1 00:00:09,343 --> 00:00:12,580 STARRING ANDY GRIFFITH... 2 00:00:12,613 --> 00:00:15,083 WITH RONNY HOWARD... 3 00:00:15,116 --> 00:00:18,452 ALSO STARRING DON KNOTTS. 4 00:00:30,298 --> 00:00:32,200 HEY, BARN, HOW ARE YOU DOING? 5 00:00:32,233 --> 00:00:34,635 NOT TOO GOOD. WHAT'S THE MATTER? 6 00:00:34,668 --> 00:00:36,570 YOU LOOK SORE ABOUT SOMETHING. 7 00:00:36,604 --> 00:00:39,140 SORE? I'M SO MAD, I CAN HARDLY SEE STRAIGHT. 8 00:00:39,173 --> 00:00:41,542 WHAT HAPPENED? OH, NOTHING VERY MUCH. 9 00:00:41,575 --> 00:00:43,344 OLD MAN GOSS JUST LOST MY SUIT, THAT'S ALL. 10 00:00:43,377 --> 00:00:44,545 NOT THE SALT AND PEPPER. 11 00:00:44,578 --> 00:00:45,779 YEAH, THE SALT AND PEPPER. 12 00:00:45,813 --> 00:00:47,181 I TOOK IT IN TO BE CLEANED. 13 00:00:47,215 --> 00:00:49,250 HE SAID IT WOULD BE IN TUESDAY 14 00:00:49,283 --> 00:00:50,684 AND I WENT IN TUESDAY AND EVERY DAY SINCE AND IT AIN'T BACK YET. 15 00:00:50,718 --> 00:00:53,854 WELL, THAT'S A SHAME. OH, IT'LL TURN UP. 16 00:00:53,887 --> 00:00:55,389 YEAH, I DON'T SEE HOW. 17 00:00:55,423 --> 00:00:56,724 I WENT THROUGH THE WHOLE SHOP WITH HIM. 18 00:00:56,757 --> 00:00:58,559 I EVEN HAD HIM CALL THE CLEANING PLANT. 19 00:00:58,592 --> 00:01:00,228 THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE A RECORD OF IT. 20 00:01:00,261 --> 00:01:01,429 OH, HE'LL FIND IT. 21 00:01:01,462 --> 00:01:02,863 HE'D BETTER. 22 00:01:02,896 --> 00:01:05,166 I BOUGHT THAT SUIT JUST FOR DANCING, YOU KNOW. 23 00:01:05,199 --> 00:01:07,135 IT'S JUST PERFECT FOR DANCING. 24 00:01:07,168 --> 00:01:09,203 IT HANGS JUST RIGHT FOR THE DIP. 25 00:01:09,237 --> 00:01:12,573 YEAH, I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN. 26 00:01:12,606 --> 00:01:14,575 LOOK AT THAT. 27 00:01:17,578 --> 00:01:19,713 THAT NEW CLEANUP GUY MR. FOLEY HIRED. 28 00:01:19,747 --> 00:01:21,815 YEAH, WHAT'S HIS NAME, FRED PLUMMER? 29 00:01:21,849 --> 00:01:23,317 YEAH. 30 00:01:23,351 --> 00:01:24,885 HE'S SWEEPING THAT TRASH RIGHT INTO THE STREET. 31 00:01:24,918 --> 00:01:26,887 YOU'D BETTER WARN HIM ABOUT THAT. 32 00:01:26,920 --> 00:01:28,856 I DID, THREE SEPARATE AND DISTINCT TIMES. 33 00:01:28,889 --> 00:01:30,258 YOU DID? 34 00:01:30,291 --> 00:01:31,492 YEAH. 35 00:01:31,525 --> 00:01:32,693 WELL, WE BETTER DROP A WORD TO MR. FOLEY. 36 00:01:32,726 --> 00:01:34,562 OH, NO, I DON'T NEED TO BOTHER MR. FOLEY. 37 00:01:34,595 --> 00:01:36,164 I'LL STRAIGHTEN THIS GUY OUT MYSELF. 38 00:01:36,197 --> 00:01:37,365 NOW, WAIT A MINUTE. 39 00:01:37,398 --> 00:01:38,766 THIS AIN'T NO TIME TO TALK TO HIM. 40 00:01:38,799 --> 00:01:40,168 WAIT'LL YOU CALM DOWN. 41 00:01:40,201 --> 00:01:41,535 YOU'RE STILL MAD ABOUT THE SUIT. 42 00:01:41,569 --> 00:01:42,736 I'M NOT MAD. 43 00:01:42,770 --> 00:01:44,305 I'M IN PERFECT CONTROL OF MYSELF. 44 00:01:44,338 --> 00:01:46,540 I'LL JUST GO OVER THERE AND CUT HIM DOWN TO SIZE. 45 00:01:51,879 --> 00:01:54,315 WELL... HI THERE, DEPUTY. 46 00:01:54,348 --> 00:01:55,549 HOW'S THE BOY? 47 00:01:55,583 --> 00:01:58,286 I SEE YOU'RE SWEEPING, FRED. 48 00:01:58,319 --> 00:01:59,853 YEAH, MR. FOLEY SAYS, "KEEP THAT SIDEWALK CLEAN." 49 00:01:59,887 --> 00:02:01,322 THAT'S WHAT I'M DOING. 50 00:02:01,355 --> 00:02:02,756 UH-HUH, WHAT ABOUT THE STREET? 51 00:02:02,790 --> 00:02:04,792 YOU'RE SWEEPING THE TRASH RIGHT INTO THE STREET AGAIN. 52 00:02:04,825 --> 00:02:06,194 OH, YEAH. 53 00:02:06,227 --> 00:02:07,795 NOW, FRED, I'VE TOLD YOU 54 00:02:07,828 --> 00:02:10,498 NOT ONCE, NOT TWICE, BUT THREE DIFFERENT TIMES 55 00:02:10,531 --> 00:02:12,600 YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO DO THAT. 56 00:02:12,633 --> 00:02:15,236 YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO PICK UP THE TRASH... 57 00:02:15,269 --> 00:02:17,405 PUT IT IN THE BARREL OUT IN BACK. 58 00:02:17,438 --> 00:02:20,374 YEAH, WELL, UH, I'LL SHOVEL IT UP LATER. 59 00:02:20,408 --> 00:02:22,210 OH, NO, YOU WON'T. OH, NO. 60 00:02:22,243 --> 00:02:23,411 THREE WARNINGS IS ENOUGH. 61 00:02:23,444 --> 00:02:24,712 THREE STRIKES AND YOU'RE OUT. 62 00:02:24,745 --> 00:02:25,913 THIS IS IT, FRED. 63 00:02:25,946 --> 00:02:27,615 HEY, UH, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 64 00:02:27,648 --> 00:02:29,350 I'M WRITING YOU OUT A TICKET. 65 00:02:29,383 --> 00:02:30,818 THAT'S WHAT I'M DOING. 66 00:02:30,851 --> 00:02:32,920 A TICKET? FOR WHAT? 67 00:02:32,953 --> 00:02:34,388 FOR LITTERIN'. 68 00:02:34,422 --> 00:02:35,589 LITTERIN'? 69 00:02:35,623 --> 00:02:37,358 I'M NOT LITTERIN'. 70 00:02:37,391 --> 00:02:38,659 I'M SWEEPIN'. 71 00:02:38,692 --> 00:02:41,362 TIME -- 12:00. PLACE -- MAIN STREET. 