1 00:00:07,760 --> 00:00:09,200 In the beginning, 2 00:00:09,200 --> 00:00:11,760 there was the heavens and the earth. 3 00:00:11,760 --> 00:00:12,840 And it was green. 4 00:00:14,400 --> 00:00:16,920 And the land was fertile and abundant 5 00:00:16,920 --> 00:00:19,640 with vast forests and millions of trees. 6 00:00:19,640 --> 00:00:20,640 And it was good. 7 00:00:28,040 --> 00:00:30,560 Trees of every sort and variety, 8 00:00:30,560 --> 00:00:31,880 enormous Douglas firs, 9 00:00:33,040 --> 00:00:38,040 mighty oaks, giant redwoods, and fragrant pines. 10 00:00:38,320 --> 00:00:40,400 One could walk for miles under the canopy 11 00:00:40,400 --> 00:00:41,720 of the great woods, 12 00:00:41,720 --> 00:00:44,400 not knowing if it was daylight or twilight. 13 00:00:44,400 --> 00:00:46,360 But that was long ago, 14 00:00:47,280 --> 00:00:51,800 before the invasion and the infestation and the mites. 15 00:01:09,360 --> 00:01:12,400 A plague of misery had befallen us. 16 00:01:12,400 --> 00:01:14,400 We, the chosen people of Earth, 17 00:01:14,400 --> 00:01:17,440 humans were shackled in bondage. 18 00:01:32,360 --> 00:01:34,280 Okay, let's get it moving. 19 00:01:41,040 --> 00:01:42,000 Go on, step up. 20 00:01:47,160 --> 00:01:48,680 Keep moving, move. 21 00:02:31,120 --> 00:02:32,360 You know, I was just wondering. 22 00:02:32,360 --> 00:02:33,520 What now, doctor? 23 00:02:33,520 --> 00:02:35,560 I was just wondering if there were as many doctors 24 00:02:35,560 --> 00:02:37,440 practicing now as when we left. 25 00:02:37,440 --> 00:02:38,920 Why is that, pray tell? 26 00:02:38,920 --> 00:02:41,320 Well, it's the old theory of supply and demand. 27 00:02:41,320 --> 00:02:43,680 I mean, if there are more, then I can't charge as much 28 00:02:43,680 --> 00:02:45,240 'cause the rates go down. 29 00:02:45,240 --> 00:02:47,320 But if there aren't as many, I can charge whatever I want. 30 00:02:47,320 --> 00:02:48,480 Whatever the market will bear. 31 00:02:48,480 --> 00:02:50,800 There is no market, and there are no doctors here, right? 32 00:02:50,800 --> 00:02:52,720 Then my services will be in great demand, won't they? 33 00:02:52,720 --> 00:02:55,360 Hey, civilization has been destroyed. 34 00:02:56,720 --> 00:02:59,200 Why else wouldn't they have made radio contact, huh? 35 00:03:00,080 --> 00:03:02,200 'Cause everything's gone, that's why. 36 00:03:02,200 --> 00:03:04,520 In the 40 years we've been in cryogenic sleep, 37 00:03:04,520 --> 00:03:08,280 the world was been decimated and we're all gonna die. 38 00:03:08,280 --> 00:03:10,020 Boy, did you wake up on the wrong side of the capsule. 39 00:03:09,920 --> 00:03:11,160 Why don't you can it, lieutenant? 40 00:03:11,160 --> 00:03:12,120 Just take a break. 41 00:03:13,200 --> 00:03:14,280 What are you talking about, doc? 42 00:03:14,280 --> 00:03:16,280 Have I told you lately that you look terrific 43 00:03:16,280 --> 00:03:17,360 in a flight suit? 44 00:03:17,360 --> 00:03:19,600 Not in the 20 years since we placed the probe. 45 00:03:19,600 --> 00:03:20,560 Well, you do. 46 00:03:20,560 --> 00:03:22,960 And I won't wait 20 more to tell you that again. 47 00:03:24,800 --> 00:03:25,720 My neck hurts. 48 00:03:25,720 --> 00:03:27,040 You probably slept in the wrong position 49 00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:28,600 for the past five or six years. 50 00:03:28,600 --> 00:03:30,520 Remind me, I'll give you an adjustment. 51 00:03:30,520 --> 00:03:31,600 Where was I? 52 00:03:31,600 --> 00:03:32,760 - Supply and demand. - Ah yes. 53 00:03:32,760 --> 00:03:35,080 Oh brother, here we go again. 54 00:03:35,080 --> 00:03:37,360 Well, come on, astronauts might be a dime a dozen 55 00:03:37,360 --> 00:03:38,160 in the future. 56 00:03:38,160 --> 00:03:40,040 Everyone might have a spaceship in their backyard. 57 00:03:40,040 --> 00:03:43,240 Right, and everyone might have a medical degree too. 58 00:03:43,240 --> 00:03:45,200 The average person might know more about medicine 59 00:03:45,200 --> 00:03:46,000 than you ever learned. 60 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:48,480 Aha, what do you say to that, doctor? 61 00:03:48,480 --> 00:03:50,120 I say that's the way I got it worked out. 62 00:03:50,120 --> 00:03:52,360 My services will be at a high premium. 63 00:03:52,360 --> 00:03:53,200 Okay? 64 00:03:53,200 --> 00:03:56,520 In fact, osteopaths will be in greater demand than MD's. 65 00:03:56,520 --> 00:03:59,640 My current theory is that the world will be a utopia, 66 00:03:59,640 --> 00:04:00,920 excluding MD's, of course, 67 00:04:00,920 --> 00:04:02,840 and I'll be known as The Great Healer. 68 00:04:03,960 --> 00:04:06,160 What, don't you have confidence in my abilities? 69 00:04:06,160 --> 00:04:09,160 No, I don't think it matters what you think. 70 00:04:09,160 --> 00:04:10,880 Nothing ever works out the way it's supposed to. 71 00:04:10,880 --> 00:04:12,960 And neither will any of your theories. 72 00:04:13,840 --> 00:04:15,560 What I think, people, 73 00:04:15,560 --> 00:04:18,200 is that we're all breathing high levels of radiation. 74 00:04:19,640 --> 00:04:21,720 And we'll all be dead by nightfall. 75 00:04:21,720 --> 00:04:23,520 You must be a fun date. 76 00:04:23,520 --> 00:04:25,840 Anyway, in utopia, which is now, 77 00:04:25,840 --> 00:04:28,120 I will be known as The Great Healer. 78 00:04:28,120 --> 00:04:29,760 I'll charge exorbitant fees. 79 00:04:29,760 --> 00:04:32,480 Sickness will be eradicated, and everyone will be happy. 80 00:04:32,480 --> 00:04:34,280 Which leads me to my next theory. 81 00:04:34,280 --> 00:04:37,600 Holy mackerel, this is gonna be a long future. 82 00:04:37,600 --> 00:04:38,480 Zip it, doctor. 83 00:04:47,920 --> 00:04:50,160 Wasn't Portland in the middle of the woods? 84 00:04:51,520 --> 00:04:53,240 Yeah, I thought so. 85 00:04:53,240 --> 00:04:54,680 I told you so. 86 00:04:54,680 --> 00:04:56,440 What else could kill all the trees like that? 87 00:04:56,440 --> 00:04:57,600 It's radiation. 88 00:04:57,600 --> 00:05:00,280 Radiation, we're all getting cancer right now. 89 00:05:00,280 --> 00:05:01,520 I can feel it. 90 00:05:01,520 --> 00:05:02,920 I can feel my skin burning. 91 00:05:02,920 --> 00:05:03,760 Ow. 92 00:05:03,760 --> 00:05:05,040 What did you do that for? 93 00:05:05,040 --> 00:05:06,240 I didn't do anything. 94 00:05:13,680 --> 00:05:14,840 Come on, step up. 95 00:05:14,840 --> 00:05:15,680 Move it. 96 00:05:15,680 --> 00:05:16,760 What the hell is that? 97 00:05:17,760 --> 00:05:18,600 It's utopia. 98 00:05:23,480 --> 00:05:24,520 Let's get the hell out of here. 99 00:05:24,520 --> 00:05:25,360 Yeah. 100 00:05:29,120 --> 00:05:30,960 They sure dress funny. 101 00:05:30,960 --> 00:05:32,240 Yeah. 102 00:05:32,240 --> 00:05:34,440 My name is Captain Chuck Burkes, 103 00:05:34,440 --> 00:05:35,720 United States Air Force. 104 00:05:38,120 --> 00:05:39,200 Greetings. 105 00:05:39,200 --> 00:05:40,240 What did you say? 106 00:05:41,680 --> 00:05:44,240 Uh, greetings. 107 00:05:44,240 --> 00:05:45,040 We're friends. 108 00:05:45,040 --> 00:05:46,280 He did it again. 109 00:05:46,280 --> 00:05:48,000 He sure did. 110 00:05:49,320 --> 00:05:52,000 I don't know where you're from with your funny clothes, 111 00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:54,040 but you don't never talk to us! 112 00:05:54,040 --> 00:05:59,040 Never! 113 00:06:04,040 --> 00:06:04,880 Come on. 114 00:06:10,120 --> 00:06:11,880 Aida, get down. 115 00:06:18,040 --> 00:06:18,880 Get back! 116 00:06:20,840 --> 00:06:23,290 Move it, move it! 117 00:06:23,960 --> 00:06:26,480 Our sense of hope was almost gone. 118 00:06:26,480 --> 00:06:28,760 We had nothing worthwhile to believe in. 119 00:06:28,760 --> 00:06:31,320 But that was all soon to change. 120 00:06:31,320 --> 00:06:33,360 That was the day the doctor appeared. 121 00:06:34,200 --> 00:06:37,720 He came forth from the desert to heal humanity's wounds, 122 00:06:37,720 --> 00:06:41,760 to teach us once again to stand up straight as men, 123 00:06:41,760 --> 00:06:43,316 to set us free. 124 00:06:45,480 --> 00:06:47,080 Come on, move it! 125 00:06:48,320 --> 00:06:49,160 Move! 126 00:06:50,120 --> 00:06:51,000 Do you hear me? 127 00:06:51,000 --> 00:06:52,000 I said move! 128 00:06:52,000 --> 00:06:53,880 Move it, move it! 129 00:06:53,880 --> 00:06:56,120 Move it, move it! 130 00:07:39,280 --> 00:07:40,520 Stop, slaves. 131 00:07:46,760 --> 00:07:48,200 What you got? 132 00:07:48,200 --> 00:07:49,000 18. 133 00:07:55,160 --> 00:07:56,080 A puny lot. 134 00:07:56,080 --> 00:07:58,240 They were strong enough to run through Portland. 135 00:07:58,240 --> 00:07:59,840 They can stack the damn wood. 136 00:08:13,960 --> 00:08:15,960 These ones here are strangely dressed. 137 00:08:15,960 --> 00:08:17,600 Must be from a different district. 138 00:08:17,600 --> 00:08:19,120 A different district? 139 00:08:19,120 --> 00:08:21,280 Wow, that must be good. 140 00:08:21,280 --> 00:08:22,400 We're in luck. 141 00:08:22,400 --> 00:08:24,960 Yeah, let's go tell the mites. 142 00:08:24,960 --> 00:08:25,880 Or should we wait? 143 00:08:25,880 --> 00:08:28,440 Nah, they're not gonna bite our heads off. 144 00:08:30,320 --> 00:08:33,520 Don't you do nothing with these till we get back. 145 00:08:37,000 --> 00:08:38,440 Take these three over to the loading dock 146 00:08:38,440 --> 00:08:40,040 and get 'em working. 147 00:08:45,360 --> 00:08:46,520 Get moving, slaves. 