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Paulie.

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* Good morning.
* Hello.

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*Let me order.
* Did you sleep well?

4
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excellent. Go away.

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Where is my breakfast?

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Marosa is in the kitchen, she'll bring it to you herself.

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Calm down, she's going to spill the juice.

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Come on, let me pass.

9
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Where is the traffic permit?

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It's eight o'clock and I have to wake up your parents, they're traveling.

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Chicho!

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Well, don't get so emotional.

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You stupid!

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Good morning, ma'am!

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Give it to me, just the juice.

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Felipe, it's eight!

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Good morning.

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Breakfast, sir.

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What does the weather look like today?

20
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It tends to get a little hot.

21
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Where is the lady?

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Felipe, we're going to be late!

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in the bathroom.

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Is this reasonable? Leave me!

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*One kiss!
* no!

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*And your chest?
* Neither my chest nor anything else!

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excellent! I'll tell mom you wore some of her jewelry on Sunday.

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Very cute. Forget it.

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Wait, wait, I won't tell her. Look.

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* What?
* this.

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*What is this?
*The Holy Bible. Listen:

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“You're beautiful, baby, you're beautiful.

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Your lips are like a thread of scarlet, and your mouth is sweet.

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Your breasts are like the tidbits of a gazelle, grazing among the lilies.”

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How does the Bible write this crap?

36
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It's the Song of Songs, damn it! Look here!

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“Your stature is like a palm tree, and your breasts are like clusters.

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So I said: “I will go up to the palm tree and hold its clusters.”

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Listen boy, go and pick the bunches from your mother's palm tree!

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What a shameless boy!

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Well, you know what I think about the gift you bought.

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So, thirty thousand dollars for a set of cutlery seems like a lot to you.

43
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Yes, actually it seems to me very little.

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I'm warning you: we'll look very bad against Peralta, I'm sure of that.

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*After everything Peralta did for you!
*I have already paid him his debt.

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Then it is not Peralta who is getting married, but his daughter.

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We should have bought chinaware.

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What are you saying! A cutlery set like this, and that's it.

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You will see how Paquita Rigulis will come with ceramic pots.

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I don't care at all.

51
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Wait, are you eating breakfast in the toilet?

52
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Didn't you say we'd be late?

53
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This is to buy time, right?

54
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You had to get up early.

55
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Well, as you wish.

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This coffee is cold.

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If the table set was real silver at least...!

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The silver set will cost us a million pesetas, listen...

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They will fire this guy from one moment to the next, so let's be done with that and that's it.

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Why didn't you tell me that?

61
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So, why are we going to this wedding?

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Well, just to keep up appearances, right?

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You're always so arrogant!

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You fell from me! If I don't get dressed in the bathroom, where do I do? Yes!

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Well, hurry up, we don't know what the road will be like.

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Come on man, it's me.

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I'll teach you a lesson someday, you hear?

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Look, you made me spill it.

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Come on, time to check in.

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*Will they leave now?
*It seems so.

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Carry on...keep wasting time with this degenerates' music.

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Don't you see that I'm running an English lesson?

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To fool your mother, of course.

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But this will not help you in exams.

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Come on, stop bothering me! Chew coffee beans, otherwise you will smell tobacco.

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Fuck! Yes, yes, it is better not to make her angry.

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With all the stress she gets when traveling!

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How strange, Teddy is in the kitchen!

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Hurry, they're about to leave.

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I'm coming, I'm coming, I haven't had breakfast yet.

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* Will it be delayed?
* Here he is preparing, here he is preparing!

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Hurry, Marosa, at this rate I'm going to go without breakfast, woman.

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Listen, they're waiting for me.

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Breakfast.

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*Just this?
*This is available today.

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Listen, if you give me some bread, I won't tell my sister that you made a call to your hometown.

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You spoke to your mother for fourteen minutes!

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I calculated your time to the second!

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You, Mr. Teddy, are always with those moves!

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Yes, my movements, my movements...!

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Well... one slice of bread.

92
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Only one slice?

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Only one, and thank your Lord, if your sister finds out about that...!

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This diet... is deadly. It's killing me, really killing me!

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This is new, you eat eggs with the shell on and everything...!

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Woman, I have to eat something, don't I?

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What about me? Tell this to your sister,

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I'm tired of walking around with a bundle of keys in each hand.

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All food is locked!

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What a shame!

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This place looks more like a prison than a home.

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Why did your sister become so obsessed with losing weight?

103
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Because she wants me to get married.

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Wow! Well don't worry, obese people get married too, right?

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Look: My poor husband, may God have mercy on him, always told me:

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“O Marosa, give me fullness and I will give you beauty.”

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Yes, but the girls who like my sister don't like fat people.

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For heaven's sake, don't drool over the chicken!

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I just wanted to smell it!

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Sniff, sniff, sniff...!

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Bring that here, you idiot!

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Then you don't want anyone to scold you while you eat flour like pigs!

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Get out of my kitchen, get out of my kitchen!

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Listen, I'm not going to tell my sister about the call, and you're not telling her about the flour, okay?

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Be careful or I will hit you with it!

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* Felipe!
* What do you want?

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I'll leave without you!

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* I'm coming.
*I won't wait for you any longer, I'll go!

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Yes, yes, you are right, it is better to leave as soon as possible to avoid crowding.

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In addition, the nice weather in the morning is more suitable.

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* No, no, no, take the Volvo!
* But the master said...

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I said Volvo!

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Well, what's the problem now?

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If you want to show off your car, do it when you are alone.

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With me you will ride the Volvo.

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If an accident happens, woe to that idiot who gets in our way.

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Yes, she's right, the Volvo is much better because it's a tank, a real tank.

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Well, he'll be carrying the bags shortly.

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Chicho, my son, stop mumbling with all this stress I feel today!

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If you don't want me to study, that's okay.

131
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No, it is not so, my soul, but we are traveling and one does not know what might happen, you understand that.

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In addition, this year... you have to study hard this year.

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You must pass all subjects, especially mathematics.

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Don't worry, I'll take care of it.

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Hey, to the car!

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* You, as usual, wish to get rid of me.
*And you, as usual, are unbearable.

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You smoked!

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Felipe, your father is back smoking!

139
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No, no, no!

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Breathe on me, breathe on me!

141
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It's the smell of breakfast coffee!

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I never trust you.

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Where is Teddy? Where is Teddy? Teddy! Teddy!

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I'm coming, I'm coming.

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I was burning egg calories, you see, I was jogging.

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That's how I like it, that's how I like it.

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He's so hard, he's all muscle! Touch him, Chicho, touch him!

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Thanks to exercise and my willpower.

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We almost cried from emotion. Give me a kiss.

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* What is this?
* What is it?

151
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* What is this?
* What is it?

152
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Don't touch me!

153
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* flour.
* flour?

154
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Libra!

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*I swear to you, I don't know what this is...!
*I won't leave until I know your weight.

156
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Libra!

157
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No, sister, please, I apply talcum powder every day after shaving!

158
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At this rate we'll never leave.

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And you stay silent and wait, this is more important!

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Your weight is one hundred and twenty-four kilograms and eight hundred grams.

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He gained a quarter of a kilogram, what a fool!

162
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Imagine, pure carbohydrates!

163
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* It's powder, talcum powder.
* Talc powder! Get dressed!

164
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I mean... I haven't left yet and you're stuffing your belly.

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Tell me, what will I do with you?

166
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Be quiet!

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Very well. We'll talk when I get back. If you have to have an operation, let them do it.

168
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No, I don't want them to operate on me!

169
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Listen, if you make your uncle not add a single gram while we are away

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I will buy you the motorcycle by the end of the school year.

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Even if I don't pass all the subjects?

172
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That's another matter.

173
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You're responsible to me for Chicho's grades, okay?

174
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Go safely. We will review everything comprehensively, especially mathematics.

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Listen, if you want, I'll watch my grandfather not smoke.

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You care about losing weight, that's your business.

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Yes, and make sure he doesn't enter our bathroom.

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This annoying habit! Don't you have your own bathroom?

179
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Woman, when I'm in a hurry...

180
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No, he's saying that since the pigeon is his son, he can urinate wherever he wants, that's what he's saying.

181
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Well, be careful or I'll send you to pee in one of those nursing homes.

182
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Can you do that?

183
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Capable of that and much worse.

184
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My problem is glandular, as was the case with my father.

185
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Don't mention my father! My father was ashamed, and he respected the diet.

186
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Chicho, help me. Open your mouth, you'll spit out flour here.

187
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no! If I throw it up, I'll feel hungry again.

188
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Hunger, hunger! He says he's going to be hungry!

189
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My father was fat, fatter than me, and my mother did not say anything to him.

190
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* Farewell.
* Farewell.

191
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Paulie, do you have much left?

192
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*Almost finished.
* Hurry, we'll all go to the salon.

193
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Paulie.

194
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Don't you think you should swim less and focus more on studying?

195
00:13:39,338 --> 00:13:41,738
But I train all the time, grandpa!

196
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Look over there, what's Uncle Teddy doing?

197
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May I know what you're staring at, you two-eyed piece of meat?

198
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Ten minutes past eleven, Don José, when he discovered that I was watching him so he wouldn't smoke,

199
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“You piece of meat with two eyes,” he called me.

200
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Write down, write down, Bahloul.

201
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You're only good at cursing, but nothing about smoking, huh?

202
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You're just afraid of me!

203
00:14:14,323 --> 00:14:17,899
scared? I? From you?

204
00:14:17,999 --> 00:14:23,455
One moment, you'll see now, you idiot! Look.

205
00:14:24,215 --> 00:14:25,979
Look. Did you see?

206
00:14:26,079 --> 00:14:29,681
I challenge you if you have the courage to enter my sister's bathroom!

207
00:14:29,829 --> 00:14:33,453
Don't have the courage? But I have more than I need!

208
00:14:33,553 --> 00:14:36,253
Now... now you'll see what happens.

209
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Don José is coming from the pool with his pants' suspenders open!

210
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And his pants zipper too. Write down, write down if you even know how to write, you ignorant person!

211
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Don José heads toward my sister's bathroom.

212
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Nonsense! Oh useless! Your sister's bathroom is nothing.

213
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This house, the Mallorca house, the boat,

214
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And the fur coat, and the jewels of that savage of yours,

215
00:15:40,785 --> 00:15:42,569
Everything, everything belongs to my son.

216
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He called her a "savage."

217
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What about the funds shared between the spouses?

218
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Fuck shared money too!

219
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Wait, wait while I blog.

220
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Well, aren't you ashamed of yourself? What do you want?

221
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To see me sitting on the toilet? Get out, get out!

222
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It was better for him to work.

223
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He will leave soon... a man like a castle, and he lives dependent on his sister.

224
00:16:06,913 --> 00:16:09,413
I mean, I care about my son, he's the one who pays.

225
00:16:10,294 --> 00:16:13,931
parasite! You are a parasite!

226
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*I don't want a kiss.
*Just one, one!

227
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But... I relieved myself this morning.

228
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I'll take the time to the second, you hear?

229
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* Eleven twenty-five minutes and ten seconds.
*You shameless bastard!

230
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I don't hear anything yet. Did you back down?

231
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Okay, I'm not going to poop.

232
00:16:43,974 --> 00:16:50,274
But pee... pee... I'm going to pee in that witch's sink, your sister.

233
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And in the basin of that eunuch.

234
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Had my son not been castrated

235
00:16:54,798 --> 00:16:57,896
Why did he let her treat me like that?

236
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Looks like he's going to pee.

237
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A burden to both of them, that's what I am.

238
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An old piece of furniture.

239
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And the old pieces... are thrown in the trash.

240
00:17:10,853 --> 00:17:13,151
If they had the courage, they would have sent me to the nursing home.

241
00:17:13,797 --> 00:17:16,998
Since they are cowards, they are content to wait for me to die.

242
00:17:27,096 --> 00:17:29,976
*You are such a bastard!
*He calls me “despicable.”

243
00:17:30,076 --> 00:17:32,576
Watching me like I'm a criminal!

244
00:17:33,262 --> 00:17:37,666
*What a blow!
* Who's there? Open!

245
00:17:37,766 --> 00:17:41,964
Do this to your grandfather! And with a camera to document it!

246
00:17:42,092 --> 00:17:44,018
I swear it was just a joke.

247
00:17:44,118 --> 00:17:46,118
Come on, leave me, leave, leave!

248
00:17:47,078 --> 00:17:49,278
Camera... Take the camera.

249
00:17:49,815 --> 00:17:52,429
Look, like this, put your fingers here.

250
00:17:52,529 --> 00:17:55,711
This is the shooting button. Click when I tell you.

251
00:17:56,296 --> 00:17:58,668
Open, open!

252
00:17:58,768 --> 00:18:00,768
Adjust the lens.

253
00:18:01,046 --> 00:18:03,046
Come on man!

254
00:18:03,193 --> 00:18:06,295
Do you see me? Come on press.

255
00:18:07,433 --> 00:18:09,433
Look what I'll do with my mom's brush.

256
00:18:12,102 --> 00:18:14,102
And now with my father's brush.

257
00:18:14,732 --> 00:18:15,959
Open! Who's inside?

258
00:18:16,059 --> 00:18:17,415
Here it is!

259
00:18:17,515 --> 00:18:19,067
Open, open!

260
00:18:19,167 --> 00:18:23,827
I won't poop, but I will pee in that witch's sister's tub.

261
00:18:23,927 --> 00:18:25,927
Look what I'll do with my mom's brush.

262
00:18:28,205 --> 00:18:30,205
And now with my father's brush.

263
00:18:33,720 --> 00:18:35,720
Here it is!

264
00:18:36,609 --> 00:18:38,609
What a shame!

265
00:18:38,709 --> 00:18:42,009
Take, I'll give you the tape to calm down.

266
00:18:43,600 --> 00:18:45,288
Spit on your parents...!

