1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162 WWW.MY-SUBS.CO 1 00:00:05,673 --> 00:00:07,924 One more time, ready? One more time. 2 00:00:07,924 --> 00:00:10,094 Thirty punches. Keep those eyes open. 3 00:00:10,094 --> 00:00:11,804 One, two, three, four, five, 4 00:00:11,846 --> 00:00:13,764 - six, seven, eight, nine... - Yes, sir! 5 00:00:15,641 --> 00:00:17,351 - Open your eyes. - One, two, three, four, 6 00:00:17,393 --> 00:00:19,103 five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten... 7 00:00:19,103 --> 00:00:22,273 Keep going, keep going! Keep going! 8 00:00:22,314 --> 00:00:25,109 - Explode. Explode! - Explode... Explode... 9 00:00:27,736 --> 00:00:29,613 - Good job. - That's right. 10 00:00:29,655 --> 00:00:32,115 That's it. 11 00:00:32,157 --> 00:00:33,617 Pull it up, pull it up. Now go! 12 00:00:33,617 --> 00:00:35,119 - Go? Now? - Now, pull it! 13 00:00:35,160 --> 00:00:36,829 The explosion, explosion, explosion. 14 00:00:36,871 --> 00:00:39,623 Explode, explode, explode. 15 00:00:39,665 --> 00:00:42,543 Good job! Walk it out, good job. 16 00:00:42,585 --> 00:00:45,629 - Good job, good job... - I'm getting punked. Who's punking me? 17 00:00:48,883 --> 00:00:50,467 Yes. No... 18 00:01:40,392 --> 00:01:41,435 Um... 19 00:01:43,498 --> 00:01:44,512 Jeez! 20 00:01:45,730 --> 00:01:47,900 Jeez... 21 00:01:48,984 --> 00:01:50,444 Oh God. 22 00:01:52,238 --> 00:01:53,697 Oh, my God, you're not supposed to be here 23 00:01:53,739 --> 00:01:55,115 - for another 45 minutes! - Okay, well, 24 00:01:55,157 --> 00:01:57,117 we gotta go because they only have gold wristbands 25 00:01:57,159 --> 00:01:58,702 for the first 300 people. 26 00:01:58,702 --> 00:02:00,371 Tricia, I don't e... I don't even know what that means. 27 00:02:00,412 --> 00:02:02,540 Just... It means hurry up! Let's go! 28 00:02:02,581 --> 00:02:04,250 I-I need... Gimme five minutes. 29 00:02:04,291 --> 00:02:05,543 No! We gotta go now! 30 00:02:06,617 --> 00:02:08,193 Do you wanna come in and use the bathroom? 31 00:02:08,204 --> 00:02:11,404 - No, I'm good. - Tricia, you're never gonna make it to Kansas City after that. 32 00:02:11,415 --> 00:02:13,537 - I'm good. Just go, hurry up. - I'm hurrying! 33 00:02:30,609 --> 00:02:33,988 - Cutie! - Cutie! 34 00:02:34,497 --> 00:02:35,906 How are you? What are you doing? 35 00:02:35,948 --> 00:02:37,408 Oh, I'm going to that trade show 36 00:02:37,408 --> 00:02:39,285 in Kansas City with my sister, remember? 37 00:02:39,785 --> 00:02:41,287 Oh, right. 38 00:02:42,070 --> 00:02:44,582 - Well, that sounds fun. - Does it? 39 00:02:44,623 --> 00:02:46,417 What are you doing? 40 00:02:46,458 --> 00:02:49,170 I'm going to Men's Bible Book Club with Brad. 41 00:02:49,211 --> 00:02:51,422 - Oh, God! - Yes, actually, it is God. 42 00:02:51,463 --> 00:02:52,756 That sounds awful. 43 00:02:52,798 --> 00:02:55,259 Well, I haven't been, so I don't know that. 44 00:02:55,259 --> 00:02:58,179 But, any place without women does sound terrifying. 45 00:02:58,220 --> 00:02:59,263 Well, if you want, 46 00:02:59,305 --> 00:03:00,598 you can come to the trade show with us. 47 00:03:00,639 --> 00:03:02,183 It's gonna be wall-to-wall estrogen. 48 00:03:02,224 --> 00:03:05,102 Ooh, I wish, but no. Brad really wants me to go. 49 00:03:05,102 --> 00:03:07,521 We're discussing grace and aging. 50 00:03:07,563 --> 00:03:09,773 Oh, God! That sounds like a can't-miss. 51 00:03:11,058 --> 00:03:12,985 Oh, my God, she's already getting on my nerves. 52 00:03:13,527 --> 00:03:15,946 - I'm sorry. - Okay, I gotta go, 53 00:03:15,988 --> 00:03:17,781 - but I'll FaceTime you later. - Oh, good. 54 00:03:17,823 --> 00:03:20,201 Um... Oh, say hi to Jesus for me. 55 00:03:20,242 --> 00:03:23,120 I always do. 56 00:03:23,162 --> 00:03:25,372 - Okay, bye! - Bye-bye. 57 00:03:27,917 --> 00:03:30,085 I'm coming. 