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♪ I'm goin' down to South
Park, gonna have myself a time ♪

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♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪

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♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪

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♪ Goin' down to South Park,
gonna leave my woes behind ♪

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♪ Ample parking day or night ♪

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♪ People spouting,
"Howdy, neighbor!" ♪

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♪ Heading on up to South Park,
gonna see if I can't unwind ♪

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♪ I like fucking silly bitches
and I know my penis likes it. ♪

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♪ Come on down to South Park
and meet some friends of mine ♪

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Long ago, in the damned and
frozen lands of Scandinavia,

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there were creatures who wreaked
havoc on humanity... the troll.

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They dwelled in rocks, in caves,
isolated from civilization.

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The creatures were ugly,
fat, and slow-witted.

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But some could also look
and behave like human beings.

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These were the most dangerous.

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Now the creatures have returned.

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This time, 1,000 miles across the sea.

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Today the monsters believe
they can go undetected,

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free to attack and then
retreat to the darkness.

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But in Denmark, we have
dealt with the trolls before.

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And now, we shall deal with them again.

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Dad, can I talk to you?

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Sure, Kyle.

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All the girls at school are really mad.

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It's like one guy gets online and
says terrible things about girls,

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and it reflects badly on all of us.

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Everyone's sad, everyone's depressed,

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- and nobody knows how to move forward.
- Good.

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I guess what I'm saying is

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I'm starting to feel a lot
of guilt just for being a boy.

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How do I not feel that?

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Sorry, Kyle, I have to meet someone.

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Talk to your mother. I love you.

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It's been a rough few weeks, baby.

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The girls are still mad about being
trolled on the school message board,

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parents are all freaking
out about the election,

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and let me tell you, you're glad not
to be living in this country right now.

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Butters, I'm sorry, but I told
you not to Skype me anymore, right?

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But, Charlotte, I love you. I need you.

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You can't break up with me.

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I have to stand with my girlfriends.

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Oh, my God. I can't
believe they got to you.

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Those slinky snakes in the grass!

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- Who?
- You know who!

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The girls at my school!

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They all broke up with their boyfriends,
and now they got you to go along with them!

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This is a time when women and
girls have to stand together.

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So then it's true!

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You're all snakes in the
grass... every last one of you!

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Oh, Charlotte?

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Are you there? Honey?

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I don't know why you're harassing me.

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I don't even own a computer.

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My name is Dick.

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Are you with the NSA
or Homeland Security?

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No. I'm a colleague.

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A colleague?

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You probably know me as Dildo Shwaggins.

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Dildo Shwaggins from pussystormers.org?

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- We need to talk.
- You're just a troll?

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Oh, thank God!

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We're on the same team, Skankhunt.

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Wait. That means I went
protocol zero for nothing.

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Oh, shit!

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What's protocol zero?

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Everything's gone.

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I destroyed my computers, my phone.

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Why couldn't you just say, "I know
who you are. I'm a troll, too."

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Why'd you have to be
so fucking cryptic?!

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Us trolls have to be
careful. You know that.

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Look, I'm not really a troll, okay?

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I just started as a Yelp reviewer

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and got sick of how stupid
everyone's comments sounded.

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I just like messing with
people 'cause it was funny.

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I got carried away.

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These are really
dangerous times, Skankhunt.

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There are things happening in the
world, and trolls have to come together.

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For what?

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Someone is trying to wipe us out.

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Our way of life is in danger.

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It's not a way of life.

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I was just doing it for the lols.

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That's not true. I've studied your work.

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You're one of the best
trolls I've ever seen.

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No, no, I'm done with this crap.

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I thought my wife was gonna find out.

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That was too spooky.

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Gerald, we need each other!

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The Danish are planning
something horrible against us!

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I'm not one of you, okay?

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I just need to stop.

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Guys, I've been
thinking this over a lot,

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and we need to be more active in
showing the girls we respect them.

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There's a big girls'
volleyball game tonight,

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and we should all go
and show our support.

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You really think that's
gonna make a difference?

