1 00:00:15,432 --> 00:00:17,493 Paradox Protocols. 2 00:00:17,517 --> 00:00:20,854 The Complete Commission Guide to Temporal Anomalies. 3 00:00:20,937 --> 00:00:23,898 Chapter 68, "The Grandfather Paradox." 4 00:00:25,525 --> 00:00:28,278 It's New Jersey, 1953, 5 00:00:28,361 --> 00:00:31,197 and Elmer Tatelman hates his grandfather. 6 00:00:31,781 --> 00:00:34,284 Elmer blames everything on his grandfather. 7 00:00:34,784 --> 00:00:37,495 His mother's pain, his father's death, 8 00:00:37,579 --> 00:00:39,664 and his own sad life. 9 00:00:39,748 --> 00:00:43,168 How many times do I have to tell you, no goddamn peas! 10 00:00:43,251 --> 00:00:46,337 You don't like what I cook, you can make it yourself! 11 00:00:47,630 --> 00:00:51,176 This could have been just another sad tale about soup, 12 00:00:51,259 --> 00:00:52,469 except for one thing. 13 00:00:53,428 --> 00:00:55,180 Elmer is about to invent... 14 00:00:58,224 --> 00:00:59,392 ...time travel. 15 00:01:01,269 --> 00:01:04,647 You see, Elmer has decided the key to his future happiness 16 00:01:04,731 --> 00:01:06,149 is to go back in time 17 00:01:07,025 --> 00:01:09,152 and kill his grandfather. 18 00:01:10,695 --> 00:01:11,905 Sidney Tatelman? 19 00:01:12,864 --> 00:01:13,864 That's me. 20 00:01:14,574 --> 00:01:16,117 Whoa! 21 00:01:16,201 --> 00:01:19,954 Elmer completed his mission, but he's made one crucial mistake. 22 00:01:20,955 --> 00:01:23,124 He went too far back in time. 23 00:01:24,709 --> 00:01:26,628 You're so beautiful. 24 00:01:26,711 --> 00:01:28,588 Oh baby! 25 00:01:28,671 --> 00:01:32,133 You see, murdering his grandfather in 1905 26 00:01:32,217 --> 00:01:36,554 meant that Elmer's mother didn't exist to meet his father in 1925. 27 00:01:39,974 --> 00:01:44,437 Which made certain that Elmer himself was never born. 28 00:01:45,563 --> 00:01:49,109 Elmer killed his grandfather, so his mother was never born. 29 00:01:49,192 --> 00:01:52,695 But if his mother was never born, Elmer no longer exists. 30 00:01:52,779 --> 00:01:54,489 But if Elmer no longer exists, 31 00:01:54,572 --> 00:01:57,075 how could he possibly kill his grandfather? 32 00:01:57,867 --> 00:02:00,286 And around and around we go. 33 00:02:00,870 --> 00:02:03,039 Elmer has created a paradox, 34 00:02:03,123 --> 00:02:05,333 the grandfather paradox. 35 00:02:05,416 --> 00:02:06,876 The most pernicious problem 36 00:02:06,960 --> 00:02:09,838 in The Commission Handbook of Paradox Protocols. 37 00:02:11,047 --> 00:02:13,007 This story is not true. 38 00:02:13,091 --> 00:02:15,426 But if it were, Elmer would have placed 39 00:02:15,510 --> 00:02:19,764 time, space, and every living thing in grave peril. 40 00:02:21,850 --> 00:02:23,101 Don't be an Elmer! 41 00:02:23,184 --> 00:02:24,352 Bravo! 42 00:02:24,853 --> 00:02:26,646 We've been lucky so far. 43 00:02:28,106 --> 00:02:32,569 With your help, constant vigilance, and a little strategic violence, 44 00:02:32,652 --> 00:02:37,031 the Commission will make certain nothing like this ever happens. 45 00:02:38,950 --> 00:02:42,078 Or God help us all. 46 00:02:42,162 --> 00:02:43,413 Bravo! 47 00:02:50,962 --> 00:02:52,463 Go on. Go! 48 00:02:52,547 --> 00:02:54,215 But when will I see you again? 49 00:02:54,299 --> 00:02:56,676 Go on. Go before someone sees you. 50 00:03:12,192 --> 00:03:13,401 Mmm. 51 00:03:20,241 --> 00:03:22,660 ♪ Do you believe in magic ♪ 52 00:03:22,744 --> 00:03:24,662 - ♪ In a young girl's heart? ♪ - Wait! Sir? 53 00:03:24,746 --> 00:03:26,473 ♪ How the music can free her ♪ 54 00:03:26,497 --> 00:03:28,100 ♪ Whenever it starts ♪ 55 00:03:28,124 --> 00:03:29,667 ♪ And it's magic ♪ 56 00:03:29,751 --> 00:03:31,711 ♪ If the music is groovy ♪ 57 00:03:31,794 --> 00:03:35,173 ♪ It makes you feel happy Like an old-time movie... ♪ 58 00:03:36,424 --> 00:03:37,884 Beautiful evening, isn't it? 59 00:03:38,384 --> 00:03:42,513 ♪ But it's like trying to tell a stranger 'Bout-a rock 'n' roll ♪ 60 00:03:42,597 --> 00:03:45,225 ♪ If you believe in magic ♪ 61 00:03:45,308 --> 00:03:47,060 ♪ Don't bother to choose ♪ 62 00:03:47,143 --> 00:03:49,062 ♪ If it's jug band music... ♪ 63 00:03:49,562 --> 00:03:51,940 - Yeah. How much, chief? - Two bucks. 64 00:03:52,023 --> 00:03:53,066 Two. 65 00:03:57,028 --> 00:03:58,613 Oh, and, uh... 66 00:04:00,448 --> 00:04:01,448 Some of... 67 00:04:01,908 --> 00:04:03,034 Some of those. 68 00:04:03,826 --> 00:04:04,826 Condoms? 69 00:04:05,286 --> 00:04:06,871 For sex. 70 00:04:06,955 --> 00:04:09,082 Which is a thing I do now. 71 00:04:12,502 --> 00:04:13,336 Anything else? 72 00:04:15,380 --> 00:04:17,465 Anything else... Hmm. 73 00:04:36,484 --> 00:04:37,484 Well, 74 00:04:38,069 --> 00:04:38,987 shit. 75 00:04:42,949 --> 00:04:44,075 Hey, did you... 76 00:05:00,383 --> 00:05:03,303 ♪ If you believe in magic ♪ 77 00:05:03,386 --> 00:05:05,305 ♪ Come along with me ♪ 78 00:05:05,388 --> 00:05:08,725 ♪ We'll dance until morning Till there's just you and me... ♪ 79 00:05:09,767 --> 00:05:11,686 - I'm so confused. - Shocking. 80 00:05:11,769 --> 00:05:14,856 Well, someone killed our mothers, so we shouldn't exist. 81 00:05:14,939 --> 00:05:16,566 But clearly, we do exist, 82 00:05:16,649 --> 00:05:19,068 and the universe can't handle it, which is a problem. 83 00:05:19,152 --> 00:05:20,653 Big problem. 84 00:05:21,696 --> 00:05:23,114 - Yah! - Stanley! 85 00:05:23,197 --> 00:05:25,533 Now is not the time to be doing karate, okay? 86 00:05:25,616 --> 00:05:28,494 - Mom said I need to practice. - Yeah, well, she's not wrong. 87 00:05:28,578 --> 00:05:30,597 - You're very bad. - Well, I saved your pathetic ass. 88 00:05:30,621 --> 00:05:33,041 Okay, hold on. Five, so we caused a paradox. 89 00:05:33,124 --> 00:05:34,792 - What does that mean? - It's hard to say. 90 00:05:34,876 --> 00:05:38,629 It's all been theoretical until now, but things have started to disappear. 