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When you live with someone,
they can really push your buttons.

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Especially when they're sticking
their knob in your mam.

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Will you two shut up in there?

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Who's the sergeant now?

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Conor.

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Get out!

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What does this say?
"Attention, Conor.

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"Before you leave the shower,

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"wipe down the tiles and take
your pubes out of the drain."

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My pubes aren't grey, so...

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Quick tip - there really shouldn't
be any suds on the cup

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when you put it
in the draining rack.

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The suds are actually
the dirtiest thing in the sink.

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When you hear yourself
saying things like that,

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do you ever just want to
punch yourself in the face?

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Just rinse the cup.

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What are you doing?

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I can't see, OK?

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I need to be able to find
my box of fishing tackle.

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Well, I can't see the TV.

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Well, I can't see anything.

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See them?

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Leave it open.

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Leave it, leave it...
Leave it open! Oh!

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What is going on?!

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He did it!
Well, he started it.

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Oh, I started it, did I? You're
playing on your silly little...

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Because I was here
minding my own business...

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Shut the fuck up!

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Oh, I thought I was blind.

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You asked me to make an effort,
and I made an effort.

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But it's pointless.
He doesn't listen to me.

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He doesn't want to do anything
with me. Obviously what you're doing

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is not working, all right?
He's an adult now.

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He's not a child any more.

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Mam, could you do that?
Yeah, of course.

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I hear you, OK? And I promise
I'll make more of an effort

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when I come back from
my fishing trip.

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But, sure, that's perfect.
He can go with you.

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Ah, what? Not a chance.

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Fishing is my...me time.
OK, you're going together.

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Cos, Conor, otherwise you can forget
about your dinners being cooked

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and your clothes being washed

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and all the million things
that I do for you every single day.

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And, Tony, you can forget
when I said...

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What did she say?

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We're going fishing.

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What did she say to you?

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Oh, don't worry at all, Conor.
I got all this.

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OK.

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Why are you being so nice
all of a sudden?

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I was being sarcastic,
you little prick.

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Ah, there's the Healy I know.

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This is fun, isn't it?

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It's like a father-son thing.

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And you get to meet Tony's dad.
He's got a pub down by the lake.

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It's like three generations.

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First of all, Conor is not my son.

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Yeah, you fucking wish.

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Second of all,
any father-son memories I have,

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Conor wouldn't want to relive.
Trust me.

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Don't mind Tony.
His dad's great craic.

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Bye, love. Bye, love.

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Drive safe.

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Watch out, watch out, watch out!

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Got you.

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What are you trying to catch anyway?
Some stupid fish?

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Not just any fish.

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I was at the lake two weeks ago,
and I hooked the biggest trout

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that's ever been caught there.

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Yeah? Did you eat it?

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No, it got away.

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So you didn't catch a fish,
you saw a fish.

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Yeah, well,
it won't get away this time.

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I thought it was an hour away.

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I took the scenic route.

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Who takes the long way on purpose?

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Like, you do know that me and Mam
work in a fish shop?

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We can get fish whenever we want.

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We don't need to pull it
out of the water.

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When you catch it yourself,
it tastes better.

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Have you got any food? I'm starving.

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What the fuck! Worms!

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Maggots! Will you put the lid
back on?

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They're crawling on me!

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Fuck's sake!

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It's in my mouth!

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They're biting my nipples!
Help me get my jumper off!

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They're crawling into my hole!
I got you, I got you.

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Who puts maggots in a lunchbox?!

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It's not a lunchbox!

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It's a bait box!
How was I supposed to know?

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Morning. Morning.

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Grand day for it.

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Just get back in the car
and don't touch anything.

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Still going up my hole.

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The only thing I can think of

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that would be worse than spending
a weekend with Tony Healy

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is spending a weekend
with two Tony Healys.

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But as it turned out,
only one of them Tony Healys

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was a boring prick.

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It's the famous Conor.

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Finally get to meet you at last!

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Aye.

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And you're as good-looking
as your mam, aye? Stop!

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And you've the patience of a saint
living with my young fella.

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Oh, that's it. Oh!

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We just came in to get some bait.

