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I was put here to kill.

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You were too,
whether you know it or not.

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We kill because it solves problems,

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because after all the options
have been exhausted

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and everything else fails,

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we have one way to solve problems.

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And that's why we're here.

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That's not why I'm here.

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I'm here to protect our troops,
to protect our interests.

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I was put here to help create
a democracy, to enforce justice.

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Yeah? And how do you do that?

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You do that with this, this right here.

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After everything else fails,
it all comes down to this, baby.

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This is justice. Power is justice.

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Killing solves problems.
That seems like the solution.

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It's called right and wrong.

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Does not compute.

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Where does right and wrong
factor in to this place?

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You tell me - what difference
does right and wrong make here?

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Shit, man, right and wrong
only matters where it has impact.

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There's always a right and wrong,
as long as you have the choice.

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You ain't got no choice out here.
Only choice you got is live or die.

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Going through life without a choice
is like driving without the headlights on.

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Hey, hey, hey, quit fucking around, man.

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What's the point of seeing
when you can't steer anyway?

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Fuck you. Turn the lights on.

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- Fuck you.
- Fuck you!

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Turn the fucking lights on.
You don't know what's out there.

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No, no, no, no, no, you don't stop.
You do not stop!

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I just hit a fucking kid.

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You don't stop for anything at night.

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- What the fuck was that?
- It was a fucking kid.

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What the fuck is a kid doing in the desert?

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I don't give a fuck if you just hit
your fucking grandmother.

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You absolutely do not sidestep protocol.
You do not stop for anything at night!

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- What if he's still alive?
- Bailey's right.

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You're not supposed to stop,
it's the rules. It could be an ambush.

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You put this fucking piece of shit
in gear and go. That's an order!

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Fuck you. I'm doing the right thing.

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Kill those goddamn floods.
Kill those goddamn floods!

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Kill those fucking lights.
Kill those fucking lights right now!

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- Synced and corrected by mintu95 -
-- www.addic7ed.com --

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That's just who he was.

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He pulled four people out of there
and then tried to put the pin back in.

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He tried to put the pin back in?

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I didn't know you could do that.

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Apparently you can.

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Did you know
he was working on an opera?

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Barthenoy's many friends,

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some of whom
have gathered here today,

51
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suggested that he was a man
who loved his country

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and gave his life
protecting not only our freedoms,

53
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but the lives of his fellow soldiers...

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in essence, doing God's work.

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Barthenoy was not only thoughtful,

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a responsible and a loving man,
but a hero.

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He is an example for us all.

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But although he is a hero,

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Barthenoy had not yet clarified
his spirituality

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and his relationship with Jesus.

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Well, Jesus said, "l am the way,
the truth and the life."

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"No man cometh unto the Father
but by me."

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John 14:6.

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Had Barthenoy the opportunity
to look into the future

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and predict his own untimely passing,

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a passing which, because of his youth,
is perhaps more tragic than most,

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one wonders if this burden
would have been left unfinished.

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And so now is the time for us
to look into our own lives

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and ask the question,

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have we embraced the path
of the righteous?

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And if not, how long should we wait?

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Until we are sick?

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Until we are facing death ourselves?

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Or until we stand before God in heaven
asking for atonement?

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For none of us,
except Lord Jesus Christ,

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none of God's children
can see their futures

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and none can live forever here on Earth.

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Did you check the gas?

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Check the gas?

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That gauge don't work.
You gotta use the stick.

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Gas is all out.

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Here's to Bart.

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- To Bart.
- To Bart.

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Is it just me, or was that priest guy...

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Minister.

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...was that minister saying
that Bart was going to hell?

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- Joey!
- I'm not saying that he is.

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I'm just... I'm just saying
that the minister,

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his whole gig was that, you know,

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"Unless you accept Lord Jesus Christ
as your only saviour,

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"you're not going to heaven."

92
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Whatever. Heaven's just
a Christian recruiting tactic.

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Wiccas believe that after death

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one's spirit leaves one's body

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and transcends time and space

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and becomes part of a greater divinity
of nature, Mother Earth.

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Now, does that just work for witches?

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Or can mere mortals get in too?

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It works for everyone, even assholes.

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Perfect. I'm an asshole!

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Do you think he joined the military
to get away from me?

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- What?
- No, honey.

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I mean, seriously, do you think
he was trying to get out of marrying me?

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- No.
- No.

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No, I do not.

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In fact, I think he was building up
his courage to ask you.

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Really?

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Really, I do.

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He even had me looking at rings for him
so that he'd be ready to ask you.

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You're an asshole.

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I'm sorry. I'm just...

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Don't. Don't apologise.

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Like, this is...none of this seems real.

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How do you do it?

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How do you stay so strong?
You seem so strong.

116
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My inner strength is, um,

117
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a manifestation of my rigorous regimen
of heavy sedation.

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- What...
- Pills.

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Lot of pills.

120
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Vicodin. Valium. All the "V"s.

121
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I actually cycle them with beer
or this little fella right here.

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- Vicodin.
- Yeah?

123
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- Can I?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

124
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Um, I can get you more
and whatever you need.

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- Thanks.
- Okay?

126
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Oh, fuck. I just don't know
if I can make it.

127
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He was in all of my plans.

128
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We were gonna get a place
together... eventually.

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When he was ready.

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I know.

131
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And there was so much
I wanted to say to him.

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God, if I could just have...

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...just one more day with him,

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just one more.

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It's gonna get easier.
It's gonna get better.

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Okay? Just give it some time.

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I know, I know, I know.

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I know it will, and I'll meet someone else.

139
00:11:05,430 --> 00:11:08,820
But it... it won't be Bart.

140
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It won't be him.

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You know he never told me
he loved me?

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He never said it.
I told him, but he never said it to me.

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He did love you.
He does, he did.

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He did love you.

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He did, he did love you, okay?

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Okay? Yeah?

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Thank you.

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Oh.

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No. Oh, God.

150
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We can't do this.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

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I don't want to make things worse.

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How can it get any worse?

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What the fuck?

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Oh!

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The sick...

156
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You're fucking kidding me.

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Fucking shit.

158
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This is... this is a dream.

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This is a dream.

160
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It's all just... all a nightmare.

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Just... wake up.

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Wake up. Fucking... fucking...

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Fuck!

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Okay, just ride this shit out,
ride this shit out.

165
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This is... this is...

166
00:16:38,030 --> 00:16:42,170
This isn't real. This isn't real!

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Fuck! Fuck!

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Fuck.

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00:17:07,010 --> 00:17:10,430
Come on.
Come on, please, wake up.

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00:17:11,190 --> 00:17:13,190
Please wake up.

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Joey.

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00:17:17,440 --> 00:17:19,610
Please wake up.

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00:17:24,620 --> 00:17:26,870
Joey. Joey.

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- Who is it?
- It's me, man.

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- Who's "me"?
- It's me, Bart.

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Let me in, please.

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00:17:36,630 --> 00:17:38,480
Hilarious. Who is it?

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00:17:38,540 --> 00:17:42,680
It's me, your friend, Bart.
Please let me in the door.

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00:17:42,740 --> 00:17:43,920
Fuck off, douche-bag.

180
00:17:43,980 --> 00:17:47,980
It's fucking early in the morning
and this shit is not fucking funny.

181
00:17:51,570 --> 00:17:54,510
Jesus, fuck! What the fuck?
Who is that?

182
00:17:54,570 --> 00:17:57,710
Okay, it's me.
I swear to God it's your friend.

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00:17:59,550 --> 00:18:01,250
What the fuck? What the fuck?

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00:18:01,310 --> 00:18:03,200
- Who is that?
- It's Bart.

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00:18:03,260 --> 00:18:05,750
Please, open up, man.

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00:18:06,810 --> 00:18:09,000
Fuck! Bart?

187
00:18:09,070 --> 00:18:10,910
It's me. It's Bart.

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00:18:10,960 --> 00:18:12,680
Fuck!

189
00:18:12,740 --> 00:18:14,400
- Get the fuck out of here!
- Ow!

190
00:18:14,460 --> 00:18:16,540
- Get out of here, dude!
- Fuck!

191
00:18:16,600 --> 00:18:18,100
- Get out of here!
- Jesus.

192
00:18:18,160 --> 00:18:20,700
What the fuck did you do that for?

193
00:18:20,760 --> 00:18:23,730
What the fuck is going on, dude?

194
00:18:25,710 --> 00:18:28,710
I don't fucking know, man.

195
00:18:28,780 --> 00:18:30,280
I don't know.

196
00:18:30,840 --> 00:18:32,810
You're supposed to be dead.

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So I gather.

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00:18:35,290 --> 00:18:37,380
Look, I'm not gonna hurt you, okay?

199
00:18:38,690 --> 00:18:41,610
I just need your help.
I'm not gonna hurt you.

200
00:18:47,090 --> 00:18:49,680
Oh, God, this is just a dream,
this is just a fucking dream

201
00:18:49,740 --> 00:18:50,920
and I gotta fucking wake up.

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00:18:50,980 --> 00:18:53,730
Wake up. Wake up, wake up right now.
Wake up.

203
00:18:54,500 --> 00:18:57,390
I tried that. It doesn't work.

204
00:18:57,450 --> 00:19:00,170
So it's not a dream.
So I'm fucking insane.

205
00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:01,710
That's it. I'm fucking...
I lost my mind.

206
00:19:01,770 --> 00:19:04,300
Maybe we're insane communally,
together.

207
00:19:04,360 --> 00:19:07,010
And if I'm insane, that means
you're not fucking here.

208
00:19:07,070 --> 00:19:08,250
But if you're insane...

209
00:19:08,310 --> 00:19:11,330
Fuck, you can't be fucking insane,
'cause you're fucking dead.

210
00:19:11,390 --> 00:19:14,080
Oh, God, fuck. How do you know
I'm not just fucking imagining you?

211
00:19:14,140 --> 00:19:16,760
I don't know the test for that, man.

212
00:19:16,820 --> 00:19:20,260
Let's just pretend that you're not insane,

213
00:19:20,320 --> 00:19:25,150
I'm actually alive and we're having
this fucking conversation, okay?

214
00:19:25,210 --> 00:19:27,110
That'd be more productive right now.

215
00:19:27,580 --> 00:19:29,570
- Fuck, I feel like shit.
- Yeah, but you look terrific.

216
00:19:29,640 --> 00:19:33,010
Oh, fuck! Look at your fucking eyes!

217
00:19:33,070 --> 00:19:34,340
Shit!

218
00:19:34,410 --> 00:19:37,210
- Fuck, yeah, I know, it's fucked up.
- Let me look at them.

219
00:19:37,280 --> 00:19:40,670
Jesus! Fuck, that is not fucking cool!

220
00:19:40,730 --> 00:19:44,360
Nasty. Oh, fucking shit, you smell!

221
00:19:44,420 --> 00:19:46,940
Fuck, you got a fucking reek on you.
God!

222
00:19:47,010 --> 00:19:50,550
You're really making me feel a whole lot
better about this whole situation.

223
00:19:50,620 --> 00:19:54,090
You're fucking decomposing.
Jesus Christ, you're fucking rotting.

224
00:19:54,150 --> 00:19:55,140
Dude.

225
00:19:57,400 --> 00:19:59,770
This is not fucking happening, dude.
This is not fucking happening.

226
00:19:59,840 --> 00:20:01,680
I was at your funeral, man.

227
00:20:03,650 --> 00:20:06,210
About that - that was a mistake.

228
00:20:06,270 --> 00:20:07,920
- I think I was buried alive.
- No, dude.

229
00:20:07,980 --> 00:20:09,060
- Yeah.
- I fucking touched you, dude.

230
00:20:09,120 --> 00:20:11,390
You were fucking dead.
It was fucking cold.

231
00:20:11,450 --> 00:20:13,120
It was nasty...

232
00:20:13,190 --> 00:20:15,480
Fucking neighbours. Really?
Nothing changes.

233
00:20:15,550 --> 00:20:17,340
- They're still doing that?
- Yeah, still.

234
00:20:17,390 --> 00:20:18,800
- Fuck.
- Turn that thing down!

235
00:20:18,960 --> 00:20:21,790
My funeral. My fucking funeral.

236
00:20:21,850 --> 00:20:23,230
- Really?
- Yeah.

237
00:20:23,990 --> 00:20:25,490
- How's Janet?
- She's fine.

238
00:20:25,550 --> 00:20:28,700
She's fine. I mean terrible.
Terrible, devastated.

239
00:20:28,770 --> 00:20:29,940
You know, destroyed.

240
00:20:30,010 --> 00:20:32,710
Um, and, you know,
she's just trying to deal.

241
00:20:32,770 --> 00:20:35,320
We all are. You know, we were nervous
when you went over there.

242
00:20:35,380 --> 00:20:37,800
We just wanted you to come back safe
and, you know, that...

243
00:20:38,270 --> 00:20:39,860
Your uncle Dave called
and was real nice.

244
00:20:39,920 --> 00:20:43,020
He told me, and then I had to
call and tell Janet,

245
00:20:43,080 --> 00:20:44,780
and she was just...

246
00:20:44,850 --> 00:20:48,370
But... but you're fucking here.
Fucking Jesus Christ!

247
00:20:48,430 --> 00:20:51,300
It's a fucking miracle, right?

248
00:20:51,360 --> 00:20:53,660
- Jesus...
- What's wrong? What's wrong?

249
00:20:53,730 --> 00:20:55,050
- Everything
- Yeah?

250
00:20:55,110 --> 00:20:59,740
I think it's my fucking liver,
'cause I don't know anything about livers...

251
00:20:59,810 --> 00:21:01,430
We gotta fucking get you
to hospital, dude.

252
00:21:01,500 --> 00:21:02,970
- Fucking... You are awful.
- No.

253
00:21:03,040 --> 00:21:05,280
We gotta fucking find a doctor,
find out what's wrong with you.

254
00:21:05,340 --> 00:21:07,230
- No doctors. it's just my stomach.
- Your stomach?

255
00:21:07,290 --> 00:21:09,330
'Cause you fucking haven't eaten
in three weeks.

256
00:21:09,390 --> 00:21:10,460
I'm gonna go get you a snack.

257
00:21:10,530 --> 00:21:12,950
You want a fucking snack,
you got a snack, huh?

258
00:21:13,010 --> 00:21:15,980
I got pizza. it's cold, but, um,
you know, it's cold pizza.

259
00:21:16,040 --> 00:21:18,350
I can nuke it, 'cause it tastes better
if I throw it in the nuker.

260
00:21:18,410 --> 00:21:20,290
- No, just bring it.
- Okay.

261
00:21:22,940 --> 00:21:25,490
- You found the medicine cabinet.
- Yeah.

262
00:21:31,630 --> 00:21:33,080
Okay.

263
00:21:34,340 --> 00:21:35,910
- Anchovies?
- Yeah.

264
00:21:35,970 --> 00:21:37,470
- Since when?
- Just...

265
00:21:37,520 --> 00:21:39,600
That's disappointing.

266
00:21:45,910 --> 00:21:49,580
Oh! Fucking... Dude, that's my rug.

267
00:22:01,500 --> 00:22:04,320
<i>Dr. Forrest, dial 114, please.</i>

268
00:22:04,390 --> 00:22:08,060
<i>Dr. Forrest, please dial 114.</i>

269
00:22:09,090 --> 00:22:11,140
- Buried alive?
- Yeah.

270
00:22:11,200 --> 00:22:13,170
I was definitely, um...

271
00:22:14,140 --> 00:22:15,290
I was definitely buried.

272
00:22:15,350 --> 00:22:18,650
Um... it's the "alive" part.

273
00:22:18,720 --> 00:22:20,990
I thought I was dead.
Everybody thought...

274
00:22:21,050 --> 00:22:22,630
You were dead.

275
00:22:23,390 --> 00:22:25,560
Here, check this out.

276
00:22:30,100 --> 00:22:32,950
Do you have any STDs?
Syphilis, hepatitis, anything?

277
00:22:33,020 --> 00:22:34,940
I was killed to death in a gunfight.

278
00:22:38,870 --> 00:22:40,840
Can you lean forward for me, please?

279
00:22:42,160 --> 00:22:43,910
And just look straight ahead.

280
00:22:50,030 --> 00:22:52,530
I'm kind of decomposing.

281
00:22:55,670 --> 00:22:57,310
Can you take your shirt off for me,
please?

282
00:22:57,370 --> 00:22:59,090
- I need you to cough and...
- Sure.

283
00:23:04,550 --> 00:23:06,100
Military issue.

