1 00:00:01,680 --> 00:00:03,336 Previously on Legends Of Tomorrow... 2 00:00:03,360 --> 00:00:04,396 That's my dad. 3 00:00:04,480 --> 00:00:05,816 This must be one of his secret government projects 4 00:00:05,840 --> 00:00:06,896 he could never tell me about. 5 00:00:06,920 --> 00:00:08,115 You know, my whole life, 6 00:00:08,200 --> 00:00:10,157 I always believed my power was evil. 7 00:00:10,280 --> 00:00:11,350 Nora Darhk, hands up. 8 00:00:11,440 --> 00:00:13,096 It's time for me to pay for my past. 9 00:00:13,120 --> 00:00:14,656 I just... I believe she can be a better person. 10 00:00:14,680 --> 00:00:16,831 - Amaya. - Itjust looks like her. 11 00:00:16,920 --> 00:00:18,070 She's a shapeshifter. 12 00:00:18,160 --> 00:00:19,816 She's still adjusting to her new home. 13 00:00:19,840 --> 00:00:21,400 I'm gonna green light additional funding 14 00:00:21,480 --> 00:00:23,790 to fast track the completion of your containment facility. 15 00:00:23,880 --> 00:00:25,439 Is that a Kaupe? 16 00:00:25,520 --> 00:00:27,600 I can't believe you guys have magical creatures here, 17 00:00:27,640 --> 00:00:29,632 this is like the coolest place ever. 18 00:00:36,560 --> 00:00:38,517 Hey, Ava, hope I'm not too early. 19 00:00:38,640 --> 00:00:41,360 It's Director Sharpe. You're not early, Mona, you're late. 20 00:00:41,440 --> 00:00:44,035 Oh, no. Are you firing me? Why does this always happen? 21 00:00:44,160 --> 00:00:45,719 I'm not firing you, Mona. 22 00:00:45,800 --> 00:00:48,918 Awesome, because I cannot wait to decorate my cubicle. 23 00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:50,639 There's Rose from Golden Girls. 24 00:00:50,720 --> 00:00:53,792 She's like the OG of girl power. Am I right? 25 00:00:53,880 --> 00:00:55,917 No. Take that off and anything else that's metal. 26 00:00:56,000 --> 00:00:58,096 Leave the toys with these guys. You do not want to bring anything 27 00:00:58,120 --> 00:00:59,296 into the containment unit that can be used 28 00:00:59,320 --> 00:01:00,390 as a weapon against you. 29 00:01:01,120 --> 00:01:02,918 But Rose couldn't hurt a fly. 30 00:01:07,440 --> 00:01:10,239 Your job is to feed our various magical detainees. 31 00:01:10,320 --> 00:01:12,789 Keeping these creatures secure is the Bureau's newest 32 00:01:12,880 --> 00:01:14,360 and highest priority. 33 00:01:17,080 --> 00:01:20,517 Aloha, Kaupe. Good to see you. 34 00:01:26,280 --> 00:01:29,432 Each cell is encoded with the captive's genetic signature. 35 00:01:29,520 --> 00:01:31,159 Allowing you to pass them provisions... 36 00:01:31,800 --> 00:01:34,031 all while keeping you safe from the monsters. 37 00:01:35,440 --> 00:01:37,557 Well, this place definitely needs decorating. 38 00:01:37,800 --> 00:01:41,476 Now for the Kaupe we're gonna need a palm tree, some volcanic rock... 39 00:01:41,560 --> 00:01:43,756 This is a prison, Mona, not a home. 40 00:01:44,240 --> 00:01:45,356 Let's go. 41 00:01:47,920 --> 00:01:50,719 And they are our prisoners, not our friends. 42 00:01:52,240 --> 00:01:54,960 Which is especially true of our most recent acquisition. 43 00:02:01,800 --> 00:02:03,075 Nora Darhk. 44 00:02:03,160 --> 00:02:05,629 Of all the creatures here, she's the most despicable. 45 00:02:06,520 --> 00:02:10,230 Hi, I'm Mona. I'm your magical caretaker. 46 00:02:10,320 --> 00:02:13,552 So if you have any dietary restrictions 47 00:02:13,680 --> 00:02:16,115 or special requests, be sure to let me know. 48 00:02:17,440 --> 00:02:18,440 Um... 49 00:02:19,440 --> 00:02:20,840 You should have this. 50 00:02:20,920 --> 00:02:23,594 It just came out. It's called Uncaged Desire. 51 00:02:30,520 --> 00:02:33,991 Actually, there is something you can get me, Mona. 52 00:02:34,200 --> 00:02:36,510 Anything, just... You name it. 53 00:02:38,120 --> 00:02:39,520 Some peace... 54 00:02:40,160 --> 00:02:42,629 and quiet. Hmm? 55 00:02:49,240 --> 00:02:52,199 I think you just learned a very valuable lesson, Mona. 56 00:02:54,440 --> 00:02:56,716 Don't fraternize with the prisoners. 57 00:03:04,680 --> 00:03:07,149 I told you, no interrupt... 58 00:03:11,920 --> 00:03:13,354 Well, you're not Gary. 59 00:03:14,360 --> 00:03:15,510 Perceptive. 60 00:03:16,440 --> 00:03:18,671 And those are not work shoes. 61 00:03:18,800 --> 00:03:20,359 What are you doing here? 62 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:22,912 Don't play coy with me. 63 00:03:26,920 --> 00:03:29,389 Happy birthday, Director Sharpe. 64 00:03:29,640 --> 00:03:31,313 Oh, sweet God. Um... 65 00:03:31,960 --> 00:03:33,110 Wow. 66 00:03:33,200 --> 00:03:36,079 You know that I don't normally like to celebrate my birthday, but... 67 00:03:36,160 --> 00:03:39,198 Well, I am here to fix that, so close your eyes. 68 00:03:39,680 --> 00:03:40,750 What? 69 00:03:42,680 --> 00:03:45,639 - I said close your eyes. - Okay. Okay. 70 00:03:47,800 --> 00:03:49,712 Now... 71 00:03:49,800 --> 00:03:53,510 Are you ready for your birthday present? 72 00:03:53,600 --> 00:03:54,750 Yes. 73 00:03:55,520 --> 00:03:56,636 Are we really doing this? 74 00:03:57,880 --> 00:03:59,758 - Oh! - Director Sharpe, we need to talk. 75 00:03:59,840 --> 00:04:01,115 Of course, sir, I... 76 00:04:01,440 --> 00:04:04,080 I was just, uh, meditating. There's this great app that... 77 00:04:05,360 --> 00:04:06,476 Meditate on this. 78 00:04:06,600 --> 00:04:08,910 - Oh, my God! - Exactly. 79 00:04:09,200 --> 00:04:12,876 These are expenses generated by the crew of the Waverider. 80 00:04:12,960 --> 00:04:15,475 - The tip of the Time Bureau spear. - Mmm-hmm. 81 00:04:15,640 --> 00:04:17,233 Your Legends. 82 00:04:18,560 --> 00:04:20,552 You said they were worth the additional funding. 83 00:04:20,680 --> 00:04:23,991 Let me refer you to some of my favorite line items. 84 00:04:24,120 --> 00:04:27,113 One hundred and thirty-five million dollars for a new time core. 85 00:04:27,200 --> 00:04:28,416 What was wrong with the old one? 86 00:04:28,440 --> 00:04:30,671 Oh, well, uh, Rip blew it up 87 00:04:30,760 --> 00:04:32,877 when he sacrificed his life to save the world. 88 00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:37,631 Sacrifice is right. One point seven million for historical costumes. 89 00:04:37,720 --> 00:04:41,111 Mmm-hmm. Well, admittedly, their costumes are flamboyant. 90 00:04:41,200 --> 00:04:44,113 A line item for, and I quote, 91 00:04:44,200 --> 00:04:47,079 "assorted condiments." Assorted? 92 00:04:47,160 --> 00:04:49,470 No one ever accused the Legends of starving, sir. 93 00:04:49,600 --> 00:04:52,434 If I didn't know any better, I'd say you were in bed with the Legends. 94 00:04:52,640 --> 00:04:54,518 Either that or this Captain Sara Lance 95 00:04:54,600 --> 00:04:55,600 is simply screwing you. 96 00:04:55,880 --> 00:04:59,430 Screwing me... Sara Lance? What are you... 97 00:05:00,080 --> 00:05:02,356 Sir, that is, that is crazy. 98 00:05:02,440 --> 00:05:05,000 Which is exactly what the Pentagon is going to call me 99 00:05:05,080 --> 00:05:07,754 unless we find a way to justify these numbers. 100 00:05:07,840 --> 00:05:09,160 Got it, sir. 101 00:05:15,800 --> 00:05:18,679 I know that your team is worth the money, but I... 102 00:05:18,920 --> 00:05:21,515 I will talk to the team, see if we can tighten our belts. 103 00:05:21,600 --> 00:05:22,670 Thank you. 104 00:05:22,880 --> 00:05:25,156 I increase their budget 105 00:05:25,240 --> 00:05:27,596 so they can build magical containment cells 106 00:05:27,720 --> 00:05:29,200 to start capturing these creatures. 107 00:05:29,280 --> 00:05:33,513 Meanwhile, they're running a nine-figure deficit on a Timeship. 