1 00:00:17,767 --> 00:00:20,770 I love making out on a weekday. It feels like high school. 2 00:00:20,854 --> 00:00:22,981 Mm. Same, yeah. 3 00:00:24,065 --> 00:00:26,943 High school was also a very sexual time for me too. 4 00:00:28,903 --> 00:00:29,988 Order for Noah! 5 00:00:32,032 --> 00:00:32,949 - That's me. - Mm. 6 00:00:37,912 --> 00:00:38,912 Thank you. 7 00:00:40,623 --> 00:00:41,623 Mm. 8 00:00:41,958 --> 00:00:43,278 Thank you. 9 00:00:46,212 --> 00:00:47,839 Your girl Bina just texted. 10 00:00:47,922 --> 00:00:50,216 - Yeah, that is my girl. - Yeah. 11 00:00:50,925 --> 00:00:54,471 Very excited you're coming to the bat mitzvah. It's your first one. 12 00:00:54,554 --> 00:00:56,222 - That's so exciting. - Yeah. 13 00:00:56,306 --> 00:00:58,391 Getting to spend a little more time with the fam? 14 00:00:58,475 --> 00:01:00,393 I am so excited too. 15 00:01:06,107 --> 00:01:07,317 - You okay? - Yeah. 16 00:01:07,817 --> 00:01:10,320 I woke up with a little tickle in my throat this morning. 17 00:01:10,403 --> 00:01:11,905 Really? You didn't mention it. 18 00:01:13,406 --> 00:01:16,826 Oh God. Well, I wasn't sure, but now I am. 19 00:01:16,910 --> 00:01:20,121 I mean, this is always how I feel right before I get really sick. 20 00:01:21,498 --> 00:01:25,168 Hope it doesn't stop me from going to the bat mitzvah. 21 00:01:25,251 --> 00:01:27,796 But... it probably will. 22 00:01:28,963 --> 00:01:31,132 Oh! Okay. 23 00:01:31,633 --> 00:01:34,761 I'll be really bummed if you can't make it, but if you're sick... 24 00:01:34,844 --> 00:01:36,684 Yeah, I... Believe me, I'm gonna be bummed too. 25 00:01:36,763 --> 00:01:40,683 Oh, oh, oh, probably shouldn't have coffee with a sore throat, you know? 26 00:01:40,767 --> 00:01:42,102 - Oh! - Yeah. 27 00:01:42,185 --> 00:01:43,812 - Yeah. - 'Cause you're sick. 28 00:01:44,479 --> 00:01:45,563 Good call. 29 00:01:45,647 --> 00:01:48,733 - So you're not really sick? - Mm, of course not. 30 00:01:48,817 --> 00:01:51,152 But there is no way I'm going to that bat mitzvah 31 00:01:51,236 --> 00:01:53,446 after his mom whispered her curse in my ear. 32 00:01:53,530 --> 00:01:55,448 Well, have you told Noah what she said? 33 00:01:55,532 --> 00:01:58,618 I can't. His mom is, like, his favorite person on the planet. 34 00:01:58,701 --> 00:02:00,703 Yeah. Yeah. It's a tough situation. 35 00:02:00,787 --> 00:02:02,627 Is this just because you're not Jewish? 36 00:02:02,705 --> 00:02:04,999 Just... be Jewish. 37 00:02:05,083 --> 00:02:06,876 - I don't see what the problem is. - What? 38 00:02:06,960 --> 00:02:10,630 Well, Noah actually did ask me if I would ever consider converting, 39 00:02:10,713 --> 00:02:12,715 and I'm kind of open to it. 40 00:02:12,799 --> 00:02:17,387 - I mean, that's a big decision. - No, you should totally convert. 41 00:02:17,470 --> 00:02:21,224 It's perfect because it's not like you stand for anything or have strong beliefs. 42 00:02:21,307 --> 00:02:23,434 No! She stands for things. 43 00:02:23,518 --> 00:02:26,187 - Feminism. You're a fan of that, right? - Right. 44 00:02:26,271 --> 00:02:28,690 You refuse to pay on dates. You stand for things. 45 00:02:28,773 --> 00:02:31,860 Yeah, but what's the difference if you're Jewish or not Jewish? 46 00:02:31,943 --> 00:02:35,655 I'll tell you what makes a difference. A hot boyfriend who owns a home, 47 00:02:36,447 --> 00:02:38,825 or you die alone, no home. 48 00:02:38,908 --> 00:02:40,952 - You know what I'm saying? - I do like Noah. 49 00:02:41,035 --> 00:02:43,204 - Yeah. - And I really wanna be with him. 50 00:02:43,288 --> 00:02:45,165 - I feel like I could do it. - Yeah. 51 00:02:45,248 --> 00:02:48,376 - I've reinvented myself dozens of times. - True. 52 00:02:48,459 --> 00:02:50,545 - I was goth in high school. - I love that picture. 53 00:02:50,628 --> 00:02:52,356 - Unforgettable. - I was a lesbian for a year. 54 00:02:52,380 --> 00:02:53,460 - Uh... - Hummana-hummana... 55 00:02:53,506 --> 00:02:55,466 I mean, what do you think it even takes? 56 00:02:56,676 --> 00:02:58,011 - Wait. - Well, okay. Let's see. 57 00:02:58,094 --> 00:02:59,137 I feel like I know. 58 00:02:59,220 --> 00:03:01,240 - Would you like more coffee? - Yes, please. 59 00:03:01,264 --> 00:03:04,976 - Judaism for dummies. - How to be Jewish. 60 00:03:05,059 --> 00:03:07,770 - Thank you. - Fun fact. I'm Jewish. 61 00:03:08,354 --> 00:03:09,939 - Okay. Slay. - Oh. 62 00:03:10,023 --> 00:03:12,525 - Think he owns his own home? - Okay. 63 00:03:12,609 --> 00:03:13,985 - That was a sign. - Yeah. 64 00:03:14,068 --> 00:03:18,781 Apparently, you have to study for two years and possibly wear a wig. 65 00:03:19,449 --> 00:03:20,658 Uh, what? 66 00:03:20,742 --> 00:03:22,660 No. I found Become Jewish in Six Weeks. 67 00:03:22,744 --> 00:03:24,329 - No wigs. It says no wigs. - What? 68 00:03:24,412 --> 00:03:27,582 Hey! Okay, no wig. I'll take it. 69 00:03:27,665 --> 00:03:29,042 - I did it. - All right. 70 00:03:29,125 --> 00:03:31,005 - Yeah. Great. - I think I should do it. 71 00:03:31,044 --> 00:03:33,546 - Wow! One lunch, and she's... Jewish. - A lesbian. 