1 00:01:27,500 --> 00:01:30,000 Ah, there I am. 2 00:01:30,083 --> 00:01:33,542 Sir Douglas Weatherford, Baron of Inverleish 3 00:01:33,625 --> 00:01:37,750 and Knight of the most ancient and most noble Order of the Thistle. 4 00:01:38,375 --> 00:01:42,292 I sit in the land of my birth, only 30 years of age, 5 00:01:42,375 --> 00:01:45,083 and already I have made some of the greatest advancements 6 00:01:45,167 --> 00:01:47,208 the world has ever seen. 7 00:01:47,917 --> 00:01:49,458 To put it plainly... 8 00:01:49,958 --> 00:01:52,208 I am a genius. 9 00:01:52,292 --> 00:01:55,000 For centuries I have been revered as such, 10 00:01:55,708 --> 00:01:59,958 but alas, for reasons I cannot comprehend, 11 00:02:00,042 --> 00:02:04,500 in today's degenerate age, my legacy is forgotten. 12 00:02:04,583 --> 00:02:08,750 Even my noble face, my striking, handsome face 13 00:02:09,250 --> 00:02:11,292 has been reduced to that... 14 00:02:12,208 --> 00:02:14,292 of a Spaniard. 15 00:02:17,141 --> 00:02:18,542 For many years, 16 00:02:18,625 --> 00:02:22,750 this rundown visitor centre found in my home town, 17 00:02:22,833 --> 00:02:26,167 has been the sole institute of my life's work. 18 00:02:26,708 --> 00:02:30,167 Permit me then to recount my achievements, 19 00:02:30,250 --> 00:02:33,625 from my magnum opus, The Fourth Treatise, 20 00:02:33,708 --> 00:02:38,458 a book which helped propel the world into a new age of prosperity, 21 00:02:38,542 --> 00:02:43,750 to my strides as a natural philosopher in the treatment of lunatics. 22 00:02:44,250 --> 00:02:47,583 And of course, my surgical advancements, 23 00:02:47,667 --> 00:02:51,500 particularly in the practice of limb amputation. 24 00:02:53,125 --> 00:02:56,833 My contemporaries have fared much better than I. 25 00:02:56,917 --> 00:03:00,167 Even that pervert, Benjamin Franklin 26 00:03:00,250 --> 00:03:03,375 has cemented his name in the annals of history. 27 00:03:03,458 --> 00:03:09,750 All the while, my legacy chokes beneath an ever thickening layer of dust. 28 00:03:10,875 --> 00:03:16,333 And so, my only hope is a Mr Kenneth Mackay, 29 00:03:16,417 --> 00:03:18,375 an enthusiastic employee 30 00:03:18,458 --> 00:03:22,208 devoted to sharing my story with all who will listen. 31 00:03:23,208 --> 00:03:25,792 In every fibre of his being, 32 00:03:25,875 --> 00:03:29,458 Mr Mackay belongs to this part of the world. 33 00:03:30,250 --> 00:03:32,708 Though a man of little distinction, 34 00:03:32,792 --> 00:03:36,417 he is my final chance to save my legacy. 35 00:03:42,458 --> 00:03:46,333 Here comes his carriage, rumbling through the valley now. 36 00:03:47,458 --> 00:03:49,458 Let us listen in. 37 00:03:50,333 --> 00:03:53,250 Everything you see here was passed down to Sir Douglas 38 00:03:53,333 --> 00:03:56,500 by his father, Laird Bryce, and his father before him, 39 00:03:56,583 --> 00:03:58,125 and his father before him 40 00:03:58,208 --> 00:04:01,000 through multiple changes in the monarchy. 41 00:04:02,292 --> 00:04:06,583 Sir Douglas liked to ride his horse daily through the woodlands. 42 00:04:06,667 --> 00:04:09,708 He had numerous boulders strategically placed 43 00:04:09,792 --> 00:04:13,125 along the route, so that should inspiration ever strike, 44 00:04:13,208 --> 00:04:16,917 he had somewhere to sit down and jot down his thoughts. 45 00:04:17,833 --> 00:04:20,542 On his return from the West Indies in the 1760s, 46 00:04:20,625 --> 00:04:23,625 Sir Douglas married Hannah Chetwynd-Howe. 47 00:04:24,208 --> 00:04:25,708 She gave him seven children, 48 00:04:25,792 --> 00:04:28,667 only one of whom survived into adulthood. 49 00:04:28,750 --> 00:04:30,792 Sir Douglas was greatly distressed by this, 50 00:04:30,875 --> 00:04:33,167 and his marriage suffered as a consequence. 51 00:04:33,250 --> 00:04:36,333 Lady Weatherford's journals are quite revealing in this regard. 52 00:04:36,417 --> 00:04:40,042 She describes his mood swings as if being struck violently 53 00:04:40,125 --> 00:04:41,917 by Saturn's scythe. 54 00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:44,250 When my wife first read this, 55 00:04:44,333 --> 00:04:46,667 she said he reminded her of me. 56 00:04:49,958 --> 00:04:50,958 Fun fact. 57 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:53,292 I am actually a descendant... 58 00:04:53,875 --> 00:04:55,917 of... Sir Douglas. 59 00:04:56,667 --> 00:04:59,833 We, we did a bit of digging a few years back 60 00:04:59,917 --> 00:05:02,833 and I was quite, uh, surprised 61 00:05:02,917 --> 00:05:05,042 to find his name on the family tree. 62 00:05:06,250 --> 00:05:08,000 We actually share a birthday. 63 00:05:10,333 --> 00:05:11,583 And though I say so myself, 64 00:05:11,667 --> 00:05:13,625 I think I'm looking pretty good 65 00:05:13,708 --> 00:05:16,375 for a 282 year old. 66 00:05:28,667 --> 00:05:29,708 Jess? 67 00:05:31,375 --> 00:05:32,458 Jess? 68 00:05:35,458 --> 00:05:38,458 Oh, oh, oh. Whoa, ho, ho. 69 00:05:38,542 --> 00:05:40,250 What have I got for you, hmm? 70 00:05:40,333 --> 00:05:42,708 Look at this. Look at this. Your favourite. 71 00:05:45,792 --> 00:05:49,292 Although Mrs Mackay passed away over a year ago, 72 00:05:49,375 --> 00:05:53,708 Kenneth still expects to find her sitting in her armchair, 73 00:05:53,792 --> 00:05:56,708 awaiting his return from an excursion. 74 00:05:57,708 --> 00:05:59,167 After her death, 75 00:05:59,250 --> 00:06:02,417 Kenneth subscribed to a genealogy website 76 00:06:02,500 --> 00:06:05,542 where he discovered that he is indeed 77 00:06:05,625 --> 00:06:08,667 a distant kinsman of my third cousin. 78 00:06:09,542 --> 00:06:15,042 Sadly, for Kenneth, due to that lady's many indiscretions, 79 00:06:15,125 --> 00:06:19,542 nearly half of Arberloch is also descended from her. 80 00:06:20,125 --> 00:06:22,542 -You've done so well. -It's great. It's very yummy. 81 00:06:23,708 --> 00:06:25,667 So, Anna tells me you're a nurse. 82 00:06:25,750 --> 00:06:27,625 Yeah. Um, at St. Joe's. 83 00:06:28,625 --> 00:06:29,833 Hmm. 84 00:06:29,917 --> 00:06:31,792 I know St. Joe's. Which department? 85 00:06:32,417 --> 00:06:34,167 Uh, psychiatry. 86 00:06:34,250 --> 00:06:37,625 -Oh? -Yeah. It's intense. 87 00:06:37,708 --> 00:06:40,000 No, it's intense, but you're amazing. You're amazing. 88 00:06:40,083 --> 00:06:41,250 He, he's running his own ward 89 00:06:41,333 --> 00:06:43,208 and he's only been there for like two months. 90 00:06:43,292 --> 00:06:44,750 It's like, incredible. 91 00:06:45,250 --> 00:06:46,583 How's James? 92 00:06:48,167 --> 00:06:49,250 Fine. 93 00:06:52,958 --> 00:06:53,958 What? 94 00:06:55,375 --> 00:06:57,125 He's fine, yeah. 95 00:06:58,167 --> 00:07:00,143 You were with your daddy last week, weren't you, sweetheart? 96 00:07:00,167 --> 00:07:02,458 Oh, that's good. That's good. 97 00:07:02,542 --> 00:07:03,708 How's your dad? 98 00:07:03,792 --> 00:07:05,417 -Dad's fine. -Good. 99 00:07:05,500 --> 00:07:06,660 Why don't you phone him, Dad? 100 00:07:08,875 --> 00:07:11,125 I was just asking how he was. That was all. 101 00:07:11,208 --> 00:07:12,375 He's fine. 102 00:07:17,708 --> 00:07:19,333 Starts with Sarah. 103 00:07:20,833 --> 00:07:22,625 Anna, your mum. 104 00:07:24,667 --> 00:07:26,000 -Me... -Dad, do we really need to 105 00:07:26,083 --> 00:07:27,375 do the family tree right now? 106 00:07:27,458 --> 00:07:28,625 It's not polite. 107 00:07:28,708 --> 00:07:32,667 When's the right time to show the little one her family lineage? 108 00:07:33,167 --> 00:07:35,667 So, grandpa, grandma, 109 00:07:35,750 --> 00:07:37,510 great-grandparents, great-great-grandparents. 110 00:07:37,542 --> 00:07:39,167 Read out some of those names. 111 00:07:39,750 --> 00:07:40,750 Sir John Hamilton? 112 00:07:40,833 --> 00:07:42,750 Yes. Say it louder so your mama can hear, go on. 113 00:07:42,833 --> 00:07:44,292 I can hear, I can hear. 114 00:07:44,375 --> 00:07:47,125 Good, good. Sir John Hamilton. 115 00:07:47,208 --> 00:07:48,375 Next name please, 116 00:07:48,458 --> 00:07:49,667 Sir John Ruven. 117 00:07:49,750 --> 00:07:51,792 Sir John Ruven. Next name please. 118 00:07:51,875 --> 00:07:53,292 Agnes Longford. 119 00:07:53,375 --> 00:07:55,500 Oh, very important woman. 120 00:07:55,583 --> 00:07:56,833 Next name please. 121 00:07:56,917 --> 00:07:58,833 Sir Francis Urquhart. 122 00:07:58,917 --> 00:08:02,292 Oh, well done. That's not an easy one to say. 123 00:08:02,375 --> 00:08:05,417 Less this is a very difficult one even to read, never mind say. 124 00:08:05,500 --> 00:08:07,208 -Well done you. -Yeah. 125 00:08:07,292 --> 00:08:09,667 -Sir Francis Urquhart. -Urquhart. 126 00:08:10,333 --> 00:08:14,083 Up here, great-great-great grandparents. And finally, who's that? 127 00:08:14,167 --> 00:08:16,542 Sir Douglas Weatherford. 