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(eerie sounds)

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(eerie music)

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(door creaking)

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♪

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(music intensifies)

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♪

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(distorted scream)

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(shattering)

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♪

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(traffic sounds)

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(Tchaikovsky's Swan Theme)

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(siren wailing)

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♪

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(music intensifies)

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♪

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(phone ringing)

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♪

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(phone ringing)

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(beeps)

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[man]
<i>Is it done?</i>

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He was eating
Sardinian casu marzu.

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I didn't realize
it was still possible

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to get casu marzu
in this country.

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<i>The stomach acid</i>

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<i>of a thousand maggots</i>

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<i>rotting the cheese</i>

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<i>from the inside out,</i>

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<i>making it richer,</i>

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smoother.

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But...for the whole thing
to work,

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you must eat all of it.

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(eerie music)

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The maggots are what make

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the experience wonderful.

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♪

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‐Mm.
<i>‐I didn't call you</i>

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<i>for a Gordon Ramsay</i>
<i>impression, Wilkes.</i>

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(clears throat)

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(dark music)

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<i>I ask again.</i>

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<i>Is it done?</i>

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It's done.

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♪

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I wonder what kind of a man

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gets casu marzu on demand.

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[man] <i>You know who he is,</i>
<i>don't you?</i>

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[Wilkes]
<i>Of course I do.</i>

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[man] <i>The press are breaking</i>
<i>a story on him</i>

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<i>in the morning.</i>

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<i>No one does this</i>
<i>better than you,</i>

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<i>and I need him delivered</i>

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<i>before that happens.</i>

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<i>Bring him to the usual place</i>

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<i>by 2am.</i>

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<i>That's in four hours.</i>

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<i>No delays.</i>

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<i>I trust you to help me</i>

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<i>make a statement with this one.</i>

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Well, he's dead already.

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The rest shouldn't
take too long.

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[man]
<i>Good.</i>

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<i>Oh, and Wilkes?</i>

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<i>I know you have</i>
<i>your own methods</i>

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<i>and I respect that.</i>

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<i>But maybe try and treat this</i>

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<i>like business,</i>

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<i>just for once?</i>

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(eerie music)

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(dramatic music)

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♪

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(body dragging)

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♪

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(door opening)

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(distant giggling)

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Ooh, ha!

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(indiscernible conversation)

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Ooh, ooh, ooh!

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(laughing)

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Great costume.

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(laughing)

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(Tchaikovsky's Swan Theme)

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♪

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(rumbling)

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♪

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(door clangs)

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(door creaking)

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(traffic sounds)

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(eerie music)

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♪

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(indiscernible chatter)

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(car alarm wailing)

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♪

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[street man]
<i>Happy Halloween, dick!</i>

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(tires squealing)

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(car alarm wailing)

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♪

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(grunts)

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♪

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(beep of car unlocking)

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[angry man]
<i>God dammit!</i>

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What is this shit?

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Son of a bitch!

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<i>You've got to be kidding me!</i>

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♪

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(grunting)

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♪

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(grunts)

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Holy shit, man!

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Watch where you're going.

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<i>What the fuck?</i>

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<i>Jesus Christ.</i>

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Whoa.

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<i>Did you make this?</i>

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This is unbelievable.
(siren in background)

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<i>Oh my God, dude.</i>

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<i>This looks so real.</i>

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<i>Dot, look at this thing.</i>

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Don't call me Dot.

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Wait a second.

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What are you doing right now?

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I know, I know
that's a weird thing

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to ask a stranger, but, uh,

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we're on our way to this party,

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and it's gonna be

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outrageously cool

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<i>and, like, super sick,</i>

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<i>and I was kind of hoping</i>

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<i>we can make a big entrance</i>

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at this thing, but, um,

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as you can see...

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we look pathetic, so...

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I got off work, like,
30 minutes ago, so...

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Still could have
made an effort, Nick.

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‐Well, I...
‐What are you supposed to be?

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‐What are you dressed as?
‐This is steampunk.

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‐This‐‐and...
‐Goggles?

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You're dressed as goggles?

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I'm sorry, who are you?

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[Alan]
<i>Oh, shit, sorry,</i>

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Alan Morgan Adams

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<i>of the Massachusetts</i>
<i>Morgan Adamses.</i>

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Hey, hey, buddy,

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<i>whoa, whoa, whoa.</i>

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<i>Where are we goin'?</i>

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Are you, like, uh,

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the British <i>American Psycho</i>
or something?

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[Alan]
<i>Whoa, Dorothy.</i>

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<i>Sorry, you gotta forgive her.</i>

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She's from Westlake.

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We're still workin'
on her manners.

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We're kind of a...

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<i>My Fair Lady</i> type of deal.

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Oh, yeah, yeah.

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He's the, uh,
self‐important drunk perv

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who thinks that he's a big deal,

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and I'm just the bad ass

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everyone wants to hang out with.

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So is this, like, your...

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latest victim or something?

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Yes, for now.

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[Alan]
<i>Okay, dude, dude, dude, dude.</i>

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Uh, you gotta come with us.

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<i>What can I say</i>

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<i>that is gonna get you there?</i>

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<i>There's gonna be an open bar.</i>

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<i>Does that do anything for you?</i>

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<i>There's gonna be</i>
<i>outrageously hot chicks,</i>

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<i>like crazy hot chicks.</i>
[Dorothy] <i>Wow.</i>

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Fucking gag me.
[Alan] <i>Okay, okay.</i>

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<i>Everybody is gonna be there,</i>
<i>man.</i>

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<i>I can assure you</i>

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<i>that the party we're going to</i>

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is a million times cooler

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than the party
you were going to.

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<i>My buddy Jack,</i>

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<i>he, uh, he's the host.</i>

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He always does this, like,

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grand arrival,

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and everyone flips out

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about his costume,
but this thing,

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this is gonna blow
his cock off.

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[Wilkes] <i>Look, uh, someone</i>
<i>slashed my tires,</i>

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and I really need‐‐

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You need a ride.

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Done.

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That we can do.

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We can get you a ride, man.

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Consider it done.

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Please walk away.

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[Nick]
<i>Yeah, no, there's...</i>

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there's no way
you're gonna get a cab

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‐with this thing, dude, so...
<i>‐Hey!</i>

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<i>He's right,</i>
<i>that's a good point, Nick.</i>

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<i>Thank you for finally making</i>

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<i>a contribution.</i>

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No one's gonna let you
in the back of a cab

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with this thing,
you'll make a mess.

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Come with us for one drink.

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<i>Just one drink,</i>
<i>you walk right back out,</i>

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<i>you're out on the streets,</i>

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you're killin' all your victims
in no time.

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(claps)

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You know what?

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(dark music)

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That actually sounds like

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a really good idea.

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Let's do it.

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What?

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I can't believe that worked.

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Wow, I did not see that coming.

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It's the best night of my life.

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<i>This is exciting.</i>

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<i>What an exciting turn</i>
<i>of events.</i>

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<i>Lift with your legs, Nick.</i>

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[Nick]
<i>There's four of us.</i>

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<i>If we all just, um...</i>

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[Alan]
<i>Oh my gosh.</i>

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<i>Slashed your tires, huh?</i>

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Bunch of fuckin' savages
in this town.

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(percussive party music)

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<i>Put your back into it, Nick.</i>

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[Nick]
<i>It's pretty heavy.</i>

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(cheering and shouting)

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♪

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(thunder)

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(howling)

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♪

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Oh yeah, here we go!

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<i>This way, this way, come on!</i>

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<i>[robotic voice]</i>
<i>Here we go again!</i>

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[Alan]
<i>That ought to be good.</i>

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Prop him up there.

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Do not move, okay?

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<i>Don't move,</i>
<i>I'm gonna go find Jack.</i>

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Especially this guy.

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♪

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(laughter)

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♪

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<i>[robotic voice]</i>
<i>Everybody raise your hands!</i>

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(cheering and shouting)

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♪

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(snorting)

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♪

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Where is this guy?

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♪

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Girls and boys,

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<i>queer gender friends,</i>

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please turn your eyes
to the dance floor

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<i>and welcome your host,</i>

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<i>Jack Baker,</i>

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Monster Maker!

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(suspenseful party music)

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Oh, shit.

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♪

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(gasps for air)

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♪

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(cheering)

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♪

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[raspy voice]
Hello Alan.

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(upbeat party music)

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(laughing)

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♪

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Unreal.

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♪

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(indiscernible conversation)

266
00:10:14,861 --> 00:10:16,321
Dalmore neat, double.

267
00:10:16,363 --> 00:10:19,123
♪

268
00:10:19,202 --> 00:10:19,952
Here.

269
00:10:20,079 --> 00:10:20,709
(giggles)

270
00:10:20,831 --> 00:10:21,831
Here, want it?

271
00:10:21,916 --> 00:10:22,836
[woman at bar]
<i>Yeah.</i>

272
00:10:22,960 --> 00:10:25,920
♪

273
00:10:25,966 --> 00:10:27,846
Ah...

274
00:10:27,928 --> 00:10:29,968
‐Yeah.
‐Excuse me.

275
00:10:30,057 --> 00:10:30,727
Yeah.

276
00:10:30,851 --> 00:10:31,561
Ahh!

277
00:10:31,603 --> 00:10:33,193
(laughs)

278
00:10:33,230 --> 00:10:36,110
(indiscernible conversation)

279
00:10:36,236 --> 00:10:37,986
<i>♪ Look around ♪</i>

280
00:10:38,073 --> 00:10:39,993
<i>♪ All I see are faces ♪</i>

281
00:10:40,119 --> 00:10:41,749
<i>♪ Look around, look around ♪</i>

282
00:10:41,831 --> 00:10:43,841
<i>(indiscernible lyrics)</i>

283
00:10:43,877 --> 00:10:45,207
<i>♪ Look around ♪</i>

284
00:10:45,254 --> 00:10:47,644
<i>♪ Losing the basics ♪</i>

285
00:10:47,760 --> 00:10:49,470
<i>♪ Look around, look around ♪</i>

286
00:10:49,514 --> 00:10:52,234
<i>(indiscernible lyrics)</i>

287
00:10:52,268 --> 00:10:58,028
♪

288
00:10:58,155 --> 00:11:00,275
<i>(indiscernible lyrics)</i>

289
00:11:00,368 --> 00:11:01,868
♪

290
00:11:01,996 --> 00:11:04,586
(indiscernible chatter)

291
00:11:07,967 --> 00:11:09,087
(horn honking)

292
00:11:09,135 --> 00:11:11,595
(indiscernible speaker
on megaphone)

293
00:11:11,641 --> 00:11:14,151
(mellow music)

294
00:11:14,229 --> 00:11:16,399
♪

295
00:11:16,483 --> 00:11:20,663
[woman]
<i>Your costume is...</i>

296
00:11:20,742 --> 00:11:21,872
brilliant.

297
00:11:21,911 --> 00:11:24,751
♪

298
00:11:24,792 --> 00:11:26,002
It's not a costume.

299
00:11:26,044 --> 00:11:27,174
♪

300
00:11:27,255 --> 00:11:28,875
Uh, yeah, more of a prop,

301
00:11:28,925 --> 00:11:30,255
I guess, right?

302
00:11:30,303 --> 00:11:31,683
<i>The whole package really works.</i>

303
00:11:31,764 --> 00:11:33,644
The suit, the blood.

304
00:11:33,685 --> 00:11:35,395
♪

305
00:11:35,438 --> 00:11:36,438
Maggie.

306
00:11:36,566 --> 00:11:43,746
♪

307
00:11:43,788 --> 00:11:45,668
Let them eat cake.

308
00:11:45,751 --> 00:11:47,251
♪

309
00:11:47,295 --> 00:11:49,045
She never said that.

310
00:11:49,174 --> 00:11:50,184
<i>You know, Marie Antoinette,</i>

311
00:11:50,259 --> 00:11:51,429
<i>she never actually said,</i>

312
00:11:51,512 --> 00:11:53,562
<i>"Let them eat cake."</i>

313
00:11:53,683 --> 00:11:54,563
It was just a thing

314
00:11:54,685 --> 00:11:55,645
that French like to attribute

315
00:11:55,687 --> 00:11:56,437
to every foreign queen

316
00:11:56,564 --> 00:11:57,524
they didn't like the look of.

317
00:11:57,566 --> 00:11:58,566
I mean, when things go wrong,

318
00:11:58,693 --> 00:11:59,573
why blame the king

319
00:11:59,695 --> 00:12:00,275
when you can blame

320
00:12:00,321 --> 00:12:01,821
his bitch of a wife?

321
00:12:01,908 --> 00:12:02,788
(laughs)

322
00:12:02,826 --> 00:12:06,036
♪

323
00:12:06,083 --> 00:12:07,963
She's a very meaningful woman,

324
00:12:08,045 --> 00:12:08,585
I think.

325
00:12:08,672 --> 00:12:09,592
Um, famous,

326
00:12:09,715 --> 00:12:11,085
but as a caricature

327
00:12:11,218 --> 00:12:12,928
<i>that confirms men's prejudices</i>

328
00:12:12,972 --> 00:12:13,602
<i>against women‐‐</i>

329
00:12:13,723 --> 00:12:14,933
frivolous, ditzy,

330
00:12:14,976 --> 00:12:17,106
obsessed with buying shoes,

331
00:12:17,188 --> 00:12:18,188
silly, pretty,

332
00:12:18,232 --> 00:12:19,612
tragic little bon‐bon

333
00:12:19,735 --> 00:12:21,355
good for porn, good for scorn,

334
00:12:21,488 --> 00:12:22,618
nothing in between.

335
00:12:22,741 --> 00:12:23,831
Well, you have really thought

336
00:12:23,868 --> 00:12:25,658
about your costume.

337
00:12:25,706 --> 00:12:26,916
Says the guy dragging

338
00:12:26,958 --> 00:12:28,088
a corpse around?

339
00:12:28,210 --> 00:12:30,970
♪

340
00:12:31,049 --> 00:12:31,799
Did you not come here

341
00:12:31,843 --> 00:12:34,853
with friends, Maggie?

342
00:12:34,974 --> 00:12:35,854
Just me.

343
00:12:35,976 --> 00:12:36,806
♪

344
00:12:36,853 --> 00:12:37,733
<i>I hesitated to come,</i>

345
00:12:37,855 --> 00:12:39,185
<i>but tonight felt like</i>

346
00:12:39,232 --> 00:12:40,612
the kind of night
something might happen.

347
00:12:40,694 --> 00:12:41,614
[Wilkes]
<i>Well, you certainly make</i>

348
00:12:41,696 --> 00:12:42,816
that costume work.

349
00:12:42,865 --> 00:12:44,115
[Maggie]
<i>A girl is expected to dress</i>

350
00:12:44,200 --> 00:12:45,870
a little provocatively

351
00:12:45,996 --> 00:12:47,826
when she's invited

352
00:12:47,875 --> 00:12:48,835
to one of these parties.

353
00:12:48,877 --> 00:12:49,997
Why would a girl want to be

354
00:12:50,087 --> 00:12:51,507
invited to one of these parties?

355
00:12:51,591 --> 00:12:52,511
[Maggie]
<i>Oh, I don't know,</i>

356
00:12:52,634 --> 00:12:53,644
one of these parties,

357
00:12:53,762 --> 00:12:54,472
one of these clubs,

358
00:12:54,513 --> 00:12:55,523
one of these jobs.

359
00:12:55,599 --> 00:12:56,849
It might be 230 years

360
00:12:56,893 --> 00:12:58,023
since the French Revolution,

361
00:12:58,103 --> 00:13:00,023
but boys still need the illusion

362
00:13:00,107 --> 00:13:02,027
of silly, tragic
little bon‐bons.

363
00:13:02,111 --> 00:13:03,871
Maybe that's not your problem.

364
00:13:03,907 --> 00:13:05,407
♪

365
00:13:05,493 --> 00:13:06,753
Maybe that's obviously

366
00:13:06,871 --> 00:13:07,621
occurred to me before,

367
00:13:07,748 --> 00:13:08,498
and I don't need it

368
00:13:08,583 --> 00:13:10,253
mansplained to me by a stranger.

369
00:13:10,336 --> 00:13:16,346
♪

370
00:13:16,389 --> 00:13:17,599
So how long did it take you

371
00:13:17,643 --> 00:13:19,153
to stuff it?

372
00:13:19,270 --> 00:13:20,860
You don't stuff it,

373
00:13:20,899 --> 00:13:23,609
it's more of, um...roll,

374
00:13:23,655 --> 00:13:26,535
like a...pig in blanket.

375
00:13:26,619 --> 00:13:27,869
[Maggie]
<i>Oh, those are harder</i>

376
00:13:27,913 --> 00:13:29,503
to roll cleanly than they look.

377
00:13:29,542 --> 00:13:31,802
It gets easier
every time you do it.

378
00:13:31,879 --> 00:13:33,679
I do it this way
every Halloween.

379
00:13:33,800 --> 00:13:35,180
♪

380
00:13:35,302 --> 00:13:36,392
You have to be
a lot more careful

381
00:13:36,429 --> 00:13:37,429
disposing of a dead body

382
00:13:37,516 --> 00:13:38,686
on a normal evening.

383
00:13:38,810 --> 00:13:39,690
(laughs)

384
00:13:39,770 --> 00:13:41,190
Right.

385
00:13:41,314 --> 00:13:43,784
♪

386
00:13:43,820 --> 00:13:46,580
Would you like me to, uh...

387
00:13:46,701 --> 00:13:47,951
let you in on something?

388
00:13:48,078 --> 00:13:49,668
♪

389
00:13:49,790 --> 00:13:52,170
People think that killing

390
00:13:52,295 --> 00:13:53,415
is the hard part.

391
00:13:53,506 --> 00:13:55,126
(dark music)

392
00:13:55,176 --> 00:13:56,046
They also assume that

393
00:13:56,178 --> 00:13:57,308
the necessary next step

394
00:13:57,388 --> 00:13:59,268
is hiding the evidence,

395
00:13:59,309 --> 00:14:00,559
<i>but it's not.</i>

396
00:14:00,687 --> 00:14:02,687
You can't do it,
not reliably.

397
00:14:02,774 --> 00:14:04,404
♪

398
00:14:04,444 --> 00:14:05,204
You have to come up with

399
00:14:05,321 --> 00:14:06,531
an alternative story

400
00:14:06,574 --> 00:14:08,414
for how this person died.

401
00:14:08,452 --> 00:14:09,582
Needs its own narrative,

402
00:14:09,663 --> 00:14:10,543
its own evidence,

403
00:14:10,582 --> 00:14:12,592
its own culprit.

404
00:14:12,669 --> 00:14:13,419
Takes more effort,

405
00:14:13,462 --> 00:14:14,422
but if you can do it correctly,

406
00:14:14,464 --> 00:14:15,594
it works.