72 00:03:33,630 --> 00:03:34,505 Jewish, yeah. 73 00:03:34,589 --> 00:03:36,275 - She's Jewish. - To Jewish. 74 00:03:36,299 --> 00:03:37,299 Matzah! 75 00:03:44,766 --> 00:03:46,893 I know my mom picked the bat mitzvah theme, 76 00:03:46,976 --> 00:03:49,520 but "Miriam Takes a Bite of the Big Apple." 77 00:03:49,604 --> 00:03:51,356 - Listen... - Honey, I gotta tell you. 78 00:03:51,439 --> 00:03:53,233 - This theme sucks. - Yeah, it does. 79 00:03:53,316 --> 00:03:56,819 Between the theme and Miriam's ugly dress, there's no turning back now. 80 00:03:56,903 --> 00:03:58,863 It's what your mom wanted, and she's paying. 81 00:03:58,947 --> 00:04:00,698 This swag doesn't even make any sense. 82 00:04:00,782 --> 00:04:04,118 What? Apple plus pizza plus Jewish star? 83 00:04:04,202 --> 00:04:06,222 - How does that equal Miriam? - I don't know. 84 00:04:06,246 --> 00:04:10,541 That is so cute. Oh my God. I get it. Equals Miriam. 85 00:04:10,625 --> 00:04:14,295 - Where's the other box of swag? - Uh, I think it's inside. 86 00:04:18,091 --> 00:04:19,091 Hey. 87 00:04:21,135 --> 00:04:23,596 Nervous about Rebecca and Joanne being in the same room later? 88 00:04:23,680 --> 00:04:25,014 Nope. 89 00:04:26,182 --> 00:04:27,225 Because she's not coming. 90 00:04:27,725 --> 00:04:29,727 - Why not? - Too sick. So she says. 91 00:04:29,811 --> 00:04:31,938 She's been weird since brunch with Mom and Dad. 92 00:04:32,021 --> 00:04:33,398 Of course she's acting weird. 93 00:04:33,481 --> 00:04:36,234 You're going a hundred miles an hour with that tiny elf. 94 00:04:36,317 --> 00:04:40,738 You've been together for a few months, and you're talking about converting. 95 00:04:40,822 --> 00:04:43,157 I think I freaked her out a little bit, didn't I? 96 00:04:43,241 --> 00:04:44,241 Maybe. 97 00:04:44,284 --> 00:04:48,246 Look, I know it's way too early to be discussing this stuff, 98 00:04:48,329 --> 00:04:49,956 but truth is, you know, 99 00:04:50,039 --> 00:04:53,584 we don't really have a future if she's not open to being Jewish. 100 00:04:54,669 --> 00:04:57,880 What does Morgan think about this? Is she cool with Joanne tribing up? 101 00:04:58,715 --> 00:05:00,591 I don't know. They're still fighting. 102 00:05:02,135 --> 00:05:06,097 I've been sworn to secrecy on something, and I... I gotta get it off my chest, 103 00:05:06,180 --> 00:05:08,182 but I feel it's gonna piss people off if I say it. 104 00:05:08,266 --> 00:05:11,436 - No, no. You gotta let me say it. - No. I don't engage in gossip. 105 00:05:11,519 --> 00:05:12,729 Lashon hara. 106 00:05:14,439 --> 00:05:15,273 Is it about me? 107 00:05:15,356 --> 00:05:18,192 Would it change your opinion on gossip if it was about you? 108 00:05:18,276 --> 00:05:19,276 Well, is it? 109 00:05:19,777 --> 00:05:21,988 - Not directly, but... - Lashon hara. 110 00:05:29,829 --> 00:05:32,415 Oh my God. I don't know where... 111 00:05:34,125 --> 00:05:36,812 If you think I'm gonna help you set up that microphone, you're wrong. 112 00:05:36,836 --> 00:05:38,963 Does it look like I'm asking you to help me? 113 00:05:39,047 --> 00:05:41,174 I feel like it looks like I'm doing it myself. 114 00:05:41,257 --> 00:05:42,550 - Thank you. - No, you got it. 115 00:05:42,633 --> 00:05:46,179 Stay committed. If you just keep jamming it in there, it'll eventually fit. 116 00:05:46,262 --> 00:05:47,930 It sounds like you in your twenties. 117 00:05:50,892 --> 00:05:53,770 - Where is this? - Care to tell me why Sasha's calling you? 118 00:05:54,562 --> 00:05:57,357 Oh, let me get that. Will you just give it to me? 119 00:05:57,440 --> 00:05:59,793 - What did you do? - I didn't do anything. Give me my phone! 120 00:05:59,817 --> 00:06:03,112 - Answer it on speakerphone now. - Give me my phone. Okay, I will. Stop it. 121 00:06:03,821 --> 00:06:07,867 Hi, Sasha. Uh, why are you calling me? We barely know each other. 122 00:06:07,950 --> 00:06:10,995 I have something to tell you. I'm not used to keeping secrets, 123 00:06:11,079 --> 00:06:13,039 but I need sweet release from these chains. 124 00:06:13,122 --> 00:06:15,434 - Well, now is not a good time, so... - Rebecca lied. 125 00:06:15,458 --> 00:06:17,710 You were compromised the entire time. 126 00:06:17,794 --> 00:06:21,214 She knew who you were, and she just wanted to mess with Noah and Joanne. 127 00:06:21,297 --> 00:06:24,050 Nothing she said was true. Oh my God, that felt so good. 128 00:06:24,550 --> 00:06:26,761 Look, I gotta go. Don't tell Esther I told you. 129 00:06:27,261 --> 00:06:28,096 Wow. 130 00:06:28,179 --> 00:06:30,681 - Mm. - Oh my God, you were telling the truth. 131 00:06:31,557 --> 00:06:32,642 Yeah. 132 00:06:32,725 --> 00:06:33,726 I was wrong. 133 00:06:34,435 --> 00:06:36,229 I'm s... so sorry. What was that? 134 00:06:37,647 --> 00:06:40,608 I said you were right, and I was wrong. 135 00:06:40,691 --> 00:06:41,901 I'm sorry. 