128 00:08:16,625 --> 00:08:19,542 Sir Douglas Weatherford. 129 00:08:22,250 --> 00:08:24,125 All the way back to... 130 00:08:25,083 --> 00:08:26,083 you. 131 00:08:27,292 --> 00:08:31,042 You come from a noble family, my dear. 132 00:08:31,125 --> 00:08:35,000 -Dad, that's enough. -And don't let anyone tell you different. 133 00:08:37,167 --> 00:08:38,708 Come on, give your grandpa a hug. 134 00:08:38,792 --> 00:08:41,375 Hey... Love you. 135 00:08:43,875 --> 00:08:45,917 -Love you. Right. -Cheers. Nice to meet you. 136 00:08:46,000 --> 00:08:46,875 -Nice meeting you. -Take care. 137 00:08:46,958 --> 00:08:48,208 Yeah, you too. 138 00:08:49,292 --> 00:08:50,792 I think Grandad's sad. 139 00:08:51,667 --> 00:08:53,833 No, no, no, he's not, sweetheart. 140 00:08:55,208 --> 00:08:56,958 Can he come and stay with us again? 141 00:09:02,833 --> 00:09:05,042 -Safe drive. -Yeah, bye, Dad. 142 00:09:05,125 --> 00:09:06,917 Get inside, right? 143 00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:08,250 It's cold. 144 00:09:11,542 --> 00:09:13,042 Hm. 145 00:09:25,625 --> 00:09:26,917 Anna. 146 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:28,167 Birthday Girl. 147 00:09:28,750 --> 00:09:30,667 Anna, look at me. That's it. 148 00:09:31,667 --> 00:09:34,000 How old are you today, huh? 149 00:09:34,500 --> 00:09:36,708 Two? Two. 150 00:09:36,792 --> 00:09:38,625 Oh... 151 00:09:39,500 --> 00:09:43,917 Happy birthday dear Anna... 152 00:09:44,500 --> 00:09:49,417 Happy birthday to you... 153 00:09:50,083 --> 00:09:52,333 -Yay. -Well done. 154 00:11:36,750 --> 00:11:38,310 It's nice when the sun comes out anyway. 155 00:11:38,375 --> 00:11:40,000 -It's alright. -Yeah. 156 00:11:40,083 --> 00:11:41,542 -It's a nice crew. -Yeah. 157 00:11:46,708 --> 00:11:48,917 What? Is he just gonna sit there? 158 00:11:50,083 --> 00:11:51,083 -Come on. -Nutter. 159 00:11:52,458 --> 00:11:53,500 Hey. 160 00:11:53,583 --> 00:11:54,583 What? 161 00:11:57,708 --> 00:11:59,917 Move on, move on, move on. Come on! 162 00:12:00,833 --> 00:12:02,750 Can't bloody be here, you idiot! 163 00:12:03,333 --> 00:12:06,083 -Move your car! Move your car! -Can't come through! 164 00:12:07,833 --> 00:12:10,083 Get out! Get out! 165 00:12:12,583 --> 00:12:13,708 That way, yes. 166 00:12:18,833 --> 00:12:21,708 A tranquil, peaceful place. 167 00:12:21,792 --> 00:12:24,167 A place of tremendous beauty. 168 00:12:24,875 --> 00:12:27,667 I, Sir Douglas Weatherford, 169 00:12:27,750 --> 00:12:30,625 have always been a great lover of animals. 170 00:12:30,708 --> 00:12:33,583 My love, of course, is most evident 171 00:12:34,083 --> 00:12:36,792 in the vast number I shot during my travels 172 00:12:36,875 --> 00:12:40,292 and had stuffed for display in my home. 173 00:12:42,583 --> 00:12:45,000 Each species told a story... 174 00:12:45,500 --> 00:12:47,583 Do not lean on the glass, please. 175 00:12:48,708 --> 00:12:49,583 An emblem... 176 00:12:49,667 --> 00:12:51,083 Excuse me. 177 00:12:51,167 --> 00:12:53,333 Could you not lean on the display, please? 178 00:12:53,417 --> 00:12:55,000 Was the Tiger from Bengal. 179 00:12:55,750 --> 00:12:56,833 Thank you. 180 00:12:56,917 --> 00:12:58,875 From the Carpathians. 181 00:12:58,958 --> 00:13:01,958 And who could forget, the pygmy antelope. 182 00:13:51,750 --> 00:13:54,583 Having travelled to many strange 183 00:13:55,083 --> 00:13:56,750 and distant lands, 184 00:13:57,333 --> 00:13:59,458 I have had the opportunity 185 00:13:59,542 --> 00:14:04,000 to observe a great many diverse economic systems. 186 00:14:05,333 --> 00:14:06,583 Consider this. 187 00:14:07,958 --> 00:14:10,333 It is not the generosity of the farmer... 188 00:14:10,417 --> 00:14:13,042 that feeds us or our families... 189 00:14:14,292 --> 00:14:16,667 but his own self-promotion. 190 00:14:17,500 --> 00:14:20,833 It is this commonality that can be found 191 00:14:21,500 --> 00:14:25,083 in both the northern and the southern hemispheres. 192 00:14:25,167 --> 00:14:26,917 Oh, no, no, no, no! 193 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:30,250 -Thus, it's the question of the age... -Don't park here, you can't park here. 194 00:14:31,583 --> 00:14:36,500 Is the fundamental truth of human nature, 195 00:14:36,583 --> 00:14:38,726 Yeah, yeah, just reverse, just reverse. 196 00:14:38,750 --> 00:14:42,667 -the self-motivating force behind it... -Go back! 197 00:14:47,333 --> 00:14:50,500 Keep going. Keep going. What the fuck? 198 00:14:50,583 --> 00:14:52,208 -It is... -You dozy cunt! 199 00:14:52,875 --> 00:14:55,059 -Just park the car... no, stop! -Please excuse the language. 200 00:14:55,083 --> 00:14:56,583 Make your fucking mind up! 201 00:14:57,625 --> 00:15:01,500 It is a fundamental truth... 202 00:15:01,583 --> 00:15:03,458 of human nature... 203 00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:07,208 that nothing 204 00:15:07,292 --> 00:15:10,458 motivates human kind quite... 205 00:15:10,542 --> 00:15:12,625 as much... 206 00:15:12,708 --> 00:15:16,208 as one's own self-interest. 207 00:15:16,292 --> 00:15:18,833 Excuse me, what's going on? 208 00:15:18,917 --> 00:15:20,875 These are questions... 209 00:15:21,958 --> 00:15:24,458 but for the future of mankind. 210 00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:27,625 What are you fucking beeping at? 211 00:15:27,708 --> 00:15:31,458 That's it, keep going. Keep fucking going! 212 00:15:54,667 --> 00:15:56,917 Why should we ride to the aid of those 213 00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:58,625 that did not come to ours? 214 00:15:58,708 --> 00:16:00,250 They must be warned. 215 00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:02,042 Understand this... 216 00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:05,750 things are now in motion that cannot be undone. 217 00:16:05,833 --> 00:16:07,167 How far? 218 00:16:07,250 --> 00:16:09,208 Three days' ride as the dragon flies. 219 00:16:09,292 --> 00:16:12,333 We'd better hope we don't have one of those on our tail. 220 00:16:12,417 --> 00:16:14,542 With or without a dragon in your midst, 221 00:16:14,625 --> 00:16:16,958 you shall need the might of the Geldun Blade... 222 00:16:17,042 --> 00:16:19,101 This the one where they have to defeat the hydra dragon. 223 00:16:22,292 --> 00:16:24,667 Geldun-en, valor tur. 224 00:16:24,750 --> 00:16:26,958 Geldun-en, valor tur. 225 00:16:27,042 --> 00:16:28,917 Geldun-en, valor tur. 226 00:16:39,583 --> 00:16:41,875 They want to know what we think of the show. 227 00:16:42,500 --> 00:16:45,792 See they're paying Jock a packet for the use of his farm house. 228 00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:50,500 He's always been an attention seeker. 229 00:16:50,583 --> 00:16:52,042 Well, I guess you have to be 230 00:16:52,125 --> 00:16:54,250 when you come from a long line of tatty pickers 231 00:16:54,333 --> 00:16:55,917 and domestic servants. 232 00:16:57,250 --> 00:16:59,250 I suppose this is beneath you, Ken? 233 00:17:00,542 --> 00:17:01,625 Well, not me. 234 00:17:02,375 --> 00:17:03,375 Watch my drink. 235 00:17:04,375 --> 00:17:05,875 I'm going to be famous. 236 00:17:11,208 --> 00:17:12,875 He's a real show-off. 237 00:17:31,792 --> 00:17:34,000 in the Caribbean. 238 00:17:34,083 --> 00:17:36,333 When you think on it, if you were to take Adam Smith, 239 00:17:36,417 --> 00:17:38,292 David Hume, David Livingstone, 240 00:17:38,375 --> 00:17:39,708 and Sir Walter Scott 241 00:17:39,792 --> 00:17:41,833 and put them all together, 242 00:17:41,917 --> 00:17:43,375 you would have Sir Douglas. 243 00:17:43,458 --> 00:17:46,292 Of course, he... he wasn't recognised in his day. 244 00:17:46,375 --> 00:17:48,125 Welcome. 245 00:17:48,917 --> 00:17:51,500 Welcome, welcome, come in, come in. 246 00:17:51,583 --> 00:17:54,542 Welcome, o weary travellers, follow me, follow me. 247 00:17:54,625 --> 00:17:56,958 Hi, how's it going? Hi. 248 00:17:57,042 --> 00:17:59,625 Look at that, Emberfell! 249 00:18:01,542 --> 00:18:02,958 Brilliant. 250 00:18:03,042 --> 00:18:05,042 -Hang on, hang on. -Come in, come in. 251 00:18:05,542 --> 00:18:07,792 -Emberfell! -Emberfell. 252 00:18:09,167 --> 00:18:11,375 -This is amazing. -Come in, come in. 253 00:18:14,125 --> 00:18:15,208 Steven McKinnon, 254 00:18:15,292 --> 00:18:18,667 manager of the town's Weatherford themed visitor centre 255 00:18:18,750 --> 00:18:21,500 is keen to capitalise on the show's arrival, 256 00:18:21,583 --> 00:18:25,083 transforming the dusty old centre into an exciting new 257 00:18:25,167 --> 00:18:27,750 White Stag of Emberfell fan zone. 258 00:18:27,833 --> 00:18:31,375 The rain has done little to deter Emberfell fans. 259 00:18:31,458 --> 00:18:32,726 Rumours are circulating 260 00:18:32,750 --> 00:18:35,750 that the show's producers might cast local talent... 