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Aha!

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Meet the Raisinator!

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Oh, bum.

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Ooh!

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That's beautiful.
Come a bit closer together.

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That's it. Now straight to me.
That's good.

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That's it, Jamie boy. Give her
a squeeze, why don't you?

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Gwenu, will you? Gwenu!

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Uh, what does
"gwenu" mean again?

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It means smile, James.

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That's right.
Now, straight to me.

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That's good.

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Isn't it bad luck to take
wedding pictures

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before the actual wedding?

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Nonsense.

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The sooner we get them done,

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the sooner we get them
on the website

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and start advertising
as a wedding venue.

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Always thinking. See?

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Stunning, stunning.

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Your daughter's very beautiful.

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She is.
I'd do anything for her.

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Got a father-of-the-bride chat
lined up for later,

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haven't we, Jimbo?

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Oh, you needn't worry
about James.

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He'll take good care of Eirwen.

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I'm delighted he's
finally met the right woman.

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God knows there have been
some false dawns along the way.

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No.

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Stick with me, kid.

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I am.

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Believe me, I am.

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You're beginning to frighten me.

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- Me?
- Yeah.

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It's just a harmless bit of fun.

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You know, I didn't think
I could get into this.

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Didn't think it would be
my thing.

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Turns out it is!

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Who knew?

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Not the boys, that's for sure.

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Come on.

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Sorry, Bill. I've had
to take one for the team.

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- I think it's quite serious.
- It's paint, Charles.

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Hamstring.
It always gives me gyp.

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- First I've heard of it.
- Yes, well,

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I'm usually too brave
to mention it.

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And Agatha's on fire!

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She's like a woman possessed.

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Whose idea was it
to give her a gun?

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Well, Eirwen thought it would be
a good icebreaker,

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to which you replied,
"Marvelous!"

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And what else? Oh, yeah.

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That we'd give the lot of them
a right good spanking.

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Yes, well, on reflection
it was perhaps a tad rash.

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What the hell is that?!

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It was very good of James
to invite me.

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I feel like one of the fam.

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Yeah, I wouldn't miss this
for the world.

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I told James I'm a busy man,
but he would insist.

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Making up the numbers.

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- For God's sake!
- I don't think any of us

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are cut out for this.

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- We could just surrender.
- No, no, no!

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We can do this.

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Never give up.
Never give in.

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Never. Say. Die.

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Come on!

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You don't think
you're taking this

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just, like, a little bit
too seriously?

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No, of course I'm not.

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- Am I?
- Yeah.

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It wouldn't have anything to do

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with James' impending nuptials,
would it?

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It's got nothing to do
with his nuptials!

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It makes
absolutely perfect sense

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that he's marrying
into outdoor events.

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You know, what with
his whole army thing.

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Agatha, I think
it'd be understandable

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if you felt
a bit strange about it.

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Listen, I don't feel
strange about it.

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There may have been a time
I might have felt strange,

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but right now I don't feel
strange about it, okay?

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Right, come on! Go!

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Remember...

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stay together.

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Stay in formation.

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I've got visuals.

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I wish I did.

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Well, aren't
we outnumbered, though?

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No.
Wilkes doesn't count.

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These hands, they are trained
for battle,

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so these arms
can bend a bow or...

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something. Whatsit,
Psalm something or other.

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Someone's been talking to Sarah.

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Yes, she gave me
a right old pep talk.

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Right, come on!

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Let's do this!

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Come on. Get in.

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Why haven't you shot me already?

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Well, I can't shoot you, can I?

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Aww.
That's well sweet.

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That is the point of the game.

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I know.

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Shh!

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It's alright.

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You can come out
from behind the tree.

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You've got me.

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It's a fair cop, copper.

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Got ya.
Good one.

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Yeees! Copper...

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No fair! Aah! Aah!

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Toni.

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I've got a gammy leg.

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All the better
to hunt you down then!

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Remember Cyprus! Oh!

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Here comes the Raisinatorrrr!

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Eat my paint!

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I do not believe this!

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Let's get you in the house.

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Every time there's trouble...

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guess who's there.

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Well, how was I supposed to know
it wasn't Charles?

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- I was in the zone.
- Hmm.

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The wrongzone as it turned out.

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Agatha, this is my first wedding
as a vicar, and it's James.

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I don't want any trauma.

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I don't want anything
to go wrong.

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Trauma? Little old me?

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I mean, what could possibly
go wrong?

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Apart from splatting the bride
with paint

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and shooting the groom,
obviously.

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James is staying with you,
right? How's he doing?

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Fine, until I mentioned
the best man's speech.

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Which is tricky,
to say the least.

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I mean, we don't know Eirwen.

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It's difficult to know
how to pitch it.

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I mean, does she even
have a sense of humor?

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What about some Welsh jokes?

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Absolutely. Well, they are going
to honeymoon in Wales.

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- Oh, are they? Ah.
- Yes.

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So I said to James,
"What are you going

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to do after the wedding?"
and he said,

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"I'm going to 'Bangor'
for a fortnight."

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Oh, that's so lovely!

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Jez and I went there
on our way to Llandud...

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- No.
- No.

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- No.
- Well, let's hope

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that he gets to go on honeymoon
this time.

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It seemed to work out well
for you, I recall.

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Iechyd da.
She wants me.

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- Gently does it now.
- What's happened?

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Now, before you go pegging
your needle in the red zone,

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there's been a bit
of an accident,

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but it's all sorted now.

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What kind of an accident?

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Is Eirwen okay?

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She is.
All fine and dandy.

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James came off worse,
so stop fussing.

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Deep breath.

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Better?

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Except I've the mother of all
flushes and my head is raging.

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I've made some special tea.

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You just make sure that you
sip it throughout the day.

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Brilliant.

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I don't know what I'd do
without you.

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- Spontaneously combust, I'd say.
- Mm.

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Now, the drinks are all here,
unpacked and stacked.

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Caterers fully briefed.

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And the flowers
will be arriving later.

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As will the gorgeous lead singer
of the band.

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He said he wants to drop
his kit off.

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I said, "Don't you mind me.

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You drop your kit off
any time you like, my darling."

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I don't know how you do it.

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Not a list or an HRT patch
in sight.

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Well, I told you... Don't
let the change rearrange you.

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You know, I think it's best
you see the doctor,

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- just to be on the safe side.
- Don't be daft.

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It's like Monty said...
It's age and stage.

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Well, I'll pop this dress
downstairs,

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and then I'll be off.

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Before you ask,
it's all been sorted.

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The energies are all wrong.

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I've got a bad feeling
about all this.

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Nonsense.

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Right now the only fermented
drink you need is this.

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Here's to tomorrow.

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- Cheers.
- Cheers.

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I think you have an admirer.

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Oh, I think you might be right.

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No. Not him.

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Him.

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Oh, God help me.
Not him again.

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Agatha!

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I'm not being funny, but I was
absolutely tamping at first.

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- Tamping?
- Angry. Extremely, apparently.