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Great. Come down to the end of
the bar,

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I'll get you sorted, Junior.

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Oh, your dad's sound.

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He's not like you at all.

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Junior.

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Don't call me that, all right?
Only he calls me that.

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All right, Junior? What's the craic,
Junior? How are you?

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Ah, Junior, how are you?

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Junior it is.

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Why do they call you Junior?

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It's all about dick size.

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Tiny! Yeah, well, mine's grown
a bit since I was ten.

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So has mine.

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Mine's growing right now!

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You were seen fishing up the lake
the last few weeks.

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You never came down.

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Yeah, I was going to, but, you know,
I got called back to work.

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Jesus. Here, Senior.

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Is that a real fish?

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Oh, you can be sure of it.

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That's massive.

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It was caught by the best fisherman
on the lake.

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You?

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He's talking about himself. Oh.

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Junior caught
this lovely little fella.

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Make a nice badge, wouldn't it?

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Tiny! Like his mickey!

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Yeah, I caught that
when I was, like, ten,

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and he just puts it up there
to make his look bigger.

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It does.

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Right. That'll be nine euro.

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You're charging me? Yeah.

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Well, the man's
got to make a living.

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That young fella'll go far.

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Go on, so.
I'll give you a family discount.

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8.50.

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Ha-ha! I've no change.

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I'll take you on at a game of pool,
though, before you go.

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Or darts, or rings.

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No. What's wrong with you?

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Are you afraid of getting thrashed
by the old man

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in front of the young fella?

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No. It's just we've got to
get camp set up.

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There's a spare room above.

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No, we'll camp out.

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Suit yourselves.

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Can we just stay here?
I don't want to go camping, like.

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I'm not sure if you've noticed,
but his favourite hobby

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is to make me feel like shit, OK?
No, thank you.

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Sounds like a you problem.

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Enjoy the fishing, boys!

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Leave a few big ones behind for me.

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See you, Senior!

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Your dad is a legend.

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Everybody knows
the whole reason humans evolved

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was to make life easier
for ourselves.

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What's this? You sleep in it.
Tiny.

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That's why we invented houses,
and electricity.

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After all that hard work, why would
anyone want to go camping?

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Grab that pole there.

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OK. And it's going to go up
through there.

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Keep going.

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It's getting harder.

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Is it there?

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No, it's gone floppy here.

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Conor. Yeah?
Will you hit this in, please?

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Just mind my hand.

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Come on.

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Harder? Come on, will ya?

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Argh!

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I told you to mind my hand.

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You should mind your own hand.

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I'm not the one
with the fucking hammer.

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You're the one with the hand,
though.

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So how you getting on in the great
outdoors? Are you having fun?

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Yeah. Yeah.

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Come on, you stupid thing!

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Yeah, no, we're getting on
like a house on fire.

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More like a house fire, I'd say.
No, look, his attitude is great.

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There's a family of worms here,
Tony.

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Actually, he's always loved
the nature, like, so...

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Yeah, he's a natural hunter,
so...

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I'm delighted you're getting on.

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You know, it's early days yet,
but we've...

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We've got all the stressful jobs
out of the way, and, um,

194
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once we get out on the water
and start fishing,

195
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we'll be bonding in no time.

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Just don't let him wander off
on his own, all right?

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No. Uh, I should be so lucky.

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Look, sure, I'll let you go
back to Conor. OK.

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Bye-bye-bye. Bye! Bye-bye-bye.

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Can I smoke in the tent?

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Conor.

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Get the bait.

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What?

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We're going fishing.

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Catching fish takes a lot of skill.

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They're smarter than
we give them credit for.

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Bullshit, boy.
I work with fish every day.

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They seem dumb as fuck to me.

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Yeah, well, the one we're going
after today is smart.

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Two weeks ago,
he pretended to be in shock

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when I was taking the hook out.

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The moment I had it out, he flipped
out of my hands and swam away.

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He did, I swear.

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Totally. I believe you.

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Fish was pretending to be dead.

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Eyes closed,
pretending not to breathe.

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Was its tongue sticking out
its mouth like this?

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All right, dickhead, just cast off
and we'll see who's smarter,

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you or the fish.

