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(MUSIC PLAYING)

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So then my dad,
who's in the Marine Corps,

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practically blew his flat top
when I told him I was
moving to New York.

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But he chilled when I told him
I had a great job.

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Do you know where
I could find a great job?

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All right, someone needs
some alone time.

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Wait, my wallet's gone!
Someone must have stolen it.

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(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)

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I don't suppose I could
pay you in lip gloss
and breath mints?

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(TIRES SCREECHING)

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They're wintergreen.

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(GRUNTS)

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That was rude!

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Ha, ha, you missed me!

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Whoa, you must
be a really bad tipper.

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I'm Jessie.

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And I'm guessing
this is yours?

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Oh, thank you sweetie.

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That's just my slingshot.

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She doesn't know it's a bra.

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(SCREAMING)

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Bye, Nanny.
Whatever your name was!

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Hey, Jessie, you want
to be my new nanny?

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Oh, thank you sweetie.

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But I didn't come all the way
from Fort Hood in Texas
to be a baby sitter.

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I came to New York to follow
my dreams, 'cause this is
where dreams come true!

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Yeah, right.

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Until then, I like my grilled
cheese cut in triangles,
and my tutus starched.

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Whoa, this is like
the Astrodome,
but with better furniture.

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Look, Bertram, I found
a new nanny in the street.

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Can we keep her?

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If she doesn't poop on the
floor, it's fine with me.

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Wait, don't you want to ask me
any more questions?

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Do you poop on the floor?

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No!

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Congratulations!
You just made the first cut.

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Wait here, the parents
will be home soon
to interview you.

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All this, and all I have
to do is take care of one
cute little girl!

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(SCREAMING)

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Luke, giveNo way!k my moon!

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I need it for
my solar system!

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I'll show you a moon.

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(GRUNTING)

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Okay, okay!

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(CHOKING)

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(COUGHING)

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Stop it! Stop!

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Emma!

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Please tell me those kids
are in the wrong apartment.

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(SCREAMING)

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Those are my
brothers and sister.

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Or as I call them,
the nanny killers.

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Stop it!

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Luke, Emma, please!
Violence is never
the solution.

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Oh!

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To heck with the non-violence!

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I am on you like
stripes on a tiger!

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(SCREAMING)

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Stop!

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I'm the good child.

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Make me brownies.

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((LAUGHING)

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Uh, hey, release!

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Stop it!

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Huh, usually works with
the dogs back home.

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Hello, I'm Luke, and you are?

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Way too old for you.

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Do you kids fight
like this in front
of your parents?

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(ELEVATOR DINGS)

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Sometimes, but they
never come up for
air long enough to notice.

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(ALL EXCLAIMING)

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Their parents are Morgan
and Christina Ross?

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The famous movie director
and supermodel turned
business mogul?

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No, they're sheep farmers.

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Hey, guys.
We missed you so much!

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And we brought presents!

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(ALL EXCLAIMING)

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Not for you.
This isn't Oprah.

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This is Jessie.
I want her to be our
new nanny.

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(EXCLAIMS) So do I.

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Nanny Kay quit?
Did she say anything
before she left?

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She said you'd be hearing
from her lawyers.

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And then she said...

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(SCREAMING)

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Who wants to see
the cool toy that
George Lucas gave me?

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ALL: Me!

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Whoa!

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Is that a real lightsaber?

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Of course not!
It's just a prop.

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(SWISHING)

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Awesome!

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(SCREAMING)

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Oh, maybe we better
go let that Ewok out
of the toy chest.

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Let's go!

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ALL: Yeah!

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Emma, how's your science
fair project coming?

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I don't care what those
judges said last year.
I loved your glitter volcano.

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Mount Fabulous?

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Thanks, Mom.
But this year's gonna
be even better.

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I got a clipboard
and everything.

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I'm gonna be super science-y.

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Okay, Daddy and I will
be back tomorrow in time
for your science fair.

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But first, we have to fly
to the set of Galactopus Two.