136 00:06:41,984 --> 00:06:42,984 Yeah. 137 00:06:46,406 --> 00:06:49,242 - We good? - I'm sorry. You were awful to me, okay? 138 00:06:49,325 --> 00:06:51,661 You called me a desperate, pathetic liar. 139 00:06:51,744 --> 00:06:54,705 I know, but my apology just now, like, included all of that stuff. 140 00:06:54,789 --> 00:06:55,869 What do you want me to say? 141 00:06:56,707 --> 00:06:58,709 I want you to get down on your knees and beg. 142 00:06:58,793 --> 00:07:02,713 Morgan, I just washed these jeans. They're too tight to kneel down. 143 00:07:02,797 --> 00:07:05,174 I don't care. Come on. 144 00:07:05,716 --> 00:07:07,593 Okay, I'll do it, you psycho. 145 00:07:07,677 --> 00:07:08,677 Thank you. 146 00:07:09,095 --> 00:07:11,806 Morgan, I'm sorry. 147 00:07:12,348 --> 00:07:15,184 Mm-mm. That was bad. You can do it again, better. 148 00:07:16,018 --> 00:07:18,688 Okay, look, I know we like to give each other shit. 149 00:07:18,771 --> 00:07:19,772 Mm-hmm. 150 00:07:19,856 --> 00:07:23,776 But the truth is, you're an amazing business partner, 151 00:07:23,860 --> 00:07:25,736 and you're an even better sister. 152 00:07:26,529 --> 00:07:28,573 I know we don't say it enough, but I love you. 153 00:07:29,323 --> 00:07:32,618 You're my best friend, and you always will be. 154 00:07:35,288 --> 00:07:36,288 Marry me. 155 00:07:37,415 --> 00:07:38,291 Sure. 156 00:07:38,374 --> 00:07:40,418 Also, you are widely thought of as the pretty one. 157 00:07:40,501 --> 00:07:42,962 No, I'm not. Come here. Weirdo. 158 00:07:43,921 --> 00:07:45,840 - I'm really sorry. - It's okay. 159 00:07:47,884 --> 00:07:50,386 Okay. Let's do this, yeah? 160 00:07:50,970 --> 00:07:54,015 - Why does Sasha have your phone number? - We can circle back to that. 161 00:07:54,098 --> 00:07:55,475 Okay, the real question is, 162 00:07:55,558 --> 00:07:57,894 is this bitch, Rebecca, really trying to break you guys up? 163 00:07:57,977 --> 00:08:00,563 Yeah. Everyone is, and they're all together at a bat mitzvah. 164 00:08:00,646 --> 00:08:02,899 Uh, then what the fuck are we doing here? 165 00:08:04,775 --> 00:08:05,943 Ladies and gentlemen, 166 00:08:06,027 --> 00:08:08,821 put your hands together for the star of the show, 167 00:08:08,905 --> 00:08:14,577 the queen of the night, our bat mitzvah girl, Miriam! 168 00:08:19,665 --> 00:08:21,751 ♪ Start spreading the news... ♪ 169 00:08:21,834 --> 00:08:25,004 - Come to your grandma. Oy, oy, oy, oy, oy. - You look amazing! 170 00:08:25,087 --> 00:08:26,881 You're gorgeous. I am so proud of you. 171 00:08:26,964 --> 00:08:29,509 Gorgeous girl. Here you go, here you go! My gorgeous... 172 00:08:30,510 --> 00:08:31,802 I hate this dress. 173 00:08:31,886 --> 00:08:33,930 You look gorgeous. Everything's fine. Get up. 174 00:08:34,013 --> 00:08:38,351 Yes, Miriam! Congrats. Come on, honey, you look amazing. Miri! 175 00:08:38,434 --> 00:08:41,854 Let's help Miriam pick up those apples and join her on the dance floor 176 00:08:41,938 --> 00:08:44,524 to get this party started! Come on! 177 00:08:46,150 --> 00:08:47,735 ♪ Soulja Boy off in this ♪ 178 00:08:47,818 --> 00:08:49,779 ♪ Watch me crank it, watch me roll ♪ 179 00:08:49,862 --> 00:08:52,365 ♪ Watch me crank that Soulja Boy Then Superman that ♪ 180 00:08:52,448 --> 00:08:54,325 - ♪ Now watch me crank that ♪ - ♪ You ♪ 181 00:08:54,408 --> 00:08:57,328 ♪ Now watch me crank that Soulja Boy Now watch me crank that Soulja Boy ♪ 182 00:08:57,411 --> 00:08:59,956 ♪ Now watch me crank that Soulja Boy ♪ 183 00:09:00,039 --> 00:09:03,334 ♪ Soulja Boy off in it Watch me lean and watch me rock ♪ 184 00:09:03,417 --> 00:09:06,754 ♪ Superman that Then watch me crank that Robocop ♪ 185 00:09:06,837 --> 00:09:10,716 ♪ Super fresh, now watch me jock Jocking on them haters, man... ♪ 186 00:09:10,800 --> 00:09:13,928 - I can't believe you came. - Yeah. Mm. 187 00:09:14,011 --> 00:09:15,263 - Hi. - Hi. 188 00:09:15,346 --> 00:09:17,974 Hope it's chill that I crashed. I just... I love a DJ. 189 00:09:18,057 --> 00:09:21,519 The more the merrier. Absolutely. I'm so happy you two made up. 190 00:09:21,602 --> 00:09:22,645 - Yeah. - Yeah. 191 00:09:23,145 --> 00:09:27,692 Hey, you should have seen Miriam at her service. She was... She was amazing. 192 00:09:27,775 --> 00:09:30,111 Oh, that's so cool. I'm so happy for her. 193 00:09:30,194 --> 00:09:32,947 - You know what? There's an open bar, so... - Yeah, come on. 194 00:09:33,864 --> 00:09:35,741 So what happened? I thought you were sick. 195 00:09:35,825 --> 00:09:39,328 I gotta be honest, Noah. I was just faking that. 196 00:09:39,412 --> 00:09:40,663 What?! 197 00:09:40,746 --> 00:09:41,831 You? Yes, I know. 198 00:09:41,914 --> 00:09:43,332 - You knew that? - Yes, of course. 199 00:09:43,416 --> 00:09:45,585 You threw out my coffee! You owe me that coffee. 200 00:09:45,668 --> 00:09:47,003 I paid for that coffee. 201 00:09:47,086 --> 00:09:48,726 You owe me a coffee. 202 00:09:49,255 --> 00:09:50,255 Why'd you lie? 203 00:09:53,634 --> 00:09:54,634 'Cause... 