1 00:00:02,400 --> 00:00:04,630 Gossip Girl here, your one and only source... 2 00:00:04,800 --> 00:00:07,075 ... into the scandalous lives of Manhattan's elite. 3 00:00:07,240 --> 00:00:10,789 I want the movie rights to this book. Since you're friends with the author... 4 00:00:10,960 --> 00:00:14,430 ...that shouldn't be a problem. - We're not on good terms right now. 5 00:00:14,600 --> 00:00:16,556 I'm giving you the book rights. 6 00:00:16,720 --> 00:00:19,473 I do have one condition: I wanna write the screenplay. 7 00:00:19,640 --> 00:00:20,629 What are those? 8 00:00:20,800 --> 00:00:23,439 My late husband had his investigator research our family. 9 00:00:23,640 --> 00:00:27,110 There's a story in that safe. I saw it myself. 10 00:00:27,280 --> 00:00:30,238 - I wanna return these to you. - You're not gonna use them ever? 11 00:00:30,400 --> 00:00:32,231 Anything of value was on Gossip Girl. 12 00:00:32,400 --> 00:00:34,311 "Dr. Eliza Barnes." 13 00:00:34,480 --> 00:00:36,232 - You look like you need to talk. - I do. 14 00:00:36,400 --> 00:00:39,756 You never had a childhood, so you behave like a child in the worst ways. 15 00:00:39,960 --> 00:00:41,359 Your superficial connections... 16 00:00:41,520 --> 00:00:45,115 ...and lack of authentic emotion leave you isolated and alone. 17 00:00:45,280 --> 00:00:49,193 Throwing away your loyal family for a fianc�e you shouldn't trust. 18 00:00:49,360 --> 00:00:51,351 You really believe she has no other secrets? 19 00:00:51,520 --> 00:00:55,035 - I would never lie to you, you know that. - I never know with you. 20 00:00:55,200 --> 00:00:57,589 I have a problem I was hoping you could help me with. 21 00:00:57,760 --> 00:00:59,910 I'd like to meet so I could tell you more. 22 00:01:00,120 --> 00:01:01,838 I'm willing to pay for your time. 23 00:01:03,360 --> 00:01:04,395 Where has she been? 24 00:01:04,520 --> 00:01:05,748 And who am I? 25 00:01:05,920 --> 00:01:08,514 That's one secret I'll never tell. 26 00:01:09,240 --> 00:01:12,471 You know you love me. XOXO... 27 00:01:12,640 --> 00:01:13,629 ... Gossip Girl. 28 00:01:18,880 --> 00:01:21,474 They say the road of life is long and winding... 29 00:01:21,640 --> 00:01:24,996 ... so it's important to mark the milestones along your way. 30 00:01:25,960 --> 00:01:27,837 From picking your bridesmaids... 31 00:01:28,480 --> 00:01:31,438 So many minions. How you ever going to decide? 32 00:01:31,600 --> 00:01:33,716 Tryouts begin after breakfast. 33 00:01:34,560 --> 00:01:36,790 Let's put the bar up front, the DJ in the back. 34 00:01:36,960 --> 00:01:40,475 The caterers can set up in the bullpen when we toss out those moving boxes. 35 00:01:40,640 --> 00:01:43,518 Nate, can I add one more thing to your to-do list? 36 00:01:43,680 --> 00:01:45,750 Definitely. 37 00:01:51,480 --> 00:01:53,755 ... to christening your boss's new desk. 38 00:01:55,200 --> 00:01:56,792 Oh, my, ha, ha. 39 00:01:58,080 --> 00:02:00,958 Landing on your first best-seller list... 40 00:02:01,120 --> 00:02:05,193 "Number nine: Inside by Daniel Humphrey." 41 00:02:05,400 --> 00:02:08,153 What did, uh, Lincoln Hawk's first single debut at? 42 00:02:08,320 --> 00:02:09,753 Eight. 43 00:02:10,680 --> 00:02:13,353 Uh, don't pay too much attention to that stuff. That was the '90s. 44 00:02:13,520 --> 00:02:15,192 - To finally asking for help. 45 00:02:15,360 --> 00:02:17,510 So how you feeling today? 46 00:02:18,400 --> 00:02:19,628 Fit as a fiddle. 47 00:02:19,800 --> 00:02:22,360 But keep your eyes on the road, Upper East Siders... 48 00:02:22,520 --> 00:02:24,636 ... or you could get lost along the way. 49 00:02:24,800 --> 00:02:26,597 - That was a productive morning. - Yeah. 50 00:02:26,760 --> 00:02:29,274 I got a lot accomplished in a short amount of time. 51 00:02:29,440 --> 00:02:32,512 Don't gloat. If anyone deserves top marks, it's me. 52 00:02:32,680 --> 00:02:34,716 - Hmm. - Now zip me up. 53 00:02:34,880 --> 00:02:38,236 I was thinking about the party tonight, and I was thinking that maybe... 54 00:02:38,400 --> 00:02:40,630 ...you could be my date. 55 00:02:41,040 --> 00:02:42,871 You're joking. 56 00:02:44,600 --> 00:02:45,589 You're not? 57 00:02:45,760 --> 00:02:47,910 Isn't it time we told the world we're a couple? 58 00:02:48,120 --> 00:02:50,953 - I can't think of a better time. - I can't think of a worse one. 59 00:02:51,120 --> 00:02:53,588 Tonight's the public launch of my new media empire. 60 00:02:53,760 --> 00:02:56,194 I'm showing New York City who I am. 61 00:02:56,360 --> 00:03:00,319 Besides, we both know female bosses can't mix business and pleasure... 62 00:03:00,480 --> 00:03:02,630 ...without people whispering behind their back. 63 00:03:02,800 --> 00:03:04,950 I'd still like you to meet a few of my friends. 64 00:03:05,120 --> 00:03:08,032 - Can we at least talk about that? - Of course. 65 00:03:08,200 --> 00:03:11,192 Right after you and Charlie deliver the new Spectator tablets... 66 00:03:11,360 --> 00:03:12,713 ...to all our VIP guests. 67 00:03:12,880 --> 00:03:14,233 Heard of, uh, a messenger service? 68 00:03:14,400 --> 00:03:16,675 So some unattractive delivery guy can hand them... 69 00:03:16,840 --> 00:03:19,115 ...to an assistant who's gonna sell them on eBay? 70 00:03:19,320 --> 00:03:21,151 - I don't think so. - Ugh. 71 00:03:21,320 --> 00:03:23,515 Here is your list. 72 00:03:24,800 --> 00:03:26,074 Charlie? 73 00:03:26,600 --> 00:03:28,636 I mean, seriously? This is four pages long. 74 00:03:28,800 --> 00:03:29,789 Don't pout. 75 00:03:29,960 --> 00:03:32,155 Charlie, you are East Side. 76 00:03:32,320 --> 00:03:34,231 Nate, you're West. And I have to run... 77 00:03:34,400 --> 00:03:38,234 ...because I am late for a meeting with an old friend from L.A. 78 00:03:38,400 --> 00:03:40,868 Hmm. I knew I shouldn't have worn heels today. 79 00:03:41,040 --> 00:03:43,838 The dream starts the same every time. 80 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:45,752 They have a habit of doing that. 81 00:03:45,920 --> 00:03:48,957 I'm taking an early morning stroll in my new Berluti wingtips. 82 00:03:49,480 --> 00:03:54,110 I look up, and a block away is the most magnificent skyscraper I've ever seen. 83 00:03:54,280 --> 00:03:56,191 I have to get inside it. 84 00:03:56,360 --> 00:04:01,036 But every time I round the corner, it's still a block away. 85 00:04:01,200 --> 00:04:02,235 So, what do you do? 86 00:04:02,400 --> 00:04:05,119 - I start to run, but as soon as I reach it... - You wake up. 87 00:04:06,880 --> 00:04:09,030 What do you think the dream is about? 88 00:04:10,120 --> 00:04:13,510 My father's tragic death? My mother's secret life? 89 00:04:13,680 --> 00:04:16,399 Or perhaps my chronic oral fixation. 90 00:04:16,560 --> 00:04:18,790 I appreciate your sense of humor, Charles, but... 91 00:04:18,960 --> 00:04:22,111 But you think it's a defense mechanism against intensive therapy. 