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A WHOLY OWNED SUBSIDIARY
DE LA CORPORACI�N ACME

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SUPER GOMA
PROOF

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1992
<i>Please prepare for
Test 123-B in T-minus 10 minutes.</i>

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<i>I repeat, T-minus 10 minutes.</i>

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Doctor Lorre,
what is he doing?

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I need to send a message.

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ACME PAINT
- I know too much.

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And they're not going to let us leave.

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URGENT PACKAGE
- But I'm going to ask for help.

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Everything is going to be fine,
mi peque�o Piol�n.

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I promise you.

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SNOW GLOBE
FROSTY

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�Ah� est�!
�Atr�penlo!

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Go, go!

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CANNED LION
ACME

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DEHYDRATED ROCKS
JUST ADD WATER

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You can jump.

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Or we can push you.

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Someday the truth will be known.

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BASED ON A REAL STORY

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30 YEARS LATER
TO THE OUTSIDE OF
ALBUQUERQUE, NEW MEXICO

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"ROADRUNNER"
(FAST AS HELL)

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"COYOTE"
(HAMBRIENTUS CARN�VORE)

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MAGNETIC GLOVE
ACME

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ACTIVATING MAGNETIC HAND
A ROADRUNNER IS CAUGHT!

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METAL BALLS
ACME

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ACME CANARY SEED

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FREE CANARY SEED

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WITH ROCKET SKATES
A ROADRUNNER IS CAUGHT!

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ROCKET SKATES
ACME

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FORT NIX

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People,
what is that thing in the sky?

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<i>I don't know, we have to tear it down.</i>

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- Target in sight.
- <i>Authorized to attack.</i>

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MY TEETH

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ROCK CATAPULT

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BRIDGE FALL

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MAGNET FOR CANARY SEED

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EXPLOSIVE

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<i>�You have gotten on a catapult...</i>

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<i>in the hope that they would take you
gently and sensibly to...</i>

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<i>a destination of your choice,
just so...</i>

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<i>be pushed violently
face against the ground?</i>

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<i>�Have you ever placed a large pile
of explosive, on the road...</i>

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<i>in the hope of making fly
your bitter enemy into the air...</i>

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<i>but when you press the detonator,
Does the detonator itself explode?</i>

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<i>�Have you ever pulled the rope
of opening your parachute...</i>

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<i>and only a bunch of cutlery comes out?</i>

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<i>It's not your fault.</i>

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<i>There is probably someone
who to blame.</i>

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<i>�We will be your voice!</i>

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<i>�Avery!</i>

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<i>- Jones!
- Damn yourself!</i>

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<i>�Justice!</i>

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<i>2x1 on Tuesdays.</i>

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I HAVE AN IDEA!

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1. GO TO THE CITY

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WELCOME TO ALBUQUERQUE
THE MOST BEAUTIFUL CITY
IN THE WORLD

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Yes, thank you.
I would like to buy some, some lilac...

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Lilacs...

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Hit by wrecking ball.

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I probably could
I'll get you $250 dollars for that.

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See you next week!

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INJURED BY A FALLEN PIANO?
ATTORNEYS AVERY, JONES and MALTESE

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Thanks for calling Avery,
Jones and Maltese.

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<i>If you have been hit by an anvil,
Press 1.</i>

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<i>If you have been electrocuted, press 2.</i>

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<i>If you have been crushed by a piano
that fell, press 3.</i>

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Good morning.

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 �It's almost 3 p.m. m.!

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- Good morning, Dottie.
- Not now.

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Do they have the documentation
What supports it?

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Salt?

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Boy. You went back to sleep
with that suit on?

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What a good eye.

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I've been waiting for you.

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Hello, I have found several
catastrophic fires that,

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Coincidentally, they are all close
of match factories...

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and I really believe that
It's a great opportunity...

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to help many people
in only one case.

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How long will it last?
this internship of yours?

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Three more months.

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Just long enough to get in
fully and make a difference.

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You know, you really remember me
when I had just left...

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from the Faculty of Law,
and I mean that in the worst possible sense.

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And I'll take it as a compliment.

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No, look!
Look at this.

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You know, I'm going to do you a favor...

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because you are my niece...

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and I want you to have a happy life.

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Just stop.

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At Oxford...

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I have the feeling that I'm going to
hear that phrase very often.

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In Oxford, really
They emphasize...

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the importance of law
in everyday life...

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and the only thing you really are for me
doing doing right now...

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is thinking about ideas
for your billboards.

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Yes, you're new here, so you don't know
that this file goes right here.

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And that, my friend, is freedom.

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I really want to take the case.

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No, no, no, no, no, no.

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And I really want
file it in alphabetical order.

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No, you won't.
Please.

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You have a new client
in the conference room.

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He seems a little crazy.

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Good luck.

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WILE E. COYOTE
GENIUS
WITH A BRAIN YOU WILL GO FAR

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Mr. Coyote?

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"Coyo...

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Coyot...

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Very good,
how can I help you?

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CARTOON ACCIDENT?

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One of my billboards.

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And it costs a lot of money
placing them.

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So, you had an accident?

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Don't you talk?

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But, you have your signs.

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I don't understand.

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I ONLY HAVE ONE NUMBER
SIGNS LIMITED.

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It's okay.

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Is that supposed to be you?

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And he... who is that?

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- AIR BASE
- WIND FARM

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It's okay.
W-wait...

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It wasn't entirely necessary
do all that, but, very well.

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So,
It seems like we're talking...

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of defective rocket skates,
that...

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they went wrong for you, when
you were trying to catch a bird...

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with which you have some type
of sordid history?

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So,
Do you have the rocket skates?

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Okay, great.

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So, let's put
your name as plaintiff.

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Then we will say that we ask,
I don't know, about $300 dollars?

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$3...

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And here, we are going to write the name
from the company that manufactured the skates.

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Let me guess.

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Acme.

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I mean, they are very good at solving
little things like this.

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We just put your skates in a box,
We write a complaint and...

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You will be the richest Coyote
in the country.

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I just need a signature.

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Or, maybe you just want to lick it.
That's probably fine too.

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Here we go.

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Wait...

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Wait, Mr. Coyote!

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Someone grab that guy!

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Mr. Coyote, look,
I just need you to sign the...

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It's an Acme stapler.

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I guess that's how it is
How staplers work.

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By God!

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Well, I understand now.

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There are problems with the products
Acme cartoon.

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I see it all the time.

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I mean, it surprises me.
Acme makes my cell phone and my car.

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Why would they make this too?

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No, this is just nonsense
for cartoons, you know?

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What is the worst
What could really happen?

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Let them see some birds fluttering
around their heads?

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Well,
It doesn't seem so silly to me.

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Paige,
This is a common and current demand...

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for rocket skates,
for $300 dollars.

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Trust me.

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And, that wouldn't mean we stack
several lawsuits for $300 dollars?

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- Paige, please!
-Yes?

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Do you know what would happen?
yes we would present...

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all this as attached evidence?

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We would have a gigantic demand
between hands.

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EVIDENCE
- That would be incredible.

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And if you could prove
a causal relationship...

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then, really,
the sky would be the limit.

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The sky is not the limit,
okay?

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The limit is, like, right around here.

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We are not concerned
of large cases.

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We deal with fast and easy,
very good?

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Where did everything go?

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So, Mr. Coyote,
my professional opinion...

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This case is worth it, you know...

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a few hundred dollars and, I could see
Yes, they replace the rocket skates.

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So I'm going to need
sign this for me.

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How rude.

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Okay, well,
It was a pleasure to meet you.

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Would you mind entering?
the evidence box to the system?

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I'm going to have lunch.

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Here you go.
To evidence, please.

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Well, what do we have here?

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Wow, someone will be suing
for a huge sum.

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<i>This is where we're going to hit
the golf ball.</i>

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Excuse me.

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Product boxes
cartoon, they go to the basement.

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<i>�You have been notified!</i>

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Governor, these threats...

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They amount to blackmail.

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The law will be completely
on our side in this.

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Because we wrote such a law.

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Yes, it's okay.
I was glad to catch up.

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It better be resolved
that Flappinger case.

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It's already resolved.

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Let's say your next vacation...

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They will be in prison,
but I have something else for you.

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A cartoon case?
For the basement.

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Yes,
I think this has to do with it.

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They are suing us for all...

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cartoon products
from Acme.

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-Who?
- I didn't recognize the name.

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KEVIN AVERY AND
WILE E. COYOTE
PLAINTIFFS

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TACOS SAM
SINCE 1960
MEXICAN FOOD

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Look, just pay me the money
what you owe me,

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or I will sue you
for breach of contract.

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Well, I have to go.
I'll call you later, mom.

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Go, go, go.
If he is our star resident.

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What does that mean?

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That lawsuit against Acme...

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for each of its products
cartoon.

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Yes, of course.

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I look like the guy to you who would take on
to the largest corporation in the world?

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<i>They're looking at the guy
who will face...</i>

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<i>to the largest corporation
in the world.</i>

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<i>Channel 4 News
just found out that today...</i>

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<i>documents were presented
against the Acme Corporation.</i>

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<i>Buddy Crane,
Chief Legal Counsel of Acme,</i>

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<i>he declined to comment.</i>

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<i>��How did this happen?!</i>

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It's okay. Don't worry.
It's exciting.

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All eyes are on you,

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ready to show you
what you are capable of.

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Paige, when we sued Acme
for any nonsense...

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-Yes?
- Nobody notices.

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We are a tiny entrance
on a spreadsheet.

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But this?

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- This was sent to Buddy Crane.
-Who?

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Buddy Crane.

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He's, like, the best lawyer.
in the country.

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Okay?

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We studied law together,
and the guy is a real machine.

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He has the physique of an ox,
a mind sharp as a blade...

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and cuts his nails
with a switchblade.

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You know, I saw him once
eat a lobster...

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I eat lobster.

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While she was still alive.

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I'm not even sure
that this is legal.

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What could I have done
to deserve all this?

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Did he bother a witch?

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No no.
We are fine.

244
00:17:23,364 --> 00:17:24,257
So how did this happen?

245
00:17:24,492 --> 00:17:26,846
I only wrote for everything
was inside that box.

246
00:17:27,080 --> 00:17:29,268
And I just brought that box inside.

247
00:17:29,502 --> 00:17:31,982
And I've only been working
in my short game.

248
00:17:32,592 --> 00:17:33,778
I've been waiting for two hours...

249
00:17:34,012 --> 00:17:36,700
trying to win tickets
for the <i>Country Jubilee</i>.

250
00:17:41,569 --> 00:17:43,173
You.

251
00:17:47,373 --> 00:17:48,182
HOW TO WAIT DRAMATICLY

252
00:17:48,416 --> 00:17:50,646
Do you have any idea what
have you made me?

253
00:17:50,880 --> 00:17:54,070
You have put me in
a horrible situation!

254
00:17:56,099 --> 00:17:57,076
BUDDY CRANE
CALLING...

255
00:17:59,606 --> 00:18:01,376
hello!

256
00:18:01,610 --> 00:18:03,464
<i>But it's my old friend,
Kevin.</i>

257
00:18:03,698 --> 00:18:05,134
Yes, it's been a while.

258
00:18:05,368 --> 00:18:07,096
<i>Look at yourself,
causing quite a stir.</i>

259
00:18:07,330 --> 00:18:10,103
Well,
It really wasn't on purpose.

260
00:18:10,337 --> 00:18:12,901
<i>I think we should talk
face to face, don't you think?</i>

261
00:18:13,135 --> 00:18:15,155
Your face and mine?

262
00:18:15,389 --> 00:18:16,950
<i>We'll meet in my office.
In fifteen minutes.</i>

263
00:18:17,184 --> 00:18:18,996
<i>Let's fix everything
how it should be.</i>

264
00:18:19,230 --> 00:18:22,713
Okay, it sounds...
I look forward to it.

265
00:18:29,251 --> 00:18:30,353
<i>From its humble origins as...</i>

266
00:18:30,587 --> 00:18:32,398
<i>an anvil factory
cartoon...</i>

267
00:18:32,632 --> 00:18:35,989
<i>Acme has become the largest
success story in the United States.</i>

268
00:18:36,223 --> 00:18:39,371
Acme, I say I say,
Acme is an innovation factory.

269
00:18:39,605 --> 00:18:41,501
We create the impossible.

270
00:18:41,735 --> 00:18:46,512
<i>With each new product,
We revolutionize the industry and the world.</i>

271
00:18:46,746 --> 00:18:51,355
<i>We are a company with family values,
who values his family...</i>

272
00:18:51,589 --> 00:18:53,150
<i>from other companies.</i>

273
00:18:53,385 --> 00:18:55,280
<i>Acme.</i>

274
00:18:58,354 --> 00:18:59,414
I don't know what your problem is,

275
00:18:59,648 --> 00:19:01,293
but I need you to
listen very carefully!

276
00:19:01,527 --> 00:19:02,044
Enough already!

277
00:19:02,278 --> 00:19:04,466
You're going to do what I tell you,
okay?

278
00:19:04,700 --> 00:19:07,514
We are going to tell you that all this
It's just a big misunderstanding.

279
00:19:07,748 --> 00:19:10,687
And we're going to want to solve this
as quickly as possible.

280
00:19:10,921 --> 00:19:12,524
We will be polite.

281
00:19:12,758 --> 00:19:15,363
We will not detonate explosives,
very good?

282
00:19:15,597 --> 00:19:18,411
And if they put something in front of us,
we will sign it.

283
00:19:18,645 --> 00:19:19,789
Did you understand me?

284
00:19:22,570 --> 00:19:24,381
Mr. Avery.
Bill Pelicans.

285
00:19:24,615 --> 00:19:25,969
And Mr. Coyote.

286
00:19:26,203 --> 00:19:27,431
I'll take them to see Buddy.

287
00:19:27,665 --> 00:19:29,310
"So I heard that you are
friends for a long time?

288
00:19:29,544 --> 00:19:33,318
I guess you could say that,
if you were wrong.

289
00:19:33,552 --> 00:19:35,698
And look at this guy walking over there
without clothes.

290
00:19:38,479 --> 00:19:40,374
Buddy.
Look who's here.

291
00:19:40,609 --> 00:19:41,627
Yes.

292
00:19:41,861 --> 00:19:43,004
But it's Mr. Billboards.

293
00:19:43,238 --> 00:19:44,048
How have you been, friend?

294
00:19:44,282 --> 00:19:47,054
Well, well, yes.
Very good.

295
00:19:47,288 --> 00:19:48,265
Those were good times,
right?

296
00:19:48,500 --> 00:19:49,768
- Yes.
- Harvard Law School.

297
00:19:50,002 --> 00:19:51,856
You look...

298
00:19:52,925 --> 00:19:55,321
- GOOD.
- I apreciate it.

299
00:19:55,555 --> 00:19:56,908
- Take a seat.
- Is good.

300
00:19:57,142 --> 00:19:59,496
I must say that
I was a little surprised...

301
00:19:59,730 --> 00:20:01,626
see your name on
a case of this magnitude.

302
00:20:01,860 --> 00:20:03,087
A m� tambi�n.