267
00:18:45,388 --> 00:18:48,290
This is a shame...it should not be done.

268
00:18:50,304 --> 00:18:52,304
Is urination permissible?

269
00:18:53,270 --> 00:18:55,573
I know, I shouldn't have done that,

270
00:18:55,673 --> 00:18:57,650
But your mother gets me out of my way.

271
00:18:57,750 --> 00:19:00,996
Why would she leave her snitch brother to watch me?

272
00:19:01,096 --> 00:19:03,280
I'm not a little kid, damn it!

273
00:19:03,380 --> 00:19:06,891
Well, my uncle's watching you, and you're watching me,

274
00:19:06,991 --> 00:19:10,172
I watch my uncle, and the three of us watch the maids and the gardener.

275
00:19:10,272 --> 00:19:11,398
This is different.

276
00:19:11,498 --> 00:19:13,490
Open, open!

277
00:19:13,590 --> 00:19:15,463
I have to be inside to see what you two are doing.

278
00:19:15,563 --> 00:19:17,563
Open, Chicho.

279
00:19:18,273 --> 00:19:21,795
This is called “parallel security services,” and it is unconstitutional.

280
00:19:21,895 --> 00:19:24,393
What is the relationship with the constitution now?

281
00:19:24,599 --> 00:19:26,703
No, don't drink too much, they will notice the deficiency.

282
00:19:26,803 --> 00:19:29,603
We'll refill the bottle with cognac from the kitchen

283
00:19:29,741 --> 00:19:31,438
And it's over.

284
00:19:31,538 --> 00:19:32,520
How did you know that I...?

285
00:19:32,620 --> 00:19:34,620
I've seen you do it a thousand times!

286
00:19:35,160 --> 00:19:37,160
Cheers!

287
00:19:38,474 --> 00:19:40,335
That's true...

288
00:19:40,435 --> 00:19:43,236
The funny thing is that your father doesn't notice anything.

289
00:19:43,336 --> 00:19:45,436
Then he claims that he has good taste.

290
00:19:46,262 --> 00:19:47,790
Chicho, I'm recording everything,

291
00:19:48,190 --> 00:19:50,840
If you don't open, I will tell your mother everything!

292
00:19:50,940 --> 00:19:52,940
The fat person only cares about himself! What a stupid person!

293
00:19:53,966 --> 00:19:55,157
What did you say? What did you say? I didn't hear well!

294
00:19:55,657 --> 00:19:58,957
Well come on, we better not make him angry too much.

295
00:19:59,671 --> 00:20:02,742
I'd sacrifice my arm to find out what happened with the fur coat.

296
00:20:02,842 --> 00:20:04,453
And what happened to the fur coat?

297
00:20:04,553 --> 00:20:09,197
Look, I'm a calm person, but I get impatient sometimes.

298
00:20:09,297 --> 00:20:13,497
With all the insults your mother throws at me, take for example:

299
00:20:13,597 --> 00:20:15,091
These pants.

300
00:20:15,191 --> 00:20:16,693
Don't you like it?

301
00:20:16,793 --> 00:20:18,691
Don't you see it with your own eyes?

302
00:20:18,791 --> 00:20:23,227
I who always wore gray because I was a respectable man, they dressed me like a clown!

303
00:20:23,520 --> 00:20:25,592
The day I went to the café, my friends made fun of me.

304
00:20:25,692 --> 00:20:27,626
Well, what about the fur coat?

305
00:20:27,726 --> 00:20:33,225
huh? Ah, yes! When your mother forced me to wear this tranny,

306
00:20:33,325 --> 00:20:36,563
She went to her cabinets with the razor

307
00:20:36,663 --> 00:20:41,056
And I... shaved off part of the coat.

308
00:20:41,156 --> 00:20:42,280
truly?

309
00:20:42,380 --> 00:20:43,632
As you can hear, I bet you didn't know that!

310
00:20:43,732 --> 00:20:47,495
Actually no, but I know the story of the button.

311
00:20:48,003 --> 00:20:49,522
I don't understand you.

312
00:20:49,622 --> 00:20:51,868
Button the zipper of the pants, when Marosa sewed them for you.

313
00:20:51,968 --> 00:20:53,449
Ah, yes, it fell out of me.

314
00:20:53,549 --> 00:20:55,376
But she sewed it and you're wearing the pants.

315
00:20:55,476 --> 00:20:56,866
Well, because I was in a hurry.

316
00:20:56,966 --> 00:21:00,866
Yes, but you got high and asked her to touch you.

317
00:21:01,149 --> 00:21:03,613
I won't let you...!

318
00:21:03,713 --> 00:21:06,509
Enough beating, damn it!

319
00:21:06,825 --> 00:21:08,454
On top of that, I didn't tell my mother about it!

320
00:21:08,554 --> 00:21:13,525
...and forty minutes. Chicho and Don José leave the saloon...

321
00:21:17,348 --> 00:21:20,846
Go flatter your sister, hey! Fuck!

322
00:21:28,699 --> 00:21:34,399
At the saloon, I discovered that they had been drinking cognac.

323
00:21:34,550 --> 00:21:38,754
The cup was confiscated as evidence.

324
00:21:39,996 --> 00:21:42,896
No, fingerprints!

325
00:21:46,195 --> 00:21:48,195
Fuck this...!

326
00:21:55,202 --> 00:21:57,202
Come here!

327
00:22:27,992 --> 00:22:29,742
Welcome.

328
00:22:29,842 --> 00:22:31,248
Congratulations and recovery.

329
00:22:31,348 --> 00:22:33,348
That's you, Floretto!

330
00:22:33,563 --> 00:22:35,041
Will you open for me or should I wait until dessert?

331
00:22:35,141 --> 00:22:36,906
* Yes, yes, I will come immediately.
*Where is Chicho?

332
00:22:37,006 --> 00:22:38,541
In his room studying.

333
00:22:38,641 --> 00:22:42,041
Please, don't tell him I was playing with the dogs, okay?

334
00:22:42,278 --> 00:22:44,861
I? Like a grave, don't worry, my chick.

335
00:22:44,961 --> 00:22:46,961
How good of you, Floretto!

336
00:22:49,943 --> 00:22:51,460
Shall I be honest with you?

337
00:22:51,560 --> 00:22:54,271
If you don't erase that tape, our boss will kick me out of the house as soon as she gets back.

338
00:22:54,371 --> 00:22:56,014
I've photographed you many times.

339
00:22:56,114 --> 00:22:57,430
Do you mean perfume bar?

340
00:22:57,530 --> 00:22:58,805
Why don't you take a picture of your father, son?

341
00:22:58,905 --> 00:23:00,905
Because I like you so much more.

342
00:23:00,931 --> 00:23:02,756
How stubborn you are! Can you show it to me?

343
00:23:03,156 --> 00:23:04,846
I'll show you everything you want.

344
00:23:04,946 --> 00:23:06,438
Will you teach me to swim too?

345
00:23:06,538 --> 00:23:08,538
Whatever you want, whatever you want.

346
00:23:08,911 --> 00:23:11,676
Because your mother pays lip service to democracy, but she prevents me from entering the pool.

347
00:23:11,776 --> 00:23:13,776
Well, you know her nature.

348
00:23:13,914 --> 00:23:16,546
I'm not saying let me swim with you, but at sunset when there's no one around...

349
00:23:16,646 --> 00:23:18,406
I can learn to swim.

350
00:23:18,506 --> 00:23:21,223
Thus, when I take my leave, I will go to sea without fear.

351
00:23:21,323 --> 00:23:22,938
I'm going to Benidorm.

352
00:23:23,038 --> 00:23:25,038
With your lover?

353
00:23:25,564 --> 00:23:30,872
A friend of his left us a room in his apartment next to the beach.

354
00:23:31,158 --> 00:23:33,094
So, you're going to sleep with him?

355
00:23:33,194 --> 00:23:35,194
I've already grown up, haven't I?

356
00:23:36,401 --> 00:23:38,713
Leave this temptress and let's play ball a little.

357
00:23:38,813 --> 00:23:40,268
No, dude, I have to study.

358
00:23:40,368 --> 00:23:41,728
What if you transmit AIDS?

359
00:23:41,828 --> 00:23:43,828
My boyfriend does not inject drugs.

360
00:23:43,969 --> 00:23:45,779
He does not practice homosexuality like others.

361
00:23:45,879 --> 00:23:47,677
How can you like this girl?

362
00:23:47,777 --> 00:23:50,203
Look at her, those lumps of grease!

363
00:23:50,303 --> 00:23:52,929
Blocks, huh? You wish you had one like her!

364
00:23:53,029 --> 00:23:55,115
Aw, she has more fat than your Uncle Teddy, which in itself is an achievement!

365
00:23:55,215 --> 00:23:56,829
Come on, let's go.

366
00:23:56,929 --> 00:23:58,929
Forget me.

367
00:23:59,727 --> 00:24:01,506
Do you really love that boy?

368
00:24:01,606 --> 00:24:03,432
What is this, my chick?

369
00:24:03,532 --> 00:24:05,590
I see you in a miserable state!

370
00:24:05,690 --> 00:24:08,151
Fat and vulgar pig, how could she stoop to this level?

371
00:24:08,251 --> 00:24:10,450
Floretto, fuck you and your bullshit.

372
00:24:11,690 --> 00:24:13,595
Thank you.

373
00:24:13,695 --> 00:24:15,667
By the way, I just saw your uncle taking the dog food.

374
00:24:15,767 --> 00:24:16,309
from?

375
00:24:16,409 --> 00:24:19,795
Teddy, your uncle, with a stick and a metal wire...

376
00:24:19,895 --> 00:24:20,425
Great!

377
00:24:20,925 --> 00:24:23,025
I am waiting! Where are you going? I am waiting!

378
00:24:25,524 --> 00:24:27,524
But...!

379
00:24:32,241 --> 00:24:35,379
serious. Oh grandfather!

380
00:24:35,479 --> 00:24:37,479
I want to apologize to you.

381
00:24:37,707 --> 00:24:39,229
Do you hear me?

382
00:24:39,329 --> 00:24:40,925
Open!

383
00:24:41,025 --> 00:24:42,767
I'm not in the mood for that.

384
00:24:42,867 --> 00:24:44,197
Didn't I apologize to you?

385
00:24:44,297 --> 00:24:46,133
It's all over between you and me.

386
00:24:46,233 --> 00:24:48,817
Listen to me: My uncle has been captured by us.

387
00:24:48,917 --> 00:24:51,217
He won't be able to tell mom anything anymore.

388
00:24:53,828 --> 00:24:56,126
Well, if you don't believe me, come to the salon.

389
00:25:00,250 --> 00:25:01,328
Here we come.

390
00:25:01,428 --> 00:25:02,408
Let's see, what's up?

391
00:25:02,508 --> 00:25:03,832
And what will happen? nothing.

392
00:25:03,932 --> 00:25:05,148
Floretto told me you were looking for me.

393
00:25:05,248 --> 00:25:07,900
*Don't you want to watch a movie?
*Which movie?

394
00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:10,488
Its title is "The Abominable Fat Man", I bet it's familiar to you!

395
00:25:10,588 --> 00:25:12,588
Don't insult me, you hear?

396
00:25:12,814 --> 00:25:14,294
Hurray, the old man has arrived.

397
00:25:14,394 --> 00:25:16,311
How is your prostate?

398
00:25:16,411 --> 00:25:17,682
Definitely better than you.

399
00:25:17,782 --> 00:25:20,780
Hop! film!

400
00:25:40,298 --> 00:25:45,513
Do you understand? A permit to relieve yourself, to smoke, and to do whatever you want.

401
00:25:45,613 --> 00:25:48,850
You scoundrel! Give me the camera! Give me, give me!

402
00:25:49,631 --> 00:25:51,279
Bring the camera!

403
00:25:51,379 --> 00:25:52,849
Write down, write down, write down.

404
00:25:52,949 --> 00:25:57,263
You will regret it, you will all regret it! I swear to this!

405
00:25:57,363 --> 00:25:59,422
If your mother saw this tape, she would snap his neck, wouldn't she?

406
00:25:59,522 --> 00:26:02,199
If he behaves well, we won't show it to him, will we, Grandpa?

407
00:26:02,299 --> 00:26:06,087
I would prefer to discuss this matter in private and later.

408
00:26:06,187 --> 00:26:07,618
I received the hidden message.

409
00:26:07,718 --> 00:26:09,743
Okay, let's go play ball.

410
00:26:09,843 --> 00:26:13,598
You should have studied instead of wasting time with this degenerate.

411
00:26:13,698 --> 00:26:15,860
Why does it bother this guy that I'm a little gay?

412
00:26:15,960 --> 00:26:17,433
It's completely normal!

413
00:26:17,533 --> 00:26:19,597
a little? Rather anomalous as the largest cathedral!

414
00:26:19,697 --> 00:26:21,903
It's your fault because you made him angry.

415
00:26:22,003 --> 00:26:24,901
Well come on, let's see if we can beat Jacinto.

416
00:26:33,655 --> 00:26:35,655
Send the ball now, come on!

417
00:26:37,997 --> 00:26:39,997
But...

418
00:26:50,077 --> 00:26:52,077
Leave it. Yes!

419
00:26:53,914 --> 00:26:55,172
Don't stand on my side!

420
00:26:55,272 --> 00:26:56,354
Play your part!

421
00:26:56,454 --> 00:26:58,454
Sorry.

422
00:27:02,138 --> 00:27:04,138
*My ball.
*Take this.

423
00:27:04,377 --> 00:27:06,377
My ball.

424
00:27:09,447 --> 00:27:11,100
Damn it, can't you play a little nicer?!

425
00:27:11,500 --> 00:27:13,500
*Are you hurt?
* Yes!

426
00:27:15,345 --> 00:27:17,237
*Chicho!
* What's up?

427
00:27:17,337 --> 00:27:19,255
Your crazy uncle, he drank bleach water.