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I'm not gonna lie.
Raging, I was.

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But then I had a little word
with myself,

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and I thought,
"Well, it was hilarious."

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Did you?

201
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Oh, I've been dying to meet you.

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- Uh...
- We're the same, me and you.

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I can be a little bit tapped
myself, and a bit chopsy-like.

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Oh, well, she's chopsy alright.

205
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Anyway, fair dos.
Let's get a round in, shall we?

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Drinks are on me!

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Now, then, I've got these lush
sashes for you all to wear.

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There we go.
One for you.

209
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One for you.

210
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Anyway, partyyyyy!

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- Whoo!
- Cheers!

212
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Sylvan Dubois.

213
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Friend of Eirwen's,

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business associate
of her father.

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I'm working with him on opening

216
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an outdoor events site
in Nantes.

217
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I introduced these two in Paris.

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Ah, so it's all
down to you, is it?

219
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So, tell me, it's all
very sudden, isn't it?

220
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I mean, she's not, um, you know?

221
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I mean, he's not just, you know,

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doing the honorable thing,
is he?

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- Charles!
- What?

224
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Not at all.

225
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I knew that it would be love
at first sight,

226
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and I was right... It was.

227
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Cupid himself.

228
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Sir Charles Fraith.

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Agatha Raisin.
Pleased to meet you.

230
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Carsely's very own sexpot.

231
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Oh, Charles, seriously,
is that the best you've got?

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Yeah, sorry. I'm saving all
my best lines for the speech.

233
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Ah, yes, theAgatha.

234
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You and James were, uh...

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Over a very long time ago.

236
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L'histoire!

237
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Ah, so you like history, too?

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Eirwen has a PhD in it. That's
what brought her to Paris.

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- You?
- Me?

240
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No. History, no.

241
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Probably more of a here and now,
just sort of, you know,

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be in the moment,
that sort of thing.

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- Charles? Yes?
- Absolutely.

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Lovely, isn't she?

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- Yes, she is.
- Yes, lovely.

246
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I mean, who'd have thought it?

247
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James bags himself
a wonderful woman, and...

248
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I couldn't be happier.

249
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Incoming at 2:00.
Quick, quick, quick.

250
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Let's get a drink.

251
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Um...

252
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Oh, my God.

253
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That's the lot.

254
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I can't wait till tomorrow.

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Imagine... Mrs. James Lacey.

256
00:13:28,920 --> 00:13:31,279
Do you promise to stand by me,
James?

257
00:13:31,280 --> 00:13:34,679
No matter what?
Till death do us part?

258
00:13:34,680 --> 00:13:36,039
Of course I do.

259
00:13:36,040 --> 00:13:38,399
Promise me, James.
Whatever happens.

260
00:13:38,400 --> 00:13:40,800
Do you promise?

261
00:13:41,680 --> 00:13:45,719
Oh, your dad.
Still wanting our little chat.

262
00:13:45,720 --> 00:13:48,160
Oh. Delete.

263
00:13:49,120 --> 00:13:50,879
Now say you'll promise.

264
00:13:50,880 --> 00:13:52,959
I promise.

265
00:13:52,960 --> 00:13:54,559
What's this about?

266
00:13:54,560 --> 00:13:58,039
I'm not a fan
of wedding day surprises.

267
00:13:58,040 --> 00:13:59,560
Everything alright?

268
00:14:02,680 --> 00:14:04,040
I'll tell you after the wedding.

269
00:14:09,960 --> 00:14:12,519
Right!
This one's a banger!

270
00:14:12,520 --> 00:14:13,839
1, 2, 3.

271
00:14:47,520 --> 00:14:51,279
Look, if this is about the whole
paintball splatty thing,

272
00:14:51,280 --> 00:14:52,679
I'm sorry, okay?

273
00:14:52,680 --> 00:14:56,399
It isn't.
I just thought I'd say hello.

274
00:15:00,360 --> 00:15:01,360
Hello.

275
00:15:05,480 --> 00:15:07,239
Everything all set
for tomorrow then?

276
00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:09,400
I believe so.

277
00:15:10,200 --> 00:15:12,359
Are you...

278
00:15:12,360 --> 00:15:14,120
okay with it?

279
00:15:15,800 --> 00:15:17,120
You know what?

280
00:15:19,840 --> 00:15:22,559
I am, yeah.

281
00:15:22,560 --> 00:15:26,519
I mean, Eirwen's gorgeous
and lovely.

282
00:15:26,520 --> 00:15:31,679
And what with
mad Mary "Misfortune" and me,

283
00:15:31,680 --> 00:15:34,199
how did you pull that one off?

284
00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:35,680
I don't know.

285
00:15:37,080 --> 00:15:38,719
Lucky, I guess.

286
00:15:38,720 --> 00:15:42,280
Well, it's nothing less
than you deserve.

287
00:15:44,680 --> 00:15:47,679
This is your chance, James,
for lifelong happiness.

288
00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:52,679
Just don't mess it up like...

289
00:15:52,680 --> 00:15:53,720
well, you know.

290
00:15:55,520 --> 00:15:57,839
I won't.

291
00:15:57,840 --> 00:15:59,240
I think I'm ready.

292
00:16:03,320 --> 00:16:04,479
Thank you.

293
00:16:04,480 --> 00:16:07,240
Well, there's no need
to thank me.

294
00:16:08,680 --> 00:16:12,119
Just out of interest,
what are you thanking me for?

295
00:16:12,120 --> 00:16:15,039
- For just being you.
- Oh.

296
00:16:15,040 --> 00:16:16,800
For being there...

297
00:16:18,640 --> 00:16:20,680
after everything
we've been through.

298
00:16:23,240 --> 00:16:26,959
The wedding that never was,
"honeymoon" in Cyprus.

299
00:16:26,960 --> 00:16:29,800
Yeah, well, I think the less
said about that, the better.

300
00:16:32,880 --> 00:16:35,959
We have been through rather
a lot, you and I, haven't we?

301
00:16:35,960 --> 00:16:38,080
Whatever way you look at it.

302
00:16:39,240 --> 00:16:43,960
I think maybe it was
preparing me for this moment.

303
00:16:45,360 --> 00:16:48,119
Maybe I wasn't ready before.

304
00:16:48,120 --> 00:16:52,320
To be honest, I wasn't sure
I was ever going to be.

305
00:16:53,760 --> 00:16:56,959
And then Eirwen came along.

306
00:16:56,960 --> 00:17:00,679
And you decided
to carpe that diem.

307
00:17:00,680 --> 00:17:02,040
Exactly.

308
00:17:03,880 --> 00:17:06,319
If you and I hadn't made a such
a pig's ear of everything,

309
00:17:06,320 --> 00:17:08,000
I wouldn't be here now.

310
00:17:10,280 --> 00:17:11,520
So thank you.

311
00:17:13,320 --> 00:17:14,720
My pleasure.

312
00:19:05,560 --> 00:19:07,199
"We're gathered here today..."