220
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Now, the key is, right,
hold the rod tight.

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Nice and tight.
It's not rocket science.

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00:10:09,960 --> 00:10:11,080
I've got it.

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When you've been working
as a fishmonger as long as me,

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fishing with a rod is something
you develop naturally

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without any practice.

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Sort of the same way babies
can swim without armbands

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because they've been living

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in their mam's womb water
for nine months.

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All right, I got it, I got it. OK.

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Oh!

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Oh, Jesus. Ah, fuck.

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Conor! It's stuck on something.

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I know! Argh!

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I need to do it harder, is it?
No, no, no, no, no!

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Oh, Jesus, Conor, pull it out!
Pull this out.

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What's that? You want me to cast
again?

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No, no, no, no, no, no, please!
Right.

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Ah, Jesus!

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Oh, God! Oh, God!

240
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What's happening?

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Conor! What?

242
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Pull it out! Oh, shit!

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Ah! OK, OK.

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Breathe, breathe. Which way...?

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Oh, Jesus Christ!
Count down from five, please.

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Five, four, three, two, one!

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Sitting in awkward silence

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is something I got very good at
in prison.

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00:11:09,120 --> 00:11:12,200
But after 30 minutes,
someone has to say something.

250
00:11:13,600 --> 00:11:15,360
Why'd you start fishing, anyway?

251
00:11:17,760 --> 00:11:19,360
I was advised to take up a hobby

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to get my mind off
catching criminals.

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So you went from
trying to catch criminals

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you couldn't catch on a bike

255
00:11:28,640 --> 00:11:31,240
to a fish you couldn't catch
on a lake?

256
00:11:37,680 --> 00:11:40,920
When you catch the fish, do you
have to read them their rights?

257
00:11:42,360 --> 00:11:43,520
Very funny.

258
00:11:47,720 --> 00:11:50,680
Are the fish innocent
until proven guilty?

259
00:11:52,520 --> 00:11:54,800
Do you know what, Conor?
Just get it all out of your system.

260
00:11:54,800 --> 00:11:56,400
No, that's it. All right, I'm done.

261
00:11:59,240 --> 00:12:01,560
It's a good PLAICE for it, isn't it?

262
00:12:01,560 --> 00:12:03,440
Oh!

263
00:12:03,440 --> 00:12:04,840
Ah!

264
00:12:04,840 --> 00:12:07,840
How sore is that on a SCALE
of one to ten?

265
00:12:07,840 --> 00:12:09,920
Stop, Conor, will you?

266
00:12:19,840 --> 00:12:21,160
What's going on?

267
00:12:23,080 --> 00:12:25,600
Tony! What's going on?

268
00:12:25,600 --> 00:12:28,000
Sh!
Will you keep your voice down?

269
00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:29,440
You're going to scare it away.

270
00:12:29,440 --> 00:12:32,320
That splashing over there
was the trout. I know it was.

271
00:12:33,440 --> 00:12:34,760
Will you hold this?

272
00:12:39,440 --> 00:12:42,680
Conor, will you stop it?
You're going to scare it away.

273
00:12:42,680 --> 00:12:44,440
Do it like I showed you.

274
00:12:47,040 --> 00:12:49,520
I think I got something!

275
00:12:49,520 --> 00:12:51,360
No, you didn't.

276
00:12:51,360 --> 00:12:53,520
Look, I did!

277
00:12:53,520 --> 00:12:55,240
Jesus, you do have something.

278
00:12:55,240 --> 00:12:57,200
I told you!
Pull it in, pull it in quickly.

279
00:12:57,200 --> 00:12:59,720
I am! Pull it in, Conor, pull it in!
It's getting away.

280
00:12:59,720 --> 00:13:02,480
I know! Reel and pull and pull.
I am! Stop telling me what to do!

281
00:13:02,480 --> 00:13:05,320
Reel it in, come on! Fine!
You do it. Jesus Christ.

282
00:13:07,360 --> 00:13:09,400
Yeah, that's the guy.
That's the one I almost caught.

283
00:13:09,400 --> 00:13:11,600
Holy shit!
It's bigger than your dad's one!

