1 00:00:18,392 --> 00:00:20,359 Imagine if we had a million euros. 2 00:00:20,361 --> 00:00:22,695 What would you like to do? Think of something. 3 00:00:22,697 --> 00:00:25,731 Pick anything at all. What would you like to do? 4 00:00:25,733 --> 00:00:27,499 You've put me on the spot. Um... 5 00:00:27,501 --> 00:00:28,534 Anything. Like, come on. 6 00:00:28,536 --> 00:00:30,936 I don't know. Like, what's the budget? 7 00:00:30,938 --> 00:00:32,504 1 million. I just said it. 8 00:00:32,506 --> 00:00:35,607 Uh... do you want me to choose an activity or an object? 9 00:00:35,609 --> 00:00:37,876 Whatever you wanna do, just pick something! 10 00:00:37,878 --> 00:00:39,945 I don't know! Like, skydiving? 11 00:00:39,947 --> 00:00:40,946 Grand. 12 00:00:40,948 --> 00:00:42,414 Not a bad idea, go skydiving. 13 00:00:42,416 --> 00:00:44,450 I'll get you a plane and a parachute 14 00:00:44,452 --> 00:00:46,352 and you can skydive whenever you want. 15 00:00:46,354 --> 00:00:48,654 - Oh! - Where'd you like to live? 16 00:00:48,656 --> 00:00:49,555 Mansion. 17 00:00:49,557 --> 00:00:51,957 Mansion, grand. We living at City Hall? 18 00:00:51,959 --> 00:00:53,492 The Lord Mayor lives there, like. 19 00:00:53,494 --> 00:00:55,527 Well, yeah, we won't actually live in the City Hall 20 00:00:55,529 --> 00:00:58,964 but we'll make a gaff just like City Hall, know what I mean? 21 00:00:58,966 --> 00:01:01,467 And we put it... we put it there. 22 00:01:01,469 --> 00:01:02,901 Yeah, yeah, build our home right here. 23 00:01:02,903 --> 00:01:04,937 - Looking over the city. - Mansion looking over the city. 24 00:01:04,939 --> 00:01:07,406 - We'd need a butler or... - Yeah, to clean the house. 25 00:01:07,408 --> 00:01:08,874 We'd get one of them fellas like... 26 00:01:08,876 --> 00:01:10,843 - Batman? - Yeah, he could run the gaff. 27 00:01:10,845 --> 00:01:13,078 With his English accent! He'd be unbelievable. 28 00:01:13,080 --> 00:01:16,382 Imagine waking up to that every morning. 29 00:01:16,384 --> 00:01:17,082 Yeah, right? 30 00:01:17,084 --> 00:01:19,585 "Alright? What's happening?" 31 00:01:19,587 --> 00:01:22,521 "Alright, alright? What you want for breakfast?" 32 00:01:22,523 --> 00:01:25,724 "You want some tea, son?" 33 00:01:25,726 --> 00:01:26,558 So cool, right? 34 00:01:26,560 --> 00:01:28,927 We could have our own cave as well, like the Batcave. 35 00:01:28,929 --> 00:01:31,063 - We'd call it the Boys Cave. - The Boys Cave. 36 00:01:31,065 --> 00:01:33,399 We'd have pool tables, pinball machines... 37 00:01:33,401 --> 00:01:35,100 - Lava lamps. - Loads of lava lamps. 38 00:01:35,102 --> 00:01:37,436 - Big gold walls. - Big gold walls. 39 00:01:37,438 --> 00:01:38,737 - Furry curtains. - Furry curtains. 40 00:01:38,739 --> 00:01:41,707 Loads of girls with their tits out lying across the couch. 41 00:01:41,709 --> 00:01:43,842 Like... like Spanish girls? 42 00:01:43,844 --> 00:01:44,910 Yeah, yeah! Spanish girls. 43 00:01:44,912 --> 00:01:49,081 We'd look like legends wherever we went. 44 00:01:49,083 --> 00:01:50,716 Sounds amazing. 45 00:01:50,718 --> 00:01:54,586 That handsome-looking fella there is me, Conor MacSweeney. 46 00:01:54,588 --> 00:01:56,889 And that's me best pal, Jock. 47 00:01:56,891 --> 00:01:57,956 It's the summer of 2007. 48 00:01:57,958 --> 00:02:01,727 We're both 15 and just after finishing the junior cert. 49 00:02:01,729 --> 00:02:03,162 For any of you not from Ireland, 50 00:02:03,164 --> 00:02:06,732 all you need to know is it's a load of bollocks. 51 00:02:08,869 --> 00:02:11,904 I live on the north side of Cork city with me mam. 52 00:02:11,906 --> 00:02:14,440 Oh, fuck it. 53 00:02:14,742 --> 00:02:16,975 I was, uh... 54 00:02:16,977 --> 00:02:18,577 ..having a bad dream. 55 00:02:18,579 --> 00:02:20,546 No wonder you're always late. 56 00:02:20,548 --> 00:02:23,515 We're leaving in five minutes. 57 00:02:24,118 --> 00:02:26,185 Five minutes. 58 00:02:34,528 --> 00:02:36,695 And give me two for the wife as well. 59 00:02:36,697 --> 00:02:39,565 - So four? - Give me four. 60 00:02:39,567 --> 00:02:40,466 Alright, love? 61 00:02:40,468 --> 00:02:42,468 Mam's a fishmonger in the English Market. 62 00:02:42,470 --> 00:02:44,136 I'm in working with her for the summer. 63 00:02:44,138 --> 00:02:46,538 We're actually getting on better than usual. 64 00:02:46,540 --> 00:02:47,739 Conor, you fancy doing a bit of work? 65 00:02:47,741 --> 00:02:52,044 What are you getting paid for? Come on. For fuck's sake. 66 00:02:52,713 --> 00:02:54,913 Jock is sort of... self-employed. 67 00:02:54,915 --> 00:02:58,050 Let's just say if you leave your bike locked to a lamppost 68 00:02:58,052 --> 00:03:00,052 within five miles of where he lives, 69 00:03:00,054 --> 00:03:01,186 it's your own fault. 70 00:03:01,188 --> 00:03:03,956 He's the kind of fella who'd do anything for a friend. 71 00:03:03,958 --> 00:03:06,625 Like that time I bumped into Billy Murphy... 72 00:03:06,627 --> 00:03:07,826 Hi, how's it going? 73 00:03:07,828 --> 00:03:09,695 Give me your fuckin' phone! 74 00:03:09,697 --> 00:03:12,598 ..and he wanted to borrow me phone. 75 00:03:14,535 --> 00:03:16,001 Billy's the local nut job. 76 00:03:16,003 --> 00:03:18,103 What school did you go to? 77 00:03:18,105 --> 00:03:19,204 - St Pats. - St Pats. 78 00:03:19,206 --> 00:03:23,509 Did you go to St Pats as well? Didn't go to school, huh? 79 00:03:24,845 --> 00:03:27,079 Jock found this great site on the internet 80 00:03:27,081 --> 00:03:29,781 that can make masks of anyone you want. 81 00:03:29,783 --> 00:03:31,583 Alright, Billy? 82 00:03:35,656 --> 00:03:38,657 He then went to nick the bike from outside the Garda station 83 00:03:38,659 --> 00:03:41,527 which belonged to Sergeant Healy. 84 00:03:41,529 --> 00:03:44,196 He's a bit like a shit Serpico. 85 00:03:44,198 --> 00:03:45,764 - Fuck. - Don't fucking move! 86 00:03:45,766 --> 00:03:48,166 - Get down on the fucking ground! - Healy hates bike thieves. 87 00:03:48,168 --> 00:03:49,768 He treats them like proper criminals. 88 00:03:49,770 --> 00:03:52,638 ..or you're going in the river! Get the fuck off the bike. 89 00:03:52,640 --> 00:03:54,907 - Get your Micky off my back. - Shut the fuck up. 90 00:03:54,909 --> 00:03:56,808 D'you understand the reason for your arrest? 91 00:03:56,810 --> 00:03:58,810 - I do, yeah. - Ya prick. 92 00:03:58,812 --> 00:04:00,712 When the shades raided Billy Murphy's gaff looking 93 00:04:00,714 --> 00:04:04,917 for Healy's bike, they ended up finding hash plants instead. 94 00:04:04,919 --> 00:04:07,719 Shitloads of 'em. 95 00:04:08,556 --> 00:04:10,722 Turned into a bit of a cat-and-mouse game 96 00:04:10,724 --> 00:04:13,058 between Healy and Jock after that. 97 00:04:13,060 --> 00:04:15,894 I'm the only one who knows it's him behind the mask. 98 00:04:15,896 --> 00:04:20,566 To everyone else in the city, he's a legend known only as 99 00:04:20,568 --> 00:04:22,334 Fake Billy. 100 00:04:32,580 --> 00:04:35,614 ♪ I fly like paper, get high like planes 101 00:04:35,616 --> 00:04:38,817 ♪ If you catch me at the border I got visas in my name... ♪ 102 00:04:38,819 --> 00:04:41,086 - Alright, lads? - Alright, Fake Billy? 103 00:04:41,088 --> 00:04:43,922 What the fuck is this? Look at him! 104 00:04:45,926 --> 00:04:47,626 Get fucked, ya cunt! 105 00:04:47,628 --> 00:04:50,095 ♪ If you catch me at the border I got visas in my name 106 00:04:50,097 --> 00:04:52,764 ♪ If you come around here, I make 'em all day... ♪ 107 00:04:52,766 --> 00:04:55,033 Alright, Fake Billy? How about a shift? 108 00:04:55,035 --> 00:04:56,301 Alright, but make it quick. 109 00:04:56,303 --> 00:04:58,103 ♪ Sometimes I think sitting on trains 110 00:04:58,105 --> 00:05:00,672 ♪ Every stop I get to I'm clocking that game 111 00:05:00,674 --> 00:05:04,042 ♪ Everyone's a winner, we're making our fame... ♪ 112 00:05:04,044 --> 00:05:07,145 - How do you cook these? - How should I know? 113 00:05:07,147 --> 00:05:09,781 - You work here. - I don't eat any of this shit. 114 00:05:09,783 --> 00:05:12,317 You serve in a fish shop and you don't eat fish? 115 00:05:12,319 --> 00:05:15,220 ♪ Everyone's a winner, we're making our fame 116 00:05:15,222 --> 00:05:17,889 ♪ Bona fide hustler making my name 117 00:05:17,891 --> 00:05:20,726 ♪ All I wanna do is... ♪ 118 00:05:20,728 --> 00:05:22,394 ♪ And a... ♪ 119 00:05:22,396 --> 00:05:23,662 ♪ And take your money 120 00:05:23,664 --> 00:05:26,798 ♪ All I wanna do is... ♪ 121 00:05:26,800 --> 00:05:28,700 - What do you eat? - Chicken. 122 00:05:28,702 --> 00:05:30,202 Chicken. And nothing else? 123 00:05:30,204 --> 00:05:32,404 Chicken nuggets, chicken balls, chicken burger, 124 00:05:32,406 --> 00:05:34,039 deep-fried chicken, chicken Kiev, 125 00:05:34,041 --> 00:05:35,707 chicken wings, chicken legs, chicken soup... 126 00:05:35,709 --> 00:05:39,411 Come on, boy! What are you waiting for? 127 00:05:39,413 --> 00:05:40,278 ♪ And take your money 128 00:05:40,280 --> 00:05:42,814 ♪ Pirate skulls and bones... ♪ 129 00:05:42,816 --> 00:05:43,915 Scuse me! 130 00:05:43,917 --> 00:05:45,851 ♪ Sticks and stones and weed and bombs 131 00:05:45,853 --> 00:05:49,154 ♪ Running when we hit 'em... ♪ 132 00:05:49,156 --> 00:05:52,024 ..stir-fried chicken, chicken tikka masala... 133 00:05:52,026 --> 00:05:53,091 Alright, alright, I get it. 134 00:05:53,093 --> 00:05:54,860 - You like chicken. - Fucking love it. 135 00:05:54,862 --> 00:05:57,829 ♪ Sticks and stones and weed and bombs... ♪ 136 00:05:57,831 --> 00:05:59,731 Whoop! 137 00:06:00,868 --> 00:06:02,834 Sorry, lads! 138 00:06:02,970 --> 00:06:05,170 You're a barrel of laughs, aren't you? 139 00:06:05,172 --> 00:06:07,172 - Forget about it. - Have a good day. 140 00:06:07,174 --> 00:06:10,434 You could at least make some kind of effort. 141 00:06:10,459 --> 00:06:11,810 I could, yeah. 142 00:06:11,812 --> 00:06:15,814 Hey, Conor! Slow this shithead down, would you? 143 00:06:17,818 --> 00:06:20,052 Get outta the way! Move, will you?! 144 00:06:20,054 --> 00:06:21,186 Get outta the way! 145 00:06:21,188 --> 00:06:24,856 ♪ Already going to hell, just pumping that gas 146 00:06:24,858 --> 00:06:27,325 ♪ All I wanna do is... ♪ 147 00:06:27,327 --> 00:06:29,127 ♪ And a... ♪ 148 00:06:29,129 --> 00:06:30,062 ♪ And take your money 149 00:06:30,064 --> 00:06:33,198 ♪ All I wanna do is... ♪ 150 00:06:33,200 --> 00:06:35,067 ♪ And a... ♪ 151 00:06:35,069 --> 00:06:36,034 ♪ And take your money 152 00:06:36,036 --> 00:06:38,170 ♪ All I wanna do is... ♪ 153 00:06:38,172 --> 00:06:40,706 ♪ And a... ♪ 154 00:06:40,708 --> 00:06:41,339 Bollocks! 155 00:06:41,341 --> 00:06:44,242 ♪ All I wanna do is... ♪ 156 00:06:44,244 --> 00:06:46,144 ♪ And a... ♪ 157 00:06:46,146 --> 00:06:48,380 ♪ And take your money. ♪ 158 00:06:49,783 --> 00:06:52,884 - Conor, what the fuck? - He was being a cock. 159 00:06:52,886 --> 00:06:54,419 You're being a cock. 160 00:06:54,421 --> 00:06:55,854 Mam had me when she was 16, 161 00:06:55,856 --> 00:06:57,489 which was old for our neighbourhood. 