261 00:18:35,833 --> 00:18:37,273 -Jessie! -...in minor speaking roles, 262 00:18:37,333 --> 00:18:39,625 -in an effort to engage the community. -Jessie. 263 00:18:42,708 --> 00:18:44,000 Jessie. 264 00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:47,000 Jessie. 265 00:19:11,708 --> 00:19:12,708 Uh... 266 00:19:16,167 --> 00:19:17,292 Ah... 267 00:19:28,667 --> 00:19:31,625 What has become of the once peaceful valley 268 00:19:31,708 --> 00:19:35,542 where my father taught me to ride Tempest, my first horse? 269 00:19:37,292 --> 00:19:41,708 Or the boulder where I sat and composed a lament after her passing? 270 00:19:43,083 --> 00:19:45,917 But of all the changes I have had to endure 271 00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:48,583 since the arrival of this gaudy spectacle, 272 00:19:48,667 --> 00:19:51,917 I must say, I am most disappointed... 273 00:19:54,250 --> 00:19:55,625 by this. 274 00:20:07,750 --> 00:20:09,833 -Emberfell! -Emberfell. 275 00:20:11,583 --> 00:20:16,375 The expansive realm of Emberfell is divided into four dominions. 276 00:20:16,958 --> 00:20:20,000 Each embodying one of the natural elements: 277 00:20:20,083 --> 00:20:23,958 Earth, fire, water and air. 278 00:20:24,625 --> 00:20:27,500 Prince Ergon is a living paradox. 279 00:20:27,583 --> 00:20:29,917 His lineage consists of... 280 00:20:33,208 --> 00:20:37,958 Emberfell is a land beset with warring factions. 281 00:20:38,042 --> 00:20:39,292 Yeah. 282 00:20:39,375 --> 00:20:41,083 To the north, 283 00:20:41,167 --> 00:20:43,292 a rare of succession is underway. 284 00:20:43,375 --> 00:20:47,792 A wa... a war of... war of succession is underway. 285 00:20:49,333 --> 00:20:52,125 I, King Ergon... 286 00:20:52,208 --> 00:20:54,333 Yeah! 287 00:20:54,417 --> 00:20:56,083 Am under attack 288 00:20:57,625 --> 00:21:01,917 from comrade and kin alike. 289 00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:12,250 For years, I have ruled with wisdom, 290 00:21:12,833 --> 00:21:17,167 with strength, with the guidance of the ancient magic 291 00:21:17,250 --> 00:21:19,500 that courses through these lands. 292 00:21:20,500 --> 00:21:22,208 My people have flourished, 293 00:21:22,292 --> 00:21:24,875 and peace has been our companion. 294 00:21:24,958 --> 00:21:28,667 But now shadows grow 295 00:21:29,542 --> 00:21:33,792 and darkness stirs from within. 296 00:21:37,875 --> 00:21:40,042 We've gotta take a picture at the top. 297 00:21:40,125 --> 00:21:42,292 -This is so wild! -I know! 298 00:21:42,375 --> 00:21:43,875 Hurry up! 299 00:21:51,167 --> 00:21:53,125 Oh, Marcus is gonna flip. 300 00:21:53,208 --> 00:21:54,500 Although... 301 00:21:55,667 --> 00:21:57,042 although, 302 00:21:57,958 --> 00:22:02,958 although the show has never actually used this, er, location, 303 00:22:03,708 --> 00:22:05,208 it's well known 304 00:22:05,292 --> 00:22:10,833 that it provided inspiration for the creation of Gran-amark. 305 00:22:10,917 --> 00:22:12,625 Where the werewolves live. 306 00:22:16,125 --> 00:22:17,583 This one. 307 00:22:18,250 --> 00:22:21,792 Unfortunately, this is as close as we can get, ladies and gentlemen, 308 00:22:21,875 --> 00:22:25,625 but, er, if you have a look over there to your right, 309 00:22:25,708 --> 00:22:28,792 you'll see they are setting up for the next scene. 310 00:22:28,875 --> 00:22:30,792 There's the camera over there. 311 00:22:30,875 --> 00:22:34,083 In fact, a little birdie told me 312 00:22:34,167 --> 00:22:38,958 that Oscar Sorenson, AKA Prince Ergon, will be on set today. 313 00:22:39,042 --> 00:22:43,333 I am still king of these lands. 314 00:22:43,417 --> 00:22:45,083 You will obey me. 315 00:22:45,167 --> 00:22:47,167 I have stood idly by, 316 00:22:47,250 --> 00:22:48,417 as you've brought nothing 317 00:22:48,500 --> 00:22:51,625 but war and destruction upon our people. 318 00:22:51,708 --> 00:22:54,375 I suppose you think you can rule better? 319 00:22:54,458 --> 00:22:56,458 -You don't have what it takes! -Ah! 320 00:23:08,958 --> 00:23:11,917 You have betrayed me. 321 00:23:13,250 --> 00:23:18,542 No, Father, it is you who have betrayed our people. 322 00:23:27,250 --> 00:23:28,708 Uh... 323 00:23:31,583 --> 00:23:33,708 Noooo! 324 00:24:19,875 --> 00:24:21,667 Can he see me? 325 00:24:24,750 --> 00:24:26,333 A phantom? 326 00:25:30,208 --> 00:25:33,167 Just gonna check these really quickly. 327 00:25:36,958 --> 00:25:39,250 Well, as far as your eyes go, 328 00:25:39,333 --> 00:25:41,500 you're looking very healthy for your age. 329 00:25:41,583 --> 00:25:44,333 No cataracts or anything else? 330 00:25:44,417 --> 00:25:45,750 No, no. 331 00:25:46,792 --> 00:25:48,432 Our eyes tend to get a bit drier with age 332 00:25:48,500 --> 00:25:53,000 due to decreased tear production, that can cause fogginess. 333 00:25:53,083 --> 00:25:56,125 It's a very natural process and nothing to worry about. 334 00:25:56,792 --> 00:25:58,667 Here, take these. 335 00:26:30,958 --> 00:26:32,583 Although the show... 336 00:26:33,125 --> 00:26:37,417 Although it was never actually used for filming in the show... 337 00:26:43,542 --> 00:26:44,875 Did you just... 338 00:26:45,792 --> 00:26:47,042 put your gum there? 339 00:26:49,500 --> 00:26:53,417 Take the mask off so I can see your face. Did you just put your gum there? 340 00:26:54,167 --> 00:26:55,250 Take the mask off. 341 00:26:57,375 --> 00:26:58,917 Take the gum off. 342 00:27:02,083 --> 00:27:03,708 Now you get off. 343 00:27:04,333 --> 00:27:07,208 Get off, get off. That's a national landmark. 344 00:27:08,625 --> 00:27:11,542 Don't shake your head, just off, off. 345 00:27:17,208 --> 00:27:19,417 Can I show you something, ladies and gentlemen, please? 346 00:27:19,500 --> 00:27:21,620 Can you open up, please. Come. I want you to see this. 347 00:27:21,667 --> 00:27:22,583 -Can you all see this? -Yeah. 348 00:27:22,667 --> 00:27:27,750 What would you say if I told you that this unassuming rock 349 00:27:27,833 --> 00:27:30,833 played a central role in world history? 350 00:27:31,333 --> 00:27:32,333 Hmm? 351 00:27:33,583 --> 00:27:35,667 -Sir Douglas Weatherford... -Who? 352 00:27:36,792 --> 00:27:38,458 Sir Douglas Weatherford, he... 353 00:27:38,542 --> 00:27:40,917 -his name's on the plaque right there. -Is that a character? 354 00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:43,750 Sir Douglas Weatherford sat here 355 00:27:44,375 --> 00:27:49,458 and he composed large parts of The Fourth Treatise. 356 00:27:49,542 --> 00:27:53,375 Now, The Fourth Treatise is a collection of essays 357 00:27:53,458 --> 00:27:57,333 universally recognised as being the foundation 358 00:27:57,417 --> 00:28:01,292 upon which virtually every post-industrial society 359 00:28:01,375 --> 00:28:03,833 and economy is based. 360 00:28:03,917 --> 00:28:06,458 And he created it right here. 361 00:28:06,542 --> 00:28:09,042 Right here, where you're standing. 362 00:28:09,125 --> 00:28:12,000 You are standing in history. 363 00:28:12,083 --> 00:28:13,483 -It was progress. -Alright, alright. 364 00:28:13,542 --> 00:28:15,809 You might not like it, but you should know where it came from. 365 00:28:15,833 --> 00:28:17,458 Alright, Ken! 366 00:28:17,542 --> 00:28:21,083 Ladies and gentlemen, if you'd like to follow me over here. 367 00:28:21,167 --> 00:28:25,750 We have tracks left by the White Stag himself. 368 00:28:25,833 --> 00:28:28,083 Come on, follow me. Up we go. 369 00:28:32,750 --> 00:28:33,875 Here we are, look. 370 00:28:33,958 --> 00:28:35,417 Gather round. 371 00:28:36,542 --> 00:28:40,625 How tragic it is to become a stranger in one's own home. 372 00:28:41,500 --> 00:28:42,583 I should know. 373 00:28:44,042 --> 00:28:48,000 This was my home, where I lived until my death. 374 00:28:48,083 --> 00:28:52,292 Charlatan historians have claimed that, to make way for this estate, 375 00:28:52,375 --> 00:28:54,708 I burned a village to the ground, 376 00:28:54,792 --> 00:28:57,458 killing peasants who refused to leave. 377 00:28:58,083 --> 00:29:00,000 That's all false, of course. 378 00:29:03,833 --> 00:29:06,625 Regrettably, one cannot always control 379 00:29:06,708 --> 00:29:09,042 how one's legacy is remembered. 380 00:29:14,250 --> 00:29:19,583 My direct descendant, a Lady Jean Mary Alexandria Weatherford, 381 00:29:19,667 --> 00:29:21,583 is an insufferable communist 382 00:29:21,667 --> 00:29:24,750 who has tarnished my family's once good name. 383 00:29:24,833 --> 00:29:29,708 You've got to stop all this silly old Sir Douglas posturing and lecturing. 384 00:29:30,333 --> 00:29:31,833 It's... 385 00:29:33,458 --> 00:29:34,583 it's uncomfortable. 