01:29:42,253 --> 01:29:45,836 Dial the number you called this morning when you set us up. 896 01:29:46,007 --> 01:29:48,296 The number of the Birthright camp. 897 01:29:50,178 --> 01:29:53,381 - Yeah. - Hello, Alex? Tom Nowak, 898 01:29:53,889 --> 01:29:55,299 How you doing? 899 01:29:55,724 --> 01:29:59,674 I'm okay, tracer. I'm surprised to hear from you, though. 900 01:30:00,396 --> 01:30:03,978 I thought they'd be scraping you off the car upholstery by now. 901 01:30:04,650 --> 01:30:08,481 Let's stop all the foolishness, and start talking about a trade. 902 01:30:09,529 --> 01:30:12,364 One female infant for all our money. Even up? 903 01:30:13,074 --> 01:30:15,991 Yeah. That sounds like a good deal. Even up. 904 01:30:19,038 --> 01:30:21,659 2:00 sharp. Corner of Nelson and Main Street. 905 01:30:22,249 --> 01:30:24,575 Park the Cadillac by the post office, 906 01:30:24,919 --> 01:30:29,212 Put the money in the trash can by the wooden Indian on the northwest corner, 907 01:30:29,882 --> 01:30:32,040 The kid will be on the southeast, 908 01:31:30,772 --> 01:31:33,643 It's not my baby. 909 01:32:02,010 --> 01:32:03,837 You bastards! 910 01:32:09,476 --> 01:32:11,468 Where's my baby? 911 01:32:38,586 --> 01:32:40,875 My Cadillac! My vehicle! 912 01:32:47,220 --> 01:32:50,386 We're slicker than snot on the doorknob, Alex. 913 01:32:50,473 --> 01:32:54,221 Just like you showed us on the chalkboard with them "X's" and "O's." 914 01:32:55,269 --> 01:32:57,890 See what happens when you act like warriors? 915 01:32:58,313 --> 01:33:00,520 When you band together as one? 916 01:33:19,875 --> 01:33:21,204 He's good. 917 01:33:22,127 --> 01:33:24,286 There's no question about that. 918 01:33:26,715 --> 01:33:28,791 He's so good, he's got to die. 919 01:33:31,053 --> 01:33:32,132 Soon. 920 01:33:32,971 --> 01:33:37,265 I'm sorry about what happened. It's just that they got us so scared. 921 01:33:37,559 --> 01:33:40,762 - Just tell me where the camp is. - I don't know. 922 01:33:41,646 --> 01:33:43,140 Really, I don't. 923 01:33:45,024 --> 01:33:47,978 I do know they go to the Pioneer Bar in Coulterville... 924 01:33:48,069 --> 01:33:50,108 to have cocktails in the evening. 925 01:33:50,237 --> 01:33:51,566 Cocktails? 926 01:33:52,531 --> 01:33:54,440 Where's the key to that truck? 927 01:33:54,825 --> 01:33:56,105 It's in it. 928 01:34:10,131 --> 01:34:11,625 You all right? 929 01:34:14,635 --> 01:34:15,880 I'm fine. 930 01:34:18,139 --> 01:34:19,930 I have faith in you. 931 01:34:20,516 --> 01:34:22,343 You do? Why? 932 01:34:24,853 --> 01:34:27,059 You're crazier than they are. 933 01:34:27,898 --> 01:34:29,641 But you're good crazy. 934 01:34:36,489 --> 01:34:39,158 You could be one of them, if you wanted to. 935 01:34:41,661 --> 01:34:44,282 But they could never be one of you. 936 01:34:47,792 --> 01:34:51,160 Do you know what I mean? Does that make any sense? 937 01:34:54,173 --> 01:34:56,130 It does give me an idea. 938 01:34:57,467 --> 01:34:58,463 What? 939 01:35:00,303 --> 01:35:01,963 What are you doing? 940 01:35:02,389 --> 01:35:06,220 You're not going to join them? You're not going to their camp? 941 01:35:07,143 --> 01:35:09,017 No, I'm not much of a joiner. 942 01:35:09,479 --> 01:35:12,314 But I do think I ought to go to Coulterville... 