1 00:02:53,910 --> 00:02:55,850 I don't know what's going on 2 00:04:02,320 --> 00:04:03,504 Thank you. 3 00:05:51,710 --> 00:05:52,750 Hello, pussy. 4 00:05:53,010 --> 00:05:54,010 Hello, dads. 5 00:05:56,750 --> 00:05:59,050 So, little girl, you've been to the sea today? 6 00:05:59,490 --> 00:06:00,490 Yes, dads. 7 00:06:00,530 --> 00:06:01,590 With the clams? 8 00:06:01,910 --> 00:06:03,030 No, alone. 9 00:06:03,410 --> 00:06:04,410 Alone? 10 00:06:04,690 --> 00:06:07,770 And what is the one caught in the sun who does not see the signs of the costume? 11 00:06:08,490 --> 00:06:10,850 Mmm, colettes full outside. 12 00:06:11,110 --> 00:06:13,530 Mmm, full colettes outside, huh? 13 00:06:13,930 --> 00:06:17,330 Yes. Stay with me for a while or start go away tonight? 14 00:06:17,570 --> 00:06:20,290 Eh, dads, tonight I'm going dancing with the girls my friends. 15 00:06:22,070 --> 00:06:23,130 We'll see what time it is. 16 00:06:26,150 --> 00:06:27,890 It's very late, half an hour. 17 00:06:28,290 --> 00:06:29,290 Half an hour? 18 00:06:29,350 --> 00:06:30,850 Yes, and then I have to get ready. 19 00:06:34,030 --> 00:06:38,030 So, we're not together anymore, aren't you a little nostalgic of me? 20 00:06:38,690 --> 00:06:42,710 Yes, grandpa, but I also owe you to go to bed with my friends. 21 00:06:43,110 --> 00:06:45,130 Really? Of course, but your dad? 22 00:06:45,730 --> 00:06:47,350 Your dad doesn't play anymore? 23 00:06:47,730 --> 00:06:48,730 Yes, grandpa. 24 00:06:49,760 --> 00:06:50,920 What are you doing, daddy? 25 00:06:51,320 --> 00:06:52,340 What am I doing? 26 00:06:52,580 --> 00:06:53,580 Come on, 27 00:06:53,720 --> 00:06:57,900 I don't recognize you. Come on. But daddy, in 20 minutes I have to leave. 28 00:06:58,720 --> 00:06:59,880 In 20 minutes? 29 00:07:00,340 --> 00:07:04,800 Yes. Well, we'll be together for 20 minutes. Do you have a problem? 30 00:07:05,120 --> 00:07:06,120 Come on, daddy. 31 00:07:06,200 --> 00:07:07,900 Come on, I'll give you a gift. 32 00:07:08,440 --> 00:07:09,440 A gift? 33 00:07:09,640 --> 00:07:11,420 Yes, yes. What do you want as a gift? 34 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:14,560 I saw a beautiful dress in a dress. 35 00:07:15,700 --> 00:07:17,440 What color is it? 36 00:07:17,780 --> 00:07:18,780 White. 37 00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:45,400 Yeah. 38 00:08:20,720 --> 00:08:24,980 You want to eat? 39 00:08:50,930 --> 00:08:54,510 Let's put your hands together. 40 00:08:56,300 --> 00:08:58,640 um um 41 00:09:51,459 --> 00:09:52,459 It's okay. It's okay. 42 00:09:54,260 --> 00:09:55,260 It's okay. 43 00:10:47,650 --> 00:10:49,390 Let me see the potato. 44 00:11:12,260 --> 00:11:17,960 He's pulling my leg. 45 00:11:42,760 --> 00:11:45,240 You like it? 46 00:12:26,750 --> 00:12:30,250 Yes. Yes. Yeah. 47 00:13:02,990 --> 00:13:04,070 I'll give you a couple of kisses. 48 00:13:04,790 --> 00:13:06,110 I've never had a heart attack. 49 00:13:06,350 --> 00:13:07,390 Do you feel it? 50 00:13:07,650 --> 00:13:09,530 Do you feel it? You've never had a heart attack? 51 00:13:09,990 --> 00:13:10,990 Yes, daddy. 52 00:13:11,690 --> 00:13:14,810 Come on, let me see the little hole. 53 00:13:15,330 --> 00:13:17,170 You know where I want that hole, right? 54 00:13:17,510 --> 00:13:18,510 Yes, daddy. 55 00:13:18,550 --> 00:13:19,550 I want it all there. 56 00:13:19,890 --> 00:13:21,750 You have to make it all disappear inside. 