284
00:23:27,220 --> 00:23:28,710
- What's the problem?
- No, no, I can't explain!

285
00:23:28,770 --> 00:23:30,970
- What's going on? What's going on?
- Get down here!

286
00:23:31,030 --> 00:23:32,980
What is it? What's going on?

287
00:23:33,040 --> 00:23:36,040
Is it Bart? Barthenoy Gregory?

288
00:23:40,790 --> 00:23:42,510
Dude, cops. We gotta...

289
00:23:46,980 --> 00:23:48,530
We gotta go. There's cops.

290
00:23:55,540 --> 00:23:58,640
I think that this is maybe more
than just a bug.

291
00:23:58,700 --> 00:24:00,500
Fuck.

292
00:24:00,660 --> 00:24:02,580
What now, man?

293
00:24:03,240 --> 00:24:05,370
I know what I need to do.

294
00:24:05,430 --> 00:24:06,900
Smoke some dope.

295
00:24:06,970 --> 00:24:10,720
Okay, uh, so you take the couch.
The couch is all yours.

296
00:24:10,780 --> 00:24:15,830
Um, yeah, and, you know, I think we just
gotta put a positive spin on this.

297
00:24:15,890 --> 00:24:18,930
You know what I mean?
Put it into a positive light.

298
00:24:18,990 --> 00:24:20,720
You know, in Korea,
the word for "problem",

299
00:24:20,780 --> 00:24:22,630
same word, "opportunity".

300
00:24:22,700 --> 00:24:25,440
So, really, we don't have a problem here.

301
00:24:25,500 --> 00:24:26,800
We have an opportunity.

302
00:24:26,870 --> 00:24:29,460
A gargantuan, fucked-up opportunity.

303
00:24:29,520 --> 00:24:31,040
We'll figure this all out tomorrow,
buttercup.

304
00:24:31,100 --> 00:24:32,470
- Jesus!
- Shit.

305
00:24:32,540 --> 00:24:34,190
- Oh, Jesus!
- Bart?

306
00:24:34,250 --> 00:24:36,410
Christ...

307
00:24:37,170 --> 00:24:41,020
- Argh!
- Oh, fuck, Bart.

308
00:24:41,090 --> 00:24:43,350
Fuck! Fuck, Bart.

309
00:24:46,710 --> 00:24:48,550
Fuck! Bart!
What the fuck, dude?

310
00:24:48,610 --> 00:24:50,510
Bart?

311
00:24:50,570 --> 00:24:53,070
Bart? Oh, Jesus.

312
00:24:54,540 --> 00:24:58,080
What the fuck is happening?

313
00:24:59,610 --> 00:25:04,030
- Jesus. I just don't believe it.
- I know, right?

314
00:25:04,690 --> 00:25:06,330
And what did the doctor say?

315
00:25:06,390 --> 00:25:08,640
We didn't really get
a reasonable diagnosis.

316
00:25:09,210 --> 00:25:12,260
God, it's unbelievable.

317
00:25:12,930 --> 00:25:14,220
Promise you're not gonna
tell anybody, right?

318
00:25:14,280 --> 00:25:16,520
No. I mean, yes, I swear.

319
00:25:16,580 --> 00:25:18,970
Not anybody - not Janet, not his mom,

320
00:25:19,030 --> 00:25:22,230
not until we figure out, you know,
what's going on.

321
00:25:22,300 --> 00:25:24,000
So he's not breathing, right?
I mean...

322
00:25:24,760 --> 00:25:27,130
- I-I couldn't find a pulse.
- Oh, God.

323
00:25:27,200 --> 00:25:28,840
- This is disgusting.
- Yeah.

324
00:25:28,910 --> 00:25:31,050
Like, he smells dead, at least.

325
00:25:36,710 --> 00:25:38,010
So, why don't you want to tell Janet?

326
00:25:38,080 --> 00:25:40,980
I don't want to tell nobody nothing,
not till we figure out what the fuck.

327
00:25:41,650 --> 00:25:43,340
So what's the prognosis?

328
00:25:44,700 --> 00:25:47,320
Well, his aura looks like shit.

329
00:25:47,390 --> 00:25:50,110
Oh, his aura looks like...

330
00:25:51,200 --> 00:25:53,550
- Is he dead?
- Yeah, he's dead.

331
00:25:53,610 --> 00:25:56,590
- Dead dead?
- Doornail dead.

332
00:25:56,650 --> 00:25:57,430
What the fuck? I mean...

333
00:25:57,490 --> 00:25:59,370
He was walking around,
puking up blood,

334
00:25:59,440 --> 00:26:01,880
being a general pain in the ass
not four fucking hours ago.

335
00:26:01,930 --> 00:26:04,180
- And then he just arrested?
- Arrested?

336
00:26:04,250 --> 00:26:05,700
- Died.
- Oh.

337
00:26:05,760 --> 00:26:09,860
Maybe, like, his vital signs are so low
he just appears to be dead.

338
00:26:10,530 --> 00:26:13,170
He's been embalmed, Joey.

339
00:26:13,230 --> 00:26:15,450
So... what do we do?

340
00:26:29,980 --> 00:26:32,150
- Chop off his head.
- What?!

341
00:26:32,710 --> 00:26:36,160
You have to chop off his head
and drive a stake through his heart.

342
00:26:36,230 --> 00:26:37,430
Why would I do that?

343
00:26:38,490 --> 00:26:41,830
Because he's undead.

344
00:26:41,890 --> 00:26:43,680
Undead?

345
00:26:44,550 --> 00:26:45,920
He's a vampire.

346
00:26:46,490 --> 00:26:47,410
A vampire!

347
00:26:47,480 --> 00:26:51,430
Yes, Joey, a vampire,
a creature of the night.

348
00:26:51,490 --> 00:26:56,240
And tonight he'll probably
come back again from death.

349
00:26:56,310 --> 00:26:58,660
A vampire? You're a fucking idiot.
What's wrong with you?

350
00:26:58,720 --> 00:27:01,060
- Joey, I'm serious.
- Yeah, I'm serious, Matty.

351
00:27:01,130 --> 00:27:02,570
You're a fucking retard, okay?

352
00:27:02,630 --> 00:27:06,550
There's a science explanation
for what's happening here.

353
00:27:06,610 --> 00:27:09,180
- Okay, like what?
- Like he's sick.

354
00:27:09,240 --> 00:27:11,570
He has a virus.
Gulf War syndrome.

355
00:27:11,630 --> 00:27:13,780
Joey, I'm a nurse.
He died over a month ago.

356
00:27:13,840 --> 00:27:16,670
We buried him two days ago.
What does this look like to you?

357
00:27:16,730 --> 00:27:18,470
Okay. Alright.

358
00:27:19,530 --> 00:27:22,150
Vampires have fangs, right?

359
00:27:23,010 --> 00:27:24,060
Look, huh?

360
00:27:24,120 --> 00:27:25,590
Eugh, gross.

361
00:27:25,650 --> 00:27:26,810
No fangs.

362
00:27:27,370 --> 00:27:28,760
Maybe they take some time to grow in.

363
00:27:28,820 --> 00:27:31,810
Yeah, maybe your theory is shit
'cause he died, like, a month ago.

364
00:27:31,870 --> 00:27:34,290
- Okay, so what's he doing on your floor?
- I don't know.

365
00:27:34,350 --> 00:27:35,620
That's what I called you for.

366
00:27:35,690 --> 00:27:38,230
- You have to chop off his head.
- Okay, or else?

367
00:27:38,300 --> 00:27:41,090
Or else, Joey, he'll roam the countryside

368
00:27:41,140 --> 00:27:45,210
in search of victims to satiate
his thirst for human blood.

369
00:27:45,270 --> 00:27:47,380
This is ludicrous, okay?

370
00:27:47,440 --> 00:27:49,610
He's not a vampire.
He's a dead guy.

371
00:27:49,680 --> 00:27:52,320
I'm gonna take him to the mortuary
and let the morticians deal with him.

372
00:27:52,380 --> 00:27:54,230
Alright, do what you want.
It's not my problem.

373
00:27:54,290 --> 00:27:56,670
But if they don't chop off his head,
he will be back.

374
00:27:57,130 --> 00:27:59,330
Oh, my God, where I live,
on planet Earth,

375
00:27:59,380 --> 00:28:00,560
there's no such thing as vampires.

376
00:28:00,630 --> 00:28:02,500
You know, believe what you want,

377
00:28:02,570 --> 00:28:05,930
but when he rises again and starts
taking the lives of the innocent,

378
00:28:06,690 --> 00:28:08,720
the blood will be on your hands.

379
00:28:09,480 --> 00:28:11,520
It's up to you, Joey.
He will need to drink human blood.

380
00:28:11,580 --> 00:28:13,950
If he doesn't, his soul will be
in eternal agony.

381
00:28:14,010 --> 00:28:16,980
If you're really his friend, you'll put
his soul to rest and chop off his head.

382
00:28:17,040 --> 00:28:20,240
Mathilda, not a word to anyone.
Promise me!

383
00:28:20,310 --> 00:28:22,600
I promise, I do. Kisses.

384
00:28:56,270 --> 00:28:59,380
Holy shit, dude.
You scared the piss out of me.

385
00:28:59,440 --> 00:29:02,140
Fuck. Why am I so stiff?

386
00:29:02,210 --> 00:29:04,300
I usually say that in the morning too.

387
00:29:05,160 --> 00:29:08,200
- Was I asleep?
- You were dead.

388
00:29:08,580 --> 00:29:11,280
Hey, your hanging-over favourite, huh?

389
00:29:11,340 --> 00:29:15,110
Eggs, smoked oysters
and Spam with molé.

390
00:29:15,160 --> 00:29:17,840
Just the way you like it.

391
00:29:18,900 --> 00:29:21,400
No? What? It's your favourite.

392
00:29:21,460 --> 00:29:23,710
Yeah. I don't have much of an appetite.

393
00:29:23,760 --> 00:29:25,940
I... I'm in the kitchen,
I make it special for you

394
00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:27,720
and now, what, I don't have feelings?

395
00:29:37,930 --> 00:29:39,500
Dig in.

396
00:29:40,170 --> 00:29:41,710
- Attaboy.
- Mmm!

397
00:29:49,940 --> 00:29:52,440
Good, right? Nice.

398
00:29:55,740 --> 00:29:57,370
Oh, my God!

399
00:30:03,950 --> 00:30:05,490
That is so wrong.

400
00:30:07,560 --> 00:30:09,060
Fuck.

401
00:30:09,920 --> 00:30:12,260
Okay, you gotta help me.

402
00:30:23,350 --> 00:30:25,530
- Alright.
- Okay, this is good.

403
00:30:25,600 --> 00:30:26,920
- This is good.
- Mmm.

404
00:30:40,190 --> 00:30:43,540
<i>Dr. Kaple, Dr. Kaple.</i>

405
00:30:43,600 --> 00:30:48,540
<i>This is ward 819.
Dr. Kaple, call the operator.</i>

406
00:31:24,790 --> 00:31:27,160
May I help you?

407
00:31:28,240 --> 00:31:31,010
Um, I'm just here for some blood.

408
00:31:31,070 --> 00:31:34,040
- You're not a nurse.
- That's true.

409
00:31:34,110 --> 00:31:35,580
- It's true, but, um...
- But what?

410
00:31:35,640 --> 00:31:39,540
I don't have all day.
No nurse, no blood.

411
00:31:39,610 --> 00:31:41,860
- Right. Um...
- You got a security pass?

412
00:31:42,320 --> 00:31:45,450
Yeah. Yeah, absolutely.

413
00:31:46,360 --> 00:31:48,380
Got a security pass.

414
00:31:48,440 --> 00:31:51,460
Okay, okay, I don't want to hurt you, ma'am.

415
00:31:51,520 --> 00:31:54,950
- I just want some blood.
- Oh, here we go.

416
00:31:56,210 --> 00:31:58,990
Okay. What type?

417
00:31:59,060 --> 00:32:01,400
- What?
- What blood type?

418
00:32:01,460 --> 00:32:04,110
I... l don't know. It doesn't matter.
Just hurry up, please.

419
00:32:04,180 --> 00:32:07,630
- What are you using it for?
- Hey, that's none of your business.

420
00:32:07,690 --> 00:32:09,750
I'm a nurse.
Of course it's my business.

421
00:32:09,810 --> 00:32:11,680
I can't indiscriminately dole out
pints of blood

422
00:32:11,740 --> 00:32:14,500
to every strung-out buffoon
who wanders in off the street.

423
00:32:14,860 --> 00:32:19,350
Someone could get the wrong type
and blam, that's it.

424
00:32:20,210 --> 00:32:23,600
So, what blood type?

425
00:32:23,660 --> 00:32:26,930
No, just... just give me
some fucking blood, lady, okay?

426
00:32:26,980 --> 00:32:29,660
And hurry up,
or I'll give you a bullet sandwich.

427
00:32:31,200 --> 00:32:33,170
Good. Good.

428
00:32:33,830 --> 00:32:35,790
Thank you.

429
00:32:36,600 --> 00:32:40,940
We get your type in here
from time to time - weirdos,

430
00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:47,250
jumping from one fly-by-night
hobbyist cult to another.

431
00:32:47,320 --> 00:32:53,010
You know, what the Gothic cult,
the witch coven, Landmark Forum.

432
00:32:53,670 --> 00:32:58,170
You are searching for something,
for fulfillment.

433
00:32:58,740 --> 00:33:01,020
Or maybe... maybe you're a cutter.

434
00:33:01,080 --> 00:33:02,730
Maybe you're a junkie.

435
00:33:02,790 --> 00:33:06,780
But have you asked yourself
if any of this is working?

436
00:33:06,850 --> 00:33:11,270
If any of this is making your life better?

437
00:33:12,030 --> 00:33:14,470
When was the last time
you had a stress test?

438
00:33:14,530 --> 00:33:16,000
I don't know what that is.

439
00:33:16,060 --> 00:33:18,390
I can give you a very simple test

440
00:33:18,450 --> 00:33:21,670
to find out exactly where
your engrams are at.

441
00:33:21,740 --> 00:33:24,390
I don't know what you're talking about right now.
Please put the blood in the bag.

442
00:33:24,450 --> 00:33:26,920
- Have you heard of Dianetics?
- No.

443
00:33:26,980 --> 00:33:29,640
You know, you don't have to do this,
you know.

444
00:33:29,700 --> 00:33:32,940
Scientology can help you find
your place in life.

445
00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:34,280
- Thank you for your help.
- Your purpose.

446
00:33:34,340 --> 00:33:35,790
- You're very helpful.
- You don't have to...

447
00:33:38,260 --> 00:33:39,960
Shit.

448
00:33:40,920 --> 00:33:44,830
Why, you poser! Give me that back,
you rat bastard!

449
00:33:47,310 --> 00:33:49,530
Please.

450
00:33:49,600 --> 00:33:53,140
Give it back! Security!

451
00:33:53,210 --> 00:33:55,650
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

452
00:33:55,710 --> 00:33:58,110
What's wrong with your eyes?
Oh, my God!

453
00:33:58,170 --> 00:34:01,000
- You stay right there!
- What's wrong with you?

454
00:34:01,060 --> 00:34:03,900
You'll be full of lead, both of you.

455
00:34:07,260 --> 00:34:08,810
Thank you.

456
00:34:17,840 --> 00:34:19,460
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
Here we go!

457
00:34:20,320 --> 00:34:21,940
Drive. Drive, come on.

458
00:34:22,890 --> 00:34:24,340
Holy shit. Holy shit.

459
00:34:24,400 --> 00:34:26,590
- How'd you do, huh?
- Oh, I fucking did good.

460
00:34:26,650 --> 00:34:28,900
- Yeah?
- I did good. Yeah.

461
00:34:29,370 --> 00:34:31,410
Oh, fuck. Fuck.

462
00:34:31,470 --> 00:34:32,890
Oh, fuck.

463
00:34:33,650 --> 00:34:36,550
Where's the fucking... Oh, fuck.

464
00:34:36,610 --> 00:34:38,570
- Drink up, baby.
- Ah.

465
00:34:38,630 --> 00:34:40,560
Drink it up. There you go.

466
00:34:40,620 --> 00:34:43,260
Look at ya. Look at ya!

467
00:34:44,020 --> 00:34:47,070
Drinking fucking blood,
this is fucking surreal.

468
00:34:47,140 --> 00:34:49,410
- Whoa.
- This is real surreal. You feel good?

469
00:35:39,420 --> 00:35:42,140
Oh! Whoa! Whoa! Not nice.