91 00:05:38,713 --> 00:05:39,630 What things? 92 00:05:39,714 --> 00:05:40,715 Right now? 93 00:05:40,798 --> 00:05:42,467 Uh, lobsters. 94 00:05:42,550 --> 00:05:45,178 And a shit ton of cows! 95 00:05:45,261 --> 00:05:47,388 But I have a feeling this is just the beginning. 96 00:05:47,472 --> 00:05:50,058 A feeling? Aren't you retired? 97 00:05:50,141 --> 00:05:51,267 I want nothing more. 98 00:05:51,351 --> 00:05:52,951 You know, you can't drag us through hell 99 00:05:52,977 --> 00:05:55,646 because you have an itch only an apocalypse can scratch 100 00:05:55,730 --> 00:05:57,857 and then expect us to deal with the fallout. 101 00:05:57,940 --> 00:05:58,858 You're not the boss. 102 00:05:58,941 --> 00:06:00,818 Fine, I'm the messenger, 103 00:06:00,902 --> 00:06:03,404 and I'm telling you something terrible is coming. 104 00:06:03,488 --> 00:06:06,783 Then let's go attack the Sparrows, get the briefcase, and go home. 105 00:06:06,866 --> 00:06:09,786 This is our home, Allison. Accept it. 106 00:06:13,206 --> 00:06:15,792 - That's it! I'm telling your mom. - Ooh! 107 00:06:15,875 --> 00:06:16,875 Wait, where's Lila? 108 00:06:16,918 --> 00:06:18,753 Shower. I told her she could stay with us. 109 00:06:18,836 --> 00:06:20,546 Wait. When did Lila get back? 110 00:06:20,630 --> 00:06:21,506 Five, where you going? 111 00:06:21,589 --> 00:06:24,425 Go talk to somebody who only has half her head up her ass. 112 00:06:24,509 --> 00:06:26,594 Don't leave, Five. Don't leave. 113 00:06:26,677 --> 00:06:28,221 No, Klaus. I'm leaving. 114 00:06:29,055 --> 00:06:31,182 I mean, he has a good track record with this stuff. 115 00:06:31,265 --> 00:06:33,476 - I feel like we should listen to him. - Sure. 116 00:06:33,559 --> 00:06:34,602 Hey, quick question. 117 00:06:34,685 --> 00:06:36,979 Cobra Kai! Yeah! 118 00:06:37,063 --> 00:06:41,526 Do none of you heartless bastards care about our murdered moms? 119 00:06:41,609 --> 00:06:43,670 Klaus, the only one that we knew plugged into a wall. 120 00:06:43,694 --> 00:06:45,780 Oh yeah? Well, this is my real mother. 121 00:06:46,280 --> 00:06:47,949 And she's called Rachel. 122 00:06:48,032 --> 00:06:50,076 And I have her eyes. 123 00:06:50,618 --> 00:06:51,618 See? 124 00:06:53,037 --> 00:06:54,330 Come on! 125 00:06:54,414 --> 00:06:57,250 We need to find out who did this! This is the thing! 126 00:06:57,333 --> 00:06:58,668 This is the main thing! 127 00:06:58,751 --> 00:07:00,378 - Is that all you want? - Yeah. 128 00:07:00,461 --> 00:07:03,089 'Cause it's obviously Dad, all right? He knew where we were born. 129 00:07:03,172 --> 00:07:05,675 He hated us in '63. Boom. Murders. 130 00:07:05,758 --> 00:07:08,719 You think Dad is capable of killing innocent people? 131 00:07:08,803 --> 00:07:10,179 Absolutely. 132 00:07:10,263 --> 00:07:11,431 Oh, it's Murder City, buddy. 133 00:07:11,514 --> 00:07:13,015 Yeah, I guess so. 134 00:07:13,099 --> 00:07:14,434 Little late for a meeting, pal. 135 00:07:15,560 --> 00:07:17,019 I was being held captive. 136 00:07:17,520 --> 00:07:18,729 By the Sparrows. 137 00:07:18,813 --> 00:07:19,813 What? 138 00:07:20,231 --> 00:07:21,899 Wait. Did none of you notice? 139 00:07:23,151 --> 00:07:25,862 - We're happy you're home safe and sound. - Yeah. Oh my God. 140 00:07:25,945 --> 00:07:28,823 - Stop lying. - Oh yeah. Okay. Nice. 141 00:07:28,906 --> 00:07:31,075 - Did they hurt you? - Who? The Sparrows? 142 00:07:31,159 --> 00:07:33,578 God, no. Not at all. Excellent hosts. 143 00:07:33,661 --> 00:07:36,164 Really quite charming, actually. 144 00:07:36,247 --> 00:07:38,541 Oh, and you should see their gym. 145 00:07:38,624 --> 00:07:39,500 Outstanding! 146 00:07:39,584 --> 00:07:42,086 I really think we got these guys all wrong. 147 00:07:44,172 --> 00:07:45,715 Says the guy they kidnapped. 148 00:07:48,342 --> 00:07:49,844 What did they want? 149 00:07:49,927 --> 00:07:51,220 Oh. Marcus. 150 00:07:51,971 --> 00:07:52,971 He's missing. 151 00:07:53,389 --> 00:07:56,309 - They want him back. Unharmed. - We don't have him. 152 00:07:56,392 --> 00:07:57,393 Well, 153 00:07:58,311 --> 00:07:59,311 damn. 154 00:07:59,353 --> 00:08:03,149 I was hoping we'd solve that one quickly and then move on to problem number two. 155 00:08:03,232 --> 00:08:04,734 Disappearing people. 156 00:08:06,777 --> 00:08:07,777 Ooh! 157 00:08:09,739 --> 00:08:12,325 - Uh, it was... it was the wind. - Who's the kid? 158 00:08:15,203 --> 00:08:16,787 The hell are you doing in here? 159 00:08:17,830 --> 00:08:19,499 Shaving my nest, you little perv. 160 00:08:19,582 --> 00:08:21,083 Don't flatter yourself, Lila. 161 00:08:21,167 --> 00:08:24,212 I like my women a little less likely to kill me in my sleep. 162 00:08:24,295 --> 00:08:27,131 - We're learning so much about each other. - Mm. 163 00:09:24,355 --> 00:09:26,649 All right, enough. 164 00:09:28,109 --> 00:09:31,153 I'd forgotten how much I hate you, you puny little turd. 165 00:09:31,237 --> 00:09:32,738 The feeling's mutual, Lila. 166 00:09:32,822 --> 00:09:35,241 As much as I'd love to stand here shivving each other, 167 00:09:35,324 --> 00:09:36,784 I have bigger concerns than you. 168 00:09:36,867 --> 00:09:38,578 Yeah? Like what? 169 00:09:38,661 --> 00:09:40,913 What do you know about the grandfather paradox? 170 00:09:42,415 --> 00:09:44,667 Well, I read the same training manuals as you did. 171 00:09:45,251 --> 00:09:47,044 - Why? - Because it's happening. 172 00:09:48,129 --> 00:09:50,256 - You being stupid? - Hand over your briefcase. 173 00:09:50,339 --> 00:09:53,801 I need to go to Herb and find out how he let things get so cocked up. 174 00:09:53,884 --> 00:09:57,096 Over there with my knickers. Toss them to me, will you? 175 00:10:05,521 --> 00:10:06,521 Lila, 176 00:10:07,523 --> 00:10:10,067 why is it you have two briefcases? 