72 00:02:41,395 --> 00:02:43,364 WEATHER -- CLEAR. 73 00:02:43,397 --> 00:02:45,366 TRAFFIC -- LIGHT. 74 00:02:45,399 --> 00:02:46,900 OKAY, THERE YOU ARE, MISTER. 75 00:02:46,934 --> 00:02:48,769 NOW, YOU APPEAR AT THE COURTHOUSE 76 00:02:48,802 --> 00:02:50,804 WITHIN FIVE DAYS AND PAY YOUR FINE 77 00:02:50,838 --> 00:02:53,341 OR WE'LL PUT OUT A WARRANT FOR YOUR ARREST. 78 00:02:53,374 --> 00:02:55,309 UH, YOU REALLY GAVE ME A TICKET. 79 00:02:55,343 --> 00:02:58,612 WELL, IT'S NOT AN INVITATION TO AN ICE-CREAM SOCIAL. 80 00:02:58,646 --> 00:03:00,214 WHAT'S THIS GONNA COST ME? 81 00:03:00,248 --> 00:03:01,415 FOUR DOLLARS. 82 00:03:01,449 --> 00:03:03,717 FOUR DOLLARS FOR SWEEPING THE SIDEWALK? 83 00:03:03,751 --> 00:03:06,487 NO, FOR ENCUMBERING A PUBLIC THOROUGHFARE WITH DEBRIS. 84 00:03:06,520 --> 00:03:08,489 THAT'S A VIOLATION OF THE CITY CODE. 85 00:03:08,522 --> 00:03:11,392 WELL, NOW, DEPUTY, I HAD YOU ALL WRONG. 86 00:03:11,425 --> 00:03:14,728 I FIGURED YOU FOR A NICE KIND OF A FRIENDLY GUY 87 00:03:14,762 --> 00:03:16,830 BUT YOU'RE NOT, ARE YOU? 88 00:03:16,864 --> 00:03:19,233 YOU'RE JUST A COP. WHAT? 89 00:03:19,267 --> 00:03:21,001 YOU MUST THINK YOU'RE REALLY SOMETHING 90 00:03:21,034 --> 00:03:23,704 WITH THAT FANCY LITTLE SUIT AND THAT SHINY BADGE, HUH? 91 00:03:23,737 --> 00:03:25,706 YOU GOT IT FIGURED THAT EVERY TIME YOU HOLLER 92 00:03:25,739 --> 00:03:28,309 EVERYBODY JUMPS... HUH? 93 00:03:28,342 --> 00:03:30,611 WELL, I DO REPRESENT THE LAW IN THIS TOWN, FRED. 94 00:03:30,644 --> 00:03:32,513 OH, SURE, SURE, YOU DO. 95 00:03:32,546 --> 00:03:34,682 WELL, LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, DEPUTY. 96 00:03:34,715 --> 00:03:36,684 I'M GOING TO TAKE THIS TICKET, SEE, 97 00:03:36,717 --> 00:03:38,786 BUT YOU AND ME ARE GONNA MEET SOMETIME 98 00:03:38,819 --> 00:03:40,954 WHEN YOU'RE NOT WEARING THAT UNIFORM 99 00:03:40,988 --> 00:03:43,557 AND I'M GONNA BEAT YOU TO A PULP. 100 00:03:43,591 --> 00:03:46,560 NOW, LISTEN, FRED, YOU'D BETTER BE CAREFUL 101 00:03:46,594 --> 00:03:49,530 HOW YOU TALK TO AN OFFICER OF THE LAW. 102 00:03:49,563 --> 00:03:50,798 OH, I AM. 103 00:03:50,831 --> 00:03:53,367 I'M VERY CAREFUL HOW I TALK TO AN OFFICER, 104 00:03:53,401 --> 00:03:56,570 BUT THE MINUTE THAT OFFICER BECOMES A CIVILIAN 105 00:03:56,604 --> 00:03:59,540 I'M GONNA BREAK EVERY BONE IN HIS BODY. 106 00:04:01,442 --> 00:04:02,643 OH, YEAH? 107 00:04:09,016 --> 00:04:11,952 JUST REMEMBER THAT, DEPUTY. 108 00:04:23,431 --> 00:04:24,665 LOVELY SERMON, REVEREND. 109 00:04:24,698 --> 00:04:25,866 THANK YOU, AUNT BEE. 110 00:04:25,899 --> 00:04:27,368 I'M HAPPY YOU ENJOYED IT. 111 00:04:27,401 --> 00:04:29,069 YEAH, IT WAS A PRETTY CATCHY TITLE -- 112 00:04:29,102 --> 00:04:31,472 "DICE ARE LOADED AGAINST THE EVILDOERS." 113 00:04:31,505 --> 00:04:32,806 WELL, I ALWAYS TRY 114 00:04:32,840 --> 00:04:34,842 TO USE THE VERNACULAR WHENEVER POSSIBLE. 115 00:04:34,875 --> 00:04:37,478 I FEEL IT HELPS TO GET THE MESSAGE ACROSS. 116 00:04:37,511 --> 00:04:38,879 IT DOES. IT DOES. 117 00:04:38,912 --> 00:04:40,481 WHAT ARE LOADED DICE, PAW? 118 00:04:40,514 --> 00:04:43,851 YOU'LL UNDERSTAND WHEN YOU'RE A LITTLE OLDER. 119 00:04:45,353 --> 00:04:47,688 GOOD MORNING, BARNEY. AH, HELLO, REVEREND. 120 00:04:47,721 --> 00:04:49,890 I NOTICE YOU WORE YOUR UNIFORM TO CHURCH THIS MORNING. 121 00:04:49,923 --> 00:04:51,892 I DON'T BELIEVE YOU'VE EVER DONE THAT BEFORE. 122 00:04:51,925 --> 00:04:54,795 YEAH, WELL, I THOUGHT I'D WEAR IT JUST THIS ONCE 123 00:04:54,828 --> 00:04:58,332 TO, YOU KNOW, LET PEOPLE KNOW THAT WE'RE ALWAYS ON THE JOB. 124 00:04:58,366 --> 00:05:01,469 BEEN A LOT OF MONEY IN THAT COLLECTION PLATE LATELY. 125 00:05:03,036 --> 00:05:04,505 REVEREND. 126 00:05:04,538 --> 00:05:05,739 WELL... 127 00:05:06,740 --> 00:05:08,542 I DON'T THINK THAT WAS VERY NICE 128 00:05:08,576 --> 00:05:10,110 WHAT YOU SAID TO THE PREACHER 129 00:05:10,143 --> 00:05:11,779 ABOUT THE COLLECTION PLATE. 130 00:05:11,812 --> 00:05:13,581 WELL, I WAS JUST MAKING A JOKE. 131 00:05:13,614 --> 00:05:15,483 WHY A YOU WEARING THAT UNIFORM? 132 00:05:15,516 --> 00:05:17,551 WELL, WHY SHOULDN'T I WEAR THE UNIFORM? 133 00:05:17,585 --> 00:05:18,752 I'M A POLICEMAN. 134 00:05:18,786 --> 00:05:20,554 WHAT SHOULD I WEAR, A MILKMAN'S SUIT? 135 00:05:20,588 --> 00:05:22,089 NO, I JUST ASKED. 136 00:05:22,122 --> 00:05:24,091 OKAY. SO, I TOLD YOU. 137 00:05:30,831 --> 00:05:32,700 HI, ANGE. 138 00:05:33,934 --> 00:05:35,436 AIN'T THIS YOUR DAY OFF? 139 00:05:35,469 --> 00:05:36,904 YEAH. 140 00:05:36,937 --> 00:05:38,706 THELMA LOU WANTS ME TO DRIVE HER INTO MT. PILOT. 