386 00:29:35,625 --> 00:29:38,750 We are progressive. Hmm? 387 00:29:38,833 --> 00:29:42,375 We have installed solar panels on the school roofs. 388 00:29:42,458 --> 00:29:45,667 We are rewilding great swathes of the estate. 389 00:29:45,750 --> 00:29:50,417 And, do you know, I personally am petitioning 390 00:29:50,500 --> 00:29:52,958 for the reintroduction of wolves. 391 00:29:53,708 --> 00:29:57,542 I'm a conservationist at heart. 392 00:29:57,625 --> 00:30:01,458 And we believe that we must preserve 393 00:30:01,542 --> 00:30:03,917 our precious resources for the future, 394 00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:06,625 which is why we must take every opportunity 395 00:30:06,708 --> 00:30:10,333 that comes our way, like this marvellous, uh, telly show. 396 00:30:10,417 --> 00:30:13,042 Don't you just love it? I absolutely binged it. 397 00:30:13,125 --> 00:30:18,292 And you... are our King Ergon, I believe. 398 00:30:18,375 --> 00:30:20,458 So why don't you just play along 399 00:30:20,542 --> 00:30:21,958 and dress up as you've been asked? 400 00:30:22,042 --> 00:30:25,375 No more running around making a fool of yourself. Hmm? 401 00:30:27,583 --> 00:30:29,500 We all have to adapt. 402 00:30:30,375 --> 00:30:32,167 The Weatherford family... 403 00:30:34,625 --> 00:30:36,833 is asking you to adapt. 404 00:30:37,583 --> 00:30:39,250 Can you manage that? 405 00:30:40,375 --> 00:30:41,375 Hmm? 406 00:30:56,750 --> 00:30:59,667 Stabbed you. So you have to die now. 407 00:31:00,333 --> 00:31:02,125 -What? -Die. 408 00:31:03,125 --> 00:31:05,083 I... I... I stabbed you. 409 00:31:05,167 --> 00:31:06,917 So now you die. 410 00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:08,000 Come on. 411 00:31:08,583 --> 00:31:10,708 He's such a huge fan of the show. 412 00:31:12,833 --> 00:31:14,208 Oh, is he? 413 00:31:14,750 --> 00:31:16,208 Oh, well then... 414 00:31:18,208 --> 00:31:20,167 I'll just die, shall I? 415 00:31:24,833 --> 00:31:30,000 Fans eagerly capture every moment of Oscar Sorenson around Arberloch, 416 00:31:30,083 --> 00:31:33,750 from strolls along the beach to dinners at local restaurants. 417 00:31:34,583 --> 00:31:37,042 To find out more, we went out in Arberloch 418 00:31:37,125 --> 00:31:39,125 to ask locals for their thoughts. 419 00:31:40,750 --> 00:31:43,375 Are you a fan of the... the cast within the show? 420 00:31:43,458 --> 00:31:44,958 Love it, love the dragon. 421 00:31:46,375 --> 00:31:47,708 It's a brilliant character. 422 00:31:47,792 --> 00:31:49,851 And do you think it's good for the community having this? 423 00:31:49,875 --> 00:31:51,518 Yeah, yeah. I mean, all the money they're bringing in. 424 00:31:51,542 --> 00:31:53,601 You know, there's always some people that are against it. 425 00:31:53,625 --> 00:31:56,167 "Oh, we don't want this. There's gonna be traffic and all that." 426 00:31:56,250 --> 00:31:58,930 You know? And you think, oh my God, do you want your wee boring life 427 00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:01,500 to go on forever? You know, something exciting. 428 00:32:27,792 --> 00:32:29,042 How much for this? 429 00:32:29,125 --> 00:32:30,667 80 quid. 430 00:32:30,750 --> 00:32:32,042 40. 431 00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:34,042 Okay. 432 00:32:34,875 --> 00:32:36,583 Are you a fan of the show? 433 00:32:36,667 --> 00:32:38,083 Good God, no. 434 00:32:38,167 --> 00:32:40,250 I... I just thought, uh, you know, eh... 435 00:32:41,583 --> 00:32:42,750 It's for work. 436 00:32:45,542 --> 00:32:47,375 -You do the tours? -Mm-hmm. 437 00:32:48,583 --> 00:32:50,167 The show's dumb. 438 00:32:50,250 --> 00:32:52,917 They ruined the books. All the real fans hate it. 439 00:32:53,625 --> 00:32:55,167 -Really? -Yeah. 440 00:32:55,250 --> 00:32:57,500 I couldn't even get through the first episode. 441 00:33:00,375 --> 00:33:02,208 Do you know how to work a camera? 442 00:33:03,042 --> 00:33:04,250 Aye. He does. 443 00:33:04,333 --> 00:33:06,667 Tell him about all the wildlife films you make. 444 00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:10,792 Birds, mostly. 445 00:33:11,333 --> 00:33:12,333 He's a talent. 446 00:33:27,708 --> 00:33:28,708 Stewart. 447 00:33:31,208 --> 00:33:32,208 Stewart. 448 00:33:34,125 --> 00:33:35,458 What am I paying you for? 449 00:33:38,125 --> 00:33:39,167 Alright. 450 00:33:41,292 --> 00:33:42,292 Sorry. 451 00:33:45,958 --> 00:33:48,167 Right. Come on, let's get some filming done. 452 00:33:50,542 --> 00:33:51,833 Get into your position. 453 00:33:51,917 --> 00:33:54,042 You've got a lamppost growing out your head. 454 00:33:54,125 --> 00:33:55,167 Over the right a bit. 455 00:33:55,250 --> 00:33:56,917 -Hello. -No, you can... 456 00:33:57,000 --> 00:33:58,083 That too loud? 457 00:33:58,167 --> 00:34:00,250 -You can just talk normally, it's fine. -Right? 458 00:34:00,333 --> 00:34:02,208 -Ready? And... -I'm a bit nervous. 459 00:34:03,167 --> 00:34:04,750 Right. Okay, okay, okay, okay. 460 00:34:04,833 --> 00:34:05,833 Okay, let's go for it. 461 00:34:05,875 --> 00:34:07,250 Okay. Yep. 462 00:34:08,208 --> 00:34:09,208 Action. 463 00:34:11,208 --> 00:34:13,625 Here we are, in a car park. 464 00:34:14,792 --> 00:34:16,625 But not just any car park. 465 00:34:16,708 --> 00:34:19,417 July 8th, 1750. 466 00:34:20,375 --> 00:34:22,500 On this very site 467 00:34:23,083 --> 00:34:24,708 there happened a momentous event. 468 00:34:24,792 --> 00:34:26,333 Gathered here 469 00:34:27,375 --> 00:34:29,792 were a group of disgruntled workers 470 00:34:29,875 --> 00:34:31,167 from the local mill, 471 00:34:31,833 --> 00:34:35,458 owned by Douglas' father, Laird Bryce, 472 00:34:36,583 --> 00:34:42,167 They'd long made a series of accusations about poor pay, 473 00:34:42,250 --> 00:34:43,750 dangerous working conditions. 474 00:34:43,833 --> 00:34:44,958 All false. 475 00:34:45,042 --> 00:34:46,500 And yet, 476 00:34:46,583 --> 00:34:49,458 they gathered here with the express intention 477 00:34:49,542 --> 00:34:52,500 of marching on the Weatherford estate. 478 00:34:52,583 --> 00:34:54,708 The young Douglas Weatherford 479 00:34:54,792 --> 00:34:56,917 got wind of their intentions 480 00:34:57,000 --> 00:35:01,625 and secretly he rode to meet with the disgruntled workers. 481 00:35:01,708 --> 00:35:04,000 He pushed his way through the demonstrators, 482 00:35:04,083 --> 00:35:06,958 the hundred or so who had gathered here 483 00:35:08,833 --> 00:35:10,417 in this very site. 484 00:35:11,125 --> 00:35:12,375 Go down. Show it. 485 00:35:12,458 --> 00:35:13,542 Show it. 486 00:35:18,625 --> 00:35:20,292 Come back up. 487 00:35:21,917 --> 00:35:24,375 The precocious young Weatherford 488 00:35:24,458 --> 00:35:27,500 delivered a speech so profound... 489 00:35:29,708 --> 00:35:32,333 that many of the workers cried. 490 00:35:32,417 --> 00:35:35,208 They dropped their pitchforks 491 00:35:35,292 --> 00:35:37,208 and they returned to the mill. 492 00:35:37,792 --> 00:35:40,042 All were shown mercy 493 00:35:41,375 --> 00:35:43,125 by the Weatherford family. 494 00:35:44,083 --> 00:35:46,833 Okay, hold on, hold on. Two seconds. 495 00:35:51,667 --> 00:35:53,167 Yep. Action. 496 00:35:57,000 --> 00:35:58,000 Look left. 497 00:35:59,833 --> 00:36:00,875 Left. 498 00:36:02,875 --> 00:36:04,042 That's good. 499 00:36:08,625 --> 00:36:14,292 Having travelled through many strange and distant lands, 500 00:36:14,375 --> 00:36:16,250 Just trust me. It's a good shot, okay? 501 00:36:16,958 --> 00:36:18,458 Aye. Aye, there you go. 502 00:36:19,167 --> 00:36:20,583 Aye. That's good. 503 00:36:23,708 --> 00:36:25,500 Woah, hold on, hold on. Wait. 504 00:36:36,667 --> 00:36:37,500 Action. 505 00:36:37,583 --> 00:36:39,458 While he was offered burial 506 00:36:39,542 --> 00:36:42,375 in the actual nave of Westminster Abbey, 507 00:36:43,250 --> 00:36:45,125 his last will and testament 508 00:36:45,208 --> 00:36:49,292 specified that he wished to be buried here 509 00:36:50,458 --> 00:36:53,375 at St. Peter's, the old kirk, 510 00:36:53,458 --> 00:36:55,500 where he was educated as a boy. 511 00:36:57,000 --> 00:36:58,417 So here we are. 512 00:37:03,625 --> 00:37:05,333 The final resting place 513 00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:08,417 of Sir Douglas Weatherford. 514 00:37:11,583 --> 00:37:12,583 What? 515 00:37:57,083 --> 00:37:58,792 Hey, hey, go on. 516 00:37:58,875 --> 00:38:01,250 Hey, I'm the king of these hills. 517 00:38:04,458 --> 00:38:05,917 -Go on. -Ergon. 518 00:38:06,667 --> 00:38:08,917 Ergon, the Ergon. 519 00:38:59,208 --> 00:39:00,292 Yes! 520 00:39:05,375 --> 00:39:07,042 Hey, boys, you forgot this. 521 00:39:07,125 --> 00:39:08,000 Oi! 522 00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:12,250 Fuck's sake! 523 00:39:12,333 --> 00:39:14,167 Oh, man, look at your motor! 