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I do. We need to show
the girls that all boys

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aren't the same, and that
we are willing to change.

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Oh, why don't you shut
the fuck up, Kyle?!

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All I've been hearing
about the past few weeks

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is how this is our problem,
how boys need to change.

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Well, I'm getting pretty sick of it!

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Everyone else seems to be able to
be proud of who they are, but not us.

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And then we got Uncle Kyle here
telling us the girls are right.

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- Butters.
- This is a war on all of us!

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You want to listen to
Uncle Kyle? Go ahead!

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Pretty soon they'll
be locking us all up.

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And don't think you're safe,
either, Tweek and Craig.

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Just 'cause you're gay doesn't mean you
aren't looked down upon for being boys.

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The world wants us all to feel shame

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just 'cause we were
all born with wieners!

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Butters, you need to calm down.

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No! We tried doing it your way, Kyle.

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We tried doing what the
girls wanted us to do,

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- and where did it get us?
- Nowhere.

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Right! It turned us against one
of our own, that's what it did!

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What happened to Eric Cartman
is the girls' fault, not ours!

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That's true.

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I'm done feeling guilt.
I'm a boy, dag nab it.

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And you know what, I'm
proud of my little wiener!

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Mark my words...

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The moment is coming when
you all need to decide.

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Are you with your kind,
or are you with Uncle Kyle?

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Gerald, you've been sitting at the table

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for three hours now. You okay?

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I'm great. Totally good just
sitting and... doing nothing.

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Is there a problem with that?

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Is there a problem with
wanting to sit and just be?

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Is that illegal now?

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Not at all, Gerald. I'm sorry.

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I'm totally happy.

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I'm... happy.

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I don't need to do
anything to make me happy.

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Fuck.

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Well, I know you said your
computer was broken, so...

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I went ahead and got you something.

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Here, it's your own iPad.

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Aah! Aah! Aah!

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No, no, I-I-I'm good.
Get that away from me.

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You don't like it?

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No, sorry, I love it.

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I'm just... swearing off
electronics for a little bit.

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Or maybe I could just get on
a couple of message boards.

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No! I'm good! I don't need it!

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Gerald, what's going on?

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Nothing, Sheila. I'm fine.

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I'm just trying to make some changes,

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and less electronics is part of it.

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I'm sorry, honey. Everything
is okay. I promise.

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Okay, Gerald. I'll make us some lunch.

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Oh, uh, did that guy
outside talk to you?

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What guy outside?

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What the fuck?

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Go away! Go!

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Go! Go away! Go! Go!

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Goddamn it!

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Welcome, students and parents,

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to tonight's match-up
between the South Park Cows

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and the Buena Vista Demons.

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Dude, this is awesome!

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Do you see how many of the
boys I got to come tonight?

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Yeah, this is a pretty sweet turnout.

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This is exactly what we needed.

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Thank God people listened to me.

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And now, please sit, stand,

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or kneel for the national anthem.

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Holy crap, dude. Look at Butters.

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Oh, no!

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Son a bitch!

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Ah!

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Gerald.

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Hey, come on in. You're not alone, bud.

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We're all facing the same struggles
and trying to do something about it.

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Anyway, please continue, Richard.

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Well, like I was saying,
I've been addicted

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to memberberries for
about two months now.

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It's okay, man. You're not alone.

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It's just, you know,

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membering is so much
more fun than thinking.

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I want so bad to go back
when things were good...

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When I was a kid, you know?

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Like, the '80s and the '90s,
and things made sense, you know?

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And that's how we got here to
this very memberberry election.

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What is this?

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What have been your struggles
with memberberries, Gerald?

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I-I don't even know what a member...

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- Member the Degobah system?
- Oh, I loved Degobah!

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- That's where Yoda lived!
- Member Yoda?

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Oh, I member!

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Michael, are there
memberberries in your pocket?

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Oh-ho! Member Corellian corvettes?

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I member Corellian corvettes!

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Nope.

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Anyway, Gerald, what
has your experience been?

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I don't even know
what memberberries are.

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Gerald, come on. The
first step towards healing

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is admitting you've got a problem.