428
00:27:19,655 --> 00:27:21,655
Oh, my God!

429
00:27:23,194 --> 00:27:27,149
“My beloved sister: I committed suicide because of your father-in-law and your son. They treat me like dogs.”

430
00:27:27,249 --> 00:27:28,841
Do you hear this?

431
00:27:28,941 --> 00:27:30,941
Delirium, absolute delirium!

432
00:27:30,983 --> 00:27:34,165
"I'm giving you a kiss before I die, and I forgive you. Goodbye, Teddy."

433
00:27:34,565 --> 00:27:37,462
“Note: Damn Floretto, the vile snitch.”

434
00:27:37,562 --> 00:27:39,562
What a considerate person!

435
00:27:39,712 --> 00:27:41,332
Let's see, did he drink it or not?

436
00:27:41,432 --> 00:27:43,750
I don't know, I caught him with the bottle to his mouth.

437
00:27:43,850 --> 00:27:46,277
Wouldn't it be better to take him to the hospital?

438
00:27:46,377 --> 00:27:48,447
No, no, not to the hospital!

439
00:27:48,547 --> 00:27:50,716
I want to die here in the kitchen!

440
00:27:50,816 --> 00:27:52,169
Poor thing!

441
00:27:52,269 --> 00:27:54,269
It's all pretense!

442
00:27:54,632 --> 00:27:57,206
My insides are burning from the inside!

443
00:27:57,306 --> 00:27:59,755
Like hot coals!

444
00:27:59,855 --> 00:28:01,762
Please, bring a priest!

445
00:28:01,862 --> 00:28:04,244
Let me see... Open your mouth, you idiot!

446
00:28:04,609 --> 00:28:06,037
Open up, Teddy.

447
00:28:06,137 --> 00:28:08,506
With a spoon, with a spoon, use it as leverage.

448
00:28:08,606 --> 00:28:09,764
Yes, yes, give it to me, give it to me.

449
00:28:09,864 --> 00:28:11,864
No, no, no!

450
00:28:12,599 --> 00:28:14,599
Let's see...

451
00:28:14,980 --> 00:28:16,487
Screams just like a pig!

452
00:28:16,587 --> 00:28:17,885
Nothing, he didn't drink a single drop.

453
00:28:17,985 --> 00:28:19,661
What a crook!

454
00:28:19,761 --> 00:28:22,961
Get out of here, everyone!

455
00:28:23,066 --> 00:28:24,926
Get out of here!

456
00:28:25,426 --> 00:28:26,905
Out!

457
00:28:27,005 --> 00:28:29,705
Well, I didn't like it.

458
00:28:30,183 --> 00:28:34,830
If the decision was up to me, I would not have allowed this sissy to enter the house.

459
00:28:34,930 --> 00:28:37,428
Yes, but since my mother likes Floretto...

460
00:28:38,738 --> 00:28:40,583
Of course, because he has a noble title.

461
00:28:40,683 --> 00:28:42,591
Since your mother is crazy about nicknames...

462
00:28:42,691 --> 00:28:44,437
Oh man, it's the property of passion...!

463
00:28:44,537 --> 00:28:46,875
ownership? Don't make me laugh!

464
00:28:46,975 --> 00:28:49,075
A climbing careerist, that's what she is.

465
00:28:49,181 --> 00:28:54,039
If you put a marquis in front of her, no matter how low he is, she will be instantly attached to him.

466
00:28:54,594 --> 00:28:56,165
Sorry, I didn't mean to say that.

467
00:28:56,265 --> 00:28:58,188
Oh, gazpacho soup!

468
00:28:58,288 --> 00:29:02,604
Put me a very little pepper, just a little.

469
00:29:05,102 --> 00:29:07,838
Did you know that the soldiers of ancient Rome invented gazpacho?

470
00:29:07,938 --> 00:29:11,237
Grandpa, you say this every summer! How boring you are!

471
00:29:11,737 --> 00:29:14,539
But there is no harm in repeating something useful.

472
00:29:14,639 --> 00:29:15,709
Because the Roman soldiers...

473
00:29:15,809 --> 00:29:20,909
I know, I know, they had to live on oil and vinegar and whatever they found in the fields.

474
00:29:21,095 --> 00:29:22,355
Thanks.

475
00:29:22,455 --> 00:29:23,965
Less onions, more of everything else.

476
00:29:24,065 --> 00:29:27,792
This is wrong, because onions are very healthy.

477
00:29:27,892 --> 00:29:29,468
Rich in vitamin C.

478
00:29:29,568 --> 00:29:31,783
It is also an excellent diuretic.

479
00:29:31,883 --> 00:29:33,867
Excellent, it's all you then.

480
00:29:33,967 --> 00:29:37,557
How I wanted that! But I can't, it causes me unbearable burping.

481
00:29:37,657 --> 00:29:39,657
It is absolutely unbearable!

482
00:29:41,623 --> 00:29:42,841
Sorry?

483
00:29:42,941 --> 00:29:44,698
No, nothing.

484
00:29:44,798 --> 00:29:47,396
Alcohol is what causes you to burp, so when the lady is absent...

485
00:29:48,391 --> 00:29:50,589
This girl is so rude!

486
00:29:50,693 --> 00:29:52,410
I will put an end to it one day.

487
00:29:52,510 --> 00:29:55,792
Okay, back to where we were, you have to be careful.

488
00:29:55,892 --> 00:29:57,057
Of onions?

489
00:29:57,157 --> 00:29:59,025
No, from Floretto.

490
00:29:59,425 --> 00:30:00,282
I don't like men, grandpa!

491
00:30:00,382 --> 00:30:02,087
This is what we were missing!

492
00:30:02,187 --> 00:30:04,315
My family may have included all types, I do not deny that.

493
00:30:04,415 --> 00:30:06,629
But for people like that, it's impossible.

494
00:30:06,729 --> 00:30:10,329
It means you don't mind women liking me.

495
00:30:11,095 --> 00:30:12,851
Well...this is normal, isn't it?

496
00:30:12,951 --> 00:30:15,451
Excellent, I like Paulie.

497
00:30:16,272 --> 00:30:18,934
But Paulie is not from your class!

498
00:30:19,034 --> 00:30:22,348
So then! My mother, because she is a careerist, melts in front of the Marquis.

499
00:30:22,748 --> 00:30:25,825
And you, you who have republican tendencies, see the maid as inferior to me?

500
00:30:25,925 --> 00:30:30,727
I come from the bottom, from the working class, and that makes me proud.

501
00:30:30,827 --> 00:30:33,825
I know, I know, and I became a teacher thanks to your sacrifices.

502
00:30:33,962 --> 00:30:37,047
But calm down, I said I like her, I didn't say I wanted to marry her.

503
00:30:37,147 --> 00:30:42,276
Ah... Okay, I see... Paulie is very pretty.

504
00:30:42,376 --> 00:30:46,061
belle? Paulie is so adorable and sexy! That's why I want to sleep with her.

505
00:30:46,198 --> 00:30:48,198
One moment!

506
00:30:48,402 --> 00:30:50,802
As long as I'm here...

507
00:31:03,099 --> 00:31:04,681
Ah, you're eating!

508
00:31:04,781 --> 00:31:07,981
Weren't your insides on fire?

509
00:31:18,110 --> 00:31:20,610
For your information, I really wanted to commit suicide!

510
00:31:24,451 --> 00:31:30,000
Well, of course, that girl... What a figure!

511
00:31:30,100 --> 00:31:32,648
It almost overflows from her chest hole!

512
00:31:32,748 --> 00:31:35,348
Awesome, really amazing!

513
00:31:38,269 --> 00:31:40,269
I understand it turns you on,

514
00:31:40,509 --> 00:31:45,309
I mean it turns on your instincts.

515
00:31:45,571 --> 00:31:47,987
You understand me, don't you? We are not in the Middle Ages.

516
00:31:48,087 --> 00:31:52,606
In the morning, don't ask! To urinate in the toilet I have to go out into the corridor and urinate in an arched path.

517
00:31:52,706 --> 00:31:54,332
Just like artillery shells!

518
00:31:54,432 --> 00:31:58,096
Because pedestrians shoot in a straight line,

519
00:31:58,196 --> 00:31:59,848
That is, straight ahead,

520
00:31:59,948 --> 00:32:03,448
While artillery is fired at a height and a curved trajectory.

521
00:32:03,987 --> 00:32:05,987
Well...

522
00:32:07,810 --> 00:32:13,436
But between this and your desire to establish a physical relationship with her... there is a huge gap.

523
00:32:13,536 --> 00:32:15,114
And you, what's your business with Marosa?

524
00:32:15,214 --> 00:32:19,383
*One moment! I... my situation is different, right?
* Yes.

525
00:32:19,483 --> 00:32:21,321
*In addition, I am a widower.
* Yes.

526
00:32:21,421 --> 00:32:23,294
But you are still a boy, only thirteen years old.

527
00:32:23,394 --> 00:32:26,092
I'm turning 14, and I ejaculated two years ago.

528
00:32:27,890 --> 00:32:29,737
Have you already eaten Mr. Teddy's steak?

529
00:32:29,837 --> 00:32:31,615
No, woman, no! How should I do?

530
00:32:31,715 --> 00:32:34,491
Come on, put the plates on the table and we'll serve ourselves.

531
00:32:34,591 --> 00:32:36,266
*I'll take the cups then.
* Yes.

532
00:32:36,366 --> 00:32:39,117
* Here you go, Paulie.
* Thanks.

533
00:32:39,775 --> 00:32:42,275
When you're done, will you ring the bell for me?

534
00:32:44,033 --> 00:32:46,803
Well, can you tell me what exactly you want?

535
00:32:46,903 --> 00:32:49,203
Am I supposed to remain a virgin all my life?

536
00:32:49,632 --> 00:32:52,510
What days, what behavior, what a disaster!

537
00:32:52,610 --> 00:32:56,310
There is no longer any respect...there is nothing!

538
00:32:56,462 --> 00:32:58,562
I'll teach her how to swim this afternoon.

539
00:33:00,001 --> 00:33:01,547
* for whom?
* To Paulie, in the pool.

540
00:33:01,647 --> 00:33:04,826
What are you saying? Don't you know that your mother strictly forbade this?

541
00:33:04,926 --> 00:33:06,104
What's the problem?

542
00:33:06,204 --> 00:33:09,490
I do not want to know anything, and I completely disclaim all responsibility.

543
00:33:09,590 --> 00:33:11,990
Come on man, sit down, eat and calm down.

544
00:33:13,818 --> 00:33:16,989
Oh woe, nursing home! They'll send me to the nursing home!

545
00:34:24,967 --> 00:34:28,433
Leave him, he must be my lover, I asked him to call me at this time.

546
00:34:29,509 --> 00:34:31,509
Hello.

547
00:34:32,179 --> 00:34:34,179
Ah, is that you?

548
00:34:35,185 --> 00:34:39,599
I don't know... Well, I'll be right out.

549
00:34:39,699 --> 00:34:41,699
See you soon.

550
00:34:43,349 --> 00:34:44,670
Listen, I'm just going to step out for a second, okay?

551
00:34:44,770 --> 00:34:48,538
Go slowly. Yes!

552
00:35:15,485 --> 00:35:16,835
Can you please?

553
00:35:16,935 --> 00:35:19,535
Come on, brat, come on, I was waiting for you.

554
00:35:19,993 --> 00:35:21,998
Calm down, there's no one, we're completely alone.

555
00:35:22,098 --> 00:35:24,098
I know that.

556
00:35:24,587 --> 00:35:26,570
What do we have today?

557
00:35:26,670 --> 00:35:28,774
Chicken with Dragon Sauce (pitahaya).

558
00:35:29,222 --> 00:35:33,654
And its taste is absolutely irresistible.

559
00:35:43,589 --> 00:35:45,589
Look here, handsome!

560
00:35:48,361 --> 00:35:49,735
Yes!

561
00:35:49,835 --> 00:35:51,835
Oh, my God!

562
00:35:52,912 --> 00:35:54,478
Oh man! Are you hurt?

563
00:35:54,578 --> 00:35:57,981
No, I just didn't hold the handle well.

564
00:35:58,081 --> 00:35:59,897
Did I not warn you repeatedly against driving on one wheel?

565
00:35:59,997 --> 00:36:01,617
Damn, like the hell you're my mother!

566
00:36:02,117 --> 00:36:04,117
Get up.

567
00:36:16,123 --> 00:36:17,158
You almost killed yourself!

568
00:36:17,258 --> 00:36:21,318
* Let me see, let me see.
* Nothing, nothing happened to me. Damn it, nothing!

569
00:36:21,418 --> 00:36:24,168
What a fool you are! Really stupid!

570
00:36:24,268 --> 00:36:25,705
You'll see when I change her tires.

571
00:36:25,805 --> 00:36:28,997
Come here, my beautiful, come.

572
00:36:30,277 --> 00:36:33,157
What? Are they inside?

573
00:36:33,257 --> 00:36:35,257
How else was I going to get out?

574
00:36:54,469 --> 00:36:57,297
They will see us! They will see us!

575
00:36:57,397 --> 00:37:00,023
There's no one here. Damn it, the masters have left!

576
00:37:00,123 --> 00:37:04,705
By the way, why don't we come in and enjoy some time in bed?

577
00:37:04,805 --> 00:37:08,603
Enough, my dear. The couple left, but the other miscreants were still in the house.

578
00:37:08,863 --> 00:37:11,063
I only went out because they were taking a nap.

579
00:37:12,085 --> 00:37:13,706
*Leave me.
* What's up?

580
00:37:13,806 --> 00:37:15,806
That's coming here.

581
00:37:17,056 --> 00:37:18,547
Who is this man?

582
00:37:18,647 --> 00:37:20,506
Aurelio, Teddy's private masseur.

583
00:37:20,606 --> 00:37:21,943
Well, what do we do on Sunday then?