58 00:03:31,086 --> 00:03:33,047 Oh shit, I should shower. 59 00:03:49,187 --> 00:03:50,856 You know, I found something... 60 00:03:51,273 --> 00:03:53,234 something kind of weird out at the house, 61 00:03:53,275 --> 00:03:54,985 down in the basement. 62 00:03:55,026 --> 00:03:56,362 What? 63 00:03:57,530 --> 00:04:01,367 Love letters from Mom... to Dad. 64 00:04:01,408 --> 00:04:03,077 - What? - Yeah. 65 00:04:03,118 --> 00:04:04,245 Like... 66 00:04:04,787 --> 00:04:06,789 - from Mom? - Yes. 67 00:04:08,415 --> 00:04:11,418 Wha... I mean, what did they say? Were they gross? 68 00:04:11,460 --> 00:04:13,879 I-I'll skip the gross part 'cause I don't think you can handle it. 69 00:04:13,921 --> 00:04:16,173 - No, no, yeah, yeah, I don't wanna know. - You know what? 70 00:04:16,173 --> 00:04:18,216 They're actually kinda sweet. 71 00:04:19,385 --> 00:04:21,762 They were like these notes, I guess, 72 00:04:21,804 --> 00:04:23,931 that she left for him on his workbench or something, 73 00:04:23,973 --> 00:04:26,684 you know, telling him to "Have a great day, handsome," 74 00:04:26,725 --> 00:04:28,686 or you know, "Save me a kiss" or shit like that. 75 00:04:28,727 --> 00:04:31,480 - What? - I know! And... 76 00:04:31,897 --> 00:04:34,441 And there were handmade birthday cards. 77 00:04:35,234 --> 00:04:37,611 - I never got a handmade birthday card, did you? - I mean... 78 00:04:37,653 --> 00:04:39,154 - No! - No! 79 00:04:39,947 --> 00:04:41,699 That is ins... 80 00:04:41,740 --> 00:04:42,992 I just, like... 81 00:04:43,576 --> 00:04:45,452 I just wish that I could've known 82 00:04:45,493 --> 00:04:47,913 that that was there, that that existed. 83 00:04:47,955 --> 00:04:50,291 That that existed from her! You know? Like... 84 00:04:50,332 --> 00:04:52,543 I just feel like 85 00:04:52,585 --> 00:04:54,628 all I ever saw was the crappy stuff, and it... 86 00:04:55,546 --> 00:04:58,549 - it really made me not wanna follow in their footsteps. - Well... 87 00:04:59,466 --> 00:05:02,803 I mean, I always still wanted to get married. I just... 88 00:05:02,845 --> 00:05:04,889 I just thought that I would do it better. 89 00:05:04,930 --> 00:05:06,932 Yeah, well... 90 00:05:07,725 --> 00:05:09,643 Well, look at you now. 91 00:05:09,685 --> 00:05:11,687 - Ew. - I'm sorry. 92 00:05:13,564 --> 00:05:15,608 - Just... Sorry. - Never mind. 93 00:05:17,026 --> 00:05:18,569 Don't you have to pee? 94 00:05:18,569 --> 00:05:21,322 - Yes, I have to pee, damn it! - I knew you'd have to pee. 95 00:05:30,956 --> 00:05:33,250 You need your passes to get in, Keynote starts at 3:00. 96 00:05:33,291 --> 00:05:35,461 Okay, great. Ooh! I can't wait to meet Cathleen. 97 00:05:35,503 --> 00:05:38,422 - Ooh! Who's that? - That's her right there. 98 00:05:38,422 --> 00:05:40,591 - She's the Joanna Gaines of the Midwest. - Oh. 99 00:05:40,633 --> 00:05:43,761 - Cathleen with a C? Seriously? - Yeah, seriously. 100 00:05:43,761 --> 00:05:45,262 Look, karaoke! 101 00:05:45,304 --> 00:05:47,014 - You girls like to sing? - Well, I don't, 102 00:05:47,056 --> 00:05:48,974 - but my sister is an amazing singer. - No, I'm not. 103 00:05:49,016 --> 00:05:50,017 - Yes, you are! - I'm not. 104 00:05:50,059 --> 00:05:51,644 - Yes, you are! - Well, as I always say, 105 00:05:51,685 --> 00:05:53,270 as long as you're having fun, that's all that matters. 106 00:05:53,312 --> 00:05:55,481 Yeah, exactly, right? Alright, let's go do our... 107 00:05:55,523 --> 00:05:58,275 map out our strategy. This is gonna be so much fun! 108 00:05:58,317 --> 00:05:59,944 Is Joanna Gaines coming? 109 00:05:59,985 --> 00:06:01,320 - Oh, I don't think so. - Aw. 110 00:06:01,820 --> 00:06:04,907 - This is exciting. - It is. 111 00:06:06,825 --> 00:06:09,161 Why do you think they don't have one for both men and women? 