943 01:35:12,565 --> 01:35:14,024 for cocktails. 944 01:35:24,451 --> 01:35:26,360 What if they recognize you? 945 01:35:26,703 --> 01:35:29,657 The ones who got a clear look at me were Roy and Waycross... 946 01:35:29,748 --> 01:35:33,282 and I have a hunch that Waycross don't get around much anymore. 947 01:35:33,376 --> 01:35:36,460 If Roy's in there, and he gets a look at me... 948 01:35:36,546 --> 01:35:38,669 I'll just have to improvise. 949 01:35:41,634 --> 01:35:45,548 If I'm not out by 1:00 a.m., don't wait for me. You take off, hear me? 950 01:35:47,681 --> 01:35:48,677 Sure. 951 01:35:54,146 --> 01:35:56,518 Girl, come on. Just give me a hug. 952 01:36:13,456 --> 01:36:16,540 - What'll it be? - A shot of Four Roses and a draft. 953 01:36:26,259 --> 01:36:29,675 What's a good old boy have to do to get in trouble around here? 954 01:36:30,305 --> 01:36:33,638 Calling my mother a drunken slut would do well for openers. 955 01:36:38,771 --> 01:36:41,096 is far too nice a lady for that. 956 01:36:48,906 --> 01:36:53,318 Get me a vodka, too. I'm going to have a drink of everything at the bar. 957 01:37:11,135 --> 01:37:12,878 What will it be this time, buddy? 958 01:37:12,970 --> 01:37:15,212 I'll tell you what it's going to be. 959 01:37:15,514 --> 01:37:17,257 It's gonna be a whole new world... 960 01:37:17,349 --> 01:37:20,469 where a white man can stand tall for a change. 961 01:37:21,728 --> 01:37:23,057 Right. 962 01:37:23,146 --> 01:37:26,480 Spare me the rap. I've heard it all from the dudes in the back. 963 01:37:45,626 --> 01:37:47,286 How you all doing? 964 01:37:48,337 --> 01:37:51,338 Bartender said there's some real men out here. 965 01:37:53,383 --> 01:37:56,669 Are you going to shoot pool, or talk a lot of dog shit? 966 01:37:59,431 --> 01:38:03,298 Better than that. I'm going to shoot dog shit and talk a lot of pool. 967 01:38:24,079 --> 01:38:25,573 Excuse me, sir. 968 01:38:48,602 --> 01:38:50,096 Say, homeboy... 969 01:38:52,481 --> 01:38:54,105 I know you. 970 01:38:57,152 --> 01:38:58,527 Course you do. 971 01:38:58,611 --> 01:39:00,770 I'm Will Van Slyke and you're Billy Dunston. 972 01:39:00,864 --> 01:39:04,612 You're probably the biggest celebrity to ever hit Folsom in 1982. 973 01:39:04,951 --> 01:39:06,326 - Folsom? - Yeah. 974 01:39:10,581 --> 01:39:12,372 Sure. What'd they get you for? 975 01:39:12,750 --> 01:39:14,991 They got me for the three F's. 976 01:39:16,003 --> 01:39:20,463 Assault with intent, B and E, and having carnal knowledge with a vehicle. 977 01:39:20,799 --> 01:39:23,551 That little Corvette was just begging for it. 978 01:39:27,639 --> 01:39:29,927 We need this dude in our world. 979 01:39:30,266 --> 01:39:32,259 Read my boy's biceps. 980 01:39:34,520 --> 01:39:36,098 That's a big one. 981 01:39:36,230 --> 01:39:38,436 "Death before dishonor." 982 01:39:38,649 --> 01:39:40,309 Words we live by. 983 01:39:41,610 --> 01:39:44,694 Carved it in with a piece of copper wire myself. 984 01:39:46,657 --> 01:39:50,405 But there's some dude around here who's dishonored us. 985 01:39:50,577 --> 01:39:52,404 Dishonored us. 986 01:39:53,205 --> 01:39:56,324 - Who might that be? - Skip tracer, dude. 987 01:39:56,416 --> 01:39:59,832 He ripped off our leader. Killed our baddest man. 988 01:40:00,545 --> 01:40:03,415 Man! He's got to go down. 989 01:40:03,714 --> 01:40:05,374 "An eye for an eye." 990 01:40:05,466 --> 01:40:08,337 No, a head for an eye. 991 01:40:08,803 --> 01:40:10,001 That's right! 