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<i>[glass cracks]</i>

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<i>[birds chirping]</i>

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<i>[panting]</i>

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<i>[phone beeps]</i>

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<i>[beeps]</i>

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<i>-[man] Hey, Lacie!</i>
<i>-Hey! [giggles]</i>

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<i>[phone beeps]</i>

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<i>[camera clicks]</i>

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<i>["send" alert plays]</i>

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<i>[phone beeps]</i>

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<i>[giggles]</i>

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<i>[giggles]</i>

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<i>[giggles]</i>

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<i>[laughing hysterically]</i>

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<i>[Lacie] Ryan?</i>

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<i>[combat sounds on headset]</i>

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<i>Ryan!</i>

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<i>-[yells]</i>
<i>-[explosion on headset]</i>

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<i>-I was holding a bomb!</i>
<i>-[man] </i><span style="style_2">Come on!</i>

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<i>Sorry, guys.</i>

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<i>Landlord is sending buyers over today</i>
<i>so... put your pants on.</i>

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<i>Maybe if I don't,</i>
<i>it'll scare 'em off and we can stay here.</i>

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<i>[singsong] Not an option, Ryan.</i>
<i>Lease is up in four weeks.</i>

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<i>Hey, I'm thinking of you.</i>
<i>I've got somewhere to go.</i>

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<i>Nate's roommate took a job in Phoenix</i>
<i>so I get his place.</i>

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<i>-Okay.</i>
<i>-Now who's the slow poke?</i>

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<i>I'm... seeing some places over lunch.</i>
<i>Catch you later.</i>

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<i>[gunfire on headset]</i>

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<i>Sorry, that was my sister.</i>

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<i>Yeah. Yeah, I bet you'd love to.</i>

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<i>[man] Jasmine tea?</i>

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<i>[child giggles]</i>

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<i>[phone beeps]</i>

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<i>[man] And that's one Brushed Suede.</i>

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<i>You want a cookie with that?</i>

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<i>-It's on the house.</i>
<i>-Sounds awesome. [giggles]</i>

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<i>-[Lacie giggles]</i>
<i>-[phone beeps]</i>

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<i>-See you tomorrow, JJ.</i>
<i>-See you, Lacie.</i>

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<i>[laughs]</i>

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<i>[gasps] Oh, I saw your boy</i>
<i>in the fire hat just now! So cute!</i>

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<i>-Yeah, he's really something.</i>
<i>-[laughs]</i>

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<i>[phone beeps]</i>

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<i>[chuckles softly]</i>

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<i>[laughs]</i>

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<i>[camera shutter clicks]</i>

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<i>Hmm.</i>

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<i>[phone beeps]</i>

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<i>[phone beeps repeatedly]</i>

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<i>[elevator bell dings]</i>

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<i>Hey, Lacie!</i>

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<i>-Bets, it's great to see you!</i>
<i>-You too.</i>

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<i>[Lacie giggles]</i>

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<i>[cat meows]</i>

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<i>[Lacie] How's Pancakes?</i>

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<i>He's hilarious.</i>
<i>Such a funny cat. Just the best.</i>

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<i>[both laugh]</i>

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<i>-Are you still at Hoddicker?</i>
<i>-Mm-hmm.</i>

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<i>-Yeah. It's going pretty great.</i>
<i>-Good to hear.</i>

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<i>-So what brings you back here?</i>
<i>-New job, first day.</i>

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<i>-First day?</i>
<i>-At Blankman-Harper.</i>

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<i>Whoa! Top floor! That's...</i>

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<i>-Well, good luck.</i>
<i>-I know, right? [laughs]</i>

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<i>It's great you're still happy</i>
<i>at Hoddicker.</i>

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<i>-Well, maybe not forever.</i>
<i>-No, not forever.</i>

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<i>-But for now...</i>
<i>-It's OK for now.</i>

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<i>It's great for now, yes. Yes, it is.</i>

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<i>[chattering]</i>

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<i>[phone ringing]</i>

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<i>[phone beeps]</i>

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<i>[beeping]</i>

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<i>[waves crashing, seagulls squawk]</i>

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<i>Lacie, I got you a smoothie.</i>

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<i>Got one for everyone, actually.</i>
<i>Still a bunch of them for grabs.</i>

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<i>They're from the organic stall</i>
<i>at the farmers' market.</i>

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<i>Sure. Okay.</i>

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<i>[gasps]</i>

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<i>Mmm!</i>

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<i>[phone beeps]</i>

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<i>Thank you. Thank you.</i>

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<i>[whispers]</i>
<i>We're kind of not talking to Ches.</i>

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<i>-3.1? What happened?</i>
<i>-Him and Gordon split up.</i>

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<i>Oh...</i>

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<i>-Poor Ches.</i>
<i>-No, no, no, we're all on Gordon's side.</i>

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<i>Sure! Obviously.</i>

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<i>Ches is kissing ass.</i>
<i>Trying to scrape himself back.</i>

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<i>Of course, if it drops below two-five,</i>
<i>then it's... bye-bye.</i>

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<i>[phone beeps]</i>

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<i>[both gasp]</i>

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<i>[phone beeps]</i>

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<i>[phone beeping]</i>

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<i>[ringtone chiming]</i>

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<i>[Lacie] Hello?</i>

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<i>-[Ryan]</i><span style="style_2"> Yo, they're taking it.</i>
<i>-Who?</i>

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<i>The couple the landlord sent over.</i>
<i>I heard them talking.</i>

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<i>Okay.</i>

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<i>So,</i>
<i>now we move into the light space area.</i>

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<i>Ideal for special times with loved ones.</i>

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<i>-Great food, great company.</i>
<i>-Mm-hmm!</i>

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<i>-[phone beeps]</i>
<i>-Whoa! [laughs]</i>

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<i>[woman]</i>
<i>Sampled your photo stream to make her.</i>

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<i>Great hair!</i>

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<i>[woman] Styled free of charge</i>
<i>at the members' salon.</i>

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<i>Oh, my God. [giggles]</i>

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<i>[Lacie] It's hilarious!</i>

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<i>[woman] You like him?</i>

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<i>-He's okay.</i>
<i>-He doesn't come with the apartment.</i>

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<i>[both laugh]</i>

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<i>But there is a bar and restaurant</i>
<i>on site, tenants only.</i>

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<i>We have unparalleled metrics</i>
<i>on romantic geneses.</i>

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<i>Uh-huh.</i>

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<i>[woman] I gotta say,</i>
<i>these places are going like "that."</i>

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<i>-So don't delay if you're interested.</i>
<i>-Oh, I'm more than interested.</i>

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<i>Standard occupancy</i>
<i>on a minimum six-month contract,</i>

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<i>we're talking... this much.</i>

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<i>-How often are the payments?</i>
<i>-That's weekly.</i>

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<i>-Okay.</i>
<i>-[woman laughs]</i>

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<i>-A little more than expected?</i>
<i>-Yeah.</i>

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<i>There's options.</i>

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<i>You know our Prime Influencers Programme?</i>

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<i>-Do I qualify for that?</i>
<i>-No. No, you don't.</i>

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<i>We'd need you around a 4.5.</i>

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<i>4.5?</i>

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<i>Hit 4.5 and there's a 20% discount.</i>

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<i>-4.5.</i>
<i>-That's right.</i>

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<i>[sighs]</i>

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<i>[laughs]</i>

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<i>[sighs]</i>

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<i>[laughter]</i>

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<i>[beeps]</i>

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<i>[laughs softly]</i>

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<i>Pelican Cove? What is this?</i>
<i>A eugenics programme?</i>

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<i>-A lifestyle community.</i>
<i>-No one is this happy.</i>

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<i>A two-year-old with a fucking balloon</i>
<i>isn't this happy.</i>

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<i>It's actually a pretty cool place.</i>

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<i>Like you'd even qualify.</i>

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<i>There's nothing I can do, sir.</i>

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<i>[man] Well, it's not hopeless,</i>
<i>you're clearly a tryer.</i>

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<i>That's the sense you get just from... me?</i>

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<i>From your rep report analytics.</i>

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<i>If we drill down into the numbers,</i>
<i>you've got a solid popularity arc here.</i>

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<i>Strong overall trajectory.</i>
<i>Let's just look at the last 24 hours.</i>

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<i>You see, even--</i>

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<i>What's that? 8:40 a.m.</i>
<i>You're working hard on your socials.</i>

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<i>-Great little uptake there.</i>
<i>-Okay.</i>

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<i>Couple of minor dings there.</i>
<i>You cut someone off in traffic?</i>

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<i>Oh, just a workplace thing. [laughs]</i>

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<i>Okay.</i>
<i>Let's check on your sphere of influence.</i>

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<i>Let me zoom out here.</i>

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<i>Great peripherals.</i>
<i>Strangers like you, that's a plus.</i>

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<i>-Healthy inner circle. It's good.</i>
<i>-Thank you. [giggles]</i>

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<i>There's a ways to go, </i>
<i>but 4.5 is certainly achievable.</i>

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<i>How long do you think?</i>

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<i>-To hit 4.5?</i>
<i>-Mm-hmm.</i>

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<i>Well, barring a major setback,</i>

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<i>a public disgrace kind of deal,</i>
<i>I'd say 18 months or so.</i>

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<i>Oh, I need more short term.</i>
<i>Like... much more. [laughs]</i>

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<i>Then you'll need a boost.</i>

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<i>-What kind of a boost?</i>
<i>-Well...</i>

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<i>Most of your interactions are confined</i>
<i>to your inner circle</i>

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<i>and they're largely, pardon the term,</i>
<i>mid- to low-range folks.</i>

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<i>Same with your outer circle.</i>

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<i>You've got a ton of reciprocal five stars</i>
<i>from service industry workers,</i>

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<i>but there's not much else.</i>

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<i>At least as far as I can see.</i>

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<i>So in terms of quality,</i>
<i>you could use a punch up right there.</i>

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<i>Ideally,</i>
<i>that's up votes from quality people.</i>

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<i>-Quality people?</i>
<i>-High fours.</i>

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<i>Impress those up-scale folks,</i>
<i>you'll gain velocity on your arc</i>

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<i>and there's your boost.</i>

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<i>[phone beeps]</i>

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<i>[panting]</i>

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<i>-Oh, hi, JJ!</i>
<i>-Hey, Lacie!</i>

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<i>-Keith! Hello.</i>
<i>-Lacie! </i>

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<i>-[Keith] You look great today.</i>
<i>-Thank you! </i>

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<i>-Door won't open. I'm on 2.4.</i>
<i>-Sorry, Ches. I'm late.</i>

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<i>I just need some stars, please!</i>