148 00:08:46,520 --> 00:08:47,360 Come on. 149 00:08:49,280 --> 00:08:50,120 Go on. 150 00:08:58,680 --> 00:09:00,280 Come on. 151 00:09:00,280 --> 00:09:01,120 Go on. 152 00:09:43,320 --> 00:09:44,600 You can't stop working. 153 00:09:44,600 --> 00:09:45,920 That holds up the whole show. 154 00:09:45,920 --> 00:09:48,560 Then I get in trouble, so now you're in trouble. 155 00:09:48,560 --> 00:09:49,400 Hey hey! 156 00:09:52,560 --> 00:09:53,640 Get back to work! 157 00:10:02,320 --> 00:10:03,400 Come on, let's go! 158 00:10:03,400 --> 00:10:04,240 Come on! 159 00:10:05,160 --> 00:10:06,000 Move it! 160 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:06,840 Come on. 161 00:10:08,200 --> 00:10:09,040 Come on. 162 00:10:22,720 --> 00:10:23,520 Come on. 163 00:10:27,800 --> 00:10:28,640 Move! 164 00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:36,320 Get going, move! 165 00:11:02,760 --> 00:11:07,760 Come on! 166 00:11:28,640 --> 00:11:29,520 Unmask them. 167 00:11:29,520 --> 00:11:30,480 Unmask them now. 168 00:11:36,400 --> 00:11:38,520 Tell me now, who are you? 169 00:11:39,720 --> 00:11:41,680 I said, tell me now. 170 00:11:41,680 --> 00:11:42,800 Who are you? 171 00:11:42,800 --> 00:11:43,800 Who are you? 172 00:11:43,800 --> 00:11:44,800 Who are you? 173 00:11:44,800 --> 00:11:45,640 Who am I? 174 00:11:45,640 --> 00:11:47,920 I am the leader, the leader of this district. 175 00:11:47,920 --> 00:11:48,760 Leader? 176 00:11:49,680 --> 00:11:50,880 You're not even human. 177 00:11:50,880 --> 00:11:53,280 No, nor would I ever want to be a human. 178 00:11:54,280 --> 00:11:58,280 Now, tell me now what district are you from? 179 00:11:58,280 --> 00:11:59,080 Be quick. 180 00:11:59,080 --> 00:12:00,080 I'm from Michigan. 181 00:12:00,080 --> 00:12:01,160 Michigan. 182 00:12:01,160 --> 00:12:03,920 That is a district quite far away from here. 183 00:12:03,920 --> 00:12:05,160 Where are you from? 184 00:12:05,160 --> 00:12:07,640 Oregon, we are in Oregon. 185 00:12:07,640 --> 00:12:09,960 No no no, you're not from Earth. 186 00:12:09,960 --> 00:12:12,800 What planet are you from? 187 00:12:15,080 --> 00:12:17,880 There, does that help you to understand? 188 00:12:21,640 --> 00:12:22,800 Yeah, that was funny. 189 00:12:23,920 --> 00:12:26,680 Look, I want some answers and I want them now. 190 00:12:26,680 --> 00:12:28,720 What's going on, what are you aliens doing here? 191 00:12:28,720 --> 00:12:31,680 He does not have the respect for his superiors 192 00:12:31,680 --> 00:12:35,000 that all humans naturally come by. 193 00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:37,800 That cannot be allowed, never allowed. 194 00:12:42,280 --> 00:12:43,280 Stop it. 195 00:12:59,040 --> 00:13:03,040 That is our favorite delicacy next to wood. 196 00:13:03,040 --> 00:13:04,560 Never tempt us. 197 00:13:04,560 --> 00:13:06,760 Now, where are you from? 198 00:13:08,560 --> 00:13:10,280 We're astronauts. 199 00:13:10,280 --> 00:13:12,680 We've been in space for 40 years. 200 00:13:12,680 --> 00:13:14,520 We put a probe in deep space. 201 00:13:14,520 --> 00:13:17,600 Yes, we passed this probe on our way here. 202 00:13:17,600 --> 00:13:20,440 We did not stop to check its message. 203 00:13:20,440 --> 00:13:22,840 Do your work well and you will live. 204 00:13:22,840 --> 00:13:24,360 That is your only choice. 205 00:13:51,920 --> 00:13:52,720 Come on! 206 00:14:11,240 --> 00:14:13,520 You're really not from another district? 207 00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:15,080 You're really from outer space? 208 00:14:16,360 --> 00:14:19,040 By Jupiter, that's better than another district. 209 00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:21,360 We done real good. 210 00:14:21,360 --> 00:14:24,440 Yeah, we might get promoted for this. 211 00:14:24,440 --> 00:14:27,200 But you're working for the aliens and against the humans. 212 00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:28,040 Yeah, sure. 213 00:14:28,040 --> 00:14:29,960 It's a lot better than being a slave. 214 00:14:29,960 --> 00:14:32,560 You're not helping things here, you're hurting them. 215 00:14:32,560 --> 00:14:34,000 What do you mean? 216 00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:35,400 I mean, if you're not part of the solution, 217 00:14:35,400 --> 00:14:36,720 you're part of the problem. 218 00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:39,280 Shut up. 219 00:14:48,160 --> 00:14:49,440 Go on, get in there. 220 00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:15,680 What do we do now, lieutenant? 221 00:15:16,600 --> 00:15:18,160 We befriend them. 222 00:15:18,160 --> 00:15:19,120 We get them to trust us. 223 00:15:19,120 --> 00:15:20,240 Ah, good point. 224 00:15:21,880 --> 00:15:22,720 How? 225 00:15:23,680 --> 00:15:25,080 Let's introduce ourselves. 226 00:15:26,440 --> 00:15:27,470 Hi. Hi. 227 00:15:37,800 --> 00:15:38,720 You're doing great. 228 00:15:38,720 --> 00:15:39,640 They love you. 229 00:15:40,720 --> 00:15:43,240 How about this, how about we go sit near the biggest fire. 230 00:15:43,240 --> 00:15:44,320 And if they all run away, 231 00:15:44,320 --> 00:15:45,840 at least we're sitting by the biggest fire. 232 00:15:45,840 --> 00:15:47,600 That's better than your first plan. 233 00:15:58,080 --> 00:15:59,560 Do you mind if we sit down? 234 00:15:59,560 --> 00:16:00,800 You're already sitting. 235 00:16:02,880 --> 00:16:04,000 What's your name? 236 00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:05,640 Jeff, what's yours? 237 00:16:05,640 --> 00:16:07,240 I'm Ivan, and this is Kelly. 238 00:16:08,440 --> 00:16:09,400 What do you want? 239 00:16:10,280 --> 00:16:11,600 Some food would be nice. 240 00:16:11,600 --> 00:16:13,200 It's all gone. 241 00:16:13,200 --> 00:16:14,560 Where are you from? 242 00:16:14,560 --> 00:16:16,200 Well, we're astronauts. 243 00:16:16,200 --> 00:16:17,960 We just came back from a space mission. 244 00:16:17,960 --> 00:16:19,480 We've been gone for 40 years. 245 00:16:19,480 --> 00:16:20,480 The probe mission. 246 00:16:22,080 --> 00:16:23,480 Yeah, how'd you know? 247 00:16:23,480 --> 00:16:25,240 It says so on your uniforms. 248 00:16:27,720 --> 00:16:30,400 I remember when the probe mission was going on. 249 00:16:30,400 --> 00:16:32,360 I was pretty young at the time. 250 00:16:32,360 --> 00:16:33,440 Really? 251 00:16:33,440 --> 00:16:35,280 Yeah, before the invasion. 252 00:16:35,280 --> 00:16:37,640 When exactly was the invasion? 253 00:16:37,640 --> 00:16:39,640 Oh, 20 years ago now. 254 00:16:39,640 --> 00:16:42,440 I'm one from the few left that still counts the time. 255 00:16:43,320 --> 00:16:45,080 What are these aliens doing here? 256 00:16:46,280 --> 00:16:47,120 Wood. 257 00:16:48,160 --> 00:16:49,880 They're here for wood? 258 00:16:49,880 --> 00:16:51,080 Uh huh. 259 00:16:51,080 --> 00:16:53,680 It's like gold or diamonds to them. 260 00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:55,880 I guess their planet don't have no wood. 261 00:16:55,880 --> 00:16:57,920 They ship it back for profit. 262 00:16:57,920 --> 00:16:59,280 Supply and demand, you know? 263 00:16:59,280 --> 00:17:01,280 Oh, I'm familiar with that theory, 264 00:17:01,280 --> 00:17:02,520 and it's a very good one. 265 00:17:02,520 --> 00:17:05,520 Yep, wood's what this whole damn thing's about. 266 00:17:05,520 --> 00:17:06,600 Who'd have thunk it? 267 00:17:06,600 --> 00:17:07,560 They eat it too. 268 00:17:08,640 --> 00:17:10,080 - Who's that? - That's Alex. 269 00:17:10,080 --> 00:17:11,360 He's a real bright kid. 270 00:17:11,360 --> 00:17:14,000 Got a pencil and paper and knows how to write. 271 00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:15,480 I taught him. 272 00:17:15,480 --> 00:17:16,880 Go ahead, show 'em. 273 00:17:18,240 --> 00:17:21,240 He lost a finger today, so he's a little shy. 274 00:17:22,200 --> 00:17:24,040 What's with all the fingers? 275 00:17:24,040 --> 00:17:26,160 Every time you escape and get caught, 276 00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:28,040 you lose a finger. 277 00:17:29,200 --> 00:17:30,320 Yeah well, you lose any more, 278 00:17:30,320 --> 00:17:32,880 you're gonna be scratching your ass with a wooden spoon. 279 00:17:32,880 --> 00:17:35,960 When I lose enough of them, I can't work. 280 00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:37,960 Then you're dead. 281 00:17:41,720 --> 00:17:42,840 Let me see your hand. 282 00:17:42,840 --> 00:17:44,240 Go on, show him your hand. 283 00:17:55,760 --> 00:17:57,960 Anyway, the aliens got camps like this 284 00:17:57,960 --> 00:17:59,960 in every wooded parts of the world. 285 00:17:59,960 --> 00:18:01,200 They're slowly but surely 286 00:18:01,200 --> 00:18:03,320 stripping all the trees on Earth. 287 00:18:03,320 --> 00:18:05,680 And they ain't planting any new ones. 288 00:18:05,680 --> 00:18:07,120 How'd it happen? 289 00:18:07,120 --> 00:18:09,880 They dropped bombs before they got here. 290 00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:11,360 Kinda like neutron bombs, 291 00:18:11,360 --> 00:18:13,840 killed the people, but didn't hurt the trees. 292 00:18:13,840 --> 00:18:16,680 Then they landed and executed most everyone else, 293 00:18:16,680 --> 00:18:20,160 except for the few they put to work in the mills, like me. 294 00:18:20,160 --> 00:18:21,960 I'm the oldest one here. 295 00:18:21,960 --> 00:18:23,600 How old are you? 296 00:18:23,600 --> 00:18:26,120 Oh, I guess I'm just 35 now. 297 00:18:27,240 --> 00:18:29,520 Very few make it to my age. 298 00:18:29,520 --> 00:18:30,960 The work kills them. 299 00:18:30,960 --> 00:18:32,120 I like to work, though. 