162 00:06:57,491 --> 00:06:59,991 No-one showed her how to be a mam, 163 00:06:59,993 --> 00:07:01,326 and she's awful at it. 164 00:07:01,328 --> 00:07:02,861 So she tries to make up for it 165 00:07:02,863 --> 00:07:04,863 by doing things she thinks a mam should do, 166 00:07:04,865 --> 00:07:06,798 like stitching my name in all my clothes. 167 00:07:06,800 --> 00:07:08,834 I find another pair of his jocks in her room, 168 00:07:08,836 --> 00:07:10,836 I'll cut the balls off him, do you hear me? 169 00:07:10,838 --> 00:07:14,172 Do you seriously think I'm riding that dopey-looking fella? 170 00:07:14,174 --> 00:07:15,741 Come on! 171 00:07:15,743 --> 00:07:17,242 You better be wearing johnnies 172 00:07:17,244 --> 00:07:19,778 or I'll be the one who cuts them off! 173 00:07:19,780 --> 00:07:23,915 Jock got his nickname 'cause he only has one pair of underwear. 174 00:07:23,917 --> 00:07:26,084 He's forever borrowing mine. 175 00:07:26,086 --> 00:07:28,053 Nice one. 176 00:07:28,255 --> 00:07:31,790 He's saving up so me and him can move out of home 177 00:07:31,792 --> 00:07:34,126 and rent a flat in the city. 178 00:07:35,996 --> 00:07:37,129 That is, if his old fella 179 00:07:37,131 --> 00:07:40,232 would ever stop nicking all his savings. 180 00:07:40,467 --> 00:07:43,135 What are you doing in here? 181 00:07:54,248 --> 00:07:55,814 My old man died when I was four. 182 00:07:55,816 --> 00:07:57,783 He was on a building site when it happened. 183 00:07:57,785 --> 00:08:00,519 Some dickhead dropped a hammer off the roof. 184 00:08:10,330 --> 00:08:13,532 Jock's mam died only last year. 185 00:08:17,004 --> 00:08:20,472 I think that's kind of why we get each other, do you know? 186 00:08:20,474 --> 00:08:21,940 You need to cut closer to the bone. 187 00:08:21,942 --> 00:08:24,242 I mean, how many times do I have to tell you? 188 00:08:24,244 --> 00:08:25,844 You're useless, you know that? 189 00:08:25,846 --> 00:08:28,246 We both have shitty one-parent families. 190 00:08:28,248 --> 00:08:30,248 That's my money. 191 00:08:30,250 --> 00:08:32,184 I need it. 192 00:08:33,153 --> 00:08:36,021 It's my money. 193 00:09:01,415 --> 00:09:03,582 You're watching the 1:00 news. 194 00:09:03,584 --> 00:09:04,883 And here are the main stories. 195 00:09:04,885 --> 00:09:06,952 Police are searching the coastline of West Cork 196 00:09:06,954 --> 00:09:10,956 for an estimated 440 million euros worth of cocaine 197 00:09:10,958 --> 00:09:12,157 that went overboard in what is 198 00:09:12,159 --> 00:09:15,227 the country's largest ever drug seizure. 199 00:09:15,963 --> 00:09:17,529 The floating bales of cocaine have attracted 200 00:09:17,531 --> 00:09:20,999 what the Gardai are referring to as 'treasure hunters' 201 00:09:21,001 --> 00:09:22,400 hoping to hit the jackpot. 202 00:09:22,402 --> 00:09:24,536 - Where's that going on? - Three Castle Head. 203 00:09:24,538 --> 00:09:28,540 It's the biggest treasure hunt in the history of the state. 204 00:09:28,542 --> 00:09:29,341 Look at them lads. 205 00:09:29,343 --> 00:09:32,878 Gardai warn that any of these so-called 'treasure hunters' 206 00:09:32,880 --> 00:09:35,046 will be serving guaranteed jail time. 207 00:09:35,048 --> 00:09:36,982 Are you gonna pay me this time? 208 00:09:36,984 --> 00:09:40,352 Don't I always pay you? 209 00:10:08,215 --> 00:10:11,216 I've never seen someone so passionate about hating 210 00:10:11,218 --> 00:10:13,518 as Mam is about hating Jock. 211 00:10:13,520 --> 00:10:14,552 Oh, Christ. 212 00:10:14,554 --> 00:10:17,055 There's loads of animals in here, aren't there? 213 00:10:17,057 --> 00:10:18,556 It's a market, Jock. 214 00:10:18,558 --> 00:10:21,459 Jock, on the other hand, loves me mam. 215 00:10:21,461 --> 00:10:23,094 Ah, fuck it, Jock! 216 00:10:23,096 --> 00:10:24,596 - Does it hurt? - Yeah, it does hurt! 217 00:10:24,598 --> 00:10:27,966 I tell him she's only joking when she says mean things 218 00:10:27,968 --> 00:10:30,368 so he doesn't get his feelings hurt. 219 00:10:30,370 --> 00:10:31,603 - See that? - Yeah? 220 00:10:31,605 --> 00:10:33,004 That's called a suckerfish. 221 00:10:33,006 --> 00:10:35,507 That's gonna be your nickname in prison. 222 00:10:36,176 --> 00:10:39,210 That's a good one! 223 00:10:39,646 --> 00:10:40,645 Your mam's hilarious! 224 00:10:40,647 --> 00:10:42,347 Aye, she's always having a craic with you. 225 00:10:42,349 --> 00:10:45,583 I know, but it's brilliant, isn't it? 226 00:10:47,254 --> 00:10:49,020 If you're gonna mindlessly mimic someone, 227 00:10:49,022 --> 00:10:52,624 could you at least pick someone who's got half a fucking brain? 228 00:10:55,696 --> 00:10:56,995 Alright, mate? 229 00:10:56,997 --> 00:11:01,032 Up yours, Mrs MacSweeney. I hope you have a shit day. 230 00:11:02,336 --> 00:11:05,136 Mam's always going on about me mimicking Jock. 231 00:11:05,138 --> 00:11:07,605 I mean, yeah, we have similar haircuts, 232 00:11:07,607 --> 00:11:08,740 but that's just the fashion. 233 00:11:08,742 --> 00:11:13,578 Aside from that, we have our own individual shit going on. 234 00:11:39,106 --> 00:11:40,372 Jock's always coming up with 235 00:11:40,374 --> 00:11:42,140 interesting things to do, like... 236 00:11:42,142 --> 00:11:43,508 Just got hold of 100 smoke bombs. 237 00:11:43,510 --> 00:11:45,443 Wanna let 'em off in school? 238 00:11:51,084 --> 00:11:54,185 And this was the best one yet. 239 00:11:54,187 --> 00:11:57,155 That means that one bale is worth 7 million euros. 240 00:11:57,157 --> 00:11:58,490 - 7 million?! - Each one, yeah! 241 00:11:58,492 --> 00:12:01,626 Do you know how many zeros that is after 7 million? 242 00:12:01,628 --> 00:12:02,327 Hundreds! 243 00:12:02,329 --> 00:12:06,164 Yeah, fucking thousands of zeros! It's so much money! 244 00:12:06,166 --> 00:12:07,632 Ah, but what if we get caught, though? 245 00:12:07,634 --> 00:12:11,069 Do you not know the rules that govern this country? 246 00:12:11,071 --> 00:12:12,303 What? 247 00:12:12,305 --> 00:12:14,472 When the forefathers founded our country. 248 00:12:14,474 --> 00:12:16,808 - Who were they? - The forefathers. 249 00:12:16,810 --> 00:12:20,578 Uh, St Patrick, St Brigid... 250 00:12:20,580 --> 00:12:24,149 I dunno. Why are you asking me these questions, like? 251 00:12:24,151 --> 00:12:25,083 Ask the teacher that. 252 00:12:25,085 --> 00:12:27,318 Basically, when our forefathers founded this country, yeah, 253 00:12:27,320 --> 00:12:31,089 they made rules, like if you're younger than 16, 254 00:12:31,091 --> 00:12:32,724 you're classified as a young offender 255 00:12:32,726 --> 00:12:34,659 which basically means you can't get in trouble. 256 00:12:34,661 --> 00:12:36,694 - So, we're just off the hook? - For some reason, 257 00:12:36,696 --> 00:12:39,130 they thought our brains weren't developed enough, 258 00:12:39,132 --> 00:12:41,533 that we wouldn't know what we were doing or something. 259 00:12:41,535 --> 00:12:43,435 - I know, stupid, isn't it? - Spastics! 260 00:12:43,437 --> 00:12:45,703 It's basically like a get-out-of-jail-free card. 261 00:12:45,705 --> 00:12:47,505 I'm trying to find something wrong with your plan. 262 00:12:47,507 --> 00:12:51,409 It's perfect. Think how easy it'd be to find a bale as well. 263 00:12:51,411 --> 00:12:53,144 Think how good you are at finding stuff. 264 00:12:53,146 --> 00:12:56,514 If I was looking for stuff... stuff'll be found. 265 00:12:56,516 --> 00:12:59,350 This time tomorrow, we could be millionaires, like. 266 00:12:59,352 --> 00:13:01,486 This is where we are, yeah? 267 00:13:01,488 --> 00:13:03,388 That's you, that's me. 268 00:13:03,390 --> 00:13:04,856 And this is where the cocaine went overboard. 269 00:13:04,858 --> 00:13:07,225 Jeez, boy, that's fucking miles away! 270 00:13:07,227 --> 00:13:08,626 No, it's not, it's like that. 271 00:13:08,628 --> 00:13:11,229 You do know it's not actually that far, like. 272 00:13:11,231 --> 00:13:13,231 I know that. I know how maps work. 273 00:13:13,233 --> 00:13:14,466 I'll nick us a couple of bikes, 274 00:13:14,468 --> 00:13:17,135 we leave first thing in the morning. 275 00:13:17,637 --> 00:13:19,270 Uh, can we go the day after? 276 00:13:19,272 --> 00:13:20,672 No, it has to be tomorrow. 277 00:13:20,674 --> 00:13:22,574 The guards'll have it found if we leave any later. 278 00:13:22,576 --> 00:13:25,877 I have to cover Mam in the shop. She's getting her tooth pulled. 279 00:13:25,879 --> 00:13:27,312 You're actually telling me that 280 00:13:27,314 --> 00:13:28,379 you're not gonna go get 7 million euros 281 00:13:28,381 --> 00:13:31,149 'cause you're gonna work in the fish shop for the day? 282 00:13:31,151 --> 00:13:33,451 You could have everything you ever wanted. 283 00:13:33,453 --> 00:13:35,820 Mansions, cars, caves and tits. 284 00:13:35,822 --> 00:13:37,889 I know, right, but I promised her. 285 00:13:37,891 --> 00:13:39,190 What excuse am I meant to give? 286 00:13:39,192 --> 00:13:41,359 "Me and Jock are heading down to West Cork 287 00:13:41,361 --> 00:13:42,327 "to find a bale of cocaine." 288 00:13:42,329 --> 00:13:44,729 She thinks I'm stupid enough as it is. 289 00:13:44,731 --> 00:13:48,733 Boy, this is far more important than your mam's gammy tooth. 290 00:13:48,735 --> 00:13:51,503 This is monumental. 291 00:13:51,505 --> 00:13:53,571 This could be the difference between 292 00:13:53,573 --> 00:13:55,874 us having an amazing life 293 00:13:55,876 --> 00:13:59,777 or us having a really shit one. 294 00:14:00,847 --> 00:14:02,780 I'm going either way. 295 00:14:02,782 --> 00:14:07,352 If you wanna come, meet me at the docks at six in the morning. 296 00:14:22,769 --> 00:14:24,269 Did you ever get 297 00:14:24,271 --> 00:14:25,670 an annoying splinter in your finger? 298 00:14:25,672 --> 00:14:27,805 The more you try and get it out, the deeper it gets? 299 00:14:27,807 --> 00:14:31,442 Well, Healy's the kind of guy who'll cut off his own finger 300 00:14:31,444 --> 00:14:33,511 just to teach that splinter a lesson. 301 00:14:33,513 --> 00:14:34,479 Unlocked bikes, trackers. 302 00:14:34,481 --> 00:14:37,582 D'you know how much shit we're getting because of this? 303 00:14:37,584 --> 00:14:38,449 Stealing is stealing. 304 00:14:38,451 --> 00:14:40,351 They're using trackers on bikes in London. 305 00:14:40,353 --> 00:14:41,953 Oh, we're London Met now, are we? 306 00:14:41,955 --> 00:14:43,555 Did you forget you're in Cork? 307 00:14:43,557 --> 00:14:45,857 I took you off bike duty three months ago. 308 00:14:45,859 --> 00:14:47,258 Yeah, but Fake Billy 309 00:14:47,260 --> 00:14:49,561 is still on the rampage and it's only gonna get worse. 310 00:14:49,563 --> 00:14:53,631 Starts off with a bike, then a car, then a bus. 311 00:14:53,633 --> 00:14:55,633 You gotta stop 'em when they're young. 