1
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I pee every morning at seven

2
00:00:26,960 --> 00:00:29,952
and at eight I'm going to take a shit.
- Oh, so early?

3
00:00:30,200 --> 00:00:34,034
And when do you get up?
- Well, at nine.

4
00:00:36,640 --> 00:00:39,518
You laugh at every kind of crap.
Morning. 'Paramedia'?

5
00:00:39,720 --> 00:00:42,109
Mr. Gogonea?
- Yes. - Get in.

6
00:00:42,760 --> 00:00:46,230
Do you know the way? - Not exactly.
- I'll show you where to go.

7
00:00:49,800 --> 00:00:52,792
I did not understand that.
What does 'paramedia' actually mean?

8
00:00:54,320 --> 00:00:57,949
We make films about paranormal things
and sell them to the highest bidder.

9
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Mr Cretu, also called Donald,
is the driver.

10
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This is Runcu, assistant and photographer.

11
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This is Mafalda.
Sound engineer, editor and 'medium'.

12
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Gogonea.

13
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Tell me, mayor, it happened there
have strange things been happening for a long time?

14
00:01:21,360 --> 00:01:23,828
Back then there was first of all
this pretty girl.

15
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I was young.
I was still called 'Gogonica'.

16
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Leave that alone
with the girl when you were young.

17
00:01:29,720 --> 00:01:33,474
Better tell me what's been going on lately.
- Well, the election of '45.

18
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Everyone voted for the Liberals
and the communists won.

19
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Forget that from back then. We want
something paranormal from today.

20
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What is normal today?
- Oh man, I can't believe it.

21
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Is this the new road?
Damn it, turn down the music!

22
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Is this the new road?
- Yes, built with EU money.

23
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But it's not enough at the back and front.

24
00:02:09,720 --> 00:02:12,553
Mafalda, don't you think so?
that there is something funny in the air?

25
00:02:13,440 --> 00:02:15,795
Yes, I have to pee,
my bladder is about to burst.

26
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There are environmentally friendly ones here
Toilets, mayor? - Yes, everywhere.

27
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It couldn't be more environmentally friendly.

28
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And with zero investment.

29
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This is how we fight drought.

30
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Because the irrigation doesn't work either.

31
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Will the film be broadcast this month?
We have local elections.

32
00:03:04,600 --> 00:03:07,319
Don't know.
Depends on what we find.

33
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Drive slower.

34
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Take a picture of the old woman.

35
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Who is that?
What was this place before?

36
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A village. The communists destroyed it,
to build a factory.

37
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And now the clever capitalists are taking action
the factory down,

38
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to rebuild the village.

39
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A holiday village.

40
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Hold on. Who is that, brother?

41
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She brings us breakfast.
- In an expired can.

42
00:04:05,040 --> 00:04:07,634
This is Marinela. Hello, Marinela!

43
00:04:09,080 --> 00:04:12,072
Well, boys, what do you want:
together or separately?

44
00:04:12,680 --> 00:04:16,309
Stop it, don't make a fool of yourself.
They come from television. - Yes?

45
00:04:16,720 --> 00:04:19,439
Sorry,
But today I'm only wearing cotton stockings.

46
00:04:19,640 --> 00:04:21,278
Yes, yes, that's good!

47
00:04:21,800 --> 00:04:24,189
Well, my handsome? What's up?
Do you have courage?

48
00:04:24,800 --> 00:04:28,315
No, I have no courage.
- Don't be so shy, my friend.

49
00:04:28,520 --> 00:04:32,513
It's a shame, because I could show you things
which only a few girls can do today.

50
00:04:34,760 --> 00:04:36,830
The woman is fabulous.
- Marinela.

51
00:04:36,960 --> 00:04:40,475
Marinela Cretu.
- I worked at the post office.

52
00:04:41,800 --> 00:04:43,358
Yes, crazy.
- That's enough.

53
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At the post office I counted on words.

54
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Home after the length.

55
00:04:50,680 --> 00:04:54,389
Oh no!
- I was the most famous whore in the country.

56
00:04:54,520 --> 00:04:58,069
Right, Gogonica? - Correct.
- Stop talking.

57
00:04:58,200 --> 00:05:01,351
I like
short conversations and long birding.

58
00:05:04,760 --> 00:05:06,398
Come on, boys, come on!

59
00:05:06,600 --> 00:05:08,909
Who wants to be first?

60
00:05:09,120 --> 00:05:11,429
Marinela...
- Get your hands off my ass!

61
00:05:11,840 --> 00:05:13,990
Son of a bitch!

62
00:05:16,080 --> 00:05:17,752
Yes.

63
00:05:24,080 --> 00:05:26,799
Mayor, you wanted
put in a good word for me,

64
00:05:26,920 --> 00:05:30,913
so I can teach!
- What do you want to teach? - Religion!

65
00:05:42,440 --> 00:05:44,192
Cretu, hold on.

66
00:05:55,120 --> 00:05:57,793
What happened here?

67
00:05:58,520 --> 00:06:00,954
Say it, mayor.

68
00:06:29,640 --> 00:06:31,790
Yay!!!!

69
00:06:50,320 --> 00:06:52,880
Iancu, your father is looking for you!

70
00:07:49,680 --> 00:07:53,036
I asked you something!
- What?

71
00:07:53,200 --> 00:07:55,839
I asked you, was it Iancu?
- It was Iancu!

72
00:07:55,960 --> 00:07:58,155
Shut up, woman,
it wasn't Iancu.

73
00:07:58,280 --> 00:08:01,875
It was Iancu! - No!
Finally shut your mouth. Shut your mouth!