300 00:18:33,200 --> 00:18:34,680 It keeps me young. 301 00:18:35,840 --> 00:18:38,400 Yeah, just like the fountain of youth. 302 00:18:38,400 --> 00:18:40,040 What about hope? 303 00:18:40,040 --> 00:18:41,000 Hope? 304 00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:42,200 Well, sure. 305 00:18:42,200 --> 00:18:44,560 They give us one day off a month 306 00:18:44,560 --> 00:18:47,400 and double rations every other Sunday. 307 00:18:47,400 --> 00:18:48,640 That's their holy day, 308 00:18:48,640 --> 00:18:51,560 when they pray to the giant termite in the sky. 309 00:18:51,560 --> 00:18:54,040 No, I'm talking about hope for freedom. 310 00:18:57,960 --> 00:18:59,160 The president lives. 311 00:18:59,160 --> 00:19:00,520 The president, the president of what? 312 00:19:00,520 --> 00:19:01,640 Of the United States. 313 00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:02,800 Oh, please. 314 00:19:02,800 --> 00:19:05,040 It's true, the president and all of his men. 315 00:19:05,040 --> 00:19:07,520 It's the senators he's talking about. 316 00:19:07,520 --> 00:19:09,360 They escaped to a special bomb shelter in the mountains. 317 00:19:09,360 --> 00:19:10,880 They live. 318 00:19:10,880 --> 00:19:12,480 They're putting together a fighting force 319 00:19:12,480 --> 00:19:15,880 of escaped slaves to begin a revolution for freedom. 320 00:19:16,720 --> 00:19:19,040 And you've been waiting for this for how long? 321 00:19:19,040 --> 00:19:21,720 Since the bombs fell from the sky, and the dark time came. 322 00:19:21,720 --> 00:19:22,920 20 years. 323 00:19:22,920 --> 00:19:26,480 If old President Demsky's coming, he's taking his time. 324 00:19:26,480 --> 00:19:28,280 Don't talk like that, old man. 325 00:19:28,280 --> 00:19:29,320 That's blasphemy. 326 00:19:29,320 --> 00:19:31,200 Demsky wasn't even a good president. 327 00:19:32,040 --> 00:19:34,000 Republicans, sheesh. 328 00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:35,760 But he lives, 329 00:19:35,760 --> 00:19:37,240 and he'll lead us all to freedom. 330 00:19:37,240 --> 00:19:38,920 Freedom! 331 00:19:38,920 --> 00:19:39,760 Freedom! 332 00:19:43,440 --> 00:19:44,840 20 years is a long time. 333 00:19:44,840 --> 00:19:46,120 I don't think we should wait for this guy. 334 00:19:46,120 --> 00:19:46,960 Me neither. 335 00:19:51,400 --> 00:19:52,800 I say we tunnel out of here. 336 00:19:54,760 --> 00:19:56,040 Right. 337 00:19:56,040 --> 00:19:57,280 Okay, we'll work in shifts. 338 00:19:57,280 --> 00:19:59,400 And then we'll get out of here in no time. 339 00:20:11,880 --> 00:20:13,920 How do you get a pair of gloves in this place? 340 00:20:13,920 --> 00:20:16,920 You gotta wait until someone dies. 341 00:20:16,920 --> 00:20:17,960 Then take 'em. 342 00:20:18,920 --> 00:20:21,160 That usually don't take too long. 343 00:20:23,800 --> 00:20:24,720 Charming. 344 00:21:27,440 --> 00:21:29,280 Come on, get ahold of that. 345 00:21:29,280 --> 00:21:31,120 Get it up there. 346 00:21:31,120 --> 00:21:33,440 Move it, move it, move it. 347 00:21:33,440 --> 00:21:35,360 Come on, keep it going. 348 00:21:36,680 --> 00:21:39,200 You over there, what are you doing? 349 00:21:39,200 --> 00:21:40,040 Get going! 350 00:21:41,400 --> 00:21:42,680 Keep it moving. 351 00:21:45,400 --> 00:21:46,240 Come on! 352 00:21:49,720 --> 00:21:52,280 - Hey! - What are you looking at? 353 00:21:52,280 --> 00:21:53,320 Keep it going. 354 00:21:53,320 --> 00:21:55,480 Come on, everybody, keep working! 355 00:21:55,480 --> 00:21:56,880 You! 356 00:21:56,880 --> 00:21:58,240 Yeah, you over there. 357 00:22:01,040 --> 00:22:01,880 Pick it up. 358 00:22:02,920 --> 00:22:04,760 Move, move, move, move! 359 00:22:04,760 --> 00:22:05,800 Get it up there. 360 00:22:05,800 --> 00:22:06,880 Knock it off. 361 00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:09,320 Come on. 362 00:22:18,160 --> 00:22:19,520 Stay away from him. 363 00:22:19,520 --> 00:22:20,720 Let him alone. 364 00:22:56,520 --> 00:22:57,360 Come on, pick it up. 365 00:22:57,360 --> 00:22:58,280 Keep going. 366 00:23:00,160 --> 00:23:02,320 You, go. 367 00:23:02,320 --> 00:23:04,000 Prepare the body now. 368 00:23:05,120 --> 00:23:06,560 You two, come with me. 369 00:23:06,560 --> 00:23:07,400 Come on. 370 00:23:10,960 --> 00:23:12,360 - Over here. - Me. 371 00:23:15,560 --> 00:23:17,080 - Get out of my way. - Look out. 372 00:23:17,080 --> 00:23:18,320 - What about me? - Watch out. 373 00:23:18,320 --> 00:23:19,520 Let me. 374 00:23:19,520 --> 00:23:21,640 So sad to see how low people can get. 375 00:23:21,640 --> 00:23:23,040 Yeah, it is. 376 00:23:52,800 --> 00:23:56,720 I'm glad you guys finally made it back. 377 00:23:56,720 --> 00:23:59,000 Come on girl, come on. 378 00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:00,840 Come on, over here. 379 00:24:00,840 --> 00:24:02,760 All right, let's move it. 380 00:24:02,760 --> 00:24:04,800 Go on. 381 00:24:04,800 --> 00:24:05,640 Get going. 382 00:24:09,840 --> 00:24:11,360 Come on, move out. 383 00:24:16,400 --> 00:24:20,080 All right, let's move it, come on. 384 00:24:20,080 --> 00:24:20,920 Come on! 385 00:24:22,600 --> 00:24:26,640 You, tell the leader there will be more food. 386 00:24:26,640 --> 00:24:27,480 Go. 387 00:24:34,480 --> 00:24:37,360 - It's mine, it's mine! - It's mine! 388 00:24:40,880 --> 00:24:42,200 Hey, gimme. 389 00:24:42,200 --> 00:24:43,040 It's food. 390 00:24:43,040 --> 00:24:44,280 Come on, give me, it's food. 391 00:24:45,720 --> 00:24:46,880 Give it to me. 392 00:26:17,680 --> 00:26:18,680 Stop standing around. 393 00:26:18,680 --> 00:26:19,520 Work! 394 00:26:26,120 --> 00:26:27,880 Move, move, move, move! 395 00:26:27,880 --> 00:26:28,720 Get it up. 396 00:26:32,160 --> 00:26:33,320 Keep it going. 397 00:26:38,480 --> 00:26:39,320 Work it! 398 00:26:47,880 --> 00:26:51,640 Yeah, I want you to move it over there. 399 00:26:58,480 --> 00:26:59,800 Hey, hey, hey! 400 00:27:00,720 --> 00:27:03,360 It's not your problem. 401 00:27:16,240 --> 00:27:17,080 No! 402 00:27:48,280 --> 00:27:49,720 Freedom! 403 00:27:49,720 --> 00:27:51,000 Freedom! 404 00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:51,800 Freedom! 405 00:27:58,160 --> 00:27:59,880 Stop standing around, get back to work. 406 00:27:59,880 --> 00:28:01,600 You, get going. 407 00:28:01,600 --> 00:28:02,880 Work it! 408 00:28:02,880 --> 00:28:03,720 Freedom! 409 00:28:07,880 --> 00:28:09,600 It's your fingers, kid. 410 00:28:18,120 --> 00:28:19,600 - Well, all right. - Welcome aboard. 411 00:28:19,600 --> 00:28:20,440 Thanks. 412 00:28:38,800 --> 00:28:40,280 You, what are you doing? 413 00:29:00,160 --> 00:29:01,480 They die? 414 00:29:01,480 --> 00:29:02,280 Everything dies. 415 00:29:02,280 --> 00:29:04,240 What's going on here? 416 00:29:08,680 --> 00:29:10,720 Hey, what's with those two? 417 00:29:10,720 --> 00:29:12,720 Somebody get him. 418 00:29:12,720 --> 00:29:15,480 Get the horses. 419 00:29:15,480 --> 00:29:16,320 Let's get 'em! 420 00:29:17,400 --> 00:29:18,360 Get after 'em! 421 00:29:18,360 --> 00:29:19,440 Come on, move it. 422 00:29:19,440 --> 00:29:21,640 Move it, everybody. 423 00:29:21,640 --> 00:29:22,720 Mount 'em up! 424 00:29:37,640 --> 00:29:38,680 What happened here? 425 00:29:39,720 --> 00:29:41,520 Tell me what happened. 426 00:29:49,680 --> 00:29:51,200 Hyah, come on, hyah. 427 00:29:51,200 --> 00:29:52,040 Go! 428 00:29:55,800 --> 00:29:57,040 Out of the way! 429 00:29:58,440 --> 00:29:59,800 Let's split up. 430 00:29:59,800 --> 00:30:00,640 - Okay. - Come on, 431 00:30:00,640 --> 00:30:02,840 they're just up here! 432 00:30:02,840 --> 00:30:03,840 Keep moving! 433 00:30:05,440 --> 00:30:06,670 Come on! 434 00:30:14,480 --> 00:30:15,400 Over there! 435 00:30:21,880 --> 00:30:22,720 Hyah! 436 00:30:26,800 --> 00:30:28,920 Come on, we got 'em! 437 00:30:28,920 --> 00:30:30,640 We got 'em! 438 00:30:30,640 --> 00:30:31,520 We got 'em. 439 00:30:43,360 --> 00:30:44,200 Get her. 440 00:31:13,920 --> 00:31:15,840 That oughta do it. 441 00:31:15,840 --> 00:31:17,840 You won't be going anywhere real soon. 442 00:31:33,880 --> 00:31:35,200 Hyah, come on! 443 00:31:36,440 --> 00:31:37,280 Come on! 444 00:31:43,240 --> 00:31:45,240 Oh, come on with this. 445 00:31:46,240 --> 00:31:47,800 You stupid piece of. 446 00:32:07,560 --> 00:32:08,480 They're dead. 447 00:32:08,480 --> 00:32:09,400 That's for sure. 448 00:32:44,400 --> 00:32:45,800 Hey, over here. 449 00:33:13,840 --> 00:33:15,000 Have we met? 450 00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:16,920 I don't think so. 451 00:33:16,920 --> 00:33:18,720 This is really weird. 452 00:33:18,720 --> 00:33:19,880 Are you sure? 453 00:33:19,880 --> 00:33:20,960 Yeah, I'm pretty sure, 454 00:33:20,960 --> 00:33:22,760 unless you're at least 50 years old. 455 00:33:24,480 --> 00:33:26,120 My name is Bizzi. 456 00:33:26,120 --> 00:33:27,400 Hi, I'm Ivan. 457 00:33:31,360 --> 00:33:32,200 I'm Alex. 458 00:33:33,280 --> 00:33:34,120 Hi. 459 00:33:34,120 --> 00:33:36,320 Hey, thanks for saving our lives. 460 00:33:36,320 --> 00:33:38,120 Did you just escape from the sawmill? 461 00:33:38,120 --> 00:33:39,240 Yeah. 462 00:33:39,240 --> 00:33:41,960 Why are you wearing such funny clothes? 463 00:33:41,960 --> 00:33:43,600 He's from outer space. 464 00:33:43,600 --> 00:33:45,280 Are you an alien? 465 00:33:45,280 --> 00:33:47,240 Do I look like an alien? 