312 00:14:55,635 --> 00:14:56,834 If that was the train of thought, boy, 313 00:14:56,836 --> 00:15:00,338 the thing after that would be a tank, then a jumbo jet. 314 00:15:00,340 --> 00:15:02,473 Now you see what I'm talking about. 315 00:15:04,511 --> 00:15:07,312 You think I give a shit about Fake Billy stealing bikes? 316 00:15:07,314 --> 00:15:09,747 Don't look like you give a shit about anything except chocolate. 317 00:15:09,749 --> 00:15:12,951 Be very fucking careful now, kid. Very careful. 318 00:15:12,953 --> 00:15:15,954 What's worrying me at the moment is I've cells for a bike thief 319 00:15:15,956 --> 00:15:19,657 you put in there, and murder's on a waiting list to get in. 320 00:15:19,659 --> 00:15:21,626 Enough with the fucking bicycles. 321 00:15:21,628 --> 00:15:24,495 You're a bit of a loner, Healy. It's not healthy. 322 00:15:24,497 --> 00:15:27,665 Do you want me to ask the lads to take you out for drinks? 323 00:15:27,667 --> 00:15:30,835 Maybe hook you up with somebody? Would you like that? 324 00:15:37,277 --> 00:15:41,746 If you wanna catch a big fish, you gotta drop a big hook 325 00:15:41,748 --> 00:15:44,649 right where he likes to feed. 326 00:15:53,426 --> 00:15:55,493 Mam cooks like she hates food. 327 00:15:55,495 --> 00:15:58,496 And the person she's cooking it for. 328 00:15:58,498 --> 00:16:00,698 What's wrong with ya? 329 00:16:01,368 --> 00:16:03,034 Did you have this for dinner? 330 00:16:03,036 --> 00:16:05,903 - Yeah, why? - You enjoyed it? 331 00:16:06,740 --> 00:16:07,538 It's dry, like. 332 00:16:07,540 --> 00:16:12,510 Well, put some ketchup on it. Jesus Christ. 333 00:16:13,747 --> 00:16:16,381 Aren't you lucky I'm here to cook your dry Kiev. 334 00:16:16,383 --> 00:16:18,516 What would you do if I wasn't around? 335 00:16:18,518 --> 00:16:20,385 Wouldn't even know how a microwave works. 336 00:16:20,387 --> 00:16:24,022 - Eat takeaway. - How you gonna pay for that? 337 00:16:24,024 --> 00:16:25,556 Get a job. 338 00:16:25,558 --> 00:16:26,891 Are you taking the piss? 339 00:16:26,893 --> 00:16:28,593 Last I heard you were thinking of quitting school. 340 00:16:28,595 --> 00:16:32,030 - Yeah, I am quitting school. - Yeah. 'Cause Jock is, is he? 341 00:16:33,800 --> 00:16:36,034 Who's gonna hire you without a leaving cert? 342 00:16:36,036 --> 00:16:41,372 Dunno, like. Work on a trade or be a builder or something. 343 00:16:41,374 --> 00:16:43,441 Oh, yeah. Like your old man, is it? 344 00:16:43,443 --> 00:16:44,709 That turned out well, didn't it? 345 00:16:44,711 --> 00:16:46,711 - Fuck's sake. - Hang on, Mam. 346 00:16:46,713 --> 00:16:49,047 No-one's gonna give you a job. Only me. 347 00:16:49,049 --> 00:16:53,885 I'm even thinking of firing you, you're so fucking useless. 348 00:16:56,089 --> 00:17:00,391 - Hey, clear that up. - Fuck off! 349 00:17:00,393 --> 00:17:01,659 Fuck's sake. 350 00:17:01,661 --> 00:17:05,463 And that's how most of our meals end. 351 00:17:05,465 --> 00:17:06,998 Oh. 352 00:17:24,117 --> 00:17:26,751 Oh! 353 00:17:28,755 --> 00:17:31,689 There are two things you need for a good adventure - 354 00:17:31,691 --> 00:17:35,426 a treasure map and someone dumb enough to go with ya. 355 00:17:35,428 --> 00:17:38,696 - Oi, kid! - Now Jock had both. 356 00:17:38,898 --> 00:17:41,833 - Didn't think you'd come. - Fucking course I'd come. 357 00:17:41,835 --> 00:17:44,435 Thanks, boy. Take a look around you. 358 00:17:44,437 --> 00:17:46,437 When we get back, this is gonna be ours. 359 00:17:46,439 --> 00:17:48,373 - We own this place. - 7 million euros. 360 00:17:48,375 --> 00:17:50,942 - 7 million euros. - What are we gonna do with it? 361 00:17:50,944 --> 00:17:52,777 - Like, invest it in stuff. - Invest the money? 362 00:17:52,779 --> 00:17:55,947 - In a business or something. - We won't think about that now. 363 00:17:55,949 --> 00:17:57,915 Close your eyes. Got a surprise. 364 00:17:57,917 --> 00:17:59,517 Alright. 365 00:17:59,519 --> 00:18:01,552 What is it, Jock? 366 00:18:01,554 --> 00:18:03,454 One second. 367 00:18:07,460 --> 00:18:09,660 OK, open 'em. 368 00:18:10,497 --> 00:18:13,097 Lethal, isn't it? 369 00:18:13,466 --> 00:18:15,032 That's a girl's bike. 370 00:18:15,034 --> 00:18:16,901 No, it's not. It's a cruiser. 371 00:18:16,903 --> 00:18:18,970 It's a cruiser with flowers on it. 372 00:18:18,972 --> 00:18:20,104 Jock could convince you 373 00:18:20,106 --> 00:18:22,774 that his shit tasted beautiful if he wanted to. 374 00:18:22,776 --> 00:18:25,543 I was around town for ages looking for the perfect bike. 375 00:18:25,545 --> 00:18:27,078 You ring that and I come to you. 376 00:18:27,080 --> 00:18:29,414 It's got the fanny dip thing. I don't want that. 377 00:18:29,416 --> 00:18:30,948 Fanny dip thing, boy. It's got three gears. 378 00:18:30,950 --> 00:18:33,818 I thought I'd give this to you. You don't have bike miles. 379 00:18:33,820 --> 00:18:36,487 Jesus. Talk about lack of appreciation. 380 00:18:36,489 --> 00:18:38,890 I do appreciate it, boy. No, seriously. 381 00:18:38,892 --> 00:18:39,791 Fair play to ya. 382 00:18:39,793 --> 00:18:41,592 Seriously, I didn't realise it was good. 383 00:18:41,594 --> 00:18:42,860 I was just judging it by its colour. 384 00:18:42,862 --> 00:18:48,099 - Did you get the same bike? - Nah, slightly different. 385 00:18:50,937 --> 00:18:52,737 Ooh! 386 00:18:52,739 --> 00:18:54,071 It's slightly different alright. 387 00:18:54,073 --> 00:18:57,475 Listen to this. Wasn't even locked. 388 00:18:57,477 --> 00:18:59,577 Dickhead. 389 00:19:08,221 --> 00:19:09,787 As we headed out of the city, 390 00:19:09,789 --> 00:19:13,791 we both knew that we were never coming back. 391 00:19:13,793 --> 00:19:15,593 Well, emotionally that is, anyway. 392 00:19:15,595 --> 00:19:18,029 We were gonna change, you know? Grow up. 393 00:19:18,031 --> 00:19:19,931 Learn how to be men. 394 00:19:19,933 --> 00:19:21,833 That's a good strong bridge. 395 00:19:21,835 --> 00:19:24,502 And stop doing childish things. 396 00:19:31,845 --> 00:19:33,110 Imagine it. 397 00:19:33,112 --> 00:19:36,013 61 bales of cocaine washing up on the shore. 398 00:19:36,015 --> 00:19:38,483 All we had to do was find one of them. 399 00:19:38,485 --> 00:19:39,684 Nothin' was gonna stop us. 400 00:19:39,686 --> 00:19:44,188 My boys are killing me. I don't think I can go any further. 401 00:19:44,190 --> 00:19:45,656 Yeah, we're only in Bandon. 402 00:19:45,658 --> 00:19:47,859 Not even 20 miles outside the city, like. 403 00:19:47,861 --> 00:19:49,727 Here, I got you this to cool you down. 404 00:19:49,729 --> 00:19:52,029 When an icepack is unavailable, 405 00:19:52,031 --> 00:19:54,599 you gotta improvise. 406 00:19:57,604 --> 00:20:01,572 Jesus, boy. That's gonna be sticky. 407 00:20:01,574 --> 00:20:02,673 I don't care. 408 00:20:02,675 --> 00:20:05,610 That's nice now. That's all that matters. 409 00:20:05,612 --> 00:20:06,744 Stop, stop. 410 00:20:06,746 --> 00:20:09,547 - Stop. Stop. Stop. - What's wrong with ya? 411 00:20:09,549 --> 00:20:11,983 God, my balls are sticking to the inside of my leg. 412 00:20:11,985 --> 00:20:15,219 - Didn't I warn ya? - How much further do we have? 413 00:20:15,221 --> 00:20:18,022 - About 50 miles. Yes! - Are you serious? 414 00:20:18,024 --> 00:20:19,590 I can't pedal like this for 50 miles. 415 00:20:19,592 --> 00:20:22,727 What are you getting angry at me for, boy? It's your own fault. 416 00:20:22,729 --> 00:20:25,863 I need to wash me plums off, boy. Can we go for a swim? 417 00:20:25,865 --> 00:20:27,632 Grand, alright. We're literally in. 418 00:20:27,634 --> 00:20:31,702 - Wash our balls, and we're gone. - Alright. 419 00:20:35,975 --> 00:20:38,009 Conor. 420 00:20:39,279 --> 00:20:41,145 You busy? 421 00:20:41,147 --> 00:20:43,147 I brought you some tea. 422 00:20:43,149 --> 00:20:45,950 Sorry about last night. 423 00:20:47,220 --> 00:20:49,754 Conor? 424 00:20:57,764 --> 00:20:59,997 Conor? 425 00:21:11,878 --> 00:21:14,612 Here, these jocks are fucking terrible, boy. 426 00:21:14,614 --> 00:21:16,247 They strangle my balls. 427 00:21:16,249 --> 00:21:18,816 It's Mam. 428 00:21:18,818 --> 00:21:19,951 You gonna answer it? 429 00:21:19,953 --> 00:21:22,720 Have her call me a fucking moron? 430 00:21:22,722 --> 00:21:25,323 - No, thanks. - Conor, you fucking moron. 431 00:21:25,325 --> 00:21:27,858 Where are ya? You promised me. 432 00:21:27,860 --> 00:21:29,226 Oh. 433 00:21:29,228 --> 00:21:32,029 Call me back straightaway. 434 00:21:36,869 --> 00:21:38,603 It's definitely deep enough. 435 00:21:38,605 --> 00:21:41,973 - How d'you know? - You can just tell. 436 00:21:41,975 --> 00:21:44,375 But, like, I can see the rocks, like. 437 00:21:44,377 --> 00:21:48,813 Nah. Perspective is different when water is on it. 438 00:21:48,815 --> 00:21:51,382 The rocks are actually, like, really far down. 439 00:21:51,384 --> 00:21:53,618 Magnifies things, water does. 440 00:21:53,620 --> 00:21:56,754 - OK, well, um... - You go first, alright. 441 00:21:56,756 --> 00:21:58,723 Can you swim, though? 442 00:21:58,725 --> 00:21:59,624 Yeah. 443 00:21:59,626 --> 00:22:02,693 I can swim, and I can swim pretty well, boy. 444 00:22:02,695 --> 00:22:04,929 - You can't swim at all. - Who told you that? 445 00:22:04,931 --> 00:22:06,263 It's going all over the place, like. 446 00:22:06,265 --> 00:22:09,133 "It's going all over the place?" Everyone is saying I can't swim? 447 00:22:09,135 --> 00:22:12,336 - Well, pretty much, yeah. - That's bullshit, like. 448 00:22:12,338 --> 00:22:15,172 Do you not know what people call you in school? 449 00:22:15,174 --> 00:22:16,374 - What? - 'Finding Nemo'. 450 00:22:16,376 --> 00:22:18,776 'Cause he's got that fucking gammy fin, like. 451 00:22:18,778 --> 00:22:20,344 They don't call me 'Finding Nemo'. 452 00:22:20,346 --> 00:22:25,082 They call you Nemo. Like, 'Finding Nemo's the title. 453 00:22:25,084 --> 00:22:28,052 - Fuck off. Do they actually? - A little bit, like. 454 00:22:28,054 --> 00:22:30,221 All I'm saying is if we go down by the steps, 455 00:22:30,223 --> 00:22:32,690 you can have a nice little paddle, do your own thing. 456 00:22:32,692 --> 00:22:34,158 No, we're not going in the fucking steps. 457 00:22:34,160 --> 00:22:39,697 The old man's gonna think we're fucking pussies. Look at him. 458 00:22:40,033 --> 00:22:41,732 We need to jump in from here. 459 00:22:41,734 --> 00:22:44,168 Alright, if we're gonna jump in, though, 460 00:22:44,170 --> 00:22:46,237 we better do it together. 461 00:22:46,239 --> 00:22:48,139 - OK? - Together? 462 00:22:48,141 --> 00:22:49,740 Yeah. 463 00:22:49,742 --> 00:22:50,975 Fuck it. Alright. 464 00:22:50,977 --> 00:22:53,310 - So, on three. - Alright. 465 00:23:00,453 --> 00:23:02,720 You ready? 466 00:23:03,189 --> 00:23:07,892 One... two... three. 467 00:23:15,268 --> 00:23:18,703 Hey! There's only 2ft of water. 468 00:23:18,705 --> 00:23:21,305 You'll break your legs if you jump in there. 