407
00:14:15,717 --> 00:14:18,967
♪

408
00:14:19,098 --> 00:14:20,938
You can do anything,

409
00:14:20,977 --> 00:14:22,097
as long as you don't give people

410
00:14:22,188 --> 00:14:23,188
the time to decide

411
00:14:23,232 --> 00:14:24,232
it's something different

412
00:14:24,359 --> 00:14:25,989
from what
you're telling them it is.

413
00:14:26,112 --> 00:14:26,992
♪

414
00:14:27,073 --> 00:14:31,333
And that...is what makes this...

415
00:14:31,414 --> 00:14:32,584
special.

416
00:14:32,668 --> 00:14:33,588
♪

417
00:14:33,670 --> 00:14:34,800
That makes sense.

418
00:14:34,838 --> 00:14:36,718
♪

419
00:14:36,842 --> 00:14:38,102
I'm not sure it all comes across

420
00:14:38,220 --> 00:14:40,100
in the costume, but...

421
00:14:40,182 --> 00:14:42,102
that makes sense.

422
00:14:42,228 --> 00:14:43,108
[man at bar]
<i>Okay, dude, a toast</i>

423
00:14:43,188 --> 00:14:44,438
<i>to every Friday the 13th movie.</i>

424
00:14:44,482 --> 00:14:45,322
Let's do this.

425
00:14:45,359 --> 00:14:46,569
<i>Friday the 13th.</i>

426
00:14:46,612 --> 00:14:47,492
(mellow music)

427
00:14:47,572 --> 00:14:50,122
<i>‐Friday the 13th Part 2.</i>
<i>‐Part 2.</i>

428
00:14:50,202 --> 00:14:51,872
"Midway upon life's journey,

429
00:14:51,956 --> 00:14:54,746
I found myself
within a forest dark."

430
00:14:54,878 --> 00:14:55,958
♪

431
00:14:56,006 --> 00:14:57,626
"For the straightforward path

432
00:14:57,718 --> 00:14:58,888
had been lost."

433
00:14:59,012 --> 00:15:01,142
[Maggie]
<i>Hm.</i>

434
00:15:01,224 --> 00:15:01,984
Hell's empty

435
00:15:02,018 --> 00:15:03,268
and all the devils are here.

436
00:15:03,395 --> 00:15:06,475
♪

437
00:15:06,527 --> 00:15:08,027
[man at bar]
<i>Jason Takes Manhattan.</i>

438
00:15:08,155 --> 00:15:09,275
♪

439
00:15:09,407 --> 00:15:10,157
Ah...

440
00:15:10,284 --> 00:15:10,914
[man at bar
<i>Aw!</i>

441
00:15:11,036 --> 00:15:11,786
<i>Ew.</i>

442
00:15:11,871 --> 00:15:14,381
(indiscernible chatter)

443
00:15:16,254 --> 00:15:17,344
Are you leaving?

444
00:15:17,381 --> 00:15:19,761
[Wilkes]
<i>I've been promised</i>
<i>a ride to work.</i>

445
00:15:19,845 --> 00:15:22,885
You came with that guy Alan,
right?

446
00:15:23,018 --> 00:15:23,978
<i>He's friends with Jack.</i>

447
00:15:24,020 --> 00:15:24,770
I work for Jack.

448
00:15:24,897 --> 00:15:25,897
Um, he's designing

449
00:15:25,982 --> 00:15:28,112
this horror
virtual reality thing,

450
00:15:28,153 --> 00:15:29,533
and I'm the coder who has to do

451
00:15:29,656 --> 00:15:30,276
all the damn work.

452
00:15:30,366 --> 00:15:31,656
[Maggie]
<i>I‐‐it's really...</i>

453
00:15:31,744 --> 00:15:32,794
<i>really makes you feel good</i>

454
00:15:32,871 --> 00:15:34,671
about those student loan debts.

455
00:15:34,750 --> 00:15:35,380
Worth it.

456
00:15:35,417 --> 00:15:37,627
Um, I can, uh,

457
00:15:37,672 --> 00:15:39,552
get you a car and drive you.

458
00:15:39,676 --> 00:15:45,056
♪

459
00:15:45,187 --> 00:15:46,397
Is anybody expecting you

460
00:15:46,439 --> 00:15:47,899
home tonight, Maggie?

461
00:15:47,943 --> 00:15:49,203
Not a soul.

462
00:15:49,320 --> 00:15:50,910
♪

463
00:15:50,949 --> 00:15:52,029
Well, all right then.

464
00:15:52,076 --> 00:15:55,536
(soft music)

465
00:15:55,667 --> 00:15:56,997
I'll be right back.

466
00:15:58,881 --> 00:16:00,511
<i>[robotic voice]</i>
<i>Make that booty drop.</i>

467
00:16:00,552 --> 00:16:01,932
(cheering and shouting)

468
00:16:02,012 --> 00:16:03,182
<i>♪ Hittin' 'em with</i>
<i>the bass takes patience ♪</i>

469
00:16:03,265 --> 00:16:04,305
<i>♪ I'm only trying</i>
<i>to make some ♪</i>

470
00:16:04,434 --> 00:16:05,944
(percussive party music)

471
00:16:06,062 --> 00:16:07,192
Hey, what's up, girl?

472
00:16:07,273 --> 00:16:08,193
(wolf whistle)

473
00:16:08,316 --> 00:16:09,566
Hey, sexual harassment

474
00:16:09,695 --> 00:16:10,945
is a crime, shithead.

475
00:16:11,072 --> 00:16:12,582
‐Whatever.
‐Criminal!

476
00:16:12,701 --> 00:16:14,201
♪

477
00:16:14,328 --> 00:16:14,908
Hi.

478
00:16:14,955 --> 00:16:16,075
Uh, we're almost ready.

479
00:16:16,207 --> 00:16:18,837
I just‐‐I‐‐the body thing
is huge.

480
00:16:18,921 --> 00:16:20,221
I was just‐‐figured we could use

481
00:16:20,299 --> 00:16:22,339
some help getting it downstairs.

482
00:16:22,470 --> 00:16:24,100
There is no "we."

483
00:16:24,223 --> 00:16:27,733
♪

484
00:16:27,856 --> 00:16:28,566
What?

485
00:16:28,608 --> 00:16:29,738
I agreed to one drink.

486
00:16:29,818 --> 00:16:30,948
I've had three.

487
00:16:30,987 --> 00:16:31,947
Car, now.

488
00:16:31,989 --> 00:16:33,699
[Jack] <i>Dude, chill.</i>
[Alan] <i>What, no.</i>

489
00:16:33,743 --> 00:16:34,753
I already told Maggie

490
00:16:34,870 --> 00:16:35,960
you can borrow my car.

491
00:16:36,039 --> 00:16:37,329
Now come on!

492
00:16:37,458 --> 00:16:39,798
Enjoy yourself for a bit, huh?

493
00:16:39,838 --> 00:16:42,428
♪

494
00:16:42,468 --> 00:16:44,058
Take me to your car now

495
00:16:44,096 --> 00:16:44,966
or I will kill you

496
00:16:45,098 --> 00:16:46,978
at your own party.

497
00:16:47,061 --> 00:16:49,731
<i>(indiscernible lyrics)</i>

498
00:16:49,816 --> 00:16:51,986
You really got
this killer thing down.

499
00:16:52,112 --> 00:16:53,372
You nailed it.

500
00:16:53,490 --> 00:16:54,450
<i>I like it.</i>

501
00:16:54,492 --> 00:16:57,082
(laughing)

502
00:16:57,122 --> 00:16:59,172
All right, all right.

503
00:16:59,293 --> 00:17:00,553
I'll take you downstairs.

504
00:17:00,630 --> 00:17:04,260
But first, shots!

505
00:17:04,303 --> 00:17:07,433
<i>(indiscernible lyrics)</i>

506
00:17:07,561 --> 00:17:09,401
Finally we get to the good shit.

507
00:17:09,438 --> 00:17:10,818
♪

508
00:17:10,942 --> 00:17:12,952
[Nick] <i>Dude, he never</i>
<i>lets anyone in there.</i>

509
00:17:13,029 --> 00:17:14,319
This night's gonna be epic.

510
00:17:14,407 --> 00:17:15,577
<i>Okay?</i>

511
00:17:15,702 --> 00:17:17,292
<i>♪ More scores,</i>
<i>four scores, basic ♪</i>

512
00:17:17,413 --> 00:17:19,673
<i>♪ Livin' in the Porsche could</i>
<i>be cool if I could make it ♪</i>

513
00:17:19,793 --> 00:17:21,423
Hey, don't break anything.

514
00:17:21,547 --> 00:17:23,167
♪

515
00:17:23,258 --> 00:17:25,048
Come on,
one shot won't kill you.

516
00:17:25,137 --> 00:17:26,057
♪

517
00:17:26,180 --> 00:17:27,890
<i>(indiscernible lyrics)</i>

518
00:17:27,934 --> 00:17:29,564
<i>♪ Master Kota</i>
<i>to Master Yoda ♪</i>

519
00:17:29,688 --> 00:17:31,898
<i>♪ The last eloper</i>
<i>for Pastor Proper ♪</i>

520
00:17:31,942 --> 00:17:34,822
♪

521
00:17:34,948 --> 00:17:36,948
<i>♪ Pretty one drags the loot,</i>
<i>the loot's in the back ♪</i>

522
00:17:37,036 --> 00:17:39,036
(pressure releases)

523
00:17:39,081 --> 00:17:40,211
(door closing)

524
00:17:40,334 --> 00:17:42,844
(muted music)

525
00:17:42,922 --> 00:17:43,722
(sniffs)

526
00:17:43,799 --> 00:17:44,549
Mm.

527
00:17:44,593 --> 00:17:46,103
<i>Every single one of those</i>

528
00:17:46,179 --> 00:17:48,559
literally cost
thousands of dollars.

529
00:17:48,601 --> 00:17:50,441
Yeah, I got money

530
00:17:50,479 --> 00:17:51,359
and talent.

531
00:17:51,439 --> 00:17:52,609
(laughing)

532
00:17:52,692 --> 00:17:53,942
(Jack sniffs)

533
00:17:53,986 --> 00:17:57,116
So I'm gonna need
those car keys now.

534
00:17:57,242 --> 00:17:57,872
Yeah, we should probably

535
00:17:57,994 --> 00:17:58,754
<i>get back to the party.</i>

536
00:17:58,829 --> 00:17:59,409
(snorting)

537
00:17:59,455 --> 00:18:00,825
[Jack]
<i>Aw, not yet, guys.</i>

538
00:18:00,958 --> 00:18:02,338
<i>Come on.</i>

539
00:18:02,461 --> 00:18:03,341
(laughs)

540
00:18:03,463 --> 00:18:04,593
Hey.

541
00:18:04,716 --> 00:18:05,296
Hey, where are you going

542
00:18:05,342 --> 00:18:06,972
in such a hurry anyway?

543
00:18:07,054 --> 00:18:07,854
<i>Can we come?</i>

544
00:18:07,931 --> 00:18:08,601
[Nick]
<i>Yo, dude,</i>

545
00:18:08,724 --> 00:18:09,484
this is your party.

546
00:18:09,559 --> 00:18:10,729
<i>You got Sasha Grey DJing.</i>

547
00:18:10,853 --> 00:18:12,363
You can't leave‐‐
he can't leave the party.

548
00:18:12,481 --> 00:18:14,321
I can do whatever I want.

549
00:18:14,360 --> 00:18:17,240
<i>Guys, this‐‐this is what</i>

550
00:18:17,324 --> 00:18:18,624
<i>tonight is all about.</i>

551
00:18:18,703 --> 00:18:20,213
All Hallow's Eve,

552
00:18:20,247 --> 00:18:22,127
the night we put our masks on

553
00:18:22,251 --> 00:18:26,261
<i>and let our dark,</i>
<i>unpredictable sides fly.</i>

554
00:18:26,342 --> 00:18:27,852
(laughing)

555
00:18:27,887 --> 00:18:29,517
<i>This guy, man, look at him.</i>

556
00:18:29,599 --> 00:18:31,229
The costume, woo!

557
00:18:31,269 --> 00:18:32,609
<i>The performance.</i>

558
00:18:32,647 --> 00:18:33,727
I'm telling you, bro,

559
00:18:33,774 --> 00:18:36,864
next level commitment.

560
00:18:36,905 --> 00:18:37,905
(laughing)

561
00:18:37,991 --> 00:18:39,031
Think about it, guys.

562
00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:40,288
<i>How do we usually end</i>
<i>the night?</i>

563
00:18:40,370 --> 00:18:42,000
Me, sittin' at home

564
00:18:42,082 --> 00:18:43,882
watching
<i>Plan 9 from Outer Space,</i>

565
00:18:43,961 --> 00:18:45,211
<i>mixing cocktails,</i>

566
00:18:45,255 --> 00:18:46,755
<i>sending unsolicited dick pics</i>

567
00:18:46,842 --> 00:18:48,142
to Dorothy.

568
00:18:48,261 --> 00:18:49,351
(laughing)

569
00:18:49,388 --> 00:18:52,138
<i>Or, guys, we keep</i>
<i>the party goin', right?</i>

570
00:18:52,227 --> 00:18:53,347
<i>Keep the party goin',</i>

571
00:18:53,396 --> 00:18:54,516
lookin' for somebody,

572
00:18:54,608 --> 00:18:57,148
like this guy right here.

573
00:18:57,237 --> 00:18:59,367
I don't know what's
goin' down tonight,

574
00:18:59,408 --> 00:19:02,368
<i>but I am feeling so,</i>

575
00:19:02,414 --> 00:19:04,544
<i>what's the word?</i>
<i>Alive.</i>

576
00:19:04,669 --> 00:19:06,419
I'm feelin' so alive
right now, guys.

577
00:19:06,548 --> 00:19:07,128
(sniffs)

578
00:19:07,174 --> 00:19:09,554
(soft gurgling)

579
00:19:09,638 --> 00:19:13,808
♪

580
00:19:13,896 --> 00:19:16,436
(beat drops)

581
00:19:16,527 --> 00:19:19,067
Yeah, he, um...

582
00:19:19,156 --> 00:19:20,326
<i>he occasionally, uh...</i>

583
00:19:20,450 --> 00:19:21,700
(clears throat)

584
00:19:21,829 --> 00:19:22,909
does that.

585
00:19:22,997 --> 00:19:24,497
♪

586
00:19:24,543 --> 00:19:25,553
Wait.

587
00:19:25,628 --> 00:19:27,168
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

588
00:19:27,297 --> 00:19:29,677
(soft gurgling)

589
00:19:29,803 --> 00:19:30,933
Whoa.

590
00:19:31,013 --> 00:19:32,813
This animatronic too?

591
00:19:32,934 --> 00:19:34,944
<i>Woo, that is amazing!</i>

592
00:19:35,063 --> 00:19:36,403
♪

593
00:19:36,440 --> 00:19:37,820
Give it a kick, it'll stop.

594
00:19:37,902 --> 00:19:42,452
♪

595
00:19:42,579 --> 00:19:43,709
(sniffs)

596
00:19:43,789 --> 00:19:45,919
♪

597
00:19:45,960 --> 00:19:47,170
You can do better than that.

598
00:19:47,212 --> 00:19:47,922
[Jack]
<i>Oh, really?</i>

599
00:19:47,964 --> 00:19:49,174
All right.

600
00:19:49,216 --> 00:19:50,176
♪

601
00:19:50,218 --> 00:19:51,218
(enthusiastic grunt)

602
00:19:51,345 --> 00:19:53,215
(laughing)

603
00:19:53,349 --> 00:19:55,309
‐Whoa!
<i>‐Whoa!</i>

604
00:19:55,353 --> 00:19:56,233
<i>Shit!</i>

605
00:19:56,314 --> 00:19:58,744
(dark music)

606
00:19:58,861 --> 00:20:00,621
♪

607
00:20:00,740 --> 00:20:01,990
(soft grumbling)

608
00:20:02,117 --> 00:20:04,197
(laughing)

609
00:20:04,330 --> 00:20:05,580
Did I fix it?

610
00:20:05,666 --> 00:20:06,586
I don't know.

611
00:20:06,710 --> 00:20:08,210
♪

612
00:20:08,338 --> 00:20:09,208
Did you?

613
00:20:09,340 --> 00:20:14,940
♪

614
00:20:14,976 --> 00:20:17,976
(muted party music)

615
00:20:18,107 --> 00:20:19,227
Jesus!

616
00:20:19,360 --> 00:20:20,490
‐Shit!
‐That's an actual body!

617
00:20:20,613 --> 00:20:21,453
That's an actual body.

618
00:20:21,489 --> 00:20:22,699
Okay, okay, okay.

619
00:20:22,742 --> 00:20:24,122
That's a dead person for real.

620
00:20:24,244 --> 00:20:25,504
(trembling)

621
00:20:25,581 --> 00:20:28,001
(dramatic music)

622
00:20:28,127 --> 00:20:29,757
♪

623
00:20:29,881 --> 00:20:31,971
Put your fucking hands down.

624
00:20:32,010 --> 00:20:33,010
Sorry.

625
00:20:33,096 --> 00:20:42,406
♪

626
00:20:42,532 --> 00:20:44,742
Ugh, accepting a ride
from strangers

627
00:20:44,786 --> 00:20:46,866
is always such a bad idea.

628
00:20:46,999 --> 00:20:49,249
[Jack]
<i>So, uh...</i>

629
00:20:49,378 --> 00:20:50,458
did you kill this guy?

630
00:20:50,506 --> 00:20:51,626
[Wilkes]
<i>Well, he wasn't dead</i>
<i>a minute ago.</i>

631
00:20:51,717 --> 00:20:54,097
If he is now, then technically

632
00:20:54,138 --> 00:20:55,138
you killed him.

633
00:20:55,223 --> 00:20:56,143
♪

634
00:20:56,225 --> 00:20:56,975
[Nick]
<i>Huh...</i>

635
00:20:57,019 --> 00:20:58,229
Are you, uh, are you a hitman

636
00:20:58,271 --> 00:21:00,151
or something, or...

637
00:21:00,275 --> 00:21:02,275
(muted party music)

638
00:21:02,404 --> 00:21:03,664
[Jack]
<i>Jesus Christ, man.</i>

639
00:21:03,782 --> 00:21:05,292
You can't just kill people!

640
00:21:05,368 --> 00:21:09,788
♪

641
00:21:09,919 --> 00:21:11,049
'Course you can.

642
00:21:11,130 --> 00:21:13,050
(dark music)

643
00:21:13,176 --> 00:21:13,886
(screaming)

644
00:21:13,927 --> 00:21:14,927
Oh shit!