112 00:06:10,287 --> 00:06:12,790 Mm, I guess it was just always this way, 113 00:06:12,790 --> 00:06:14,166 I don't know. 114 00:06:14,750 --> 00:06:16,126 Just... I don't know 115 00:06:16,168 --> 00:06:17,920 if I'm gonna have anything to talk about with them. 116 00:06:18,504 --> 00:06:19,672 To the guys? 117 00:06:19,713 --> 00:06:21,340 - Really? - Really. 118 00:06:22,216 --> 00:06:23,676 They're all so nice. 119 00:06:24,218 --> 00:06:27,221 Well, Bruce can be a little rough around the edges, 120 00:06:27,263 --> 00:06:29,139 but you like Mark. 121 00:06:29,181 --> 00:06:30,808 I like Mark's wife. 122 00:06:30,808 --> 00:06:33,310 - Well, she's wonderful. - Mm. 123 00:06:33,352 --> 00:06:35,020 She is wonderful. 124 00:06:36,522 --> 00:06:39,525 - You're just so good at it. - What? 125 00:06:40,985 --> 00:06:43,529 - Hanging with the guys. - Oh. 126 00:06:44,530 --> 00:06:46,198 Well, 127 00:06:46,240 --> 00:06:48,325 it's just muscle memory for me. 128 00:06:48,325 --> 00:06:50,995 I had to do it for years and years 129 00:06:51,036 --> 00:06:53,414 and years and years. 130 00:06:54,373 --> 00:06:56,208 I'm a little older. 131 00:06:57,293 --> 00:06:58,711 Things... 132 00:06:59,128 --> 00:07:01,172 were a little bit different back then. I don't know. 133 00:07:01,172 --> 00:07:03,424 - I just, it's... - Not that different. 134 00:07:05,134 --> 00:07:06,927 I can never hide it. I... 135 00:07:06,969 --> 00:07:09,430 I've tried to, and I just can't. 136 00:07:10,890 --> 00:07:12,391 Well... 137 00:07:13,642 --> 00:07:15,686 you're not the athlete that I am. 138 00:07:19,607 --> 00:07:21,400 Yeah, that's true. 139 00:07:22,484 --> 00:07:25,487 There's nothing to be nervous about. 140 00:07:26,447 --> 00:07:27,740 You'll see. 141 00:07:29,533 --> 00:07:32,368 - Yeah. - What's the worst that can happen? 142 00:07:34,413 --> 00:07:36,373 Excuse me! Absolutely not! 143 00:07:36,373 --> 00:07:37,958 - Pull up! - Oh, no, no, no, no. 144 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:40,377 Joel! Please pull up! 145 00:07:40,419 --> 00:07:42,546 Joel. 146 00:07:42,588 --> 00:07:45,591 It's ridiculous! 147 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:48,385 Excuse me, sir! 148 00:07:48,427 --> 00:07:50,971 Sir! That was very rude! 149 00:07:51,013 --> 00:07:52,890 And dangerous! 150 00:07:52,932 --> 00:07:54,266 S-Sorry. 151 00:07:56,602 --> 00:07:58,103 Well... 152 00:08:01,023 --> 00:08:03,776 You showed him. 153 00:08:04,443 --> 00:08:07,279 - It's not funny. - It is a little bit funny. 154 00:08:08,280 --> 00:08:09,740 Just the part where you went... 155 00:08:11,200 --> 00:08:14,286 Oh, my God. 156 00:08:16,622 --> 00:08:18,916 I have so many ideas, 157 00:08:18,916 --> 00:08:21,752 and I have so much stuff! 158 00:08:21,794 --> 00:08:24,338 I hope I can get it all in the car to get it home. 159 00:08:25,631 --> 00:08:27,258 Yes. Oh, well, it's great! 160 00:08:27,299 --> 00:08:29,426 I can't wait to show you! 161 00:08:29,468 --> 00:08:31,303 Alright. Thank you, Mitch. 162 00:08:31,345 --> 00:08:32,847 Okay, you, too. Bye-bye. 163 00:08:33,722 --> 00:08:36,267 You know what? He is a really nice man. 164 00:08:36,308 --> 00:08:37,852 Oh, that's great. 165 00:08:37,892 --> 00:08:39,979 You know, I'm just gonna close my eyes for a quick 20 minutes... 166 00:08:40,020 --> 00:08:43,065 No! Sam, you can't! We have networking to do. A ton of it. 167 00:08:43,524 --> 00:08:44,942 - Tricia? - Hm? 168 00:08:44,942 --> 00:08:47,152 Those are your people. They terrify me. It's... 169 00:08:47,194 --> 00:08:48,612 way too many teeth. 170 00:08:48,612 --> 00:08:50,781 Sam, just get up, get dressed. You're doing karaoke. 