469 00:23:21,307 --> 00:23:24,141 In God's name. 470 00:23:24,143 --> 00:23:27,078 Crime is sort of similar to going for a swim in the sea. 471 00:23:27,080 --> 00:23:29,947 First you dip your toe in and it's a bit cold, 472 00:23:29,949 --> 00:23:32,817 but before long you're in up to your balls and... 473 00:23:32,819 --> 00:23:36,120 - It's actually really warm. - So warm. 474 00:23:36,756 --> 00:23:39,423 That's it, boy. Come on. Oh! 475 00:23:39,425 --> 00:23:44,128 - It's been a while since I swam. - OK, just kick your feet. 476 00:23:44,864 --> 00:23:47,865 Jock was always the one teaching me things. 477 00:23:47,867 --> 00:23:50,401 - Fuck off! - How to smoke cigarettes. 478 00:23:50,403 --> 00:23:53,838 How to shotgun a can of beer. 479 00:23:54,474 --> 00:23:57,007 How to pick a lock. It was nice 480 00:23:57,009 --> 00:23:59,343 to be able to teach him something for a change. 481 00:23:59,345 --> 00:24:00,945 That's it, boy! You got it! 482 00:24:00,947 --> 00:24:03,748 - I'm like a seal. - Like a seal. 483 00:24:03,750 --> 00:24:06,317 And I'm like a whale. Ah! 484 00:24:06,319 --> 00:24:09,754 Argh! 485 00:24:23,336 --> 00:24:25,202 Should we go back in? 486 00:24:25,204 --> 00:24:27,972 Yeah, come on. Ah! 487 00:24:32,011 --> 00:24:33,544 - What's the matter with you? - It's Conor. 488 00:24:33,546 --> 00:24:36,447 He's gone missing right when I need to go to the dentist. 489 00:24:36,449 --> 00:24:38,115 - You alright? - Aye, typical shit with him. 490 00:24:38,117 --> 00:24:40,985 I had a fight and he's gone. He's just, you know... 491 00:24:40,987 --> 00:24:43,320 What were you fighting about? 492 00:24:43,322 --> 00:24:47,558 Do I ask you what you're doing with all the fish heads? 493 00:24:49,862 --> 00:24:50,561 - No. - No. 494 00:24:50,563 --> 00:24:53,898 'Cause it's none of my business, is it? 495 00:24:53,900 --> 00:24:55,065 No. 496 00:24:55,067 --> 00:24:57,368 I learnt everything I know 497 00:24:57,370 --> 00:24:59,570 about customer service from me mam. 498 00:24:59,572 --> 00:25:05,409 Ah, sorry. Here, look. Have another fish head. 499 00:25:05,812 --> 00:25:08,512 - A salmon one. - It's on the house. 500 00:25:08,514 --> 00:25:12,049 - Thanks very much. - Alright. Go on. 501 00:25:12,051 --> 00:25:14,552 Alright. 502 00:25:30,436 --> 00:25:33,270 Why do you have a little girl's bike? 503 00:25:33,272 --> 00:25:34,038 Why do I what? 504 00:25:34,040 --> 00:25:37,374 Why do you have a little girl's bike with flowers and stuff? 505 00:25:37,376 --> 00:25:40,377 I thought you said it was a cruiser. 506 00:25:40,379 --> 00:25:42,046 It is a cruiser. 507 00:25:42,048 --> 00:25:44,048 A girl's cruiser. 508 00:25:44,050 --> 00:25:46,917 Oh, you're such a liar. 509 00:25:46,919 --> 00:25:49,320 Fuck's sake. 510 00:25:56,596 --> 00:25:59,363 Ah, ignorance really is bliss. 511 00:25:59,365 --> 00:26:03,434 And right then, we had shitloads of it. 512 00:26:29,295 --> 00:26:32,363 Can you see that bike up there as well? 513 00:26:32,365 --> 00:26:34,365 - Top of the hill? - Yeah. 514 00:26:34,367 --> 00:26:36,533 It's been behind us for the last half-hour. 515 00:26:36,535 --> 00:26:38,202 Now it's starting to get closer. 516 00:26:38,204 --> 00:26:41,171 - What are you talking about? - Just a bit paranoid, you know? 517 00:26:41,173 --> 00:26:44,608 Mind if we take the scenic route for the next while? 518 00:26:44,610 --> 00:26:46,343 Yeah, sure. 519 00:27:05,564 --> 00:27:07,097 Bollocks! He's there again! 520 00:27:07,099 --> 00:27:09,566 - Who do you think it is? - I don't know. 521 00:27:09,568 --> 00:27:11,035 He's too far away. I can't see. 522 00:27:11,037 --> 00:27:14,138 It's probably just someone going for a bike ride, like. 523 00:27:14,140 --> 00:27:16,540 A fast bike ride, in our direction. 524 00:27:16,542 --> 00:27:18,509 Look, let's not take any chances, alright? 525 00:27:18,511 --> 00:27:21,045 Time for you to use your tall gear. 526 00:27:21,047 --> 00:27:24,348 ♪ Wise guys leave me tongue-tied 527 00:27:24,350 --> 00:27:29,320 ♪ Make friend of your enemies and keep you close 528 00:27:29,322 --> 00:27:31,689 ♪ For a long time 529 00:27:31,691 --> 00:27:36,093 ♪ Till you make them eat it... ♪ 530 00:27:36,095 --> 00:27:39,430 - Hold up, hold up, hold up. - What are you doing? 531 00:27:39,432 --> 00:27:41,265 Jock? 532 00:27:41,267 --> 00:27:44,068 Keep sketch, keep sketch. 533 00:27:44,070 --> 00:27:47,538 Just hurry up. We're losing time. 534 00:27:50,643 --> 00:27:53,577 Jock... Jock, don't, boy! 535 00:27:53,579 --> 00:27:55,412 There's a kid's toy in the back. 536 00:27:55,414 --> 00:27:59,216 I don't wanna do it either, but what choice do I have? 537 00:27:59,218 --> 00:28:00,384 We could NOT do it. 538 00:28:00,386 --> 00:28:03,220 If it doesn't break first time, it wasn't meant to be 539 00:28:03,222 --> 00:28:06,156 and I won't do it again, alright? 540 00:28:07,226 --> 00:28:09,760 OK, go on. 541 00:28:10,296 --> 00:28:15,132 It was meant to be. 542 00:28:17,136 --> 00:28:18,602 Sketch, sketch! 543 00:28:32,084 --> 00:28:35,352 Oh, fuckin' prick. 544 00:28:37,423 --> 00:28:40,057 Here. Have a look. 545 00:28:48,734 --> 00:28:51,101 Fuckin' prick. 546 00:28:52,671 --> 00:28:58,609 So what are we gonna do, Jock? He's ruining our holiday. 547 00:29:00,746 --> 00:29:03,113 I'm gonna talk to him. 548 00:29:03,115 --> 00:29:04,148 What? 549 00:29:04,150 --> 00:29:05,449 I saw 'Heat' the other day. 550 00:29:05,451 --> 00:29:08,685 You know that film with Robert De Niro and Al Pacino? 551 00:29:08,687 --> 00:29:10,187 I can't say I do, no. 552 00:29:10,189 --> 00:29:12,156 Action movie, full of explosions, guns. 553 00:29:12,158 --> 00:29:13,690 Oh, class. Do you have it on DVD? 554 00:29:13,692 --> 00:29:15,759 No, video. Wait. It doesn't fuckin' matter. 555 00:29:15,761 --> 00:29:18,362 Um, De Niro's the criminal and Al Pacino's the cop. 556 00:29:18,364 --> 00:29:20,531 Al Pacino spends the whole time trying to get De Niro 557 00:29:20,533 --> 00:29:22,599 'cause De Niro's unbelievable, he can't get him. 558 00:29:22,601 --> 00:29:24,535 - Like, cat and mouse? - Yeah, exactly like that. 559 00:29:24,537 --> 00:29:26,837 There's a scene where they meet in a cafe 560 00:29:26,839 --> 00:29:28,238 and set down some ground rules. 561 00:29:28,240 --> 00:29:30,607 If I can go in there and just talk to him, 562 00:29:30,609 --> 00:29:34,678 like fuckin' De Niro and Al Pacino does, like man to man, 563 00:29:34,680 --> 00:29:38,215 maybe I can fuckin' say, "Here, look. Give us a break. 564 00:29:38,217 --> 00:29:41,819 "When we get back, we'll pick it up and it'll be more fun." 565 00:29:41,821 --> 00:29:43,854 You can't just walk in and be like, 566 00:29:43,856 --> 00:29:46,156 "Wanna have your head smacked down, boy?" 567 00:29:46,158 --> 00:29:48,092 I'll go up to the table and... 568 00:29:48,094 --> 00:29:50,094 No, don't go up. Go down. 569 00:29:50,096 --> 00:29:51,395 - Down? - Like that. 570 00:29:51,397 --> 00:29:54,698 "How's it going?" "How's it going?" 571 00:29:54,700 --> 00:29:56,567 - That's good. - "How's it going?" 572 00:29:56,569 --> 00:29:57,734 "Thought we should have a little chat." 573 00:29:57,736 --> 00:30:00,804 "Thought it'd be good to have a little chat. How's it going?" 574 00:30:00,806 --> 00:30:02,573 - Yeah, "How's it going?" - "How's it going?" 575 00:30:02,575 --> 00:30:04,708 "Thought it'd be good to have a little chat." 576 00:30:04,710 --> 00:30:06,577 Kinda like, "I'm not scared of you. 577 00:30:06,579 --> 00:30:07,644 - "But I respect you." - Yeah, see? 578 00:30:07,646 --> 00:30:11,582 "How's it going? Thought it'd be good to have a little chat." 579 00:30:11,584 --> 00:30:14,251 - Yeah. - Alright. 580 00:30:19,758 --> 00:30:23,193 I suppose you do look a bit like De Niro. 581 00:30:23,195 --> 00:30:25,629 Mmm! 582 00:30:54,193 --> 00:30:55,392 How's it going? 583 00:30:55,394 --> 00:30:58,795 Fuckin'... I told him to nod down, not up. 584 00:30:59,832 --> 00:31:04,434 Thought it'd be good for us to have a little chat. 585 00:31:06,438 --> 00:31:07,738 No, no! 586 00:31:07,740 --> 00:31:11,208 - He's wanted by the guards. - Fuck's sake! 587 00:31:11,210 --> 00:31:13,343 I just wanted a chat! That's all! 588 00:31:13,345 --> 00:31:14,444 Oh, my gosh! 589 00:31:14,446 --> 00:31:17,748 Any chance we could discuss some ground rules for this chase? 590 00:31:17,750 --> 00:31:19,449 - What? - I don't know. 591 00:31:19,451 --> 00:31:20,684 You could give me a head start. 592 00:31:20,686 --> 00:31:22,586 I'm gonna catch you and lock you up 593 00:31:22,588 --> 00:31:24,421 where you belong, you thieving knacker! 594 00:31:24,423 --> 00:31:28,625 - Watch who you callin' knacker. - Knacker! 595 00:31:51,684 --> 00:31:53,584 Oh, fuck! 596 00:31:53,586 --> 00:31:56,286 Shouldn't you be spending your time chasing real criminals? 597 00:31:56,288 --> 00:31:57,988 You are a real criminal, you fuckin' moron! 598 00:31:57,990 --> 00:32:00,357 Not I'm not! I'm just having a bit of fun. 599 00:32:00,359 --> 00:32:03,894 Fun? You're nothing but a thieving little fuckin' knacker! 600 00:32:03,896 --> 00:32:06,496 Yeah, well, chasing me is your whole life, boy, 601 00:32:06,498 --> 00:32:09,600 and that's pretty fuckin' sad. 602 00:32:10,336 --> 00:32:12,869 You little fuckin' prick! 603 00:32:18,444 --> 00:32:19,309 What happened? 604 00:32:19,311 --> 00:32:23,680 I don't think he's seen that movie 'Heat', boy. 605 00:32:23,816 --> 00:32:25,015 It was around about then 606 00:32:25,017 --> 00:32:27,551 when I started to miss working in the fish shop. 607 00:32:27,553 --> 00:32:30,287 There, sir, there you go. And your change. 608 00:32:30,289 --> 00:32:31,888 Lovely. Thank you very much. 609 00:32:31,890 --> 00:32:34,925 Sure, I had to put up with Mam giving me shit all day, 610 00:32:34,927 --> 00:32:39,029 but there are a lot of benefits to a steady job, like... 611 00:32:39,031 --> 00:32:40,797 ..not getting chased by a crazy cop. 612 00:32:40,799 --> 00:32:43,767 Is that your phone? 613 00:32:43,769 --> 00:32:44,701 Yeah. 614 00:32:44,703 --> 00:32:46,970 I bet that's how he keeps finding us. 615 00:32:46,972 --> 00:32:49,373 Come on. Get rid of it. 616 00:32:49,508 --> 00:32:51,975 ♪ You know you light me up inside 617 00:32:51,977 --> 00:32:52,876 ♪ You know you turn me on 618 00:32:52,878 --> 00:32:56,613 ♪ Girl, you got me burnin' up Girl, you got it going on 619 00:32:56,615 --> 00:32:59,383 ♪ You in the zone Don't slow it down 620 00:32:59,385 --> 00:33:00,384 ♪ Go ahead and roll one up 621 00:33:00,386 --> 00:33:03,587 ♪ We gonna get high tonight like we don't give a... ♪ 622 00:33:03,589 --> 00:33:05,656 There's this fuckin' weirdo trying to chase us. 623 00:33:05,658 --> 00:33:08,025 Can we hide in your gaff? That be alright? 624 00:33:08,027 --> 00:33:10,394 Sorry! Thank you! 625 00:33:15,601 --> 00:33:18,435 My name is Detective Tony Healy. I'm with the guards. 626 00:33:18,437 --> 00:33:21,071 Two lads coming through here, where did they go? 627 00:33:21,073 --> 00:33:24,474 - Fuck this, man. - No! Wait, wait! 628 00:33:25,944 --> 00:33:29,012 Must have been a different driveway. 