645
00:21:15,013 --> 00:21:17,023
(screaming)

646
00:21:17,059 --> 00:21:18,769
(commotion)

647
00:21:18,812 --> 00:21:21,402
(sobbing)

648
00:21:21,442 --> 00:21:22,652
[Jack]
<i>Oh shit, man!</i>

649
00:21:22,695 --> 00:21:23,695
<i>I was just on VentureBeat's</i>

650
00:21:23,822 --> 00:21:24,782
<i>list of 40 under 40,</i>

651
00:21:24,824 --> 00:21:26,704
I can't die like this!

652
00:21:26,787 --> 00:21:29,537
Okay, what's your name?

653
00:21:29,667 --> 00:21:30,167
Um...

654
00:21:30,293 --> 00:21:31,923
It's Jack, right?

655
00:21:32,005 --> 00:21:33,375
And what do you do, Jack?

656
00:21:33,424 --> 00:21:34,894
Uh, I'm an artist.

657
00:21:34,928 --> 00:21:35,808
(panting)

658
00:21:35,888 --> 00:21:37,308
I have a trust fund, okay?

659
00:21:37,432 --> 00:21:38,182
Please!

660
00:21:38,267 --> 00:21:39,437
And would you define yourself

661
00:21:39,521 --> 00:21:40,821
as "sane"?

662
00:21:40,940 --> 00:21:42,690
I...I...

663
00:21:42,777 --> 00:21:43,947
[Wilkes]
<i>Anything you do other than</i>

664
00:21:44,071 --> 00:21:45,571
eat, sleep, shit, fuck, and kill

665
00:21:45,658 --> 00:21:48,198
is a symptom of insanity.

666
00:21:48,287 --> 00:21:49,917
You see, there was a point

667
00:21:49,958 --> 00:21:51,288
<i>during human evolution</i>

668
00:21:51,335 --> 00:21:52,205
<i>where something,</i>

669
00:21:52,295 --> 00:21:54,465
<i>some neuron pathway misfired,</i>

670
00:21:54,551 --> 00:21:57,061
and we all became self‐aware.

671
00:21:57,097 --> 00:21:58,677
That is to say,

672
00:21:58,725 --> 00:21:59,975
we became insane.

673
00:22:00,103 --> 00:22:00,983
♪

674
00:22:01,105 --> 00:22:04,065
<i>We are balls of flesh and bone</i>

675
00:22:04,111 --> 00:22:05,071
on a rock of ice

676
00:22:05,113 --> 00:22:07,493
spinning through a dark,
random universe

677
00:22:07,618 --> 00:22:09,118
designed only to survive,

678
00:22:09,204 --> 00:22:10,834
but then something happened
in our DNA

679
00:22:10,916 --> 00:22:13,296
where we went,
"Hey, wait, wait, wait.

680
00:22:13,337 --> 00:22:15,217
What if I matter?

681
00:22:15,341 --> 00:22:17,471
<i>What if it's all about me?"</i>

682
00:22:17,597 --> 00:22:19,467
♪

683
00:22:19,559 --> 00:22:21,479
Did you ever watch those, um...

684
00:22:21,563 --> 00:22:23,483
the David Attenborough shows?

685
00:22:23,567 --> 00:22:24,227
Mm.

686
00:22:24,359 --> 00:22:27,239
They're magnificent, right?

687
00:22:27,324 --> 00:22:29,244
Full of death.

688
00:22:29,369 --> 00:22:30,119
And yet in a way,

689
00:22:30,246 --> 00:22:31,876
it makes sense.

690
00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:33,090
And then you try
and watch the news

691
00:22:33,127 --> 00:22:33,877
and it's crazy.

692
00:22:34,004 --> 00:22:35,224
<i>There's no sense at all.</i>

693
00:22:35,256 --> 00:22:36,886
And I will answer
that other question for you.

694
00:22:36,968 --> 00:22:38,758
<i>Does a crazy person know</i>
<i>they're crazy?</i>

695
00:22:38,889 --> 00:22:42,399
Yes, it's called a conscience.

696
00:22:42,479 --> 00:22:44,109
Jiminy Cricket,

697
00:22:44,149 --> 00:22:45,609
that's just the part
of our brains

698
00:22:45,653 --> 00:22:47,243
screaming at the psychic tear

699
00:22:47,280 --> 00:22:48,280
caused by the gulf

700
00:22:48,366 --> 00:22:50,286
between what we are

701
00:22:50,411 --> 00:22:53,211
<i>and what we pretend to be.</i>

702
00:22:53,251 --> 00:22:57,341
♪

703
00:22:57,384 --> 00:22:58,604
You think the world needs

704
00:22:58,637 --> 00:23:00,767
your doodles, artist?

705
00:23:00,891 --> 00:23:01,891
♪

706
00:23:01,977 --> 00:23:03,727
There's no art
in the natural world.

707
00:23:03,772 --> 00:23:06,402
♪

708
00:23:06,528 --> 00:23:07,528
There is murder.

709
00:23:07,613 --> 00:23:08,913
♪

710
00:23:08,991 --> 00:23:09,531
(terrified grunt)

711
00:23:09,659 --> 00:23:10,789
[Wilkes]
<i>Do you really think</i>

712
00:23:10,869 --> 00:23:13,539
<i>it made a difference</i>
<i>to the world</i>

713
00:23:13,667 --> 00:23:15,417
<i>if he lived or died?</i>

714
00:23:15,546 --> 00:23:19,546
♪

715
00:23:19,679 --> 00:23:20,889
That was the most amazing thing

716
00:23:20,931 --> 00:23:22,061
I've ever heard.

717
00:23:22,183 --> 00:23:24,943
♪

718
00:23:25,064 --> 00:23:26,284
Do you know how often

719
00:23:26,317 --> 00:23:28,067
I've wanted to do that
to somebody?

720
00:23:28,195 --> 00:23:30,655
(muted party music)

721
00:23:30,701 --> 00:23:33,331
♪

722
00:23:33,372 --> 00:23:34,292
That's a...

723
00:23:34,416 --> 00:23:36,166
Car keys, now.

724
00:23:36,295 --> 00:23:37,665
Jack,
he's gonna fucking kill us.

725
00:23:37,757 --> 00:23:38,677
‐Uh...
‐He's right.

726
00:23:38,800 --> 00:23:39,550
He is right.

727
00:23:39,677 --> 00:23:41,427
However,
if you agree to help me,

728
00:23:41,556 --> 00:23:43,426
I promise I'll make it quick.

729
00:23:43,518 --> 00:23:45,558
♪

730
00:23:45,647 --> 00:23:46,687
Top drawer.

731
00:23:46,775 --> 00:23:51,445
♪

732
00:23:51,576 --> 00:23:52,696
You.

733
00:23:52,828 --> 00:24:07,858
♪

734
00:24:07,983 --> 00:24:08,993
(alarm blaring)

735
00:24:09,069 --> 00:24:11,699
(robotic demonic laughing)

736
00:24:11,741 --> 00:24:12,831
(evil laughing)

737
00:24:12,868 --> 00:24:15,328
(alarm blaring)

738
00:24:15,456 --> 00:24:16,706
(roaring)

739
00:24:16,835 --> 00:24:18,455
(demonic grunt)

740
00:24:19,423 --> 00:24:21,853
Close the drawer.

741
00:24:21,928 --> 00:24:22,928
(alarm stops)

742
00:24:22,972 --> 00:24:24,062
♪

743
00:24:24,099 --> 00:24:25,979
(heavy thud)

744
00:24:26,061 --> 00:24:28,481
(dark music)

745
00:24:28,608 --> 00:24:34,998
♪

746
00:24:35,121 --> 00:24:36,501
<i>♪ Ah ♪♪</i>

747
00:24:36,624 --> 00:24:37,714
What the hell was that?

748
00:24:37,751 --> 00:24:39,001
I rigged it as an escape route.

749
00:24:39,087 --> 00:24:39,877
I thought it would be a fun way

750
00:24:39,964 --> 00:24:41,264
to impress girls.

751
00:24:41,341 --> 00:24:42,471
[Dorothy]
<i>That is so rapey.</i>

752
00:24:42,511 --> 00:24:43,721
(beep, thud)

753
00:24:43,763 --> 00:24:44,523
[Alan]
<i>Oh my God!</i>

754
00:24:44,640 --> 00:24:45,390
[Dorothy]
<i>Go, go, go, go.</i>

755
00:24:45,517 --> 00:24:46,597
(pounds)

756
00:24:46,644 --> 00:24:48,114
[Jack]
<i>Ah!</i>

757
00:24:48,147 --> 00:24:49,397
‐Jack, Jack, what are you‐‐
‐Jack!

758
00:24:49,525 --> 00:24:50,395
(frustrated grunt)

759
00:24:50,527 --> 00:24:53,027
(percussive party music)

760
00:24:53,115 --> 00:24:56,155
♪

761
00:24:56,246 --> 00:24:57,116
(record scratch)

762
00:24:57,207 --> 00:24:58,497
[shouting]
Stop, stop the music!

763
00:24:58,627 --> 00:25:01,127
<i>Please,</i>
<i>somebody call the police!</i>

764
00:25:01,215 --> 00:25:04,005
One of my guests is
trying to kill us!

765
00:25:04,137 --> 00:25:05,597
(raspy panting)

766
00:25:05,641 --> 00:25:07,851
(cheering)

767
00:25:07,895 --> 00:25:10,645
♪

768
00:25:10,776 --> 00:25:11,856
What the fuck?

769
00:25:11,903 --> 00:25:12,913
Come on!

770
00:25:12,988 --> 00:25:14,908
♪

771
00:25:14,992 --> 00:25:15,912
[Jack]
<i>Jesus Christ.</i>

772
00:25:15,994 --> 00:25:16,914
[Dorothy]
<i>Go, go, go.</i>

773
00:25:17,038 --> 00:25:19,668
(pounding)

774
00:25:23,425 --> 00:25:24,675
♪

775
00:25:24,804 --> 00:25:27,774
(muted cheering)

776
00:25:27,810 --> 00:25:28,900
I didn't know about the drawer,

777
00:25:28,937 --> 00:25:29,767
I swear.

778
00:25:29,814 --> 00:25:31,574
(panting)

779
00:25:31,651 --> 00:25:32,441
(pounds door)

780
00:25:32,528 --> 00:25:34,948
(tense music)

781
00:25:35,074 --> 00:25:37,834
♪

782
00:25:37,913 --> 00:25:39,003
What's wrong with you?

783
00:25:39,040 --> 00:25:47,890
♪

784
00:25:47,933 --> 00:25:49,063
I know Jack.

785
00:25:49,185 --> 00:25:50,555
<i>If there's a shortcut way</i>
<i>out of this room,</i>

786
00:25:50,647 --> 00:25:51,437
<i>it's gonna be revealed</i>

787
00:25:51,524 --> 00:25:52,824
<i>by some smug, nerdy</i>

788
00:25:52,901 --> 00:25:54,701
inside joke onanism.

789
00:25:54,780 --> 00:25:56,200
I can figure it out.

790
00:25:56,283 --> 00:26:05,803
♪

791
00:26:05,844 --> 00:26:06,854
Thank you.

792
00:26:06,971 --> 00:26:09,561
♪

793
00:26:09,602 --> 00:26:10,982
(elevator dings)

794
00:26:11,104 --> 00:26:13,864
♪

795
00:26:13,985 --> 00:26:14,985
(panting)

796
00:26:15,071 --> 00:26:16,111
[Dorothy]
<i>Hurry up, come on!</i>

797
00:26:16,239 --> 00:26:18,999
Guys, what the hell
are we doing, huh?

798
00:26:19,079 --> 00:26:20,329
But why did we take this thing?

799
00:26:20,456 --> 00:26:21,786
[Dorothy]
<i>Dude, this </i>thing
<i>is a person.</i>

800
00:26:21,834 --> 00:26:22,804
[Alan] <i>Dude,</i>
<i>there's probably a reward</i>

801
00:26:22,836 --> 00:26:23,796
<i>out on this guy.</i>

802
00:26:23,838 --> 00:26:25,218
‐What?
‐What?

803
00:26:25,299 --> 00:26:25,969
There's always a reward

804
00:26:26,093 --> 00:26:27,353
when you turn in a murderer.

805
00:26:27,470 --> 00:26:28,600
They're gonna give us
a pile of money.

806
00:26:28,682 --> 00:26:30,562
Everyone's gonna love us.

807
00:26:30,602 --> 00:26:31,562
We're gonna be heroes!

808
00:26:31,604 --> 00:26:32,824
[frustrated Dorothy]
<i>Oh my‐‐what are you,</i>

809
00:26:32,856 --> 00:26:34,356
Dog the Bounty Hunter?

810
00:26:34,442 --> 00:26:35,742
[Alan] <i>Is that not why</i>
<i>you picked it up?</i>

811
00:26:35,821 --> 00:26:36,571
Uh, it is not an it,

812
00:26:36,614 --> 00:26:37,574
it is a person

813
00:26:37,616 --> 00:26:38,696
that might still be alive.

814
00:26:38,743 --> 00:26:39,453
Yeah, but that guy's

815
00:26:39,494 --> 00:26:40,624
gonna want <i>it‐‐</i>

816
00:26:40,706 --> 00:26:42,246
him‐‐back.

817
00:26:42,333 --> 00:26:43,753
<i>Ah!</i>

818
00:26:43,837 --> 00:26:44,877
<i>Wait.</i>

819
00:26:45,005 --> 00:26:48,095
Why is this suddenly
our problem?

820
00:26:48,137 --> 00:26:48,757
Okay.

821
00:26:48,847 --> 00:26:50,217
(Dorothy clears throat)

822
00:26:50,266 --> 00:26:51,266
We're gonna give him to the cops

823
00:26:51,393 --> 00:26:53,273
and then he stops
being our problem.

824
00:26:53,397 --> 00:26:54,397
<i>Okay?</i>

825
00:26:54,525 --> 00:26:55,855
Jack, keys?

826
00:26:55,902 --> 00:26:56,652
What?

827
00:26:56,738 --> 00:26:57,528
You were giving that guy a ride.

828
00:26:57,614 --> 00:26:58,374
[Jack]
<i>Yeah, but he went all psycho</i>

829
00:26:58,407 --> 00:26:59,907
before I could grab the keys.

830
00:27:00,035 --> 00:27:01,495
Then why the fuck
are we down here?

831
00:27:01,539 --> 00:27:02,499
I thought you guys drove!

832
00:27:02,624 --> 00:27:03,504
Oh my God!

833
00:27:03,585 --> 00:27:04,875
Nick drove us, you jackass.

834
00:27:04,962 --> 00:27:06,342
He parked three blocks away.

835
00:27:06,381 --> 00:27:08,011
Okay, so where are his keys?

836
00:27:08,093 --> 00:27:11,023
(dark music)

837
00:27:11,099 --> 00:27:12,729
Aw, shit.

838
00:27:12,770 --> 00:27:22,290
♪

839
00:27:22,371 --> 00:27:23,371
(dings)

840
00:27:23,415 --> 00:27:26,755
♪

841
00:27:26,798 --> 00:27:27,878
(creaking)

842
00:27:27,925 --> 00:27:29,175
♪

843
00:27:29,260 --> 00:27:30,560
He wasn't wrong about you,
was he?

844
00:27:30,680 --> 00:27:31,930
You are a hitman, right?

845
00:27:32,016 --> 00:27:37,436
♪

846
00:27:37,528 --> 00:27:40,408
Could be in here
for a really long time,

847
00:27:40,449 --> 00:27:41,449
<i>you know?</i>

848
00:27:41,577 --> 00:27:50,677
♪

849
00:27:50,762 --> 00:27:51,762
(scoffs)

850
00:27:51,806 --> 00:28:03,076
♪

851
00:28:03,161 --> 00:28:05,291
(mechanical evil laughing)

852
00:28:05,332 --> 00:28:09,592
♪

853
00:28:09,675 --> 00:28:12,095
(stuttering
mechanical evil laughing)

854
00:28:12,179 --> 00:28:14,849
(panting)

855
00:28:14,977 --> 00:28:15,727
(claps)

856
00:28:15,854 --> 00:28:17,114
‐Dude, Uber, right?
‐Yes.

857
00:28:17,231 --> 00:28:18,691
‐Yes.
‐Are you kidding me?

858
00:28:18,735 --> 00:28:19,985
Call 911.

859
00:28:20,112 --> 00:28:21,452
Okay, uh...

860
00:28:21,489 --> 00:28:22,579
Shit, I left my phone upstairs.

861
00:28:22,618 --> 00:28:23,748
[Alan]
<i>Oh my God, okay, fine.</i>

862
00:28:23,870 --> 00:28:24,620
I'll get the car.

863
00:28:24,705 --> 00:28:25,455
No one is gonna let us

864
00:28:25,497 --> 00:28:26,577
get into the car with a body.

865
00:28:26,667 --> 00:28:28,587
[Alan] <i>No, no,</i>
<i>they can be heroes with us.</i>

866
00:28:28,671 --> 00:28:29,801
[Dorothy]
<i>Are you serious?</i>

867
00:28:29,840 --> 00:28:30,840
Look, call the cops.

868
00:28:30,967 --> 00:28:32,927
♪

869
00:28:32,971 --> 00:28:34,471
[Alan]
<i>Uh, wait, wait, wait, wait.</i>

870
00:28:34,600 --> 00:28:35,310
<i>When we came in here,</i>

871
00:28:35,351 --> 00:28:36,231
there were cops outside.

872
00:28:36,353 --> 00:28:38,193
Uh, yes, uh, go, go now.

873
00:28:38,231 --> 00:28:39,321
<i>Go.</i>

874
00:28:39,359 --> 00:28:40,439
(shrieks)

875
00:28:40,486 --> 00:28:42,986
(dramatic music)

876
00:28:43,075 --> 00:28:46,455
♪

877
00:28:46,498 --> 00:28:48,248
[West]
<i>What did you say</i>
<i>you wanted, Randy?</i>

878
00:28:48,335 --> 00:28:49,335
♪

879
00:28:49,379 --> 00:28:51,469
(sighs)

880
00:28:51,509 --> 00:28:53,849
A cinnamon raisin bagel,
toasted,

881
00:28:53,888 --> 00:28:55,268
<i>half butter‐‐half‐‐</i>

882
00:28:55,391 --> 00:28:57,601
<i>otherwise it gets all drippy.</i>

883
00:28:57,646 --> 00:28:59,016
Two creams, two sugars

884
00:28:59,107 --> 00:29:00,277
in the coffee.

885
00:29:00,359 --> 00:29:02,149
<i>Oh, what the hell is this?</i>

886
00:29:04,117 --> 00:29:06,157
Central, this is
Unit 1‐Alpha‐7‐8.

887
00:29:06,287 --> 00:29:08,127
<i>Think I got another</i>
<i>drunk and disorderly.</i>

888
00:29:08,250 --> 00:29:09,840
<i>He's possibly on drugs.</i>

889
00:29:09,878 --> 00:29:10,878
Hey!