74
00:08:02,040 --> 00:08:04,349
Be quiet! - If it hadn't been him,
it would be someone else.

75
00:08:04,480 --> 00:08:07,677
If it was good, then he was good.
- What are you talking about? Shut your mouth!

76
00:08:07,880 --> 00:08:10,952
I won't! - Hello mum.
- Are you coming home too, you whore?

77
00:08:11,080 --> 00:08:16,200
Leave her alone, you drunk! - Shut up,
otherwise I'll wipe the floor with you.

78
00:08:16,320 --> 00:08:19,039
You always stick by her
and she fucks with Vrabie's son.

79
00:08:19,320 --> 00:08:22,676
He's sleeping with me? Are you crazy?
- Be quiet! Where have you been?

80
00:08:22,800 --> 00:08:25,712
I wanted to buy lamp oil.
- And where is it? - There was none!

81
00:08:26,120 --> 00:08:27,951
There wasn't one? You little bitch!

82
00:08:28,280 --> 00:08:30,953
I know where you were. You have you
get laid by Iancu.

83
00:08:31,440 --> 00:08:34,591
You're probably not even wearing underpants!
- Shame on you, old man!

84
00:08:34,720 --> 00:08:36,631
Shut up!
- Come on, hit me!

85
00:08:36,840 --> 00:08:39,434
Then I'll light a fire under your ass!
- Mommy...

86
00:08:44,120 --> 00:08:46,839
I go to the pub and ask,
whether they have petroleum.

87
00:08:46,960 --> 00:08:50,919
If so, I'll buy a liter
and force yourself to drink the stuff, woman.

88
00:08:51,160 --> 00:08:54,311
You just want to go drinking, right?
- Oh, please, shut up.

89
00:08:54,520 --> 00:08:58,115
I won't.
- Come here, little one. Come to daddy.

90
00:09:00,440 --> 00:09:03,079
I conceived you while drunk.

91
00:09:03,320 --> 00:09:07,233
But you inherit everything once. - Yes,
Give it away to the communists.

92
00:09:07,520 --> 00:09:10,717
Do you hear what she says?
Should I kill her, just strangle her?

93
00:09:10,920 --> 00:09:14,310
Come on, father, go to the pub
and drink a drink to all of us.

94
00:09:14,520 --> 00:09:17,114
Daddy's clever little daughter, come here.

95
00:09:18,520 --> 00:09:20,397
Our daughter.

96
00:09:21,160 --> 00:09:24,277
Vabrie's son is lucky to have you.

97
00:09:26,560 --> 00:09:29,279
You whore, ugh!
- Finally leave her alone!

98
00:09:29,400 --> 00:09:32,915
You don't have to cook tonight,
for you will drink kerosene.

99
00:09:33,240 --> 00:09:36,710
Both of them.
- Go away, you monster!

100
00:09:36,960 --> 00:09:40,953
And get Mutu's wife work,
because she's not even good as a whore!

101
00:09:41,120 --> 00:09:43,714
You're a good-for-nothing! Get out!

102
00:09:43,840 --> 00:09:45,796
And don't ever say I'm a whore again!

103
00:09:47,480 --> 00:09:49,914
You are the last! Go away.

104
00:09:50,120 --> 00:09:54,796
Come to the pub!
- Father-in-law, is work going well?

105
00:09:55,280 --> 00:09:59,193
Finally leave.
- Never come again!

106
00:10:01,560 --> 00:10:04,791
<i>Believe me,</i>
<i>It's better in heaven...</i>

107
00:10:05,160 --> 00:10:06,878
I'm at my wits' end.

108
00:10:55,640 --> 00:10:58,598
Good morning, Mr. Gogonea.
- Hello, Iancu. Gogonica, come!

109
00:11:01,240 --> 00:11:02,719
Come on.

110
00:11:10,080 --> 00:11:12,036
Coriolanus,
Look out, there's a screw loose.

111
00:11:13,120 --> 00:11:15,475
Where, then?
- Well, with you, man.

112
00:11:18,600 --> 00:11:20,192
Stupid bastard.

113
00:11:40,640 --> 00:11:42,119
Troop, stand still!

114
00:11:42,320 --> 00:11:44,276
Comrades, what do we want?

115
00:11:44,440 --> 00:11:47,273
We want peace, not war!

116
00:11:47,400 --> 00:11:49,436
Peace be with you!

117
00:11:49,840 --> 00:11:52,354
Peace!

118
00:11:52,960 --> 00:11:55,554
How are you, Mutu?
- Yes, yes. Understood.

119
00:12:00,800 --> 00:12:02,870
Hello, Uncle Vrabie!
- Hello, father!

120
00:12:04,360 --> 00:12:08,672
Where were you? - I was looking how high
the wheat is in the Askie field.

121
00:12:09,880 --> 00:12:12,235
Was Askies' Mara there too?

122
00:12:15,120 --> 00:12:17,156
She was there.

123
00:12:17,360 --> 00:12:18,952
Cursed.

124
00:12:19,080 --> 00:12:21,469
Finally settle the matter.

125
00:12:21,680 --> 00:12:25,958
If you've already slept with her,
then marry her!

126
00:12:26,080 --> 00:12:28,355
Why?
You don't get married in times like this.

127
00:12:28,680 --> 00:12:30,557
Sile, what do you say to that?

128
00:12:30,720 --> 00:12:32,676
Uncle Vrabie, I would also like to get married.

129
00:12:32,800 --> 00:12:35,155
But no one will take me anyway.

130
00:12:37,480 --> 00:12:40,392
Where are you going?
- To the city.