303
00:20:03,321 --> 00:20:05,509
That is to say,
I am very sorry for all this.

304
00:20:05,743 --> 00:20:08,222
It was just a big misunderstanding.

305
00:20:08,456 --> 00:20:10,477
Well we have a day
very busy around here.

306
00:20:10,711 --> 00:20:13,609
And I wouldn't like to prevent
that you return to...

307
00:20:13,843 --> 00:20:15,530
- whatever you do.
- S�.

308
00:20:15,764 --> 00:20:16,949
- Also things about law.
- S�.

309
00:20:17,183 --> 00:20:18,369
Yes, of course.

310
00:20:18,603 --> 00:20:19,371
COMPENSATION AMOUNT:
$50.000

311
00:20:19,605 --> 00:20:21,585
My God!

312
00:20:23,363 --> 00:20:25,050
And this seems obvious,
but I have to say...

313
00:20:25,284 --> 00:20:27,095
which Acme will deny
all charges and will not accept...

314
00:20:27,329 --> 00:20:28,807
no responsibility,
no causal relationship...

315
00:20:29,041 --> 00:20:31,479
among the striking injuries
from Mr. Coyote and our...

316
00:20:31,713 --> 00:20:33,817
cutting-edge family products,
that improve the quality of life.

317
00:20:34,051 --> 00:20:35,278
Yes, yes.
Blah blah blah.

318
00:20:35,512 --> 00:20:37,617
And, you know,
As much fun as it would be to go back to...

319
00:20:37,851 --> 00:20:39,412
a Court with you,

320
00:20:39,646 --> 00:20:41,917
I think it's time for you to do
what you know how to do best.

321
00:20:42,151 --> 00:20:42,877
- Reach an agreement.
- Reach an agreement.

322
00:20:43,111 --> 00:20:46,218
Yes.
Well, look, thank you very much.

323
00:20:46,452 --> 00:20:48,889
And I'm so sorry I made you
waste so much time.

324
00:20:49,123 --> 00:20:51,437
It wasn't my intention.
I...

325
00:20:58,100 --> 00:20:59,954
No, no, no!
He didn't want to do that.

326
00:21:00,188 --> 00:21:01,081
Don't you have another copy?

327
00:21:01,315 --> 00:21:01,958
Is this a joke?

328
00:21:02,192 --> 00:21:03,002
No. No.

329
00:21:03,236 --> 00:21:04,922
This is not funny.

330
00:21:05,156 --> 00:21:06,718
I thought that cartoons
They were supposed to be funny.

331
00:21:06,952 --> 00:21:08,095
- Yes.
- Do you want to fight me, Avery?

332
00:21:08,329 --> 00:21:09,600
Your little law firm is no rival.

333
00:21:09,834 --> 00:21:12,105
We will entangle you in legal loopholes.
We'll drown you in paperwork.

334
00:21:12,339 --> 00:21:13,316
I will put a dozen
of my best lawyers...

335
00:21:13,550 --> 00:21:15,821
exclusive to this, 24 hours a day,
to make sure your name...

336
00:21:16,055 --> 00:21:20,707
be even more synonymous with failure,
of what it already is.

337
00:21:20,982 --> 00:21:21,792
And I almost forgot.

338
00:21:22,026 --> 00:21:24,589
We do not validate parking.

339
00:21:24,823 --> 00:21:27,137
Do you know what you could do?
with those $50,000 dollars?

340
00:21:27,371 --> 00:21:30,060
Do you have any idea how many birds
could you buy with that?

341
00:21:30,294 --> 00:21:31,062
Flocks!

342
00:21:31,296 --> 00:21:33,692
You know what?
Not that it matters much, but I'm leaving.

343
00:21:33,926 --> 00:21:35,655
Yes, that's right, I quit, friend.

344
00:21:35,889 --> 00:21:36,908
Go find another lawyer.

345
00:21:37,142 --> 00:21:39,205
This is already my damn
personal nightmare, and...

346
00:21:39,439 --> 00:21:42,837
"I'm not going to stay to see
If this can get even worse!

347
00:21:47,455 --> 00:21:48,765
Sorry!

348
00:21:48,999 --> 00:21:50,853
Butter hands.

349
00:21:56,556 --> 00:21:58,244
-WITNESSES?
- EVIDENCES

350
00:21:58,644 --> 00:22:01,040
Wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait, wait.

351
00:22:01,274 --> 00:22:02,877
Why didn't you reach an agreement?

352
00:22:03,111 --> 00:22:04,840
That's what we do here...
we reach agreements.

353
00:22:05,074 --> 00:22:07,178
- Dottie, what are we doing here?
- We reached an agreement.

354
00:22:07,412 --> 00:22:10,268
Well, I tried to come to an agreement,
but he didn't let me.

355
00:22:10,502 --> 00:22:13,566
It's a Coyote.
And we're not even trial lawyers.

356
00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:16,363
This weekend I have
a mini golf tournament, so...

357
00:22:16,597 --> 00:22:18,617
I don't even know if I'm going to
be able to arrive on Monday.

358
00:22:18,851 --> 00:22:20,580
Furthermore, the preparation
of a trial, it is expensive.

359
00:22:20,814 --> 00:22:21,959
Photocopies?
With this economy?

360
00:22:22,193 --> 00:22:23,378
But, if we beat Acme,
then we could...

361
00:22:23,612 --> 00:22:24,505
afford a lot of photocopies.

362
00:22:24,739 --> 00:22:26,092
We won't beat Acme!

363
00:22:26,326 --> 00:22:29,098
I mean, no one has ever done it,
and no one will ever do it.

364
00:22:29,332 --> 00:22:31,937
The truth is that even if you gave up
Right now, the Firm is already...

365
00:22:32,171 --> 00:22:33,274
in red numbers,
for Acme's legal fees,

366
00:22:33,508 --> 00:22:35,236
and that's just for today.

367
00:22:35,637 --> 00:22:37,949
I mean,
that could force us to close.

368
00:22:38,183 --> 00:22:39,662
Look...

369
00:22:40,272 --> 00:22:43,002
If we lose, we lose.

370
00:22:43,236 --> 00:22:47,470
If we give up, that's when we lose...
A lot of money.

371
00:22:49,373 --> 00:22:50,600
It's okay, it's okay.
Very good.

372
00:22:50,834 --> 00:22:54,316
Look, look, we have a unique
real objective for this trial.

373
00:22:54,550 --> 00:22:55,986
And this is it.

374
00:22:56,220 --> 00:22:58,492
We can't look like fools,
okay?

375
00:22:58,726 --> 00:23:00,454
Our job is not to win
this case.

376
00:23:00,688 --> 00:23:02,917
Our job is to stay in business
when all this is over.

377
00:23:03,151 --> 00:23:04,880
That's the spirit.

378
00:23:05,114 --> 00:23:07,678
Let's act like lawyers.
What do real lawyers do?

379
00:23:07,912 --> 00:23:11,228
They would look for evidence and begin
to make a list of witnesses.

380
00:23:17,473 --> 00:23:18,408
The bird?

381
00:23:18,642 --> 00:23:21,290
He was a witness every time
that an Acme product failed him.

382
00:23:21,524 --> 00:23:23,419
Could corroborate the story
by Wiley.

383
00:23:23,653 --> 00:23:24,464
Sure, whatever.

384
00:23:24,698 --> 00:23:26,677
Add to Roadrunner
to our witness list.

385
00:23:26,911 --> 00:23:28,138
One more thing.

386
00:23:28,372 --> 00:23:30,936
Where are you going to stay?
Mr. Coyote?

387
00:23:37,015 --> 00:23:39,036
PRICKLY PEAR MOTEL

388
00:23:55,678 --> 00:23:57,323
Okay, don't look at me like that.

389
00:23:57,557 --> 00:23:58,867
Yes, I live in a motel.

390
00:23:59,101 --> 00:24:02,416
You see, I have access to the pool.
You know and there is no mortgage...

391
00:24:02,650 --> 00:24:04,212
I never have to make my bed...

392
00:24:04,446 --> 00:24:06,675
There is an incredible seafood buffet
all you can eat...

393
00:24:06,909 --> 00:24:07,844
around the corner.

394
00:24:08,078 --> 00:24:11,102
The handkerchiefs come out of a
slot in my bathroom wall.

395
00:24:13,506 --> 00:24:15,234
Enough!

396
00:24:15,468 --> 00:24:17,114
Hello, Cherry.

397
00:24:17,555 --> 00:24:18,323
Yes?

398
00:24:18,557 --> 00:24:20,245
Yes...

399
00:24:24,069 --> 00:24:25,881
One second.

400
00:24:26,115 --> 00:24:27,218
Stop!

401
00:24:27,452 --> 00:24:28,639
Let's go!

402
00:24:30,333 --> 00:24:33,398
Yes, hello, I need another room
for a few nights.

403
00:24:33,632 --> 00:24:35,528
That he is not close to me,
please.

404
00:24:35,845 --> 00:24:36,780
PETS ARE NOT ALLOWED

405
00:24:37,807 --> 00:24:38,868
He is not a pet.

406
00:24:39,102 --> 00:24:40,412
It looks like a pet.

407
00:24:40,646 --> 00:24:41,164
I LIKE PETS

408
00:24:41,398 --> 00:24:43,585
Who would rent a separate room?
for your pets?

409
00:24:43,819 --> 00:24:44,378
Cherry, come on.

410
00:24:44,612 --> 00:24:46,884
I've been living here for almost five years.
You already know me.

411
00:24:47,118 --> 00:24:50,558
- No pets!
- Very good.

412
00:24:50,792 --> 00:24:51,435
It's okay.

413
00:24:51,669 --> 00:24:52,395
Do you want to do this?

414
00:24:52,629 --> 00:24:53,355
From a legal point of view,

415
00:24:53,590 --> 00:24:55,361
a pet is an animal
domesticated or tamed...

416
00:24:55,595 --> 00:24:56,696
that remains as a company...

417
00:24:56,930 --> 00:24:59,034
inside or outside
a person's residence.

418
00:24:59,268 --> 00:25:00,746
This is Mr. Coyote.

419
00:25:00,980 --> 00:25:01,623
He is my client.

420
00:25:01,857 --> 00:25:04,379
It is not my pet, nor the pet
of anyone, in the eyes of the law.

421
00:25:04,613 --> 00:25:06,132
And, as such,
that sign or any rule...

422
00:25:06,366 --> 00:25:08,595
that accompanies him, does not apply to him,
very good?

423
00:25:08,829 --> 00:25:10,099
Oh, it doesn't say
"animals are not allowed."

424
00:25:10,333 --> 00:25:12,144
And, in my unbiased opinion,
It is possible that he...

425
00:25:12,378 --> 00:25:14,775
have reasons to sue you
for discrimination.

426
00:25:15,009 --> 00:25:16,654
Yes.

427
00:25:18,432 --> 00:25:21,037
If you pee on the carpet,
the fault will be yours.

428
00:25:21,271 --> 00:25:21,998
Okay, deal.

429
00:25:22,232 --> 00:25:24,420
But, I would need a
complete urine analysis.

430
00:25:24,654 --> 00:25:27,636
I mean, it's a motel, a lot of people
He will pee on your carpet.

431
00:25:32,754 --> 00:25:34,484
Right next door.

432
00:25:35,428 --> 00:25:37,198
Clear.

433
00:25:57,681 --> 00:25:59,618
2. GET THE LAWYER

434
00:25:59,852 --> 00:26:01,664
3. SUE ACME

435
00:26:19,976 --> 00:26:24,042
<i>Then a mouse breaks
the sound barrier in Guadalajara.</i>

436
00:26:24,276 --> 00:26:25,462
<i>One more week to enjoy...</i>

437
00:26:25,696 --> 00:26:27,383
<i>of the Annual Carrot Festival
in Albuquerque...</i>

438
00:26:27,617 --> 00:26:28,844
<i>while you are still in the city.</i>

439
00:26:29,078 --> 00:26:31,600
<i>Are you having fun?
We know...</i>

440
00:27:00,227 --> 00:27:01,580
What?!

441
00:27:06,823 --> 00:27:08,219
WAKE UP KEVIN

442
00:27:21,980 --> 00:27:24,711
You're a bit of a psycho, aren't you?

443
00:27:25,404 --> 00:27:27,132
15 DAYS LEFT
FOR THE TRIAL

444
00:27:27,492 --> 00:27:28,720
Watch and learn.

445
00:27:28,954 --> 00:27:30,891
So we take the summons
this way.

446
00:27:31,125 --> 00:27:33,646
You just have to cover it
with a large amount of birdseed.

447
00:27:33,880 --> 00:27:36,862
The Roadrunner eats the birdseed,
grab the summons and...

448
00:27:37,096 --> 00:27:39,743
will be legally bound
to appear before the Court.

449
00:27:39,977 --> 00:27:42,081
Instant trap
for the Roadrunner.

450
00:27:47,242 --> 00:27:47,843
Beep, beep.

451
00:27:48,077 --> 00:27:50,975
 �This is some kind of
inside joke between you?

452
00:27:56,720 --> 00:27:57,529
14 DAYS LEFT
FOR THE TRIAL

453
00:27:57,763 --> 00:27:59,033
Is everyone clear about our plan?

454
00:27:59,267 --> 00:27:59,993
- No.
- No.

455
00:28:00,227 --> 00:28:00,953
Yes!

456
00:28:01,187 --> 00:28:02,122
Paige,
what was our plan?

457
00:28:02,356 --> 00:28:03,291
So, we will have to
show the jury...

458
00:28:03,525 --> 00:28:04,335
<i>that the products
Acme cartoon...</i>

459
00:28:04,569 --> 00:28:05,838
<i>they are guilty of
all accidents...</i>

460
00:28:06,072 --> 00:28:07,550
<i>Wiley has had
over the years.</i>

461
00:28:07,784 --> 00:28:11,683
<i>So let's take photos
and gather evidence.</i>

462
00:28:11,917 --> 00:28:13,729
<i>And we will save the evidence
in bags.</i>

463
00:28:13,963 --> 00:28:16,193
<i>And we are going to interview
to experts and witnesses.</i>

464
00:28:16,427 --> 00:28:17,278
<i>And we are going to censor with marker...</i>

465
00:28:17,512 --> 00:28:19,324
<i>the great books
of photocopied documents.</i>

466
00:28:19,558 --> 00:28:21,912
<i>And we are going to walk the streets
and to inform us well.</i>

467
00:28:22,146 --> 00:28:23,708
<i>And we are going to try to locate
to our key witness...</i>

468
00:28:23,942 --> 00:28:25,586
<i>leaving you a kind note
in the desert.</i>

469
00:28:25,820 --> 00:28:27,132
ROADRUNNER
PLEASE CALL
1-800-0-LAWYER
- <i>And if we follow my plan,
At the end of all this...</i>

470
00:28:27,366 --> 00:28:29,720
we will have enough evidence
to take down Acme.

471
00:28:29,955 --> 00:28:31,557
1 DAY MISSING
FOR THE TRIAL

472
00:28:32,668 --> 00:28:34,355
We really have nothing.