171 00:08:50,781 --> 00:08:51,824 Now! 172 00:08:53,033 --> 00:08:54,493 Oh, you really don't like me. 173 00:08:58,372 --> 00:09:01,125 ♪ I love brass monkey, but I don't give D it... ♪ 174 00:09:01,166 --> 00:09:04,211 Oh, my God. There's Cathleen! 175 00:09:04,253 --> 00:09:05,754 - Where? - Right there! 176 00:09:06,505 --> 00:09:08,549 - You see her? - Yeah, she looks like a lifestyle brand. 177 00:09:08,591 --> 00:09:10,217 - Yeah, she totally is, yes. - She is, right? 178 00:09:10,259 --> 00:09:11,343 Well, go talk to her. 179 00:09:11,385 --> 00:09:13,053 I can't just walk up and talk to her. 180 00:09:13,095 --> 00:09:15,639 You are Tricia M-M-Miller. 181 00:09:15,681 --> 00:09:18,058 Hm... You're right. Okay. Should I just go? 182 00:09:18,100 --> 00:09:20,144 - Yeah, go. I'll be fine. Don't worry about me. - Okay, I'm not. 183 00:09:20,186 --> 00:09:22,021 Well, you can worry about me a little. 184 00:09:22,062 --> 00:09:23,856 Excuse me. 185 00:09:24,890 --> 00:09:25,983 Joel. 186 00:09:25,983 --> 00:09:28,819 Here I am in a "Mom's Gone Wild" hellhole. 187 00:09:28,861 --> 00:09:30,529 How are you doing? 188 00:09:30,571 --> 00:09:32,865 - You got the score? - Uh... 189 00:09:32,907 --> 00:09:35,618 I'm sorry, that scared me. I don't know why. Um... 190 00:09:36,535 --> 00:09:39,538 Uh, no, I-I don't have the score, sorry. I'm sorry. 191 00:09:39,580 --> 00:09:42,708 I-I didn't wanna assume you don't like sports... 192 00:09:42,749 --> 00:09:44,376 - Oh. - You know? 193 00:09:44,418 --> 00:09:46,879 Good, yeah. Th-Thank you. 194 00:09:47,963 --> 00:09:51,175 But I don't. Sorry. 195 00:09:51,175 --> 00:09:53,177 Oh, hey! Hey, Tyler! Just one sec. 196 00:09:53,177 --> 00:09:55,596 Oh, totally. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 197 00:10:04,146 --> 00:10:05,648 I'm dying here. 198 00:10:14,156 --> 00:10:16,408 Bruce was just telling me that, um, 199 00:10:17,451 --> 00:10:20,913 well, h-he's got a lot of weapons. 200 00:10:20,955 --> 00:10:23,249 - Uh, you said 14? - Mostly muskets, yeah. 201 00:10:23,290 --> 00:10:25,584 They go through it, don't they? 202 00:10:25,626 --> 00:10:27,127 - Did you see all that? - See what? 203 00:10:27,169 --> 00:10:30,047 Tha... I've been talking to Cathleen this entire time! 204 00:10:30,047 --> 00:10:31,549 She is incredible! 205 00:10:31,590 --> 00:10:33,384 - Trish! - Yeah, no! 206 00:10:33,425 --> 00:10:35,803 She is so full of, like, creativity 207 00:10:35,845 --> 00:10:38,222 a-and ingenuity and... But I gotta tell you, 208 00:10:38,222 --> 00:10:39,890 like, I was giving it right back to her. 209 00:10:40,350 --> 00:10:41,977 - Okay! - And... 210 00:10:41,988 --> 00:10:44,228 I'm having breakfast with her tomorrow morning! 211 00:10:44,270 --> 00:10:46,526 - Tricia! - Yeah, can you even stand it? I mean, 212 00:10:46,537 --> 00:10:49,353 just give me a new drink because this is my night! 213 00:10:49,775 --> 00:10:51,902 Well, I'm really happy for you. That's awesome. 214 00:10:51,902 --> 00:10:53,988 And I'm telling you, Sam, this is how you do it. 215 00:10:54,029 --> 00:10:57,408 You take life by the balls, and you make shit happen. 216 00:10:57,408 --> 00:10:59,285 - Here, hold this. - You're singing? 217 00:10:59,326 --> 00:11:00,828 Yes, I am. 218 00:11:02,538 --> 00:11:04,623 Thank you. 219 00:11:06,292 --> 00:11:09,086 Well, this is unexpected. 220 00:11:09,128 --> 00:11:11,755 - Does she normally sing karaoke? - No, not that I've ever seen. 221 00:11:13,465 --> 00:11:15,801 ♪ As the midnight moon ♪ 222 00:11:15,843 --> 00:11:17,928 ♪ Was drifting through ♪ 223 00:11:17,970 --> 00:11:21,015 ♪ The lazy sway of the trees ♪ 224 00:11:21,056 --> 00:11:25,227 Here he says... Uh, this is in his fourth letter... 