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(GASPS) I loved
the original Galactopus.

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It is the best giant
radioactive space
octopus movie of all time.

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Well, according to our
security team, you're
a straight-A student,

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a universal blood donor,
which could come
in handy with our kids,

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and you have
a squeaky clean record.

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Uh, except for once in third
grade, you went to the
bathroom without a hall pass.

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If you tasted that
cafeteria food, you'd
completely understand.

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Armadillo does not
go down easy.

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(SIGHS)

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Whatcha doin'?

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Just getting a read on you.

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I have made a fortune
trusting my instincts.

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That and slappin' my name
on everything from
sunglasses to cat food.

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You're hired!

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(GASPS) Really?

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Thank you! Oh!

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Hey, mom, can I date
the new nanny?

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Let me think about it. No!

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Oh, well, ours will
be a forbidden love.

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Starting now.

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Hey, babe!

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Ready for our date?

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We don't have a date.

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But I instructed Bertram
to make us boeuf bourguignon.

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With extra boeuf.

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Just hold your boeuf!

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From now on,
we're all going
to have dinner together.

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As a family.

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Ew, no! I can't eat
and look at Luke
at the same time.

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And, Jessie, don't you think
having a bunch of kids

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on our date is kinda
going to kill the mood?

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Zuri, time for dinner.

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I'm already eating dinner with
my friend, Millie the Mermaid.

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Zuri has imaginary friends.

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Well, I like my friends real.

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Especially my lady friends.

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Well, if Millie can flop
downstairs, she's welcome
to come eat with us.

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Thank you,
but she won't do that.

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Luke makes her uncomfortable.

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What?

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Ravi, time for dinner!

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I wouldn't go in there
if I were you.

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Why? Is there some imaginary
monster behind the door?

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(SCREAMING)

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Yeah, Ravi's giant
razor-toothed lizard.

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But I'm not allowed
to have a pony?

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That is cold!

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I cannot believe you
excluded Mr. Kipling from
our family dinner.

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Mr. Kipling is the only thing
Ravi brought from India when
we adopted him last month.

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Oh, so I couldn't board
the plane with four
ounces of shampoo.

154
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But he gets to carry
on a velociraptor!

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So, isn't this nice?

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Would anyone like
to share about their day?

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I guess that's a no.

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Now can I go upstairs
and finish my science project?

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(SIGHS) Okay, fine.

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I must leave, too.
When Mr. Kipling
is alone, he gets scared.

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Of what?

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I'm out, too.

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This date was a total
waste of clean underwear.

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TMI, and go do your homework.

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Uh, you're not the boss of me.

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Actually, I kind of am.

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Oh, someone's about
to flip the table.

168
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Well, you know what, babe?
That doesn't work for me.

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In fact, that's it.
This relationship is over!

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And to think,
you coulda had all this.

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He's delusional.

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Oh, look who I'm talking to.
A girl who thinks
mermaids are real.

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No, no, no!
No, no, no, no, no!
Well, I meant...

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Millie the Mermaid is real!

175
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No, no, no, Zuri.
No, no, no, no!

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Last time I pick a nanny
up out of the gutter!

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Okay, I made everyone cookies.

178
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And, where did everyone go?

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Don't know, don't care.

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I think they might
have run away
because they hate you.

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What?
Why would you think that?

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This note I found.

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"We're running away
because we hate you."

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I read between the lines.

185
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Oh, and look, the "h"
in "hick" is backwards.

186
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It's adorable.

187
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I can't lose all of the kids
on my first day!

188
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Wh... What are their parents
going to say?

189
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I have no idea.
But I say, "Well done."

190
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(SIGHS) Can't believe they
all signed this mean note.

191
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Even the mermaid!

192
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I was going to sign it too
but the pen is...

193
00:11:04,832 --> 00:11:06,002
It's so far away.

194
00:11:15,876 --> 00:11:17,976
Tony! Have you seen the kids?

195
00:11:18,011 --> 00:11:21,051
Nah, I don't really pay much
attention to who comes
in and out of here.