108 00:05:33,600 --> 00:05:34,829 Take a deep breath, Hank. 109 00:05:34,920 --> 00:05:36,336 Hey, if you knew what the Legends did 110 00:05:36,360 --> 00:05:38,496 you'd realize they're, they're worth every single penny. 111 00:05:38,520 --> 00:05:39,520 Now, how about this? 112 00:05:39,600 --> 00:05:41,876 I'll set up a ride along, you can meet the gang 113 00:05:41,960 --> 00:05:43,599 and see where I used to live. 114 00:05:43,720 --> 00:05:45,473 I can see where my money is going. 115 00:05:45,560 --> 00:05:46,789 - Sure. - You're right. 116 00:05:46,960 --> 00:05:48,280 Why don't we go now? 117 00:05:48,960 --> 00:05:49,960 Now? 118 00:05:50,040 --> 00:05:52,296 You know, um, we should probably give them a chance, 119 00:05:52,320 --> 00:05:53,390 you know, to clean up. 120 00:05:53,480 --> 00:05:55,960 We can't warn them we're coming. That would defeat the purpose. 121 00:05:57,080 --> 00:05:59,640 Okay. Um, I mean, I've got to hail the Waverider, 122 00:05:59,720 --> 00:06:00,920 and that's gonna take forever. 123 00:06:01,000 --> 00:06:03,117 Nathaniel, as your boss, 124 00:06:03,200 --> 00:06:05,510 I demand you take me to the Waverider. 125 00:06:05,600 --> 00:06:07,273 Gonna play the boss card again. 126 00:06:07,360 --> 00:06:10,353 Okay, Dad, sorry, Captain Heywood. 127 00:06:11,600 --> 00:06:13,956 Let's go see what the Legends are up to. 128 00:06:19,680 --> 00:06:20,680 I can deal with Hank. 129 00:06:20,760 --> 00:06:23,640 And we still have plenty of time to get things on the ship back in order. 130 00:06:24,080 --> 00:06:25,355 What are they... 131 00:06:25,680 --> 00:06:27,911 - I should probably... - Go, go, go. 132 00:06:28,280 --> 00:06:30,192 Delivery for... 133 00:06:31,480 --> 00:06:32,596 Damn it! 134 00:06:32,800 --> 00:06:33,950 Sorry! 135 00:06:34,440 --> 00:06:37,114 Wait, don't forget your, uh... 136 00:06:38,760 --> 00:06:40,194 Birthday cake. 137 00:06:40,280 --> 00:06:42,431 Red alert. Nate is on the ship. 138 00:06:42,520 --> 00:06:45,479 And he brought his dad for what's gotta be a surprise inspection. 139 00:06:45,560 --> 00:06:48,075 We are so not ready for guests. 140 00:06:49,240 --> 00:06:53,154 Nate's here? I could really use a hug and get his advice on Nora. 141 00:06:53,240 --> 00:06:55,152 Did you forget who else is on the ship? 142 00:06:55,240 --> 00:06:58,870 Charlie! You can't let him see her until we have time to explain 143 00:06:58,960 --> 00:07:00,136 why there's an Amaya lookalike on board. 144 00:07:00,160 --> 00:07:01,160 Right. 145 00:07:01,240 --> 00:07:03,197 Last time I saw her she was in the lab. 146 00:07:05,720 --> 00:07:09,236 Everyone keep Nate away from the lab. I'm on my way. 147 00:07:09,560 --> 00:07:11,517 Any tour of the ship should start here. 148 00:07:11,600 --> 00:07:13,751 This is where Legends have team meetings 149 00:07:13,840 --> 00:07:17,117 and hold lively symposiums of ideas and solutions, 150 00:07:17,200 --> 00:07:19,157 all led by Captain Sara Lance. 151 00:07:19,240 --> 00:07:20,993 And where is this Captain Lance? 152 00:07:21,720 --> 00:07:22,720 Um... 153 00:07:23,680 --> 00:07:26,912 Um, it is a little quiet, but I assure you Captain Lance is 154 00:07:27,000 --> 00:07:29,390 securing the Legends' next daring mission. 155 00:07:29,480 --> 00:07:30,480 Next stop, 156 00:07:30,600 --> 00:07:32,512 the parlour, which we spell with a "U" 157 00:07:32,600 --> 00:07:34,557 because our first captain was British. 158 00:07:34,680 --> 00:07:36,433 So, why does this ship... 159 00:07:36,800 --> 00:07:39,952 formerly manned by a single person, now need... 160 00:07:40,040 --> 00:07:41,190 Need a crew of six? 161 00:07:41,560 --> 00:07:43,677 - I can explain. Uh... - Hey, Ray. 162 00:07:44,480 --> 00:07:46,073 He means five. You mean five. 163 00:07:46,160 --> 00:07:48,400 I mean five. I mean five. I must have been thinking about 164 00:07:48,480 --> 00:07:49,675 Gideon as a real person. 165 00:07:49,760 --> 00:07:52,559 Are you trying to hurt my feelings, Dr. Palmer? 166 00:07:52,840 --> 00:07:55,992 Oh, wow, Gideon, hubba hubba. 167 00:07:56,120 --> 00:07:57,713 Love the new look. 168 00:07:57,800 --> 00:08:00,713 Ms. Tomaz gave me, in her words, a face lift. 169 00:08:00,800 --> 00:08:02,519 This is a talking computer? 170 00:08:02,600 --> 00:08:05,240 Actually, I'm a quantum-enhanced AI program 171 00:08:05,320 --> 00:08:07,596 capable of operating completely autonomously... 172 00:08:07,680 --> 00:08:08,720 So, what you're saying is, 173 00:08:08,840 --> 00:08:10,797 you don't need any people on the ship? 174 00:08:11,040 --> 00:08:13,271 Oh, no, no, no. We do. 175 00:08:13,360 --> 00:08:16,000 Ray, why don't you show Hank what you do in the... 176 00:08:16,080 --> 00:08:17,400 Not the lab. 177 00:08:17,520 --> 00:08:18,590 Hello, sir. 178 00:08:18,760 --> 00:08:21,992 Uh, you should take him to the library, it's very impressive 179 00:08:22,080 --> 00:08:24,117 and there are books... 180 00:08:24,200 --> 00:08:25,873 - And bookshelves. - Bookshelves. 181 00:08:26,120 --> 00:08:28,954 See, Hank, it takes a village. 182 00:08:29,040 --> 00:08:30,190 Follow me. 183 00:08:32,640 --> 00:08:33,869 God. 184 00:08:34,120 --> 00:08:35,554 It was good. It was a good save. 185 00:08:37,000 --> 00:08:38,992 Now, the library is my domain. 186 00:08:39,120 --> 00:08:41,635 I have assembled quite a collection of... 187 00:08:48,240 --> 00:08:51,438 Nate. It's good to see you, mate. 188 00:08:52,320 --> 00:08:54,120 You haven't seen the laboratory yet, have you? 189 00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:55,350 No, why? 190 00:08:55,440 --> 00:08:57,216 Because you should always save the best for last. 191 00:08:57,240 --> 00:09:00,153 Yeah, you should really put some clothes on when we have guests. 192 00:09:00,440 --> 00:09:03,592 So, this is your domain? 193 00:09:04,200 --> 00:09:05,953 Why don't we move on. Huh? 194 00:09:11,720 --> 00:09:14,235 Mr. Heywood, welcome aboard. 195 00:09:14,320 --> 00:09:16,198 I see you've already had the complete tour. 196 00:09:16,280 --> 00:09:18,192 He hasn't seen the lab yet. 197 00:09:19,200 --> 00:09:20,475 That's a great idea. 198 00:09:20,560 --> 00:09:21,835 Wait till you see this. 199 00:09:24,280 --> 00:09:26,351 Hey, so maybe your dad would like to see the galley. 200 00:09:26,440 --> 00:09:28,272 Or the cargo bay with the crates. 201 00:09:28,360 --> 00:09:31,637 Or the bathroom is a marvel of efficiency. 202 00:09:31,720 --> 00:09:33,951 Look, you guys need to pull it together. 203 00:09:34,040 --> 00:09:36,032 Okay, look, I know my dad sprung this on us, 204 00:09:36,120 --> 00:09:38,680 but we have dealt with crazier things than... 205 00:09:43,400 --> 00:09:44,675 Amaya? 206 00:09:44,760 --> 00:09:47,480 So this is the ex-girlfriend you can't shut up about? 207 00:09:47,560 --> 00:09:49,056 Look, I'm sorry, I should have told you... 208 00:09:49,080 --> 00:09:50,080 She came back. 209 00:09:50,160 --> 00:09:51,958 I knew she'd come back. 210 00:09:52,040 --> 00:09:53,520 You don't understand. It's not... 211 00:10:01,680 --> 00:10:03,000 You look beautiful. 212 00:10:03,160 --> 00:10:05,516 Get your stinking mitts off of me, you knob! 213 00:10:08,480 --> 00:10:09,550 We should just... 214 00:10:09,640 --> 00:10:11,080 - We're gonna... - Yeah, just go. Go. 215 00:10:12,600 --> 00:10:13,920 You've changed. 