629 00:33:29,014 --> 00:33:32,549 No-one came through here. 630 00:33:35,554 --> 00:33:40,824 Look, I can see the tracks leading right up to the door. 631 00:33:40,826 --> 00:33:44,528 - I know they're inside. - They're from my wheelchair. 632 00:33:44,530 --> 00:33:45,829 - You use a wheelchair? - Sometimes. 633 00:33:45,831 --> 00:33:50,701 When I'm feelin' lazy. Great for getting around the farm. 634 00:33:51,704 --> 00:33:54,338 Look, I know you're lying to me. 635 00:33:54,340 --> 00:33:56,840 And what are you gonna do about it? 636 00:33:56,842 --> 00:33:57,874 Radio for backup? 637 00:33:57,876 --> 00:33:59,843 Those two little thieving pricks you've got inside, 638 00:33:59,845 --> 00:34:02,846 they're gonna rob you blind, and you know what? 639 00:34:02,848 --> 00:34:04,915 I hope they do. Might teach you a lesson. 640 00:34:04,917 --> 00:34:09,953 I have nothin' worth stealing, but thanks for the concern. 641 00:34:09,955 --> 00:34:12,122 Now fuck off. 642 00:34:21,066 --> 00:34:23,700 Fuckin' hell, mate. 643 00:34:26,438 --> 00:34:27,571 What's he doing? 644 00:34:27,573 --> 00:34:29,506 He's just standing there, looking at us. 645 00:34:29,508 --> 00:34:33,643 Bet he can go days without food or water. 646 00:34:47,559 --> 00:34:49,960 Nice of you to drop by. 647 00:34:49,962 --> 00:34:52,963 It's been a while. 648 00:34:54,066 --> 00:34:56,433 Do you know him? 649 00:34:56,435 --> 00:34:57,901 No. 650 00:34:57,903 --> 00:35:00,036 You boys hungry? 651 00:35:00,038 --> 00:35:02,038 I'm starving. 652 00:35:02,040 --> 00:35:05,709 I'm thinking of cooking a chicken. 653 00:35:05,978 --> 00:35:07,577 I fuckin' love chicken. 654 00:35:07,579 --> 00:35:14,551 Good. Go out back and kill whichever one takes your fancy. 655 00:35:16,722 --> 00:35:17,888 Kill? 656 00:35:17,890 --> 00:35:21,591 Get him, get him, get him! 657 00:35:21,593 --> 00:35:24,561 Aye! Jesus! 658 00:35:27,900 --> 00:35:29,633 Oh, fuck! 659 00:35:29,635 --> 00:35:31,968 Oh, God! 660 00:35:31,970 --> 00:35:35,472 Hey-hey! Whoo-hoo! 661 00:35:48,921 --> 00:35:51,054 Go on. Do it. 662 00:35:51,056 --> 00:35:52,589 I can't. 663 00:35:52,591 --> 00:35:54,024 It's looking right at me. 664 00:35:54,026 --> 00:35:56,693 It's just a chicken. Stop being a wuss. 665 00:35:56,695 --> 00:35:59,596 It reminds me a little bit of me. 666 00:35:59,598 --> 00:36:00,997 What? How? 667 00:36:00,999 --> 00:36:03,967 The way it's staring. 668 00:36:03,969 --> 00:36:07,070 You know, sort of a confused look, like... 669 00:36:07,072 --> 00:36:10,841 ..like it doesn't really know what's going on half the time. 670 00:36:10,843 --> 00:36:13,777 He's not dyin'! 671 00:36:13,779 --> 00:36:16,546 - He's too strong. - You need to pull it hard, like. 672 00:36:16,548 --> 00:36:18,515 Then he'll start bleeding out the front. 673 00:36:18,517 --> 00:36:21,051 No, he won't. Just pull his neck. 674 00:36:21,053 --> 00:36:22,919 One, two, three. 675 00:36:24,857 --> 00:36:26,189 - He's dead? - He's dead. 676 00:36:26,191 --> 00:36:28,625 - He's dead. Alright. - Put him in the bucket. 677 00:36:28,627 --> 00:36:32,762 Put him in the bucket. That's it. 678 00:36:35,767 --> 00:36:38,235 He's still alive, boy. 679 00:36:43,709 --> 00:36:47,744 What if you hold his neck and I pull his body backwards? 680 00:36:47,746 --> 00:36:50,213 That sounds fair. 681 00:36:52,951 --> 00:36:54,150 Ohh! 682 00:36:54,152 --> 00:36:58,555 As soon as his legs stop kicking, pluck him. 683 00:37:06,999 --> 00:37:10,734 He did say "pluck him", right? 684 00:37:12,638 --> 00:37:15,839 When you live in the city, you don't see many animals die. 685 00:37:15,841 --> 00:37:19,543 They're all dead when they get there. 686 00:37:20,546 --> 00:37:22,579 It didn't seem to bother Jock much. 687 00:37:22,581 --> 00:37:25,982 He had other things on his mind. 688 00:37:36,295 --> 00:37:39,329 You know, when you've only got one thing on your mind, 689 00:37:39,331 --> 00:37:41,998 it can be kind of hard to think clearly. 690 00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:43,934 You can get tunnel vision. 691 00:37:44,970 --> 00:37:49,639 But if you stop and open your eyes 692 00:37:49,641 --> 00:37:51,875 just for a moment... 693 00:37:56,782 --> 00:38:00,917 ..you'd be amazed at what you might see. 694 00:38:01,219 --> 00:38:03,954 The hell is that? 695 00:38:04,323 --> 00:38:06,957 Look at that. 696 00:38:21,373 --> 00:38:23,840 What is it? 697 00:38:23,842 --> 00:38:27,077 And you made me throw away my phone. 698 00:38:28,647 --> 00:38:29,913 GPS? 699 00:38:29,915 --> 00:38:32,882 I knew he had to be cheating! 700 00:38:33,719 --> 00:38:35,385 I've got an idea. 701 00:38:35,387 --> 00:38:39,789 That was rare enough for me so I was delighted with meself. 702 00:39:13,325 --> 00:39:16,326 The chicken is lovely, isn't it, Conor? 703 00:39:19,798 --> 00:39:21,765 Mm. 704 00:39:23,301 --> 00:39:25,268 Oh... 705 00:39:26,038 --> 00:39:29,706 It's alright. Leave it, leave it. It's alright. 706 00:39:29,708 --> 00:39:32,409 Hey, thanks for helping us there earlier. 707 00:39:32,411 --> 00:39:33,710 Yeah. 708 00:39:33,712 --> 00:39:34,978 Yeah, nice that you let us in. 709 00:39:34,980 --> 00:39:38,014 Could've been some other cranky fucker, you know? 710 00:39:38,750 --> 00:39:41,017 What are you staring at? 711 00:39:42,688 --> 00:39:43,953 I'm not staring. 712 00:39:43,955 --> 00:39:45,755 You're staring straight at me! 713 00:39:45,757 --> 00:39:47,924 I'm not staring. I'm just looking at you. 714 00:39:47,926 --> 00:39:49,993 I'm having a conversation with you. 715 00:39:49,995 --> 00:39:53,997 Fucking hell, it'd be weird if we didn't, like. 716 00:39:53,999 --> 00:39:56,433 Do you think this is funny? 717 00:39:56,435 --> 00:39:58,768 No, it's... No, sir. 718 00:39:58,770 --> 00:39:59,936 Dopey little prick. 719 00:39:59,938 --> 00:40:02,706 - Don't call him a dope. - Don't you shout at me! 720 00:40:02,708 --> 00:40:05,375 I'm not fuckin' shouting. I said don't call him a dope! 721 00:40:05,377 --> 00:40:10,413 Every time you come down here, it is the same fuckin' shit. 722 00:40:10,415 --> 00:40:11,781 We've never been here before. 723 00:40:11,783 --> 00:40:15,085 I paid for everything. I put you two through college. 724 00:40:15,087 --> 00:40:18,254 We're 15! I didn't even pass me junior cert. 725 00:40:18,256 --> 00:40:20,824 - Who do you think we are? - Oh, for fuck's... 726 00:40:20,826 --> 00:40:22,225 You've had enough of that now, alright? 727 00:40:22,227 --> 00:40:25,261 Fuck you, I've had enough! This is my fuckin' house. 728 00:40:25,263 --> 00:40:28,465 - I'll drink whatever I like. - Sit down and eat your dinner. 729 00:40:28,467 --> 00:40:30,366 That's my fuckin' whiskey. Give it to me. 730 00:40:30,368 --> 00:40:33,269 - Get off me! - Give me that fuckin' bottle! 731 00:40:33,271 --> 00:40:35,371 Get away from us! 732 00:40:36,041 --> 00:40:37,040 Stay back there. 733 00:40:37,042 --> 00:40:39,042 Get out of the way, you little prick. 734 00:40:39,044 --> 00:40:40,844 - Alright, stop, stop! - What? 735 00:40:40,846 --> 00:40:43,213 - What are you saying? - Relax, alright, boy? 736 00:40:43,215 --> 00:40:45,181 OK, I'm gonna put the chair down 737 00:40:45,183 --> 00:40:48,017 and we're gonna talk, alright? 738 00:40:48,019 --> 00:40:50,120 Alright. 739 00:40:50,255 --> 00:40:52,088 Stay back. 740 00:40:52,090 --> 00:40:54,424 Fuckin' hell! Don't touch it, ya cunt! 741 00:40:54,426 --> 00:40:56,326 I went through all the options in me head 742 00:40:56,328 --> 00:40:59,963 and there was only one logical thing for us to do. 743 00:41:02,100 --> 00:41:03,933 Relax! Relax! 744 00:41:03,935 --> 00:41:06,069 No, no! 745 00:41:06,071 --> 00:41:07,470 I'm here! Look! 746 00:41:07,472 --> 00:41:10,306 Look. Stop. Stop. 747 00:41:10,308 --> 00:41:12,142 Isn't this a nice comfy chair? 748 00:41:12,144 --> 00:41:14,778 - Do you like this? Yeah? - Yeah. 749 00:41:14,780 --> 00:41:16,846 You've just gotta talk to him and he's grand. 750 00:41:16,848 --> 00:41:19,816 - Give me the bottle. - You can't have that, alright? 751 00:41:19,818 --> 00:41:22,919 We'll give you something later, like a beer or something. 752 00:41:22,921 --> 00:41:26,890 - Alright, alright. - See? He wants a beer, boy. 753 00:41:26,892 --> 00:41:28,992 Oh, yeah. 754 00:41:30,428 --> 00:41:33,429 That night sitting around watching telly 755 00:41:33,431 --> 00:41:34,898 was the closest we had all got 756 00:41:34,900 --> 00:41:37,867 to a normal night in for a long, long time. 757 00:41:37,869 --> 00:41:39,936 Yeah, that show is very good. 758 00:41:45,010 --> 00:41:46,943 I think sometimes people do the opposite 759 00:41:46,945 --> 00:41:50,113 of what they should do when they're lonely. 760 00:41:50,115 --> 00:41:51,981 The hide away at work, 761 00:41:51,983 --> 00:41:55,151 fight with the people they miss most, 762 00:41:55,153 --> 00:41:57,053 and they turn to the bottle 763 00:41:57,055 --> 00:42:01,057 instead of pickin' up the phone. 764 00:42:20,512 --> 00:42:23,279 Imagine you've been out all night, 765 00:42:23,281 --> 00:42:26,182 no sleep, no food. 766 00:42:26,184 --> 00:42:28,985 You're in the same wet clothes. 767 00:42:28,987 --> 00:42:31,221 Same stupid face. 768 00:42:31,223 --> 00:42:33,323 Oh, fuck... 769 00:42:34,593 --> 00:42:40,263 You stuck in there in spite of everything. 770 00:42:40,265 --> 00:42:41,531 At least when it's all over, 771 00:42:41,533 --> 00:42:45,134 you can take pleasure in knowing it was all worthwhile. 772 00:42:45,136 --> 00:42:49,973 No, no, no. No, no, no, no, no... 773 00:42:54,412 --> 00:42:55,111 FUC...! 774 00:42:55,113 --> 00:42:57,547 Our treasure's waiting for us around this corner, 775 00:42:57,549 --> 00:43:00,416 but there's gonna be loads of guards, drug squad, 776 00:43:00,418 --> 00:43:02,619 special forces, helicopters, 777 00:43:02,621 --> 00:43:04,621 probably even the army. 778 00:43:04,623 --> 00:43:06,222 Should we use fake names? 779 00:43:06,224 --> 00:43:08,258 Oh, would you stop with the fake names? 780 00:43:08,260 --> 00:43:12,161 Look, if anyone asks, just say we're on holidays. 781 00:43:12,163 --> 00:43:15,632 - Got it? - Yeah, got it. 782 00:43:22,941 --> 00:43:27,343 Nah, this... this can't be the place. 783 00:43:39,124 --> 00:43:42,091 Here, sorry. Is this Three Castle Head? 784 00:43:42,093 --> 00:43:46,529 - Yeah. - We're just on our holidays. 785 00:43:46,531 --> 00:43:48,464 You should've seen the place yesterday. 786 00:43:48,466 --> 00:43:50,600 You heard about the cocaine seizure? 787 00:43:50,602 --> 00:43:52,168 Uh, no... no. What was that? 788 00:43:52,170 --> 00:43:54,337 Have you been hiding under a rock? 789 00:43:54,339 --> 00:43:57,173 The guards found 61 bales of cocaine. 790 00:43:57,175 --> 00:43:58,441 440 million euro worth. 