313
00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:10,359
Okay.

314
00:19:10,360 --> 00:19:11,879
"Dearly beloved,

315
00:19:11,880 --> 00:19:15,199
we are gathered here today
to join this man

316
00:19:15,200 --> 00:19:16,919
and this woman
in holy matrimony."

317
00:19:16,920 --> 00:19:18,960
Oh! Aah!

318
00:19:19,960 --> 00:19:22,439
Charles, what in God's name
are you doing?!

319
00:19:22,440 --> 00:19:24,919
I have no idea.

320
00:19:24,920 --> 00:19:26,639
I didn't marry anyone, did I?

321
00:19:26,640 --> 00:19:30,399
Aw, my head is banging.

322
00:19:31,720 --> 00:19:34,839
That was a belting night,
though.

323
00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:37,919
Oh, and you, Charles. All that
business with the wedding ring.

324
00:19:37,920 --> 00:19:41,479
- Eh? What business?
- The trick you did.

325
00:19:41,480 --> 00:19:44,199
Pretending to swallow the ring
and then using sleight of hand

326
00:19:44,200 --> 00:19:45,719
at the last minute
to magic it away.

327
00:19:45,720 --> 00:19:47,240
It was insane.

328
00:19:48,880 --> 00:19:51,119
Charles, you didn't
swallow the ring, did you?

329
00:19:51,120 --> 00:19:52,919
Of course not!

330
00:19:54,920 --> 00:19:57,039
Oh, yeah.
There was something else.

331
00:19:57,040 --> 00:19:59,159
I can faintly remember
you mooning

332
00:19:59,160 --> 00:20:00,399
and dancing
on the village green,

333
00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:02,319
which might explain
the loss of your...

334
00:20:02,320 --> 00:20:03,560
- trousers.
- Trousers.

335
00:20:05,480 --> 00:20:07,359
Oh, that'll serve you right

336
00:20:07,360 --> 00:20:09,559
for playing kiss chase
with Mrs. Boggle.

337
00:20:31,680 --> 00:20:33,679
Ta-da!

338
00:20:33,680 --> 00:20:36,839
Happy day of wedding!

339
00:20:36,840 --> 00:20:39,319
Pull out the... stopper.

340
00:20:39,320 --> 00:20:42,039
And let's have a whopper.

341
00:20:42,040 --> 00:20:47,999
Time to say goodbye to
bachelor James and hello, wife!

342
00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:49,839
So, tell me,
how are you feeling?

343
00:20:49,840 --> 00:20:51,719
Excited? Anxious?

344
00:20:51,720 --> 00:20:53,479
- Ah, lovely.
- Oh.

345
00:20:53,480 --> 00:20:55,399
Thank you.
Bottoms up.

346
00:20:55,400 --> 00:20:56,679
Morning, all!

347
00:20:56,680 --> 00:21:00,279
Ready, willing, and able
and reporting for duty.

348
00:21:00,280 --> 00:21:02,199
Good God!
Who dug you up?

349
00:21:02,200 --> 00:21:04,639
And where are your trousers?

350
00:21:04,640 --> 00:21:07,880
Absolutely no idea, but it's
perfectly fine because, uh...

351
00:21:11,880 --> 00:21:13,719
'Cause a big part
of my role today

352
00:21:13,720 --> 00:21:15,879
is to make James look good.

353
00:21:15,880 --> 00:21:18,359
Oh, I think you're winning
by a distance on that score.

354
00:21:18,360 --> 00:21:21,000
As long as you've got the ring.
That's all that matters.

355
00:21:24,040 --> 00:21:26,239
Of course I have the ring.

356
00:21:26,240 --> 00:21:28,160
It hasn't left my personage
all night.

357
00:21:28,880 --> 00:21:30,559
Oh, I should have brought
more glasses.

358
00:21:30,560 --> 00:21:32,239
We could have had
the wedding right here.

359
00:21:32,240 --> 00:21:33,400
Charles!

360
00:21:35,520 --> 00:21:36,879
I've got some bad news,
I'm afraid.

361
00:21:36,880 --> 00:21:38,199
Yes, I know.

362
00:21:38,200 --> 00:21:41,039
- Charles in charge equals chaos.
- No, it's...

363
00:21:41,040 --> 00:21:43,399
Goodness knows what his best
man speech is going to be like.

364
00:21:43,400 --> 00:21:44,439
Agatha!

365
00:21:45,960 --> 00:21:47,719
I'm so sorry, James.

366
00:21:47,720 --> 00:21:50,400
There's been an incident.
Eirwen's been killed.

367
00:21:57,040 --> 00:22:00,079
This way.

368
00:22:00,080 --> 00:22:01,480
Any new developments?

369
00:22:08,840 --> 00:22:11,039
Are you okay?

370
00:22:11,040 --> 00:22:13,239
Trying to be.

371
00:22:15,120 --> 00:22:16,640
Have to be.

372
00:22:22,240 --> 00:22:24,000
- I'm so, so sorry.
- Oh.

373
00:22:32,720 --> 00:22:35,279
This is, uh... Agatha.

374
00:22:35,280 --> 00:22:37,039
She's a private investigator.

375
00:22:37,040 --> 00:22:40,119
She helps solve murders.

376
00:22:40,120 --> 00:22:42,999
Whoever did this to James
and, of course, to yourselves

377
00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:45,319
must be brought to justice.

378
00:22:45,320 --> 00:22:48,599
I couldn't agree more.
Whatever it takes.

379
00:22:48,600 --> 00:22:50,799
I just

380
00:22:50,800 --> 00:22:52,360
I don't understand.

381
00:22:53,520 --> 00:22:55,959
Why would anyone want
to hurt Eirwen?

382
00:22:55,960 --> 00:22:57,519
I have no idea.

383
00:22:57,520 --> 00:22:59,919
I mean, had she fallen out
with anyone recently?

384
00:22:59,920 --> 00:23:01,479
Did she have any enemies?

385
00:23:01,480 --> 00:23:03,479
Of course not.
Not a bad bone in her body.

386
00:23:03,480 --> 00:23:07,359
And how was Eirwen
within herself recently?

387
00:23:07,360 --> 00:23:09,679
She was the happiest
I've ever seen her.

388
00:23:09,680 --> 00:23:11,759
Did you notice
anything unusual at all?

389
00:23:11,760 --> 00:23:14,919
I mean, anything.
Anything at all.

390
00:23:14,920 --> 00:23:16,119
No.

391
00:23:16,120 --> 00:23:18,559
Although I did notice

392
00:23:18,560 --> 00:23:23,119
someone skulking near
the perimeter fence yesterday.

393
00:23:23,120 --> 00:23:26,079
Oh, I'm so sorry.

394
00:23:26,080 --> 00:23:28,159
It's just the shock, I guess.

395
00:23:28,160 --> 00:23:31,920
Not to mention these hot flushes
that are driving me mad.

396
00:23:33,600 --> 00:23:37,159
The skulking man...
Can you describe him at all?