92 00:04:22,280 --> 00:04:24,316 Be honest. You know you're holding back. 93 00:04:24,480 --> 00:04:27,950 How can you be so sure I'm hiding something? 94 00:04:29,960 --> 00:04:33,748 Maybe I'm wrong, but I feel there's a piece of the puzzle still missing. 95 00:04:34,280 --> 00:04:37,317 It's not your mother or your father. 96 00:04:37,840 --> 00:04:39,831 There's someone you're not telling me about. 97 00:04:45,600 --> 00:04:47,670 Good morning, Blair. 98 00:04:47,840 --> 00:04:49,592 Don't you just adore us? 99 00:04:51,040 --> 00:04:53,759 Why do I feel like there's a request coming? 100 00:04:53,920 --> 00:04:56,559 Not a request. A special dispensation. 101 00:04:56,760 --> 00:04:59,035 - For what? - Scheming and manipulating. 102 00:04:59,200 --> 00:05:00,189 Who do you work for? 103 00:05:01,160 --> 00:05:05,915 Louis, can't you just turn a blind eye for, let's say, 24 hours? 104 00:05:06,080 --> 00:05:07,433 Blair... 105 00:05:07,600 --> 00:05:10,717 All I'd be doing is spending the day with my former minions. 106 00:05:10,880 --> 00:05:12,791 Maybe some light waterboarding involved... 107 00:05:12,960 --> 00:05:15,076 ...but I've been so good for so long. 108 00:05:15,240 --> 00:05:17,310 And once I'm Her Serene Highness of Monaco... 109 00:05:17,480 --> 00:05:18,959 ...all meddling will be prohib�. 110 00:05:19,120 --> 00:05:20,519 Queen B need last hurrah. 111 00:05:21,640 --> 00:05:23,358 Are you sure that's such a good idea? 112 00:05:23,840 --> 00:05:27,549 Forgive me, I've just never understood this Upper East Side tradition of yours. 113 00:05:27,720 --> 00:05:30,553 I know, and that's why we're perfect together. 114 00:05:30,720 --> 00:05:32,551 You don't have the scheme gene like I do. 115 00:05:32,760 --> 00:05:35,194 - You don't get the itch. - Maybe it's hormonal. 116 00:05:35,360 --> 00:05:37,920 Darling, it's just one day. 117 00:05:41,000 --> 00:05:43,355 Okay, I give up. 118 00:05:43,520 --> 00:05:47,195 I'll look away, but only until the party tonight. 119 00:05:47,720 --> 00:05:51,713 That's more than enough time. Commenced. 120 00:05:51,960 --> 00:05:55,430 Don't worry, my love, nobody will get hurt. 121 00:05:55,600 --> 00:05:57,511 Not badly. 122 00:06:00,320 --> 00:06:02,117 Hey, Dan's on his way up. 123 00:06:02,280 --> 00:06:06,273 Serena, I want you to meet a dear old friend of mine, Diana Payne. 124 00:06:06,440 --> 00:06:10,479 Serena. I think you came to a party at my house in Los Angeles... 125 00:06:10,680 --> 00:06:13,035 ...but I was indisposed. So good to finally meet you. 126 00:06:13,200 --> 00:06:16,237 - So nice to meet you too. - Serena's my latest find. 127 00:06:16,440 --> 00:06:19,910 A month ago herjob was getting my director three shots over ice. 128 00:06:20,080 --> 00:06:22,435 Now I've got her optioning best-sellers for me. 129 00:06:22,600 --> 00:06:25,478 I'm gonna go get a tart cherry juice and call David O. Russell. 130 00:06:25,640 --> 00:06:27,995 I'll be back in time for our meeting. 131 00:06:28,160 --> 00:06:29,275 It's such a small world. 132 00:06:29,440 --> 00:06:33,115 My friend Nate Archibald actually works for you, and my cousin Charlie Rhodes. 133 00:06:33,280 --> 00:06:37,592 Oh, yes. They've both been instrumental in helping me rebrand The Spectator. 134 00:06:37,760 --> 00:06:39,876 - Oh. - I hope you'll be coming to our party. 135 00:06:40,040 --> 00:06:42,873 - Oh, no, I wasn't planning on it. - Oh, but you should. 136 00:06:43,040 --> 00:06:44,951 In fact, someone like you... 137 00:06:45,120 --> 00:06:48,476 ...with your influence, should have her own place to speak her mind. 138 00:06:48,640 --> 00:06:51,279 Have you ever thought about blogging for a website? 139 00:06:51,480 --> 00:06:54,711 I know my readers would love to hear every detail about your life. 140 00:06:54,880 --> 00:06:57,599 There's already somebody who's all over that. 141 00:06:57,760 --> 00:06:59,591 Not really a fan of her work. 142 00:06:59,760 --> 00:07:02,718 Gossip Girl doesn't have the monopoly on Serena van der Woodsen. 143 00:07:02,880 --> 00:07:05,314 No, but I've been hurt enough by what she's said... 144 00:07:05,480 --> 00:07:07,835 ...I could never take part in something like that. 145 00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:10,958 I hope you'll come to the party. It'd be great to keep talking. 146 00:07:12,280 --> 00:07:15,192 As faithful minions through the years, you've each earned a chance... 147 00:07:15,360 --> 00:07:18,079 ...to be immortalized as a bridesmaid in my royal wedding. 148 00:07:18,240 --> 00:07:20,959 Legally I must warn you, not everyone will survive tryouts. 149 00:07:21,120 --> 00:07:24,237 I've drafted a waiver for you to sign in the event of a catastrophe. 150 00:07:24,400 --> 00:07:28,359 Kati, Penelope, nice to see Constance so ably represented. 151 00:07:28,520 --> 00:07:30,238 Jessica, Columbia's finest. 152 00:07:30,400 --> 00:07:32,994 It's always been my dream to be your bridesmaid... 153 00:07:33,160 --> 00:07:36,152 Do yourself a favor and stop talking right now. 154 00:07:36,320 --> 00:07:37,912 Even Pippa knew when to pipe down. 155 00:07:38,520 --> 00:07:39,509 Where's Nelly Yuki? 156 00:07:39,680 --> 00:07:42,319 Yale. Where she got in and you didn't. 157 00:07:42,480 --> 00:07:44,198 Plus, she hates you, remember? 158 00:07:44,760 --> 00:07:49,595 Well, an odd numberjust won't do. We need another contestant. 159 00:07:50,920 --> 00:07:52,876 Charlie. Heh. 160 00:07:53,040 --> 00:07:55,998 You're the maid of honor's cousin. You should be in the mix too. 161 00:07:56,160 --> 00:07:58,230 - What are you doing right now? - Nothing? 162 00:07:58,400 --> 00:08:00,470 Then get in line, if you dare. 163 00:08:17,800 --> 00:08:19,836 Hello, doctor. 164 00:08:21,800 --> 00:08:24,473 - What's this? - The rest of what I owe you. 165 00:08:24,640 --> 00:08:26,278 I told you it'd be worth your while. 166 00:08:26,440 --> 00:08:29,750 - Now you can settle your father's debts. - What do you want me to do? 167 00:08:29,920 --> 00:08:32,639 Just make sure my fianc�e will never fall for him again. 168 00:08:32,800 --> 00:08:34,552 Louis, that's up to Blair. 169 00:08:34,720 --> 00:08:36,790 No, it's up to you. 170 00:08:36,960 --> 00:08:41,158 Turn Chuck back into the monster he was for the first 20 years of his life. 171 00:08:41,320 --> 00:08:42,833 He's a time bomb. 172 00:08:43,200 --> 00:08:45,350 Find his fuse and light it. 173 00:08:45,520 --> 00:08:48,796 Looks like Louis is about to make young Bass'road to recovery... 174 00:08:48,960 --> 00:08:50,757 ... a very bumpy ride. 175 00:08:50,920 --> 00:08:52,956 Better buckle up, Chuck. 176 00:09:00,600 --> 00:09:02,238 Dr. Barnes, what are you doing here? 177 00:09:02,400 --> 00:09:05,472 A house call is a little out of the ordinary in my line of work... 178 00:09:05,640 --> 00:09:09,599 ...but I felt our last interaction ended too abruptly. May I sit? 179 00:09:09,760 --> 00:09:11,034 Of course. 