196
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They ran away!

197
00:11:24,151 --> 00:11:26,921
I lost four kids in two hours!
That's gotta be some
kind of record!

198
00:11:29,823 --> 00:11:32,093
Oh, they're out there,
somewhere...

199
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They're on the roof.

200
00:11:33,126 --> 00:11:34,996
What?

201
00:11:35,028 --> 00:11:36,128
Playing in their
dad's helicopter.

202
00:11:36,163 --> 00:11:37,233
What?

203
00:11:41,935 --> 00:11:43,165
Oh, this is bad! This is bad!

204
00:11:43,203 --> 00:11:44,873
This is bad! This is bad!

205
00:11:45,205 --> 00:11:46,865
(LAUGHING)

206
00:11:49,242 --> 00:11:53,782
I cannot believe
you kids actually went
up in that helicopter!

207
00:11:53,814 --> 00:11:56,054
We were only a few
feet in the air.

208
00:11:56,083 --> 00:11:58,923
I was dangling from
the landing skids!

209
00:12:00,520 --> 00:12:03,090
Oh, oh, you think
this is funny!

210
00:12:03,123 --> 00:12:04,833
Not as funny as your hair.

211
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(LAUGHING)

212
00:12:06,059 --> 00:12:08,999
You know what? That's it!

213
00:12:09,029 --> 00:12:10,829
Everyone, drop
and give me 20!

214
00:12:10,864 --> 00:12:13,234
Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it!

215
00:12:13,266 --> 00:12:16,866
Hey, and that includes
Millie the Mermaid.

216
00:12:16,904 --> 00:12:19,044
(LAUGHING)

217
00:12:19,072 --> 00:12:23,042
All right, if anybody
eyeballs me,
they're going in the hole!

218
00:12:23,076 --> 00:12:24,736
Do we have a hole?

219
00:12:25,212 --> 00:12:26,912
Have you seen my room?

220
00:12:32,119 --> 00:12:35,019
Ravi? Ravi!

221
00:12:38,058 --> 00:12:40,288
Hey, I'm sorry
I upset Mr. Kipling.

222
00:12:40,327 --> 00:12:43,057
So I made him some
chicken fried crickets.

223
00:12:43,096 --> 00:12:48,296
That is very kind,
but Mr. Kipling is still
a seething cauldron of anger.

224
00:12:51,171 --> 00:12:52,171
So I see.

225
00:12:54,875 --> 00:12:58,075
Stupid video game!
It is like eating hot curry!

226
00:12:58,111 --> 00:13:02,051
I love it, but I always
get burned in the end.

227
00:13:02,082 --> 00:13:04,892
Cyborg Renegades?
Just use the frag rifle.

228
00:13:08,221 --> 00:13:10,021
Eat lead, metal head!

229
00:13:10,057 --> 00:13:12,087
Not you, you should
never eat lead.

230
00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:13,955
ELECTRONIC VOICE: Oh!

231
00:13:13,994 --> 00:13:16,034
(LAUGHING)

232
00:13:16,063 --> 00:13:17,933
That is brilliant!

233
00:13:17,965 --> 00:13:19,225
Here, you try.

234
00:13:19,266 --> 00:13:22,136
I'm gonna go, uh, give
Mr. Kipling his snack.

235
00:13:33,881 --> 00:13:34,921
Uh-oh.

236
00:13:37,217 --> 00:13:39,347
Ravi! Ravi!

237
00:13:39,386 --> 00:13:43,056
Consume lead,
robotic ruffians!

238
00:13:43,090 --> 00:13:46,130
Help! I don't want to end
as some dinosaur's chew toy!

239
00:13:47,127 --> 00:13:48,157
(HISSING)

240
00:13:51,031 --> 00:13:52,871
Nice velociraptor.

241
00:13:53,166 --> 00:13:54,896
(SCREAMING)

242
00:13:55,435 --> 00:13:57,265
Help! Help!