584
00:37:22,043 --> 00:37:23,879
We'll spend it in bed, won't we?

585
00:37:23,979 --> 00:37:25,779
Just think about this!

586
00:37:25,900 --> 00:37:28,600
Listen, I want to go to the pool on Sunday, okay?

587
00:37:29,336 --> 00:37:30,765
Hello beautiful lady of the house, good evening.

588
00:37:30,865 --> 00:37:32,092
Hello, Aurelio.

589
00:37:32,192 --> 00:37:33,802
*Is Don Teddy there?
* On the balcony, taking his nap.

590
00:37:33,902 --> 00:37:35,902
Thank you, summer flower.

591
00:37:36,880 --> 00:37:39,082
Why does this damned Chinese call you that?

592
00:37:39,430 --> 00:37:42,628
That's what they are, plus he's Japanese.

593
00:37:42,793 --> 00:37:45,155
Okay, let me get this straight.

594
00:37:45,255 --> 00:37:48,851
If this Japanese man is Chinese, how the hell is his name Aurelio?

595
00:37:48,951 --> 00:37:52,351
What do I know? Perhaps they baptized him. Isn’t this the role of missionaries?

596
00:37:52,979 --> 00:37:55,879
Listen, is it possible that between you and this Chinese...

597
00:37:56,487 --> 00:37:58,487
Are you crazy? huh?

598
00:37:59,541 --> 00:38:01,988
It's the truth, I want to learn to swim and get a nice suntan.

599
00:38:02,388 --> 00:38:06,088
Look, I'll make you black from being beaten if you betray me!

600
00:38:08,056 --> 00:38:11,417
Wake up, wake up, Aurelio has arrived! How are you, Teddy?

601
00:38:12,831 --> 00:38:15,631
A healthy mind in a healthy body.

602
00:38:17,437 --> 00:38:20,895
Don Teddy... Are you okay?

603
00:38:22,234 --> 00:38:24,453
Don Teddy, this is Aurelio.

604
00:38:24,553 --> 00:38:26,553
Don Teddy!

605
00:38:26,982 --> 00:38:28,770
Exactly four.

606
00:38:28,870 --> 00:38:30,870
Massage appointment.

607
00:38:31,538 --> 00:38:34,015
No man, no, my sister is not here!

608
00:38:34,115 --> 00:38:36,426
Exactly, orders are orders.

609
00:38:36,526 --> 00:38:40,119
Your sister called me yesterday and said, "Total discipline."

610
00:38:40,219 --> 00:38:42,221
Fuck her!

611
00:38:42,404 --> 00:38:44,298
No, not now, Cosme.

612
00:38:44,398 --> 00:38:47,462
Listen, let's agree on something, I'll call you at seven.

613
00:38:47,562 --> 00:38:50,392
If they go to Madrid, we will meet more comfortably.

614
00:38:50,492 --> 00:38:52,492
No, wait a minute.

615
00:38:52,608 --> 00:38:55,158
No, Aurelio will wake up that fat man, and that fat man is a vile snitch.

616
00:38:55,258 --> 00:38:57,393
Show me what my little bird is doing.

617
00:38:57,493 --> 00:38:58,875
Don't start with the little bird's movements or you'll make me angry.

618
00:38:58,975 --> 00:39:03,209
Come on, show me what the little bird is doing! Show it to me!

619
00:39:03,309 --> 00:39:05,213
Come on, please, show me!

620
00:39:05,313 --> 00:39:07,315
Come on please!

621
00:39:07,415 --> 00:39:10,915
Show me what your little bird is doing, please, show me!

622
00:39:11,929 --> 00:39:14,431
If my parents saw what they are doing to me!

623
00:39:14,531 --> 00:39:15,955
Was your father a muscular man from the North?

624
00:39:16,055 --> 00:39:20,742
No, my father was fat, as fat as me, but my mother would let him eat.

625
00:39:20,842 --> 00:39:22,842
What a hunger he had!

626
00:39:23,106 --> 00:39:25,733
I remember when we used to go to Bilbao to watch Athletic.

627
00:39:25,833 --> 00:39:27,576
Childhood, the spring of life.

628
00:39:27,676 --> 00:39:29,676
You are absolutely right!

629
00:39:29,879 --> 00:39:32,619
The first thing we did as soon as we got off the train was go to the restaurant.

630
00:39:32,719 --> 00:39:34,188
To eat.

631
00:39:34,288 --> 00:39:39,049
No, the train was arriving in the morning, so we went to select and reserve dishes.

632
00:39:39,306 --> 00:39:43,934
Always seven dishes. My father used to say that the number seven brought him luck.

633
00:39:44,034 --> 00:39:49,931
Appetizers, seafood, fish, chicken, lamb, beef...

634
00:39:50,031 --> 00:39:51,870
Then desserts.

635
00:39:51,970 --> 00:39:54,318
Cheese, cakes, pies...

636
00:39:54,418 --> 00:39:56,418
Your father was definitely a sake drinker.

637
00:39:56,526 --> 00:39:59,524
People even came to watch him eat!

638
00:39:59,708 --> 00:40:00,970
And they applauded him at the end!

639
00:40:01,070 --> 00:40:02,592
And he didn't suffer from uric acid and gout?

640
00:40:02,692 --> 00:40:04,465
Rather, it was a surplus of liters!

641
00:40:04,565 --> 00:40:07,303
Listen... when he got sick and they ran tests on him

642
00:40:07,403 --> 00:40:09,791
Test tubes were breaking in the lab!

643
00:40:09,891 --> 00:40:12,314
If you were in Japan, you would be a sumo wrestler.

644
00:40:12,414 --> 00:40:16,651
Sumo wrestlers are large, strong, and obese men.

645
00:40:16,751 --> 00:40:18,507
Yes, I understand you... but not here.

646
00:40:18,607 --> 00:40:20,707
You love her, don't you? You love her.

647
00:40:21,004 --> 00:40:23,150
What do you say about my poor daughter?

648
00:40:23,250 --> 00:40:25,258
You feel so much pity for the other!

649
00:40:25,358 --> 00:40:27,562
Why don't you have a little pity on my poor daughter, Julie?

650
00:40:27,662 --> 00:40:29,662
Can I come in?

651
00:40:30,262 --> 00:40:32,006
What are you looking for, Don José?

652
00:40:32,106 --> 00:40:33,456
Leave me alone, I'm watching the series.

653
00:40:33,556 --> 00:40:35,980
Where is Paulie? Is she in the room?

654
00:40:36,080 --> 00:40:38,914
No, I went out for a moment, she's next door.

655
00:40:39,014 --> 00:40:42,950
Very excellent, because I want to talk to you alone.

656
00:40:43,050 --> 00:40:44,479
Oh cover! What calamity befell you?

657
00:40:44,579 --> 00:40:47,141
I'm very worried, Marosa.

658
00:40:47,241 --> 00:40:49,246
Wait, what is this? Ah, ah!

659
00:40:49,346 --> 00:40:51,440
Calm down, Marosa, I no longer have any ill will!

660
00:40:51,540 --> 00:40:53,540
Rather, I am the one who has no ill will!

661
00:40:53,714 --> 00:40:57,519
Okay, listen, you have to help me with my grandson.

662
00:40:57,619 --> 00:40:59,619
Can I trust you?

663
00:41:00,317 --> 00:41:03,421
The most important question is can I trust you?

664
00:41:03,528 --> 00:41:06,110
Let's see, what's wrong with Young Master Chichu?

665
00:41:06,210 --> 00:41:11,974
Nothing, except that this tramp has... well, he's in love with Paulie.

666
00:41:12,074 --> 00:41:14,069
What next? As if you came with something new!

667
00:41:14,169 --> 00:41:15,798
How, did you know?

668
00:41:15,898 --> 00:41:20,046
How could I not know, when we caught him here one night masturbating?

669
00:41:20,146 --> 00:41:22,951
Under my bed while Paulie was undressing?

670
00:41:23,051 --> 00:41:25,353
Wow! Oh...! Well, of course!

671
00:41:25,608 --> 00:41:29,095
This is the result of excessive sexual and pornographic culture.

672
00:41:29,195 --> 00:41:32,942
Don't pretend to be shocked, Don José! Teenage boy, right?

673
00:41:33,042 --> 00:41:38,685
I know that instinct has its requirements, but chastity...

674
00:41:38,785 --> 00:41:42,424
To me? Are you talking to me about chastity?

675
00:41:42,524 --> 00:41:46,203
Just a moment, Marosa! I am with you...just like a father.

676
00:41:46,303 --> 00:41:50,103
Yes, and the bruise on my ass was caused by my father too!

677
00:41:50,281 --> 00:41:54,458
Well... woman...! It was just a pinch of affection.

678
00:41:54,558 --> 00:41:56,335
In addition, I am a widower.

679
00:41:56,435 --> 00:41:58,321
Your grandson is also single, look at his logic!

680
00:41:58,421 --> 00:42:02,821
Yes, but my grandson wants to teach Paulie to swim in the pool.

681
00:42:03,219 --> 00:42:05,078
Don't say that!

682
00:42:05,178 --> 00:42:09,186
Imagine the scandal my daughter-in-law would make if she allowed this to happen.

683
00:42:09,286 --> 00:42:11,884
How bold is Young Master Chichu!

684
00:42:12,542 --> 00:42:14,247
But Paulie didn't tell me anything.

685
00:42:14,647 --> 00:42:16,083
Oh, she'll tell you for sure!

686
00:42:16,183 --> 00:42:19,058
But, isn't Young Master Chizhou afraid of his mother finding out?

687
00:42:19,158 --> 00:42:22,328
both! His uncle was caught eating dog food.

688
00:42:22,428 --> 00:42:23,562
impossible!

689
00:42:23,662 --> 00:42:25,251
I saw the video myself!

690
00:42:25,351 --> 00:42:29,600
Take a video of him, that cunning one, and with this video he shuts his mouth.

691
00:42:29,732 --> 00:42:30,893
Ha! The boy is really clever, isn't he?

692
00:42:30,993 --> 00:42:32,993
Very malicious and cautious, yes.

693
00:42:33,432 --> 00:42:39,675
By the way, did you tell him what happened with the button?

694
00:42:39,775 --> 00:42:40,998
Which button?

695
00:42:41,098 --> 00:42:43,463
Zipper button, when...

696
00:42:43,563 --> 00:42:46,649
Oh! Are you crazy? How will I tell him that his grandfather is an injured old man?

697
00:42:46,749 --> 00:42:48,521
Well, he knows.

698
00:42:48,621 --> 00:42:50,623
Oh my God, what a shame!

699
00:42:50,723 --> 00:42:52,230
Of course, he spends his life spying!

700
00:42:52,330 --> 00:42:54,006
What a cunning snake!

701
00:42:54,106 --> 00:42:58,164
The important thing is that what I ask of you is to advise her not to respond to him.

702
00:42:58,264 --> 00:43:00,098
Why don't you tell her?

703
00:43:00,198 --> 00:43:03,061
Because... you'd better tell her.

704
00:43:03,161 --> 00:43:06,433
There is trust between you. Show her that the matter is not in her interest.

705
00:43:06,533 --> 00:43:08,151
Not in her interest what?

706
00:43:08,251 --> 00:43:11,079
Get into the pool, dammit! Where are you going?

707
00:43:11,179 --> 00:43:13,279
To the bathroom, just a moment.

708
00:43:14,039 --> 00:43:16,929
If you get into the pool, you'll be kicked out in no time.

709
00:43:17,029 --> 00:43:20,895
My daughter-in-law will throw her in the street as soon as she returns, and she has every right!

710
00:43:21,696 --> 00:43:24,952
You always complain that the lady prevents you from entering her bathroom.

711
00:43:25,052 --> 00:43:29,100
But there is nothing wrong with preventing us from enjoying the water a little.

712
00:43:29,200 --> 00:43:30,848
I am a family member.

713
00:43:30,948 --> 00:43:33,573
Well, I didn't quite mean that.

714
00:43:33,673 --> 00:43:36,533
However, they are two different things.

715
00:43:36,633 --> 00:43:38,523
But don't you understand?

716
00:43:38,623 --> 00:43:43,169
They're going to fire Paulie, followed by sending me to a nursing home.

717
00:43:43,269 --> 00:43:45,134
This is exactly what you are waiting for.

718
00:43:45,234 --> 00:43:46,762
Marosa, do you hear me?

719
00:43:46,862 --> 00:43:48,918
Yes, yes, I hear you!

720
00:43:49,018 --> 00:43:51,397
* So, do we agree?
* both.

721
00:43:51,497 --> 00:43:54,541
How both? Open the door!

722
00:43:55,571 --> 00:43:57,635
Willie! I'm fed up, aren't I?

723
00:43:57,735 --> 00:43:59,172
Are you crazy?

724
00:43:59,272 --> 00:44:01,078
Well... if Paulie was going to swim...

725
00:44:01,178 --> 00:44:03,606
Let me see, let me see!

726
00:44:03,706 --> 00:44:05,706
Don't look, damn you!

727
00:44:05,912 --> 00:44:07,183
What a beauty!

728
00:44:07,283 --> 00:44:09,180
*Go away, go away!
*Let me take a little look.

729
00:44:09,280 --> 00:44:11,384
Let me take a little look, I mean at the nipple.

730
00:44:12,092 --> 00:44:14,280
How rude you are! Do you want to see the nipple now too?

731
00:44:14,380 --> 00:44:16,880
* Yes nipple, yes nipple!
* No, pig, no!

732
00:44:18,077 --> 00:44:21,695
You know what I like most? Italian pasta.

733
00:44:22,496 --> 00:44:25,909
I remember when my sister took me to see the Pope, I ate my fill.

734
00:44:26,309 --> 00:44:28,302
Of spaghetti?

735
00:44:28,402 --> 00:44:30,794
Yes, spaghetti too of course!

736
00:44:30,894 --> 00:44:34,537
But what I love most is tortellini.