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<i>Fuck!</i>

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<i>[elevator bell dings]</i>

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<i>-Oh, hi!</i>
<i>-Hi!</i>

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<i>-How's it going at Blankman?</i>
<i>-Just great.</i>

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<i>-Well, I bet you work... good there.</i>
<i>-Thank you.</i>

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<i>Would you like a croissant?</i>

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<i>They gave me an extra at the coffee place.</i>

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<i>-Oh, no, I already ate.</i>
<i>-Okay, sure. All good. Yes.</i>

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<i>Yeah.</i>

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<i>-[elevator bell dings]</i>
<i>-Well, here's me, so...</i>

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<i>-[giggles]</i>
<i>-[phones beep]</i>

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{\an8}<i>Don't try too hard.</i>
<i>It's impossible to respect.</i>

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{\an8}<i>High fours can smell it a mile off.</i>
<i>Just be you.</i>

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<i>Authentic gestures, that's the key.</i>

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<i>-That's time up, I'll catch you later.</i>
<span style="style_1">{\an8}-Oh, could I just ask--</i>

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<i>[phone chirps]</i>

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<i>[beeping]</i>

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<i>[camera clicks]</i>

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<i>[chirps]</i>

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<i>[mutters] ..."Mr. Rags."</i>

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<i>[exhales]</i>

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<i>[sighs]</i>

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<i>[beeps]</i>

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<i>[laughs]</i>

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<i>[gasps]</i>

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<i>Shit!</i>

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<i>-What the fuck is that?</i>
<i>-Tapenade. Want some?</i>

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<i>Who even are you?</i>

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<i>It's just something I wanna eat, Ryan.</i>

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<i>[phone beeps]</i>

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<i>[gasps]</i>

208
00:17:07,560 --> 00:17:09,079
<i>Oh, my God.</i>

209
00:17:10,520 --> 00:17:12,240
<i>-What is it?</i>
<i>-Naomi!</i>

210
00:17:12,960 --> 00:17:14,040
<i>Shit!</i>

211
00:17:14,760 --> 00:17:19,320
<i>Old school,</i><span style="style_2"> el perfecto</i><i> Naomi?</i>
<i>You guys keep in contact?</i>

212
00:17:19,880 --> 00:17:22,440
<i>Ryan, just go! Go!</i>

213
00:17:28,320 --> 00:17:32,240
{\an8}<i>[Lacie] Oh, my God!</i>
<i>Nay-Nay, how are you? [giggles]</i>

214
00:17:32,320 --> 00:17:34,640
<i>I was just fixing myself a snack.</i>

215
00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:39,560
{\an8}<i>Oh, Lace, could I just say</i>
<i>I am so happy to see your face?</i>

216
00:17:39,640 --> 00:17:42,400
<i>-Me too. It's been...</i>
<span style="style_2">{\an8}-Too long.</i>

217
00:17:42,480 --> 00:17:44,080
<i>-Way too long.</i>
<span style="style_2">-And that's my fault.</i>

218
00:17:44,160 --> 00:17:47,280
<i>-No, it's mine. Everything is just so...</i>
<span style="style_2">{\an8}-Everything's just so...</i>

219
00:17:47,360 --> 00:17:50,640
<i>Crazy! Oh, it's so good to see you.</i>

220
00:17:50,720 --> 00:17:54,200
{\an8}<i>When you posted that Mr. Rags photo...</i>

221
00:17:54,280 --> 00:17:56,200
{\an8}<i>I know, Mr. Rags!</i>

222
00:17:56,280 --> 00:17:58,200
{\an8}<i>I just had to call</i>

223
00:17:58,280 --> 00:18:01,520
{\an8}<i>and talk to you because...</i>

224
00:18:01,600 --> 00:18:03,520
{\an8}<i>Whoo-hoo!</i>

225
00:18:03,600 --> 00:18:05,560
<i>[screams, laughs]</i>

226
00:18:05,640 --> 00:18:07,840
<i>Wow! That's a... big ring! [laughs]</i>

227
00:18:08,080 --> 00:18:12,760
<i>Congratulations! Who's the, um... Paul?</i>

228
00:18:12,840 --> 00:18:16,360
{\an8}<i>He is great. So smart. Just sweet.</i>

229
00:18:16,440 --> 00:18:18,200
{\an8}<i>I know you're gonna love him.</i>

230
00:18:18,280 --> 00:18:19,360
{\an8}<i>Uh-huh.</i>

231
00:18:19,440 --> 00:18:21,120
{\an8}<i>So, anyways, the big day...</i>

232
00:18:21,200 --> 00:18:22,360
{\an8}<i>Yes, when is it?</i>

233
00:18:22,440 --> 00:18:23,880
{\an8}<i>So, we're getting married in a month</i>

234
00:18:23,960 --> 00:18:25,040
{\an8}<i>on his family's estate</i>

235
00:18:25,120 --> 00:18:26,320
{\an8}<i>up here on the island.</i>

236
00:18:26,400 --> 00:18:29,120
{\an8}<i>This place outside Port Mary, Honeysuckle.</i>
<i>You heard of it?</i>

237
00:18:29,200 --> 00:18:30,200
{\an8}<i>No, but...</i>

238
00:18:30,280 --> 00:18:32,120
{\an8}<i>Well, it's a private island.</i>

239
00:18:32,200 --> 00:18:36,440
<i>[singsong] </i><span style="style_2">{\an8}Take a looooook!</i>

240
00:18:36,520 --> 00:18:38,720
{\an8}<i>Oh, wow! That is... [giggles]</i>

241
00:18:38,800 --> 00:18:43,200
{\an8}<i>I know, right? So... can you make it?</i>

242
00:18:43,280 --> 00:18:45,720
<i>Are you kidding? Of course.</i>

243
00:18:46,360 --> 00:18:48,680
{\an8}<i>Great, cool, cos I was wondering if...</i>

244
00:18:50,320 --> 00:18:52,200
{\an8}<i>Lace, do you think...</i>

245
00:18:53,320 --> 00:18:54,720
{\an8}<i>Would you be my maid of honour?</i>

246
00:18:55,600 --> 00:18:56,440
<i>Seriously?</i>

247
00:18:58,520 --> 00:18:59,600
<i>Oh, my God.</i>

248
00:19:02,280 --> 00:19:06,240
<i>I mean, you've got such cool friends now.</i>
<i>Are you sure?</i>

249
00:19:06,320 --> 00:19:11,000
<i>Remember when we used to plan our</i>
<i>dream weddings when we were, like, 11?</i>

250
00:19:11,080 --> 00:19:14,760
<i>-I know but we haven't s--</i>
<span style="style_2">-I don't know, just seeing Mr. Rags...</i>

251
00:19:15,720 --> 00:19:19,360
<i>All the memories.</i>
<i>It just brought things home.</i>

252
00:19:19,440 --> 00:19:20,520
<i>Oh, Nay-Nay.</i>

253
00:19:20,600 --> 00:19:23,200
<i>I know we haven't kept in touch</i>
<i>as much as I'd have liked</i>

254
00:19:23,280 --> 00:19:26,040
<i>and that is totally my fault,</i>
<i>but this is a big day.</i>

255
00:19:26,120 --> 00:19:31,760
<i>A big life day and I want my oldest</i>
<i>friend with me, my oldest friend.</i>

256
00:19:31,840 --> 00:19:33,600
<i>I want you by my side.</i>

257
00:19:34,680 --> 00:19:38,200
<i>Oh, my God. Thank you.</i>

258
00:19:39,760 --> 00:19:41,120
{\an8}<i>What do I have to...</i>

259
00:19:41,200 --> 00:19:43,480
{\an8}<i>Not much to it. A speech, mainly.</i>

260
00:19:43,560 --> 00:19:45,600
{\an8}<i>Speech? Of course!</i>

261
00:19:45,680 --> 00:19:48,360
<i>Mm-hmm. How big's the crowd?</i>

262
00:19:48,440 --> 00:19:50,880
<i>Oh, my gosh, like...</i><span style="style_1">{\an8} [sings]</i><i> hundreds!</i>

263
00:19:50,960 --> 00:19:54,480
{\an8}<i>It's a crazy guest list. I'll send it now.</i>

264
00:19:54,560 --> 00:19:57,480
{\an8}<i>Paul's invited so many,</i>
<i>I don't want to call them big deals,</i>

265
00:19:57,560 --> 00:19:59,600
{\an8}<i>but they're all, like,</i>
<i>4.7 or above.</i>

266
00:20:01,680 --> 00:20:02,960
<i>Uh-huh.</i>

267
00:20:04,320 --> 00:20:08,240
<i>Nay-Nay, I will not let you down.</i>
<i>[giggles]</i>

268
00:20:08,320 --> 00:20:12,400
{\an8}<i>Don't sweat too much!</i>
<i>Just talk about old memories.</i>

269
00:20:12,480 --> 00:20:15,000
<i>-Sure.</i>
<span style="style_2">{\an8}-How we were, any old things.</i>

270
00:20:15,080 --> 00:20:17,080
<i>-Gotcha.</i>
<span style="style_2">{\an8}-I'll ping you some anecdotes.</i>

271
00:20:17,160 --> 00:20:19,320
<i>-That would be great.</i>
<span style="style_2">{\an8}-And what's your dress size?</i>

272
00:20:19,400 --> 00:20:20,560
{\an8}<i>Oh, um...</i>

273
00:20:20,640 --> 00:20:22,720
{\an8}<i>I'll tell you what,</i>
<i>I'll just send you a four.</i>

274
00:20:22,800 --> 00:20:25,080
<i>-Perfect.</i>
<span style="style_2">-We got matching bridesmaids dresses.</i>

275
00:20:25,160 --> 00:20:26,960
{\an8}<i>Well, anyway...</i>

276
00:20:27,040 --> 00:20:29,520
{\an8}<i>[both scream]</i>

277
00:20:29,600 --> 00:20:31,520
{\an8}<i>[both laugh]</i>

278
00:20:31,600 --> 00:20:32,720
{\an8}<i>Love you, Lay.</i>

279
00:20:32,800 --> 00:20:36,040
<i>You too, Nay-Nay! [giggles]</i>

280
00:20:36,120 --> 00:20:36,920
<i>Oh!</i>

281
00:20:37,800 --> 00:20:38,680
<i>Bye.</i>

282
00:20:38,760 --> 00:20:40,480
<i>[laughs nervously]</i>

283
00:20:40,560 --> 00:20:41,800
<i>[beeping]</i>

284
00:20:41,880 --> 00:20:43,520
<i>[sighs]</i>

285
00:20:45,240 --> 00:20:47,640
<i>What was that? The F-word?</i>

286
00:20:48,760 --> 00:20:50,920
<i>You two pussy pals now?</i>

287
00:20:51,520 --> 00:20:52,880
<i>[sighs] Shut up.</i>

288
00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:56,240
<i>-She was always mean to you.</i>
<i>-No, she wasn't.</i>