890
00:29:11,006 --> 00:29:13,466
<i>‐Please!</i>
‐Definitely on drugs.

891
00:29:13,511 --> 00:29:14,471
Please, I need you.

892
00:29:14,513 --> 00:29:15,773
Hey, what the hell
are you doin'?

893
00:29:15,890 --> 00:29:17,100
[Jack] <i>Jesus Christ,</i>
<i>I'm so happy to see you.</i>

894
00:29:17,143 --> 00:29:18,483
[Randy]
<i>Step back from the window.</i>

895
00:29:18,521 --> 00:29:19,611
<i>Now.</i>

896
00:29:19,648 --> 00:29:21,148
[Jack]
<i>Sir, um,</i>

897
00:29:21,234 --> 00:29:22,494
my friends, they're down there,

898
00:29:22,529 --> 00:29:23,779
and in the building over there.

899
00:29:23,865 --> 00:29:25,275
We‐‐we need‐‐
we need you to come.

900
00:29:25,367 --> 00:29:26,367
I need you to come with me,
please.

901
00:29:26,411 --> 00:29:27,661
Uh huh.

902
00:29:27,748 --> 00:29:28,538
Hey West, I got a couple

903
00:29:28,624 --> 00:29:29,754
of drunks to deal with.

904
00:29:30,920 --> 00:29:32,760
[West]
<i>You need me to come back?</i>

905
00:29:32,799 --> 00:29:35,429
Nah, I got it.

906
00:29:35,513 --> 00:29:37,183
All right, son.

907
00:29:37,308 --> 00:29:38,018
Show me.

908
00:29:38,060 --> 00:29:38,770
[Jack]
<i>Come on, come on, come on!</i>

909
00:29:38,811 --> 00:29:40,191
Please hurry up, come on!

910
00:29:40,272 --> 00:29:41,272
<i>He's coming back!</i>

911
00:29:41,316 --> 00:29:42,816
[Randy]
<i>Okay.</i>

912
00:29:42,903 --> 00:29:45,323
(soft dark music)

913
00:29:45,449 --> 00:29:53,169
♪

914
00:29:53,298 --> 00:29:54,298
(clattering)

915
00:29:54,425 --> 00:29:55,635
♪

916
00:29:55,678 --> 00:29:56,678
[Maggie]
<i>No...</i>

917
00:29:56,806 --> 00:29:59,186
♪

918
00:29:59,310 --> 00:30:00,810
<i>Count of Monte Cristo.</i>

919
00:30:00,897 --> 00:30:03,187
Classic prison escape scene.

920
00:30:03,276 --> 00:30:04,446
Code is probably
the release date

921
00:30:04,571 --> 00:30:05,321
for <i>The Exorcist</i>

922
00:30:05,405 --> 00:30:07,325
or <i>THX1138</i>

923
00:30:07,451 --> 00:30:08,541
or...

924
00:30:08,579 --> 00:30:13,709
♪

925
00:30:13,840 --> 00:30:14,550
<i>Huh.</i>

926
00:30:14,591 --> 00:30:15,551
(clatters)

927
00:30:15,593 --> 00:30:16,853
(beeping)

928
00:30:16,971 --> 00:30:18,351
(pressure releasing)

929
00:30:18,473 --> 00:30:20,063
(creaking)

930
00:30:20,102 --> 00:30:22,312
(percussive party music)

931
00:30:22,356 --> 00:30:24,066
We work pretty well together.

932
00:30:24,110 --> 00:30:25,990
There is no "we."

933
00:30:26,114 --> 00:30:30,084
♪

934
00:30:30,122 --> 00:30:31,462
[Jack]
<i>Guys!</i>

935
00:30:31,584 --> 00:30:32,714
Guys!

936
00:30:32,836 --> 00:30:33,956
‐Oh, yes!
‐Yes, yes, yes!

937
00:30:34,046 --> 00:30:35,586
[Alan laughing]
<i>Yes!</i>

938
00:30:35,717 --> 00:30:36,797
<i>Oh, thank God.</i>

939
00:30:36,844 --> 00:30:38,104
Come on, guys.

940
00:30:38,180 --> 00:30:39,470
Look, I know it's Halloween
and everything,

941
00:30:39,600 --> 00:30:40,480
but you could really
scare the hell

942
00:30:40,560 --> 00:30:41,480
out of somebody
with this thing.

943
00:30:41,604 --> 00:30:42,984
Oh, no, no, please, uh,
we need your help.

944
00:30:43,106 --> 00:30:43,726
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

945
00:30:43,858 --> 00:30:44,858
<i>Stay where you are, miss.</i>

946
00:30:44,985 --> 00:30:45,735
[Jack]
<i>Uh, officer, please‐‐</i>

947
00:30:45,820 --> 00:30:46,610
Hey, stay where you are!

948
00:30:46,697 --> 00:30:47,487
No, no, no, please,

949
00:30:47,574 --> 00:30:48,374
you don't understand.

950
00:30:48,450 --> 00:30:49,580
Command, I got a code 6A,

951
00:30:49,620 --> 00:30:50,580
<i>three intoxicated persons,</i>

952
00:30:50,622 --> 00:30:51,622
<i>one hysterical female.</i>

953
00:30:51,707 --> 00:30:52,367
‐Whoa!
‐What?

954
00:30:52,499 --> 00:30:53,589
You fucking asshole!

955
00:30:53,628 --> 00:30:54,758
Stand down!

956
00:30:54,838 --> 00:30:55,838
Female is possibly armed.

957
00:30:55,882 --> 00:30:56,762
[Dorothy]
<i>Stand down from what,</i>

958
00:30:56,842 --> 00:30:57,382
you fucking moron?

959
00:30:57,510 --> 00:30:58,140
Someone is dead here

960
00:30:58,220 --> 00:30:58,970
and we need your help.

961
00:30:59,013 --> 00:30:59,773
Whoa, whoa, whoa, okay, okay.

962
00:30:59,848 --> 00:31:00,638
It's gettin' away from us here.

963
00:31:00,767 --> 00:31:01,887
<i>I know this doesn't look good.</i>

964
00:31:01,977 --> 00:31:02,727
Just listen to me.

965
00:31:02,771 --> 00:31:04,361
My name is Alan Morgan Adams.

966
00:31:04,398 --> 00:31:05,528
(tense music)

967
00:31:05,652 --> 00:31:07,782
Of the Massachusetts
Morgan Adamses.

968
00:31:07,864 --> 00:31:10,124
Okay, uh, were not the ones
you're looking for.

969
00:31:10,160 --> 00:31:11,790
He is going to be here
any fucking second,

970
00:31:11,830 --> 00:31:12,500
<i>so can we‐‐</i>

971
00:31:12,624 --> 00:31:13,754
No, freeze right now!

972
00:31:13,834 --> 00:31:14,504
No, wait!

973
00:31:14,628 --> 00:31:16,378
Look, it's a real person.

974
00:31:16,507 --> 00:31:21,767
♪

975
00:31:21,892 --> 00:31:23,902
Wait, is that who I think it is?

976
00:31:23,980 --> 00:31:27,030
♪

977
00:31:27,111 --> 00:31:28,611
He's famous.

978
00:31:28,656 --> 00:31:29,406
Yeah.

979
00:31:29,533 --> 00:31:30,793
And rich.

980
00:31:30,868 --> 00:31:32,038
Yeah.

981
00:31:32,162 --> 00:31:33,752
And beautiful.

982
00:31:33,791 --> 00:31:35,041
Yeah.

983
00:31:36,880 --> 00:31:38,630
(soft music)

984
00:31:38,676 --> 00:31:40,426
All right, so wait, just walk‐‐

985
00:31:40,555 --> 00:31:41,675
<i>walk me through</i>
<i>all this again.</i>

986
00:31:41,765 --> 00:31:42,675
[Dorothy]
<i>No, no, you need to call</i>

987
00:31:42,809 --> 00:31:43,519
for backup right now

988
00:31:43,561 --> 00:31:44,561
or we are all going to die.

989
00:31:44,646 --> 00:31:46,066
[Randy]
<i>You tell me who did this.</i>

990
00:31:46,149 --> 00:31:46,819
(elevator dings)

991
00:31:46,900 --> 00:31:48,190
Guys.

992
00:31:48,278 --> 00:31:49,818
(elevator dings)

993
00:31:49,906 --> 00:31:52,036
(tense music)

994
00:31:52,077 --> 00:31:53,327
(clanking)

995
00:31:53,413 --> 00:31:54,923
(elevator dings)

996
00:31:56,044 --> 00:31:59,804
♪

997
00:31:59,885 --> 00:32:01,255
He did it.

998
00:32:01,304 --> 00:32:02,144
Hey.

999
00:32:02,181 --> 00:32:03,061
<i>Hey you, stop right there!</i>

1000
00:32:03,183 --> 00:32:04,443
‐Oh, shit.
‐Freeze!

1001
00:32:04,561 --> 00:32:05,521
Just shoot the bastard!

1002
00:32:05,563 --> 00:32:06,573
Miss, you stay back,

1003
00:32:06,648 --> 00:32:07,818
you let me take care of this.

1004
00:32:07,901 --> 00:32:09,321
♪

1005
00:32:09,403 --> 00:32:10,783
<i>Now this is your last warning.</i>

1006
00:32:10,823 --> 00:32:11,913
[Alan]
<i>What are you doing?</i>

1007
00:32:11,950 --> 00:32:12,910
Do you really think
Chief Wiggum's

1008
00:32:12,952 --> 00:32:14,582
gonna save the day?

1009
00:32:14,706 --> 00:32:16,326
Good point.

1010
00:32:16,417 --> 00:32:18,207
[Randy] <i>Put your hands</i>
<i>where I can see them.</i>

1011
00:32:18,296 --> 00:32:22,096
♪

1012
00:32:22,179 --> 00:32:24,229
<i>I said put your hands up!</i>

1013
00:32:24,308 --> 00:32:25,598
♪

1014
00:32:25,686 --> 00:32:26,476
Ooh, wait.

1015
00:32:26,605 --> 00:32:27,855
Oh God...

1016
00:32:27,982 --> 00:32:29,612
[Randy]
<i>Hey, stop!</i>

1017
00:32:29,694 --> 00:32:31,074
Come on, stop!

1018
00:32:31,114 --> 00:32:33,744
♪

1019
00:32:33,869 --> 00:32:34,829
Hey, hey, hey, hey!

1020
00:32:34,871 --> 00:32:35,581
<i>Don't go anywhere!</i>

1021
00:32:35,623 --> 00:32:37,333
<i>You stop right now!</i>

1022
00:32:37,418 --> 00:32:37,838
(gunshot)

1023
00:32:37,919 --> 00:32:38,799
(Maggie shrieks)

1024
00:32:38,838 --> 00:32:40,838
Ow, oh my‐‐ow!

1025
00:32:40,925 --> 00:32:42,465
What the hell!

1026
00:32:42,595 --> 00:32:43,465
I...

1027
00:32:43,556 --> 00:32:45,976
(dramatic music)

1028
00:32:46,102 --> 00:33:21,262
♪

1029
00:33:21,339 --> 00:33:22,379
[West]
<i>Hey Randy.</i>

1030
00:33:22,466 --> 00:33:24,136
<i>They're out of cinnamon raisin,</i>
<i>buddy.</i>

1031
00:33:24,261 --> 00:33:35,791
♪

1032
00:33:35,868 --> 00:33:37,038
Can you believe that?

1033
00:33:37,120 --> 00:33:38,790
You're a murderer,
they're thieves,

1034
00:33:38,916 --> 00:33:40,126
I'm the one who gets shot.

1035
00:33:40,168 --> 00:33:41,548
♪

1036
00:33:41,672 --> 00:33:42,922
Okay, I can find them.

1037
00:33:43,007 --> 00:33:44,177
I just need a computer.

1038
00:33:44,301 --> 00:33:45,391
<i>If they have a cell phone,</i>

1039
00:33:45,428 --> 00:33:46,428
<i>I can track them.</i>

1040
00:33:46,515 --> 00:33:50,765
♪

1041
00:33:50,815 --> 00:33:51,815
A flesh wound.

1042
00:33:51,900 --> 00:33:54,030
♪

1043
00:33:54,071 --> 00:33:55,071
(tearing fabric)

1044
00:33:55,156 --> 00:34:01,796
♪

1045
00:34:01,878 --> 00:34:04,258
(distant sirens wailing)

1046
00:34:04,383 --> 00:34:05,343
(gasps)

1047
00:34:05,385 --> 00:34:06,255
♪

1048
00:34:06,345 --> 00:34:07,765
‐Mm...
‐Talk and walk.

1049
00:34:07,890 --> 00:34:11,610
♪

1050
00:34:11,648 --> 00:34:13,398
[Dorothy] <i>Okay.</i>
[Alan] <i>Okay.</i>

1051
00:34:13,527 --> 00:34:14,897
[Jack]
<i>Fuck.</i>

1052
00:34:15,030 --> 00:34:17,240
<i>Guys, what the fuck</i>
<i>are we gonna do now?</i>

1053
00:34:17,284 --> 00:34:18,294
[Alan] <i>Oh my God,</i>
<i>I've never been</i>

1054
00:34:18,369 --> 00:34:19,869
this close
to a famous person before.

1055
00:34:19,914 --> 00:34:20,794
♪

1056
00:34:20,875 --> 00:34:22,415
Dude, put that thing down, man!

1057
00:34:22,503 --> 00:34:23,553
No, we're not putting him down!

1058
00:34:23,672 --> 00:34:24,302
<i>Are you kidding me?</i>

1059
00:34:24,423 --> 00:34:25,183
<i>You guys know who this is</i>

1060
00:34:25,300 --> 00:34:26,010
<i>and we get to be the ones</i>

1061
00:34:26,052 --> 00:34:26,682
that rescued him.

1062
00:34:26,762 --> 00:34:27,682
[Dorothy]
<i>Wait a second.</i>

1063
00:34:27,764 --> 00:34:28,314
(grunts)

1064
00:34:28,431 --> 00:34:29,681
Hey, you know what?

1065
00:34:29,809 --> 00:34:30,809
We're not rescuing him

1066
00:34:30,936 --> 00:34:32,396
because he's dead!

1067
00:34:33,441 --> 00:34:34,441
Okay, whatever.

1068
00:34:34,527 --> 00:34:35,817
We need to get off the street,
okay?

1069
00:34:35,905 --> 00:34:36,905
And why couldn't he just kill,

1070
00:34:36,948 --> 00:34:39,408
like, Elijah Wood
or someone small?

1071
00:34:39,453 --> 00:34:41,293
We could just take that.

1072
00:34:41,374 --> 00:34:42,384
[Dorothy]
<i>Yeah, you want to rip off</i>

1073
00:34:42,417 --> 00:34:43,167
<i>a homeless guy?</i>

1074
00:34:43,252 --> 00:34:43,922
Do you want to shoot a puppy

1075
00:34:44,046 --> 00:34:44,796
while we're at it too, hmm?

1076
00:34:44,881 --> 00:34:45,801
[Alan] <i>Oh, I'm sorry,</i>
<i>would you rather</i>

1077
00:34:45,883 --> 00:34:47,053
that the fucking psychopath

1078
00:34:47,135 --> 00:34:48,295
catches up with us, Dot?

1079
00:34:49,557 --> 00:34:50,517
‐Okay, okay.
‐That's right.

1080
00:34:50,559 --> 00:34:51,309
‐Yeah, yeah, yeah.
‐Thank you.

1081
00:34:51,394 --> 00:34:52,564
Yep, right, right, right.

1082
00:34:52,689 --> 00:34:53,689
[Alan]
<i>Okay.</i>

1083
00:34:53,774 --> 00:34:56,664
(grunting)

1084
00:34:56,697 --> 00:34:58,447
Hi, we just need to borrow this.

1085
00:34:58,575 --> 00:35:01,285
Over my dead...

1086
00:35:01,330 --> 00:35:02,330
body.

1087
00:35:02,416 --> 00:35:04,036
Yeah, that, that exactly, yes,
um...

1088
00:35:04,086 --> 00:35:06,586
Uh, that's good enough, right?

1089
00:35:06,675 --> 00:35:07,835
Yup.

1090
00:35:07,969 --> 00:35:08,969
So sorry, we're gonna take
really good care of it.

1091
00:35:09,096 --> 00:35:09,806
Thanks so much.

1092
00:35:09,848 --> 00:35:10,928
Nice to meet you.

1093
00:35:10,975 --> 00:35:12,225
[Jack]
<i>Hey, I know homelessness</i>

1094
00:35:12,352 --> 00:35:13,352
<i>is a complex issue</i>

1095
00:35:13,438 --> 00:35:14,688
<i>that can't be solved</i>
<i>by charity alone,</i>

1096
00:35:14,733 --> 00:35:16,113
so I, uh, I hope this helps

1097
00:35:16,235 --> 00:35:17,855
the situation just a little.

1098
00:35:17,989 --> 00:35:18,869
Sorry, man.

1099
00:35:18,991 --> 00:35:19,701
Thank you.

1100
00:35:19,743 --> 00:35:20,243
God bless you.

1101
00:35:20,326 --> 00:35:21,616
[Dorothy]
<i>Jack, come on!</i>

1102
00:35:21,747 --> 00:35:24,167
(tense music)

1103
00:35:24,209 --> 00:35:25,799
(horn honks)

1104
00:35:25,838 --> 00:35:37,108
♪

1105
00:35:37,194 --> 00:35:38,114
(phone alert)

1106
00:35:38,196 --> 00:36:00,656
♪

1107
00:36:00,741 --> 00:36:01,871
You're very calm

1108
00:36:01,910 --> 00:36:03,040
for someone who's just lost

1109
00:36:03,120 --> 00:36:03,910
the bodily evidence

1110
00:36:03,997 --> 00:36:04,997
that he's a murderer.

1111
00:36:05,083 --> 00:36:06,633
Yes, remind me how
that happened again.

1112
00:36:06,711 --> 00:36:14,101
♪

1113
00:36:14,142 --> 00:36:15,652
This might come in handy.

1114
00:36:15,729 --> 00:36:16,899
♪

1115
00:36:16,982 --> 00:36:19,862
<i>Just doing what you said.</i>

1116
00:36:19,904 --> 00:36:22,914
<i>New evidence, new culprits,</i>

1117
00:36:22,994 --> 00:36:24,254
new narrative, right?

1118
00:36:24,288 --> 00:36:27,288
♪

1119
00:36:27,419 --> 00:36:29,879
(cart rattling)

1120
00:36:29,924 --> 00:36:34,434
♪

1121
00:36:34,559 --> 00:36:35,689
Could you...

1122
00:36:35,811 --> 00:36:37,571
could you just take
that jumpsuit off?

