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Dora!

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Fable!

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Fable!

4
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Huh?

5
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All right. Hold still now.

6
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Mmm-hmm. Yes.

7
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Well...
Oh, sorry.

8
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No, thanks.

9
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Well, you're
in good health.

10
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So how's Judith
and the kids?

11
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Good. Everyone's good,
you know.

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Danny must be, what?
About to be bar mitzvah?

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Two weeks.

14
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Well, mazel tov!

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They grow up fast,
don't they?

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Hmm...

17
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Hmm...

18
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Yeah, you put the...

19
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That's right, you put the...

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You following this?

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Okay?

22
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So...

23
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This part is exciting.

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So, am I right?

25
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So, okay So...

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So, if that's that,
then we can do this.

27
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And that's Schrödinger's Paradox, right?

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Is the cat dead?

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Or is the cat
not dead?

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Messages,
Professor Gopnik.

31
00:14:38,934 --> 00:14:40,333
Thank you, Natalie.

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Oh, Clive, come in.

33
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So, what can I do for you?

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Dr Gopnik, I believe the results

35
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of the physics midterm
were unjust.

36
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Uh-huh? How so?

37
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I received
unsatisfactory grade.

38
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In fact, F,
the failing grade.

39
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Yes. You failed the midterm.
That's accurate.

40
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Yes, but that is not just.

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I was unaware to be
examined on the mathematics.

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Well, you can't do physics without
mathematics, really, can you?

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If I receive the failing
grade, I lose my scholarship,

44
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and I feel shame.

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I understand the physics.
I understand the dead cat.

46
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But you can't really
understand the physics

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without understanding
the math.

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The math tells how it really
works That's the real thing.

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The stories I give you in
class are just illustrative.

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They're like fables, say,
to help give you a picture.

51
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I mean...

52
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Even I don't understand
the dead cat.

53
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The math is how
it really works.

54
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Very difficult.

55
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Very difficult.

56
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Well, I'm sorry, but I...

57
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What do you propose?

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- Passing grade.
- No, no.

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Or perhaps I can
take the midterm again.

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I know now it cover
the mathematics.

61
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Well, the other students
wouldn't like that, would they?

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If one student gets to retake the
test until he gets a grade he likes?

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- Secret test
- No...

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- Hush-hush.
- No.

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That's just not workable.

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I'm afraid we'll just have to bite
the bullet on this thing, Clive...

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Very troubling.

68
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Very troubling.

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Sy Able man.

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Hello, Sy
Larry Gopnik.

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Larry. How are you,
my friend?

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Good How you been, Sy?

73
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Fine Can
we talk, Larry?

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What? You...
Uh...

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Hello? Larry?

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Call back!

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Clive!

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That was Sy Able man.

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He said he
got disconnected.

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Out in a minute.

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I got to wash my hair.
I'm going out tonight.

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I'll be out in a minute.

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Jesus Christ!

84
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Why is Uncle Arthur
always in the bathroom?

85
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He has to drain his
sebaceous cyst. You know that.

86
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Will you set the table?

87
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Why can't he do it in the
basement or out in the garage?

88
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I had 20 bucks in it,
too. Inside the case.

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Twenty bucks?
How come?

90
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Bought a lid from Mike
Fable a couple of weeks ago.

91
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Still owed him 20.

92
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He already
gave you the pot?

93
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Yeah. But a couple of weeks
ago, my funding got cut off.

94
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Fable said he'd pound the crap
out of me if I didn't pay up.

95
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What funding got cut off?
Where do you get your money?

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What happened?

97
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Rabbi Turchik took his
radio Had money in it.

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That fucker!

99
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Yeah. I think he said
he was confiscating it.

100
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He's a fucker. Where
do you get your money?

101
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Mike Fable’s
going to kick his ass.

102
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Last week he pounded the
crap out of Seth Seddlemeyer.

103
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He's a fucker!

104
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- Fable or Seth Seddlemeyer?
- They're both fuckers!

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Out in a minute!

106
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Are you still in there?

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Yeah, I'll be out in a minute!

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Arthur!

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- Yeah?
- Dinner!

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Okay,out in a minute!

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We should wait.

112
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Are you kidding?

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Mr. Brandt keeps mowing
part of our lawn.

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Does that matter?

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What?

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JUDITH: Is it important?

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It's just odd.

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Mom, how long is Uncle
Arthur staying with us?

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Ask your father.

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Honey.

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Honey.

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Did you talk to Sy?

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Sy?

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Sy Able man That's
right, he called But I...

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- You didn't talk to him?
- No.

126
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You know the problems that
you and I have been having?

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Mmm-hmm.

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Well, Sy and I
have become very close.

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In short, I think it's time that
we start talking about a divorce.

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Sy Able man?

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This is not about Sy.

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You mentioned Sy!

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Don't twist my words,
Larry.

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A divorce? What have I done?
I haven't done anything.

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Larry, don't be a child.

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You haven't done anything.
I haven't done anything.

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Yes! Yes, we haven't
done anything.

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And I'm probably
about to get tenure.

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Nevertheless, there have
been problems, as you know...

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- Well...
- ...and things have changed.

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And then, Sy Able man.

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00:20:52,791 --> 00:20:54,088
Sy has come into
my life, and I...

143
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Come into your... What does
that mean? You barely know him.

144
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Oh, please We've known the
Aleman’s for 15 years, Larry!

145
00:21:00,564 --> 00:21:04,158
Yes, but you said
we hadn't done anything.

146
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I haven't done anything.

147
00:21:07,303 --> 00:21:09,998
This is not some
flashy fling, Larry.

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This is not about
woopsy-doopsy.

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Sy Able man?

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- I'll be out in a minute!
- Oh, Jesus Christ!

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00:21:18,512 --> 00:21:20,104
Look, I didn't know any other
way of breaking it to you

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except to just tell you
and treat you like an adult.

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Is that so wrong?

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Where do I sleep?

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- What?
- Arthur's on the couch.

156
00:21:29,522 --> 00:21:30,614
Look, Sy feels
that we should...

157
00:21:30,690 --> 00:21:33,123
Esther is barely cold!

158
00:21:33,192 --> 00:21:35,126
Esther died three years ago,

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and it was a loveless marriage.

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Sy wants a get.

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00:21:43,968 --> 00:21:45,492
- A what?
- A ritual divorce.

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00:21:45,603 --> 00:21:47,194
He says it's very important.

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Without a get,
I'm an agene.

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A what?

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00:21:51,642 --> 00:21:53,200
What are you
talking about?

166
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You always act
so surprised.

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I have begged you
to see the Rabbi.

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Messages,
Professor Gopnik.

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Yes, thanks for coming,
Clive. Have a seat.

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We had, I think, a
good talk the other day,

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...but you left something...
- I didn't leave it.

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Well, you don't even know
what I was going to say.

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I didn't leave anything.

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I'm not missing anything.

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I know where everything is.

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Well then, Clive...

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00:23:15,914 --> 00:23:17,404
Where did this come from?

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This is here, isn't it?

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00:23:23,854 --> 00:23:25,219
Yes, sir.
That is there.

180
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This is not nothing.

181
00:23:26,457 --> 00:23:27,788
This is something.

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00:23:28,759 --> 00:23:30,623
Yes. That is something.

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00:23:31,928 --> 00:23:34,055
- What is it?
- You know what it is, I believe.

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- And you know I can't keep it, Clive.
- Yes, sir.

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00:23:37,799 --> 00:23:39,699
I'll have to pass it on
to Professor Finkle,

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along with my suspicions
about where it came from.

187
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Actions have consequences.

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Yes. Often.

189
00:23:45,639 --> 00:23:48,073
No, always! Actions
always have consequences!

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00:23:48,142 --> 00:23:51,043
In this office, actions
have consequences.

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00:23:51,112 --> 00:23:52,806
- Yes, sir.
- Not just physics,

192
00:23:52,912 --> 00:23:54,140
...morally.
- Yes.

193
00:23:54,247 --> 00:23:55,976
And we both know
about your actions.

194
00:23:56,082 --> 00:23:58,050
No, sir.
I know about my actions.

195
00:23:58,118 --> 00:24:01,746
I can interpret, Clive I know
what you meant me to understand.

196
00:24:01,820 --> 00:24:03,447
Meer sir my sir.

197
00:24:06,959 --> 00:24:08,892
"Meer sir my sir"?

198
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Mere surmise, sir.

199
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Very uncertain.

200
00:24:48,027 --> 00:24:49,289
You little brat fucker!

201
00:24:49,362 --> 00:24:51,489
You snuck 20 bucks
out of my drawer!

202
00:24:51,863 --> 00:24:53,660
Studying Torah,
asshole.

203
00:24:53,765 --> 00:24:55,699
You little brat!
I'm telling Dad!

204
00:24:56,034 --> 00:24:58,161
You going to tell him you've been
sneaking it out of his wallet?

205
00:24:58,270 --> 00:25:01,466
You know what I'm going to do, you
little brat, if you don't give it back?

206
00:25:02,206 --> 00:25:03,468
Dad?

207
00:25:03,874 --> 00:25:06,138
Dad, you've
got to fix the aerial.

208
00:25:06,210 --> 00:25:08,200
Hello, Larry. Have you
thought about a lawyer?

209
00:25:08,311 --> 00:25:09,608
- Dad!
- Honey, please!

210
00:25:09,679 --> 00:25:10,771
We're not getting
channel four at all.

211
00:25:10,847 --> 00:25:12,144
Can we
discuss it later?

212
00:25:12,215 --> 00:25:13,375
I can't get F Troop.

213
00:25:13,483 --> 00:25:14,813
Larry, the
children know.

214
00:25:14,883 --> 00:25:16,282
Do you think
this is some secret?

215
00:25:16,351 --> 00:25:17,875
Do you think this is something
we're going to keep quiet?

216
00:25:17,986 --> 00:25:19,544
Dad, Uncle Arthur is
in the bathroom again,

217
00:25:19,655 --> 00:25:20,815
and I'm going
to the Hole at 8:00.

218
00:25:20,889 --> 00:25:22,150
- Out in a minute!
- Ow! Stop!

219
00:25:22,223 --> 00:25:24,214
- She keeps doing that!
- What's going on?

220
00:25:52,916 --> 00:25:54,144
Arthur?

221
00:25:54,551 --> 00:25:55,575
Yes?

222
00:25:56,920 --> 00:25:58,387
What are you doing?

223
00:26:00,923 --> 00:26:02,982
Working on the Meticulous.

224
00:26:05,728 --> 00:26:07,695
Any luck, um,

225
00:26:09,264 --> 00:26:10,822
looking for an apartment?

226
00:26:14,168 --> 00:26:15,192
No.

227
00:26:32,451 --> 00:26:34,282
- Sy.
- Good to see you, Larry.

228
00:26:36,120 --> 00:26:37,109
I'll get Judith.

229
00:26:37,221 --> 00:26:41,123
No, listen, actually, I'm
here to see you, if I might.

230
00:26:42,426 --> 00:26:44,689
Such a thing
Such a thing.

231
00:26:44,761 --> 00:26:45,785
Shall we go
in the kitchen?

232
00:26:45,896 --> 00:26:50,628
You know, Larry, the way we
handle ourselves in this situation,

233
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so important.

234
00:26:52,968 --> 00:26:54,697
- Uh-huh?
- Absolutely.

235
00:26:54,770 --> 00:26:56,294
Judith told me that she
broke the news to you,

236
00:26:56,405 --> 00:26:59,430
and she said that
you were very adult.

237
00:26:59,941 --> 00:27:01,408
- Did she?
- Absolutely.

238
00:27:01,743 --> 00:27:03,870
The respect she has
for you...

239
00:27:04,746 --> 00:27:06,474
- Yes?
- Do you drink wine?

240
00:27:06,813 --> 00:27:08,075
Because this is
an incredible bottle.

241
00:27:08,148 --> 00:27:09,410
This is not
Megan David, Larry.

242
00:27:09,483 --> 00:27:12,213
This is a wine A Bordeaux.

243
00:27:12,286 --> 00:27:13,912
- You know, Sy...
- Open it.

244
00:27:13,986 --> 00:27:16,580
Let it breathe.
Ten minutes.