204 00:09:57,263 --> 00:09:59,015 Because nobody wants me here, Noah. 205 00:09:59,098 --> 00:10:00,433 Yes, they do. 206 00:10:01,100 --> 00:10:02,268 I want you here. 207 00:10:02,351 --> 00:10:03,352 Well, I'm here now. 208 00:10:04,061 --> 00:10:05,061 And I... 209 00:10:05,896 --> 00:10:09,358 I decided that I... I want to be a part of your world 210 00:10:09,442 --> 00:10:11,402 because I want to be with you. 211 00:10:12,486 --> 00:10:13,863 And I also made a decision. 212 00:10:13,946 --> 00:10:14,946 Yeah? 213 00:10:15,740 --> 00:10:16,741 I'm gonna convert. 214 00:10:17,491 --> 00:10:18,969 Are you serious? 215 00:10:18,993 --> 00:10:20,870 Noah, I would do anything for you. 216 00:10:23,372 --> 00:10:26,375 But also for you, right? Because you wanna be Jewish. 217 00:10:27,168 --> 00:10:29,253 Yeah. No, I mean, of course. 218 00:10:29,337 --> 00:10:31,464 'Cause it's important that you've thought about this. 219 00:10:31,547 --> 00:10:33,549 Right. Yeah. I, like, did some research. 220 00:10:33,633 --> 00:10:36,135 Yeah. And you're committed to the spiritual journey. 221 00:10:36,218 --> 00:10:38,888 - Noah, take yes for an answer, okay? - I will. Absolutely. 222 00:10:38,971 --> 00:10:40,473 This is very exciting. 223 00:10:41,015 --> 00:10:42,350 Oh! 224 00:10:42,433 --> 00:10:44,673 - Mwah, mwah. Welcome to the tribe. - Thank you. 225 00:10:44,727 --> 00:10:46,270 - Hello, Joanne. - Oh, hi. 226 00:10:46,354 --> 00:10:48,189 - My heavens. You came. - Yeah. 227 00:10:48,272 --> 00:10:51,150 And you brought an uninvited guest. 228 00:10:52,652 --> 00:10:53,944 - Mom? - Yeah. 229 00:10:54,028 --> 00:10:58,032 Joanne has made a very big decision that I think is gonna make you happy. 230 00:10:58,115 --> 00:11:01,577 You have to leave early. I'm sorry. Be well, dear. 231 00:11:03,746 --> 00:11:04,914 I'm kidding. 232 00:11:04,997 --> 00:11:06,707 Ah! 233 00:11:06,791 --> 00:11:09,502 - I'm really a very funny person. - Well... 234 00:11:09,585 --> 00:11:13,047 What I was gonna say, what we were gonna tell you is Joanne... 235 00:11:13,130 --> 00:11:14,530 - Mm-hmm. - ...has decided... 236 00:11:14,590 --> 00:11:15,508 Mm-hmm. 237 00:11:15,591 --> 00:11:16,591 ...to convert. 238 00:11:18,678 --> 00:11:21,138 It's a celebration. You've got some. 239 00:11:21,222 --> 00:11:23,224 I'm gonna get you champagne. I'll be right back. 240 00:11:25,393 --> 00:11:26,393 That's right. 241 00:11:26,977 --> 00:11:28,646 I'm not going anywhere. 242 00:11:31,107 --> 00:11:31,941 Hmm. 243 00:11:32,024 --> 00:11:35,653 I think the words that you're looking for are mazel tov. 244 00:11:36,278 --> 00:11:38,239 Is that right? That sounds right. 245 00:11:42,702 --> 00:11:43,869 Come on! 246 00:11:43,953 --> 00:11:45,371 ♪ Venis mecha ♪ 247 00:11:45,454 --> 00:11:47,164 ♪ Hava nagila ♪ 248 00:11:47,248 --> 00:11:48,708 ♪ Hava nagila ♪ 249 00:11:48,791 --> 00:11:50,334 ♪ Hava nagila ♪ 250 00:11:50,418 --> 00:11:51,794 ♪ Venis mecha ♪ 251 00:11:51,877 --> 00:11:53,045 ♪ Hava neranena... ♪ 252 00:11:53,129 --> 00:11:55,172 - Ooh. What? Oh. - Sit on the chair. 253 00:11:55,256 --> 00:11:56,298 Me? Oh! 254 00:11:57,091 --> 00:11:57,967 Get in the chair. 255 00:11:58,050 --> 00:11:59,135 Get in the chair. 256 00:11:59,844 --> 00:12:01,554 ♪ Hava neranena ♪ 257 00:12:01,637 --> 00:12:02,847 ♪ Hava neranena ♪ 258 00:12:02,930 --> 00:12:04,265 ♪ Venis mecha... ♪ 259 00:12:04,348 --> 00:12:05,516 Whoo! 260 00:12:05,599 --> 00:12:07,727 ♪ Uru achim ♪ 261 00:12:07,810 --> 00:12:09,520 ♪ Uru achim belev sameach ♪ 262 00:12:09,603 --> 00:12:10,479 ♪ Uru achim... ♪ 263 00:12:10,563 --> 00:12:12,189 Really? Come on. 264 00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:14,442 ♪ Uru achim belev sameach ♪ 265 00:12:14,525 --> 00:12:15,776 ♪ Uru achim ♪ 266 00:12:15,860 --> 00:12:17,695 ♪ Belev sameach ♪ 267 00:12:20,698 --> 00:12:21,824 Perfect. 268 00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:25,870 Great. Ooh. 269 00:12:27,121 --> 00:12:28,789 Oh. Hey, Rebecca. 270 00:12:28,873 --> 00:12:31,667 Hey, "Julie." You've never looked better. 271 00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:32,751 Thank you. 272 00:12:33,878 --> 00:12:35,379 Why are you here? 273 00:12:36,005 --> 00:12:38,966 Uh, because I was invited. After I showed up, so... 274 00:12:39,049 --> 00:12:40,718 Listen, your dumb little lie 275 00:12:40,801 --> 00:12:43,554 really fucked up my relationship with my sister, so... 276 00:12:43,637 --> 00:12:45,431 I don't know what you're talking about. 277 00:12:45,514 --> 00:12:48,267 Okay, don't bullshit me, all right? Sasha told me everything. 278 00:12:49,685 --> 00:12:50,685 - Yeah. - Shit. 279 00:12:52,605 --> 00:12:55,941 Oh! And by the way, did you ever finish Where the Crawdads Sing? 280 00:12:56,025 --> 00:12:57,151 No. 281 00:12:57,234 --> 00:12:59,653 Great. Um, Kya's the murderer, so... 282 00:13:04,992 --> 00:13:06,118 What was that about? 283 00:13:06,202 --> 00:13:08,871 Did you tell Sasha that I lied to the tall sister? 