992 01:40:25,318 --> 01:40:28,070 No, thanks, man. I'm high on life. 993 01:40:28,446 --> 01:40:30,984 Wait a second. The way I see this... 994 01:40:31,282 --> 01:40:33,690 you had this vehicle trapped at the car wash... 995 01:40:33,784 --> 01:40:36,192 and you still couldn't put him down. 996 01:40:36,287 --> 01:40:38,778 Man, maybe we're talking too much. 997 01:40:39,206 --> 01:40:41,697 Relax, man. He's one of us. 998 01:40:42,042 --> 01:40:44,960 Then let him deal with that slimy Nowak dude. 999 01:40:45,754 --> 01:40:47,877 We did everything possible. 1000 01:40:48,006 --> 01:40:49,750 You saying we didn't? 1001 01:40:51,051 --> 01:40:52,545 I'm not saying that. 1002 01:40:52,636 --> 01:40:56,419 You'd be more convincing if you weren't pissing on your cigarette. 1003 01:41:01,769 --> 01:41:03,596 Let's get out of here. 1004 01:41:04,272 --> 01:41:06,941 We'll talk more tomorrow, up at the camp. 1005 01:41:17,534 --> 01:41:18,565 So? 1006 01:41:19,828 --> 01:41:22,153 So I'm headed up there tomorrow. 1007 01:41:24,416 --> 01:41:25,329 Good. 1008 01:41:27,043 --> 01:41:28,621 I'm coming with you. 1009 01:41:30,755 --> 01:41:32,913 We'll talk about that later. 1010 01:41:33,424 --> 01:41:35,880 I want you to give me one of your guns. 1011 01:41:37,845 --> 01:41:40,799 Now, look. I've got a firm policy on gun control. 1012 01:41:40,889 --> 01:41:44,009 If there's a gun around, I want to be the person controllin'. 1013 01:41:44,101 --> 01:41:45,809 Change your policy. 1014 01:41:46,561 --> 01:41:50,773 Lou Ann, I've already broken every rule in the book. 1015 01:41:50,857 --> 01:41:53,265 I've written a new book to break new rules. 1016 01:41:53,360 --> 01:41:55,566 How far do you want me to go? 1017 01:41:57,280 --> 01:41:58,655 All the way. 1018 01:42:03,786 --> 01:42:06,028 You know how to use one of these? 1019 01:42:08,290 --> 01:42:09,453 Roy taught me. 1020 01:42:09,541 --> 01:42:13,325 He thought it would bring us closer if we could go shooting together. 1021 01:42:30,436 --> 01:42:32,761 I can't seem to get away from this car. 1022 01:42:37,902 --> 01:42:40,439 Hold it right there! 1023 01:42:45,409 --> 01:42:48,244 Hello, Roy. We're here for the baby. 1024 01:42:49,955 --> 01:42:51,614 What's funny, Roy? 1025 01:42:51,831 --> 01:42:52,863 Me. 1026 01:42:53,333 --> 01:42:56,666 I get busted down to guard duty, and I screw that up. 1027 01:42:56,753 --> 01:43:00,038 Just once in my life, I'd like to get something right. 1028 01:43:00,173 --> 01:43:04,087 Why don't you get it right this time? Help us get the kid back. 1029 01:43:06,887 --> 01:43:08,465 What's your plan? 1030 01:43:10,432 --> 01:43:13,303 Plan A is I go up to the camp as Will Van Slyke... 1031 01:43:13,393 --> 01:43:15,849 and I'll keep Alex and the rest of them diverted. 1032 01:43:15,937 --> 01:43:18,974 Then Lou Ann will get the baby and take off. 1033 01:43:20,191 --> 01:43:21,734 What's Plan B? 1034 01:43:22,777 --> 01:43:25,944 Plan B is all hell breaks loose. Get in the back. 1035 01:43:29,033 --> 01:43:30,776 Who's going to drive? 1036 01:43:31,786 --> 01:43:32,699 Be my guest. 