470
00:35:46,740 --> 00:35:49,780
- Yeah, girl. Working girl, right?
- Yeah, yeah.

471
00:35:51,700 --> 00:35:53,180
We should do this more.

472
00:35:53,250 --> 00:35:55,540
You know, we didn't do this enough
when you were alive.

473
00:35:58,900 --> 00:36:00,940
I feel like I've fucking...

474
00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:02,900
I feel like I've been
given a second chance.

475
00:36:02,950 --> 00:36:06,330
- You have been.
- Nobody gets a second chance, nobody.

476
00:36:06,390 --> 00:36:09,840
No... I-I got a second chance
and I'm gonna fucking use it.

477
00:36:09,910 --> 00:36:12,930
I'm gonna do it the way
I shoulda done it the first time.

478
00:36:12,990 --> 00:36:13,710
There you go.

479
00:36:13,780 --> 00:36:15,550
- And no mistakes.
- No mistakes.

480
00:36:15,620 --> 00:36:16,880
- No regrets.
- No surrender.

481
00:36:16,940 --> 00:36:19,490
- Because I'm fucking alive, my man.
- God bless you.

482
00:36:19,560 --> 00:36:22,400
Fuck.

483
00:36:22,470 --> 00:36:25,540
God. God.

484
00:36:27,580 --> 00:36:31,130
Oh, hi, Joey. How are you?

485
00:36:31,190 --> 00:36:32,610
Hey, Mrs. Agmanic.

486
00:36:33,170 --> 00:36:34,800
Ah.

487
00:36:34,860 --> 00:36:36,260
- Is that Bart?
- It's Bart.

488
00:36:36,330 --> 00:36:39,060
He's... he's...
Yeah, he's real sleepy.

489
00:36:39,120 --> 00:36:40,750
He's been doing...
He's drinking, so...

490
00:36:40,810 --> 00:36:41,960
- Is he drunk?
- Yeah.

491
00:36:42,020 --> 00:36:43,490
Burning the candle at both ends.

492
00:36:43,550 --> 00:36:46,340
- I can help if you...
- No, no, I'm okay, Mrs. Agmanic.

493
00:36:46,400 --> 00:36:48,290
- You'll hurt his head.
- Yeah, he's asleep.

494
00:36:48,350 --> 00:36:50,750
- He fell asleep in the car, you know.
- I'll bring you some...

495
00:36:50,810 --> 00:36:53,860
- He's sleepy, I don't wanna wake him.
- I'll bring you orange juice.

496
00:36:53,930 --> 00:36:55,190
- No, thank you.
- I'll bring you coffee.

497
00:36:55,250 --> 00:36:58,050
Okay, Mrs. Agmanic.

498
00:36:58,710 --> 00:37:01,180
God. Alright, get you down here.

499
00:37:01,640 --> 00:37:03,500
Come on, baby. Ahh.

500
00:37:05,070 --> 00:37:07,320
Oh, fuck him, alright.

501
00:37:11,480 --> 00:37:15,680
- No? Not... not even a tingle?
- This is stupid.

502
00:37:17,400 --> 00:37:18,900
Okay, alright.
No, let's just experiment.

503
00:37:18,970 --> 00:37:21,140
Alright, so the crucifix doesn't work.

504
00:37:21,710 --> 00:37:22,900
- Hold out your hands.
- Joey!

505
00:37:22,970 --> 00:37:24,990
This is actual holy water, okay.

506
00:37:25,050 --> 00:37:28,490
An actual Catholic priest
blessed this shit right in front of me.

507
00:37:28,650 --> 00:37:31,370
- Please, just hold out your hands.
- No, this is ridiculous.

508
00:37:31,440 --> 00:37:34,960
This is ridiculous, okay?
This whole thing is fucking ridiculous.

509
00:37:35,010 --> 00:37:37,660
Hold your hand out.

510
00:37:38,110 --> 00:37:39,660
Okay.

511
00:37:43,300 --> 00:37:45,170
- Well?
- Oh, fuck.

512
00:37:45,240 --> 00:37:47,080
That's not wat...
What the fuck is...

513
00:37:47,140 --> 00:37:48,830
Holy shit!

514
00:37:48,900 --> 00:37:50,400
What the fuck?!

515
00:37:50,460 --> 00:37:53,250
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

516
00:37:53,310 --> 00:37:54,930
- Fuck, Bart, I'm fucking sorry, dude.
- Oh, my God!

517
00:37:54,990 --> 00:37:56,560
- Why did you do this?!
- Fuck. What do I do?

518
00:37:56,630 --> 00:37:59,320
- What's wrong?
- WHY DID YOU pour water on my hand?

519
00:37:59,380 --> 00:38:02,450
- It didn't do shit.
- Oh, you fucking asshole.

520
00:38:02,510 --> 00:38:03,830
Such an asshole, man.

521
00:38:03,890 --> 00:38:06,940
Who was stroking your hair last night
when you were drinking blood?

522
00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:09,120
- You were, yeah.
- Human blood. Fuck it.

523
00:38:09,180 --> 00:38:11,780
Look, alright, okay, okay,
I did some research,

524
00:38:11,850 --> 00:38:14,740
and you're either
a zombie or a vampire.

525
00:38:15,200 --> 00:38:17,190
Good. Zombie or a vampire.

526
00:38:17,260 --> 00:38:19,770
I knew there had to be
a scientific explanation for this.

527
00:38:19,830 --> 00:38:23,700
Well... Look, we basically
categorize you as definitely undead.

528
00:38:23,760 --> 00:38:26,010
Alright. There's one catch, Joey.

529
00:38:26,060 --> 00:38:27,940
There's no such thing
as vampires or zombies.

530
00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:30,790
- Not according to the internet.
- God, the internet.

531
00:38:30,850 --> 00:38:32,910
What do they say about Bigfoot
on the internet?

532
00:38:32,970 --> 00:38:35,410
Bart, you're clearly not Bigfoot-
you're way too short,

533
00:38:35,470 --> 00:38:38,070
you're not covered in hair,
your feet are too small.

534
00:38:38,140 --> 00:38:42,390
Okay, okay, alright.
So, zombie, check this out.

535
00:38:42,450 --> 00:38:45,280
"A zombie is a dead human
or animal corpse

536
00:38:45,350 --> 00:38:46,940
"that has been resuscitated
from death

537
00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:50,370
"by virtue of a curse, plague
or other unnatural cause."

538
00:38:50,430 --> 00:38:53,170
Huh? Huh? Who does that
sound like, right?

539
00:38:53,230 --> 00:38:58,390
"Zombies are automatons with
little to no mental functions, " - you...

540
00:38:58,450 --> 00:39:00,800
"limited reasoning power, " - you...

541
00:39:00,860 --> 00:39:03,830
"and virtually no innate drive, "
- again, you...

542
00:39:03,880 --> 00:39:09,030
"aside from the urge to feed on
the flesh or brains of the living."

543
00:39:09,090 --> 00:39:11,310
- So, I'm a zombie.
- No.

544
00:39:11,970 --> 00:39:18,790
Horst in "Schriften und Hypothesen über
die Vampyren" defines a vampire as

545
00:39:18,860 --> 00:39:23,480
"a dead body which continues
to live in the grave,

546
00:39:23,550 --> 00:39:25,050
"which it leaves, however, by night

547
00:39:25,110 --> 00:39:28,380
"for the purpose of sucking
the blood of the living,

548
00:39:28,440 --> 00:39:32,100
"whereby it is nourished,
preserved in good condition,

549
00:39:32,160 --> 00:39:35,610
"instead of becoming decomposed
like other dead bodies."

550
00:39:35,680 --> 00:39:41,020
And Scoffern in "Stray Leaves
of Science And Folklore" writes,

551
00:39:41,080 --> 00:39:44,020
"The best definition
I can give of a vampire

552
00:39:44,080 --> 00:39:47,770
"is a living, mischievous
and murderous dead body.

553
00:39:47,830 --> 00:39:50,250
"A living dead body."

554
00:39:51,820 --> 00:39:53,140
So, I'm a vampire.

555
00:39:56,550 --> 00:39:59,370
- You're a revenant.
- A revenant?

556
00:39:59,430 --> 00:40:04,020
One who returns from the dead
in corporeal form.

557
00:40:06,110 --> 00:40:09,110
Yeah. Yeah, that's me.

558
00:40:10,710 --> 00:40:12,500
So, what the hell do you do...

559
00:40:12,560 --> 00:40:16,030
drink holy water and recite
the Lord's Prayer backwards, what?

560
00:40:16,100 --> 00:40:19,740
There is, er, one... one cure

561
00:40:19,810 --> 00:40:21,610
and that is chopping off your head

562
00:40:21,670 --> 00:40:23,420
and driving a stake through your body.

563
00:40:25,640 --> 00:40:27,810
Well... Oh, fuck!

564
00:40:31,350 --> 00:40:32,720
Fuck.

565
00:40:32,790 --> 00:40:34,660
So, what are we gonna do?

566
00:40:37,070 --> 00:40:41,020
Here we go, here we go.

567
00:40:41,090 --> 00:40:42,960
Here we go.

568
00:40:43,530 --> 00:40:45,420
Hey, man, how you doing, huh?

569
00:40:45,490 --> 00:40:47,700
Hey, man, we got
some work for you. Hop in.

570
00:40:48,260 --> 00:40:50,280
Oh, thank you very much, sir,

571
00:40:50,340 --> 00:40:53,940
but how about just some money
so I can buy some food?

572
00:40:54,010 --> 00:40:56,830
- Please don't touch the car.
- We'll give you some food, okay?

573
00:40:56,880 --> 00:41:01,380
- So come on in, we got food for you.
- Oh... no, man. Thanks.

574
00:41:01,440 --> 00:41:04,880
- How about just a dollar, maybe $2.
- Okay.

575
00:41:04,940 --> 00:41:09,110
Well, here's the thing - your sign says
you will work for food.

576
00:41:09,170 --> 00:41:13,190
So we've got work for you,
then we're gonna give you some food...

577
00:41:13,260 --> 00:41:14,650
you'll work for food.

578
00:41:14,710 --> 00:41:16,300
You understand what I mean?
So come on in.

579
00:41:16,360 --> 00:41:19,340
Hey, man, I'm just trying
to make ends meet, you know.

580
00:41:20,570 --> 00:41:24,320
- So you will work for food?
- Money would be better.

581
00:41:24,890 --> 00:41:28,430
I mean, I'm just trying
to make things happen,

582
00:41:28,500 --> 00:41:30,750
and kind of burn the candle
at both ends.

583
00:41:32,010 --> 00:41:35,640
- Burn the candle at both ends?
- Burn the candle at both ends.

584
00:41:38,340 --> 00:41:41,910
So whoa, whoa, whoa,
let's revisit this for a moment okay?

585
00:41:41,970 --> 00:41:44,180
What do you mean "missed"?
You want me to kill them?

586
00:41:44,240 --> 00:41:45,820
These are the dregs of society.

587
00:41:45,880 --> 00:41:48,160
They have no jobs, no family,
you know what I'm saying?

588
00:41:48,220 --> 00:41:50,490
They make no contribution whatsoever.

589
00:41:50,560 --> 00:41:51,330
You think someone's gonna notice

590
00:41:51,400 --> 00:41:53,480
if they don't show up
at the freeway exit ramp one day?

591
00:41:53,540 --> 00:41:56,090
I'm not killing anybody.
You gone fucking crazy?

592
00:41:56,150 --> 00:41:58,120
You know what, maybe I am crazy.

593
00:41:58,290 --> 00:42:00,540
You show up, come back
from the dead magically,

594
00:42:00,600 --> 00:42:03,720
soliciting my help to procure
human blood so you don't rot.

595
00:42:03,780 --> 00:42:05,880
Yeah, crazy -
reasonable explanation.

596
00:42:06,640 --> 00:42:08,760
Here we go, filthy meal coming up.

597
00:42:08,830 --> 00:42:11,630
Hey, there, pops,
got some work for you for food.

598
00:42:11,690 --> 00:42:12,890
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

599
00:42:12,960 --> 00:42:15,330
- Why don't you hop in, okay?
- How about some money, man?

600
00:42:15,390 --> 00:42:16,890
- Give me some money.
- No, no, no, no.

601
00:42:16,950 --> 00:42:20,300
We have food for you
if you work for us, like the sign says...

602
00:42:20,370 --> 00:42:21,050
you know, the sign
that you're holding?

603
00:42:21,110 --> 00:42:22,490
- What?
- The sign.

604
00:42:22,550 --> 00:42:23,730
- What?
- "Will work for food."

605
00:42:23,800 --> 00:42:26,690
Who the fuck do you think I am,
your nigger?!

606
00:42:26,750 --> 00:42:28,200
- Oh, wow.
- Get outta the car, white boy!

607
00:42:28,270 --> 00:42:30,720
- Alright, alright. Alright.
- Outta the car! Put them up.

608
00:42:30,790 --> 00:42:31,650
Okay.

609
00:42:31,710 --> 00:42:33,690
Hey, will you work for food?

610
00:42:34,750 --> 00:42:37,190
- I don't do that shit, man.
- Huh?

611
00:42:37,250 --> 00:42:39,150
I ain't no faggot,
I don't do that shit.

612
00:42:39,210 --> 00:42:39,900
No, no, no, no, I...

613
00:42:39,970 --> 00:42:43,090
Hey, you're looking for Boystown -
Santa Monica Boulevard.

614
00:42:43,160 --> 00:42:44,240
Now get the fuck out of here

615
00:42:44,300 --> 00:42:45,950
before I give you something
else to think about.

616
00:42:46,020 --> 00:42:47,390
- You faggot motherfucker!
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.

617
00:42:47,460 --> 00:42:48,830
- Whoa! Whoa!
- Get the fuck off!

618
00:42:49,800 --> 00:42:51,880
This is working out great, Joe.

619
00:42:52,740 --> 00:42:54,590
- What have you got next?
- I'm sorry, man.

620
00:42:54,650 --> 00:42:58,250
I mean, I'm surprised nobody responded
to my Craigslist ad...

621
00:42:59,320 --> 00:43:01,680
- What, really?
- Yeah.

622
00:43:01,740 --> 00:43:04,760
That surprises me.
Everybody responds to those things.

623
00:43:04,820 --> 00:43:07,320
I know.
Huh, what are you gonna do?

624
00:43:14,360 --> 00:43:16,240
Ohhh.

625
00:43:16,700 --> 00:43:18,340
Jesus!

626
00:43:18,400 --> 00:43:20,950
Oh, what is wrong with you?

627
00:43:29,760 --> 00:43:31,560
Fuck.

628
00:43:33,090 --> 00:43:36,920
I don't know what that's about.
We gotta figure it out soon.

629
00:43:36,980 --> 00:43:39,330
Hey, bro! Bro!
Just wait a sec.

630
00:43:39,400 --> 00:43:41,420
- Get in the car.
- You know what time it is?

631
00:43:41,480 --> 00:43:43,570
Get in the car.
Start the car.

632
00:43:43,620 --> 00:43:47,450
- No watch.
- Yeah, I think it's, like, 2:00.

633
00:43:47,520 --> 00:43:49,020
They're just closing up
in there, so...

634
00:43:49,780 --> 00:43:51,450
Oh, thanks. Thanks.

635
00:43:51,510 --> 00:43:55,600
Hey, bro, you look kinda... kinda sick.
I saw you throwing up.

636
00:43:55,660 --> 00:43:58,280
- Ese, you alright?
- No, no.

637
00:43:58,340 --> 00:44:00,990
Actually, I lost my watch.
Yeah, I got it, though.

638
00:44:01,050 --> 00:44:02,690
- Oh. Okay.
- Hey, let's go.

639
00:44:02,750 --> 00:44:05,990
Hey, man, I'm selling watches, ese.
You wanna see these watches, man?

640
00:44:06,050 --> 00:44:08,770
You might like one. Hey, check this out.
Give me your money, ese!

641
00:44:08,840 --> 00:44:10,090
Fuck.

642
00:44:10,650 --> 00:44:12,450
Look...

643
00:44:12,520 --> 00:44:14,590
- Give me the money, ese!
- I don't have any money, man.

644
00:44:14,650 --> 00:44:16,280
Fuck you! I said give me your money.

645
00:44:16,850 --> 00:44:19,040
Fuck you, I don't have any money.

646
00:44:19,100 --> 00:44:21,590
- We spent it all on hookers and blow!
- Ah!

647
00:44:21,650 --> 00:44:23,370
Hookers and blow, huh?

648
00:44:23,830 --> 00:44:25,200
Hookers and...