466 00:33:47,240 --> 00:33:48,880 No. 467 00:33:48,880 --> 00:33:50,000 No, no, no, I'm from Earth. 468 00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:51,440 I'm a doctor. 469 00:33:51,440 --> 00:33:53,360 Oh, what's a doctor? 470 00:33:55,280 --> 00:33:57,000 You don't know what a doctor is? 471 00:33:58,080 --> 00:33:59,040 I help people. 472 00:33:59,920 --> 00:34:01,920 Oh, how sweet. 473 00:34:05,160 --> 00:34:06,160 Follow me. 474 00:34:06,160 --> 00:34:08,080 Never heard of doctors. 475 00:34:08,080 --> 00:34:09,760 I could still become The Great Healer. 476 00:34:30,680 --> 00:34:33,280 Hey Bizzi, what you got there? 477 00:34:33,280 --> 00:34:34,120 He's a doctor. 478 00:34:34,960 --> 00:34:38,040 He looks like a spaceman or something. 479 00:34:38,040 --> 00:34:40,000 Just so happens I am a spaceman. 480 00:34:40,923 --> 00:34:43,520 He says he's a spaceman. 481 00:34:43,520 --> 00:34:46,280 This fella says he's a spaceman. 482 00:34:47,320 --> 00:34:48,160 Okay, okay. I get it. 483 00:34:48,160 --> 00:34:49,880 Yeah, I'm a spaceman, thank you. 484 00:34:53,600 --> 00:34:54,440 Hello. 485 00:34:55,520 --> 00:34:58,120 Second Lieutenant Ivan Hood, D.O. 486 00:34:58,120 --> 00:34:58,960 Who are you? 487 00:34:59,840 --> 00:35:01,280 I'm Isaac. 488 00:35:01,280 --> 00:35:02,960 I'm the leader of Freedom Valley. 489 00:35:03,840 --> 00:35:04,800 Nice to meet you. 490 00:35:06,320 --> 00:35:07,760 What are you doing? 491 00:35:07,760 --> 00:35:09,480 It's a greeting. 492 00:35:09,480 --> 00:35:10,320 Ah. 493 00:35:11,680 --> 00:35:14,720 So now, are you really a spaceman? 494 00:35:14,720 --> 00:35:16,040 As a matter of fact I am. 495 00:35:16,040 --> 00:35:17,320 NASA probe mission. 496 00:35:17,320 --> 00:35:19,800 I just saw the bounty hunters carrying away a woman 497 00:35:19,800 --> 00:35:21,360 dressed like you. 498 00:35:21,360 --> 00:35:23,160 Was she all right? 499 00:35:23,160 --> 00:35:25,200 She was knocked out, but breathing. 500 00:35:26,200 --> 00:35:27,640 Thank goodness. 501 00:35:27,640 --> 00:35:30,200 What does D.O. mean? 502 00:35:30,200 --> 00:35:32,000 I'm a doctor of Osteopathy. 503 00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:35,640 Does that mean you're a doctor for animals or humans? 504 00:35:35,640 --> 00:35:38,760 Osteopathy is the study of slugs and their mating habits. 505 00:35:38,760 --> 00:35:40,160 Oh really? 506 00:35:40,160 --> 00:35:42,480 I've always been interested in slugs. 507 00:35:42,480 --> 00:35:43,560 How do they mate? 508 00:35:43,560 --> 00:35:44,640 Very carefully. 509 00:35:45,720 --> 00:35:47,600 I'm kidding, it's a joke. 510 00:35:47,600 --> 00:35:49,680 An osteopath is a doctor for the people. 511 00:35:50,520 --> 00:35:51,440 Can I show you? 512 00:35:51,440 --> 00:35:52,280 Turn around. 513 00:35:54,280 --> 00:35:55,120 Just relax. 514 00:35:58,200 --> 00:35:59,800 All right, breathe in, 515 00:36:01,280 --> 00:36:02,920 out. 516 00:36:02,920 --> 00:36:04,560 In, 517 00:36:04,560 --> 00:36:05,520 out. 518 00:36:08,880 --> 00:36:09,720 Thank you. 519 00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:12,400 That feels fine. 520 00:36:12,400 --> 00:36:14,360 No problem, you'll get my bill. 521 00:36:14,360 --> 00:36:16,560 Anyone else has a problem, just come talk to me. 522 00:36:16,560 --> 00:36:20,560 Matter of fact, you can think of me as the great healer. 523 00:36:20,560 --> 00:36:22,520 Well, here in Freedom Valley, 524 00:36:22,520 --> 00:36:23,560 we welcome any human, 525 00:36:23,560 --> 00:36:25,280 no matter where he escaped from. 526 00:36:26,200 --> 00:36:28,600 You may live here in peace for the rest of your days. 527 00:36:28,600 --> 00:36:29,480 Wait a minute. 528 00:36:29,480 --> 00:36:31,440 See, I got a friend of mine back at the sawmill. 529 00:36:31,440 --> 00:36:32,280 I gotta get her out of there. 530 00:36:32,280 --> 00:36:33,120 I need your help. 531 00:36:34,160 --> 00:36:36,720 We in Freedom Valley do not fight. 532 00:36:36,720 --> 00:36:38,560 We live in peace with everything. 533 00:36:38,560 --> 00:36:40,520 Yeah, except the aliens and the bounty hunters. 534 00:36:40,520 --> 00:36:42,320 This is one of the very few settlements 535 00:36:42,320 --> 00:36:44,400 of humans left on Earth. 536 00:36:44,400 --> 00:36:45,880 We're not looking for trouble. 537 00:36:45,880 --> 00:36:48,240 You don't have to look, it's already here. 538 00:36:48,240 --> 00:36:51,280 Now this president of yours, what's his name, Kempsky? 539 00:36:51,280 --> 00:36:53,520 You're trying to trick us. 540 00:36:53,520 --> 00:36:56,640 President Demsky was after the probe mission. 541 00:36:56,640 --> 00:36:59,880 You were in deep space when he was elected. 542 00:36:59,880 --> 00:37:00,800 Knock it off, old man. 543 00:37:00,800 --> 00:37:03,400 Look, I'm probably twice your age. 544 00:37:03,400 --> 00:37:04,480 Now look, back at the sawmill, 545 00:37:04,480 --> 00:37:06,400 all the slaves were talking about President Demsky. 546 00:37:06,400 --> 00:37:07,200 Where is he? 547 00:37:07,200 --> 00:37:10,200 He's putting together a fighting force of slaves 548 00:37:10,200 --> 00:37:12,040 in the Cascade Mountains. 549 00:37:12,040 --> 00:37:13,480 He's a myth. 550 00:37:13,480 --> 00:37:15,560 He died with everyone else in the Capitol. 551 00:37:15,560 --> 00:37:17,080 No, he didn't. 552 00:37:17,080 --> 00:37:18,480 The president lives. 553 00:37:18,480 --> 00:37:22,600 I've spoken with a guy who knew someone who saw him. 554 00:37:22,600 --> 00:37:23,920 He lives. 555 00:37:23,920 --> 00:37:25,120 The president lives! 556 00:37:25,120 --> 00:37:27,200 The president lives! 557 00:37:27,200 --> 00:37:28,760 The Cascade Mountains aren't that far away. 558 00:37:28,760 --> 00:37:30,320 I'll just go find him. 559 00:37:30,320 --> 00:37:31,800 No, you can't. 560 00:37:31,800 --> 00:37:34,120 Give me one good reason why I shouldn't. 561 00:37:34,120 --> 00:37:37,200 The bounty hunters will track you down and kill you. 562 00:37:37,200 --> 00:37:39,040 That's a pretty good one. 563 00:37:39,040 --> 00:37:40,600 You know, those bounty hunters are fags. 564 00:37:40,600 --> 00:37:42,000 I can get past them. 565 00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:43,240 You will be killed. 566 00:37:43,240 --> 00:37:45,720 Oh, you're a hopeful bunch, I'll tell ya. 567 00:37:47,400 --> 00:37:48,440 You know what, I don't give a damn. 568 00:37:48,440 --> 00:37:49,840 I got nothing to lose. 569 00:37:49,840 --> 00:37:51,640 I'll either find this president, 570 00:37:51,640 --> 00:37:52,960 or I'll prove he doesn't exist. 571 00:37:52,960 --> 00:37:54,680 And if he does exist, 572 00:37:54,680 --> 00:37:57,120 I'm coming back here with his fighting force 573 00:37:57,120 --> 00:37:59,120 and we're gonna take on these aliens 574 00:37:59,120 --> 00:38:00,320 and we're gonna free my friend 575 00:38:00,320 --> 00:38:02,720 and all the other slaves at the sawmill. 576 00:38:02,720 --> 00:38:05,000 You say you're free here at Freedom Valley. 577 00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:06,120 That's a boatload of crap. 578 00:38:06,120 --> 00:38:08,760 You're just prisoners in a bigger cage. 579 00:38:08,760 --> 00:38:11,080 Now who will join me in my quest? 580 00:38:11,080 --> 00:38:11,920 I will. 581 00:38:13,400 --> 00:38:14,880 Me too. 582 00:38:14,880 --> 00:38:18,520 Well, at least there's two among you with courage. 583 00:38:18,520 --> 00:38:21,240 But, Bizzi, we were gonna be married. 584 00:38:21,240 --> 00:38:22,960 There are more important things to do now. 585 00:38:22,960 --> 00:38:23,960 Don't you see? 586 00:38:23,960 --> 00:38:27,160 The doctor was sent here to lead us to the president. 587 00:38:27,160 --> 00:38:29,200 I don't think so. 588 00:38:29,200 --> 00:38:31,040 I think he'll lead you to your doom. 589 00:38:32,400 --> 00:38:34,680 We'll let you know when we get back. 590 00:38:34,680 --> 00:38:35,920 Can we stay the night? 591 00:38:38,920 --> 00:38:39,760 Of course. 592 00:38:41,120 --> 00:38:41,960 Thank you. 593 00:38:54,840 --> 00:38:57,520 I'm glad you guys finally made it back. 594 00:38:57,520 --> 00:39:00,400 Man, she looked a lot better before we started. 595 00:39:00,400 --> 00:39:03,160 Yeah, too bad we had to beat her 596 00:39:03,160 --> 00:39:05,360 with the damn mites watching. 597 00:39:05,360 --> 00:39:07,240 I'd like to have done a spacegirl. 598 00:39:07,240 --> 00:39:09,240 Ha, she'll get better. 599 00:39:09,610 --> 00:39:10,960 Then we'll both do her. 600 00:39:27,880 --> 00:39:31,040 Yosemite, you sure did her up royal. 601 00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:39,320 The mites was watching. 602 00:39:39,320 --> 00:39:40,160 Well, 603 00:39:41,120 --> 00:39:44,880 now she and the other spaceman killed one of the mites. 604 00:39:44,880 --> 00:39:46,160 I didn't know you could do that. 605 00:39:46,160 --> 00:39:48,280 Yeah, me neither. 606 00:39:48,280 --> 00:39:49,920 They die just like us. 607 00:39:49,920 --> 00:39:51,880 Except green crap comes out. 608 00:39:51,880 --> 00:39:53,520 Yeah, come on. 609 00:40:43,680 --> 00:40:44,760 Where am I? 610 00:40:46,920 --> 00:40:48,520 You're safe. 611 00:40:48,520 --> 00:40:49,800 You're with us. 612 00:40:54,120 --> 00:40:54,960 Where's Ivan? 613 00:40:55,840 --> 00:40:57,360 He got away. 614 00:40:57,360 --> 00:40:58,320 So did Alex. 615 00:41:00,800 --> 00:41:01,760 Thank God. 616 00:41:03,800 --> 00:41:08,080 No one has ever killed one of the mites before. 617 00:41:08,080 --> 00:41:10,360 It's got everyone thinking. 