141 00:05:38,739 --> 00:05:41,509 THEY'RE HAVING A STOREWIDE SALE AT GLIFFORD'S. 142 00:05:41,542 --> 00:05:43,744 SHE WANTS TO PICK UP SOME TOILETRIES. 143 00:05:43,777 --> 00:05:46,447 WELL, WHAT ARE YOU WEARING YOUR UNIFORM FOR? 144 00:05:46,480 --> 00:05:48,482 ANDY, DOES MY UNIFORM BOTHER YOU 145 00:05:48,516 --> 00:05:50,418 FOR SOME REASON OR ANOTHER? 146 00:05:50,451 --> 00:05:51,652 NO. 147 00:05:51,685 --> 00:05:52,953 BECAUSE THIS IS JUST ABOUT THE FOURTH TIME 148 00:05:52,986 --> 00:05:54,154 YOU'VE BROUGHT IT UP. 149 00:05:54,187 --> 00:05:55,889 WELL, I CAN'T SEE THE POINT 150 00:05:55,923 --> 00:05:58,058 IN YOU WEARING YOUR UNIFORM OVER THERE. 151 00:05:58,091 --> 00:06:00,093 MT. PILOT'S OUT OF OUR JURISDICTION. 152 00:06:00,127 --> 00:06:01,762 I KNOW THAT. 153 00:06:01,795 --> 00:06:03,664 I JUST HAPPEN TO THINK IT'S GOOD PUBLIC RELATIONS 154 00:06:03,697 --> 00:06:05,132 IF WE WEAR OUR UNIFORMS WHEN WE VISIT OUR SISTER CITY. 155 00:06:05,165 --> 00:06:07,367 OKAY. 156 00:06:15,943 --> 00:06:17,478 DID YOU GIVE HIM A TICKET? 157 00:06:17,511 --> 00:06:18,679 HE AIN'T PAID IT YET. 158 00:06:18,712 --> 00:06:20,013 YEAH. 159 00:06:20,047 --> 00:06:21,549 YEAH, I GIVE HIM ONE. 160 00:06:21,582 --> 00:06:23,751 OF COURSE, IF YOU THINK HE'S LEARNED HIS LESSON, 161 00:06:23,784 --> 00:06:25,919 I MEAN, YOU COULD SUSPEND HIS SENTENCE... 162 00:06:25,953 --> 00:06:28,088 I MEAN, IF YOU WANTED TO. IT'S UP TO YOU. 163 00:06:28,121 --> 00:06:29,790 I MEAN, IT'S JUST A THOUGHT. 164 00:06:29,823 --> 00:06:30,991 NO, NO, NO, NO. 165 00:06:31,024 --> 00:06:32,926 YOU GIVE HIM A COUPLE OF WARNINGS. 166 00:06:32,960 --> 00:06:35,062 WELL... 167 00:06:48,676 --> 00:06:50,010 SHERIFF'S OFFICE. 168 00:06:50,043 --> 00:06:51,712 OH, HELLO, MR. GOSS. 169 00:06:52,813 --> 00:06:53,981 OH, IT IS. 170 00:06:54,014 --> 00:06:55,516 OH, GOOD, I'LL TELL HIM. 171 00:06:55,549 --> 00:06:57,585 YEAH, HE WAS A LITTLE WORRIED ABOUT IT. 172 00:06:57,618 --> 00:07:00,888 I SEE. 173 00:07:00,921 --> 00:07:02,990 WELL, MISTAKES WILL HAPPEN. RIGHT. 174 00:07:03,023 --> 00:07:05,158 THANKS, MR. GOSS. GOODBYE. 175 00:07:05,192 --> 00:07:07,495 WELL, GOOD NEWS, BARN. YOUR SUIT'S BACK. 176 00:07:07,528 --> 00:07:08,829 IT IS? 177 00:07:08,862 --> 00:07:10,931 YEAH. SEEMS THEY MADE A MISTAKE WITH THE NAME... 178 00:07:10,964 --> 00:07:13,133 SENT IT TO A FELLOW NAMED FITZ OVER IN SILER CITY, 179 00:07:13,166 --> 00:07:14,535 BUT IT'S BACK NOW. 180 00:07:14,568 --> 00:07:16,970 OH, FINE, I'LL PICK IT UP LATER ON. 181 00:07:17,004 --> 00:07:19,072 YOU DON'T SEEM VERY HAPPY ABOUT IT. 182 00:07:19,106 --> 00:07:22,242 NOW YOU'LL HAVE IT TO WEAR TO THE DANCE WEDNESDAY NIGHT. 183 00:07:22,275 --> 00:07:24,678 WELL, UH, ACTUALLY, ANDY, I'D... 184 00:07:24,712 --> 00:07:26,647 I'D KIND OF GIVEN UP ON IT. 185 00:07:26,680 --> 00:07:29,783 I WAS FIGURING ON WEARING SOMETHING ELSE. 186 00:07:29,817 --> 00:07:31,952 SOMETHING ELSE? WELL, DIDN'T YOU TELL ME 187 00:07:31,985 --> 00:07:33,153 HOW IT WAS JUST PERFECT FOR DANCING... 188 00:07:33,186 --> 00:07:35,055 HOW IT HUNG JUST RIGHT FOR THE DIPS? 189 00:07:36,524 --> 00:07:37,825 YEAH, YEAH, I DID. 190 00:07:37,858 --> 00:07:41,529 YEAH, BUT, UH... 191 00:07:41,562 --> 00:07:43,196 WELL, TO BE BRUTALLY HONEST, ANDY 192 00:07:43,230 --> 00:07:46,667 I-I DON'T THINK THAT SUIT'S GONNA FIT ME ANYMORE. 193 00:07:46,700 --> 00:07:49,102 WON'T FIT YOU? WELL, WHY WON'T IT FIT YOU? 194 00:07:49,136 --> 00:07:51,505 WELL, I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'VE NOTICED 195 00:07:51,539 --> 00:07:53,674 BUT...WELL, I'VE BEEN GAINING WEIGHT 196 00:07:53,707 --> 00:07:54,875 LIKE CRAZY LATELY. 197 00:07:54,908 --> 00:07:56,710 YOU'RE STICKING YOUR STOMACH OUT. 198 00:07:56,744 --> 00:07:58,111 I AM NOT! THAT'S PURE FAT! 199 00:07:58,145 --> 00:07:59,547 THAT'S PURE BLUBBER! 200 00:08:01,682 --> 00:08:03,684 WHAT ARE YOU GONNA WEAR TO THE DANCE? 201 00:08:03,717 --> 00:08:05,653 WELL, I THOUGHT I'D... 202 00:08:05,686 --> 00:08:07,988 WEAR THIS. 203 00:08:08,021 --> 00:08:09,523 YOUR UNIFORM? 204 00:08:09,557 --> 00:08:11,224 WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH THAT?! 205 00:08:11,258 --> 00:08:14,094 BARNEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOT INTO YOU LATELY... 206 00:08:14,127 --> 00:08:16,129 MORNING, SHERIFF. 207 00:08:16,163 --> 00:08:17,631 HELLO, FRED. 208 00:08:20,233 --> 00:08:21,869 MORNING, DEPUTY. 209 00:08:21,902 --> 00:08:23,103 FRED. 210 00:08:24,905 --> 00:08:27,140 I JUST CAME IN TO PAY MY TICKET, SHERIFF. 