131
00:12:41,200 --> 00:12:43,714
To sell the rest of the harvest.

132
00:12:45,440 --> 00:12:48,750
Is mom at home?
- Yes, she is there.

133
00:12:48,920 --> 00:12:53,232
She prays to her icons,
but no one listens to her.

134
00:12:55,760 --> 00:12:59,275
Come on, let's get started.
Slowly, slowly, dude.

135
00:12:59,960 --> 00:13:01,757
Hello mum.

136
00:13:02,680 --> 00:13:05,672
Go over to the store.
- I come from there. How come?

137
00:13:05,920 --> 00:13:09,310
We're out of lamp oil.
- Brings daddy from town, right?

138
00:13:09,440 --> 00:13:12,398
Let's rely on the miser,
Let's die in the dark, damn it.

139
00:13:12,520 --> 00:13:14,238
God bless me.

140
00:13:15,240 --> 00:13:16,878
Sile!

141
00:13:28,400 --> 00:13:32,598
You have to bet.
Don't look so stupid.

142
00:13:33,040 --> 00:13:34,871
You have to finally bet, man.

143
00:13:37,280 --> 00:13:39,669
Marinela, it's going to be really easy.

144
00:13:39,880 --> 00:13:42,917
You provide a generator
in front of the bike and hang two cables from it.

145
00:13:43,120 --> 00:13:45,839
Then you mount a lamp at the end
and the whole village has light.

146
00:13:55,680 --> 00:13:58,240
Ulcior, one more round, four in total!

147
00:14:00,640 --> 00:14:02,517
Listen, Comrade Coriolanus...

148
00:14:03,320 --> 00:14:05,470
Romania's light comes from the east.

149
00:14:05,600 --> 00:14:08,717
If they want us to get electricity,
we get it too.

150
00:14:09,520 --> 00:14:11,476
Electrify your Pullermann.

151
00:14:15,280 --> 00:14:17,111
That was good.

152
00:14:19,080 --> 00:14:21,674
Yes, really.
- Here, your round.

153
00:14:22,120 --> 00:14:25,908
Grab it, boys!
- The main thing is that it tickles something at all.

154
00:14:28,640 --> 00:14:30,437
Man, that was very good.

155
00:14:32,160 --> 00:14:34,116
Imagine that, an electric cock!

156
00:14:35,120 --> 00:14:37,509
Coriolanus, you don't impress me.

157
00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:40,633
Just because you were in the military
and have a school leaving certificate,

158
00:14:40,760 --> 00:14:42,955
you don't impress me.

159
00:14:48,320 --> 00:14:50,276
Give that over.
Ulcior! - Yes?

160
00:14:50,480 --> 00:14:52,436
Give me a shot and a lemonade.

161
00:14:54,440 --> 00:14:57,432
Men, our time has come
even without education.

162
00:14:58,160 --> 00:15:00,355
We have been your servants long enough.

163
00:15:00,880 --> 00:15:02,836
Take it slow, Gogonea.

164
00:15:03,160 --> 00:15:05,913
You and your father
You weren't even good as a servant.

165
00:15:06,720 --> 00:15:08,517
You were lazy people.

166
00:15:08,680 --> 00:15:12,434
Mardare, you are gambling away your entire land
at the card table and think you're smart.

167
00:15:12,560 --> 00:15:15,358
I never went to school.
Look what I've become.

168
00:15:15,560 --> 00:15:18,120
I was at school and look,
what you have become.

169
00:15:21,480 --> 00:15:23,118
Now he's screwed.

170
00:15:24,240 --> 00:15:27,471
Oh man...
Don't open the flap so wide.

171
00:15:28,280 --> 00:15:31,317
Don't take it too far, men.
I was way too good to you, you weirdos.

172
00:15:36,520 --> 00:15:38,556
You rascal, what's the point?
Get out now!

173
00:15:44,280 --> 00:15:45,554
Listen!

174
00:15:45,680 --> 00:15:48,274
Whoever wants to join the party
I'm in my office.

175
00:15:48,600 --> 00:15:50,397
We'll come later.

176
00:15:52,680 --> 00:15:54,477
Yes, yes. We are all coming to you.

177
00:15:58,120 --> 00:16:04,195
What does he say then? - Wait. He doesn't want to go there
party, but rather with your mother.

178
00:16:09,160 --> 00:16:11,116
You won't be able to laugh anymore.

179
00:16:13,240 --> 00:16:15,834
Gogonica, come to your uncle,
little bedwetter.

180
00:16:16,360 --> 00:16:18,920
Got it from your aunt
looked under the skirt long enough.

181
00:16:22,160 --> 00:16:24,037
Do you want a liquor?

182
00:16:24,360 --> 00:16:26,510
You get a sip,
when you scream really loudly:

183
00:16:26,720 --> 00:16:29,837
The father is a servant of the Russians.
- The father is a servant of the Russians.

184
00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:34,629
No, no, louder.
- The father is a servant of the Russians!

185
00:16:36,640 --> 00:16:38,596
Bravo, bravo.
You can drink that.

186
00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:50,913
Where can I find the pub? - Back there!
- Is the President there?

187
00:16:52,840 --> 00:16:56,037
That's me!
- Voico Gogonea?

188
00:16:56,320 --> 00:17:01,314
Yes. -Sandru Prasti.
I am the region's cultural representative!

189
00:17:02,160 --> 00:17:04,993
The mobile cinema is here.
I'm coming with a film.

190
00:17:06,320 --> 00:17:08,834
I want to demonstrate this work on Saturday.

191
00:17:09,560 --> 00:17:12,279
Turn off the engine,
I can't understand anything!