737
00:44:34,637 --> 00:44:36,325
Stuffed with ricotta cheese,

738
00:44:36,425 --> 00:44:39,223
With that delicious cream and butter...!

739
00:44:53,153 --> 00:44:55,966
* Paulie?
* What?

740
00:44:56,932 --> 00:44:59,274
*It's hot today, isn't it?
* a little.

741
00:44:59,374 --> 00:45:01,374
A little bit, right?

742
00:45:01,740 --> 00:45:03,785
*Do you want me to teach you?
* Teach you what?

743
00:45:03,885 --> 00:45:06,433
* Swimming.
* Sorry?

744
00:45:06,533 --> 00:45:08,157
Didn't you tell me this morning that you were going to Benidorm?

745
00:45:08,257 --> 00:45:09,686
Yes.

746
00:45:09,786 --> 00:45:12,143
Well, if you want, I'll teach you, in the pool, I mean.

747
00:45:12,243 --> 00:45:13,421
In the pool?

748
00:45:13,521 --> 00:45:15,193
Since my mom isn't here...

749
00:45:15,293 --> 00:45:17,944
* Well, that's great, and what about your uncle?
*I have permission.

750
00:45:18,044 --> 00:45:19,686
truly?

751
00:45:19,786 --> 00:45:21,227
Yes, I told him!

752
00:45:21,327 --> 00:45:22,365
And they don't mind?

753
00:45:22,465 --> 00:45:24,093
Didn't I tell you they wouldn't mind?

754
00:45:24,193 --> 00:45:25,680
I'll go in and put on my swimsuit then.

755
00:45:25,780 --> 00:45:27,405
No, wait, Jacinto better leave first.

756
00:45:27,505 --> 00:45:29,698
Yes, let him go. What about the Chinese?

757
00:45:29,798 --> 00:45:32,902
Aurelio? He's leaving early.

758
00:45:34,842 --> 00:45:36,842
Thanks.

759
00:45:39,576 --> 00:45:43,249
Let's go! Take this!

760
00:45:46,692 --> 00:45:48,598
Hello Jacinto.

761
00:45:48,698 --> 00:45:50,536
Hello.

762
00:45:50,636 --> 00:45:52,636
What do you do?

763
00:45:53,946 --> 00:45:55,268
I plant seedlings.

764
00:45:55,368 --> 00:45:57,368
Is it difficult?

765
00:45:58,030 --> 00:46:00,030
Not much.

766
00:46:00,236 --> 00:46:02,236
You can leave early today.

767
00:46:02,834 --> 00:46:04,076
And why?

768
00:46:04,176 --> 00:46:05,538
Since my mom isn't here...

769
00:46:05,638 --> 00:46:07,391
So what?

770
00:46:07,491 --> 00:46:10,189
You can go with your friends...

771
00:46:10,859 --> 00:46:12,839
I don't have friends.

772
00:46:12,939 --> 00:46:14,333
With your wife then.

773
00:46:14,433 --> 00:46:16,433
Let's do what?

774
00:46:16,603 --> 00:46:18,701
Don't...don't you like cinema?

775
00:46:19,335 --> 00:46:21,037
both!

776
00:46:21,137 --> 00:46:23,437
Damn, Jacinto, what a depressing person you are!

777
00:46:25,840 --> 00:46:27,486
So, Don Teddy, excellent.

778
00:46:27,586 --> 00:46:29,229
Very invigorating massage.

779
00:46:29,329 --> 00:46:31,139
I'm not saying massage is bad;

780
00:46:31,239 --> 00:46:33,337
What I'm saying is that it doesn't lose weight.

781
00:46:33,453 --> 00:46:35,860
It burns fat and builds muscle.

782
00:46:36,260 --> 00:46:39,320
If you say so... well, bye!

783
00:46:39,420 --> 00:46:41,420
Farewell!

784
00:46:44,919 --> 00:46:47,953
Teddy...listen to me for a moment.

785
00:46:48,053 --> 00:46:49,645
I forgot my notebook.

786
00:46:49,745 --> 00:46:51,405
Leave the notebook now!

787
00:46:51,505 --> 00:46:53,297
I have something that will interest you.

788
00:46:53,397 --> 00:46:54,386
I?

789
00:46:54,486 --> 00:46:59,681
Yes, you are. Come, come here.

790
00:47:03,986 --> 00:47:05,271
Close the door, lock it so he won't know.

791
00:47:05,371 --> 00:47:08,636
* from?
*Chicho.

792
00:47:11,624 --> 00:47:18,224
Look, I asked Marusa to make me an excellent sandwich for a snack.

793
00:47:19,396 --> 00:47:21,232
How lucky you are, Teddy!

794
00:47:21,332 --> 00:47:23,332
Sit down, man, sit down.

795
00:47:24,401 --> 00:47:25,933
Take.

796
00:47:26,033 --> 00:47:27,822
* For me?
* Yes.

797
00:47:27,922 --> 00:47:29,463
But...

798
00:47:29,563 --> 00:47:33,463
Eat you and I'll explain to you in the meantime.

799
00:47:34,040 --> 00:47:38,915
Does it seem fair to you that you and I should always remain like cat and mouse?

800
00:47:40,643 --> 00:47:44,099
You eat, I smoke, as if nothing had happened.

801
00:47:45,544 --> 00:47:49,118
friends? Good.

802
00:47:49,218 --> 00:47:57,211
Well, the truth is that Chicho is... I mean... completely infatuated with Paulie.

803
00:47:57,311 --> 00:47:58,655
Teenage recklessness, as you understand,

804
00:47:58,755 --> 00:48:02,445
But it is an indiscretion that could cost you and me very dearly.

805
00:48:02,545 --> 00:48:09,766
Because that boy, in his desire to touch the girl, wants to let her swim in the pool.

806
00:48:09,866 --> 00:48:13,199
* In my sister's pool?
*Don't start again, Teddy!

807
00:48:13,299 --> 00:48:15,435
In your sister and son's pool.

808
00:48:15,835 --> 00:48:17,244
I have a notebook!

809
00:48:17,344 --> 00:48:19,344
What a stupid person you are!

810
00:48:19,735 --> 00:48:22,119
Do you know what Chicho does to your notebook?

811
00:48:22,219 --> 00:48:24,219
He wipes his ass with it.

812
00:48:24,595 --> 00:48:28,587
Because what you write in your notebook is just oral testimony.

813
00:48:28,687 --> 00:48:34,153
It has no value in front of documented evidence such as video.

814
00:48:34,459 --> 00:48:37,699
Your sister sees you stealing dog food,

815
00:48:37,799 --> 00:48:41,231
She sends you to that clinic where they remove the stomachs of obese people.

816
00:48:41,331 --> 00:48:43,331
Remember my words well.

817
00:48:45,431 --> 00:48:51,181
Well, we're not going to tell my sister that Paulie swam in the pool and that's it.

818
00:48:51,281 --> 00:48:55,043
impossible! These matters are revealed sooner or later.

819
00:48:56,695 --> 00:48:58,695
He's already waiting for her.

820
00:49:00,172 --> 00:49:01,672
There is only one solution here.

821
00:49:02,072 --> 00:49:03,310
What is it?

822
00:49:03,410 --> 00:49:05,410
Listen to me...

823
00:49:34,401 --> 00:49:40,652
So great, don't study, waste your time and be lazy.

824
00:49:45,756 --> 00:49:50,188
Very beautiful and very comfortable, but what about your future?

825
00:49:50,746 --> 00:49:52,541
huh? What will happen tomorrow?

826
00:49:52,641 --> 00:49:53,378
nothing.

827
00:49:53,478 --> 00:49:58,129
How "nothing"? Where are you going to live without a university degree, you wretch?

828
00:49:58,751 --> 00:50:00,373
From the money my father will leave me, right?

829
00:50:00,473 --> 00:50:01,918
But this is a shame!

830
00:50:02,018 --> 00:50:03,739
Is it appropriate to make money the way my father does?

831
00:50:03,839 --> 00:50:06,955
Your father made his money honestly.

832
00:50:07,055 --> 00:50:09,055
My father stole it, grandfather.

833
00:50:09,500 --> 00:50:12,387
*Trade is trade.
* exactly.

834
00:50:12,487 --> 00:50:15,813
But... I don't understand you, explain to me.

835
00:50:15,913 --> 00:50:17,483
What's wrong with you, are you a mess?

836
00:50:17,583 --> 00:50:18,934
I have nothing to do with politics at all.

837
00:50:19,034 --> 00:50:22,317
I have to hear this! It is my grandson!

838
00:50:22,417 --> 00:50:26,400
But the blame lies with your father. If it were up to me, I would have sent you to a boarding school with the Jesuits.

839
00:50:26,500 --> 00:50:28,218
Didn't you say you are an atheist?

840
00:50:28,318 --> 00:50:30,306
This has nothing to do with that.

841
00:50:30,406 --> 00:50:32,608
I'm talking about discipline.

842
00:50:36,544 --> 00:50:37,949
What?

843
00:50:38,049 --> 00:50:40,049
it's all over.

844
00:40:28,800 --> 00:50:42,165
Come on, come on, I'll weigh you.

845
00:50:42,265 --> 00:50:43,678
Ah, yes, yes!

846
00:50:43,778 --> 00:50:45,199
You didn't eat anything for a snack, did you?

847
00:50:45,299 --> 00:50:47,299
I? I swear to you I didn't!

848
00:50:55,045 --> 00:50:57,329
*Here he is.
* How big he is!

849
00:50:57,429 --> 00:50:58,991
Now, how do we open it?

850
00:50:59,091 --> 00:51:03,453
* I brought a hammer, pliers, and gasoline.
* Excellent, very wonderful.

851
00:51:03,745 --> 00:51:05,745
Very good, grab it with pliers.

852
00:51:06,220 --> 00:51:08,220
So, pin it.

853
00:51:20,888 --> 00:51:22,823
I don't see it.

854
00:51:22,923 --> 00:51:24,923
Were you looking for me?

855
00:51:25,822 --> 00:51:26,778
Here's your bar.

856
00:51:26,878 --> 00:51:28,761
*With my clip.
*And my clip too.

857
00:51:28,861 --> 00:51:30,107
Did you steal it from me?

858
00:51:30,207 --> 00:51:33,504
*It belonged to us more than to you.
* Exactly, here it is in front of you.

859
00:51:33,604 --> 00:51:37,661
And here, no one outside the family swims, okay?

860
00:51:37,761 --> 00:51:39,761
completely.

861
00:51:49,915 --> 00:51:53,313
Look, Paulie, we're either all going to have fun or we're going to ruin it for everyone.

862
00:51:53,413 --> 00:51:55,618
Tell Chicho I want to swim too.

863
00:51:55,718 --> 00:51:59,186
Yes, I will tell him. Did Jacinto leave?

864
00:52:00,270 --> 00:52:03,654
This man doesn't want to leave, as if on purpose.

865
00:52:03,896 --> 00:52:06,094
Now to complete the scene, he started watering the plants.

866
00:52:07,428 --> 00:52:09,318
It must be Kosmi, answer you.

867
00:52:09,418 --> 00:52:11,985
*What should I tell him?
* Doesn't he come?

868
00:52:12,085 --> 00:52:14,085
Wouldn't it be better to respond yourself?

869
00:52:14,226 --> 00:52:16,226
It's a joke! He will feel something from my voice.

870
00:52:16,602 --> 00:52:17,776
Hello.

871
00:52:17,876 --> 00:52:20,477
Hello, is Paulie there? I'm Cosme.

872
00:52:20,877 --> 00:52:24,519
No, I'm Marosa. Paulie told me not to come.

873
00:52:24,619 --> 00:52:27,643
We are back to the same story! Come on, tell her to answer, fuck her!

874
00:52:27,743 --> 00:52:32,256
She's not here, she's...in the park.

875
00:52:32,356 --> 00:52:36,867
In the garden? Okay, I'll wait, go call her.

876
00:52:38,160 --> 00:52:40,160
He says he will wait.

877
00:52:44,274 --> 00:52:47,906
Wait, wait, you've arrived now.

878
00:52:49,934 --> 00:52:51,078
to talk.

879
00:52:51,178 --> 00:52:54,062
*Why the hell can't you get out?
*Because I can't.

880
00:52:54,162 --> 00:52:55,581
Listen, beautiful, I...

881
00:52:55,681 --> 00:52:57,523
Don't be pushy, Cosme, when I say I can't, it means I can't.

882
00:52:57,623 --> 00:52:59,806
Seems to me like you're there with that Chinese guy, right?

883
00:53:00,306 --> 00:53:01,966
Chinese? You are crazy!

884
00:53:02,066 --> 00:53:05,366
crazy? Yes, I'm completely crazy, you know that?

885
00:53:05,656 --> 00:53:08,556
Wait a minute, just a minute.

886
00:53:09,628 --> 00:53:10,916
Crazy to the core!

887
00:53:11,016 --> 00:53:12,377
If you continue like this, I will hang up on you.

888
00:53:12,477 --> 00:53:16,486
If you hang up, I'll hang you by the neck!

889
00:53:16,586 --> 00:53:18,586
Well, since you insist, I'll tell you.

890
00:53:18,928 --> 00:53:21,428
You can't come because that habit surprised me.

891
00:53:22,804 --> 00:53:24,804
I got my period.

892
00:53:25,635 --> 00:53:27,967
My head hurts so bad I'm going to sleep.

893
00:53:28,067 --> 00:53:32,024
Listen, sweetie, don't make lame excuses for me!

894
00:53:32,124 --> 00:53:33,749
Come on, give me that Chinese to talk to.

895
00:53:33,849 --> 00:53:35,849
go to hell!

896
00:53:36,002 --> 00:53:38,002
Paulie! Paulie!

897
00:53:39,808 --> 00:53:42,864
That mean girl hung up on me! Paulie!

898
00:53:43,821 --> 00:53:45,821
Coming, coming!