211 00:08:27,174 --> 00:08:28,676 OKAY. 212 00:08:30,077 --> 00:08:32,546 WELL, I'LL... 213 00:08:32,580 --> 00:08:34,214 I'M, UH, I'M GOING, ANGE. 214 00:08:34,247 --> 00:08:35,616 I'LL SEE YOU LATER. 215 00:08:35,649 --> 00:08:36,850 RIGHT. 216 00:08:40,353 --> 00:08:42,055 WELL, THAT'LL BE... 217 00:08:42,089 --> 00:08:43,891 FOUR DOLLARS, FRED. 218 00:08:43,924 --> 00:08:45,225 YEAH, I KNOW. 219 00:08:45,258 --> 00:08:48,161 THAT, UH, DEPUTY OF YOURS, HE'S REAL EAGER, HUH? 220 00:08:48,195 --> 00:08:50,631 WELL, JUST DOING HIS JOB. YEAH... 221 00:08:50,664 --> 00:08:51,832 I KNOW. 222 00:08:51,865 --> 00:08:54,034 WELL, UH, I'M GOING TO PAY THIS TICKET 223 00:08:54,067 --> 00:08:56,970 BECAUSE, UH, THAT'S ALL I CAN DO, BUT... 224 00:08:57,004 --> 00:08:59,106 I'M GONNA TELL YOU SOMETHING -- 225 00:08:59,139 --> 00:09:01,775 JUST LIKE I TOLD YOUR DEPUTY TO HIS FACE -- 226 00:09:01,809 --> 00:09:04,845 FIRST TIME I CATCH HIM OUT OF UNIFORM, 227 00:09:04,878 --> 00:09:07,948 I'M GONNA GET MY FOUR DOLLARS' WORTH... 228 00:09:07,981 --> 00:09:09,149 AND THEN SOME. 229 00:09:09,182 --> 00:09:10,350 WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT, FRED? 230 00:09:10,383 --> 00:09:13,621 NEVER MIND. IT'S BETWEEN ME AND HIM. 231 00:09:13,654 --> 00:09:15,623 I'LL SEE YOU, SHERIFF. 232 00:09:29,236 --> 00:09:30,804 HI, BARN. 233 00:09:30,838 --> 00:09:32,039 ANDY. 234 00:09:35,008 --> 00:09:36,176 WHAT'S MY SUIT DOING HERE? 235 00:09:36,209 --> 00:09:37,645 WELL, I PICKED IT UP FOR YOU. 236 00:09:37,678 --> 00:09:39,179 BEEN LAYING OVER THERE AT THE CLEANERS 237 00:09:39,212 --> 00:09:40,881 THE LAST COUPLE OF DAYS. 238 00:09:40,914 --> 00:09:42,315 WELL, WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR? 239 00:09:42,349 --> 00:09:44,351 I'M NOT WEARING IT TO THE DANCE TONIGHT. 240 00:09:44,384 --> 00:09:46,720 YEAH, I KNOW. YOU TOLD ME THAT. 241 00:09:46,754 --> 00:09:48,321 BUT I DIDN'T SEE ANY POINT 242 00:09:48,355 --> 00:09:50,924 IN IT JUST LAYING AROUND OVER AT THE CLEANERS. 243 00:09:50,958 --> 00:09:52,926 WELL, I JUST DON'T SEE 244 00:09:52,960 --> 00:09:55,162 WHY YOU SHOULD CONCERN YOURSELF WITH MY SUIT. 245 00:09:55,195 --> 00:09:56,630 WELL... 246 00:10:01,301 --> 00:10:04,872 HEY, BARN, HOW ARE YOU AND FRED PLUMMER 247 00:10:04,905 --> 00:10:06,707 BEEN GETTING ALONG? 248 00:10:08,175 --> 00:10:09,342 WHAT MADE YOU ASK THAT? 249 00:10:09,376 --> 00:10:10,944 OH, NO REASON IN PARTICULAR. 250 00:10:10,978 --> 00:10:12,846 I JUST KNOW HE'S BEEN PRETTY SORE 251 00:10:12,880 --> 00:10:14,347 ABOUT THAT TICKET YOU GIVE HIM, 252 00:10:14,381 --> 00:10:15,849 AND HE'S A PRETTY BIG GUY. 253 00:10:15,883 --> 00:10:18,285 NOT THE KIND OF GUY YOU'D WANT TO FOOL WITH. 254 00:10:18,318 --> 00:10:20,654 ARE YOU HINTING THAT I'M AFRAID OF FRED PLUMMER? 255 00:10:20,688 --> 00:10:22,790 WELL, HE'S A PRETTY BIG GUY. 256 00:10:25,192 --> 00:10:26,326 IS HE AFTER YOU, BARN? 257 00:10:28,395 --> 00:10:30,063 WELL, I... 258 00:10:30,097 --> 00:10:33,433 I WASN'T GOING TO SAY ANYTHING ABOUT THIS, ANDY, 259 00:10:33,466 --> 00:10:35,368 BUT THE TRUTH IS 260 00:10:35,402 --> 00:10:39,339 FRED PLUMMER THREATENED ME THE OTHER DAY. 261 00:10:39,372 --> 00:10:40,240 HE DID? 262 00:10:40,273 --> 00:10:41,742 YEAH. 263 00:10:41,775 --> 00:10:44,044 HE SAID IF HE CAUGHT ME WITHOUT MY UNIFORM ON 264 00:10:44,077 --> 00:10:47,247 HE WAS GOING TO BREAK EVERY BONE IN MY BODY. 265 00:10:47,280 --> 00:10:49,717 YOU COULD HAVE HAULED HIM IN. I'D HAVE THROWN THE BOOK AT HIM. 266 00:10:49,750 --> 00:10:51,985 OH, NO. I'M NOT THAT KIND OF A GUY, ANDY. 267 00:10:52,019 --> 00:10:53,220 I DON'T PLAY THAT WAY. 268 00:10:53,253 --> 00:10:55,255 THIS IS STRICTLY A PERSONAL MATTER 269 00:10:55,288 --> 00:10:56,924 AND I WANT TO KEEP IT THAT WAY. 270 00:10:56,957 --> 00:10:58,125 MAN TO MAN. 271 00:10:58,158 --> 00:10:59,727 OH, I SEE. 272 00:11:02,395 --> 00:11:05,065 BUT YOU HAVE BEEN WEARING YOUR UNIFORM ALL THE TIME. 273 00:11:07,400 --> 00:11:09,469 YEAH, I HAVE. 274 00:11:09,502 --> 00:11:11,705 AND, WELL... 275 00:11:12,873 --> 00:11:14,041 HERE'S WHY. 276 00:11:14,074 --> 00:11:15,275 WHAT'S THAT? 277 00:11:15,308 --> 00:11:16,710 READ IT. 278 00:11:16,744 --> 00:11:19,412 "THIS IS TO CERTIFY THAT MR. BERNARD FIFE 279 00:11:19,446 --> 00:11:23,016 IS A MEMBER OF THE MT. PILOT JUDO SOCIETY." 280 00:11:23,050 --> 00:11:26,153 OH, YOU'RE GOING TO JUDO CLASS AGAIN. 281 00:11:26,186 --> 00:11:28,756 YEAH, I LAID OFF FOR A COUPLE OF MONTHS, 282 00:11:28,789 --> 00:11:30,891 BUT I'M GOING BACK AGAIN REGULAR. 283 00:11:30,924 --> 00:11:32,259 EVERY THURSDAY NIGHT. 