618 00:41:11,280 --> 00:41:14,000 I saw the doc that killed one of the aliens. 619 00:41:53,200 --> 00:41:55,680 So we set out to find the president. 620 00:41:55,680 --> 00:41:57,960 But some people did not believe. 621 00:41:57,960 --> 00:42:00,640 The three of us were convinced that he was up there, 622 00:42:00,640 --> 00:42:01,960 somewhere. 623 00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:54,880 So much killing. 624 00:42:57,960 --> 00:42:59,280 Come on slaves, move it. 625 00:43:00,240 --> 00:43:01,480 Let's go. 626 00:43:01,480 --> 00:43:03,040 Come on, let's go. 627 00:43:15,520 --> 00:43:17,280 Bizzi, you got a knife? 628 00:43:19,440 --> 00:43:20,960 Oh, just make it quick, will ya? 629 00:43:20,960 --> 00:43:23,080 I don't suppose we have anything antiseptic with us, 630 00:43:23,080 --> 00:43:23,880 do we? 631 00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:27,160 Like alcohol? 632 00:43:30,840 --> 00:43:31,640 Potato liquor? 633 00:43:31,640 --> 00:43:32,480 Oh, that'll do. 634 00:43:37,010 --> 00:43:38,370 Smooth. 635 00:43:38,680 --> 00:43:40,240 - Here, drink this. - Huh? 636 00:43:40,240 --> 00:43:41,440 Drink, it'll kill the pain. 637 00:43:41,440 --> 00:43:42,520 Why do you want me to drink 638 00:43:42,520 --> 00:43:44,040 if you're gonna stick me with a knife? 639 00:43:44,040 --> 00:43:45,400 Because I'm a sadist. 640 00:43:45,400 --> 00:43:46,480 Now come on, drink up. 641 00:43:50,840 --> 00:43:53,160 Oh, that's pretty good. 642 00:43:53,160 --> 00:43:54,080 Okay, let's hold him down. 643 00:43:54,080 --> 00:43:55,000 Alex, take his hands. 644 00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:56,040 Bizzi, take his feet. 645 00:44:00,920 --> 00:44:01,920 What you gonna do? 646 00:44:01,920 --> 00:44:03,400 I'm gonna operate. 647 00:44:03,400 --> 00:44:04,320 What's that? 648 00:44:04,320 --> 00:44:05,680 Well, you, 649 00:44:05,680 --> 00:44:06,520 just watch. 650 00:44:07,800 --> 00:44:09,560 Oh, you could cut my finger off. 651 00:44:09,560 --> 00:44:11,000 You could cut all my fingers off. 652 00:44:11,000 --> 00:44:12,520 I'll work in the mill, please. 653 00:44:15,640 --> 00:44:17,160 Oh God! 654 00:44:30,320 --> 00:44:31,680 There we go. 655 00:44:31,680 --> 00:44:32,640 Good as new. 656 00:44:32,640 --> 00:44:34,040 You want this as a souvenir? 657 00:44:36,960 --> 00:44:38,080 Ain't you gonna kill me? 658 00:44:38,670 --> 00:44:39,680 He's a doctor. 659 00:44:39,680 --> 00:44:40,920 He's just gonna heal you. 660 00:44:41,840 --> 00:44:43,200 A doctor? 661 00:44:43,200 --> 00:44:44,960 There ain't no doctors no more. 662 00:44:44,960 --> 00:44:45,920 Oh, yes there is. 663 00:44:46,760 --> 00:44:48,080 And I'm it. 664 00:44:48,080 --> 00:44:50,320 Are you some kind of spaceman too? 665 00:44:50,320 --> 00:44:51,840 Yeah, I guess I am. 666 00:44:51,840 --> 00:44:53,160 Okay, let's go. 667 00:44:53,160 --> 00:44:55,120 Just clean that every so often and you'll be fine. 668 00:44:55,120 --> 00:44:56,400 Wait. 669 00:44:56,400 --> 00:44:57,320 Where are you going? 670 00:44:57,320 --> 00:44:58,440 To find the president. 671 00:44:58,440 --> 00:45:00,400 The president, he lives! 672 00:45:00,400 --> 00:45:02,480 He'll bring freedom to us all! 673 00:45:02,480 --> 00:45:03,680 That's what we keep hearing. 674 00:45:03,680 --> 00:45:05,480 We're gonna find him. 675 00:45:05,480 --> 00:45:06,920 Can I come with you? 676 00:45:06,920 --> 00:45:08,240 Sure, what's your name? 677 00:45:08,240 --> 00:45:09,480 Tyler. 678 00:45:09,883 --> 00:45:11,600 Tippecanoe and Tyler too. 679 00:45:11,600 --> 00:45:13,480 What? 680 00:45:13,480 --> 00:45:16,200 A long time ago there was a president named Tyler, see? 681 00:45:16,200 --> 00:45:17,720 And he. 682 00:45:17,720 --> 00:45:18,560 Oh, forget it. 683 00:45:18,560 --> 00:45:20,920 - Tyler, you think you can walk? - Sure sure, I feel great. 684 00:45:24,440 --> 00:45:25,920 Come on, let's go. 685 00:45:51,880 --> 00:45:53,600 That's my kind of guy. 686 00:45:53,600 --> 00:45:54,680 Let's go make friends. 687 00:46:00,680 --> 00:46:01,760 How you doin'? 688 00:46:02,290 --> 00:46:04,000 Nobody move or you're dead. 689 00:46:05,240 --> 00:46:06,640 What do you want? 690 00:46:06,640 --> 00:46:07,800 We wanna make friends. 691 00:46:07,800 --> 00:46:09,120 You want my fish. 692 00:46:11,200 --> 00:46:13,080 Well, we wouldn't mind sharing them. 693 00:46:21,160 --> 00:46:22,360 What are you offering? 694 00:46:28,080 --> 00:46:28,920 Friendship. 695 00:46:30,200 --> 00:46:31,760 Friendship, huh? 696 00:46:31,760 --> 00:46:33,000 What are you doing here? 697 00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:34,920 We're looking for the president. 698 00:46:34,920 --> 00:46:35,760 The president. 699 00:46:36,600 --> 00:46:37,680 The president's dead. 700 00:46:38,880 --> 00:46:40,440 Are you sure? 701 00:46:40,440 --> 00:46:41,320 No. 702 00:46:41,320 --> 00:46:42,680 Are you sure he's alive? 703 00:46:42,680 --> 00:46:44,320 No, but we're gonna find out. 704 00:46:44,320 --> 00:46:45,840 The president lives! 705 00:46:46,720 --> 00:46:49,480 Hey hey, can we stop with that president lives crap, okay? 706 00:46:49,480 --> 00:46:51,080 You're not slogan repeating slaves anymore. 707 00:46:51,080 --> 00:46:52,200 You're free people. 708 00:46:52,200 --> 00:46:53,240 Start acting like it. 709 00:46:56,280 --> 00:46:58,840 All right, I'm with you. 710 00:46:58,840 --> 00:47:00,040 I like the way you talk. 711 00:47:00,920 --> 00:47:03,520 Besides, I don't have any bullets anyway. 712 00:47:03,520 --> 00:47:04,840 And you can have all the fish you want 713 00:47:04,840 --> 00:47:07,040 as long as there's water around. 714 00:47:07,040 --> 00:47:09,360 I catch 'em, but I don't much like eating them. 715 00:47:11,080 --> 00:47:12,600 My name's Bob. 716 00:47:12,600 --> 00:47:13,720 Welcome aboard, Bob. 717 00:47:15,400 --> 00:47:17,680 Okay, I gotta stop doing that. 718 00:47:17,680 --> 00:47:19,720 Let's make a fire and eat some fish. 719 00:47:23,920 --> 00:47:26,920 You know, there were so many things in this world 720 00:47:26,920 --> 00:47:28,560 that I always took for granted. 721 00:47:28,560 --> 00:47:32,440 And now that they're gone, I miss 'em. 722 00:47:32,440 --> 00:47:33,280 Like what? 723 00:47:34,680 --> 00:47:36,080 Well, like they had these restaurants. 724 00:47:36,080 --> 00:47:38,320 People called them greasy spoons. 725 00:47:38,320 --> 00:47:40,440 And you could go in there and get eggs, toast, 726 00:47:40,440 --> 00:47:42,600 hash brown, and coffee for $9.99. 727 00:47:42,600 --> 00:47:44,520 The waitress would come around four times 728 00:47:44,520 --> 00:47:46,280 and ask you if everything was all right 729 00:47:46,280 --> 00:47:48,640 and then forget to give you coffee. 730 00:47:48,640 --> 00:47:51,960 And scanning up and down the radio dial 731 00:47:51,960 --> 00:47:53,040 looking for a good song 732 00:47:53,040 --> 00:47:55,440 and only finding ones that you don't like, 733 00:47:56,400 --> 00:47:58,160 like basketball. 734 00:47:59,760 --> 00:48:00,960 Even though my team never won. 735 00:48:00,960 --> 00:48:02,400 We never got in the playoffs. 736 00:48:03,320 --> 00:48:06,160 Your crappy TV shows, I don't know. 737 00:48:07,120 --> 00:48:08,760 Are you sorry that you're here? 738 00:48:10,680 --> 00:48:11,520 I don't know. 739 00:48:13,160 --> 00:48:14,960 It's just that nothing ever seems to go 740 00:48:14,960 --> 00:48:15,920 the way you think it's gonna. 741 00:48:15,920 --> 00:48:18,560 I mean, I finally fall in love, 742 00:48:20,040 --> 00:48:22,240 or at least I think I have, 743 00:48:22,240 --> 00:48:24,520 and I get away and she gets caught. 744 00:48:28,440 --> 00:48:30,240 I always wanted to be a doctor, though. 745 00:48:30,240 --> 00:48:32,640 Ever since I was a kid, I'd watch doctor shows 746 00:48:32,640 --> 00:48:36,880 on TV and think to myself hey, I wanna be like that guy. 747 00:48:36,880 --> 00:48:38,240 What's TV? 748 00:48:38,240 --> 00:48:39,680 None of your damn business. 749 00:48:41,640 --> 00:48:44,400 Of course, my grades weren't good enough. 750 00:48:44,400 --> 00:48:45,680 So I went into the Air Force, 751 00:48:45,680 --> 00:48:47,640 thought maybe I could fly jets and helicopters. 752 00:48:47,640 --> 00:48:51,280 But no, my grades weren't good enough for that either. 753 00:48:51,280 --> 00:48:53,880 Luckily, they put me through osteopathic school. 754 00:48:53,880 --> 00:48:56,200 Of course, all the MD's made fun of the DO's 755 00:48:56,200 --> 00:48:58,040 'cause they thought they were quacks. 756 00:48:59,520 --> 00:49:03,360 And then I joined that stupid space probe mission, 757 00:49:04,640 --> 00:49:06,240 mainly 'cause all the real doctors 758 00:49:06,240 --> 00:49:08,040 didn't wanna be gone for 40 years. 759 00:49:08,040 --> 00:49:11,720 But I thought I'd come back a hero to a better place. 760 00:49:11,720 --> 00:49:13,480 But no! 761 00:49:18,120 --> 00:49:22,400 Sometimes I just think that God or fate or whatever 762 00:49:22,400 --> 00:49:24,680 is just cruel because no matter what you want, 763 00:49:26,120 --> 00:49:27,480 it's never what you get. 764 00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:30,840 And you know, 765 00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:34,120 I have a theory about that too. 766 00:49:43,960 --> 00:49:45,520 Whoa. 767 00:49:45,520 --> 00:49:47,520 Whoa, we can't come back empty handed. 