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Yeah? Well, you've got a fat pussy,

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and you should go and
fuck kill yourself!

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Sorry. I think I'm in the wrong place.

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Make no mistake.

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I want to be very upset.

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However, as a community,
we have all decided

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that people have the right to
protest the National Anthem.

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They took their wieners out!

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Correct. But they did so peacefully

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and without malice towards others.

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This was an attack on us.

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This is exactly why we sat out the
National Anthem in the first place!

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I want you to understand
something, ladies.

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I am in a PC pretzel here

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because if I say they can't protest

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even though you protested,

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and the only difference is their protest

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included physical gestures,
then I'm body-shaming!

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So, you're just gonna let boys take
their wieners out whenever they want?

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That's what happens when you
sit out the National Anthem.

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We walk together in peace!

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We walk together in pride!

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We are not going to feel
ashamed for who we are!

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We are not going to feel
guilt for the way we were born!

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- Wieners out!
- Wieners out!

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Don't let anyone tell
you you're somehow less

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because you're a boy!

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Don't let anyone tell you to
not think with your wiener,

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as if your wiener is a bad thing!

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- Yeah!
- That's right!

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What makes us different
makes us beautiful!

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No more shame! No more doubt!

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No more bigotry!

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Wieners out!

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Don't be an Uncle Kyle!

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Be proud of who you are!

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You are either with us or against us!

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It's really that simple!

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Damn it! Get out of here!

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Stop that!

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- You don't have to work tonight?
- Nope! Nothing!

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Wow. I don't remember the
last time you were able

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to actually get in bed
at the same time as me.

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Got all caught up with my work!

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Hey, I'm not complaining. It
feels good to have you here.

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I'm going on a run!!

249
00:11:50,540 --> 00:11:51,561
Fuck you.

250
00:11:51,659 --> 00:11:54,023
Fuck you!

251
00:11:54,120 --> 00:11:55,333
Yeah.

252
00:11:55,431 --> 00:11:56,836
Screw you, skank.

253
00:11:56,934 --> 00:11:58,275
You fat, little bitch!

254
00:11:58,373 --> 00:12:00,512
Go... Go kill yourself, whore!

255
00:12:01,440 --> 00:12:02,671
Yeah, fuck you, bitch!

256
00:12:02,705 --> 00:12:04,405
Fuck you! Yeahhaha haha!

257
00:12:04,439 --> 00:12:06,075
Gerald?

258
00:12:07,964 --> 00:12:10,040
Aah!

259
00:12:10,480 --> 00:12:12,513
Oh, sorry, hon! Sorry!

260
00:12:12,695 --> 00:12:14,004
Everything all right, guys?

261
00:12:14,102 --> 00:12:16,307
Everything's fine, Kyle. Go back to bed.

262
00:12:16,500 --> 00:12:19,759
One night, y-you say all
our computer stuff is broken,

263
00:12:19,857 --> 00:12:21,165
and you... You hide everything!

264
00:12:21,263 --> 00:12:22,796
And then you show up with
all this new equipment

265
00:12:22,894 --> 00:12:24,299
and now this! Please!

266
00:12:24,396 --> 00:12:25,898
Tell me what's going on!

267
00:12:25,996 --> 00:12:27,113
Nothing is going on.

268
00:12:27,210 --> 00:12:29,318
You hissed at me! You went...

269
00:12:29,416 --> 00:12:32,419
Okay, okay. I-I'm going to
tell you the truth, Sheila.

270
00:12:33,540 --> 00:12:36,096
I watch porn on the internet.

271
00:12:36,194 --> 00:12:37,151
Sorry.

272
00:12:37,249 --> 00:12:38,718
I'll try to stop.

273
00:12:38,816 --> 00:12:40,380
But I know you watch porn.

274
00:12:40,478 --> 00:12:41,754
You told me you watch porn,

275
00:12:41,853 --> 00:12:43,801
and I told you I don't care, Gerald.

276
00:12:43,899 --> 00:12:45,943
Oh, yeah! But, uh...