284
00:13:11,600 --> 00:13:13,240
I know.

285
00:13:13,240 --> 00:13:14,480
Come on, come on.

286
00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:17,560
Oh...

287
00:13:17,560 --> 00:13:18,920
Ah, bollocks.

288
00:13:24,240 --> 00:13:25,760
Why aren't you upset?

289
00:13:26,920 --> 00:13:28,320
Because now I know where it lives.

290
00:13:28,320 --> 00:13:30,600
And trout come out to feed
in the morning.

291
00:13:30,600 --> 00:13:32,720
So tomorrow, it's mine.

292
00:13:35,320 --> 00:13:36,480
A duck!

293
00:13:40,400 --> 00:13:42,600
That's a mad-looking duck.

294
00:13:45,680 --> 00:13:48,320


295
00:13:48,320 --> 00:13:53,600

the prodigal son

296
00:13:53,600 --> 00:13:55,480


297
00:13:55,480 --> 00:13:58,600
So there we were, right,
caught nothing all day,

298
00:13:58,600 --> 00:14:01,400
and we see this monster fish
jump in the distance.

299
00:14:01,400 --> 00:14:02,880
So we're on it.

300
00:14:02,880 --> 00:14:04,800
Cast off to that spot.

301
00:14:04,800 --> 00:14:06,600
We have a bite within two minutes.

302
00:14:06,600 --> 00:14:08,240
It was a massive fucker.

303
00:14:08,240 --> 00:14:11,320
Like, way bigger than that one,
wasn't it?

304
00:14:12,640 --> 00:14:14,040
And?

305
00:14:14,040 --> 00:14:16,520
He slipped off the hook
as I was hauling him in.

306
00:14:16,520 --> 00:14:19,400
But I know where he is now,
so I'll get him tomorrow.

307
00:14:23,480 --> 00:14:25,440
Two pints of Beamish, please.

308
00:14:29,600 --> 00:14:31,160
Any luck with the fishing?

309
00:14:31,160 --> 00:14:32,680
Aye, there was this one...

310
00:14:32,680 --> 00:14:34,560
No, uh, nothing at all.

311
00:14:37,680 --> 00:14:40,720
Tell me something, Conor,
I've been trying to figure out.

312
00:14:41,960 --> 00:14:44,920
How did Junior here convince
your mam to go out with him?

313
00:14:44,920 --> 00:14:47,400
Well, that's one of life's
big mysteries.

314
00:14:47,400 --> 00:14:51,360
Loch Ness, the morning boner
and that.

315
00:14:59,120 --> 00:15:01,800
My noble call -
Junior for a song.

316
00:15:01,800 --> 00:15:04,440
What? No, no, no, no, no. Jesus!

317
00:15:04,440 --> 00:15:06,120
No, no, no. Don't waste your breath.

318
00:15:06,120 --> 00:15:07,680
Junior doesn't sing at all.

319
00:15:07,680 --> 00:15:09,400
He does sing.
He sings all the time.

320
00:15:09,400 --> 00:15:10,960
No, I don't.

321
00:15:10,960 --> 00:15:14,040
Yes, you do.
You sing in the shower all the time.

322
00:15:14,040 --> 00:15:16,480
You even sang a song
to get my mum to marry you.

323
00:15:16,480 --> 00:15:19,240
You have a great voice...for a
guard.

324
00:15:19,240 --> 00:15:20,600
Go on, Junior!

325
00:15:22,120 --> 00:15:23,760
Here.

326
00:15:23,760 --> 00:15:25,640
These are on the house.

327
00:15:25,640 --> 00:15:28,840
Go on, Junior, sing a song
for your old man.

328
00:15:28,840 --> 00:15:30,160
Ah, you will.

329
00:15:30,160 --> 00:15:33,680
Junior! Junior! Junior! Junior!

330
00:15:35,160 --> 00:15:37,840
All right, all right, all right.
I'll sing something.

331
00:15:38,920 --> 00:15:41,560
This is, uh, one Mam and Dad
used to sing.