245
00:27:16,656 --> 00:27:19,124
Letting it breathe,
so important.

246
00:27:19,225 --> 00:27:20,987
Thanks, Sy,
but I'm not...

247
00:27:21,092 --> 00:27:23,583
Listen, I insist, Larry.
There's no cause for discomfort.

248
00:27:23,662 --> 00:27:25,721
I'd be uncomfortable
if you didn't take it.

249
00:27:25,797 --> 00:27:27,923
Larry, listen.
These are signs.

250
00:27:27,998 --> 00:27:29,260
Tokens, Larry.

251
00:27:29,333 --> 00:27:30,732
I'm just...
I'm not ungrateful.

252
00:27:30,801 --> 00:27:32,063
I just don't know
a lot about wine,

253
00:27:32,136 --> 00:27:33,660
...and given our...
- It's okay.

254
00:27:34,271 --> 00:27:36,431
...respective...
- It's okay.

255
00:27:38,641 --> 00:27:42,133
Larry, we're
going to be fine.

256
00:27:49,984 --> 00:27:51,349
Want some of this,
fucker?

257
00:28:24,147 --> 00:28:25,205
Fuck.

258
00:31:35,880 --> 00:31:38,314
Would you read this?
Tell me what you think?

259
00:31:41,284 --> 00:31:42,376
Okay.

260
00:31:44,554 --> 00:31:46,784
Boy! You should have
worn a hat.

261
00:32:10,242 --> 00:32:12,176
Let's see
some hustle, Mitch.

262
00:32:58,084 --> 00:32:59,244
Larry?

263
00:33:00,286 --> 00:33:01,752
Hi, Arlen.

264
00:33:02,387 --> 00:33:07,552
Larry, I feel that as head of the
tenure committee, I should tell you this.

265
00:33:07,960 --> 00:33:13,363
Though it should be no cause for concern,
and you should not at all be worried.

266
00:33:13,731 --> 00:33:14,755
Okay.

267
00:33:14,865 --> 00:33:17,389
But I feel
I should mention it,

268
00:33:17,467 --> 00:33:21,426
even though it will carry
no weight in our decision

269
00:33:21,538 --> 00:33:23,096
on whether or not
to grant you tenure.

270
00:33:23,206 --> 00:33:25,867
So again,
no cause for concern.

271
00:33:25,941 --> 00:33:28,375
Okay, Arlen
Give what any weight?

272
00:33:29,612 --> 00:33:30,976
Well...

273
00:33:31,079 --> 00:33:33,138
We've received
a number of letters

274
00:33:34,549 --> 00:33:38,246
denigrating you
and urging us not to...

275
00:33:38,319 --> 00:33:39,979
Not to grant you tenure.

276
00:33:42,823 --> 00:33:43,790
From who?

277
00:33:43,890 --> 00:33:47,416
Well, they're anonymous,
so we dismiss them completely.

278
00:33:48,427 --> 00:33:49,894
Well, what do they say?

279
00:33:50,296 --> 00:33:52,491
Well, they
make allegations...

280
00:33:52,598 --> 00:33:54,622
Well, allegations...
Assertions.

281
00:33:54,733 --> 00:33:58,601
And though we give them
no credence at all, Larry.

282
00:33:59,437 --> 00:34:00,926
Well, I'm not really
at liberty

283
00:34:01,005 --> 00:34:03,599
to discuss the specifics of
the committee's deliberations.

284
00:34:03,674 --> 00:34:07,405
But I think you're saying these won't
play any part in your deliberations?

285
00:34:07,478 --> 00:34:08,774
None whatsoever.

286
00:34:08,845 --> 00:34:09,812
So what are they?

287
00:34:09,912 --> 00:34:12,745
Moral turpitude,
you could say.

288
00:34:14,250 --> 00:34:16,911
Uh-huh. Can I ask? Are they...

289
00:34:18,020 --> 00:34:20,011
- Are they idiomatic?
- Hmm?

290
00:34:20,122 --> 00:34:23,921
The reason I ask, I have a
Korean student. South Korean.

291
00:34:24,025 --> 00:34:27,859
A disgruntled South Korean, and I
meant to talk to you about this...

292
00:34:27,962 --> 00:34:33,126
Oh, no, no They're competently,
even eloquently written.

293
00:34:33,199 --> 00:34:36,794
A native English speaker.
There's no question about that.

294
00:34:36,870 --> 00:34:39,269
- Uh-huh.
- Let me reiterate.

295
00:34:39,338 --> 00:34:40,805
No cause for concern.

296
00:34:40,873 --> 00:34:45,707
I only speak because I
would feel odd concealing it.

297
00:34:45,810 --> 00:34:47,437
- Yes.
- Yeah.

298
00:34:49,480 --> 00:34:50,538
Best to Judith.

299
00:34:57,888 --> 00:34:59,719
I got to get
my radio back.

300
00:34:59,823 --> 00:35:02,017
Maybe the fucker lodged
it up his fucking asshole.

301
00:35:02,124 --> 00:35:05,457
I got to get it back, or Mike Fable’s
going to pound the crap out of me.

302
00:35:05,561 --> 00:35:06,994
Way up his asshole.

303
00:35:21,241 --> 00:35:22,400
Good afternoon.

304
00:35:26,479 --> 00:35:27,468
Go scrub up, Mitch.

305
00:35:29,582 --> 00:35:30,673
Been hunting?

306
00:35:37,254 --> 00:35:38,687
Is that a...

307
00:35:38,756 --> 00:35:40,189
It's going to be
a boat shed.

308
00:35:40,257 --> 00:35:41,554
Uh-huh.

309
00:35:41,659 --> 00:35:42,648
That's great.

310
00:35:44,261 --> 00:35:46,694
- Mr. Brandt...
- I said scrub up, Mitch!

311
00:35:51,601 --> 00:35:53,033
Isn't this a school day?

312
00:35:53,102 --> 00:35:55,161
I took him out of school today
so he could hunt with his dad.

313
00:35:58,440 --> 00:36:00,270
Uh, Mr Brandt,

314
00:36:00,375 --> 00:36:02,343
that's just about at
the property line there.

315
00:36:02,410 --> 00:36:03,775
I don't think
we're supposed to get

316
00:36:03,878 --> 00:36:05,505
...within, what, 10 feet...
- Property line's the poplar.

317
00:36:07,781 --> 00:36:09,009
- The...
- Poplar.

318
00:36:09,683 --> 00:36:12,345
- Well, even if it is, you're just
about over it. - Measure.

319
00:36:12,452 --> 00:36:15,420
- I don't have to measure, you
can tell it's... - Line's the poplar.

320
00:36:16,856 --> 00:36:17,914
What's going on?

321
00:36:18,357 --> 00:36:19,381
Nothing.

322
00:36:22,127 --> 00:36:23,890
- Larry?
- Yeah?

323
00:36:23,962 --> 00:36:25,554
Did you go to
Sieglestein Schultz?

324
00:36:25,630 --> 00:36:26,722
No, I... Not yet.

325
00:36:26,798 --> 00:36:27,856
Larry.

326
00:36:27,932 --> 00:36:29,193
Appointment Monday.

327
00:36:29,266 --> 00:36:30,563
Where are you going?

328
00:36:30,634 --> 00:36:31,896
I'm going to the Hole.

329
00:36:31,969 --> 00:36:33,561
What? At 5:00?

330
00:36:33,637 --> 00:36:36,128
We're stopping at Laurie Kipper stein’s
house so I can wash my hair.

331
00:36:36,739 --> 00:36:37,763
Hi, Mr Gopnik.

332
00:36:38,141 --> 00:36:40,302
- You can't wash it here?
- Uncle Arthur's in the bathroom.

333
00:36:40,410 --> 00:36:41,968
I'll be out in a minute!

334
00:36:42,078 --> 00:36:43,136
- Are you ready?
- Huh?

335
00:36:43,246 --> 00:36:44,735
- We're meeting Sy at Embers.
- I am?

336
00:36:44,813 --> 00:36:47,145
Both of us.
I told you, Larry.

337
00:36:49,151 --> 00:36:50,379
Larry.

338
00:36:54,755 --> 00:36:55,813
How are you?

339
00:36:57,625 --> 00:36:58,648
Sy.

340
00:37:01,227 --> 00:37:02,251
Hello, Judith.

341
00:37:02,328 --> 00:37:03,317
Hello, Sy.

342
00:37:05,565 --> 00:37:08,795
Larry, I want to
thank you for coming.

343
00:37:09,101 --> 00:37:12,628
It's so important that we be
able to discuss these things.

344
00:37:12,738 --> 00:37:14,432
I'm happy to come
to Embers, Sy.

345
00:37:14,505 --> 00:37:16,996
But I'm thinking, really,
maybe it's best to leave

346
00:37:17,108 --> 00:37:18,439
these discussions
to the lawyers.

347
00:37:18,509 --> 00:37:21,341
Of course Legal matters,
you let the lawyers discuss.

348
00:37:21,445 --> 00:37:23,436
You don't mix
apples and oranges.

349
00:37:23,513 --> 00:37:24,946
I have begged you
to see the lawyer.

350
00:37:25,015 --> 00:37:26,277
I told you,
I'm going Monday.

351
00:37:26,349 --> 00:37:29,010
Monday is timely.
This is not...

352
00:37:29,118 --> 00:37:32,781
Please, Embers is not the forum
for legalities You're so right.

353
00:37:34,023 --> 00:37:37,514
No, Judith and I wanted
merely to discuss, uh,

354
00:37:38,359 --> 00:37:40,793
practicalities.
Living arrangements.

355
00:37:41,162 --> 00:37:44,961
After all, this is an issue
where no one is at odds.

356
00:37:45,032 --> 00:37:46,192
Living arrangements?

357
00:37:47,367 --> 00:37:50,597
I think we all agree
that the children

358
00:37:50,670 --> 00:37:53,764
not being contaminated
with the tension,

359
00:37:53,840 --> 00:37:54,966
the most important.

360
00:37:55,041 --> 00:37:57,032
We shouldn't put the kids
in the middle of this, Larry.

361
00:37:57,143 --> 00:37:58,166
The kids aren't...

362
00:37:58,276 --> 00:38:00,176
I'm saying "we."
I'm not pointing fingers.

363
00:38:00,278 --> 00:38:02,974
No one is playing
the blame game, Larry.

364
00:38:03,048 --> 00:38:04,140
I didn't say
anyone was.

365
00:38:04,216 --> 00:38:06,183
Well, let's not play "He
Said, She Said," either.

366
00:38:06,317 --> 00:38:08,308
- I wasn't! I...
- All right. Look, look, look.

367
00:38:08,385 --> 00:38:12,151
Let's just take a step back and
we can diffuse the situation.

368
00:38:14,324 --> 00:38:17,851
You know, Larry,
sometimes I find that

369
00:38:17,961 --> 00:38:19,622
if I count to 10...

370
00:38:21,563 --> 00:38:22,621
One,

371
00:38:23,899 --> 00:38:24,888
two,

372
00:38:26,401 --> 00:38:27,459
three,

373
00:38:28,903 --> 00:38:30,131
four...

374
00:38:30,538 --> 00:38:32,403
Or silently.

375
00:38:39,846 --> 00:38:42,507
Really, to keep things
on an even keel

376
00:38:42,581 --> 00:38:44,481
leading up to
Danny's bar mitzvah...

377
00:38:44,550 --> 00:38:46,347
A child's
bar mitzvah, Larry.

378
00:38:46,418 --> 00:38:50,148
Sy and I think it's best if
you move out of the house.

379
00:38:51,489 --> 00:38:52,478
Move out?

380
00:38:52,590 --> 00:38:55,024
- Well, it makes eminent sense.
- Things can't continue as they...

381
00:38:55,093 --> 00:38:56,560
Move out?
Where would I go?

382
00:38:56,661 --> 00:38:59,720
Well, for instance, the
Jolly Roger is quite liveable.

383
00:38:59,830 --> 00:39:01,092
It's not expensive.

384
00:39:01,198 --> 00:39:03,758
The rooms are
eminently habitable.

385
00:39:03,867 --> 00:39:05,356
This would allow you
to visit the kids.

386
00:39:05,434 --> 00:39:07,527
There's convenience in its
favour They've got a pool.