180 00:09:11,200 --> 00:09:16,479 I was hoping that being in your environment might help. 181 00:09:16,640 --> 00:09:18,596 I applaud your persistence, Dr. Barnes... 182 00:09:18,760 --> 00:09:21,035 ...but I've searched the far corners of my mind... 183 00:09:21,240 --> 00:09:23,913 ...and I'm not hiding anything, from you or myself. 184 00:09:24,120 --> 00:09:25,155 I'm an open book. 185 00:09:25,320 --> 00:09:27,436 Then let's skip to the chapter about Blair Waldorf. 186 00:09:28,760 --> 00:09:31,399 I live in this city. I read the papers just like everyone else. 187 00:09:31,560 --> 00:09:34,870 You've done your homework, but I don't see how my history with Blair... 188 00:09:35,040 --> 00:09:37,952 ...or the tabloid fodder it produces, is relevant to my therapy. 189 00:09:38,120 --> 00:09:41,430 It's relevant if Blair is the source of your suffering. 190 00:09:41,600 --> 00:09:44,956 Aren't you upset that the love of your life is marrying someone else? 191 00:09:45,120 --> 00:09:47,350 I let Blair go. Let's leave it at that. 192 00:09:47,520 --> 00:09:49,954 You're actually telling me you're not furious? 193 00:09:50,120 --> 00:09:51,758 Next chapter. 194 00:09:51,960 --> 00:09:55,873 Ever thought it's your denial of these feelings that's giving you nightmares? 195 00:09:56,840 --> 00:10:00,469 Expressing your rage and anger is part of your healing process. 196 00:10:00,640 --> 00:10:03,029 You can't move on until you let it out. 197 00:10:03,560 --> 00:10:06,233 You have to face that you didn't let Blair go... 198 00:10:06,400 --> 00:10:08,630 ...you lost her to someone else. 199 00:10:08,800 --> 00:10:10,791 You don't know what I did. 200 00:10:12,600 --> 00:10:14,272 But, yes... 201 00:10:14,720 --> 00:10:19,032 ...maybe there is something else I need to do if I'm ever going to move on. 202 00:10:19,920 --> 00:10:23,276 I don't wanna lie to you. I don't wanna lie to myself. 203 00:10:36,640 --> 00:10:41,031 If I ever really let Blair go, I don't need this anymore. 204 00:10:44,640 --> 00:10:45,755 It's beautiful. 205 00:10:46,720 --> 00:10:48,711 I bought it to give to her. 206 00:10:49,560 --> 00:10:52,074 I've been keeping hold of it ever since... 207 00:10:53,400 --> 00:10:55,868 ...when really what I should do is just return it. 208 00:10:58,880 --> 00:11:01,110 If that's what you need to do, you should do it. 209 00:11:01,480 --> 00:11:02,959 Will you take it? 210 00:11:03,120 --> 00:11:07,318 Just give it to charity or something, I don't care. Just take it away. 211 00:11:17,120 --> 00:11:18,109 Thank you. 212 00:11:32,560 --> 00:11:36,473 So, Mr. Screenwriter, are you ready for your first ever development meeting? 213 00:11:36,640 --> 00:11:39,359 I think so. As long as you don't wanna change the ending... 214 00:11:39,520 --> 00:11:41,988 ...or the beginning or all the stuff in the middle. 215 00:11:42,480 --> 00:11:44,550 Don't worry, you'll love working with Jane. 216 00:11:44,720 --> 00:11:47,359 - Ah, there he is. - Whoa, hey. 217 00:11:47,520 --> 00:11:49,431 We're so excited. 218 00:11:50,240 --> 00:11:53,357 Dan, this is Natalie, my exec at Warners. 219 00:11:53,520 --> 00:11:55,988 - Hi, so nice to... - I love, love, love your book. 220 00:11:56,160 --> 00:11:58,310 The characters, the voice, everything. 221 00:11:58,480 --> 00:12:02,393 Honestly, just transfer the novel straight to Final Draft. Copy, paste, done. 222 00:12:02,560 --> 00:12:05,996 Wow, thank you. So you don't have any notes before I start writing? 223 00:12:06,160 --> 00:12:10,472 We'd love if you could open up the world of the Upper East Side a bit more. 224 00:12:10,680 --> 00:12:13,797 Rich people are so hard to like. Maybe add someone more relatable. 225 00:12:13,960 --> 00:12:15,837 I, heh... I thought I did that already. 226 00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:18,878 I think Dan is referring to his main character, Dylan Hunter. 227 00:12:19,040 --> 00:12:22,715 He'll appeal to everyone. He starts off as an innocent from Brooklyn. 228 00:12:22,880 --> 00:12:25,838 Who quotes Hawthorne and screens Fellini films? I don't think so. 229 00:12:26,040 --> 00:12:27,598 We need a real outsider as a hero. 230 00:12:27,760 --> 00:12:30,911 A tragic back-story would give him more to overcome. Maybe he's an orphan. 231 00:12:31,080 --> 00:12:33,275 - Wait... - Another thought that occurred to me... 232 00:12:33,440 --> 00:12:35,829 ...was to Glee this up. You know, music. 233 00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:39,390 - Originals or covers. - Okay, stop. What's going on? 234 00:12:39,560 --> 00:12:42,313 I thought we were turning this into an important film. 235 00:12:42,480 --> 00:12:46,234 - Dan, relax, we're just talking. - About turning my book into Newsies. 236 00:12:46,400 --> 00:12:49,153 Inside is my life. And thank you so much... 237 00:12:49,320 --> 00:12:52,153 ...but I don't need anyone to tell me how to write it. 238 00:12:58,440 --> 00:13:01,273 A royal wedding is more than just the most glamorous event... 239 00:13:01,440 --> 00:13:04,159 ...on the social calendar, it is also the most dangerous. 240 00:13:04,320 --> 00:13:07,756 People will try to kidnap you and break you for the details. 241 00:13:07,920 --> 00:13:10,559 Paparazzi will tap your phones. 242 00:13:10,880 --> 00:13:14,714 I need to know who of you is going to crack under the pressure. 243 00:13:14,880 --> 00:13:16,791 The contest today will simulate... 244 00:13:16,960 --> 00:13:19,918 ...how you'd perform your bridesmaids duties under extreme duress. 245 00:13:20,080 --> 00:13:21,069 Now fall in line! 246 00:13:22,400 --> 00:13:25,278 Dressing me for my wedding means attending to my every need... 247 00:13:25,440 --> 00:13:29,638 ...no matter how big or small. Adjust for reception, cinch that train. 248 00:13:30,480 --> 00:13:32,789 Penelope? She has to pee! 249 00:13:32,960 --> 00:13:34,791 - Okay. - Where's secret wedding location? 250 00:13:34,960 --> 00:13:37,190 - We don't know. - Who designed Miss Blair's dress? 251 00:13:37,360 --> 00:13:39,112 - We can't tell you! - Good one, Jessica. 252 00:13:39,280 --> 00:13:40,872 - Now block that baby bump! - Blocking. 253 00:13:41,040 --> 00:13:42,029 What baby bump? 254 00:13:43,360 --> 00:13:47,990 Let's go, girls. Faster. Who wants it? You know the rules. You trip, you're out. 255 00:13:48,160 --> 00:13:50,037 You spill, you're out. 256 00:13:50,320 --> 00:13:51,309 Whoa. Oh. 257 00:13:51,480 --> 00:13:54,711 Come on. Nice work, Charlie. I like what I see. 258 00:14:00,680 --> 00:14:02,318 I'm sorry, l... 259 00:14:02,520 --> 00:14:03,953 You sicken me. 260 00:14:06,600 --> 00:14:08,830 - May I help you? - Yeah. I work for Diana Payne. 261 00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:12,310 She wanted me to hand-deliver Keith Gessen the new Spectator tablet. 