277
00:12:46,041 --> 00:12:47,030
It's, uh...

278
00:12:47,128 --> 00:12:49,044
But this is different.

279
00:12:49,142 --> 00:12:52,369
Why? Because it's not... normal porn?

280
00:12:52,467 --> 00:12:53,392
Right.

281
00:12:53,490 --> 00:12:55,470
Like something really embarrassing?

282
00:12:55,568 --> 00:12:56,909
It's really embarrassing.

283
00:12:57,006 --> 00:12:58,539
Tell me.

284
00:12:58,637 --> 00:13:00,330
It's... porn.

285
00:13:00,428 --> 00:13:02,952
It's... piss... porn.

286
00:13:03,145 --> 00:13:05,016
- Piss porn.
- Piss porn?

287
00:13:05,182 --> 00:13:06,852
Like people peeing on each other?

288
00:13:06,949 --> 00:13:08,994
See?! It's so embarrassing.

289
00:13:09,092 --> 00:13:10,625
No wonder I hid it, right?

290
00:13:10,722 --> 00:13:12,415
Phew. I'm sorry.

291
00:13:12,512 --> 00:13:14,813
It's good to get it
out in the open, though.

292
00:13:14,911 --> 00:13:16,571
Do you want me to pee on you?

293
00:13:16,669 --> 00:13:17,753
No!

294
00:13:17,851 --> 00:13:19,992
You only like watching other women pee?

295
00:13:20,089 --> 00:13:22,326
Oh, no, no. It's... It's not like that.

296
00:13:22,424 --> 00:13:23,892
Because they're pretty?

297
00:13:23,990 --> 00:13:27,089
You have to watch it on a video
because I'm overweight and old?

298
00:13:27,188 --> 00:13:29,647
No! I-I-I
want you to.

299
00:13:29,745 --> 00:13:31,884
I just couldn't ask.

300
00:13:31,983 --> 00:13:34,443
You do? Promise?

301
00:13:36,715 --> 00:13:38,502
Yes?

302
00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:55,479
Am I doing it right, Gerald?

303
00:13:55,577 --> 00:13:58,069
Yep.

304
00:13:58,167 --> 00:13:59,827
So hot, honey.

305
00:13:59,925 --> 00:14:02,576
Ugh. Warm. Ugh.

306
00:14:11,562 --> 00:14:13,478
Hi, Cartman.

307
00:14:13,577 --> 00:14:15,142
Hey, Kyle.

308
00:14:15,239 --> 00:14:17,539
I'm so sorry.

309
00:14:17,637 --> 00:14:18,978
What we did to you.

310
00:14:19,076 --> 00:14:21,375
This internet troll has
everyone going crazy.

311
00:14:21,473 --> 00:14:23,198
We shouldn't have assumed it was you.

312
00:14:23,296 --> 00:14:26,044
We shouldn't have...
broke all your stuff.

313
00:14:27,452 --> 00:14:28,888
Cool.

314
00:14:28,986 --> 00:14:30,423
That's cool.

315
00:14:30,521 --> 00:14:32,309
No. I know it's not cool.

316
00:14:32,408 --> 00:14:34,314
I know you're figuring
out how to get back at us.

317
00:14:34,348 --> 00:14:36,849
I saw a vagina, Kyle.

318
00:14:36,947 --> 00:14:38,064
What?

319
00:14:38,162 --> 00:14:39,503
I'm not holding a grudge.

320
00:14:39,601 --> 00:14:41,644
I'm happier now. I have purpose.

321
00:14:41,743 --> 00:14:43,595
- You saw whose vagina?
- My girlfriend's.

322
00:14:43,661 --> 00:14:45,992
She stood six feet away
and flashed it really fast.

323
00:14:46,090 --> 00:14:47,687
But in that instant,
you know what I saw?

324
00:14:47,785 --> 00:14:50,213
I saw that humankind
could colonize Mars.

325
00:14:50,311 --> 00:14:52,003
I saw the potential of our species

326
00:14:52,101 --> 00:14:54,383
to terraform other planets
and reach the infinite.