473
00:28:34,589 --> 00:28:36,610
That is, I more or less assumed
that we would have nothing,

474
00:28:36,844 --> 00:28:38,907
but this is nothing at all.

475
00:28:44,736 --> 00:28:46,841
METROPOLITAN COURT
FROM THE STATE OF NEW MEXICO

476
00:28:50,873 --> 00:28:52,894
<i>�Everyone stand up!</i>

477
00:28:58,681 --> 00:29:00,409
The Court session opens...

478
00:29:00,643 --> 00:29:03,374
of the Second Circuit
Albuquerque Judicial.

479
00:29:03,900 --> 00:29:07,591
The Honorable Judge Troppogrosso
presides over the hearing.

480
00:29:07,950 --> 00:29:09,721
You can sit down.

481
00:29:19,515 --> 00:29:21,453
Human.

482
00:29:21,770 --> 00:29:23,374
Human.

483
00:29:25,277 --> 00:29:26,963
Cartoon.

484
00:29:34,630 --> 00:29:36,317
Silence!

485
00:29:37,970 --> 00:29:39,949
My name is Judge Troppogrosso.

486
00:29:40,183 --> 00:29:43,707
The name of the case is
"Coyote vs. Acme."

487
00:29:43,941 --> 00:29:45,961
ACME IS GARBAGE
- I am not a careless Judge.

488
00:29:46,195 --> 00:29:50,220
I am a sensible Judge,
who doesn't tolerate nonsense.

489
00:29:50,454 --> 00:29:53,185
Is it clear?

490
00:29:53,419 --> 00:29:55,857
Yes...

491
00:29:56,801 --> 00:29:58,572
Mr. Crane.

492
00:29:58,973 --> 00:30:00,659
Go nail it.

493
00:30:20,184 --> 00:30:21,787
We live in a great country,
Isn't that so?

494
00:30:22,021 --> 00:30:24,417
Because it is a country that values
to freedom above all.

495
00:30:24,651 --> 00:30:26,881
You are free to live your life
as you see fit.

496
00:30:27,115 --> 00:30:29,511
That could mean
live in the desert.

497
00:30:29,745 --> 00:30:30,556
In a cave.

498
00:30:30,790 --> 00:30:33,394
Spend your days
chasing a bird.

499
00:30:33,629 --> 00:30:36,651
Which is a lot,
much faster than you.

500
00:30:36,885 --> 00:30:39,365
But, that, that is your right.

501
00:30:39,599 --> 00:30:41,285
As an American.

502
00:30:41,520 --> 00:30:44,125
But, that freedom entails
a great responsibility.

503
00:30:44,359 --> 00:30:45,753
If you took a missile, for example.

504
00:30:45,987 --> 00:30:47,674
And you'll stick a handlebar on it...

505
00:30:47,908 --> 00:30:50,179
Well, that's it, that's your decision.

506
00:30:50,413 --> 00:30:52,434
But we hope that
understand that that missile and...

507
00:30:52,668 --> 00:30:56,025
that handlebar, they are not designed
to catch birds.

508
00:30:56,259 --> 00:30:59,741
What will prove to this jury
That man...

509
00:30:59,975 --> 00:31:01,201
Wile E. Coyote...

510
00:31:01,435 --> 00:31:02,413
He...

511
00:31:02,647 --> 00:31:03,498
It's reckless.

512
00:31:03,732 --> 00:31:06,755
And all your injuries
They are self-inflicted.

513
00:31:07,824 --> 00:31:10,137
I mean,
Neither you nor I are going to condemn him.

514
00:31:10,371 --> 00:31:13,268
We all know who is responsible.

515
00:31:13,502 --> 00:31:15,356
It is as clear as
the desert sky.

516
00:31:15,590 --> 00:31:17,193
I think I just laid an egg.

517
00:31:17,427 --> 00:31:18,362
God bless the United States.

518
00:31:18,596 --> 00:31:20,408
And God bless the troops.

519
00:31:21,351 --> 00:31:23,957
Wow, that was really good.

520
00:31:24,608 --> 00:31:26,587
Please don't write that down.

521
00:31:27,113 --> 00:31:29,050
And, and... please, not that either.

522
00:31:29,284 --> 00:31:32,016
Or, or... that.

523
00:31:32,709 --> 00:31:34,563
Mr. Avery.

524
00:31:36,550 --> 00:31:37,903
Hello, yes.

525
00:31:57,760 --> 00:31:59,195
Now...

526
00:31:59,429 --> 00:32:01,283
Now, what, what did the...

527
00:32:01,517 --> 00:32:04,081
What did the defense say?
What are we going to argue?

528
00:32:05,442 --> 00:32:07,755
I mean, I... I know the answer.
Yes the answer.

529
00:32:07,989 --> 00:32:09,217
I'm not asking you a question.

530
00:32:09,451 --> 00:32:11,263
I mean, yes, yes it is a question.

531
00:32:11,497 --> 00:32:14,062
But, it is a question that
I'm doing myself.

532
00:32:14,296 --> 00:32:16,483
Let me start again.
Let me do it again.

533
00:32:16,717 --> 00:32:19,656
Objection.
The way I start...

534
00:32:20,391 --> 00:32:22,328
So the defense said that
we were going to...

535
00:32:22,562 --> 00:32:25,209
EVIDENCE
- argue that the products
They are dangerous.

536
00:32:25,443 --> 00:32:28,549
And that Acme is negligent in selling them.

537
00:32:28,783 --> 00:32:30,845
I... I really am
agree with all that.

538
00:32:31,079 --> 00:32:33,852
I mean, it's nothing out of this world.
but it's true.

539
00:32:34,587 --> 00:32:36,983
Sorry.
One... one second, please.

540
00:32:37,217 --> 00:32:37,985
One second...

541
00:32:38,219 --> 00:32:40,198
Wiley, we don't need
the evidence at this time.

542
00:32:40,432 --> 00:32:42,536
- Mr. Avery.
- Okay, okay.

543
00:32:42,770 --> 00:32:43,496
Excuse me, Your Ladyship.

544
00:32:43,730 --> 00:32:47,755
My client wants me to show him
This defective Acme rocket skid.

545
00:32:47,989 --> 00:32:51,764
And as you can see, the switch
ignition malfunctions.

546
00:32:52,123 --> 00:32:53,559
Nothing.

547
00:33:01,184 --> 00:33:02,912
May God bless
the United States.

548
00:33:03,146 --> 00:33:05,711
And may God bless the troops.

549
00:33:06,988 --> 00:33:10,053
<i>Today the initial arguments began
in the case of "Coyote v. Acme."</i>

550
00:33:10,287 --> 00:33:12,265
<i>Sources close to the case
They report that Acme...</i>

551
00:33:12,499 --> 00:33:15,188
<i>you are doing a fantastic job
protecting your...</i>

552
00:33:15,422 --> 00:33:19,697
<i>mark and dignity, while the
Plaintiff seems hungry and scared.</i>

553
00:33:19,931 --> 00:33:21,910
<i>More information after this.</i>

554
00:33:24,565 --> 00:33:25,793
<i>There is one more week left to enjoy...</i>

555
00:33:26,027 --> 00:33:27,671
<i>of the Annual Carrot Festival
in Albuquerque...</i>

556
00:33:27,905 --> 00:33:30,638
<i>while you are still in the city.</i>

557
00:33:31,121 --> 00:33:31,639
Yes?

558
00:33:31,873 --> 00:33:33,768
<i>241, we have been
receiving noise complaints...</i>

559
00:33:34,002 --> 00:33:35,146
<i>on a television
with the volume very high.</i>

560
00:33:35,380 --> 00:33:38,861
Really?
Is the problem television?

561
00:33:39,095 --> 00:33:40,699
Okay, I'm going to lower it...

562
00:33:43,188 --> 00:33:45,709
<i>Are you having fun?
We know...</i>

563
00:33:51,454 --> 00:33:53,810
Cherry, I already turned it off.

564
00:33:54,628 --> 00:33:56,188
<i>�What's new, old man?</i>

565
00:33:56,422 --> 00:33:59,278
-Who is it?
- <i>I can't tell you.</i>

566
00:33:59,513 --> 00:34:01,409
<i>I would like to, but I can't.</i>

567
00:34:01,643 --> 00:34:02,995
<i>A mess, right?</i>

568
00:34:03,229 --> 00:34:05,000
Are you sure that
do you have the correct number?

569
00:34:05,234 --> 00:34:08,381
<i>Your judgment.
I think maybe I can help you.</i>

570
00:34:08,615 --> 00:34:09,550
<i>Against Acme.</i>

571
00:34:09,784 --> 00:34:12,222
- What?
- <i>I have information that could...</i>

572
00:34:12,456 --> 00:34:14,268
<i>stop Acme.
Once and for all.</i>

573
00:34:14,502 --> 00:34:16,022
My God!
Could you stop this case?

574
00:34:16,256 --> 00:34:19,028
<i>If this leaks,
everything will be over.</i>

575
00:34:19,262 --> 00:34:21,743
<i>I have a collaborator with information.</i>

576
00:34:21,977 --> 00:34:24,791
<i>If they find out what you know,
He will be an easy target.</i>

577
00:34:25,025 --> 00:34:26,753
<i>Well, who?
Where do I find it?</i>

578
00:34:26,987 --> 00:34:28,840
<i>Write this down.
I'll only say it once.</i>

579
00:34:29,074 --> 00:34:29,842
Wait, wait.
I'm going to look for a pen.

580
00:34:30,076 --> 00:34:30,803
Wait, wait.

581
00:34:31,037 --> 00:34:32,890
<i>666, Street of Fear.</i>

582
00:34:33,124 --> 00:34:34,769
That doesn't sound like
to a place you want to go.

583
00:34:35,003 --> 00:34:36,272
<i>Look for a cat (jack)</i>

584
00:34:36,506 --> 00:34:40,239
<i>Acme has eyes and ears
everywhere.</i>

585
00:34:40,473 --> 00:34:42,661
<i>And they make people disappear.</i>

586
00:34:42,895 --> 00:34:45,583
- <i>Don't forget that.
</i>- It won't.

587
00:34:45,817 --> 00:34:48,924
Can I contact you again?

588
00:35:07,946 --> 00:35:09,632
Mr. Claudio.

589
00:35:09,866 --> 00:35:12,597
Buddy, I say I say, buddy,
What a little rascal you are.

590
00:35:12,832 --> 00:35:13,599
How was Bora Bora?

591
00:35:13,834 --> 00:35:15,645
The tax haven is so nice,

592
00:35:15,879 --> 00:35:17,524
who gave him the same name
twice.

593
00:35:17,758 --> 00:35:22,659
Well, I say I say, I heard there's a
demand in the animation sector.

594
00:35:22,893 --> 00:35:24,329
ACME SUED BY COYOTE
- I spoke with Public Relations
about this, you know.

595
00:35:24,564 --> 00:35:25,207
It's a local newspaper.

596
00:35:25,441 --> 00:35:26,125
And it's quite flattering.

597
00:35:26,359 --> 00:35:27,920
And you know, I'm going to win this case.
as fast as you can.

598
00:35:28,154 --> 00:35:29,882
But in the meantime,
I think things like this...

599
00:35:30,116 --> 00:35:31,303
they make us look pretty good
before public opinion.

600
00:35:31,537 --> 00:35:35,562
It's not ideal, but you know,
It's like killing two birds with one...

601
00:35:37,883 --> 00:35:38,944
One, stone.

602
00:35:39,178 --> 00:35:41,950
Two birds and a stone?

603
00:35:42,184 --> 00:35:43,912
What a disgusting expression!

604
00:35:44,146 --> 00:35:45,707
- Just...
- How disgusting!

605
00:35:45,941 --> 00:35:47,586
We both know it would be very,

606
00:35:47,820 --> 00:35:50,511
I say I say very,
unpleasant for everyone...

607
00:35:50,745 --> 00:35:53,350
those involved,
if something bigger...

608
00:35:53,584 --> 00:35:58,402
I say I say bigger,
would become public.

609
00:36:03,104 --> 00:36:05,458
STREET OF FEAR

610
00:36:11,537 --> 00:36:13,474
A mysterious call, how cool.

611
00:36:13,708 --> 00:36:15,102
So,
what did his voice sound like?

612
00:36:15,336 --> 00:36:16,731
I don't know, it said something like:

613
00:36:17,340 --> 00:36:19,320
"What's new, old man?
"I have information."

614
00:36:19,554 --> 00:36:20,112
And "chewed, chewed, chewed",

615
00:36:20,346 --> 00:36:22,284
since it seemed like he was chewing
a cookie or something like that.

616
00:36:22,518 --> 00:36:24,121
OK.

617
00:36:24,355 --> 00:36:28,463
Well the map says that
It should be right here.

618
00:36:28,697 --> 00:36:30,675
It's just a wall.

619
00:36:30,909 --> 00:36:32,220
- Jack?
- God!

620
00:36:32,454 --> 00:36:35,060
Is there any Jack around?

621
00:36:36,296 --> 00:36:39,319
Wait, what is that?

622
00:36:39,719 --> 00:36:41,030
He referred to a "hydraulic jack."

623
00:36:41,264 --> 00:36:43,076
Someone has a sense of humor.

624
00:37:01,055 --> 00:37:04,663
Well, there's a duck,
and he is sitting.

625
00:37:04,897 --> 00:37:05,999
It feels a little easy.

626
00:37:06,233 --> 00:37:09,381
Well, thank goodness
I like how easy it is.

627
00:37:09,823 --> 00:37:11,259
Sorry.

628
00:37:11,493 --> 00:37:14,140
Hello, my name is Kevin Avery.
This is Paige.

629
00:37:14,374 --> 00:37:16,019
I am a specialized lawyer
in personal injuries.

630
00:37:16,253 --> 00:37:18,524
Well,
look who decided to show up.

631
00:37:18,758 --> 00:37:19,443
Brilliant. Thank you.

632
00:37:19,677 --> 00:37:21,155
I wasn't sure if you knew
that we would come.

633
00:37:21,389 --> 00:37:24,369
You arrive a little late and still
You're wearing that horrible suit.

634
00:37:24,603 --> 00:37:26,582
Take off your pants.
Right over there, please.

635
00:37:26,816 --> 00:37:29,839
- And, get into a pose.
- No.

636
00:37:30,073 --> 00:37:32,762
It's so hard to find
nude models today.

637
00:37:32,997 --> 00:37:34,182
Sit down.

638
00:37:34,416 --> 00:37:35,810
Sarsaparilla?

639
00:37:36,044 --> 00:37:37,063
We're fine like this, thank you.

640
00:37:37,297 --> 00:37:39,359
Take off your clothes and pretend
What are you thinking?

641
00:37:39,593 --> 00:37:43,159
I guess this
It's going to take us a few hours.

642
00:37:43,393 --> 00:37:45,956
Yes, we received an anonymous call
that said that...

643
00:37:46,190 --> 00:37:48,379
maybe you had
important information.

644
00:37:48,613 --> 00:37:51,343
Yes, information that can help us
help win a case quickly.

645
00:37:51,577 --> 00:37:53,055
Information?

646
00:37:53,289 --> 00:37:54,349
Yes.