225 00:11:25,269 --> 00:11:27,646 "Yet we often stop this torrent 226 00:11:27,688 --> 00:11:30,274 "by the little value we set upon it. 227 00:11:30,316 --> 00:11:32,526 "Let us stop it no more. 228 00:11:32,902 --> 00:11:34,486 "Let us enter into ourselves 229 00:11:34,528 --> 00:11:36,447 "and break down the bank which hinders it. 230 00:11:37,198 --> 00:11:39,909 - Let us make way for grace." - Mm. 231 00:11:40,993 --> 00:11:42,870 I had to let that sink in a bit. 232 00:11:42,912 --> 00:11:45,206 Mm-hmm. I underlined that, too. 233 00:11:51,712 --> 00:11:53,297 You have the calendar, right? 234 00:11:53,339 --> 00:11:54,340 Yeah. 235 00:11:55,674 --> 00:11:58,677 Hey, Joel. I-It's Brett. 236 00:11:59,720 --> 00:12:03,224 - Do you remember me? - Yeah. Yeah, I remember you. 237 00:12:04,433 --> 00:12:06,018 How you doing? 238 00:12:06,894 --> 00:12:09,396 Good. Uh, yeah, great. I... 239 00:12:10,064 --> 00:12:12,316 I really enjoyed the-the discussion today. 240 00:12:12,358 --> 00:12:14,068 - It was good. - Yeah. 241 00:12:15,778 --> 00:12:19,073 Well, it was good to see you. 242 00:12:19,114 --> 00:12:20,699 I've seen you at church, 243 00:12:21,951 --> 00:12:23,994 - and, uh... - Really? 244 00:12:24,036 --> 00:12:25,538 Y-Yeah. 245 00:12:27,206 --> 00:12:29,458 And I haven't said hello to you... 246 00:12:31,043 --> 00:12:32,962 because I'm ashamed... 247 00:12:33,712 --> 00:12:35,673 about how I treated you in high school. 248 00:12:37,883 --> 00:12:39,343 No, we were young. 249 00:12:39,385 --> 00:12:41,178 That was such a long time ago. It's-It's okay. 250 00:12:41,220 --> 00:12:43,222 No. It's not okay. 251 00:12:46,183 --> 00:12:48,227 - It's fine. - It was wrong. 252 00:12:55,901 --> 00:12:57,486 Anyway, I'll, uh... 253 00:12:57,987 --> 00:12:59,822 I'll let you get back to it and... 254 00:13:01,574 --> 00:13:04,076 U-Um... Yeah. 255 00:13:12,334 --> 00:13:14,837 You hungry? I'm starving. 256 00:13:16,547 --> 00:13:18,174 We could get some pizza! 257 00:13:19,425 --> 00:13:20,676 Mushroom? 258 00:13:22,303 --> 00:13:24,013 Mushroom and spinach? 259 00:13:25,514 --> 00:13:27,099 I just need your wallet. 260 00:13:30,811 --> 00:13:33,522 - Did you pass out on the toilet? - No! 261 00:13:38,277 --> 00:13:40,070 Trish, come on. I don't know what's going on here, 262 00:13:40,112 --> 00:13:41,405 - but I really gotta pee. - Sam! 263 00:13:41,447 --> 00:13:42,823 Well... Trish, I gotta pee. 264 00:13:46,493 --> 00:13:47,786 What's going on? 265 00:13:48,204 --> 00:13:49,288 It burns. 266 00:13:50,289 --> 00:13:51,290 What burns? 267 00:13:52,124 --> 00:13:54,126 Me! When I pee. 268 00:13:54,168 --> 00:13:55,669 Oh... 269 00:14:00,466 --> 00:14:02,092 - Okay. - What? 270 00:14:02,134 --> 00:14:03,636 What?! 271 00:14:03,677 --> 00:14:04,970 Nothing, it's... 272 00:14:05,471 --> 00:14:07,598 Sometime... I mean, everybody burns a little bit when they pee. 273 00:14:07,598 --> 00:14:10,100 - Oh, my God, this really burns though! - Hm... 274 00:14:11,644 --> 00:14:13,020 Have you, um... 275 00:14:13,729 --> 00:14:16,315 I really don't think it's anything to worry about. 276 00:14:17,066 --> 00:14:18,150 Will you look at it? 277 00:14:19,485 --> 00:14:21,779 - At y... At your vagina? - Yes! 278 00:14:21,820 --> 00:14:23,989 - Tricia... - I-I can't. I can't, please. 279 00:14:25,366 --> 00:14:27,701 Please, please just look at it. Just quick. 280 00:14:29,328 --> 00:14:31,497 Sam! Look! 281 00:14:33,916 --> 00:14:35,417 Okay, just... 282 00:14:37,002 --> 00:14:40,005 - I mean, it's probably just a UTI, you know? - Right. 283 00:14:41,465 --> 00:14:43,843 - That's not a UTI. - Oh, my God! How do you know that? 284 00:14:43,884 --> 00:14:45,845 I know, Tricia. 285 00:14:47,096 --> 00:14:48,389 Can't believe how long it took me 286 00:14:48,430 --> 00:14:50,432 to figure out how to spell "venereal." 