57 00:13:22,270 --> 00:13:24,630 All that hole there. All that hole at the tip. 58 00:13:25,050 --> 00:13:26,530 You have to make it all disappear. 59 00:13:27,110 --> 00:13:31,910 I don't like it at all. 60 00:13:58,540 --> 00:13:59,540 Come on, come on. 61 00:14:24,819 --> 00:14:25,819 I don't know 62 00:14:34,240 --> 00:14:35,640 Oh 63 00:15:04,060 --> 00:15:06,860 Thank you. 64 00:15:34,570 --> 00:15:35,570 Okay. 65 00:16:30,020 --> 00:16:34,090 All right. . . 66 00:16:34,090 --> 00:16:46,130 . 67 00:16:46,130 --> 00:16:47,870 . . . . 68 00:17:04,940 --> 00:17:06,260 This one, eh? 69 00:17:06,680 --> 00:17:11,480 It's active, eh? You're neglecting me, eh? Now I'll get you. Come on, take it 70 00:17:11,480 --> 00:17:12,480 all, come on. 71 00:17:12,560 --> 00:17:15,760 Come on, then I'll smash it all in, like this. I'll make it disappear. 72 00:17:16,020 --> 00:17:17,460 Like this, good girl. 73 00:17:18,180 --> 00:17:19,180 Good girl. 74 00:17:19,460 --> 00:17:21,300 Give me my keyboard, like this. 75 00:17:22,020 --> 00:17:24,040 Let's play again with the old times, eh? 76 00:17:24,540 --> 00:17:26,140 With the old times, let's play. 77 00:17:26,400 --> 00:17:27,400 Do you remember? 78 00:17:27,819 --> 00:17:29,500 How many times have we played? 79 00:17:30,320 --> 00:17:31,320 Like this. 80 00:17:36,230 --> 00:17:37,230 It's about to run out of power. 81 00:18:08,720 --> 00:18:09,720 I love you, dad. 82 00:18:10,080 --> 00:18:11,080 Come on, like this. 83 00:18:11,980 --> 00:18:15,640 Come on, my love. 84 00:18:16,120 --> 00:18:17,700 Come on, like this. 85 00:18:18,920 --> 00:18:19,920 Come on, you see? 86 00:18:20,960 --> 00:18:24,320 Come on, like this. 87 00:18:24,920 --> 00:18:25,920 Come on. 88 00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:29,420 Come on, now I'm going to beat you all the way to the balls. I'm going to beat 89 00:18:29,420 --> 00:18:31,320 you. I'm going to beat you. 90 00:20:37,659 --> 00:20:40,460 I'm sorry. 91 00:36:51,560 --> 00:36:52,560 Hi mom! 92 00:36:53,020 --> 00:36:54,400 Mom, don't you want to go home? 93 00:36:55,540 --> 00:36:56,540 Yes, it's fine. 94 00:37:04,120 --> 00:37:05,620 My mom was missing too. 95 00:37:12,960 --> 00:37:17,140 Did you wake up early today? Yes, I woke up early. 96 00:37:23,470 --> 00:37:24,308 Are you okay? 97 00:37:24,310 --> 00:37:25,410 Is there a problem? 98 00:37:26,790 --> 00:37:28,650 No, everything is fine. 99 00:37:29,230 --> 00:37:30,230 Are you sure? 100 00:37:31,110 --> 00:37:32,110 Yes, yes, yes. 101 00:37:32,450 --> 00:37:33,450 And the school? 102 00:37:35,050 --> 00:37:37,190 Everything is fine, of course. 103 00:37:39,050 --> 00:37:40,710 Do you have problems with your friends? 104 00:37:41,810 --> 00:37:47,630 No, actually, they always come with me, so... So, what's wrong with you? 105 00:37:50,490 --> 00:37:51,690 No, nothing... 106 00:37:53,900 --> 00:37:55,040 Do you want to talk to me? 107 00:37:58,540 --> 00:38:00,680 No, it will be better if you don't. 108 00:38:01,820 --> 00:38:02,820 Why? 109 00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:12,920 Because... I'm a little embarrassed, so... Are 110 00:38:12,920 --> 00:38:13,920 you embarrassed by mom? 111 00:38:16,480 --> 00:38:17,800 No, I'm not embarrassed by you. 112 00:38:18,100 --> 00:38:19,560 I'm embarrassed by what I have to tell you. 113 00:38:21,360 --> 00:38:22,560 We're trying to understand everything. 114 00:38:31,400 --> 00:38:32,400 It means everything. 