647
00:37:54,583 --> 00:37:55,309
About Acme?

648
00:37:55,543 --> 00:37:57,522
Acme?

649
00:37:58,466 --> 00:37:59,484
Yes.

650
00:37:59,718 --> 00:38:00,569
Acme.

651
00:38:00,803 --> 00:38:02,658
Acme?

652
00:38:05,271 --> 00:38:06,206
Acme?

653
00:38:06,440 --> 00:38:08,712
 �After all this,
Do they call me Lucas?

654
00:38:08,946 --> 00:38:10,340
The world is crazy!

655
00:38:10,574 --> 00:38:11,216
Ac-me?

656
00:38:11,450 --> 00:38:12,051
Well Ac-T!

657
00:38:12,285 --> 00:38:13,555
You're never going to get it out of me!

658
00:38:13,789 --> 00:38:15,642
But I will tell you everything.

659
00:38:15,876 --> 00:38:18,440
You have a face full of Acme!

660
00:38:22,890 --> 00:38:25,662
Everything you need to know about Acme
It's inside this box.

661
00:38:25,896 --> 00:38:28,043
 �Mr. Duck, Mr. Duck!

662
00:38:28,277 --> 00:38:29,796
They really shouldn't
of being here.

663
00:38:30,030 --> 00:38:31,132
I agree, doctor!

664
00:38:31,366 --> 00:38:33,595
Let's attack this installation
until it is reduced to rubble!

665
00:38:33,830 --> 00:38:35,182
ST. LOONEYS
FOR THE CRAZY

666
00:38:38,046 --> 00:38:39,525
hello?

667
00:38:39,759 --> 00:38:43,868
I came for the...
model job without pants.

668
00:38:44,102 --> 00:38:45,581
Look, I'm a horse!

669
00:38:46,148 --> 00:38:48,127
I am the horse!

670
00:38:49,029 --> 00:38:50,757
My God!

671
00:38:50,991 --> 00:38:53,138
What are you doing?

672
00:38:53,955 --> 00:38:58,440
Fuck off now!
The water is freezing!

673
00:39:02,389 --> 00:39:06,247
Well we drove him crazy and
We got a can of paint.

674
00:39:06,481 --> 00:39:07,124
Well, it could be important.

675
00:39:07,358 --> 00:39:10,298
Obviously it takes a while
keeping this to yourself, sir.

676
00:39:10,532 --> 00:39:12,219
Wait.

677
00:39:13,664 --> 00:39:16,018
"That's it, friends."

678
00:39:17,380 --> 00:39:19,943
Are we "the friends"?

679
00:39:28,068 --> 00:39:31,927
Do you think they are going to kidnap us?
Demand ransom for us?

680
00:39:32,327 --> 00:39:34,558
I feel so alive...

681
00:39:59,467 --> 00:40:01,739
And what do you think it is?

682
00:40:06,523 --> 00:40:08,293
Thank you.

683
00:40:37,293 --> 00:40:40,734
That looks incredibly dangerous.

684
00:40:40,968 --> 00:40:44,325
And yet,
he gets in anyway.

685
00:40:45,686 --> 00:40:46,412
What are you doing?

686
00:40:46,646 --> 00:40:49,085
I'm following Wiley.

687
00:40:49,944 --> 00:40:53,427
Now I'll look like a loser,
Yes, I'll stay out here.

688
00:40:55,498 --> 00:40:57,937
Entering the tunnel.

689
00:41:09,986 --> 00:41:11,757
hello?

690
00:41:12,492 --> 00:41:13,093
I bet they didn't tell you...

691
00:41:13,327 --> 00:41:14,637
that you would walk through
mysterious tunnels...

692
00:41:14,871 --> 00:41:17,018
in your elegant classes
at Oxford.

693
00:41:17,252 --> 00:41:18,982
In fact,
I bet they advise against it.

694
00:41:19,216 --> 00:41:21,904
Well, I thought about specializing
in Mysterious Tunnels.

695
00:41:22,138 --> 00:41:24,743
- No, you didn't.
- Yes, I did.

696
00:41:26,105 --> 00:41:27,875
What do we have here?

697
00:41:28,109 --> 00:41:30,256
DANGER
GET AWAY

698
00:41:37,630 --> 00:41:38,565
Found a message!

699
00:41:38,799 --> 00:41:40,027
What does it say?

700
00:41:40,261 --> 00:41:44,076
He says, "Lucas, I'm not sure
How much time do I have left...

701
00:41:44,310 --> 00:41:47,250
"I hope this message reaches you.

702
00:41:54,497 --> 00:41:58,606
"Things have gotten out of control
with the project...

703
00:41:58,840 --> 00:42:00,693
"Sisyphus."

704
00:42:00,927 --> 00:42:02,405
Sisyphus.

705
00:42:02,639 --> 00:42:05,161
What is Project Sisyphus?

706
00:42:05,562 --> 00:42:08,000
"Acme is monitoring each
of my movements...

707
00:42:08,234 --> 00:42:11,508
and I have the feeling that
I'm in grave danger."

708
00:42:23,473 --> 00:42:25,202
Wiley?

709
00:42:26,187 --> 00:42:29,377
"If you see this message,
please send help!

710
00:42:29,611 --> 00:42:30,629
"Doctor Lorre."

711
00:42:30,863 --> 00:42:31,798
Kevin!

712
00:42:32,032 --> 00:42:33,719
The train!

713
00:42:35,163 --> 00:42:37,435
 �Come on, come on, come on,
Let's go, let's go, let's go!

714
00:43:03,178 --> 00:43:05,492
I didn't say it was
Incredibly dangerous?

715
00:43:05,726 --> 00:43:07,080
Didn't I say those exact words?

716
00:43:07,314 --> 00:43:07,916
- Yes.
- Yes I said them.

717
00:43:08,150 --> 00:43:11,005
<i>Well, what could this mean?
Sisyphus Project.</i>

718
00:43:11,239 --> 00:43:12,675
<i>I... I don't know...</i>

719
00:43:12,909 --> 00:43:16,266
<i>- I don't know, okay?
- What?</i>

720
00:43:17,001 --> 00:43:19,397
<i>�What just happened?</i>

721
00:43:21,803 --> 00:43:22,488
<i>�What�?</i>

722
00:43:22,722 --> 00:43:25,662
Boss,
I think they have discovered us.

723
00:43:26,813 --> 00:43:29,042
Well, then Sisyphus is a
character from Greek mythology.

724
00:43:29,276 --> 00:43:30,671
And he was punished by the Gods,
who forced him...

725
00:43:30,905 --> 00:43:33,552
to push a rock uphill
every day.

726
00:43:33,786 --> 00:43:35,473
But the rock always rolled
back down,

727
00:43:35,707 --> 00:43:37,436
for all eternity.

728
00:43:41,636 --> 00:43:44,283
And it was also what Lucas
I was painting.

729
00:43:44,517 --> 00:43:46,997
So what?
That's not evidence.

730
00:43:47,231 --> 00:43:49,251
None of this is going to help us
to win a trial, okay?

731
00:43:49,485 --> 00:43:52,049
This is...
It's all a waste of time!

732
00:43:52,283 --> 00:43:54,554
We have a client who,
no offense,

733
00:43:54,788 --> 00:43:56,516
doesn't know how to read
a warning label.

734
00:43:56,750 --> 00:44:00,941
We have lots and lots
of things that he himself broke.

735
00:44:01,175 --> 00:44:03,781
We don't have anything, Paige.

736
00:44:04,182 --> 00:44:06,286
You have been reaching agreements for years
with Acme cases...

737
00:44:06,520 --> 00:44:07,413
and you never stopped to...

738
00:44:07,647 --> 00:44:10,754
- think and see a pattern.
- A pattern? Yes.

739
00:44:10,988 --> 00:44:14,135
My clients explode and,
Two seconds later, they are fine.

740
00:44:14,369 --> 00:44:15,931
Nobody cares.

741
00:44:16,165 --> 00:44:18,645
So that makes it acceptable?

742
00:44:18,879 --> 00:44:21,360
Let it be a hundred dollars and that's it,
And that seems fair to you?

743
00:44:21,594 --> 00:44:23,280
This case can
make things right.

744
00:44:23,514 --> 00:44:26,328
This is your chance to show him
to people, what you are capable of.

745
00:44:26,562 --> 00:44:29,167
Yes, but that only works
If I don't lose.

746
00:44:29,401 --> 00:44:31,338
And why do you assume
What are you going to lose?

747
00:44:31,572 --> 00:44:32,882
Are you kidding me?

748
00:44:33,116 --> 00:44:35,889
It's actually very easy to lose.

749
00:44:36,123 --> 00:44:38,979
And you better learn that now.

750
00:44:40,090 --> 00:44:45,032
You know, everyone thought that I
I was crazy to come here.

751
00:44:45,266 --> 00:44:47,036
But, I didn't want
just go somewhere...

752
00:44:47,270 --> 00:44:52,005
great law firm and help
the rich to get richer.

753
00:44:53,032 --> 00:44:58,060
I thought... I thought that actually
you were still a real lawyer.

754
00:44:59,170 --> 00:45:01,317
Yes, me too.

755
00:45:11,279 --> 00:45:13,843
ACME CASE FILES
CARTOON
CASES NUMBER
285TA-299TZ

756
00:45:15,078 --> 00:45:16,556
ACME - PORKY

757
00:45:22,845 --> 00:45:24,281
PORKY
CUSTOMER FILE

758
00:45:24,515 --> 00:45:25,910
ACME BREATH MINTS
IN 2015

759
00:45:28,190 --> 00:45:30,294
ACME MOUSE TRAP

760
00:45:30,528 --> 00:45:31,172
ACME Frying Pan

761
00:45:33,534 --> 00:45:35,515
AGREEMENT BY:
$150 / $104 / $127

762
00:45:53,200 --> 00:45:57,351
So what's so special about it?
the Roadrunner?

763
00:46:02,553 --> 00:46:04,866
There are no words.

764
00:46:06,310 --> 00:46:09,082
You know, I envy you, really.

765
00:46:09,316 --> 00:46:13,341
And you know, it must be great
have such a clear objective.

766
00:46:13,575 --> 00:46:16,180
I mean, I used to have it, I think.

767
00:46:16,414 --> 00:46:19,395
You know, I was hungry and
I was looking for something.

768
00:46:19,629 --> 00:46:22,735
But, I didn't like the pressure
of always having to win.

769
00:46:22,969 --> 00:46:25,407
And I got exhausted from trying so hard.

770
00:46:25,641 --> 00:46:28,247
Anyway,
you know how to listen very well.

771
00:46:29,483 --> 00:46:31,211
What are you doing?
Wait, stop.

772
00:46:31,445 --> 00:46:32,756
Wiley!

773
00:46:32,990 --> 00:46:34,384
Stop! Stop!

774
00:46:38,626 --> 00:46:39,561
There is a cliff!

775
00:46:39,796 --> 00:46:41,691
Stop!
Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop!

776
00:46:45,389 --> 00:46:47,955
"We were having
a sincere talk!

777
00:46:48,439 --> 00:46:51,503
Wait! Wiley!
You can't make that jump!

778
00:46:51,737 --> 00:46:52,922
Wiley!

779
00:46:53,156 --> 00:46:54,927
Wiley!

780
00:47:32,907 --> 00:47:34,677
You did it.

781
00:47:36,207 --> 00:47:40,232
Well you went too far
to prove your point.

782
00:47:54,160 --> 00:47:55,721
Wiley.

783
00:47:55,955 --> 00:47:57,099
Thank you.

784
00:47:57,333 --> 00:47:59,020
We'll see you tomorrow.

785
00:48:39,669 --> 00:48:41,272
4. BUILD TRAP
FOR USE IN COURT

786
00:48:42,132 --> 00:48:42,692
WITNESS

787
00:48:42,926 --> 00:48:43,569
EXPLOSIVES

788
00:48:45,263 --> 00:48:46,783
5. ROADRUNNER AS A WITNESS

789
00:48:47,017 --> 00:48:50,750
6. ROADRUNNER STEW

790
00:48:51,944 --> 00:48:53,338
HOW TO COOK ROADRUNNER
TO THE WELLINGTON

791
00:48:53,572 --> 00:48:55,510
CORRECAMINOS FRIED STEAK

792
00:49:09,480 --> 00:49:11,041
- Are you sitting down?
- <i>Yes�.</i>

793
00:49:11,275 --> 00:49:14,089
Well, Sal isn't.
Is that going to be a problem?

794
00:49:14,323 --> 00:49:15,842
<i>Wiley is deceiving us.</i>

795
00:49:16,076 --> 00:49:17,596
The only reason why
got us into this case...

796
00:49:17,830 --> 00:49:21,270
is to catch and kill
to Roadrunner during the trial.

797
00:49:21,504 --> 00:49:22,732
<i>That's not good.</i>

798
00:49:22,966 --> 00:49:24,193
It's all part of a plot.

799
00:49:24,427 --> 00:49:26,823
He's just using us so that the bird
take the witness stand.

800
00:49:27,057 --> 00:49:29,871
If the Roadrunner shows up
In Court, it will be chaos.

801
00:49:30,105 --> 00:49:30,915
I'm going to look like a fool.

802
00:49:31,149 --> 00:49:33,462
<i>If the Firm goes bankrupt,
We will be mattress sellers.</i>

803
00:49:33,696 --> 00:49:36,217
That's a bit derogatory
for mattress sellers.

804
00:49:36,451 --> 00:49:38,306
<i>�Okay!</i>
We will be... scavengers.

805
00:49:38,540 --> 00:49:40,645
-Kevin.
- <i>�Okay, garbage collectors!</i>

806
00:49:40,879 --> 00:49:43,443
- My dad is a garbage collector.
- <i>Okay.</i>

807
00:49:43,677 --> 00:49:45,447
I'm very nervous
for letting Wiley...

808
00:49:45,681 --> 00:49:46,699
re-enter this Court.

809
00:49:46,933 --> 00:49:47,994
<i>Without Wiley, there will be no trial.</i>

810
00:49:48,228 --> 00:49:49,747
<i>Without trial, there is no Law Firm.</i>

811
00:49:49,981 --> 00:49:51,835
And without the Firm,
We are going to be ruined.

812
00:49:52,070 --> 00:49:54,758
I don't like to suggest that
You lie to a dog, <i>but you're going to...</i>

813
00:49:54,992 --> 00:49:58,933
<i>have to convince him that
The Roadrunner will be there.</i>

814
00:49:59,167 --> 00:50:00,186
Paige, I was wrong.

815
00:50:00,461 --> 00:50:02,692
Find out what you can
about the Sisyphus Project...

816
00:50:02,926 --> 00:50:04,487
<i>and how this relates to Acme.</i>

817
00:50:04,721 --> 00:50:05,906
Great, I'm already on it.

