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Translation and subtitles: M. Jahanbakhsh
tlgrm.me/i11uminati

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The whole hall was filled with blood

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And then I removed his head from tension

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His guts were spread everywhere

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And then, I ate his eyeball

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So that he can never go back
To find Valhalla

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I think I should retire for a while

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It's true that it's hard, but okay
Life means gaining new experiences

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And surely this is one of those experiences

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In short, I left Australia

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And I came to Daryl

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hello

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We pay the rent together
And of course we divided the tasks

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He does most of the cleaning

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Because people do more dirty work there

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I am the prince of another world

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And in the big palaces
I lived bright and golden

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That's why this situation is everywhere

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...kind of funny, but

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Well, let's move on

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The tour is wonderful
Kind, very strong

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The point of the comments has its own

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But there is another side
It can be boring

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i won

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He can't bear to lose at all

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He does more of the same things
He ruined my toy

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This was a family heirloom

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And you can't say such things to him

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That's why I sit down and clean up his messes

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As if the concept of time is not defined for him

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For example, I say
"Bills come every two weeks"

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But it seems like a habit for some time
It is about a few hundred years old

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Because he says it often
"Next century, I'll pay it"

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Even though I can't pay the rent

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This is pumpkin
These are Asgardian coins

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None of them have any value here

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In Asgard, the value of those coins
The same coins

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Humans are worth billions of dollars
Is it okay?

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This one billion, you have become rich
This is a billion

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A billion, a billion, a billion

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Nobody crushes these -
go to the market

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Set up a booth, okay?

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Hit: Asgardian goods

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Former tour belongings

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I am a famous person
They are sold as soon as they drink water

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Maybe you should think about finding a job

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work? are you serious -
yes -

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I have work
Do you know what I do?

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I will save the earth

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Maybe you should go to work yourself
what do you think

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I have work -
serious? -

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You sit at the machine and press the button
And you write a whole word

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Wow, that's called information.
"Information is power

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There is no news about this. Information is not power
This is called power

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The brain is a muscle

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And this is muscle
This is muscle

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And these are also muscles
It's all about muscle

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As a result, my whole being has been taken over by the brain
My brain is much bigger than yours

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...so don't you think it's better that

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I think we need a servant

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But I don't think we can hire a servant -
We need to get a maid -

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I don't think we can get a maid.
Oh John! So what?

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I will hire a servant

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I told him at the end of our discussion
"Can you pay your share of the rent?"

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It ended up that
"I'm hiring a maid"


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I don't think these two
What do they have to do with each other?

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Well, Shane, it's not that hard to be honest
The same usual work

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You are electrifying this friend of ours

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After struggles and wars too
that you clean my armor

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Blood, sweat, pus and dirt accumulate in their eyes

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You sharpen my sword
You write epic stories

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But Shane, the main thing that
You are going to do it as my servant

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This is to find a job and
pay my rent

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And I will pay you with Asgardian gold
what do you think

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great
So employment

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Now go get me a drink

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He is actually an illegal alien

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I am worried when they knock on the door

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and ask him
"Where's your passport?"

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We were all close friends

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And then they disagree on something
They got angry together, and then they had a fight

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But none of them bothered themselves
to call me

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This is another one of those things
You are going to learn in life

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That no friendship is permanent

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That nothing is eternal
nothing

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Earth is where I fell in love

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And I feel like my second home

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And I have a strong sense of protecting people

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Because they are very miserable and ridiculous creatures

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let's go to sleep

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Now it's just me and Daryl -
yes -

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And we don't need anyone else

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Best friends forever

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We have to make you some clothes.
yes -

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Like a cloak, something

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Yeah, whatever is fine

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See how this is?
Do you want to hold it in your hand?

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I want

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Translation and subtitles: M. Jahanbakhsh
tlgrm.me/i11uminati