115 00:38:34,180 --> 00:38:40,160 I don't know, mom, but the thing is... It's a bit delicate to explain to you. 116 00:38:41,600 --> 00:38:44,820 There's always something to be said. Why do you think so? 117 00:38:46,600 --> 00:38:52,980 Because this one... I think it's a great problem. 118 00:38:55,180 --> 00:38:56,460 No, it's not a problem at all. 119 00:39:10,760 --> 00:39:17,700 You know, that all my friends, with 120 00:39:17,700 --> 00:39:22,320 their boys... No, go on, go on. 121 00:39:23,060 --> 00:39:24,560 Go on, tell me. 122 00:39:26,160 --> 00:39:32,660 That they have already done something with these children. 123 00:39:33,620 --> 00:39:34,700 Explain it to me. 124 00:39:35,300 --> 00:39:37,980 That they have already burned them. 125 00:39:39,680 --> 00:39:44,120 So? So, I... I don't know what happened to me. 126 00:39:46,120 --> 00:39:52,240 And consequently, this manhood of yours derives from your little approach to 127 00:39:52,240 --> 00:39:53,240 girls? 128 00:39:53,740 --> 00:39:54,760 Little? Nothing. 129 00:39:56,420 --> 00:40:00,200 You didn't go out with... I don't remember the name. 130 00:40:00,620 --> 00:40:01,620 My girl. 131 00:40:02,720 --> 00:40:03,720 Is that right? 132 00:40:04,040 --> 00:40:05,420 I went out and that's it? 133 00:40:06,400 --> 00:40:07,760 How come? Is this difficult? 134 00:40:09,230 --> 00:40:11,350 I don't know how to explain it. I don't know. I get stuck. 135 00:40:13,050 --> 00:40:16,030 You told me before. 136 00:40:17,590 --> 00:40:20,790 I know, but it's not easy. 137 00:40:21,970 --> 00:40:24,770 I can understand that. But we're always tired. 138 00:40:26,590 --> 00:40:33,330 I know, but when I go out with them, you know, after they lose the football... 139 00:40:34,190 --> 00:40:36,030 Mark tells me what he did the night before. 140 00:40:36,510 --> 00:40:39,770 Simone what he did with his other friend. 141 00:40:40,250 --> 00:40:42,930 And I don't have to tell you anything. 142 00:40:43,350 --> 00:40:45,890 Well, each of you has too much time. 143 00:40:50,610 --> 00:40:55,950 I don't know, but... And this creates you. 144 00:40:56,310 --> 00:40:57,470 This is a matter of soul. 145 00:40:58,950 --> 00:41:00,430 A very big problem. 146 00:41:00,730 --> 00:41:01,730 I don't know. 147 00:41:14,340 --> 00:41:15,860 Why don't you believe me? 148 00:41:17,580 --> 00:41:18,880 What are you saying? 149 00:41:19,380 --> 00:41:23,600 I'm here to help you. 150 00:41:40,400 --> 00:41:41,400 Thank you. 151 00:42:28,879 --> 00:42:31,680 um um 152 00:42:47,050 --> 00:42:48,050 Thank you. 153 00:43:29,410 --> 00:43:32,610 Sure. I'm embarrassed. 154 00:43:43,470 --> 00:43:44,470 Thank you. 155 00:43:51,190 --> 00:43:52,410 Thank you. 156 00:44:16,549 --> 00:44:17,549 Thank you very much. 157 00:46:34,640 --> 00:46:35,660 Deep breath. 158 00:47:09,600 --> 00:47:12,400 Oh. Oh. 159 00:47:14,900 --> 00:47:16,900 Oh. Oh. 160 00:48:40,750 --> 00:48:43,690 Oh, my God. 161 00:49:32,080 --> 00:49:33,080 Oh. 162 00:50:07,960 --> 00:50:09,360 Ah. 163 00:51:00,910 --> 00:51:01,910 Okay. 164 00:51:42,480 --> 00:51:43,480 Oh. 165 00:52:22,090 --> 00:52:23,090 Thank you. 166 00:52:54,440 --> 00:52:57,020 um oh 167 00:54:27,720 --> 00:54:28,720 No! 168 00:55:39,150 --> 00:55:40,690 Oh my god, I want to spit on you! 169 00:56:34,620 --> 00:56:37,640 See, I'm good 170 01:13:01,900 --> 01:13:04,180 Ciao Papi, I'll see you in a minute on the cat. 171 01:13:28,620 --> 01:13:30,700 I'm a little tired, a little stressed today. 