818
00:50:06,140 --> 00:50:07,452
<i>Okay.</i>

819
00:51:05,721 --> 00:51:07,534
SYSYPHUS

820
00:51:13,946 --> 00:51:15,299
ACME CATALOG
FROM 1981

821
00:51:15,533 --> 00:51:16,886
ACME CATALOG
FROM 1982

822
00:51:17,120 --> 00:51:18,722
ACME CATALOG
CARTOON
FROM 1983

823
00:51:23,590 --> 00:51:24,902
INTRODUCING ACME ASPIRIN

824
00:51:30,564 --> 00:51:32,333
SYSYPHUS PROJECT

825
00:51:34,320 --> 00:51:36,843
DOCTOR LORRE
SYSYPHUS PROJECT

826
00:51:51,734 --> 00:51:56,427
Hello. I was wondering if he
Dr. Lorre still lives here.

827
00:52:03,342 --> 00:52:05,195
They listen to you, you know?

828
00:52:05,429 --> 00:52:08,327
"Do you want some of you?"
dear?

829
00:52:11,191 --> 00:52:13,670
It was a very happy marriage.

830
00:52:13,904 --> 00:52:18,097
I used to work many hours a day,
but still he came home...

831
00:52:18,331 --> 00:52:21,395
and played the piano for me
for hours...

832
00:52:21,629 --> 00:52:24,485
because he knew how much I liked it.

833
00:52:24,719 --> 00:52:28,326
We spent 87 years together.

834
00:52:28,561 --> 00:52:30,623
I am grateful.

835
00:52:30,857 --> 00:52:33,462
When did Dr. Lorre die?
If you don't mind if I ask you?

836
00:52:33,696 --> 00:52:35,841
He is not dead.

837
00:52:36,075 --> 00:52:37,428
He is missing.

838
00:52:37,662 --> 00:52:40,476
One day he went to work
with our little bird...

839
00:52:40,710 --> 00:52:44,233
and I never saw again
to neither of them.

840
00:52:44,467 --> 00:52:49,327
They told me that he had escaped
with his secretary, but I don't believe it.

841
00:52:49,561 --> 00:52:52,753
Well, his secretary
It was a penguin.

842
00:52:53,069 --> 00:52:55,926
What can you tell me
about Project Sisyphus?

843
00:53:11,273 --> 00:53:11,791
What?

844
00:53:12,025 --> 00:53:12,876
CALENDAR

845
00:53:13,110 --> 00:53:14,588
What day what?

846
00:53:15,698 --> 00:53:18,304
What day are you going to testify?
the Roadrunner?

847
00:53:18,538 --> 00:53:19,306
Whenever.

848
00:53:19,540 --> 00:53:21,394
Why?
Do you have any particular reason...

849
00:53:21,628 --> 00:53:23,231
to want to meet him?

850
00:53:25,134 --> 00:53:27,532
SEASONING FOR POULTRY
- Okay, I'll keep you posted.

851
00:53:34,612 --> 00:53:36,215
I need this Road Runner.

852
00:53:36,449 --> 00:53:37,718
Of course.

853
00:53:37,952 --> 00:53:39,598
Why exactly?

854
00:53:39,832 --> 00:53:40,851
It's the only one he's seen
every time...

855
00:53:41,085 --> 00:53:43,272
that this idiot has misused
our products.

856
00:53:43,506 --> 00:53:46,821
If I had to bet,
I would say that he holds a grudge against her.

857
00:53:47,055 --> 00:53:48,282
Go there and get it for me.

858
00:53:48,516 --> 00:53:51,457
How difficult can it be?
catching a bird?

859
00:54:09,270 --> 00:54:11,876
INSTANT GLUE
ACME

860
00:54:13,863 --> 00:54:16,551
I love being a lawyer!

861
00:54:33,236 --> 00:54:36,259
Release the birdseed!

862
00:54:39,456 --> 00:54:41,477
FREE

863
00:54:48,726 --> 00:54:50,496
Hello.

864
00:54:59,414 --> 00:55:03,688
My husband was the chief inventor
of animated products at Acme.

865
00:55:03,922 --> 00:55:06,069
I was very excited
when he got the job.

866
00:55:06,303 --> 00:55:10,077
I wanted to create things that really
They will help the cartoons.

867
00:55:10,311 --> 00:55:13,125
Like the anti-clump bomb.

868
00:55:14,027 --> 00:55:17,175
And the eraser of smelly lines.

869
00:55:18,536 --> 00:55:20,181
And this anti-predator spray.

870
00:55:20,415 --> 00:55:22,227
Hello...

871
00:55:23,755 --> 00:55:26,861
After a while,
things changed.

872
00:55:27,095 --> 00:55:29,700
He didn't like what was happening.

873
00:55:29,934 --> 00:55:32,205
And then, he disappeared.

874
00:55:32,439 --> 00:55:35,128
Lately, I have been
receiving phone calls.

875
00:55:35,362 --> 00:55:36,840
Sometimes they hang up on me.

876
00:55:37,074 --> 00:55:39,263
But sometimes...

877
00:55:40,999 --> 00:55:42,059
<i>�What's new, old man?</i>

878
00:55:42,293 --> 00:55:44,733
I don't know the man
who calls on the phone.

879
00:55:44,967 --> 00:55:47,655
I don't know where it would go
my dear husband.

880
00:55:47,889 --> 00:55:54,546
But, I do know that the Sisyphus Project
It's the reason he left.

881
00:55:56,032 --> 00:55:56,674
<i>Objective acquired.</i>

882
00:55:56,908 --> 00:56:01,352
<i>Starting the Roadkill Project
in T-minus three, two, one.</i>

883
00:56:01,586 --> 00:56:03,231
<i>Lord,
the target is looking at us.</i>

884
00:56:03,465 --> 00:56:05,444
<i>�Why is the target looking at us?</i>

885
00:56:10,730 --> 00:56:12,750
Withdrawal!
Withdrawal!

886
00:56:12,984 --> 00:56:14,211
Do we catch him?

887
00:56:14,445 --> 00:56:16,257
<i>�What if we catch him?</i>

888
00:56:16,492 --> 00:56:17,886
<i>My God, glue burns! </i>

889
00:56:18,120 --> 00:56:20,518
<i>�My head is burning!</i>

890
00:56:23,089 --> 00:56:29,119
So obviously
We hit an obstacle.

891
00:56:29,393 --> 00:56:31,622
What if it itches?
Yes.

892
00:56:31,856 --> 00:56:34,546
But, I'm afraid to touch it.

893
00:56:43,088 --> 00:56:45,359
You are the eyes and ears out there.
What happened?

894
00:56:45,593 --> 00:56:46,194
What did you see?

895
00:56:46,429 --> 00:56:48,198
Well, I thought I saw it.

896
00:56:48,433 --> 00:56:49,826
Did you think you saw something?

897
00:56:50,060 --> 00:56:51,371
I don't pay you to
you think you saw something.

898
00:56:51,605 --> 00:56:52,248
I pay you to see!

899
00:56:52,482 --> 00:56:53,125
I saw it!

900
00:56:53,359 --> 00:56:54,377
Did you see it?
Or did you think you saw it?

901
00:56:54,611 --> 00:56:55,755
Because you just said that
you thought you had seen it.

902
00:56:55,989 --> 00:56:57,759
I did it!
Yes I saw it!

903
00:56:57,994 --> 00:57:00,223
What do you say to me?
What did you see?

904
00:57:00,457 --> 00:57:02,978
A fault in the eastern perimeter.

905
00:57:03,212 --> 00:57:05,609
In the end,
That's where everything went off the rails.

906
00:57:05,843 --> 00:57:09,825
That Roadrunner is very,
very fast, sir.

907
00:57:10,059 --> 00:57:10,577
No!

908
00:57:10,811 --> 00:57:13,123
Step up your game, bird.
They are getting too close to us.

909
00:57:13,357 --> 00:57:16,548
"Not only do I want him to be scared,
I want it to be ruined!

910
00:57:16,865 --> 00:57:19,428
I want you to stop poking
in all this.

911
00:57:19,662 --> 00:57:21,057
You already know what happened to him
to Dr. Lorre.

912
00:57:21,291 --> 00:57:22,977
Do you want it to happen
the same to your grandmother?

913
00:57:23,212 --> 00:57:27,027
No! Please!
I'll catch him tonight!

914
00:57:27,261 --> 00:57:29,199
I promise you!

915
00:57:33,315 --> 00:57:34,626
- Excellent job, dog.
- Shut up, Patches!

916
00:57:34,860 --> 00:57:37,675
Of course, sir.
I won't say another word.

917
00:57:40,790 --> 00:57:41,725
WHAT IS PROJECT SYSYPHUS?

918
00:57:41,959 --> 00:57:42,894
WHAT MADE LUCAS CRAZY?

919
00:57:43,128 --> 00:57:43,938
WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM
TO DOCTOR LORRE?

920
00:57:44,172 --> 00:57:45,275
BUY MORE WORST

921
00:57:45,717 --> 00:57:51,913
<i>I wish I could say more, but Acme has
eyes and ears everywhere.</i>

922
00:57:52,648 --> 00:57:56,631
<i>But, Acme has eyes and ears
everywhere.</i>

923
00:58:01,750 --> 00:58:05,943
<i>But, Acme has eyes and ears
everywhere.</i>

924
00:58:21,208 --> 00:58:22,601
Paige?

925
00:58:22,835 --> 00:58:24,689
- Are you okay?
- I'm perfectly fine.

926
00:58:24,923 --> 00:58:26,567
I always wanted to launch
a bomb through a window...

927
00:58:26,801 --> 00:58:28,656
but he never showed up
the right time.

928
00:58:28,890 --> 00:58:32,539
Listen, Dr. Lorre's widow
He gave me this tape.

929
00:58:32,774 --> 00:58:33,710
And I've heard it a thousand times.

930
00:58:33,944 --> 00:58:35,964
And there is something in the background.

931
00:58:36,198 --> 00:58:39,221
<i>But, Acme has eyes and ears
everywhere.</i>

932
00:58:39,455 --> 00:58:40,640
That's the guy who called me.

933
00:58:40,874 --> 00:58:43,020
Yes, I know, but can you hear it?

934
00:58:43,254 --> 00:58:44,732
<i>I wish I could say more.</i>

935
00:58:44,966 --> 00:58:48,991
<i>But, Acme has eyes and ears
everywhere.</i>

936
00:58:49,809 --> 00:58:51,245
Wait, Wiley?

937
00:58:51,479 --> 00:58:54,377
- That's evidence.
- Well, enough.

938
00:58:54,652 --> 00:58:57,592
- Wiley, Wiley, Wiley.
- Enough already!

939
00:59:00,581 --> 00:59:03,646
Is there any plan behind this?

940
00:59:06,635 --> 00:59:07,988
IMPROVE

941
00:59:11,353 --> 00:59:12,204
There it is.

942
00:59:12,439 --> 00:59:14,876
wait,
I know this song.

943
00:59:15,110 --> 00:59:15,920
From where?

944
00:59:16,155 --> 00:59:18,133
I don't know...
It's like a television show,

945
00:59:18,367 --> 00:59:19,553
or a commercial or...

946
00:59:20,246 --> 00:59:21,849
Wait.

947
00:59:22,542 --> 00:59:24,980
The Annual Carrot Festival
in Albuquerque...

948
00:59:25,214 --> 00:59:26,901
Well, what is that?

949
00:59:27,135 --> 00:59:29,740
The Annual Carrot Festival
in Albuquerque...

950
00:59:29,974 --> 00:59:32,706
which is celebrated every year.

951
00:59:34,693 --> 00:59:37,298
CARROT FESTIVAL

952
00:59:45,675 --> 00:59:47,487
hello?

953
00:59:48,097 --> 00:59:49,407
Mysterious caller?

954
00:59:49,641 --> 00:59:52,204
 �Mysterious caller who
Did he call me?

955
00:59:52,438 --> 00:59:53,708
Tell him we're from Avery,
Jones and Maltese.

956
00:59:53,942 --> 00:59:55,879
We are from Avery, Jones and Maltese.

957
00:59:56,113 --> 00:59:58,885
You can show up whenever you want.

958
00:59:59,452 --> 01:00:02,809
What's new, old man?

959
01:00:03,043 --> 01:00:03,770
Who is there?

960
01:00:04,004 --> 01:00:05,190
I'll never tell you, Mac!

961
01:00:05,424 --> 01:00:07,903
I am a creature of the night,
a shadow that moves.

962
01:00:08,137 --> 01:00:10,242
You're never going to find out who he is...

963
01:00:11,520 --> 01:00:12,914
God!
Heavens!

964
01:00:13,149 --> 01:00:14,042
They have already seen my face.

965
01:00:14,276 --> 01:00:16,463
Don't look at me!
I'm too much...

966
01:00:16,697 --> 01:00:17,925
nice.

967
01:00:18,159 --> 01:00:19,052
- Mysterious caller?
- Mysterious caller?

968
01:00:19,286 --> 01:00:21,389
I'm telling you, the friend has only
been stumbling...

969
01:00:21,623 --> 01:00:23,895
and stumbling upon this case
for weeks now.

970
01:00:24,129 --> 01:00:26,316
You're lucky to have me on your side.

971
01:00:26,550 --> 01:00:27,945
Did they follow them?
Are they being watched?

972
01:00:28,179 --> 01:00:29,448
Did a traffic light camera catch them?

973
01:00:29,682 --> 01:00:30,826
Has a drone seen them?

974
01:00:31,060 --> 01:00:33,498
Have they... put a hidden microphone on them?

975
01:00:33,732 --> 01:00:35,168
This is already getting embarrassing.

976
01:00:35,402 --> 01:00:37,381
Look, I have like a million
of questions for you.

977
01:00:37,615 --> 01:00:38,758
Why didn't you call again?

978
01:00:38,992 --> 01:00:40,178
What happened to Dr. Lorre?

979
01:00:40,412 --> 01:00:42,391
And what can you tell us?
about Project Sisyphus?

980
01:00:42,625 --> 01:00:44,186
Enough questions, lawyer.

981
01:00:44,420 --> 01:00:47,359
This deserves a <i>flashback</i>!

982
01:00:47,593 --> 01:00:49,155
<i>Doctor Lorre was
the main inventor...</i>

983
01:00:49,389 --> 01:00:51,827
<i>of cartoon products
from Acme, you see.</i>

984
01:00:52,061 --> 01:00:54,332
<i>I created incredible things.</i>

985
01:00:54,858 --> 01:00:57,965
<i>Essential things,
like the quick change machine.</i>

986
01:00:58,407 --> 01:01:00,051
<i>One day, they sent an executive...</i>

987
01:01:00,285 --> 01:01:02,474
<i>from headquarters
to oversee things.</i>

988
01:01:02,708 --> 01:01:05,020
<i>The guy was a bore.</i>

989
01:01:05,254 --> 01:01:09,696
<i>Suddenly,
There were a lot of secrets.</i>

990
01:01:09,930 --> 01:01:12,911
<i>They called it "Project Sisyphus."</i>

991
01:01:13,354 --> 01:01:14,957
<i>Under the new administration,</i>

992
01:01:15,191 --> 01:01:18,381
<i>the tests became
increasingly reckless.</i>

993
01:01:19,909 --> 01:01:21,637
I'm not sure I understand it.

994
01:01:21,873 --> 01:01:22,640
What was all that for?