216 00:10:18,320 --> 00:10:19,595 What the hell is going on? 217 00:10:19,720 --> 00:10:21,800 And what's with that accent? I mean, I dig it, but... 218 00:10:21,840 --> 00:10:22,840 What's going on? 219 00:10:22,920 --> 00:10:24,520 Well, I'm not your disco-loving ex, mate. 220 00:10:24,600 --> 00:10:27,593 Meet the newest member of our team. 221 00:10:27,840 --> 00:10:28,990 Charlie. 222 00:10:29,080 --> 00:10:31,800 Charlie here is a shapeshifter. 223 00:10:31,880 --> 00:10:35,476 Except she can no longer shapeshift. It's actually a pretty crazy... 224 00:10:35,600 --> 00:10:37,034 Let me guess. She turned into Amaya 225 00:10:37,120 --> 00:10:38,776 and conned you into not sending her to hell 226 00:10:38,800 --> 00:10:40,936 and Constantine put a spell on her and now she's stuck like this? 227 00:10:40,960 --> 00:10:44,078 - That is weirdly accurate, yeah. - Yeah. 228 00:10:44,160 --> 00:10:45,753 I guess it's not such a crazy story. 229 00:10:45,840 --> 00:10:47,069 It's insane, Ray! 230 00:10:47,160 --> 00:10:49,311 I told my dad you guys were good at your jobs. 231 00:10:49,400 --> 00:10:51,437 And now you're adopting some magical creature 232 00:10:51,520 --> 00:10:52,874 who's pretending to be Amaya... 233 00:10:52,960 --> 00:10:54,440 Hey, I'm not pretending to be anyone. 234 00:10:54,520 --> 00:10:55,954 That said... 235 00:10:56,120 --> 00:10:58,136 Hank's already looking for ways to slash our funding, 236 00:10:58,160 --> 00:11:01,949 so maybe it's not the worst idea to fake it for one mission. 237 00:11:02,160 --> 00:11:04,516 You want me to pretend to be this wanker's ex? 238 00:11:05,320 --> 00:11:07,437 Sounds like classic Legends hijinks to me. 239 00:11:07,600 --> 00:11:10,638 We can't let Hank know that we're harboring a fugitive. 240 00:11:10,720 --> 00:11:12,096 We just need to show him one mission 241 00:11:12,120 --> 00:11:14,200 and send him on his way before anything can go wrong. 242 00:11:16,920 --> 00:11:18,912 Okay, then maybe it wasn't the best idea 243 00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:20,719 to leave him with those three. 244 00:11:21,320 --> 00:11:22,754 - We should go. - Yeah. 245 00:11:22,840 --> 00:11:24,638 All right, team, showtime. 246 00:11:31,280 --> 00:11:32,714 Drinking at work. 247 00:11:32,800 --> 00:11:34,473 Who said anything about work? 248 00:11:35,480 --> 00:11:39,156 Hey, Legends, you hear that? 249 00:11:39,240 --> 00:11:40,754 We got a hit on the magic-ometer. 250 00:11:40,840 --> 00:11:43,036 Oh, where in history are we gonna end up next? 251 00:11:43,160 --> 00:11:45,595 Where will it be? The wild west? 252 00:11:45,680 --> 00:11:48,195 Medieval China? Or... 253 00:11:49,400 --> 00:11:51,471 Paris in the Roaring Twenties! 254 00:11:51,560 --> 00:11:54,120 - Ooh, la la. - Gideon, plot a course. 255 00:11:54,200 --> 00:11:55,560 Yes, Captain, right away. 256 00:11:55,640 --> 00:11:58,838 Uh, explain to me how this magic-ometer of yours works. 257 00:11:58,920 --> 00:12:01,310 - Oh, well... - Thingy goes beep and we kick ass. 258 00:12:01,400 --> 00:12:04,359 Meaning we investigate each time period. 259 00:12:04,480 --> 00:12:06,836 - Oh, we find the creature. - We bring it to the Bureau. 260 00:12:06,920 --> 00:12:09,230 And hopefully learn some life lessons along the way. 261 00:12:09,320 --> 00:12:11,835 And it takes six of you to do that? 262 00:12:11,960 --> 00:12:14,216 - Seven, if you count Amaya. - Eight, if you count me. 263 00:12:14,240 --> 00:12:16,357 Sounds a little inefficient. 264 00:12:16,560 --> 00:12:21,794 Which is why we separate into two very important teams. 265 00:12:21,880 --> 00:12:26,193 Z, John, Ray and Amaya will stay on the ship to quarterback 266 00:12:26,280 --> 00:12:28,556 while the rest of us go in search of 267 00:12:28,640 --> 00:12:31,838 whatever is wreaking havoc on gay Paree. 268 00:12:31,920 --> 00:12:34,754 I thought that was, uh, impolitically correct. 269 00:12:34,840 --> 00:12:36,479 Politically incorrect. 270 00:12:36,560 --> 00:12:39,200 Hey, our first mission together. 271 00:12:39,400 --> 00:12:41,960 Don't worry. Anything goes wrong in the field, I got you covered. 272 00:12:42,560 --> 00:12:43,789 Yeah, well... 273 00:12:43,880 --> 00:12:45,917 I didn't get cold cocked by a girl. 274 00:12:46,800 --> 00:12:50,237 Have you ever been hit by a girl, Hank? 275 00:12:50,880 --> 00:12:52,155 No, ma'am. 276 00:12:52,880 --> 00:12:55,111 Mmm. We should head out. 277 00:13:07,680 --> 00:13:11,959 Café du Dôme, 1927. Home to the Lost Generation. 278 00:13:12,120 --> 00:13:14,351 Writers, artists, expats. 279 00:13:14,480 --> 00:13:16,416 - They all... - All right, so where is this monster? 280 00:13:16,440 --> 00:13:18,750 Yeah, who needs historical context and wonderment? 281 00:13:18,840 --> 00:13:20,115 I need a drink. 282 00:13:20,240 --> 00:13:23,392 What he means is we need to blend in with the locals. 283 00:13:23,480 --> 00:13:24,914 This is a recon mission. 284 00:13:27,080 --> 00:13:29,993 Oh, my God, it's him. Salvador Dalí. 285 00:13:30,680 --> 00:13:32,056 What, the creep with the weird mustache? 286 00:13:32,080 --> 00:13:34,356 Don't point. That's the father of Surrealism. 287 00:13:34,520 --> 00:13:36,989 Look, this is your plan to catch this creature? 288 00:13:37,080 --> 00:13:39,276 You ask a bunch of artsy-fartsy fools... 289 00:13:41,200 --> 00:13:42,839 Oh, my God, it's him. 290 00:13:45,120 --> 00:13:46,236 It's Papa. 291 00:13:46,560 --> 00:13:48,870 Papa? What? Your grandfather's here? 292 00:13:48,960 --> 00:13:50,519 Thought he blew up in space. 293 00:13:50,640 --> 00:13:53,519 You are so insensitive. Not that Papa. 294 00:13:53,600 --> 00:13:56,593 Ernest Hemingway, he's like my dad's spirit animal. 295 00:13:56,680 --> 00:13:58,672 I say, if we wanna get things done... 296 00:13:58,760 --> 00:14:01,036 we ask the original man of action. 297 00:14:02,240 --> 00:14:05,233 Your dad is totally geeking out right now. 298 00:14:05,320 --> 00:14:08,791 Mmm-hmm. My entire life my father would go on and on about Hemingway 299 00:14:08,880 --> 00:14:10,917 and how that was his idea of a real man. 300 00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:12,912 And that is when I was attacked 301 00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:15,674 by the monstrous man of the Catacombs. 302 00:14:16,360 --> 00:14:18,955 Well, it's time to talk to some artsy-fartsy fools. 303 00:14:22,240 --> 00:14:25,551 Uh, you said you saw a monstrous man? Can you explain? 304 00:14:25,640 --> 00:14:27,359 Of course. Um... 305 00:14:27,520 --> 00:14:31,355 There was a logarithmic curve to his form... 306 00:14:31,440 --> 00:14:36,674 The drama of his movement expressing deep personal cosmogony. 307 00:14:39,120 --> 00:14:41,680 Can you draw me a picture? 308 00:14:41,800 --> 00:14:44,554 Okay, let's try one more time. 309 00:14:45,680 --> 00:14:51,392 My name is Amaya Jiwe of the, uh, Justice Society of... 310 00:14:51,520 --> 00:14:53,280 Complete and utter bloody rubbish, wasn't it? 311 00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:54,840 Yep, it sucks. 312 00:14:54,920 --> 00:14:57,480 Just remember, the Yanks, they don't say rubbish. 313 00:14:57,560 --> 00:14:59,870 They'd say, "That was absolute garbage. 314 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:02,356 "I'm American. Soccer. Yardsticks. 315 00:15:02,440 --> 00:15:05,353 "Ranch dressing. Weasel." 316 00:15:05,440 --> 00:15:07,955 You know what? I quit. Yeah. 317 00:15:08,040 --> 00:15:11,033 I'd rather get some fresh air than pretend to be this twee old nag. 318 00:15:11,200 --> 00:15:13,157 You can't quit. She can't quit. 319 00:15:13,240 --> 00:15:14,879 Sara needs us to quarterback the mission. 