289
00:20:56,320 --> 00:21:00,000
<i>-She had that rhyme about you.</i>
<i>-That was a game.</i>

290
00:21:00,080 --> 00:21:03,440
<i>-What about when she cut your hair?</i>
<i>-I asked her to.</i>

291
00:21:03,520 --> 00:21:05,080
<i>She fucked Greg.</i>

292
00:21:05,160 --> 00:21:10,120
<i>She... did not fuck Greg. [laughs]</i>

293
00:21:15,200 --> 00:21:17,000
<i>She looked hot. I'll give her that.</i>

294
00:21:24,680 --> 00:21:25,760
<i>[man] Okay.</i>

295
00:21:27,360 --> 00:21:28,720
<i>Impressive.</i>

296
00:21:31,360 --> 00:21:36,120
<i>-Uh-huh. Jesus. Yeah, that'd do it.</i>
<i>-Mm-hmm.</i>

297
00:21:36,200 --> 00:21:37,600
<i>[phone rings]</i>

298
00:21:37,680 --> 00:21:38,920
<i>[woman]</i><span style="style_2"> Pelican Cove.</i>

299
00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:43,120
<i>Carole, it's Lacie. Saw the place yesterday.</i>
<i>I wanna take it.</i>

300
00:21:43,200 --> 00:21:44,960
<i>That's fantastic!</i>

301
00:21:45,040 --> 00:21:48,920
<i>Uh... Oh, I see you're still on a 4.2.</i>
<i>Is that, um...</i>

302
00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:52,840
<i>Yep, I'm on it,</i>
<i>just gonna transfer the deposit now.</i>

303
00:21:52,920 --> 00:21:54,120
<i>-Well, okay.</i>
<span style="style_1">-Yes!</i>

304
00:21:55,880 --> 00:22:00,600
<i>In this world, </i>
<i>we're all so caught up in our own heads.</i>

305
00:22:02,280 --> 00:22:07,680
<i>It's easy to lose sight of what's real.</i>
<i>What matters.</i>

306
00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:12,200
<i>But as I stand here today...</i>

307
00:22:13,240 --> 00:22:18,560
<i>seeing the joy Paul has brought</i>
<i>to Naomi's life,</i>

308
00:22:20,640 --> 00:22:24,280
<i>I know she's someone</i>
<i>who truly matters to me.</i>

309
00:22:25,160 --> 00:22:26,360
<i>[laughs]</i>

310
00:22:26,920 --> 00:22:28,480
<i>Nay-Nay,</i>

311
00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:34,720
<i>the little girl who, when we were just</i>
<i>five-years-old in art camp,</i>

312
00:22:34,800 --> 00:22:40,000
<i>started talking to me</i>
<i>because she saw I was scared.</i>

313
00:22:41,960 --> 00:22:47,960
<i>The girl who helped me make Mr. Rags.</i>
<i>I still have him. [giggles]</i>

314
00:22:49,240 --> 00:22:51,200
<i>He sits on my desk and...</i>

315
00:22:52,440 --> 00:22:55,920
<i>every day, he reminds me of Nay-Nay.</i>

316
00:22:58,080 --> 00:23:01,680
<i>What she meant to me then and now.</i>

317
00:23:03,960 --> 00:23:06,880
<i>I am so honored to be here</i>

318
00:23:08,320 --> 00:23:14,040
<i>and I wish you all the happiness</i>
<i>this stupid world can muster.</i>

319
00:23:16,760 --> 00:23:18,960
<i>I love you, Nay-Nay.</i>

320
00:23:20,760 --> 00:23:22,240
<i>Is the tear too much?</i>

321
00:23:23,200 --> 00:23:26,160
<i>-You fucking sociopath.</i>
<i>-[phone beeps]</i>

322
00:23:26,240 --> 00:23:31,240
<i>-Ryan, my car's here. Was it too much?</i>
<i>-What, the tear, the photo, Mr. Rags?</i>

323
00:23:31,320 --> 00:23:33,200
<i>I do keep him on my desk.</i>

324
00:23:33,280 --> 00:23:36,120
<i>There's sugary</i>
<i>and then there's fucking diabetes.</i>

325
00:23:36,200 --> 00:23:39,000
<i>I just wanna make her happy</i>
<i>on her wedding day.</i>

326
00:23:39,080 --> 00:23:42,000
<i>The captive audience of 4-point holies</i>
<i>five-starring your ass off,</i>

327
00:23:42,080 --> 00:23:43,160
<i>that's just a bonus.</i>

328
00:23:43,240 --> 00:23:46,520
<i>-Naomi and I were best friends.</i>
<i>-[laughing] Come on...</i>

329
00:23:46,600 --> 00:23:49,480
<i>I wish her well</i>
<i>and wanna express it the best I can.</i>

330
00:23:49,560 --> 00:23:52,000
<i>And, yeah, if I nail a speech</i>
<i>and get five-starred</i>

331
00:23:52,080 --> 00:23:54,480
<i>by hundreds of primes, so what?</i>
<i>It's a win-win.</i>

332
00:23:54,560 --> 00:23:58,400
<i>What are you hoping for? Like, 4.3, 4.4?</i>

333
00:23:58,480 --> 00:24:01,480
<i>Unh-unh.</i>
<i>You get points from your gaming buddies.</i>

334
00:24:01,560 --> 00:24:04,160
<i>It's the same thing.</i>
<i>Don't shit on me for aiming higher.</i>

335
00:24:04,240 --> 00:24:05,480
<i>Pelican Cove higher?</i>

336
00:24:05,560 --> 00:24:08,400
<i>What's wrong with Pelican Cove?</i>
<i>They're great apartments!</i>

337
00:24:08,480 --> 00:24:11,400
<i>-They are fake-smile jail cells.</i>
<i>-[phone beeps]</i>

338
00:24:11,480 --> 00:24:13,520
<i>Great. Car cancelled.</i>

339
00:24:13,960 --> 00:24:17,360
<i>And he marked me down so now I have</i>
<i>to book another, and I took a ding.</i>

340
00:24:17,440 --> 00:24:21,080
<i>-Great job.</i>
<i>-I am sorry, but I miss the normal you.</i>

341
00:24:21,160 --> 00:24:25,200
<i>Before this obsession,</i>
<i>when we had conversations, remember?</i>

342
00:24:25,280 --> 00:24:26,280
<i>I need my charger.</i>

343
00:24:26,360 --> 00:24:30,800
<i>This whole ranking thing,</i>
<i>just comparing yourself to people who--</i>

344
00:24:30,880 --> 00:24:34,040
<i>-Have you seen my charger?</i>
<i>-...only pretend to be happy.</i>

345
00:24:34,120 --> 00:24:36,880
<i>I said don't borrow this!</i>

346
00:24:37,440 --> 00:24:41,080
<i>High fours like Naomi,</i>
<i>I bet they're suicidal on the inside.</i>

347
00:24:41,160 --> 00:24:42,800
<i>My car is here. Again.</i>

348
00:24:42,880 --> 00:24:45,000
<i>Your Pelican Cove deposit,</i>
<i>is it refundable?</i>

349
00:24:45,080 --> 00:24:46,480
<i>Like, what if this doesn't work?</i>

350
00:24:46,560 --> 00:24:49,520
<i>-Can't you just stay out of my shit?</i>
<i>-You're my sister!</i>

351
00:24:49,600 --> 00:24:52,360
<i>Yes! And if you cared about that,</i>
<i>maybe you would've noticed</i>

352
00:24:52,440 --> 00:24:56,360
<i>living with you hasn't been</i>
<i>one big rainbow sandwich for me.</i>

353
00:24:57,320 --> 00:25:00,040
<i>Do you know why</i>
<i>I never brought any guys back here?</i>

354
00:25:00,120 --> 00:25:03,600
<i>Because I didn't want them</i>
<i>to know I was sharing a skanky-ass cave</i>

355
00:25:03,680 --> 00:25:06,720
<i>with Mr. Three Point Fuck.</i>

356
00:25:08,480 --> 00:25:10,160
<i>Good luck with your performance!</i>

357
00:25:14,480 --> 00:25:15,360
<i>[door closes]</i>

358
00:25:22,760 --> 00:25:23,800
<i>[door opens]</i>

359
00:25:28,960 --> 00:25:29,960
<i>[grunts]</i>

360
00:25:30,040 --> 00:25:31,160
<i>[phone beeps]</i>

361
00:25:31,240 --> 00:25:32,200
<i>[door slams]</i>

362
00:25:34,480 --> 00:25:37,000
<i>-[door rattles]</i>
<i>-[phone beeps]</i>

363
00:25:41,160 --> 00:25:46,200
<i>-[horn honks]</i>
<i>-Oh, hi, hi! I'm coming. I'm coming.</i>

364
00:25:47,360 --> 00:25:49,680
<i>-Jesus Christ!</i>
<i>-Oh, I'm so sorry.</i>

365
00:25:49,760 --> 00:25:51,800
<i>That's great. Just great.</i>

366
00:25:53,440 --> 00:25:55,280
<i>[phone beeps]</i>

367
00:25:56,320 --> 00:25:57,800
<i>-[sighs]</i>
<i>-[horn honks]</i>

368
00:25:58,200 --> 00:25:59,880
<i>Oh... Hi.</i>

369
00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:07,640
<i>[ringtone chimes]</i>

370
00:26:10,360 --> 00:26:13,040
<i>Nay-Nay! [giggles]</i>

371
00:26:13,120 --> 00:26:15,160
<i>Hey, Lace! Just checking in.</i>

372
00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:18,360
<i>I'm on my way to the airport right now.</i>
<i>[giggles]</i>

373
00:26:18,440 --> 00:26:20,720
<i>Okay, cool, and you're all good</i>
<i>for the rehearsal dinner?</i>

374
00:26:20,800 --> 00:26:25,600
<i>Oh, yeah. The flight's, what, an hour?</i>
<i>That restaurant looks so cool.</i>

375
00:26:25,680 --> 00:26:29,520
<i>-Uh-huh. And you got the dress okay?</i>
<span style="style_1">-Mm-hmm. In my case. [giggles]</i>

376
00:26:29,600 --> 00:26:30,880
<i>-I love the pink.</i>
<span style="style_1">{\an8}-Uh-huh.</i>

377
00:26:30,960 --> 00:26:34,960
{\an8}<i>So the latest draft</i>
<i>of the speech is great.</i>