899
00:53:45,959 --> 00:53:47,128
What's up, what happened?

900
00:53:47,228 --> 00:53:48,486
Nothing, look what time it is! What will happen?

901
00:53:48,586 --> 00:53:49,458
It's only ten minutes!

902
00:53:49,558 --> 00:53:52,233
* Only ten minutes, what?
* Only ten minutes, you mustache!

903
00:53:52,333 --> 00:53:54,571
*How rude!
*But what's wrong?

904
00:53:54,671 --> 00:53:58,653
He imagined in his head that there was a relationship between me and Aurelio. Imagine that!

905
00:53:58,753 --> 00:54:00,703
Fuck!

906
00:54:00,803 --> 00:54:02,756
Checkmate.

907
00:54:02,856 --> 00:54:04,856
How to "checkmate"?

908
00:54:05,014 --> 00:54:07,114
After nineteen moves.

909
00:54:08,002 --> 00:54:10,452
How did you know that he died after nineteen moves?

910
00:54:10,552 --> 00:54:13,306
Because I studied it scientifically.

911
00:54:13,406 --> 00:54:15,806
Nonsense, neither scientific nor anything else.

912
00:54:20,597 --> 00:54:24,325
Oh yes, very excellent, until tomorrow.

913
00:54:27,244 --> 00:54:28,832
How sad is Jacinto's condition!

914
00:54:29,232 --> 00:54:30,645
Getting more miserable day by day.

915
00:54:30,745 --> 00:54:32,943
How much he suffers in this life!

916
00:54:33,535 --> 00:54:39,792
Okay, we'll play the 19 scientific moves first,

917
00:54:39,892 --> 00:54:41,665
Then we see who will defeat the other.

918
00:54:41,765 --> 00:54:43,783
I wanted to go watch TV.

919
00:54:43,883 --> 00:54:46,886
No TV or anything else! Sit.

920
00:54:48,574 --> 00:54:50,410
Check.

921
00:54:50,510 --> 00:54:55,338
See? This is one of your biggest flaws: lack of stability and fickleness of opinion.

922
00:54:55,607 --> 00:54:58,048
Why don't you complete your university studies?

923
00:54:58,148 --> 00:54:59,350
Which ones?

924
00:54:59,450 --> 00:55:00,581
How many majors did you start?

925
00:55:00,681 --> 00:55:02,681
five.

926
00:55:02,915 --> 00:55:06,115
Mathematics, biology, chemistry...

927
00:55:14,617 --> 00:55:16,374
Here I come.

928
00:55:16,474 --> 00:55:18,474
* Welcome.
* Hello.

929
00:55:18,870 --> 00:55:22,670
Listen: Marusa asks if she can swim too.

930
00:55:22,943 --> 00:55:24,016
What are you looking at?

931
00:55:24,116 --> 00:55:25,506
Damn, how charming and attractive you are!

932
00:55:25,606 --> 00:55:27,893
Enough nonsense, should I ask Marosa to come?

933
00:55:28,293 --> 00:55:30,293
Yes.

934
00:55:35,924 --> 00:55:37,923
Thank God, even though you should have told her beforehand.

935
00:55:38,023 --> 00:55:39,497
with what?

936
00:55:39,597 --> 00:55:41,597
That there is no swimming, oh!

937
00:55:43,227 --> 00:55:45,227
Where is Paulie?

938
00:55:45,394 --> 00:55:47,280
Chicho asked her to get dressed.

939
00:55:47,380 --> 00:55:48,960
So, shouldn't I write anything down?

940
00:55:49,060 --> 00:55:50,750
No, there's nothing left to write down!

941
00:55:50,850 --> 00:55:52,247
Come on, let's finish the chess round.

942
00:55:52,347 --> 00:55:54,007
Here we come.

943
00:55:54,107 --> 00:55:56,107
Oh, my little doll!

944
00:55:56,383 --> 00:55:58,344
Kiss you for your handsomeness!

945
00:55:58,444 --> 00:56:02,344
And I'll give you kisses too, you're more fun and sexy than amusement park rides.

946
00:56:08,745 --> 00:56:10,745
What fun!

947
00:56:10,899 --> 00:56:12,899
Paulie, are you going to jump?

948
00:56:13,643 --> 00:56:15,643
Come on, don't be hesitant!

949
00:56:16,376 --> 00:56:18,376
Come on, jump over here!

950
00:56:19,862 --> 00:56:21,646
This boy fooled us!

951
00:56:22,046 --> 00:56:25,220
*Chicho!
* What's up?

952
00:56:25,320 --> 00:56:29,872
The tape... the video clip we burned... wasn't it the bathroom recording?

953
00:56:29,972 --> 00:56:31,972
What do you think?

954
00:56:39,626 --> 00:56:44,169
* Thirty-five minutes past nine.
* Leave me, leave me, I will drown!

955
00:56:46,595 --> 00:56:50,164
Paulie and Marosa go down to the pool.

956
00:56:50,564 --> 00:56:52,766
Do you understand now, stupid?

957
00:57:18,916 --> 00:57:21,077
I completely disclaim all responsibility.

958
00:57:21,177 --> 00:57:23,977
I'm going to a hotel, to a hotel!

959
00:57:24,433 --> 00:57:25,767
I can't believe it.

960
00:57:25,867 --> 00:57:28,865
* Mr. Teddy, what's wrong with you?
*I don't know how to swim!

961
00:57:46,921 --> 00:57:48,871
Welcome.

962
00:57:48,971 --> 00:57:40,405
What do you want?

963
00:57:50,505 --> 00:57:53,551
*Is Paulie here?
* Yes, what do you want?

964
00:57:53,651 --> 00:57:56,851
I would like to talk to her, I am her lover.

965
00:57:57,104 --> 00:57:58,622
Aha, you're her lover then.

966
00:57:58,722 --> 00:58:00,584
Very handsome by the way!

967
00:58:00,684 --> 00:58:02,411
Leave me alone, fuck you!

968
00:58:02,511 --> 00:58:05,256
I'm sorry, but Paulie can't get out.

969
00:58:05,356 --> 00:58:07,090
And why?

970
00:58:07,190 --> 00:58:09,062
Because it's not her day off.

971
00:58:09,162 --> 00:58:11,318
But I have to deliver a message to her from her mother.

972
00:58:11,418 --> 00:58:17,362
Wait a minute... Floretto, tell Paulie there's someone waiting for her here, she's at the pool.

973
00:58:17,462 --> 00:58:21,882
*Okay, I'll go. Did he close the door?
* naturally!

974
00:58:25,085 --> 00:58:27,085
This motherfucker will see what happens now!

975
00:58:27,643 --> 00:58:29,154
No, man, no!

976
00:58:29,254 --> 00:58:32,156
Even if I don't tell her, your grandfather will!

977
00:58:32,281 --> 00:58:34,265
Damn, can't you see I have another video of my grandpa?

978
00:58:34,365 --> 00:58:37,894
both! Also, I don't want to swim with the maids, understand?

979
00:58:37,994 --> 00:58:40,991
What is this mess? Butlers at the pool?

980
00:58:41,091 --> 00:58:45,739
Get out immediately. This boy did not ask his grandfather or anyone at all for permission.

981
00:58:45,839 --> 00:58:48,235
Whoever mixes with children will reap problems and troubles.

982
00:58:48,335 --> 00:58:50,806
No, Paulie! Didn't you hear my grandfather say he was going to a hotel?

983
00:58:50,906 --> 00:58:53,172
Oh, I forgot to tell you, Paulie, your boyfriend is waiting for you outside.

984
00:58:53,272 --> 00:58:54,649
Oh my God, baby! What do I do?

985
00:58:55,049 --> 00:58:57,411
* Tell him to leave, right?
*I'll take care of it.

986
00:58:57,511 --> 00:58:59,259
It is better to wear a robe, if he sees you like this, he will see woe.

987
00:58:59,359 --> 00:59:01,159
What a vile snitch you are!

988
00:59:01,300 --> 00:59:03,894
So once your mother turned her back, here you are...

989
00:59:04,294 --> 00:59:05,639
Get close to that plump girl.

990
00:59:05,739 --> 00:59:07,015
Don't call her that.

991
00:59:07,115 --> 00:59:10,085
Oh, this is not just desire, this is true love!

992
00:59:10,185 --> 00:59:11,926
Listen, Floretto, leave me alone, okay?

993
00:59:12,026 --> 00:59:14,308
*You are reckless! When your mother comes back, what will you do?
* nothing.

994
00:59:14,408 --> 00:59:16,989
*What about your grandfather and uncle?
*If they talk, I will talk too.

995
00:59:17,089 --> 00:59:18,979
Of course, that's why Don José acted like an ostrich and buried his head.

996
00:59:19,379 --> 00:59:21,119
Wait, is it really true that he went to a hotel?

997
00:59:21,219 --> 00:59:23,575
impossible! He will be sitting in the small arena booth.

998
00:59:23,675 --> 00:59:27,806
Beyond being a scoundrel, you have become a blackmailer! Like a mother, I bring you gifts.

999
00:59:27,906 --> 00:59:29,757
The Wimbledon tape I promised you, take it.

1000
00:59:29,857 --> 00:59:30,851
Thank you!

1001
00:59:30,951 --> 00:59:34,451
Look, look, look! There's your girlfriend walking over there.

1002
00:59:39,899 --> 00:59:41,111
May I know what you want?

1003
00:59:41,211 --> 00:59:43,003
Don't mess with me! Beware of me!

1004
00:59:43,103 --> 00:59:44,523
What's up? What is there?

1005
00:59:44,623 --> 00:59:45,921
The thing is, I'm completely fed up with you!

1006
00:59:46,021 --> 00:59:47,369
Jealous, you're just a jealous fool!

1007
00:59:47,469 --> 00:59:50,199
jealous? I? It's just that you claim to have your period, and of course...

1008
00:59:50,299 --> 00:59:51,555
And of course what?

1009
00:59:51,655 --> 00:59:54,291
Damn, you said the same thing to me last week for fuck's sake!

1010
00:59:54,391 --> 00:59:57,225
Well, it's back to me again, and my ovary hurts unbearably.

1011
00:59:57,325 --> 01:00:00,337
If it is not permissible for you to come to me twice a month, then let us separate and that is the end of the matter.

1012
01:00:00,437 --> 01:00:02,349
Okay, okay, damn it, don't get mad at me!

1013
01:00:02,449 --> 01:00:05,388
It's just that if ten minutes go by without seeing you, I get really bored, girl.

1014
01:00:05,488 --> 01:00:07,904
*Don't let it get to you then.
*Listen, girl...!

1015
01:00:08,004 --> 01:00:09,100
*Leave me.
* Hey, you're wet, girl!

1016
01:00:09,200 --> 01:00:10,499
Leave me! I was taking a shower.

1017
01:00:10,599 --> 01:00:12,599
Do you take a shower? So what is this?

1018
01:00:12,856 --> 01:00:15,210
Breasts, are you blind or what?

1019
01:00:15,310 --> 01:00:16,994
What's the matter, you insisted on bathing in a bathing suit?

1020
01:00:17,094 --> 01:00:18,372
I shower as I please!

1021
01:00:18,472 --> 01:00:21,372
Enough, come here, the old man himself told me that you were in the pool!

1022
01:00:21,824 --> 01:00:25,912
Yes, but I wasn't swimming, Young Master Chichu was teaching me how to swim.

1023
01:00:26,100 --> 01:00:27,560
And you are in a relationship with him!

1024
01:00:27,660 --> 01:00:28,920
But he is only fourteen years old!

1025
01:00:29,020 --> 01:00:31,129
Listen, sweetie, I'm fourteen, you understand?

1026
01:00:31,229 --> 01:00:35,529
At the age of fourteen, I got the reformatory cook pregnant, you understand, bitch?

1027
01:00:36,181 --> 01:00:38,352
Raise your voice against your mother, you scoundrel!

1028
01:00:38,452 --> 01:00:40,510
Come here, come ride the bike.

1029
01:00:40,610 --> 01:00:41,285
* No, Cosme, leave me!
* Come and ride!

1030
01:00:41,385 --> 01:00:42,923
* Leave it!
* Get on I tell you!

1031
01:00:43,023 --> 01:00:45,023
*I said no!
* Get on I tell you!

1032
01:00:46,313 --> 01:00:49,377
Now get out of here, or I will call the security guards.

1033
01:00:49,477 --> 01:00:51,229
So you're that insignificant little gentleman, huh?

1034
01:00:51,329 --> 01:00:54,281
*Yes, so what?
* Leave him, Chicho!

1035
01:00:54,381 --> 01:00:56,781
I'll smash your dirty face for you!

1036
01:01:05,782 --> 01:01:07,722
He perished!

1037
01:01:07,822 --> 01:01:09,884
What happened, what happened?

1038
01:01:09,984 --> 01:01:10,515
Tell me something, Cosme, tell me something!

1039
01:01:10,615 --> 01:01:11,919
Yes!

1040
01:01:12,019 --> 01:01:12,964
Oh my God, he's got a headache!

1041
01:01:13,064 --> 01:01:14,600
Let's get it off the ground.

1042
01:01:14,700 --> 01:01:15,966
Damn damned motorcycles!

1043
01:01:16,066 --> 01:01:17,668
Not like this, not like that!

1044
01:01:17,768 --> 01:01:19,441
Let me handle it, I'm an expert in these matters.

1045
01:01:19,541 --> 01:01:21,108
Forgive me, Cosme!

1046
01:01:21,208 --> 01:01:23,108
I only love you!

1047
01:01:23,293 --> 01:01:25,293
Only you!

1048
01:01:26,027 --> 01:01:28,027
There is no man in my eyes but you!

1049
01:01:35,643 --> 01:01:37,643
Quickly, quickly!

1050
01:01:38,220 --> 01:01:39,640
To the reclining chair.

1051
01:01:39,740 --> 01:01:42,400
No, not a reclining chair, a table would be better, it would be higher.