320 00:15:14,960 --> 00:15:17,350 You don't really think that's why she left us here, do you? 321 00:15:17,440 --> 00:15:20,319 Uh, she just doesn't want us making a scene in front of Nate's dad. 322 00:15:20,440 --> 00:15:22,955 Efficiency is the new watchword, gents. 323 00:15:23,120 --> 00:15:25,351 And while Hank is around, the three of us... 324 00:15:25,440 --> 00:15:26,635 Four, if you count Charlie. 325 00:15:26,720 --> 00:15:28,439 Five, if you count me. 326 00:15:28,520 --> 00:15:30,113 Are extraneous. 327 00:15:30,240 --> 00:15:32,357 You know, mate, you could just 328 00:15:32,760 --> 00:15:36,913 walk straight off this ship and no one would even bleeding notice. 329 00:15:37,880 --> 00:15:40,679 Well, maybe I'll test that theory. 330 00:15:40,760 --> 00:15:43,150 Except I'm not walking. I'm taking the Jumpship. 331 00:15:49,040 --> 00:15:50,952 The answer is no, Ray. 332 00:15:51,040 --> 00:15:52,838 What? You haven't heard my pitch yet. 333 00:15:53,040 --> 00:15:55,191 You want access to a secret containment facility 334 00:15:55,280 --> 00:15:57,670 for magical creatures where, I might add, 335 00:15:57,960 --> 00:15:59,394 there are no conjugal visits. 336 00:15:59,520 --> 00:16:00,636 Wait, what? 337 00:16:00,720 --> 00:16:03,189 You think that I wanna visit Nora so that we can... We... 338 00:16:04,240 --> 00:16:06,038 I just wanna make sure that she's okay. 339 00:16:06,600 --> 00:16:08,910 Oh, that is so sweet. 340 00:16:09,400 --> 00:16:12,279 I almost believe that story, you big, lovable teddy bear, you. 341 00:16:12,360 --> 00:16:13,714 But the answer is still no. 342 00:16:13,800 --> 00:16:15,696 With Nate's dad watching our each and every move, 343 00:16:15,720 --> 00:16:18,952 there is just no time for love at the Time Bureau. 344 00:16:20,640 --> 00:16:22,279 There's always time for love. 345 00:16:23,680 --> 00:16:25,797 - Were you eavesdropping? - Maybe. 346 00:16:26,280 --> 00:16:28,795 Or maybe I was meant to hear your plight. 347 00:16:29,240 --> 00:16:30,913 Uh, I'm sorry. Who are you again? 348 00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:34,152 Name's Mona, and I know where they've got Nora locked up. 349 00:16:34,560 --> 00:16:35,789 - You do? - Mmm-hmm. 350 00:16:35,880 --> 00:16:37,360 And while I can't sneak you in, 351 00:16:37,440 --> 00:16:39,477 I can help you sneak in the next best thing... 352 00:16:39,880 --> 00:16:41,234 a love letter. 353 00:16:43,760 --> 00:16:45,592 The bull is not the enemy of the bullfighter. 354 00:16:45,680 --> 00:16:49,594 He is his partner. They are dancers locked in a dance of death. 355 00:16:49,680 --> 00:16:51,433 Whichever dies, man or bull, 356 00:16:51,520 --> 00:16:53,318 the dance is a thing of beauty. 357 00:16:53,400 --> 00:16:54,400 Hey, we gotta go. 358 00:16:54,480 --> 00:16:57,040 I got a lead on that, uh, thing we're hunting. 359 00:16:57,440 --> 00:16:59,909 - You're hunters? - Stay out of this, Hemingway. 360 00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:02,435 Perhaps you'd like to settle our differences like men. 361 00:17:02,520 --> 00:17:04,360 Oh, I don't have time for this macho crap, man. 362 00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:06,909 Okay, you two with me. Rory, keep him busy. 363 00:17:07,600 --> 00:17:09,432 Fine specimen of male vitality. 364 00:17:09,760 --> 00:17:11,513 Fellow pugilist, no doubt. 365 00:17:11,680 --> 00:17:12,875 Author. 366 00:17:12,960 --> 00:17:15,714 Ha! My kind of man. Join me. 367 00:17:16,520 --> 00:17:18,193 Okay, Dalí saw the monster firsthand 368 00:17:18,280 --> 00:17:19,794 when it attacked him in the Catacombs, 369 00:17:19,880 --> 00:17:22,076 and he drew me this. 370 00:17:24,560 --> 00:17:26,995 - What the hell am I looking at? - No, no, here. 371 00:17:27,080 --> 00:17:28,160 Yeah, I still don't see it. 372 00:17:28,240 --> 00:17:29,879 All right, ignore the melting clocks. 373 00:17:29,960 --> 00:17:32,429 We got to get this back to the ship and I have to find a match 374 00:17:32,520 --> 00:17:34,200 to Dalí's drawing somewhere in the library. 375 00:17:34,240 --> 00:17:36,914 We're supposed to protect history from the library, Nathaniel? 376 00:17:37,280 --> 00:17:39,636 Okay, I see that you're really into drinking 377 00:17:39,720 --> 00:17:42,280 the Hemingway Kool-Aid, and by Kool-Aid I mean scotch, 378 00:17:42,360 --> 00:17:45,319 but we are here to catch a monster. 379 00:17:45,400 --> 00:17:47,995 Of course, but I know we sure as hell 380 00:17:48,080 --> 00:17:51,596 aren't gonna find out what it is by studying some finger paintings. 381 00:17:53,080 --> 00:17:55,440 We gotta go back to the ship to figure out what we're doing. 382 00:17:55,480 --> 00:17:57,676 - That's the way we do things, right? - Yes. 383 00:17:58,080 --> 00:18:01,039 When the mission isn't also showing Hank a good time. 384 00:18:01,120 --> 00:18:03,555 I'm sorry, but... 385 00:18:03,840 --> 00:18:06,400 You know, I thought this would be good for the both of us, but... 386 00:18:06,880 --> 00:18:09,315 Hank is at his happiest when he's telling me 387 00:18:09,440 --> 00:18:12,319 - what I'm doing wrong, so... - mission accomplished. 388 00:18:12,400 --> 00:18:14,756 Aw, cheer up, bud. You are right, 389 00:18:14,840 --> 00:18:17,833 so Rory and I, we will keep an eye on Hank, 390 00:18:17,920 --> 00:18:19,513 let him have a few laughs with Hemingway 391 00:18:19,600 --> 00:18:21,876 while you go figure out what this thing is. 392 00:18:21,960 --> 00:18:24,520 We bag the creature, we keep our jobs. 393 00:18:26,840 --> 00:18:28,593 Whoa, where are you all going? 394 00:18:28,680 --> 00:18:31,320 Henry here told me of a creature hiding in the Catacombs. 395 00:18:31,480 --> 00:18:33,233 Oh, did you, Henry? 396 00:18:33,320 --> 00:18:35,880 - Therefore, we hunt. - Let's go get our monster. 397 00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:38,037 Nate's right. We have no idea what this thing is. 398 00:18:38,120 --> 00:18:40,157 A man hunts not to learn about his prey, 399 00:18:40,240 --> 00:18:41,833 but to learn about himself. 400 00:18:41,920 --> 00:18:44,594 We need to regroup with the team and get some backup. 401 00:18:44,680 --> 00:18:47,240 What better backup than Hemingway? 402 00:18:47,320 --> 00:18:50,597 I'm finally starting to understand what it is the Legends do. 403 00:18:50,680 --> 00:18:53,275 Marcel, fetch me my rifles. 404 00:18:53,520 --> 00:18:55,113 Right away, sir. 405 00:18:56,080 --> 00:18:57,719 I need a Marcel. 406 00:18:59,040 --> 00:19:01,680 Yeah, just a little drunk hunting with Hemingway. 407 00:19:02,240 --> 00:19:03,833 What could go wrong? 408 00:19:21,600 --> 00:19:23,478 Have you ever held a gun before? 409 00:19:23,920 --> 00:19:25,400 Once or twice. 410 00:19:26,960 --> 00:19:28,599 Your friend is much woman. 411 00:19:32,920 --> 00:19:34,149 Have my own. 412 00:19:34,280 --> 00:19:35,760 Signature weapon, I like it. 413 00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:41,200 The drunk painter was right. 414 00:19:41,320 --> 00:19:42,736 The creature is hiding in the Catacombs. 415 00:19:42,760 --> 00:19:43,830 And it's getting closer. 416 00:19:43,920 --> 00:19:45,957 We need a plan. We have no idea what this thing is 417 00:19:46,080 --> 00:19:48,117 and if it can even be stopped with bullets. 418 00:19:48,200 --> 00:19:52,114 I've found that in life the shortest answer... is doing the thing. 419 00:19:52,520 --> 00:19:54,034 Let's do this thing. 420 00:19:58,640 --> 00:20:00,199 I knew you couldn't resist. 