327
00:14:54,417 --> 00:14:56,674
Yeah, right, okay. I'm
being serious, Cartman.

328
00:14:56,716 --> 00:14:59,044
Butters needs to be taken down a
notch, and you're the best at that.

329
00:14:59,173 --> 00:15:00,732
Eric! Hey, I got us chocolate milks!

330
00:15:00,734 --> 00:15:02,330
Of course you did,
'cause you're amazing.

331
00:15:02,332 --> 00:15:04,369
- And look what I made you.
- The pink and blue one?

332
00:15:04,488 --> 00:15:06,881
- That's what my baby wanted.
- Yay! Put it on me!

333
00:15:06,927 --> 00:15:09,392
Oh, sorry. Heidi, you know Kyle.

334
00:15:09,546 --> 00:15:10,579
Oh, yeah. Hey, Kyle.

335
00:15:10,677 --> 00:15:13,232
The show's on at 5:00 tonight if you
want to watch at your house or my house.

336
00:15:13,330 --> 00:15:14,959
Oh, either way, we
totally can. I just...

337
00:15:15,056 --> 00:15:17,420
I guess Kyle had something
to talk to us about first.

338
00:15:17,518 --> 00:15:19,018
Go ahead, Kyle.

339
00:15:19,927 --> 00:15:21,417
Uh...

340
00:15:21,514 --> 00:15:23,846
The school's in trouble and, um...

341
00:15:23,944 --> 00:15:25,784
o-our friends are...

342
00:15:25,930 --> 00:15:29,345
He said something about us working
together to help take down Butters?

343
00:15:29,443 --> 00:15:31,703
- Why? What's going on, boo?
- I'm not sure, boo.

344
00:15:31,749 --> 00:15:33,214
Could you start from
the beginning, Kyle?

345
00:15:33,311 --> 00:15:35,068
Heidi's amazing at figuring things out.

346
00:15:47,666 --> 00:15:50,605
It wasn't supposed to be like this.

347
00:15:50,703 --> 00:15:54,218
I just thought it was funny
making people get riled up.

348
00:15:54,316 --> 00:15:56,936
It was just stupid,
harmless locker-room humor...

349
00:15:57,033 --> 00:15:58,918
until I made that lady kill herself.

350
00:15:59,016 --> 00:16:02,499
You can't deny who you are, Skankhunt.

351
00:16:02,596 --> 00:16:04,033
Don't call me that here!

352
00:16:04,131 --> 00:16:06,111
Why can't you just go away?!

353
00:16:06,209 --> 00:16:08,125
Because we're all in danger!

354
00:16:08,223 --> 00:16:09,883
Didn't you see the video I sent you?

355
00:16:09,982 --> 00:16:11,387
No! Don't you get it?

356
00:16:11,484 --> 00:16:12,761
I went protocol zero!

357
00:16:12,859 --> 00:16:13,880
I broke my phone!

358
00:16:13,978 --> 00:16:15,991
I deleted all my e-mail accounts

359
00:16:16,088 --> 00:16:18,835
so that nobody can trace me ever again!

360
00:16:18,933 --> 00:16:20,754
They will be able to.

361
00:16:20,851 --> 00:16:22,033
Everyone.

362
00:16:22,131 --> 00:16:24,463
You need to see this video, Skankhunt.

363
00:16:24,560 --> 00:16:27,020
The whole world is about to change.

364
00:16:28,930 --> 00:16:31,677
You want to know what's really going
on? I'll tell you what's going on.

365
00:16:31,774 --> 00:16:33,915
Even though women have made
great gains in the last century,

366
00:16:34,013 --> 00:16:37,048
there's still a part of men who aren't
comfortable with women having power.

367
00:16:37,146 --> 00:16:38,551
It really just comes down to that.

368
00:16:38,648 --> 00:16:40,181
And then you have social
media, which allows men to

369
00:16:40,279 --> 00:16:42,899
anonymously say horrific things
like "women aren't funny,"

370
00:16:42,996 --> 00:16:45,233
even though Heidi's, like,
the funniest person I ever met.