378
00:26:35,040 --> 00:26:37,000
<i>Going handwritten's so cool.</i>

379
00:26:37,080 --> 00:26:40,640
<i>Those scans of the page,</i>
<i>my God, I welled up just at that.</i>

380
00:26:40,720 --> 00:26:44,240
<i>-Oh, thank you!</i>
<span style="style_1">-Um... just one thought.</i>

381
00:26:44,840 --> 00:26:47,320
<i>That whole bit where I help you</i>
<i>with the eating disorder thing...</i>

382
00:26:47,400 --> 00:26:49,560
<i>-You think that's a little...</i>
<span style="style_2">-A little over-sharing, yeah.</i>

383
00:26:49,640 --> 00:26:51,600
<i>You're so right. It's gone.</i>

384
00:26:51,680 --> 00:26:54,560
<i>Okay. Cool.</i>
<i>Well, I'll see you in a few hours!</i>

385
00:26:54,640 --> 00:26:56,520
<i>♪ I'm getting married tomorrow ♪</i>

386
00:26:56,600 --> 00:26:57,880
<i>[screams]</i>

387
00:26:57,960 --> 00:26:59,520
<i>[laughs]</i>

388
00:27:09,760 --> 00:27:14,560
<i>-And here's your tip. [giggles] Thank you.</i>
<i>-[phone beeps]</i>

389
00:27:16,560 --> 00:27:18,360
<i>Oh, come on.</i>

390
00:27:19,400 --> 00:27:21,840
<i>[woman on loudspeaker]</i>
<span style="style_2">May I have your attention, please...</i>

391
00:27:29,760 --> 00:27:32,960
<i>-Hi there, how are you doing?</i>
<i>-I am wonderful.</i>

392
00:27:33,040 --> 00:27:34,080
<i>[laughs]</i>

393
00:27:35,640 --> 00:27:38,600
<i>I am so sorry, that flight is cancelled.</i>

394
00:27:39,400 --> 00:27:43,040
<i>-No. No, no, no.</i>
<i>-Customer incident at the other end.</i>

395
00:27:43,680 --> 00:27:46,440
<i>But... So when is the next flight?</i>

396
00:27:46,520 --> 00:27:49,520
<i>Yeah, they're all kind of full.</i>

397
00:27:49,600 --> 00:27:53,200
<i>Uh... I booked this weeks ago.</i>
<i>It's my best friend's wedding.</i>

398
00:27:53,280 --> 00:27:55,360
<i>-I'm sorry.</i>
<i>-I have to get there. I have to.</i>

399
00:27:55,440 --> 00:27:57,280
<i>Okay-- let's see what we can do.</i>

400
00:27:57,360 --> 00:27:59,400
<i>Thank you. Thank you so much.</i>

401
00:28:06,400 --> 00:28:09,000
<i>I see there's one standby seat</i>
<i>on another plane leaving tonight.</i>

402
00:28:09,080 --> 00:28:10,680
<i>-[sighs]</i>
<i>-Uh...</i>

403
00:28:11,640 --> 00:28:14,280
<i>That's reserved for members</i>
<i>of our Prime Flight Programme.</i>

404
00:28:14,360 --> 00:28:16,280
<i>You gotta be a 4.2 or over to qualify.</i>

405
00:28:16,360 --> 00:28:18,640
<i>-Oh, I'm... I'm a 4.2.</i>
<i>-Uh-huh.</i>

406
00:28:18,720 --> 00:28:21,800
<i>I'm afraid you're actually a 4.183.</i>

407
00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:28,080
<i>Oh. Well, that's not my fault. Um...</i>

408
00:28:28,160 --> 00:28:30,720
<i>Some woman dinged me down in the...</i>
<i>Can't you just--</i>

409
00:28:30,800 --> 00:28:33,240
<i>I'm sorry, it won't let me book it</i>
<i>without the correct ranking.</i>

410
00:28:33,320 --> 00:28:35,360
<i>-But it's so close.</i>
<i>-There's just nothing I can do.</i>

411
00:28:35,440 --> 00:28:37,120
<i>-Christ, I mean, surely.</i>
<i>-I'm gonna have to ask you</i>

412
00:28:37,200 --> 00:28:39,200
<i>to moderate your language there.</i>

413
00:28:39,280 --> 00:28:40,600
<i>Sorry. It's just...</i>

414
00:28:42,560 --> 00:28:46,560
<i>I'm maid of honour.</i>
<i>I cannot miss this wedding.</i>

415
00:28:46,640 --> 00:28:49,560
<i>And I am so sorry about that.</i>

416
00:28:52,720 --> 00:28:54,400
<i>-Can you call the supervisor?</i>
<i>-I cannot do that.</i>

417
00:28:54,480 --> 00:28:56,040
<i>-Can you just call the supervisor?</i>
<i>-I cannot do that.</i>

418
00:28:56,120 --> 00:28:57,960
<i>-Call the fucking supervisor!</i>
<i>-Okay, that's profanity.</i>

419
00:28:58,040 --> 00:29:00,640
<i>-We're zero tolerance on profanity.</i>
<i>-I'm sorry. It's just--</i>

420
00:29:00,720 --> 00:29:02,960
<i>-I have to serve the next customer.</i>
<i>-No, no, no, no.</i>

421
00:29:03,040 --> 00:29:06,160
<i>-Can you step away, ma'am?</i>
<i>-God, just fucking help me!</i>

422
00:29:06,240 --> 00:29:07,240
<i>Ooh.</i>

423
00:29:07,320 --> 00:29:09,240
<i>[phones beep]</i>

424
00:29:09,320 --> 00:29:10,640
<i>I'm so sorry.</i>

425
00:29:11,440 --> 00:29:15,720
<i>-I've called security.</i>
<i>-Oh, no, no, no. Please don't do that.</i>

426
00:29:15,800 --> 00:29:18,640
<i>I'm, uh... five-starring you. Five stars.</i>

427
00:29:18,720 --> 00:29:21,280
<i>-What's the issue here, Hannah?</i>
<i>-Intimidation and profanity.</i>

428
00:29:21,360 --> 00:29:23,680
<i>-Oh, no, no. I was not intimidating.</i>
<i>-Don't speak, ma'am.</i>

429
00:29:23,760 --> 00:29:25,480
<i>-I was just trying to--</i>
<i>-Ma'am.</i>

430
00:29:27,320 --> 00:29:30,080
<i>Okay. So, in order to restore calm,</i>

431
00:29:30,160 --> 00:29:32,400
<i>I'm invoking my authority</i>
<i>as airport security</i>

432
00:29:32,480 --> 00:29:35,400
<i>to dock you one full ranking point</i>
<i>as a punitive measure.</i>

433
00:29:35,480 --> 00:29:37,320
<i>-This is a temporary measure.</i>
<i>-[gasps] No!</i>

434
00:29:37,400 --> 00:29:40,040
<i>-Your score reverts to normal in 24 hours.</i>
<i>-No, no, no. But I need it now.</i>

435
00:29:40,120 --> 00:29:43,560
<i>During this period, all down votes</i>
<i>are subject to a times two multiplier.</i>

436
00:29:43,640 --> 00:29:44,680
<i>Times two?</i>

437
00:29:44,760 --> 00:29:46,760
<i>We recommend you avoid negative feedback</i>
<i>at this time.</i>

438
00:29:46,840 --> 00:29:47,840
<i>I'm on double damage?</i>

439
00:29:47,920 --> 00:29:51,000
<i>Please, remove yourself</i>
<i>from the airport immediately.</i>

440
00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:09,680
<i>[phone beeps]</i>

441
00:30:14,760 --> 00:30:16,280
<i>Okay, well, due to your ranking...</i>

442
00:30:16,360 --> 00:30:18,360
<i>[chattering]</i>

443
00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:22,480
<i>[baby crying]</i>

444
00:30:38,240 --> 00:30:41,160
<i>Hi there. Chuck! Great name.</i>

445
00:30:41,240 --> 00:30:44,000
<i>-Thank you.</i>
<i>-Hope you're having a great night.</i>

446
00:30:44,080 --> 00:30:46,760
<i>-It's pretty good.</i>
<i>-So I need a car.</i>

447
00:30:46,840 --> 00:30:49,920
<i>-You got a vehicle in mind?</i>
<i>-Anything, really.</i>

448
00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:52,640
<i>Well, due to your current ranking,</i>

449
00:30:52,720 --> 00:30:55,480
<i>you're restricted</i>
<i>to our super saver fleet.</i>

450
00:30:55,560 --> 00:30:58,440
<i>-Yep. That's... Yeah.</i>
<i>-I-Cruiser 2?</i>

451
00:30:58,520 --> 00:31:00,520
<i>They still have the 2?</i>

452
00:31:11,920 --> 00:31:13,200
<i>[alarm beeps]</i>

453
00:31:20,360 --> 00:31:23,040
<i>[beeping]</i>

454
00:31:24,280 --> 00:31:27,640
<i>-[woman speaking driver alert in Czech]</i>
<i>-Oh, God.</i>

455
00:31:27,720 --> 00:31:32,880
<i>[woman repeating driver alert in Czech]</i>

456
00:31:32,960 --> 00:31:34,240
<i>[beep, wipers creaking]</i>

457
00:31:34,320 --> 00:31:39,800
<i>[woman repeating driver alert in Czech]</i>

458
00:31:44,720 --> 00:31:47,240
<i>-[music on TV]</i>
<i>-Oh, come on.</i>

459
00:31:47,320 --> 00:31:49,040
<i>Uh...</i>

460
00:31:49,120 --> 00:31:52,920
<i>[men speaking Czech on TV]</i>

461
00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:56,000
<i>-[beeping]</i>
<i>-Damn it!</i>

462
00:31:56,800 --> 00:31:58,080
<i>[laughs]</i>

463
00:31:58,160 --> 00:31:59,720
<i>[sighs]</i>

464
00:32:06,960 --> 00:32:09,320
<i>[Czech dialogue continues]</i>

465
00:32:12,280 --> 00:32:13,560
<i>[engine sputters]</i>

466
00:32:13,640 --> 00:32:15,560
<i>[engine starts]</i>

467
00:32:17,560 --> 00:32:22,000
<i>The little girl, who when we were both</i>
<i>five years old in art camp,</i>

468
00:32:22,120 --> 00:32:26,040
<i>[sobs] started talking to me</i>
<i>because she saw I was scared.</i>

469
00:32:27,560 --> 00:32:30,920
<i>The girl who helped me make Mr. Rags...</i>

470
00:32:33,720 --> 00:32:38,560
<i>Teardrop. Crowd goes wild.</i>
<i>You can do this.</i>