421 00:20:00,520 --> 00:20:01,520 Did you get to the end 422 00:20:01,600 --> 00:20:04,069 where the correctional officer convinces the judge 423 00:20:04,160 --> 00:20:06,436 to send her to prison, so he can go free? 424 00:20:06,880 --> 00:20:08,837 Uh, well, I have now. 425 00:20:10,280 --> 00:20:12,158 Sorry, didn't mean to ruin it. 426 00:20:12,680 --> 00:20:14,672 But I brought you an even a better one. 427 00:20:21,480 --> 00:20:22,675 What the hell is this? 428 00:20:22,800 --> 00:20:25,315 It's a letter from your crush. 429 00:20:25,480 --> 00:20:27,392 Ray left it behind for you. 430 00:20:27,480 --> 00:20:30,837 Don't you see? Yours is a love no bars can contain. 431 00:20:30,920 --> 00:20:32,240 No, I... I don't want it. 432 00:20:32,400 --> 00:20:33,914 But don't you wanna at least open it? 433 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:35,000 Uh, no. 434 00:20:35,080 --> 00:20:38,039 But what if you change your mind, or your heart? 435 00:20:38,520 --> 00:20:41,080 I'm not gonna change my... Take the damn letter. 436 00:20:43,320 --> 00:20:45,437 - Look what you made me do! - Uh-oh. 437 00:20:47,160 --> 00:20:48,160 I'm sorry. 438 00:20:51,080 --> 00:20:54,278 Uh, I swear it's one of these buttons. 439 00:20:54,480 --> 00:20:56,278 What the hell? 440 00:20:57,680 --> 00:20:59,114 Are you okay? 441 00:21:00,240 --> 00:21:01,640 Did she attack you? 442 00:21:01,720 --> 00:21:04,235 It's fine, just... just a misunderstanding. 443 00:21:05,040 --> 00:21:06,269 What the hell is this? 444 00:21:07,040 --> 00:21:08,269 Where'd you get this? 445 00:21:11,680 --> 00:21:13,194 Did Mona deliver this to you? 446 00:21:16,560 --> 00:21:18,016 Okay, since neither of you have anything to say, 447 00:21:18,040 --> 00:21:19,599 I'll let the letter speak for itself. 448 00:21:20,680 --> 00:21:22,080 No! 449 00:21:32,840 --> 00:21:34,593 Requesting emergency assistance. 450 00:21:36,040 --> 00:21:37,679 I didn't... I didn't mean to... 451 00:21:38,280 --> 00:21:39,509 We're stuck. 452 00:21:39,600 --> 00:21:43,196 Well, at least we're all here together, right? 453 00:21:44,920 --> 00:21:46,798 Now I know why you took my shoelaces. 454 00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:02,720 Lost? 455 00:22:05,240 --> 00:22:06,799 - No, I'm good. - Uh... 456 00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:08,416 'Cause you're heading in the wrong direction. 457 00:22:08,440 --> 00:22:11,000 - The Waverider's over there. - I don't need directions from you. 458 00:22:11,600 --> 00:22:13,273 Listen, sunshine. 459 00:22:13,600 --> 00:22:15,016 I don't know what beef you had with your ex, 460 00:22:15,040 --> 00:22:16,633 but don't bring it on me. 461 00:22:16,960 --> 00:22:19,873 Zelda, dear, I do believe they're giving us a run for our money. 462 00:22:20,720 --> 00:22:21,870 You're the Fitzgeralds. 463 00:22:21,960 --> 00:22:25,351 And we pride ourselves the most quarrelsome couple in Paris. 464 00:22:25,520 --> 00:22:27,512 Don't worry, we're not a couple. 465 00:22:27,600 --> 00:22:29,319 Well, the night is still young. 466 00:22:29,400 --> 00:22:30,800 You should join us for a drink. 467 00:22:30,920 --> 00:22:34,391 Besides, no one should be out on the streets alone tonight. 468 00:22:34,680 --> 00:22:37,240 There is a monster on the loose. 469 00:22:37,480 --> 00:22:38,709 You heard about the monster? 470 00:22:38,800 --> 00:22:39,836 Come with me. 471 00:22:39,960 --> 00:22:42,191 What conversation isn't better had over a gin rickey? 472 00:22:52,920 --> 00:22:54,320 You hear that? 473 00:23:07,480 --> 00:23:09,278 Dalí's the only one who's seen the beast. 474 00:23:09,360 --> 00:23:10,480 Take it for what it's worth. 475 00:23:10,520 --> 00:23:12,079 Well, I spoke with him myself. 476 00:23:12,280 --> 00:23:15,273 And according to Dalí, this is what it looks like. 477 00:23:15,600 --> 00:23:18,434 I can never make heads or tails of Salvador's work. 478 00:23:18,560 --> 00:23:19,960 That's a minotaur. 479 00:23:20,200 --> 00:23:22,396 A beast, half man, half bull, 480 00:23:22,560 --> 00:23:24,438 spent its whole life lost in a maze? 481 00:23:24,520 --> 00:23:26,239 Oh, now, that's the common myth. 482 00:23:26,320 --> 00:23:27,879 But I heard a different story. 483 00:23:28,040 --> 00:23:30,271 The Minotaur, he's not lost. 484 00:23:30,440 --> 00:23:31,794 He's hiding. 485 00:23:32,280 --> 00:23:33,680 Rejected by his father, 486 00:23:33,760 --> 00:23:35,600 he felt that he had no place in the real world, 487 00:23:35,640 --> 00:23:38,439 and so he chose to stay in the maze. 488 00:23:38,560 --> 00:23:39,976 If Dalí thinks he's seen one of these, 489 00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:41,992 I want what he's drinking. 490 00:23:43,720 --> 00:23:44,720 Where are you going? 491 00:23:44,800 --> 00:23:47,360 I am going to figure out a way to catch a minotaur 492 00:23:47,520 --> 00:23:50,558 and show my father what a real man of action looks like. 493 00:23:53,480 --> 00:23:55,437 There it is, awaiting the fight. 494 00:23:55,520 --> 00:23:57,159 I got this. Mine's longer. 495 00:24:19,840 --> 00:24:20,990 Fall back! 496 00:24:21,160 --> 00:24:22,753 Wait! I got the shot. 497 00:24:24,800 --> 00:24:25,916 We have to go, now! 498 00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:27,116 I'll never surrender. 499 00:24:28,680 --> 00:24:30,319 But I will strategically retreat. 500 00:24:31,040 --> 00:24:32,474 Get back! 501 00:24:38,760 --> 00:24:41,150 Gideon, Hank's hurt. Show him what you can do. 502 00:24:41,240 --> 00:24:42,720 - Right away, Captain. - Dad? 503 00:24:42,800 --> 00:24:44,792 Are you okay? 504 00:24:44,920 --> 00:24:46,736 Please don't blame the Legends, I should have been there. 505 00:24:46,760 --> 00:24:49,320 Because then you would have seen me lock eyes with the beast. 506 00:24:50,200 --> 00:24:51,236 And it was in that moment 507 00:24:51,320 --> 00:24:53,789 that I felt a deep and mutual respect. 508 00:24:54,080 --> 00:24:56,037 - Well, someone's been bonding with Papa. - Yeah. 509 00:24:56,120 --> 00:24:59,352 Respect that gave way to resolve, as the beast drew its blade. 510 00:24:59,880 --> 00:25:01,360 The dance had begun. 511 00:25:01,440 --> 00:25:03,716 - Okay. Gideon? - Initiating scan. 512 00:25:04,160 --> 00:25:06,914 So, CliffNotes. Big axe, bigger monster. 513 00:25:07,120 --> 00:25:08,800 Knows we're on it. We need a plan B, quick. 514 00:25:08,880 --> 00:25:09,950 Okay. 515 00:25:10,040 --> 00:25:11,394 Dad, you heal up, we've got this. 516 00:25:11,480 --> 00:25:12,709 No, like hell! 517 00:25:12,800 --> 00:25:15,554 I owe it to him to finish this fight. 518 00:25:15,680 --> 00:25:16,920 Sedative administered. 519 00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:18,719 And you thought a minotaur was bull-headed? 520 00:25:18,800 --> 00:25:20,792 Ooh, mythology burn. 521 00:25:21,080 --> 00:25:22,594 It's good to have you back. 522 00:25:23,200 --> 00:25:24,696 There has to be a way outta here. 523 00:25:24,720 --> 00:25:26,439 Well, it's a prison cell. 524 00:25:26,560 --> 00:25:29,359 Or an incubator for our burgeoning friendship. 525 00:25:29,560 --> 00:25:31,279 Isn't breaking out of prison your thing? 526 00:25:31,360 --> 00:25:34,990 Only reason I escaped last time was because Ray gave me a time stone. 527 00:25:35,120 --> 00:25:38,352 Tell me everything, because I am big time shipping you two. 528 00:25:38,440 --> 00:25:40,875 No shipping the inmates. 529 00:25:40,960 --> 00:25:43,200 That's the reason we're stuck in here in the first place. 