192
00:17:12,480 --> 00:17:13,879
How?

193
00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:16,230
You have to turn off the machine
I don't hear anything!

194
00:17:16,360 --> 00:17:18,032
Then I won't be able to wear them again.

195
00:17:18,280 --> 00:17:21,875
First we bring some news,
then the film comes.

196
00:17:22,120 --> 00:17:25,396
In my opinion a masterpiece.
- Do they talk a lot?

197
00:17:25,560 --> 00:17:27,516
Yes!
There is also a lot of music.

198
00:17:27,800 --> 00:17:31,588
Then we have a problem.
We have no electricity in the village!

199
00:17:32,240 --> 00:17:37,712
Not my problem!
I inform the Comrade Chairman,

200
00:17:37,840 --> 00:17:40,308
that you
hinder the enlightenment of the people.

201
00:17:41,800 --> 00:17:45,270
You have to be careful, Gogonea.
Everyone is replaceable.

202
00:18:03,640 --> 00:18:08,031
Iancule,
the night already has your mind

203
00:18:08,720 --> 00:18:11,393
and eat away your soul.

204
00:18:19,680 --> 00:18:22,148
You will go on a journey.

205
00:18:23,080 --> 00:18:25,116
But without your soul.

206
00:18:25,720 --> 00:18:29,076
Say what you have to say and get out.
There is one for you too.

207
00:18:29,200 --> 00:18:31,430
What's that supposed to mean?
- Are you still after her?

208
00:18:31,800 --> 00:18:34,189
No.
But it's not nice to insult her like that.

209
00:18:35,400 --> 00:18:38,153
Let me.
Then go to her!

210
00:18:42,800 --> 00:18:44,916
The angel of the night brings you to your knees.

211
00:18:45,120 --> 00:18:47,680
And your dearest Mara too.

212
00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:49,791
I shit on your surface!

213
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:55,718
Farewell, Iancu.

214
00:19:17,760 --> 00:19:19,318
You damn weirdo!

215
00:19:27,360 --> 00:19:30,796
Comrade...
- To hell with your shitty party.

216
00:19:31,040 --> 00:19:33,838
How many have you convinced so far?
to join the party? None!

217
00:19:34,240 --> 00:19:36,390
I'll send you back to the factory!

218
00:19:36,640 --> 00:19:41,077
They're not that easy to convince.
- Did you convince your mother?

219
00:19:41,360 --> 00:19:44,557
Scare her. Yeah, man, threaten her. You
I have to go to the party, otherwise I'll finish you off!

220
00:19:44,720 --> 00:19:47,154
We tried it
in a democratic way, comrade.

221
00:19:47,400 --> 00:19:50,073
Democratic, you weirdo?
I'm about to go crazy!

222
00:19:50,240 --> 00:19:54,358
Don't you have one until Tuesday that's in the
Party joins, you go back to the factory.

223
00:19:55,200 --> 00:19:57,873
This is my last word!
- Yes, comrade.

224
00:19:58,280 --> 00:20:00,350
Do you believe in it?
- Yes, comrade.

225
00:20:00,760 --> 00:20:02,716
About what?!

226
00:20:05,640 --> 00:20:07,278
Well, to God.

227
00:20:07,480 --> 00:20:09,038
Get out! Get out of here!

228
00:20:09,200 --> 00:20:11,509
Get out, you damn bastards!

229
00:20:17,080 --> 00:20:20,072
What is it, Vrabie?
Do you long for us?

230
00:20:20,840 --> 00:20:23,513
Ulcior! - What do you want?
- Liquor!

231
00:20:24,440 --> 00:20:26,908
I thought you were dead. Good luck.

232
00:20:27,200 --> 00:20:30,351
I don't give a damn about your stupid jokes.
- Why are you so angry?

233
00:20:30,720 --> 00:20:34,269
I'm happy.
Nobody will believe it.

234
00:20:34,480 --> 00:20:38,598
I have something to celebrate. Six months ago
the communists stole my country.

235
00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:42,879
I wanted to get drunk in peace!
I'll give one out.

236
00:20:43,760 --> 00:20:45,716
To your well-being, Vrabie.
- Yes!

237
00:20:45,920 --> 00:20:48,798
Oh, Vrabie, now let's drink this up,
what was left

238
00:20:51,640 --> 00:20:54,552
At least I had something
what they could take away.

239
00:20:54,760 --> 00:20:57,320
Before I forget, do you have any lamp oil?

240
00:20:57,520 --> 00:20:59,511
Is not drinkable.

241
00:21:03,040 --> 00:21:05,110
I have nothing left.
Grigore asked.

242
00:21:05,280 --> 00:21:08,272
If I get something,
I'll put it aside for you.

243
00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:14,753
You philanderer,
you will become like your father!

244
00:21:14,880 --> 00:21:17,838
Your mother left him
because he was always after women!

245
00:21:18,160 --> 00:21:19,832
I can hardly believe it.

246
00:21:29,280 --> 00:21:31,396
Why is Iancu messing around with Mara?

247
00:21:33,920 --> 00:21:36,559
It's not enough for him
what he did to Smaranda?

248
00:21:36,760 --> 00:21:39,069
Tell him what happened to your daughter.

249
00:21:43,920 --> 00:21:45,512
Yes... Yes...

250
00:21:46,240 --> 00:21:48,356
Well, I didn't get her to fuck.

251
00:21:53,680 --> 00:21:56,399
idiot,
be careful what you say. - Quiet.

252
00:21:56,720 --> 00:21:59,234
What do you want?
-Hey...