287 00:14:53,686 --> 00:14:55,396 Well, 288 00:14:57,022 --> 00:14:59,650 look, according to the internet, and I'm no doctor, 289 00:14:59,692 --> 00:15:03,195 uh, looks like you have nothing that a pill won't cure, so... 290 00:15:03,946 --> 00:15:06,657 - That's good. - I mean, I can't tell Dr. Weis. 291 00:15:06,699 --> 00:15:08,200 No, no, don't tell her. 292 00:15:11,579 --> 00:15:13,038 Who do you think it was? 293 00:15:15,749 --> 00:15:17,835 I'm not even sure. 294 00:15:17,877 --> 00:15:19,837 Well, was it th-that little short one? 295 00:15:19,837 --> 00:15:22,548 No, no. One kiss, that was it. He had... 296 00:15:23,132 --> 00:15:24,758 - terrible breath. - Right. 297 00:15:25,801 --> 00:15:27,928 - The country club guy? - No. 298 00:15:27,970 --> 00:15:30,347 No, I mean, we only went to third base. 299 00:15:30,389 --> 00:15:32,016 - Oh. - Unless, I mean, can you get it? I don't... 300 00:15:32,016 --> 00:15:34,268 No, no, come on. It's not medically possible. 301 00:15:34,310 --> 00:15:36,061 What happened here happened at home. 302 00:15:36,812 --> 00:15:38,606 Was it the... 303 00:15:38,647 --> 00:15:40,149 the guy with the braces? 304 00:15:40,983 --> 00:15:42,902 Oh, my God... 305 00:15:42,943 --> 00:15:44,403 "Oh, my God" what? 306 00:15:45,112 --> 00:15:48,073 No, no, no. 307 00:15:48,115 --> 00:15:49,241 No... 308 00:15:49,283 --> 00:15:51,702 - Tricia. - Fuck me. 309 00:15:51,744 --> 00:15:54,079 - Wha... - That asshole! 310 00:15:54,121 --> 00:15:55,539 Tricia, who are you talking about? 311 00:15:55,581 --> 00:15:57,249 Who is it? 312 00:15:58,124 --> 00:16:00,085 - Fucking Rick. - No! 313 00:16:01,462 --> 00:16:04,590 - It has to be him. - Tricia, you did not sleep with Rick! 314 00:16:04,632 --> 00:16:07,218 - I didn't... I didn't... I did not mean to! - Didn't what? 315 00:16:07,259 --> 00:16:09,762 - Oh my, you didn't... - And I did not want to! 316 00:16:09,803 --> 00:16:11,639 - H-H-He came over! - Oh, and he just 317 00:16:11,680 --> 00:16:13,140 threw your legs apart and stuck it in? 318 00:16:13,182 --> 00:16:14,767 No, he was crying about missing me, 319 00:16:14,808 --> 00:16:16,477 and I felt bad, and then... 320 00:16:16,519 --> 00:16:17,895 Oh, my God! And what? 321 00:16:17,937 --> 00:16:19,313 Well, then we fucking got drunk, 322 00:16:19,355 --> 00:16:21,398 and now I have a goddamn disease, that's what! 323 00:16:21,440 --> 00:16:24,401 - Oh, Tricia... Oh... - Oh, my God! 324 00:16:24,443 --> 00:16:26,904 - Rick! - I have a fucking STD! 325 00:16:26,946 --> 00:16:28,697 I have an STD! 326 00:16:29,532 --> 00:16:32,576 Y-You have an STD, but it's not as bad as you think it is! 327 00:16:32,618 --> 00:16:34,161 What if this never goes away? 328 00:16:34,203 --> 00:16:37,414 That goddamn motherfucker! I hate him! 329 00:16:37,456 --> 00:16:40,668 I swear to fucking God! I'm such an idiot! 330 00:16:40,709 --> 00:16:42,962 Just waving that dirty dick all over town, 331 00:16:43,003 --> 00:16:44,755 and now I have to deal with it?! 332 00:16:44,797 --> 00:16:46,382 - I know. - No, ma'am! 333 00:16:47,132 --> 00:16:49,927 You do not mess with Tricia! 334 00:16:49,927 --> 00:16:52,596 I swear to God, 335 00:16:52,638 --> 00:16:55,975 the next time I see him, I'm ripping it off his... 336 00:16:56,016 --> 00:16:58,644 scrawny ass... motherfucking, 337 00:16:58,686 --> 00:17:00,354 ass-eating pussy body, 338 00:17:00,396 --> 00:17:03,482 and I'm throwing it straight into Tuttle Creek, 339 00:17:03,524 --> 00:17:05,442 and if he wants it back, 340 00:17:05,442 --> 00:17:07,027 he can dive in and get it! 341 00:17:08,487 --> 00:17:09,989 Fuck him! 342 00:17:16,495 --> 00:17:18,706 - Goddammit! - Yeah, fuck him, right? 343 00:17:18,747 --> 00:17:21,749 - What if it spreads to my bottom?! - Uh... Ooh... 344 00:17:22,750 --> 00:17:24,211 That's grisly. 345 00:17:44,273 --> 00:17:45,733 You okay? 346 00:17:49,445 --> 00:17:52,114 Yeah. No, I'm fine. 347 00:17:54,533 --> 00:17:55,784 Well... 348 00:17:57,369 --> 00:17:59,455 I heard you talk to Brett. 