284 00:13:08,954 --> 00:13:10,206 What? Heck no. 285 00:13:13,751 --> 00:13:14,585 Okay, I told... 286 00:13:14,668 --> 00:13:16,754 - I... I mentioned it to him. - Oh my God! 287 00:13:17,379 --> 00:13:19,715 - What did the idiot do? - He told her. 288 00:13:20,841 --> 00:13:23,552 No. No. Not possible. He doesn't even know her. 289 00:13:23,636 --> 00:13:25,346 Mm-mm. Pretty sure he knows her. 290 00:13:31,352 --> 00:13:33,354 ♪ If you wanna run away with me I know a galaxy ♪ 291 00:13:33,437 --> 00:13:35,564 ♪ And I could take you for a ride ♪ 292 00:13:35,648 --> 00:13:37,608 ♪ I had a premonition That we fell into a rhythm ♪ 293 00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:39,735 ♪ Where the music don't stop for life... ♪ 294 00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:42,488 Miriam, we are plant mother twins. 295 00:13:42,571 --> 00:13:45,366 And pasta is better cold. I love you. 296 00:13:45,449 --> 00:13:47,427 ♪...feeling like you need A little bit of company ♪ 297 00:13:47,451 --> 00:13:49,245 ♪ You met me at the perfect time ♪ 298 00:13:50,371 --> 00:13:52,581 ♪ You want me, I want you, baby ♪ 299 00:13:52,665 --> 00:13:54,542 ♪ My sugar boo, I'm levitating ♪ 300 00:13:54,625 --> 00:13:56,836 ♪ The Milky Way, we're renegading ♪ 301 00:13:56,919 --> 00:13:58,796 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 302 00:13:58,879 --> 00:14:03,175 ♪ I got you, moonlight You're my starlight ♪ 303 00:14:03,259 --> 00:14:07,179 ♪ I need you all night Come on, dance with me... ♪ 304 00:14:07,263 --> 00:14:08,597 Miriam, I love you too. 305 00:14:08,681 --> 00:14:11,183 Yes. And I literally don't know you, 306 00:14:11,267 --> 00:14:14,311 but this is one of the best parties I've ever been to, so... 307 00:14:14,395 --> 00:14:19,608 And you guys, just embrace how awkward these years are, okay? 308 00:14:19,692 --> 00:14:22,778 Because you don't wanna peak at 13. 309 00:14:22,862 --> 00:14:24,613 - No. - No, you wanna peak at our age. 310 00:14:24,697 --> 00:14:27,449 - Twenty-three! Whoo! - Twenty-three! Whoo! 311 00:14:27,533 --> 00:14:28,367 ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ 312 00:14:28,450 --> 00:14:33,247 ♪ I got you, moonlight You're my starlight ♪ 313 00:14:33,330 --> 00:14:37,418 ♪ I need you all night Come on, dance with me ♪ 314 00:14:37,501 --> 00:14:38,544 ♪ I'm levitating ♪ 315 00:14:38,627 --> 00:14:41,881 Okay, y'all, we're gonna slow things down just a little bit. 316 00:14:41,964 --> 00:14:44,216 Ask that special someone onto the dance floor. 317 00:14:44,300 --> 00:14:45,134 - Come. - Me? 318 00:14:45,217 --> 00:14:46,051 Yes. 319 00:14:47,052 --> 00:14:48,387 ♪ Oh ♪ 320 00:14:48,470 --> 00:14:50,556 - Uh-oh. Incoming. - May I? 321 00:14:50,639 --> 00:14:52,474 Oh yes, of course. Please. 322 00:14:54,351 --> 00:14:55,477 Hey, you wanna? 323 00:14:56,020 --> 00:14:58,939 Oh. Yeah, why not? Good job. 324 00:14:59,023 --> 00:15:00,649 - Oh wow. - Stuart's the man. 325 00:15:00,733 --> 00:15:02,568 Okay. Wow. 326 00:15:03,402 --> 00:15:07,531 You know how to lead. Nope, higher. Okay. 327 00:15:10,034 --> 00:15:12,745 I didn't realize bat mitzvahs were so romantic. 328 00:15:13,495 --> 00:15:15,664 Oh yeah. We Jews are full of surprises. 329 00:15:15,748 --> 00:15:18,000 For instance, did you know 330 00:15:18,083 --> 00:15:20,502 when you convert, you get to choose a new name? 331 00:15:20,586 --> 00:15:23,839 You don't really have to use it, but it's a fun thing to have. 332 00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:26,258 Blossom. I've always wanted to be named Blossom. 333 00:15:26,342 --> 00:15:29,011 I should have told you. Sorry. It's gotta be a Hebrew name. 334 00:15:29,094 --> 00:15:30,763 - It's the only catch. - Oh. 335 00:15:31,430 --> 00:15:34,016 - Okay. That's exciting. I'll think on it. - It is exciting. 336 00:15:35,100 --> 00:15:37,478 I can't wait for you to meet with the beit din, 337 00:15:37,561 --> 00:15:41,148 and do the mikvah, learn about tzedakah. 338 00:15:41,899 --> 00:15:45,486 I know those are all Hebrew words, but you will learn them soon. 339 00:15:45,569 --> 00:15:46,445 - I will? - Yes. 340 00:15:46,528 --> 00:15:49,615 - I'm gonna learn a whole new language? - I'm gonna teach you. 341 00:15:50,366 --> 00:15:52,201 - You'll love it. - Okay. 342 00:15:53,243 --> 00:15:55,412 I'm sorry. I'm not trying to overwhelm you. I'm just... 343 00:15:56,497 --> 00:15:58,248 I'm so happy this is what you want. 344 00:15:59,249 --> 00:16:00,084 It's beshert. 345 00:16:00,167 --> 00:16:02,169 ♪ I'll make love to you... ♪ 346 00:16:02,252 --> 00:16:03,252 Meant to be. 347 00:16:03,295 --> 00:16:05,130 - Huh. - Yeah. 348 00:16:05,214 --> 00:16:07,508 ♪ And I will not let go... ♪ 349 00:16:07,591 --> 00:16:08,425 Yeah. 350 00:16:08,509 --> 00:16:10,886 ♪...tell me to ♪ 351 00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:12,346 Miriam. 352 00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:14,723 Meerkat. 353 00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:16,350 Mimi. 354 00:16:16,433 --> 00:16:18,978 I'm so very proud of you. Today, you're an adult. 355 00:16:19,478 --> 00:16:21,230 And while that may seem daunting, 356 00:16:21,855 --> 00:16:24,775 turns out it mostly just involves canceling dinner plans. 