387
00:39:07,603 --> 00:39:10,265
Wouldn't it make more sense
for you to move in with Sy?

388
00:39:12,240 --> 00:39:13,332
Larry.

389
00:39:13,742 --> 00:39:16,870
Larry, you...
You are jesting.

390
00:39:17,913 --> 00:39:20,710
I think, really,
the Jolly Roger

391
00:39:20,781 --> 00:39:23,841
is the appropriate
course of action.

392
00:39:29,289 --> 00:39:30,381
Listen here,

393
00:39:30,456 --> 00:39:32,117
you little fucker,
I want my money!

394
00:39:32,258 --> 00:39:33,520
Stop it!
I'm going to get it!

395
00:39:33,526 --> 00:39:34,549
Give it back!

396
00:39:34,626 --> 00:39:36,253
You owe me 20 bucks,
you little shit!

397
00:39:36,361 --> 00:39:38,295
- Don't worry about it!
- Give it, brat fucker!

398
00:39:38,430 --> 00:39:40,898
- I'm going to get it! I'm going to get it!
- Brat! Fucker!

399
00:39:40,966 --> 00:39:42,626
- What's going on?
- Nothing.

400
00:39:44,969 --> 00:39:47,028
- What was that?
- Nothing.

401
00:39:48,272 --> 00:39:49,761
How's the Torah
portion coming?

402
00:39:49,873 --> 00:39:52,239
Can you maybe
use the hi-fi?

403
00:39:52,309 --> 00:39:53,571
- What?
- Can I borrow this?

404
00:39:53,643 --> 00:39:57,544
I'm taking some stuff to,
you know, the Jolly Roger.

405
00:39:57,613 --> 00:39:58,739
- Dad!
- Sure, Dad.

406
00:39:58,814 --> 00:40:00,805
Dad! Chinese guy!

407
00:40:01,283 --> 00:40:02,375
Culture clash.

408
00:40:05,153 --> 00:40:06,279
Culture clash.

409
00:40:07,422 --> 00:40:10,391
With all respect, Mr. Park,
I don't think it's that.

410
00:40:10,458 --> 00:40:11,754
- Yes.
- No,

411
00:40:11,825 --> 00:40:15,420
it would be a culture clash if
it were the custom in your land

412
00:40:15,495 --> 00:40:16,928
to bribe people
for grades.

413
00:40:16,997 --> 00:40:18,123
Yes.

414
00:40:19,665 --> 00:40:21,826
So, you're saying
it is the custom?

415
00:40:21,934 --> 00:40:25,233
No, this is defamation.
Ground for lawsuit.

416
00:40:25,838 --> 00:40:26,929
Let me get this straight.

417
00:40:27,005 --> 00:40:29,599
You're threatening to sue
me for defaming your son?

418
00:40:29,674 --> 00:40:30,800
Yes.

419
00:40:31,443 --> 00:40:33,673
- But it would...
- Is this man bothering you?

420
00:40:34,912 --> 00:40:37,642
Is he bothering me? No.

421
00:40:39,617 --> 00:40:40,845
I, uh...

422
00:40:47,190 --> 00:40:48,521
See, look...

423
00:40:48,624 --> 00:40:50,285
If it were defamation,
there would have to be

424
00:40:50,359 --> 00:40:52,452
someone I was defaming him to, or I...

425
00:40:52,527 --> 00:40:54,586
All right,
let's keep it simple.

426
00:40:54,663 --> 00:40:58,098
I could pretend the money never
appeared That's not defaming anyone.

427
00:40:58,165 --> 00:41:00,531
Yes. And passing grade.

428
00:41:01,202 --> 00:41:02,829
- Passing grade?
- Yes.

429
00:41:03,837 --> 00:41:05,429
Or you'll sue me?

430
00:41:05,505 --> 00:41:06,631
For taking money.

431
00:41:06,706 --> 00:41:08,469
So he did leave the money?

432
00:41:08,541 --> 00:41:09,803
This is defamation!

433
00:41:11,043 --> 00:41:14,137
It doesn't make sense. Either
he left the money or he didn't.

434
00:41:14,213 --> 00:41:16,545
Please.
Accept the mystery.

435
00:41:19,951 --> 00:41:21,714
Give me that, fucker.

436
00:41:29,026 --> 00:41:30,288
He's very
good with numbers.

437
00:41:30,360 --> 00:41:33,726
I think his social skills
have held him back.

438
00:41:33,829 --> 00:41:35,820
Such a sweet man, though.

439
00:41:35,898 --> 00:41:37,195
Arthur has
a good heart.

440
00:41:38,300 --> 00:41:40,699
And he never complains,
unlike me.

441
00:41:41,736 --> 00:41:43,670
Sometimes I don't
give him enough credit.

442
00:41:43,738 --> 00:41:47,504
He tried to tell me about this
thing he's working on, this...

443
00:41:47,575 --> 00:41:49,405
The Meticulous.

444
00:41:50,244 --> 00:41:55,738
He says it's a probability
map of the universe.

445
00:41:56,749 --> 00:41:59,081
Does he go out
socially at all?

446
00:41:59,719 --> 00:42:03,176
He tries. He's been going to the
singles mixers at Hillel House.

447
00:42:05,424 --> 00:42:07,722
I should talk.
I'm not doing any better.

448
00:42:09,094 --> 00:42:10,355
How is Judith?

449
00:42:12,530 --> 00:42:15,192
Fine. She's fine.

450
00:42:17,068 --> 00:42:20,036
Sometimes these things
just aren't meant to be.

451
00:42:20,103 --> 00:42:24,005
And it can take a while before
you feel what was always there.

452
00:42:24,074 --> 00:42:26,439
- For better or worse.
- I never felt it!

453
00:42:27,443 --> 00:42:29,741
It was a bolt
from the blue.

454
00:42:29,845 --> 00:42:31,039
What does that mean?

455
00:42:31,113 --> 00:42:34,878
Everything that I thought was
one way turns out to be another.

456
00:42:35,917 --> 00:42:40,580
Then, it's an opportunity to
learn how things really are.

457
00:42:41,955 --> 00:42:43,354
I don't mean to sound glib.

458
00:42:45,759 --> 00:42:49,455
It's not always easy deciphering
what God is trying to tell you,

459
00:42:50,029 --> 00:42:53,192
but it's not something you have
to figure out all by yourself.

460
00:42:54,699 --> 00:42:55,961
We're Jews.

461
00:42:56,434 --> 00:43:00,370
We've got that well of tradition
to draw on, to help us understand.

462
00:43:01,039 --> 00:43:03,734
When we're puzzled,
we have all the stories

463
00:43:03,807 --> 00:43:07,538
that have been handed down from
people who had the same problems.

464
00:43:09,545 --> 00:43:11,570
Have you talked to
Rabbi Nachtner?

465
00:43:15,318 --> 00:43:16,285
Why not see him?

466
00:43:16,385 --> 00:43:18,045
What's the Rabbi
going to tell me?

467
00:43:18,453 --> 00:43:20,148
If I knew,
I'd be the Rabbi.

468
00:43:20,489 --> 00:43:24,220
The air out here is magnificent.

469
00:43:25,659 --> 00:43:29,823
I'm telling you, if someone
could bottle this air,

470
00:43:29,930 --> 00:43:31,726
they'd make
a million dollars.

471
00:43:48,513 --> 00:43:50,413
Hello, Larry.
Good to see you.

472
00:43:50,481 --> 00:43:51,846
Oh. Rabbi Scott.

473
00:43:53,184 --> 00:43:55,310
I thought I was going
to see Rabbi Nachtner.

474
00:43:55,418 --> 00:43:57,511
He was called away
on an etz monim.

475
00:43:57,621 --> 00:44:01,318
Ruth Bryn’s mother is in the
hospital and she isn't doing well.

476
00:44:01,423 --> 00:44:04,688
Rabbi Nachtner asked me to
cover for him. Come on in.

477
00:44:16,370 --> 00:44:19,771
And she wants a get.

478
00:44:24,777 --> 00:44:25,869
A what?

479
00:44:28,548 --> 00:44:30,345
- She wants a...
- Oh, a get.

480
00:44:30,449 --> 00:44:32,006
Uh-huh. Sure.

481
00:44:32,784 --> 00:44:35,480
I feel like the carpet's
been yanked out from under me.

482
00:44:35,554 --> 00:44:37,818
I don't know which end is up.

483
00:44:37,889 --> 00:44:39,685
I'm not even sure
how to react.

484
00:44:39,790 --> 00:44:41,121
I'm too confused.

485
00:44:41,559 --> 00:44:45,222
What reasons did she
give for the rupture?

486
00:44:45,329 --> 00:44:47,888
She didn't give reasons
Just that,

487
00:44:47,997 --> 00:44:50,227
you know, things
haven't been going well.

488
00:44:50,333 --> 00:44:51,391
And is that true?

489
00:44:52,068 --> 00:44:53,557
I guess.
I don't know.

490
00:44:53,669 --> 00:44:55,830
She's usually right
about these things.

491
00:44:55,904 --> 00:44:58,372
I was hoping that
Rabbi Nachtner could...

492
00:44:58,874 --> 00:45:00,898
That he would...
He would... Yes?

493
00:45:01,008 --> 00:45:03,238
Well, with the benefit
of his life experience.

494
00:45:04,011 --> 00:45:05,171
No offense.

495
00:45:05,246 --> 00:45:08,408
No, of course not I am the junior rabbi.

496
00:45:09,082 --> 00:45:12,848
And it's true, the point of
view of somebody who's older

497
00:45:12,919 --> 00:45:17,355
and perhaps had similar
problems might be more valid.

498
00:45:17,423 --> 00:45:20,483
And you should see the senior
rabbi as well, by all means.

499
00:45:20,559 --> 00:45:21,753
Or even Marshal,

500
00:45:22,261 --> 00:45:24,023
if you can get in.

501
00:45:24,095 --> 00:45:26,689
He's quite busy,
but maybe...

502
00:45:31,034 --> 00:45:32,558
Can I share
something with you?

503
00:45:32,936 --> 00:45:35,837
Because I, too, have had
the feeling of losing track

504
00:45:35,906 --> 00:45:38,703
of Hashem,
which is the problem here.

505
00:45:39,242 --> 00:45:42,040
I, too, have forgotten
how to see him in the world,

506
00:45:42,111 --> 00:45:44,170
and when that happens,
you think,

507
00:45:44,247 --> 00:45:48,239
"Well, if I can't see him,
he isn't there. He's gone."

508
00:45:48,516 --> 00:45:50,108
But that's not the case.

509
00:45:50,619 --> 00:45:53,610
You just need to
remember how to see him.

510
00:45:53,721 --> 00:45:56,019
Am I right? I mean...

511
00:45:57,124 --> 00:45:59,115
The parking lot here.

512
00:46:02,128 --> 00:46:03,561
Not much to see.

513
00:46:04,197 --> 00:46:06,893
But if you imagine
yourself a visitor,

514
00:46:07,733 --> 00:46:11,635
somebody who isn't familiar
with these autos and such,

515
00:46:11,737 --> 00:46:14,297
somebody still with
the capacity for wonder.

516
00:46:14,406 --> 00:46:17,568
Someone with
a fresh perspective.

517
00:46:18,142 --> 00:46:19,439
That's what it is, Larry.

518
00:46:19,543 --> 00:46:21,568
Because with
the right perspective,

519
00:46:21,646 --> 00:46:25,103
you can see Hashem, you
know, reaching into the world.

520
00:46:25,215 --> 00:46:27,945
He is in the world,
not just in shul.

521
00:46:28,652 --> 00:46:33,554
It sounds to me like you're looking
at the world, looking at your wife,

522
00:46:33,622 --> 00:46:35,556
through tired eyes.

523
00:46:36,225 --> 00:46:39,819
It sounds like she's
become a sort of thing...

524
00:46:40,561 --> 00:46:42,085
A problem.

525
00:46:42,630 --> 00:46:43,756
A thing.

526
00:46:43,831 --> 00:46:45,957
She is seeing Sy Able man.

527
00:46:50,771 --> 00:46:52,601
- Oh.
- They're planning...

528
00:46:52,672 --> 00:46:54,139
That's why
they want the get.