649
00:44:26,070 --> 00:44:27,930
Turn your punk ass around, ese.

650
00:44:29,430 --> 00:44:32,780
Hookers? You maricones
are here for hookers?

651
00:44:32,840 --> 00:44:34,010
- Pussy?
- That's right.

652
00:44:34,070 --> 00:44:35,830
Mexican pussy?

653
00:44:35,890 --> 00:44:37,340
What, you faggots can't find
no pussy in Brentwood,

654
00:44:37,410 --> 00:44:39,400
you gotta come down here
to my barrio?

655
00:44:39,460 --> 00:44:41,360
Do we really look like
we're from Brentwood?

656
00:44:43,980 --> 00:44:46,730
Did you come down here
for Mexican pussy or not?!

657
00:44:47,500 --> 00:44:49,320
Would you please not point
that fucking gun at me?

658
00:44:49,380 --> 00:44:51,260
Shut your fucking mouth!

659
00:44:52,020 --> 00:44:53,910
Did you come down here
for Mexican choncha?

660
00:44:53,970 --> 00:44:57,200
No, we did not come down here
for Mexican choncha.

661
00:44:57,260 --> 00:45:00,830
- You didn't fuck no Mexican girls?
- No.

662
00:45:00,900 --> 00:45:03,270
No, we didn't fuck any Mexican girls.

663
00:45:03,340 --> 00:45:04,710
Why not?

664
00:45:05,580 --> 00:45:06,900
What?

665
00:45:06,960 --> 00:45:09,860
What, Mexican choncha is not
good enough for you, huh, cracker?

666
00:45:09,920 --> 00:45:11,000
- They don't smell right?
- No...

667
00:45:11,060 --> 00:45:12,710
They don't smell right,
is that what you're saying?

668
00:45:12,780 --> 00:45:15,470
No, they smell great. Mexican...
Mexican choncha smells great.

669
00:45:15,540 --> 00:45:17,880
- Smells... smells good?
- Mexican women are beautiful.

670
00:45:18,440 --> 00:45:20,640
So you did come down here
for some pussy,

671
00:45:20,710 --> 00:45:22,630
for some Mexican pussy.

672
00:45:24,320 --> 00:45:26,990
Hey, back up, ese! Back up!

673
00:45:27,050 --> 00:45:28,600
Holy shit!

674
00:45:28,670 --> 00:45:31,080
- Holy shit! Bart!
- Back up, little boy.

675
00:45:31,140 --> 00:45:32,520
- You want two in you?
- No.

676
00:45:34,280 --> 00:45:35,950
You want two in you?

677
00:45:36,020 --> 00:45:37,540
- Then give me your shit.
- Okay.

678
00:45:37,600 --> 00:45:39,570
Let's go, Casper.
Give me your shit.

679
00:45:44,570 --> 00:45:48,410
What the fuck?

680
00:45:50,260 --> 00:45:54,410
I fucking killed you, ese!

681
00:45:57,550 --> 00:45:58,630
Ah!

682
00:45:58,700 --> 00:46:01,240
I killed you, ese!

683
00:46:01,310 --> 00:46:02,850
I fucking killed you.

684
00:46:04,630 --> 00:46:06,250
Take that!

685
00:46:07,570 --> 00:46:08,860
Ese.

686
00:46:08,920 --> 00:46:11,860
Holy shit, Bart. You okay?

687
00:46:11,920 --> 00:46:14,290
- Whoa.
- You alright?

688
00:46:14,340 --> 00:46:15,460
No.

689
00:46:15,530 --> 00:46:18,600
Dude, you got shot. A lot.

690
00:46:18,670 --> 00:46:22,270
Dude, he shot you with his gun.
This is a trip! Look at you!

691
00:46:22,330 --> 00:46:25,980
Oh, my... Oh, yo, okay. Alright.
Alright, we gotta...

692
00:46:26,050 --> 00:46:28,840
We gotta get outta here, dude,
we gotta get outta here right now.

693
00:46:28,900 --> 00:46:30,940
- What?
- We gotta go. Come on, we gotta go.

694
00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:32,520
Take him, take him.
Get him, get him, get him.

695
00:46:32,580 --> 00:46:33,980
- What are you talking about?
- We gotta go.

696
00:46:34,050 --> 00:46:36,940
You need him, trust me. Come on.
Help me out, help me out.

697
00:46:37,510 --> 00:46:39,050
Jesus.

698
00:46:40,570 --> 00:46:42,110
Come on, get him.

699
00:46:43,830 --> 00:46:45,380
Ready? Go.

700
00:46:49,830 --> 00:46:51,910
Alright, get him in there.

701
00:46:51,970 --> 00:46:55,000
Oh, daddy's gonna eat.

702
00:46:55,060 --> 00:46:57,680
Baby's gonna have a nice meal.

703
00:46:57,750 --> 00:46:59,240
Oh, my God, that ruled!

704
00:46:59,300 --> 00:47:02,750
Oh, my God, I can't even believe it!
That is so awesome, buddy.

705
00:47:02,810 --> 00:47:05,010
You got dinner, buddy. Nice!

706
00:47:05,070 --> 00:47:07,310
Yeah, that gangbanging motherfucker

707
00:47:07,370 --> 00:47:10,910
fucked with the wrong
fucking gringos, huh?

708
00:47:10,970 --> 00:47:13,540
You didn't see that one coming,
did you, ese, huh?

709
00:47:13,600 --> 00:47:15,670
Maricón, huh?

710
00:47:15,730 --> 00:47:20,460
Yo, so, suck him off or, you know,
drink his blood. You know, do it.

711
00:47:20,530 --> 00:47:22,740
I... l don't know, man.

712
00:47:22,800 --> 00:47:25,500
Fucking drink his blood, Bart.
Do it.

713
00:47:25,570 --> 00:47:28,310
You're wasting it.
He's bleeding all over the seat.

714
00:47:28,370 --> 00:47:31,890
Jesus Christ. You know, he shot you!
You know he shot you, right?

715
00:47:31,950 --> 00:47:34,720
He tried to kill you.
It was us or him!

716
00:47:34,790 --> 00:47:36,410
Seriously, Bart!

717
00:47:36,460 --> 00:47:39,690
Dude, you're decom-fucking-posing,
are you kidding?

718
00:47:39,760 --> 00:47:43,150
You're wasting away.
Don't you wanna get better?

719
00:47:43,210 --> 00:47:44,800
Dude, you have no choice.

720
00:47:44,860 --> 00:47:47,400
Drink his blood.

721
00:47:56,890 --> 00:47:59,850
There you go. That's my guy.

722
00:47:59,910 --> 00:48:03,880
Look at that. Oh! Oh, Jesus Christ.

723
00:48:04,340 --> 00:48:06,930
Holy Shit.

724
00:49:25,040 --> 00:49:27,290
- We're gonna need more rocks.
- No, we got plenty of rocks.

725
00:49:27,350 --> 00:49:29,820
No, we got enough rocks to sink him

726
00:49:29,890 --> 00:49:31,440
but we don't got enough rocks
to hold him down

727
00:49:31,500 --> 00:49:34,470
once his putrefying flesh
starts to swell up with gas.

728
00:49:34,930 --> 00:49:38,380
Then he becomes a big, white
fermented meat bobber

729
00:49:38,440 --> 00:49:40,910
bubbling up on the surface
for all to see.

730
00:49:40,970 --> 00:49:42,370
We're gonna need more rocks.

731
00:49:42,440 --> 00:49:43,840
Where the fuck do you find this shit?

732
00:49:43,900 --> 00:49:45,900
I retain odd little titbits
of information.

733
00:49:45,970 --> 00:49:47,810
Up and over.

734
00:50:03,640 --> 00:50:05,640
This is crazy, dude.

735
00:50:13,730 --> 00:50:16,160
God.

736
00:50:16,220 --> 00:50:19,440
Okay, here we go. Yup, yup, yup.

737
00:50:26,260 --> 00:50:28,720
- Oh, hi, Joey.
- See ya.

738
00:50:41,350 --> 00:50:42,890
Joey?

739
00:50:44,450 --> 00:50:46,000
Joey?

740
00:50:48,940 --> 00:50:50,480
Joey!

741
00:50:53,020 --> 00:50:54,640
Joey!

742
00:50:55,110 --> 00:50:56,740
Hey, Joey.

743
00:50:57,700 --> 00:50:59,240
Joey, I can see you in there.

744
00:50:59,300 --> 00:51:00,670
- I'm naked.
- Oh, come on!

745
00:51:00,730 --> 00:51:03,570
- From the waist down.
- Oh, come on, Joey, open the door.

746
00:51:03,630 --> 00:51:05,900
Hold on! Coming!

747
00:51:05,970 --> 00:51:07,690
- Coming.
- Are you fucking kidding me?

748
00:51:11,190 --> 00:51:12,780
Joey, what are you doing? Come on!

749
00:51:12,840 --> 00:51:15,510
Oh. Okay, you should knock more.

750
00:51:18,460 --> 00:51:19,630
Matty.

751
00:51:19,800 --> 00:51:21,170
Janet.

752
00:51:21,240 --> 00:51:25,080
The police came to my house.
They said Bart's body's missing.

753
00:51:25,640 --> 00:51:29,880
- My God, you're kidding?
- Save it, Joey. I already told her.

754
00:51:33,350 --> 00:51:34,720
What's going on?

755
00:51:35,490 --> 00:51:37,110
I wanted to tell you, I did, I did,

756
00:51:37,170 --> 00:51:39,990
but he didn't want me
to tell anyone.

757
00:51:40,050 --> 00:51:42,920
I thought... l think maybe
he was embarrassed.

758
00:51:43,490 --> 00:51:45,610
Are you sure you wanna do this?

759
00:51:50,840 --> 00:51:53,680
Oh, my God.

760
00:51:58,060 --> 00:52:00,480
It's a bit stuffy in here.

761
00:52:07,500 --> 00:52:09,220
Oh, my God.

762
00:52:17,590 --> 00:52:19,590
I don't believe it.

763
00:52:46,340 --> 00:52:47,960
Why?

764
00:52:50,150 --> 00:52:53,620
Why? Why are you doing this to me?

765
00:52:53,680 --> 00:52:57,180
You fucking arsehole,
I loved you. Why?

766
00:53:02,250 --> 00:53:04,090
He's cold.

767
00:53:08,070 --> 00:53:10,990
We have to stop this. It's too hard.

768
00:53:11,060 --> 00:53:13,430
There are dark forces at play.

769
00:53:13,500 --> 00:53:15,290
We have to end this, now.

770
00:53:15,350 --> 00:53:17,300
Dark forces?

771
00:53:17,360 --> 00:53:20,810
- And what do you mean, "end it"?
- She means cut off his head.

772
00:53:20,870 --> 00:53:22,800
- What?!
- It's the only way, Janet.

773
00:53:22,860 --> 00:53:24,510
The... the only way to what?

774
00:53:24,570 --> 00:53:26,860
The only way to put
his soul to rest.

775
00:53:26,920 --> 00:53:30,050
No! I wanna see him again.

776
00:53:31,680 --> 00:53:33,220
Has he killed yet?

777
00:53:34,990 --> 00:53:36,530
What do you mean, "killed"?

778
00:53:37,490 --> 00:53:41,040
He has to drink blood
to survive, Janet.

779
00:53:41,110 --> 00:53:42,990
Has he killed yet?

780
00:53:43,050 --> 00:53:46,620
You're not cu...
You're not cutting off his head.

781
00:53:48,080 --> 00:53:49,460
This is insane.

782
00:53:49,530 --> 00:53:51,070
Has he killed yet, Joey?

783
00:53:51,630 --> 00:53:54,470
- Joey?!
- A... a little bit.

784
00:53:56,370 --> 00:53:59,080
- What?
- It was in self-defense.

785
00:53:59,640 --> 00:54:01,960
And did he drink his victim's blood?

786
00:54:02,020 --> 00:54:05,590
Um, yeah, he did do that.

787
00:54:05,660 --> 00:54:06,780
See?

788
00:54:07,450 --> 00:54:09,690
Janet, we have to
put his soul at peace.

789
00:54:09,750 --> 00:54:11,710
You understand?

790
00:54:11,770 --> 00:54:13,470
He can't do it himself.
It's up to us.

791
00:54:13,530 --> 00:54:16,480
No! You're not fucking touching him.

792
00:54:16,540 --> 00:54:19,540
You never liked him and
you never wanted us to be together.

793
00:54:20,000 --> 00:54:21,730
Get out of here now!

794
00:54:21,790 --> 00:54:22,960
- Go!
- All I wanna...

795
00:54:23,030 --> 00:54:26,240
Go! Go.

796
00:54:27,890 --> 00:54:30,170
Oh. That went well, I thought.

797
00:54:30,240 --> 00:54:33,160
That's... that's my room.

798
00:54:35,490 --> 00:54:38,840
So, did you come clean
with your best pal?

799
00:54:38,910 --> 00:54:40,450
Beg your pardon?

800
00:54:45,040 --> 00:54:49,170
Perhaps there's more than one reason
to "give him peace".

801
00:54:53,100 --> 00:54:54,890
Do the right thing, Joey.

802
00:54:57,240 --> 00:54:59,120
Fucking blow me, Matty.

803
00:55:11,060 --> 00:55:14,130
<i>♫ They say ♫</i>

804
00:55:14,200 --> 00:55:16,670
<i>♫ It must have been ♫</i>

805
00:55:16,730 --> 00:55:18,900
<i>♫ Surrender ♫</i>

806
00:55:22,510 --> 00:55:25,010
<i>♫ They cannot see how ♫</i>

807
00:55:25,080 --> 00:55:29,330
<i>♫ I could love a man like I love you ♫</i>

808
00:55:33,530 --> 00:55:36,080
<i>♫ I tell them ♫</i>

809
00:55:36,800 --> 00:55:42,000
<i>♫ All that there is to remember... ♫</i>

810
00:55:42,570 --> 00:55:44,190
Oh, my God.

811
00:55:45,060 --> 00:55:47,660
- Oh, my God.
<i>- ♫ And I don't recall... ♫</i>

812
00:55:47,720 --> 00:55:49,350
Oh, my God, it's so good to see you.

813
00:55:49,420 --> 00:55:51,390
It's so good to see you too.

814
00:55:52,250 --> 00:55:53,590
How did you find out?

815
00:55:53,660 --> 00:55:56,780
I couldn't believe it
when Mathilda told me, I...

816
00:55:57,250 --> 00:55:59,510
Oh, my God, look at your eyes.

817
00:55:59,570 --> 00:56:02,490
Oh, yeah. That's fucked up, right?

818
00:56:02,550 --> 00:56:04,760
I usually wear sunglasses.

819
00:56:07,710 --> 00:56:09,760
What the hell's going on?

820
00:56:10,520 --> 00:56:15,570
Oh, sometimes, I guess,
people just rise from the dead.

821
00:56:18,530 --> 00:56:20,780
- From the dead?
- Yeah.

822
00:56:22,360 --> 00:56:23,340
From the dead!

823
00:56:23,400 --> 00:56:26,400
<i>♫ Angels are there just for lovers ♫</i>

824
00:56:30,020 --> 00:56:33,760
<i>♫ And gently they guard us each day... ♫</i>

825
00:56:33,830 --> 00:56:36,420
- I can't believe you'd do this to me.
- Baby...

826
00:56:36,480 --> 00:56:41,000
I had to bury you!
I had to say goodbye.

827
00:56:41,060 --> 00:56:44,210
<i>♫ They say ♫</i>

828
00:56:44,270 --> 00:56:48,900
<i>♫ You're not the lover for me ♫</i>

829
00:56:49,920 --> 00:56:54,470
<i>♫ Hoping for proof they don't see ♫</i>

830
00:56:55,530 --> 00:57:00,530
<i>♫ Somehow awaiting your crime ♫</i>

831
00:57:03,550 --> 00:57:06,760
<i>♫ I fall ♫</i>

832
00:57:06,820 --> 00:57:09,240
<i>♫ into your arms ♫</i>

833
00:57:09,300 --> 00:57:12,370
<i>♫ With my heart ♫</i>

834
00:57:12,430 --> 00:57:17,250
<i>♫ Open as wide the stars ♫</i>

835
00:57:18,020 --> 00:57:22,340
<i>♫ I know that your love is mine. ♫</i>

836
00:57:29,010 --> 00:57:31,200
So you're still not hungry
or are you basically, like, nervous

837
00:57:31,270 --> 00:57:33,860
you're gonna puke everything up
in a damned bloody mess?

838
00:57:34,820 --> 00:57:38,440
- I'm not feeling very rubicund lately.
- Rubicund?