397
00:23:37,160 --> 00:23:38,679
He was wearing jeans
and a hoodie,

398
00:23:38,680 --> 00:23:40,079
so I didn't get
a good look really.

399
00:23:40,080 --> 00:23:41,800
Right, okay.

400
00:23:43,200 --> 00:23:44,800
What about security footage?

401
00:23:45,800 --> 00:23:47,799
We don't have any
here at the house.

402
00:23:47,800 --> 00:23:49,679
Only at the site really.

403
00:23:49,680 --> 00:23:52,999
Hang on.
There was something.

404
00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:56,759
Something she wanted
to tell me yesterday.

405
00:23:56,760 --> 00:23:58,679
Said it could wait
till after we were married.

406
00:24:00,160 --> 00:24:03,159
Any idea
what that may have been?

407
00:24:03,160 --> 00:24:05,599
Probably about
her track record, see?

408
00:24:05,600 --> 00:24:08,199
Who are you?

409
00:24:08,200 --> 00:24:11,559
And what track record
would that be?

410
00:24:11,560 --> 00:24:13,279
Rhys is my son.

411
00:24:13,280 --> 00:24:15,399
And I suspect
he's referring to the fact

412
00:24:15,400 --> 00:24:18,159
that Eirwen wasn't very good
at making it down the aisle.

413
00:24:18,160 --> 00:24:19,600
She'd been jilted at the altar.

414
00:24:20,160 --> 00:24:21,400
Twice before?

415
00:24:22,720 --> 00:24:23,999
Really?

416
00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:25,920
Did you know about this, James?

417
00:24:26,400 --> 00:24:27,999
No.

418
00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:29,919
Nothing.

419
00:24:29,920 --> 00:24:31,359
She never mentioned it.

420
00:24:31,360 --> 00:24:33,119
That's what I wanted
to talk to you about.

421
00:24:33,120 --> 00:24:35,640
Make sure there was
no funny business this time.

422
00:24:36,800 --> 00:24:38,639
So what's happened?

423
00:24:38,640 --> 00:24:40,759
She done the jilting
this time then?

424
00:24:40,760 --> 00:24:42,080
She's been murdered.

425
00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:52,759
You don't seem too bothered
about it, Rhys.

426
00:24:52,760 --> 00:24:55,679
Do you mind telling me
where you were last night

427
00:24:55,680 --> 00:24:57,999
and first thing this morning?

428
00:24:58,000 --> 00:25:00,200
Um...

429
00:25:02,600 --> 00:25:06,040
I have absolutely no idea
whatsoever.

430
00:25:13,400 --> 00:25:15,200
- What have we got?
- Oh.

431
00:25:17,320 --> 00:25:22,039
That's the head
and the body and the arms.

432
00:25:22,040 --> 00:25:24,119
Now I'm just gonna do
a little bit more of the hair.

433
00:25:24,120 --> 00:25:26,599
I meant, do we know
what happened to Eirwen?

434
00:25:26,600 --> 00:25:28,679
Oh, that. Mm...

435
00:25:28,680 --> 00:25:31,119
Oh, gunshot wound to the back.

436
00:25:31,120 --> 00:25:34,039
Now watch and learn.

437
00:25:34,040 --> 00:25:36,559
From the position the body fell,

438
00:25:36,560 --> 00:25:41,399
I'd say the murderer
was stood... here.

439
00:25:41,400 --> 00:25:42,720
Too close.

440
00:25:47,560 --> 00:25:49,120
Or here?

441
00:25:55,840 --> 00:25:57,879
Possibly here?

442
00:25:57,880 --> 00:26:00,840
Or behind that plant.

443
00:26:17,280 --> 00:26:19,319
We'll need the names and
addresses of both her exes,

444
00:26:19,320 --> 00:26:22,439
- obviously.
- Why didn't she tell me?

445
00:26:22,440 --> 00:26:27,079
Well, I guess she didn't want
to put ideas into your head,

446
00:26:27,080 --> 00:26:29,519
or you'd think bad of her.

447
00:26:29,520 --> 00:26:34,519
No, nothing could be further
from my mind.

448
00:26:34,520 --> 00:26:37,040
I would never jilt anyone at...

449
00:26:39,880 --> 00:26:41,560
She could have told me.

450
00:26:42,560 --> 00:26:46,559
Why do you think her exes called
it off at the last minute?

451
00:26:46,560 --> 00:26:48,679
We don't know for sure.

452
00:26:48,680 --> 00:26:51,519
We never really got to
the bottom of it, did we, Monty?

453
00:26:51,520 --> 00:26:53,839
Disappeared faster than rats
deserting a sinking ship,

454
00:26:53,840 --> 00:26:55,440
they did.

455
00:26:57,120 --> 00:27:00,719
Tell me, what's the deal with
Captain Santa Pants out there?

456
00:27:00,720 --> 00:27:03,959
Not exactly rending his
undergarments in grief, is he?

457
00:27:03,960 --> 00:27:08,319
Rhys is Rhys.
Law unto himself, that one.

458
00:27:08,320 --> 00:27:09,759
He means well.

459
00:27:09,760 --> 00:27:13,039
He's just a little bit
too laid-back for his own good.

460
00:27:13,040 --> 00:27:15,599
He's identifying as
an abstract artist these days.

461
00:27:15,600 --> 00:27:17,479
One word for it.

462
00:27:17,480 --> 00:27:20,479
How did the "abstract artist"
get along with his sister?

463
00:27:20,480 --> 00:27:21,560
Stepsister.

464
00:27:22,400 --> 00:27:24,999
Monty and Olivia
only got together

465
00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:26,760
- five years ago, didn't you?
- That's right.

466
00:27:27,400 --> 00:27:30,079
Rhys is mine
from my first marriage.

467
00:27:30,080 --> 00:27:31,839
I'll get those addresses
that you need.

468
00:27:31,840 --> 00:27:34,159
Karim Khan owns a restaurant,

469
00:27:34,160 --> 00:27:37,080
and Paul Abbasi
works for a bank, I think.

470
00:27:51,760 --> 00:27:54,159
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

471
00:27:54,160 --> 00:27:58,959
This is definitely from whence
the fatal shot was fired.

472
00:27:58,960 --> 00:28:00,559
We've found the smoking gun.

473
00:28:00,560 --> 00:28:03,599
As in the mysterious,
shadowy clue

474
00:28:03,600 --> 00:28:07,799
that will lead me inexorably
to the murderer?

475
00:28:07,800 --> 00:28:09,719
No, as in the murder weapon.

476
00:28:09,720 --> 00:28:12,519
It's a gun with smoke residue
'round its nozzle.

477
00:28:12,520 --> 00:28:14,240
It's in the greenhouse
'round the back.

478
00:28:18,120 --> 00:28:19,639
Aah!

479
00:28:26,720 --> 00:28:27,720
Design fault.

480
00:28:30,720 --> 00:28:33,999
What kept you?

481
00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:38,039
Don't shoot the messenger,
but we're a man down. Charles.