262 00:14:12,480 --> 00:14:16,314 - It'll serve as his invitation for the party. - Keith doesn't need an invitation... 263 00:14:16,480 --> 00:14:18,232 ...since he'll be attending with Diana. 264 00:14:18,400 --> 00:14:20,630 Uh, but I'll gladly take the tablet myself. 265 00:14:21,160 --> 00:14:23,833 Wait, so he's going as her date? 266 00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:27,117 Hello, they've been going out for two months. 267 00:14:31,840 --> 00:14:33,717 I thought you worked in media. 268 00:14:36,200 --> 00:14:37,758 Hey. 269 00:14:37,920 --> 00:14:41,913 I know this morning was a total disaster, but nobody blames you. 270 00:14:42,880 --> 00:14:45,110 Whatever Jane sent you here to say, just say it. 271 00:14:45,280 --> 00:14:48,397 We both think that you should waive your right to write the script. 272 00:14:50,040 --> 00:14:51,029 Why would I do that? 273 00:14:51,200 --> 00:14:54,078 You write it, your project will be stuck in development hell. 274 00:14:54,240 --> 00:14:57,038 You'll write a draft, a year later you'll still be rewriting. 275 00:14:57,240 --> 00:15:00,073 You'll never give them what they want. You're too close to it. 276 00:15:00,240 --> 00:15:02,879 - That's not even the point. - Well, it sounds like it was. 277 00:15:03,040 --> 00:15:05,600 - You're a huge novelist now. - I don't know about huge. 278 00:15:05,760 --> 00:15:08,558 - I mean, I'm number nine. - Next week, you'll be number one. 279 00:15:08,760 --> 00:15:11,194 - I'll take two. I'm not greedy. - Seriously... 280 00:15:11,360 --> 00:15:13,749 ...you should be focusing on your next best-seller. 281 00:15:13,920 --> 00:15:17,435 Let us hire an A-list writer, like an Akiva Goldsman. 282 00:15:17,600 --> 00:15:18,953 Somebody who Jane can't bully. 283 00:15:19,120 --> 00:15:22,078 Somebody who gets great movies made and will honor your book. 284 00:15:22,240 --> 00:15:24,231 You think you could get somebody like him? 285 00:15:24,400 --> 00:15:27,233 Absolutely. Jane works with Oscar winners all the time. 286 00:15:27,400 --> 00:15:29,311 Can I guarantee she's not gonna screw up? 287 00:15:29,480 --> 00:15:30,549 I won't let her. 288 00:15:30,720 --> 00:15:35,510 She may not know this world, but I do. And I will protect your story and you. 289 00:15:36,280 --> 00:15:37,269 Careful, S. 290 00:15:37,440 --> 00:15:39,670 - I have your word? - You have my word. 291 00:15:39,840 --> 00:15:43,515 Everybody knows the road to hell is paved with good intentions... 292 00:15:43,680 --> 00:15:45,910 ... and shady bosses. 293 00:15:51,080 --> 00:15:52,479 - Hello? - Hey. 294 00:15:52,640 --> 00:15:55,029 There you are. Why aren't you back here yet? 295 00:15:55,200 --> 00:15:57,998 I got a little hung up at Keith Gessen's office. 296 00:15:58,440 --> 00:16:01,273 Were you ever gonna tell me you're bringing him as your date? 297 00:16:01,440 --> 00:16:05,353 Of course. I wanted to say something this morning, but, um... 298 00:16:05,520 --> 00:16:08,796 You were busy lecturing me on how you can't mix business with pleasure. 299 00:16:08,960 --> 00:16:12,350 Keith's just business, really. You are both. 300 00:16:12,520 --> 00:16:15,034 - But no one can know that I am. - Not right now. 301 00:16:15,200 --> 00:16:17,668 I know you don't understand, but you need to trust me. 302 00:16:19,080 --> 00:16:22,470 No, you know what I need to do is rethink this whole relationship. 303 00:16:26,600 --> 00:16:28,192 Get me Charlie Rhodes. 304 00:16:28,800 --> 00:16:31,758 Okay, Dan's off the project. 305 00:16:31,920 --> 00:16:33,717 Take a bow, Serena. 306 00:16:35,040 --> 00:16:36,553 You're a star. How'd you accomplish it? 307 00:16:36,720 --> 00:16:38,950 I just convinced him that he and his novel... 308 00:16:39,120 --> 00:16:41,509 ...would be better served by a top-tier screenwriter. 309 00:16:41,680 --> 00:16:45,593 And he will be. Sorkin's agent called right after you left. 310 00:16:46,360 --> 00:16:49,830 - Heh, Aaron Sorkin? - Is adapting Inside. 311 00:16:50,040 --> 00:16:51,996 Oh, my Go... What? 312 00:16:52,160 --> 00:16:55,436 That's incredible. How did you get that to happen so fast? 313 00:16:55,600 --> 00:16:58,160 I had Sorkin lined up for a week. 314 00:16:58,320 --> 00:17:00,595 His agent and I were just waiting. 315 00:17:01,640 --> 00:17:03,835 For me to convince Dan to quit? 316 00:17:04,680 --> 00:17:07,831 So this explains your Inside: The Musical pitch. 317 00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:10,958 Come on, I always knew that Dan wasn't going to work out. 318 00:17:11,160 --> 00:17:12,718 I just gave him a little nudge. 319 00:17:12,880 --> 00:17:15,189 Be happy, Sorkin is a good thing. 320 00:17:16,080 --> 00:17:19,516 I just wish we could have spared everyone the drama this morning. 321 00:17:19,680 --> 00:17:20,715 Are you kidding? 322 00:17:20,880 --> 00:17:24,350 Dan coming in this morning did more for this project than you'll ever know. 323 00:17:24,520 --> 00:17:26,272 - Why? - Because we got to see... 324 00:17:26,440 --> 00:17:28,158 ...what this movie should really be. 325 00:17:28,320 --> 00:17:33,599 A self-important teenager who betrays his friends for fame and fortune. 326 00:17:33,760 --> 00:17:38,231 Inside will be the next Social Network. We're gonna Zuckerberg him. 327 00:17:39,040 --> 00:17:40,792 Jane, this isn't fair. 328 00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:43,428 I prefer to let the audience decide what's fair or not. 329 00:17:43,600 --> 00:17:45,113 Dan is not like that. 330 00:17:45,280 --> 00:17:48,078 Why don't I put a dinner on the books for us? You'll see. 331 00:17:48,240 --> 00:17:50,390 The next time I see Dan will be at Cannes... 332 00:17:50,560 --> 00:17:53,916 ...when I'm shaking his grateful hand on the dais. 333 00:17:54,480 --> 00:17:56,789 I have a call to make. 334 00:17:56,960 --> 00:17:59,076 See you at the party tonight? 335 00:18:00,840 --> 00:18:02,239 Congratulations, girls. 336 00:18:02,400 --> 00:18:06,075 You've survived the most physically and mentally challenging day of your lives. 337 00:18:06,240 --> 00:18:09,118 And all you have to show for it are a few bruises. 338 00:18:09,280 --> 00:18:11,271 Now, for the final round... 339 00:18:11,440 --> 00:18:14,238 ...you will be accompanying me and my prince... 340 00:18:14,400 --> 00:18:16,960 ...to the fabulous Spectator launch party tonight. 341 00:18:18,480 --> 00:18:20,789 We're going to play a game with one of the guests. 342 00:18:20,960 --> 00:18:23,349 - Well, who's the target? - A boy, of course. 343 00:18:23,520 --> 00:18:25,272 - I'm listening. - At the wedding... 344 00:18:25,440 --> 00:18:28,830 ...you'll be the apple of every bachelor's eye. 345 00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:31,275 So I need to know who is going to bag a baron... 