530 00:25:44,520 --> 00:25:47,592 I know that getting your boss locked in a prison 531 00:25:47,680 --> 00:25:49,876 isn't the best way to start a job. 532 00:25:50,040 --> 00:25:52,794 So, if it comes to it, I'd like you to eat me first. 533 00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:54,480 No one's eating anyone, Mona. 534 00:25:54,560 --> 00:25:55,720 But, when we get out of here, 535 00:25:55,800 --> 00:25:59,077 we do have to talk about your continued employment at the Bureau. 536 00:25:59,440 --> 00:26:01,830 Wait, no, no, no. You can't fire me. 537 00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:03,434 Give me one good reason why. 538 00:26:04,640 --> 00:26:05,756 Okay, okay. 539 00:26:09,360 --> 00:26:12,956 I was gonna save this for upstairs but... 540 00:26:14,640 --> 00:26:16,632 Surprise! 541 00:26:17,400 --> 00:26:21,110 Happy birthday to you 542 00:26:21,200 --> 00:26:23,760 Happy birthday to... 543 00:26:23,840 --> 00:26:25,957 This isn't making things better, is it? 544 00:26:26,040 --> 00:26:27,713 No, it's fantastic, keep going. 545 00:26:28,280 --> 00:26:31,830 So that's it. I finally find a job 546 00:26:31,960 --> 00:26:33,189 where I can use my skills... 547 00:26:33,320 --> 00:26:34,470 Debatable. 548 00:26:35,080 --> 00:26:38,073 And I blow it in the first week. 549 00:26:38,200 --> 00:26:41,352 Guess I'm stuck doing my fallback plan. 550 00:26:41,520 --> 00:26:43,000 Going back to law school. 551 00:26:43,120 --> 00:26:44,600 At least Yale wants me. 552 00:26:45,800 --> 00:26:47,632 Wait! Wait! That's the "fallback plan"? 553 00:26:47,840 --> 00:26:49,115 Law school? 554 00:26:49,200 --> 00:26:50,998 What are you, what are you even doing here? 555 00:26:51,160 --> 00:26:52,833 This is my dream job. 556 00:26:53,320 --> 00:26:55,312 It's my mom who wants me to be a lawyer. 557 00:26:55,400 --> 00:26:58,120 No, you can't give in to what your parents want. 558 00:26:58,200 --> 00:27:01,159 That's what I did and look how that ended. 559 00:27:01,240 --> 00:27:06,031 Okay, you're not going to take life advice from Nora Darhk, right? 560 00:27:06,240 --> 00:27:07,976 That's rich. You should listen to your parents, 561 00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:09,000 think about your future. 562 00:27:09,080 --> 00:27:10,673 Oh, easy for you to say. 563 00:27:10,760 --> 00:27:11,800 At least you had a future. 564 00:27:11,880 --> 00:27:14,793 When I was a kid, my dad convinced me to be a demon vessel. 565 00:27:14,880 --> 00:27:16,109 You think it was easy for me? 566 00:27:16,360 --> 00:27:17,520 At least you got to be a kid. 567 00:27:17,640 --> 00:27:19,472 Try being a clone from 2213. 568 00:27:19,560 --> 00:27:21,517 Okay, the only taste of childhood I ever had 569 00:27:21,600 --> 00:27:23,717 was almost being killed by a Shtriga at summer camp. 570 00:27:23,800 --> 00:27:27,476 Wow. Okay, I need to hear your entire life stories right now. 571 00:27:27,640 --> 00:27:28,869 - No! - No! 572 00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:31,360 We might as well get to know each other if we're stuck here. 573 00:27:32,120 --> 00:27:33,270 Or... 574 00:27:34,360 --> 00:27:35,760 At least have a drink? 575 00:27:36,920 --> 00:27:38,070 What? 576 00:27:39,440 --> 00:27:43,480 We need to bag ourselves a minotaur before your dad gets himself killed. 577 00:27:43,560 --> 00:27:45,358 Oh, what is that smell? 578 00:27:45,440 --> 00:27:46,896 Did you guys get a team dog without me? 579 00:27:46,920 --> 00:27:48,360 Because that was my idea. 580 00:27:48,400 --> 00:27:52,110 I bet you guys are having post-mission pizza parties now, too. 581 00:27:52,200 --> 00:27:55,910 This is the artificial musk of a female minotaur. 582 00:27:56,360 --> 00:27:57,976 See, minotaurs have a very sharp sense of smell 583 00:27:58,000 --> 00:27:59,240 when it comes to tracking prey, 584 00:27:59,280 --> 00:28:00,555 but with this little bad boy 585 00:28:00,720 --> 00:28:03,713 I can lure it in by convincing it that I'm a potential mate. 586 00:28:03,800 --> 00:28:05,917 Then what? You two gonna ride off together? 587 00:28:06,120 --> 00:28:07,440 Get a nice little flat in Soho? 588 00:28:07,520 --> 00:28:10,592 It's good, but we still need a way to tame it and get it to the Bureau. 589 00:28:11,280 --> 00:28:14,398 Taming the beast. Taming the beast. I read about this, I read about this. 590 00:28:14,720 --> 00:28:18,634 Um, let's see, the Magical Treatise of Solomon. 591 00:28:18,960 --> 00:28:20,235 Here we go. 592 00:28:20,320 --> 00:28:22,039 "To ease the Minotaur's rage 593 00:28:22,120 --> 00:28:25,352 "his mother would play him a lullaby on a lute built by..." 594 00:28:25,880 --> 00:28:27,234 - "Daedalus." - That's it. 595 00:28:27,760 --> 00:28:29,956 We'll lure it out and lull it to sleep. 596 00:28:30,040 --> 00:28:32,316 No one gets hurt, not even the minotaur. 597 00:28:33,560 --> 00:28:35,313 And then we'll have a pizza party. 598 00:28:36,080 --> 00:28:38,640 And that's when I found out I was from the future. 599 00:28:38,720 --> 00:28:41,235 - Oh, the future? - Yep. 600 00:28:41,320 --> 00:28:42,595 It was all fake. 601 00:28:42,920 --> 00:28:45,389 My parents, my memories. 602 00:28:45,480 --> 00:28:46,675 Growing up in Fresno. 603 00:28:46,800 --> 00:28:48,336 It's still better than spending your childhood 604 00:28:48,360 --> 00:28:50,033 with the Order of the Shrouded Compass. 605 00:28:50,600 --> 00:28:52,751 Is that like The Sisterhood of Traveling Pants? 606 00:28:53,200 --> 00:28:55,112 Even worse, death cult. 607 00:28:55,760 --> 00:28:57,353 And before that, I just 608 00:28:57,440 --> 00:29:00,274 moved around from one mental institution to the next. 609 00:29:01,400 --> 00:29:03,551 Point is, you're lucky. 610 00:29:03,840 --> 00:29:04,956 I'm lucky? 611 00:29:05,040 --> 00:29:06,997 I just wish my past was made up. 612 00:29:07,080 --> 00:29:08,656 What, so you can wake up one day and realize 613 00:29:08,680 --> 00:29:10,797 that you don't have any family, friends, 614 00:29:10,880 --> 00:29:12,792 or life experiences to hold on to? 615 00:29:12,960 --> 00:29:16,078 Doesn't sound that different from waking up in a prison cell. 616 00:29:16,600 --> 00:29:17,875 Touché. 617 00:29:20,400 --> 00:29:22,039 Are you two kidding me right now? 618 00:29:22,400 --> 00:29:25,313 Ava, you're a clone from the future. 619 00:29:25,840 --> 00:29:28,753 And you run the Time Travel Bureau. 620 00:29:29,400 --> 00:29:30,914 And you're a witch. 621 00:29:32,720 --> 00:29:34,439 And you escaped a cult. 622 00:29:34,800 --> 00:29:37,793 - And a real-life demon. - I did. 623 00:29:38,160 --> 00:29:42,439 You two are like the two coolest women I have ever met. 624 00:29:42,800 --> 00:29:45,599 And I once met Gillian Anderson 625 00:29:45,840 --> 00:29:47,991 at an X-Files meet and greet. 626 00:29:48,200 --> 00:29:51,398 Wow. Mona, you are a gem. 627 00:29:51,720 --> 00:29:54,872 You know, we can't have a birthday without birthday cake. 628 00:29:55,320 --> 00:29:56,320 Yeah. 629 00:29:56,760 --> 00:29:58,797 Back on your feet already, Hank? 630 00:29:58,880 --> 00:30:00,030 Your gal patched me up good, 631 00:30:00,120 --> 00:30:01,634 I'm just running through our strategy. 632 00:30:01,720 --> 00:30:03,871 Oh, wait, did you let him use our DandD miniatures? 633 00:30:03,960 --> 00:30:06,350 No, I didn't let him touch Sindra, Lord of the Dark Elves. 634 00:30:06,560 --> 00:30:08,153 You guys DandD without me too? 635 00:30:08,440 --> 00:30:10,830 Son, why are you holding a tiny guitar? 636 00:30:10,920 --> 00:30:12,479 Or do I even wanna know? 637 00:30:12,560 --> 00:30:15,758 - Uh, this, this is a lute. - Someone say, "loot"? 