253
00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:02,833
Stop it, drunk guy!

254
00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:05,070
I'll finish you!

255
00:22:05,280 --> 00:22:06,838
You giant baby!

256
00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:09,150
Just calm down!

257
00:22:09,320 --> 00:22:12,039
Stay calm. He's drunk.

258
00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:25,275
Why are you asking?
Don't put your ox in the stable?!

259
00:22:25,400 --> 00:22:28,198
Why do you let your cow into the meadow?!

260
00:22:35,160 --> 00:22:38,038
Good day.
- Father, are you lost?

261
00:22:38,720 --> 00:22:43,794
Uncle Ulcior, do you have lamp oil?
- Why do you all want oil? I don't have one.

262
00:22:44,120 --> 00:22:46,509
Iancule, come here!

263
00:22:46,920 --> 00:22:49,195
What is? You have today
Started very early, right?

264
00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:52,753
What's it to you,
when do I start drinking?

265
00:22:52,880 --> 00:22:55,838
Did you think we were friends,
just because you sleep with my daughter?

266
00:22:56,360 --> 00:22:58,237
Just take it, you bastard.

267
00:22:58,480 --> 00:23:02,359
Yes, but I'll do that.
Or maybe not?

268
00:23:03,800 --> 00:23:06,837
Oh yes.
- Yes, yes, I'll take it.

269
00:23:08,880 --> 00:23:12,839
You lousy rat.
Don't mess with me or I'll kill you!

270
00:23:13,840 --> 00:23:16,832
You son of a bitch, marry her
or leave them alone!

271
00:23:18,880 --> 00:23:20,438
Calm down!

272
00:23:21,720 --> 00:23:24,188
You're crazy.
- Be sensible.

273
00:23:24,400 --> 00:23:26,356
Not in my pub!

274
00:23:31,480 --> 00:23:33,596
Marry her or get out.

275
00:23:33,960 --> 00:23:36,349
Otherwise I'll kill her myself.

276
00:23:36,480 --> 00:23:38,550
I fathered her, I can kill her!

277
00:23:39,800 --> 00:23:43,031
Make a new child
like before.

278
00:23:48,880 --> 00:23:50,916
Hey, you don't have to get involved here.

279
00:23:51,120 --> 00:23:55,352
Stop it! - You always play the strong one,
when you're drunk.

280
00:23:55,520 --> 00:23:57,590
Not in my pub!

281
00:23:59,560 --> 00:24:01,994
Please stop, I'm marrying her!

282
00:24:13,960 --> 00:24:16,997
What do you say?
- Well, Mara, I'll marry her.

283
00:24:23,040 --> 00:24:25,918
Are you serious?
- Yes yes.

284
00:24:29,920 --> 00:24:32,480
Man, how beautiful is that!

285
00:24:32,840 --> 00:24:34,637
How beautiful is that!

286
00:24:39,560 --> 00:24:42,597
Father-in-law!
- Oh, just wonderful. Wonderful.

287
00:24:42,880 --> 00:24:46,111
Drunkard!
- Dwarf nose!

288
00:24:46,720 --> 00:24:50,156
Oh man, we're celebrating, people.
Come on, I'll buy one!

289
00:24:53,280 --> 00:24:55,840
That costs you something!

290
00:24:57,200 --> 00:25:00,431
Ulcior! Get some drinks.

291
00:25:00,680 --> 00:25:05,834
Let's drink! Be quiet. I... - You get it
her again when she is no longer a virgin!

292
00:25:06,120 --> 00:25:08,998
Dwarf, be quiet!
Shut the fuck up!

293
00:25:09,200 --> 00:25:12,033
Listen up, people:
We're having a wedding on Sunday.

294
00:25:12,280 --> 00:25:15,511
The circus comes on Sunday.
- Then next Sunday.

295
00:25:15,680 --> 00:25:18,194
No, on that Sunday
Lent begins, Vrabie.

296
00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:21,831
Thursday?

297
00:25:26,560 --> 00:25:28,869
Exactly!

298
00:25:29,120 --> 00:25:31,076
We're celebrating next Thursday!

299
00:25:31,320 --> 00:25:33,834
Great! - I like it.
- This is a good day!

300
00:25:34,520 --> 00:25:38,718
Stop, stop, stop, stop!
Does Pastor Razor like that too?

301
00:25:38,920 --> 00:25:42,674
Razor? - Yes. - If he gets a lamb,
He even married me to the dwarf.

302
00:25:47,600 --> 00:25:49,113
You're not my type.

303
00:25:52,280 --> 00:25:55,556
Lick the cat.
Go ahead and tell Mara.

304
00:25:55,800 --> 00:25:57,119
Good. Come on.

305
00:25:57,440 --> 00:26:01,319
No, I'll stay with my friends.
Maybe I'll bring lamp oil.

306
00:26:01,600 --> 00:26:03,079
Come on, come on.

307
00:26:03,640 --> 00:26:05,631
One minute, Iancu.

308
00:26:07,080 --> 00:26:10,038
Marinela, do you have time for me today?

309
00:26:11,280 --> 00:26:13,475
What do you want, freak?

310
00:26:14,400 --> 00:26:17,233
Do you have a big hangover?
for my pussy?

311
00:26:18,600 --> 00:26:23,151
Maybe you can make room for me too
between your two lovers.

312
00:26:24,720 --> 00:26:28,076
Which lovers?
- The soldiers and civilians.

313
00:26:30,160 --> 00:26:33,152
Come on, come on.
- Go away, you spawn of hell!

314
00:26:33,840 --> 00:26:39,551
Uncle Ulcior, how long have you been letting this happen?
little warthogs in your pub?