243
00:13:57,304 --> 00:13:58,444
Oh, Ravi!

244
00:13:59,172 --> 00:14:00,242
(HISSING)

245
00:14:01,942 --> 00:14:02,942
Ravi, help!

246
00:14:05,112 --> 00:14:07,152
(CRYING) I'm so afraid!

247
00:14:07,180 --> 00:14:09,080
Ravi! Ravi, I'm in the tube.

248
00:14:09,116 --> 00:14:11,216
Oh, Ravi! Ravi!

249
00:14:12,019 --> 00:14:13,049
(SCREAMING)

250
00:14:13,086 --> 00:14:15,216
Help! Help! Ravi, help!

251
00:14:15,255 --> 00:14:16,985
Ravi! Ravi!

252
00:14:17,024 --> 00:14:18,194
(GASPING)

253
00:14:18,225 --> 00:14:20,355
Ravi, I'm in the tube-y thing!
Help! Hey!

254
00:14:20,393 --> 00:14:22,003
(SCREAMING)

255
00:14:24,264 --> 00:14:26,034
(VIDEO GAME BEEPING)

256
00:14:26,066 --> 00:14:27,166
(GASPING)

257
00:14:28,168 --> 00:14:31,938
Yes! I have prevailed!

258
00:14:31,972 --> 00:14:34,342
This is much more fun than
playing Duck Duck Mongoose.

259
00:14:37,077 --> 00:14:40,107
Thank you, Jessie,
for your excellent tutelage!

260
00:14:40,147 --> 00:14:43,417
(LAUGHS) You're welcome.

261
00:14:43,450 --> 00:14:47,650
Now if you'll excuse me,
I'm going to go
change my pants.

262
00:14:47,687 --> 00:14:49,287
And not cause
they're ripped.

263
00:14:54,027 --> 00:14:56,927
Emma, can I do
anything for you?

264
00:14:56,964 --> 00:14:59,204
You could pack your bags
and move to this planet.

265
00:15:01,434 --> 00:15:02,444
That's Earth.

266
00:15:05,005 --> 00:15:06,165
(BEEPING)

267
00:15:06,206 --> 00:15:07,336
Ooh! It's Mom and Dad!

268
00:15:09,009 --> 00:15:10,379
Hey, honey..

269
00:15:10,410 --> 00:15:13,080
Hi! Oh, don't look
at my project!

270
00:15:13,113 --> 00:15:16,223
I want it to be a total
surprise for tomorrow!

271
00:15:16,249 --> 00:15:19,249
Em, about your project,

272
00:15:19,286 --> 00:15:22,956
we're really sorry,
but we're not going
to be able to make it.

273
00:15:22,990 --> 00:15:25,360
(LAUGHS) Of course not,
that would be cheating!

274
00:15:26,259 --> 00:15:27,289
I'm making it.

275
00:15:29,429 --> 00:15:33,299
No, sweetie,
my movie is running
way behind schedule,

276
00:15:33,333 --> 00:15:36,243
I mean, Galactopus
hasn't devoured
Angelina Jolie yet.

277
00:15:36,269 --> 00:15:39,509
And tomorrow is the only
day that Angelina
can meet with me

278
00:15:39,539 --> 00:15:42,279
to discuss endorsing
my new clothing line.

279
00:15:42,309 --> 00:15:46,179
So, you're not gonna be able
to make the science fair?

280
00:15:46,213 --> 00:15:49,283
You know how it is,
sweetie, if I fall behind,
the studio will fire me.

281
00:15:50,150 --> 00:15:52,320
We're really sorry, honey.

282
00:15:52,352 --> 00:15:54,392
It's okay,
don't worry about it.

283
00:15:55,288 --> 00:15:57,318
BOTH: We love you!

284
00:15:58,525 --> 00:16:00,055
(SIGHS)

285
00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:03,363
Emma, are you okay?

286
00:16:03,396 --> 00:16:06,996
Why wouldn't I be?
I'm used to it.