284 00:11:32,292 --> 00:11:33,861 YOU NEVER SAID ANYTHING ABOUT IT. 285 00:11:33,894 --> 00:11:36,897 WELL, IT AIN'T THE KIND OF THING A GUY TALKS ABOUT. 286 00:11:36,930 --> 00:11:39,166 BUT NOW YOU CAN SEE WHY I DON'T WANT 287 00:11:39,199 --> 00:11:41,902 TO BE SEEN WITHOUT MY UNIFORM ON, CAN'T YOU? 288 00:11:41,935 --> 00:11:43,303 WELL... 289 00:11:43,336 --> 00:11:45,505 WELL, LOOK, IF I APPEAR IN PUBLIC WITHOUT MY UNIFORM 290 00:11:45,538 --> 00:11:46,907 IT WOULD BE THE SAME 291 00:11:46,940 --> 00:11:49,409 AS ENTICING FRED PLUMMER INTO A FIGHT. 292 00:11:49,442 --> 00:11:52,012 I'D BE TRAPPING HIM, AND I DON'T WANT TO DO THAT. 293 00:11:52,045 --> 00:11:53,180 TRAPPING HIM? 294 00:11:53,213 --> 00:11:54,381 OF COURSE. 295 00:11:54,414 --> 00:11:55,916 LOOK AT ME, ANDY. 296 00:11:55,949 --> 00:11:58,318 THIS IS THE BODY OF A JUDO FIGHTER. 297 00:11:58,351 --> 00:12:00,053 I'M A DEADLY WEAPON. 298 00:12:00,087 --> 00:12:01,321 YOU ARE? 299 00:12:01,354 --> 00:12:03,456 SURE. IT WOULD BE CRIMINAL. 300 00:12:03,490 --> 00:12:05,926 I MEAN, WITH WHAT I KNOW ABOUT JUDO 301 00:12:05,959 --> 00:12:09,096 I'M LIKE A WALKING BOMB JUST WAITING TO GO OFF. 302 00:12:09,129 --> 00:12:11,832 I'D GET INTO A FIGHT WITH THAT FELLA -- 303 00:12:11,865 --> 00:12:14,134 GOODNESS KNOWS WHAT DAMAGE I MIGHT DO. 304 00:12:14,167 --> 00:12:15,803 NO FOOLING. 305 00:12:15,836 --> 00:12:19,039 SURE, AND, ACTUALLY, A GUY LIKE FRED PLUMMER 306 00:12:19,072 --> 00:12:21,241 HE'S JUST MADE FOR SOMEBODY 307 00:12:21,274 --> 00:12:23,911 THAT KNOWS SOMETHING ABOUT JUDO. 308 00:12:23,944 --> 00:12:26,279 I MEAN, HE'S BIG AND HE'S SLOW 309 00:12:26,313 --> 00:12:28,348 AND HE'S HEAVY ON HIS FEET. 310 00:12:28,381 --> 00:12:29,950 YEAH, YEAH. 311 00:12:29,983 --> 00:12:32,152 YEAH, I-I SEE WHAT YOU MEAN. 312 00:12:32,185 --> 00:12:35,322 WELL, I'M GLAD IT'S FINALLY OUT IN THE OPEN. 313 00:12:35,355 --> 00:12:37,825 NOW MAYBE YOU'LL STOP ASKING ME 314 00:12:37,858 --> 00:12:40,293 WHY I'M ALWAYS WEARING MY UNIFORM. 315 00:12:40,327 --> 00:12:42,195 JUST TRYING TO PROTECT A CITIZEN. 316 00:12:42,229 --> 00:12:43,396 YEAH. 317 00:12:43,430 --> 00:12:45,065 WELL, I GOT TO GO. 318 00:13:17,197 --> 00:13:19,132 YES, CAN I HELP YOU? 319 00:13:19,166 --> 00:13:21,434 ARE YOU MR. IZAMOTO? YES. 320 00:13:21,468 --> 00:13:23,003 MY NAME IS TAYLOR, FROM MAYBERRY. 321 00:13:23,036 --> 00:13:24,404 OH, YES. VERY HAPPY. 322 00:13:24,437 --> 00:13:26,239 WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU, SIR? 323 00:13:26,273 --> 00:13:28,842 YOU WISH TO LEARN THE NOBLE ART OF JUDO? 324 00:13:28,876 --> 00:13:30,043 NO, NOTHING LIKE THAT. 325 00:13:30,077 --> 00:13:31,244 UM... 326 00:13:31,278 --> 00:13:32,913 ACTUALLY, I'D LIKE SOME INFORMATION 327 00:13:32,946 --> 00:13:34,581 ABOUT ONE OF YOUR STUDENTS. 328 00:13:34,614 --> 00:13:37,184 OH, YES, I HAVE SOME FINE STUDENTS HERE. 329 00:13:37,217 --> 00:13:39,452 WHICH ONE DID YOU WANT TO KNOW ABOUT? 330 00:13:39,486 --> 00:13:40,954 BARNEY FIFE. 331 00:13:40,988 --> 00:13:42,422 OH, BARNEY. 332 00:13:42,455 --> 00:13:45,025 OH, YES. BARNEY FIFE. 333 00:13:45,058 --> 00:13:46,994 VERY FINE MAN. 334 00:13:47,027 --> 00:13:47,995 YES, HE IS. 335 00:13:48,028 --> 00:13:48,996 IS HE A GOOD STUDENT? 336 00:13:49,029 --> 00:13:50,297 EXCELLENT STUDENT. 337 00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:51,965 HE TRY VERY HARD. 338 00:13:51,999 --> 00:13:55,602 WELL, I'D LIKE YOUR PROFESSIONAL OPINION ABOUT SOMETHING. 339 00:13:55,635 --> 00:13:59,039 SUPPOSE TOMORROW BARNEY WERE TO GET INTO A FIGHT 340 00:13:59,072 --> 00:14:00,307 WITH ANOTHER FELLA. 341 00:14:00,340 --> 00:14:02,209 COULD HE HANDLE HIMSELF? 342 00:14:02,242 --> 00:14:04,111 VERY HARD QUESTION. 343 00:14:04,144 --> 00:14:07,414 HOW MUCH DOES OTHER FELLOW WEIGH? 344 00:14:07,447 --> 00:14:09,950 UM, 200 POUNDS. 345 00:14:09,983 --> 00:14:11,885 YOU A FRIEND OF BARNEY'S? 346 00:14:11,919 --> 00:14:13,053 YES, A VERY GOOD FRIEND. 347 00:14:13,086 --> 00:14:14,387 THEN YOU STOP THAT FIGHT. 348 00:14:14,421 --> 00:14:15,622 THAT MAN KILL BARNEY. 349 00:14:17,457 --> 00:14:19,592 I SEE. 350 00:14:19,626 --> 00:14:22,629 AROUND HERE, YOU KNOW WE CALL BARNEY "THE CHICKEN." 351 00:14:22,662 --> 00:14:24,664 CHICKEN. AFRAID, HUH? 352 00:14:24,697 --> 00:14:26,666 OH, NO. NOT AFRAID. 353 00:14:26,699 --> 00:14:29,636 HE GOT BONES LIKE CHICKEN. WEAK BONES. 