315
00:27:25,680 --> 00:27:28,990
Let me go. Let me go.

316
00:27:33,040 --> 00:27:35,554
You hurt me
you damn idiot.

317
00:28:06,880 --> 00:28:08,711
Gogonica!

318
00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:20,639
Thursday, Thursday, Thursday...

319
00:28:22,560 --> 00:28:25,757
The wedding...
- What kind of wedding?

320
00:28:27,280 --> 00:28:31,910
Our wedding. Our wedding...

321
00:28:51,440 --> 00:28:57,231
Thursday... Our... Wedding...
Then we both get married.

322
00:29:58,720 --> 00:30:00,551
Troop, stand still!

323
00:30:03,720 --> 00:30:07,315
Where are the Americans?
- They took off like rats!

324
00:30:07,440 --> 00:30:09,795
Exactly!
Troop, sit down!

325
00:30:18,360 --> 00:30:20,316
Hey, what are you doing here?

326
00:30:20,520 --> 00:30:22,397
You assholes!

327
00:30:33,720 --> 00:30:35,438
Troops, get up!

328
00:30:35,640 --> 00:30:37,278
Troop, align!

329
00:30:38,200 --> 00:30:42,113
Let's carry out a cultural activity.
What are we executing?

330
00:30:42,280 --> 00:30:44,589
The culture!
- Correct! Set!

331
00:30:45,800 --> 00:30:48,360
Another proof,
that the party thinks of you.

332
00:30:50,480 --> 00:30:53,836
From tomorrow I'll be waiting for you in the party office,
You can register in the cooperative there.

333
00:31:00,320 --> 00:31:02,880
Man, it's really hard
when you're stupid, right?

334
00:31:06,160 --> 00:31:07,957
You said it.

335
00:31:12,080 --> 00:31:14,799
Hey, C�rnu, I recognized you,
you and your dirty laugh.

336
00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:18,470
Kiss my ass.
- Light!

337
00:31:19,440 --> 00:31:21,908
Comrade Sandu, start the film!

338
00:31:22,280 --> 00:31:23,759
film off.

339
00:31:45,080 --> 00:31:47,514
Cheers to Comrade Stalin!
- High! High!

340
00:32:24,320 --> 00:32:27,153
<i>What have you got there, child?</i>
<i>- A letter, aunt.</i>

341
00:32:28,800 --> 00:32:30,518
<i>�open it.</i>

342
00:32:30,840 --> 00:32:36,358
<i>"Dear sister-in-law Anastasia, I hope that</i>
<i>my short 'epistle' finds you happy.</i>

343
00:32:38,400 --> 00:32:40,356
<i>I want you to know</i>
<i>that I'm fine.</i>

344
00:32:40,600 --> 00:32:44,036
<i>We recruits</i>
<i>are now ready on the front lines.</i>

345
00:32:45,120 --> 00:32:48,032
<i>And I don't know</i>
<i>whether we will see each other again in this life.</i>

346
00:32:48,360 --> 00:32:51,158
<i>If God wants it,</i>
<i>we'll see each other again safely.</i>

347
00:32:51,320 --> 00:32:53,197
<i>Wait for me.</i>

348
00:32:56,560 --> 00:33:03,477
<i>I hug you a thousand times.</i>
<i>I, the good recruit, Cocor Dumitru."</i>

349
00:33:04,840 --> 00:33:06,796
<i>A nice letter, child.</i>

350
00:33:08,440 --> 00:33:12,433
<i>But if he doesn't come back.</i>
<i>Hard battles lie ahead.</i>

351
00:33:12,800 --> 00:33:15,519
<i>I haven't seen him in so long.</i>

352
00:33:18,040 --> 00:33:21,874
<i>What should I do, aunt?</i>
<i>- You have to be patient, my child.</i>

353
00:33:22,120 --> 00:33:26,557
<i>I know, aunt, but this is so difficult for me.</i>
<i>I hope I see my lover again.</i>

354
00:33:26,880 --> 00:33:30,668
<i>My little recruit,</i>
<i>I will wait for you forever.</i>

355
00:33:30,920 --> 00:33:33,115
The circus is here!

356
00:33:33,360 --> 00:33:36,477
The circus is here!
- <i>I miss you.</i>

357
00:35:05,360 --> 00:35:10,639
Come closer, people!
The "Seven Wonders of the World" for just two lei!

358
00:35:11,280 --> 00:35:14,590
The boa, from head to tail
is two meters long

359
00:35:14,760 --> 00:35:18,150
and from tail to head
even three meters!

360
00:35:18,400 --> 00:35:20,550
Come closer, people, come closer!

361
00:35:20,920 --> 00:35:23,309
The woman without a stomach!

362
00:35:23,560 --> 00:35:25,676
Sile, would you like to see how I fly?

363
00:35:25,800 --> 00:35:29,509
Buy me a gingerbread and I'll fly.
- You buy me one and I'll fly.

364
00:35:38,520 --> 00:35:40,192
Look, Sile!

365
00:35:43,360 --> 00:35:46,955
Unbelievable.
He has found his better half.

366
00:35:52,560 --> 00:35:54,516
Would you like to go to the Spiegeltent?

367
00:35:54,720 --> 00:35:57,359
And how much does it cost?
- Nothing. It's free for you.

368
00:36:17,880 --> 00:36:19,711
Come on.

369
00:36:27,360 --> 00:36:29,954
Beautiful.

370
00:36:33,600 --> 00:36:35,272
Look, look!

371
00:36:54,760 --> 00:36:58,150
You know, the greats have reasons,
to be sad and grieved.