177 00:10:10,151 --> 00:10:11,152 Mmm. 178 00:10:11,861 --> 00:10:14,363 One's yours. Nicked it from the Sparrows. 179 00:10:14,864 --> 00:10:17,158 Go on. Give it a go. 180 00:10:20,411 --> 00:10:22,330 First, we try yours. 181 00:10:28,711 --> 00:10:31,130 And then we try mine. 182 00:10:31,213 --> 00:10:33,633 Yeah. 183 00:10:33,716 --> 00:10:35,176 This can't be happening. 184 00:10:35,760 --> 00:10:37,887 The odds of one of them failing, it's in the millions. 185 00:10:37,970 --> 00:10:40,681 - But two of them... - Astronomical. Yeah. 186 00:10:40,765 --> 00:10:43,643 So, what does that mean exactly? 187 00:10:44,477 --> 00:10:45,728 End of the world? 188 00:10:45,811 --> 00:10:47,605 Oh, it's much worse than that. 189 00:10:49,899 --> 00:10:51,233 It means you and I 190 00:10:52,443 --> 00:10:54,028 are gonna have to work together. 191 00:10:55,112 --> 00:10:56,112 Shit. 192 00:10:56,447 --> 00:10:58,908 Discipline. That's what you need to learn. 193 00:10:58,991 --> 00:11:01,410 When I was your age, I was up at dawn, all right? 194 00:11:01,494 --> 00:11:03,788 I was training, honing my skills. 195 00:11:03,871 --> 00:11:05,081 The biggest thing, 196 00:11:06,332 --> 00:11:08,167 - I was becoming a real man. - Right. 197 00:11:08,250 --> 00:11:10,878 Is that why you wear those tight pants? 198 00:11:10,961 --> 00:11:12,296 - Lila? - Hmm? 199 00:11:12,838 --> 00:11:14,548 You need to take this kid with you. 200 00:11:14,632 --> 00:11:17,093 - The hell were you doing in there? - Bathing. 201 00:11:17,176 --> 00:11:18,594 - Together? - Oh, okay. 202 00:11:18,678 --> 00:11:22,139 Diego, we don't have time for this. Lila and I have got important shit to do. 203 00:11:22,223 --> 00:11:24,809 - Wait. What's more important than family? - Hey, love. 204 00:11:24,892 --> 00:11:26,394 End of the world, genius. 205 00:11:27,937 --> 00:11:28,937 Lila? 206 00:11:30,356 --> 00:11:31,857 What's more important than us? 207 00:11:31,941 --> 00:11:33,526 There is no us, Diego. 208 00:11:36,195 --> 00:11:37,196 Come here. 209 00:11:39,740 --> 00:11:42,243 - What do you mean? - Look, for you, it's been a couple days. 210 00:11:42,326 --> 00:11:45,705 For me, it has been over a decade. I've moved on. 211 00:11:45,788 --> 00:11:48,916 I've slept with many, many people. Many. 212 00:11:50,668 --> 00:11:54,797 The only relationship we have left is the one with our child. 213 00:11:56,173 --> 00:11:57,925 So you better not screw that up. 214 00:11:58,008 --> 00:12:00,386 Wait! What am I supposed to do with him, huh? 215 00:12:00,886 --> 00:12:02,513 I got important shit going on too! 216 00:12:02,596 --> 00:12:03,639 I doubt that. 217 00:12:04,682 --> 00:12:06,851 Figure it out, Diego. Be a dad. 218 00:12:12,022 --> 00:12:13,691 How many is "many people"? 219 00:12:13,774 --> 00:12:16,068 Way more than you, Papi. 220 00:12:20,030 --> 00:12:23,325 So, all the people on the street just disappeared? 221 00:12:23,409 --> 00:12:26,078 Well, no, not all of them, just... half of them. 222 00:12:26,162 --> 00:12:28,038 Five did say animals were disappearing. 223 00:12:28,122 --> 00:12:30,207 Okay, well, now it's definitely people. 224 00:12:30,291 --> 00:12:33,502 Marcus was supposed to meet up with us earlier, but he never showed. 225 00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:35,880 What, you think this grandfather thing ate Marcus? 226 00:12:35,963 --> 00:12:39,341 - It can't just be a coincidence, right? - Great. 227 00:12:39,425 --> 00:12:42,344 Now those Sparrow psychopaths think we took their Number One. 228 00:12:42,428 --> 00:12:43,988 We're never getting the briefcase back. 229 00:12:45,931 --> 00:12:47,099 Okay, what if... 230 00:12:48,809 --> 00:12:50,686 What if we just told the truth? 231 00:12:51,395 --> 00:12:55,024 Marcus is gone, and maybe we're partially responsible. 232 00:12:55,107 --> 00:12:56,859 That'll go well. They'll throw us a party. 233 00:12:56,942 --> 00:12:58,736 I bet they throw fantastic parties. 234 00:12:58,819 --> 00:13:02,281 Listen. Marcus was ready to give us back the briefcase. 235 00:13:02,364 --> 00:13:05,451 If the rest of his family are even half as open-minded, you know, 236 00:13:05,534 --> 00:13:08,621 maybe we can come to some kind of an agreement, get it back. 237 00:13:08,704 --> 00:13:09,997 Yeah, yeah. Okay. 238 00:13:10,080 --> 00:13:13,417 Well, if you guys are heading over there, I should probably come along. 239 00:13:13,501 --> 00:13:15,336 You know, uh, for protection. 240 00:13:19,381 --> 00:13:20,381 Yeah. 241 00:13:21,926 --> 00:13:22,926 Nice try, Stockholm. 242 00:13:24,094 --> 00:13:25,387 Your ass is staying here. 243 00:13:25,471 --> 00:13:26,471 Wha...? 244 00:13:27,473 --> 00:13:28,658 - She's right. - What? 245 00:13:28,682 --> 00:13:30,851 Who put you two in charge? 246 00:13:30,935 --> 00:13:32,186 Look, Allison... 247 00:13:33,437 --> 00:13:35,523 She needs something to take her mind off Claire. 248 00:13:35,606 --> 00:13:37,274 So, we'll handle this. 249 00:13:37,775 --> 00:13:39,276 Yeah. Copy. 250 00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:40,945 Hey, um... 251 00:13:41,612 --> 00:13:43,197 Thanks for looking out for her. 252 00:14:04,301 --> 00:14:07,763 We're getting tons of missing person complaints in a three-block radius. 253 00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:10,182 - I was thinking hysteria. - What are they up to? 254 00:14:10,266 --> 00:14:11,266 Who? 255 00:14:11,767 --> 00:14:13,269 The Umbrella Academy. 256 00:14:13,352 --> 00:14:15,354 Use your head, Number Two. 257 00:14:16,313 --> 00:14:19,775 First Marcus, now they're grabbing civilians off the streets? 258 00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:20,860 "Number Two"? 259 00:14:21,944 --> 00:14:23,737 I suppose that means you're Number One now? 260 00:14:23,821 --> 00:14:25,447 Marcus is missing. 