471
00:32:38,640 --> 00:32:41,080
<i>-[ringtone plays]</i>
<i>-[woman speaking Czech]</i>

472
00:32:44,360 --> 00:32:48,400
<i>-Sorry, okay, I swear I'm on my way.</i>
<i>-[Naomi]</i><span style="style_2"> How far away are you?</i>

473
00:32:49,120 --> 00:32:52,920
<i>Uh... Quite a ways. I missed my flight.</i>

474
00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:55,520
<i>-What?</i>
<span style="style_1">-Well, not missed it but...</i>

475
00:32:55,600 --> 00:32:57,440
<i>So you're not gonna make</i>
<i>the rehearsal dinner?</i>

476
00:32:58,480 --> 00:32:59,800
<i>-No.</i>
<span style="style_2">-Lacie!</i>

477
00:32:59,880 --> 00:33:02,720
<i>I am so sorry. It's been... [groans]</i>

478
00:33:03,240 --> 00:33:05,680
<i>I got a rental car. I'm driving.</i>

479
00:33:05,760 --> 00:33:09,600
<i>Driving? That's like nine hours.</i>

480
00:33:09,680 --> 00:33:11,000
<i>I'm making good time,</i>

481
00:33:11,080 --> 00:33:14,520
<i>gonna go through the night,</i>
<i>make a road trip out of it. [laughs]</i>

482
00:33:14,600 --> 00:33:15,960
<i>Is everything okay?</i>

483
00:33:16,640 --> 00:33:18,720
<i>I can find a replacement</i>
<i>if something's wrong.</i>

484
00:33:18,800 --> 00:33:21,720
<i>No. No. No. I'll be there.</i>
<i>I swear on Mr. Rags.</i>

485
00:33:21,800 --> 00:33:23,200
<i>Ha ha ha!</i>

486
00:33:23,280 --> 00:33:25,320
<i>Okay, just drive safe!</i>

487
00:33:25,400 --> 00:33:27,000
<i>-[girls squealing]</i>
<i>-You bet. I'll just--</i>

488
00:33:27,080 --> 00:33:28,200
<i>[phone beeping]</i>

489
00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:34,520
<i>[phone beeps]</i>

490
00:33:36,120 --> 00:33:37,520
<i>Come on.</i>

491
00:33:39,920 --> 00:33:41,040
<i>Come on.</i>

492
00:33:41,120 --> 00:33:42,400
<i>Please.</i>

493
00:33:44,240 --> 00:33:46,560
<i>-[phone beeps]</i>
<i>-[sighs]</i>

494
00:33:49,040 --> 00:33:50,120
<i>Okay.</i>

495
00:34:07,840 --> 00:34:10,960
<i>[yawns]</i>

496
00:34:14,040 --> 00:34:16,800
<i>[woman speaking Czech]</i>

497
00:34:16,880 --> 00:34:20,440
<i>-What do you want?</i>
<i>-[woman speaking Czech]</i>

498
00:34:20,520 --> 00:34:22,160
<i>[beeping]</i>

499
00:34:23,040 --> 00:34:25,120
<i>[woman speaking Czech]</i>

500
00:34:25,199 --> 00:34:29,159
<i>-Oh, shit.</i>
<i>-[woman's speaking tempo slows]</i>

501
00:35:01,320 --> 00:35:03,280
<i>Hi. Sorry.</i>

502
00:35:04,320 --> 00:35:06,640
<i>[woman moaning]</i>

503
00:35:07,960 --> 00:35:10,120
<i>Your charger doesn't fit my car.</i>

504
00:35:12,520 --> 00:35:15,760
<i>-Don't see those around much these days.</i>
<i>-It's a rental.</i>

505
00:35:17,600 --> 00:35:21,800
<i>Ours chargers are Q2Z, yours one's a K1.</i>
<i>They didn't give you an adapter?</i>

506
00:35:22,360 --> 00:35:25,560
<i>No. Do you have one?</i>

507
00:35:27,760 --> 00:35:31,320
<i>-Not in here. Ask around.</i>
<i>-Thanks, anyway.</i>

508
00:35:31,400 --> 00:35:33,440
<i>You're super helpful. </i>

509
00:35:36,520 --> 00:35:37,640
<i>[phone beeps]</i>

510
00:35:39,880 --> 00:35:41,840
<i>[phone beeps]</i>

511
00:35:43,480 --> 00:35:44,960
<i>[gasps]</i>

512
00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:47,240
<i>Two stars?!</i>

513
00:35:48,280 --> 00:35:49,520
<i>Two stars?</i>

514
00:35:49,600 --> 00:35:51,720
<i>Wasn't a meaningful encounter.</i>

515
00:35:55,320 --> 00:35:57,160
<i>[Lacie] Sir, excuse me.</i>

516
00:35:57,240 --> 00:35:58,920
<i>Excuse me, sorry.</i>

517
00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:02,680
<i>Do you have a K1 adapter, by any chance?</i>

518
00:36:03,800 --> 00:36:08,400
<i>Ma'am, how about you, a K1 adapter,</i>
<i>perhaps, in the trunk of your car?</i>

519
00:36:09,600 --> 00:36:10,480
<i>Sure.</i>

520
00:36:12,320 --> 00:36:13,400
<i>Great.</i>

521
00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:18,120
<i>Oh, ma'am, hi. Do you have a K1 adapter? </i>

522
00:36:18,680 --> 00:36:21,440
<i>I have a rental car. It's...</i>

523
00:36:23,680 --> 00:36:25,680
<i>[grunting]</i>

524
00:37:06,840 --> 00:37:11,240
<i>-Slow down. Let's give her a ride.</i>
<i>-[man] She's, like, 2.8.</i>

525
00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:13,120
<i>[phone beeps]</i>

526
00:37:13,200 --> 00:37:14,440
<i>Come on!</i>

527
00:37:17,760 --> 00:37:19,560
<i>[phone beeps]</i>

528
00:37:21,560 --> 00:37:23,280
<i>I didn't even do anything!</i>

529
00:37:43,480 --> 00:37:45,680
<i>You look like you need a ride.</i>

530
00:37:46,920 --> 00:37:48,480
<i>Um...</i>

531
00:37:48,560 --> 00:37:51,360
<i>Actually, I'm okay.</i>

532
00:37:53,960 --> 00:37:59,000
<i>Don't look it. Come on. I don't bite.</i>

533
00:38:01,880 --> 00:38:06,320
<i>Blue thermos is coffee, red's whiskey.</i>
<i>Help yourself.</i>

534
00:38:06,400 --> 00:38:08,240
<i>I'm okay. Thanks.</i>

535
00:38:09,280 --> 00:38:10,680
<i>Where are you headed? </i>

536
00:38:10,760 --> 00:38:15,560
<i>Uh... Just as close as you can get</i>
<i>to Port Mary would be great. [laughs]</i>

537
00:38:24,280 --> 00:38:27,080
<i>Checking my feed for danger signs?</i>

538
00:38:29,240 --> 00:38:34,160
<i>I get it a lot.</i>
<i>1.4 gotta be an antisocial maniac, right?</i>

539
00:38:34,960 --> 00:38:37,440
<i>-You seem...</i>
<i>-Normal?</i>

540
00:38:37,520 --> 00:38:39,720
<i>-Yeah.</i>
<i>-Thank you.</i>

541
00:38:41,320 --> 00:38:45,800
<i>It took some effort.</i>
<i>What happened to you?</i>

542
00:38:46,320 --> 00:38:50,560
<i>I mean, you're a 2.8,</i>
<i>but you don't look 2.8.</i>

543
00:38:50,640 --> 00:38:52,240
<i>That's not-- This is temporary.</i>

544
00:38:52,320 --> 00:38:54,440
<i>-I'm gonna turn it around.</i>
<i>-Uh-huh.</i>

545
00:38:54,520 --> 00:38:57,680
<i>-I'm going to a wedding. Maid of honour.</i>
<i>-Nice.</i>

546
00:38:57,760 --> 00:38:59,320
<i>Wanna hear my speech?</i>

547
00:39:00,160 --> 00:39:01,120
<i>No.</i>

548
00:39:04,840 --> 00:39:07,120
<i>So how come you're a 2.8?</i>

549
00:39:07,200 --> 00:39:10,640
<i>Well, I got marked down</i>
<i>at the airport for yelling,</i>

550
00:39:10,720 --> 00:39:13,320
<i>and they put me on double damage.</i>

551
00:39:13,400 --> 00:39:16,560
<i>-How did it feel?</i>
<i>-Awful.</i>

552
00:39:17,440 --> 00:39:18,880
<i>I meant the yelling.</i>

553
00:39:20,600 --> 00:39:22,800
<i>I don't know. I was mad.</i>

554
00:39:23,680 --> 00:39:25,880
<i>Look at where it got me.</i>

555
00:39:27,160 --> 00:39:31,040
<i>But as long as I get to the wedding,</i>
<i>do the speech,</i>

556
00:39:31,120 --> 00:39:33,520
<i>they'll overlook the 2.8.</i>
<i>I'm with the bride.</i>

557
00:39:33,600 --> 00:39:35,600
<i>And if I do well,</i>
<i>well, they're all high fours</i>

558
00:39:35,680 --> 00:39:36,880
<i>so that velocitates my arc.</i>

559
00:39:36,960 --> 00:39:40,560
<i>And once they lift the point penalty,</i>
<i>well, my average goes way up,</i>

560
00:39:40,640 --> 00:39:43,200
<i>and, yeah, it's gonna be okay.</i>

561
00:39:46,440 --> 00:39:48,480
<i>God, you remind me of me.</i>

562
00:39:48,560 --> 00:39:51,000
<i>-Hmm.</i>
<i>-Not now.</i>

563
00:39:52,880 --> 00:39:56,560
<i>I was, uh... 4.6 once.</i>

564
00:39:58,640 --> 00:40:01,360
<i>-4.6?</i>
<i>-Used to live for it.</i>

565
00:40:02,640 --> 00:40:04,960
<i>All the work I put in...</i>

566
00:40:07,840 --> 00:40:11,120
<i>Eight years ago,</i>
<i>Tom, my husband, got cancer.</i>

567
00:40:11,200 --> 00:40:16,440
<i>It was pancreatic. It was a real bitch.</i>
<i>The symptoms showed up late.</i>

568
00:40:17,480 --> 00:40:19,000
<i>I'm so sorry.</i>

569
00:40:20,200 --> 00:40:22,440
<i>You don't know me</i>
<i>so you're not really sorry.</i>

570
00:40:22,520 --> 00:40:26,760
<i>You're just mainly awkward </i>
<i>cos I have sprung some cancer talk at you.</i>