349 00:18:01,123 --> 00:18:03,626 - You heard that? - I did. 350 00:18:06,962 --> 00:18:10,216 - I just wasn't expecting that. - Well, 351 00:18:12,468 --> 00:18:15,387 it's good to know that people can change. 352 00:18:17,723 --> 00:18:18,766 Can they? 353 00:18:19,892 --> 00:18:21,101 Yeah. 354 00:18:23,062 --> 00:18:24,396 I think so. 355 00:18:30,152 --> 00:18:31,654 You want me to drive? 356 00:18:32,571 --> 00:18:33,822 No. 357 00:18:34,573 --> 00:18:36,534 I don't think I can risk 358 00:18:36,575 --> 00:18:38,911 a road rage incident when I'm feeling this fragile. 359 00:18:43,874 --> 00:18:45,626 Wow. 360 00:18:48,087 --> 00:18:49,380 You want me to... 361 00:18:49,755 --> 00:18:52,758 make you some chili? 362 00:18:56,595 --> 00:18:58,848 I wanna see my friends more. 363 00:19:01,058 --> 00:19:02,476 We can do that. 364 00:19:03,394 --> 00:19:05,437 And I wanna load the dishwasher. 365 00:19:07,356 --> 00:19:08,899 You don't like how I do it? 366 00:19:10,276 --> 00:19:13,112 No, you don't like how I do it. 367 00:19:15,781 --> 00:19:18,617 Well, you don't. 368 00:19:19,702 --> 00:19:23,497 I-I just... I have never seen anybody... 369 00:19:23,539 --> 00:19:26,584 load, you know, the glassware in the bottom rack. 370 00:19:26,625 --> 00:19:30,296 I just have never seen that before in my entire life! 371 00:19:30,337 --> 00:19:33,299 - Yeah. Well... - It works, I mean, you know? 372 00:19:33,966 --> 00:19:35,176 And I want... 373 00:19:35,217 --> 00:19:37,261 I wanna put pictures on the fridge. 374 00:19:37,303 --> 00:19:38,846 I like seeing people 375 00:19:38,888 --> 00:19:42,141 that I love in the morning when I have coffee. 376 00:19:44,018 --> 00:19:45,144 On the fridge? 377 00:19:46,645 --> 00:19:48,647 Yes! I wanna put 'em on the fridge. 378 00:19:49,190 --> 00:19:51,692 Okay. You know what? 379 00:19:52,860 --> 00:19:54,778 That is absolutely no problem. 380 00:19:54,820 --> 00:19:57,198 Not a problem at all. 381 00:20:00,910 --> 00:20:02,328 I love you, Brad. 382 00:20:03,078 --> 00:20:05,247 I love you. 383 00:20:08,584 --> 00:20:10,002 Okay. 384 00:20:11,337 --> 00:20:12,453 Let's go make chili. 385 00:20:22,348 --> 00:20:24,600 - You okay? - Yeah. 386 00:20:32,733 --> 00:20:34,109 What? 387 00:20:35,611 --> 00:20:36,904 What do you mean, "What?" 388 00:20:37,279 --> 00:20:38,489 Well, you just made that sound. 389 00:20:38,531 --> 00:20:40,658 - What is it? - It's nothing. 390 00:20:40,699 --> 00:20:42,826 It's not nothing. 391 00:20:42,868 --> 00:20:43,911 Just tell me. 392 00:20:46,747 --> 00:20:49,250 Mm, it's just a guy. You know? 393 00:20:50,751 --> 00:20:54,213 We don't have to talk about it. 394 00:20:54,255 --> 00:20:55,756 There's a guy? 395 00:20:56,799 --> 00:20:59,343 Who is it? Like... 396 00:20:59,343 --> 00:21:02,388 - Somebody from the bar? - Kind of. 397 00:21:04,473 --> 00:21:06,267 And? 398 00:21:06,308 --> 00:21:09,019 And nothing. I-It's nothing. 399 00:21:09,061 --> 00:21:11,063 Nothing's happened, nothing's... 400 00:21:11,897 --> 00:21:14,567 gonna happen, but... 401 00:21:16,652 --> 00:21:18,654 it doesn't matter 'cause I... 402 00:21:19,488 --> 00:21:21,490 keep fucking thinking about him. 403 00:21:24,577 --> 00:21:26,078 Okay, well... 404 00:21:27,913 --> 00:21:30,124 - what are you gonna do about it? - Nothing. 405 00:21:30,791 --> 00:21:32,543 - Why? - I m... 406 00:21:32,543 --> 00:21:35,129 - He's not thinking about me. - You don't know that. 407 00:21:35,171 --> 00:21:36,964 - I know that, Tricia. - No. 408 00:21:37,006 --> 00:21:38,924 You don't. You don't know that. 409 00:21:40,426 --> 00:21:43,137 - Why don't you just ask him out? - Are you high? 410 00:21:45,306 --> 00:21:47,433 I mean, what is... what is the worst that could happen? 