346 00:18:31,440 --> 00:18:33,112 ...and who's going to embarrass me. 347 00:18:33,280 --> 00:18:35,999 - With a busboy? - Exactly. 348 00:18:36,160 --> 00:18:39,994 So tonight, whoever's the first to get a kiss... 349 00:18:40,160 --> 00:18:42,628 ...from one of New York's most eligible bachelors... 350 00:18:43,200 --> 00:18:47,876 ...wins the right to call herself my royal bridesmaid. 351 00:18:48,040 --> 00:18:50,270 So tell us, who is it? 352 00:18:51,360 --> 00:18:54,158 Dorota, will you do the honors? 353 00:18:57,640 --> 00:18:59,517 Nate Archibald. 354 00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:01,113 I am so all over this. 355 00:19:04,240 --> 00:19:06,276 - Yes. Oh, my God. - Yes. 356 00:19:06,440 --> 00:19:07,919 This is the best day of my life. 357 00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:10,230 - Hello? - Why is Nate calling me... 358 00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:12,072 ...from Keith Gessen's office? 359 00:19:12,240 --> 00:19:16,153 I asked you to make a few simple deliveries for a few specific people... 360 00:19:16,360 --> 00:19:18,351 - ...and you botched it. - I know. 361 00:19:18,560 --> 00:19:20,232 I'm so sorry... 362 00:19:20,400 --> 00:19:23,358 ...but Blair's having a competition to pick her bridesmaids. 363 00:19:23,520 --> 00:19:27,752 And if I win, I can cover the royal wedding for The Spectator. 364 00:19:27,960 --> 00:19:30,918 Then you better win, for your sake. 365 00:19:31,080 --> 00:19:34,277 I just have one more task to complete. 366 00:19:39,360 --> 00:19:41,920 - Hey. - Hey. Are you free tonight? 367 00:19:42,080 --> 00:19:45,470 Jane was hoping you would be my guest to the Spectator party. 368 00:19:45,640 --> 00:19:48,871 Let me guess, Jane loves me again now that I quit the movie. 369 00:19:49,080 --> 00:19:52,470 I think she just wants to get to know you better. The real you. 370 00:19:52,640 --> 00:19:54,312 So be super nice, okay? 371 00:19:54,480 --> 00:19:57,199 Heh, I'm always nice. Yeah, I'll see you tonight. 372 00:19:57,360 --> 00:20:00,716 Spotted: S trying to navigate a slippery slope. 373 00:20:00,880 --> 00:20:04,156 But she's not the only accident waiting to happen. 374 00:20:08,280 --> 00:20:10,714 Hey, did you get my text? 375 00:20:10,880 --> 00:20:14,156 Oh, I turned my phone off, actually. 376 00:20:15,480 --> 00:20:16,993 - Are you okay? - I'm, uh... 377 00:20:17,920 --> 00:20:20,639 - I'm good. - He says, teeth clenched. 378 00:20:21,120 --> 00:20:23,190 Come on, let me help. 379 00:20:23,560 --> 00:20:25,630 I'm really good with other people's problems. 380 00:20:26,080 --> 00:20:28,640 Not so much my own. But... 381 00:20:28,800 --> 00:20:31,598 Well, there's this... There's this girl. 382 00:20:31,920 --> 00:20:34,559 And I asked her to be my date to the party tonight. 383 00:20:34,720 --> 00:20:37,439 - And she said no? - Which was fine... 384 00:20:38,040 --> 00:20:40,634 ...until I find out that she's bringing another guy. 385 00:20:40,800 --> 00:20:43,360 Do you think that she's trying to let you down easy? 386 00:20:44,200 --> 00:20:46,475 Easy's not her style. No. 387 00:20:46,680 --> 00:20:48,636 Well, then she's trying to make you jealous. 388 00:20:48,800 --> 00:20:50,597 Trust me, Nate, we're all the same. 389 00:20:50,760 --> 00:20:52,478 Okay, so, what do I do? 390 00:20:52,640 --> 00:20:55,074 Fight fire with fire. 391 00:20:57,440 --> 00:20:59,351 Take me as your date. 392 00:21:02,320 --> 00:21:04,515 Well, no, I wouldn't wanna, uh, ruin your night. 393 00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:06,159 You won't. 394 00:21:06,400 --> 00:21:08,550 Pick me up at 6. 395 00:21:14,920 --> 00:21:17,992 Oh, heh, you're getting excited, aren't you? 396 00:21:18,160 --> 00:21:21,277 - You're getting excited. Come on. - Dr. Barnes. 397 00:21:21,760 --> 00:21:23,432 You shouldn't be here. 398 00:21:23,640 --> 00:21:26,234 And I wouldn't be if you answered any of my calls. 399 00:21:26,400 --> 00:21:27,913 I told you I'm done. 400 00:21:28,080 --> 00:21:30,640 I can't be responsible for destroying a young man... 401 00:21:30,840 --> 00:21:33,035 ...who's doing everything he can to heal himself. 402 00:21:33,240 --> 00:21:34,878 And what about our deal? 403 00:21:35,040 --> 00:21:37,474 As much as it would have helped, here's your refund. 404 00:21:51,720 --> 00:21:54,109 At the tone, please record your message. 405 00:21:55,440 --> 00:21:57,476 Dr. Barnes, it's Chuck. 406 00:21:57,640 --> 00:21:59,358 I think I'm in trouble. 407 00:21:59,760 --> 00:22:01,113 Can you meet me tonight? 408 00:22:01,280 --> 00:22:03,396 When you drive Chuck over the edge... 409 00:22:03,560 --> 00:22:06,438 ... it's you who will wind up roadkill. 410 00:22:17,280 --> 00:22:19,589 - So how was your day? - Hmm, just what I needed. 411 00:22:19,800 --> 00:22:21,279 Old habits die hard. 412 00:22:21,440 --> 00:22:22,714 Hello. 413 00:22:22,880 --> 00:22:24,871 If they die at all. 414 00:22:25,080 --> 00:22:26,752 What are they doing here? 415 00:22:26,920 --> 00:22:28,990 I thought we agreed we'd be done by tonight. 416 00:22:29,160 --> 00:22:30,559 And I will be, my dear. 417 00:22:30,720 --> 00:22:33,029 The girls have one more tiny thing to take care of. 418 00:22:33,240 --> 00:22:35,515 You won't even notice they're here. 419 00:22:38,600 --> 00:22:40,556 - Hi. How are you? - Hi. 420 00:22:42,240 --> 00:22:45,596 - Where's Nate? - Heh, where's Charlie? 421 00:22:51,280 --> 00:22:52,508 Game on. 422 00:22:53,760 --> 00:22:56,069 You look amazing. 423 00:22:58,720 --> 00:23:01,757 I wanna offer my sincerest congratulations. Chuck Bass. 424 00:23:01,920 --> 00:23:03,751 Diana Payne. So nice to meet you. 425 00:23:03,960 --> 00:23:05,871 I've heard a lot about you and let me just say... 426 00:23:06,040 --> 00:23:07,553 ...the best of it does you no justice. 427 00:23:07,720 --> 00:23:10,393 - Oh, heh. - I'm sorry, have we met before? 428 00:23:10,560 --> 00:23:11,993 Not that I can recall. 429 00:23:12,480 --> 00:23:15,040 Heh, It's funny, just looking at you now, I could've sworn... 430 00:23:15,200 --> 00:23:16,519 I think I'd remember. 431 00:23:16,680 --> 00:23:17,874 Enjoy the party. 432 00:23:21,160 --> 00:23:23,515 - Chuck. - Your Highness, always a pleasure. 433 00:23:23,680 --> 00:23:25,352 Give it a rest, Bass. 434 00:23:31,840 --> 00:23:33,273 I'm sorry, my friend's here. 435 00:23:33,440 --> 00:23:35,112 - Dan. - Jane, hey. 436 00:23:35,280 --> 00:23:37,271 Thank you for inviting me. I appreciate it. 437 00:23:37,760 --> 00:23:39,990 Of course. I'm just so happy you could make it. 438 00:23:40,160 --> 00:23:41,798 Serena, look, I found Dan. 439 00:23:41,960 --> 00:23:44,679 Did you already tell him we got Sorkin to write the movie? 440 00:23:45,720 --> 00:23:47,199 What? No. That's incredible. 