482
00:28:38,040 --> 00:28:40,199
Hangover from hell
has kicked in.

483
00:28:40,200 --> 00:28:42,639
Listen, I have had hangovers
where my hair hurts.

484
00:28:42,640 --> 00:28:44,319
I have no sympathy.

485
00:28:44,320 --> 00:28:46,479
Now, I want you to talk
to these people,

486
00:28:46,480 --> 00:28:49,439
see if anyone saw anything,
heard anything, comings, goings,

487
00:28:49,440 --> 00:28:51,799
-toings, froings
-Yeah, will do.

488
00:28:51,800 --> 00:28:54,079
- Has anyone checked her diary?
- What?

489
00:28:54,080 --> 00:28:55,559
Well, she had her diary
with her in the pub.

490
00:28:55,560 --> 00:28:57,279
- Really?
- Yeah, she saw me looking at it,

491
00:28:57,280 --> 00:28:58,999
and she didn't look too happy.

492
00:28:59,000 --> 00:29:01,679
Very well observed!
We need to get hold of that.

493
00:29:01,680 --> 00:29:03,239
I'm just gonna take
five minutes.

494
00:29:03,240 --> 00:29:05,199
No, you won't.
Come on, step to it.

495
00:29:05,200 --> 00:29:06,639
Time is of the essence.
Go, go, go.

496
00:29:06,640 --> 00:29:08,599
Alright, alright.

497
00:29:08,600 --> 00:29:10,000
James.

498
00:29:11,960 --> 00:29:14,399
- I'm so sorry.
- Oh, my goodness!

499
00:29:14,400 --> 00:29:16,999
Who would do such a thing?!

500
00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:19,679
It's unbelievable.

501
00:29:19,680 --> 00:29:22,159
Who's that, and what
the qu'est-que-ce-que-ça-que-ce

502
00:29:22,160 --> 00:29:23,199
is she doing with the Frenchman?

503
00:29:23,200 --> 00:29:25,719
That's Jane.
Jane Walters.

504
00:29:25,720 --> 00:29:27,719
She's the help
and general factotum.

505
00:29:27,720 --> 00:29:29,559
I beg your pardon?

506
00:29:29,560 --> 00:29:31,239
Housekeeper.

507
00:29:31,240 --> 00:29:32,679
Salt of the earth
and all-'round good egg.

508
00:29:32,680 --> 00:29:34,960
Ah. Mm. Factotum.

509
00:29:36,320 --> 00:29:39,159
Oh, my dear Lord, James.

510
00:29:42,240 --> 00:29:44,359
I have no words.

511
00:29:44,360 --> 00:29:46,999
Which is unusual for me
'cause I'm a talker.

512
00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:50,279
It's just utterly dreadful.

513
00:29:50,280 --> 00:29:51,759
You must be Agatha.

514
00:29:51,760 --> 00:29:55,359
I mean, we've had a couple of
false starts wedding-wise,

515
00:29:55,360 --> 00:29:57,479
- but this...
- About that.

516
00:29:57,480 --> 00:30:01,519
Did you get to meet
any of James' predecessors?

517
00:30:01,520 --> 00:30:02,999
No, none of us did.

518
00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:05,199
Eirwen never brought them home.

519
00:30:05,200 --> 00:30:07,519
I don't think Monty approved.

520
00:30:07,520 --> 00:30:10,119
Then again, Monty
doesn't approve of anyone.

521
00:30:10,120 --> 00:30:12,479
Did Eirwen seem okay
to you recently?

522
00:30:12,480 --> 00:30:14,559
Oh, my sweetheart, yes.

523
00:30:14,560 --> 00:30:17,039
Absolutely besotted, she was.

524
00:30:17,040 --> 00:30:19,479
I've never seen her happier.

525
00:30:19,480 --> 00:30:23,399
Elle etait follement
amoureuse de toi.

526
00:30:23,400 --> 00:30:25,199
That's very sweet of you to say.

527
00:30:25,200 --> 00:30:27,399
Yeah, that's
absolutely very sweet.

528
00:30:27,400 --> 00:30:31,239
Well, I best get in. Olivia's
nerves will be shattered.

529
00:30:31,240 --> 00:30:33,359
Bless her,
she's been struggling lately.

530
00:30:33,360 --> 00:30:35,920
God knows
what this will do to her.

531
00:30:38,160 --> 00:30:40,239
What did he say?

532
00:30:40,240 --> 00:30:43,760
That Eirwen was
madly in love with me.

533
00:30:47,200 --> 00:30:49,239
So the caterers and florists

534
00:30:49,240 --> 00:30:50,879
weren't there at the time
of the murder.

535
00:30:50,880 --> 00:30:52,119
And Olivia Jones confirms

536
00:30:52,120 --> 00:30:53,639
that the diary
went everywhere with Eirwen,

537
00:30:53,640 --> 00:30:55,559
but doesn't know
where it is now.

538
00:30:55,560 --> 00:30:59,479
That diary, it could reveal
a whole host of personal truths.

539
00:30:59,480 --> 00:31:02,039
We really need to find it.

540
00:31:02,040 --> 00:31:05,999
But check with Jane whatsit, see
if she knows its whereabouts.

541
00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:08,159
What with her
being Miss Obi-Wan-Factotum

542
00:31:08,160 --> 00:31:09,640
and all that.

543
00:31:10,320 --> 00:31:12,159
Right, okay, suspects.

544
00:31:12,160 --> 00:31:13,600
Where did you get those?

545
00:31:14,240 --> 00:31:16,479
I just... What?

546
00:31:16,480 --> 00:31:18,199
Just a few bits that I picked up
along the way,

547
00:31:18,200 --> 00:31:21,319
you know, as one does.

548
00:31:21,320 --> 00:31:25,840
Right, anyway, let's start
with the ex-fiancés.

549
00:31:26,640 --> 00:31:29,239
Karim Khan.

550
00:31:29,240 --> 00:31:30,519
Paul Abbasi.

551
00:31:30,520 --> 00:31:32,519
Now, we have
their work addresses,

552
00:31:32,520 --> 00:31:33,999
so that is where we will start.

553
00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:36,559
That will be
our first port of call.

554
00:31:36,560 --> 00:31:38,559
Stepbrother.

555
00:31:38,560 --> 00:31:43,200
Hippie-dippie,
horny-horse, arty-farty Rhys.

556
00:31:44,400 --> 00:31:46,079
Clearly not that close to Eirwen

557
00:31:46,080 --> 00:31:48,359
because he barely flinched
when he heard about her death,

558
00:31:48,360 --> 00:31:51,959
plus he is
a shifty piece of shiftiness.

559
00:31:51,960 --> 00:31:54,879
Right. The Frenchman.

560
00:31:54,880 --> 00:31:58,639
He knows Eirwen, and he is way
too good-looking for my liking.

561
00:31:58,640 --> 00:31:59,999
He's way too smooth.

562
00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:02,119
He's way too charming.