768 00:49:47,520 --> 00:49:49,080 We'll be in trouble for sure. 769 00:49:50,160 --> 00:49:52,040 I don't wanna hang around this area. 770 00:49:52,880 --> 00:49:54,760 There's hostiles here. 771 00:49:54,760 --> 00:49:57,440 A bounty hunter got killed around here just a few weeks ago. 772 00:49:57,440 --> 00:49:58,360 You're just yellow. 773 00:49:58,360 --> 00:50:00,440 I ain't afraid of no slaves. 774 00:50:12,800 --> 00:50:14,440 Hey, there's something moving in those woods. 775 00:50:14,440 --> 00:50:16,120 I'm gonna go check it out. 776 00:50:17,840 --> 00:50:18,720 Don't do it. 777 00:50:18,720 --> 00:50:19,680 I'm telling you. 778 00:50:21,400 --> 00:50:23,400 I know you're in there. 779 00:50:23,400 --> 00:50:25,600 Get out of there before I blow you away! 780 00:50:27,200 --> 00:50:28,600 I said get out of there! 781 00:50:36,520 --> 00:50:37,560 You killed me! 782 00:50:37,560 --> 00:50:39,480 You gone and killed me. 783 00:50:40,480 --> 00:50:43,240 You gone and killed me. 784 00:50:43,240 --> 00:50:44,880 You're not dead. 785 00:50:44,880 --> 00:50:47,160 I won't let you die even though you deserve it, you traitor. 786 00:50:47,160 --> 00:50:48,000 Traitor? 787 00:50:48,000 --> 00:50:48,880 Traitor to what? 788 00:50:48,880 --> 00:50:50,360 To humanity. 789 00:50:50,360 --> 00:50:51,680 I don't get ya. 790 00:50:51,680 --> 00:50:53,320 Yeah, and that's the problem. 791 00:50:53,320 --> 00:50:55,480 All right, look, I'll make you a deal. 792 00:50:55,480 --> 00:50:58,240 I'll save your life if you stop working for the aliens 793 00:50:58,240 --> 00:50:59,080 and come with us. 794 00:50:59,080 --> 00:51:01,280 How can you save my life? 795 00:51:01,280 --> 00:51:02,440 I just can. 796 00:51:02,440 --> 00:51:03,640 Now do we have a deal? 797 00:51:03,640 --> 00:51:05,720 Yeah sure, we got a deal. 798 00:51:14,520 --> 00:51:16,800 Why do you even bother with him? 799 00:51:16,800 --> 00:51:18,640 He's a stinking bounty hunter. 800 00:51:18,640 --> 00:51:20,080 Because he's a human, 801 00:51:20,080 --> 00:51:22,680 and humans have the ability to change. 802 00:51:22,680 --> 00:51:24,320 Bizzi, you got any more of that liquor? 803 00:51:28,360 --> 00:51:30,400 If the doctor says so, then it's true. 804 00:51:31,960 --> 00:51:33,000 I'll drink to that. 805 00:51:35,360 --> 00:51:37,400 Just what the doctor ordered. 806 00:52:07,960 --> 00:52:10,360 Okay, we are not prepared to climb that. 807 00:52:10,360 --> 00:52:11,400 No. 808 00:52:11,400 --> 00:52:12,440 Anybody have any ideas? 809 00:52:14,200 --> 00:52:15,200 Who are you? 810 00:52:17,200 --> 00:52:20,080 We're friends and fellow humans. 811 00:52:26,840 --> 00:52:27,880 Who says? 812 00:52:28,760 --> 00:52:32,240 See, I ain't hardly human, and you are not my friends. 813 00:52:33,800 --> 00:52:34,600 We could be. 814 00:52:34,600 --> 00:52:35,920 And if I blow your head off, 815 00:52:35,920 --> 00:52:37,360 would you still be my friend? 816 00:52:38,400 --> 00:52:39,880 You're not gonna shoot me. 817 00:52:39,880 --> 00:52:41,280 I'm not, huh? 818 00:52:41,280 --> 00:52:42,600 How do you know? 819 00:52:42,600 --> 00:52:43,840 I just know. 820 00:52:43,840 --> 00:52:45,640 Ain't you just a little scared? 821 00:52:45,640 --> 00:52:47,160 Not even a little. 822 00:52:47,160 --> 00:52:47,960 I'm Ivan. 823 00:52:49,720 --> 00:52:50,840 I'm a doctor. 824 00:52:50,840 --> 00:52:52,200 A doctor? 825 00:52:52,200 --> 00:52:53,720 What's that? 826 00:52:53,720 --> 00:52:54,720 I heal people. 827 00:52:54,720 --> 00:52:55,520 Oh, yeah? 828 00:52:56,920 --> 00:53:00,520 I got taken to folks like you when I was little. 829 00:53:00,520 --> 00:53:02,120 Didn't do me no good, though. 830 00:53:02,120 --> 00:53:04,360 You were taken to doctors or to healers? 831 00:53:04,360 --> 00:53:07,800 To folks who said God healed through them. 832 00:53:07,800 --> 00:53:09,240 Just as I suspected. 833 00:53:09,240 --> 00:53:10,080 So, 834 00:53:11,520 --> 00:53:12,640 what are you all doing up here? 835 00:53:12,640 --> 00:53:15,280 We just came to the mountain to find the president. 836 00:53:15,280 --> 00:53:16,920 The president, why? 837 00:53:16,920 --> 00:53:18,120 He's putting together a fighting force 838 00:53:18,120 --> 00:53:19,680 to overtake the aliens and make the Earth free 839 00:53:19,680 --> 00:53:20,560 for all humans. 840 00:53:20,560 --> 00:53:23,120 The president lives, the president lives! 841 00:53:23,120 --> 00:53:23,920 Hey, hey, hey! 842 00:53:25,600 --> 00:53:26,960 No kidding. 843 00:53:26,960 --> 00:53:28,840 You wouldn't happen to know anything about the president, 844 00:53:28,840 --> 00:53:29,800 would you? 845 00:53:29,800 --> 00:53:32,800 It depends on which president you mean. 846 00:53:32,800 --> 00:53:34,600 I may know a different one. 847 00:53:34,600 --> 00:53:36,760 Demsky's the one they're talking about. 848 00:53:36,760 --> 00:53:39,440 Sure, I know where he is. 849 00:53:39,440 --> 00:53:40,280 You do? 850 00:53:41,200 --> 00:53:42,520 I'll take you there. 851 00:53:42,520 --> 00:53:45,520 Then we can all join the fighting force together. 852 00:54:11,480 --> 00:54:13,040 The tanks and the howitzers 853 00:54:13,040 --> 00:54:16,280 for the president's fighting force are hidden over here. 854 00:54:20,236 --> 00:54:21,269 Made you look. 855 00:54:32,760 --> 00:54:34,840 Hey, Demsky. 856 00:54:34,840 --> 00:54:36,760 Get out here, you got visitors. 857 00:54:36,760 --> 00:54:37,800 Hey, Demsky? 858 00:54:37,800 --> 00:54:39,440 What, are you two on the same bowling team? 859 00:54:41,696 --> 00:54:43,486 That's great, you're a funny guy. 860 00:54:43,720 --> 00:54:45,040 By the way, what's bowling? 861 00:54:50,000 --> 00:54:51,760 Who have you betrayed us to now? 862 00:54:51,760 --> 00:54:52,560 Who? 863 00:54:52,560 --> 00:54:54,080 You deformed dwarf. 864 00:54:54,080 --> 00:54:55,800 Up yours, you old fart. 865 00:54:55,800 --> 00:54:56,960 Go get Demsky. 866 00:54:56,960 --> 00:54:59,160 Don't tell me what to do. 867 00:54:59,160 --> 00:55:01,480 I'm the senior senator from New York. 868 00:55:01,480 --> 00:55:02,840 Who's this? 869 00:55:02,840 --> 00:55:05,120 You're nothing now, so move. 870 00:55:05,120 --> 00:55:06,200 Get Demsky. 871 00:55:07,880 --> 00:55:10,480 Boy, if only they could pass bills that fast. 872 00:55:10,480 --> 00:55:12,600 So this is it, 873 00:55:12,600 --> 00:55:14,680 The whole Washington D.C. bunch. 874 00:55:17,400 --> 00:55:20,240 Senators, congressmen, judges. 875 00:55:21,560 --> 00:55:22,400 Look at 'em. 876 00:55:23,360 --> 00:55:26,720 Rats with beady little pink eyes. 877 00:55:26,720 --> 00:55:28,440 They come to me begging for meat. 878 00:55:28,440 --> 00:55:30,640 Please, please, please. 879 00:55:30,640 --> 00:55:32,360 Who's in charge now, huh? 880 00:55:32,360 --> 00:55:33,760 Shut up, dwarf. 881 00:55:33,760 --> 00:55:34,720 Up yours. 882 00:55:52,200 --> 00:55:54,720 Mr. President, this disgusting creature 883 00:55:54,720 --> 00:55:57,640 has brought us outsiders, intruders. 884 00:56:05,600 --> 00:56:07,800 You were on the probe mission? 885 00:56:07,800 --> 00:56:08,720 Yes, sir, I was. 886 00:56:09,680 --> 00:56:13,040 Probe mission, probe mission. 887 00:56:13,040 --> 00:56:14,640 Why is everyone so interested? 888 00:56:15,920 --> 00:56:18,480 It was the probe that 889 00:56:18,480 --> 00:56:20,000 is the reason why we're alive. 890 00:56:21,760 --> 00:56:25,600 Their warning allowed a few of us to seek shelter. 891 00:56:26,720 --> 00:56:29,880 Well, it's nice to know our efforts weren't wasted. 892 00:56:29,880 --> 00:56:31,120 Listen, Mr. President, 893 00:56:31,120 --> 00:56:32,280 I am here leading a group of escaped slaves 894 00:56:32,280 --> 00:56:34,320 that want to join your fighting force. 895 00:56:36,200 --> 00:56:37,760 Fighting force? 896 00:56:37,760 --> 00:56:39,240 Yeah, the one that's gonna battle the aliens 897 00:56:39,240 --> 00:56:40,560 in the upcoming rebellion. 898 00:56:41,400 --> 00:56:43,520 Rebellion, what rebellion? 899 00:56:45,320 --> 00:56:47,000 The one that you're leading. 900 00:56:47,000 --> 00:56:49,600 The one that plenty of slaves I've talked to believe in. 901 00:56:51,160 --> 00:56:52,200 I'm not leading a rebellion. 902 00:56:52,200 --> 00:56:54,440 I'm not leading anything. 903 00:56:56,120 --> 00:56:58,320 But these people believe in you. 904 00:56:58,320 --> 00:56:59,800 What the hell am I supposed to do about it? 905 00:56:59,800 --> 00:57:01,480 Lead 'em to victory. 906 00:57:01,480 --> 00:57:06,480 There can't be a victory against these disgusting vermin. 907 00:57:07,720 --> 00:57:09,440 You can't fight them. 908 00:57:09,440 --> 00:57:10,280 Have you tried? 909 00:57:11,360 --> 00:57:12,840 Well, have you seen them? 910 00:57:12,840 --> 00:57:13,840 It's no way. 911 00:57:13,840 --> 00:57:15,320 What are you talking about? 912 00:57:15,320 --> 00:57:16,480 I've killed them myself. 913 00:57:16,480 --> 00:57:18,800 They die just like anything else, only a little louder. 914 00:57:18,800 --> 00:57:19,760 And they spew green crap. 915 00:57:19,760 --> 00:57:20,680 I mean, look at that. 916 00:57:20,680 --> 00:57:22,160 That's not coming out. 917 00:57:22,160 --> 00:57:25,480 But you didn't tell us you killed an alien. 918 00:57:25,480 --> 00:57:26,800 Well big deal, it's not that hard. 919 00:57:26,800 --> 00:57:28,920 I mean a rock or an arrow is all you need. 920 00:57:28,920 --> 00:57:30,000 I used a drill bit. 921 00:57:31,080 --> 00:57:33,600 Mr. President, the time is now. 922 00:57:36,120 --> 00:57:36,960 No, no. 923 00:57:38,400 --> 00:57:39,640 It won't be me. 924 00:57:40,600 --> 00:57:42,400 I've given all I can give. 925 00:57:43,920 --> 00:57:44,760 I have no more. 926 00:57:44,760 --> 00:57:46,160 I'm through. 