287
00:16:07,034 --> 00:16:10,004
They missed my tenth
birthday because of
the first Galactopus.

288
00:16:10,037 --> 00:16:13,737
And they'll probably
miss my wedding because
of Galactopus Three!

289
00:16:13,773 --> 00:16:17,313
I just wish Angelina Jolie
would kill that stupid
space squid!

290
00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:22,352
Emma, wait!
I'll help you finish
your project!

291
00:16:22,382 --> 00:16:23,452
(EXCLAIMING)

292
00:16:25,418 --> 00:16:26,448
(GASPS)

293
00:16:28,055 --> 00:16:28,915
Oh, no!

294
00:16:28,955 --> 00:16:32,185
Don't worry, Jessie,
just do what I do.

295
00:16:32,225 --> 00:16:33,255
Blame it on Luke.

296
00:16:34,594 --> 00:16:37,434
Luke! You're in trouble.

297
00:16:49,842 --> 00:16:52,352
Hey, Emma, good luck
at the science fair.

298
00:16:52,379 --> 00:16:55,049
And remember, Pluto might
need a little extra glue.

299
00:16:55,082 --> 00:16:56,322
Doesn't matter.

300
00:16:56,349 --> 00:16:59,389
But thanks for staying
up all night to fix
what Luke broke.

301
00:17:00,620 --> 00:17:02,060
You're welcome.

302
00:17:02,089 --> 00:17:03,519
There's the bus!

303
00:17:03,556 --> 00:17:06,056
Oh, guys, your lunches!

304
00:17:06,093 --> 00:17:08,063
(ALL EXCLAIMING)

305
00:17:08,095 --> 00:17:09,795
Sorry, kids!
Coulda been worse!

306
00:17:09,829 --> 00:17:11,159
That tuna coulda
been canned!

307
00:17:15,102 --> 00:17:17,802
So, poor Emma's really
disappointed, huh?

308
00:17:17,837 --> 00:17:20,207
Yeah, I've been
trying to reach her
parents all morning,

309
00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:22,210
but all I get is voicemail.

310
00:17:22,242 --> 00:17:25,152
(SIGHS) I need to get
up there fast
so I can talk to them.

311
00:17:25,178 --> 00:17:27,108
Too bad you can't
fly a helicopter.

312
00:17:27,514 --> 00:17:29,154
Actually, I can!

313
00:17:29,182 --> 00:17:31,152
You can?

314
00:17:31,184 --> 00:17:33,154
Yeah, my dad taught me.

315
00:17:33,186 --> 00:17:34,346
He also taught me how
to survive in the desert

316
00:17:34,387 --> 00:17:36,417
with nothing but a toothpick
and a bobby pin.

317
00:17:36,456 --> 00:17:37,886
TONY: Really?

318
00:17:37,924 --> 00:17:41,334
My dad taught me how
to hotwire a car with
a paper clip and a penny.

319
00:17:49,136 --> 00:17:51,136
Hey! This is a closed set.

320
00:17:51,171 --> 00:17:53,471
Oh, I need to speak with
Morgan or Christina Ross.

321
00:17:53,506 --> 00:17:55,106
A little girl's happiness
is at stake!

322
00:17:55,142 --> 00:17:56,842
You're not that little.

323
00:17:56,876 --> 00:18:00,346
And it's creepy
to refer to yourself
in the third person.

324
00:18:00,380 --> 00:18:03,280
What? Oh, no, no!
You don't understand.
My name is Jessie.

325
00:18:03,316 --> 00:18:04,676
Oh, are they in here?
Or...

326
00:18:16,229 --> 00:18:17,229
(BELL RINGING)

327
00:18:17,264 --> 00:18:20,704
All right extras!
Get over here and act dead!

328
00:18:24,937 --> 00:18:29,107
And remember, corpses
don't smile at the camera.

329
00:18:30,710 --> 00:18:34,350
Galactopus Two:
This Time It's Personal!

330
00:18:34,381 --> 00:18:36,181
Scene 36.
Take One.