563
00:32:02,120 --> 00:32:04,119
He's defo got an eye
for the ladies.

564
00:32:04,120 --> 00:32:06,799
Speaking of ladies, is, uh...
Is Charles here yet?

565
00:32:06,800 --> 00:32:09,239
Yes, never mind about Charles.
We're talking about him.

566
00:32:09,240 --> 00:32:11,639
Who is he?
What do we know about him?

567
00:32:11,640 --> 00:32:13,639
Hmm. Right.

568
00:32:13,640 --> 00:32:16,239
Jane.
All-'round good egg, apparently.

569
00:32:16,240 --> 00:32:19,599
Big personality and, uh,

570
00:32:19,600 --> 00:32:23,119
a little bit too close
to the Frenchman, methinks.

571
00:32:23,120 --> 00:32:25,519
Right, anybody else?

572
00:32:25,520 --> 00:32:27,719
The parents, I guess?

573
00:32:27,720 --> 00:32:29,559
- The parents.
- Surely not.

574
00:32:29,560 --> 00:32:32,399
James, someone has killed the
woman you were about to marry.

575
00:32:32,400 --> 00:32:34,079
We cannot rule anyone out.

576
00:32:34,080 --> 00:32:37,199
Now, how... how do we get in
with the parents?

577
00:32:37,200 --> 00:32:41,319
I don't know. Sheila gets on
very well with them.

578
00:32:41,320 --> 00:32:43,679
Great idea. Sheila can get in
with the parents

579
00:32:43,680 --> 00:32:45,199
because she gets right
under people's skin

580
00:32:45,200 --> 00:32:46,200
and right up their noses.

581
00:32:48,200 --> 00:32:50,319
Okay, any more for any more...

582
00:32:50,320 --> 00:32:53,519
No need for any more of that.

583
00:32:53,520 --> 00:32:55,479
We're here to make an arrest,

584
00:32:55,480 --> 00:32:57,679
and it gives me
no great pleasure

585
00:32:57,680 --> 00:33:00,199
to tell you that the murderer...

586
00:33:00,200 --> 00:33:01,960
is in this very room.

587
00:33:04,040 --> 00:33:06,079
"Who is it," you may ask.

588
00:33:06,080 --> 00:33:08,839
And I may answer...

589
00:33:08,840 --> 00:33:10,520
j'accuse!

590
00:33:12,120 --> 00:33:13,520
Wait, Jack who?

591
00:33:21,840 --> 00:33:24,599
Hey! Wait a minute!

592
00:33:24,600 --> 00:33:27,879
Even by your own astounding
standards of police work,

593
00:33:27,880 --> 00:33:29,679
this is utter nonsense.

594
00:33:29,680 --> 00:33:32,159
Thank you very much.

595
00:33:32,160 --> 00:33:33,639
Seriously, though,
based on what evidence?

596
00:33:33,640 --> 00:33:35,919
Well, actually, an eyewitness
claims they saw James

597
00:33:35,920 --> 00:33:38,439
at the window
outside Eirwen's bedroom,

598
00:33:38,440 --> 00:33:40,520
from which she was shot.

599
00:33:43,560 --> 00:33:46,080
Yeah, have that, Lacey cakes.

600
00:33:47,520 --> 00:33:49,280
Oh, it's nice.
Who made those?

601
00:33:50,600 --> 00:33:52,159
Mrs. Boggle.

602
00:33:52,160 --> 00:33:54,439
Just... get out!

603
00:33:54,440 --> 00:33:55,840
Did she...

604
00:33:57,320 --> 00:33:59,319
So, according to Monty,

605
00:33:59,320 --> 00:34:01,399
the guy who runs this place,
Karim Khan...

606
00:34:01,400 --> 00:34:03,119
Alright, can you
dial it down a bit, Agatha?

607
00:34:03,120 --> 00:34:06,319
Well, he was engaged to Eirwen
about 18 months ago.

608
00:34:06,320 --> 00:34:08,599
Thoughts!

609
00:34:08,600 --> 00:34:13,279
Or is your gin-soaked brain
too delicate to cope?

610
00:34:13,280 --> 00:34:16,359
Well, I'm not a fan already.

611
00:34:16,360 --> 00:34:19,719
Far too much juson the menu.
Fair-to-middling

612
00:34:19,720 --> 00:34:21,440
- trying to be Michelin.
- Oh, come on.

613
00:34:23,440 --> 00:34:25,239
Ah! Mr. Khan.

614
00:34:25,240 --> 00:34:27,919
Not that fat-fingered
culinary numbskull.

615
00:34:27,920 --> 00:34:31,479
I'm theKarim Khan...

616
00:34:31,480 --> 00:34:32,879
and this waste of space

617
00:34:32,880 --> 00:34:35,359
should be in the kitchen
prepping asparagus,

618
00:34:35,360 --> 00:34:37,799
unless he wants to lose those
teeth he's spent a fortune on!

619
00:34:37,800 --> 00:34:40,440
Go! Go, go, go!

620
00:34:43,160 --> 00:34:45,239
It's all about the bantz.

621
00:34:45,240 --> 00:34:47,359
Keep 'em on their toes.

622
00:34:47,360 --> 00:34:49,679
How can I help?
If it's a booking,

623
00:34:49,680 --> 00:34:52,079
I'm afraid I don't have
anything before 2:30.

624
00:34:52,080 --> 00:34:53,279
It's not actually.

625
00:34:53,280 --> 00:34:56,599
It's, uh...
It's about Eirwen Jones.

626
00:34:56,600 --> 00:34:59,279
Ah, Little Miss Heiress herself.

627
00:34:59,280 --> 00:35:00,719
How is she?

628
00:35:00,720 --> 00:35:02,479
She's...

629
00:35:02,480 --> 00:35:04,199
Sorry.
Did you say "heiress"?

630
00:35:04,200 --> 00:35:05,799
Well, when I knew her,
there was talk of her

631
00:35:05,800 --> 00:35:07,319
getting a share
in the family firm.

632
00:35:07,320 --> 00:35:09,720
So? How is she?

633
00:35:10,800 --> 00:35:12,439
Dead, I'm afraid.

634
00:35:12,440 --> 00:35:15,199
Murdered, in fact,
and we just wondered

635
00:35:15,200 --> 00:35:17,719
if you knew anything about that.

636
00:35:17,720 --> 00:35:19,199
'Course not.
Why would I?

637
00:35:19,200 --> 00:35:21,239
Well, she was due
to get married,

638
00:35:21,240 --> 00:35:23,439
and we understand
that was something

639
00:35:23,440 --> 00:35:25,599
that you were planning to do
with her at one point.

640
00:35:25,600 --> 00:35:28,439
Just wondered why
you called it off.

641
00:35:28,440 --> 00:35:29,999
What business is that of yours?

642
00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:31,639
Well, it might be of
some relevance, you know,

643
00:35:31,640 --> 00:35:33,599
jealous former lover,
that sort of thing.