791 00:43:58,443 --> 00:44:01,344 - They got it all? - Yep, every last one. 792 00:44:01,346 --> 00:44:05,348 There won't be any parties in this country for a while. 793 00:44:05,684 --> 00:44:08,685 Well, that's not good. 794 00:44:09,988 --> 00:44:14,490 FUCK! 795 00:44:24,536 --> 00:44:27,570 ♪ A full moon 796 00:44:27,572 --> 00:44:29,572 ♪ Took the sky 797 00:44:29,574 --> 00:44:32,442 ♪ Then a beast came 798 00:44:32,444 --> 00:44:35,445 ♪ And stole the light 799 00:44:35,447 --> 00:44:38,181 ♪ Now the ghouls are 800 00:44:38,183 --> 00:44:41,351 ♪ Not far behind 801 00:44:41,353 --> 00:44:45,588 ♪ Run with me... ♪ 802 00:44:45,590 --> 00:44:49,025 Jock was taking the news that our treasure was gone 803 00:44:49,027 --> 00:44:49,759 better than I expected. 804 00:44:49,761 --> 00:44:53,296 I'm not crying, boy. It's just hay fever. 805 00:44:53,298 --> 00:44:55,031 Weren't gonna say nothing. 806 00:44:55,033 --> 00:44:59,002 There's so much grass around here. 807 00:44:59,004 --> 00:45:03,239 The pollen count is really high as well at the moment. 808 00:45:07,412 --> 00:45:09,379 What's wrong with ya? 809 00:45:09,381 --> 00:45:13,216 I've just gotta take a wilder-poo, like. 810 00:45:13,585 --> 00:45:14,617 A 'wilder-poo'? 811 00:45:14,619 --> 00:45:17,420 Yeah, boy, I haven't gone since Cork. 812 00:45:17,422 --> 00:45:19,288 What's a wilder-poo? 813 00:45:19,290 --> 00:45:23,159 It's when you take a shit outside, like. 814 00:45:23,294 --> 00:45:25,261 You know, a wilderness poo. 815 00:45:25,263 --> 00:45:29,665 - A poo in the wilderness? - Yeah. 816 00:45:29,667 --> 00:45:33,336 Well, just go, then. There's no-one here. 817 00:45:33,538 --> 00:45:35,571 But you're here, right? 818 00:45:35,573 --> 00:45:37,273 I'm not gonna look. 819 00:45:37,275 --> 00:45:40,043 I hardly wanna see you taking a shit. 820 00:45:40,045 --> 00:45:42,512 Alright. That's not what I meant. 821 00:45:42,514 --> 00:45:46,315 I just need a bit of privacy. That's all. 822 00:45:47,352 --> 00:45:49,819 I'll be back in a minute. 823 00:45:51,589 --> 00:45:53,823 Oh... 824 00:45:54,492 --> 00:45:57,660 Oh, Jesus. Fuck. 825 00:46:27,092 --> 00:46:29,425 Jock! Come here. 826 00:46:29,427 --> 00:46:31,694 I don't wanna look at your poo. 827 00:46:31,696 --> 00:46:34,764 Just come here a second. 828 00:46:36,401 --> 00:46:38,267 - What is it, boy? - Shh! No! 829 00:46:38,269 --> 00:46:41,437 Don't say a word. 830 00:46:44,209 --> 00:46:46,409 Come on. 831 00:46:46,578 --> 00:46:49,312 Be very quiet. 832 00:47:06,598 --> 00:47:09,298 Holy shit! 833 00:47:09,300 --> 00:47:12,435 He must be one of them gang members. 834 00:47:12,437 --> 00:47:15,471 Has he got what I think he's got? 835 00:47:17,742 --> 00:47:21,177 Our treasure. 836 00:47:21,713 --> 00:47:24,514 Fuck, yeah! You fucker! 837 00:47:24,516 --> 00:47:26,849 Fuck. 838 00:47:31,890 --> 00:47:33,456 - Yo. - Psst! 839 00:47:33,458 --> 00:47:35,858 He's alive, but he's passed out. 840 00:47:35,860 --> 00:47:37,593 He's bate. 841 00:47:37,595 --> 00:47:40,730 Look, he's got a gammy arm. 842 00:47:44,636 --> 00:47:47,503 He's got a gammy leg too. 843 00:47:50,408 --> 00:47:52,608 He's handicap. 844 00:47:53,244 --> 00:47:55,711 Poor fella. 845 00:47:55,713 --> 00:47:59,248 That'll make it easier. So come on. Give me a hand. 846 00:47:59,250 --> 00:48:02,285 I'm not stealing from a handicapped fella. 847 00:48:02,287 --> 00:48:03,486 He's a drug dealer. 848 00:48:03,488 --> 00:48:05,454 What difference does it make if he's handicapped? 849 00:48:05,456 --> 00:48:07,623 It's like we're being faced with Stephen Hawking. 850 00:48:07,625 --> 00:48:11,460 This is his chair. You don't say, "Let's take his chair." 851 00:48:11,462 --> 00:48:12,695 Stephen Hawking? Who's he again? 852 00:48:12,697 --> 00:48:15,831 The smart guy who's so smart, he can't walk or talk. 853 00:48:15,833 --> 00:48:17,867 - Do you not know this fella? - No. 854 00:48:17,869 --> 00:48:20,403 "I am gonna invent the universe." 855 00:48:20,405 --> 00:48:22,672 He speaks like he's, like, sucking in. 856 00:48:22,674 --> 00:48:24,240 He's like, "I'm..." Like... 857 00:48:24,242 --> 00:48:28,544 This is what we came for. We're not leaving without it. 858 00:48:33,518 --> 00:48:37,520 He's probably holding onto it for warmth. 859 00:48:37,522 --> 00:48:40,389 It's cocaine, not a hot water bottle. 860 00:48:40,391 --> 00:48:41,557 Shh! 861 00:48:41,559 --> 00:48:42,959 If he wakes up, we're dead. 862 00:48:42,961 --> 00:48:46,395 - He won't wake up. - Why are you whispering then? 863 00:48:46,397 --> 00:48:48,364 I'm not whispering. 864 00:48:48,366 --> 00:48:51,601 For fuck's sake! 865 00:48:51,603 --> 00:48:54,770 Shh, shh, shh! 866 00:48:54,772 --> 00:48:56,772 Shh. 867 00:49:01,546 --> 00:49:03,679 Shh. 868 00:49:22,300 --> 00:49:24,834 He's freezing, boy. We can't just leave him here. 869 00:49:24,836 --> 00:49:26,435 When we're far enough away, 870 00:49:26,437 --> 00:49:30,039 we'll leave an anonymous phone call for the guards. 871 00:49:52,664 --> 00:49:54,930 Shh! Jesus! 872 00:49:54,932 --> 00:49:56,899 Stop yelling! You'll wake him! 873 00:49:56,901 --> 00:49:59,602 He IS fuckin' awake! 874 00:49:59,804 --> 00:50:02,038 - Arggh! - Arggh! Oh, shit! 875 00:50:02,040 --> 00:50:03,472 - Get off! - Ugh! 876 00:50:03,474 --> 00:50:06,842 No! Go... go back to sleep, please! Oh, fuck! 877 00:50:08,313 --> 00:50:10,513 Fuck! Give me my bag! 878 00:50:10,515 --> 00:50:14,684 Go on! Please! Go! 879 00:50:28,900 --> 00:50:30,333 I never really believed 880 00:50:30,335 --> 00:50:31,801 we would find that bale of cocaine. 881 00:50:31,803 --> 00:50:35,104 For me, it was just one of them adventures you go on, 882 00:50:35,106 --> 00:50:36,772 like looking for your G-spot. 883 00:50:36,774 --> 00:50:38,507 You don't really believe it exists 884 00:50:38,509 --> 00:50:42,378 and you're not sure what to do with it if you find it. 885 00:50:42,380 --> 00:50:44,380 We did it, kid. We did it! 886 00:50:44,382 --> 00:50:45,548 We sure did, boy! 887 00:50:57,729 --> 00:50:59,128 For Jock, it's different. 888 00:50:59,130 --> 00:51:03,532 Finding that coke is the only bit of hope he has. 889 00:51:06,070 --> 00:51:09,071 ♪ Anyone in the world could see 890 00:51:09,073 --> 00:51:13,075 ♪ That everything's gonna go right for me 891 00:51:13,077 --> 00:51:16,112 ♪ I'm as happy as I could ever be 892 00:51:16,114 --> 00:51:20,649 ♪ 'Cause everything's gonna go right for me 893 00:51:20,651 --> 00:51:25,888 ♪ L-U-C-K-Y 894 00:51:26,491 --> 00:51:28,124 ♪ Lucky me 895 00:51:28,126 --> 00:51:32,862 ♪ L-U-C-K-Y 896 00:51:33,464 --> 00:51:35,131 ♪ Lucky me 897 00:51:35,133 --> 00:51:39,502 ♪ L-U-C-K-Y 898 00:51:39,504 --> 00:51:42,071 ♪ Lucky me. ♪ 899 00:51:42,073 --> 00:51:44,407 Do you wanna have a gasp and a drink? 900 00:51:44,409 --> 00:51:45,775 I'd really love one. Thanks. 901 00:51:45,777 --> 00:51:49,512 Mind the bike while I'm doing this. 902 00:52:06,564 --> 00:52:10,099 Oh... fuck! Shit! 903 00:52:10,101 --> 00:52:12,468 - What the... - What's going on? 904 00:52:12,470 --> 00:52:14,804 It's gone. It must have got cut on something. 905 00:52:14,806 --> 00:52:15,638 What do you mean, it got cut? 906 00:52:15,640 --> 00:52:20,476 - There's a hole in the bottom! - There's a hole in it? 907 00:52:20,478 --> 00:52:21,811 - Look... - But it's all gone. 908 00:52:21,813 --> 00:52:23,646 I don't know where. I'm sorry, alright? 909 00:52:23,648 --> 00:52:26,182 Seven million euros worth of cocaine pour out this bag? 910 00:52:26,184 --> 00:52:27,883 How didn't you notice it getting lighter?! 911 00:52:27,885 --> 00:52:30,953 How didn't you notice it coming off the back of my bike?! 912 00:52:30,955 --> 00:52:32,721 'Cause that wasn't my fuckin' job! 913 00:52:32,723 --> 00:52:36,659 - I gave it to you to look after! - You have eyes, don't you? 914 00:52:36,661 --> 00:52:39,562 You're some dopey prick, you know that? 915 00:52:39,564 --> 00:52:41,997 Alright, but don't call me that. 916 00:52:41,999 --> 00:52:43,933 Why not? It's what you are. 917 00:52:43,935 --> 00:52:45,801 I'd rather be a dopey prick 918 00:52:45,803 --> 00:52:49,505 than a devious scumbag like you. 919 00:53:27,645 --> 00:53:29,778 ♪ Gonna take the best of me 920 00:53:29,780 --> 00:53:31,780 ♪ Silent hand but you gotta see 921 00:53:31,782 --> 00:53:34,650 ♪ Hey, hey Alright 922 00:53:34,652 --> 00:53:37,186 ♪ We're holding out for better, please 923 00:53:37,188 --> 00:53:39,855 ♪ My hands are tied Baby, can't you see? 924 00:53:39,857 --> 00:53:43,826 ♪ Oh, yeah Hey, hey 925 00:53:45,196 --> 00:53:47,563 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh 926 00:53:47,565 --> 00:53:52,101 ♪ Oh, my Help me again 927 00:53:52,103 --> 00:53:55,538 ♪ Bring me back from the end 928 00:53:55,540 --> 00:53:59,074 ♪ Save yourself in the end 929 00:53:59,076 --> 00:54:02,811 ♪ I tried to tell you Watch out 930 00:54:02,813 --> 00:54:05,581 ♪ Here comes trouble... ♪ 931 00:54:05,583 --> 00:54:08,017 It's too fuckin' tight! 932 00:54:08,753 --> 00:54:11,320 If it isn't Lance Armstrong! 933 00:54:11,322 --> 00:54:13,188 Where the fuck have you been? 934 00:54:13,190 --> 00:54:16,859 Here. Do some real police work. 935 00:54:17,261 --> 00:54:19,762 Who's next there? 936 00:54:21,299 --> 00:54:24,066 I want to report me son missing. He's not answering his phone. 937 00:54:24,068 --> 00:54:28,904 He's been gone since yesterday. That's a photo of him there. 938 00:54:33,277 --> 00:54:35,611 I'm gonna catch you and lock you up 939 00:54:35,613 --> 00:54:37,680 where you belong, you thieving knacker! 940 00:54:37,682 --> 00:54:40,816 Watch who you callin' knacker. 941 00:54:42,954 --> 00:54:46,689 ♪ Watch out Here comes trouble! ♪ 942 00:54:46,691 --> 00:54:49,291 Do you remember that prick Billy Murphy? 943 00:54:49,293 --> 00:54:50,993 Well, his time in the slammer was up 944 00:54:50,995 --> 00:54:54,163 and while inside, he had a cellmate with a big mouth. 945 00:54:54,165 --> 00:54:56,231 Did I hear something about a fella going around 946 00:54:56,233 --> 00:54:57,933 wearing your face as a mask or something? 947 00:54:57,935 --> 00:55:00,636 According to this big mouth, Jock was flah'ing his sister. 948 00:55:00,638 --> 00:55:03,806 Halfway through, he put on his fake Billy mask as a joke, 949 00:55:03,808 --> 00:55:05,708 but she didn't find it very funny. 950 00:55:05,710 --> 00:55:07,676 I hear this screamin' coming from upstairs 951 00:55:07,678 --> 00:55:09,111 from me sister's room - "Arggh!" 952 00:55:09,113 --> 00:55:12,081 It was just a joke! 953 00:55:12,083 --> 00:55:13,782 "Arggh!" 954 00:55:13,784 --> 00:55:15,117 How's it going? 955 00:55:15,119 --> 00:55:18,120 - Who the fuck was that?! - None of your business. 956 00:55:18,122 --> 00:55:21,624 Big mouth put two and two together and got five. 957 00:55:21,626 --> 00:55:26,895 Fake Billy's real name is Conor MacSweeney. 