354 00:14:29,669 --> 00:14:32,039 THEY SNAP. SNAP LIKE THIS. 355 00:14:33,673 --> 00:14:35,608 NOT MUCH GOOD AT IT, HUH? 356 00:14:35,642 --> 00:14:38,445 NOT MUCH. HE TRY VERY HARD. 357 00:14:38,478 --> 00:14:40,480 BUT HE NO CAN CUT IT. 358 00:14:40,513 --> 00:14:42,983 THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT. 359 00:14:43,016 --> 00:14:45,218 WELL, THANK YOU, MR. IZAMOTO. 360 00:14:45,252 --> 00:14:47,120 YOU'VE BEEN VERY KIND. 361 00:14:47,154 --> 00:14:49,122 BUT YOU STOP THAT FIGHT. 362 00:14:49,156 --> 00:14:51,091 I LIKE BARNEY VERY MUCH. 363 00:14:51,124 --> 00:14:52,993 NOT WANT HIM TO GET HURT. 364 00:14:53,026 --> 00:14:54,227 DON'T WORRY. 365 00:14:58,698 --> 00:15:00,433 MR. IZAMOTO... 366 00:15:00,467 --> 00:15:01,668 YES? 367 00:15:01,701 --> 00:15:04,304 WHAT SIZE SUIT YOU WEAR? 368 00:15:06,439 --> 00:15:08,441 HOW YOU DOING, FRED? 369 00:15:08,475 --> 00:15:10,143 SHERIFF. 370 00:15:10,177 --> 00:15:13,013 HEY, FRED, YOU STILL SORE AT MY DEPUTY? 371 00:15:13,046 --> 00:15:14,714 THAT'S MY BUSINESS, SHERIFF. 372 00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:16,216 I REALIZE THAT. 373 00:15:16,249 --> 00:15:18,585 AIN'T NO USE HOLDING A GRUDGE, THOUGH. 374 00:15:18,618 --> 00:15:21,288 WHY WON'T YOU LET BYGONES BE BYGONES? 375 00:15:21,321 --> 00:15:24,091 LOOK, SHERIFF, THIS HAS GOT NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU. 376 00:15:24,124 --> 00:15:26,559 THIS IS STRICTLY BETWEEN HIM AND ME. 377 00:15:26,593 --> 00:15:28,428 OH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 378 00:15:28,461 --> 00:15:32,265 BUT I, UH...I FEEL IT ONLY FAIR TO WARN YOU 379 00:15:32,299 --> 00:15:35,568 YOU'D BE DOING THIS AT YOUR OWN RISK. 380 00:15:35,602 --> 00:15:37,737 RISK? WHAT RISK? 381 00:15:37,770 --> 00:15:40,440 WELL, BARNEY'S PRETTY GOOD AT JUDO. 382 00:15:40,473 --> 00:15:43,210 HE'S BEEN STUDYING FOR OVER A YEAR. 383 00:15:43,243 --> 00:15:46,246 YOU LET ME CATCH HIM OUT OF HIS UNIFORM JUST ONCE -- 384 00:15:46,279 --> 00:15:48,015 I'LL JUDO HIM. 385 00:15:48,048 --> 00:15:49,282 YOU WON'T CHANGE YOUR MIND, HUH? 386 00:15:50,350 --> 00:15:53,720 WELL, JUST SO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GETTING INTO. 387 00:15:53,753 --> 00:15:57,024 'CAUSE THIS THING 388 00:15:57,057 --> 00:15:59,059 MIGHT BE COMING TO A HEAD PRETTY SOON. 389 00:15:59,092 --> 00:16:01,394 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 390 00:16:01,428 --> 00:16:03,997 WELL, THE DANCE TONIGHT, AND EVERYTHING. 391 00:16:04,031 --> 00:16:05,265 YEAH? 392 00:16:05,298 --> 00:16:07,400 BARNEY WILL BE OUT OF UNIFORM. 393 00:16:07,434 --> 00:16:08,701 YEAH? 394 00:16:08,735 --> 00:16:11,071 YEAH, HE'S PICKING HIS GIRL UP ABOUT 8:00. 395 00:16:11,104 --> 00:16:12,572 HIS SUIT'S IN THE COURTHOUSE, 396 00:16:12,605 --> 00:16:14,741 AND HE'LL BE COMING BY HERE IN HIS CIVVIES 397 00:16:14,774 --> 00:16:16,343 OH, AROUND A QUARTER TO 8:00. 398 00:16:16,376 --> 00:16:18,245 QUARTER TO 8:00, HUH? 399 00:16:18,278 --> 00:16:22,349 YEAH. I SURE HATE TO SEE YOU TANGLE WITH BARNEY. 400 00:16:43,370 --> 00:16:46,473 OKAY, BARN, I'LL SEE YOU LATER AT THE DANCE. 401 00:17:12,299 --> 00:17:14,634 JUST A MINUTE. 402 00:17:16,136 --> 00:17:17,204 WHO IS IT? 403 00:17:17,237 --> 00:17:18,805 Andy: IT'S ME, BARN. 404 00:17:18,838 --> 00:17:20,107 OH. 405 00:17:22,175 --> 00:17:23,310 HI. 406 00:17:23,343 --> 00:17:24,611 IS THAT THE WAY THEY'RE WEARING THEM? 407 00:17:24,644 --> 00:17:25,812 YOU FORGOT YOUR SUIT. 408 00:17:25,845 --> 00:17:27,547 THOUGHT I'D BRING IT OVER 409 00:17:27,580 --> 00:17:29,482 IN CASE YOU'D CHANGED YOUR MIND 410 00:17:29,516 --> 00:17:31,384 ABOUT WEARING IT TO THE DANCE. 411 00:17:31,418 --> 00:17:33,453 WELL, I DIDN'T CHANGE MY MIND. 412 00:17:33,486 --> 00:17:35,822 I TOLD YOU I'M WEARING THE UNIFORM. 413 00:17:35,855 --> 00:17:37,657 'CAUSE OF FRED PLUMMER, HUH? 414 00:17:37,690 --> 00:17:38,858 THAT'S RIGHT. 415 00:17:38,891 --> 00:17:41,228 I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO FIGHT THE MAN. 416 00:17:41,261 --> 00:17:42,429 YOU KNOW WHY. 417 00:17:42,462 --> 00:17:44,631 YEAH, I KNOW WHY. I KNOW WHY. 418 00:17:44,664 --> 00:17:46,233 BUT SUPPOSE HE DON'T KNOW WHY? 419 00:17:46,266 --> 00:17:48,135 SUPPOSE HE THINKS YOU'RE AFRAID OF HIM? 420 00:17:48,168 --> 00:17:49,769 WELL, LET HIM THINK IT. 421 00:17:49,802 --> 00:17:52,205 IT'S BETTER THAN HIM GETTING A BROKEN ARM OR A LEG OR SOMETHING. 422 00:17:52,239 --> 00:17:53,840 YOU KNOW, SOMEBODY OUGHT TO TELL HIM 423 00:17:53,873 --> 00:17:55,708 ABOUT THAT JUDO AND WISE HIM UP. 424 00:17:55,742 --> 00:17:57,110 I DID. 425 00:17:57,144 --> 00:17:58,778 TALKED TO HIM THIS AFTERNOON. 426 00:17:58,811 --> 00:18:00,180 YOU DID? 427 00:18:00,213 --> 00:18:01,848 YEAH, YEAH, I TOLD HIM 428 00:18:01,881 --> 00:18:05,818 HOW YOU WERE AN EXPERT ON JUDO AND EVERYTHING. 