261 00:14:26,407 --> 00:14:27,700 I'm taking the reins. 262 00:14:30,578 --> 00:14:33,080 What? You think it should be you? 263 00:14:35,457 --> 00:14:37,042 You had your chance once. 264 00:14:38,127 --> 00:14:40,170 Didn't turn out too well, now, did it? 265 00:14:48,721 --> 00:14:49,889 Say that again. 266 00:15:02,359 --> 00:15:05,195 Excuse me. Children, do you mind if I clean up? 267 00:15:05,279 --> 00:15:06,279 Do it quickly. 268 00:15:11,660 --> 00:15:13,787 - You know I respect Marcus. - Of course. 269 00:15:13,871 --> 00:15:15,390 - I'd do anything to protect him. - Sure. 270 00:15:15,414 --> 00:15:18,542 But we've been Numbers Two and Three for far too long, Fei. 271 00:15:18,626 --> 00:15:19,919 With Marcus gone, 272 00:15:20,961 --> 00:15:22,004 it's moving day. 273 00:15:24,089 --> 00:15:25,341 Change can be good. 274 00:15:25,424 --> 00:15:26,424 Think about it. 275 00:15:26,467 --> 00:15:29,261 You, me, center stage. 276 00:15:29,345 --> 00:15:31,138 Taking things to the next level. 277 00:15:32,222 --> 00:15:34,892 So how do we handle the Umbrella situation? 278 00:15:34,975 --> 00:15:38,145 If they bring Marcus back, so be it. 279 00:15:41,190 --> 00:15:42,316 If they don't, 280 00:15:43,859 --> 00:15:45,986 then we have some decisions to make. 281 00:15:46,862 --> 00:15:49,073 Marcus isn't coming back. God took him. 282 00:15:49,156 --> 00:15:50,240 God? 283 00:15:52,534 --> 00:15:55,120 Yes, God is in the basement, 284 00:15:55,621 --> 00:15:57,164 and he called Marcus home. 285 00:16:01,585 --> 00:16:04,213 - Does she need a checkup? - Focus, Fei. 286 00:16:04,296 --> 00:16:05,798 We play this right, 287 00:16:06,382 --> 00:16:09,593 Sparrow Academy is all ours. 288 00:16:27,945 --> 00:16:29,154 Chet, hold my calls. 289 00:16:29,238 --> 00:16:30,698 - No. - Good man. 290 00:16:34,743 --> 00:16:35,953 Can I get a room? 291 00:16:37,371 --> 00:16:38,998 Yes, sir, right with you. 292 00:16:39,957 --> 00:16:42,352 We interrupt today's regularly scheduled program 293 00:16:42,376 --> 00:16:44,378 to bring you this late-breaking story. 294 00:16:44,461 --> 00:16:45,796 Authorities are baffled 295 00:16:45,879 --> 00:16:48,382 as hundreds of people across the city have vanished, 296 00:16:48,465 --> 00:16:50,467 seemingly without a trace... 297 00:16:50,551 --> 00:16:52,803 Another silly conspiracy theory. 298 00:16:52,886 --> 00:16:57,599 ...have increased by a staggering 500% in recent days. 299 00:16:57,683 --> 00:17:01,353 However, with no bodies found, no suspects, and no explanation, 300 00:17:01,437 --> 00:17:03,731 police have been scrambling to... 301 00:17:18,078 --> 00:17:19,078 You're one short. 302 00:17:20,414 --> 00:17:24,126 - Where's the rest of your pathetic family? - Aww. Is that the best you can do? 303 00:17:24,209 --> 00:17:25,377 Last warning. 304 00:17:25,461 --> 00:17:28,338 Yeah, you don't get to warn me about shit, Flock of She-Gulls. 305 00:17:32,801 --> 00:17:33,801 Whatever. 306 00:17:34,803 --> 00:17:36,930 Where the fuck is Marcus? 307 00:17:37,014 --> 00:17:38,474 Marcus is, uh... 308 00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:40,350 Marcus, uh... 309 00:17:40,434 --> 00:17:41,434 Marcus is... 310 00:17:41,477 --> 00:17:42,644 Safe. 311 00:17:44,021 --> 00:17:45,397 For now. 312 00:17:45,481 --> 00:17:48,317 But that'll change real quick if you don't do exactly as we say. 313 00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:51,278 See? I told you they have him. 314 00:17:51,361 --> 00:17:53,739 I warned Marcus, but no. 315 00:17:53,822 --> 00:17:56,241 He said we had to hear what you had to say. 316 00:17:56,325 --> 00:17:59,495 Look, he wasn't wrong, okay? We want to make things right with you... 317 00:17:59,578 --> 00:18:00,996 By kidnapping our brother? 318 00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:02,164 - No, that's... - Yes. 319 00:18:05,793 --> 00:18:08,170 Look, there is a lot more going on here. 320 00:18:08,253 --> 00:18:09,880 The world is in trouble, 321 00:18:10,547 --> 00:18:12,424 and we need to work together. 322 00:18:12,508 --> 00:18:15,719 My brother could explain it all a lot better than me, 323 00:18:15,803 --> 00:18:18,806 but... it's a time-traveling problem. 324 00:18:19,515 --> 00:18:23,393 We caused a paradox, and that paradox is swallowing things. 325 00:18:24,019 --> 00:18:27,439 Lots of cows, and a dog, 326 00:18:27,523 --> 00:18:28,941 a few lobsters, 327 00:18:29,691 --> 00:18:31,777 but also people. 328 00:18:32,277 --> 00:18:33,477 Look, I know it sounds like... 329 00:18:33,529 --> 00:18:36,448 Just give us the briefcase, and we'll give you Marcus. 330 00:18:36,532 --> 00:18:37,366 What briefcase? 331 00:18:37,449 --> 00:18:39,243 The one we left in your house. 332 00:18:40,369 --> 00:18:41,369 Deal. 333 00:18:41,829 --> 00:18:43,872 The briefcase for our brother. 334 00:18:45,165 --> 00:18:46,165 Great. 335 00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:50,087 Hotel Obsidian, four o'clock sharp. 336 00:18:51,088 --> 00:18:52,923 Or we'll send him back in pieces. 337 00:19:08,438 --> 00:19:09,773 Oh... Woof! 338 00:19:10,649 --> 00:19:12,401 Ooh, that takes me back. 339 00:19:14,945 --> 00:19:15,945 All right. 340 00:19:37,676 --> 00:19:38,836 Whoa, what the hell was that? 341 00:19:38,886 --> 00:19:41,305 What? You were losing them. I'm an actor, I improvised. 342 00:19:41,388 --> 00:19:44,141 Superb performance, Helen Mirren, but we don't have Marcus. 343 00:19:44,224 --> 00:19:45,350 Well, they don't know that. 344 00:19:45,434 --> 00:19:47,769 What are we gonna do when they show up and find out? 345 00:19:47,853 --> 00:19:50,606 I don't know. We'll figure that out next. But why don't you relax? 