331
00:18:37,184 --> 00:18:38,224
It's yours, Morgan.

332
00:18:38,718 --> 00:18:39,718
Action!

333
00:18:40,920 --> 00:18:43,260
(SCREAMS)

334
00:18:43,290 --> 00:18:44,560
Gross, gross.

335
00:18:44,591 --> 00:18:47,231
(SCREAMS)

336
00:18:47,260 --> 00:18:48,730
At least buy me dinner first!

337
00:18:49,496 --> 00:18:50,926
(SCREAMING)

338
00:18:50,963 --> 00:18:53,173
Wow, that extra is fantastic!

339
00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:54,900
She lookI know.y scared.

340
00:18:54,934 --> 00:18:56,904
(SCREAMING)

341
00:18:56,936 --> 00:18:59,436
Help! Help!

342
00:18:59,472 --> 00:19:01,612
Keep your tentacles
to yourself, Galactopus!

343
00:19:01,641 --> 00:19:03,181
(EXCLAIMS)

344
00:19:03,210 --> 00:19:04,680
(CHUCKLING)

345
00:19:04,711 --> 00:19:06,711
(BELL RINGING)

346
00:19:06,746 --> 00:19:08,216
That extra broke
my tentacle!

347
00:19:10,250 --> 00:19:13,250
Morgan! Christina!
It's me, Jessie!

348
00:19:13,286 --> 00:19:14,686
What are you doing here?

349
00:19:14,721 --> 00:19:18,231
I came to tell you how
much Emma wants
you to be at her science fair.

350
00:19:18,258 --> 00:19:20,228
(SIGHS) She said it was okay.

351
00:19:20,260 --> 00:19:21,730
She lied!

352
00:19:21,761 --> 00:19:24,231
Oh! Well, we'll make
it uYeah!her.

353
00:19:24,264 --> 00:19:27,704
When? Haven't you guys ever
wondered why you have
revolving nannies?

354
00:19:27,734 --> 00:19:30,944
Your kids chase them away
because they want
to get your attention!

355
00:19:30,970 --> 00:19:33,240
They miss you.

356
00:19:33,273 --> 00:19:37,343
And even if you fire me
for saying this, and I lose
the best job I've ever had,

357
00:19:37,377 --> 00:19:39,377
you need to start
being there for them!

358
00:19:43,283 --> 00:19:45,293
BOTH: You're fired.

359
00:19:45,318 --> 00:19:47,388
What? Wait, wait.
No, no, no, no, no!

360
00:19:47,420 --> 00:19:50,460
No, this is where you thank
me for being honest with you.

361
00:19:50,490 --> 00:19:52,490
And for caring more about
your kids than about my job,

362
00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:54,625
resulting in warm
hugs all around!

363
00:19:54,661 --> 00:19:56,261
That only happens
in the movies.

364
00:19:56,996 --> 00:19:58,196
Wait!

365
00:20:07,807 --> 00:20:09,677
Hey, did I make it in time?

366
00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:12,009
I'm next, but I don't care.

367
00:20:12,044 --> 00:20:13,554
Me neither. Let's bounce.

368
00:20:13,580 --> 00:20:17,780
Hey, you're staying.
And you should care!

369
00:20:17,817 --> 00:20:20,387
You worked really
hard on this. You should
be proud of yourself.

370
00:20:20,420 --> 00:20:22,790
JessiEmma, listen.ven...

371
00:20:22,822 --> 00:20:24,622
I know your parents
can't be here physically.

372
00:20:24,657 --> 00:20:26,287
But that doesn't mean
they're not with you.

373
00:20:26,326 --> 00:20:27,686
They are, believe me.

374
00:20:30,397 --> 00:20:33,327
Look, it's like these planets.

375
00:20:33,366 --> 00:20:35,266
They're far away from
each other, right?

376
00:20:35,302 --> 00:20:39,042
They have a gravitational
pull that always keeps
them together.

377
00:20:39,071 --> 00:20:41,611
No matter what.
That's what love is like.