839
00:57:38,500 --> 00:57:40,590
Nice. That's a pretty gay word.

840
00:57:51,680 --> 00:57:53,780
Oh, you got your
cell phone back, huh?

841
00:57:53,840 --> 00:57:57,060
- Yep. Janet gave it back to me.
- What?

842
00:57:57,110 --> 00:57:59,550
She sent me a bunch of voicemails
when I was dead.

843
00:58:00,210 --> 00:58:01,080
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.

844
00:58:01,140 --> 00:58:03,000
Said she wanted to hear my voice.

845
00:58:03,060 --> 00:58:06,690
She pissed that you're not accepting
her calls, sending her to voicemail?

846
00:58:08,060 --> 00:58:09,950
- You're so fucked, man.
- Sorry.

847
00:58:10,010 --> 00:58:10,790
You just send her to voicemail.

848
00:58:10,850 --> 00:58:13,200
- Where's the Quick-E-Mart man?
- I don't know.

849
00:58:16,100 --> 00:58:19,440
- Oh, there he is.
- Yes.

850
00:58:20,630 --> 00:58:22,970
- Okay.
- You alright?

851
00:58:25,750 --> 00:58:28,250
- That's a nice shirt.
- Great shirt.

852
00:58:30,010 --> 00:58:33,730
- Did you steal it from a Gypsy?
- Cowboy Gypsy?

853
00:58:34,480 --> 00:58:36,280
That's a great hat.

854
00:58:40,920 --> 00:58:42,440
Ohhh!

855
00:58:42,500 --> 00:58:44,090
- Hey!
- What are you doing?

856
00:58:44,650 --> 00:58:46,250
You stupid white motherfuckers,

857
00:58:46,310 --> 00:58:48,730
you just walked into the wrong
motherfucking liquor store.

858
00:58:48,790 --> 00:58:51,600
Put your white motherfucking heads
on the motherfucking counter now!

859
00:58:51,660 --> 00:58:53,640
Get the fucking money
out of the fucking machine

860
00:58:53,710 --> 00:58:55,550
and put it in the fucking bag!

861
00:58:55,610 --> 00:58:58,180
I hate fucking square-ass,
tight-fuck white people like you.

862
00:58:58,250 --> 00:58:59,650
And I can't stand no slant-eyed,

863
00:58:59,710 --> 00:59:01,760
Chink-Nip motherfucker
like you neither.

864
00:59:01,830 --> 00:59:04,540
Get the fucking money!
Think I'm playing with you?!

865
00:59:04,600 --> 00:59:06,520
Give me that.
Get your ass over there.

866
00:59:06,580 --> 00:59:09,450
What the fuck's wrong
with you fuckers?

867
00:59:09,520 --> 00:59:12,260
On your knees! Put your hands
behind your fucking head!

868
00:59:12,330 --> 00:59:13,850
Skimpy-ass yellow bastards.

869
00:59:13,910 --> 00:59:15,500
Anybody moves, I'll shoot 'em.

870
00:59:15,560 --> 00:59:18,610
Anybody makes a sound, guess what?
I'm gonna shoot 'em!

871
00:59:20,540 --> 00:59:22,390
I'm glad you assholes
came up in here.

872
00:59:22,450 --> 00:59:25,270
I didn't plan on busting up
no white folks tonight, just gooks!

873
00:59:26,030 --> 00:59:28,920
But I always do over the white man
when I get the opportunity.

874
00:59:28,980 --> 00:59:30,470
Fork it over, motherfucker!

875
00:59:30,530 --> 00:59:33,010
Put that fucking shit
on the counter! Now!

876
00:59:33,170 --> 00:59:34,340
Yeah.

877
00:59:37,470 --> 00:59:39,470
- Isn't that a little racist?
- What?

878
00:59:39,530 --> 00:59:41,420
Wh-what-what... what the fuck
did you just say?

879
00:59:41,980 --> 00:59:44,860
You always do over the white man
when you get the chance,

880
00:59:44,920 --> 00:59:45,500
that what you said?

881
00:59:45,560 --> 00:59:48,160
Fuck you! Look what you
white folks did to my people.

882
00:59:48,220 --> 00:59:50,210
Look how you force down
the black community!

883
00:59:50,270 --> 00:59:53,240
You specifically target someone
based on their race, that's racism.

884
00:59:53,300 --> 00:59:55,480
Back me up on this, Joey.

885
00:59:55,550 --> 00:59:57,340
Yeah, back him up, motherfucker.

886
00:59:58,300 --> 01:00:01,620
Shit, are you kidding me, man?
Are you fucking kidding me?

887
01:00:01,680 --> 01:00:04,480
"Moral consciousness
implies a kind of scission,

888
01:00:04,540 --> 01:00:05,620
"a fracture of consciousness

889
01:00:05,690 --> 01:00:08,330
"into a bright part
and an opposing black part.

890
01:00:08,390 --> 01:00:10,340
"In order to achieve morality,
it is essential that

891
01:00:10,410 --> 01:00:13,980
"the black, the dark, the Negro
vanish from consciousness.

892
01:00:14,040 --> 01:00:18,060
"Hence a Negro is forever in combat
with his own image." Frantz Fanon.

893
01:00:18,120 --> 01:00:20,460
Louis Farrakhan said,
"Anarchy may await America

894
01:00:20,530 --> 01:00:23,370
"due to the daily injustices
suffered by the people."

895
01:00:23,830 --> 01:00:26,200
I'm doing my part to manifest
that anarchy, brother,

896
01:00:26,270 --> 01:00:27,390
and free all people.

897
01:00:27,450 --> 01:00:30,370
But you ain't gonna see that freedom
because you're gonna be a casualty

898
01:00:30,440 --> 01:00:32,830
of the anarchy
that brings it into being!

899
01:00:32,890 --> 01:00:34,810
And the fucking slope goes first.

900
01:00:35,370 --> 01:00:37,600
No. Don't, don't. I don't wanna die.

901
01:00:37,660 --> 01:00:39,230
Don't, don't, don't shoot me, please.

902
01:00:39,300 --> 01:00:41,970
- What the fuck is with that shit?
- I think he fainted.

903
01:00:42,040 --> 01:00:43,350
Fainted?

904
01:00:43,410 --> 01:00:46,160
Shut the fuck up, gook!
I said, "Shut the fuck up!"

905
01:00:46,630 --> 01:00:48,480
- Alright, say goodbye, motherfucker.
- Don't, man.

906
01:00:48,540 --> 01:00:51,210
No, don't kill me. Don't kill me.
Fuck! Fuck! Oh!

907
01:00:51,280 --> 01:00:52,850
Fuck, fuck.

908
01:00:52,900 --> 01:00:56,100
- You wanna be a fucking hero?
- I don't wanna die. Shit!

909
01:00:56,160 --> 01:00:58,880
Oh, fuck, fuck.
I don't wanna die.

910
01:01:10,620 --> 01:01:12,090
Oh, fuck.

911
01:01:12,160 --> 01:01:14,480
Oh, fuck. Oh, shit.

912
01:01:14,540 --> 01:01:17,090
He was shot.

913
01:01:17,150 --> 01:01:20,320
Dude, what happened, dude?

914
01:01:20,370 --> 01:01:23,770
- What the fuck?
- Oh, I got... l got shot.

915
01:01:23,840 --> 01:01:26,640
Oh, hurting.

916
01:01:27,310 --> 01:01:30,280
- Fucking Jesus, it hurts.
- You should see your chest. Is it okay?

917
01:01:30,340 --> 01:01:31,560
Is it real?

918
01:01:31,620 --> 01:01:34,340
Oh, fuck. What the fuck happened?

919
01:01:35,100 --> 01:01:37,190
What? I don't get it.

920
01:01:38,610 --> 01:01:40,080
- He's dead.
- Yeah?

921
01:01:40,150 --> 01:01:41,960
- Fuck you. I say, "Fuck you."
- Yeah.

922
01:01:42,020 --> 01:01:43,970
- That teaches you to fuck with me.
- Yeah, baby.

923
01:01:44,740 --> 01:01:48,160
Yeah, I can't...
I can't talk right now, okay?

924
01:01:48,620 --> 01:01:51,840
- Yeah, I'm just too busy.
- Fucking asshole! Fucking asshole.

925
01:01:51,900 --> 01:01:53,440
I'm too busy to tell you
why I'm busy.

926
01:01:53,500 --> 01:01:56,700
- Teach you to fuck with me.
- Okay? I gotta go.

927
01:01:57,470 --> 01:01:59,120
Okay, I'll talk to you later.

928
01:01:59,180 --> 01:02:00,510
Martin Luther King
is rolling in his grave.

929
01:02:00,580 --> 01:02:02,700
- Yeah, I will.
- You asshole.

930
01:02:02,760 --> 01:02:04,800
- You're a disgrace to the black man.
- Okay. Okay, gotta go.

931
01:02:04,860 --> 01:02:06,680
- Don't you fucking get it, you punk?
- Okay.

932
01:02:07,550 --> 01:02:09,600
- Okay, baby. 'Bye.
- I don't believe it.

933
01:02:09,670 --> 01:02:12,310
I'm a-fucking-live, alive!
Anything in the fucking store you want.

934
01:02:12,370 --> 01:02:14,080
Please, take it, take it.
Anything.

935
01:02:14,140 --> 01:02:17,460
Please, please, here. For free.
Take it, for free.

936
01:02:17,520 --> 01:02:19,570
- Okay, yeah.
- You saved my life!

937
01:02:19,630 --> 01:02:21,380
- You saved my life!
- Yep.

938
01:02:28,970 --> 01:02:30,720
Eww.

939
01:02:35,430 --> 01:02:37,320
Whoa.

940
01:02:37,380 --> 01:02:39,470
Bart, look at this fucker.

941
01:02:39,530 --> 01:02:42,450
- Look at that shit.
- You fucking kidding me?

942
01:02:45,870 --> 01:02:48,300
Oh, score.

943
01:02:48,360 --> 01:02:50,800
Huh?

944
01:02:50,860 --> 01:02:52,580
Uh-huh.

945
01:03:06,350 --> 01:03:09,100
T-take out $300,
make it fucking snappy.

946
01:03:10,290 --> 01:03:12,960
M-machine w-won't take my card.

947
01:03:14,270 --> 01:03:15,740
Don't fucking fuck with me, man.

948
01:03:15,810 --> 01:03:17,970
I want $300 or they're gonna be

949
01:03:18,030 --> 01:03:21,750
wiping up your fucking frontal lobe
off that machine in the AM.

950
01:03:21,810 --> 01:03:25,860
It-it's not my card. I-I stole it.
It's not mine.

951
01:03:25,920 --> 01:03:29,360
Shut up! You think
I'm fucking stupid?

952
01:03:29,420 --> 01:03:32,840
I'm gonna count to three...
No, I'm gonna count to five.

953
01:03:32,900 --> 01:03:37,770
Alright? And if I don't have
300 bucks, kaboom, you're dead.

954
01:03:37,840 --> 01:03:40,540
One. Two.

955
01:03:40,600 --> 01:03:42,770
Three. Four.

956
01:03:45,070 --> 01:03:48,490
Drop the fucking gun lickity-fucking-split.

957
01:03:51,420 --> 01:03:54,290
- Move and the geek gets it.
- Okay.

958
01:03:55,060 --> 01:03:59,350
I'm gonna count to three.
No, I'm gonna count to five.

959
01:03:59,410 --> 01:04:02,650
And if you don't drop the gun, kaboom.

960
01:04:03,890 --> 01:04:04,840
One.

961
01:04:13,750 --> 01:04:15,160
Motherfuck...

962
01:04:16,550 --> 01:04:19,100
- No! Help! Help!
- Shut up!

963
01:04:19,160 --> 01:04:21,960
Oh, go away.
Oh, God, help.

964
01:04:22,030 --> 01:04:24,250
- Help me. Somebody, help me.
- Shut up!

965
01:04:24,310 --> 01:04:25,930
I know what you're thinking.

966
01:04:27,500 --> 01:04:30,130
Did he fire six shots or only five?

967
01:04:30,600 --> 01:04:31,920
Well, to tell you the truth,

968
01:04:31,990 --> 01:04:34,580
in all this excitement
I've kinda lost track myself.

969
01:04:35,040 --> 01:04:36,660
But seeing as this is a .44 Magnum,

970
01:04:36,720 --> 01:04:38,790
the most powerful hand gun
in the world,

971
01:04:38,840 --> 01:04:40,520
would blow your head clean off...

972
01:04:40,580 --> 01:04:42,750
Oh! Ohh!

973
01:04:43,220 --> 01:04:46,060
Oh, you can't...

974
01:04:50,890 --> 01:04:53,610
That's not a .44 Magnum.

975
01:04:54,070 --> 01:04:56,660
So you've got to
ask yourself a question,

976
01:05:00,570 --> 01:05:02,320
"Do I feel lucky?"

977
01:05:06,070 --> 01:05:08,740
Well, do ya... punk?

978
01:05:09,400 --> 01:05:11,150
Fuck you.

979
01:05:13,910 --> 01:05:16,210
Oh, thank you. Thank you so much.
Thank you. Thank you so much.

980
01:05:16,260 --> 01:05:18,010
How can I ever thank you?

981
01:05:21,940 --> 01:05:23,980
Well...

982
01:05:24,790 --> 01:05:29,790
Oh, my God, dude.
Holy God. This looks fun.

983
01:05:40,680 --> 01:05:43,430
Oh, fu...

984
01:05:46,700 --> 01:05:48,890
It smells like pure gasoline.
Are you kidding me?

985
01:05:48,950 --> 01:05:52,120
Oi. What did you say,
little brown rabbit?

986
01:05:53,770 --> 01:05:55,690
<i>... what local law enforcement</i>

987
01:05:55,750 --> 01:05:57,870
<i>is calling a vigilante gunslinger</i>

988
01:05:57,920 --> 01:06:00,040
<i>sends cheers through
the local community.</i>

989
01:06:00,110 --> 01:06:02,750
<i>For the full story
we go to Anita Chung.</i>

990
01:06:02,820 --> 01:06:04,740
<i>Convenient Man owner Marty Kim,</i>

991
01:06:04,800 --> 01:06:07,790
<i>whose business has been plagued
by hate crimes and vandalism</i>

992
01:06:07,860 --> 01:06:10,350
<i>ever since the latest
Laker riots in June,</i>

993
01:06:10,410 --> 01:06:13,140
<i>claims that the gunslingers
saved his life.</i>

994
01:06:13,210 --> 01:06:15,800
<i>My business has been
plagued by crime, yes.</i>

995
01:06:15,860 --> 01:06:17,080
<i>My wife and I can't sleep</i>

996
01:06:17,140 --> 01:06:20,600
<i>without worrying about what's
gonna get broken or stolen</i>

997
01:06:20,660 --> 01:06:22,680
<i>until these gunslinger boys.</i>

998
01:06:23,240 --> 01:06:24,880
<i>Police say these men are criminals</i>

999
01:06:24,950 --> 01:06:26,750
<i>and need to be subdued
and prosecuted</i>

1000
01:06:26,810 --> 01:06:28,310
<i>before they can strike again.</i>

1001
01:06:28,380 --> 01:06:30,500
<i>Will you help the cops
with their investigation?</i>

1002
01:06:31,070 --> 01:06:32,990
<i>Why do they
need to be prosecuted?</i>

1003
01:06:33,060 --> 01:06:34,730
<i>They saved my life.</i>

1004
01:06:34,790 --> 01:06:36,930
<i>How can you explain the fact
that the victims have been found</i>

1005
01:06:36,990 --> 01:06:39,310
<i>with all the blood drained
from their bodies?</i>

1006
01:06:39,770 --> 01:06:43,560
<i>What blood? I don't see any blood.</i>

1007
01:06:43,630 --> 01:06:47,270
<i>Anita Chung, reporting to you live
from Koreatown. Back to you.</i>

1008
01:06:48,230 --> 01:06:53,480
Vigilante gunslingers.
How fucking cool is that, dude?

1009
01:06:53,540 --> 01:06:58,960
To protect the innocent,
to serve justice, truth, vengeance,

1010
01:06:59,020 --> 01:07:00,090
the American way.

1011
01:07:00,150 --> 01:07:03,810
Oh, my God, We're like...
We're like cowboys.

1012
01:07:03,870 --> 01:07:06,410
We're like vampire superheroes.

1013
01:07:06,470 --> 01:07:09,920
Maybe... I think maybe, like, maybe
you could make me a vampire. Right?