524 00:39:14,250 --> 00:39:15,667 Oh, your ma's gonna kill you. 525 00:39:15,750 --> 00:39:16,833 I'll kill him! 526 00:39:39,708 --> 00:39:40,625 -Yeah? -Yeah. 527 00:39:40,708 --> 00:39:41,708 Yeah, we're on. 528 00:39:42,833 --> 00:39:45,792 Of all the locations in the life and times 529 00:39:45,875 --> 00:39:48,000 of Sir Douglas Weatherford, 530 00:39:48,083 --> 00:39:50,292 this stretch of beach 531 00:39:50,875 --> 00:39:53,375 is possibly the most poignant. 532 00:39:53,958 --> 00:39:55,583 His arch nemesis, 533 00:39:55,667 --> 00:39:57,500 Captain Edmund Beaumont 534 00:39:58,083 --> 00:40:03,375 penned an article for The Scots Journal in March, 1783, 535 00:40:03,458 --> 00:40:09,042 which attempted to discredit Sir Douglas' work on telegony. 536 00:40:10,583 --> 00:40:12,375 Douglas, of course... 537 00:40:22,875 --> 00:40:25,917 Douglas, of course, was furious, 538 00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:28,750 and he challenged him to a duel, 539 00:40:29,500 --> 00:40:31,417 not uncommon at the time. 540 00:40:31,500 --> 00:40:34,500 The military man, Captain Edmond Beaumont... 541 00:40:34,583 --> 00:40:37,375 -Cut! -was well-versed and highly skilled 542 00:40:37,458 --> 00:40:39,625 in the art of war. 543 00:40:39,708 --> 00:40:40,958 You're in the shot, mate! 544 00:40:41,042 --> 00:40:43,708 -And tragically... -You can't be down here. 545 00:40:44,542 --> 00:40:46,667 -Sir Doug... -You can't be down here! 546 00:40:46,750 --> 00:40:49,583 -Sir Douglas was at the receiving... -You can't be down here! 547 00:40:49,667 --> 00:40:51,101 -You can't be down here! -Was at the... 548 00:40:51,125 --> 00:40:54,708 was at, was at the receiving end of that expertise. 549 00:40:54,792 --> 00:40:58,667 The bullet went through his heart and he bled... 550 00:41:00,167 --> 00:41:01,625 here. 551 00:41:01,708 --> 00:41:03,792 -Copy that. -Probably some birdwatcher or something. 552 00:41:03,875 --> 00:41:05,792 -We're filming today. -Yeah. 553 00:41:05,875 --> 00:41:07,625 We have permits. 554 00:41:07,708 --> 00:41:09,500 The beach needs to be vacated. 555 00:41:10,750 --> 00:41:12,125 Permits? 556 00:41:14,167 --> 00:41:15,417 For a beach? 557 00:41:16,458 --> 00:41:17,917 We need paperwork. 558 00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:21,958 They only give them out to real productions. 559 00:41:22,042 --> 00:41:23,750 Ones with real actors. 560 00:41:29,333 --> 00:41:30,375 Oscar. 561 00:41:31,917 --> 00:41:32,917 What? 562 00:41:34,208 --> 00:41:35,500 We could ask him. 563 00:41:36,542 --> 00:41:37,750 There's no way. 564 00:41:37,833 --> 00:41:39,542 Also he can't act. 565 00:41:39,625 --> 00:41:41,385 What does that matter? He's a name, isn't he? 566 00:41:41,417 --> 00:41:43,417 Er, no, but there's no way. 567 00:41:43,500 --> 00:41:46,333 I, I, I mean, how are we gonna pay him? The guy's on millions. 568 00:41:46,417 --> 00:41:48,583 Well, then the money won't bother him, will it? 569 00:41:50,958 --> 00:41:53,125 I just need five minutes to explain. 570 00:41:54,042 --> 00:41:56,250 This is a project of cultural significance. 571 00:41:56,333 --> 00:41:59,958 None of that... comic book shite that he does. 572 00:42:02,542 --> 00:42:04,833 Some graphic novels are actually quite good. 573 00:42:06,542 --> 00:42:08,083 I just need to find him. 574 00:43:08,083 --> 00:43:09,250 It's okay, Jess. 575 00:43:17,292 --> 00:43:19,083 -Oscar! -Please, please! 576 00:43:22,250 --> 00:43:24,458 -You're amazing! -Oscar! 577 00:43:24,542 --> 00:43:26,875 -Oscar! -I love you! 578 00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:09,125 You... have betrayed me. 579 00:44:09,208 --> 00:44:10,708 No, Father. 580 00:44:10,792 --> 00:44:14,250 It is you who have betrayed our people. 581 00:44:20,875 --> 00:44:22,208 Uh... 582 00:44:25,167 --> 00:44:26,208 Aaargh! 583 00:44:26,292 --> 00:44:28,125 Oh, good Horatio, 584 00:44:28,833 --> 00:44:31,917 I'll take the ghost's word for a thousand pound. 585 00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:33,750 Didst perceive? 586 00:44:33,833 --> 00:44:35,375 Very well, my lord. 587 00:44:36,375 --> 00:44:37,875 Upon the talk of the poisoning? 588 00:44:38,500 --> 00:44:40,042 I did very well note him. 589 00:44:40,125 --> 00:44:42,167 Ah, ha! Come, some music! 590 00:44:42,250 --> 00:44:43,625 Come, the recorders. 591 00:44:43,708 --> 00:44:46,042 For if the king like not the comedy, 592 00:44:46,125 --> 00:44:47,125 why, then...? 593 00:44:47,167 --> 00:44:48,167 That's good. 594 00:44:49,708 --> 00:44:52,208 You're going to make an amazing Hamlet. 595 00:44:52,292 --> 00:44:55,292 This part is a hundred percent yours. I just know it. 596 00:44:55,375 --> 00:44:57,042 -Do you think so? -I think so. 597 00:44:57,125 --> 00:44:59,042 -It's not too much? -It's not too much. 598 00:45:00,708 --> 00:45:04,375 -Thanks, babe. -Can we leave? I'm dying for a drink. 599 00:45:04,458 --> 00:45:05,542 Ah... 600 00:45:06,833 --> 00:45:08,500 Can't we just stay at the hotel bar? 601 00:45:08,583 --> 00:45:10,375 No, I wanna soak up the atmosphere. 602 00:45:12,208 --> 00:45:15,875 You know, I almost feel sorry for him. 603 00:45:15,958 --> 00:45:18,708 He, he fancies himself a Hamlet. 604 00:45:19,958 --> 00:45:24,375 Coincidentally, I myself portrayed Hamlet in the school production. 605 00:45:24,875 --> 00:45:28,375 But unlike him, I held the necessary gravitas 606 00:45:28,458 --> 00:45:31,125 -to carry the role. -There he is. Oscar! 607 00:45:31,208 --> 00:45:32,417 -Oscar! -Oscar! 608 00:45:35,500 --> 00:45:36,500 Oscar! 609 00:45:37,542 --> 00:45:38,833 -Oscar! -You look amazing. 610 00:45:38,917 --> 00:45:40,333 Oscar! Oscar! 611 00:45:40,417 --> 00:45:42,042 I've written a project. 612 00:45:44,333 --> 00:45:45,976 -Here we go, here we go. -Yeah, okay, okay. 613 00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:48,833 -Oscar. Oscar. -Next time. Listen, mate, could you... 614 00:45:48,917 --> 00:45:51,042 Oh, did you get it? 615 00:45:51,125 --> 00:45:53,405 -You got the autograph, let's see. -I didn't get anything. 616 00:45:58,583 --> 00:45:59,750 Did you get it? 617 00:46:04,000 --> 00:46:08,292 Hi. Uh, I thought I would come over and, um, introduce myself. 618 00:46:09,583 --> 00:46:13,125 I thought I would come over and introduce myself. 619 00:46:13,208 --> 00:46:14,625 My name's Kenneth. 620 00:46:15,625 --> 00:46:17,708 My name is... is Kenneth. 621 00:46:17,792 --> 00:46:21,167 My name is Kenneth. And I have a very exciting proposal. 622 00:46:21,250 --> 00:46:22,875 Very exciting proposal. 623 00:46:22,958 --> 00:46:25,375 I'm, I'm actually making a film, 624 00:46:25,458 --> 00:46:28,208 about Douglas Weatherford in his early years. 625 00:46:28,292 --> 00:46:32,167 I have a proposal, a very exciting proposal. 626 00:46:32,667 --> 00:46:36,917 I'm actually making a film about Douglas Weatherford in his early years... 627 00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:39,083 and I would be... 628 00:46:49,708 --> 00:46:54,000 I just wonder if you wouldn't mind popping your signatures on these? 629 00:46:55,042 --> 00:46:57,125 Over your forehead, maybe? And uh... 630 00:46:57,917 --> 00:47:00,208 Maybe, you know, maybe you can come in one day, 631 00:47:00,292 --> 00:47:02,167 both of you and, uh, take some... 632 00:47:02,250 --> 00:47:03,750 -Hey. -Hey. 633 00:47:03,833 --> 00:47:05,833 Hey man, do you want a photo? 634 00:47:06,458 --> 00:47:08,792 No, no. No need for that. 635 00:47:08,875 --> 00:47:10,667 I just wanted to introduce myself. 636 00:47:11,375 --> 00:47:12,583 My name's Kenneth. 637 00:47:12,667 --> 00:47:14,667 -Hi, Kenneth. -Nice to meet you, Kenneth. 638 00:47:17,583 --> 00:47:19,292 I don't know if you're aware, but, uh, 639 00:47:19,375 --> 00:47:21,083 this used to be the old laboratory 640 00:47:21,167 --> 00:47:25,125 for one of this town's most noble sons. 641 00:47:25,208 --> 00:47:26,750 Sir Douglas Weatherford? 642 00:47:30,333 --> 00:47:33,000 -A relative of mine. -Ken... 643 00:47:33,833 --> 00:47:36,208 -No, no. Sorry. -No. Sorry. 644 00:47:36,833 --> 00:47:37,833 No? 645 00:47:39,625 --> 00:47:44,750 He was actually involved in a great many medical advancements. 646 00:47:44,833 --> 00:47:46,417 Surgical advancements, especially, 647 00:47:46,500 --> 00:47:49,458 as you can see from, from the drawings. 648 00:47:53,708 --> 00:47:55,083 Sounds interesting, yeah. 649 00:47:55,708 --> 00:47:57,042 What are you after? 650 00:47:58,375 --> 00:48:01,583 Oh, a cup of tea would be nice. Just milk. No sugar. 