357 00:16:25,943 --> 00:16:29,238 But what it really means is that you finally get to decide for yourself 358 00:16:29,321 --> 00:16:30,698 what's right and what's wrong. 359 00:16:30,781 --> 00:16:33,325 And I trust you won't make those decisions lightly 360 00:16:33,409 --> 00:16:35,619 because they can shape the rest of your life. 361 00:16:36,495 --> 00:16:37,621 No pressure. 362 00:16:43,502 --> 00:16:45,170 Good job, Miri. 363 00:16:45,713 --> 00:16:48,382 Okay, everyone. We're gonna do the kiddush now. 364 00:17:00,352 --> 00:17:01,352 Rebecca! 365 00:17:01,895 --> 00:17:02,895 Wait. 366 00:17:04,314 --> 00:17:05,733 Joanne. 367 00:17:08,068 --> 00:17:09,068 Hi. 368 00:17:11,405 --> 00:17:12,239 What? 369 00:17:12,322 --> 00:17:13,322 I... 370 00:17:15,159 --> 00:17:17,494 Can I just say I'm obsessed with you? 371 00:17:17,578 --> 00:17:20,581 Um, even after you lied, which did really piss me off. 372 00:17:20,664 --> 00:17:23,625 That was out of character for me. It was a really tough day. 373 00:17:24,793 --> 00:17:26,670 It did really feel good to be bad though. 374 00:17:28,172 --> 00:17:29,172 I can relate. 375 00:17:33,761 --> 00:17:37,765 I have to admit I've been, like, a little bit obsessed with you too. 376 00:17:38,307 --> 00:17:39,307 Are you serious? 377 00:17:40,184 --> 00:17:43,103 - I never even considered that. - I looked you up online. 378 00:17:43,187 --> 00:17:46,607 Your Venmo history is truly chaotic. It really shouldn't be public. 379 00:17:46,690 --> 00:17:48,817 Yeah, I know. Yeah. 380 00:17:50,235 --> 00:17:53,781 You know, you're the opposite of what he's always wanted. 381 00:17:53,864 --> 00:17:55,699 And I get that that's exciting, 382 00:17:55,783 --> 00:17:58,911 but I don't understand how that fits into his life. 383 00:18:00,329 --> 00:18:01,455 Yeah, uh... 384 00:18:02,790 --> 00:18:06,460 It's been tricky, but... I'm converting. 385 00:18:06,543 --> 00:18:08,378 Oh. Bina told me. 386 00:18:08,462 --> 00:18:09,838 Yeah. Was she excited? 387 00:18:09,922 --> 00:18:11,173 - She's thrilled. - Yeah. 388 00:18:12,633 --> 00:18:15,677 It's a... big move, Joanne. 389 00:18:16,303 --> 00:18:17,763 You know, being with a rabbi... 390 00:18:17,846 --> 00:18:20,557 It's not just his job. It's his whole life. 391 00:18:21,975 --> 00:18:24,645 - What do you mean? - He represents the temple. 392 00:18:24,728 --> 00:18:28,273 So you represent the temple. People look to you as an example. 393 00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:30,317 Like a good example? 394 00:18:31,276 --> 00:18:33,028 That's a lot of pressure. 395 00:18:34,613 --> 00:18:36,365 You look so scared right now. 396 00:18:36,448 --> 00:18:40,577 No, it... it should feel like good pressure. You know? 397 00:18:45,040 --> 00:18:50,504 You're probably gonna live out my dream of being Mrs. Head Rabbi. 398 00:18:51,880 --> 00:18:54,967 So... you win. 399 00:18:57,678 --> 00:18:58,971 I hope it's what you want. 400 00:19:08,438 --> 00:19:09,356 ♪ When I get... ♪ 401 00:19:09,439 --> 00:19:11,108 Oh, Stuart. God! 402 00:19:11,191 --> 00:19:12,693 Nice try, buddy. Give me that. 403 00:19:12,776 --> 00:19:13,777 ♪...without you... ♪ 404 00:19:14,862 --> 00:19:15,863 Oh, it's water. 405 00:19:16,738 --> 00:19:18,282 Good job. Knew I could trust you. 406 00:19:18,365 --> 00:19:20,033 Yeah, nice try, you fucking narc. 407 00:19:20,617 --> 00:19:22,911 - Hi. - What did you... Oh, what's up? 408 00:19:22,995 --> 00:19:24,246 Sup? 409 00:19:24,329 --> 00:19:25,706 - Will you get outta here? - Hey. 410 00:19:27,666 --> 00:19:28,500 Oh. 411 00:19:28,584 --> 00:19:29,918 I don't like that kid. 412 00:19:30,002 --> 00:19:32,296 He's got a lot of confidence, but I don't like him. 413 00:19:32,379 --> 00:19:35,716 Oh, I love bat mitzvahs. There's so much free shit, you know? 414 00:19:35,799 --> 00:19:37,384 Yeah. 415 00:19:38,802 --> 00:19:40,888 Hey, um, thank you. 416 00:19:41,513 --> 00:19:43,640 You know, for finally telling me the truth. 417 00:19:43,724 --> 00:19:45,851 My sister was never gonna speak to me again, so... 418 00:19:46,602 --> 00:19:48,061 That's all right. Happy to help. 419 00:19:49,980 --> 00:19:51,815 She thought it was weird that we talk. 420 00:19:51,899 --> 00:19:53,984 I'm telling you, it's not weird. 421 00:19:54,067 --> 00:19:58,697 Okay, stop saying that it's not weird when we both know that it kind of is. 422 00:19:58,780 --> 00:19:59,781 All right, fine. 423 00:19:59,865 --> 00:20:02,451 It might be a little weird, but I enjoy talking to you. 424 00:20:02,534 --> 00:20:03,534 Is that so bad? 425 00:20:04,077 --> 00:20:05,871 No. No. I'm fun to talk to. 426 00:20:05,954 --> 00:20:09,541 - There we go. Stuart-level confidence. - Can I have some of your drink? Give it. 427 00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:14,463 There's no alcohol in that. 428 00:20:14,546 --> 00:20:17,966 Yeah. I told you a hundred times. I'm California sober. Like Miley Cyrus. 