1014
01:07:09,990 --> 01:07:13,010
I mean, like, I'll drink your blood or you
drink my blood, you know,

1015
01:07:13,080 --> 01:07:17,050
whatever we have to do
to give me the dark gift.

1016
01:07:17,810 --> 01:07:19,760
"The dark gift?"

1017
01:07:21,230 --> 01:07:23,940
The dark gift? The dark gift?

1018
01:07:28,860 --> 01:07:32,930
The dark gift? The dark gift. Yeah.

1019
01:07:32,990 --> 01:07:36,510
The dark gift.
The dark gift.

1020
01:07:37,270 --> 01:07:42,540
Yeah. Yeah, I could give you
the dark gift. The dark gift.

1021
01:07:42,610 --> 01:07:45,600
The dark gift?
Yeah, man, that would be great.

1022
01:07:45,660 --> 01:07:47,750
Okay, I'm in a happy place.

1023
01:07:47,820 --> 01:07:51,360
We're on TV. This is cool. And now
you're shitting on me with sarcasm.

1024
01:07:51,420 --> 01:07:55,160
Okay? So fuck off. You're a dick.

1025
01:07:55,210 --> 01:07:56,810
- Say "dark gift" again.
- The dark gift.

1026
01:07:56,860 --> 01:07:59,130
You're a child, and now
I'm gonna go masturbate

1027
01:07:59,190 --> 01:08:01,160
to pictures of your mom,
which I have.

1028
01:08:27,330 --> 01:08:30,950
Go get 'em, tiger.
Go get 'em, daddy.

1029
01:08:32,020 --> 01:08:34,020
There you go. Go on.

1030
01:08:36,070 --> 01:08:38,280
Oh, that's not good. Oh, God.

1031
01:08:42,590 --> 01:08:44,640
Here I come. I'm coming.

1032
01:08:46,500 --> 01:08:47,940
Freeze, you fuckers.

1033
01:09:04,520 --> 01:09:08,190
Oh, God. Fuck.

1034
01:09:14,740 --> 01:09:16,580
You're okay. You're okay.

1035
01:09:16,640 --> 01:09:18,560
Listen, we've just got
to get to the car.

1036
01:09:18,620 --> 01:09:21,210
Come on.

1037
01:09:21,270 --> 01:09:24,110
Oh, fuck.

1038
01:09:24,180 --> 01:09:27,390
Oh, fuck.

1039
01:09:27,850 --> 01:09:29,270
- You hang on, buddy.
- God!

1040
01:09:29,330 --> 01:09:31,960
Hang on, Joey.
You're gonna be okay. Okay?

1041
01:09:32,030 --> 01:09:33,290
I'm bleeding to death.

1042
01:09:33,350 --> 01:09:35,820
You gotta hurry, Bart.

1043
01:09:35,870 --> 01:09:37,820
You gotta hurry, man.

1044
01:09:37,870 --> 01:09:39,870
Do not think about the pain, buddy.

1045
01:09:40,340 --> 01:09:41,890
Don't let me die, Bart.

1046
01:09:41,960 --> 01:09:43,330
You stay... I won't let you die.

1047
01:09:43,400 --> 01:09:45,260
- Okay? You stay with me.
- Bullets everywhere!

1048
01:09:45,920 --> 01:09:49,370
Oh, fuck. I'm in trouble, dude.

1049
01:09:50,630 --> 01:09:53,320
Oh, my God.

1050
01:09:54,080 --> 01:09:57,900
I had dreams. I had fucking...
We had dreams.

1051
01:09:57,960 --> 01:10:00,210
We didn't do shit.

1052
01:10:00,980 --> 01:10:05,080
We didn't do a fucking thing.
Now it's too late.

1053
01:10:05,150 --> 01:10:09,470
It's not over, buddy. it's not over.
You're gonna be fine, alright?

1054
01:10:09,530 --> 01:10:12,170
We're gonna get you to the hospital
and get you patched up.

1055
01:10:12,230 --> 01:10:13,830
Okay? They're gonna fix you right up.

1056
01:10:13,890 --> 01:10:16,370
We're gonna fucking do everything
we always talked about, man.

1057
01:10:16,440 --> 01:10:17,860
We'll make things happen, alright?

1058
01:10:17,920 --> 01:10:20,790
Don't leave me.

1059
01:10:20,860 --> 01:10:23,000
Fuck! Where's this fucking hospital?

1060
01:10:23,760 --> 01:10:26,250
Are you lost?
You can't find the hospital?

1061
01:10:26,310 --> 01:10:29,480
I'm not lost. I'm not lost.
It's right up here on the...

1062
01:10:29,540 --> 01:10:31,370
Fuck!

1063
01:10:32,030 --> 01:10:34,030
- I'm gonna die.
- Keep talking.

1064
01:10:34,100 --> 01:10:37,590
I'm gonna die in the front seat
of this bullshit car.

1065
01:10:37,650 --> 01:10:42,600
Joey, hang on. Joey, hang on.
You fucking hang on!

1066
01:10:42,660 --> 01:10:45,340
Joey? Joey?

1067
01:10:48,680 --> 01:10:52,560
Joey? Joey, don't do this to me. Joey!

1068
01:10:53,820 --> 01:10:54,920
Fuck.

1069
01:11:30,930 --> 01:11:35,020
We gotcha.
You're gonna be just fine.

1070
01:11:57,800 --> 01:11:59,800
<i>Coming up,
the World Health Organisation</i>

1071
01:11:59,860 --> 01:12:02,730
<i>has quarantined
the international terminal at LAX</i>

1072
01:12:02,790 --> 01:12:05,980
<i>following criticism that local authorities
have not done enough...</i>

1073
01:12:06,040 --> 01:12:07,510
<i>...to stop the spread...</i>

1074
01:12:10,360 --> 01:12:12,430
Hot.

1075
01:12:12,490 --> 01:12:15,930
Hey! Hey, pal.

1076
01:12:16,090 --> 01:12:19,220
Oh, fu...

1077
01:12:23,450 --> 01:12:25,170
You gotta be kidding me.

1078
01:12:25,240 --> 01:12:27,470
Should have chopped off my head
while you had the chance.

1079
01:12:27,530 --> 01:12:29,700
No fucking shit, man.

1080
01:12:39,960 --> 01:12:44,400
<i>1505 South Wooster. An upstairs duplex.</i>

1081
01:12:44,450 --> 01:12:47,650
<i>Code 2 incident- 5401-RD-859.</i>

1082
01:12:47,710 --> 01:12:50,330
- You ready?
- Ready, Teddy.

1083
01:12:59,280 --> 01:13:03,780
Drop the gun. Drop it.
Drop it, fucker.

1084
01:13:52,630 --> 01:13:54,750
In continuing crime team coverage,

1085
01:13:54,810 --> 01:13:58,560
the vigilante gunslingers
saved the day again.

1086
01:13:58,630 --> 01:14:03,720
Death toll rises as search for local
crime-fighting outlaws intensifies.

1087
01:14:03,780 --> 01:14:06,030
One woman relates
her harrowing experience

1088
01:14:06,100 --> 01:14:08,350
in the hands of
the vigilante gunslingers.

1089
01:14:08,420 --> 01:14:11,720
Find out how vigilantism
affects your credit standing.

1090
01:14:11,780 --> 01:14:14,070
And finally, in the Sky 7
investigative team's

1091
01:14:14,130 --> 01:14:18,050
continuing live team coverage of the
vigilante gunslingers, Clue Watch,

1092
01:14:18,520 --> 01:14:21,510
<i>local Southland investigators claim
they have a break in the case,</i>

1093
01:14:21,570 --> 01:14:24,390
<i>leading them to the true identities
of the gunslingers.</i>

1094
01:14:24,450 --> 01:14:26,790
<i>Surveillance video outside
a Super Puffs hot dog stand</i>

1095
01:14:26,860 --> 01:14:29,170
<i>appears to show the suspects
exiting the crime scene</i>

1096
01:14:29,230 --> 01:14:32,350
<i>and then performing reckless manoeuvres
in their getaway vehicle</i>

1097
01:14:32,410 --> 01:14:33,880
<i>before making their escape.</i>

1098
01:14:34,540 --> 01:14:35,930
<i>Police now are looking for leads</i>

1099
01:14:35,990 --> 01:14:37,690
<i>from anyone who might
have seen the suspects</i>

1100
01:14:37,750 --> 01:14:41,700
<i>driving a late model Camaro
with a Surfboard on the roof.</i>

1101
01:15:25,840 --> 01:15:27,830
<i>♫ I can see it now ♫</i>

1102
01:15:28,760 --> 01:15:31,130
<i>♫ By the look on your face ♫</i>

1103
01:15:31,700 --> 01:15:33,760
<i>♫ I'm about to have a problem ♫</i>

1104
01:15:33,820 --> 01:15:36,020
<i>♫ Got a gun out west ♫</i>

1105
01:15:38,550 --> 01:15:40,620
<i>♫ Always get away with it ♫</i>

1106
01:15:41,390 --> 01:15:43,240
<i>♫ Living in a blizzard ♫</i>

1107
01:15:44,400 --> 01:15:46,450
<i>♫ Coming from the tower ♫</i>

1108
01:15:47,210 --> 01:15:49,260
<i>♫ Giving you the word ♫</i>

1109
01:15:50,080 --> 01:15:54,170
<i>♫ Try to find a clear thought
inside your... ♫</i>

1110
01:16:08,290 --> 01:16:09,630
Oh, yes.

1111
01:16:09,690 --> 01:16:14,190
Oh, my God.
There's a shitload of coke here, dude.

1112
01:16:15,410 --> 01:16:20,790
Oh, dude! Holy shit. What a haul.

1113
01:16:20,860 --> 01:16:25,800
Oh, my God. Oh, dude. Oh, God.

1114
01:16:27,870 --> 01:16:31,800
Oh my fu-

1115
01:16:34,800 --> 01:16:37,190
- Shit.
- What's the matter?

1116
01:16:37,950 --> 01:16:39,190
These guys are cops, man.

1117
01:16:39,250 --> 01:16:41,370
- No shit?
- Yeah.

1118
01:16:43,690 --> 01:16:45,660
- What the fuck are you doing?
- What's it look like I'm doing, man?

1119
01:16:45,720 --> 01:16:47,060
I'm trying to give him CPR.

1120
01:16:47,130 --> 01:16:49,550
Yeah, I think I can save
this one right here.

1121
01:16:49,610 --> 01:16:52,980
Mmm. Oh, yeah. Oh,
he's coming around. Mmm.

1122
01:16:53,040 --> 01:16:55,970
Oh, I think I can save him.
No. No. He's dead.

1123
01:16:56,030 --> 01:16:59,000
Quit screwing around, fuck-ass.
These guys are cops. Did you hear me?

1124
01:16:59,070 --> 01:17:01,940
Yeah, they're cops. So what? Okay?

1125
01:17:02,010 --> 01:17:05,480
The most corrupt dirtbag fucks
of this society. Jesus.

1126
01:17:05,540 --> 01:17:07,070
What do you think
they're doing here, huh?

1127
01:17:07,130 --> 01:17:09,260
Do you think they're
good-guy drug dealer cops?

1128
01:17:09,320 --> 01:17:11,550
- What's your fucking deal anyway?
- It isn't right.

1129
01:17:12,310 --> 01:17:14,460
- They were drug dealers.
- You love drugs.

1130
01:17:17,110 --> 01:17:20,380
What about the children?
It's the children that suffer here.

1131
01:17:20,450 --> 01:17:21,970
You should think of the children.

1132
01:17:31,570 --> 01:17:33,120
What the fuck?

1133
01:17:33,190 --> 01:17:34,290
Matty?

1134
01:17:35,750 --> 01:17:37,480
What the hell
are you doing here, Matty?

1135
01:17:38,740 --> 01:17:43,710
Well, you must be
the vigilante gunslingers.

1136
01:17:43,780 --> 01:17:46,220
Some pretty dope motherfuckers, huh?

1137
01:17:46,280 --> 01:17:49,150
Jesus Christ, Matty.
It's been a long time.

1138
01:17:49,720 --> 01:17:54,870
Yeah, I haven't seen you
for a while... upright, anyway.

1139
01:17:55,630 --> 01:17:56,900
How you been?

1140
01:17:57,860 --> 01:18:02,030
Good. Fine. You?

1141
01:18:02,100 --> 01:18:03,690
Same ol', same ol'.

1142
01:18:05,210 --> 01:18:10,790
So, what's it like dying
and then coming back?

1143
01:18:11,460 --> 01:18:13,530
I can't say it exactly rules.

1144
01:18:19,380 --> 01:18:23,930
Are you fucking serious?
You sucked your best friend's blood?

1145
01:18:23,990 --> 01:18:26,710
It's not like that.
I was trying to save his life.

1146
01:18:26,770 --> 01:18:29,370
Oh, well, good work.
Now you're both ghouls.

1147
01:18:29,440 --> 01:18:32,030
I warned you.
I told you to cut off his head.

1148
01:18:32,090 --> 01:18:33,710
But no, you knew everything, didn't you?

1149
01:18:33,770 --> 01:18:38,610
Alright. Alright. Fine. Okay?
What the fuck are you doing here?

1150
01:18:38,670 --> 01:18:42,210
I followed you.
I've been watching you.

1151
01:18:43,080 --> 01:18:44,470
I know what you're doing.

1152
01:18:44,530 --> 01:18:47,340
- And now Janet will too.
- No. You can't tell Janet.

1153
01:18:47,400 --> 01:18:51,970
Janet, the police, the evening news...
I'm telling fucking Oprah.

1154
01:18:52,040 --> 01:18:56,010
It's not fair what you're doing to her.
You know she still loves you.

1155
01:18:56,860 --> 01:18:58,990
She thinks there's hope.
She thinks there's a cure.

1156
01:18:59,060 --> 01:19:01,380
She's still trying
to work it out with you,

1157
01:19:01,450 --> 01:19:04,990
with her deadbeat, dead boyfriend.

1158
01:19:05,960 --> 01:19:10,920
Just let her go, Bart.
Let her get on with her life.

1159
01:19:11,080 --> 01:19:16,050
You've got to let me tell her.
Matty, please just give me that.

1160
01:19:16,100 --> 01:19:19,550
No. Game over.

1161
01:19:20,420 --> 01:19:25,360
Cops, Janet, and when
the sun comes up, heads off.

1162
01:19:26,990 --> 01:19:28,660
Matty!

1163
01:19:32,160 --> 01:19:33,550
I will shoot you.

1164
01:19:34,390 --> 01:19:36,690
Joey, don't.

1165
01:19:37,630 --> 01:19:39,750
Matty, I'll shoot you.

1166
01:19:41,310 --> 01:19:42,560
Joey?

1167
01:19:44,560 --> 01:19:46,530
No, you won't.

1168
01:19:53,250 --> 01:19:55,320
The fuck?

1169
01:19:55,380 --> 01:19:57,210
- You heard her.
- What the fuck!

1170
01:19:57,270 --> 01:19:59,170
Well, she said she was
gonna go to the cops.

1171
01:19:59,240 --> 01:20:00,560
It's Matty.

1172
01:20:01,230 --> 01:20:02,960
Yeah, it's Matty, okay?

1173
01:20:03,020 --> 01:20:04,750
- The witch freak...
- Just fuck up.

1174
01:20:04,810 --> 01:20:07,060
...who had a lesbo crush
on your girlfriend,

1175
01:20:07,130 --> 01:20:09,000
who was gonna go to the cops.

1176
01:20:09,060 --> 01:20:13,930
Joey, you're such a dick.

1177
01:20:20,380 --> 01:20:23,240
Fuck Matty. Fuck Matty, dude.

1178
01:20:23,300 --> 01:20:25,270
- Fuck her. Fuck her.
- She was a...

1179
01:20:25,330 --> 01:20:28,290
She was gonna go to the fucking cops.
I fucking shot her.

1180
01:20:28,350 --> 01:20:30,030
Fuck her. You're fucking welcome.

1181
01:20:30,090 --> 01:20:31,790
- You're just fucking pissed.
- It's ringing. Shut up.

1182
01:20:31,860 --> 01:20:34,430
I had the fucking balls to do something
that you couldn't...

1183
01:20:34,490 --> 01:20:36,830
- Please, dude.
- ...fucking do ever.

1184
01:20:38,150 --> 01:20:40,170
- You're such a pussy.
- Fuck! Voicemail.

1185
01:20:40,230 --> 01:20:43,310
Yeah, she's probably on the fucking phone
with the cops right now,

1186
01:20:43,370 --> 01:20:45,370
so we gotta get
the fuck out of Dodge

1187
01:20:45,420 --> 01:20:48,000
and get the fuck out of here
before the sun rises.