371
00:16:45,330 --> 00:16:46,256
Pssh, shut up.

372
00:16:46,354 --> 00:16:47,918
No, it's true. Get over yourself.

373
00:16:48,016 --> 00:16:49,837
I don't even try to be funny.

374
00:16:49,934 --> 00:16:52,132
I know. You don't have
to because you're awesome.

375
00:16:52,165 --> 00:16:54,281
Cartman, will you just
help me mess with Butters

376
00:16:54,378 --> 00:16:56,518
to stop his little agro
club from getting any bigger?

377
00:16:56,616 --> 00:16:58,948
Like, mess with Butters how?

378
00:16:59,046 --> 00:17:01,186
What do you mean, "mess with Butters?"

379
00:17:01,284 --> 00:17:03,104
You know what I mean. Come on!

380
00:17:03,202 --> 00:17:04,703
We need the old Cartman back.

381
00:17:04,800 --> 00:17:07,580
Oh, I see. You have
a problem with Heidi.

382
00:17:07,678 --> 00:17:09,371
- What?
- You're threatened by her

383
00:17:09,468 --> 00:17:12,567
because she actually has interesting
things to say and she's funnier than you.

384
00:17:12,665 --> 00:17:14,198
That's not true at all.

385
00:17:14,296 --> 00:17:15,573
Oh, she's not funnier than you?

386
00:17:15,671 --> 00:17:17,075
Or is she just not funny
because she's a girl?!

387
00:17:17,173 --> 00:17:19,505
Babe, stop. I don't think
he meant anything by it.

388
00:17:19,603 --> 00:17:21,519
Sorry, babe. It just
really ruffles my feathers.

389
00:17:21,617 --> 00:17:24,268
Look, Kyle, I think it's great you're
trying to patch things up with everyone,

390
00:17:24,367 --> 00:17:27,210
but the truth is, Eric and I
are just kind of out of it now.

391
00:17:27,308 --> 00:17:28,553
We're just out of it now.

392
00:17:28,651 --> 00:17:30,279
We gave up social media
and all the ugliness

393
00:17:30,377 --> 00:17:32,837
that goes along with it,
and we're in a better place.

394
00:17:32,935 --> 00:17:34,883
Humans. On Mars.

395
00:17:36,867 --> 00:17:38,112
I'm warning you, Skankhunt,

396
00:17:38,210 --> 00:17:40,414
this video is really
gonna rock your world.

397
00:17:40,512 --> 00:17:42,204
Can you please call me Gerald?!

398
00:17:42,302 --> 00:17:45,177
It's a very obscure news
story from the BBC in England.

399
00:17:45,276 --> 00:17:47,544
Hardly anyone's even seen it over here.

400
00:17:47,642 --> 00:17:52,211
This is why we all have
to come together, Skank.

401
00:17:52,309 --> 00:17:53,842
Since the dawn of the Internet,

402
00:17:53,940 --> 00:17:56,112
message boards and chat
rooms have lit up with people

403
00:17:56,210 --> 00:17:59,181
who incite and insult
for no apparent reason.

404
00:17:59,279 --> 00:18:01,099
They're called "trolls."

405
00:18:01,197 --> 00:18:02,890
And a controversial company in Denmark

406
00:18:02,988 --> 00:18:05,767
is working to make them
a thing of the past.

407
00:18:05,865 --> 00:18:08,229
The days of trolls
hiding behind nicknames

408
00:18:08,326 --> 00:18:10,530
and message boards are
over, the Danish claim,

409
00:18:10,628 --> 00:18:12,800
as a new website, trolltrace.com,

410
00:18:12,898 --> 00:18:14,622
will soon be up and running.

411
00:18:14,720 --> 00:18:17,724
In less than a month, the
servers will become active.

412
00:18:17,822 --> 00:18:19,418
Anyone can take any troll comment

413
00:18:19,516 --> 00:18:20,857
and send it through the Danish servers

414
00:18:20,955 --> 00:18:23,895
where a real name and a physical
address will be attached.