411 00:21:53,355 --> 00:21:55,482 Well, I could end up with an unexplainable burning itch, for one. 412 00:21:55,524 --> 00:21:58,652 Okay. Too soon. 413 00:21:59,612 --> 00:22:00,946 Sorry. 414 00:22:02,740 --> 00:22:03,782 I mean, Sam... 415 00:22:05,284 --> 00:22:08,287 there's really... there's nothing to be scared of. 416 00:22:09,955 --> 00:22:12,708 Nobody knows what they're doing, I promise. 417 00:22:13,334 --> 00:22:15,836 Nobody. You just... 418 00:22:17,171 --> 00:22:18,672 just do it. 419 00:22:28,307 --> 00:22:30,309 Oh, I wish I had your confidence. 420 00:22:37,316 --> 00:22:39,318 I mean, not your disease, but your confidence. 421 00:22:45,491 --> 00:22:47,159 It's stupid. 422 00:22:47,535 --> 00:22:49,161 It's not stupid. 423 00:22:52,414 --> 00:22:53,707 Yeah. 424 00:22:56,752 --> 00:22:58,254 Well, 425 00:22:59,588 --> 00:23:01,131 you know, it's actually very simple, Sam. 426 00:23:01,173 --> 00:23:02,675 You just have to manifest it. 427 00:23:07,680 --> 00:23:09,974 You gotta shut the fuck up with that manifesting. 428 00:23:13,018 --> 00:23:14,854 Oh, my God! 429 00:23:16,188 --> 00:23:17,982 - Did you manifest that? - Shut up. 430 00:23:26,073 --> 00:23:27,533 - Thank you. - Are you okay? 431 00:23:27,575 --> 00:23:29,785 Oh, never better. 432 00:23:32,079 --> 00:23:34,582 Alright, well, 433 00:23:36,625 --> 00:23:37,877 good night. 434 00:23:38,294 --> 00:23:39,879 Good night. 435 00:24:21,629 --> 00:24:23,130 Goddammit. 436 00:24:28,344 --> 00:24:30,596 Well, you were right. It's chlamydia. 437 00:24:31,263 --> 00:24:33,224 Prescription will be ready in 20 minutes. 438 00:24:33,557 --> 00:24:37,228 Well, good news is I got you a Coke for your hangover 439 00:24:37,269 --> 00:24:40,439 and a cinnamon roll just 'cause. 440 00:24:42,191 --> 00:24:45,110 - Thank you for taking such good care of me. - You're welcome. 441 00:24:53,953 --> 00:24:55,204 Well, you gonna share or what? 442 00:24:56,413 --> 00:24:58,457 - Yes. - You know I didn't get it just for you. 443 00:25:04,380 --> 00:25:05,881 You know, last night... 444 00:25:07,007 --> 00:25:09,510 the way you were talking with me made me really happy. 445 00:25:09,552 --> 00:25:12,388 Yeah, well, it was a moment of weakness. I'm better now. 446 00:25:12,429 --> 00:25:14,640 - Even if it was about Iceland... - What?! 447 00:25:14,682 --> 00:25:16,141 Excuse m... 448 00:25:16,183 --> 00:25:17,643 You fucking... 449 00:25:17,685 --> 00:25:19,520 - Did you look at my fucking phone? - Yeah, I did. 450 00:25:19,562 --> 00:25:21,313 Oh, you bitch. 451 00:25:21,355 --> 00:25:24,775 Ah, bitch! 452 00:25:24,817 --> 00:25:27,027 Now, I know! You have to tell me everything. 453 00:25:27,069 --> 00:25:28,445 You don't think he smells a little bit? 454 00:25:28,445 --> 00:25:31,824 - Seriously? - No, he doesn't smell! God. 455 00:25:31,866 --> 00:25:33,492 - Alright, then I wanna know everything! - Sorry, 456 00:25:33,534 --> 00:25:35,327 your window of opportunity is now closed. 457 00:25:35,369 --> 00:25:37,538 - Now who's the bitch? - Uh, you're the... I'm the bi... We're the bi... 458 00:25:37,580 --> 00:25:39,456 We are the bitches. We're the bitch sisters. 459 00:25:39,498 --> 00:25:42,168 - Chlamydia bitches. - No! 460 00:25:42,209 --> 00:25:43,627 Alright, let's go get those horse pills 461 00:25:43,669 --> 00:25:45,045 for your diseased twat. 462 00:25:45,087 --> 00:25:47,006 - Oh, my God, are they really big? - Oh yeah, they're huge. 463 00:25:47,047 --> 00:25:48,382 Just like that guy from the country club 464 00:25:48,424 --> 00:25:49,842 you're too scared to sit on. 465 00:25:49,884 --> 00:25:52,136 Gimme his number, I can handle it. 466 00:25:52,136 --> 00:25:53,804 What do you mean "sit on"? 467 00:25:59,037 --> 00:26:04,037 - Synced and corrected by naFraC - - www.MY-SUBS.com -