995
01:01:22,875 --> 01:01:26,316
They weren't inventing products
<i>for cartoons.</i>

996
01:01:26,633 --> 01:01:30,115
<i>They were using cartoons
to invent products.</i>

997
01:01:31,100 --> 01:01:33,288
<i>Doctor Lorre told them
That was wrong.</i>

998
01:01:33,522 --> 01:01:36,670
<i>And that their tests were harmful
for cartoons.</i>

999
01:01:36,904 --> 01:01:39,467
<i>I begged them to put an end to it.</i>

1000
01:01:39,701 --> 01:01:44,521
TESTS OF SYSYPHUS
THEY HURT CARTOONS
- <i>But, instead, they put an end to him.</i>

1001
01:01:44,837 --> 01:01:46,984
<i>All those who worked
in the Sisyphus Project...</i>

1002
01:01:47,218 --> 01:01:50,867
<i>they are missing,
forced to work for Acme...</i>

1003
01:01:51,101 --> 01:01:52,787
<i>or they have ended up crazy.</i>

1004
01:01:53,021 --> 01:01:54,039
And when did the program end?

1005
01:01:54,273 --> 01:01:59,008
Don't you see it?
It never ended, it just evolved.

1006
01:01:59,242 --> 01:02:02,515
<i>Instead of trying dangerous products
in the laboratory...</i>

1007
01:02:02,749 --> 01:02:04,352
<i>they were thrown into the real world.</i>

1008
01:02:04,586 --> 01:02:05,354
<i>Yes�.</i>

1009
01:02:05,588 --> 01:02:08,904
Wiley Rocket Skates
<i>they were designed to fail</i>.

1010
01:02:09,138 --> 01:02:10,406
<i>Now you are understanding.</i>

1011
01:02:10,640 --> 01:02:12,202
The more something breaks,

1012
01:02:12,436 --> 01:02:13,955
The more a character gets hurt
cartoon.</i>

1013
01:02:14,189 --> 01:02:17,421
<i>And the more data, the better it will be
Acme products for humans.</i>

1014
01:02:17,655 --> 01:02:19,509
Exactly, exactly.

1015
01:02:19,743 --> 01:02:23,726
Wiley, you are what they call
a high consumption user.

1016
01:02:23,960 --> 01:02:28,570
<i>They let you crash again and again
For years and years,</i>

1017
01:02:29,179 --> 01:02:30,865
knowing perfectly
the benefit that would have.

1018
01:02:31,099 --> 01:02:32,661
Would you testify about this?
in court?

1019
01:02:32,895 --> 01:02:34,831
- The world needs to hear this.
- No, no, no.

1020
01:02:35,065 --> 01:02:37,671
They need someone from the inside
Let him loose his tongue.

1021
01:02:37,905 --> 01:02:40,218
Get the boss to testify
of Acme public relations.

1022
01:02:40,452 --> 01:02:41,553
He is a master of manipulation.

1023
01:02:41,787 --> 01:02:43,600
It's called...

1024
01:02:44,251 --> 01:02:46,272
That's my signal.

1025
01:03:07,800 --> 01:03:09,947
I think they caught him.

1026
01:03:11,642 --> 01:03:12,995
No, they didn't catch him.

1027
01:03:13,229 --> 01:03:14,790
If anyone asks,
tell them that your informant...

1028
01:03:15,024 --> 01:03:16,586
he was a little hunter
with a funny hat.

1029
01:03:16,820 --> 01:03:17,713
We are all counting on you.

1030
01:03:17,947 --> 01:03:19,049
See you!

1031
01:03:24,293 --> 01:03:26,481
SECURITY SYSTEM

1032
01:03:34,522 --> 01:03:37,127
Yes, that's great.
No one is going to be able to get through that door.

1033
01:03:37,361 --> 01:03:39,925
Any additional security measures,
It's excellent.

1034
01:03:40,159 --> 01:03:43,266
FIND HEAD OF PUBLIC RELATIONS
FROM ACME

1035
01:03:45,963 --> 01:03:49,528
Would you tell us what your position is at Acme,
for the record?

1036
01:03:54,021 --> 01:03:54,872
Okay, great.

1037
01:03:55,106 --> 01:03:56,459
If you say something wrong,
We'll get him out of here.

1038
01:03:56,693 --> 01:03:57,211
Made...

1039
01:03:57,445 --> 01:04:01,971
And what does your role as
public relations representative?

1040
01:04:05,963 --> 01:04:09,736
So you have authority
to speak on behalf of Acme.

1041
01:04:13,352 --> 01:04:17,588
What can you tell us?
about Project Sisyphus?

1042
01:04:20,325 --> 01:04:24,352
Lord Tasmanian Devil,
What is Project Sisyphus?

1043
01:04:24,586 --> 01:04:27,483
Let me remind you
who is under oath.

1044
01:04:36,109 --> 01:04:37,962
Objection?

1045
01:04:38,196 --> 01:04:41,219
Lawyers, come to the stand.

1046
01:04:42,371 --> 01:04:43,390
ACME EJECTOR

1047
01:04:44,083 --> 01:04:47,440
This case is becoming
to my Court in a circus.

1048
01:04:47,674 --> 01:04:49,611
 �They just ejected
to my witness!

1049
01:04:49,845 --> 01:04:51,658
We don't know that.

1050
01:04:56,776 --> 01:04:57,460
I couldn't agree more,
Your Ladyship.

1051
01:04:57,694 --> 01:04:58,964
I would like to present
a motion to exclude...

1052
01:04:59,198 --> 01:05:00,927
all the evidence
presented by the Prosecutor's Office.

1053
01:05:01,161 --> 01:05:02,263
Except for the original pair
of rocket skates.

1054
01:05:02,497 --> 01:05:03,432
Everything else is an exaggeration.

1055
01:05:03,666 --> 01:05:04,811
Motion granted.

1056
01:05:05,045 --> 01:05:06,439
- Are you kidding?
- Thank you, Your Ladyship.

1057
01:05:06,673 --> 01:05:08,735
Now, agree, I would like
file a motion to dismiss...

1058
01:05:08,970 --> 01:05:10,280
due to lack of evidence.

1059
01:05:10,514 --> 01:05:11,282
Motion granted.

1060
01:05:11,516 --> 01:05:12,576
I'm tired of all this nonsense.

1061
01:05:12,811 --> 01:05:14,539
You can't say that!

1062
01:05:14,773 --> 01:05:16,585
That is the beauty of being a Judge.

1063
01:05:16,819 --> 01:05:18,297
I can say whatever I want.

1064
01:05:18,531 --> 01:05:19,382
Mistrial!

1065
01:05:19,616 --> 01:05:20,634
That's it, I said it.

1066
01:05:20,868 --> 01:05:22,680
Case dismissed.

1067
01:05:22,914 --> 01:05:24,977
Case dismissed!

1068
01:05:32,977 --> 01:05:34,997
I have something to say!

1069
01:05:35,231 --> 01:05:38,755
What happened in there
It was an injustice,

1070
01:05:38,989 --> 01:05:40,425
but it wasn't a surprise.

1071
01:05:40,659 --> 01:05:43,181
The Acme Corporation, knowingly...

1072
01:05:43,415 --> 01:05:44,768
has been putting
dangerous products...

1073
01:05:45,002 --> 01:05:46,271
in the hands of characters
cartoon...

1074
01:05:46,505 --> 01:05:47,816
for decades.

1075
01:05:48,050 --> 01:05:49,945
Acme has done everything possible
to cover up...

1076
01:05:50,179 --> 01:05:53,577
an insidious plot
which they call Project Sisyphus.

1077
01:05:53,811 --> 01:05:57,669
They have threatened my safety
and that of my client.

1078
01:05:57,903 --> 01:06:03,472
Look, bombs, rocks, pianos...
They will stop at nothing.

1079
01:06:03,706 --> 01:06:08,775
But, my partners and I
we will continue fighting.

1080
01:06:09,009 --> 01:06:10,821
That is, these companies
They think they can do...

1081
01:06:11,055 --> 01:06:12,825
whatever they want and
get away with it.

1082
01:06:13,059 --> 01:06:14,453
Because that's how it is.

1083
01:06:14,687 --> 01:06:15,914
But,
We are already tired of this.

1084
01:06:16,148 --> 01:06:17,334
And this is over now!

1085
01:06:17,568 --> 01:06:20,675
So we are
preparing to launch a...

1086
01:06:22,328 --> 01:06:23,180
SET GOAL

1087
01:06:24,416 --> 01:06:26,603
Excuse me, one moment.
Excuse me, excuse me.

1088
01:06:26,837 --> 01:06:27,564
Wiley!

1089
01:06:27,798 --> 01:06:29,026
<i>Today there was more chaos in the Court...</i>

1090
01:06:29,260 --> 01:06:30,236
<i>after
the Acme trial outside...</i>

1091
01:06:30,470 --> 01:06:33,911
<i>dismissed by the very just
and honorable Judge Troppogrosso.</i>

1092
01:06:34,145 --> 01:06:35,748
<i>The plaintiffs did
worth your objections...</i>

1093
01:06:35,982 --> 01:06:38,545
<i>fighting with a rocket
1.80 m cartoon character.</i>

1094
01:06:38,779 --> 01:06:39,672
<i>Everything is fine.</i>

1095
01:06:39,906 --> 01:06:41,802
<i>There is nothing to see here.</i>

1096
01:06:43,873 --> 01:06:45,977
<i>�Is that your car?</i>

1097
01:07:01,201 --> 01:07:03,555
- Hello, Paige.
- <i>Have you seen it yet?</i>

1098
01:07:03,790 --> 01:07:04,684
- What?
- <i>Your speech.</i>

1099
01:07:04,918 --> 01:07:07,021
<i>It is the most commented news
of the country, at this moment.</i>

1100
01:07:07,255 --> 01:07:08,316
<i>It's everywhere.</i>

1101
01:07:08,550 --> 01:07:10,320
What?
Did you like my speech?

1102
01:07:10,554 --> 01:07:14,829
<i>Well, and I think the car explosion
It would also have something to do with it.</i>

1103
01:07:15,063 --> 01:07:17,294
- Mr. Avery.
- Mr. Avery!

1104
01:07:17,945 --> 01:07:18,713
I have to go.

1105
01:07:18,947 --> 01:07:20,091
Mr. Avery!

1106
01:07:20,325 --> 01:07:21,093
Any comment on the fact
that Congress...

1107
01:07:21,327 --> 01:07:22,596
Have you agreed to hear your case?

1108
01:07:23,748 --> 01:07:24,308
Congress?

1109
01:07:24,542 --> 01:07:26,813
What do you think that Gallo Claudio
have you agreed to testify?

1110
01:07:27,047 --> 01:07:28,650
Hey, did you say Congress?

1111
01:07:28,884 --> 01:07:31,113
They are investigating Acme thoroughly.
I will go to Washington, D.C.

1112
01:07:31,347 --> 01:07:33,702
Are we... going to Washington, D.C.?

1113
01:07:33,936 --> 01:07:36,332
Let's go to Washington, D.C.

1114
01:07:37,151 --> 01:07:39,714
Well, no comments.

1115
01:07:39,948 --> 01:07:42,971
Mr. Avery!
Mr. Avery!

1116
01:07:46,754 --> 01:07:48,524
Wait, where are you going?

1117
01:07:48,758 --> 01:07:49,777
MY CAVE

1118
01:07:50,179 --> 01:07:52,658
What? Wiley, no!
You can't leave.

1119
01:07:52,892 --> 01:07:53,952
I need you in Washington, D.C.

1120
01:07:54,187 --> 01:07:55,538
That is,
This is the great confrontation.

1121
01:07:55,772 --> 01:07:57,710
If you don't show up,
there will be no hearing.

1122
01:07:57,944 --> 01:08:00,884
All this will have been in vain.

1123
01:08:02,286 --> 01:08:04,390
The Roadrunner will be there.

1124
01:08:06,294 --> 01:08:08,399
Yes, of course.
He will be there.

1125
01:08:08,633 --> 01:08:09,859
Yes, it's coming.

1126
01:08:10,093 --> 01:08:12,741
I promise you.

1127
01:08:13,183 --> 01:08:14,744
So, let's go.

1128
01:08:14,978 --> 01:08:16,540
What do you think?

1129
01:08:16,774 --> 01:08:19,421
Everyone will be watching.

1130
01:08:19,655 --> 01:08:21,509
And he will be there.

1131
01:08:26,669 --> 01:08:29,943
Okay, perfect.
Come on, let's go.

1132
01:08:47,088 --> 01:08:49,693
Mr. Avery, how's the water?

1133
01:08:50,219 --> 01:08:51,404
<i>What at the beginning
It seemed to be a case...</i>

1134
01:08:51,638 --> 01:08:54,077
<i>routine, due to malfunction
of the product, it has become...</i>

1135
01:08:54,311 --> 01:08:57,124
<i>a story of David against Goliath
as old as time.</i>

1136
01:08:57,358 --> 01:08:58,753
<i>We would like to wish you good luck...</i>

1137
01:08:58,987 --> 01:09:00,089
<i>to our little furry friend
in Washington, D.C.</i>

1138
01:09:00,323 --> 01:09:01,174
<i>We support you, Wiley.</i>

1139
01:09:01,408 --> 01:09:02,678
<i>And we always have.</i>

1140
01:09:02,912 --> 01:09:04,933
<i>From the first day.</i>

1141
01:09:13,140 --> 01:09:16,080
CASE AGAINST ACME ESCALA
- <i>When a company
It is so successful...</i>

1142
01:09:16,314 --> 01:09:18,961
There will always be someone
that seeks to tear it down.</i>

1143
01:09:19,195 --> 01:09:22,551
<i>But,
our hands are clean.</i>

1144
01:09:22,785 --> 01:09:24,221
<i>Hostesses,
prepare for landing.</i>

1145
01:09:24,455 --> 01:09:27,855
<i>Sorry for that wrong turn
leaving Albuquerque, friends.</i>

1146
01:09:44,582 --> 01:09:46,268
<i>That's it.
There will be no more warnings.</i>

1147
01:09:46,502 --> 01:09:47,520
<i>I don't care if they kidnap him,</i>

1148
01:09:47,754 --> 01:09:49,692
They run him out of town or
They throw him into a well.</i>

1149
01:09:49,926 --> 01:09:51,946
<i>Wile E. Coyote will not be there
at tomorrow's hearing.</i>

1150
01:09:52,180 --> 01:09:53,658
<i>Is it clear?</i>

1151
01:09:53,892 --> 01:09:56,582
Yes, boss.
It's clear.

1152
01:10:00,197 --> 01:10:02,218
Please be silent.

1153
01:10:03,913 --> 01:10:06,603
Wiley please
keep silent.

1154
01:10:08,423 --> 01:10:10,193
Look,
I promise you that what I have to do...

1155
01:10:10,427 --> 01:10:12,948
It is more important than
what you have to do.

1156
01:10:18,568 --> 01:10:20,882
BOTH WILL TESTIFY TOMORROW
AT CARTOON AUDIENCE

1157
01:10:22,368 --> 01:10:24,597
There has been a change of plans.