346 00:19:50,689 --> 00:19:53,209 We're powerful superheroes. It's time we started acting like it. 347 00:19:53,233 --> 00:19:55,694 Oh, like how you almost turned a conversation with Ben 348 00:19:55,777 --> 00:19:57,237 into a street fight? 349 00:19:57,321 --> 00:19:59,361 - Come on, it's not like you. - What does that mean? 350 00:19:59,990 --> 00:20:03,994 Since when do you have a hair trigger? You're usually the calm and cool one. 351 00:20:04,077 --> 00:20:06,455 Yeah, and look how well that worked out for me. 352 00:20:06,538 --> 00:20:09,875 Viktor, we could go home tonight, okay? 353 00:20:09,958 --> 00:20:13,378 And for the first time in days, I feel hope, so please don't step on that. 354 00:20:14,338 --> 00:20:17,716 Okay, but come on, we have to be smarter about this. 355 00:20:17,799 --> 00:20:19,635 We don't know enough about the Sparrows. 356 00:20:19,718 --> 00:20:22,512 I don't give a shit about them. I've got you. 357 00:20:22,596 --> 00:20:25,307 No one's gonna win a fight against me and my tiny badass brother. 358 00:20:27,851 --> 00:20:30,812 Okay. Well, I need the briefcase too. 359 00:20:31,939 --> 00:20:33,774 It's my only way back to Sissy. 360 00:20:33,857 --> 00:20:35,776 But no more improvising, okay? 361 00:20:36,985 --> 00:20:39,571 We do things together from now on, got it? 362 00:20:41,907 --> 00:20:43,033 Got it. 363 00:20:57,965 --> 00:21:00,342 - What are you doing? - What are you doing? 364 00:21:00,842 --> 00:21:04,513 Security assessment. Our enemies can attack us from anywhere. 365 00:21:05,180 --> 00:21:06,223 That's cool. 366 00:21:06,723 --> 00:21:07,975 No, that is not cool. 367 00:21:08,058 --> 00:21:09,810 But lucky for everyone, I'm on it. 368 00:21:09,893 --> 00:21:11,436 The trick is to be prepared. 369 00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:14,731 Now, I need you to stay away from the hotel for a few hours, all right? 370 00:21:14,815 --> 00:21:17,234 It's not safe. Go buy some donuts. 371 00:21:17,317 --> 00:21:18,694 I'm allergic to donuts. 372 00:21:18,777 --> 00:21:21,280 What do you mean, you're allergic to donuts? 373 00:21:21,363 --> 00:21:22,364 You also hate fun? 374 00:21:22,447 --> 00:21:24,616 - It's the gluten, asshat. - Hey, watch your mouth. 375 00:21:24,700 --> 00:21:27,494 Stop trying to get rid of me. Everyone tries to do that. 376 00:21:27,577 --> 00:21:29,079 Maybe just try being less annoying. 377 00:21:29,162 --> 00:21:31,373 Oh my God. You're bad at this. 378 00:21:31,456 --> 00:21:34,334 Just go somewhere for a few hours, all right? 379 00:21:34,418 --> 00:21:35,919 It's a big city. Have fun. 380 00:21:36,003 --> 00:21:39,131 Mom would never let me walk around a strange city all on my own. 381 00:21:39,214 --> 00:21:40,090 She doesn't trust me. 382 00:21:40,173 --> 00:21:42,259 That's because she's a terrible person. 383 00:21:42,759 --> 00:21:43,927 And I'm amazing. 384 00:21:44,011 --> 00:21:45,011 Remember that. 385 00:21:45,929 --> 00:21:46,929 It's eight dollars. 386 00:21:46,972 --> 00:21:49,891 That's a month's salary for a kid. Get outta here. 387 00:21:54,771 --> 00:21:56,273 I'm so good at this. 388 00:22:24,468 --> 00:22:25,927 Oh, thank God. 389 00:22:34,061 --> 00:22:35,312 Have at you! 390 00:22:42,486 --> 00:22:44,166 - Did you do it? - How did you get in here? 391 00:22:44,196 --> 00:22:46,281 Did you kill our moms? 392 00:22:46,865 --> 00:22:49,659 Moms? What in the world are you talking about? 393 00:22:50,577 --> 00:22:51,661 Please just... 394 00:22:53,205 --> 00:22:57,000 Please just tell me whether or not you killed them, and then I'll leave. 395 00:22:57,084 --> 00:22:58,126 I promise. 396 00:22:59,419 --> 00:23:01,755 I don't care enough about you to lie. 397 00:23:02,672 --> 00:23:04,633 Do I look fit to murder anyone? 398 00:23:06,218 --> 00:23:09,846 Well, maybe not now, but... 399 00:23:09,930 --> 00:23:11,390 On your feet, boy. 400 00:23:12,891 --> 00:23:15,936 - You're the drunk one, aren't you? - No, no. I'm Klaus. 401 00:23:16,019 --> 00:23:18,271 I'm the... spiritual one. 402 00:23:21,942 --> 00:23:24,111 All right, Reg, you know the drill. 403 00:23:24,194 --> 00:23:25,862 Pills, bills, and num-nums. 404 00:23:25,946 --> 00:23:27,155 I'm not hungry. 405 00:23:27,239 --> 00:23:30,742 Come on. I'm really not in the mood for your bullshit today. 406 00:23:39,418 --> 00:23:41,378 Get a move on. 407 00:23:43,213 --> 00:23:44,213 Sit. 408 00:23:49,136 --> 00:23:50,136 Now... 409 00:23:51,096 --> 00:23:53,140 - What is this? - Doesn't concern you, old man. 410 00:23:53,223 --> 00:23:54,558 We say sign, you sign. 411 00:23:58,895 --> 00:24:00,689 Don't make me get Christopher. 412 00:24:12,492 --> 00:24:13,785 You're a champ, Reg. 413 00:24:20,917 --> 00:24:23,712 Woo! Jesus, Reggie. You stink. 414 00:24:32,304 --> 00:24:35,056 Hurry up, douchebag. I'm starving. 415 00:24:35,140 --> 00:24:37,225 I'm telling the robot to give you a bath. 416 00:24:51,531 --> 00:24:53,783 My God, Dad. 417 00:24:56,119 --> 00:24:57,454 What happened to you? 418 00:25:06,713 --> 00:25:09,799 If they left a briefcase behind, Grace will know where it is. 419 00:25:10,884 --> 00:25:14,221 You don't think it's weird that they "forgot" something here? 420 00:25:14,304 --> 00:25:17,557 What if it's a trap? What if we open it and it explodes? 421 00:25:17,641 --> 00:25:19,684 Please. They aren't that smart. 422 00:25:22,354 --> 00:25:24,814 Grace? What the hell's going on down here? 423 00:25:29,194 --> 00:25:30,320 Sweet Jesus. 424 00:25:33,990 --> 00:25:37,494 Jesus is one possible interpretation of this deity. 425 00:25:37,577 --> 00:25:40,914 Or perhaps it's the reincarnation of Buddha or Brahma the Creator. 426 00:25:40,997 --> 00:25:42,541 Yeah, yeah, whatever. 427 00:25:44,626 --> 00:25:46,336 Be careful, Number Two. 428 00:25:46,419 --> 00:25:49,381 You don't want to disturb his slumber. 