429 00:20:18,050 --> 00:20:19,509 Oh. So, are you high? 430 00:20:19,593 --> 00:20:21,762 - Mm-hmm. - Can I have some? 431 00:20:21,845 --> 00:20:24,389 - Yes. 100%. God. Cheers. - Cheers. 432 00:20:31,897 --> 00:20:34,441 Those fucking sisters have got to go. 433 00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:41,782 Miriam, what are you doing? 434 00:20:41,865 --> 00:20:43,367 - What... - Oh shit. 435 00:20:43,450 --> 00:20:46,078 Please don't ground me for saying fuck... I mean, shit. 436 00:20:46,161 --> 00:20:50,040 Oh God. I don't even have the energy to even give a shit. Um... 437 00:20:51,792 --> 00:20:53,460 What's going on with you? 438 00:20:53,543 --> 00:20:56,546 I hate my bat mitzvah! I hate this dumb theme! 439 00:20:56,630 --> 00:20:58,298 And I hate this stupid dress! 440 00:20:58,840 --> 00:21:00,008 None of this is me. 441 00:21:00,592 --> 00:21:01,927 Oh, buddy. 442 00:21:05,430 --> 00:21:09,226 Honestly, babe, I don't know why I've been so caught up in playing by the rules 443 00:21:09,309 --> 00:21:10,727 when no one else seems to be. 444 00:21:12,187 --> 00:21:14,231 It's a bad theme. You're right. 445 00:21:15,941 --> 00:21:17,234 And this dress is hideous. 446 00:21:17,317 --> 00:21:18,986 I knew you didn't like it. 447 00:21:19,069 --> 00:21:22,990 I know. And I'm so sorry I didn't say something sooner. 448 00:21:23,490 --> 00:21:24,616 This is your day. 449 00:21:25,617 --> 00:21:26,868 We're gonna fix it. 450 00:21:27,744 --> 00:21:30,372 Give me those fucking scissors. What are we doing? 451 00:21:30,455 --> 00:21:31,623 Yeah. 452 00:21:31,707 --> 00:21:33,643 - Should I cut mine off? - Yeah! 453 00:21:33,667 --> 00:21:34,667 Come on. 454 00:21:35,585 --> 00:21:36,795 Rabbi Cohen. 455 00:21:39,381 --> 00:21:40,215 I'm in. 456 00:21:40,299 --> 00:21:44,553 I promise you I'm gonna be the best head rabbi this temple's ever seen. 457 00:21:45,262 --> 00:21:47,681 Second best. I'll be the second best. 458 00:21:47,764 --> 00:21:50,058 No. I... I do not feel threatened by you. 459 00:21:50,142 --> 00:21:52,644 But you're about to go through a very long process... 460 00:21:52,728 --> 00:21:53,770 Sure. Okay. 461 00:21:53,854 --> 00:21:55,957 ...and I am not able to guarantee the outcome. 462 00:21:55,981 --> 00:21:58,984 The board has the final say, and they are very picky. 463 00:21:59,067 --> 00:22:02,154 - Understood. - It's going to be you. 464 00:22:02,946 --> 00:22:03,989 Mm-hmm. 465 00:22:04,072 --> 00:22:06,575 Who would have thought 466 00:22:07,242 --> 00:22:10,495 that when I was doing your bar mitzvah, it would end up here? 467 00:22:11,371 --> 00:22:13,123 Me. I did. 468 00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:16,293 - Thank you. - Yes. 469 00:22:16,793 --> 00:22:17,793 Thank you. 470 00:22:18,503 --> 00:22:19,503 Good man. 471 00:22:19,921 --> 00:22:23,675 And you can have some of my sweets. I'm trying to get down to fighting weight. 472 00:22:23,759 --> 00:22:25,719 And I ate some of them, but 473 00:22:27,054 --> 00:22:27,929 these are safe. 474 00:22:28,013 --> 00:22:29,681 Okay. Noted. 475 00:22:29,765 --> 00:22:30,765 Thank you. 476 00:22:32,017 --> 00:22:33,101 Mazel tov. 477 00:22:38,190 --> 00:22:39,190 Hey! 478 00:22:40,025 --> 00:22:41,735 - Hi. - I wondered where you went. 479 00:22:42,694 --> 00:22:44,196 I have some big news to tell you. 480 00:22:44,279 --> 00:22:45,614 - Okay. - Okay. 481 00:22:46,740 --> 00:22:47,741 Okay. 482 00:22:50,535 --> 00:22:51,995 I'm gonna be the new head rabbi. 483 00:22:53,288 --> 00:22:54,373 Oh my God! 484 00:22:54,956 --> 00:22:57,084 Noah, that's so exciting! 485 00:22:57,167 --> 00:22:58,919 - Thank you. Thank you. - Oh. 486 00:22:59,002 --> 00:23:00,712 - You deserve it! - Mm. 487 00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:02,880 Thank you. 488 00:23:04,174 --> 00:23:06,051 - You okay? - Yeah. 489 00:23:06,134 --> 00:23:07,134 Yeah? 490 00:23:07,511 --> 00:23:08,511 Um... 491 00:23:10,222 --> 00:23:14,351 There's something I need to tell you, and I wanna tell you. It's just hard. 492 00:23:15,060 --> 00:23:16,060 I love you. 493 00:23:19,981 --> 00:23:21,817 - You stole my line. - I'm sorry. 494 00:23:23,527 --> 00:23:24,569 I love you too. 495 00:23:26,196 --> 00:23:27,823 - But... - What? No but. 496 00:23:27,906 --> 00:23:31,159 But... because I love you, 497 00:23:32,702 --> 00:23:33,829 I can't convert. 498 00:23:35,414 --> 00:23:38,333 I'm just not ready, and I, um... 499 00:23:38,417 --> 00:23:40,127 In so many ways, I wanna be. 500 00:23:40,210 --> 00:23:41,210 Okay. 501 00:23:42,379 --> 00:23:44,047 But if I'm being honest, 502 00:23:46,007 --> 00:23:47,968 I was only doing it for you. 503 00:23:48,552 --> 00:23:51,263 And there's so many beautiful things about Judaism. 504 00:23:52,472 --> 00:23:55,642 And... I'm just not there yet. 505 00:23:56,143 --> 00:23:59,521 And I... I don't know if I ever will be. 506 00:23:59,604 --> 00:24:00,604 Okay. 507 00:24:01,106 --> 00:24:03,692 Okay. We'll slow it down. 508 00:24:04,401 --> 00:24:05,652 We can figure it out. 509 00:24:06,987 --> 00:24:09,448 How? Noah, how? 510 00:24:10,532 --> 00:24:13,785 Tell me how this works if I don't convert. 