1052
01:01:42,500 --> 01:01:44,506
Careful, careful, he might have a fracture somewhere.

1053
01:01:44,606 --> 01:01:45,672
The problem is that he never listens to me!

1054
01:01:45,772 --> 01:01:47,586
Help me take off his jacket.

1055
01:01:47,686 --> 01:01:49,986
Parade, I just wanted to get the bike up on one wheel!

1056
01:01:50,534 --> 01:01:53,541
What did I always tell you, Cosme? Do not lift the wheel! You'll break your neck!

1057
01:01:53,641 --> 01:01:54,785
Alcohol, iodine, red disinfectant, anything!

1058
01:01:54,885 --> 01:01:55,960
I have some medicine here in the locker rooms.

1059
01:01:56,060 --> 01:01:56,877
Ah, my leg, my leg!

1060
01:01:56,977 --> 01:01:58,977
Take the pants off, take them off immediately.

1061
01:02:00,187 --> 01:02:03,260
Let me see, help me a little, up, just like that. Lift, lift.

1062
01:02:03,360 --> 01:02:04,851
Wow!

1063
01:02:04,951 --> 01:02:06,913
Is there a break?

1064
01:02:07,013 --> 01:02:07,969
God forbid.

1065
01:02:08,069 --> 01:02:10,546
* Let them lift the bike.
* Leave the bike now.

1066
01:02:10,646 --> 01:02:11,684
And here... and here... No, this one seems to be fine.

1067
01:02:11,784 --> 01:02:12,782
But do you understand anything about these matters?

1068
01:02:12,882 --> 01:02:14,775
*You used to be in the Boy Scouts, right?
*What is the matter with that?

1069
01:02:14,875 --> 01:02:16,533
They awarded me a medal for first aid and rescue training.

1070
01:02:16,933 --> 01:02:18,920
Wait, wait, it's my knee that hurts.

1071
01:02:19,020 --> 01:02:21,748
Let me see, bend it, like this. Does it hurt?

1072
01:02:21,848 --> 01:02:23,304
Alcohol, bring alcohol.

1073
01:02:23,404 --> 01:02:25,070
He complains about that knee.

1074
01:02:25,170 --> 01:02:26,782
Hard hit, but I don't think there's a break.

1075
01:02:26,882 --> 01:02:28,612
Oh, my God!

1076
01:02:28,712 --> 01:02:30,268
Oh, the handlebar hit my ribs!

1077
01:02:30,368 --> 01:02:32,236
Let me see, where is the pain?

1078
01:02:32,336 --> 01:02:34,250
There, there.

1079
01:02:34,350 --> 01:02:35,898
Let's see, what do you think, sir?

1080
01:02:35,998 --> 01:02:38,198
Straighten your seat, be straight.

1081
01:02:38,798 --> 01:02:40,998
Take a deep breath.

1082
01:02:41,178 --> 01:02:42,762
So, slowly, slowly.

1083
01:02:42,862 --> 01:02:44,334
How do you feel, does it hurt?

1084
01:02:44,434 --> 01:02:45,976
I'm better, I'm better.

1085
01:02:46,076 --> 01:02:47,854
There doesn't seem to be anything seriously wrong.

1086
01:02:47,954 --> 01:02:49,810
Come on, keep sterilizing the wounds.

1087
01:02:49,910 --> 01:02:51,612
Let us celebrate his survival as if he was born again!

1088
01:02:51,712 --> 01:02:53,566
Why not celebrate with a hearty and delicious dinner?

1089
01:02:54,066 --> 01:02:55,426
It's an excellent idea.

1090
01:02:55,526 --> 01:02:57,320
I will prepare a pasta tray like no other!

1091
01:02:57,420 --> 01:02:58,794
Well done Marusa, fantastic!

1092
01:02:58,894 --> 01:03:01,520
Where is Chicho? Where did Chicho go?

1093
01:03:18,090 --> 01:03:21,290
What can they tell me, who lived in the desert!

1094
01:03:21,480 --> 01:03:23,880
With the Tuareg, this is enough for you to know!

1095
01:03:25,160 --> 01:03:30,400
Listen, respect the sheer vastness of the desert, because it is truly terrifying, especially for someone who is from Asturias...

1096
01:03:30,500 --> 01:03:33,253
*What's wrong, grandfather?
* Nothing, nothing at all.

1097
01:03:33,353 --> 01:03:35,150
But you called me on the phone.

1098
01:03:35,250 --> 01:03:37,138
The truth is that I came without money.

1099
01:03:37,238 --> 01:03:39,238
Always the same story, isn't it?

1100
01:03:42,846 --> 01:03:47,272
Two glasses of cognac for three hundred each, six hundred, four hundred here, a total of a thousand.

1101
01:03:47,372 --> 01:03:50,586
Take, now you owe me a thousand.

1102
01:03:50,686 --> 01:03:54,425
How will I pay you your debt, when your mother doesn't even give me enough for charity?

1103
01:03:54,525 --> 01:03:56,888
Steal then damn it, steal! Let's go.

1104
01:03:56,988 --> 01:03:59,987
*Listen, you'll be gone before I tell you the story of the camel.
*Okay, goodbye.

1105
01:04:08,589 --> 01:04:13,987
You're a good grandson, and I love you very much, but sometimes...

1106
01:04:14,087 --> 01:04:15,625
Don't start again.

1107
01:04:15,725 --> 01:04:18,804
It hurts me to see you so indifferent and irresponsible.

1108
01:04:18,904 --> 01:04:20,540
Here we are back to the same money!

1109
01:04:20,640 --> 01:04:24,534
At your age, your father only thought about his studies.

1110
01:04:24,634 --> 01:04:28,135
Excellent grades, honors.

1111
01:04:28,265 --> 01:04:30,765
My father now only thinks about women and freaks.

1112
01:04:30,889 --> 01:04:32,019
Chicho, please!

1113
01:04:32,119 --> 01:04:34,119
He has a mistress, damn it!

1114
01:04:34,765 --> 01:04:36,417
No, this is not possible!

1115
01:04:36,517 --> 01:04:37,513
I saw them myself, grandfather.

1116
01:04:37,613 --> 01:04:39,235
where?

1117
01:04:39,335 --> 01:04:41,004
I followed them and pursued them.

1118
01:04:41,104 --> 01:04:43,906
Every afternoon they go to a house at the resort.

1119
01:04:44,825 --> 01:04:46,646
Does your mother know about this?

1120
01:04:46,746 --> 01:04:49,764
naturally! But since she also has an affair...

1121
01:04:49,864 --> 01:04:50,412
Impossible!

1122
01:04:50,512 --> 01:04:52,512
I swear to you, it's the truth!

1123
01:04:52,614 --> 01:04:54,792
No, this is unreasonable, not possible at all.

1124
01:04:54,892 --> 01:05:00,512
Your mother, no matter how evil and harsh-tongued she is, and we agree on this, but if it comes to...

1125
01:05:00,612 --> 01:05:04,102
This guy owns an art gallery. Want more details?

1126
01:05:04,946 --> 01:05:08,668
Who is your father's mistress?

1127
01:05:08,768 --> 01:05:10,196
Spoiled aristocratic girl!

1128
01:05:10,296 --> 01:05:11,242
Young and young, you mean?

1129
01:05:11,342 --> 01:05:15,010
naturally! He intends to marry her.

1130
01:05:15,110 --> 01:05:18,164
Oh my great God! How did you know all this?

1131
01:05:18,264 --> 01:05:23,879
He was telling his lawyer this over the phone, because of course he had to get a divorce first.

1132
01:05:24,628 --> 01:05:26,834
Does your mother know about the divorce as well?

1133
01:05:26,934 --> 01:05:28,934
No, he hasn't told her yet.

1134
01:05:29,302 --> 01:05:30,862
Damn...!

1135
01:05:30,962 --> 01:05:32,596
What's wrong?

1136
01:05:32,696 --> 01:05:35,928
It looks like the tire has been punctured, a hole in the tire.

1137
01:05:36,028 --> 01:05:41,620
There is no more modesty! Living in this world has become disgusting and disgusting! gross!

1138
01:05:41,988 --> 01:05:45,470
What time is this when even the family is no longer respected?

1139
01:05:45,570 --> 01:05:49,836
So, you are against divorce and then claim that you are not an extremist reactionary.

1140
01:05:49,936 --> 01:05:53,910
both! I am not against divorce at all, on the contrary.

1141
01:05:54,410 --> 01:05:57,954
But now people, once they make a little money,

1142
01:05:58,054 --> 01:06:00,608
Like your father, for example,

1143
01:06:00,708 --> 01:06:07,182
They change their wives as easily as they change their homes, cars, or shirts!

1144
01:06:08,235 --> 01:06:11,413
This goes against common sense, it is an outrageous scandal.

1145
01:06:11,513 --> 01:06:13,109
Wasn't this happening during the Franco era?

1146
01:06:13,209 --> 01:06:19,169
No, not during the Franco era, nor during the Republic, nor during the dictatorship of Primo de Rivera.

1147
01:06:20,077 --> 01:06:27,877
In the past, if the husband was bored with his household affairs,

1148
01:06:28,249 --> 01:06:31,031
He would take a mistress, provide her with an apartment, and the matter would end peacefully without causing a fuss.

1149
01:06:31,131 --> 01:06:32,621
Was that better?

1150
01:06:32,721 --> 01:06:39,123
certainly! At least the family would not have been destroyed and the children would not have been tortured.

1151
01:06:39,223 --> 01:06:41,223
Who is suffering?

1152
01:06:41,955 --> 01:06:46,916
Do you mean you don't care at all about your parents' divorce?

1153
01:06:47,016 --> 01:06:49,926
Not quite to this extent, because if my father had children with that other woman,

1154
01:06:50,026 --> 01:06:53,582
My share of the inheritance will decrease when he dies.

1155
01:06:54,166 --> 01:06:58,250
Whew! Where... where do you get these ideas?

1156
01:06:58,350 --> 01:07:02,050
Fuck! From magazines, scandal programs, and Lola magazine...

1157
01:07:11,290 --> 01:07:13,250
Yes, yes, I knew this would happen!

1158
01:07:13,350 --> 01:07:15,942
You'll see how I'll be deprived of pasta in the end.

1159
01:07:16,042 --> 01:07:19,243
Stop complaining, Marosa has placed four bags of half a kilogram each.

1160
01:07:19,343 --> 01:07:23,203
Yes, but if Chicho and Jose come to dinner we will be seven of us,

1161
01:07:23,303 --> 01:07:26,151
The four bags weigh two kilograms.

1162
01:07:26,251 --> 01:07:29,151
That is, two thousand grams, and if we divide it by seven, it becomes...

1163
01:07:31,233 --> 01:07:33,841
It will not even reach three hundred grams per person!

1164
01:07:33,941 --> 01:07:35,891
What about the ingredients that make the creamy sauce, huh?

1165
01:07:35,991 --> 01:07:39,525
* That does not count, as it is like bread.
* Leave the bread aside.

1166
01:07:39,759 --> 01:07:42,802
Go tell Don Floretto and Cosme to come, we'll have dinner in five minutes.

1167
01:07:42,930 --> 01:07:45,702
* They are at the pool, right?
*We left them there.

1168
01:07:49,644 --> 01:07:53,342
♫ Kiss, as the waves of the sea kiss the shore... ♫

1169
01:07:56,790 --> 01:08:02,890
♫ And I loved, loved me as a volcano loves its flames... ♫

1170
01:08:05,796 --> 01:08:07,848
♫ Love me... ♫

1171
01:08:07,948 --> 01:08:09,218
Damn, how you live in bliss and luxury, you rich people!

1172
01:08:09,318 --> 01:08:11,318
We live in a truly wonderful way.

1173
01:08:11,512 --> 01:08:12,472
Damn, I've had enough, man!

1174
01:08:12,572 --> 01:08:13,890
It's an exceptional night.

1175
01:08:13,990 --> 01:08:15,768
Yes, but I'm the one who gets into bike accidents later.

1176
01:08:15,868 --> 01:08:17,666
I am a skilled doctor if something happens to you.

1177
01:08:17,766 --> 01:08:20,066
Yes, but then Paulie gets angry and upset.

1178
01:08:20,230 --> 01:08:22,230
You come to stay at my house and that's it.

1179
01:08:25,549 --> 01:08:26,913
What do you think, handsome?

1180
01:08:27,013 --> 01:08:30,117
*I have nothing to do with these matters, my friend.
* In what matters?

1181
01:08:30,381 --> 01:08:32,037
With that gay stuff, damn it!

1182
01:08:32,137 --> 01:08:35,251
However, it could have been the other way around, but that is no longer popular.

1183
01:08:35,731 --> 01:08:37,155
So what the hell is trending?

1184
01:08:37,255 --> 01:08:39,355
Well... real camaraderie.

1185
01:08:39,527 --> 01:08:41,587
How much do you say a racing bike costs?

1186
01:08:41,687 --> 01:08:43,639
Huge wealth!

1187
01:08:43,739 --> 01:08:47,107
Also, if you want to compete, you will need an official sponsor.

1188
01:08:47,207 --> 01:08:51,207
Damn it, I told you I don't want a husband, damn it, I don't like these practices at all!

1189
01:08:51,973 --> 01:08:55,197
No one said a husband, but a shepherd, a financier, you idiot! The person who pays the money.

1190
01:08:55,897 --> 01:08:57,551
Ah, I get it! We need huge amounts of money.

1191
01:08:57,651 --> 01:09:00,829
Why am I here then, handsome?

1192
01:09:01,057 --> 01:09:03,042
Damn it, don't call me that damn handsome man!

1193
01:09:03,142 --> 01:09:04,887
Besides, do you have all this money?

1194
01:09:04,987 --> 01:09:08,245
Not me, but my mother, but she fulfills all my whims and desires.