429 00:25:49,464 --> 00:25:52,133 Who knows who the waking god will choose next. 430 00:25:54,177 --> 00:25:56,096 Grace, is this what took Marcus? 431 00:25:56,179 --> 00:25:58,390 He went right up and touched it. 432 00:25:58,974 --> 00:26:00,308 Brazen man. 433 00:26:00,809 --> 00:26:03,770 The light of the Lord is too much for mere mortals. 434 00:26:03,853 --> 00:26:06,022 Grace, when did God get here? 435 00:26:06,106 --> 00:26:08,567 Two days ago, with our new visitors. 436 00:26:26,459 --> 00:26:27,544 Nice suit. 437 00:26:28,336 --> 00:26:31,590 Thanks. Tailor in the lobby is a master craftsman. 438 00:26:31,673 --> 00:26:33,675 Still, I will miss those pasty knees. 439 00:26:34,342 --> 00:26:37,554 Yeah, well, we could all stand to be showing a little less skin these days. 440 00:26:37,637 --> 00:26:39,347 For you. 441 00:26:40,724 --> 00:26:41,724 Yeah. 442 00:26:46,187 --> 00:26:48,189 Ready to hot-wire this briefcase? 443 00:26:49,858 --> 00:26:50,984 Let's do this. 444 00:26:51,067 --> 00:26:52,193 Ah shit! 445 00:26:57,490 --> 00:26:58,992 Shit! Lila! 446 00:27:04,039 --> 00:27:05,206 Shit! 447 00:27:08,460 --> 00:27:10,879 Yeah, I was 99% sure that wouldn't work. 448 00:27:11,504 --> 00:27:13,006 Well, I'm glad my pain amuses you. 449 00:27:13,089 --> 00:27:15,425 You have no idea. It's like my therapy. 450 00:27:15,508 --> 00:27:18,762 Well, now we are down to one half-dead briefcase, 451 00:27:18,845 --> 00:27:21,348 and my jumps are only accurate up to a couple minutes. 452 00:27:21,431 --> 00:27:24,059 So, essentially, we're screwed. 453 00:27:24,142 --> 00:27:25,143 Maybe. 454 00:27:25,644 --> 00:27:26,645 Maybe not. 455 00:27:28,563 --> 00:27:29,773 Oh, I hate that smile. 456 00:27:29,856 --> 00:27:32,859 Listen, on your own, your little jumps are rather pathetic. 457 00:27:32,942 --> 00:27:35,236 But if we powered up together, 458 00:27:35,320 --> 00:27:37,864 you blinking, me mimicking that blink, 459 00:27:37,947 --> 00:27:40,075 I think we could create some kind of feedback loop 460 00:27:40,158 --> 00:27:42,160 and get enough juice to jump-start the case. 461 00:27:42,243 --> 00:27:44,829 - Both of us together. - We'd have to trust each other. 462 00:27:44,913 --> 00:27:47,082 Lila, you just spent the better part 463 00:27:47,165 --> 00:27:48,845 of the last ten days trying to end my life. 464 00:27:48,917 --> 00:27:51,461 - You killed my birth parents. - Fair enough. 465 00:27:54,297 --> 00:27:55,799 And your entire family stood by 466 00:27:55,882 --> 00:27:58,760 while that greasy Swede put a cap in the woman who raised me. 467 00:27:58,843 --> 00:28:01,596 The Handler was going to kill you, Lila. 468 00:28:01,680 --> 00:28:03,932 In fact, she did kill you. 469 00:28:04,015 --> 00:28:08,186 Then I rolled back time and let the meatball do his work. 470 00:28:08,937 --> 00:28:10,438 Oh, and by the way, 471 00:28:10,522 --> 00:28:13,525 if you're leading Diego on as payback for what happened in Texas, 472 00:28:13,608 --> 00:28:15,568 you're pissing up the wrong ladder there 473 00:28:15,652 --> 00:28:18,113 'cause that idiot may actually love you. 474 00:28:18,697 --> 00:28:20,073 The Handler never did. 475 00:28:22,659 --> 00:28:25,537 What do you know? You spent decades shagging a mannequin. 476 00:28:25,620 --> 00:28:27,997 Do not talk about Delores like that, Lila. 477 00:28:28,081 --> 00:28:29,207 This is insane. 478 00:28:29,290 --> 00:28:32,061 There is no way we're gonna get past this to make it to the Commission. 479 00:28:32,085 --> 00:28:34,671 Okay, perhaps we can't get to trust, 480 00:28:34,754 --> 00:28:37,757 but there is a certain honesty in white-hot hatred. 481 00:28:40,427 --> 00:28:43,847 Then come over here, you god-awful little shit. 482 00:28:44,889 --> 00:28:45,890 And hold my hand. 483 00:28:52,731 --> 00:28:54,983 ♪ Or the highlights in your hair ♪ 484 00:28:55,066 --> 00:28:56,651 ♪ That catch your eyes ♪ 485 00:28:58,236 --> 00:29:00,238 ♪ I have been blind ♪ 486 00:29:00,947 --> 00:29:03,950 ♪ The lady in red ♪ 487 00:29:06,619 --> 00:29:09,497 ♪ Is dancing with me ♪ 488 00:29:11,082 --> 00:29:12,375 ♪ Cheek to cheek ♪ 489 00:29:16,963 --> 00:29:18,774 - What's with the bottles? - Molotov cocktails. 490 00:29:18,798 --> 00:29:20,518 - What's with the music? - None of your biz. 491 00:29:20,550 --> 00:29:22,302 Phil Collins. Neil Diamond. 492 00:29:23,428 --> 00:29:25,180 Are you making a mixtape? 493 00:29:26,598 --> 00:29:30,560 - Shouldn't you be watching your kid? - Dude, I got that parenting thing down. 494 00:29:30,643 --> 00:29:34,022 The trick is, you give 'em a little trust, and everything falls into place. 495 00:29:34,105 --> 00:29:36,733 Now, I've been working on our defense. 496 00:29:36,816 --> 00:29:40,069 Now, let's talk offense, all right? What's our Sparrow plan of attack? 497 00:29:40,153 --> 00:29:43,033 - I got the rest of the afternoon. - Relax. Vanya and Allison handled it. 498 00:29:43,615 --> 00:29:44,615 It's Viktor. 499 00:29:45,742 --> 00:29:47,410 - What? - Vanya's Viktor now. 500 00:29:50,079 --> 00:29:51,759 What else did I miss while I was kidnapped? 501 00:29:51,790 --> 00:29:54,793 Jesus, Luther. Not everything is about you, all right? So? 502 00:29:54,876 --> 00:29:57,629 The Sparrows are coming here, all right? 503 00:29:57,712 --> 00:29:59,964 For what? Tea? 504 00:30:00,048 --> 00:30:02,509 No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. No! 505 00:30:02,592 --> 00:30:03,760 No! 506 00:30:04,344 --> 00:30:07,180 It's time for you and me to show 'em who's boss. 507 00:30:07,263 --> 00:30:10,975 Like the old days, huh? You know, bustin' heads? 508 00:30:11,059 --> 00:30:13,770 Oh, Jesus, Luther. Lionel Rich... Are you kidding me? 509 00:30:13,853 --> 00:30:14,853 What? 510 00:30:15,522 --> 00:30:16,815 Lionel Richie's still cool. 511 00:30:17,524 --> 00:30:18,399 No. 512 00:30:18,483 --> 00:30:21,986 Look, I met someone, okay? 513 00:30:22,070 --> 00:30:24,739 And I thought, you know, maybe she'd like some curated songs 514 00:30:24,823 --> 00:30:27,492 that just so happen to express what's in my heart. 