1158
01:10:27,629 --> 01:10:28,565
WHY?
WHAT CHANGE IN PLAN?

1159
01:10:28,799 --> 01:10:30,819
Look, he...

1160
01:10:31,053 --> 01:10:33,450
He couldn't come, okay?

1161
01:10:36,356 --> 01:10:38,042
WHY WON'T HE COME?

1162
01:10:40,615 --> 01:10:41,384
WHY?

1163
01:10:43,079 --> 01:10:44,097
Okay, okay!

1164
01:10:44,331 --> 01:10:46,185
Do you think it would bring
to the Roadrunner until here...

1165
01:10:46,419 --> 01:10:48,982
so you could destroy me
in front of everyone?

1166
01:10:49,216 --> 01:10:50,819
Yes, yes you just wanted it
in that court...

1167
01:10:51,053 --> 01:10:52,531
so you can catch it and eat it.

1168
01:10:52,765 --> 01:10:54,744
Why would I help you do that?

1169
01:10:54,978 --> 01:10:55,579
YOU LIED TO ME

1170
01:10:55,813 --> 01:10:58,083
It's okay, yes.
I lied. I lied to you!

1171
01:10:58,317 --> 01:11:00,087
I needed you to stay
in this case.

1172
01:11:00,321 --> 01:11:00,964
But, you know what?

1173
01:11:01,198 --> 01:11:03,428
You lied to me.

1174
01:11:03,662 --> 01:11:04,972
You fooled me.

1175
01:11:05,206 --> 01:11:07,770
You made me believe that this case
it made some sense.

1176
01:11:08,004 --> 01:11:09,065
And he has it.

1177
01:11:09,299 --> 01:11:11,194
You know, this is much bigger
than the Roadrunner.

1178
01:11:11,428 --> 01:11:13,866
You didn't even understand
what did the rabbit tell us?

1179
01:11:14,100 --> 01:11:16,204
You are a high consumption user.

1180
01:11:16,438 --> 01:11:17,874
I mean, look at all this.

1181
01:11:18,108 --> 01:11:19,377
Eres un adicto.

1182
01:11:19,611 --> 01:11:20,839
Every explosion.

1183
01:11:21,073 --> 01:11:23,636
Every time you fell
at the bottom of a canyon.

1184
01:11:23,870 --> 01:11:25,390
Acme wanted that.

1185
01:11:25,624 --> 01:11:28,187
You know,
I changed my whole life for you.

1186
01:11:28,421 --> 01:11:29,606
My whole routine.

1187
01:11:29,840 --> 01:11:31,569
It's probably all right for me
to explode in the face,

1188
01:11:31,803 --> 01:11:34,157
because you wanted an appetizer.

1189
01:11:35,685 --> 01:11:36,370
Myself?

1190
01:11:36,604 --> 01:11:40,296
All this time alone
you cared about your plan!

1191
01:11:40,530 --> 01:11:43,970
The Road Runner. The Road Runner.
I'm so sick of this Roadrunner.

1192
01:11:44,204 --> 01:11:46,936
You're never going to catch him!

1193
01:11:49,717 --> 01:11:51,528
Okay?

1194
01:11:51,762 --> 01:11:54,534
Just...
You're not really going to do it.

1195
01:11:54,768 --> 01:11:56,873
S�lo deja de intentarlo ya.

1196
01:12:04,371 --> 01:12:05,681
-Yes?
- <i>Hello, Kev.</i>

1197
01:12:05,915 --> 01:12:08,187
<i>Look, I didn't want to have to tell you</i>
this just before the hearing.

1198
01:12:08,421 --> 01:12:10,024
But...

1199
01:12:10,258 --> 01:12:13,406
<i>We have spent up to
the last cent in this trial.</i>

1200
01:12:14,433 --> 01:12:15,076
We ran out of money.

1201
01:12:15,310 --> 01:12:16,704
So what does that mean?

1202
01:12:16,938 --> 01:12:19,920
<i>It means that, at least</i>
some kind of miracle happens...

1203
01:12:20,154 --> 01:12:22,467
there will not be a law firm
to which you are going to return.

1204
01:12:22,701 --> 01:12:26,601
<i>I made appointments for all of them to
donate plasma next week.</i>

1205
01:12:26,959 --> 01:12:28,688
I can't go.

1206
01:12:29,715 --> 01:12:31,527
I don't want to put you in
this type of pressure,

1207
01:12:31,761 --> 01:12:33,824
but we thought you should know.

1208
01:12:34,391 --> 01:12:36,204
It's okay.

1209
01:12:48,714 --> 01:12:51,361
7. ME AND KEVIN WILL EAT TOGETHER

1210
01:12:53,641 --> 01:12:55,453
Damn!

1211
01:13:55,142 --> 01:13:56,955
You failed!

1212
01:14:15,059 --> 01:14:17,790
Wiley!

1213
01:14:36,269 --> 01:14:37,998
Oh, gee.

1214
01:14:58,524 --> 01:15:01,297
SKI AND COOLING SUPPLIES
ACME

1215
01:15:14,222 --> 01:15:15,658
Wiley!

1216
01:15:15,892 --> 01:15:16,869
Take my hand!

1217
01:15:17,103 --> 01:15:18,790
I'm trying to save you!

1218
01:15:20,986 --> 01:15:22,590
ACME EGG-EXPLOSIVES

1219
01:15:41,946 --> 01:15:45,010
 �Mira, Wiley, lo siento!
I made a mistake!

1220
01:15:45,244 --> 01:15:48,561
Wiley... wait!
Wait! Wiley!

1221
01:15:48,795 --> 01:15:51,859
No!
Stop, stop, stop, stop!

1222
01:16:28,169 --> 01:16:30,106
Why this delay?

1223
01:16:32,218 --> 01:16:34,239
He is in the bathroom.

1224
01:16:46,873 --> 01:16:49,312
It seems that you had
a difficult night...

1225
01:16:49,754 --> 01:16:51,983
Thank you for your
such a credible concern.

1226
01:16:52,218 --> 01:16:54,572
Come on. �Really
Do you want to go out there?

1227
01:16:54,806 --> 01:16:56,326
That is...

1228
01:16:56,726 --> 01:16:58,455
with all those cameras.

1229
01:16:58,689 --> 01:17:00,210
The pressure.

1230
01:17:04,076 --> 01:17:04,886
What is this?

1231
01:17:05,120 --> 01:17:06,639
It's everything you ever wanted.

1232
01:17:06,873 --> 01:17:09,019
Freedom from responsibilities.

1233
01:17:10,004 --> 01:17:11,649
No strings attached.

1234
01:17:11,883 --> 01:17:13,486
It's something under the table.
And it is for you.

1235
01:17:13,720 --> 01:17:15,532
The only thing you have to do
is to walk away right now.

1236
01:17:15,766 --> 01:17:17,077
I mean, come on.

1237
01:17:17,311 --> 01:17:20,042
Do you really want to continue?
doing the same thing over and over again...

1238
01:17:20,276 --> 01:17:22,671
Try, fail, try, fail...

1239
01:17:22,905 --> 01:17:25,052
Expecting a different result?

1240
01:17:28,125 --> 01:17:30,187
I just realized that...

1241
01:17:30,421 --> 01:17:33,027
Yes.
That's what I intend.

1242
01:17:39,105 --> 01:17:40,876
You already get the idea.

1243
01:17:52,009 --> 01:17:53,528
My God!
You look like a stuntman.

1244
01:17:53,762 --> 01:17:54,697
Is Wiley here?

1245
01:17:54,932 --> 01:17:55,783
What is not with you?

1246
01:17:56,017 --> 01:17:56,618
I haven't seen him since...

1247
01:17:56,852 --> 01:17:58,789
that we were 130 km away. per hour
on the road...

1248
01:17:59,023 --> 01:18:00,333
with him tied to a refrigerator.

1249
01:18:00,567 --> 01:18:01,335
What the hell?

1250
01:18:01,569 --> 01:18:02,797
I thought they were in the room
of the Hotel, next to mine.

1251
01:18:03,031 --> 01:18:04,426
I feel so left out.

1252
01:18:04,660 --> 01:18:06,513
I really ruined it.

1253
01:18:06,747 --> 01:18:08,517
He knows that the Road Runner
It's not coming.

1254
01:18:08,751 --> 01:18:10,897
He knows I lied to him.

1255
01:18:11,924 --> 01:18:12,901
I'm an idiot.

1256
01:18:13,135 --> 01:18:16,952
I should have been honest with him.
It just seemed easier to me.

1257
01:18:18,020 --> 01:18:21,210
Mr. Avery,
Thank you for joining us today.

1258
01:18:21,444 --> 01:18:24,843
We are here to determine
yes Acme products...

1259
01:18:25,077 --> 01:18:27,057
represent or not
a danger to society.

1260
01:18:27,291 --> 01:18:29,562
Where is your client?

1261
01:18:30,088 --> 01:18:34,029
To be honest,
I'm not entirely sure.

1262
01:18:34,263 --> 01:18:36,242
Senator Fudd,
the fact that Mr. Coyote...

1263
01:18:36,476 --> 01:18:37,745
have not considered
necessary to honor ourselves...

1264
01:18:37,979 --> 01:18:39,999
with your presence,
at the scheduled time, it should...

1265
01:18:40,233 --> 01:18:43,216
tell them everything they need to know
about his character.

1266
01:18:43,491 --> 01:18:46,096
I think this
Yes, it tells us a lot.

1267
01:18:46,330 --> 01:18:50,187
Look, my client has a
long history with Acme.

1268
01:18:50,421 --> 01:18:54,028
He's been using their "products"...
sorry... products...

1269
01:18:54,262 --> 01:18:55,030
for decades.

1270
01:18:55,264 --> 01:18:57,494
And why is it like this, if they are so...

1271
01:18:57,728 --> 01:18:59,414
"dangerous"?

1272
01:18:59,649 --> 01:19:01,919
Actually,
He has no choice.

1273
01:19:02,153 --> 01:19:04,551
Acme has a monopoly on all
the necessary tools...

1274
01:19:04,785 --> 01:19:06,346
for Mr. Coyote's job.

1275
01:19:06,580 --> 01:19:07,557
Your job?

1276
01:19:07,791 --> 01:19:11,607
I have here that he is unemployed
and lives in a cave.

1277
01:19:14,137 --> 01:19:17,076
- It's true. It's true. TRUE.
- It's a fact.

1278
01:19:17,310 --> 01:19:18,454
No, no, no, no, no, no.

1279
01:19:18,688 --> 01:19:20,792
According to the case
Silvestre against González,

1280
01:19:21,026 --> 01:19:21,752
being chased by a predator...

1281
01:19:21,987 --> 01:19:25,134
It is a legal occupation
according to the law.

1282
01:19:25,368 --> 01:19:28,975
I may not receive a salary,
but, he works.

1283
01:19:29,209 --> 01:19:33,401
In fact, he is one of the people
hardest workers I have ever met.

1284
01:19:33,635 --> 01:19:35,573
And he is brave.

1285
01:19:35,807 --> 01:19:39,916
I will walk the thinnest rope,
over the largest canyon.

1286
01:19:40,150 --> 01:19:41,543
He will sit astride
on a rocket...

1287
01:19:41,777 --> 01:19:44,675
to the one who has hit a handlebar,
without blinking.

1288
01:19:44,909 --> 01:19:46,012
I mean...

1289
01:19:48,792 --> 01:19:50,898
I'm sorry...

1290
01:19:51,423 --> 01:19:53,319
Look.

1291
01:19:53,762 --> 01:19:56,659
When Mr. Coyote came in
for the first time to my office...

1292
01:19:56,893 --> 01:19:59,957
I was the laziest person
that you can imagine.

1293
01:20:00,191 --> 01:20:01,502
I didn't want to work.

1294
01:20:01,736 --> 01:20:04,174
I didn't want to try anything.

1295
01:20:04,408 --> 01:20:08,641
Because, deep down,
I didn't want to fail.

1296
01:20:08,875 --> 01:20:11,272
But,
He's not afraid of that.

1297
01:20:11,506 --> 01:20:14,570
No matter what happens, he gets up.

1298
01:20:14,804 --> 01:20:18,954
He tries again and again
and again and again.

1299
01:20:19,188 --> 01:20:22,420
It would never occur to him to give up.

1300
01:20:22,946 --> 01:20:27,682
He wakes up every morning
with a purpose and with hope.

1301
01:20:28,082 --> 01:20:31,230
And I think that should
to inspire us all.

1302
01:20:33,969 --> 01:20:35,865
It inspires me.

1303
01:20:45,117 --> 01:20:46,010
I'M REGRET IT TOO

1304
01:20:46,244 --> 01:20:47,555
I HAVE A LOT TO TELL YOU

1305
01:20:47,789 --> 01:20:49,183
BUT...

1306
01:20:50,168 --> 01:20:52,481
IT IS A LIMITED NUMBER
OF SIGNS

1307
01:20:53,174 --> 01:20:54,819
You don't need signs anymore.

1308
01:20:55,053 --> 01:20:56,990
Thanks for coming back.

1309
01:20:58,852 --> 01:21:03,002
Mr. Claudio, thank you for dedicating us
time from your busy schedule.

1310
01:21:03,236 --> 01:21:08,555
We have asked Mr. Avery
Let me ask you some questions today.

1311
01:21:09,583 --> 01:21:11,186
I've been analyzing this guy
in their interviews.

1312
01:21:11,420 --> 01:21:13,190
He's a braggart.
He has a huge ego.

1313
01:21:13,424 --> 01:21:15,947
Here you have me, son.

1314
01:21:16,222 --> 01:21:19,329
It's okay.
I can work with that.

1315
01:21:34,594 --> 01:21:38,953
Mr. Claudio,
Are you aware of the Acme program...

1316
01:21:39,187 --> 01:21:41,416
known as Project Sisyphus?

1317
01:21:41,650 --> 01:21:44,799
The name sounds familiar to me.

1318
01:21:45,033 --> 01:21:45,592
OK.

1319
01:21:45,826 --> 01:21:50,060
And how would you explain to this Committee?
What type of program is it?

1320
01:21:50,294 --> 01:21:52,607
Well it's a program
research and development.

1321
01:21:52,841 --> 01:21:53,484
Brilliant.

1322
01:21:53,718 --> 01:21:55,238
 �Then,
They are constantly innovating...

1323
01:21:55,472 --> 01:21:57,700
in your product line
cartoon to improve it?

1324
01:21:57,934 --> 01:21:58,744
Yes, son.

1325
01:21:58,978 --> 01:22:00,706
Okay, that makes sense.

1326
01:22:00,940 --> 01:22:03,546
But, if you are analyzing
these products so closely...

1327
01:22:03,780 --> 01:22:05,842
why would they fail
so often?

1328
01:22:06,077 --> 01:22:07,637
That sounds like something that
You must have already experienced it.

1329
01:22:07,871 --> 01:22:12,355
Well, son,
Business is complex.

1330
01:22:12,589 --> 01:22:15,069
Okay, some of the information
what they get...

1331
01:22:15,303 --> 01:22:18,660
of the Sisyphus Project, it is used
to develop the human line?