638 00:30:15,840 --> 00:30:17,816 This is what we're gonna use to put the minotaur to sleep. 639 00:30:17,840 --> 00:30:19,896 - I thought you said that was "loot." - I don't understand. 640 00:30:19,920 --> 00:30:21,718 Well, I suppose it is more of a lyre. 641 00:30:21,840 --> 00:30:22,990 Everyone's a liar. 642 00:30:23,080 --> 00:30:25,056 This is how we're going to catch our creature, Dad. 643 00:30:25,080 --> 00:30:26,434 - That's your plan? - Yeah. 644 00:30:26,600 --> 00:30:27,920 We're facing a literal monster. 645 00:30:28,040 --> 00:30:29,997 You think you can destroy it with a lute? 646 00:30:30,120 --> 00:30:32,874 Well, in the hands of a master, a lute is a formidable weapon. 647 00:30:32,960 --> 00:30:34,030 Just look at Sting, mate. 648 00:30:34,320 --> 00:30:36,376 Sorry to interrupt, but there's a change in the timeline. 649 00:30:36,400 --> 00:30:38,357 An attack at Café du Dôme is imminent. 650 00:30:38,480 --> 00:30:39,709 There will be no survivors. 651 00:30:39,800 --> 00:30:42,235 The minotaur must be tracking Hemingway's scent. 652 00:30:42,360 --> 00:30:43,510 Let's move out. 653 00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:45,992 Uh, Nathaniel, get out of my way. 654 00:30:46,760 --> 00:30:48,536 I don't have to do what you say anymore, Hank. 655 00:30:48,560 --> 00:30:50,631 Really? Because as your superior, 656 00:30:50,720 --> 00:30:52,552 I'm telling you to stand down. 657 00:30:52,680 --> 00:30:54,956 There goes the "superior" thing again, you know? 658 00:30:55,080 --> 00:30:57,361 You don't wanna listen to me or understand me, you just... 659 00:30:58,520 --> 00:31:00,557 You just wanna be better than me. 660 00:31:01,280 --> 00:31:03,237 Well, you're one to talk about listening, 661 00:31:03,320 --> 00:31:05,835 you've ignored every lesson I've ever tried to teach you. 662 00:31:05,920 --> 00:31:08,754 Because it's the same lesson over and over again. 663 00:31:08,880 --> 00:31:10,997 You want me to be more like you, Hank. 664 00:31:11,160 --> 00:31:13,231 But guess what? I'm not like you. 665 00:31:13,320 --> 00:31:15,073 I don't like televised golf 666 00:31:15,160 --> 00:31:18,073 or Tom Clancy books or '70s folk rock. 667 00:31:18,720 --> 00:31:22,031 I don't know if you happened to notice but I'm a grown-ass superhero. 668 00:31:24,080 --> 00:31:28,154 Who's just trying to play the lute for a minotaur. 669 00:31:29,160 --> 00:31:30,435 Fine. 670 00:31:30,640 --> 00:31:34,190 Don't listen to your old man. Maybe you'll listen to your captain. 671 00:31:36,600 --> 00:31:38,910 I'm sorry, but I'm with Nate. 672 00:31:39,560 --> 00:31:42,155 I know his idea sounds crazy, but he's right. 673 00:31:42,800 --> 00:31:44,519 And that's what makes him a Legend. 674 00:31:44,960 --> 00:31:46,394 No matter where he is. 675 00:31:47,400 --> 00:31:50,154 Look, you said you wanted to see a Legends mission. 676 00:31:50,240 --> 00:31:51,754 Well, you're about to. 677 00:31:52,080 --> 00:31:54,276 And if it goes wrong, well... 678 00:31:54,600 --> 00:31:56,080 You go ahead and fire all of us. 679 00:32:05,240 --> 00:32:07,357 The beast advanced. 680 00:32:07,440 --> 00:32:08,669 I turned on him, 681 00:32:08,760 --> 00:32:10,114 gun raised. 682 00:32:10,400 --> 00:32:11,914 Seeing we'd reached an agreement, 683 00:32:12,200 --> 00:32:13,395 I fired! 684 00:32:14,320 --> 00:32:16,880 So I don't think we'll be seeing that creature anytime soon. 685 00:32:17,080 --> 00:32:18,309 Yeah? Then what is that? 686 00:32:22,480 --> 00:32:24,073 Back for another go, are you? 687 00:32:26,280 --> 00:32:27,634 Oye, fuzzball, come on. 688 00:32:27,720 --> 00:32:30,519 Have a nice little whiff of this, will ya? 689 00:32:32,920 --> 00:32:34,991 - All right, that's your cue. - Okay. 690 00:32:35,640 --> 00:32:37,836 I haven't had much time to rehearse, but... 691 00:32:48,880 --> 00:32:51,031 - Now, we end this. - No! 692 00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:54,753 I warn you, I will strike a woman. 693 00:32:56,800 --> 00:32:59,000 That's for being on my summer eighth grade reading list. 694 00:33:00,560 --> 00:33:02,074 Uh, guys? 695 00:33:03,720 --> 00:33:05,040 Nathaniel! 696 00:33:08,040 --> 00:33:09,997 Always preferred Faulkner. 697 00:33:14,240 --> 00:33:16,800 So, not a bad birthday, huh? 698 00:33:17,040 --> 00:33:19,874 Considering my original plan was a House Hunters marathon? 699 00:33:19,960 --> 00:33:22,839 That actually sounds pretty great. 700 00:33:25,840 --> 00:33:27,433 You know what? 701 00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:31,195 You should have this. 702 00:33:31,560 --> 00:33:33,517 You know you wanna read it. 703 00:33:34,720 --> 00:33:35,836 Look. 704 00:33:36,120 --> 00:33:38,112 I learned from being locked up that the 705 00:33:38,200 --> 00:33:40,954 only way to survive is to shut down. 706 00:33:43,160 --> 00:33:46,836 If you don't have a future, it's best not to look forward. 707 00:33:48,040 --> 00:33:51,636 Not to meals, or birthdays... 708 00:33:51,960 --> 00:33:53,553 or relationships. 709 00:33:55,880 --> 00:33:57,016 Just because this is your present, 710 00:33:57,040 --> 00:33:58,633 doesn't mean it has to be your future. 711 00:33:58,720 --> 00:34:00,996 Who knows, maybe some day you can 712 00:34:01,080 --> 00:34:03,037 get outta here without having to escape. 713 00:34:03,120 --> 00:34:04,270 Yeah. 714 00:34:04,560 --> 00:34:07,359 And aren't you glad you didn't shut down today? 715 00:34:10,920 --> 00:34:12,639 Well, this cake is pretty good. 716 00:34:12,800 --> 00:34:14,359 Come on! Come on! 717 00:34:14,440 --> 00:34:17,000 Who doesn't wanna see a Ray Palmer love letter? 718 00:34:17,080 --> 00:34:19,120 You have to open it, there's probably glitter in it. 719 00:34:19,240 --> 00:34:20,913 - I wanna know. - Go on. 720 00:34:21,120 --> 00:34:23,316 - Open it. Open it. - Open it. Open it. 721 00:34:23,400 --> 00:34:24,880 You know what? 722 00:34:25,640 --> 00:34:28,030 - Come on. - No... 723 00:34:28,120 --> 00:34:29,600 Oh, hi there. 724 00:34:30,760 --> 00:34:31,830 - Ray? - Ray? 725 00:34:31,920 --> 00:34:33,957 Yeah, hi. Uh, could I get some help? 726 00:34:34,120 --> 00:34:35,554 Uh, I'm a little stuck. 727 00:34:45,840 --> 00:34:47,479 - Get behind the bar. - Good idea. 728 00:34:52,440 --> 00:34:53,794 I meant for cover. 729 00:34:54,200 --> 00:34:55,554 Well, I like your version. 730 00:35:00,440 --> 00:35:03,160 See? He looks just as I drew it. 731 00:35:03,240 --> 00:35:06,039 You leave that weirdo alone! 732 00:35:06,120 --> 00:35:07,679 Your fight is with me. 733 00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:15,354 Come on. 734 00:35:15,440 --> 00:35:17,318 Now, the dance begins. 735 00:35:19,640 --> 00:35:20,896 I needed to make sure she was okay. 736 00:35:20,920 --> 00:35:22,991 I wanted to make sure you were okay. 737 00:35:23,080 --> 00:35:25,117 Uh, actually, I just really wanted to see her. 738 00:35:25,320 --> 00:35:27,516 And then I thought I'd deliver the message myself. 739 00:35:27,600 --> 00:35:29,353 But then I got stuck in the glue. 740 00:35:30,440 --> 00:35:31,510 That was sweet. 741 00:35:32,040 --> 00:35:34,111 Stupid, but sweet. 742 00:35:34,240 --> 00:35:36,197 No, it's unacceptable. 743 00:35:36,520 --> 00:35:38,113 But in this case... 744 00:35:38,680 --> 00:35:39,830 Clearly convenient. 745 00:35:40,120 --> 00:35:42,555 So, since you are so good at getting people out of prison... 