441 00:23:47,360 --> 00:23:50,557 I know. Now your character will talk even faster than you do. 442 00:23:50,720 --> 00:23:53,518 You mind if I call my agent and tell her? I'll be right back. 443 00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:58,389 Don't think I don't know what you're doing. 444 00:23:58,560 --> 00:24:01,996 You can't guilt-trip me into changing my mind about the lead character. 445 00:24:02,160 --> 00:24:05,630 I just wanted you to get to know the real Dan. 446 00:24:05,800 --> 00:24:07,916 He's genuine and caring and funny... 447 00:24:08,080 --> 00:24:11,038 The Zuckerberg version is the better story. 448 00:24:11,200 --> 00:24:12,189 The better movie. 449 00:24:12,840 --> 00:24:14,956 I gave Dan my word that I would protect him. 450 00:24:15,120 --> 00:24:17,156 He's one of my best friends. 451 00:24:17,320 --> 00:24:19,038 Please, don't do this to him. 452 00:24:19,680 --> 00:24:21,318 It's already done. 453 00:24:21,480 --> 00:24:23,038 And you know what? 454 00:24:23,200 --> 00:24:27,034 I'm taking you off this project, effective immediately. 455 00:24:27,200 --> 00:24:28,952 Like Dan, you're just too close to it. 456 00:24:34,280 --> 00:24:36,475 Nate, these offices are so big. 457 00:24:36,640 --> 00:24:39,029 - You have to show me yours. - I'd love to. Yeah, we got a lot... 458 00:24:39,200 --> 00:24:42,237 Ah, there you are. Heh. I was waiting for you at the bar. 459 00:24:42,400 --> 00:24:45,358 Well, you'll have to keep waiting. Heh, Nate just promised me a tour. 460 00:24:45,520 --> 00:24:47,351 Oh, of the office? I'll come with. 461 00:24:47,520 --> 00:24:50,876 No, I wanna see your Spectator, not hers. Sorry, Charlie. 462 00:24:51,680 --> 00:24:52,715 Is that a...? 463 00:24:53,760 --> 00:24:54,749 Oh, my...! 464 00:25:04,040 --> 00:25:07,350 Serena, you came after all. I'm delighted. 465 00:25:07,520 --> 00:25:09,317 So, what do you think of The Spectator? 466 00:25:09,480 --> 00:25:12,358 - Everyone seems to be having fun. - Except for you. 467 00:25:12,520 --> 00:25:13,589 Well, heh... 468 00:25:13,760 --> 00:25:16,797 What? I can't help but pry. Of course, you don't have to tell me. 469 00:25:16,960 --> 00:25:20,077 I just got myself into a situation... 470 00:25:20,280 --> 00:25:22,555 ...that's gonna hurt somebody I really care about. 471 00:25:22,720 --> 00:25:25,917 I thought I could fix it tonight, but I can't. 472 00:25:26,080 --> 00:25:28,469 Maybe I can. I'm quite the problem solver. 473 00:25:28,640 --> 00:25:29,959 I don't think you wanna know. 474 00:25:30,120 --> 00:25:32,998 - It involves a friend of yours. - Jane? 475 00:25:35,520 --> 00:25:37,272 Now you have to tell me. 476 00:25:37,640 --> 00:25:41,155 It's about the book option I got for her. 477 00:25:41,320 --> 00:25:42,912 I need to kill the project. 478 00:25:43,080 --> 00:25:44,957 Give me two seconds and it'll vanish. 479 00:25:45,120 --> 00:25:47,429 Thank you, but I'll figure it out on my own. 480 00:25:47,640 --> 00:25:49,790 You just said you couldn't. 481 00:25:50,240 --> 00:25:52,071 Jane and I have history. 482 00:25:52,240 --> 00:25:54,390 She doesn't always like to be reminded of it... 483 00:25:54,560 --> 00:25:56,312 ...and it's been a while since I did. 484 00:25:56,480 --> 00:25:58,232 What kind of history? 485 00:25:58,400 --> 00:26:01,119 Some things are best left to the imagination. 486 00:26:01,440 --> 00:26:04,352 So how bad do you want your problem to go away? 487 00:26:08,960 --> 00:26:10,075 - Jane? - Yes? 488 00:26:10,240 --> 00:26:11,832 A word. 489 00:26:14,280 --> 00:26:16,191 Oh, just kiss him and win already. 490 00:26:16,360 --> 00:26:20,876 Anybody with eyes can see Nate has a huge crush on you. I give up. 491 00:26:21,040 --> 00:26:24,794 I would, but I'm starting to feel like I'm not Nate's type. 492 00:26:24,960 --> 00:26:28,316 Hello, Nate doesn't have a type. He's like Derek Jeter. 493 00:26:28,480 --> 00:26:29,595 Well, when he saw you... 494 00:26:29,760 --> 00:26:32,320 ...he said that you were the hottest girl at Constance. 495 00:26:33,320 --> 00:26:35,197 Nate said that? 496 00:26:35,640 --> 00:26:37,631 Oh, my God, what else did Nate say? 497 00:26:37,800 --> 00:26:40,473 Something about how you were the only girl at Constance... 498 00:26:40,640 --> 00:26:43,359 ...he wished that he had hooked up with but never did. 499 00:26:43,680 --> 00:26:45,716 Until now. 500 00:26:46,720 --> 00:26:48,950 I love what you've done with the place. Very 2.0. 501 00:26:49,120 --> 00:26:51,588 - Thanks, man, I appreciate that. We just... - Let's do this. 502 00:26:51,760 --> 00:26:52,749 Whoa! 503 00:26:54,080 --> 00:26:56,753 Penelope, what did I tell you about consorting with the help? 504 00:26:58,720 --> 00:26:59,755 You're dismissed. 505 00:27:05,280 --> 00:27:08,158 What? It's not my fault she tripped. 506 00:27:19,040 --> 00:27:21,270 - Uh, you leaving already? - I'm sorry, I have to go. 507 00:27:21,440 --> 00:27:23,431 I was hoping we could talk about the movie. 508 00:27:23,640 --> 00:27:26,712 It's dead. If you want to know why, talk to your friend Serena. 509 00:27:31,240 --> 00:27:33,629 I know the night's young and the bar's still open... 510 00:27:33,800 --> 00:27:36,553 ...but I wanted to thank everybody for coming. 511 00:27:36,720 --> 00:27:37,914 It means so much to me... 512 00:27:38,080 --> 00:27:41,277 ...to know that if a bomb went off this second, New York media would be over. 513 00:27:45,120 --> 00:27:48,032 - Hey, thanks for being my date. - Of course. 514 00:27:48,200 --> 00:27:51,272 I just hope we were able to make whoever you're seeing jealous. 515 00:27:51,480 --> 00:27:53,516 I don't know, I don't even think she cared. 516 00:27:53,680 --> 00:27:55,910 Let's make her care. 517 00:27:56,320 --> 00:27:59,551 - I'm game if you are. - Yeah? 518 00:28:00,240 --> 00:28:04,552 We are going to be different from Gossip Girl and other anonymous sites... 519 00:28:04,720 --> 00:28:08,474 ...which traffic in damaging rumors and innuendo. 520 00:28:09,800 --> 00:28:12,633 Ugh, I'm sorry. Where was I? 521 00:28:13,120 --> 00:28:16,829 Um, The Spectator is only going to print facts. 522 00:28:17,960 --> 00:28:21,589 If you did it, you deserve to get caught. 523 00:28:21,760 --> 00:28:23,352 And we're gonna catch you. 524 00:28:23,520 --> 00:28:26,273 So with apologies to my other esteemed editors... 525 00:28:26,880 --> 00:28:30,077 ...starting tonight, I'm gonna be poaching your best reporters... 526 00:28:30,240 --> 00:28:32,629 ...and stealing all your best stories. 527 00:28:32,800 --> 00:28:34,233 I have a story for you. 528 00:28:34,880 --> 00:28:36,472 So let's hear it, Mr. Bass. 529 00:28:36,640 --> 00:28:40,189 My therapist, Dr. Eliza Barnes, has been using hypnosis... 530 00:28:40,360 --> 00:28:43,591 ...to coerce me into performing unspeakable acts. 531 00:28:43,800 --> 00:28:48,157 I am Dr. Barnes and I promise you that none of this is true. 532 00:28:49,080 --> 00:28:50,399 It's okay, Chuck. 