1123
00:36:37,648 --> 00:36:38,818
‐Wait, what, out here?
‐Yes, yes.

1124
00:36:38,901 --> 00:36:40,701
We need somebody to help us,
you guys.

1125
00:36:40,821 --> 00:36:42,781
We're trying to be discreet,
okay,

1126
00:36:42,825 --> 00:36:43,945
and he can see you
from a mile off

1127
00:36:44,077 --> 00:36:45,827
with that, so...

1128
00:36:45,915 --> 00:36:47,245
I could be naked under this.

1129
00:36:47,292 --> 00:36:48,502
<i>Is that discreet?</i>

1130
00:36:48,545 --> 00:36:50,005
♪

1131
00:36:50,048 --> 00:36:51,128
(phone alert)

1132
00:36:51,175 --> 00:36:52,135
♪

1133
00:36:52,177 --> 00:36:53,137
Hey, dude,

1134
00:36:53,179 --> 00:36:54,059
why are you texting me
right now?

1135
00:36:54,139 --> 00:36:55,519
I'm not, I don't have my phone.

1136
00:36:55,559 --> 00:36:57,559
Then what's...

1137
00:36:57,647 --> 00:36:59,437
Oh no.

1138
00:36:59,567 --> 00:37:00,897
[Dorothy]
<i>Alan?</i>

1139
00:37:00,945 --> 00:37:01,945
Uh...

1140
00:37:02,072 --> 00:37:03,832
♪

1141
00:37:03,951 --> 00:37:06,331
[Jack]
<i>Wait, is that the cop?</i>

1142
00:37:06,413 --> 00:37:07,083
[Alan]
<i>Oh shit.</i>

1143
00:37:07,207 --> 00:37:09,167
Dude, he has your fucking phone.

1144
00:37:09,211 --> 00:37:09,961
That's bad, right?

1145
00:37:10,046 --> 00:37:11,166
Wait, I don't get it, why is...

1146
00:37:11,215 --> 00:37:12,335
I‐‐I don't know,

1147
00:37:12,467 --> 00:37:13,967
<i>but I feel like</i>
<i>that can't be good.</i>

1148
00:37:14,054 --> 00:37:14,854
There's, like, emojis.

1149
00:37:14,973 --> 00:37:16,483
[Dorothy]
<i>Are you kidding me?</i>

1150
00:37:16,601 --> 00:37:18,731
He is framing us, hello!

1151
00:37:18,814 --> 00:37:20,444
Fuck!

1152
00:37:20,483 --> 00:37:21,993
‐Fuck, fuck!
‐Shit!

1153
00:37:22,070 --> 00:37:23,110
[Alan]
<i>That's exactly what he's doing.</i>

1154
00:37:23,239 --> 00:37:23,869
<i>Fuck me!</i>

1155
00:37:23,949 --> 00:37:25,369
Oh God, oh my God.

1156
00:37:25,451 --> 00:37:26,581
Fucking be kidding me.

1157
00:37:26,621 --> 00:37:28,121
Fuck my life, shit!

1158
00:37:28,207 --> 00:37:30,457
‐Oh shit.
‐Fuck.

1159
00:37:30,546 --> 00:37:31,586
(gasps)

1160
00:37:31,715 --> 00:37:33,295
<i>Fuck that shit, man!</i>

1161
00:37:33,342 --> 00:37:35,602
<i>Okay, this can't be happening</i>
<i>right now.</i>

1162
00:37:39,062 --> 00:37:39,982
He doesn't know where we are.

1163
00:37:40,064 --> 00:37:40,734
[Alan] <i>That's true.</i>
[Jack] <i>Right?</i>

1164
00:37:40,816 --> 00:37:41,566
That's a good point.

1165
00:37:41,609 --> 00:37:42,489
[Jack]
<i>We can ditch the dead guy</i>

1166
00:37:42,611 --> 00:37:43,611
<i>and just go our separate ways.</i>

1167
00:37:43,739 --> 00:37:44,489
We can leave it anywhere.

1168
00:37:44,615 --> 00:37:46,115
No, that is not a good idea.

1169
00:37:46,243 --> 00:37:47,333
He killed Nick,

1170
00:37:47,370 --> 00:37:48,250
and you stomped on

1171
00:37:48,330 --> 00:37:49,370
this fucking guy's head.

1172
00:37:49,499 --> 00:37:50,749
I am not the one

1173
00:37:50,878 --> 00:37:53,088
who fuckin' brought that lunatic

1174
00:37:53,132 --> 00:37:54,132
<i>into my house.</i>

1175
00:37:54,259 --> 00:37:56,469
Okay, that costume
was amazing.

1176
00:37:56,514 --> 00:37:57,854
‐It wasn't a costume!
‐It wasn't a costume!

1177
00:37:57,892 --> 00:37:59,902
Oh my God, oh my God,
it was Halloween!

1178
00:37:59,979 --> 00:38:01,109
How was I supposed to know?

1179
00:38:01,148 --> 00:38:02,148
<i>Dude, dude, dude,</i>
<i>dude, dude, dude.</i>

1180
00:38:02,275 --> 00:38:03,855
Okay, that dead cop

1181
00:38:03,904 --> 00:38:05,034
took my name, man.

1182
00:38:05,114 --> 00:38:06,494
He radioed in about us.

1183
00:38:06,534 --> 00:38:07,874
[Jack]
<i>You know why?</i>

1184
00:38:07,912 --> 00:38:09,042
<i>Because you're always</i>
<i>throwing your name around.</i>

1185
00:38:09,122 --> 00:38:10,632
<i>Oh, look, you dropped something.</i>

1186
00:38:10,709 --> 00:38:11,379
Your fuckin' name.

1187
00:38:11,460 --> 00:38:12,090
[Alan]
<i>Oh, yeah, that's my fault.</i>

1188
00:38:12,128 --> 00:38:12,878
That's on me, okay.

1189
00:38:12,963 --> 00:38:14,013
[Jack]
<i>Oh yeah, it is.</i>

1190
00:38:14,091 --> 00:38:14,721
<i>You know what?</i>

1191
00:38:14,759 --> 00:38:16,139
Good luck with it.

1192
00:38:16,261 --> 00:38:17,641
I'm fuckin' done.

1193
00:38:17,765 --> 00:38:18,345
<i>‐I'm out.</i>
‐You're done?

1194
00:38:18,390 --> 00:38:19,350
Oh, you're gonna go?

1195
00:38:19,392 --> 00:38:20,732
You're gonna walk away
from here?

1196
00:38:20,771 --> 00:38:22,271
Oh, this is really something

1197
00:38:22,398 --> 00:38:23,398
coming from you.

1198
00:38:23,527 --> 00:38:24,607
Hey, by the way,
quick question.

1199
00:38:24,654 --> 00:38:25,784
How you doin'
with the very first problem

1200
00:38:25,864 --> 00:38:26,914
in your entire life

1201
00:38:27,033 --> 00:38:28,163
that you couldn't just
throw money at, huh?

1202
00:38:28,285 --> 00:38:30,915
<i>How's that goin' for you?</i>

1203
00:38:30,999 --> 00:38:32,169
You didn't mind my money

1204
00:38:32,293 --> 00:38:33,423
<i>when you were hooverin' up</i>

1205
00:38:33,547 --> 00:38:35,257
my fuckin' drugs, right?

1206
00:38:35,299 --> 00:38:36,299
<i>Oh yeah,</i>

1207
00:38:36,385 --> 00:38:37,175
<i>and you were pitchin' me</i>

1208
00:38:37,303 --> 00:38:38,313
<i>your stupid fuckin' apps.</i>

1209
00:38:38,389 --> 00:38:39,559
My stupid fucking apps?

1210
00:38:39,642 --> 00:38:40,692
[Dorothy]
<i>Shut the fuck up,</i>

1211
00:38:40,811 --> 00:38:42,821
<i>both of you, oh my God!</i>

1212
00:38:42,940 --> 00:38:44,400
Nick, Nick is dead

1213
00:38:44,442 --> 00:38:45,192
in your studio.

1214
00:38:45,319 --> 00:38:46,699
The cop, dead in your garage.

1215
00:38:46,781 --> 00:38:49,541
<i>There's photos</i>
<i>on both of your phones.</i>

1216
00:38:53,002 --> 00:38:54,302
All right, maybe if...

1217
00:38:54,379 --> 00:38:57,549
<i>maybe if we just
give the‐‐the body back,</i>

1218
00:38:57,636 --> 00:38:59,136
and I'll say sorry.

1219
00:38:59,181 --> 00:39:00,391
Oh, wake up!

1220
00:39:00,433 --> 00:39:02,063
We know nothing about this guy.

1221
00:39:02,145 --> 00:39:04,015
He has our names,
your address.

1222
00:39:04,065 --> 00:39:05,315
I mean, Alan gave him

1223
00:39:05,443 --> 00:39:06,403
his fucking résumé.

1224
00:39:06,445 --> 00:39:07,775
Okay, we don't need to keep

1225
00:39:07,823 --> 00:39:09,203
putting each other down,
you guys.

1226
00:39:09,326 --> 00:39:10,786
Okay, that psycho,

1227
00:39:10,829 --> 00:39:11,579
he wore gloves.

1228
00:39:11,706 --> 00:39:13,416
Our prints are all over it.

1229
00:39:13,459 --> 00:39:14,459
<i>He's gonna kill us</i>

1230
00:39:14,545 --> 00:39:16,165
<i>whether or not</i>
<i>we have this thing.</i>

1231
00:39:16,215 --> 00:39:17,085
‐It's a person.
<i>‐Oh!</i>

1232
00:39:17,175 --> 00:39:18,715
Fuck all that noise, okay?

1233
00:39:18,803 --> 00:39:20,353
<i>And the cops, when the cops</i>

1234
00:39:20,473 --> 00:39:21,103
<i>come looking for us,</i>

1235
00:39:21,183 --> 00:39:22,313
they're gonna shoot me,

1236
00:39:22,352 --> 00:39:23,192
<i>and then he's gonna lock</i>
<i>you both up.</i>

1237
00:39:23,229 --> 00:39:23,979
Do you want to risk that,

1238
00:39:24,064 --> 00:39:24,944
is that what you want to do?

1239
00:39:24,982 --> 00:39:26,742
Okay!

1240
00:39:26,861 --> 00:39:28,361
What the fuck do we do?

1241
00:39:29,700 --> 00:39:31,080
We make it go away.

1242
00:39:32,998 --> 00:39:35,338
No body, no evidence.

1243
00:39:35,419 --> 00:39:37,589
♪

1244
00:39:37,675 --> 00:39:38,585
We gotta bleach him.

1245
00:39:38,718 --> 00:39:39,928
♪

1246
00:39:39,971 --> 00:39:41,351
Pulverize the teeth.

1247
00:39:41,431 --> 00:39:42,731
Burn off the fingerprints.

1248
00:39:42,851 --> 00:39:44,311
We disfigure the face.

1249
00:39:44,354 --> 00:39:46,114
We melt him down.

1250
00:39:46,233 --> 00:39:46,863
We drain the blood

1251
00:39:46,943 --> 00:39:47,613
and the bodily fluids.

1252
00:39:47,695 --> 00:39:48,695
We mix those with bleach.

1253
00:39:48,738 --> 00:39:50,118
We also bleach the inside.

1254
00:39:50,199 --> 00:39:51,739
We chop him into pieces
small enough

1255
00:39:51,869 --> 00:39:53,119
that they can't be
recognized as human

1256
00:39:53,205 --> 00:39:54,995
in case somebody
finds one of 'em.

1257
00:39:55,084 --> 00:39:56,464
Vinegar to soften the bones.

1258
00:39:56,504 --> 00:39:57,264
We put each part

1259
00:39:57,380 --> 00:39:58,470
in a different plastic bag,

1260
00:39:58,508 --> 00:39:59,468
fill 'em with lye,

1261
00:39:59,510 --> 00:40:01,010
tie the tops, and we bury them

1262
00:40:01,096 --> 00:40:02,886
as far away from each other
as possible.

1263
00:40:02,975 --> 00:40:06,725
♪

1264
00:40:09,154 --> 00:40:11,494
Uh, that is why you're single.

1265
00:40:11,534 --> 00:40:12,544
[Alan]
<i>Oh, okay.</i>

1266
00:40:12,661 --> 00:40:13,541
I'm the only one of us

1267
00:40:13,663 --> 00:40:15,043
that watched <i>Breaking Bad?</i>

1268
00:40:16,251 --> 00:40:17,251
<i>Are you kidding me?</i>

1269
00:40:17,378 --> 00:40:19,838
That show redefined television.

1270
00:40:21,261 --> 00:40:22,891
[Jack]
<i>Okay, uh...</i>

1271
00:40:22,973 --> 00:40:23,643
where exactly are we meant

1272
00:40:23,767 --> 00:40:24,727
to do all this?

1273
00:40:24,769 --> 00:40:25,979
♪

1274
00:40:26,021 --> 00:40:26,771
<i>Hm?</i>

1275
00:40:26,898 --> 00:40:27,728
I don't know, but you know what?

1276
00:40:27,775 --> 00:40:29,025
Not here,
so let's‐‐let's just go.

1277
00:40:29,110 --> 00:40:30,150
Let's go, yeah.

1278
00:40:30,237 --> 00:40:33,157
♪

1279
00:40:33,243 --> 00:40:34,753
[Alan]
<i>Oh, okay, no, I'll get it.</i>

1280
00:40:34,789 --> 00:40:37,289
Thanks, guys,
thanks for all of your help.

1281
00:40:37,377 --> 00:40:38,667
Appreciate it.

1282
00:40:38,755 --> 00:40:40,295
You dumb dicks.

1283
00:40:40,424 --> 00:40:42,554
Son of a bitch.

1284
00:40:42,638 --> 00:40:45,558
(cart rattling)

1285
00:40:45,685 --> 00:40:47,305
(traffic sounds)

1286
00:40:47,438 --> 00:40:56,078
♪

1287
00:40:56,164 --> 00:40:59,054
Why do you have a gun?

1288
00:40:59,170 --> 00:41:00,670
Why wouldn't I?

1289
00:41:00,757 --> 00:41:02,007
What if I go to the movies

1290
00:41:02,051 --> 00:41:03,431
or my local Planned Parenthood

1291
00:41:03,555 --> 00:41:05,425
and some asshole
comes in with a gun

1292
00:41:05,559 --> 00:41:06,559
to shoot everyone?

1293
00:41:06,644 --> 00:41:08,194
Nobody would've
gotten hurt tonight

1294
00:41:08,272 --> 00:41:09,692
if everybody had a gun.

1295
00:41:09,817 --> 00:41:12,567
♪

1296
00:41:12,656 --> 00:41:13,826
I work long hours,

1297
00:41:13,950 --> 00:41:15,540
I go running early.

1298
00:41:15,579 --> 00:41:17,419
It makes me feel safer.

1299
00:41:17,457 --> 00:41:19,707
Have you ever had to use it?

1300
00:41:19,795 --> 00:41:21,465
♪

1301
00:41:21,549 --> 00:41:23,849
I just killed two people
right in front of you.

1302
00:41:23,970 --> 00:41:25,220
I know, who's gonna be next?

1303
00:41:25,306 --> 00:41:26,596
You're not grasping the reality

1304
00:41:26,684 --> 00:41:29,614
of what I'm saying.

1305
00:41:29,732 --> 00:41:31,862
I <i>kill</i> people.

1306
00:41:31,986 --> 00:41:33,986
♪

1307
00:41:34,115 --> 00:41:36,075
You haven't killed me.

1308
00:41:36,119 --> 00:41:53,989
♪

1309
00:41:54,072 --> 00:41:56,872
(siren wailing)

1310
00:41:56,953 --> 00:42:00,133
♪

1311
00:42:00,209 --> 00:42:01,999
Come on.

1312
00:42:02,088 --> 00:42:03,718
Let's get you cleaned up.

1313
00:42:05,135 --> 00:42:11,265
<i>♪ No one knows who I am ♪</i>

1314
00:42:11,356 --> 00:42:16,906
<i>♪ No one knows who I am ♪</i>

1315
00:42:16,993 --> 00:42:22,503
♪ Nobody recognizes me ♪

1316
00:42:22,588 --> 00:42:28,768
<i>♪ No one knows</i>
<i>who I'm supposed to be ♪</i>

1317
00:42:28,850 --> 00:42:30,520
♪

1318
00:42:30,645 --> 00:42:33,985
<i>♪ For Halloween ♪</i>

1319
00:42:34,027 --> 00:42:36,907
<i>(indiscernible lyrics)</i>

1320
00:42:36,991 --> 00:42:39,661
♪

1321
00:42:39,788 --> 00:42:41,628
Uh, Dalmore neat,

1322
00:42:41,667 --> 00:42:43,297
and a slightly burnt, perfect,

1323
00:42:43,378 --> 00:42:44,798
<i>Sipsmith and Cokey martini,</i>

1324
00:42:44,882 --> 00:42:46,302
<i>straight up with a twist,</i>

1325
00:42:46,384 --> 00:42:48,434
<i>12‐year Coal Ila for the scotch.</i>

1326
00:42:48,514 --> 00:42:51,194
♪

1327
00:42:51,311 --> 00:42:52,311
What?

1328
00:42:52,396 --> 00:42:54,686
A drink order shouldn't
have 25 words in it.

1329
00:42:54,818 --> 00:42:55,948
♪

1330
00:42:56,029 --> 00:42:57,659
[reindeer man]
<i>Look at these two.</i>

1331
00:42:57,699 --> 00:43:02,419
♪

1332
00:43:02,542 --> 00:43:03,632
Hold that for a sec.

1333
00:43:03,670 --> 00:43:05,920
Uh, I'm gonna go...

1334
00:43:06,049 --> 00:43:07,049
take care of this.

1335
00:43:07,134 --> 00:43:08,894
That booth when you get back.

1336
00:43:08,930 --> 00:43:10,310
♪

1337
00:43:10,432 --> 00:43:15,322
<i>♪ This year for Halloween ♪</i>

1338
00:43:15,442 --> 00:43:20,082
♪ I'll just be me ♪♪

1339
00:43:20,160 --> 00:43:21,710
Thank you.

1340
00:43:22,582 --> 00:43:24,592
(tense music)

1341
00:43:24,670 --> 00:43:28,680
♪

1342
00:43:28,720 --> 00:43:31,100
(water running)

1343
00:43:31,224 --> 00:43:53,194
♪

1344
00:43:53,226 --> 00:43:54,476
(unzips pants)

1345
00:43:54,563 --> 00:43:57,233
♪

1346
00:43:57,318 --> 00:43:58,698
(zips up pants)

1347
00:43:58,738 --> 00:44:04,118
♪

1348
00:44:04,248 --> 00:44:06,338
Maggie, what are you doing?