644
00:35:33,600 --> 00:35:35,439
With a bit of a temper.

645
00:35:35,440 --> 00:35:40,119
Listen, I haven't seen Eirwen
since we broke it off.

646
00:35:40,120 --> 00:35:41,799
And I don't take kindly
to people

647
00:35:41,800 --> 00:35:46,359
swanning into my restaurant
and accusing me of murder!

648
00:35:46,360 --> 00:35:48,919
So if you don't mind,
there's the door!

649
00:35:48,920 --> 00:35:50,800
You can shut it on your way out!

650
00:35:52,760 --> 00:35:56,279
The manager remembered Eirwen,
but says her ex, Paul Abbasi,

651
00:35:56,280 --> 00:35:58,119
quit suddenly six months ago

652
00:35:58,120 --> 00:35:59,839
and didn't leave
a forwarding address.

653
00:35:59,840 --> 00:36:01,200
No one knows where he is.

654
00:36:03,520 --> 00:36:05,759
- Are you okay?
- What?

655
00:36:05,760 --> 00:36:07,999
Yeah, yeah.

656
00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:09,839
Just makes you think,
doesn't it?

657
00:36:09,840 --> 00:36:12,719
Here today, gone tomorrow.

658
00:36:12,720 --> 00:36:14,759
One of us could get hit by a bus
any second.

659
00:36:14,760 --> 00:36:16,799
Or we could just...

660
00:36:16,800 --> 00:36:18,840
cross the road sensibly.

661
00:36:19,880 --> 00:36:21,719
I can't help feeling for James.

662
00:36:21,720 --> 00:36:23,919
I mean, one minute, your future
in front of you,

663
00:36:23,920 --> 00:36:26,759
and then the next,
it's gone, just like that.

664
00:36:26,760 --> 00:36:30,560
I guess we've just got to live
for today. Make it count.

665
00:36:31,280 --> 00:36:35,359
I imagine that's why James
grabbed his moment with Eirwen.

666
00:36:35,360 --> 00:36:36,959
You don't want to get married,
do you?

667
00:36:36,960 --> 00:36:38,519
Me?

668
00:36:38,520 --> 00:36:39,999
No.

669
00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:42,479
- You?
- Oh, God, no!

670
00:36:42,480 --> 00:36:44,039
I mean, can you imagine
spending the rest of your life

671
00:36:44,040 --> 00:36:45,719
with the same person?

672
00:36:45,720 --> 00:36:47,879
I can't say I've given it
much thought.

673
00:36:47,880 --> 00:36:49,439
Yeah, me neither.

674
00:36:49,440 --> 00:36:52,119
I mean, leave it
to the oldies, eh?

675
00:36:52,120 --> 00:36:54,199
It's just a bit of paper
anyway, innit?

676
00:36:54,200 --> 00:36:55,879
- Right.
- I mean, of course,

677
00:36:55,880 --> 00:36:57,959
it totally depends
on meeting The One.

678
00:36:57,960 --> 00:36:59,759
The One?

679
00:36:59,760 --> 00:37:01,519
Whoever The One is.

680
00:37:01,520 --> 00:37:03,800
I guess.

681
00:37:06,040 --> 00:37:08,319
We should... We should get back.

682
00:37:08,320 --> 00:37:09,919
Yeah, yeah.

683
00:37:09,920 --> 00:37:12,879
Oh. Car's that way.

684
00:37:12,880 --> 00:37:15,359
Oh, don't worry, Sarah.

685
00:37:15,360 --> 00:37:17,199
I'm sure there'll be
other weddings.

686
00:37:17,200 --> 00:37:19,199
Oh, I know.

687
00:37:19,200 --> 00:37:20,959
I was just so looking forward
to this one.

688
00:37:20,960 --> 00:37:22,959
For James, if nothing else.

689
00:37:22,960 --> 00:37:25,759
I'm so sorry.

690
00:37:25,760 --> 00:37:28,679
Well, I take it James hasn't
been able to convince Wilkes

691
00:37:28,680 --> 00:37:30,039
of his innocence yet, then?

692
00:37:30,040 --> 00:37:33,279
Not yet, but common sense
will prevail.

693
00:37:33,280 --> 00:37:34,799
Eventually.

694
00:37:34,800 --> 00:37:38,079
Well, he is still
a person of interest,

695
00:37:38,080 --> 00:37:40,199
and it does beg the question...

696
00:37:40,200 --> 00:37:43,199
What was he doing outside her
window in the wee small hours?

697
00:37:43,200 --> 00:37:45,399
Probably nerves.

698
00:37:45,400 --> 00:37:48,359
Only natural in the light
of previous incidents.

699
00:37:48,360 --> 00:37:50,599
Oh, water under the bridge,
Sheila.

700
00:37:50,600 --> 00:37:52,160
Oh, water under the bridge.

701
00:37:55,440 --> 00:37:57,759
Late night, was it?

702
00:37:57,760 --> 00:38:00,959
- It was, actually.
- Mm.

703
00:38:00,960 --> 00:38:02,879
So where did you end up, then?

704
00:38:02,880 --> 00:38:07,359
Nowhere.
Just a little nightcap.

705
00:38:07,360 --> 00:38:09,199
Wasn't a crime
the last time I looked.

706
00:38:09,200 --> 00:38:11,279
Hm, life in the old dog yet, eh?

707
00:38:11,280 --> 00:38:13,999
No joy on Paul Abbasi.

708
00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:15,679
Quit his job six months ago,

709
00:38:15,680 --> 00:38:18,799
no forwarding address,
but we're looking into him.

710
00:38:18,800 --> 00:38:21,319
- How did you get on?
- Well, we crossed swords

711
00:38:21,320 --> 00:38:24,079
with quick-tempered Karim.

712
00:38:24,080 --> 00:38:25,639
Charles spoke
to one of his cronies

713
00:38:25,640 --> 00:38:27,879
who runs The Fiddlers
and said that he's all

714
00:38:27,880 --> 00:38:29,399
All mouth and no trousers.

715
00:38:29,400 --> 00:38:31,799
But what his big mouth didsay

716
00:38:31,800 --> 00:38:35,439
was that Eirwen was gonna get
shares in the family business.

717
00:38:35,440 --> 00:38:38,199
Hmm. I wonder what
the stepbrother made of that.

718
00:38:38,200 --> 00:38:39,719
Probably not much.

719
00:38:39,720 --> 00:38:42,319
Rhys and Monty aren't close.

720
00:38:42,320 --> 00:38:45,359
Monty certainly doesn't want him
anywhere near the business.

721
00:38:45,360 --> 00:38:46,639
And you know this how?

722
00:38:46,640 --> 00:38:48,319
I-Instinct.

723
00:38:49,560 --> 00:38:52,439
Well, I prefer "nosy," but...

724
00:38:52,440 --> 00:38:56,479
So, if Monty was about
to cut in Eirwen...

725
00:38:56,480 --> 00:39:01,119
It is his daughter, after all...
That would give Rhys a motive.