958 00:55:28,933 --> 00:55:30,966 Billy Murphy's friends consist of people 959 00:55:30,968 --> 00:55:32,901 he has previously beaten the shit out of 960 00:55:32,903 --> 00:55:35,771 and they're too scared not to be his friends. 961 00:55:39,276 --> 00:55:40,242 Oh, shit. 962 00:55:40,244 --> 00:55:41,810 I've been fuckin' looking for you! 963 00:55:41,812 --> 00:55:43,912 - You little fuckin' prick! - Fuck off, will ya? 964 00:55:43,914 --> 00:55:45,347 Come here! Come here, you little shit! 965 00:55:45,349 --> 00:55:48,050 - What are you doing, Billy? - You're fuckin' dead! 966 00:55:48,052 --> 00:55:51,754 You hear me? You're fuckin' dead! 967 00:55:51,756 --> 00:55:53,789 Why didn't you fuckin' tell me it was him? 968 00:55:53,791 --> 00:55:56,725 You're fuckin' useless. Yeah, look at the ground. 969 00:55:56,727 --> 00:55:58,027 Look at the fuckin' ground. 970 00:55:58,029 --> 00:56:01,864 ♪ Sometimes people People will get you down 971 00:56:01,866 --> 00:56:05,801 ♪ But get back up It's not the end of the world 972 00:56:05,803 --> 00:56:10,305 ♪ Heh, although it may feel like that sometimes 973 00:56:10,307 --> 00:56:14,977 ♪ It's so simple Simple as one, two, three 974 00:56:14,979 --> 00:56:16,078 ♪ Back on your feet 975 00:56:16,080 --> 00:56:18,180 ♪ You gotta hold your head high... ♪ 976 00:56:18,182 --> 00:56:19,114 Dad, are you home? 977 00:56:19,116 --> 00:56:20,849 ♪ Let 'em know we right here forever 978 00:56:20,851 --> 00:56:24,920 ♪ We ain't going nowhere till the end of the world... ♪ 979 00:56:24,922 --> 00:56:27,389 Nice of you to finally come home. 980 00:56:28,025 --> 00:56:31,193 You're not gonna tell me where you've been? 981 00:56:31,195 --> 00:56:34,463 Back here when I'm talking to you. 982 00:56:35,833 --> 00:56:37,433 ♪ It's so simple 983 00:56:37,435 --> 00:56:39,768 ♪ Simple as one, two, three 984 00:56:39,770 --> 00:56:40,803 ♪ Back on your feet 985 00:56:40,805 --> 00:56:44,273 ♪ You gotta hold your head high... ♪ 986 00:56:48,446 --> 00:56:52,047 The least you can do is offer me some half-arsed excuse! 987 00:56:52,049 --> 00:56:53,482 Just leave me alone! 988 00:56:53,484 --> 00:56:56,385 What happened to your face? 989 00:56:58,322 --> 00:56:59,455 Nothing. 990 00:56:59,457 --> 00:57:00,956 ♪ End of the world 991 00:57:00,958 --> 00:57:03,759 ♪ Ladies and gentlemen, introducing the most impressive 992 00:57:03,761 --> 00:57:06,929 ♪ I plan on shaking the planet until I'm convalescent 993 00:57:06,931 --> 00:57:10,065 ♪ I never count my blessings I only count the cost of living 994 00:57:10,067 --> 00:57:14,803 ♪ It's hard to buy everything they sell on television... ♪ 995 00:57:15,473 --> 00:57:17,072 Are you alright? 996 00:57:17,074 --> 00:57:19,141 Look, I'm grand. 997 00:57:19,143 --> 00:57:22,845 Alright? I just wanna be left alone. 998 00:57:24,315 --> 00:57:29,284 ♪ Sometimes people People will get you down... ♪ 999 00:57:29,286 --> 00:57:30,185 Fine. 1000 00:57:30,187 --> 00:57:33,856 ♪ Get back up, it's not the end of the world, yeah 1001 00:57:33,858 --> 00:57:37,259 ♪ Although it may feel like that sometimes 1002 00:57:37,261 --> 00:57:41,764 ♪ It's so simple Simple as one, two, three 1003 00:57:41,766 --> 00:57:45,067 ♪ Back on your feet You gotta hold your head high 1004 00:57:45,069 --> 00:57:47,202 ♪ Let 'em know we right here forever 1005 00:57:47,204 --> 00:57:53,342 ♪ We ain't going nowhere till the end of the world. ♪ 1006 00:58:05,055 --> 00:58:08,123 How are you, love? Is the battery pre-charged in this? 1007 00:58:08,125 --> 00:58:10,325 Should be. Stick in the gas canister 1008 00:58:10,327 --> 00:58:13,462 and you'll hear a pump if it is. 1009 00:58:24,074 --> 00:58:26,275 What are you making? 1010 00:58:26,477 --> 00:58:29,011 I'm not making anything. 1011 00:58:29,246 --> 00:58:32,314 What's the nail gun for? 1012 00:58:32,983 --> 00:58:35,517 For torturing people. 1013 00:58:47,431 --> 00:58:50,232 That's good. 1014 00:58:50,234 --> 00:58:52,568 "Torturing." 1015 00:58:52,570 --> 00:58:56,171 My husband actually had one of them. They're great. 1016 00:58:56,173 --> 00:58:57,840 Yeah. I'll take that. 1017 00:58:57,842 --> 00:59:01,210 That's 375, all in. 1018 00:59:01,912 --> 00:59:03,445 Oh... 1019 00:59:03,447 --> 00:59:05,347 Fuck. 1020 00:59:06,150 --> 00:59:08,350 I don't have any money. 1021 00:59:11,188 --> 00:59:11,987 Fsssh... 1022 00:59:11,989 --> 00:59:16,358 Sorry, love, you can't have it, so. 1023 00:59:23,500 --> 00:59:25,400 Careful - without that safety thing on 1024 00:59:25,402 --> 00:59:28,403 those nail guns are lethal. 1025 00:59:38,515 --> 00:59:41,183 Arggh! 1026 00:59:41,185 --> 00:59:43,151 Oh, don't do that. 1027 00:59:43,153 --> 00:59:46,121 It's stuck in the bone. 1028 00:59:46,123 --> 00:59:47,890 Arggh! 1029 01:00:52,556 --> 01:00:54,656 Took you long enough. 1030 01:00:54,658 --> 01:00:57,993 I'm here now, aren't I? 1031 01:01:07,438 --> 01:01:09,304 Are you alright? 1032 01:01:09,306 --> 01:01:11,139 Yeah. Fine. 1033 01:01:11,141 --> 01:01:12,641 It's actually good timing, you know? 1034 01:01:12,643 --> 01:01:16,278 I was just thinking about moving out. 1035 01:01:16,280 --> 01:01:19,715 Can I get dressed first before we go, yeah? 1036 01:01:20,517 --> 01:01:22,584 Yeah. Sure. 1037 01:01:29,994 --> 01:01:33,128 Do you get off on that, yeah? 1038 01:01:33,130 --> 01:01:36,665 What goes on in this house is none of your business. 1039 01:01:36,667 --> 01:01:39,234 Maybe not. 1040 01:01:39,536 --> 01:01:43,138 But I think I just found my new hobby. 1041 01:01:46,143 --> 01:01:47,676 Calling all Gardai. 1042 01:01:47,678 --> 01:01:53,215 Be on the lookout for a male armed with a nail gun. 1043 01:02:04,294 --> 01:02:06,194 Made you your favourite - 1044 01:02:06,196 --> 01:02:07,329 chicken nuggets. 1045 01:02:07,331 --> 01:02:10,232 No, I've kind of gone off chicken. 1046 01:02:10,234 --> 01:02:12,734 Jesus, what the fuck happened to you? 1047 01:02:12,736 --> 01:02:15,170 Nothing. 1048 01:02:17,775 --> 01:02:22,310 Are you gonna tell me where you were for the last two days? 1049 01:02:23,280 --> 01:02:25,147 No. 1050 01:02:36,460 --> 01:02:39,461 Do you think I'm a shit mam? 1051 01:02:39,463 --> 01:02:40,495 Yeah. 1052 01:02:40,497 --> 01:02:42,831 Try having a shit son. 1053 01:02:50,140 --> 01:02:52,074 Go on, tell me what I can do better. 1054 01:02:52,076 --> 01:02:55,177 No, you called me fucking retarded last week, 1055 01:02:55,179 --> 01:02:56,478 and there's no need for it. 1056 01:02:56,480 --> 01:02:59,281 You can't call your son that or he'll grow up with problems. 1057 01:02:59,283 --> 01:03:02,217 Alright. Stop being a retard and I'll stop calling you one. 1058 01:03:02,219 --> 01:03:04,286 That's exactly what I mean, like, wh... 1059 01:03:04,288 --> 01:03:06,321 I'm messing with you. Fucking relax. 1060 01:03:06,323 --> 01:03:08,223 Yeah, but sometimes you're not messing. 1061 01:03:08,225 --> 01:03:11,393 Just stop calling me that kind of stuff. 1062 01:03:11,395 --> 01:03:11,860 Alright. 1063 01:03:11,862 --> 01:03:13,462 You have to trust me a bit more as well. 1064 01:03:13,464 --> 01:03:16,431 It's not you I don't trust. It's Jock I don't trust. 1065 01:03:16,433 --> 01:03:20,135 - Why not? - Because Jock's a total fuck-up. 1066 01:03:20,137 --> 01:03:21,570 Oh, he's such a laugh, like. 1067 01:03:21,572 --> 01:03:22,804 He's the only fella in school 1068 01:03:22,806 --> 01:03:24,206 that, kind of, makes me feel warm... 1069 01:03:24,208 --> 01:03:29,811 Not 'warm', like, but... makes me feel nice, like. 1070 01:03:30,414 --> 01:03:32,581 Are you gay? Is that what this is? 1071 01:03:32,583 --> 01:03:33,682 I mean, it's grand if you are. 1072 01:03:33,684 --> 01:03:35,884 Like, fuck, it'll actually explain a lot. 1073 01:03:35,886 --> 01:03:37,452 No, Mam, I'm not gay. 1074 01:03:37,454 --> 01:03:40,755 But if I was, hypopharically... 1075 01:03:40,757 --> 01:03:43,625 ..hypoth... hypothetic... hypothetically... 1076 01:03:43,627 --> 01:03:45,193 - Hypothetically. - Hypothetically. 1077 01:03:45,195 --> 01:03:48,530 He'd be the guy I'd want to be gay with. 1078 01:03:48,532 --> 01:03:51,466 Who says that? 1079 01:03:54,671 --> 01:03:57,272 Jock, is that you? 1080 01:03:57,274 --> 01:03:59,207 - Alright, boy? - It's alright. 1081 01:03:59,209 --> 01:04:01,543 There was this weird-looking fella there came up to me 1082 01:04:01,545 --> 01:04:03,578 by about 15 minutes ago by the garage. 1083 01:04:03,580 --> 01:04:04,679 Hang on a sec. Who's that? 1084 01:04:04,681 --> 01:04:07,415 He was kind of sloping down and he was dragging his leg. 1085 01:04:07,417 --> 01:04:09,417 A zombie. A zombie. That's what he looked like. 1086 01:04:09,419 --> 01:04:12,287 - Are you a guard, or what? - Do I look like a guard? No. 1087 01:04:12,289 --> 01:04:15,390 - He had a picture in his hand. - Do you know where he lives? 1088 01:04:15,392 --> 01:04:16,825 And he was, like, "Conor MacSweeney." 1089 01:04:16,827 --> 01:04:18,627 - Conor MacSweeney. - "Conor MacSweeney." 1090 01:04:18,629 --> 01:04:20,428 - "Where does he live?" - He's a friend of yours. 1091 01:04:20,430 --> 01:04:22,597 He looks just like you. All you little fuckers are the same. 1092 01:04:22,599 --> 01:04:24,833 - My friend Conor MacSweeney? - I swear to fuck. 1093 01:04:24,835 --> 01:04:26,601 He has something that belongs to me. 1094 01:04:26,603 --> 01:04:28,670 - Cocaine? - He said nothing about cocaine. 1095 01:04:28,672 --> 01:04:31,740 So you didn't say nothing? What about the rest of the boys? 1096 01:04:31,742 --> 01:04:33,508 Oh, one of them, alright, no, said, um... 1097 01:04:33,510 --> 01:04:34,709 "We know where he lives, actually." 1098 01:04:34,711 --> 01:04:36,811 He was like, "I know where he lives." 1099 01:04:36,813 --> 01:04:38,180 What the fuck you doing, boy? 1100 01:04:38,182 --> 01:04:39,848 I nudged him. I was like, "Are you fucking slow?" 1101 01:04:39,850 --> 01:04:43,385 - I said, "Shut the fuck up!" - Just tell me where he lives! 1102 01:04:43,387 --> 01:04:45,587 Get the fuck...! Get... 1103 01:04:47,958 --> 01:04:51,359 - Come here. Come here! - Get off me, you fucking... 1104 01:04:51,361 --> 01:04:53,528 Five minutes later, then, I was thinking to myself, 1105 01:04:53,530 --> 01:04:55,430 "It's Conor MacSweeney he's on about." 1106 01:04:55,432 --> 01:04:57,499 Everyone knows where that dopey mog lives. 1107 01:04:57,501 --> 01:04:58,633 He's still around, play it wide? 1108 01:04:58,635 --> 01:05:00,769 Fuck's sake. Alright. Cheers! Nice one. 1109 01:05:00,771 --> 01:05:02,604 - See you later. - See you later. 1110 01:05:02,606 --> 01:05:04,339 Sorry, I gotta do something important. 1111 01:05:04,341 --> 01:05:06,441 I'll be back later, I promise! 1112 01:05:06,443 --> 01:05:09,611 Look, I just don't want you to be a total fuck-up, alright? 1113 01:05:09,613 --> 01:05:11,379 I'm not gonna be a total fuck-up. 1114 01:05:11,381 --> 01:05:14,916 I'll fuck up along the way, like, but I'm not gonna... 1115 01:05:14,918 --> 01:05:15,717 Do you promise? 