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Oh, hey.

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What are you doing, Angie? Your pregnant
should be carrying that.

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You got my special little Lopez in
there.

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I was just bringing down Carmen's care
package for college. I told you I was

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going to send it today.

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I know. I got her one of those talking
bears, Angie.

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I recorded a message for her.

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Oh, that's sweet.

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You're getting sentimental in your old
age.

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and I'm on my way to kill you.

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Check out this little basket. I put some
mace in there.

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George, it hasn't even been that long
and I already miss Carmen so much.

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I know I miss her too.

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Until the baby gets here, it's going to
be real quiet.

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I guess this is what they call an empty
nest.

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I'm still here.

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What am I talking about interrupting?

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But you can't have an empty nest if you
still have a kid here.

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Yeah, but Carmen's leaving has been too
painful for me, so that's why I've

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decided that it's better for me if I
distance myself from...

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I won't be going to college for at least
three more

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years. That's very optimistic, young
man.

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I hope your parents would put away some
money, Carla. Hello?

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Yes, I'll accept the charges.

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Who is it?

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I knew I'd say this at some point in our
marriage.

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It's your mother calling from jail.

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Mom? You were supposed to send me a
hollowed -out Bible filled with

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Mom, I'm working at it, right? I was
cutting up the Bible last night, but

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started reading it.

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You know, there's a lot of crazy stuff
in there, and if you think about it,

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got, like, a message.

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Just mail it, George. I need my
nicotine.

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And also, I look tougher with a
cigarette hanging out of my mouth.

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I need to look tougher here, George.

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Give me the phone. Hey, don't you mess
with me, huh?

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Because you know what? I stabbed a baby
for crying in a movie theater. That's

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right.

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Yeah, right.

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I heard you accidentally drove a getaway
car like 30 years ago.

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What are you in here for? For beating an
old Mexican lady to death with a pay

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phone.

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That was fat.

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How's your mom?

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She thought it lonely and scared.

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If Superman throws her into the sun,
it'll be my exact birthday wish from

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was nine.

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for you?

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Classical fetal favorites?

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I heard if you play classical music to
the baby in the womb, it comes out

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smarter. The only thing I heard in my
mom's womb was, I don't care if you're

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drinking for two, lady. Last call is
last call.

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Can you play this one by Mozart?

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What do you think? Isn't that negative?

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D flat minor C.

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Suspended for.

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You know what, Angie? I know another
classic.

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She's a very kinky girl.

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The kind you don't take home to mother.

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She's a super freak.

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Super freak. She's super freaky.

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What are you doing?

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George, I'll be right back. I have to
talk to my dad about something.

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No problem, because I've got to look up
the lyrics online anyways. There's

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something about getting freaky with a
bunch of guys in a hotel room, and I

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to get it right for the baby.

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Maybe you can find a better song.

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Mom,

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can I go to a party tomorrow night? I'm
busy. Ask your father.

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Dad, can I go to a party tomorrow night?
I'm busy. Ask your mother.

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Well, since nobody cares, I'm going to
go to a party with older kids and

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drinking. If I could knock it off,
Mumbles, man, I'm trying to find a song

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sing to the baby.

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Let's see.

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Music, baby, womb.

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Oh, that's not it.

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Oh, my God, look at that thing. What is
that?

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That's a 3D ultrasound.

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You can see the eyelashes and
everything.

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That thing's in mom?

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Gross, it looks like an alien.

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That's your reaction because, okay,
you're a child. When you're an adult

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me, you realize that this is beautiful.

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It's the miracle of... Oh, the alien
move!

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But why was George singing to your
stomach?

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I thought you said your pregnancy was a
false alarm.

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Shh!

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It was.

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But he got so excited about having the
baby, I didn't have the heart to tell

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him.

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So... What are you going to do nine
months from now?

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Hand George a basketball wrapped in a
blanket and say, look, he's got your

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I've got a plan. If I get pregnant right
away, George will never know.

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Well, at your age, it's not that easy.

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Well, I'm ovulating this weekend. I'm
not letting him out of that bedroom till

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I'm knocked up.

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Oh, to think I used to spoon applesauce
into that potty mouth.

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I'm sorry. I'm desperate. I don't want
George to know that I lied.

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I thought I raised you to value honesty.

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Really? Have you told your 27 -year -old
fiancé how old you are?