372
00:36:58,480 --> 00:37:01,711
And it's better for us
just stay kids.

373
00:37:02,080 --> 00:37:06,471
And why do the children want it?
grow up? - Because they are stupid.

374
00:37:08,280 --> 00:37:11,716
I'll stay here. I'm waiting for you!

375
00:37:12,120 --> 00:37:15,590
Oh, I'll be gone soon.

376
00:37:32,840 --> 00:37:34,717
It will take another moment.

377
00:37:40,600 --> 00:37:42,318
Have patience!

378
00:38:59,720 --> 00:39:01,711
The Russians...

379
00:39:10,720 --> 00:39:15,350
We pray to God Almighty.
He who conquered death and the devil.

380
00:39:15,600 --> 00:39:20,116
And who gave life to the world.
God, have mercy on us.

381
00:39:20,880 --> 00:39:24,316
So may the soul
the late Smaranda

382
00:39:24,480 --> 00:39:28,519
in a quiet, bright place
resting on a green meadow.

383
00:39:29,320 --> 00:39:33,950
God takes care of them
and gives her eternal peace.

384
00:39:36,480 --> 00:39:40,632
God have mercy.
God, have mercy on them.

385
00:39:59,760 --> 00:40:01,318
What's that supposed to mean?

386
00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:50,911
May she rest in peace.

387
00:40:51,080 --> 00:40:54,470
Lucky for you
still the big daughter remained.

388
00:41:01,680 --> 00:41:05,195
Sincere condolences.
- Susanna, bring some more red wine.

389
00:41:05,520 --> 00:41:07,670
He is quite excellent.

390
00:41:12,200 --> 00:41:16,239
And? What's wrong with you?
Are you prepared?

391
00:41:22,760 --> 00:41:24,716
Time passes quickly.

392
00:41:25,360 --> 00:41:27,920
Grigore slaughters a calf
and two pigs.

393
00:41:31,080 --> 00:41:33,640
The drinks should be enough.

394
00:41:35,160 --> 00:41:38,232
But only,
if the pastor doesn't come.

395
00:43:30,800 --> 00:43:33,678
What is it?

396
00:43:38,520 --> 00:43:40,829
Nothing.

397
00:43:41,440 --> 00:43:44,193
Tell me.

398
00:43:46,280 --> 00:43:48,316
Oh, no.

399
00:44:11,960 --> 00:44:15,794
You still haven't told me
what a time this is.

400
00:44:16,920 --> 00:44:19,309
Only once.

401
00:44:31,600 --> 00:44:34,160
What is?

402
00:44:35,360 --> 00:44:37,590
Nothing at all.

403
00:46:00,960 --> 00:46:04,509
Professor, watch the wings.
You're killing something else.

404
00:46:04,920 --> 00:46:08,549
Angels are asked
to leave their white wings at the entrance.

405
00:46:11,480 --> 00:46:14,119
Tell me, Professor, would I make a pretty bride?

406
00:46:14,320 --> 00:46:16,993
You would look even better naked.

407
00:46:17,520 --> 00:46:20,512
Hey, quiet!
Everyone, listen up. Be quiet!

408
00:46:21,160 --> 00:46:25,836
I'm asking you all now
to the wedding reception in our yard.

409
00:46:27,680 --> 00:46:32,071
The wedding begins.
Hey, you gypsy, you son of a bitch, play up!

410
00:46:32,800 --> 00:46:35,075
The wedding begins!

411
00:47:43,960 --> 00:47:46,633
We should go there.

412
00:47:56,640 --> 00:47:58,710
What is it, Gogonea?

413
00:48:01,040 --> 00:48:03,349
Good afternoon, comrades!

414
00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:06,594
Hey, boy, lick me. What do you want?

415
00:48:07,960 --> 00:48:11,157
This is Comrade Pastaie Dimitru.

416
00:48:11,400 --> 00:48:15,109
And that is
Captain Vladimir Boz.

417
00:48:15,800 --> 00:48:17,518
Biz.

418
00:48:18,920 --> 00:48:22,230
Exactly.
The commander of the 4th division

419
00:48:22,360 --> 00:48:24,749
and the representative
of the Union Headquarters...

420
00:48:24,880 --> 00:48:29,192
If you come here to show us
no matter how stupid you are, your efforts are in vain.

421
00:48:29,320 --> 00:48:32,073
We already knew that.
Would you like to have a drink with us, please.

422
00:48:32,520 --> 00:48:35,159
Then sit with us with your friends.

423
00:48:43,560 --> 00:48:45,835
We don't know if you are informed
but tonight

424
00:48:46,120 --> 00:48:49,032
is father
Josef Vissarionovich Stalin died.

425
00:48:55,640 --> 00:48:57,676
Oh, well, at least you're okay.

426
00:49:10,200 --> 00:49:14,432
The Supreme Council of the Soviet Union has
ordered mourning for seven days.

427
00:49:14,560 --> 00:49:17,472
Consequently, apart from funeral ceremonies,

428
00:49:17,600 --> 00:49:20,717
all meetings with a folk character
completely forbidden.

429
00:49:23,200 --> 00:49:25,634
The national flag is flown at half-mast.

430
00:49:25,920 --> 00:49:28,229
On what?
- “Half crap”.

431
00:49:35,520 --> 00:49:37,476
Those who do not respect the decree

432
00:49:37,720 --> 00:49:41,872
are handed over to justice
and accused of treason.

433
00:49:45,040 --> 00:49:46,598
Please, you can...

434
00:49:48,960 --> 00:49:51,315
Comrade, what's your name?