571
00:40:27,880 --> 00:40:30,320
<i>Anyway, I five-starred every doctor,</i>

572
00:40:30,400 --> 00:40:34,960
<i>every nurse, every high-four</i>
<i>consultant that we had.</i>

573
00:40:35,040 --> 00:40:36,800
<i>Ding. Ding. Ding. Thank you so much.</i>

574
00:40:36,880 --> 00:40:39,600
<i>The cancer didn't give a shit.</i>
<i>It just kept growing.</i>

575
00:40:40,680 --> 00:40:44,720
<i>A couple of months in, we heard</i>
<i>about this experimental treatment.</i>

576
00:40:44,800 --> 00:40:48,480
<i>It was very expensive. It was very exclusive.</i>

577
00:40:49,520 --> 00:40:53,480
<i>I did everything I could</i>
<i>to get him a spot there.</i>

578
00:40:54,800 --> 00:40:57,960
<i>Tom was a 4.3.</i>

579
00:40:59,920 --> 00:41:02,440
<i>They gave his bed to a 4.4.</i>

580
00:41:07,440 --> 00:41:11,600
<i>So when he died I thought, fuck it.</i>

581
00:41:13,320 --> 00:41:16,000
<i>I started saying what I wanted,</i>
<i>when I wanted.</i>

582
00:41:16,080 --> 00:41:17,560
<i>Just drop it out there.</i>

583
00:41:18,640 --> 00:41:20,120
<i>People don't always like that.</i>

584
00:41:21,080 --> 00:41:24,400
<i>It is incredible</i>
<i>how fast you slip off the ladder</i>

585
00:41:24,480 --> 00:41:26,160
<i>when you start doing that.</i>

586
00:41:26,240 --> 00:41:30,760
<i>It turned out a lot of my friends</i>
<i>didn't care for honesty.</i>

587
00:41:32,840 --> 00:41:37,080
<i>Treated me like I had taken a shit</i>
<i>at their breakfast table.</i>

588
00:41:37,160 --> 00:41:41,160
<i>But, Jesus Christ, it felt good.</i>

589
00:41:41,240 --> 00:41:43,720
<i>Shedding those fuckers.</i>

590
00:41:44,800 --> 00:41:47,480
<i>It was like taking off tight shoes.</i>

591
00:41:47,960 --> 00:41:51,160
<i>-Maybe you should try it?</i>
<i>-Oh, come on. [laughs]</i>

592
00:41:51,240 --> 00:41:52,520
<i>Why not?</i>

593
00:41:52,600 --> 00:41:57,240
<i>I can't just kick off my shoes</i>
<i>and walk the earth or whatever.</i>

594
00:41:57,320 --> 00:42:00,680
<i>-You won't know unless you try.</i>
<i>-Oh, that's just...</i>

595
00:42:03,040 --> 00:42:06,000
<i>Look, you had something with your life,</i>

596
00:42:06,080 --> 00:42:11,760
<i>real things, good things,</i>
<i>and you lost it all, and I'm sorry.</i>

597
00:42:11,840 --> 00:42:16,400
<i>So now you've got nothing left to lose.</i>

598
00:42:16,480 --> 00:42:19,320
<i>But I don't even have the something</i>
<i>worth losing, not yet.</i>

599
00:42:19,400 --> 00:42:22,840
<i>You know,</i>
<i>I mean, I'm still fighting for that.</i>

600
00:42:24,680 --> 00:42:30,040
<i>-And what is "that"?</i>
<i>-I don't know. Enough. To be content?</i>

601
00:42:31,120 --> 00:42:36,400
<i>Like, to look around and think,</i>
<i>well, I guess I'm okay.</i>

602
00:42:37,160 --> 00:42:42,000
<i>Just to be able to breathe out,</i>
<i>not feeling like... like...</i>

603
00:42:43,320 --> 00:42:49,360
<i>Like just...</i>
<i>And that is way off, like, way, way off.</i>

604
00:42:49,440 --> 00:42:52,280
<i>And until I get there,</i>
<i>I have to play the numbers game.</i>

605
00:42:52,920 --> 00:42:57,080
<i>We all do, that's what we're in.</i>
<i>That's how the fucking world works.</i>

606
00:42:58,640 --> 00:43:03,120
<i>Look, maybe you don't remember,</i>
<i>you know, you're just too old to get it.</i>

607
00:43:05,200 --> 00:43:07,200
<i>I do not mean that how it sounds.</i>

608
00:43:09,520 --> 00:43:12,240
<i>Don't worry. I'm not voting you down.</i>

609
00:43:36,960 --> 00:43:40,360
<i>-Sweetheart.</i>
<i>-[gasps] What time is it?</i>

610
00:43:40,440 --> 00:43:44,680
<i>I'm heading east from here so I think</i>
<i>you need to get yourself another ride.</i>

611
00:43:44,760 --> 00:43:47,840
<i>-Where are we?</i>
<i>-About 30 miles from Port Mary.</i>

612
00:43:47,920 --> 00:43:51,160
<i>A lot of buses stop here</i>
<i>so you should be fine.</i>

613
00:43:51,240 --> 00:43:54,480
<i>-Well, thank you.</i>
<i>-Good luck with your speech.</i>

614
00:43:54,560 --> 00:43:56,160
<i>[laughs]</i>

615
00:43:57,080 --> 00:43:59,880
<i>I put a little something in there</i>
<i>for you.</i>

616
00:43:59,960 --> 00:44:03,000
<i>-You did?</i>
<i>-Emergency escape hatch!</i>

617
00:44:06,800 --> 00:44:07,720
<i>Bye.</i>

618
00:44:22,480 --> 00:44:25,760
<i>[Lacie] In this world,</i>
<i>we're all so caught up...</i>

619
00:44:25,840 --> 00:44:28,000
<i>-[door opens]</i>
<i>-...in our own dramas.</i>

620
00:44:28,080 --> 00:44:31,240
<i>-[girl] So, Dad was like...</i>
<i>-It's easy to forget what matters.</i>

621
00:44:31,320 --> 00:44:32,520
<i>[girl] He'd never even heard of the show.</i>

622
00:44:32,600 --> 00:44:34,880
<i>I'm like, "You never heard</i>
<i>of</i><span style="style_2"> Sea of Tranquillity?"</i>

623
00:44:34,960 --> 00:44:37,600
<i>Like, the number-one sci-fi fantasy,</i>

624
00:44:37,680 --> 00:44:39,600
<i>and he's all like, "What the fuck?" Whatever! </i>

625
00:44:39,680 --> 00:44:41,840
<i>I think I'm allergic to this purple.</i>

626
00:44:41,920 --> 00:44:45,160
<i>So I'm like, "Well, I'm going</i>
<i>to Tranquillity Con in Port Mary.</i>

627
00:44:45,240 --> 00:44:47,840
<i>That's why I'm dressed</i>
<i>like Lieutenant Duster."</i>

628
00:44:47,920 --> 00:44:50,760
<i>He's all like, "Uh... Port Mary is</i>
<i>frickin' miles away."</i>

629
00:44:50,840 --> 00:44:51,880
<i>Yadda, yadda, yadda.</i>

630
00:44:51,960 --> 00:44:56,760
<i>-[toilet flushes]</i>
<i>-He one-stars me. Like, thanks, Dad.</i>

631
00:44:56,840 --> 00:45:00,240
<i>-[girl 1] See you back on there.</i>
<i>-[girl 2] Okay.</i>

632
00:45:03,920 --> 00:45:07,840
<i>Are you guys headed to Tranquillity Con?</i>

633
00:45:07,920 --> 00:45:10,880
<i>-You're into</i><span style="style_2"> Sea of Tranquillity?</i>
<i>-Totally.</i>

634
00:45:10,960 --> 00:45:12,480
<i>I was all set to go.</i>

635
00:45:12,560 --> 00:45:18,280
<i>My friend, who is there already,</i>
<i>has my costume, but my car broke down.</i>

636
00:45:18,960 --> 00:45:21,640
<i>Well, there's some space in the RV.</i>

637
00:45:30,600 --> 00:45:32,600
<i>-Hi.</i>
<i>-Hey!</i>

638
00:45:32,680 --> 00:45:34,760
<i>-You're a Trank head, huh?</i>
<i>-Sorry?</i>

639
00:45:34,840 --> 00:45:37,080
<i>Trank head.</i><span style="style_2"> Sea of Tranquillity</i><i> fan?</i>

640
00:45:37,160 --> 00:45:40,720
<i>Oh, yeah.</i>
<i>We say Tranksters where I'm from.</i>

641
00:45:40,800 --> 00:45:44,360
<i>-Who's your favourite character?</i>
<i>-Gotta be Lieutenant Duster.</i>

642
00:45:44,440 --> 00:45:46,200
<i>-She's awesome.</i>
<i>-She?</i>

643
00:45:46,280 --> 00:45:48,480
<i>He! I misspoke.</i>

644
00:45:48,560 --> 00:45:51,240
<i>Lieutenant Duster has no fixed gender.</i>

645
00:45:51,320 --> 00:45:54,840
<i>I know, and that's why</i>
<i>it's so hard to remember, right?</i>

646
00:45:54,920 --> 00:45:56,880
<i>-[ringtone playing]</i>
<i>-Excuse me. Gotta get this.</i>

647
00:45:56,960 --> 00:45:59,640
<i>My friend, at the convention. [giggles]</i>

648
00:46:01,880 --> 00:46:03,720
<i>Hi, Nay! [laughs]</i>

649
00:46:03,800 --> 00:46:09,080
<i>So, oh, my God,</i>
<i>insane night, but I am so close now.</i>

650
00:46:09,160 --> 00:46:10,680
<i>[Naomi]</i><span style="style_2"> Don't come.</i>

651
00:46:10,760 --> 00:46:14,280
<i>What? No. No. I'm, like, an hour away.</i>

652
00:46:14,360 --> 00:46:16,320
<i>Don't come. I don't want you here.</i>

653
00:46:16,400 --> 00:46:19,920
<i>I don't know what is up with you,</i>
<i>but I cannot have a 2.6 at my wedding.</i>

654
00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:23,280
<i>Oh, no, that's temporary!</i>
<i>That's temporary.</i>

655
00:46:23,360 --> 00:46:25,600
<i>Well, the wedding's today so...</i>

656
00:46:25,680 --> 00:46:28,160
<i>-But it doesn't change anything.</i>
<span style="style_2">-Lacie...</i>

657
00:46:28,240 --> 00:46:30,360
<i>-I can still do the same speech.</i>
<span style="style_2">-Lacie...</i>