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Well, my birth records are still in
Cuba, so it is within the realm of

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possibility that I'm 49.

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Okay. Here's the deal.

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You don't tell George.

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I don't tell Lindsay.

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Fine.

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But you also have to back me up that my
last girlfriend was Shakira.

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And hips don't lie, it's about me.

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Angie, have you seen these 3D sonograms?
They're not like the ones that they had

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when Carmen and Max were born. There's a
lot of detail there.

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Yeah, I know.

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They're amazing.

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So, you want to go upstairs?

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You can bring your guitar.

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I'll do anything I have to to get
backstage.

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No, no thanks. I got a lot of work to do
down here.

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have to go upstairs.

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We're all alone.

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It's just you and me.

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Not really.

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What's the matter?

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Look at Angie. She's in the mood again.

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Ever since she's been pregnant, man, her
hormones are going crazy. She's been

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trying to get me in bed all weekend.

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Any other problems?

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Too much money? Your house too nice?

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How can I help you, George?

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How can I help you?

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I saw one of those 3D sonograms, man.

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And now I can't be with Angie because
every time I look at her belly, I see a

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little face in there saying, keep it in
your pants, but I live here.

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Why don't you just tell Angie that it
bothers you? No, man, because then she's

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going to think something's wrong with
her or she's ugly and then it becomes a

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whole big thing.

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Yeah, but I thought it was important for
couples to communicate.

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No.

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You don't communicate.

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That way you never hurt somebody.

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You see, I love Angie so much that I
don't tell her nothing.

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Sorry, Ernie. You guys can't hang out
tonight. George has a lot of chores to

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And you thought she wanted to do it.

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The joke's on you.

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Andale, you got to go do your chores.
Let's go. Vamos.

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Do the laundry.

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And don't forget to feed the cats.

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Hey, Angie, before you say anything, I
just got to tell you that I

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am beat. Good night.

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Well, maybe I have a surprise that'll
wake you up.

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I made a little trip to the Love
Boutique.

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Is that what it's come to, Angie?

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Devices?

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I'm not mad enough anymore?

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You know what? It's going to be months
before I get over this.

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Boutique, I love you.

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Don't be silly. I didn't get anything
like that.

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I just got some massage oil.

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This one heats up when you blow on it.

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I don't know what's wrong with you, but
you have been avoiding me all weekend.

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No more excuses.

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Get upstairs.

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We're doing this, Alice.

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Excuse me.

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May I open the door unmolested? Thank
you, madam.

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Angie?

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George?

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To meet the love of my life, my fiancé,
Lindsay.

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I heard Vic's voice, but it came out of
Bon Jovi's grandfather.

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It is so awesome to finally meet you,
Angie.

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It's awesome to meet you, too.

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We came by to see if you guys wanted to
go clubbing with us later.

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Yeah, we know the bartender, Abba. He
gives us free drinks.

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Yeah, does he give you another glass for
your dentures?

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You won't be joking like that when you
see my moves.

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Hi, Poppy.

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Hi, Creepy.

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You know what? You know what, Daddy?

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Yeah, my dear?

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Why don't we just go to dinner to get to
know each other?

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Choose a place, and George and I will
meet you there in half an hour.

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George, I'll be upstairs.

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We took vows. You have a duty.

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Come on, Lindsay.

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Why do you feel like eating?

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I feel like sushi tonight.

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Oh, no, Lindsay. Angie can't have raw
fish. She's pregnant.

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I thought you said she wasn't pregnant.

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What? Not pregnant? What?

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No. No!

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Of course Angie's pregnant. No, honey, I
was telling you a funny story that was

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unrelated to Angie being pregnant, which
is... I'll tell you more over dinner.

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And we're walking.

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Beth! Get a hurry.

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What's going on? Why did she say that
Angie's not pregnant?

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Oh, this is what he doesn't know about.

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I made another mess, Poppy.

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I'll clean it up, eh?

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Why don't you wait in the car?

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I call DJ, but I won't play Shakira. I
know how that hurts.

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Talk.

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This is between you and your wife.

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Tell me about Angie before I kill you by
closing the top button on those jeans.

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George, I don't want to get in the
middle of this.

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they are, man. Is she pregnant or not?

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No.

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She lied to me and you knew about it?