746 00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:44,798 let's get the hell outta here, shall we? 747 00:35:45,080 --> 00:35:46,833 Oh. Yeah. Yeah. 748 00:35:47,760 --> 00:35:50,878 Let's just hope the team wasn't missing the QB. 749 00:35:54,240 --> 00:35:55,390 That's my boy! 750 00:36:03,520 --> 00:36:04,670 Over here! 751 00:36:08,400 --> 00:36:13,634 There is a young cowboy that lives on the range 752 00:36:14,600 --> 00:36:19,516 His horse and his cattle are his only companions 753 00:36:20,800 --> 00:36:25,875 He works in the saddle and he sleeps in the canyons 754 00:36:25,960 --> 00:36:30,034 Waiting for summer His pastures to change 755 00:36:30,120 --> 00:36:31,873 What is happening? 756 00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:34,071 James Taylor, and it's good. 757 00:36:34,400 --> 00:36:39,236 And as the moon rises he sits by his fire 758 00:36:39,320 --> 00:36:43,758 Thinking about women and glasses of beer 759 00:36:44,160 --> 00:36:48,951 And closing his eyes as the dogies retire 760 00:36:49,040 --> 00:36:53,876 He sings out a song which is soft but it's clear 761 00:36:53,960 --> 00:36:57,920 As if maybe someone could hear 762 00:36:58,200 --> 00:36:59,634 You got this, Dad. 763 00:37:01,360 --> 00:37:05,991 Goodnight, you moonlight ladies 764 00:37:06,080 --> 00:37:11,075 Rockabye, sweet baby James 765 00:37:11,160 --> 00:37:15,473 Deep greens and blues are the colors I choose 766 00:37:15,560 --> 00:37:20,396 Won't you let me go down in my dreams 767 00:37:20,480 --> 00:37:24,997 And rockabye, sweet baby James 768 00:37:31,840 --> 00:37:34,878 Now, that is how you finish a Legends mission. 769 00:37:35,920 --> 00:37:37,240 You did good, son. 770 00:37:37,320 --> 00:37:39,437 Well, right back at you, Dad. 771 00:37:40,120 --> 00:37:41,873 I learned it from you, Nathaniel. 772 00:37:53,280 --> 00:37:55,078 Hola, Juni. 773 00:37:55,400 --> 00:37:57,631 Privyet, Baba Yaga. 774 00:37:59,600 --> 00:38:01,159 What's up, Nora? 775 00:38:02,320 --> 00:38:04,232 I thought you were headed to Yale. 776 00:38:04,320 --> 00:38:06,960 After last night, I marched home and told my parents 777 00:38:07,040 --> 00:38:08,520 I didn't wanna be a lawyer. 778 00:38:09,120 --> 00:38:12,591 And also that I was craving nachos and wanted to do karaoke. 779 00:38:12,680 --> 00:38:15,195 The rosé had really kicked in at that point. 780 00:38:15,360 --> 00:38:18,398 Oh, and here, my mom's homemade congee. 781 00:38:18,480 --> 00:38:20,153 Great hangover cure. 782 00:38:23,680 --> 00:38:25,637 Hey, can you do me a favor? 783 00:38:27,400 --> 00:38:28,959 I wrote... 784 00:38:29,320 --> 00:38:31,391 I wrote Ray a letter. Uh... 785 00:38:31,480 --> 00:38:34,279 Uh, yeah, it'd be an honor to deliver it. 786 00:38:34,440 --> 00:38:35,510 Yeah. 787 00:38:35,600 --> 00:38:38,399 Anything for my generation's Ross and Rachel. 788 00:38:45,640 --> 00:38:48,109 Uh, morning, Director Sharpe. 789 00:38:49,040 --> 00:38:50,554 A word, Mona. 790 00:38:52,080 --> 00:38:53,355 What? 791 00:38:53,680 --> 00:38:55,911 Wait, are you firing me this time? 792 00:38:56,080 --> 00:38:57,400 No, Mona. 793 00:38:57,680 --> 00:39:00,240 After yesterday, I realized... 794 00:39:00,600 --> 00:39:02,760 There is some room for a little humanity in this place. 795 00:39:06,960 --> 00:39:08,997 Aloha, Kaupe. 796 00:39:09,080 --> 00:39:11,197 Permission to scratch his tummy? 797 00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:14,229 Permission granted. 798 00:39:15,640 --> 00:39:18,599 And you should deliver that letter. 799 00:39:21,480 --> 00:39:22,630 Well. 800 00:39:22,920 --> 00:39:26,880 That was a chaotic, reckless, wasteful mess. 801 00:39:27,400 --> 00:39:29,278 I think I finally see the value in the Legends. 802 00:39:29,360 --> 00:39:31,120 Yeah. You could have led with that last part. 803 00:39:31,160 --> 00:39:32,480 We're glad to have you on board. 804 00:39:33,760 --> 00:39:35,797 Well, this has been fun. 805 00:39:35,960 --> 00:39:37,838 But it's time for me to get back. 806 00:39:37,920 --> 00:39:39,400 Yeah, you know what? Um... 807 00:39:40,200 --> 00:39:42,078 I'll meet you back there, Dad. 808 00:39:47,080 --> 00:39:49,072 He's right, this was fun. 809 00:39:49,720 --> 00:39:50,790 It's good to be back. 810 00:39:50,880 --> 00:39:53,190 Well, the door is always open. 811 00:39:53,720 --> 00:39:56,216 You know, coming back here, I thought it'd be like the old days. 812 00:39:56,240 --> 00:39:57,913 But, I don't know what's more surprising, 813 00:39:58,040 --> 00:40:00,077 the fact that so much has changed, 814 00:40:00,240 --> 00:40:03,916 or at some point this became the old days. 815 00:40:04,400 --> 00:40:07,598 You'd think we of all people would understand that time makes no sense. 816 00:40:07,680 --> 00:40:09,399 - Yeah. - But... 817 00:40:09,680 --> 00:40:11,478 I guess it's something you never accept. 818 00:40:12,320 --> 00:40:13,993 You know I love you guys, right? 819 00:40:15,120 --> 00:40:16,600 But, uh... 820 00:40:16,920 --> 00:40:18,274 I belong over there. 821 00:40:18,440 --> 00:40:19,999 I get it. 822 00:40:21,600 --> 00:40:22,829 I'm proud of you. 823 00:40:24,440 --> 00:40:26,671 Now, go on. Go do your adult thing. 824 00:40:26,760 --> 00:40:28,160 And we'll see you around. 825 00:40:28,240 --> 00:40:29,356 Okay. 826 00:40:31,880 --> 00:40:33,234 Though... 827 00:40:33,600 --> 00:40:34,920 If you're not in a rush? 828 00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:38,296 - It's a pizza party. - Yeah. 829 00:40:38,320 --> 00:40:40,232 Yeah. Here he is! 830 00:40:40,320 --> 00:40:43,199 - Everybody! - Hey, welcome back, ugly. 831 00:40:43,280 --> 00:40:44,430 Yes, what other bright ideas 832 00:40:44,520 --> 00:40:46,955 are you gonna leave us with before you bugger off? 833 00:40:47,480 --> 00:40:48,516 Softball team. 834 00:40:48,600 --> 00:40:50,193 Oh, no, only electronic sports. 835 00:40:50,280 --> 00:40:51,316 Piñata Fridays. 836 00:40:51,480 --> 00:40:53,472 How many times do I have to say no to that? 837 00:40:54,120 --> 00:40:55,349 Unionizing. 838 00:40:55,440 --> 00:40:57,716 Ooh! Don't let Hank hear you say that. 839 00:40:57,920 --> 00:41:00,037 You know, it's still weird not having you around. 840 00:41:00,920 --> 00:41:02,752 Oh, man, I'll always be right there, big guy, 841 00:41:02,840 --> 00:41:04,280 - in that giant heart of yours. - Aw. 842 00:41:05,200 --> 00:41:06,759 And I'll be at the Bureau. 843 00:41:06,840 --> 00:41:08,880 So you guys can literally stop by whenever you want. 844 00:41:10,680 --> 00:41:14,037 But you know, before I go, I do wanna say one thing. 845 00:41:14,520 --> 00:41:16,352 When I first stepped onto this ship, 846 00:41:16,440 --> 00:41:18,716 I was, you know, trying to get away from 847 00:41:18,840 --> 00:41:22,072 all my baggage back home and, I can't believe I'm gonna say this... 848 00:41:22,560 --> 00:41:24,313 Hemingway once wrote, 849 00:41:24,400 --> 00:41:28,030 "You can't get away from yourself by moving from one place to another." 850 00:41:28,480 --> 00:41:30,631 And thanks to you guys, I don't have to run anymore. 851 00:41:30,720 --> 00:41:31,720 Being here with you all 852 00:41:31,840 --> 00:41:33,376 has turned me into the man I need to be. 853 00:41:33,400 --> 00:41:36,199 And, uh, this place is special. 854 00:41:37,720 --> 00:41:40,679 And you never know when it's gonna be over, so... 855 00:41:40,880 --> 00:41:44,351 I say, Legends, enjoy the ride while it lasts. 856 00:41:44,480 --> 00:41:46,597 - Hear! Hear! Cheers. - Cheers. 857 00:41:46,880 --> 00:41:48,758 - Cheers. - Cheers. Cheers. 858 00:41:49,680 --> 00:41:52,479 Uh, you'll find your place here. 859 00:41:52,640 --> 00:41:53,915 I know I did.