429 00:18:05,852 --> 00:18:08,455 I DON'T THINK HE BELIEVED IT. 430 00:18:08,488 --> 00:18:10,690 HE DIDN'T, HUH? MNH. 431 00:18:10,723 --> 00:18:12,892 YOU KNOW, BARN, I'VE THOUGHT ABOUT THIS THING 432 00:18:12,925 --> 00:18:14,461 BETWEEN YOU AND FRED PLUMMER. 433 00:18:14,494 --> 00:18:15,828 I'VE THOUGHT ABOUT IT A LOT. 434 00:18:15,862 --> 00:18:17,230 YOU HAVE? 435 00:18:17,264 --> 00:18:18,531 YEAH. 436 00:18:18,565 --> 00:18:21,268 I THINK YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO FACE UP TO HIM 437 00:18:21,301 --> 00:18:22,502 SOONER OR LATER. 438 00:18:22,535 --> 00:18:24,671 JUST BECAUSE OF WHAT YOU ARE. 439 00:18:24,704 --> 00:18:26,506 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 440 00:18:26,539 --> 00:18:29,409 BARN, YOU'RE A SYMBOL OF THE LAW JUST LIKE I AM. 441 00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:31,344 WE'RE BOTH SYMBOLS OF THE LAW. 442 00:18:31,378 --> 00:18:32,812 AND WHEN PEOPLE LOOK AT US 443 00:18:32,845 --> 00:18:35,882 THEY DON'T JUST SEE BARNEY FIFE AND ANDY TAYLOR. 444 00:18:35,915 --> 00:18:38,218 THEY SEE THE LAW, AND MORE THAN THAT 445 00:18:38,251 --> 00:18:39,919 THEY HAVE RESPECT FOR THE LAW 446 00:18:39,952 --> 00:18:42,355 AND WE'VE WORKED A LONG TIME TO GET THAT RESPECT 447 00:18:42,389 --> 00:18:44,491 AND I DON'T THINK WE OUGHT TO GIVE IT UP. 448 00:18:44,524 --> 00:18:48,461 YEAH, I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT ABOUT THAT, ANGE. 449 00:18:48,495 --> 00:18:49,696 YEAH. 450 00:18:49,729 --> 00:18:51,398 AND IT'S NOT SOMETHING THAT SHOULD BE TIED 451 00:18:51,431 --> 00:18:53,166 TO WHAT WE'RE WEARING, EITHER. 452 00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:56,436 I MEAN, WE OUGHT TO HAVE IT WHETHER WE'RE WEARING A UNIFORM 453 00:18:56,469 --> 00:18:57,904 OR A SALT-AND-PEPPER SUIT. 454 00:18:57,937 --> 00:19:00,373 IF IT'S SOMETHING WE PUT ON IN THE MORNING 455 00:19:00,407 --> 00:19:02,575 AND TAKE OFF AT NIGHT, WE GOT NOTHING. 456 00:19:02,609 --> 00:19:05,345 YOU SEE THAT, DON'T YOU, BARN? 457 00:19:06,813 --> 00:19:09,882 WE'RE LAWMEN NO MATTER WHAT WE'RE WEARING. 458 00:19:13,653 --> 00:19:16,155 YEAH, I SEE THAT, ANGE. 459 00:19:22,595 --> 00:19:26,266 THERE'S A LIGHT ON DOWN THERE AT FOLEY'S. 460 00:19:26,299 --> 00:19:28,768 FRED MIGHT STILL BE WORKING. 461 00:19:28,801 --> 00:19:31,604 OH, THAT'S PROBABLY MR. FOLEY. 462 00:19:31,638 --> 00:19:33,506 OH, NO, NOT AT NIGHT. 463 00:19:33,540 --> 00:19:36,343 I THINK IT'S PROBABLY FRED. 464 00:19:37,710 --> 00:19:39,712 BE A GOOD TIME TO TALK TO HIM. 465 00:20:21,788 --> 00:20:22,989 FRED? 466 00:20:23,022 --> 00:20:25,358 YEAH? 467 00:20:26,493 --> 00:20:27,460 I'M HERE. 468 00:20:27,494 --> 00:20:29,028 I SEE YOU ARE. 469 00:20:29,061 --> 00:20:30,797 I'M NOT WEARING MY UNIFORM. 470 00:20:32,031 --> 00:20:33,833 SO I SEE. 471 00:20:33,866 --> 00:20:36,869 WELL, FRED, I JUST WANTED TO TELL YOU THIS -- 472 00:20:36,903 --> 00:20:39,972 WHETHER I'M WEARING MY UNIFORM OR NOT 473 00:20:40,006 --> 00:20:42,475 IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY DIFFERENCE 474 00:20:42,509 --> 00:20:45,278 BECAUSE I'M A SYMBOL OF THE LAW. 475 00:20:45,312 --> 00:20:46,946 AND YOU GOT TO HAVE RESPECT 476 00:20:46,979 --> 00:20:48,781 FOR THE LAW, FRED. 477 00:20:48,815 --> 00:20:53,753 ANDY AND ME, WE'VE WORKED A LONG TIME TO GET THAT RESPECT 478 00:20:53,786 --> 00:20:56,923 AND WE'RE NOT GOING TO GIVE IT UP. 479 00:20:58,491 --> 00:20:59,659 UNDERSTAND? 480 00:20:59,692 --> 00:21:01,594 YEAH, YEAH, I UNDERSTAND. 481 00:21:01,628 --> 00:21:03,696 YOU DO? SURE. 482 00:21:03,730 --> 00:21:05,665 SURE. WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT? 483 00:21:07,099 --> 00:21:09,536 WELL, I JUST WANTED YOU TO KNOW. 484 00:21:09,569 --> 00:21:11,871 OH, OH, I KNOW. I KNOW. 485 00:21:11,904 --> 00:21:13,740 YOU KNOW, THAT JUDO IS SOMETHING AWFUL. 486 00:21:13,773 --> 00:21:16,042 YOU COULD KILL A PERSON WITH THAT. 487 00:21:16,075 --> 00:21:17,510 YEAH. 488 00:21:17,544 --> 00:21:20,313 WELL, ANDY SAID YOU DIDN'T BELIEVE IT. 489 00:21:20,347 --> 00:21:22,582 WELL, I DO NOW. OH? 490 00:21:23,783 --> 00:21:25,385 YOU DO? SURE. 491 00:21:26,786 --> 00:21:29,956 OH, WELL... 492 00:21:29,989 --> 00:21:31,391 WELL, FROM NOW ON, FRED, 493 00:21:31,424 --> 00:21:33,526 WHEN I GIVE YOU A WARNING OR AN ORDER, 494 00:21:33,560 --> 00:21:35,628 I WANT YOU TO LISTEN, YOU UNDERSTAND? 495 00:21:35,662 --> 00:21:37,397 SURE, SURE. 496 00:21:38,831 --> 00:21:41,734 AND WHEN I SAY NO MORE TRASH IN THE STREET 497 00:21:41,768 --> 00:21:44,371 I MEAN NO MORE TRASH IN THE STREET. 