172 01:13:31,080 --> 01:13:36,360 I went to the office earlier because I'm a little tired, but it's fine. 173 01:13:36,860 --> 01:13:37,860 Are you at school? 174 01:13:38,380 --> 01:13:39,960 At school everything is fine. 175 01:13:40,240 --> 01:13:45,320 Then after school we went with some other friends to Giulia's house. 176 01:13:45,920 --> 01:13:47,460 In Giulia? 177 01:13:47,780 --> 01:13:50,980 Yes, in Giulia. Then she also comes here to eat in the meantime. 178 01:13:51,360 --> 01:13:53,800 She does homework here at home. Ah, I see. 179 01:13:54,100 --> 01:13:56,060 She's my best friend. Yes, yes, she's my best friend. 180 01:13:58,760 --> 01:14:01,660 Well, you've come up with some pretty interesting ideas. 181 01:14:02,120 --> 01:14:03,940 Yeah, that's true. 182 01:14:04,580 --> 01:14:07,060 But no, Dad, we're talking about men. 183 01:14:08,340 --> 01:14:09,340 What do you mean? 184 01:14:10,760 --> 01:14:15,140 We're talking, me and Giulia, and our other friends, about the most 185 01:14:15,140 --> 01:14:16,720 intelligent dads in our class. 186 01:14:17,820 --> 01:14:18,820 And so? 187 01:14:19,800 --> 01:14:26,260 And so, it has emerged that you are the most intelligent dad in our class. Me? 188 01:14:26,830 --> 01:14:28,090 Yes, you, dad. 189 01:14:28,470 --> 01:14:29,470 Why? 190 01:14:30,110 --> 01:14:36,830 Look at you, you stay well, you do sports, you're a dynamic 191 01:14:36,830 --> 01:14:37,830 type. 192 01:14:39,810 --> 01:14:44,410 Excuse me, young girls your age, so young, with all the beautiful girls 193 01:14:44,410 --> 01:14:45,410 around, 194 01:14:45,530 --> 01:14:51,830 and you come to think of 45-year-old baboons, like us, your parents, what's 195 01:14:51,830 --> 01:14:52,830 the reason? 196 01:14:53,310 --> 01:14:55,030 Camilla, you should think of... 197 01:15:04,160 --> 01:15:06,560 But you 198 01:15:06,560 --> 01:15:15,540 can't 199 01:15:15,540 --> 01:15:20,080 think of the parents of your class, right? 200 01:15:21,430 --> 01:15:24,590 But look, the doubt isn't all wrong. 201 01:15:24,990 --> 01:15:25,990 What do you mean? 202 01:15:26,130 --> 01:15:27,610 Because you're a good dad. 203 01:15:29,650 --> 01:15:30,650 What do you mean? 204 01:15:31,230 --> 01:15:34,150 You're an intriguing, attractive dad. 205 01:15:35,910 --> 01:15:36,910 Really. 206 01:15:37,650 --> 01:15:39,770 And so, what would you say about that? 207 01:15:40,790 --> 01:15:42,190 You're a good dad. 208 01:15:43,650 --> 01:15:48,470 Look, dad, even men like you lead us to different fantasies. 209 01:15:52,730 --> 01:15:53,770 Camilla, what are you doing? 210 01:16:20,460 --> 01:16:22,200 But no, Camilla. 211 01:16:22,440 --> 01:16:23,480 Eh, dad. 212 01:16:23,980 --> 01:16:26,980 Mmm, but what? What are you doing? 213 01:16:27,280 --> 01:16:28,400 Come on, dad. 214 01:16:30,000 --> 01:16:32,080 We're up here in front of the moon. 215 01:16:32,540 --> 01:16:33,540 Mmm. 216 01:16:35,220 --> 01:16:36,720 Do you like it? 217 01:16:37,620 --> 01:16:38,900 Yes, I like it. 218 01:17:04,910 --> 01:17:05,490 Do you 219 01:17:05,490 --> 01:17:12,490 like it? 220 01:17:31,180 --> 01:17:32,180 Let's get going. 