529
00:46:54,240 --> 00:46:56,470
Oh I'm sorry.

530
00:46:56,575 --> 00:46:58,099
It was his idea.

531
00:46:58,177 --> 00:47:03,614
Well, they do need a get
to remarry in the faith.

532
00:47:04,849 --> 00:47:07,840
But... This is life.

533
00:47:08,852 --> 00:47:12,686
You have to see these things
as expressions of God's will.

534
00:47:12,790 --> 00:47:14,689
You don't have to
like it, of course.

535
00:47:15,124 --> 00:47:17,456
The boss isn't always right,
but he's always the boss.

536
00:47:17,527 --> 00:47:19,324
That's right!

537
00:47:19,929 --> 00:47:21,157
Things aren't so bad.

538
00:47:21,264 --> 00:47:23,527
Look at
the parking lot, Larry.

539
00:47:25,200 --> 00:47:27,430
Just look at
that parking lot.

540
00:47:43,483 --> 00:47:44,710
Are we eating already?

541
00:47:44,817 --> 00:47:46,216
Sarah's going out.

542
00:47:46,885 --> 00:47:48,182
Ow! Cut it out!

543
00:47:48,287 --> 00:47:49,515
What's going on?

544
00:47:55,827 --> 00:47:56,816
Isn't Dad eating?

545
00:47:56,894 --> 00:47:58,225
He's at the Jolly Roger.

546
00:47:59,296 --> 00:48:00,524
Oh, yeah.

547
00:48:05,902 --> 00:48:06,993
How are you, Larry?

548
00:48:07,069 --> 00:48:09,560
Jesus, I am so sorry

549
00:48:09,705 --> 00:48:12,196
- to be seeing you under these
circumstances. - Oh, well...

550
00:48:12,308 --> 00:48:14,867
I always thought you
and Judy were rock solid.

551
00:48:14,976 --> 00:48:18,207
This is so terrible, Larry.
This is devastating.

552
00:48:18,313 --> 00:48:19,678
Well, you know,
the way I look at it,

553
00:48:19,748 --> 00:48:23,308
it's an opportunity for me to
really sit down and figure things out

554
00:48:23,384 --> 00:48:27,650
and look at the world afresh
instead of just, you know,

555
00:48:27,721 --> 00:48:31,656
settling for the routine, tired
old way of looking at things.

556
00:48:33,426 --> 00:48:34,552
Really?

557
00:48:35,861 --> 00:48:37,328
I don't know,
maybe not.

558
00:48:38,997 --> 00:48:42,330
Well, legally,
I have to warn you,

559
00:48:42,401 --> 00:48:44,868
it's never easy
for the husband.

560
00:48:44,935 --> 00:48:47,768
Unless, of course,
there's some question

561
00:48:47,872 --> 00:48:52,103
of the wife having violated
the marriage contract?

562
00:48:52,208 --> 00:48:54,233
Oh, no, no
Nothing like that.

563
00:48:54,344 --> 00:48:56,904
Although she is planning to
marry Sy Able man, but they...

564
00:48:57,013 --> 00:48:58,377
Sy Able man!

565
00:48:59,448 --> 00:49:02,542
- Yes. But they...
- Esther is barely cold!

566
00:49:03,352 --> 00:49:04,683
She passed
three years ago.

567
00:49:04,753 --> 00:49:08,950
Well... Still, this changes
the complexion, Larry.

568
00:49:09,424 --> 00:49:10,789
Sy Able man.

569
00:49:10,892 --> 00:49:13,689
Not in the sense that... T
here hasn't been hanky-panky.

570
00:49:13,760 --> 00:49:14,852
To my knowledge.

571
00:49:14,961 --> 00:49:18,226
- Oh? - No I'm fairly
certain this is not an issue.

572
00:49:18,298 --> 00:49:21,460
And in fact,
Judith wants a get.

573
00:49:24,036 --> 00:49:25,128
A what?

574
00:49:26,305 --> 00:49:27,794
A ritual divorce.

575
00:49:27,906 --> 00:49:30,033
- Oh.
- So that they can remarry in the faith.

576
00:49:30,108 --> 00:49:32,372
Uh-huh.
Yeah, sure, uh...

577
00:49:32,444 --> 00:49:34,469
Well, not really
a legal issue.

578
00:49:36,380 --> 00:49:37,642
Okay, um...

579
00:49:38,715 --> 00:49:40,580
Good. Good.

580
00:49:41,385 --> 00:49:43,079
Well...

581
00:49:43,152 --> 00:49:46,588
On the other thing, the
neighbour’s property line,

582
00:49:46,656 --> 00:49:49,284
I've asked Solomon
Schultz to take a look.

583
00:49:49,392 --> 00:49:52,758
There's very little to do with
real estate that'll get by Sol.

584
00:49:52,828 --> 00:49:54,591
Okay Good
How do you...

585
00:49:54,663 --> 00:49:56,153
I guess
I'm a little worried.

586
00:49:56,264 --> 00:49:58,424
How do you...
I have money pressures...

587
00:49:58,499 --> 00:50:00,592
Our fee structure?
We bill by the hour.

588
00:50:00,668 --> 00:50:03,933
Dave Sieglestein and
Solomon Schultz bill at 110.

589
00:50:04,004 --> 00:50:06,836
The associates, me,
for instance, bill at...

590
00:50:06,940 --> 00:50:09,408
Call for Mr Gopnik
Danny at home.

591
00:50:09,476 --> 00:50:11,501
You can take it here.

592
00:50:13,679 --> 00:50:14,805
SECRETARY:

593
00:50:16,748 --> 00:50:17,737
Danny?

594
00:50:17,816 --> 00:50:19,443
- Hey, Dad.
- Are you all right?

595
00:50:19,518 --> 00:50:20,506
Are you all...

596
00:50:20,618 --> 00:50:21,983
F Troop is fuzzy.

597
00:50:23,855 --> 00:50:25,117
What?

598
00:50:25,189 --> 00:50:26,952
F Troop is still fuzzy.

599
00:50:29,860 --> 00:50:31,691
- Dad?
- Is everything okay?

600
00:51:58,436 --> 00:51:59,425
Clive?

601
00:52:02,707 --> 00:52:03,695
Clive!

602
00:52:05,576 --> 00:52:08,374
You little bastard! You
going to send your mother next?

603
00:52:10,447 --> 00:52:12,277
Little bastard!
I want to see you!

604
00:52:21,122 --> 00:52:22,111
Hold on.

605
00:52:22,524 --> 00:52:24,583
Professor Gopnik,
it's Dick Dutton again.

606
00:52:25,393 --> 00:52:26,450
Dick Dutton.

607
00:52:28,529 --> 00:52:29,553
Hello?

608
00:52:29,630 --> 00:52:31,188
Hello, Mr Gopnik?

609
00:52:31,265 --> 00:52:33,960
This is Dick Dutton from
the Columbia Record Club.

610
00:52:34,067 --> 00:52:37,093
I'm calling because
it's now four months,

611
00:52:37,203 --> 00:52:39,569
and we have yet to
receive your first payment.

612
00:52:42,074 --> 00:52:43,564
There's some mistake.

613
00:52:43,642 --> 00:52:45,974
I'm not a member
of the Columbian Record Club.

614
00:52:46,078 --> 00:52:49,774
Sir, you are Lawrence Gopnik
of 8419 Fern Hill Road?

615
00:52:49,880 --> 00:52:51,575
No, I live
at the Jolly Roger.

616
00:52:51,649 --> 00:52:52,741
Excuse me?

617
00:52:53,417 --> 00:52:54,714
No, I...

618
00:52:55,619 --> 00:52:57,780
Well, yes, okay.

619
00:52:57,887 --> 00:52:59,787
- Yes, you are Lawrence Gopnik?
- Okay.

620
00:53:00,490 --> 00:53:01,548
"Okay" means...

621
00:53:01,625 --> 00:53:03,888
Okay, yes,
Lawrence Gopnik, yes.

622
00:53:03,959 --> 00:53:06,928
Okay, well, you received
your 12 introductory albums,

623
00:53:06,996 --> 00:53:10,556
and you've been receiving the monthly
main selection for four months now...

624
00:53:10,632 --> 00:53:12,259
The monthly main selection?
Is that a record?

625
00:53:12,333 --> 00:53:14,096
I didn't ask
for any records.

626
00:53:14,168 --> 00:53:17,331
To receive the monthly main
selection, you do nothing. You...

627
00:53:18,190 --> 00:53:19,748
That's right.
I haven't done anything.

628
00:53:19,859 --> 00:53:22,521
Yes, that's why you received
the monthly main selection.

629
00:53:22,661 --> 00:53:27,359
- But...
- The last one was Santana Abraxas. You...

630
00:53:27,432 --> 00:53:30,890
I didn't ask
for Santana Abraxas.

631
00:53:31,002 --> 00:53:33,094
You request
the main selection

632
00:53:33,203 --> 00:53:35,694
at the retail price
by doing nothing.

633
00:53:35,773 --> 00:53:37,707
It's automatically
mailed to you,

634
00:53:37,775 --> 00:53:39,265
plus shipping
and handling.

635
00:53:39,410 --> 00:53:42,207
- You're about to receive...
- I can't afford a new record every month!

636
00:53:42,278 --> 00:53:43,677
I haven't asked...

637
00:53:43,746 --> 00:53:46,715
You're about to get
Cosmo's Factory, sir.

638
00:53:46,783 --> 00:53:48,374
The June
main selection.

639
00:53:48,450 --> 00:53:50,918
Look, look,
something is very wrong!

640
00:53:51,019 --> 00:53:53,214
I don't want
Santana Abraxas.

641
00:53:53,288 --> 00:53:55,448
I've just been
in a terrible auto accident.

642
00:53:59,627 --> 00:54:00,787
I'm sorry, sir.

643
00:54:02,695 --> 00:54:06,062
Well, thank you.
But I...

644
00:54:06,966 --> 00:54:07,955
Are you okay?

645
00:54:10,102 --> 00:54:13,071
Yes, yes.
No one was hurt.

646
00:54:14,306 --> 00:54:16,797
Okay. Good.

647
00:54:18,109 --> 00:54:22,239
Well, you had 14 days to
listen to Santana Abraxas.

648
00:54:22,313 --> 00:54:23,371
- Sir?
- Look...

649
00:54:23,448 --> 00:54:26,143
I didn't ask for Santana Abraxas,

650
00:54:26,249 --> 00:54:29,741
I didn't listen
to Santana Abraxas,

651
00:54:29,820 --> 00:54:31,754
I didn't do anything!

652
00:54:31,822 --> 00:54:33,755
- Sir! Your son.
- Mr. Gopnik...

653
00:54:33,823 --> 00:54:35,256
He says it's urgent.

654
00:54:35,324 --> 00:54:36,621
We can't make you
listen to the record...

655
00:54:36,725 --> 00:54:38,386
- Okay, okay, okay...
- We provide...

656
00:54:38,461 --> 00:54:39,927
Okay, I have to
call you back.

657
00:54:39,994 --> 00:54:41,757
- This is... I'm sorry.
- No, no, Mr. Gopnik, please...

658
00:54:41,830 --> 00:54:43,388
- Danny?
- Yeah. Listen, Dad...

659
00:54:43,465 --> 00:54:45,160
Did you join
the Columbia Record Club?

660
00:54:47,668 --> 00:54:48,828
- Danny?
- Um...

661
00:54:48,936 --> 00:54:52,167
Danny, this is completely
unacceptable. I can't afford to...

662
00:54:52,272 --> 00:54:53,967
Okay, Dad, but you
got to come home.

663
00:54:55,475 --> 00:54:56,737
Is it F Troop?

664
00:54:56,809 --> 00:54:58,743
No, Mom's real upset.

665
00:55:10,821 --> 00:55:11,788
Dad?

666
00:55:11,856 --> 00:55:12,948
Yes?

667
00:55:13,023 --> 00:55:14,991
Does this mean I can't
go to the Hole tonight?

668
00:55:15,092 --> 00:55:16,991
Does what mean?
What happened?

669
00:55:17,093 --> 00:55:19,425
Oh, Sy Able man,
he died in a car crash.

670
00:55:19,496 --> 00:55:20,520
Hey, Dad.