332
00:15:44,960 --> 00:15:48,840


333
00:15:48,840 --> 00:15:51,600


334
00:15:52,600 --> 00:15:55,960


335
00:15:55,960 --> 00:15:58,640


336
00:16:00,080 --> 00:16:02,800


337
00:16:02,800 --> 00:16:06,120


338
00:16:06,120 --> 00:16:08,960


339
00:16:08,960 --> 00:16:12,120


340
00:16:12,120 --> 00:16:15,800


341
00:16:15,800 --> 00:16:19,200


342
00:16:19,200 --> 00:16:25,880

when the winds were gale force

343
00:16:25,880 --> 00:16:31,720

in patience and hope

344
00:16:31,720 --> 00:16:38,000

we learned how to cope

345
00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:41,680


346
00:16:41,680 --> 00:16:45,000


347
00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:48,240


348
00:16:48,240 --> 00:16:51,080


349
00:16:51,080 --> 00:16:54,320


350
00:16:54,320 --> 00:16:59,080


351
00:16:59,080 --> 00:17:02,200


352
00:17:02,200 --> 00:17:07,320


353
00:17:17,440 --> 00:17:20,000

from the...

354
00:17:24,240 --> 00:17:27,000
ALL, DRUNKENLY:

355
00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:30,680


356
00:17:30,680 --> 00:17:32,720


357
00:17:32,720 --> 00:17:35,080
I'll see you, Mary. I'll give you a
text!

358
00:17:36,760 --> 00:17:39,920
I got Mary's number. She's sound,
mind.

359
00:17:39,920 --> 00:17:42,160
I don't feel so good.

360
00:17:42,160 --> 00:17:44,000
Oh, I feel ten out of ten.

361
00:17:45,800 --> 00:17:47,640
Oh!

362
00:17:47,640 --> 00:17:50,520
Conor, will you rub my back?
It helps me to get it up.

363
00:17:50,520 --> 00:17:53,320
I'm not rubbing your back.
I'll pat it. Oh!

364
00:17:53,320 --> 00:17:56,080
You're all right.

365
00:17:56,080 --> 00:17:59,040
Oh, God. Mind the shoes!

366
00:17:59,040 --> 00:18:00,400
Uh-oh.

367
00:18:01,600 --> 00:18:02,840
Ah!

368
00:18:02,840 --> 00:18:05,640
Here, get that into you.
It'll help you.

369
00:18:08,880 --> 00:18:10,080
Tony?

370
00:18:10,080 --> 00:18:11,560
What?

371
00:18:11,560 --> 00:18:13,080
Are you asleep?

372
00:18:13,080 --> 00:18:14,560
Obviously not.

373
00:18:14,560 --> 00:18:16,080
Tony?

374
00:18:16,080 --> 00:18:17,480
What?

375
00:18:18,720 --> 00:18:20,760
Tony, it's cold.

376
00:18:20,760 --> 00:18:23,160
Why don't you come on over here,
right,

377
00:18:23,160 --> 00:18:26,120
we'll do like the penguins and we'll
huddle together for warmth.

378
00:18:27,360 --> 00:18:29,240
What? Like the penguins.

379
00:18:29,240 --> 00:18:32,000
I'm not fucking doing that.
Why do you want me to do that?

380
00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:34,600
I just think we'd both be warmer
if you did.

381
00:18:34,600 --> 00:18:36,000
Why don't you do it to me?

382
00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:37,960
Cos I asked you
to come over here.

383
00:18:37,960 --> 00:18:40,840
I'm asking you. You're older.
You come over here.

384
00:18:40,840 --> 00:18:43,120
Difference does it make
that I'm older?

385
00:18:43,120 --> 00:18:46,240
Why don't we both meet in the
middle? OK. On three.

386
00:18:46,240 --> 00:18:49,280
One. Two. Three.

387
00:18:51,720 --> 00:18:53,320
Ahhh.

388
00:18:58,720 --> 00:19:00,680
Tony? What?

389
00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:05,400
Who was your...?
Who was your first kiss?

390
00:19:05,400 --> 00:19:07,120
Seriously, Conor?

391
00:19:07,120 --> 00:19:09,040
I have to talk to get to sleep.

392
00:19:10,200 --> 00:19:11,400
I'm not telling you that.