1188
01:20:54,060 --> 01:20:55,100
What the fuck are you doing?
Where are we?

1189
01:20:55,160 --> 01:20:57,170
Just get everything
you can at home, okay?

1190
01:20:57,230 --> 01:20:59,500
Pack everything
you can into one bag.

1191
01:20:59,560 --> 01:21:00,440
What are you talking about?

1192
01:21:00,500 --> 01:21:02,680
Or don't pack, alright?
Don't pack. I don't care.

1193
01:21:02,750 --> 01:21:05,170
Just meet me at home,
alright? I got a plan.

1194
01:21:06,130 --> 01:21:07,330
Plan?

1195
01:21:07,400 --> 01:21:08,720
- It's a surprise, okay?
- Yeah.

1196
01:21:08,790 --> 01:21:11,480
Look, you're gonna love it.
Just meet me at home in 30 minutes, okay?

1197
01:21:11,550 --> 01:21:13,260
30 minutes. Don't be late.

1198
01:21:21,220 --> 01:21:22,360
Look, I don't know
what Mathilda told you...

1199
01:21:22,430 --> 01:21:25,480
Don't. Just don't.

1200
01:21:25,540 --> 01:21:27,790
- What?
- Stop it, Bart.

1201
01:21:28,750 --> 01:21:30,350
<i>Yeah, they're cops.</i>

1202
01:21:30,420 --> 01:21:33,010
<i>So what? Okay?
The most corrupt dirtbag...</i>

1203
01:21:33,070 --> 01:21:35,680
They were drug dealers, Janet.

1204
01:21:35,740 --> 01:21:36,740
Joey's a drug dealer.

1205
01:21:36,810 --> 01:21:40,100
No, it's not the same thing.
It's not the same thing at all.

1206
01:21:40,160 --> 01:21:42,480
These people... They had guns.
They had weapons.

1207
01:21:42,540 --> 01:21:44,340
Oh, so it was self-defense?

1208
01:21:45,110 --> 01:21:46,150
Yeah.

1209
01:21:46,210 --> 01:21:47,780
- Yes, it was.
- Well, then, why...

1210
01:21:47,850 --> 01:21:52,350
We need to drink blood,
Janet. I need to.

1211
01:21:53,010 --> 01:21:56,080
Don't you get that? If I don't
get blood I will decompose.

1212
01:21:56,150 --> 01:21:57,900
- I'll rot.
- You can use me.

1213
01:21:58,860 --> 01:22:00,000
What?

1214
01:22:03,380 --> 01:22:05,970
I mean, you won't kill me, right?

1215
01:22:07,340 --> 01:22:10,210
But you can get by
just on me, can't you?

1216
01:22:10,270 --> 01:22:11,240
You have no idea what you're saying.

1217
01:22:11,310 --> 01:22:13,430
- I just want us to be together.
- Don't do this, alright?

1218
01:22:13,490 --> 01:22:15,740
I want you to stay
so we can be together.

1219
01:22:16,980 --> 01:22:18,570
You don't understand.

1220
01:22:21,380 --> 01:22:22,150
Come on.

1221
01:22:22,220 --> 01:22:24,060
Please don't do this. Please don't.

1222
01:22:24,120 --> 01:22:26,830
Just take a little, just enough.

1223
01:22:32,020 --> 01:22:33,540
I want you to, baby.

1224
01:23:35,410 --> 01:23:36,800
Oh, God.

1225
01:23:59,440 --> 01:24:00,440
What the fuck is that?

1226
01:24:00,510 --> 01:24:05,860
It's our new recreational vehicle. Yeah!

1227
01:24:05,920 --> 01:24:10,610
Big, roomy, 472 big block
under the hood.

1228
01:24:10,680 --> 01:24:14,100
Oh, a killer AC so that
the corpses don't get too ripe.

1229
01:24:14,170 --> 01:24:18,580
I personally installed a 12-disc
CD changer MP3 player,

1230
01:24:18,640 --> 01:24:20,790
so the tunes, they're covered.

1231
01:24:20,860 --> 01:24:25,230
The style is apropos,
I'd say, and check it out.

1232
01:24:25,800 --> 01:24:27,450
Yeah!

1233
01:24:28,950 --> 01:24:33,390
I'm thinking Las Vegas. Huh?
Me and you go to Vegas.

1234
01:24:33,450 --> 01:24:35,570
It's open all night long.

1235
01:24:35,640 --> 01:24:40,130
Restaurants, gambling,
shows, showgirls...

1236
01:24:40,200 --> 01:24:41,320
The night-life, baby!

1237
01:24:41,380 --> 01:24:42,260
And then in the morning

1238
01:24:42,320 --> 01:24:47,070
we retire to the luxury
and safety of our two-coffin suite.

1239
01:24:47,140 --> 01:24:50,360
Yeah! What do you think, huh?

1240
01:24:50,430 --> 01:24:55,020
Oh, an endless bevy of bodacious
apple-bottomed booty,

1241
01:24:55,080 --> 01:24:57,550
a lifetime of debauchery.

1242
01:24:57,620 --> 01:25:01,340
The vigilante gunslingers
do Las Vegas.

1243
01:25:02,290 --> 01:25:03,840
What's the problem?

1244
01:25:03,900 --> 01:25:05,970
- What is it?
- Janet.

1245
01:25:06,030 --> 01:25:07,270
What about Janet?

1246
01:25:08,810 --> 01:25:11,600
- I didn't mean to.
- What happened to Janet? Huh?

1247
01:25:11,660 --> 01:25:13,900
- What happened to Janet?
- She wanted me to do it.

1248
01:25:13,970 --> 01:25:17,760
She... She begged me to do it
and l... l got carried away.

1249
01:25:17,820 --> 01:25:21,610
What did you do, Bart?
What did you do to Janet, Bart?

1250
01:25:23,150 --> 01:25:27,070
You asshole. You stupid cunt.

1251
01:25:30,060 --> 01:25:30,930
What's the matter with you?

1252
01:25:30,990 --> 01:25:32,410
It wasn't my fault.

1253
01:25:34,070 --> 01:25:36,690
She wanted me to do it.
It was a fucking accident.

1254
01:25:42,530 --> 01:25:47,420
Well, you are going
to have to cut off her head.

1255
01:25:50,100 --> 01:25:51,600
What?

1256
01:25:51,870 --> 01:25:54,910
You want her to be like us?
Is that what you want?

1257
01:25:55,680 --> 01:25:56,830
You want her to come
back from the dead

1258
01:25:56,890 --> 01:25:59,860
and roam the earth
in search of human blood?

1259
01:26:02,430 --> 01:26:04,500
You don't have self-control.

1260
01:26:04,570 --> 01:26:09,410
She loves you and
you use her for food.

1261
01:26:10,560 --> 01:26:13,280
You are such an asshole.

1262
01:26:22,540 --> 01:26:24,410
I slept with her.

1263
01:26:24,470 --> 01:26:25,520
What?

1264
01:26:26,490 --> 01:26:28,910
I fucked Janet after your funeral.

1265
01:26:28,970 --> 01:26:32,800
She was looking for a shoulder
to cry on and I fucked her.

1266
01:26:36,390 --> 01:26:37,610
You?

1267
01:26:37,680 --> 01:26:41,930
Bullshit.
Bull-fucking-shit. Fuck you.

1268
01:26:44,280 --> 01:26:46,020
She was all over me, dude.

1269
01:26:47,200 --> 01:26:49,580
She was all over me, dude.

1270
01:26:50,740 --> 01:26:54,640
We came back here, got drunk,
and then we screwed.

1271
01:26:54,700 --> 01:26:57,120
We did it all night.

1272
01:26:57,180 --> 01:27:00,940
It was crazy. We were like demons.

1273
01:27:01,000 --> 01:27:04,880
You fucked my girlfriend?
After I died, you fucked my girlfriend?

1274
01:27:05,540 --> 01:27:08,590
What do you care?
You were never gonna marry her.

1275
01:27:08,650 --> 01:27:11,290
She waited for you to come home
so that you could marry her.

1276
01:27:11,360 --> 01:27:13,310
But you were never
gonna marry her,

1277
01:27:13,370 --> 01:27:15,000
whether or not you came home alive.

1278
01:27:15,070 --> 01:27:18,060
You've been draining her blood
way before you killed her.

1279
01:27:18,120 --> 01:27:20,190
You've been a vampire for years.

1280
01:27:20,260 --> 01:27:22,510
- You fucked Janet.
- You killed Janet.

1281
01:27:23,570 --> 01:27:25,710
Oh. You're gonna shoot me?

1282
01:27:25,770 --> 01:27:27,010
- Yeah.
- Huh?

1283
01:27:27,070 --> 01:27:29,940
You're gonna shoot me?
Well, come on and do it, faggot.

1284
01:27:30,000 --> 01:27:31,280
- Do it.
- I will.

1285
01:27:31,350 --> 01:27:34,270
I want you to shoot me.
Come on. Do it, cockbag.

1286
01:27:34,340 --> 01:27:36,230
I'd fucked your girlfriend.

1287
01:27:36,290 --> 01:27:39,300
- I'd fucked your girlfriend...
- Shut up. Shut the fuck up.

1288
01:27:39,360 --> 01:27:42,160
You were my best friend
and you fucked my girlfriend.

1289
01:27:42,230 --> 01:27:46,150
What we did wasn't fucking.
No, no, no. It was more than that.

1290
01:27:46,220 --> 01:27:48,890
She had all this pent-up
remorse up inside her.

1291
01:27:48,940 --> 01:27:51,090
She had to get it
out of her somehow.

1292
01:27:51,160 --> 01:27:53,880
That's where I came in
and I came in.

1293
01:27:53,940 --> 01:27:56,090
That's right. She was...
She was like an animal.

1294
01:27:56,160 --> 01:28:00,410
She was like a cat. It was fucking dirty.
It was fucking nasty.

1295
01:28:00,470 --> 01:28:03,030
- It was insane.
- Shut the fuck up.

1296
01:28:04,420 --> 01:28:06,520
Oh, you're such a dick.

1297
01:28:08,020 --> 01:28:10,220
You fucking douche-bag.
You were aiming for my head.

1298
01:28:10,280 --> 01:28:11,050
Oh, yeah?

1299
01:28:11,110 --> 01:28:14,860
Ow! Fuck!

1300
01:28:14,920 --> 01:28:18,970
That was my fucking ear.
You fucking shot my ear.

1301
01:28:20,020 --> 01:28:21,940
Ow! Fuck you.

1302
01:28:22,010 --> 01:28:24,270
Oh, fuck.

1303
01:28:25,230 --> 01:28:28,080
- Shit.
- Fucking cockmonger.

1304
01:28:28,640 --> 01:28:30,510
Cockmonger?

1305
01:28:30,570 --> 01:28:31,250
Jeez.

1306
01:28:31,310 --> 01:28:33,980
You're a Judas.

1307
01:28:34,440 --> 01:28:39,890
Ow! You... Stop shooting me.
You are the worst friend.

1308
01:28:39,950 --> 01:28:41,590
Fuck you, dick.

1309
01:28:45,500 --> 01:28:46,970
F...

1310
01:28:49,490 --> 01:28:50,710
Bitch.

1311
01:28:53,450 --> 01:28:55,620
Shooting your balls.

1312
01:29:10,970 --> 01:29:13,010
Hey, hey. No.

1313
01:29:17,560 --> 01:29:19,130
What happened to us?

1314
01:29:23,200 --> 01:29:25,000
You happened to us.

1315
01:29:29,990 --> 01:29:32,410
Find your own ride
into the afterlife.

1316
01:29:33,880 --> 01:29:36,000
Joey's going to Las Vegas.

1317
01:29:42,500 --> 01:29:46,680
Go to sleep, Mrs. Agmanic.
There's nothing to see here.

1318
01:30:07,960 --> 01:30:09,280
Alright.

1319
01:30:49,100 --> 01:30:49,970
Freeze!

1320
01:31:31,350 --> 01:31:34,400
Hey, baby. How are you doing?
Get in the car, huh?

1321
01:31:34,460 --> 01:31:36,580
You want to party?
You want to party?

1322
01:31:36,640 --> 01:31:38,970
It's hot in here.
I got too much money.

1323
01:31:39,030 --> 01:31:40,550
Get in the fucking car, hon.

1324
01:31:40,620 --> 01:31:42,620
What the fuck?

1325
01:31:42,680 --> 01:31:46,250
Get the fuck out of my...
You guys do not want to fuck with me.

1326
01:31:46,310 --> 01:31:48,510
- Do you understand?
- Get out!

1327
01:31:48,570 --> 01:31:51,250
Shit! What the fuck?

1328
01:31:51,320 --> 01:31:54,780
Fucking... You...
I'll fucking kill you. Fuck.

1329
01:31:55,540 --> 01:31:59,490
What the fuck is going on? Holy shit.

1330
01:32:06,550 --> 01:32:10,550
Fuck! Who the fuck are you guys?
What the fuck?

1331
01:32:10,610 --> 01:32:14,060
Surprise, surprise, homie.
We been looking all over for you.

1332
01:32:14,120 --> 01:32:15,490
Remember me, ese?

1333
01:32:15,550 --> 01:32:20,650
Oh, yeah. Benny. Gay kid from gym class.
Look at you. You filled out.

1334
01:32:20,710 --> 01:32:23,030
Oh, fuck.

1335
01:32:23,090 --> 01:32:25,430
I want you to take
a close look at me, man.

1336
01:32:27,190 --> 01:32:28,920
Look at my fucking eyes.

1337
01:32:28,980 --> 01:32:34,930
Oh, yuck. Oh.
Should have used more rocks.

1338
01:32:35,000 --> 01:32:36,370
That's right, man.

1339
01:32:37,430 --> 01:32:40,130
You didn't figure it out, did you?

1340
01:32:40,200 --> 01:32:42,520
Fuck, man. It took me
a long time too, man.

1341
01:32:42,580 --> 01:32:46,310
But you got to out off the heads
before they come back to life, homie.

1342
01:32:46,370 --> 01:32:49,170
You got to cut off the head.

1343
01:32:49,630 --> 01:32:53,900
I woke up in a fucking lake, man.
Fishes were eating my eyelids.

1344
01:32:53,960 --> 01:32:56,750
- God, it's disgusting.
- I'm a fucking freak, man.

1345
01:32:56,810 --> 01:32:59,730
Can I be honest? You look great.
You wear it well.

1346
01:32:59,800 --> 01:33:01,910
Shut the fuck up, man.

1347
01:33:01,970 --> 01:33:06,510
I got a family, homie. You know that?
Two daughters, ese. Mi vieja.

1348
01:33:06,570 --> 01:33:08,520
How's my fucking jefita
gonna see me, man?

1349
01:33:08,580 --> 01:33:10,600
She's gonna have
a fucking heart attack.

1350
01:33:10,660 --> 01:33:11,640
You made me like this.

1351
01:33:11,700 --> 01:33:13,400
- I did not do this, man.
- You did this!

1352
01:33:13,460 --> 01:33:16,940
No, I did not. I did not do this.
My fucking friend did that to you.

1353
01:33:17,000 --> 01:33:20,120
And he's not even my friend anymore.
He's a fucking asshole.

1354
01:33:20,180 --> 01:33:21,550
But I'm gonna find him for you

1355
01:33:21,620 --> 01:33:23,820
and I'm gonna tell him,
"Important safety tip...

1356
01:33:23,880 --> 01:33:27,760
"we got to cut off the heads
before they come back to life."

1357
01:33:28,530 --> 01:33:29,800
I'll tell him.

1358
01:33:29,870 --> 01:33:32,370
- You tell him that, homie.
- Uh-huh.

1359
01:33:32,430 --> 01:33:33,550
But I'm gonna show you
one last thing.

1360
01:33:33,620 --> 01:33:34,390
Okay.

1361
01:33:34,460 --> 01:33:37,350
Oh, God.
What are you fucking doing, guys?

1362
01:33:37,410 --> 01:33:38,910
Let's just talk about this, huh?

1363
01:33:39,070 --> 01:33:40,970
Let's not do things
we're going to regret tomorrow!

1364
01:33:41,040 --> 01:33:43,870
You want to talk, homie?
You want to talk?

1365
01:33:43,930 --> 01:33:45,450
- Come on!
- I can't hear you.

1366
01:33:45,510 --> 01:33:48,490
You want to talk?
What do you want to talk about?