651 00:48:02,583 --> 00:48:05,059 I'll get to the point. I know you're out having a quiet evening 652 00:48:05,083 --> 00:48:06,292 with your beautiful wife. 653 00:48:06,375 --> 00:48:11,125 I actually have a very exciting proposal for you, sir. 654 00:48:11,625 --> 00:48:13,792 -Mm-hmm. -I'm in the process of making a film. 655 00:48:13,875 --> 00:48:15,000 -Mm. -Right. 656 00:48:15,083 --> 00:48:16,417 And... 657 00:48:16,500 --> 00:48:20,292 -being an admirer of your work... -Oh, thanks. 658 00:48:20,792 --> 00:48:24,167 I was thinking you might just make the ideal 659 00:48:24,250 --> 00:48:28,083 young Douglas Weatherford for the re-enactments. 660 00:48:28,167 --> 00:48:30,042 What do you say? 661 00:48:30,125 --> 00:48:32,708 Oh, wow, thank you. 662 00:48:33,417 --> 00:48:36,125 Thank you for... for considering me for the part. 663 00:48:36,208 --> 00:48:39,583 And, um, I, I think the best person to speak to 664 00:48:39,667 --> 00:48:41,583 would be my agent, Karen. 665 00:48:41,667 --> 00:48:43,809 'Cause she, she, she knows everything about my schedule. 666 00:48:43,833 --> 00:48:45,101 -She, she would be the expert... -Oh, no. No. 667 00:48:45,125 --> 00:48:46,768 -That's not necessary. -Okay, gents, let's leave... 668 00:48:46,792 --> 00:48:48,552 -them in peace. -We start tomorrow morning. 669 00:48:48,625 --> 00:48:50,792 Hold on. We'll think about it. 670 00:48:50,875 --> 00:48:52,226 We start tomorrow morning at te... 671 00:48:52,250 --> 00:48:54,500 -A cup of tea and a biscuit. -Kenneth, Kenneth. 672 00:48:55,208 --> 00:48:56,083 Come on. 673 00:48:56,167 --> 00:48:57,708 Should have stayed at home. 674 00:48:57,792 --> 00:48:59,250 If you don't get the Hamlet part... 675 00:49:00,500 --> 00:49:02,625 -Shut up. -Absolute nutters. 676 00:49:07,208 --> 00:49:10,042 He looks quite interesting, though, this Douglas guy. 677 00:49:12,000 --> 00:49:13,208 Hmm. 678 00:49:21,417 --> 00:49:23,750 -Best show I've seen for years. -Oh, really? 679 00:49:23,833 --> 00:49:25,125 Well... 680 00:49:44,333 --> 00:49:46,125 I had a word, and he wants to do it. 681 00:49:47,833 --> 00:49:50,042 Don't bother him just now, he's busy. 682 00:49:50,125 --> 00:49:51,833 But he said he'll be there. 683 00:49:51,917 --> 00:49:53,375 Tomorrow? 684 00:49:53,458 --> 00:49:55,750 What to do is write down all the details, 685 00:49:55,833 --> 00:49:57,167 time, place and all that. 686 00:49:57,250 --> 00:50:00,125 Then I'll block it out of his schedule. Sound good? 687 00:50:00,208 --> 00:50:01,250 Hm. 688 00:50:07,167 --> 00:50:08,625 And he'll definitely be there? 689 00:50:08,708 --> 00:50:11,333 Definitely. He's a man of his word. Trust me. 690 00:50:11,417 --> 00:50:13,833 If he says he'll do something, he'll do it. 691 00:50:14,792 --> 00:50:18,833 I've been working for him since he were in that Mickey the House Mouse Club thing. 692 00:50:21,333 --> 00:50:22,417 Thank you. 693 00:50:23,125 --> 00:50:24,125 Well done. 694 00:50:24,167 --> 00:50:25,458 You... you want your pen? 695 00:50:25,542 --> 00:50:26,875 Nah, keep it. 696 00:50:50,083 --> 00:50:51,250 Nutter. 697 00:51:02,042 --> 00:51:03,458 Ah... 698 00:51:05,208 --> 00:51:06,250 Ah. 699 00:51:16,417 --> 00:51:17,417 Dad. 700 00:51:18,458 --> 00:51:19,583 Dad. 701 00:51:19,667 --> 00:51:21,417 Dad, you're home. 702 00:51:28,458 --> 00:51:30,708 Why have I got a bucket on my lap? 703 00:51:30,792 --> 00:51:33,375 Because the last time I picked you up from the pub, you were sick 704 00:51:33,458 --> 00:51:35,250 and I've just got the car cleaned. 705 00:51:36,875 --> 00:51:38,708 For God's sake. I had a drink. 706 00:51:38,792 --> 00:51:40,667 It's always a drink, isn't it? 707 00:51:41,750 --> 00:51:45,500 And then... my car's ruined. 708 00:51:46,375 --> 00:51:49,875 You will never guess who I got... 709 00:51:50,917 --> 00:51:52,750 to be in my re-enactments. 710 00:51:53,750 --> 00:51:55,417 Never gonna guess. 711 00:51:55,500 --> 00:51:56,542 Try. 712 00:51:56,625 --> 00:51:57,684 I'm never gonna guess. Yeah. 713 00:51:57,708 --> 00:52:00,625 Someone that you really, really like. 714 00:52:02,917 --> 00:52:05,083 -But that's all I'm gonna say. -Okay. 715 00:52:05,167 --> 00:52:07,583 I'm never gonna guess. I'm never gonna guess. Okay. 716 00:52:07,667 --> 00:52:09,458 I'm sorry I woke you up. 717 00:52:09,542 --> 00:52:11,667 And I want to thank you 718 00:52:12,833 --> 00:52:14,708 for coming to get me. Thank you. 719 00:52:14,792 --> 00:52:16,708 -Okay. Good night. -Love you. 720 00:52:17,792 --> 00:52:19,458 -Yeah. -Right. Good night. 721 00:52:19,542 --> 00:52:21,375 -Yeah. -Get your belt. 722 00:52:26,667 --> 00:52:28,708 What are we doing for the wee one's birthday? 723 00:52:30,250 --> 00:52:34,250 Eh, nothing, eh, she just wants to, to go to her dad's 724 00:52:34,333 --> 00:52:36,875 and so, I'm just... we're not doing anything. 725 00:52:36,958 --> 00:52:38,375 What, no party? 726 00:52:39,167 --> 00:52:40,250 No. 727 00:52:41,167 --> 00:52:42,375 That's not right. 728 00:52:43,958 --> 00:52:45,000 Okay. 729 00:52:47,750 --> 00:52:49,708 It's what she wants, Dad. 730 00:52:49,792 --> 00:52:50,792 Sorry. 731 00:52:51,958 --> 00:52:53,875 Night-night. Careful. 732 00:53:14,500 --> 00:53:17,042 While he may have betrayed me, 733 00:53:17,792 --> 00:53:20,958 I shall not slay my own blood. 734 00:53:22,083 --> 00:53:24,750 Send him to the tower! 735 00:53:25,542 --> 00:53:27,125 Long live the king! 736 00:53:27,667 --> 00:53:29,917 -Long live the king! -Yes. 737 00:53:30,000 --> 00:53:32,042 Long live the king! 738 00:53:32,125 --> 00:53:33,750 Long live the king! 739 00:53:35,667 --> 00:53:37,250 You've been pranked. 740 00:53:44,958 --> 00:53:46,042 He'll be here. 741 00:53:50,250 --> 00:53:52,375 He's probably been held up or something. 742 00:53:54,375 --> 00:53:55,917 Busy people, actors. 743 00:54:03,000 --> 00:54:05,458 This afternoon, something magical is happening 744 00:54:05,542 --> 00:54:07,000 at the Arberloch Visitor Centre. 745 00:54:07,083 --> 00:54:09,417 There will be an exclusive meet and greet 746 00:54:09,500 --> 00:54:11,917 with the leading stars of the White Stag of Emberfell. 747 00:54:12,000 --> 00:54:14,250 Join us and hear behind the scenes stories, 748 00:54:14,333 --> 00:54:15,583 get autographs and snaps... 749 00:54:15,667 --> 00:54:16,708 I should go. 750 00:54:16,792 --> 00:54:18,518 With your favourite characters, including Prince Ergon... 751 00:54:18,542 --> 00:54:19,542 We should. 752 00:54:19,583 --> 00:54:21,667 If only to tell him that his show's shite. 753 00:54:21,750 --> 00:54:23,250 Doors will open at 5:00 PM 754 00:54:23,333 --> 00:54:25,125 with the event scheduled to start at 6:00. 755 00:54:25,208 --> 00:54:27,393 Don't forget to dress up as your favourite Emberfellian, 756 00:54:27,417 --> 00:54:29,208 and the winner... 757 00:54:32,500 --> 00:54:35,583 Back in my day, the defence of one's honour 758 00:54:35,667 --> 00:54:37,875 was something worth dying for. 759 00:54:37,958 --> 00:54:41,792 A duel, two gentlemen face-to-face, 760 00:54:41,875 --> 00:54:44,792 settling their dispute with dignity. 761 00:54:46,042 --> 00:54:49,208 I myself prevailed in 23... 762 00:54:49,708 --> 00:54:51,667 out of 24. 763 00:54:52,625 --> 00:54:57,375 Sadly for Kenneth, in these times, duels have been outlawed. 764 00:54:58,000 --> 00:55:01,500 Another example of how a once civilised society 765 00:55:01,583 --> 00:55:04,000 has declined into savagery. 766 00:55:04,083 --> 00:55:08,167 -You are a liar. -Yeah, what now, eh? Hey? 767 00:55:08,250 --> 00:55:09,893 -Come on. Come on. -I'm going in, I'm going in here. 768 00:55:09,917 --> 00:55:10,750 -No you're not. -I'm going in. 769 00:55:10,833 --> 00:55:11,708 -No, you're not. -I'm going in. 770 00:55:11,792 --> 00:55:14,667 -Step back. -Hey, I work here, actually. 771 00:55:14,750 --> 00:55:16,542 -Listen... -Uh, get out my way. 772 00:55:16,625 --> 00:55:17,917 Get out my... 773 00:55:23,167 --> 00:55:24,333 There he is! 774 00:55:25,583 --> 00:55:26,667 That's for you. 775 00:55:27,917 --> 00:55:29,458 Thanks for doing this. 776 00:55:31,917 --> 00:55:33,250 There he is, there he is! 777 00:55:36,583 --> 00:55:38,250 -Kick him out. -What are you doing? 778 00:55:38,333 --> 00:55:39,958 It's just insane, this. Alright. 779 00:55:42,542 --> 00:55:44,125 That's you told. 780 00:55:44,750 --> 00:55:45,792 -Jog on! -Yeah, go on. 781 00:55:45,875 --> 00:55:48,042 -Some people, man. -Yeah, excuse me, get to the back. 782 00:55:48,125 --> 00:55:50,333 Go on, it's ridiculous. 783 00:55:52,042 --> 00:55:54,500 -Go on. -Yeah, keep walking. 784 00:55:54,583 --> 00:55:56,125 Keep on walking. 785 00:56:01,625 --> 00:56:04,042 Oscar... Stephen! 786 00:56:05,417 --> 00:56:06,792 He's keen. 787 00:56:06,875 --> 00:56:07,875 Yeah. 788 00:56:08,417 --> 00:56:09,833 -Stephen! -Right... 