393
00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:13,400
I'll keep annoying you till you do.

394
00:19:13,400 --> 00:19:15,000
OK, fine.

395
00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:16,800
It was a girl named Trudy.

396
00:19:16,800 --> 00:19:18,600
Yeah? Yeah.

397
00:19:18,600 --> 00:19:20,520
What was she like?

398
00:19:20,520 --> 00:19:22,360
She was OK.

399
00:19:22,360 --> 00:19:24,000
Where is she now?

400
00:19:25,240 --> 00:19:26,400
I think she's dead.

401
00:19:48,800 --> 00:19:51,000
Morning.

402
00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:52,720
What the hell is he doing here?

403
00:19:52,720 --> 00:19:54,960
Ah! Lovely morning.

404
00:19:55,960 --> 00:19:57,360
How are the boys?

405
00:19:57,360 --> 00:19:59,520
That's a cosy set-up, isn't it?

406
00:19:59,520 --> 00:20:01,600
We should get out on the water.

407
00:20:01,600 --> 00:20:04,840
I'll show you how to catch that
little fish you were talking about.

408
00:20:07,480 --> 00:20:09,960
Oh, he is class.

409
00:20:09,960 --> 00:20:11,800
You told him about the fish?

410
00:20:11,800 --> 00:20:13,720
Er...well, yeah.

411
00:20:13,720 --> 00:20:15,960
Last night we were just chatting
a bit, and I was...

412
00:20:15,960 --> 00:20:17,920
I was bigging you up, though,
I said you nearly caught

413
00:20:17,920 --> 00:20:19,880
a bigger fish
than the one in the pub.

414
00:20:19,880 --> 00:20:22,280
And, uh, I told him that you
figured out where to catch it, too.

415
00:20:22,280 --> 00:20:23,680
So he said he'd join us, like.

416
00:20:26,280 --> 00:20:27,800
You told him on purpose?

417
00:20:30,560 --> 00:20:31,840
Is there a problem?

418
00:20:31,840 --> 00:20:34,520
You knew the one thing that would
hurt me more than anything

419
00:20:34,520 --> 00:20:37,120
in the world would be to watch him
hauling in that fish instead of me.

420
00:20:37,120 --> 00:20:39,040
I don't give a fuck
who catches the fish.

421
00:20:39,040 --> 00:20:42,000
Fishing is stupid and you're both
idiots if you care about it.

422
00:20:44,280 --> 00:20:46,200
What are you doing?

423
00:20:46,200 --> 00:20:49,280
I'm not sticking around
to watch him rub my nose in it

424
00:20:49,280 --> 00:20:51,720
like he always fucking does
when he hauls in that fish.

425
00:20:53,280 --> 00:20:55,000
Pack up the stuff. We're leaving.

426
00:20:56,800 --> 00:20:58,400
Are you giving up already?

427
00:21:00,040 --> 00:21:02,200
Why couldn't you just have
kept your mouth shut?

428
00:21:02,200 --> 00:21:04,840
You don't own my mouth, boy.
My mouth can say what it wants.

429
00:21:04,840 --> 00:21:06,720
Just pack up the car.

430
00:21:06,720 --> 00:21:10,000
Nah. You're the one who wants
to leave, you pack it up.

431
00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:11,640
I'm having a cigarette.

432
00:21:20,520 --> 00:21:23,000
It's just a fish, Healy.
Get over it.

433
00:21:28,880 --> 00:21:30,120
Ha-ha!

434
00:21:57,080 --> 00:21:58,760
I'll tell you something.

435
00:21:58,760 --> 00:22:02,680
If my dad was alive and he liked
catching big fish...

436
00:22:04,800 --> 00:22:07,280
..I'd do anything just to go down
and spend time with him

437
00:22:07,280 --> 00:22:08,960
and help him do that.

438
00:22:16,400 --> 00:22:18,880
I'm saying you should go down
and help your dad do it.

439
00:22:18,880 --> 00:22:20,200
I know what you're saying.

440
00:22:22,520 --> 00:22:24,000
Did you forget something?