533 00:28:51,200 --> 00:28:54,590 You're in a very vulnerable psychological state right now. 534 00:28:54,760 --> 00:28:55,829 I wonder why. 535 00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:58,878 Maybe because I just found out... 536 00:28:59,040 --> 00:29:04,637 ...you were taking money to reveal confidential information about me. 537 00:29:04,800 --> 00:29:08,509 Now that's a story I can print if you have proof. 538 00:29:08,680 --> 00:29:10,716 Uh, Chuck, stop. 539 00:29:10,880 --> 00:29:12,632 Why are you doing this? 540 00:29:12,800 --> 00:29:14,631 If you don't believe me... 541 00:29:15,720 --> 00:29:17,915 ...you should ask your fianc�. 542 00:29:20,080 --> 00:29:21,479 He's the one who paid her. 543 00:29:21,640 --> 00:29:24,677 Don't worry, B, you're still marrying a prince... 544 00:29:25,160 --> 00:29:26,275 ... of fools. 545 00:29:28,800 --> 00:29:31,189 Blair, wait. 546 00:29:31,360 --> 00:29:33,032 Please, I know how upset you must be. 547 00:29:33,240 --> 00:29:36,869 After all this arguing about scheming, what you've been doing is even worse. 548 00:29:37,080 --> 00:29:38,069 But I can explain. 549 00:29:38,240 --> 00:29:40,231 What possible explanation could you have... 550 00:29:40,440 --> 00:29:42,556 ...for paying Chuck's therapist to spy on him? 551 00:29:43,080 --> 00:29:44,752 I found the paternity test. 552 00:29:46,240 --> 00:29:47,832 The one that you'd torn to pieces. 553 00:29:48,760 --> 00:29:49,749 Oh, my God. 554 00:29:49,920 --> 00:29:52,957 You didn't tell me you weren't sure who the father was. 555 00:29:53,120 --> 00:29:54,394 Well, ugh... 556 00:29:54,560 --> 00:29:57,313 - I had to get the test. - So you could decide who to be with? 557 00:29:57,480 --> 00:30:01,268 No. So we both could have peace of mind... 558 00:30:01,440 --> 00:30:04,637 ...knowing that what I prayed for in my heart was true. 559 00:30:07,840 --> 00:30:10,115 The paternity test showed me... 560 00:30:10,280 --> 00:30:14,068 ...that some part of you thought you might still have a choice to make. 561 00:30:14,240 --> 00:30:18,074 And I needed you to see that Chuck will always be the wrong one. 562 00:30:21,840 --> 00:30:23,398 Louis... 563 00:30:23,560 --> 00:30:26,757 ...I don't know how many more times I can say this. 564 00:30:27,400 --> 00:30:29,755 But Chuck and I can never work. 565 00:30:31,600 --> 00:30:33,033 You know that for certain? 566 00:30:33,240 --> 00:30:34,673 I do. 567 00:30:35,040 --> 00:30:36,473 So does he. 568 00:30:36,640 --> 00:30:38,596 And so should you. 569 00:30:39,360 --> 00:30:42,796 Chuck destroys everything and everybody in his life... 570 00:30:42,960 --> 00:30:44,951 ...and he'll never change. 571 00:30:45,920 --> 00:30:47,990 But what's scaring me is that... 572 00:30:48,800 --> 00:30:51,360 ...you're changing into him. 573 00:31:00,640 --> 00:31:02,596 Did you just kill my movie? 574 00:31:02,760 --> 00:31:05,832 Only because I had no other choice. But I did it for you. 575 00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:08,150 - For me? Are you kidding? - Listen, please... 576 00:31:08,320 --> 00:31:10,914 Tell me one thing. Was this your plan from the beginning? 577 00:31:11,080 --> 00:31:13,594 - Heh, what? - You hate your character so much... 578 00:31:13,760 --> 00:31:16,149 ...you couldn't stand to see this made into a movie. 579 00:31:16,320 --> 00:31:20,029 Millions of people mightjudge you, and we all know how much you like that. 580 00:31:20,200 --> 00:31:22,270 For the record, having the project killed... 581 00:31:22,440 --> 00:31:25,750 ...had nothing to do with my image and everything to do with yours. 582 00:31:25,920 --> 00:31:27,831 Jane was gonna do a hatchetjob on you. 583 00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:31,072 And now I'm gonna get fired for stopping her. 584 00:31:34,120 --> 00:31:36,076 - That was fun. - More fun than you expected? 585 00:31:36,240 --> 00:31:39,232 A lot more. Maybe we should stage another make-out session later. 586 00:31:39,400 --> 00:31:41,197 - You know, just for us. - Heh. 587 00:31:41,400 --> 00:31:44,870 Congratulations. Looks like you won Blair's contest. 588 00:31:45,040 --> 00:31:47,998 - Wait, what? What is she talking about? - Oh, didn't you know? 589 00:31:48,160 --> 00:31:50,469 This was all a game. 590 00:31:50,640 --> 00:31:53,632 Charlie kissed you so she could be one of Blair's bridesmaids. 591 00:31:53,800 --> 00:31:55,358 For The Spectator, of course. 592 00:31:56,480 --> 00:31:59,438 Oh, guess she left that part out. 593 00:32:00,960 --> 00:32:02,313 Nate, I'm sorry. 594 00:32:02,480 --> 00:32:04,630 Oh, don't fret, Charlie. 595 00:32:04,800 --> 00:32:09,430 I'm sure Nate wasn't completely honest with you either. Were you, honey? 596 00:32:14,080 --> 00:32:16,548 Right, then. I'd better get back to my real date. 597 00:32:17,520 --> 00:32:19,112 Keep up the good work, Charlie. 598 00:32:20,320 --> 00:32:21,799 Cheers. 599 00:32:22,920 --> 00:32:27,948 - What, so you used me to get a story? - The girl you're seeing is our boss? 600 00:32:29,920 --> 00:32:33,356 Well, if it isn't the good doctor. 601 00:32:33,920 --> 00:32:36,957 I thought you should know I'm gonna shut down my practice. 602 00:32:37,760 --> 00:32:40,638 Why? I know people say therapy's a waste of time... 603 00:32:40,800 --> 00:32:43,360 ...but you did wonders with my trust issues. 604 00:32:43,520 --> 00:32:46,910 I understand you're angry. I don't expect you to ever forgive me. 605 00:32:47,080 --> 00:32:48,832 I just thought you should know... 606 00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:51,355 ...Louis wasn't paying me for information alone. 607 00:32:51,520 --> 00:32:53,590 He wanted me to drive you into a rage. 608 00:32:53,760 --> 00:32:57,275 To turn you into this monster you apparently used to be. 609 00:32:57,440 --> 00:33:00,989 Louis is so threatened by you that he wanted to remind Blair... 610 00:33:01,160 --> 00:33:02,559 Why she chose him. 611 00:33:04,560 --> 00:33:07,518 - Maybe Louis is right. - He doesn't have to be. 612 00:33:08,040 --> 00:33:09,439 You can change. 613 00:33:10,880 --> 00:33:13,269 Remember this morning when I asked you about Blair? 614 00:33:13,440 --> 00:33:17,274 I was trying to provoke you, but you chose something else. 615 00:33:17,440 --> 00:33:19,874 Something better. 616 00:33:20,360 --> 00:33:21,952 You chose to let go. 617 00:33:23,360 --> 00:33:26,238 Continue down that road and I bet you'll find some peace. 618 00:33:27,280 --> 00:33:29,635 I've always wondered what that felt like. 619 00:33:29,800 --> 00:33:31,313 Good luck. 620 00:33:33,800 --> 00:33:35,438 And I'm sorry. 621 00:33:36,520 --> 00:33:37,794 I really did want to help. 622 00:33:40,360 --> 00:33:44,148 Spotted: Chuck Bass standing at the crossroads. 623 00:33:45,120 --> 00:33:48,237 Looks like we're gonna have to watch his every step. 624 00:33:54,080 --> 00:33:55,593 Serena. 