515 00:30:29,661 --> 00:30:31,996 When did you have time to meet someone? 516 00:30:32,080 --> 00:30:34,582 I mean, we've been here for two days, and the only time you... 517 00:30:37,544 --> 00:30:39,379 - This is a mixtape for the enemy? - Hey. 518 00:30:39,462 --> 00:30:41,714 Sloane is not the enemy. 519 00:30:42,465 --> 00:30:46,010 They are not the enemy. This is all one big misunderstanding. 520 00:30:46,094 --> 00:30:49,305 And if our family could just behave ourselves for once, 521 00:30:49,389 --> 00:30:51,015 then we could all work together. 522 00:30:51,099 --> 00:30:53,476 And then Sloane and I can fall in love, 523 00:30:53,560 --> 00:30:54,602 get married, 524 00:30:55,395 --> 00:30:56,437 buy a dog, 525 00:30:57,230 --> 00:30:58,356 grow old on a porch. 526 00:30:58,439 --> 00:30:59,607 Ugh. 527 00:30:59,691 --> 00:31:00,733 Jesus, Luther. 528 00:31:00,817 --> 00:31:01,901 You're pathetic. 529 00:31:03,778 --> 00:31:07,448 Is... Is Sloane the gravity one? 530 00:31:09,158 --> 00:31:10,660 Oh shit. 531 00:31:11,327 --> 00:31:13,246 You guys had gravity sex. 532 00:31:14,122 --> 00:31:17,292 Come on. You know I can't talk about that. 533 00:31:17,375 --> 00:31:20,211 Luther, I'm your brother. We got no secrets. 534 00:31:24,048 --> 00:31:25,216 Okay, well, uh, 535 00:31:26,843 --> 00:31:28,469 you might say, we were, uh, 536 00:31:29,178 --> 00:31:31,139 "Dancing On the Ceiling." 537 00:31:32,640 --> 00:31:34,434 Oh! That one's going in! 538 00:31:49,407 --> 00:31:50,825 Oh my God, that's genius. 539 00:31:50,909 --> 00:31:53,328 The hell are you doing? I told you not to be here. 540 00:31:53,411 --> 00:31:54,996 What's a Molotov cocktail? 541 00:31:55,830 --> 00:31:56,706 Is it a drink? 542 00:31:56,789 --> 00:31:58,249 - No. - Can I try one? 543 00:31:58,875 --> 00:31:59,709 No. 544 00:31:59,792 --> 00:32:01,377 I've had beer, you know. 545 00:32:01,461 --> 00:32:03,129 It's a homemade bomb, okay? 546 00:32:03,212 --> 00:32:05,590 Sweet. I can help. 547 00:32:05,673 --> 00:32:07,717 Ever made a pipe bomb? 'Cause I have. 548 00:32:07,800 --> 00:32:10,011 I've blown up tons of mailboxes. 549 00:32:10,094 --> 00:32:12,096 - There are secrets in the mix. - Mm-hmm? 550 00:32:12,180 --> 00:32:14,182 So what's my job here, and how much you paying? 551 00:32:17,685 --> 00:32:22,231 Your job is to study the inside of this elevator, okay? 552 00:32:22,315 --> 00:32:25,443 - All right. - Until I get back. 553 00:32:26,110 --> 00:32:28,154 Wait. Hey, come back. 554 00:32:28,655 --> 00:32:32,450 Reports of missing persons keep climbing with no sign of slowing down. 555 00:32:32,533 --> 00:32:34,369 There has yet to be a body found, 556 00:32:34,452 --> 00:32:36,579 and there are still no suspects at this time. 557 00:32:36,663 --> 00:32:39,958 As we reported earlier, police have been scrambling to make se... 558 00:32:43,795 --> 00:32:45,088 I love this movie. 559 00:32:46,214 --> 00:32:48,216 Never turn your back, my boy. 560 00:32:48,299 --> 00:32:50,259 Especially not to your children. 561 00:32:51,886 --> 00:32:56,099 You try your best, give them your all, but it's too much. 562 00:32:56,891 --> 00:33:00,186 Then it's pills in the porridge and something extra in the tea. 563 00:33:00,269 --> 00:33:02,730 Next thing you know, you've signed your life away. 564 00:33:03,773 --> 00:33:05,817 All your dreams have been quashed. 565 00:33:05,900 --> 00:33:09,028 All your plans run aground, and the worst of it? 566 00:33:10,863 --> 00:33:13,032 No one ever comes to visit anymore. 567 00:33:13,866 --> 00:33:15,910 But you wouldn't understand that. 568 00:33:19,122 --> 00:33:20,581 Oh, Reggie. 569 00:33:21,666 --> 00:33:23,292 You got no idea. 570 00:33:24,877 --> 00:33:26,629 You ever been to a Baskin-Robbins? 571 00:33:26,713 --> 00:33:28,256 Can't say that I have. 572 00:33:28,339 --> 00:33:30,842 They're like... You know the ones. 573 00:33:30,925 --> 00:33:33,261 They're like half a Dunkin' Donuts, 574 00:33:33,344 --> 00:33:35,430 and they're open all night, and it's 3:00 a.m., 575 00:33:35,513 --> 00:33:40,226 and nobody's switching out those giant empty barrels of fudge ripple. 576 00:33:40,309 --> 00:33:41,310 That's me. 577 00:33:41,394 --> 00:33:45,565 I feel like scoop after scoop after scoop's been taken out of me. 578 00:33:45,648 --> 00:33:47,191 Brother... 579 00:33:48,735 --> 00:33:49,819 Lover, 580 00:33:49,902 --> 00:33:51,070 a whole world, 581 00:33:51,154 --> 00:33:52,155 and now... 582 00:33:53,656 --> 00:33:54,824 my mom. 583 00:33:54,907 --> 00:33:57,201 I have no idea what you're talking about. 584 00:33:58,870 --> 00:34:02,123 I feel like if I could just find the person who did it... 585 00:34:03,291 --> 00:34:04,834 Do you want some ice cream? 586 00:34:04,917 --> 00:34:06,544 Would that shut you up? 587 00:34:07,712 --> 00:34:10,048 Yeah. Yeah, I do. 588 00:34:19,891 --> 00:34:22,560 - Damn pills. - I can help you with that. 589 00:34:22,643 --> 00:34:23,770 The ice cream? 590 00:34:23,853 --> 00:34:27,565 No, the pills. If you don't wanna take 'em. 591 00:34:27,648 --> 00:34:29,650 Oh, no, no, no, no, no. 592 00:34:29,734 --> 00:34:32,236 That's against the rules. I have to take them every day. 593 00:34:32,779 --> 00:34:37,575 All you have to do is just pop to the side such as this. 594 00:34:39,452 --> 00:34:41,079 Ta-da! 595 00:34:41,162 --> 00:34:43,790 Old necessary rehab trick. 596 00:34:44,499 --> 00:34:46,292 I didn't care for you when last we met, 597 00:34:46,876 --> 00:34:48,795 but I must admit you're growing on me. 598 00:36:01,492 --> 00:36:03,286 - Hey. - Yeah? 599 00:36:04,078 --> 00:36:06,455 This whole, uh, Viktor thing. 