671
00:55:20,964 --> 00:55:21,988
What?

672
00:55:22,098 --> 00:55:23,497
So you're coming back home?

673
00:55:24,500 --> 00:55:25,626
Can you fix
the aerial?

674
00:55:25,701 --> 00:55:26,759
What?

675
00:55:26,835 --> 00:55:28,962
It's still,
you know...

676
00:56:02,900 --> 00:56:05,528
She seems to be
asking an awful lot.

677
00:56:07,337 --> 00:56:09,304
But then...
I don't know.

678
00:56:09,739 --> 00:56:11,900
Somebody has to pay
for Sy's funeral.

679
00:56:12,875 --> 00:56:13,842
Uh-huh.

680
00:56:13,910 --> 00:56:15,343
His own estate
is in probate,

681
00:56:15,411 --> 00:56:17,241
but why does it
have to be me?

682
00:56:17,345 --> 00:56:19,472
Or is it wrong
to complain?

683
00:56:19,881 --> 00:56:21,246
Judy says it is.

684
00:56:21,883 --> 00:56:23,850
But I'm so strapped
for cash right now,

685
00:56:23,918 --> 00:56:26,853
carrying the mortgage, and
paying for the Jolly Roger,

686
00:56:26,921 --> 00:56:30,357
and I wrecked the car, and
Danny's bar mitzvah coming up, I...

687
00:56:30,424 --> 00:56:33,256
Something like this,
there's never a good time.

688
00:56:33,927 --> 00:56:36,691
I don't know
where it all leaves me.

689
00:56:36,763 --> 00:56:37,889
Sy's death.

690
00:56:39,364 --> 00:56:42,390
Obviously, it's not going
to go back like it was.

691
00:56:42,501 --> 00:56:43,433
Mmm.

692
00:56:43,569 --> 00:56:45,502
- Would you even want that, Larry?
- No, I...

693
00:56:45,570 --> 00:56:49,006
Well, yeah.
Sometimes.

694
00:56:49,707 --> 00:56:50,696
Or...

695
00:56:51,576 --> 00:56:53,406
I don't know.
I guess

696
00:56:54,044 --> 00:56:56,512
the honest answer is,
I don't know.

697
00:56:56,580 --> 00:57:00,016
What was my life before?
Not what I thought it was.

698
00:57:00,950 --> 00:57:02,212
So what does it all mean?

699
00:57:02,284 --> 00:57:04,616
What is Hashem
trying to tell me,

700
00:57:04,720 --> 00:57:07,052
making me pay for
Sy Able man’s funeral?

701
00:57:07,122 --> 00:57:08,383
- Mmm.
- And did I tell you

702
00:57:08,456 --> 00:57:11,391
I had a car accident
the same time Sy had his?

703
00:57:11,459 --> 00:57:13,757
- The same instant, for all I know.
- Mmm.

704
00:57:13,861 --> 00:57:17,591
Is Hashem trying to tell
me that Sy Able man is me?

705
00:57:18,065 --> 00:57:20,590
Or that we are all one
or something?

706
00:57:22,069 --> 00:57:23,695
How does God speak to us?

707
00:57:24,870 --> 00:57:25,962
It's a good question.

708
00:57:26,973 --> 00:57:28,099
You know Lee Suss man.

709
00:57:28,874 --> 00:57:30,898
Dr Suss man?
I think I... Yeah.

710
00:57:31,543 --> 00:57:33,977
Did he ever tell you
about the goy's teeth?

711
00:57:34,613 --> 00:57:36,638
No Uh, what goy?

712
00:57:36,748 --> 00:57:39,875
So, Lee is at work one day.

713
00:57:40,317 --> 00:57:43,445
You know, he has the orthodontic
practice there at Great Bear.

714
00:57:45,221 --> 00:57:46,586
He's making a plaster mold.

715
00:57:46,656 --> 00:57:50,251
It's for corrective bridgework in
the mouth of one of his patents,

716
00:57:50,326 --> 00:57:51,816
Russell Krauss.

717
00:58:03,638 --> 00:58:05,902
The mold dries, and Lee
is examining it one day

718
00:58:05,973 --> 00:58:08,338
before fabricating
an appliance.

719
00:58:08,441 --> 00:58:10,136
He notices
something unusual.

720
00:58:13,446 --> 00:58:16,243
There appears to be
something engraved

721
00:58:16,315 --> 00:58:19,182
on the inside of the
patent’s lower incisors.

722
00:58:27,191 --> 00:58:30,648
Hey vav shin yud ayin nun yud.

723
00:58:32,362 --> 00:58:34,296
Ho-she-ay-ni.

724
00:58:34,364 --> 00:58:36,695
"Help me. Save me."

725
00:58:36,999 --> 00:58:39,194
This, in a goy's mouth, Larry.

726
00:58:46,274 --> 00:58:47,935
He calls the goy back

727
00:58:48,009 --> 00:58:51,308
on the pretence of needling additional
measurements for the appliance.

728
00:58:51,679 --> 00:58:52,873
"How are you?

729
00:58:54,014 --> 00:58:55,982
"Noticed any other
problems with your teeth?"

730
00:58:58,152 --> 00:58:59,140
"No."

731
00:59:06,892 --> 00:59:08,120
There it is.

732
00:59:08,727 --> 00:59:10,285
Ho-she-ay-ni.

733
00:59:10,362 --> 00:59:11,351
"Help me."

734
00:59:12,364 --> 00:59:13,353
Son of a gun.

735
00:59:16,701 --> 00:59:18,066
Suss man goes home.

736
00:59:18,969 --> 00:59:20,732
Can Suss man eat?
Suss man can't eat.

737
00:59:21,638 --> 00:59:24,072
Can Suss man sleep?
Suss man can't sleep.

738
00:59:30,245 --> 00:59:32,713
Suss man looks at the molds
of his other patents,

739
00:59:32,815 --> 00:59:34,077
goy and Jew alike,

740
00:59:34,183 --> 00:59:36,241
seeking other messages.
He finds none.

741
00:59:37,185 --> 00:59:38,846
He looks In his own mouth.

742
00:59:39,487 --> 00:59:40,511
Nothing.

743
00:59:41,422 --> 00:59:43,322
He looks
in his wife's mouth.

744
00:59:48,862 --> 00:59:49,988
Nothing.

745
00:59:50,863 --> 00:59:53,024
But Suss man
is an educated man.

746
00:59:53,432 --> 00:59:55,093
Not the world's
greatest sage, maybe.

747
00:59:55,201 --> 00:59:56,429
No Rabbi Marshak.

748
00:59:56,769 --> 00:59:59,760
But he knows a thing or two
about the Zohar and the Kabbalah.

749
00:59:59,871 --> 01:00:03,238
He knows that every Hebrew
letter has its numeric equivalent.

750
01:00:03,341 --> 01:00:06,207
8- 4-5-4-4-7-3

751
01:00:06,276 --> 01:00:08,608
Seven digits.
A phone number, maybe?

752
01:00:10,748 --> 01:00:14,342
"Hello? Do you know a goy
named Krauss, Russell Krauss?"

753
01:00:14,417 --> 01:00:15,441
"Who?"

754
01:00:15,551 --> 01:00:16,745
"Where have I called?

755
01:00:17,453 --> 01:00:20,445
"The Red Owl in Bloomington?
Thanks so much."

756
01:00:25,127 --> 01:00:26,287
He goes.

757
01:00:29,029 --> 01:00:32,021
It's a Red Owl
Groceries, what have you.

758
01:00:35,102 --> 01:00:38,036
Suss man goes home
What does it mean?

759
01:00:38,471 --> 01:00:41,440
He has to find out if he
is ever to sleep again.

760
01:00:42,142 --> 01:00:43,472
He goes to see

761
01:00:45,144 --> 01:00:46,236
the Rabbi Nachtner.

762
01:00:46,311 --> 01:00:49,212
He comes In, he sits right
where you're sitting, right now.

763
01:00:49,915 --> 01:00:51,279
"What does it mean, Rabbi?

764
01:00:52,483 --> 01:00:54,951
"Is it a sign from Hashem? 'Help me'.

765
01:00:55,052 --> 01:00:57,611
"I, Suss man, should be doing
something to help this guy.

766
01:00:57,721 --> 01:00:59,814
"Doing what?
The teeth don't say.

767
01:00:59,923 --> 01:01:03,552
"Or maybe I'm supposed to help people
generally lead a more righteous life?

768
01:01:04,728 --> 01:01:07,252
"Is the answer
in Kabbalah? In Torah?

769
01:01:08,164 --> 01:01:09,995
"Or is there even a question?

770
01:01:11,000 --> 01:01:14,491
"Tell me, Rabbi,
what can such a sign

771
01:01:14,836 --> 01:01:16,064
mean?"

772
01:01:24,144 --> 01:01:25,475
So? What did
you tell him?

773
01:01:27,014 --> 01:01:28,002
Suss man?

774
01:01:28,281 --> 01:01:29,509
Yes.

775
01:01:29,615 --> 01:01:31,776
Is it relevant?

776
01:01:31,851 --> 01:01:33,341
Well, isn't that why
you're telling me?

777
01:01:34,287 --> 01:01:35,344
Okay.

778
01:01:36,521 --> 01:01:38,113
Nachtner says, "Look.

779
01:01:38,190 --> 01:01:39,953
"The teeth, we don't know

780
01:01:40,025 --> 01:01:42,288
"A sign from Hashem?
Don't know.

781
01:01:42,693 --> 01:01:43,682
"Helping others?

782
01:01:45,029 --> 01:01:46,189
"Couldn't hurt."

783
01:01:50,033 --> 01:01:52,695
No, no,
but who put it there?

784
01:01:52,802 --> 01:01:56,931
Was it for him, Suss man? Or for whoever
found it? Or for just... For, for...

785
01:01:57,005 --> 01:01:58,267
We can't know everything.

786
01:01:58,340 --> 01:02:00,103
It sounds like you don't know anything!

787
01:02:00,175 --> 01:02:01,540
Why even tell me the story?

788
01:02:01,877 --> 01:02:04,367
First I should tell you,
then I shouldn't.

789
01:02:07,315 --> 01:02:08,612
What happened to Suss man?

790
01:02:09,016 --> 01:02:11,007
What would happen?
Not much.

791
01:02:11,118 --> 01:02:12,209
He went back to work.

792
01:02:12,786 --> 01:02:15,550
For a while, he checked every
patent’s teeth for new messages.

793
01:02:15,655 --> 01:02:16,815
He didn’t find any.

794
01:02:16,890 --> 01:02:18,881
In time, he found
he stopped checking.

795
01:02:20,659 --> 01:02:22,149
He returned to life.

796
01:02:27,198 --> 01:02:29,564
These questions that are
bothering you, Larry,

797
01:02:30,735 --> 01:02:32,225
maybe they're
like a toothache.

798
01:02:33,538 --> 01:02:36,028
Feel them for a while,
then they go away.

799
01:02:36,540 --> 01:02:39,134
I don't want it to just
go away! I want an answer!

800
01:02:39,209 --> 01:02:41,074
Sure We all
want the answer.

801
01:02:42,078 --> 01:02:43,909
Hashem doesn't owe us
the answer, Larry.

802
01:02:44,413 --> 01:02:46,176
Hashem doesn't
owe us anything.

803
01:02:46,249 --> 01:02:48,240
The obligation
runs the other way.

804
01:02:48,818 --> 01:02:51,183
Why does he make us
feel the questions

805
01:02:51,253 --> 01:02:53,653
if he's not going to
give us any answers?

806
01:02:55,924 --> 01:02:57,185
He hasn't told me.

807
01:03:02,563 --> 01:03:05,588
And what happened
to the goy?

808
01:03:06,032 --> 01:03:07,021
The goy?

809
01:03:08,935 --> 01:03:09,924
Who cares?

810
01:03:10,370 --> 01:03:12,837
Sy Able man
was a serious man.

811
01:03:15,274 --> 01:03:18,936
Sy Able man was a man
devoted to his community.

812
01:03:19,610 --> 01:03:23,068
To Torah study To his
beloved wife, Esther,

813
01:03:23,180 --> 01:03:26,410
until three years ago
she passed,

814
01:03:26,516 --> 01:03:29,076
and to his duty,
as he saw it.