1037 01:43:43,005 --> 01:43:44,878 I got the visitor here. 1038 01:43:44,965 --> 01:43:46,459 I can see that. 1039 01:43:46,550 --> 01:43:49,420 Who in the hell gave you permission to leave your post? 1040 01:43:49,803 --> 01:43:51,463 Stay out of this, Will. 1041 01:43:51,554 --> 01:43:53,843 - Ease up on him. - Wait a second. 1042 01:43:54,390 --> 01:43:57,557 I don't know you from Folsom. I know you from... 1043 01:43:58,895 --> 01:44:00,389 The car wash. 1044 01:44:02,231 --> 01:44:04,556 Nice of you to refresh his memory. 1045 01:44:22,792 --> 01:44:26,078 Royann's in the last cabin, the other side of the camp. 1046 01:44:33,969 --> 01:44:35,132 Wait there. 1047 01:44:35,471 --> 01:44:37,547 - Wait a minute. - Wait there. 1048 01:45:33,150 --> 01:45:34,348 Darrell. 1049 01:45:35,402 --> 01:45:36,944 Will Van Slyke! 1050 01:45:38,405 --> 01:45:41,322 - How you doing, bud? - How are you, pal? 1051 01:45:41,408 --> 01:45:44,077 You were funnier than hell last night. 1052 01:45:45,370 --> 01:45:47,908 We could use a few more laughs around here. 1053 01:45:47,997 --> 01:45:49,622 A few laughs. 1054 01:45:50,708 --> 01:45:53,080 I wanted to ask you. I been thinking. 1055 01:45:53,169 --> 01:45:56,123 If we get rid of all the blacks and all the Jews... 1056 01:45:56,380 --> 01:45:58,918 what are we gonna do for entertainers? 1057 01:45:59,175 --> 01:46:01,167 Comedians and things like that? 1058 01:46:05,556 --> 01:46:10,134 - We'll still have David Letterman. - Yeah, we'll still have David Letterman. 1059 01:46:50,223 --> 01:46:51,503 Code Red! 1060 01:46:54,644 --> 01:46:57,099 That scumbag tracer is here! 1061 01:46:58,731 --> 01:47:00,391 So much for Plan A. 1062 01:47:02,401 --> 01:47:04,358 Take them up here. Go! 1063 01:47:07,948 --> 01:47:08,944 Come on, move. 1064 01:47:22,837 --> 01:47:24,497 Come on, you guys! 1065 01:47:35,557 --> 01:47:37,431 - You all right? - Keep going! 1066 01:47:37,517 --> 01:47:38,762 Go! Move ahead! 1067 01:47:40,270 --> 01:47:41,598 Through there! 1068 01:47:42,772 --> 01:47:43,935 Move! 1069 01:47:45,150 --> 01:47:47,475 Let's get around this side over here! 1070 01:49:02,931 --> 01:49:06,514 When I fire the first shot, I want you to take off and keep going. 1071 01:49:07,185 --> 01:49:10,768 Don't worry about me. I'll be all right. You two get going. 1072 01:49:17,278 --> 01:49:18,903 time to come out. 1073 01:49:28,539 --> 01:49:29,701 I'm hit! 1074 01:49:36,713 --> 01:49:37,958 Get him! 1075 01:50:01,320 --> 01:50:04,237 I got her! I got the woman! 1076 01:50:05,574 --> 01:50:07,032 Okay, tracer! 1077 01:50:07,576 --> 01:50:09,153 Drop your weapon! 1078 01:50:11,121 --> 01:50:13,279 Right now, or she goes down! 1079 01:50:26,844 --> 01:50:27,840 Good. 1080 01:50:29,054 --> 01:50:30,383 Come on out. 1081 01:50:30,931 --> 01:50:32,010 Nicely! 1082 01:50:53,494 --> 01:50:57,076 Mess up the dude's face. Mess it up good! 1083 01:50:57,414 --> 01:51:00,830 Step away, Billy D. You'll have your fun in a minute! 1084 01:51:02,794 --> 01:51:05,368 How did you manage to sneak past Roy? 1085 01:51:06,965 --> 01:51:10,713 People have been sneaking past Roy most of his life. You know that. 1086 01:51:11,344 --> 01:51:13,337 None of this had to happen. 1087 01:51:15,223 --> 01:51:17,381 If you'd just stayed out of this. 1088 01:51:17,475 --> 01:51:20,048 If I go back to prison, I die there. 