1332
01:22:18,894 --> 01:22:21,416
- Clear.
- Sure? Well, then he admits it.

1333
01:22:21,650 --> 01:22:23,378
He just admitted it.
Did you hear that?

1334
01:22:23,612 --> 01:22:24,297
He admitted it.

1335
01:22:24,531 --> 01:22:26,384
They are intentionally giving
dangerous products...

1336
01:22:26,618 --> 01:22:27,344
to cartoon characters...

1337
01:22:27,578 --> 01:22:31,437
deliberately causing pain
to millions in this process?

1338
01:22:38,016 --> 01:22:40,998
Do you believe that progress
Isn't it worth a little pain?

1339
01:22:41,232 --> 01:22:43,169
A little discomfort?

1340
01:22:43,403 --> 01:22:44,547
Yes, it's worth it, son!

1341
01:22:44,781 --> 01:22:47,052
It has always been worth it.

1342
01:22:47,286 --> 01:22:49,432
Furthermore, nothing that
we have done today...

1343
01:22:49,666 --> 01:22:51,520
nor is any other day illegal.

1344
01:22:51,754 --> 01:22:54,567
Is that not so, Mr. Crane?

1345
01:22:54,801 --> 01:22:56,947
Of course.
Of course.

1346
01:22:57,181 --> 01:22:58,492
The law is completely
our side in this case, and that's why...

1347
01:22:58,726 --> 01:23:00,746
the same goes for popular opinion
of the silent majority.

1348
01:23:00,980 --> 01:23:02,416
Thank you, Mr. Crane.

1349
01:23:02,650 --> 01:23:04,295
- Mr. Claudio.
- And another thing.

1350
01:23:04,529 --> 01:23:05,631
Sit down, son.

1351
01:23:05,865 --> 01:23:08,220
Here I am
who asks the questions.

1352
01:23:08,454 --> 01:23:11,853
Sit down, son.

1353
01:23:13,422 --> 01:23:16,824
There is nothing more beautiful
than this Prosecutor!

1354
01:23:18,811 --> 01:23:24,171
Reminds me of my days like
a rooster on the poultry farm...

1355
01:23:24,405 --> 01:23:26,884
where I learned a valuable lesson.

1356
01:23:27,118 --> 01:23:31,395
cartoon characters
They are resistant.

1357
01:23:32,088 --> 01:23:34,525
Hit us with a mallet,
throw us off a cliff.

1358
01:23:34,759 --> 01:23:36,906
And we can endure it.

1359
01:23:37,140 --> 01:23:39,035
Speaking myself as
a cartoon character,

1360
01:23:39,269 --> 01:23:42,417
I think it may even be
a little funny.

1361
01:23:42,651 --> 01:23:44,337
Isn't that so?

1362
01:23:51,545 --> 01:23:54,567
What is a little pain,
for the common good?

1363
01:23:54,801 --> 01:23:58,868
Pain is part of life,
and it is valuable.

1364
01:23:59,102 --> 01:24:02,751
Do you like that comfortable rubber
In those shoes, right, son?

1365
01:24:02,985 --> 01:24:04,462
Well,
That's tax free.

1366
01:24:04,696 --> 01:24:08,388
We develop it by making it
bounce a million times...

1367
01:24:08,622 --> 01:24:11,268
against the face of
a cartoon character.

1368
01:24:11,502 --> 01:24:15,528
Those tornado pills
turned into airplane propellers.

1369
01:24:15,762 --> 01:24:18,617
That high speed tonic
took us to the Moon.

1370
01:24:18,851 --> 01:24:24,212
So, yes, yes, our products
cartoons sometimes explode.

1371
01:24:24,446 --> 01:24:27,760
Sometimes they go wrong.

1372
01:24:27,994 --> 01:24:33,982
Sometimes they challenge the limits
of gravity and science.

1373
01:24:34,216 --> 01:24:37,196
�But, they really want to live
in a world without innovations?

1374
01:24:37,430 --> 01:24:39,785
No progress?

1375
01:24:40,019 --> 01:24:42,624
Now, what is it that
You always say, Mr. Crane?

1376
01:24:42,858 --> 01:24:45,255
You can't make an omelette without...

1377
01:24:45,489 --> 01:24:47,468
break a few eggs.

1378
01:24:48,453 --> 01:24:50,641
Well of course!

1379
01:24:51,626 --> 01:24:52,728
And in this case, if that egg...

1380
01:24:52,962 --> 01:24:56,110
He is a low-class desert dog.
who lives in a cave...

1381
01:24:56,344 --> 01:24:58,698
no contacts,
no family, no friends...

1382
01:24:58,932 --> 01:25:00,285
I'm sorry,
but that's how things are.

1383
01:25:00,519 --> 01:25:02,790
If there is no damage, there is no fault.

1384
01:25:03,025 --> 01:25:05,296
That's not a description
precise of my client.

1385
01:25:05,530 --> 01:25:07,927
Well, I had the impression
that no one...

1386
01:25:08,161 --> 01:25:11,225
I would speak on his behalf,
apart from his lawyer.

1387
01:25:11,459 --> 01:25:14,273
There is someone in the whole world...

1388
01:25:14,507 --> 01:25:18,783
to whoever cares the least
What happens to Coyote?

1389
01:25:53,171 --> 01:25:56,695
Mr. Road Runner,
we will make a series...

1390
01:25:56,929 --> 01:25:58,239
of questions that
are answered with "yes" or "no".

1391
01:25:58,473 --> 01:26:01,412
Two beeps for "yes",
a beep for "no."

1392
01:26:01,646 --> 01:26:03,584
Do you understand it?

1393
01:26:09,412 --> 01:26:11,141
Is it a bird?

1394
01:26:11,876 --> 01:26:14,022
Is it easy to catch?

1395
01:26:14,757 --> 01:26:16,819
Good, perfect.

1396
01:26:18,181 --> 01:26:22,038
Do you know someone
Mr. Wile E. Coyote?

1397
01:26:24,318 --> 01:26:28,217
Have you seen Mr. Coyote
use some Acme product...

1398
01:26:28,451 --> 01:26:31,557
in the presence of you
in the desert?

1399
01:26:34,881 --> 01:26:36,902
HAVE YOU GONE CRAZY?!

1400
01:26:37,219 --> 01:26:40,200
Have those products always failed?

1401
01:26:44,693 --> 01:26:48,007
Mr. Road Runner,
 �has witnessed the pain...

1402
01:26:48,242 --> 01:26:49,720
and the suffering of Mr. Coyote?

1403
01:26:58,347 --> 01:27:00,953
Yes, me too.

1404
01:27:05,112 --> 01:27:08,177
Would you consider him a friend?

1405
01:27:13,838 --> 01:27:15,107
Well, thank you, Mr. Roadrunner.

1406
01:27:15,341 --> 01:27:17,153
Thank you for coming here today.

1407
01:27:17,387 --> 01:27:20,911
Did you have anything else you would like to say?

1408
01:27:21,562 --> 01:27:24,961
Very good, you have the floor
to add something to the record.

1409
01:27:28,243 --> 01:27:33,145
V, A, S... sure!

1410
01:27:35,007 --> 01:27:37,320
"Are you coming back?"

1411
01:28:02,105 --> 01:28:08,092
Mr. Avery, I must admit
I am very, very moved.

1412
01:28:10,204 --> 01:28:13,728
However, it has not presented any
evidence of Acme's guilt...

1413
01:28:13,962 --> 01:28:17,361
beyond the pain and
the suffering of this unique Coyote.

1414
01:28:17,595 --> 01:28:22,663
Therefore, as much as it hurts me,
They leave me no choice here.

1415
01:28:22,898 --> 01:28:23,749
 �All those who agree...

1416
01:28:23,983 --> 01:28:26,420
in dismissing this investigation,
say "yes"!

1417
01:28:26,654 --> 01:28:28,050
- Yes!
- Yes!

1418
01:28:29,828 --> 01:28:31,599
Yes!

1419
01:28:36,383 --> 01:28:39,155
You tried and you failed.

1420
01:28:41,059 --> 01:28:42,830
Well, no hard feelings, guys.

1421
01:28:43,064 --> 01:28:44,709
The world out there is tough.

1422
01:28:44,943 --> 01:28:46,629
Better luck next time.

1423
01:28:46,863 --> 01:28:49,469
I think those are the birds
that you were looking for.

1424
01:28:53,043 --> 01:28:54,897
Treat yourself.

1425
01:29:29,326 --> 01:29:30,512
UNITED STATES SENATE

1426
01:29:42,062 --> 01:29:44,457
"I say I say, this is absurd,
I tell you!

1427
01:29:44,691 --> 01:29:46,420
Absurd!

1428
01:29:46,695 --> 01:29:48,508
What the hell?

1429
01:29:48,742 --> 01:29:50,220
Get me out of here!
I want justice!

1430
01:29:50,454 --> 01:29:53,979
If someone is broadcasting live,
I'm going to sue, do you understand me?

1431
01:29:54,213 --> 01:29:55,399
I have a medical condition.

1432
01:29:55,633 --> 01:29:57,278
Medically I am more
powerful than all of you!

1433
01:29:57,512 --> 01:29:59,240
Well, seriously, guys.
No photos!

1434
01:29:59,474 --> 01:30:03,206
"Come back here, Avery, you can't
stay away from me in a suit like that!

1435
01:30:03,899 --> 01:30:06,588
Do you know how much I'm worth?

1436
01:30:06,822 --> 01:30:09,803
Don't laugh, Senator,
I didn't bribe him to laugh!

1437
01:30:22,312 --> 01:30:25,376
Well, we tried.

1438
01:30:26,236 --> 01:30:27,714
We try.

1439
01:30:27,948 --> 01:30:32,224
And, thanks to both of you
for pushing me.

1440
01:30:35,047 --> 01:30:37,945
Wait, what's happening?

1441
01:30:43,857 --> 01:30:44,667
Look!

1442
01:30:44,901 --> 01:30:45,794
They are the lawyers!

1443
01:30:46,028 --> 01:30:48,801
- They're here!
- I can't believe it!

1444
01:30:53,459 --> 01:30:56,315
Thank you for what you have done.

1445
01:30:57,551 --> 01:30:59,029
Paige, Paige!

1446
01:31:07,488 --> 01:31:08,715
What is this?

1447
01:31:08,949 --> 01:31:10,929
Everyone wants to sue Acme.

1448
01:31:11,329 --> 01:31:14,018
Even after the bad
What was it for you?

1449
01:31:14,252 --> 01:31:15,855
They trust you.

1450
01:31:16,089 --> 01:31:18,653
Avery, Jones and Maltese.

1451
01:31:19,512 --> 01:31:22,952
- Can you believe it?
- Not at all!

1452
01:31:23,186 --> 01:31:25,959
Something is in your office; Apparently,
It is very important.

1453
01:31:26,193 --> 01:31:27,672
We already have it.

1454
01:31:33,625 --> 01:31:34,310
<i>Hello, lawyer.</i>

1455
01:31:34,544 --> 01:31:36,356
<i>You fought well in Congress.</i>

1456
01:31:36,590 --> 01:31:38,401
<i>But,
nothing proves guilt better...</i>

1457
01:31:38,635 --> 01:31:40,657
<i>what cold and forceful evidence.</i>

1458
01:31:40,892 --> 01:31:46,085
<i>Here is a gift from me,
directly from the Acme offices.</i>

1459
01:31:46,319 --> 01:31:47,380
What is this?

1460
01:31:47,614 --> 01:31:50,386
They are cases for
about five years.

1461
01:31:50,620 --> 01:31:52,975
It seems we have a lot
work ahead.

1462
01:31:53,209 --> 01:31:54,520
<i>Today new and
surprising events...</i>

1463
01:31:54,754 --> 01:31:56,817
<i>in the case against Acme,
which continues to develop.</i>

1464
01:31:57,133 --> 01:31:59,238
<i>Newly leaked images
of the Sisyphus Project...</i>

1465
01:31:59,472 --> 01:32:01,159
They unleashed a raid
before dawn...</i>

1466
01:32:01,393 --> 01:32:03,413
<i>at the company headquarters,
which quickly led...</i>

1467
01:32:03,647 --> 01:32:07,296
<i>to the arrest of Buddy Crane,
Chief Legal Counsel of Acme...</i>

1468
01:32:07,530 --> 01:32:09,718
<i>and the Executive Director
Claudio the Rooster...</i>

1469
01:32:09,952 --> 01:32:12,515
<i>for his participation in
alleged misconduct.</i>

1470
01:32:12,749 --> 01:32:14,853
<i>�I am a free-range rooster!</i>

1471
01:32:15,087 --> 01:32:15,771
<i>Also at the scene,</i>

1472
01:32:16,005 --> 01:32:18,444
The researchers rescued
to Dr. Peter Lorre...</i>

1473
01:32:18,678 --> 01:32:22,161
<i>an ACME scientist who had
disappeared more than 30 years ago.</i>

1474
01:32:22,395 --> 01:32:24,999
<i>Your next testimony
about the Sisyphus Project...</i>

1475
01:32:25,233 --> 01:32:28,424
<i>promises to bring the truth to light.</i>

1476
01:32:39,973 --> 01:32:41,952
Dear!

1477
01:32:58,009 --> 01:33:01,075
Well,
Don't disappear completely.

1478
01:33:42,100 --> 01:33:43,453
YOU RETURNED

1479
01:33:43,979 --> 01:33:45,959
Yes

1480
01:34:14,878 --> 01:34:18,277
Well, the sky is the limit.

1481
01:34:18,553 --> 01:34:20,490
The sky is the limit.

1482
01:34:30,368 --> 01:34:32,513
THE AVERY LAW FIRM,
"AVERY, JONES and MALTESE"...

1483
01:34:32,747 --> 01:34:33,850
HE HAS TAKEN AND WON...

1484
01:34:34,084 --> 01:34:35,854
HUNDREDS OF CARTOON CASES...

1485
01:34:36,088 --> 01:34:37,483
AGAINST BIG CORPORATIONS,

1486
01:34:37,717 --> 01:34:39,612
WHAT ATTRACTED THEM
NATIONAL ATTENTION.

1487
01:34:39,846 --> 01:34:41,741
WILE E. COYOTE IS STILL WALKING
IN THE PERSECUTION,

1488
01:34:41,975 --> 01:34:43,662
BUT SOMETIMES WHEN YOU FEEL VERY ALONE,

1489
01:34:43,896 --> 01:34:45,958
HE PAYS A VISIT TO HIS FRIENDS
IN ALBUQUERQUE.

1490
01:34:46,192 --> 01:34:49,674
AND HE HASN'T CATCHED THE ROADRUNNER YET,

1491
01:34:49,908 --> 01:34:52,346
MAYBE I WILL ACHIEVE IT SOME DAY.

1492
01:34:52,580 --> 01:34:57,106
MAYBE TOMORROW...

1493
01:36:17,006 --> 01:36:18,318
SYSYPHUS PROJECT
CONFIDENTIAL

1494
01:36:54,333 --> 01:37:49,888
<i>Coyote vs. Acme (2026)
A translation of
TaMaBin</i>