625 00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:58,594 Word on the street is you're back on the job market. 626 00:33:58,760 --> 00:34:02,150 - You don't waste any time, do you? - Not when I know what I want. 627 00:34:03,480 --> 00:34:06,233 There must be some way I can convince you to write a blog for The Spectator. 628 00:34:06,400 --> 00:34:10,552 Not if it's about the Upper East Side or anyone who lives there, including me. 629 00:34:10,720 --> 00:34:14,633 I'm sorry. I know that I owe you a favor... 630 00:34:15,200 --> 00:34:18,237 ...but I don't wanna be the next Gossip Girl. 631 00:34:18,400 --> 00:34:22,279 I don't believe in attacking people online and spreading rumors. 632 00:34:22,440 --> 00:34:26,228 Neither do I. Which is why I wanna take Gossip Girl down. 633 00:34:26,400 --> 00:34:27,549 How? 634 00:34:27,720 --> 00:34:29,312 Everyone reads her. 635 00:34:29,480 --> 00:34:31,710 And whether they admit it or not, everyone posts. 636 00:34:31,880 --> 00:34:33,279 This city is addicted to her. 637 00:34:33,440 --> 00:34:35,556 Only because she writes about people like you. 638 00:34:36,240 --> 00:34:38,117 Think about it. 639 00:34:38,280 --> 00:34:42,717 If you and your friends are the main reason people care about Gossip Girl... 640 00:34:42,880 --> 00:34:44,359 ...and starting tomorrow... 641 00:34:44,520 --> 00:34:47,353 ...everyone can read about you straight from the source... 642 00:34:47,520 --> 00:34:50,910 ...that would make Gossip Girl irrelevant, wouldn't it? 643 00:34:51,080 --> 00:34:52,308 I don't know. 644 00:34:52,480 --> 00:34:54,550 Yes, you do. 645 00:34:54,720 --> 00:34:57,951 Serena, this is a chance to have your own voice... 646 00:34:58,120 --> 00:35:02,591 ...to stop the lies and to finally control your own image. 647 00:35:02,760 --> 00:35:05,797 Aren't you tired of swimming in Gossip Girl's fish bowl? 648 00:35:08,880 --> 00:35:10,791 Well, I'd have to do it my own way. 649 00:35:10,960 --> 00:35:12,791 I'd expect nothing less. 650 00:35:12,960 --> 00:35:15,110 Come by tomorrow and we'll brainstorm together. 651 00:35:15,280 --> 00:35:16,872 Okay. 652 00:35:17,040 --> 00:35:20,157 - Heh, good night. - Good night. 653 00:35:26,240 --> 00:35:28,800 No more games, no more secrets. 654 00:35:28,960 --> 00:35:32,475 Either we're in this for the world to see, or we end this right here. 655 00:35:39,680 --> 00:35:41,910 Somebody here to apologize. 656 00:35:42,080 --> 00:35:45,959 I can't say I wanna hear it right now, but tell Louis I'll see him upstairs. 657 00:35:46,120 --> 00:35:47,348 It's not Louis. 658 00:35:52,800 --> 00:35:55,189 What are you doing here? I don't have the energy... 659 00:35:55,360 --> 00:35:58,158 ...to rehash tonight's hysterics. I think you should leave. 660 00:35:58,320 --> 00:36:01,118 I'm not here to apologize about what happened tonight. 661 00:36:01,760 --> 00:36:05,355 Then what are you here to apologize for? 662 00:36:05,520 --> 00:36:07,397 Everything else. 663 00:36:10,240 --> 00:36:14,552 I'm sorry for losing my temper the night you told me Louis proposed to you. 664 00:36:16,920 --> 00:36:20,151 I'm sorry for not waiting longer at the Empire State Building. 665 00:36:22,720 --> 00:36:24,676 I'm sorry for treating you like property. 666 00:36:27,840 --> 00:36:29,637 I'm sorry... 667 00:36:31,360 --> 00:36:34,113 ...I didn't tell you I loved you when I knew I did. 668 00:36:37,840 --> 00:36:41,435 But most of all, I'm sorry that I gave up on us... 669 00:36:42,400 --> 00:36:44,072 ...when you never did. 670 00:36:52,160 --> 00:36:53,149 Thank you. 671 00:36:55,680 --> 00:36:59,878 I hope never giving up on people isn't gonna be my downfall. 672 00:37:00,040 --> 00:37:02,110 It's why you're going to be an amazing mother. 673 00:37:02,720 --> 00:37:05,154 You're always there for the people you love... 674 00:37:05,320 --> 00:37:07,197 ...even when they don't deserve it. 675 00:37:09,720 --> 00:37:11,676 You know that's never gonna change. 676 00:37:11,840 --> 00:37:13,910 It's okay if it has to. 677 00:37:15,400 --> 00:37:18,710 Starting tonight, I'm going to take care of myself. 678 00:37:20,840 --> 00:37:21,909 Is that all? 679 00:37:27,360 --> 00:37:28,429 Yeah. 680 00:37:32,160 --> 00:37:34,754 They say every road comes to an end... 681 00:37:34,920 --> 00:37:38,754 ... but sometimes the end feels just like the beginning. 682 00:37:38,920 --> 00:37:40,956 Even when you think you've come a long way... 683 00:37:41,120 --> 00:37:44,317 Dad, what are you still doing here? 684 00:37:44,760 --> 00:37:45,795 Hmm. 685 00:37:46,480 --> 00:37:49,756 After I talked to you at the party, Jonathan Karp called. 686 00:37:49,920 --> 00:37:52,559 He got an advance copy of next week's best-seller list. 687 00:37:52,720 --> 00:37:55,029 I'm not number one. 688 00:37:55,200 --> 00:37:56,189 Did I go up at all? 689 00:37:56,360 --> 00:38:00,194 You dropped off the list. But when I told him the news about Aaron Sorkin... 690 00:38:00,360 --> 00:38:04,239 ...he said a movie deal like that will have the books flying off the shelves again. 691 00:38:04,440 --> 00:38:07,079 The movie's dead, Dad. It's over. I'm done. 692 00:38:07,520 --> 00:38:11,399 ... you can suddenly find yourself right back where you started. 693 00:38:11,560 --> 00:38:14,950 Because every journey is fraught with twists and turns... 694 00:38:15,120 --> 00:38:18,556 You know, Charlie, you're becoming more trouble than you're worth. 695 00:38:18,720 --> 00:38:23,236 I had no idea you were the one Nate was trying to make jealous. 696 00:38:23,400 --> 00:38:26,472 I just wanted to get the inside scoop on Blair's wedding. 697 00:38:26,640 --> 00:38:31,873 Well, now you know. And so does the rest of the world. 698 00:38:32,040 --> 00:38:34,235 Nate's mine. 699 00:38:43,320 --> 00:38:44,469 Do I make myself clear? 700 00:38:45,920 --> 00:38:47,035 Good. 701 00:38:47,840 --> 00:38:51,389 I'd hate to have to run a story tomorrow about a poor girl from Florida... 702 00:38:51,560 --> 00:38:53,869 ...who Clark Rockefellered the Upper East Side. 703 00:38:54,080 --> 00:38:57,959 ... and one false step could spell disaster. 704 00:39:00,480 --> 00:39:01,754 But no matter what... 705 00:39:05,040 --> 00:39:10,114 ... you still have to stay the course and forge your own path. 706 00:39:11,200 --> 00:39:13,430 No, Louis, I know you're sorry. 707 00:39:13,600 --> 00:39:17,195 You should go on your trip. We can talk when you get back. 708 00:39:18,440 --> 00:39:20,078 Promise. 709 00:39:20,280 --> 00:39:22,714 Besides, a few days apart would be good for us. 710 00:39:22,880 --> 00:39:25,599 Because there's no going back now... 711 00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:52,835 ... and it looks like this one's going to be the ride of our lives. 712 00:39:55,560 --> 00:39:58,950 XOXO, Gossip Girl.