441
00:22:25,840 --> 00:22:28,720
What's that? Well, you won't catch
many fish without a rod.

442
00:22:30,640 --> 00:22:32,920
Just thought you could use
some help.

443
00:22:32,920 --> 00:22:34,280
That's if you want it.

444
00:22:35,880 --> 00:22:38,280
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that'd be great.

445
00:22:38,280 --> 00:22:39,800
Here, you can hold this if you want.

446
00:22:46,480 --> 00:22:48,600
Any bites yet? Nah.

447
00:22:49,600 --> 00:22:51,080
Might be in the wrong spot.

448
00:22:52,520 --> 00:22:54,040
Cast out to that ridge over there.

449
00:22:54,040 --> 00:22:56,360
That's where we hooked him
yesterday.

450
00:22:56,360 --> 00:22:58,000
Hair of the dog?

451
00:23:01,760 --> 00:23:03,160
One for you.

452
00:23:09,760 --> 00:23:10,800
Aah.

453
00:23:18,040 --> 00:23:19,920
Might not be our day, boys.

454
00:23:21,480 --> 00:23:23,960
Conor had this interesting technique
that he was using yesterday.

455
00:23:23,960 --> 00:23:25,560
Conor, do you want to show Dad?

456
00:23:25,560 --> 00:23:27,880
Ah, well, yeah.

457
00:23:27,880 --> 00:23:30,920
So, it's pretty straightforward,
really. You just...

458
00:23:30,920 --> 00:23:33,680
You take the rod
and you just kind of fuck it.

459
00:23:33,680 --> 00:23:35,640
Just move it around
as much as you can.

460
00:23:35,640 --> 00:23:37,240
Don't think too much about it.

461
00:23:39,680 --> 00:23:41,920
You won't catch much doing that,

462
00:23:41,920 --> 00:23:44,520
except the rock
at the bottom of the lake.

463
00:23:46,120 --> 00:23:48,520
See? Oh! Told you.

464
00:23:50,400 --> 00:23:52,240
That's no rock.

465
00:23:52,240 --> 00:23:53,920
Ah, that's a rock.

466
00:23:53,920 --> 00:23:55,840
No fish would be that strong.

467
00:23:55,840 --> 00:23:58,240
Oh! Oh, fuck!

468
00:23:58,240 --> 00:23:59,760
Fuck's sake!

469
00:24:00,720 --> 00:24:03,040
Hold it! Don't lose it now.
That's it, Dad. Nice and easy.

470
00:24:03,040 --> 00:24:05,680
Nice and easy. A big one.
A really big one!

471
00:24:07,560 --> 00:24:09,080
Junior.

472
00:24:09,080 --> 00:24:10,680
I mean Tony.

473
00:24:10,680 --> 00:24:13,080
It's a bit too big for me
just to pull.

474
00:24:13,080 --> 00:24:14,680
Here, give me a hand.

475
00:24:17,040 --> 00:24:19,680
That's it. I think we're going to
need more manpower.

476
00:24:19,680 --> 00:24:20,920
Come on, Conor!

477
00:24:22,320 --> 00:24:23,680
OK.

478
00:24:23,680 --> 00:24:26,560
Come on, that's it! It's coming!

479
00:24:26,560 --> 00:24:28,760
Here we go!
Get it, get it, get it!

480
00:24:42,680 --> 00:24:43,880
It's fucking huge!

481
00:24:46,840 --> 00:24:48,640
Oh, class!

482
00:24:48,640 --> 00:24:50,200
Well, what you want to do with it?

483
00:24:50,200 --> 00:24:51,840
Er... Oh, geez, I don't know.

484
00:24:51,840 --> 00:24:53,600
You caught it. You decide.

485
00:24:53,600 --> 00:24:56,680
We all caught it.
I'd prefer you decide.

486
00:24:59,760 --> 00:25:01,360
Do you know what?

487
00:25:01,360 --> 00:25:04,000
You've already got one award-winning
fish behind the bar.

488
00:25:10,320 --> 00:25:12,840
If you haven't gone fishing before,
like me,

489
00:25:12,840 --> 00:25:15,800
you probably think fishing
is about catching fish.