789 00:56:12,250 --> 00:56:13,917 It's a local lunatic. 790 00:56:14,000 --> 00:56:15,167 Wouldnae worry about it. 791 00:56:16,167 --> 00:56:17,667 Oh! 792 00:56:18,750 --> 00:56:20,333 -Oh, no. -What? 793 00:56:25,292 --> 00:56:26,833 You alright? Let's get you up. 794 00:56:27,333 --> 00:56:29,375 You look like a twat, mate. 795 00:56:29,458 --> 00:56:30,958 -What? -A twat. 796 00:56:31,042 --> 00:56:32,458 -What? -This is on you. 797 00:56:32,542 --> 00:56:34,458 No, no, no, no, no. 798 00:56:34,542 --> 00:56:37,958 You saw what he was doing to me, he was manhandling me. 799 00:56:38,042 --> 00:56:40,083 What else am I supposed to do? 800 00:56:40,167 --> 00:56:42,018 -Excuse me. Excuse me. -What character are you meant to be? 801 00:56:42,042 --> 00:56:43,417 Just... just shut up. 802 00:56:43,500 --> 00:56:46,833 Look, just, just up. Shut up. Shut up. 803 00:56:46,917 --> 00:56:49,708 You know nothing. You know absolutely... 804 00:56:49,792 --> 00:56:51,750 -What? -Absolutely nothing. 805 00:56:51,833 --> 00:56:54,333 Turned this town into a bloody theme park. 806 00:56:54,417 --> 00:56:55,750 Look at yourselves. 807 00:56:55,833 --> 00:56:57,708 You're a joke. You're all demented. 808 00:56:57,792 --> 00:57:00,083 You're emotionally arrested. 809 00:57:00,167 --> 00:57:03,667 Standing queuing up like, like sheep! 810 00:57:04,292 --> 00:57:07,875 Baaah, baaah! That's what you are. 811 00:57:07,958 --> 00:57:10,208 All of you, with your celebrities. 812 00:57:10,292 --> 00:57:12,583 Celebrities. What? What? 813 00:57:12,667 --> 00:57:14,125 Read a book! 814 00:57:14,208 --> 00:57:15,833 Find out where you come from! 815 00:57:15,917 --> 00:57:17,917 Find out about the world! 816 00:57:18,000 --> 00:57:19,542 Go get a job! Yeah? 817 00:57:19,625 --> 00:57:20,750 You thought about that? 818 00:57:20,833 --> 00:57:23,042 You're, you're pathetic! 819 00:58:47,750 --> 00:58:51,875 -Oh, my God, hi. -Hi. Good to see you. 820 00:58:51,958 --> 00:58:52,958 Hi. 821 00:59:20,708 --> 00:59:22,750 Anna. Anna. 822 00:59:23,417 --> 00:59:25,125 Birthday girl. 823 00:59:25,208 --> 00:59:26,875 Anna, look at me, that's it. 824 00:59:28,083 --> 00:59:30,458 How old are you, huh? 825 00:59:31,083 --> 00:59:33,083 Two, two? 826 00:59:35,750 --> 00:59:39,833 Happy birthday dear Anna... 827 00:59:41,042 --> 00:59:44,625 Happy birthday to you. 828 00:59:58,250 --> 00:59:59,625 In my laboratory, 829 00:59:59,708 --> 01:00:03,833 right in the very spot where Mr Mackay now sits, 830 01:00:03,917 --> 01:00:08,333 I conducted numerous psychiatric experiments on lunatics. 831 01:00:09,042 --> 01:00:11,208 Among my most ambitious 832 01:00:11,292 --> 01:00:13,417 was an attempt at a brain transplant 833 01:00:13,500 --> 01:00:16,083 between an inmate of the asylum 834 01:00:16,167 --> 01:00:17,583 and a goat. 835 01:00:22,833 --> 01:00:25,958 Although both creatures died as a result of the procedure, 836 01:00:26,542 --> 01:00:28,125 I gleaned a lot. 837 01:00:38,708 --> 01:00:42,958 The ugly truth is their deaths were no great loss. 838 01:00:44,458 --> 01:00:50,250 After all, every success demands a sacrifice. 839 01:01:49,958 --> 01:01:51,083 Make ready! 840 01:01:51,917 --> 01:01:52,917 Take aim! 841 01:02:00,250 --> 01:02:02,125 Fire! 842 01:02:03,042 --> 01:02:04,833 Fire! 843 01:02:27,417 --> 01:02:30,125 I am still king of these lands. 844 01:02:30,875 --> 01:02:32,708 You will obey me. 845 01:02:32,792 --> 01:02:34,417 I've stood idly by 846 01:02:34,500 --> 01:02:36,958 as you've brought nothing but war 847 01:02:37,042 --> 01:02:38,542 and destruction upon our people. 848 01:02:38,625 --> 01:02:40,958 I suppose you think you can rule better. 849 01:02:41,042 --> 01:02:41,875 You don't have what it... 850 01:02:49,208 --> 01:02:52,125 You... have betrayed me. 851 01:02:53,250 --> 01:02:54,792 No, Father. 852 01:02:54,875 --> 01:02:58,167 It is you who hath betrayed our people. 853 01:03:10,792 --> 01:03:14,375 I am still king of these lands. 854 01:03:19,667 --> 01:03:21,375 Oscar! 855 01:03:24,542 --> 01:03:27,083 Oscar mania continues. 856 01:03:27,167 --> 01:03:29,333 After the announcement of the show's renewal 857 01:03:29,417 --> 01:03:31,208 for two more seasons, our... 858 01:03:57,750 --> 01:04:00,208 I am still king of these lands. 859 01:04:10,500 --> 01:04:12,750 I am still king of these lands. 860 01:04:16,917 --> 01:04:18,500 I am still king. 861 01:04:23,792 --> 01:04:27,083 I'm still king of these lands. I am still king. 862 01:04:28,542 --> 01:04:30,875 I am still king of these lands. 863 01:04:31,833 --> 01:04:33,917 I am still king... 864 01:04:34,417 --> 01:04:35,875 of these lands. 865 01:04:36,583 --> 01:04:38,708 I am still king. 866 01:04:42,500 --> 01:04:44,958 I am still king of these lands. 867 01:04:46,500 --> 01:04:47,750 I am... 868 01:04:49,708 --> 01:04:51,708 I am still king. 869 01:05:41,375 --> 01:05:43,417 Hi, Ken. 870 01:05:49,583 --> 01:05:50,625 You alright? 871 01:05:51,333 --> 01:05:52,375 Nice evening. 872 01:05:52,458 --> 01:05:53,750 Uh-huh. 873 01:06:11,083 --> 01:06:12,875 -Good night. -See ya. 874 01:06:19,250 --> 01:06:20,250 Uh. 875 01:06:20,792 --> 01:06:22,167 Uh... 876 01:06:24,417 --> 01:06:25,458 Huh! 877 01:06:27,625 --> 01:06:28,708 Urgh! 878 01:06:30,000 --> 01:06:31,167 Ah! 879 01:06:31,250 --> 01:06:32,250 Oh. 880 01:06:32,333 --> 01:06:33,792 Oh, no... 881 01:06:33,875 --> 01:06:36,333 Ah, Jesus Christ! 882 01:06:42,250 --> 01:06:43,542 Aah... 883 01:06:44,000 --> 01:06:45,000 Aah. 884 01:07:06,333 --> 01:07:10,125 So they need you on the 17th to do all of the voice work, 885 01:07:10,208 --> 01:07:12,958 um, and actually, I have some really exciting news. 886 01:07:13,042 --> 01:07:15,375 Uh, we finally have a launch date... 887 01:07:15,458 --> 01:07:16,708 -Yeah. -...for the video game. 888 01:07:16,792 --> 01:07:19,833 It's looking like next summer at Playcon. 889 01:07:19,917 --> 01:07:21,792 What about, uh, Hamlet? 890 01:07:22,542 --> 01:07:25,083 Yeah, um... a bit of bad news, 891 01:07:25,167 --> 01:07:28,500 they loved you, but sadly it is a no. 892 01:07:34,542 --> 01:07:36,542 Anyways, I'm with Emma now, so, er, we need to go. 893 01:07:36,625 --> 01:07:39,458 -Sorry, we need to go. -Oh, okay, yeah. Speak soon. 894 01:07:39,542 --> 01:07:40,833 -Bye. -Yep. 895 01:07:44,292 --> 01:07:47,375 I'm never going to be recognised as a serious performer. 896 01:07:48,250 --> 01:07:50,208 It's because I'm a bad actor, isn't it? 897 01:08:39,667 --> 01:08:43,667 So, you're not working at the... at the Visitor Centre? 898 01:08:45,500 --> 01:08:47,833 No, no. I felt... 899 01:08:50,083 --> 01:08:51,875 it was time for a change. 900 01:08:52,708 --> 01:08:54,042 Long overdue. 901 01:08:56,292 --> 01:08:59,583 So, Sal and I were talking and he... 902 01:09:00,667 --> 01:09:01,709 um... 903 01:09:03,458 --> 01:09:06,000 he... he was... 904 01:09:07,417 --> 01:09:10,625 he thought it might be a good idea if you went to his work. 905 01:09:12,083 --> 01:09:13,000 Just for a wee check-up. 906 01:09:13,083 --> 01:09:14,917 It's nothing serious. It's nothing at all. 907 01:09:15,000 --> 01:09:16,208 We just, um... 908 01:09:17,417 --> 01:09:20,167 I know it can be difficult, even after a year. 909 01:09:20,250 --> 01:09:23,250 It can take us time to adjust to living on our own. 910 01:09:23,333 --> 01:09:27,250 And my colleague, Janine, she's great. She's really amazing. 911 01:09:27,333 --> 01:09:29,583 -Yeah, she's actually lovely. -This is her speciality. 912 01:09:29,667 --> 01:09:32,542 And I can answer any questions. 913 01:09:37,667 --> 01:09:40,917 Well, rest assured, sweetheart, 914 01:09:42,333 --> 01:09:45,208 I am absolutely fine. 915 01:09:53,000 --> 01:09:55,292 I'm f... I'm fine. 916 01:09:56,250 --> 01:09:59,250 I promise you, I am absolutely fine. 917 01:10:30,708 --> 01:10:36,458 ♪ O Tempest loyal and true ♪ 918 01:10:37,333 --> 01:10:43,625 ♪ Ye rode 'neath skies of blue ♪ 919 01:10:43,708 --> 01:10:49,375 ♪ The bracken bows in grief ♪ 920 01:10:50,000 --> 01:10:56,333 ♪ Below the withered heath ♪ 921 01:10:56,417 --> 01:11:01,833 ♪ Thy spirit swift and bold ♪ 922 01:11:02,625 --> 01:11:08,750 ♪ Now rests in shadows cold ♪ 923 01:11:09,333 --> 01:11:14,708 ♪ All journeys end this way ♪ 924 01:11:14,792 --> 01:11:18,083 ♪ All... ♪ 925 01:11:18,167 --> 01:11:25,167 ♪ journeys end this way... ♪ 926 01:11:32,167 --> 01:11:33,833 You look after the house, okay? 927 01:13:45,333 --> 01:13:46,375 Morning. 928 01:13:47,167 --> 01:13:48,208 Morning. 929 01:14:00,167 --> 01:14:01,625 Did we meet already? 930 01:14:03,417 --> 01:14:05,333 -Sorry? -Have I met you before? 