378
00:20:41,641 --> 00:20:46,351
It stretches over any
distance and it's too strong
to be broken.

379
00:20:46,379 --> 00:20:50,319
Our last contestant
is Emma Ross.

380
00:20:50,350 --> 00:20:51,820
Now you go on up there
and kick some asteroid!

381
00:21:09,101 --> 00:21:11,601
This is a model
of our solar system.

382
00:21:14,607 --> 00:21:18,707
"It demonstrates that
even against massive
opposing forces,

383
00:21:18,745 --> 00:21:21,705
"one stronger force can
keep everything together.

384
00:21:21,748 --> 00:21:23,418
"That force is gravy."

385
00:21:24,784 --> 00:21:26,494
(CLEARS THROAT)

386
00:21:26,519 --> 00:21:28,519
Oh, "That force is gravity."

387
00:21:34,361 --> 00:21:36,361
Also known as Jessie.

388
00:21:36,396 --> 00:21:37,756
You came!

389
00:21:37,797 --> 00:21:41,397
Well, students,
you're all a disgrace,

390
00:21:41,434 --> 00:21:45,414
and the reason this
country is 28th in the
world in science.

391
00:21:46,906 --> 00:21:51,406
That is, except for
Preston and Emma.

392
00:21:52,879 --> 00:21:55,349
Great job, guys!

393
00:21:55,382 --> 00:21:57,482
And the winner is...

394
00:22:01,788 --> 00:22:04,358
(WHISPERING)
I'm sorry. It's my fault.

395
00:22:04,657 --> 00:22:06,087
It's okay.

396
00:22:06,125 --> 00:22:07,685
And the winner,

397
00:22:07,727 --> 00:22:12,127
for her brilliant
demonstration that Pluto is no
longer considered a planet,

398
00:22:12,164 --> 00:22:17,504
thus smashing
previous scientific
theory, is Emma Ross!

399
00:22:17,537 --> 00:22:19,367
(EXCLAIMING)

400
00:22:20,139 --> 00:22:23,379
We are so proud of you!

401
00:22:23,410 --> 00:22:25,410
Why did you guys change
your mind about coming?

402
00:22:26,713 --> 00:22:30,453
Uh, because they love you.

403
00:22:30,483 --> 00:22:36,763
And we realize that being
there for you is really more
important than any job.

404
00:22:36,789 --> 00:22:40,489
Even if I never work
for that studio again.
Or any other studio.

405
00:22:41,428 --> 00:22:43,398
Please, lord,
don't let me end up in TV.

406
00:22:43,430 --> 00:22:44,460
Oh!

407
00:22:46,466 --> 00:22:49,596
So, now let's go celebrate
with a nice family dinner!

408
00:22:49,636 --> 00:22:51,596
(EXCLAIMS) Dibs on sitting
next to Jessie.

409
00:22:51,638 --> 00:22:52,708
(LAUGHS)

410
00:22:55,742 --> 00:22:57,912
And maybe after dinner,
we could...

411
00:22:57,944 --> 00:22:59,454
Forget it, freckles.

412
00:23:05,885 --> 00:23:07,415
I love victory sprinkles!

413
00:23:09,522 --> 00:23:11,822
Uh-oh! Face freeze!

414
00:23:14,894 --> 00:23:17,564
Oh, me too!

415
00:23:17,597 --> 00:23:20,467
So Ravi, what's your favorite
type of ice cream?

416
00:23:20,500 --> 00:23:23,000
All of them.
In India, we just
had one kind.

417
00:23:23,736 --> 00:23:24,766
Melted.

418
00:23:28,207 --> 00:23:29,407
Hey!

419
00:23:32,545 --> 00:23:34,645
Mr. Kipling, you already
had your dessert.

420
00:23:36,883 --> 00:23:38,653
You are grounded!

421
00:23:38,685 --> 00:23:39,785
Go to your cage.

422
00:23:43,956 --> 00:23:45,786
Getting pretty good
at this nanny stuff.