927 00:57:51,600 --> 00:57:52,440 My friend, 928 00:57:54,000 --> 00:57:56,680 the woman I love is being held captive back at the sawmill 929 00:57:56,680 --> 00:57:58,080 and I have to get her out. 930 00:57:59,560 --> 00:58:01,480 If none of you are even thinking about fighting back, 931 00:58:01,480 --> 00:58:03,200 then you've just given up. 932 00:58:03,200 --> 00:58:04,240 Well, I haven't. 933 00:58:04,240 --> 00:58:05,320 I'm gonna keep fighting back, 934 00:58:05,320 --> 00:58:07,600 and any of you that wish to join me, you're welcome. 935 00:58:10,080 --> 00:58:11,880 Mr. President, someone's got to lead this rebellion, 936 00:58:11,880 --> 00:58:12,920 and if it's not gonna be you, 937 00:58:12,920 --> 00:58:14,320 then it might as well be me. 938 00:58:16,680 --> 00:58:19,840 I say freedom for humans, freedom! 939 00:58:19,840 --> 00:58:20,680 Freedom! 940 00:58:22,440 --> 00:58:23,640 Okay, look, I changed my mind. 941 00:58:23,640 --> 00:58:25,400 All together now, freedom! 942 00:58:25,400 --> 00:58:28,440 Freedom, freedom, freedom! 943 00:58:28,440 --> 00:58:29,440 Freedom! 944 00:58:29,440 --> 00:58:30,560 Freedom! 945 00:58:30,560 --> 00:58:31,680 Freedom! 946 00:58:31,680 --> 00:58:32,720 Freedom! 947 00:58:32,720 --> 00:58:33,560 Freedom! 948 00:58:40,680 --> 00:58:41,720 Hey, what are you doing? 949 00:58:41,720 --> 00:58:42,920 Get back to work. 950 00:58:44,760 --> 00:58:45,600 I'm warning you. 951 00:58:49,960 --> 00:58:51,880 All right, two of you guys, go get him. 952 00:58:53,360 --> 00:58:54,480 The guy's cracking up. 953 00:58:57,000 --> 00:58:58,720 The rest of you get back to work. 954 00:58:58,720 --> 00:59:00,560 What are you looking at? 955 00:59:46,640 --> 00:59:48,720 After so long believing that the president 956 00:59:48,720 --> 00:59:50,600 would lead us to victory, 957 00:59:50,600 --> 00:59:53,720 there was nothing left to do but go back. 958 01:00:09,800 --> 01:00:11,480 Well doctor, 959 01:00:11,480 --> 01:00:14,000 I wish you the best of luck with your rebellion. 960 01:00:14,000 --> 01:00:15,320 I'll catch you later. 961 01:00:15,320 --> 01:00:16,480 But I thought you joined us. 962 01:00:16,480 --> 01:00:19,520 Nope, I just took you where I said I'd take you. 963 01:00:19,520 --> 01:00:20,680 That you did. 964 01:00:20,680 --> 01:00:21,520 Thank you. 965 01:00:22,680 --> 01:00:24,480 - Bill. - Yeah? 966 01:00:24,480 --> 01:00:25,320 Before you go, 967 01:00:26,320 --> 01:00:28,600 would you let me try and help you? 968 01:00:28,600 --> 01:00:29,960 I don't have any medical equipment, 969 01:00:29,960 --> 01:00:31,800 but I still think I can do you some good. 970 01:00:31,800 --> 01:00:33,840 Nah, it's been tried. 971 01:00:35,160 --> 01:00:35,960 Let me try. 972 01:00:38,080 --> 01:00:38,880 Just relax. 973 01:00:42,120 --> 01:00:44,240 Breathe in. 974 01:00:44,240 --> 01:00:45,520 Out. 975 01:00:45,520 --> 01:00:46,840 In, 976 01:00:46,840 --> 01:00:48,320 out. 977 01:00:48,320 --> 01:00:49,720 In, 978 01:00:49,720 --> 01:00:51,000 out. 979 01:01:00,240 --> 01:01:01,040 Oh 980 01:01:02,200 --> 01:01:03,000 my God! 981 01:01:07,080 --> 01:01:08,800 Oh, my God. 982 01:01:14,800 --> 01:01:16,440 See, you're not even that short. 983 01:01:16,440 --> 01:01:18,560 I don't think you qualify as a dwarf or a midget. 984 01:01:18,560 --> 01:01:19,520 Thank you. 985 01:01:19,520 --> 01:01:20,440 Thank you, doctor. 986 01:01:20,440 --> 01:01:22,360 You're welcome, don't mention it. 987 01:01:22,360 --> 01:01:24,080 It was nice to meet you. 988 01:01:24,080 --> 01:01:26,320 Well, catch you on the flip flop. 989 01:01:26,320 --> 01:01:28,560 Wait, can I go with ya? 990 01:01:28,560 --> 01:01:30,680 - But you just said... - Please? 991 01:01:30,680 --> 01:01:32,400 Sure, hop on board, chief. 992 01:01:32,400 --> 01:01:33,560 Glad to have you. 993 01:01:33,560 --> 01:01:34,520 Okay. 994 01:02:02,440 --> 01:02:04,600 Gather around, we have news. 995 01:02:04,600 --> 01:02:07,240 But their beliefs, their hope, their faith. 996 01:02:07,240 --> 01:02:09,880 Is misplaced and they should know it. 997 01:02:09,880 --> 01:02:10,720 Gather around, everyone. 998 01:02:10,720 --> 01:02:12,200 We have news of the president. 999 01:02:12,200 --> 01:02:14,920 The president lives! 1000 01:02:14,920 --> 01:02:17,240 The president does in fact live. 1001 01:02:17,240 --> 01:02:19,520 The president lives! 1002 01:02:19,520 --> 01:02:22,480 He lives, but there is no fighting force. 1003 01:02:22,480 --> 01:02:23,560 No rebellion. 1004 01:02:25,560 --> 01:02:27,960 But the president will lead us all to freedom. 1005 01:02:27,960 --> 01:02:28,800 No, he won't. 1006 01:02:29,640 --> 01:02:32,280 As he said himself, he leads nothing. 1007 01:02:32,280 --> 01:02:33,360 Look, I hate to break it to you, 1008 01:02:33,360 --> 01:02:35,000 but the president is just an old man 1009 01:02:35,000 --> 01:02:36,520 who stares out the window. 1010 01:02:36,520 --> 01:02:38,720 He is alive, yes, but he may as well be dead. 1011 01:02:38,720 --> 01:02:40,080 But what about freedom? 1012 01:02:42,280 --> 01:02:43,680 Freedom will only come to humans 1013 01:02:43,680 --> 01:02:46,720 a long as humans are willing to fight for freedom. 1014 01:02:46,720 --> 01:02:50,040 You have no president to pin your hopes on, only yourselves. 1015 01:02:50,040 --> 01:02:53,400 The only rebel army is standing right there in front of you. 1016 01:02:53,400 --> 01:02:55,520 Now we will fight for freedom. 1017 01:02:55,520 --> 01:02:58,320 And if any of you are willing to join us, join now. 1018 01:02:58,320 --> 01:03:00,600 But there's not enough of us. 1019 01:03:00,600 --> 01:03:02,960 If one person is willing to stand up 1020 01:03:02,960 --> 01:03:05,000 and fight for what's right, that's enough. 1021 01:03:05,000 --> 01:03:06,840 But as long as you hide here in the this valley 1022 01:03:06,840 --> 01:03:08,440 and wait for someone to bring you freedom, 1023 01:03:08,440 --> 01:03:09,600 you are still slaves. 1024 01:03:09,600 --> 01:03:12,600 Freedom only comes to those who are willing to fight for it. 1025 01:03:13,480 --> 01:03:14,680 Now who will join us? 1026 01:03:31,600 --> 01:03:33,440 Please, you're my people. 1027 01:03:33,440 --> 01:03:35,320 We need you, you must join us. 1028 01:03:40,680 --> 01:03:41,640 This is stupid. 1029 01:03:42,720 --> 01:03:45,480 There's not enough of us to do anything. 1030 01:03:45,480 --> 01:03:46,400 I'm going fishing. 1031 01:03:47,640 --> 01:03:49,800 You know what, go ahead and go. 1032 01:03:49,800 --> 01:03:52,280 I'll be the whole rebel army myself if I have to. 1033 01:03:53,200 --> 01:03:55,040 I've come back to a world of cowards. 1034 01:03:56,320 --> 01:03:58,760 I'd rather die fighting than be any part of this. 1035 01:04:00,120 --> 01:04:00,960 Adios. 1036 01:04:52,400 --> 01:04:53,240 Kelly, 1037 01:04:55,240 --> 01:04:56,080 just be okay. 1038 01:05:19,600 --> 01:05:21,360 Mind your own damn business, boy. 1039 01:05:31,480 --> 01:05:32,560 What's wrong? 1040 01:05:32,560 --> 01:05:33,640 He just raped Bizzi. 1041 01:05:34,760 --> 01:05:37,360 I tried to stop him, but I couldn't. 1042 01:05:40,080 --> 01:05:41,160 Is that true? 1043 01:05:41,160 --> 01:05:42,000 What of it? 1044 01:05:42,000 --> 01:05:43,040 She's used to it. 1045 01:05:43,040 --> 01:05:44,240 She's a slave. 1046 01:05:44,240 --> 01:05:46,280 That's how it's done here. 1047 01:05:46,280 --> 01:05:47,280 Not here it isn't. 1048 01:05:47,280 --> 01:05:49,760 You think you have something real special, huh? 1049 01:05:49,760 --> 01:05:51,640 You're all just escaped slaves. 1050 01:05:51,640 --> 01:05:53,880 You're gonna get caught or killed tomorrow anyhow. 1051 01:05:53,880 --> 01:05:54,920 What's the difference? 1052 01:05:54,920 --> 01:05:57,280 The difference is we're free now, and we have laws. 1053 01:05:57,280 --> 01:05:59,520 And we treat eachother with respect. 1054 01:05:59,520 --> 01:06:00,640 Oh yeah? 1055 01:06:00,640 --> 01:06:01,680 Drop dead. 1056 01:06:01,680 --> 01:06:04,040 I'm going back to the sawmill and tell 'em where you are 1057 01:06:04,040 --> 01:06:05,080 right now. 1058 01:06:09,960 --> 01:06:12,520 Hey, scumbag, you forgot something. 1059 01:06:12,520 --> 01:06:13,360 What? 1060 01:06:16,240 --> 01:06:18,920 You said you're a doctor. 1061 01:06:18,920 --> 01:06:20,560 You're supposed to heal people. 1062 01:06:20,560 --> 01:06:22,000 I am. 1063 01:06:22,000 --> 01:06:24,280 Your stupidity is terminal. 1064 01:06:24,280 --> 01:06:25,360 And now you're cured. 1065 01:06:36,160 --> 01:06:39,360 Try and get some sleep, everybody. 1066 01:06:39,360 --> 01:06:40,960 Tomorrow's gonna be a rough day. 1067 01:06:54,840 --> 01:06:55,640 I'm sorry. 1068 01:07:34,040 --> 01:07:34,840 Ready. 1069 01:07:36,120 --> 01:07:36,960 Aim. 1070 01:07:45,840 --> 01:07:46,640 Fire! 1071 01:08:05,640 --> 01:08:06,840 Charge! 1072 01:08:06,840 --> 01:08:08,040 Charge! 1073 01:08:27,120 --> 01:08:27,920 Ivan! 1074 01:09:32,080 --> 01:09:33,080 Fall back! 1075 01:09:44,520 --> 01:09:45,520 Come on, let's go. 1076 01:09:45,520 --> 01:09:46,360 Go! 1077 01:10:02,240 --> 01:10:04,160 Fall back, fall back! 1078 01:10:35,360 --> 01:10:37,080 Come on, get inside, everybody. 1079 01:10:37,080 --> 01:10:38,400 Inside, come on! 1080 01:10:39,480 --> 01:10:40,640 Hey, let me in. 1081 01:10:40,640 --> 01:10:41,720 Hey, come on! 1082 01:10:44,600 --> 01:10:45,840 Charge! 1083 01:11:06,360 --> 01:11:08,600 I'm so glad you're alive. 