1349
00:44:06,377 --> 00:44:09,337
Is this crazy?

1350
00:44:09,383 --> 00:44:11,973
No.

1351
00:44:12,014 --> 00:44:13,894
You don't meet guys
like this every day.

1352
00:44:13,976 --> 00:44:16,766
He's‐‐he's smart, he's strong,

1353
00:44:16,899 --> 00:44:19,149
he's employed.

1354
00:44:19,278 --> 00:44:21,778
He can handle you.

1355
00:44:21,909 --> 00:44:25,039
Timing's a bit off,
but that's okay.

1356
00:44:25,165 --> 00:44:26,995
(exhales)

1357
00:44:27,127 --> 00:44:29,757
Grow through conflict.

1358
00:44:29,883 --> 00:44:39,613
♪

1359
00:44:39,653 --> 00:44:42,033
[Dorothy]
<i>Yeah, yeah, this is it.</i>

1360
00:44:42,157 --> 00:44:42,987
♪

1361
00:44:43,034 --> 00:44:44,414
[Alan]
<i>All right, what now?</i>

1362
00:44:44,495 --> 00:44:45,915
[Dorothy]
<i>Uh, well, padlock is shit,</i>

1363
00:44:45,999 --> 00:44:47,919
<i>and we need</i>
<i>what's in there, so.</i>

1364
00:44:48,003 --> 00:44:56,773
♪

1365
00:44:56,812 --> 00:44:58,942
<i>Never paid for a bike</i>
<i>in my life.</i>

1366
00:44:59,066 --> 00:45:03,826
♪

1367
00:45:03,910 --> 00:45:04,660
(sighs)

1368
00:45:04,703 --> 00:45:06,083
Okay, let's do this.

1369
00:45:06,205 --> 00:45:07,665
(rock music)

1370
00:45:07,751 --> 00:45:15,811
♪

1371
00:45:15,892 --> 00:45:18,312
So this doesn't feel
like much of a plan.

1372
00:45:18,396 --> 00:45:20,816
♪

1373
00:45:20,944 --> 00:45:23,824
[Wilkes]
<i>You said you could track him</i>
<i>with a computer.</i>

1374
00:45:23,908 --> 00:45:26,408
♪

1375
00:45:26,454 --> 00:45:27,964
Can you get into this?

1376
00:45:28,041 --> 00:45:30,211
I'm a data engineer,
not a hacker.

1377
00:45:30,337 --> 00:45:36,727
♪

1378
00:45:36,850 --> 00:45:38,350
Yes.

1379
00:45:38,478 --> 00:45:39,438
Just take me a minute

1380
00:45:39,480 --> 00:45:41,480
<i>to get around</i>
<i>this guy's password.</i>

1381
00:45:41,568 --> 00:45:42,358
(typing)

1382
00:45:42,444 --> 00:45:43,614
<i>Hmm.</i>

1383
00:45:43,698 --> 00:45:46,078
I'm gonna find
those assholes for you.

1384
00:45:46,119 --> 00:45:51,589
♪

1385
00:45:51,714 --> 00:45:53,844
(door opening, bell dings)

1386
00:46:02,484 --> 00:46:03,744
Yeah.

1387
00:46:06,367 --> 00:46:08,367
What?

1388
00:46:08,496 --> 00:46:09,746
Yeah.

1389
00:46:21,732 --> 00:46:23,652
(bucket rattles)

1390
00:46:33,839 --> 00:46:35,339
Is this everything?

1391
00:46:35,383 --> 00:46:37,893
I guess we're about to find out.

1392
00:46:43,776 --> 00:46:45,396
Seriously?

1393
00:46:47,407 --> 00:46:49,907
Don't deny me this, Dorothy.

1394
00:46:50,038 --> 00:46:51,168
Tonight isn't really

1395
00:46:51,290 --> 00:46:52,630
what I was expecting, okay?

1396
00:46:52,669 --> 00:46:54,759
So, yeah,

1397
00:46:54,798 --> 00:46:56,378
I want a machete.

1398
00:46:56,425 --> 00:46:57,505
All right.

1399
00:46:57,554 --> 00:47:01,694
It says we start with the face.

1400
00:47:01,812 --> 00:47:03,312
I still can't believe it's him.

1401
00:47:03,398 --> 00:47:04,778
I know. Doesn't he have

1402
00:47:04,818 --> 00:47:07,068
like 20 million
Twitter followers?

1403
00:47:08,951 --> 00:47:10,661
(clears throat)

1404
00:47:10,705 --> 00:47:12,455
Well...

1405
00:47:12,584 --> 00:47:13,424
(exhales)

1406
00:47:13,544 --> 00:47:14,634
Not anymore.

1407
00:47:14,755 --> 00:47:15,775
(slam)

1408
00:47:18,136 --> 00:47:19,676
[Maggie]
<i>Okay.</i>

1409
00:47:19,764 --> 00:47:21,064
Ah, I'm in.

1410
00:47:21,184 --> 00:47:22,814
<i>You can track pretty much</i>
<i>anybody's smartphone</i>

1411
00:47:22,937 --> 00:47:24,267
<i>as long as a single one</i>
<i>of their apps</i>

1412
00:47:24,315 --> 00:47:26,435
<i>has live location</i>
<i>in the background.</i>

1413
00:47:26,570 --> 00:47:27,570
♪

1414
00:47:27,655 --> 00:47:29,065
Code's running.

1415
00:47:29,200 --> 00:47:33,830
♪

1416
00:47:33,959 --> 00:47:35,209
So I gotta say,

1417
00:47:35,295 --> 00:47:36,585
<i>seeing you do what you do,</i>

1418
00:47:36,673 --> 00:47:38,343
<i>hearing you talk,</i>

1419
00:47:38,426 --> 00:47:39,676
boom.

1420
00:47:39,721 --> 00:47:42,311
Suddenly so much makes sense.

1421
00:47:42,351 --> 00:47:45,191
How?

1422
00:47:45,232 --> 00:47:46,612
I'll answer one of yours

1423
00:47:46,735 --> 00:47:49,695
for each one you answer of mine.

1424
00:47:49,741 --> 00:47:50,621
<i>Come on.</i>

1425
00:47:50,743 --> 00:47:53,253
All the secrets, the deceptions.

1426
00:47:53,373 --> 00:47:55,293
You must be dying
to just talk straight

1427
00:47:55,335 --> 00:47:56,545
to someone.

1428
00:47:56,588 --> 00:47:59,588
♪

1429
00:47:59,678 --> 00:48:00,718
Why are you here?

1430
00:48:00,846 --> 00:48:01,926
Because I wanna be.

1431
00:48:01,974 --> 00:48:03,184
‐Why?
<i>‐Mm‐mm.</i>

1432
00:48:03,226 --> 00:48:05,606
My turn.

1433
00:48:05,690 --> 00:48:07,360
Who paid you?

1434
00:48:07,442 --> 00:48:08,742
I don't know.

1435
00:48:08,862 --> 00:48:10,452
I never meet him.

1436
00:48:10,490 --> 00:48:12,080
♪

1437
00:48:12,119 --> 00:48:13,709
Do you know what
the dark web is?

1438
00:48:13,747 --> 00:48:14,497
[Maggie]
<i>Yes.</i>

1439
00:48:14,624 --> 00:48:15,584
The part of the internet

1440
00:48:15,626 --> 00:48:18,876
that's encrypted
and untraceable...

1441
00:48:18,966 --> 00:48:20,136
where you would go

1442
00:48:20,218 --> 00:48:21,638
if you want someone killed.

1443
00:48:21,722 --> 00:48:22,972
It's one of the many places

1444
00:48:23,016 --> 00:48:25,646
you can go to do that, yes.

1445
00:48:25,730 --> 00:48:27,780
The visible world is so bright

1446
00:48:27,859 --> 00:48:28,859
and reassuring,

1447
00:48:28,902 --> 00:48:31,032
<i>but it needs the dark.</i>

1448
00:48:31,115 --> 00:48:33,035
The man who pays me

1449
00:48:33,119 --> 00:48:35,619
owns the dark.

1450
00:48:35,666 --> 00:48:38,836
You don't know him,
he doesn't know you.

1451
00:48:38,881 --> 00:48:43,261
You get paid in
electronic currency.

1452
00:48:43,348 --> 00:48:47,518
Completely anonymous.

1453
00:48:47,607 --> 00:48:50,357
How much did you get
for the guy in the bag?

1454
00:48:50,403 --> 00:48:53,913
More than anyone, ever.

1455
00:48:53,994 --> 00:48:55,544
And I thought you were hot

1456
00:48:55,623 --> 00:48:58,553
before I knew you were rich.

1457
00:48:58,629 --> 00:48:59,799
(chuckles)

1458
00:48:59,923 --> 00:49:01,683
♪

1459
00:49:01,760 --> 00:49:03,180
Your turn.

1460
00:49:03,262 --> 00:49:05,812
♪

1461
00:49:05,893 --> 00:49:08,403
Do you know why I like
Halloween, Maggie?

1462
00:49:08,439 --> 00:49:09,819
The candy?

1463
00:49:09,943 --> 00:49:13,453
♪

1464
00:49:13,575 --> 00:49:15,575
People.

1465
00:49:15,704 --> 00:49:18,794
They wear masks
their whole lives,

1466
00:49:18,919 --> 00:49:22,679
<i>pretending that life</i>
<i>has meaning.</i>

1467
00:49:22,802 --> 00:49:25,392
When you kill somebody,

1468
00:49:25,432 --> 00:49:27,022
all of that's gone.

1469
00:49:27,060 --> 00:49:28,560
♪

1470
00:49:28,689 --> 00:49:29,939
<i>Halloween is the closest</i>

1471
00:49:30,024 --> 00:49:31,324
<i>people come to admitting</i>

1472
00:49:31,444 --> 00:49:35,544
that we are defined by death.

1473
00:49:35,578 --> 00:49:38,078
How do you come
to do what you do?

1474
00:49:38,166 --> 00:49:39,206
Choose a job you love,

1475
00:49:39,334 --> 00:49:41,054
you never have to work
a day in your life.

1476
00:49:41,088 --> 00:49:42,338
I want that choice.

1477
00:49:42,424 --> 00:49:44,554
<i>Life carries most people along.</i>

1478
00:49:44,596 --> 00:49:45,596
So much happens,

1479
00:49:45,681 --> 00:49:47,731
so little is <i>made</i> to happen.

1480
00:49:47,810 --> 00:49:51,230
<i>But life is consequence.</i>

1481
00:49:51,317 --> 00:49:52,567
You throw a glass, it breaks.

1482
00:49:52,612 --> 00:49:53,862
You cut someone, they bleed.

1483
00:49:53,947 --> 00:49:56,367
You kill someone, they're gone.

1484
00:49:56,452 --> 00:50:02,552
♪

1485
00:50:02,590 --> 00:50:04,800
(Wilkes grunts)

1486
00:50:04,844 --> 00:50:05,854
I was always taught

1487
00:50:05,971 --> 00:50:09,061
that consequences
are to be feared.

1488
00:50:09,102 --> 00:50:12,072
<i>Every decision I make,</i>

1489
00:50:12,108 --> 00:50:13,608
every second of my life

1490
00:50:13,695 --> 00:50:15,615
is based on what someone else
wants or needs,

1491
00:50:15,741 --> 00:50:19,371
it's like a fucking
straitjacket.

1492
00:50:19,456 --> 00:50:21,836
And then there's you,

1493
00:50:21,878 --> 00:50:25,638
<i>saying consequences</i>
<i>are proof of power.</i>

1494
00:50:25,761 --> 00:50:27,601
♪

1495
00:50:27,640 --> 00:50:31,110
You can do anything you want.

1496
00:50:31,146 --> 00:50:32,526
All of it's good, do it.

1497
00:50:32,650 --> 00:50:36,240
Because none of it
means anything.

1498
00:50:36,282 --> 00:50:37,542
[Maggie]
<i>Was it hard</i>

1499
00:50:37,618 --> 00:50:41,378
to kill someone the first time?

1500
00:50:41,500 --> 00:50:42,880
Maggie...

1501
00:50:42,962 --> 00:50:44,842
♪

1502
00:50:44,882 --> 00:50:46,642
None of it's hard.

1503
00:50:46,761 --> 00:50:51,401
♪

1504
00:50:51,521 --> 00:50:55,651
(phone vibrating)

1505
00:50:55,779 --> 00:50:57,159
(phone beeps)

1506
00:50:57,240 --> 00:50:59,910
[man] <i>Dead cops aren't good</i>
<i>for business.</i>

1507
00:50:59,996 --> 00:51:01,626
(upbeat music)

1508
00:51:01,666 --> 00:51:03,166
Find them.

1509
00:51:03,294 --> 00:51:08,184
♪

1510
00:51:08,304 --> 00:51:09,564
(sighs)

1511
00:51:09,682 --> 00:51:11,772
♪

1512
00:51:11,811 --> 00:51:13,771
There was a complication.

1513
00:51:13,815 --> 00:51:14,935
Small.

1514
00:51:15,068 --> 00:51:16,068
[man]
<i>So?</i>

1515
00:51:16,153 --> 00:51:17,073
So nothing.

1516
00:51:17,197 --> 00:51:18,447
I've got it under control.

1517
00:51:18,575 --> 00:51:20,405
[man]
<i>This isn't like you, Wilkes.</i>

1518
00:51:20,453 --> 00:51:22,583
One complicated night
in a decade

1519
00:51:22,667 --> 00:51:24,287
isn't a bad track record.

1520
00:51:24,378 --> 00:51:27,298
[man] <i>I hope you know</i>
<i>where my body is.</i>

1521
00:51:27,425 --> 00:51:29,805
(tense music)

1522
00:51:29,889 --> 00:51:31,639
You're watching me.

1523
00:51:31,685 --> 00:51:32,935
♪

1524
00:51:33,020 --> 00:51:34,690
[man]
<i>Maybe.</i>

1525
00:51:34,774 --> 00:51:36,904
<i>On and off.</i>

1526
00:51:36,945 --> 00:51:40,325
♪

1527
00:51:40,410 --> 00:51:42,080
That wasn't part of the deal.

1528
00:51:42,163 --> 00:51:43,793
[man]
<i>Neither is lying to me.</i>

1529
00:51:43,834 --> 00:51:45,714
♪

1530
00:51:45,838 --> 00:51:47,048
<i>Even great white sharks</i>

1531
00:51:47,090 --> 00:51:49,050
<i>have their predators, Wilkes.</i>

1532
00:51:49,094 --> 00:51:50,224
<i>Two hours.</i>

1533
00:51:50,346 --> 00:51:51,676
<i>Sort your mess out.</i>

1534
00:51:51,725 --> 00:51:53,435
<i>Don't let me down.</i>

1535
00:51:53,477 --> 00:52:08,217
♪

1536
00:52:08,340 --> 00:52:09,680
Fuck me!

1537
00:52:09,719 --> 00:52:11,179
[Alan]
<i>Don't touch your face, Jack.</i>

1538
00:52:11,221 --> 00:52:13,181
It's basically acid.

1539
00:52:13,225 --> 00:52:14,685
Okay.

1540
00:52:14,729 --> 00:52:15,729
What's next?

1541
00:52:15,814 --> 00:52:19,614
[Alan]
<i>Uh, burn off his fingerprints.</i>

1542
00:52:19,697 --> 00:52:21,237
[Dorothy]
<i>You, it's your turn.</i>

1543
00:52:21,366 --> 00:52:22,576
<i>Now, mm‐hmm.</i>

1544
00:52:22,620 --> 00:52:24,620
(tense music)

1545
00:52:24,707 --> 00:52:26,207
♪

1546
00:52:26,251 --> 00:52:27,251
Okay.

1547
00:52:27,378 --> 00:52:34,388
♪

1548
00:52:34,519 --> 00:52:36,229
(blowtorch turns on)

1549
00:52:36,271 --> 00:52:38,781
Ugh, okay.

1550
00:52:38,860 --> 00:52:40,660
Oh.

1551
00:52:40,739 --> 00:52:42,409
Oh, shit.

1552
00:52:42,535 --> 00:52:44,405
The skin is coming off!

1553
00:52:44,496 --> 00:52:46,576
‐Oh, God.
‐Fuck, ahh!

1554
00:52:46,626 --> 00:52:47,956
<i>Okay, ahh!</i>

1555
00:52:48,003 --> 00:52:49,593
<i>Oh, fuck.</i>

1556
00:52:49,632 --> 00:52:50,632
He's leaking.

1557
00:52:50,759 --> 00:52:52,259
He's leaking, he's leaking.

1558
00:52:52,345 --> 00:52:53,385
Okay.

1559
00:52:53,472 --> 00:52:54,772
Oh, God. Oh, God.

1560
00:52:54,892 --> 00:52:56,272
Why isn't Alan

1561
00:52:56,395 --> 00:52:58,525
doing any of this
gross shit, huh?

1562
00:52:58,650 --> 00:53:00,530
<i>He's the one that got us</i>
<i>into this mess.</i>

1563
00:53:00,654 --> 00:53:02,534
[Alan] <i>Hey! One of us</i>
<i>has to keep our eye</i>

1564
00:53:02,616 --> 00:53:04,036
on the bigger picture, okay?

1565
00:53:04,119 --> 00:53:05,539
I will look up the instructions,

1566
00:53:05,622 --> 00:53:07,042
and you two carry them out.

1567
00:53:07,166 --> 00:53:08,126
<i>Thank you.</i>

1568
00:53:08,168 --> 00:53:09,548
Chop, chop.

1569
00:53:09,630 --> 00:53:12,510
♪

1570
00:53:12,553 --> 00:53:14,683
(light music)

1571
00:53:14,807 --> 00:53:18,767
♪

1572
00:53:18,815 --> 00:53:21,315
We need to find that body, now.

1573
00:53:21,403 --> 00:53:22,823
♪

1574
00:53:22,948 --> 00:53:24,158
You said "we."

1575
00:53:24,200 --> 00:53:25,950
♪

1576
00:53:26,079 --> 00:53:27,289
(clears throat)

1577
00:53:27,332 --> 00:53:33,432
♪

1578
00:53:33,553 --> 00:53:34,933
Okay, this is them.

1579
00:53:35,056 --> 00:53:36,306
<i>They're at a hardware store</i>

1580
00:53:36,433 --> 00:53:38,063
<i>10 blocks from here.</i>

1581
00:53:38,187 --> 00:53:41,947
Alan is doing a Google search.

1582
00:53:42,028 --> 00:53:43,528
Trying to destroy a body,

1583
00:53:43,573 --> 00:53:45,953
by the looks of it.

1584
00:53:46,036 --> 00:53:48,286
Now I can tap into
any camera in the area

1585
00:53:48,332 --> 00:53:50,962
with a built‐in sensor
or actuator.