221 01:18:01,450 --> 01:18:02,450 I want to die. 222 01:18:06,410 --> 01:18:10,430 I want to die. 223 01:18:12,690 --> 01:18:16,410 I want to 224 01:18:16,410 --> 01:18:24,530 die. 225 01:18:55,530 --> 01:18:56,910 No, no, no, no, no, 226 01:18:58,250 --> 01:19:00,630 no, no. 227 01:19:48,840 --> 01:19:49,840 Oh, Siri! 228 01:19:51,460 --> 01:19:53,560 Papa, but you're so cute! 229 01:19:58,020 --> 01:19:58,700 Come 230 01:19:58,700 --> 01:20:06,160 on, 231 01:20:06,160 --> 01:20:06,999 you can do it! 232 01:20:07,000 --> 01:20:08,220 Come on! 233 01:21:38,470 --> 01:21:39,470 What can I say? 234 01:21:39,690 --> 01:21:40,690 Oh. 235 01:21:42,070 --> 01:21:43,070 Mmm. 236 01:21:44,710 --> 01:21:45,710 Good bar. 237 01:23:22,370 --> 01:23:24,630 I'm going to drink all the vodka now. 238 01:27:27,440 --> 01:27:28,440 Hmm. 239 01:32:02,060 --> 01:32:03,460 Ciao, Chiara. 240 01:32:05,870 --> 01:32:07,110 You see, there's a cord around my neck. 241 01:32:07,630 --> 01:32:08,710 Papi, what are you doing? 242 01:32:10,230 --> 01:32:11,230 It's disgusting. 243 01:32:12,050 --> 01:32:13,910 Papi, you're like a pig. 244 01:32:15,190 --> 01:32:16,190 It's disgusting. 245 01:32:17,690 --> 01:32:20,510 How can you like the Tampax rope? Come on. 246 01:32:21,570 --> 01:32:22,570 I don't know. 247 01:32:23,210 --> 01:32:25,150 What a depraved father I have. 248 01:32:26,030 --> 01:32:27,090 Pull it out for me too. 249 01:32:27,670 --> 01:32:29,830 Then I'll brush my teeth, Papi. 250 01:32:34,510 --> 01:32:36,530 Old, disgusting pig! 251 01:32:38,450 --> 01:32:40,290 Are you having fun, daddy? 252 01:32:40,870 --> 01:32:44,030 Eh, I'm a little less, come on, but it's really necessary, even today. 253 01:32:44,290 --> 01:32:48,690 We can't wait until tomorrow, do the piano with those hands, do the piano 254 01:32:48,690 --> 01:32:49,690 with those hands! 255 01:32:49,770 --> 01:32:51,390 Oh, old pig! 256 01:32:55,790 --> 01:32:56,790 Daddy! 257 01:32:57,730 --> 01:32:58,730 Daddy! 258 01:33:01,670 --> 01:33:03,670 Papi, come on! Are you really going to do it? 259 01:33:04,450 --> 01:33:05,450 With your teeth? 260 01:33:06,030 --> 01:33:07,430 Come on, Papi, that's disgusting! 261 01:33:09,450 --> 01:33:11,010 No, Sir Papi. 262 01:33:13,550 --> 01:33:15,210 There's really nothing to do, eh? 263 01:33:16,310 --> 01:33:17,310 Disgusting. 264 01:33:20,510 --> 01:33:23,910 That's disgusting, Papi! 265 01:33:32,240 --> 01:33:33,240 Daddy, what are you doing? 266 01:33:40,880 --> 01:33:43,560 Daddy, let me go to the bathroom. I'm going to take a shower. 267 01:34:13,900 --> 01:34:14,900 Come on, Chiara. 268 01:34:15,140 --> 01:34:16,320 Come here, give me a pump. 269 01:34:16,640 --> 01:34:17,640 Come on. 270 01:35:44,600 --> 01:35:45,600 Oh, oh. 271 01:36:20,160 --> 01:36:22,960 Oh, yeah. 272 01:36:43,850 --> 01:36:45,950 Yes, everything, everything, come on. 273 01:36:46,170 --> 01:36:51,170 Yes. Everything, everything, take everything, come on. 274 01:36:51,930 --> 01:36:54,190 Your finger, come on. 275 01:36:54,990 --> 01:36:55,990 That's it. 276 01:37:40,220 --> 01:37:42,320 I'm sorry. 277 01:37:48,540 --> 01:37:49,940 Okay. 278 01:38:18,900 --> 01:38:21,700 okay oh 279 01:39:01,300 --> 01:39:03,840 um um 280 01:39:30,350 --> 01:39:31,490 Come on, Chiara, come here. 281 01:39:32,150 --> 01:39:33,530 Come here, come on. 282 01:39:33,810 --> 01:39:36,010 Come on, the Pope wants to tie you up all the way. 283 01:39:36,270 --> 01:39:37,470 Come on, come on. 284 01:39:38,090 --> 01:39:40,910 Come on, you're so good. 285 01:40:19,250 --> 01:40:20,650 Oh. 286 01:40:23,430 --> 01:40:24,830 Oh. 287 01:40:26,430 --> 01:40:27,830 Oh. 288 01:40:29,250 --> 01:40:30,650 Oh. 289 01:41:09,969 --> 01:41:11,490 Thank you.