658
00:46:30,440 --> 00:46:33,680
<i>-And there's Mr. Rags!</i>
<i>-No!</i>

659
00:46:33,760 --> 00:46:36,360
<i>But... But you invited me.</i>

660
00:46:36,440 --> 00:46:39,040
<i>You've seen the guest list.</i>
<i>They are all, like, 4.5 or above.</i>

661
00:46:39,120 --> 00:46:42,480
<i>They are going to freak at a 2.6,</i>
<i>and I am not taking that kind of damage,</i>

662
00:46:42,560 --> 00:46:45,200
<i>plus I haven't dipped under</i>
<i>a 4.7 in, like, six months.</i>

663
00:46:46,760 --> 00:46:50,200
<i>You said you wanted your oldest friend.</i>

664
00:46:50,280 --> 00:46:53,360
<i>When I asked you to speak,</i>
<i>you were a 4.2, okay?</i>

665
00:46:53,440 --> 00:46:56,760
<i>And the authenticity of a vintage bond</i>
<i>low four at a gathering of this calibre</i>

666
00:46:56,840 --> 00:46:59,800
<i>played fantastically</i>
<i>on all the simulations we ran.</i>

667
00:46:59,880 --> 00:47:02,080
<i>Forecast was a prestige bounce</i>
<i>of .2 minimum.</i>

668
00:47:02,160 --> 00:47:05,680
<i>But now you're a sub three. Sorry.</i>

669
00:47:05,760 --> 00:47:07,400
<i>That just puts the stink on things</i>
<i>a little too much.</i>

670
00:47:07,480 --> 00:47:09,600
<i>That just plays badly for us.</i>

671
00:47:09,680 --> 00:47:12,080
<i>So it was just about numbers for you?</i>

672
00:47:12,160 --> 00:47:15,240
<i>Oh, cut the shit!</i>
<i>It was numbers for both of us.</i>

673
00:47:15,320 --> 00:47:17,200
<i>You wanted those primo votes,</i>
<i>don't deny it.</i>

674
00:47:17,280 --> 00:47:20,280
<i>It's not like you could get them</i>
<i>on your own. Let's not kid ourselves.</i>

675
00:47:20,360 --> 00:47:22,720
<i>Oh, I'm... I'm getting those votes.</i>

676
00:47:22,800 --> 00:47:26,080
<i>What? You're just gonna roll up here</i>
<i>and make people like you?</i>

677
00:47:26,160 --> 00:47:30,760
<i>-That's right. I'm doing my speech.</i>
<i>-No, you're not.</i>

678
00:47:30,840 --> 00:47:35,200
<i>Yes, I am. And they are gonna vote me</i>
<i>through the roof when they hear it.</i>

679
00:47:35,280 --> 00:47:40,280
<i>-Weep their fucking eyes out!</i>
<i>-Go home!</i>

680
00:47:40,360 --> 00:47:43,320
<i>-[phone beeping]</i>
<i>-Hello?</i>

681
00:47:43,400 --> 00:47:45,960
<i>[sighs] Fuck!</i>

682
00:47:48,680 --> 00:47:51,800
<i>I have never seen</i>
<i>your stupid fucking show.</i>

683
00:47:52,400 --> 00:47:53,560
<i>[tyres screech]</i>

684
00:47:57,560 --> 00:48:00,200
<i>[shouts] Hope they cancel it!</i>

685
00:48:11,400 --> 00:48:13,800
<i>-[horn honks]</i>
<i>-I need a ride!</i>

686
00:48:14,800 --> 00:48:16,320
<i>[shouts]</i>

687
00:48:16,400 --> 00:48:19,040
<i>-[phone beeping]</i>
<i>-Fuck!</i>

688
00:48:22,680 --> 00:48:24,160
<i>Jesus!</i>

689
00:48:27,760 --> 00:48:29,440
<i>[engine roars]</i>

690
00:48:40,080 --> 00:48:42,240
<i>Hey! Hey!</i>

691
00:48:42,840 --> 00:48:43,880
<i>Hey!</i>

692
00:48:45,840 --> 00:48:48,240
<i>-Can I borrow your bike?</i>
<i>-What?</i>

693
00:48:48,320 --> 00:48:51,440
<i>Can I borrow your bike?</i>

694
00:48:51,520 --> 00:48:56,440
<i>Do you, Naomi Jayne Blestow,</i>
<i>take this man to be your husband,</i>

695
00:48:56,520 --> 00:48:59,440
<i>to live together with him</i>
<i>in the covenant of marriage?</i>

696
00:49:00,360 --> 00:49:02,400
<i>To love him, comfort him,</i>

697
00:49:02,480 --> 00:49:06,080
<i>honour and keep him,</i>
<i>in sickness and in health...</i>

698
00:49:06,160 --> 00:49:09,560
<i>and forsaking all others,</i>
<i>be faithful unto him...</i>

699
00:49:19,040 --> 00:49:21,520
<i>[cheering and applause]</i>

700
00:49:36,600 --> 00:49:38,720
<i>[indistinct radio chatter]</i>

701
00:49:43,480 --> 00:49:44,720
<i>[revs engine]</i>

702
00:49:51,720 --> 00:49:53,120
<i>[screams]</i>

703
00:50:12,080 --> 00:50:14,280
<i>[applause]</i>

704
00:50:14,360 --> 00:50:17,400
<i>To my best mate, Anthony.</i>
<i>Let's hear it for him.</i>

705
00:50:17,480 --> 00:50:19,000
<i>[cheering]</i>

706
00:50:19,080 --> 00:50:22,480
<i>You've been there from day one.</i>
<i>I love you, man. I appreciate you.</i>

707
00:50:22,560 --> 00:50:26,040
<i>Hilarious speech, by the way.</i>
<i>By your standards.</i>

708
00:50:26,120 --> 00:50:27,360
<i>[laughter]</i>

709
00:50:27,440 --> 00:50:30,280
<i>-Pow! Pow! Pow!</i>
<i>-Oh! Oh! Oh! [laughs]</i>

710
00:50:30,360 --> 00:50:33,960
<i>[Paul] He's still got a few bullets left.</i>
<i>Oh, man.</i>

711
00:50:34,040 --> 00:50:36,080
<i>Oh, gosh, well, um...</i>

712
00:50:38,800 --> 00:50:40,240
<i>[gasps] Shit!</i>

713
00:50:40,800 --> 00:50:44,720
<i>[Paul] We have so many people to thank.</i>
<i>Our beautiful bridesmaids.</i>

714
00:50:44,800 --> 00:50:46,600
<i>-[cheering]</i>
<i>-But, of course,</i>

715
00:50:46,680 --> 00:50:51,680
<i>my most heartfelt thanks,</i>
<i>my warmest thanks,</i>

716
00:50:51,760 --> 00:50:55,040
<i>are to someone who's my best friend,</i>

717
00:50:56,320 --> 00:51:03,160
<i>my lover and now,</i>
<i>I'm honoured to say, my wife.</i>

718
00:51:03,240 --> 00:51:05,760
<i>-Naomi!</i>
<i>-[cheering and whooping]</i>

719
00:51:08,000 --> 00:51:13,080
<i>-[cheering]</i>
<i>-[Paul] One, two, three! Naomi!</i>

720
00:51:14,560 --> 00:51:17,360
<i>-[man] The A Team!</i>
<i>-[phone beeps]</i>

721
00:51:17,440 --> 00:51:18,800
<i>I love you so much, darl.</i>

722
00:51:18,880 --> 00:51:20,400
<i>Whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo!</i>

723
00:51:20,480 --> 00:51:22,440
<i>[man] Congratulations, sir.</i>

724
00:51:22,520 --> 00:51:24,320
<i>-Thank you. </i>
<i>-No, thank you.</i>

725
00:51:24,400 --> 00:51:26,480
<i>-[whooping]</i>
<i>-Get over here!</i>

726
00:51:26,560 --> 00:51:28,080
<i>Get your ass over here.</i>

727
00:51:28,160 --> 00:51:30,760
<i>-Get in here, big boy.</i>
<i>-[phones beep]</i>

728
00:51:30,840 --> 00:51:32,880
<i>-You're beautiful!</i>
<i>-[cheering]</i>

729
00:51:34,840 --> 00:51:37,760
<i>Yeah! Gimme five! Good choice!</i>

730
00:51:37,840 --> 00:51:40,240
<i>You fucking earned it, man.</i>
<i>You fucking earned it.</i>

731
00:51:41,760 --> 00:51:43,000
<i>[giggles nervously]</i>

732
00:51:44,640 --> 00:51:46,400
<i>Everybody, hello!</i>

733
00:51:46,480 --> 00:51:48,520
<i>-Oh, my God.</i>
<i>-I love you.</i>

734
00:51:52,520 --> 00:51:56,320
<i>Can everyone be quiet for a moment?</i>

735
00:51:58,440 --> 00:52:00,040
<i>Thank you. [giggles]</i>

736
00:52:01,400 --> 00:52:03,520
<i>-Get rid of her.</i>
<i>-That would play awful.</i>

737
00:52:03,600 --> 00:52:04,840
<i>She's a fucking 1.1.</i>

738
00:52:04,920 --> 00:52:10,280
<i>Now for those of you who don't know me,</i>
<i>which is... all of you...</i>

739
00:52:10,360 --> 00:52:14,320
<i>my name is Lacie Pound</i>

740
00:52:14,400 --> 00:52:18,240
<i>and, believe it or not,</i>
<i>I am one of Naomi's oldest friends.</i>

741
00:52:18,840 --> 00:52:20,960
<i>Hi, Nay-Nay!</i>

742
00:52:22,240 --> 00:52:25,280
<i>It's great to meet you too, Paul.</i>
<i>I've heard a lot about you.</i>

743
00:52:25,360 --> 00:52:27,160
<i>He's a pretty big deal, that Paul.</i>

744
00:52:27,240 --> 00:52:29,640
<i>-Pretty big deal.</i>
<i>-[camera shutter clicks]</i>

745
00:52:29,720 --> 00:52:33,360
<i>He makes his own tapenade! Yeah.</i>

746
00:52:33,440 --> 00:52:35,440
<i>[laughs] Uh...</i>

747
00:52:37,720 --> 00:52:39,920
<i>Anyway, um... I...</i>

748
00:52:41,600 --> 00:52:46,000
<i>have looked up to Naomi</i>
<i>pretty much my entire life.</i>

749
00:52:46,080 --> 00:52:47,960
<i>We met when we were five years old,</i>

750
00:52:48,040 --> 00:52:52,200
<i>and right up through to our</i>
<i>teenage years, we made quite the pair.</i>

751
00:52:52,920 --> 00:52:55,160
<i>We'd talk about all the things</i>
<i>girls talk about,</i>