815
01:03:30,921 --> 01:03:32,582
Where does such a man go?

816
01:03:33,522 --> 01:03:37,959
A trade. Who knows,
maybe even a lamed vavnik.

817
01:03:38,460 --> 01:03:40,052
A man beloved by all.

818
01:03:40,129 --> 01:03:42,528
A man who despised
the frivolous.

819
01:03:42,597 --> 01:03:45,930
Could such
a serious man simply

820
01:03:47,135 --> 01:03:48,124
disappear?

821
01:03:49,069 --> 01:03:52,630
We speak of olam ha-ba,
the world to come.

822
01:03:53,240 --> 01:03:54,229
Not heaven.

823
01:03:55,475 --> 01:03:58,238
Not what the gentiles
think of as afterlife.

824
01:03:58,311 --> 01:04:01,747
"Olam ha-ba."
What is olam ha-ba?

825
01:04:03,281 --> 01:04:06,409
Where is olam ha-ba?

826
01:04:07,919 --> 01:04:12,218
Well, it is not a
geographic place, certainly.

827
01:04:12,289 --> 01:04:14,883
Like Canada.

828
01:04:15,626 --> 01:04:18,560
Nor is it the
Eretz zavat chalav udvash,

829
01:04:18,628 --> 01:04:20,289
the land flowing
with milk and honey.

830
01:04:20,396 --> 01:04:23,490
For we are not promised
a personal reward.

831
01:04:24,233 --> 01:04:25,665
A gold star.

832
01:04:26,768 --> 01:04:30,329
A first-class VIP lounge where we
get milk and cookies to eternity.

833
01:04:31,974 --> 01:04:35,773
Olam ha-ba is
in the bosom of Abraham.

834
01:04:40,914 --> 01:04:42,074
Arthur Gopnik?

835
01:04:43,783 --> 01:04:45,273
Are you
Arthur Gopnik?

836
01:04:46,686 --> 01:04:48,676
I'm Lawrence Gopnik.

837
01:04:48,787 --> 01:04:50,687
Do you go by the name
Arthur Gopnik?

838
01:04:50,789 --> 01:04:52,256
No.

839
01:04:52,324 --> 01:04:53,621
Is that Arthur Gopnik?

840
01:04:57,662 --> 01:05:00,426
Can you tell me what's going
on? We're sitting shiva here.

841
01:05:00,498 --> 01:05:01,590
You're what?

842
01:05:02,366 --> 01:05:04,129
A religious observance.

843
01:05:04,201 --> 01:05:06,294
We're bereaved.

844
01:05:06,470 --> 01:05:07,630
Who died?

845
01:05:07,704 --> 01:05:09,194
My wife's, uh...

846
01:05:12,008 --> 01:05:13,134
It's a long story.

847
01:05:13,209 --> 01:05:17,009
Look, you tell Gopnik, Arthur
Gopnik, he's breaking the law.

848
01:05:17,113 --> 01:05:19,478
We're not arresting him
now, but next time we will.

849
01:05:19,547 --> 01:05:22,482
Gambling's against the law in this
state That's just the way it is.

850
01:05:22,550 --> 01:05:25,382
All right.
Go back to your thing.

851
01:05:26,353 --> 01:05:27,650
Sorry, sir.

852
01:05:30,024 --> 01:05:33,720
Dad, we get channel four
now, but not channel seven.

853
01:05:33,826 --> 01:05:36,192
Arthur, how could you
do that to this family?

854
01:05:37,230 --> 01:05:39,857
- On Sy's... - It's hardly a crime,
I mean, nobody got hurt.

855
01:05:39,965 --> 01:05:41,398
That doesn't
make it right!

856
01:05:41,500 --> 01:05:43,195
He won
a lot of money, Dad.

857
01:05:43,301 --> 01:05:45,030
The Meticulous
really works!

858
01:05:46,238 --> 01:05:47,568
You knew about it?

859
01:05:48,973 --> 01:05:50,531
- Well...
- They must have finked me out.

860
01:05:51,509 --> 01:05:52,908
They knew I could
just go on winning,

861
01:05:53,010 --> 01:05:54,499
so they blackballed me
and now...

862
01:05:54,577 --> 01:05:56,044
What did you do with the money you won?

863
01:06:00,316 --> 01:06:01,544
What's going on?

864
01:06:01,651 --> 01:06:03,515
Well, I didn't want it, and
Danny said that he could use it...

865
01:06:03,585 --> 01:06:04,745
That is so unfair!

866
01:06:04,853 --> 01:06:06,184
- What are you...
- I'll tell you what's unfair.

867
01:06:06,255 --> 01:06:08,223
What's unfair is them not letting
me play in their card game.

868
01:06:08,323 --> 01:06:10,347
Why give him the money? You
know what he spends it on?

869
01:06:10,425 --> 01:06:11,483
I know about
the records.

870
01:06:11,559 --> 01:06:13,584
Records? Do you think he
buys records from Mike Fagle?

871
01:06:13,695 --> 01:06:15,185
At least I'm not saving
up for a nose job.

872
01:06:15,263 --> 01:06:16,559
- What a brat!
- What?

873
01:06:16,663 --> 01:06:19,530
Nobody in this house is getting
a nose job! You got that?

874
01:06:20,901 --> 01:06:22,926
Danny! You're not excused!

875
01:06:23,036 --> 01:06:24,161
We're still talking!

876
01:06:24,236 --> 01:06:26,033
What was this
card game, Arthur?

877
01:06:26,105 --> 01:06:28,096
Some goys put together
a private game.

878
01:06:28,207 --> 01:06:29,401
I think that
they're Italian.

879
01:06:29,508 --> 01:06:30,941
Danny!
What's going on?

880
01:06:31,043 --> 01:06:33,510
Danny? We're
sitting shiva here.

881
01:06:42,753 --> 01:06:48,554
Well, she has retained Barney
Silver at Tuchman, Marsh.

882
01:06:49,726 --> 01:06:51,387
This is a...

883
01:06:52,395 --> 01:06:55,886
- This is an aggressive firm, Larry.
- Mmm-hmm.

884
01:06:55,964 --> 01:06:58,899
These are not
pleasant people.

885
01:06:58,967 --> 01:07:02,094
Judith is free to
retain whoever she...

886
01:07:02,970 --> 01:07:05,530
I take it
you don't talk?

887
01:07:07,975 --> 01:07:11,375
It's hard. I think she
emptied our bank account.

888
01:07:11,444 --> 01:07:12,411
Mmm.

889
01:07:12,479 --> 01:07:16,574
- I tried to ask her about it,
very civilly. She... - Yeah.

890
01:07:16,648 --> 01:07:21,984
Yeah, you need to open a new
account in your name only.

891
01:07:22,087 --> 01:07:24,452
Put your pay checks in
there from here on out.

892
01:07:24,555 --> 01:07:26,284
- Can I?
- Oh, absolutely.

893
01:07:26,390 --> 01:07:27,914
It's not dishonest?

894
01:07:27,992 --> 01:07:29,721
Oh, absolutely.

895
01:07:29,794 --> 01:07:31,385
- You...
- I hate to say this,

896
01:07:31,461 --> 01:07:35,227
but I think she's also been
sneaking cash out of my wallet.

897
01:07:35,298 --> 01:07:37,323
Oh, boy Oh, boy.

898
01:07:37,667 --> 01:07:43,332
Yeah, well, this is
definitely adversarial.

899
01:07:46,941 --> 01:07:49,466
Larry? Are you
all right? Larry!

900
01:07:49,577 --> 01:07:53,273
Hey, come on now! Larry!
There's no need for that.

901
01:07:53,347 --> 01:07:55,110
Larry, Larry, we...

902
01:07:55,182 --> 01:07:57,844
We're going to
get through this.

903
01:08:02,588 --> 01:08:05,079
Have you talked
to the Rabbi?

904
01:08:10,662 --> 01:08:12,357
I talked to Nachtner.

905
01:08:13,265 --> 01:08:15,698
Was he helpful
at all?

906
01:08:18,669 --> 01:08:20,830
What, did he tell you
about the goy's teeth?

907
01:08:22,705 --> 01:08:24,866
You should try to
talk to Marshak.

908
01:08:25,141 --> 01:08:28,304
They told me he doesn't
do pastoral work anymore.

909
01:08:28,378 --> 01:08:29,470
He just...

910
01:08:30,879 --> 01:08:33,643
...congratulates the
bar mitzvah boy every week.

911
01:08:33,715 --> 01:08:35,046
Well, that's too bad.

912
01:08:35,551 --> 01:08:38,849
He's a very wise man,
Marshak.

913
01:08:39,487 --> 01:08:40,784
Getting old.

914
01:08:41,722 --> 01:08:42,882
Very old.

915
01:08:44,058 --> 01:08:45,888
No, me.

916
01:08:47,794 --> 01:08:50,388
- Uh, Dick Dutton. Columbia Record Club.
- Not now.

917
01:08:50,497 --> 01:08:52,226
Does he ever
come to the phone?

918
01:08:55,801 --> 01:08:58,235
If I came in, could...

919
01:09:01,339 --> 01:09:04,240
Well, how about at Rabbi
Marsha’s convenience?

920
01:09:05,910 --> 01:09:07,137
Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

921
01:09:07,644 --> 01:09:10,545
Well, could I give you
my number at the Jolly Roger?

922
01:09:10,647 --> 01:09:13,343
X squared,
so that delta X equals

923
01:09:13,417 --> 01:09:16,510
the square root of
.077 A squared minus zero,

924
01:09:16,586 --> 01:09:19,817
from which we derive the
square root of .077 A squared.

925
01:09:19,889 --> 01:09:21,413
And also, the uncertainty

926
01:09:21,524 --> 01:09:24,822
in P is equal to the square
root of bracket P squared

927
01:09:24,893 --> 01:09:27,361
minus bracket P squared,

928
01:09:27,429 --> 01:09:29,919
which also equals the square
root of H over A squared.

929
01:09:30,030 --> 01:09:32,760
Which lets us
delta X, delta P

930
01:09:32,867 --> 01:09:36,769
equals the square root
of .077 A squared,

931
01:09:36,870 --> 01:09:42,240
H over A squared,
and 1.74 H bar.

932
01:09:42,342 --> 01:09:43,707
Okay?

933
01:09:43,776 --> 01:09:45,333
The Uncertainty Principle.

934
01:09:45,944 --> 01:09:49,038
It proves we can't
ever really know

935
01:09:49,114 --> 01:09:50,672
what's going on.

936
01:09:55,219 --> 01:09:58,882
But even though you can't
figure anything out,

937
01:09:58,956 --> 01:10:01,788
you will be responsible
for it on the mid-term.

938
01:10:05,695 --> 01:10:07,958
- Did you follow that?
- Of course.

939
01:10:08,597 --> 01:10:11,225
Except that I know
what's going on.

940
01:10:11,901 --> 01:10:13,391
How do you explain?

941
01:10:13,469 --> 01:10:17,404
Well, it might be that in,
you know, in olam ha-ba...

942
01:10:17,472 --> 01:10:20,566
Excuse me, not the point.
In this world, Larry.

943
01:10:21,708 --> 01:10:25,371
Now I'll concede that
it's subtle, it's clever.

944
01:10:26,079 --> 01:10:28,808
But at the end of the day,
is it convincing?

945
01:10:29,315 --> 01:10:31,283
Well, yes,
it's convincing.

946
01:10:31,384 --> 01:10:33,409
It's a proof.
It's mathematics.

947
01:10:33,486 --> 01:10:37,819
No, excuse me. Mathematics
is the art of the possible.

948
01:10:38,623 --> 01:10:40,557
I don't think so.

949
01:10:40,625 --> 01:10:43,593
The art of the
possible, that's...

950
01:10:43,661 --> 01:10:45,322
I can't remember.
Something else.

951
01:10:45,429 --> 01:10:46,760
I'm a serious man, Larry.

952
01:10:46,830 --> 01:10:50,823
- I know that So, if I've got it wrong,
what do I... - So simple.

953
01:10:51,601 --> 01:10:53,592
See Marshak.

954
01:10:53,670 --> 01:10:56,798
I know! I want to see
Marshak! I want to see Marshak!