511 00:24:18,915 --> 00:24:19,958 I don't know. 512 00:24:21,001 --> 00:24:22,001 Exactly. 513 00:24:23,587 --> 00:24:25,589 I see what's at stake now. 514 00:24:27,132 --> 00:24:33,430 You need me to be something that I can't promise that I can be. 515 00:24:34,431 --> 00:24:36,933 And if I falter even a little bit, 516 00:24:37,017 --> 00:24:39,394 your whole life blows up. 517 00:24:40,228 --> 00:24:41,897 That's... 518 00:24:44,524 --> 00:24:45,775 That's not fair to you. 519 00:24:49,529 --> 00:24:51,573 You just told me you love me. What are you saying? 520 00:24:51,656 --> 00:24:53,658 I'm... 521 00:24:54,868 --> 00:24:56,244 I'm saying goodbye. 522 00:24:56,745 --> 00:24:58,455 - No, Joanne. I don't... - Noah. 523 00:24:58,538 --> 00:25:01,166 - I don't wanna lose you. - You can't have both. 524 00:25:04,961 --> 00:25:06,796 And I would never make you choose. 525 00:25:13,261 --> 00:25:14,804 Don't come after me, okay? 526 00:25:16,723 --> 00:25:18,308 It's only gonna make it harder. 527 00:25:25,315 --> 00:25:28,401 ♪ I tried for you ♪ 528 00:25:32,113 --> 00:25:36,993 ♪ Tried to see through all the smoke and ♪ 529 00:25:38,995 --> 00:25:42,457 ♪ It wouldn't move ♪ 530 00:25:45,835 --> 00:25:47,837 ♪ What could I do? ♪ 531 00:25:47,963 --> 00:25:50,131 - You heard too? - It's amazing. 532 00:25:50,215 --> 00:25:51,299 I guess everyone... 533 00:25:51,383 --> 00:25:53,552 ♪ I touch your hand to pull your... ♪ 534 00:25:53,635 --> 00:25:54,636 Wonderful. 535 00:25:54,719 --> 00:25:56,221 ♪...into my hand ♪ 536 00:25:56,304 --> 00:26:02,477 ♪ But now I can't say ♪ 537 00:26:02,561 --> 00:26:05,855 ♪ Isn't it strange? ♪ 538 00:26:09,401 --> 00:26:12,320 ♪ Isn't it strange? ♪ 539 00:26:14,281 --> 00:26:18,034 Look at you, huh? Man of the hour. Boss man. 540 00:26:18,535 --> 00:26:22,581 Listen. I spoke to Cohen. He said everything's looking good. 541 00:26:23,707 --> 00:26:25,834 What do you think of that? How's that feel? 542 00:26:27,961 --> 00:26:30,088 - How's it feel? - I don't know how it feels. 543 00:26:31,631 --> 00:26:33,133 Maybe it just hasn't hit me yet. 544 00:26:33,216 --> 00:26:34,759 What are you talking about? 545 00:26:34,843 --> 00:26:37,762 This is what you wanted your whole life. What are you telling me? 546 00:26:37,846 --> 00:26:39,556 - I know. - Come on. 547 00:26:40,765 --> 00:26:42,058 Oh my God! 548 00:26:42,642 --> 00:26:44,519 - Who did this? - That would be me. 549 00:26:45,103 --> 00:26:48,565 - Ilan, I need you. - We got an issue. You okay? 550 00:26:48,648 --> 00:26:49,774 All right. Come here. 551 00:26:50,275 --> 00:26:51,735 Mwah. I love this kid. 552 00:26:52,319 --> 00:26:53,403 Oh my God. 553 00:26:53,987 --> 00:26:57,365 ♪ What did we lose? ♪ 554 00:26:59,909 --> 00:27:05,081 ♪ If I could, I'd pull your strings For one more dance ♪ 555 00:27:05,165 --> 00:27:11,004 ♪ But I can't say ♪ 556 00:27:11,087 --> 00:27:14,174 ♪ Isn't it strange? ♪ 557 00:27:18,011 --> 00:27:20,722 ♪ Isn't it strange? ♪ 558 00:27:24,809 --> 00:27:28,021 ♪ You look at me ♪ 559 00:27:28,104 --> 00:27:31,316 ♪ I look at you ♪ 560 00:27:31,399 --> 00:27:35,070 ♪ With nothing to say... ♪ 561 00:27:38,490 --> 00:27:43,703 ♪ Isn't it strange ♪ 562 00:27:44,913 --> 00:27:51,127 ♪ How people can change ♪ 563 00:27:52,045 --> 00:27:55,548 ♪ From strangers to friends ♪ 564 00:27:55,632 --> 00:27:58,760 ♪ Friends into lovers ♪ 565 00:27:58,843 --> 00:28:04,057 ♪ And strangers again? ♪ 566 00:28:28,164 --> 00:28:29,164 Missed the shuttle. 567 00:28:29,958 --> 00:28:30,958 Had to run. 568 00:28:32,711 --> 00:28:34,379 I told you not to follow me. 569 00:28:35,880 --> 00:28:37,048 But you didn't mean it. 570 00:28:38,883 --> 00:28:40,385 So how does this work? 571 00:28:41,886 --> 00:28:43,012 Well, you were right. 572 00:28:43,847 --> 00:28:44,931 I can't have both. 573 00:28:48,852 --> 00:28:51,229 ♪ But that's just life ♪ 574 00:28:52,188 --> 00:28:54,441 ♪ I lived it twice ♪ 575 00:28:55,066 --> 00:28:57,152 ♪ I treat you right ♪ 576 00:28:58,278 --> 00:29:00,613 ♪ The way you taught me ♪ 577 00:29:01,656 --> 00:29:03,616 ♪ That's just life ♪ 578 00:29:04,409 --> 00:29:06,578 ♪ I lived it twice ♪ 579 00:29:07,120 --> 00:29:09,497 ♪ So say good night ♪ 580 00:29:10,123 --> 00:29:13,042 ♪ Don't say it softly ♪ 581 00:29:14,627 --> 00:29:18,631 ♪ If you see her out there Behind the wheel ♪ 582 00:29:20,884 --> 00:29:23,470 - ♪ Driving getaway ♪ - ♪ Driving getaway ♪ 583 00:29:25,638 --> 00:29:27,724 ♪ Oh God, I hope she escapes ♪ 584 00:29:31,144 --> 00:29:33,646 ♪ The whole damn world is a cage ♪ 585 00:29:37,776 --> 00:29:40,069 ♪ But that's just life ♪ 586 00:29:40,820 --> 00:29:43,072 ♪ I lived it twice ♪ 587 00:29:43,865 --> 00:29:46,075 ♪ I treat you right ♪ 588 00:29:46,826 --> 00:29:49,579 ♪ The way you taught me ♪ 589 00:29:50,288 --> 00:29:52,165 ♪ That's just life ♪ 590 00:29:53,041 --> 00:29:55,168 ♪ I lived it twice ♪ 591 00:29:55,919 --> 00:29:58,087 ♪ So say good night ♪