1586
00:53:51,088 --> 00:53:53,048
♪

1587
00:53:53,092 --> 00:53:54,552
<i>There they are.</i>

1588
00:53:54,595 --> 00:53:56,425
♪

1589
00:53:56,473 --> 00:53:57,563
Is this live?

1590
00:53:57,601 --> 00:53:59,311
It was 10 minutes ago.

1591
00:53:59,354 --> 00:54:00,614
<i>If I connect Alan and Jack</i>

1592
00:54:00,732 --> 00:54:01,862
<i>using Find My Friends,</i>

1593
00:54:01,943 --> 00:54:03,743
<i>we can track them</i>
<i>with Jack's phone.</i>

1594
00:54:03,822 --> 00:54:06,122
♪

1595
00:54:06,201 --> 00:54:08,371
Body cam footage
is instantly uploaded

1596
00:54:08,497 --> 00:54:10,667
to a cloud server.

1597
00:54:10,711 --> 00:54:13,341
Can you access that server?

1598
00:54:13,465 --> 00:54:16,595
It'll be traceable
to this computer.

1599
00:54:16,723 --> 00:54:18,983
I'm okay with that.

1600
00:54:19,102 --> 00:54:20,612
Me too.

1601
00:54:20,689 --> 00:54:23,239
Find the video we're in
and delete it.

1602
00:54:23,360 --> 00:54:27,620
♪

1603
00:54:27,745 --> 00:54:30,825
We should send it to them.

1604
00:54:30,876 --> 00:54:33,126
We've already sent the photos.

1605
00:54:33,255 --> 00:54:35,255
<i>Let's have a little fun.</i>

1606
00:54:35,342 --> 00:54:36,512
♪

1607
00:54:36,637 --> 00:54:38,847
(door opens)

1608
00:54:38,892 --> 00:54:40,352
(ominous music)

1609
00:54:40,394 --> 00:54:45,244
♪

1610
00:54:45,279 --> 00:54:46,659
[bartender]
<i>Hey, Officer.</i>

1611
00:54:46,741 --> 00:54:54,631
♪

1612
00:54:54,715 --> 00:54:55,625
[officer
<i>Hey!</i>

1613
00:54:55,759 --> 00:54:57,849
<i>Trick or treat, motherfucker.</i>

1614
00:54:57,888 --> 00:54:59,638
[officer
<i>Yeah, what's up, boy?</i>

1615
00:54:59,767 --> 00:55:02,357
(indiscernible conversation)

1616
00:55:02,396 --> 00:55:04,646
(light music)

1617
00:55:04,735 --> 00:55:06,735
♪

1618
00:55:06,781 --> 00:55:08,661
[Maggie]
<i>You guys look great.</i>

1619
00:55:08,743 --> 00:55:11,043
Dunder Mifflin for the win!

1620
00:55:11,123 --> 00:55:29,033
♪

1621
00:55:29,075 --> 00:55:31,195
(ominous music)

1622
00:55:31,329 --> 00:55:32,829
(phone chimes)

1623
00:55:32,916 --> 00:55:34,546
[Alan]
<i>Oh, shit.</i>

1624
00:55:34,628 --> 00:55:36,758
<i>Oh, shit, get over here.</i>

1625
00:55:36,799 --> 00:55:37,929
<i>Guys.</i>

1626
00:55:38,051 --> 00:55:42,191
♪

1627
00:55:42,310 --> 00:55:43,690
[Dorothy]
<i>Look, we have a dead body here.</i>

1628
00:55:43,813 --> 00:55:44,573
<i>We need your help.</i>

1629
00:55:44,690 --> 00:55:45,900
<i>Someone has been murdered.</i>

1630
00:55:45,942 --> 00:55:47,152
[Alan] <i>Okay, okay,</i>
<i>it's gettin' away from us here.</i>

1631
00:55:47,195 --> 00:55:48,565
<i>This isn't what it</i>
<i>looks like, Officer.</i>

1632
00:55:48,656 --> 00:55:51,036
<i>Just listen to me,</i>
<i>my name is Alan Morgan Adams.</i>

1633
00:55:51,077 --> 00:55:52,827
♪

1634
00:55:52,915 --> 00:55:54,585
What is this guy's problem?

1635
00:55:54,710 --> 00:55:55,920
Oh, my God!

1636
00:55:55,962 --> 00:55:56,962
<i>Oh, my God.</i>

1637
00:55:57,048 --> 00:55:58,428
<i>Oh, my God, oh my God.</i>

1638
00:55:58,467 --> 00:55:59,847
[Jack] <i>Okay, uh...</i>
[Dorothy] Hey, hey.

1639
00:55:59,929 --> 00:56:01,969
[Jack] <i>What do we do?</i>
[Dorothy] Focus, focus, focus.

1640
00:56:02,058 --> 00:56:03,938
[Jack] <i>No, what do we do,</i>
<i>what do we do?</i>

1641
00:56:03,978 --> 00:56:05,728
[Dorothy]
<i>There is no footage</i>
<i>of us killing the cop</i>

1642
00:56:05,857 --> 00:56:07,437
<i>because we didn't</i>
<i>actually do it.</i>

1643
00:56:07,485 --> 00:56:08,855
<i>He's just trying</i>
<i>to freak us out.</i>

1644
00:56:08,947 --> 00:56:09,987
He's trying to make us crack,

1645
00:56:10,115 --> 00:56:11,195
that is all he's doing.

1646
00:56:11,243 --> 00:56:13,373
[Alan] <i>Oh, my God.</i>
[Jack] <i>Yeah, well, it's working.</i>

1647
00:56:13,497 --> 00:56:14,827
I'm cracked.

1648
00:56:14,875 --> 00:56:16,665
Alan, I need you to log on

1649
00:56:16,712 --> 00:56:17,802
to Jack's Apple account,

1650
00:56:17,839 --> 00:56:18,839
Find My iPhone,

1651
00:56:18,925 --> 00:56:20,215
and then delete
all the messages.

1652
00:56:20,302 --> 00:56:21,102
<i>That's it.</i>

1653
00:56:21,221 --> 00:56:24,311
Wait, how do I do any of that?

1654
00:56:24,352 --> 00:56:25,352
[Jack]
<i>Are you kidding me?</i>

1655
00:56:25,479 --> 00:56:26,439
You do it then, Jack!

1656
00:56:26,481 --> 00:56:28,441
‐I don't know how!
‐Exactly!

1657
00:56:28,485 --> 00:56:30,945
[Jack]
<i>I pay nerds to do that for me.</i>

1658
00:56:30,991 --> 00:56:32,491
All right?

1659
00:56:32,619 --> 00:56:35,079
♪

1660
00:56:35,124 --> 00:56:35,964
Maggie.

1661
00:56:36,001 --> 00:56:37,001
<i>Maggie, Maggie's h‐‐</i>

1662
00:56:37,128 --> 00:56:38,008
<i>Maggie's helping him.</i>

1663
00:56:38,130 --> 00:56:39,010
Oh, wait, the blonde

1664
00:56:39,132 --> 00:56:40,132
that was with him tonight?

1665
00:56:40,259 --> 00:56:42,009
Yeah, the one that
was dressed as, um...

1666
00:56:42,138 --> 00:56:43,848
uh, Elsa from <i>Frozen.</i>

1667
00:56:43,891 --> 00:56:44,891
‐Yeah.
<i>‐Wow!</i>

1668
00:56:44,977 --> 00:56:46,727
Marie Antoinette, you dipshit!

1669
00:56:46,772 --> 00:56:48,152
<i>Do you know anything</i>
<i>about anything</i>

1670
00:56:48,233 --> 00:56:50,663
that's not been made
into an action figure?

1671
00:56:50,739 --> 00:56:52,659
I'm so sorry, professor.

1672
00:56:52,743 --> 00:56:53,793
I'm not an expert

1673
00:56:53,911 --> 00:56:55,791
in Civil War history, okay?

1674
00:56:55,915 --> 00:56:56,875
[Alan]
<i>Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait,</i>

1675
00:56:56,917 --> 00:56:57,997
hold on, you guys,
it says here

1676
00:56:58,086 --> 00:57:00,006
the lye is gonna take
like hours to work.

1677
00:57:00,132 --> 00:57:01,842
<i>Oh, shit.</i>
<i>We have to heat it</i>

1678
00:57:01,886 --> 00:57:03,256
to almost a thousand degrees?

1679
00:57:03,347 --> 00:57:04,977
[Dorothy]
<i>You didn't think to tell us that</i>

1680
00:57:05,017 --> 00:57:05,977
before we started?

1681
00:57:06,019 --> 00:57:07,149
You could've looked it up

1682
00:57:07,229 --> 00:57:08,519
your‐fucking‐self, Dot!

1683
00:57:08,608 --> 00:57:10,278
Call me Dot
one more fucking time.

1684
00:57:10,402 --> 00:57:11,282
[Alan]
<i>What you gonna do?</i>

1685
00:57:11,404 --> 00:57:12,664
(Dorothy groans)
[Alan] <i>Do something.</i>

1686
00:57:12,741 --> 00:57:13,911
I surrender and I let go,

1687
00:57:13,993 --> 00:57:15,163
I surrender and I let go.

1688
00:57:15,245 --> 00:57:15,995
[Alan]
<i>Do that.</i>

1689
00:57:16,039 --> 00:57:17,919
<i>Oh! It says here we could also</i>

1690
00:57:18,001 --> 00:57:19,801
burn the entire body,
that would work.

1691
00:57:19,922 --> 00:57:21,512
What website are you on?

1692
00:57:21,550 --> 00:57:22,510
Wikipedia.

1693
00:57:22,552 --> 00:57:23,552
<i>‐(Dorothy laughs)</i>
‐What?

1694
00:57:23,638 --> 00:57:24,558
[Dorothy]
<i>Okay, you know what,</i>

1695
00:57:24,640 --> 00:57:25,680
it's not as if we can start

1696
00:57:25,767 --> 00:57:26,887
a fire in here anyway, so.

1697
00:57:26,936 --> 00:57:28,146
[Alan]
<i>Oh, yeah, actually, never mind</i>

1698
00:57:28,188 --> 00:57:29,188
because it has to be hot enough

1699
00:57:29,315 --> 00:57:30,315
to turn him into ash,

1700
00:57:30,442 --> 00:57:32,202
not just a bubbly stew person.

1701
00:57:32,279 --> 00:57:33,949
That's great.

1702
00:57:34,075 --> 00:57:37,205
[Alan]
<i>So...</i>

1703
00:57:37,289 --> 00:57:39,289
Hospitals, clinics, mortuaries,

1704
00:57:39,377 --> 00:57:40,667
<i>they‐‐they have incinerators.</i>

1705
00:57:40,755 --> 00:57:42,375
<i>My mom, she used to work</i>
<i>at a hospital,</i>

1706
00:57:42,425 --> 00:57:43,675
and they'd also discard

1707
00:57:43,761 --> 00:57:45,311
like the old placentas
and the foreskins and stuff,

1708
00:57:45,431 --> 00:57:46,681
they burn them
at the end of the night.

1709
00:57:46,767 --> 00:57:48,017
[Alan] <i>Right, right, right,</i>
<i>right, right, okay.</i>

1710
00:57:48,061 --> 00:57:49,941
<i>I can work with that.</i>

1711
00:57:50,065 --> 00:57:51,525
Is the real world too gory

1712
00:57:51,569 --> 00:57:52,649
for you, Monster Maker?

1713
00:57:52,696 --> 00:57:53,566
Yes.

1714
00:57:53,698 --> 00:57:55,078
Yes, it is, actually.

1715
00:57:55,200 --> 00:57:56,830
<i>‐That's the whole point.</i>
<i>‐Hold on.</i>

1716
00:57:56,954 --> 00:57:58,334
Would a funeral home work?

1717
00:57:58,457 --> 00:57:59,417
There's one on Hooper Street.

1718
00:57:59,459 --> 00:58:01,169
[Dorothy]
<i>Yes, yeah, that's perfect.</i>

1719
00:58:01,212 --> 00:58:03,802
Uh, I don't know
about that, Dot.

1720
00:58:03,843 --> 00:58:04,723
(gulps)

1721
00:58:04,845 --> 00:58:05,805
‐‐rothy.

1722
00:58:05,847 --> 00:58:07,677
Uh, think about it.

1723
00:58:07,726 --> 00:58:09,556
We already broke
into this building.

1724
00:58:09,605 --> 00:58:10,815
Now you want us to break

1725
00:58:10,857 --> 00:58:11,857
<i>into other buildings?</i>

1726
00:58:11,984 --> 00:58:13,494
<i>There's‐‐there's more bodies.</i>

1727
00:58:13,613 --> 00:58:14,243
Yes!

1728
00:58:14,322 --> 00:58:15,242
The faster that we feed

1729
00:58:15,324 --> 00:58:16,624
this fucker to the incinerator,

1730
00:58:16,702 --> 00:58:18,122
the faster that this is done.

1731
00:58:18,246 --> 00:58:19,366
We take your trust fund money,

1732
00:58:19,499 --> 00:58:20,789
we buy plane tickets to Jamaica,

1733
00:58:20,835 --> 00:58:22,705
and we spend the rest
of our miserable year

1734
00:58:22,839 --> 00:58:23,839
drinking mojitos

1735
00:58:23,925 --> 00:58:26,595
and having threesomes
on the beach.

1736
00:58:26,680 --> 00:58:27,850
Okay, yeah.

1737
00:58:27,974 --> 00:58:29,984
Lead us to a funeral home.

1738
00:58:30,103 --> 00:58:31,313
[Dorothy]
<i>Okay, great.</i>

1739
00:58:31,356 --> 00:58:32,356
Clear your browser history,

1740
00:58:32,483 --> 00:58:33,363
put him back in the cart.

1741
00:58:33,485 --> 00:58:34,855
You, clean this shit up.

1742
00:58:34,988 --> 00:58:36,238
♪

1743
00:58:36,324 --> 00:58:37,374
You know neither one of us

1744
00:58:37,493 --> 00:58:39,003
is gonna be
in that threesome, right?

1745
00:58:39,080 --> 00:58:40,750
Yeah, I know.

1746
00:58:40,833 --> 00:58:42,753
[Dorothy] <i>Now!</i>
[Alan] <i>Yeah, okay.</i>

1747
00:58:42,837 --> 00:58:54,987
♪

1748
00:58:55,028 --> 00:58:57,238
<i>Ah, shit, fuck,</i>
<i>fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.</i>

1749
00:58:57,283 --> 00:59:05,263
♪

1750
00:59:05,382 --> 00:59:07,472
[Dorothy] <i>Come on,</i>
<i>let's cut through here.</i>

1751
00:59:07,512 --> 00:59:28,932
♪

1752
00:59:29,013 --> 00:59:30,563
Can you hurry up?

1753
00:59:30,683 --> 00:59:50,313
♪

1754
00:59:50,430 --> 00:59:53,060
(dramatic music)

1755
00:59:53,186 --> 01:00:49,216
♪

1756
01:00:49,256 --> 01:00:51,636
I don't understand you,

1757
01:00:51,762 --> 01:00:53,102
<i>but I feel like you might be</i>

1758
01:00:53,139 --> 01:00:54,349
<i>the first person I've met</i>

1759
01:00:54,391 --> 01:00:58,531
in a very long time...

1760
01:00:58,651 --> 01:01:00,911
that understands me.

1761
01:01:01,030 --> 01:01:37,310
♪

1762
01:01:37,394 --> 01:01:40,574
After you kill them,

1763
01:01:40,693 --> 01:01:42,323
after tonight,

1764
01:01:42,446 --> 01:01:45,076
you can teach me some things.

1765
01:01:45,201 --> 01:01:47,461
<i>I can teach you some things.</i>

1766
01:01:47,540 --> 01:01:49,670
We can be together,

1767
01:01:49,669 --> 01:01:51,549
just the two of us,

1768
01:01:51,673 --> 01:01:53,803
doing anything we want.

1769
01:01:53,886 --> 01:01:56,766
♪

1770
01:01:56,808 --> 01:01:58,058
(gasps)

1771
01:01:58,144 --> 01:01:59,944
(knife slices)

1772
01:02:00,023 --> 01:02:04,073
♪

1773
01:02:04,198 --> 01:02:05,948
There is no "we."

1774
01:02:06,077 --> 01:02:07,447
(Maggie trembling)

1775
01:02:07,580 --> 01:02:28,710
♪

1776
01:02:28,747 --> 01:02:29,827
(gasps)

1777
01:02:29,874 --> 01:02:51,254
♪

1778
01:02:51,333 --> 01:02:56,223
(Maggie moans)

1779
01:02:56,260 --> 01:03:19,470
♪

1780
01:03:23,607 --> 01:03:25,527
(tense music)

1781
01:03:25,611 --> 01:03:26,861
[Dorothy]
<i>This is it.</i>

1782
01:03:26,905 --> 01:03:28,905
♪

1783
01:03:28,992 --> 01:03:30,662
Let's do this.

1784
01:03:30,788 --> 01:03:31,868
(groaning)

1785
01:03:31,915 --> 01:03:33,495
[man on intercom]
<i>Can I help you, ma'am?</i>

1786
01:03:33,544 --> 01:03:34,884
Um, hi, yes,

1787
01:03:34,921 --> 01:03:36,051
um, we need your help.

1788
01:03:36,132 --> 01:03:37,552
<i>We have a dead body,</i>
<i>and there's this guy,</i>

1789
01:03:37,677 --> 01:03:38,637
and he's trying to kill us‐‐

1790
01:03:38,679 --> 01:03:39,929
[man on intercom]
<i>Please press the button</i>

1791
01:03:40,014 --> 01:03:41,314
<i>before speaking, ma'am.</i>

1792
01:03:41,433 --> 01:03:43,693
Oh, my God!

1793
01:03:43,772 --> 01:03:44,942
We have a dead body,

1794
01:03:45,024 --> 01:03:47,664
someone is trying to kill us.

1795
01:03:47,697 --> 01:03:49,657
<i>Open the fucking door!</i>

1796
01:03:49,701 --> 01:03:52,331
♪

1797
01:03:52,455 --> 01:03:53,825
Oh, come, come.

1798
01:03:53,959 --> 01:03:56,669
♪

1799
01:03:56,798 --> 01:03:57,878
Is that‐‐

1800
01:03:57,925 --> 01:03:59,425
Yeah, yes, yes.

1801
01:03:59,554 --> 01:04:00,764
Well, shit.

1802
01:04:00,806 --> 01:04:03,016
Where are his goddamn teeth?

1803
01:04:03,060 --> 01:04:04,560
♪

1804
01:04:04,647 --> 01:04:05,937
Oh, my God, why does everyone

1805
01:04:06,066 --> 01:04:07,186
keep pulling guns on us?