600 00:36:07,456 --> 00:36:10,042 - Yeah? - Well, it's a pretty big deal, right? 601 00:36:10,543 --> 00:36:12,211 I guess, for him. It's whatever. 602 00:36:12,295 --> 00:36:13,796 Well, should we say something? 603 00:36:13,880 --> 00:36:17,133 You know? I mean, make a formal gesture? Welcome him as brothers. 604 00:36:17,216 --> 00:36:21,053 God, no. Just roll with it, man. Don't say anything, and don't be weird. 605 00:36:21,137 --> 00:36:24,223 Okay. But not saying something feels weird, right? I mean... 606 00:36:24,807 --> 00:36:28,394 Shouldn't we, I don't know... mark the occasion somehow? 607 00:36:28,895 --> 00:36:30,438 You just wanna throw a party. 608 00:36:31,397 --> 00:36:33,316 Why do you hate tiny sandwiches? 609 00:36:35,067 --> 00:36:36,068 Hey, what's up? 610 00:36:36,944 --> 00:36:39,822 Luther wants to throw you a big, stupid party so you feel loved. 611 00:36:42,909 --> 00:36:43,993 Oh. 612 00:36:44,076 --> 00:36:45,411 Do you feel loved? 613 00:36:46,913 --> 00:36:48,289 Yeah, I... I do. 614 00:36:48,372 --> 00:36:49,916 Good. You are. 615 00:36:50,875 --> 00:36:52,877 Can we all get back to saving the world now? 616 00:36:57,006 --> 00:36:58,007 I, uh... 617 00:37:01,677 --> 00:37:02,887 I really like the hair. 618 00:37:04,597 --> 00:37:06,057 Is that a number ten? 619 00:37:06,849 --> 00:37:08,267 Yeah, that's a good choice. 620 00:37:08,809 --> 00:37:11,062 Really... frames your face. 621 00:37:13,314 --> 00:37:14,314 Thanks. 622 00:37:15,358 --> 00:37:16,484 I'll see you later. 623 00:37:24,450 --> 00:37:28,204 I'm gonna be on you like white on rice. Sneeze, I'll be there with a handkerchief. 624 00:37:28,287 --> 00:37:30,287 If your nose isn't clean, I'll wipe it in the dirt. 625 00:37:30,331 --> 00:37:32,011 Another thing. 626 00:37:32,083 --> 00:37:36,045 Either you take care of Paco, or you stay the hell away from him. 627 00:37:36,128 --> 00:37:37,380 You got me? 628 00:37:37,463 --> 00:37:38,714 Oh! 629 00:37:38,798 --> 00:37:40,549 William Shatner. Amazing. 630 00:37:43,135 --> 00:37:48,015 Oblivion. 631 00:37:50,142 --> 00:37:51,352 Oblivion? 632 00:37:51,435 --> 00:37:52,435 Hmm. 633 00:38:03,114 --> 00:38:06,450 See? You're not so terrible when you're asleep. 634 00:38:25,761 --> 00:38:31,642 ♪ Glo... ♪ 635 00:38:33,769 --> 00:38:35,313 ♪ ...oria ♪ 636 00:38:35,396 --> 00:38:37,356 Oh, wow! 637 00:38:50,328 --> 00:38:51,245 The Lord. 638 00:38:51,329 --> 00:38:52,997 The Lord is upon me. 639 00:39:17,813 --> 00:39:19,231 Okay, relax. 640 00:39:19,315 --> 00:39:20,941 I can't. Your breath is terrible. 641 00:39:21,025 --> 00:39:22,985 Garlic is for winners. Enough foreplay! 642 00:39:25,029 --> 00:39:26,238 This is so stupid. 643 00:39:26,906 --> 00:39:28,240 Power up, shithead. 644 00:39:32,661 --> 00:39:33,661 That's it. 645 00:39:36,248 --> 00:39:37,416 Let me in! 646 00:39:37,500 --> 00:39:39,085 I can't! It's too much! 647 00:39:39,710 --> 00:39:42,213 Don't bitch out on me now! 648 00:39:42,296 --> 00:39:43,881 I hate you so much! 649 00:39:45,257 --> 00:39:48,844 Then get this right, or it's you and me in the Stone Age forever! 650 00:39:52,056 --> 00:39:54,934 Now! Do it now! 651 00:40:05,444 --> 00:40:09,156 Oh, brilliant idea, Lila. Welcome to the Ice Age. 652 00:40:12,451 --> 00:40:13,911 Shut up and just look. 653 00:40:15,287 --> 00:40:16,664 The Commission. 654 00:40:19,750 --> 00:40:20,876 Shit. 655 00:40:25,756 --> 00:40:28,592 I don't get it. Did I miss it? How did you win again? 656 00:40:31,470 --> 00:40:36,684 Oh, look at those two jabronis getting along, being all sibly. 657 00:40:36,767 --> 00:40:37,768 So? 658 00:40:37,852 --> 00:40:39,687 So that never goes well for us. 659 00:40:43,983 --> 00:40:44,983 Hey. 660 00:40:47,111 --> 00:40:49,488 So, what's the plan? 661 00:40:49,572 --> 00:40:51,967 - What do we do when the Sparrows get here? - Follow our lead. 662 00:40:51,991 --> 00:40:54,118 Uh-uh. Nice try. We don't take orders from you. 663 00:40:54,201 --> 00:40:55,536 - Uh-uh. - Mm-mm. 664 00:40:56,871 --> 00:40:58,372 Oh shit. They're early. 665 00:41:46,837 --> 00:41:48,005 Well, thanks for coming. 666 00:41:48,088 --> 00:41:50,424 Oh, yeah, super glad to be here. 667 00:41:50,508 --> 00:41:53,068 - Where are the rest of you? - Are you taking attendance? 668 00:41:53,135 --> 00:41:54,303 They'll be here. 669 00:41:54,386 --> 00:41:55,387 Where's the briefcase? 670 00:41:55,471 --> 00:41:56,514 Where's our brother? 671 00:41:58,140 --> 00:42:01,477 Maybe we should try this again before I lose my temper. 672 00:42:01,560 --> 00:42:02,686 - Allison... - I got this. 673 00:42:02,770 --> 00:42:04,480 - Run. - "Bun"? 674 00:42:04,563 --> 00:42:06,815 Hand over the briefcase or no deal. 675 00:42:06,899 --> 00:42:08,776 Yeah, tiny problem. 676 00:42:10,027 --> 00:42:10,861 Deal's off. 677 00:42:10,945 --> 00:42:12,029 Run. 678 00:42:12,112 --> 00:42:13,030 Oh, "run"! 679 00:42:13,113 --> 00:42:15,991 Molotov this, bitches! 680 00:42:16,075 --> 00:42:17,618 Stanley! Not now. 681 00:42:20,079 --> 00:42:22,081 Oh shit. 682 00:42:29,505 --> 00:42:30,798 Power up. 683 00:42:41,892 --> 00:42:43,143 Fire! Fire! 684 00:42:43,227 --> 00:42:44,270 Go! 685 00:42:44,853 --> 00:42:46,855 Now, Chris. 686 00:42:48,899 --> 00:42:50,109 What the hell? 687 00:42:55,531 --> 00:42:58,784 I heard... I heard a rumor... 688 00:42:58,867 --> 00:43:00,369 That you're about to die? 689 00:43:04,999 --> 00:43:06,083 Kill 'em. 690 00:43:45,789 --> 00:43:47,291 Jayme! 691 00:43:47,875 --> 00:43:48,959 Alphonso! 692 00:43:49,793 --> 00:43:50,793 Pull back! 693 00:43:55,132 --> 00:43:57,217 Sloane. Sloane, are you okay? 694 00:44:06,727 --> 00:44:07,727 Whoa. 695 00:44:22,993 --> 00:44:23,994 Oh my God. 696 00:44:27,706 --> 00:44:28,706 Harlan? 697 00:44:30,876 --> 00:44:31,919 Is that you?