1367
01:33:48,560 --> 01:33:52,520
Oh, fuck this. I'm gonna leave.
I'm just gonna get out of here.

1368
01:33:52,580 --> 01:33:53,860
- Ready?
- Oh, Jesus.

1369
01:33:53,920 --> 01:33:57,440
On three. On three.
On three. You ready? One.

1370
01:33:58,500 --> 01:34:01,370
Jesus fucking Christ.

1371
01:34:38,370 --> 01:34:43,970
What the fuck?
What the... What the fuck?

1372
01:34:44,040 --> 01:34:47,900
Shit.

1373
01:34:56,870 --> 01:34:57,870
What the...

1374
01:34:58,940 --> 01:35:01,350
Jesus. Do they do this
to me on purpose?

1375
01:35:03,170 --> 01:35:05,300
Ow!

1376
01:35:07,550 --> 01:35:08,720
Hello.

1377
01:35:17,340 --> 01:35:18,860
Shit.

1378
01:35:43,270 --> 01:35:49,070
Okay. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck.
Oh, my fucking...

1379
01:35:52,190 --> 01:35:53,730
Fuck.

1380
01:35:54,860 --> 01:35:58,350
Joey? Joey?

1381
01:36:01,820 --> 01:36:03,140
Joey!

1382
01:36:05,180 --> 01:36:06,730
Oh, fuck, Joey.

1383
01:36:15,600 --> 01:36:19,150
What the fuck, Joe?
What the fuck!

1384
01:36:21,980 --> 01:36:23,480
What the fuck?

1385
01:36:26,080 --> 01:36:28,460
Who the fuck would
do this to you, man?

1386
01:36:32,760 --> 01:36:35,790
What's that? What's that?

1387
01:36:35,850 --> 01:36:37,700
Mi... Miaow?

1388
01:36:37,760 --> 01:36:41,640
Huh? What? Who?

1389
01:36:55,160 --> 01:36:57,860
You gotta be kidding me.

1390
01:36:58,820 --> 01:37:02,040
Ohhh.

1391
01:37:02,870 --> 01:37:04,330
Ohhh.

1392
01:37:05,590 --> 01:37:07,760
You're such a dick.

1393
01:37:08,420 --> 01:37:09,820
Dude, what the fuck?

1394
01:37:09,880 --> 01:37:11,880
Where'd you find this? Your purse?

1395
01:37:12,750 --> 01:37:16,050
I should have chopped off your head
when I had the chance.

1396
01:37:16,610 --> 01:37:18,530
Who the fuck would do this to you?

1397
01:37:18,590 --> 01:37:22,090
Miguel. Miguel did this to me.

1398
01:37:22,150 --> 01:37:23,990
Miguel?

1399
01:37:24,050 --> 01:37:26,010
- Miguel?
- The gangbanger.

1400
01:37:26,070 --> 01:37:29,300
Oh, the gangbanger? What the fuck?
I thought we killed him.

1401
01:37:29,360 --> 01:37:32,810
I told you we needed
to use more rocks.

1402
01:37:32,860 --> 01:37:34,140
You gotta get out of here

1403
01:37:34,210 --> 01:37:37,470
before they come here and do
a Daniel Pearl on your ass too.

1404
01:37:47,340 --> 01:37:48,990
Fucking shit.

1405
01:37:51,590 --> 01:37:53,840
If anybody needs a belt
right now it's you, huh?

1406
01:38:04,880 --> 01:38:08,880
Oh, fuck, Joey.
What are we going to do?

1407
01:38:12,840 --> 01:38:14,380
What's that, buddy?

1408
01:38:18,260 --> 01:38:20,020
What's that?

1409
01:38:20,080 --> 01:38:24,200
Bart, you gotta kill me.

1410
01:38:24,260 --> 01:38:25,430
What's that?

1411
01:38:25,500 --> 01:38:28,020
You gotta kill me, man.

1412
01:38:28,080 --> 01:38:30,800
You want me to kill you?

1413
01:38:30,850 --> 01:38:35,430
I can't go through eternity talking
with a fucking dildo on my throat.

1414
01:38:36,600 --> 01:38:38,220
- How the fuck could I...
- Bart.

1415
01:38:38,280 --> 01:38:42,600
Bart, you got to figure out
a way to kill me.

1416
01:38:42,650 --> 01:38:47,200
Figure it out.
I can't live like this.

1417
01:38:48,170 --> 01:38:49,340
I can't.

1418
01:38:49,390 --> 01:38:54,520
You gotta fucking kill me, man.
You gotta kill me, Bart.

1419
01:39:22,710 --> 01:39:23,800
Joey...

1420
01:39:26,010 --> 01:39:27,500
...I want you to know something.

1421
01:39:28,270 --> 01:39:30,220
I gotta tell you something.

1422
01:39:31,700 --> 01:39:35,140
Most people die before they ever get
a chance to tell people this shit.

1423
01:39:35,900 --> 01:39:37,820
I just want you to know that...

1424
01:39:42,840 --> 01:39:44,270
...I love you.

1425
01:39:46,970 --> 01:39:48,340
I love you, Joe.

1426
01:39:48,410 --> 01:39:51,510
And I don't fuckin' mean that
in a gay way.

1427
01:39:51,570 --> 01:39:53,980
It's a platonic thing, okay?

1428
01:39:58,640 --> 01:40:01,080
I don't care that you fucked Janet, okay?

1429
01:40:01,140 --> 01:40:03,340
You're my best friend.
I fuckin' love you.

1430
01:40:05,580 --> 01:40:06,900
I always have.

1431
01:40:12,180 --> 01:40:13,830
Alright, buddy, that's it.

1432
01:40:14,590 --> 01:40:16,390
That's it. it's all I had to say.

1433
01:40:19,770 --> 01:40:21,390
Goodbye, buddy.

1434
01:40:30,500 --> 01:40:32,630
You're my best friend,
you always will be.

1435
01:40:33,230 --> 01:40:35,840
I would always regret it
if I didn't tell you that.

1436
01:41:57,080 --> 01:41:58,460
Fuck.

1437
01:42:56,700 --> 01:42:58,240
Fuck!

1438
01:44:36,940 --> 01:44:38,490
Are you okay?

1439
01:45:09,010 --> 01:45:09,590
Hey!

1440
01:45:16,550 --> 01:45:20,370
<i>Security code above...</i>

1441
01:45:20,430 --> 01:45:22,820
<i>...levels four and five.</i>

1442
01:45:27,580 --> 01:45:30,380
<i>Security to levels four and five.</i>

1443
01:45:30,440 --> 01:45:33,240
- Freeze!
- <i>Security code...</i>

1444
01:45:36,960 --> 01:45:38,650
Ugh!

1445
01:45:38,720 --> 01:45:40,990
Ahhhh!

1446
01:45:46,180 --> 01:45:47,320
Arggh!

1447
01:46:26,550 --> 01:46:28,020
Stop what you're doing.

1448
01:46:28,080 --> 01:46:30,920
Freeze. Put your hands in the air.

1449
01:46:31,980 --> 01:46:33,720
Get on your knees.

1450
01:46:33,780 --> 01:46:35,400
Both hands in the air.

1451
01:46:36,460 --> 01:46:38,560
Show me your hands. Both hands.

1452
01:46:38,620 --> 01:46:41,900
I need to see both hands
in the air right now.

1453
01:46:41,960 --> 01:46:43,760
Hold your fire, hold your fire.

1454
01:46:44,410 --> 01:46:46,640
Show us your hands.

1455
01:46:53,250 --> 01:46:54,420
Hold your fire!

1456
01:47:41,390 --> 01:47:43,850
Fire! Fire! Fire!

1457
01:49:24,720 --> 01:49:26,700
They're awakening.

1458
01:49:26,760 --> 01:49:30,340
It is 6:15, precisely sunset.

1459
01:49:32,040 --> 01:49:34,530
Uh, will everyone please step in?

1460
01:49:34,600 --> 01:49:35,970
You can see better.

1461
01:49:36,540 --> 01:49:38,080
They're just awakening now.

1462
01:49:39,950 --> 01:49:41,370
This subject...

1463
01:49:42,790 --> 01:49:45,150
...98240...

1464
01:49:45,210 --> 01:49:48,290
...was found in its lifeless state
at its previous place of employment

1465
01:49:48,350 --> 01:49:51,880
on September 17,
two months after initial death.

1466
01:49:51,940 --> 01:49:54,510
That night at the morgue -
and this is typical...

1467
01:49:54,570 --> 01:49:56,570
it resumed its animated state.

1468
01:49:56,640 --> 01:49:58,660
They called local authorities
who subdued it,

1469
01:49:58,730 --> 01:50:01,000
who then contacted the WHO.

1470
01:50:01,060 --> 01:50:02,680
DNA samples revealed this to be

1471
01:50:02,730 --> 01:50:05,700
the body of a man who died
more than 14 weeks ago.

1472
01:50:06,940 --> 01:50:11,310
Subject 984240.

1473
01:50:11,370 --> 01:50:14,340
Cutting off the heads during the day
when they are inanimate

1474
01:50:14,410 --> 01:50:18,160
has been sufficient, in most cases,
to keep the subject from rising again.

1475
01:50:18,620 --> 01:50:22,520
Subject 687002.

1476
01:50:22,590 --> 01:50:24,160
After testing on four subjects,

1477
01:50:24,230 --> 01:50:28,550
it was found that impalement alone
often does not prevent reanimation.

1478
01:50:28,610 --> 01:50:32,380
However, when used in conjunction
with decapitation,

1479
01:50:32,450 --> 01:50:35,360
seems to ensure permanent death.

1480
01:50:35,420 --> 01:50:38,060
Now, decapitation has
an interesting effect

1481
01:50:38,120 --> 01:50:41,320
while they're in the animated state.

1482
01:50:41,380 --> 01:50:46,290
This subject, 991560,
was decapitated four days ago

1483
01:50:46,350 --> 01:50:50,100
during the night while it was animate
and the head still fully functioned.

1484
01:50:50,170 --> 01:50:52,580
Well, it seemed to be fully aware.

1485
01:50:52,640 --> 01:50:57,390
Now, short of incinerating the head,
we don't know how to discharge it.

1486
01:50:58,050 --> 01:51:01,550
Uh, how is the infection transmitted?

1487
01:51:01,610 --> 01:51:05,410
We've not been able to show
any known aetiologies for this condition.

1488
01:51:05,470 --> 01:51:08,480
No-one's been able to isolate
a viral or bacterial infection

1489
01:51:08,540 --> 01:51:10,320
that would facilitate transmission.

1490
01:51:10,380 --> 01:51:13,560
DNA testing has shown
no genetic predisposition

1491
01:51:13,620 --> 01:51:16,220
for post-mortem reanimation.

1492
01:51:16,270 --> 01:51:19,320
We are looking at something
completely new.

1493
01:51:19,390 --> 01:51:23,260
Completely new?
Completely ancient.

1494
01:51:29,550 --> 01:51:33,150
Subject 9890052.

1495
01:51:33,200 --> 01:51:36,120
His corpse went missing
from the mortuary embalming room

1496
01:51:36,190 --> 01:51:36,760
for nine weeks.

1497
01:51:36,830 --> 01:51:39,200
We just recovered him this morning.

1498
01:51:39,260 --> 01:51:42,110
He might be the alpha infection subject,

1499
01:51:42,180 --> 01:51:45,200
meaning we don't know
how many others he might've infected.

1500
01:51:45,860 --> 01:51:47,380
And he's military.

1501
01:51:47,430 --> 01:51:49,310
Well, the lab results
haven't come back yet.

1502
01:51:49,370 --> 01:51:52,880
We believe that he is
Second Lieutenant Gregory, US Army.

1503
01:51:52,940 --> 01:51:55,780
Served three consecutive tours of duty
in Fallujah and Baghdad.

1504
01:51:55,840 --> 01:51:58,760
Killed in battle October 8.

1505
01:52:02,750 --> 01:52:04,650
Lieutenant Gregory, is that right?

1506
01:52:09,420 --> 01:52:10,940
How did it happen, son?

1507
01:52:13,360 --> 01:52:15,460
Guess I just lost my way.

1508
01:52:17,300 --> 01:52:18,540
Army.

1509
01:52:19,320 --> 01:52:20,440
Good.

1510
01:52:21,100 --> 01:52:22,380
You'll have an advantage.

1511
01:52:42,420 --> 01:52:46,670
<i>♫ You've come too late for the party ♫</i>

1512
01:52:49,130 --> 01:52:52,510
<i>♫ It started after the show ♫</i>

1513
01:52:56,120 --> 01:53:00,440
<i>♫ The curtain fell
and the lights went down... ♫</i>

1514
01:53:09,760 --> 01:53:13,630
<i>♫ There's no-one left in the ballroom ♫</i>

1515
01:53:16,410 --> 01:53:19,550
<i>♫ The only ones left inside ♫</i>

1516
01:53:22,980 --> 01:53:26,500
<i>♫ Are the ghosts of all of the actors ♫</i>

1517
01:53:26,550 --> 01:53:30,650
<i>♫ To whom you never have time ♫</i>

1518
01:53:30,710 --> 01:53:32,990
<i>♫ To wish goodbye ♫</i>

1519
01:53:36,030 --> 01:53:39,280
<i>♫ And now you see ♫</i>

1520
01:53:39,340 --> 01:53:42,540
<i>♫ How it's gonna be ♫</i>

1521
01:53:44,510 --> 01:53:48,180
<i>♫ And it's gonna be your nightmare ♫</i>

1522
01:53:49,540 --> 01:53:52,860
<i>♫ And now you see ♫</i>

1523
01:53:52,920 --> 01:53:55,950
<i>♫ How it's gonna be ♫</i>

1524
01:53:57,980 --> 01:54:03,900
<i>♫ And it ain't no fuckin'
picnic down here ♫</i>

1525
01:54:03,960 --> 01:54:06,820
<i>♫ And if I find you ♫</i>

1526
01:54:06,880 --> 01:54:10,510
<i>♫ Waiting here for me ♫</i>

1527
01:54:11,940 --> 01:54:14,610
<i>♫ When I get back home ♫</i>

1528
01:54:17,350 --> 01:54:22,440
<i>♫ And if I find you waiting ♫</i>

1529
01:54:22,500 --> 01:54:25,320
<i>♫ Waiting on the other side ♫</i>

1530
01:54:25,380 --> 01:54:29,940
<i>♫ With Kool-Aid and your Pumas on ♫</i>

1531
01:54:44,480 --> 01:54:48,900
<i>♫ Trees in a blood-red sky ♫</i>

1532
01:54:51,110 --> 01:54:56,180
<i>♫ The dirt smells like leaves
from last year ♫</i>

1533
01:54:57,560 --> 01:55:02,930
<i>♫ I remember you standing there ♫</i>

1534
01:55:03,200 --> 01:55:06,360
<i>♫ Just like the photo I took ♫</i>

1535
01:55:06,420 --> 01:55:10,390
<i>♫ That I cannot look at anymore ♫</i>

1536
01:55:11,470 --> 01:55:17,090
<i>♫ Stacked in shoeboxes by the fire ♫</i>

1537
01:55:19,760 --> 01:55:24,380
<i>♫ Awaiting their destruction at my hands ♫</i>

1538
01:55:25,040 --> 01:55:30,960
<i>♫ Empty shoeboxes burning higher ♫</i>

1539
01:55:33,470 --> 01:55:37,740
<i>♫ Burning, blowing ashes in the sand ♫</i>

1540
01:55:38,510 --> 01:55:41,380
<i>♫ And if I find you ♫</i>

1541
01:55:41,430 --> 01:55:45,060
<i>♫ Waiting here for me ♫</i>

1542
01:55:46,470 --> 01:55:49,260
<i>♫ When I get back home ♫</i>

1543
01:55:52,000 --> 01:55:57,070
<i>♫ And if I find you waiting ♫</i>

1544
01:55:57,140 --> 01:55:59,960
<i>♫ Waiting on the other side ♫</i>

1545
01:56:00,030 --> 01:56:04,000
<i>♫ With Kool-Aid and your Pumas ♫</i>

1546
01:56:06,010 --> 01:56:10,090
<i>♫ And you just arrived ♫</i>

1547
01:56:12,690 --> 01:56:18,030
<i>♫ But you know
that you've been here before ♫</i>

1548
01:56:19,600 --> 01:56:23,350
<i>♫ So pull out your knife ♫</i>

1549
01:56:23,820 --> 01:56:27,910
<i>♫ And carve your steaming carcass
on the floor. ♫</i>

1550
01:56:30,000 --> 01:56:35,000
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