1806
01:04:07,319 --> 01:04:08,949
[Jack] <i>We don't got time for this,</i>
<i>all right?</i>

1807
01:04:09,031 --> 01:04:10,071
He's gonna kill us.

1808
01:04:10,200 --> 01:04:11,200
Who?

1809
01:04:11,327 --> 01:04:13,287
(dramatic music)

1810
01:04:13,331 --> 01:04:15,341
♪

1811
01:04:15,418 --> 01:04:17,918
(screaming)

1812
01:04:17,965 --> 01:04:19,965
[Jack] <i>Oh, shit, I knew</i>
<i>that was gonna happen!</i>

1813
01:04:20,053 --> 01:04:23,063
(screaming)

1814
01:04:23,100 --> 01:04:25,230
[Dorothy] <i>Get in!</i>
[Jack] <i>I'm coming!</i>

1815
01:04:25,313 --> 01:04:26,443
(shouts)

1816
01:04:26,482 --> 01:04:29,492
♪

1817
01:04:29,614 --> 01:04:31,124
(groans)

1818
01:04:31,200 --> 01:04:34,960
♪

1819
01:04:34,999 --> 01:04:36,709
<i>No. No.</i>

1820
01:04:36,836 --> 01:04:38,336
<i>No, no.</i>

1821
01:04:38,464 --> 01:04:39,974
No!

1822
01:04:40,051 --> 01:04:40,931
I'm sorry, guys.

1823
01:04:40,970 --> 01:04:42,430
I can't fuckin' do this.

1824
01:04:42,472 --> 01:04:44,182
I am out!

1825
01:04:44,226 --> 01:04:45,936
What?

1826
01:04:45,980 --> 01:04:47,940
[Dorothy]
<i>Come back, you asshole!</i>

1827
01:04:47,984 --> 01:04:49,954
[Dorothy] <i>Jack!</i>
[Alan] <i>Fuck!</i>

1828
01:04:49,988 --> 01:04:51,118
Okay.

1829
01:04:51,240 --> 01:04:56,500
♪

1830
01:04:56,584 --> 01:04:58,634
[Alan] <i>Where'd he go?</i>
[Dorothy] <i>I don't know.</i>

1831
01:04:58,714 --> 01:04:59,884
(sighs)

1832
01:05:00,008 --> 01:05:01,888
God, what is my deal?

1833
01:05:02,012 --> 01:05:03,142
I'm sorry, Dorothy.

1834
01:05:03,222 --> 01:05:04,892
I'm sorry I got us into this.

1835
01:05:04,976 --> 01:05:06,516
I'm sorry I'm always
up in everyone's face,

1836
01:05:06,604 --> 01:05:08,404
I'm always pressuring people
into doing shit.

1837
01:05:08,482 --> 01:05:11,032
I'm sorry I can never stop
running my fucking mouth.

1838
01:05:11,155 --> 01:05:12,655
Calm down, it's fine.

1839
01:05:12,783 --> 01:05:14,543
(panting)

1840
01:05:14,662 --> 01:05:16,542
(soft music)

1841
01:05:16,666 --> 01:05:19,376
♪

1842
01:05:19,463 --> 01:05:20,883
Um, what the‐‐

1843
01:05:21,008 --> 01:05:22,258
what the fuck are you doing?

1844
01:05:22,344 --> 01:05:24,104
Somebody's trying
to kill us right now.

1845
01:05:24,139 --> 01:05:25,599
‐Are you‐‐
‐Right, no, I‐‐

1846
01:05:25,642 --> 01:05:26,852
[Dorothy]
<i>Fuck you. Go.</i>

1847
01:05:26,895 --> 01:05:28,515
Go to the incinerator please.

1848
01:05:28,648 --> 01:05:30,488
[Alan]
<i>Yeah, okay.</i>

1849
01:05:30,527 --> 01:05:32,657
(tense music)

1850
01:05:32,782 --> 01:05:33,992
Wait, what am I supposed to do

1851
01:05:34,034 --> 01:05:34,914
once I find it?

1852
01:05:34,994 --> 01:05:36,004
It's an oven, Alan.

1853
01:05:36,038 --> 01:05:37,668
Do you know how
to turn on an oven?

1854
01:05:37,750 --> 01:05:38,920
Uh, okay.

1855
01:05:39,002 --> 01:05:44,812
♪

1856
01:05:44,931 --> 01:05:47,271
[whispering]
Where the fuck are you?

1857
01:05:47,310 --> 01:05:49,060
(panting)

1858
01:05:49,147 --> 01:05:57,037
♪

1859
01:05:57,080 --> 01:05:58,170
Fuck.

1860
01:05:58,207 --> 01:06:00,547
(dramatic music)

1861
01:06:00,629 --> 01:06:02,299
♪

1862
01:06:02,424 --> 01:06:04,184
Good luck getting in here.

1863
01:06:04,302 --> 01:06:18,212
♪

1864
01:06:18,289 --> 01:06:19,579
Fuck!

1865
01:06:19,667 --> 01:06:30,857
♪

1866
01:06:30,981 --> 01:06:33,441
(panting)

1867
01:06:35,616 --> 01:06:36,946
[whispering]
Shit.

1868
01:06:50,687 --> 01:06:52,687
(panting)

1869
01:06:57,576 --> 01:06:59,996
(eerie music)

1870
01:07:00,122 --> 01:07:02,962
♪

1871
01:07:03,003 --> 01:07:04,343
Shit.

1872
01:07:04,381 --> 01:07:16,861
♪

1873
01:07:16,906 --> 01:07:18,536
(gasping)

1874
01:07:18,618 --> 01:07:19,788
♪

1875
01:07:19,870 --> 01:07:21,920
What is wrong with you?

1876
01:07:22,041 --> 01:07:24,091
Keep it together.

1877
01:07:24,129 --> 01:07:26,509
You fuckin' pussy.

1878
01:07:26,593 --> 01:07:28,103
You got this.

1879
01:07:28,137 --> 01:07:30,267
♪

1880
01:07:30,391 --> 01:07:32,021
You got this.

1881
01:07:32,103 --> 01:07:45,803
♪

1882
01:07:45,881 --> 01:07:47,381
[Wilkes]
<i>Jack!</i>

1883
01:07:47,425 --> 01:07:59,945
♪

1884
01:08:00,076 --> 01:08:01,446
[whispering]
Alan!

1885
01:08:01,579 --> 01:08:02,789
(knocking)

1886
01:08:02,831 --> 01:08:07,931
♪

1887
01:08:08,050 --> 01:08:09,430
[Dorothy]
<i>Seriously, that's all you have?</i>

1888
01:08:09,512 --> 01:08:10,932
[Alan] <i>It was all I could find,</i>
<i>Dorothy.</i>

1889
01:08:11,056 --> 01:08:13,096
<i>Oh, my God, you scared</i>
<i>the shit outta me.</i>

1890
01:08:13,227 --> 01:08:14,307
[Dorothy]
<i>Is this it, this is it?</i>

1891
01:08:14,354 --> 01:08:15,734
Yeah, it's gonna take
a minute to heat up.

1892
01:08:15,816 --> 01:08:16,976
We don't have a minute, Alan.

1893
01:08:17,068 --> 01:08:18,488
The son of a bitch
is in the building.

1894
01:08:18,613 --> 01:08:19,873
‐What?
‐Yeah.

1895
01:08:19,990 --> 01:08:20,950
Are you serious?

1896
01:08:20,992 --> 01:08:22,122
It has to get
to like 1400 degrees

1897
01:08:22,245 --> 01:08:23,495
or it's not gonna work.

1898
01:08:23,581 --> 01:08:24,831
<i>Oh, my God.</i>

1899
01:08:24,875 --> 01:08:26,745
<i>Oh, my God,</i>
<i>we're gonna die tonight.</i>

1900
01:08:26,838 --> 01:08:27,838
We're gonna die tonight.

1901
01:08:27,881 --> 01:08:29,221
<i>We're gonna fucking die</i>
<i>tonight.</i>

1902
01:08:29,259 --> 01:08:30,139
No, no, um, um, okay,

1903
01:08:30,261 --> 01:08:31,141
don't check out on me now.

1904
01:08:31,263 --> 01:08:32,273
<i>Just get this thing going,</i>

1905
01:08:32,390 --> 01:08:33,850
<i>I have an idea.</i>

1906
01:08:33,893 --> 01:08:34,903
Oh, fuck.

1907
01:08:35,020 --> 01:08:55,350
♪

1908
01:08:55,394 --> 01:08:56,734
[Jack]
<i>Shit.</i>

1909
01:08:56,773 --> 01:08:59,653
♪

1910
01:08:59,737 --> 01:09:02,527
(wood creaking)

1911
01:09:02,618 --> 01:09:10,258
♪

1912
01:09:10,299 --> 01:09:12,179
Please, God.

1913
01:09:12,303 --> 01:09:14,773
Please let me live.

1914
01:09:14,809 --> 01:09:17,439
Please, little sweet baby Jesus.

1915
01:09:17,523 --> 01:09:19,693
Please let me live.

1916
01:09:19,777 --> 01:09:21,777
I'll give all my money to kids.

1917
01:09:21,823 --> 01:09:23,333
I promise.

1918
01:09:23,408 --> 01:09:25,788
I'll live my life like
it's Christmas every day.

1919
01:09:25,831 --> 01:09:27,041
I'll live my life in the past,

1920
01:09:27,083 --> 01:09:30,173
the present, and the future.

1921
01:09:30,256 --> 01:09:32,676
I will never do any drugs,

1922
01:09:32,761 --> 01:09:35,021
and I won't disrespect women.

1923
01:09:35,057 --> 01:09:37,807
Oh please, sweet Jesus,
let me live.

1924
01:09:37,938 --> 01:09:39,938
(triumphant music)

1925
01:09:40,067 --> 01:09:45,907
♪

1926
01:09:50,045 --> 01:09:51,415
[Jack whispering]
<i>Okay, okay.</i>

1927
01:09:51,464 --> 01:09:53,344
(door creaking open)

1928
01:09:58,688 --> 01:10:00,188
(inhales)

1929
01:10:00,232 --> 01:10:01,692
(footsteps approaching)

1930
01:10:01,736 --> 01:10:04,196
(pounding)

1931
01:10:04,240 --> 01:10:07,620
(footsteps approaching)

1932
01:10:07,748 --> 01:10:10,708
(pounding)

1933
01:10:15,597 --> 01:10:19,857
(loud pounding)

1934
01:10:19,980 --> 01:10:22,990
(footsteps departing)

1935
01:10:27,621 --> 01:10:30,131
(door opening)

1936
01:10:33,967 --> 01:10:35,597
(door closes)

1937
01:10:37,014 --> 01:10:39,734
(relieved exhale)

1938
01:10:53,965 --> 01:10:55,505
(dramatic music)

1939
01:10:55,593 --> 01:10:56,393
(gasps)

1940
01:10:56,469 --> 01:10:58,019
No, no!

1941
01:10:58,140 --> 01:10:59,640
(wailing)

1942
01:10:59,768 --> 01:11:01,348
(squishing)

1943
01:11:01,396 --> 01:11:03,396
(screaming)

1944
01:11:03,483 --> 01:11:31,413
♪

1945
01:11:31,456 --> 01:11:33,796
(machinery whirring)

1946
01:11:33,878 --> 01:11:36,048
(intense music)

1947
01:11:36,174 --> 01:12:01,104
♪

1948
01:12:01,182 --> 01:12:03,232
(knocking)

1949
01:12:03,311 --> 01:12:04,441
(screams)

1950
01:12:04,480 --> 01:12:10,350
♪

1951
01:12:10,345 --> 01:12:11,565
Shit.

1952
01:12:11,569 --> 01:12:18,089
♪

1953
01:12:18,175 --> 01:12:19,085
Ah.

1954
01:12:19,218 --> 01:12:24,558
♪

1955
01:12:24,605 --> 01:12:25,975
Don't worry.

1956
01:12:26,065 --> 01:12:28,315
I'm just gonna take the body,

1957
01:12:28,361 --> 01:12:30,071
and then you can go home.

1958
01:12:30,115 --> 01:12:37,755
♪

1959
01:12:37,881 --> 01:12:39,721
I'm sor‐‐

1960
01:12:39,760 --> 01:12:40,760
<i>I am so sorry,</i>

1961
01:12:40,845 --> 01:12:42,095
I really did think
I could do that

1962
01:12:42,139 --> 01:12:43,979
with a straight face there.

1963
01:12:44,018 --> 01:12:51,908
♪

1964
01:12:51,992 --> 01:12:53,542
Where's the girl?

1965
01:12:53,621 --> 01:13:00,011
♪

1966
01:13:00,133 --> 01:13:02,143
<i>Okay.</i>

1967
01:13:02,263 --> 01:13:03,473
Careful now.

1968
01:13:03,516 --> 01:13:04,636
<i>You don't want to miss me</i>

1969
01:13:04,768 --> 01:13:06,228
<i>and hit your boyfriend there.</i>

1970
01:13:06,271 --> 01:13:09,401
♪

1971
01:13:09,528 --> 01:13:10,608
Fucking shoot him!

1972
01:13:10,655 --> 01:13:12,525
Fucking hold him still!

1973
01:13:12,659 --> 01:13:13,159
(groans)

1974
01:13:13,243 --> 01:13:14,123
<i>Fuck!</i>

1975
01:13:14,161 --> 01:13:33,701
♪

1976
01:13:33,784 --> 01:13:34,794
(screaming)

1977
01:13:34,828 --> 01:13:36,708
Find the goddamn gun!

1978
01:13:36,832 --> 01:13:39,342
♪

1979
01:13:39,378 --> 01:13:40,918
[Dorothy]
<i>I can't reach it!</i>

1980
01:13:41,007 --> 01:13:44,387
♪

1981
01:13:44,430 --> 01:13:46,640
(screaming)

1982
01:13:46,685 --> 01:13:51,815
♪

1983
01:13:51,945 --> 01:13:53,905
(Alan wailing)

1984
01:13:53,949 --> 01:13:59,959
♪

1985
01:14:00,087 --> 01:14:01,207
I got it.

1986
01:14:01,297 --> 01:14:35,367
♪

1987
01:14:35,490 --> 01:14:37,620
(machinery whirring)

1988
01:14:37,745 --> 01:15:15,775
♪

1989
01:15:15,863 --> 01:15:18,873
This is what death
looks like, boy.

1990
01:15:18,911 --> 01:15:23,251
♪

1991
01:15:23,294 --> 01:15:26,434
I hope that one drink
was worth it.

1992
01:15:26,552 --> 01:15:44,802
♪

1993
01:15:44,879 --> 01:15:47,259
How does death look now,
asshole?

1994
01:15:47,301 --> 01:15:50,181
♪

1995
01:15:50,265 --> 01:15:50,925
(gunshot)

1996
01:15:51,058 --> 01:15:53,308
(ricocheting clanks)

1997
01:15:53,396 --> 01:16:03,956
♪

1998
01:16:04,043 --> 01:16:05,463
Huh.

1999
01:16:05,588 --> 01:17:00,868
♪

2000
01:17:00,906 --> 01:17:02,906
(panting)

2001
01:17:03,035 --> 01:17:26,035
♪

2002
01:17:26,165 --> 01:17:27,625
(camera clicks)

2003
01:17:27,668 --> 01:17:29,798
♪

2004
01:17:29,923 --> 01:17:31,183
(phone chimes)

2005
01:17:31,300 --> 01:17:37,940
♪

2006
01:17:38,022 --> 01:17:40,072
(phone ringing)

2007
01:17:40,193 --> 01:17:50,053
♪

2008
01:17:50,171 --> 01:17:51,381
[man]
<i>Jesus Christ.</i>

2009
01:17:51,423 --> 01:17:53,053
<i>I only asked you</i>
<i>to deliver him.</i>

2010
01:17:53,177 --> 01:17:55,807
You said you wanted
to make a statement.

2011
01:17:55,891 --> 01:17:58,191
There's your statement.

2012
01:17:58,312 --> 01:18:00,192
[man]
<i>The money is transferred.</i>

2013
01:18:00,316 --> 01:18:06,076
♪

2014
01:18:06,161 --> 01:18:07,461
I trust if you're satisfied

2015
01:18:07,582 --> 01:18:10,092
we can put tonight's...
difficulties

2016
01:18:10,169 --> 01:18:11,549
behind us.

2017
01:18:11,590 --> 01:18:14,680
[man] <i>Have all the complications</i>
<i>been dealt with?</i>

2018
01:18:14,721 --> 01:18:16,811
No loose ends.

2019
01:18:16,850 --> 01:18:18,190
(gunshot)

2020
01:18:18,227 --> 01:18:20,107
(dramatic music)

2021
01:18:20,189 --> 01:18:21,609
(groans)

2022
01:18:21,735 --> 01:18:34,585
♪

2023
01:18:34,719 --> 01:18:37,099
(triumphant music)

2024
01:18:37,223 --> 01:18:46,493
♪

2025
01:18:46,576 --> 01:18:49,366
[Maggie]
<i>You hear that BS?</i>

2026
01:18:49,498 --> 01:18:51,128
The phone is dead.

2027
01:18:51,210 --> 01:18:53,970
Even the phone is dead!

2028
01:18:54,007 --> 01:18:55,887
I killed you.

2029
01:18:55,970 --> 01:18:56,970
Hell is empty,

2030
01:18:57,013 --> 01:18:59,273
and all the devils are here.

2031
01:18:59,393 --> 01:19:01,523
(groaning)

2032
01:19:01,648 --> 01:19:03,028
I just wanted

2033
01:19:03,150 --> 01:19:06,530
<i>a little bit of what you had.</i>

2034
01:19:06,658 --> 01:19:09,538
But I'm a fast learner.

2035
01:19:09,622 --> 01:19:12,752
<i>Stabbing me wasn't very nice.</i>

2036
01:19:12,837 --> 01:19:15,467
(screaming)

2037
01:19:15,509 --> 01:19:18,009
[Wilkes]
<i>Maggie!</i>

2038
01:19:18,097 --> 01:19:20,097
But can I tell you a secret?

2039
01:19:20,143 --> 01:19:23,653
I'm so happy to be rid
of any delusions.

2040
01:19:23,734 --> 01:19:27,624
♪

2041
01:19:27,658 --> 01:19:29,288
[Wilkes]
<i>No, no.</i>

2042
01:19:29,411 --> 01:19:31,621
(screaming)

2043
01:19:31,666 --> 01:19:50,286
♪

2044
01:19:50,328 --> 01:19:51,708
Costume.

2045
01:19:51,831 --> 01:19:54,421
♪

2046
01:19:54,461 --> 01:19:55,921
Amazeballs.

2047
01:19:56,048 --> 01:20:31,198
♪

2048
01:20:31,243 --> 01:20:33,253
(upbeat electronic music)

2049
01:20:33,372 --> 01:22:30,442
♪