726
00:39:01,120 --> 00:39:04,399
Okay, I need to go
and talk to Rhys.

727
00:39:04,400 --> 00:39:05,799
So any other little pearls

728
00:39:05,800 --> 00:39:07,559
you might want to share
with us about the Joneses?

729
00:39:07,560 --> 00:39:09,040
Not really.

730
00:39:11,040 --> 00:39:13,319
Just that they only met
five years ago,

731
00:39:13,320 --> 00:39:17,199
moved here from Wales last year
to set up Go Nuts.

732
00:39:17,200 --> 00:39:19,559
Got the impression it wasn't
really Eirwen's thing.

733
00:39:19,560 --> 00:39:20,799
No?

734
00:39:20,800 --> 00:39:23,239
Not the outdoorsy type,
I suppose.

735
00:39:23,240 --> 00:39:25,399
But I reckon she's the type

736
00:39:25,400 --> 00:39:27,519
that would write
anything down in a journal.

737
00:39:27,520 --> 00:39:28,879
We need to find that diary.

738
00:39:28,880 --> 00:39:30,519
Yes, we do!

739
00:39:30,520 --> 00:39:32,759
So I want you to go
to the manor house,

740
00:39:32,760 --> 00:39:35,559
have a little bit of a snoop
around, see if you can find it.

741
00:39:35,560 --> 00:39:38,799
And would you just try
and distract Olivia and Monty?

742
00:39:38,800 --> 00:39:43,599
Well, of course I can,
if it means helping my brother.

743
00:39:43,600 --> 00:39:44,959
Oh, I'll come with you.

744
00:39:44,960 --> 00:39:47,399
Nothing else to do
now there's no wedding.

745
00:39:55,920 --> 00:39:59,239
So, let me get this straight.

746
00:39:59,240 --> 00:40:01,639
Your parents live in
a big old fancy house,

747
00:40:01,640 --> 00:40:04,999
and you live here
on a little boat.

748
00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:07,439
I prefer the company
of the roach.

749
00:40:07,440 --> 00:40:10,599
They come here
in their hundreds, they do.

750
00:40:10,600 --> 00:40:12,719
- Keep me calm.
- Very poetic.

751
00:40:12,720 --> 00:40:15,639
Fancy the life of
the impoverished artist, do we?

752
00:40:15,640 --> 00:40:16,920
Prefer the peace and quiet.

753
00:40:18,400 --> 00:40:19,839
Only agreed to stay
at the manor last night

754
00:40:19,840 --> 00:40:21,559
because of the wedding
that wasn't.

755
00:40:21,560 --> 00:40:22,999
So where were you
first thing this morning

756
00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:24,759
when Eirwen was shot?

757
00:40:24,760 --> 00:40:26,479
In bed, obviously.

758
00:40:26,480 --> 00:40:28,439
Obviously.

759
00:40:28,440 --> 00:40:30,559
And can anyone vouch for that?

760
00:40:30,560 --> 00:40:33,159
Nope.

761
00:40:33,160 --> 00:40:36,120
Oh, hang on a sec.
Maybe.

762
00:40:37,440 --> 00:40:40,679
There was someone, I think.

763
00:40:40,680 --> 00:40:42,599
I can't really remember,
to be honest.

764
00:40:42,600 --> 00:40:45,199
Very convenient.

765
00:40:45,200 --> 00:40:47,799
So, tell me, you and Eirwen
have known each other

766
00:40:47,800 --> 00:40:50,399
for five years, is that right?

767
00:40:50,400 --> 00:40:52,719
Not even that.

768
00:40:52,720 --> 00:40:54,000
She wasn't around to begin with.

769
00:40:54,920 --> 00:40:58,040
She was off traveling when
Monty and Mam got together.

770
00:40:58,640 --> 00:41:01,519
She tipped up about
six months later,

771
00:41:01,520 --> 00:41:03,399
a few months
after they got married.

772
00:41:03,400 --> 00:41:06,239
The apple of her father's eye.

773
00:41:06,240 --> 00:41:08,199
Is that why he was thinking
about giving her

774
00:41:08,200 --> 00:41:10,160
a share in the company?

775
00:41:12,840 --> 00:41:13,880
Didn't know he was.

776
00:41:14,640 --> 00:41:16,479
Is that a fact?

777
00:41:16,480 --> 00:41:18,959
Yep, it is.
You need to ask him.

778
00:41:18,960 --> 00:41:21,039
Well, I'm asking you.

779
00:41:21,040 --> 00:41:22,479
You can't have been very happy

780
00:41:22,480 --> 00:41:24,159
giving over a great big portion

781
00:41:24,160 --> 00:41:26,519
of the company
to your stepsister?

782
00:41:26,520 --> 00:41:29,039
I've never been
bothered by all that stuff.

783
00:41:29,040 --> 00:41:31,159
Not my thing, really.

784
00:41:31,160 --> 00:41:34,080
I prefer to lose myself in art
and fishing, see?

785
00:41:37,240 --> 00:41:39,319
I'm getting another beer.
Do you fancy one?

786
00:41:39,320 --> 00:41:41,599
No, thank you.

787
00:41:41,600 --> 00:41:42,959
Are you expecting company?

788
00:41:42,960 --> 00:41:46,599
There's a rather
dubious-looking character

789
00:41:46,600 --> 00:41:49,439
lurking at about 12:00.

790
00:41:49,440 --> 00:41:51,479
Or 10 past 12:00.

791
00:41:51,480 --> 00:41:54,519
I suppose it depends
on the way you're standing.

792
00:41:54,520 --> 00:41:57,359
Over your left shoulder.
Over there. Look. Look.

793
00:41:57,360 --> 00:41:58,839
Jeans and a hoodie.

794
00:41:58,840 --> 00:42:00,559
Any idea who he could be?

795
00:42:00,560 --> 00:42:02,279
Not a clue.

796
00:42:02,280 --> 00:42:03,599
Only one way to find out,
though.

797
00:42:03,600 --> 00:42:05,520
- Jeans and a hoodie...
- Hiya!

798
00:42:09,840 --> 00:42:12,160
Wait! Hey!

799
00:42:14,040 --> 00:42:15,040
Hey!

800
00:42:23,080 --> 00:42:24,760
Sorry, sorry. Oh.

801
00:42:26,720 --> 00:42:28,279
Wait, wait!

802
00:42:28,280 --> 00:42:30,720
- What are you doing?!
- Look.

803
00:42:42,200 --> 00:42:43,679
I got him! Got him!

804
00:42:43,680 --> 00:42:45,120
Right, you...

805
00:42:46,800 --> 00:42:48,799
You better start talking.
Name!

806
00:42:48,800 --> 00:42:50,559
Paul. Paul Abbasi.

807
00:42:50,560 --> 00:42:52,759
Ohh, the second fiancé.

808
00:42:52,760 --> 00:42:53,959
Nice to meet you.

809
00:42:53,960 --> 00:42:55,400
Agatha Raisin.