1089 01:51:21,645 --> 01:51:25,310 You two could put me back there, and slam the door forever. 1090 01:51:25,983 --> 01:51:27,477 So you tell me... 1091 01:51:28,402 --> 01:51:30,229 what choice do I have? 1092 01:51:32,656 --> 01:51:34,565 Take them out into the woods. 1093 01:51:39,204 --> 01:51:42,489 If these people are going to stand here, pointing guns like this... 1094 01:51:42,582 --> 01:51:45,499 I'll have to ask you, are you an organ donor? 1095 01:51:46,586 --> 01:51:48,080 Nobody shoots. 1096 01:51:50,297 --> 01:51:52,005 Here's the program: 1097 01:51:52,466 --> 01:51:56,131 We all walk back to the Cadillac. We all leave, we all live. 1098 01:51:56,512 --> 01:52:00,343 I'll let Alex go a few miles down the road. How's that sound to you? 1099 01:52:00,432 --> 01:52:01,760 Hold your fire! 1100 01:52:01,892 --> 01:52:04,347 I'm going down the hill with these people. 1101 01:52:06,146 --> 01:52:08,138 I thought you'd understand. 1102 01:52:18,908 --> 01:52:20,022 Move! 1103 01:52:21,619 --> 01:52:24,822 They won't let you out of here alive. They're not that stupid. 1104 01:52:24,913 --> 01:52:28,247 - I disagree. - You ought to kill me in cold blood! 1105 01:52:29,001 --> 01:52:32,085 - Get in the car. - You won't be safe until I'm dead! 1106 01:52:32,712 --> 01:52:35,713 Why don't you pull that trigger? I would. 1107 01:53:46,949 --> 01:53:48,360 Go! Come on! 1108 01:54:03,465 --> 01:54:05,338 We got to get this scumbag. 1109 01:54:40,333 --> 01:54:41,661 Catch them! 1110 01:55:35,885 --> 01:55:37,545 How you feeling, babe? 1111 01:55:37,720 --> 01:55:39,713 Feel like I just had this baby. 1112 01:55:43,309 --> 01:55:45,100 Now what are we gonna do? 1113 01:55:45,936 --> 01:55:48,606 Right now, you and I are both outlaws. 1114 01:55:49,064 --> 01:55:51,389 So unless we wanna go stone criminal... 1115 01:55:51,775 --> 01:55:54,942 that means doing bank jobs or blackmail... 1116 01:55:55,570 --> 01:55:58,240 or fencing stolen Oriental treasure... 1117 01:55:58,740 --> 01:56:03,318 the best thing we could do is go back to see the D.A. In Sacramento... 1118 01:56:03,870 --> 01:56:06,740 run this by him, see if we can work it out together. 1119 01:56:09,333 --> 01:56:12,500 - You think we can work it out? - I hope so. 1120 01:56:13,879 --> 01:56:16,453 But if they won't listen to us and make us run... 1121 01:56:16,549 --> 01:56:18,874 we'll just run faster than them. 1122 01:56:27,267 --> 01:56:31,679 I hope this thing clears up quickly. I can't wait to open a skip tracer agency. 1123 01:56:31,855 --> 01:56:33,515 McGuinn and Nowak. 1124 01:56:34,274 --> 01:56:37,310 - Wait just a minute. - All right, Nowak and McGuinn. 1125 01:56:37,610 --> 01:56:39,733 We could do TV commercials. 1126 01:56:41,364 --> 01:56:45,990 You in that golden blazer of yours, and me in that hot red dress. 1127 01:56:48,829 --> 01:56:50,656 Might not be too bad. 1128 01:56:52,791 --> 01:56:56,456 I guess it could be Nowak and McGuinn. 1129 01:56:57,295 --> 01:56:59,620 "Let us be your fugitive people." 1130 01:57:04,052 --> 01:57:06,377 Will they make me give back the dress? 1131 01:57:08,222 --> 01:57:11,009 To be honest, if there's any justice on this planet... 1132 01:57:11,100 --> 01:57:14,136 they'll never make you give back that red dress.