1084 01:11:42,160 --> 01:11:43,520 Kill them, kill them! 1085 01:11:43,520 --> 01:11:45,160 Kill, kill, kill! 1086 01:11:45,160 --> 01:11:47,160 Kill, kill, kill! 1087 01:11:47,160 --> 01:11:48,240 Kill, kill, kill! 1088 01:11:48,240 --> 01:11:49,440 What do we do with them? 1089 01:11:49,440 --> 01:11:53,040 I know, let's just kill them bastards. 1090 01:11:53,040 --> 01:11:55,240 Let's throw them into the fire! 1091 01:11:55,240 --> 01:11:56,360 Let's butcher 'em! 1092 01:11:56,360 --> 01:11:59,120 Let's cut 'em into pieces and feed 'em to the fish! 1093 01:11:59,120 --> 01:11:59,920 No! 1094 01:12:01,560 --> 01:12:02,720 Let's ask the doctor. 1095 01:12:04,160 --> 01:12:05,560 These are the first moments of freedom 1096 01:12:05,560 --> 01:12:07,360 many of you have ever experienced. 1097 01:12:08,360 --> 01:12:11,000 I don't think this is the right time to be executing anyone, 1098 01:12:11,000 --> 01:12:12,440 alien or human. 1099 01:12:12,440 --> 01:12:15,000 What do we do with 'em? 1100 01:12:15,000 --> 01:12:16,640 It's up to you. 1101 01:12:16,640 --> 01:12:18,880 You're humans just like us. 1102 01:12:18,880 --> 01:12:19,800 You can join us if you want. 1103 01:12:19,800 --> 01:12:22,000 But you're gonna have to convince us that you mean it. 1104 01:12:23,760 --> 01:12:25,600 Let 'em think it over. 1105 01:12:25,600 --> 01:12:26,760 Put 'em in the guardhouse. 1106 01:12:27,880 --> 01:12:29,680 - Come on, guys. - Do what the doctor says. 1107 01:12:29,680 --> 01:12:30,960 Come on, move it, move it. 1108 01:12:30,960 --> 01:12:32,640 All right, take it easy. 1109 01:12:32,640 --> 01:12:34,280 Aren't you the wise leader? 1110 01:12:35,200 --> 01:12:36,760 You can just call me The Great Healer. 1111 01:12:36,760 --> 01:12:38,640 Yeah, Great Healer, just kiss me. 1112 01:12:38,640 --> 01:12:40,280 That's Mr. Great Healer to you. 1113 01:12:46,120 --> 01:12:50,160 Hey, hey. He said we could take the sawmill, and we did. 1114 01:12:50,160 --> 01:12:52,520 The doctor knows what he's talking about. 1115 01:12:52,520 --> 01:12:53,840 Look at me. 1116 01:12:53,840 --> 01:12:55,360 He cured me. 1117 01:12:55,360 --> 01:12:57,520 He took us to see the president. 1118 01:12:57,520 --> 01:12:58,760 The president lives! 1119 01:12:58,760 --> 01:12:59,600 The president lives! 1120 01:12:59,600 --> 01:13:00,840 The president, 1121 01:13:00,840 --> 01:13:05,120 the president is just an old man sitting in his chair. 1122 01:13:05,120 --> 01:13:06,920 He's a coward. 1123 01:13:06,920 --> 01:13:09,600 That's why the doctor led the attack himself. 1124 01:13:09,600 --> 01:13:13,320 He chose not to kill them bastard bounty hunters. 1125 01:13:13,320 --> 01:13:14,480 He must be a just man 1126 01:13:14,480 --> 01:13:16,240 because I would have killed them in a second. 1127 01:13:16,240 --> 01:13:19,560 He killed one last night, one he had already saved. 1128 01:13:20,840 --> 01:13:24,040 He gives life, and he takes it away. 1129 01:13:24,040 --> 01:13:25,720 Right before he came out of the desert, 1130 01:13:25,720 --> 01:13:28,080 I saw a shooting star in the daylight sky. 1131 01:13:28,080 --> 01:13:30,080 I think it was a sign from heaven. 1132 01:13:30,080 --> 01:13:32,200 All our troubles are over. 1133 01:13:32,200 --> 01:13:33,680 Heaven on Earth is here. 1134 01:13:35,120 --> 01:13:36,720 Take cover, something's coming! 1135 01:13:36,720 --> 01:13:38,423 Prepare to fight! 1136 01:14:13,920 --> 01:14:16,080 Humans, give up immediately. 1137 01:14:16,080 --> 01:14:18,200 Do not attempt resistance. 1138 01:14:18,200 --> 01:14:19,840 You are defeated. 1139 01:14:20,720 --> 01:14:22,840 You like wood so much, eat this! 1140 01:14:45,200 --> 01:14:46,120 Look out! 1141 01:16:26,160 --> 01:16:29,960 Never before have we encountered an armed revolt. 1142 01:16:32,600 --> 01:16:37,520 I will have to make very sure that this never occurs again. 1143 01:16:37,520 --> 01:16:40,800 Which of you incited this? 1144 01:16:40,800 --> 01:16:42,400 Who is your leader? 1145 01:16:45,560 --> 01:16:48,240 If I don't get an answer immediately, 1146 01:16:48,240 --> 01:16:50,480 I will be forced to kill all of you. 1147 01:16:50,480 --> 01:16:52,240 Kill all of you. 1148 01:16:52,240 --> 01:16:53,200 Now speak up. 1149 01:16:55,160 --> 01:16:56,800 I suspect that it is you. 1150 01:16:58,520 --> 01:17:00,320 I'm the leader, thank you very much. 1151 01:17:00,320 --> 01:17:01,400 You. 1152 01:17:01,400 --> 01:17:03,320 No, I'm the leader. 1153 01:17:03,320 --> 01:17:05,040 No, I'm the leader. 1154 01:17:05,040 --> 01:17:05,880 No, it's me. 1155 01:17:05,880 --> 01:17:08,520 Heck, no, I've always been the leader here. 1156 01:17:08,520 --> 01:17:09,720 I'm the leader. 1157 01:17:09,720 --> 01:17:11,080 - No, it's me. - No, actually, 1158 01:17:11,080 --> 01:17:11,960 I'm the leader. 1159 01:17:11,960 --> 01:17:15,040 - No, I'm the leader. - No, I'm the leader. 1160 01:17:15,040 --> 01:17:18,760 You humans have more integrity than I ever suspected. 1161 01:17:19,880 --> 01:17:22,440 I ought to kill all of you right now. 1162 01:17:22,440 --> 01:17:24,480 Kill you now. 1163 01:17:24,480 --> 01:17:26,560 But I will use my own best judgment. 1164 01:17:30,720 --> 01:17:35,720 I believe you and I sentence you to be executed immediately. 1165 01:17:36,120 --> 01:17:36,920 No! 1166 01:17:36,920 --> 01:17:38,120 No! 1167 01:17:38,120 --> 01:17:39,520 No, no, no! 1168 01:17:39,520 --> 01:17:40,840 No! 1169 01:17:40,840 --> 01:17:41,760 No! 1170 01:17:48,320 --> 01:17:50,080 My judgment was correct. 1171 01:17:51,080 --> 01:17:52,720 You are their leader. 1172 01:17:52,720 --> 01:17:54,480 - You are their leader. - Yes, I am. 1173 01:17:55,360 --> 01:17:56,640 But I won't be the last. 1174 01:17:57,720 --> 01:17:59,520 Humans will rise up against your tyranny 1175 01:17:59,520 --> 01:18:01,760 and kill every last one of you slimy bugs. 1176 01:18:01,760 --> 01:18:03,160 I do not think so, human. 1177 01:18:05,040 --> 01:18:07,200 You are the troublemaker. 1178 01:18:07,200 --> 01:18:09,560 Humans are naturally a timid breed 1179 01:18:09,560 --> 01:18:11,360 and best suited to subservience. 1180 01:18:12,840 --> 01:18:14,520 You are an exception. 1181 01:18:16,720 --> 01:18:18,080 Kill him now. 1182 01:18:36,920 --> 01:18:38,960 Ready, charge! 1183 01:18:43,880 --> 01:18:45,040 Ready, charge! 1184 01:21:20,600 --> 01:21:21,440 Doctor. 1185 01:21:22,880 --> 01:21:25,560 You seem to have changed your mind since we last spoke. 1186 01:21:27,200 --> 01:21:29,600 Yes, you changed it. 1187 01:21:31,520 --> 01:21:32,360 Thank you. 1188 01:21:33,320 --> 01:21:34,760 Your timing was impeccable. 1189 01:21:36,040 --> 01:21:38,360 Now if you'll forgive me, I think I have to lie down. 1190 01:21:40,200 --> 01:21:42,400 Tell everyone to get some rest. 1191 01:21:42,400 --> 01:21:44,000 We go to a new sawmill tomorrow. 1192 01:21:45,600 --> 01:21:46,400 Tomorrow? 1193 01:21:47,760 --> 01:21:48,800 That soon. 1194 01:21:48,800 --> 01:21:51,000 Yes, that soon. 1195 01:21:51,000 --> 01:21:53,600 The battle isn't over until we've won, 1196 01:21:53,600 --> 01:21:56,280 until every last alien is dead. 1197 01:21:56,280 --> 01:21:57,840 Get it? 1198 01:21:57,840 --> 01:21:59,540 Got it. 1199 01:21:59,440 --> 01:22:00,280 Good. 1200 01:22:06,680 --> 01:22:09,640 The doctor told us that living in Freedom Valley 1201 01:22:09,640 --> 01:22:12,480 was hiding from reality, not facing it. 1202 01:22:13,480 --> 01:22:15,120 And he was right. 1203 01:22:15,120 --> 01:22:19,040 He laid his hands on me, and I was cured. 1204 01:22:19,040 --> 01:22:21,880 Yeah, he cut a bullet right out of my gut. 1205 01:22:21,880 --> 01:22:24,200 I wouldn't even be here if it wasn't for him. 1206 01:22:24,200 --> 01:22:27,120 And he told me if I was ever in a canoe, 1207 01:22:27,120 --> 01:22:30,080 I shouldn't tip it, and that's certainly good advice. 1208 01:22:31,480 --> 01:22:34,520 When we first met, I already knew him. 1209 01:22:35,720 --> 01:22:39,080 He got me to believe that life is worth living 1210 01:22:40,040 --> 01:22:41,920 and worth fighting for! 1211 01:22:41,920 --> 01:22:43,960 - Yeah! - God bless the doctor! 1212 01:22:43,960 --> 01:22:46,280 God bless the doctor! 1213 01:22:46,280 --> 01:22:48,440 God bless the doctor! 1214 01:22:48,440 --> 01:22:50,680 God bless the doctor! 1215 01:22:50,680 --> 01:22:52,560 God bless the doctor! 1216 01:22:52,560 --> 01:22:55,400 The doctor had indeed led us to freedom. 1217 01:22:55,400 --> 01:22:59,040 And the next day, we moved on toward another sawmill. 1218 01:22:59,040 --> 01:23:00,640 And after another desperate battle, 1219 01:23:00,640 --> 01:23:05,560 we freed that sawmill too, and the next, and the next. 1220 01:23:05,560 --> 01:23:07,600 We went on to liberate all the sawmills 1221 01:23:07,600 --> 01:23:09,320 in the Pacific Northwest. 1222 01:23:09,320 --> 01:23:10,720 And now we're heading back south 1223 01:23:10,720 --> 01:23:12,720 to free the humans of California. 1224 01:23:12,720 --> 01:23:14,920 It looks like there's no stopping us. 1225 01:23:14,920 --> 01:23:17,640 Soon all the humans of Earth will be free 1226 01:23:17,640 --> 01:23:19,840 and we owe it to the doctor. 1227 01:23:19,840 --> 01:23:21,520 Our liberator. 1228 01:23:21,520 --> 01:23:23,360 Or as he has become known over the course 1229 01:23:23,360 --> 01:23:24,840 of many bloody battles, 1230 01:23:24,840 --> 01:23:28,360 waged and won with multitudes of aliens killed, 1231 01:23:28,360 --> 01:23:30,400 The Great Exterminator.