1195
01:09:08,345 --> 01:09:10,255
Don't kid me, man!

1196
01:09:10,355 --> 01:09:13,758
I promise you, listen, the last friend I had was a paratrooper,

1197
01:09:13,858 --> 01:09:15,478
So my mother bought him a small plane so he could train on his own.

1198
01:09:15,578 --> 01:09:17,107
truly? What are you saying?!

1199
01:09:17,207 --> 01:09:20,406
As you can hear, in less than three months he was promoted to the rank of Corporal.

1200
01:09:20,506 --> 01:09:23,422
Wow! It doesn't make sense!

1201
01:09:23,522 --> 01:09:26,552
But let's stop talking sadly, let's get to the water!

1202
01:09:29,106 --> 01:09:30,926
Okay, so where the hell did that parachutist go?

1203
01:09:31,026 --> 01:09:32,780
I quarreled with him, he only cared about physical relations.

1204
01:09:33,180 --> 01:09:34,344
And you don't care?

1205
01:09:34,444 --> 01:09:37,652
Oh shit! I am a very spiritual person.

1206
01:09:37,752 --> 01:09:40,206
Does that mean you prefer romantic looks and things...?

1207
01:09:40,306 --> 01:09:42,306
No need to exaggerate either!

1208
01:09:42,446 --> 01:09:46,450
A tender touch, a kiss... a warm hug between friends...

1209
01:09:46,550 --> 01:09:48,512
Hey, dude, you're touching my dick!

1210
01:09:48,612 --> 01:09:50,612
What a weird person you are!

1211
01:09:52,311 --> 01:09:55,211
It's 10:30, I'm letting the dogs out.

1212
01:09:57,225 --> 01:10:00,205
Come on, Ping, go, Pong, come on.

1213
01:10:02,189 --> 01:10:03,887
I swear to you, I saw them with my own eyes!

1214
01:10:03,987 --> 01:10:06,435
If this is true... I'll kill him!

1215
01:10:06,535 --> 01:10:08,043
Girl, get that out of your hands! Paulie, you're going to destroy yourself!

1216
01:10:08,143 --> 01:10:09,207
Paulie!

1217
01:10:09,307 --> 01:10:11,155
She was carrying a knife, what happened?

1218
01:10:11,555 --> 01:10:16,591
I saw Floretto and Paulie's boyfriend in the pool doing dirty and disgusting things.

1219
01:10:16,691 --> 01:10:19,191
Sodom and Gomorrah in this house!

1220
01:10:22,577 --> 01:10:25,633
Swimsuits have become an old and obsolete thing, don't be reactionary, man!

1221
01:10:26,130 --> 01:10:28,449
Okay, I'll take it off, but don't you touch me, you hear?

1222
01:10:28,549 --> 01:10:30,549
I'll just look, I promise, look.

1223
01:10:30,943 --> 01:10:32,943
I swear to you that I...

1224
01:10:33,811 --> 01:10:36,279
Listen, handsome, at least lie on your back in the water, I don't see anything like that.

1225
01:10:36,679 --> 01:10:39,079
Okay, okay, but don't come any closer, okay?

1226
01:10:40,253 --> 01:10:43,007
I will kill you, I will definitely kill you!

1227
01:10:43,107 --> 01:10:45,107
No, Paulie, wait!

1228
01:10:47,665 --> 01:10:49,665
Be careful, Chicho, she's armed with a knife!

1229
01:10:50,237 --> 01:10:51,282
I have to explain it to her...!

1230
01:10:51,382 --> 01:10:53,382
Don't explain anything now.

1231
01:10:54,490 --> 01:10:57,370
*Get out of this house!
*I hate him!

1232
01:10:58,399 --> 01:11:00,399
You two despicable faggots!

1233
01:11:01,269 --> 01:11:03,153
We must help Chicho.

1234
01:11:03,253 --> 01:11:06,956
* Help us here.
* Hold on to the broom.

1235
01:11:07,156 --> 01:11:09,844
Don't explain anything now, and deny everything later, that's much better.

1236
01:11:10,244 --> 01:11:12,244
Police!

1237
01:11:15,352 --> 01:11:16,682
What's wrong with him, did he faint?

1238
01:11:16,782 --> 01:11:18,886
No, he suddenly fell ill without colliding with anything.

1239
01:11:20,642 --> 01:11:23,642
If dogs don't sense our fear, they won't attack.

1240
01:11:24,612 --> 01:11:26,298
Who the hell is afraid?

1241
01:11:26,398 --> 01:11:28,398
we!

1242
01:11:28,584 --> 01:11:29,463
Oh, how terrible!

1243
01:11:29,563 --> 01:11:31,517
Where will we go with this?

1244
01:11:31,617 --> 01:11:33,617
To the kitchen!

1245
01:11:37,729 --> 01:11:38,977
Tell her something.

1246
01:11:39,077 --> 01:11:40,417
Yes... Chicho!

1247
01:11:40,517 --> 01:11:42,517
Oh horror!

1248
01:11:42,958 --> 01:11:45,358
Attack them, Ping, come on, Pong, attack them!

1249
01:11:45,854 --> 01:11:49,054
Oh Chicho, please with the most precious thing you have, bind these ravenous beasts!

1250
01:11:49,670 --> 01:11:55,322
impossible! Let them stay there all night, so that this degenerate learns to respect respectable homes.

1251
01:11:55,622 --> 01:11:58,784
But, Chicho, are you leaving us here? Chicho!

1252
01:11:59,678 --> 01:12:01,678
Take this!

1253
01:12:03,744 --> 01:12:04,971
They didn't connect them, damn it!

1254
01:12:05,071 --> 01:12:08,187
* What a very strange thing!
* What is it?

1255
01:12:08,287 --> 01:12:10,964
Haven't you ever heard that dogs don't attack naked people?

1256
01:12:11,064 --> 01:12:14,114
And make fun of me too! Listen, I'm coming down to prove you otherwise.

1257
01:12:14,214 --> 01:12:16,312
Damn, damn this dirty predicament!

1258
01:12:16,634 --> 01:12:18,634
What are we going to do, buddy?

1259
01:12:19,182 --> 01:12:21,182
Have you seen the movie "Tarzan and His Mate"?

1260
01:12:21,304 --> 01:12:22,940
Yes, what is the matter with that?

1261
01:12:23,040 --> 01:12:25,360
Exactly, come on, give me the banana.

1262
01:12:25,460 --> 01:12:27,460
Go to hell and screw you!

1263
01:12:29,214 --> 01:12:31,111
Dry yourself well so you don't catch a cold.

1264
01:12:31,211 --> 01:12:33,631
And those freaks with this fucking fagot?

1265
01:12:33,731 --> 01:12:35,544
Leave him, let him go to hell, and you go and rest!

1266
01:12:37,580
After all the love I had for him!

1266
01:12:37,680 --> 01:12:40,852
Young Master Chichu, what a huge disappointment!

1267
01:12:40,952 --> 01:12:42,594
Don't worry, come on, you'll be fine.

1268
01:12:42,694 --> 01:12:44,392
Come and sleep peacefully.

1269
01:12:44,492 --> 01:12:49,036
Don't you realize that we live in this world in the utmost disgrace and disgrace?

1270
01:12:49,136 --> 01:12:51,775
Leave this nonsense and go to bed, go to sleep.

1271
01:12:51,875 --> 01:12:54,075
Yes, this is better because my condition is very bad.

1272
01:12:54,399 --> 01:12:57,099
While this devoured two kilograms of pasta!

1274
01:13:00,187
Don't you fancy a French omelette, Don José?

1273
01:13:00,287 --> 01:13:04,813
No, I prefer chamomile tea. Because of everything that happened, my stomach is upset.

1274
01:13:04,913 --> 01:13:08,835
Do you think it's wise to leave these two alone there?

1275
01:13:08,935 --> 01:13:10,591
What do you think they will do?

1276
01:13:10,691 --> 01:13:13,205
Woman, warding off suspicions prevents falling into sin.

1277
01:13:13,305 --> 01:13:16,385
What sins and what nonsense, they are the only normal people in this house!

1278
01:13:16,485 --> 01:13:18,885
Go to your room, and I'll go change my clothes.

1279
01:13:19,277 --> 01:13:21,377
He will suffer from bloating and severe indigestion!

1280
01:13:31,561 --> 01:13:33,561
I'll take this to Don Jose.

1281
01:13:34,250 --> 01:13:36,064
Wait, wouldn't that hurt him?

1282
01:13:36,164 --> 01:13:38,664
No, I'm very thirsty!

1283
01:13:39,410 --> 01:13:41,710
Well, you know what you're doing.

1284
01:13:55,750 --> 01:13:58,480
Wow, really beautiful!

1285
01:13:59,180 --> 01:14:01,984
Oh my mother, my love!

1286
01:14:05,154 --> 01:14:06,744
Don José, you have come.

1287
01:14:06,844 --> 01:14:09,414
Yes, come in, come in, Marusa.

1288
01:14:09,514 --> 01:14:12,374
Chamomile tea is very hot and will relax you a lot.

1289
01:14:12,774 --> 01:14:14,774
Thank you very much, Marosa.

1290
01:14:17,362 --> 01:14:18,861
Is it too hot?

1291
01:14:18,961 --> 01:14:20,961
No, it's perfect and convenient.

1292
01:14:21,208 --> 01:14:23,808
After such a busy and tiring day, you must be tired.

1293
01:14:24,878 --> 01:14:27,138
You know? I was thinking...

1294
01:14:27,238 --> 01:14:29,238
In what?

1295
01:14:29,470 --> 01:14:32,306
In Chichu... and also in Baoli.

1296
01:14:32,406 --> 01:14:34,406
How curious and curious you are!

1297
01:14:35,182 --> 01:14:37,382
No, quite the opposite!

1298
01:14:37,492 --> 01:14:41,198
If we think about it, they'd better enjoy their youth now, damn it!

1299
01:14:41,298 --> 01:14:43,076
This is correct.

1300
01:14:43,176 --> 01:14:47,276
Because later on... one does nothing but age and decay.

1301
01:14:47,794 --> 01:14:50,308
Look at me here, just waiting to die!

1302
01:14:50,708 --> 01:14:52,708
But you are still at the peak of your activity and vitality!

1303
01:14:52,942 --> 01:14:54,659
No, Marosa, no.

1304
01:14:54,759 --> 01:15:00,559
And if you don't believe it, since the death of my poor wife I have lost the desire to live.

1305
01:15:01,733 --> 01:15:04,433
I should have died with her.

1306
01:15:04,723 --> 01:15:06,723
Are you crying now?

1307
01:15:06,918 --> 01:15:12,906
No, don't go, Marosa, I'm very lonely, let's talk.

1308
01:15:13,006 --> 01:15:15,670
Don José, I'm exhausted and I must sleep.

1309
01:15:15,770 --> 01:15:18,632
Lay here next to me then, just for a little while.

1310
01:15:18,732 --> 01:15:20,732
How cranky and demanding you are!

1311
01:15:23,008 --> 01:15:27,582
Or better...better under the covers, cold.

1312
01:15:27,682 --> 01:15:31,070
Don't bother me, Don José, you're no longer old enough for these movements!

1313
01:15:31,176 --> 01:15:33,276
No, it's not what you think, woman!

1314
01:15:33,632 --> 01:15:35,632
Not...not that.

1315
01:15:36,552 --> 01:15:38,952
But...just human warmth...

1316
01:15:54,486 --> 01:15:56,490
Marosa...

1317
01:15:59,148 --> 01:16:00,968
Where is Marosa?

1318
01:16:01,068 --> 01:16:04,452
I went to make chamomile tea for my grandfather, you sleep.

1319
01:16:04,552 --> 01:16:06,552
What are you doing here?

1320
01:16:06,824 --> 01:16:08,168
I was about to leave.

1321
01:16:08,268 --> 01:16:10,268
I am waiting.

1322
01:16:12,304 --> 01:16:13,666
If it weren't for you, I would have drowned.

1323
01:16:13,766 --> 01:16:15,766
But the water is so shallow it barely covers the feet!

1324
01:16:16,006 --> 01:16:18,006
It doesn't matter, I really almost drowned.

1325
01:16:18,530 --> 01:16:20,610
You acted like a real man, not like that bastard!

1326
01:16:20,710 --> 01:16:25,402
We let him go. The dogs chased them and forced them to climb a tree.

1327
01:16:27,014 --> 01:16:28,946
Completely naked?

1328
01:16:29,046 --> 01:16:31,746
I'll go get them down otherwise they'll catch a bad cold.

1329
01:16:36,221 --> 01:16:38,221
What are you looking at?

1330
01:16:39,640 --> 01:16:42,140
I like you better with your hair like this.

1331
01:16:44,432 --> 01:16:46,432
Chicho.

1332
01:16:48,431 --> 01:16:51,636
I'm going to get them down or they'll get really sick.

1333
01:16:51,736 --> 01:16:53,736
Come here, brat.

1334
01:16:59,312 --> 01:17:01,312
Are you afraid now?

1335
01:18:27,126 --> 01:18:29,258
Oh my God, we have to wake everyone up now!

1336
01:18:29,358 --> 01:18:30,131
My whole body hurts.

1337
01:18:30,231 --> 01:18:32,231
We almost died!

1338
01:18:32,396 --> 01:18:34,196
I told you, I drive a Porsche more brilliantly.

1339
01:18:34,296 --> 01:18:35,832
When I saw the truck, I was able to maneuver around it.

1340
01:18:35,932 --> 01:18:37,144
I will bear the blame for everything now!

1341
01:18:37,244 --> 01:18:38,974
No, woman! But when I saw the truck, I could...

1342
01:18:39,074 --> 01:18:42,100
Stop talking about trucks, we should have not left the house in the first place.

1343
01:18:42,200 --> 01:18:44,554
* Of course, like home...
*There's no place like home!

1344
01:18:44,654 --> 01:18:46,654
You are absolutely right!