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George, I tried to keep you from
marrying her, but you wouldn't listen.

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No, you tried to keep her from marrying
me.

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She told you that? Well, what do you
expect?

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She's a liar.

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Is everyone gone?

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Yes, just us.

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Wow.

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Look at you in that robe.

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You like?

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Yeah.

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Look at your tummy, you're already
showing.

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No, I'm not. Yeah, you are.

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You're getting that little belly roll.

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This baby's going to be huge.

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I haven't gained any weight.

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Sure you have. You can see it in your
face, too.

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No way.

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Why don't you relax?

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It's natural that your body changes.
There's no reason to be upset, you know,

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unless, you know, you're not pregnant.

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What are you talking about? You tell me
what I'm talking about, liar, baby

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faker.

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My dad told you? Angie, how could you
lie to me about something this serious?

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The test was a false positive, but I saw
how excited you were about having a

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baby and how depressed you were about
Carmen going away. I figured I could get

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pregnant quickly and everything would be
fine, but you wouldn't have sex with

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me.

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I saw that new 3D sonogram on the
computer and it freaked me out.

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Why would that freak you out? Because
there's a little person in there.

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I don't want to turn your womb into an X
-rated bouncy house.

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Well, I'm not pregnant, but I am
ovulating.

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Hello.

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Now's a chance to have our first planned
child.

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What do you say?

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Hello?

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What? What happened? Is he okay?

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We'll be right down. What is it?

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Max is in the hospital. They won't tell
me what happened. Go get the car. I'll

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go change.

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What was it tonight?

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I don't know. I thought you knew. How
could I know?

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I spent the last two days fighting you
off with your joy jellies and your heat

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cream scotchina.

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Is Max Lopez in there? Where are his
parents? Yes.

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He's okay. We treated him for alcohol
poisoning.

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What?

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So did you pump his stomach?

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Fill him with charcoal, give him a
saline drip to keep him hydrated?

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Yes. And the doctor? No, man. When I was
a kid, I used to bring my mom in here

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for stomach pumpings like twice a month.

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Well, maybe your mother's a bad
influence on your son.

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I doubt it. She's in jail.

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Max, honey, are you okay?

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Yeah, I'm so sorry. What happened?

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I was at this party, and I met this
girl, and she didn't want to drink

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So I said I'd drink with her, and it was
stuff I'd never tried before.

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What have you tried?

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Just beer and whatever else you guys
keep in the house.

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You drank in the house?

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What did you have at the party?

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Drain alcohol.

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Orale, Jethro, that stuff can kill you.

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They put in fruit punch. Oh, well, if
you're getting your vitamin C, then it's

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okay.

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I feel horrible.

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I guess this is my punishment for
drinking.

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Oh, no.

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Your punishment hasn't even started yet.
You're losing video games, the TV, the

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computer, it's Amish time for you, fool.

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I think I'm going to be sick again.

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I can't believe he was drinking at home
and we didn't even

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notice.

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This is my fault.

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My mom's in jail, but my beers kept
disappearing.

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I should have put it together.

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We were so caught up in missing Carmen
and preparing for the new baby.

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We haven't been paying enough attention
to Mac.

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We better start.

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He's 15 and drinking, and next year
he'll be driving.

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We got a long way to go with this one.

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Are we crazy to want to do this again?

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Maybe.

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Because if we do have a baby, it's going
to turn into a teenager, and I don't

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know if I want to be in my 40s getting
calls from the emergency room.

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40s?

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You know what I mean.

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What are you thinking?

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Look, maybe part of the reason I wanted
a baby so bad was because I missed

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Carmen.

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But I'm starting to get over her.

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So, for now, you okay with no more kids?

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Yeah, I'll be all right.

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Yeah. The cigarettes just got here.

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Really?

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Alcohol poisoning.

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Boy, does that sound good right now.

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Okay, oh, later, later.

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Oh, I miss you. I love you so much.

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Sweet.

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It's my brand.

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I have taken enough of your crap.

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You're making a big mistake.

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No, you're making a big mistake.

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I haven't had a smoke in four days.

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You touch my cigarettes and you'll be in
a world of pain.

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Hey, see?

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I've got a pressure point right here
that is very sensitive.

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Hey, you're supposed to be in a lot of
pain.

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Yeah.

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I'll get you some matches.

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