435
00:49:51,920 --> 00:49:56,277
Pastaie. - Pastaie.
Help us somehow.

436
00:49:56,400 --> 00:49:59,119
Many relatives
have come from very far away.

437
00:49:59,240 --> 00:50:02,676
This is a wedding.
There is meat.

438
00:50:02,960 --> 00:50:05,076
We slaughtered calves.
And pigs.

439
00:50:05,200 --> 00:50:09,751
We also have rolled grape leaves.
And in seven days everything will be ruined.

440
00:50:09,880 --> 00:50:11,552
God forbid.

441
00:50:39,200 --> 00:50:43,159
There is no exception. Starting today
all rallies are strictly prohibited,

442
00:50:43,360 --> 00:50:46,477
which the Romanian people
could distract from recognition,

443
00:50:46,600 --> 00:50:49,353
who owe it to the Father of the Nations.

444
00:50:50,800 --> 00:50:52,950
No laughter.

445
00:50:53,120 --> 00:50:54,838
No playing football...

446
00:50:55,400 --> 00:50:57,550
...weddings and...

447
00:50:58,040 --> 00:50:59,553
...funerals.

448
00:51:00,280 --> 00:51:03,113
Have you heard?
Everything is forbidden.

449
00:51:03,760 --> 00:51:05,398
No funerals?

450
00:51:06,320 --> 00:51:08,151
Isn't Father Stalin going to be buried?

451
00:51:53,640 --> 00:51:55,835
You have one hour
to clear the place.

452
01:05:50,360 --> 01:05:52,112
Best wishes for you.

453
01:05:53,520 --> 01:05:57,513
Best wishes for you.
Best wishes for you!

454
01:05:59,440 --> 01:06:01,112
He wishes us all the best.

455
01:06:10,000 --> 01:06:12,275
He wishes us all the best.

456
01:06:44,320 --> 01:06:46,436
...her breasts.

457
01:06:52,760 --> 01:06:54,273
Her breasts belong to him.

458
01:06:54,840 --> 01:06:56,512
Your breast is worth eating.

459
01:06:56,720 --> 01:06:58,597
He chews on her breast.

460
01:06:58,880 --> 01:07:00,757
He should nibble on the breasts.

461
01:07:01,440 --> 01:07:03,112
That's very nice, I like that too.

462
01:07:03,320 --> 01:07:04,958
Maybe you can have a turn too.

463
01:07:05,200 --> 01:07:06,838
Maybe you can have a turn too.

464
01:07:07,640 --> 01:07:09,631
He likes it the other way around.

465
01:07:10,960 --> 01:07:13,758
He's a bit perverted.
- He's supposed to be perverted.

466
01:07:14,600 --> 01:07:16,192
He loves Mara's breasts.

467
01:07:16,480 --> 01:07:19,313
He loves Mara's breasts.

468
01:07:19,520 --> 01:07:21,238
Pape - pape.

469
01:07:21,920 --> 01:07:23,797
He's going to make her a baby.

470
01:07:25,920 --> 01:07:27,797
He will get you pregnant.

471
01:07:28,920 --> 01:07:31,388
So, you should make me a baby.

472
01:07:53,240 --> 01:07:56,949
Troop, stand still!
What is big and strong?

473
01:08:00,600 --> 01:08:03,319
The working class!

474
01:08:03,440 --> 01:08:05,670
Exactly. Comes!

475
01:10:38,280 --> 01:10:42,910
This is a wedding!

476
01:16:22,840 --> 01:16:25,274
My father
was shot on the second day.

477
01:16:27,360 --> 01:16:30,432
That's how I was in this village
the only man among all widows.

478
01:16:37,760 --> 01:16:39,796
Can we shoot?
- Yes.

479
01:16:43,760 --> 01:16:45,034
Paramedia, "The Silent Wedding".

480
01:16:45,680 --> 01:16:50,310
Dear viewers, as always, here we are
in a very special place.

481
01:16:53,000 --> 01:16:54,877
Cut.

482
01:16:55,040 --> 01:16:57,190
Again.
- Go.

483
01:16:59,240 --> 01:17:00,992
It's already working.

484
01:17:01,680 --> 01:17:04,877
Dear viewers, we are
today on an extraordinary,

485
01:17:05,280 --> 01:17:09,910
strange place. The former village became
razed to the ground at the time

486
01:17:10,040 --> 01:17:11,792
from the communists.

487
01:17:12,760 --> 01:17:14,830
They simply built a factory here.

488
01:17:14,960 --> 01:17:18,748
We're not here for the factory. We
investigate the disappearance of the village.

489
01:17:18,880 --> 01:17:23,431
That's why we asked a woman to come to us.
A woman from this place.

490
01:17:25,280 --> 01:17:27,157
I would like to interview you now.

491
01:17:29,320 --> 01:17:32,198
Good woman,
I would like to ask you a few questions.

492
01:17:32,320 --> 01:17:34,436
No I do not want to.

493
01:17:34,640 --> 01:17:38,394
So, I would like to
get some information.

494
01:17:38,520 --> 01:17:41,159
What do you want?
still get everything from me?

495
01:17:45,800 --> 01:17:47,916
I would like to interview you.

496
01:17:49,840 --> 01:17:51,796
Cut.
- No, no, let it go.

497
01:17:51,920 --> 01:17:55,833
Such shit. - Dear wife,
I just want to do an interview here.

498
01:17:57,600 --> 01:17:59,556
Cut, cut!

499
01:18:01,680 --> 01:18:03,910
Oh no.

500
01:19:16,080 --> 01:19:22,474
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