931 01:14:06,708 --> 01:14:08,125 No, I don't think so. 932 01:14:09,208 --> 01:14:10,792 Yeah, at the pub? 933 01:14:13,875 --> 01:14:16,000 No, I don't really drink. So, um... 934 01:14:16,583 --> 01:14:18,458 What's the name? Sir...? Oh. 935 01:14:19,208 --> 01:14:21,167 Sir, uh, what's his name? William... 936 01:14:21,667 --> 01:14:26,750 Feathers... Feather. He was... scientific achievements, your ancestor. 937 01:14:26,833 --> 01:14:28,167 I looked him up. 938 01:14:28,708 --> 01:14:30,708 No, it doesn't ring a bell. 939 01:14:32,417 --> 01:14:34,708 But whoever it was, was obviously... 940 01:14:35,292 --> 01:14:36,542 important. 941 01:14:38,958 --> 01:14:40,750 Must have had you mixed up, hm. 942 01:14:46,083 --> 01:14:47,458 This is, uh... 943 01:14:48,917 --> 01:14:51,125 a Stevenson Lighthouse. 944 01:14:53,625 --> 01:14:54,625 You know of it? 945 01:14:56,167 --> 01:14:58,917 Are you... you familiar with Stevenson? 946 01:14:59,000 --> 01:15:00,833 Robert Louis Stevenson's grandfather? 947 01:15:02,042 --> 01:15:04,833 Robert Louis Stevenson, the famous Scottish novelist? 948 01:15:04,917 --> 01:15:07,708 26th most translated author in the world. 949 01:15:07,792 --> 01:15:09,875 One... one behind Charles Dickens. 950 01:15:09,958 --> 01:15:11,333 Wrote Treasure Island. 951 01:15:12,083 --> 01:15:13,292 Kidnapped. 952 01:15:14,125 --> 01:15:16,250 No, um, I don't read much. 953 01:15:18,417 --> 01:15:20,875 Strange Case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde? 954 01:15:22,292 --> 01:15:23,917 Seen the movie. 955 01:15:24,000 --> 01:15:25,000 Oh, the film. 956 01:15:25,083 --> 01:15:26,083 Of course. 957 01:15:27,083 --> 01:15:28,083 Of course. 958 01:15:28,750 --> 01:15:30,250 Yeah. Everybody... 959 01:15:31,292 --> 01:15:33,375 everybody knows Jekyll and Hyde. 960 01:15:35,958 --> 01:15:38,375 It's all, uh, the history of this place. 961 01:15:39,500 --> 01:15:41,083 It's important, you know? 962 01:15:43,375 --> 01:15:45,833 You can't just let that die. 963 01:15:53,875 --> 01:15:55,250 So, can I ask what... 964 01:15:55,333 --> 01:15:56,667 what brought you here? 965 01:15:58,833 --> 01:16:00,917 Just... just work, really. 966 01:16:02,042 --> 01:16:03,042 Ah. 967 01:16:04,708 --> 01:16:06,333 You're not involved in that... 968 01:16:06,417 --> 01:16:08,375 television programme, are you? 969 01:16:08,458 --> 01:16:09,500 No. 970 01:16:09,583 --> 01:16:10,958 No, not really. 971 01:16:11,042 --> 01:16:12,333 Good, good. 972 01:16:12,417 --> 01:16:16,333 All that fantasy, wizard, dragons, 973 01:16:16,417 --> 01:16:18,542 yeah, no... nobody cares about the truth. 974 01:16:20,208 --> 01:16:21,208 Yeah? 975 01:16:21,708 --> 01:16:24,917 And then it's the effect of the circus in the town, you know? 976 01:16:25,000 --> 01:16:27,417 It's not just the, the, the trucks and the noise 977 01:16:27,500 --> 01:16:30,542 and the entitlement amongst the crew 978 01:16:30,625 --> 01:16:32,667 who can be rather arrogant. 979 01:16:32,750 --> 01:16:34,625 Not just that. And I mean, I take it, 980 01:16:34,708 --> 01:16:36,601 I mean, obviously the Weatherfords will have made money out of it 981 01:16:36,625 --> 01:16:38,958 because they, they probably gave you... 982 01:16:39,042 --> 01:16:40,708 you give them a permit, don't you? 983 01:16:40,792 --> 01:16:43,192 You know, they take the... take the money. Of course they do. 984 01:16:43,250 --> 01:16:44,684 Of course, they take money for most things. 985 01:16:44,708 --> 01:16:46,250 But I mean, the... 986 01:16:47,083 --> 01:16:48,958 where... what are we supposed to do? 987 01:16:49,042 --> 01:16:51,208 What are the local people supposed to do? 988 01:16:51,292 --> 01:16:53,792 Er, do you think about what happens to people like me? 989 01:16:53,875 --> 01:16:57,458 I'm not an angry person, but it, it's turned upside down, you know? 990 01:16:57,542 --> 01:16:59,208 I mean, I mean, for me to get to work, 991 01:16:59,292 --> 01:17:00,792 sometimes maybe 45 minutes, 992 01:17:00,875 --> 01:17:02,875 but, but, but, but now you're here. 993 01:17:02,958 --> 01:17:07,167 That, that's, that's half an hour onto my day each way. 994 01:17:07,250 --> 01:17:10,125 -Yeah. -So, that's, that's an hour onto my day. 995 01:17:10,208 --> 01:17:11,708 -Now, I'm a... -Hey, love. 996 01:17:11,792 --> 01:17:14,292 -Have you been on a walk with Mummy? -Yeah. 997 01:17:14,375 --> 01:17:16,083 Oh, you've found a pretty shell. 998 01:17:17,417 --> 01:17:20,708 Oh, that's fantastic, huh? What a great present. 999 01:17:20,792 --> 01:17:22,417 -Can I save this? -Where's Mummy? 1000 01:17:22,500 --> 01:17:23,542 -Here. -There she is, okay. 1001 01:17:23,625 --> 01:17:25,792 Can you show me how fast you can run back to Mummy? 1002 01:17:25,875 --> 01:17:26,708 -Yeah. -Okay. 1003 01:17:26,792 --> 01:17:29,208 One. Two. Three. Let's go. 1004 01:17:38,500 --> 01:17:39,625 Listen... 1005 01:17:40,125 --> 01:17:42,792 I'm here with my family, okay? 1006 01:17:46,792 --> 01:17:48,708 I don't want any... trouble. 1007 01:17:50,583 --> 01:17:51,583 Okay? 1008 01:17:52,917 --> 01:17:53,917 Yeah... 1009 01:18:03,542 --> 01:18:04,750 Bastard! 1010 01:18:15,042 --> 01:18:16,375 Gary, it's okay! 1011 01:18:17,958 --> 01:18:19,333 Just let him go. 1012 01:18:21,292 --> 01:18:23,042 What the fuck is this? 1013 01:18:28,125 --> 01:18:29,583 -What's that? -I don't know. 1014 01:18:30,250 --> 01:18:31,250 You okay? 1015 01:18:33,583 --> 01:18:36,583 It's just a sad old man, okay? 1016 01:18:36,667 --> 01:18:38,583 -Yeah. -Yeah. He's just sad. 1017 01:18:39,417 --> 01:18:41,375 Yeah, it's okay. 1018 01:20:54,083 --> 01:20:59,167 It was a mistake to believe that this weak man was worthy. 1019 01:22:45,708 --> 01:22:49,167 The Peregrino Marsh Wing, often mistaken for the common goose, 1020 01:22:49,750 --> 01:22:52,833 is a striking waterfowl species found in Arberloch, 1021 01:22:53,667 --> 01:22:56,125 though few locals know its true origins. 1022 01:22:57,500 --> 01:23:01,375 Discovered by Sir Douglas Weatherford during his travels in Africa, 1023 01:23:01,458 --> 01:23:03,375 he brought a mating pair back to Scotland 1024 01:23:03,458 --> 01:23:05,250 and released them into the hills. 1025 01:23:06,250 --> 01:23:09,000 Over the centuries, the marshwing has become an integral part 1026 01:23:09,083 --> 01:23:11,500 of the ecosystem sustaining the wetlands. 1027 01:23:13,833 --> 01:23:16,542 Historically celebrated by bird enthusiasts 1028 01:23:16,625 --> 01:23:19,833 it's also served as a symbol for the Arberloch Church choir 1029 01:23:19,917 --> 01:23:22,250 and a lucky mascot for the Boy Scouts. 1030 01:23:24,167 --> 01:23:26,333 But while the marshwing thrives, 1031 01:23:26,417 --> 01:23:29,625 Weatherford's legacy in Aberloch and beyond has fallen. 1032 01:23:32,625 --> 01:23:35,000 Today, only traces of him remain, 1033 01:23:36,083 --> 01:23:38,333 some rocks, a grave, 1034 01:23:39,208 --> 01:23:41,875 and stories only few care to repeat. 1035 01:23:42,958 --> 01:23:44,625 And so, the noble bird endures 1036 01:23:44,708 --> 01:23:46,583 as his most lasting legacy. 1037 01:23:49,417 --> 01:23:52,458 Its strange honk resembling laughter fills the air. 1038 01:23:54,167 --> 01:23:56,583 A sound so familiar in Arberloch 1039 01:23:56,667 --> 01:23:59,667 that few stop to wonder where it truly came from. 1040 01:25:05,750 --> 01:25:06,833 Who am I? 1041 01:25:07,875 --> 01:25:09,500 A mere specimen. 1042 01:25:10,292 --> 01:25:11,292 A relic. 1043 01:25:12,917 --> 01:25:16,083 A ghost who roams in empty rooms. 1044 01:25:21,208 --> 01:25:24,417 I am vulnerable to ephemerality. 1045 01:25:26,458 --> 01:25:28,750 And so, it must be, 1046 01:25:28,833 --> 01:25:33,542 as it must go on and on and on. 1047 01:25:35,500 --> 01:25:37,750 I have so much more to say. 1048 01:25:40,458 --> 01:25:43,417 But I have disappeared. 1049 01:26:22,917 --> 01:26:26,375 Right, so this is Dwarvish, right? 1050 01:26:26,458 --> 01:26:29,125 So, the, "K" is... 1051 01:26:29,208 --> 01:26:31,583 more at the back of the throat, alright? Guttural. 1052 01:26:31,667 --> 01:26:32,875 Okay? 1053 01:26:43,875 --> 01:26:46,417 What is it, soldier? 1054 01:26:54,667 --> 01:26:56,208 Okay. Thank you. 1055 01:26:56,750 --> 01:26:58,500 Thank you, Mr Curtis. 1056 01:26:58,583 --> 01:26:59,583 Oh, okay. 1057 01:27:00,500 --> 01:27:01,500 Is that it? 1058 01:27:01,600 --> 01:27:02,975 Yeah, that's all. 1059 01:27:04,083 --> 01:27:05,333 Thank you for coming. 1060 01:27:06,708 --> 01:27:07,708 Right. 1061 01:27:09,042 --> 01:27:10,458 Thanks. 1062 01:27:10,542 --> 01:27:11,833 Thanks very much. 1063 01:27:13,417 --> 01:27:15,292 Who's next? Who's next? 1064 01:27:27,833 --> 01:27:29,333 Okay. Thank you. 1065 01:27:56,292 --> 01:27:59,314 What is it, soldier? 1066 01:28:14,917 --> 01:28:16,917 The troops are weary. 1067 01:28:45,500 --> 01:28:46,750 Oh!