955
01:10:57,774 --> 01:10:59,604
I fucked your wife, Larry!

956
01:10:59,675 --> 01:11:03,076
I seriously fucked her!
That's what's going on!

957
01:11:03,145 --> 01:11:04,169
See Marshak!

958
01:11:38,208 --> 01:11:39,607
Mr Gopnik.

959
01:11:39,676 --> 01:11:42,304
Hello, Mrs Sam sky.

960
01:11:42,379 --> 01:11:45,677
I was going to knock, and then
I thought you weren't here.

961
01:11:46,382 --> 01:11:48,145
I thought
I heard something.

962
01:11:48,217 --> 01:11:50,117
Can I help you?
Do you want to come in?

963
01:11:50,186 --> 01:11:52,483
- No, I...
- It's cooler.

964
01:11:52,554 --> 01:11:54,044
Oh. Okay.

965
01:11:56,291 --> 01:12:02,195
I've noticed that Mr Sam sky
isn't around, and I, uh...

966
01:12:05,065 --> 01:12:06,964
- He travels.
- Uh-huh. Yeah.

967
01:12:07,033 --> 01:12:09,831
So I thought I should let you know,
since you're somewhat new here,

968
01:12:09,902 --> 01:12:14,998
if you ever have, whatever,
chores that you'd, um...

969
01:12:15,073 --> 01:12:19,737
Or just help with something I've decided
to help others, in a neighbourly way.

970
01:12:22,713 --> 01:12:24,078
- How thoughtful.
- Oh, it's nothing.

971
01:12:24,181 --> 01:12:27,707
It's just good to know
your neighbours, and to help.

972
01:12:27,817 --> 01:12:29,250
Help others.

973
01:12:29,586 --> 01:12:34,046
Although I don't care much for my
neighbours on the other side, I must say.

974
01:12:35,090 --> 01:12:37,991
- Goys, aren't they?
- Mmm. Very much so.

975
01:12:38,060 --> 01:12:41,086
Although maybe it's not fair
to judge. I have to admit...

976
01:12:41,196 --> 01:12:42,560
Won't you sit down?

977
01:12:42,663 --> 01:12:45,029
Oh, um...
Okay. Thank you.

978
01:12:45,099 --> 01:12:47,260
- Iced tea? I have some.
- Okay.

979
01:12:53,073 --> 01:12:54,700
I don't see you
much around either.

980
01:12:55,509 --> 01:12:59,877
Yes, actually I haven't been
home a lot recently. I, uh...

981
01:13:01,080 --> 01:13:03,275
My wife and I are...

982
01:13:04,283 --> 01:13:09,117
Well, she's got me staying at the Jolly
Roger, the little motel there on...

983
01:13:10,021 --> 01:13:11,784
You're in the
doghouse, huh?

984
01:13:12,623 --> 01:13:17,117
Yes. That's an understatement,
I guess. Thank you.

985
01:13:17,227 --> 01:13:19,252
I guess I...

986
01:13:19,362 --> 01:13:22,388
Do you take advantage
of the new freedoms?

987
01:13:28,770 --> 01:13:30,135
What do you mean?

988
01:13:39,313 --> 01:13:41,076
It's something I do.

989
01:13:42,482 --> 01:13:44,211
For recreation.

990
01:13:46,152 --> 01:13:47,312
That's

991
01:13:48,987 --> 01:13:50,818
...marijuana?
- Mmm-hmm.

992
01:13:53,325 --> 01:13:55,486
You'll find you'll
need the iced tea.

993
01:13:59,997 --> 01:14:01,259
Is it...

994
01:14:04,468 --> 01:14:05,958
Well, okay.

995
01:14:27,821 --> 01:14:30,255
Maybe Rabbi Scott was right.

996
01:14:31,625 --> 01:14:33,024
Who's Rabbi Scott?

997
01:14:36,429 --> 01:14:38,260
The junior rabbi.

998
01:14:39,832 --> 01:14:40,923
The junior rabbi.

999
01:14:55,312 --> 01:14:56,539
What did he say?

1000
01:14:57,514 --> 01:14:59,004
He spoke of

1001
01:15:00,984 --> 01:15:02,508
perception.

1002
01:15:04,653 --> 01:15:06,712
All my problems
are just...

1003
01:15:08,991 --> 01:15:10,117
Just a...

1004
01:15:11,993 --> 01:15:13,620
A mere...

1005
01:15:16,797 --> 01:15:18,388
Is that a siren?

1006
01:15:19,866 --> 01:15:20,890
No.

1007
01:15:22,903 --> 01:15:24,370
Sometimes people
get paranoid...

1008
01:15:24,504 --> 01:15:26,027
Holy cow, that is a siren.

1009
01:15:31,911 --> 01:15:32,899
Hey!

1010
01:15:34,913 --> 01:15:35,902
Hey!

1011
01:15:38,149 --> 01:15:39,138
Hey!

1012
01:15:39,217 --> 01:15:40,410
Does this man live here?

1013
01:15:40,417 --> 01:15:43,181
- Sort of. He sleeps on the couch.
- This is crazy!

1014
01:15:43,253 --> 01:15:45,187
I didn't know what to tell them
They asked me for my address.

1015
01:15:45,255 --> 01:15:47,553
It's just mathematics. You can't
arrest a man for mathematics.

1016
01:15:47,657 --> 01:15:49,989
I didn't know whether to tell
them here, or at the Jolly Roger.

1017
01:15:50,059 --> 01:15:51,185
Do you know this man?

1018
01:15:51,260 --> 01:15:52,989
I just figured that this would
sound better. I don't know.

1019
01:15:53,062 --> 01:15:55,689
Dad, why is Uncle Arthur
in handcuffs?

1020
01:15:55,764 --> 01:15:58,232
It's all a mistake. I mean,
not a mistake, a miscarriage...

1021
01:15:58,333 --> 01:16:00,164
- Hello, Mrs Sam sky.
- Hello, Arthur.

1022
01:16:00,268 --> 01:16:02,202
- Does this man live here?
- He sleeps on the couch.

1023
01:16:02,270 --> 01:16:03,531
Look. What did he do?

1024
01:16:03,604 --> 01:16:06,038
- Nothing! I didn't do anything!
- Dad sleeps on a cot.

1025
01:16:06,106 --> 01:16:08,404
Sir, we picked this man
up at the North Dakota.

1026
01:16:08,509 --> 01:16:11,705
- But I didn't do anything! I didn't...
- The North Dakota?

1027
01:16:11,778 --> 01:16:13,678
Solicitation Sodomy Very serious.

1028
01:16:13,746 --> 01:16:14,872
But I didn't
do anything.

1029
01:16:14,948 --> 01:16:16,040
"Sodomy"?

1030
01:16:17,016 --> 01:16:18,744
What's sodomy,
Dad?

1031
01:16:21,787 --> 01:16:23,618
What does Arthur say?

1032
01:16:25,590 --> 01:16:28,252
He says he didn't
do anything.

1033
01:16:28,359 --> 01:16:29,587
Uh-huh.

1034
01:16:31,229 --> 01:16:34,720
He says he just
went in for a drink.

1035
01:16:34,798 --> 01:16:36,026
Uh-huh.

1036
01:16:39,802 --> 01:16:41,963
- Does Arthur drink?
- No.

1037
01:16:42,071 --> 01:16:43,197
Uh-huh.

1038
01:16:44,406 --> 01:16:46,465
The North Dakota.

1039
01:16:47,809 --> 01:16:48,901
Well...

1040
01:16:51,312 --> 01:16:52,802
You'll need
a criminal attorney.

1041
01:16:52,914 --> 01:16:56,474
- Okay Who's...
- Ron Meshbesher.

1042
01:16:56,583 --> 01:16:59,051
- Is he good?
- Ron is very good.

1043
01:17:00,721 --> 01:17:02,483
I don't understand.

1044
01:17:03,322 --> 01:17:06,257
- He goes to mixers at the Hillel House.
- Mmm.

1045
01:17:09,427 --> 01:17:12,157
- I would call Ron Meshbesher.
- Is he expensive?

1046
01:17:12,264 --> 01:17:14,926
Ron is not cheap.

1047
01:17:16,301 --> 01:17:17,392
Yeah.

1048
01:17:17,668 --> 01:17:20,660
Oh, Sol, come in, we
could use some good news.

1049
01:17:22,106 --> 01:17:24,767
Sol's been going over
the property line issue

1050
01:17:24,841 --> 01:17:26,809
and he wouldn't go into
details, but he seems to think

1051
01:17:26,909 --> 01:17:29,503
there's a nifty way
out of this.

1052
01:17:29,612 --> 01:17:31,806
Says it was pure luck
that he caught something.

1053
01:17:31,913 --> 01:17:34,507
I guess that's why you're
full partner, eh, Sol?

1054
01:17:54,433 --> 01:17:57,493
- Danny's bar mitzvah is...
- This week.

1055
01:17:57,603 --> 01:18:00,663
This Shabbats?
Great, great.

1056
01:18:19,955 --> 01:18:21,786
Professor Gopnik,
Dick Dutton.

1057
01:18:21,857 --> 01:18:23,790
Heart attack.
Call back.

1058
01:18:33,901 --> 01:18:35,129
Larry?

1059
01:18:38,571 --> 01:18:41,802
As you know, the tenure
committee meets on... What?

1060
01:18:43,309 --> 01:18:45,243
- Are you all right?
- I'm fine.

1061
01:18:46,345 --> 01:18:48,313
I'm sorry. I know
you've hit a rough patch.

1062
01:18:48,380 --> 01:18:50,177
Someone just...

1063
01:18:50,248 --> 01:18:52,079
But I'm fine.

1064
01:18:54,418 --> 01:18:58,218
Well, as you know, the tenure
committee meets on Wednesday

1065
01:18:58,322 --> 01:19:00,881
...to make its final
determinations, so if... - Arlen,

1066
01:19:02,759 --> 01:19:04,420
I am not an evil man.

1067
01:19:05,028 --> 01:19:08,190
- No, no, Larry, no, of course not.
- I am not!

1068
01:19:08,263 --> 01:19:10,163
No, we don't make
moral judgments.

1069
01:19:10,232 --> 01:19:13,030
I went to the
Aster Art once.

1070
01:19:13,102 --> 01:19:14,933
I saw Swedish Reverie.

1071
01:19:15,037 --> 01:19:17,061
No, it's okay.
We don't need to know.

1072
01:19:17,171 --> 01:19:18,934
It wasn't even erotic.

1073
01:19:19,040 --> 01:19:22,009
Although it was,
in a way.

1074
01:19:22,076 --> 01:19:24,703
It's all right, really,
Larry. Believe me.

1075
01:19:26,747 --> 01:19:27,839
Yeah, okay.

1076
01:19:28,215 --> 01:19:30,876
Okay. Okay.

1077
01:19:32,752 --> 01:19:35,220
So, we decide
on Wednesday.

1078
01:19:35,287 --> 01:19:37,880
So, if there's anything
that you want to

1079
01:19:37,956 --> 01:19:40,424
submit in support of
your tenure application,

1080
01:19:40,525 --> 01:19:43,187
we would need it
by Wednesday.

1081
01:19:43,261 --> 01:19:45,091
Submit? What do you...

1082
01:19:45,195 --> 01:19:47,686
Well, anything.
Any published work.

1083
01:19:47,765 --> 01:19:51,394
Anything you've done
outside the institution.

1084
01:19:51,468 --> 01:19:54,368
Anything at all that
we should be aware of.

1085
01:19:55,405 --> 01:19:57,737
- I haven't done anything.
- Uh-huh.

1086
01:19:57,807 --> 01:19:59,865
- I haven't published.
- Uh-huh.

1087
01:19:59,941 --> 01:20:02,466
- You're still getting those...
- Uh-huh.

1088
01:20:03,245 --> 01:20:07,305
- Those anonymous...
- No, no, I know. Yeah. Uh-huh. Yeah.

1089
01:20:07,415 --> 01:20:09,610
- Okay. Okay. Wednesday?
- Uh-huh.

1090
01:20:09,717 --> 01:20:13,312
Um Okay Uh...
Don't worry.

1091
01:20:14,054 --> 01:20:17,454
Doing nothing is
not bad. Ipso facto.