415
00:18:23,992 --> 00:18:27,059
Every message, every
comment ever made by trolls

416
00:18:27,157 --> 00:18:30,256
will retroactively be given
a tag with the author's name,

417
00:18:30,355 --> 00:18:33,901
location, and full internet history.

418
00:18:33,998 --> 00:18:36,203
Fuck.

419
00:18:36,301 --> 00:18:37,386
I told you.

420
00:18:37,483 --> 00:18:40,359
And this is the man who
has masterminded it all.

421
00:18:40,456 --> 00:18:42,373
What this will allow people to do

422
00:18:42,471 --> 00:18:45,954
is trace back harmful and
hateful postings or e-mails.

423
00:18:46,052 --> 00:18:48,863
You see, the troll hides
behind a protective layer,

424
00:18:48,961 --> 00:18:52,124
if you will, that Internet
anonymity provides.

425
00:18:52,222 --> 00:18:54,171
We intend to strip
them of that protection

426
00:18:54,268 --> 00:18:56,632
so that everyone will know who they are.

427
00:18:56,730 --> 00:19:00,373
And what about people who will use
this to spy on others who aren't trolls?

428
00:19:00,471 --> 00:19:01,844
Uh, what do you mean?

429
00:19:01,941 --> 00:19:03,154
Once your servers become active,

430
00:19:03,252 --> 00:19:04,944
anyone could trace
anything on the Internet

431
00:19:05,042 --> 00:19:06,192
back to whoever wrote it.

432
00:19:06,289 --> 00:19:07,982
How do you stop that from happening?

433
00:19:08,079 --> 00:19:10,220
Oh, oh. Right.

434
00:19:10,318 --> 00:19:13,928
This service is only for
tracing the identity of trolls.

435
00:19:14,026 --> 00:19:15,047
Thank you.

436
00:19:15,145 --> 00:19:16,678
Komme oot troll.

437
00:19:16,776 --> 00:19:19,938
Komme oot und dee.

438
00:19:20,036 --> 00:19:22,145
I Google Translated the last part.

439
00:19:22,243 --> 00:19:24,159
He says "Come out, troll.

440
00:19:24,257 --> 00:19:25,949
Come out and die."

441
00:19:26,047 --> 00:19:27,164
This can't be happening.

442
00:19:27,262 --> 00:19:30,201
By next week, everything
everyone has ever done online

443
00:19:30,299 --> 00:19:32,055
is gonna be available to the public.

444
00:19:32,153 --> 00:19:33,942
Then it's over.

445
00:19:34,040 --> 00:19:35,317
I-I'm dead.

446
00:19:35,415 --> 00:19:36,915
You're not dead, Skankhunt.

447
00:19:37,013 --> 00:19:39,217
There's still hope.

448
00:19:44,056 --> 00:19:46,196
Everyone! Can I have
your attention please?!

449
00:19:47,861 --> 00:19:49,809
I know the past few weeks
have been very difficult...

450
00:19:49,907 --> 00:19:51,696
for all of us.

451
00:19:51,793 --> 00:19:55,915
I know, now more than ever,
that something has to change.

452
00:19:56,571 --> 00:19:58,633
I thought a lot about
this the past few days.

453
00:19:58,731 --> 00:20:02,149
I've seen a lot of things I
never thought I would ever see.

454
00:20:02,248 --> 00:20:04,323
These are all complex
issues we're having to face.

455
00:20:04,421 --> 00:20:07,009
And now I know that
after you break it down,

456
00:20:07,107 --> 00:20:08,992
there's really only one answer.

457
00:20:17,247 --> 00:20:19,178
Good for you, Uncle Kyle!

458
00:20:29,774 --> 00:20:35,015
Fellow trolls, let me
introduce you to... Skankhunt42.

459
00:20:35,113 --> 00:20:37,797
I'm not necessarily Skankhunt42.

460
00:20:38,144 --> 00:20:40,290
It's okay, Skank.

461
00:20:41,042 --> 00:20:43,259
You are with your kind.

462
00:20:47,485 --> 00:20:50,363
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