498 00:21:44,404 --> 00:21:45,672 NOW, IS THAT CLEAR? 499 00:21:45,705 --> 00:21:47,507 IT'S CLEAR. IT'S CLEAR. 500 00:21:47,540 --> 00:21:48,941 IT WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN. 501 00:21:48,975 --> 00:21:50,943 WELL, I GOT TO BE GOING NOW. 502 00:21:50,977 --> 00:21:52,379 RIGHT. 503 00:22:06,859 --> 00:22:08,828 EVERYTHING OKAY? OH, YEAH. 504 00:22:08,861 --> 00:22:11,097 HOW'D IT GO? NO TROUBLE. 505 00:22:11,130 --> 00:22:13,633 I TOLD HIM THE SAME THING I TOLD YOU. 506 00:22:13,666 --> 00:22:16,469 I'M A SYMBOL OF THE LAW WHETHER I'M WEARING A UNIFORM 507 00:22:16,503 --> 00:22:17,837 OR THE OLD SALT-AND-PEPPER. 508 00:22:17,870 --> 00:22:19,872 HE GIVES ME COMPLETE RESPECT OR ELSE. 509 00:22:19,906 --> 00:22:21,508 HE GOT THE MESSAGE. 510 00:22:21,541 --> 00:22:23,843 YOU KNOW, THE BIGGER THEY ARE, THE BIGGER THEY CRUMBLE. 511 00:22:23,876 --> 00:22:25,745 LET'S GO, ANGE. THE GIRLS ARE WAITING. 512 00:22:25,778 --> 00:22:26,979 RIGHT, TIGER. 513 00:22:41,193 --> 00:22:42,595 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 514 00:22:42,629 --> 00:22:44,831 OH, HI, ANGE. OH, JUST PRACTICING MY JUDO. 515 00:22:44,864 --> 00:22:46,599 GOT TO GO TO CLASS TONIGHT. 516 00:22:46,633 --> 00:22:48,100 OH, YEAH. THURSDAY NIGHT. 517 00:22:48,134 --> 00:22:49,536 YEAH. 518 00:22:51,871 --> 00:22:54,441 BARN, I'VE BEEN MEANING TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT THAT JUDO. 519 00:22:54,474 --> 00:22:56,075 NOW, THAT MAY BE OKAY FOR SOME FOLKS, 520 00:22:56,108 --> 00:22:58,077 BUT IF I WAS YOU, I WOULDN'T FOOL WITH IT. 521 00:22:58,110 --> 00:22:59,579 ARE YOU KIDDING, ANDY? 522 00:22:59,612 --> 00:23:01,481 THIS IS THE GREATEST SELF-DEFENSE IN THE WORLD. 523 00:23:01,514 --> 00:23:03,483 YOU CAN BREAK A MAN'S ARM WITH THIS STUFF. 524 00:23:03,516 --> 00:23:05,418 YEAH, YOU GET AHOLD OF A BIG, STRONG GUY, 525 00:23:05,452 --> 00:23:07,053 HE'LL BREAK YOUR ARM. 526 00:23:07,086 --> 00:23:09,422 OH, THE BIGGER THEY ARE, THE HARDER THEY FALL. ARE YOU KIDDING? 527 00:23:09,456 --> 00:23:10,957 WELL, BARN -- 528 00:23:10,990 --> 00:23:12,592 LOOK, LET ME SHOW YOU SOMETHING WE'RE GONNA WORK ON TONIGHT. 529 00:23:12,625 --> 00:23:14,861 NOW, THIS IS A KNIFE. THIS RULER? 530 00:23:14,894 --> 00:23:16,128 YEAH. TAKE THIS KNIFE AND TRY TO RUN ME THROUGH. 531 00:23:16,162 --> 00:23:18,030 STAND RIGHT OVER HERE AND KIND OF RUN AT ME. 532 00:23:18,064 --> 00:23:20,199 GET A RUNNING START AT ME. WHAT IF I RUN YOU THROUGH? 533 00:23:20,232 --> 00:23:21,734 YOU AIN'T GONNA HURT ME. 534 00:23:21,768 --> 00:23:23,470 JUST COME RIGHT AT ME. I'LL GIVE YOU THE SIGNAL. 535 00:23:23,503 --> 00:23:24,737 AND RUN YOU THROUGH? 536 00:23:24,771 --> 00:23:25,972 TRY AND RUN ME THROUGH. WATCH WHAT I DO. 537 00:23:26,005 --> 00:23:27,206 OKAY. HYAH! 538 00:23:27,239 --> 00:23:28,641 HOLD IT! 539 00:23:36,248 --> 00:23:38,818 HAH! YEAH. 540 00:23:38,851 --> 00:23:40,753 YOU GONNA DO ALL THAT TO ME? 541 00:23:40,787 --> 00:23:43,122 I AIN'T GONNA HURT YOU. GET OVER THERE. 542 00:23:43,155 --> 00:23:45,658 RIGHT AT ME, NOW. REALLY TRY TO GET ME. 543 00:23:45,692 --> 00:23:47,760 RUN YOU RIGHT THROUGH. HYAH! HAH! 544 00:23:50,497 --> 00:23:51,664 LET LOOSE, ANDY. 545 00:23:51,698 --> 00:23:53,032 HUH? LET LOOSE. 546 00:23:55,001 --> 00:23:57,570 YOU DIDN'T DO IT RIGHT. I'M SORRY. 547 00:23:57,604 --> 00:23:59,005 THIS TIME, DO THE OVERHAND THING. 548 00:23:59,038 --> 00:24:00,973 COME DOWN AND STAB ME LIKE THAT. 549 00:24:01,007 --> 00:24:03,710 'CAUSE I WANT TO SHOW YOU WHAT I'M GOING TO DO. 550 00:24:03,743 --> 00:24:05,044 OKAY. GET OVER THERE. 551 00:24:05,077 --> 00:24:06,613 OKAY. DO IT SLOW MOTION FIRST. 552 00:24:06,646 --> 00:24:08,247 I WANT TO SHOW YOU WHAT I'M GOING TO DO. 553 00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:10,082 OKAY. SLOW MOTION. GO AHEAD. READY? 554 00:24:10,116 --> 00:24:12,218 HY! HAH! 555 00:24:15,855 --> 00:24:17,189 SEE THAT? THAT'S A BLOCK. 556 00:24:17,223 --> 00:24:18,858 OH. NOW I JUST DO THIS, SEE? 557 00:24:18,891 --> 00:24:21,093 AND THAT'S LEVERAGE. UH-HUH. 558 00:24:21,127 --> 00:24:22,562 SEE? NO MATTER HOW BIG THE GUY IS, 559 00:24:22,595 --> 00:24:24,497 YOU JUST PIN HIM RIGHT DOWN TO THE FLOOR. 560 00:24:24,531 --> 00:24:26,933 YOU SEE THAT? THAT'S GOOD. THAT'S REALLY GOOD. 561 00:24:26,966 --> 00:24:28,601 REALLY COME AT ME THIS TIME. 562 00:24:39,011 --> 00:24:40,179 LET ME UP, ANGE. 563 00:24:40,212 --> 00:24:41,714 HUH? LET ME UP. 564 00:24:41,748 --> 00:24:43,182 I GOT TO GO TO CLASS.