490
00:25:15,800 --> 00:25:17,320
He's free.

491
00:25:17,320 --> 00:25:20,680
But the catching part
only lasts for about a minute.

492
00:25:20,680 --> 00:25:23,520
The rest of the day, you're spending
time in your own head

493
00:25:23,520 --> 00:25:26,120
solving the problems
from the week before.

494
00:25:31,240 --> 00:25:34,000
Or problems that have been
stuck in your head for years.

495
00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:36,040
It reminds me of this YouTube
video...

496
00:25:37,760 --> 00:25:40,960
Like how to find a way to enjoy time
with a family member

497
00:25:40,960 --> 00:25:43,240
who drives you mental
most of the time.

498
00:25:45,360 --> 00:25:47,160
I'll leave you for a minute, will I?

499
00:26:09,280 --> 00:26:10,800
I'm kind of hungry.

500
00:26:10,800 --> 00:26:12,160
Yeah.

501
00:26:13,880 --> 00:26:15,960
How long is the drive home?

502
00:26:15,960 --> 00:26:18,680
Don't worry.
I'll take the fastest way.

503
00:26:18,680 --> 00:26:20,200
Ah, I'm in no rush.

504
00:26:20,200 --> 00:26:22,440
I don't mind taking
the scenic route.

505
00:26:26,360 --> 00:26:28,680
Well, it wasn't that bad, fishing.

506
00:26:28,680 --> 00:26:31,760
Yeah? Do you think
you'll get into it?

507
00:26:31,760 --> 00:26:33,960
Er, no. OK.

508
00:26:36,120 --> 00:26:37,520
That's it, yeah.

509
00:26:37,520 --> 00:26:39,200
You're doing good.
You're doing good, Tone.

510
00:26:39,200 --> 00:26:40,880
OK, he's coming up behind me.
Will you get him?

511
00:26:40,880 --> 00:26:42,280
You've got a lightning, use it.

512
00:26:42,280 --> 00:26:44,160
Yes! OK. OK. You're still first.
Grand.

513
00:26:44,160 --> 00:26:46,840
Lads! What's going on?
Your fishing shit's everywhere,

514
00:26:46,840 --> 00:26:48,440
and there's mud
all over the hallway.

515
00:26:48,440 --> 00:26:50,480
I think I got one of those
lightning things now.

516
00:26:50,480 --> 00:26:52,320
Yeah, you're ready to go.
You keep going.

517
00:26:52,320 --> 00:26:54,920
Ah, Jesus, Mairead,
we can't see the screen!

518
00:26:54,920 --> 00:26:56,080
It's the middle of the day, Tony.

519
00:26:56,080 --> 00:26:58,040
Yeah, well, we're in the middle
of a race. OK?

520
00:26:58,040 --> 00:26:59,240
A race. Seriously?

521
00:26:59,240 --> 00:27:01,160
Leave it. I don't care
what you're in the middle of.

522
00:27:01,160 --> 00:27:03,760
We can't see the screen.
It's the middle of the day.

523
00:27:03,760 --> 00:27:06,440
We can't... Don't be so stupid.
Tony!

524
00:27:07,440 --> 00:27:09,120
Yes! I came fourth.

525
00:27:10,440 --> 00:27:13,360
Yes! You...
You came last, though. Ugh.

526
00:27:13,360 --> 00:27:15,800
Seriously, Tony? Seriously?

527
00:27:15,800 --> 00:27:17,920
We're on to the next level.
Come on.

528
00:27:19,480 --> 00:27:21,640
Sorry. We're on to the next level
there.

529
00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:23,080
Who just came in?

530
00:27:23,080 --> 00:27:24,200
Oh, fuck's sake.

531
00:27:24,200 --> 00:27:26,800
Who was that? Hmm?

532
00:27:28,720 --> 00:27:31,000


533
00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:33,040


534
00:27:35,200 --> 00:27:38,160


535
00:27:38,160 --> 00:27:40,760


536
00:27:42,840 --> 00:27:46,040


537
00:27:46,040 --> 00:27:48,760


538
00:27:50,880 --> 00:27:53,760


539
00:27:53,760 --> 00:27:56,760