752
00:52:55,240 --> 00:53:01,520
<i>you know, boys, hair, products,</i>
<i>uh... more boys. [laughs]</i>

753
00:53:01,600 --> 00:53:05,160
<i>I mean, I tried sometimes</i>
<i>to expand our range a little</i>

754
00:53:05,240 --> 00:53:09,920
<i>and talk about climate change,</i>
<i>but she found that kind of boring so...</i>

755
00:53:10,560 --> 00:53:11,920
<i>Go on.</i>

756
00:53:12,000 --> 00:53:14,840
<i>She was probably right.</i>
<i>I mean, fuck the planet, right?</i>

757
00:53:14,920 --> 00:53:16,440
<i>Whoo!</i>

758
00:53:16,520 --> 00:53:20,960
<i>Yes, thank you! Come on.</i>
<i>Let's have a little fun here.</i>

759
00:53:21,040 --> 00:53:23,560
<i>You know, fuck the planet! [laughs]</i>

760
00:53:23,640 --> 00:53:26,040
<i>-[shouts] Fuck the planet!</i>
<i>-[feedback]</i>

761
00:53:26,120 --> 00:53:27,600
<i>[crockery rattles]</i>

762
00:53:28,920 --> 00:53:30,880
<i>-[phone beeps]</i>
<i>-Anyway...</i>

763
00:53:31,960 --> 00:53:38,920
<i>I... looked up to Naomi</i>
<i>pretty much my entire life,</i>

764
00:53:39,000 --> 00:53:44,280
<i>which meant she was looking down on me.</i>

765
00:53:45,160 --> 00:53:48,120
<i>Always with a smile though. [laughs]</i>

766
00:53:48,200 --> 00:53:52,760
<i>In high school,</i>
<i>she was my shoulder to cry on.</i>

767
00:53:52,840 --> 00:53:58,120
<i>She seemed to enjoy that.</i>
<i>Guys and me never worked out.</i>

768
00:53:58,200 --> 00:54:02,760
<i>They'd see Naomi and just...</i>
<i>Whoo! You know, that was it.</i>

769
00:54:03,640 --> 00:54:09,480
<i>She had this tight ass,</i>

770
00:54:09,560 --> 00:54:12,680
<i>like two fists.</i>

771
00:54:12,760 --> 00:54:14,440
<i>Uh-huh.</i>

772
00:54:14,520 --> 00:54:17,560
<i>[giggles] I was all like...</i>

773
00:54:17,640 --> 00:54:19,760
<i>[giggles]</i>

774
00:54:21,200 --> 00:54:23,680
<i>I was like...</i>

775
00:54:23,760 --> 00:54:25,600
<i>through the hallways in high school.</i>

776
00:54:27,000 --> 00:54:29,160
<i>[cackling]</i>

777
00:54:30,840 --> 00:54:32,440
<i>[phones beep]</i>

778
00:54:37,000 --> 00:54:38,840
<i>[cries]</i>

779
00:54:44,000 --> 00:54:45,720
<i>And she was there for me.</i>

780
00:54:48,160 --> 00:54:49,600
<i>Holding my hair back...</i>

781
00:54:51,240 --> 00:54:56,480
<i>as I knelt,</i>
<i>vomiting, in front of the crapper.</i>

782
00:55:01,080 --> 00:55:04,560
<i>Thank you for that, Naomi.</i>

783
00:55:07,600 --> 00:55:09,480
<i>I always wished I was you.</i>

784
00:55:11,760 --> 00:55:13,040
<i>And...</i>

785
00:55:14,000 --> 00:55:16,360
<i>I guess that's why you kept me around</i>
<i>so long?</i>

786
00:55:19,560 --> 00:55:22,520
<i>Until you got your new job</i>

787
00:55:22,600 --> 00:55:27,560
<i>and your fancy new friends.</i>

788
00:55:29,520 --> 00:55:31,880
<i>And that...</i>

789
00:55:31,960 --> 00:55:33,760
<i>[laughs]</i>

790
00:55:33,840 --> 00:55:36,960
<i>...fucking... jackhole!</i>

791
00:55:37,880 --> 00:55:41,240
<i>And you didn't need me.</i>
<i>You probably got another me.</i>

792
00:55:41,320 --> 00:55:46,680
<i>Guess there's some other "yeth Beth"</i>
<i>you moved on to like a succubus.</i>

793
00:55:46,760 --> 00:55:49,520
<i>-[phones beeping]</i>
<i>-I'm getting to Mr. Rags, okay? Jesus!</i>

794
00:55:50,360 --> 00:55:53,280
<i>-[crowd gasps]</i>
<i>-Stay back.</i>

795
00:55:54,760 --> 00:55:57,760
<i>Stay the fuck back! I'll kill him!</i>

796
00:55:57,840 --> 00:55:59,680
<i>I'll cut his head off</i>
<i>and stick it up my ass!</i>

797
00:55:59,760 --> 00:56:01,000
<i>[gasps]</i>

798
00:56:02,080 --> 00:56:04,520
<i>[gasps] Time's nearly up!</i>

799
00:56:04,600 --> 00:56:05,720
<i>-Hey! Calm down.</i>
<i>-I...</i>

800
00:56:05,800 --> 00:56:10,800
<i>I just wanted to say, in this world</i>
<i>so caught up in our own shit,</i>

801
00:56:10,880 --> 00:56:14,280
<i>-let's not forget what matters.</i>
<i>-It's okay. It's okay.</i>

802
00:56:14,960 --> 00:56:20,840
<i>Happiness, fucking Paul and Naomi,</i>
<i>and she's...</i>

803
00:56:21,320 --> 00:56:25,440
<i>She... She fucked Greg!</i>

804
00:56:27,200 --> 00:56:28,960
<i>I know she did.</i>

805
00:56:30,040 --> 00:56:32,920
<i>-I know you did.</i>
<i>-No...</i>

806
00:56:33,000 --> 00:56:35,280
<i>Don't even try to deny--</i>

807
00:56:35,360 --> 00:56:37,680
<i>-[screams]</i>
<i>-[feedback screeches]</i>

808
00:56:37,760 --> 00:56:43,120
<i>The little girl who, when we were</i>
<i>just five-years-old in art camp,</i>

809
00:56:43,200 --> 00:56:46,880
<i>started talking to me</i>
<i>because she saw I was scared</i>

810
00:56:47,560 --> 00:56:50,000
<i>and helped me make Mr. Rags.</i>

811
00:56:50,080 --> 00:56:55,600
<i>He reminds me of you</i>
<i>and what you meant to me then!</i>

812
00:56:55,680 --> 00:56:59,240
<i>[cries] And I'm so honoured to be here</i>
<i>to see this shit!</i>

813
00:57:00,160 --> 00:57:05,360
<i>[screams] I love you, Nay-Nay!</i>
<i>I've always loved you!</i>

814
00:57:06,400 --> 00:57:08,720
<i>I love you!</i>

815
00:57:09,960 --> 00:57:11,040
<i>[camera shutter clicking]</i>

816
00:57:26,200 --> 00:57:28,520
<i>[whirring]</i>

817
00:58:39,560 --> 00:58:42,360
<i>[breathes deeply]</i>

818
00:59:20,120 --> 00:59:21,840
<i>[sobs]</i>

819
00:59:21,920 --> 00:59:23,320
<i>[laughs]</i>

820
00:59:53,920 --> 00:59:55,720
<i>What the fuck are you looking at?</i>

821
00:59:55,800 --> 00:59:57,840
<i>Just what I was wondering.</i>

822
00:59:58,400 --> 00:59:59,120
<i>Well...</i>

823
01:00:01,080 --> 01:00:02,000
<i>Don't!</i>

824
01:00:02,760 --> 01:00:05,720
<i>Don't? Don't wonder?</i>

825
01:00:05,800 --> 01:00:06,960
<i>Uh-huh.</i>

826
01:00:07,560 --> 01:00:12,680
<i>-It would be a dull world without wonder.</i>
<i>-I don't give a shit about your world.</i>

827
01:00:13,520 --> 01:00:15,440
<i>I don't like your brassiere.</i>

828
01:00:18,840 --> 01:00:20,320
<i>I don't like your moustache.</i>

829
01:00:21,720 --> 01:00:23,520
<i>I don't like your aura.</i>

830
01:00:23,600 --> 01:00:25,840
<i>-My aura?</i>
<i>-Yeah.</i>

831
01:00:27,560 --> 01:00:31,360
<i>I don't like your... head.</i>

832
01:00:31,440 --> 01:00:34,120
<i>Your entire head is just ridiculous to me.</i>

833
01:00:34,200 --> 01:00:35,360
<i>Really?</i>

834
01:00:35,440 --> 01:00:41,240
<i>You look like an alcoholic</i>
<i>former weatherman.</i>

835
01:00:41,320 --> 01:00:43,800
<i>You sound like a lost little lamb</i>

836
01:00:43,880 --> 01:00:46,360
<i>that just got told there's no Santa Claus.</i>

837
01:00:47,600 --> 01:00:50,320
<i>What sort of cartoon character</i>
<i>did your mum have to fuck</i>

838
01:00:50,400 --> 01:00:52,000
<i>to brew you up in the womb?</i>

839
01:00:52,080 --> 01:00:53,760
<i>At least I look like I was born,</i>

840
01:00:53,840 --> 01:00:58,320
<i>not shit out by some tormented</i>
<i>cow creature in an underground lab.</i>

841
01:00:58,400 --> 01:01:00,080
<i>You got tossed out of that lab.</i>

842
01:01:00,160 --> 01:01:02,640
<i>-Oh, yeah?</i>
<i>-Oh, yeah, flushed out.</i>

843
01:01:02,720 --> 01:01:05,560
<i>-Ooh!</i>
<i>-In the trash!</i>

844
01:01:05,640 --> 01:01:09,200
<i>-Your face is a fucking...</i>
<i>-Fucking.</i>

845
01:01:09,280 --> 01:01:13,160
<i>Fucking biological car crash</i>

846
01:01:13,240 --> 01:01:15,240
<i>that made Picasso screw his eyes up</i>
<i>and say,</i>

847
01:01:15,320 --> 01:01:16,800
<i>"Well, that just don't make sense."</i>

848
01:01:16,880 --> 01:01:18,600
<i>[laughs]</i>

849
01:01:18,680 --> 01:01:21,280
<i>-You're a fucking asshole.</i>
<i>-Fuck you!</i>

850
01:01:21,360 --> 01:01:24,040
<i>-Fuck you next Wednesday.</i>
<i>-Fuck you for Christmas!</i>

851
01:01:24,120 --> 01:01:28,960
<i>-Fuck you!</i>
<i>-Fuck you!</i>