1092
01:20:18,758 --> 01:20:20,623
Just relax.

1093
01:20:21,494 --> 01:20:23,154
Try to relax.

1094
01:20:24,663 --> 01:20:28,929
Oh, my God,
Mrs. Sam sky!

1095
01:20:29,001 --> 01:20:30,331
So good.

1096
01:20:43,346 --> 01:20:45,836
Nailing it down.
So important.

1097
01:21:07,834 --> 01:21:12,100
Please. I need help. I've already
talked to the other rabbis. Please.

1098
01:21:12,839 --> 01:21:14,999
It's not about
Danny's bar mitzvah.

1099
01:21:15,106 --> 01:21:17,438
My boy, Danny.
This coming Shabbats.

1100
01:21:17,509 --> 01:21:19,443
Very joyous event.
That's all fine.

1101
01:21:19,511 --> 01:21:24,812
It's more about myself. I've
had quite a bit of tsarist lately.

1102
01:21:24,882 --> 01:21:27,282
Marital problems,
professional, you name it.

1103
01:21:27,351 --> 01:21:29,147
This is not
a frivolous request.

1104
01:21:29,219 --> 01:21:30,880
This is a...

1105
01:21:30,987 --> 01:21:32,716
I'm a...

1106
01:21:32,822 --> 01:21:36,189
I've tried to be a
serious man, you know?

1107
01:21:36,291 --> 01:21:39,818
Tried to do right, be a member
of the community, raise the...

1108
01:21:39,895 --> 01:21:44,058
Danny, Sarah, they both
go to school, Hebrew school.

1109
01:21:44,165 --> 01:21:45,689
A good breakfast...

1110
01:21:45,800 --> 01:21:49,361
Well, Danny goes to Hebrew
school, Sarah doesn't have time.

1111
01:21:49,470 --> 01:21:52,165
She mostly
washes her hair.

1112
01:21:53,406 --> 01:21:55,397
Apparently there are
several steps involved,

1113
01:21:55,509 --> 01:21:58,410
but you don't have to tell Marshak
that, just tell him I need help.

1114
01:21:58,511 --> 01:22:00,570
Please. I need help.

1115
01:22:54,860 --> 01:22:56,555
The Rabbi is busy.

1116
01:22:59,397 --> 01:23:01,194
He didn't look busy.

1117
01:23:03,467 --> 01:23:04,957
He's thinking.

1118
01:23:22,417 --> 01:23:23,645
Arthur?

1119
01:23:31,625 --> 01:23:32,819
Arthur?

1120
01:23:33,827 --> 01:23:35,316
What's wrong?

1121
01:23:35,962 --> 01:23:39,295
It'll be okay.
Arthur, we'll...

1122
01:23:39,398 --> 01:23:42,265
Don't worry, we'll get Ron
Meshbesher It'll be okay...

1123
01:23:48,006 --> 01:23:49,268
Arthur!

1124
01:23:50,841 --> 01:23:52,103
Arthur!

1125
01:24:03,486 --> 01:24:06,818
Arthur! You've got to
pull yourself together!

1126
01:24:06,922 --> 01:24:10,255
It's all shit, Larry!
It's all shit!

1127
01:24:10,325 --> 01:24:11,792
Arthur,
don't use that word.

1128
01:24:11,860 --> 01:24:13,986
It's just fucking shit!

1129
01:24:14,095 --> 01:24:15,084
Arthur.

1130
01:24:15,162 --> 01:24:17,460
Look at all that
Hashem has given you!

1131
01:24:17,531 --> 01:24:20,693
What has he given me?
He hasn't given me shit!

1132
01:24:20,800 --> 01:24:24,759
Arthur. What do I have?
I live at the Jolly Roger.

1133
01:24:24,838 --> 01:24:28,432
You have a family!
You have a job!

1134
01:24:28,507 --> 01:24:31,806
Hashem hasn't given me shit
He hasn't given me burkes!

1135
01:24:31,877 --> 01:24:34,845
It's not fair to blame
Hashem, Arthur. Please.

1136
01:24:34,946 --> 01:24:36,971
Sometimes...
Please calm down.

1137
01:24:37,048 --> 01:24:39,209
Sometimes you
have to help yourself.

1138
01:24:41,552 --> 01:24:43,712
Hashem hasn't given me shit.

1139
01:24:45,122 --> 01:24:47,955
Now I can't even
play cards.

1140
01:24:55,031 --> 01:24:57,692
It's okay,
it's okay.

1141
01:24:57,832 --> 01:25:00,562
It's okay, it's okay.

1142
01:25:25,857 --> 01:25:27,255
Is this it?

1143
01:25:27,858 --> 01:25:30,725
Yeah, I think.
Yeah, there.

1144
01:25:41,603 --> 01:25:45,061
Look, this should help
you get back on your feet.

1145
01:25:50,611 --> 01:25:51,703
Oh, my God
Where did you get this?

1146
01:25:51,779 --> 01:25:53,269
- It doesn't matter.
- This is a lot of money.

1147
01:25:53,681 --> 01:25:56,205
- It should get you started.
- I know, but this is a lot of money.

1148
01:25:56,349 --> 01:25:58,044
- You sure you don't need it?
- Arthur, I'm fine.

1149
01:25:58,118 --> 01:25:59,745
Come on, get in
When you're settled,

1150
01:25:59,853 --> 01:26:01,548
let me know how
to get in touch.

1151
01:26:01,621 --> 01:26:03,520
You're sure?

1152
01:26:03,589 --> 01:26:04,954
It's fine.

1153
01:26:22,372 --> 01:26:25,034
Larry. I'm sorry.

1154
01:26:26,142 --> 01:26:27,541
What I said last night.

1155
01:26:27,610 --> 01:26:29,305
I know.

1156
01:26:29,412 --> 01:26:30,777
It's okay.

1157
01:26:35,817 --> 01:26:37,079
Goodbye!

1158
01:26:46,594 --> 01:26:48,618
There's another Jew, son!

1159
01:27:05,610 --> 01:27:09,444
Were we out at
the pool last night?

1160
01:27:12,149 --> 01:27:13,241
Yeah.

1161
01:27:15,485 --> 01:27:16,816
I'm sorry.

1162
01:27:25,293 --> 01:27:26,783
It's Shabbats.

1163
01:27:30,698 --> 01:27:32,358
Give me that fucker.

1164
01:30:32,188 --> 01:30:36,022
I'm sorry that... That things
have been so hard for us.

1165
01:30:37,694 --> 01:30:39,092
It's okay.

1166
01:30:40,195 --> 01:30:42,823
Sy had so much respect for you, Larry.

1167
01:30:44,533 --> 01:30:47,296
He wrote letters to
the tenure committee.

1168
01:30:59,446 --> 01:31:01,379
Jesus Christ.

1169
01:31:03,215 --> 01:31:05,979
...taking your place
as a member of our tribe.

1170
01:31:06,051 --> 01:31:08,177
Now, you will go
and see Rabbi Marshak.

1171
01:31:08,286 --> 01:31:12,052
Afterwards, you will celebrate in a
reception downstairs in Schanfield Hall.

1172
01:31:12,156 --> 01:31:16,353
And then, you will be a member of
B'Nai Avraham and the Nation of Israel.

1173
01:31:16,460 --> 01:31:20,658
Danny Gopnik, the Sisterhood makes
a gift to you of this Kiddush cup,

1174
01:31:20,731 --> 01:31:24,996
so that you will remember this blessed
day on the next Shabbats and the next,

1175
01:31:25,067 --> 01:31:27,627
and on every Shabbats
of a long and fruitful life.

1176
01:31:27,703 --> 01:31:32,833
And until that wonderful day when you
stand under the chuppah, we say amen.

1177
01:33:12,127 --> 01:33:15,118
When the truth

1178
01:33:16,497 --> 01:33:18,089
is found

1179
01:33:19,500 --> 01:33:21,490
to be lies...

1180
01:33:30,476 --> 01:33:33,343
...and all the hope

1181
01:33:34,113 --> 01:33:37,513
within you dies...

1182
01:33:46,823 --> 01:33:48,188
Then what?

1183
01:33:50,759 --> 01:33:53,421
Grace Slick.

1184
01:33:54,864 --> 01:33:57,128
Marty Balin.

1185
01:33:58,333 --> 01:34:00,699
Paul Kantner.

1186
01:34:02,170 --> 01:34:04,035
Jorma...

1187
01:34:05,006 --> 01:34:06,199
Kekkonen.

1188
01:34:06,540 --> 01:34:08,030
...something.

1189
01:34:09,042 --> 01:34:12,443
These are the members

1190
01:34:13,646 --> 01:34:15,978
of the Airplane.

1191
01:34:16,048 --> 01:34:18,039
- Mmm-hmm.
- Uh-huh.

1192
01:34:50,144 --> 01:34:51,668
Be a good boy.

1193
01:34:57,584 --> 01:34:59,518
Danny was magnificent.

1194
01:35:00,754 --> 01:35:01,743
Oh.

1195
01:35:02,355 --> 01:35:04,084
Thank you, Arlen.

1196
01:35:04,191 --> 01:35:06,750
Mazel tov.
It was wonderful.

1197
01:35:07,359 --> 01:35:09,919
Yes, it was. Thank you.

1198
01:35:10,029 --> 01:35:12,553
Such a time of nachos.

1199
01:35:12,664 --> 01:35:15,428
He's your youngest,
you have to savour it.

1200
01:35:15,934 --> 01:35:17,094
I do.

1201
01:35:18,169 --> 01:35:19,397
I will.

1202
01:35:20,370 --> 01:35:23,396
- Well, see you at the staff cafe.
- Yes.

1203
01:35:23,507 --> 01:35:24,769
I, uh...

1204
01:35:25,576 --> 01:35:26,941
Just, um...

1205
01:35:27,944 --> 01:35:31,880
I shouldn't tell you this,
I'm not telling you officially.

1206
01:35:31,948 --> 01:35:35,610
The tenure candidates aren't
notified till Thursday.

1207
01:35:38,186 --> 01:35:39,278
Yes?

1208
01:35:40,188 --> 01:35:42,018
You'll be very pleased.

1209
01:35:44,625 --> 01:35:48,425
- Thank you, Arlen.
- I didn't say anything Mazel tov.

1210
01:36:43,109 --> 01:36:44,303
Fagle.

1211
01:37:23,544 --> 01:37:26,307
There's a tornado warning
from the weather service.

1212
01:37:26,379 --> 01:37:30,975
Mr. Torchy has decided to move us
into the basement of the synagogue.

1213
01:37:33,385 --> 01:37:35,046
We will form two lines.

1214
01:38:30,869 --> 01:38:34,201
That fucking flag's going to
rip right off the flagpole!

1215
01:38:48,917 --> 01:38:49,941
Hello?

1216
01:38:50,753 --> 01:38:52,846
- Larry?
- Yes?

1217
01:38:52,921 --> 01:38:54,513
Hi, Len Shapiro.

1218
01:38:54,590 --> 01:38:57,524
Oh. Hello, Dr. Shapiro.

1219
01:38:57,592 --> 01:38:59,856
Listen,
mazel tov on Danny.

1220
01:38:59,927 --> 01:39:01,724
Yes, thank you.

1221
01:39:01,796 --> 01:39:06,129
Listen, could you come by to
discuss these x-ray results?

1222
01:39:10,469 --> 01:39:11,697
Hello?

1223
01:39:14,140 --> 01:39:15,198
Yes?

1224
01:39:15,274 --> 01:39:17,605
Larry, could you come in to
discuss these x-ray results?

1225
01:39:17,709 --> 01:39:20,041
You remember the
x- rays we took?

1226
01:39:22,280 --> 01:39:24,248
We can't discuss them
over the phone?

1227
01:39:25,315 --> 01:39:27,374
I think we'd be more
comfortable in person.

1228
01:39:28,452 --> 01:39:30,079
Can you come in?

1229
01:39:31,422 --> 01:39:33,412
- When?
- Now.

1230
01:39:33,489 --> 01:39:36,481
Now is good.
I've cleared some time now.

1231
01:39:44,733 --> 01:39:47,132
Hey, Fagle!

1232
01:39:50,304 --> 01:39:52,101
Fagle, I got your...