1116 01:05:15,719 --> 01:05:17,452 ..I'm not gonna fuck up my whole life. 1117 01:05:17,454 --> 01:05:20,755 And if I'm being brutally honest... 1118 01:05:20,757 --> 01:05:25,260 ..you're not the shittest mam in town, so, 1119 01:05:25,262 --> 01:05:27,529 that's the only compliment you're getting 1120 01:05:27,531 --> 01:05:28,763 at this point in time. 1121 01:05:28,765 --> 01:05:29,798 I'll take that. Thank you. 1122 01:05:29,800 --> 01:05:31,933 Well, that's all you're getting, so... 1123 01:05:31,935 --> 01:05:33,902 You're not retarded. 1124 01:05:33,904 --> 01:05:35,237 Most of the time. 1125 01:05:35,239 --> 01:05:38,340 - Oh, come on, Mam. I'm only messing with you. 1126 01:05:38,342 --> 01:05:40,308 - Say one thing good about me. - I'm only... 1127 01:05:40,310 --> 01:05:41,977 Say one thing good about me or I'm gonna cry! 1128 01:05:41,979 --> 01:05:44,279 You're a really, really good son. You're a good son. 1129 01:05:44,281 --> 01:05:47,649 That's very vague. What do you like about me? 1130 01:05:48,885 --> 01:05:51,253 You're really sweet. 1131 01:05:51,255 --> 01:05:51,920 Yeah. Now... 1132 01:05:51,922 --> 01:05:54,356 - And you're thoughtful. - You're so vague! 1133 01:05:54,358 --> 01:05:56,358 Pr... what's... what's... what's... 1134 01:05:56,360 --> 01:05:58,560 What do I do that... you like? 1135 01:05:58,562 --> 01:06:00,929 Do you remember that time on my birthday last year? 1136 01:06:00,931 --> 01:06:02,731 - And I thought you forgot? - Yeah? 1137 01:06:02,733 --> 01:06:06,601 And you bought me flowers, and it was just... 1138 01:06:07,404 --> 01:06:09,804 ..it was just really nice. 1139 01:06:10,507 --> 01:06:11,706 Cool. 1140 01:06:11,708 --> 01:06:13,475 It was just really nice. 1141 01:06:13,477 --> 01:06:15,610 Alright, but don't cry. 1142 01:06:15,612 --> 01:06:17,646 I'm not crying. 1143 01:06:17,881 --> 01:06:21,416 - It was a year ago. - I know. 1144 01:06:21,418 --> 01:06:22,450 I know. 1145 01:06:22,452 --> 01:06:23,885 Eat your food, you weirdo. 1146 01:06:23,887 --> 01:06:27,822 - Fuckin' hell. - You sure you don't want one? 1147 01:06:27,991 --> 01:06:31,059 No, I don't want one. 1148 01:06:31,061 --> 01:06:33,828 I don't either, actually. It's disgusting. 1149 01:06:33,830 --> 01:06:35,063 Told you get the nice ones. 1150 01:06:35,065 --> 01:06:37,499 - What? - Get the nice ones next time. 1151 01:06:37,501 --> 01:06:38,767 Yeah. 1152 01:06:38,769 --> 01:06:41,636 We're in major fucking shit! But I got a plan! 1153 01:06:41,638 --> 01:06:42,937 Jock, my fucking mam's here. 1154 01:06:42,939 --> 01:06:45,340 - How are you, Mrs MacSweeney? - How are you, Jock? 1155 01:06:45,342 --> 01:06:47,676 - Can we talk somewhere else? - No. We haven't got time. 1156 01:06:47,678 --> 01:06:51,079 The dealer we stole the cocaine off is coming. He's not happy. 1157 01:06:51,081 --> 01:06:53,615 - What? - It's not as bad as it sounds. 1158 01:06:53,617 --> 01:06:54,849 Yeah, it IS as bad as it sounds. 1159 01:06:54,851 --> 01:06:56,551 You're un-fucking-believable, do you know that? 1160 01:06:56,553 --> 01:06:59,888 We wouldn't be in this mess if it weren't for you. 1161 01:06:59,890 --> 01:07:01,856 - And why's that? - Who lost all the cocaine? 1162 01:07:01,858 --> 01:07:05,026 Whose bright idea was it to steal it in the first place 1163 01:07:05,028 --> 01:07:07,762 from a dangerous fucking drug dealer, Jock? 1164 01:07:08,665 --> 01:07:09,097 Quits? 1165 01:07:09,099 --> 01:07:11,099 Mam? Mam, what are you doing? 1166 01:07:11,101 --> 01:07:13,702 I'm calling the guards before that drug dealer arrives. 1167 01:07:13,704 --> 01:07:15,870 - What? - You can't! Think about it. 1168 01:07:15,872 --> 01:07:17,839 Do you really want a convict for a son? 1169 01:07:17,841 --> 01:07:20,008 - What? - Who's gonna cover your days off 1170 01:07:20,010 --> 01:07:22,677 in the shop when I'm being raped in prison? 1171 01:07:22,679 --> 01:07:23,745 You're young offenders. 1172 01:07:23,747 --> 01:07:25,046 You'll end up in a juvenile detention centre. 1173 01:07:25,048 --> 01:07:27,615 There's rapists there too. They're just a bit younger. 1174 01:07:27,617 --> 01:07:31,419 - Here. Hold this. - What are you planning on doing? 1175 01:07:31,421 --> 01:07:32,921 - Baking him a cake? - Buy us some time. 1176 01:07:32,923 --> 01:07:35,557 Do you honestly think he's not gonna know the difference 1177 01:07:35,559 --> 01:07:37,058 between self-raising flour and uncut cocaine? 1178 01:07:37,060 --> 01:07:39,594 - He's a fucking drug dealer! - Shake it! 1179 01:07:39,596 --> 01:07:40,362 Is he far away? 1180 01:07:40,364 --> 01:07:43,765 Well, fuck, I don't have a GPS on him, do I? 1181 01:07:45,535 --> 01:07:47,736 Fuck! 1182 01:07:48,004 --> 01:07:50,905 Do drug dealers ring doorbells? 1183 01:07:54,745 --> 01:07:59,414 You two - stay out of sight. I'm gonna see who's at the door. 1184 01:07:59,416 --> 01:08:01,683 Yeah. Use the spy hole. 1185 01:08:01,685 --> 01:08:03,585 Make sure he doesn't see you. 1186 01:08:03,587 --> 01:08:04,819 You think I'm fucking thick? 1187 01:08:04,821 --> 01:08:07,522 - Well, now that you mention... - Shut the fuck up. 1188 01:08:07,524 --> 01:08:10,859 - Use a fake name. - Shut the fuck up! 1189 01:08:20,504 --> 01:08:23,004 - Well, who is it? - It's a guard. 1190 01:08:23,006 --> 01:08:25,640 It's Healy. He knows we stole them bikes. 1191 01:08:25,642 --> 01:08:28,109 - You stole bikes? - Jock stole bikes. 1192 01:08:28,111 --> 01:08:29,778 Oh, I didn't hear you complaining 1193 01:08:29,780 --> 01:08:32,881 when you were sitting on one on the way down to West Cork. 1194 01:08:32,883 --> 01:08:33,882 What are we gonna do? 1195 01:08:33,884 --> 01:08:37,719 I can hear everything you're saying. Open the fucking door. 1196 01:08:37,721 --> 01:08:40,188 Bollocks. 1197 01:08:44,961 --> 01:08:48,663 Right. What the fuck is going on? 1198 01:08:52,569 --> 01:08:56,171 Why don't we go inside for a nice cup of tea, huh? 1199 01:08:56,173 --> 01:08:59,541 See if we can figure it all out. 1200 01:09:05,048 --> 01:09:09,217 How are ya? 1201 01:09:10,187 --> 01:09:14,022 You gonna invite me in or what the fuck? 1202 01:09:14,658 --> 01:09:17,459 Fuck. 1203 01:09:17,461 --> 01:09:18,460 Good morning. No. 1204 01:09:18,462 --> 01:09:20,995 I just... I just wanted to talk to you 1205 01:09:20,997 --> 01:09:23,164 and put things straight... 1206 01:09:23,166 --> 01:09:25,200 Fucking that. 1207 01:09:36,847 --> 01:09:38,246 You know it's a good tea party 1208 01:09:38,248 --> 01:09:42,484 when there's an unconscious guard on the kitchen floor. 1209 01:09:44,154 --> 01:09:46,154 Say when. 1210 01:09:46,857 --> 01:09:47,755 When. 1211 01:09:47,757 --> 01:09:49,090 Sorry. F... 1212 01:09:49,092 --> 01:09:50,492 It's grand. 1213 01:09:50,494 --> 01:09:52,160 - Did I put too much milk in? - No, it's grand. 1214 01:09:52,162 --> 01:09:55,797 - Will I make another one? - No. It's... Leave it. 1215 01:09:55,799 --> 01:09:57,765 Sorry. 1216 01:10:05,876 --> 01:10:08,576 Hi, Conor. 1217 01:10:09,513 --> 01:10:11,913 Him? He's not Conor. 1218 01:10:11,915 --> 01:10:14,883 What do you mean, "He's not Conor"? 1219 01:10:14,885 --> 01:10:17,685 This fella's name's Gary. 1220 01:10:22,626 --> 01:10:23,925 What are you doing? 1221 01:10:23,927 --> 01:10:26,528 It's your fake name. 1222 01:10:29,933 --> 01:10:32,734 Now, I've had a bad fucking day. 1223 01:10:32,736 --> 01:10:35,870 I fell over a fucking fence. 1224 01:10:35,972 --> 01:10:38,773 I got kicked by a young fella. 1225 01:10:39,709 --> 01:10:41,175 And I shot an old one. 1226 01:10:41,177 --> 01:10:43,177 I'm not in the mood for lies. 1227 01:10:43,179 --> 01:10:44,979 The only way you're getting out of here 1228 01:10:44,981 --> 01:10:48,082 without your little pussies being riddled with nails 1229 01:10:48,084 --> 01:10:50,552 is if you tell me the truth. 1230 01:10:50,554 --> 01:10:52,220 Conor Mac-fucking-Sweeney. 1231 01:10:52,222 --> 01:10:53,288 - Right? - Yeah. 1232 01:10:53,290 --> 01:10:56,190 What's that shite all over the floor? 1233 01:10:56,192 --> 01:10:58,593 - That's cocaine. - That's cocaine? 1234 01:10:58,595 --> 01:10:59,994 No, it's not. It's flour. 1235 01:10:59,996 --> 01:11:03,765 - Flour? - It's not. It's cocaine. 1236 01:11:03,767 --> 01:11:06,834 Didn't I just... say 30 seconds ago 1237 01:11:06,836 --> 01:11:09,237 that we all need to be 100% honest? 1238 01:11:09,239 --> 01:11:11,072 - It's cocaine. - It's flour. 1239 01:11:11,074 --> 01:11:13,174 Oh, my God. 1240 01:11:15,345 --> 01:11:16,611 Jesus! Take it easy! 1241 01:11:16,613 --> 01:11:19,914 It's flour. You can taste it if you want. 1242 01:11:43,773 --> 01:11:47,041 Why is there flour all over the floor? 1243 01:11:47,277 --> 01:11:49,010 We, like... We were gonna... 1244 01:11:49,012 --> 01:11:50,778 ..put all the flour in that bag 1245 01:11:50,780 --> 01:11:53,815 and then just hope you'd run off happy out 1246 01:11:53,817 --> 01:11:56,951 with a big bag of flour, but... 1247 01:11:56,953 --> 01:12:01,122 ..you know, Mam came and said, "Nah, that's stupid." 1248 01:12:01,124 --> 01:12:05,159 - She was right. - Yeah, I know. 1249 01:12:05,695 --> 01:12:08,196 So. Where's the cocaine? 1250 01:12:08,198 --> 01:12:14,102 ♪ L-U-C-K-Y Lucky me... ♪ 1251 01:12:14,104 --> 01:12:17,105 On a positive note, we might've set the world record 1252 01:12:17,107 --> 01:12:19,407 for the longest line of cocaine. 1253 01:12:21,244 --> 01:12:24,112 Look, we were really pissed off when it happened, like. 1254 01:12:24,114 --> 01:12:25,279 We had a huge row and everything. 1255 01:12:25,281 --> 01:12:27,882 We were calling each other awful names as well, like. 1256 01:12:27,884 --> 01:12:30,852 I'm actually really sorry about that. 1257 01:12:30,854 --> 01:12:33,721 Nah, but I'm sorry too. 1258 01:12:38,328 --> 01:12:40,028 - Oh! - Christ! 1259 01:12:40,030 --> 01:12:42,163 What the fuck did you do that for? Why? 1260 01:12:42,165 --> 01:12:46,100 Do you seriously think I believe you two are stupid enough 1261 01:12:46,102 --> 01:12:50,705 to lose - lose! - seven million euros worth of coke? 1262 01:12:50,707 --> 01:12:53,941 We are that stupid! I swear to God! 1263 01:12:54,444 --> 01:12:56,411 Arggh! 1264 01:12:56,413 --> 01:12:58,312 Would you stop shooting us with that thing?! 1265 01:12:58,314 --> 01:13:00,314 Where's the cocaine? Just tell me where the fuck 1266 01:13:00,316 --> 01:13:02,417 the cocaine is and I'll go home. I wanna go home. 1267 01:13:02,419 --> 01:13:05,219 Would you leave them alone? They're only young! 1268 01:13:05,221 --> 01:13:07,255 Oh, my God! 1269 01:13:07,257 --> 01:13:09,190 Now, see what's have to happening? 1270 01:13:09,192 --> 01:13:10,358 All three have holes in your legs. 1271 01:13:10,360 --> 01:13:14,862 There was no need for that. There was no need for that. 1272 01:13:15,732 --> 01:13:21,102 Don't worry. You didn't miss anything. Go on, get up. Get up! 1273 01:13:22,372 --> 01:13:24,939 - I'll ask you one more time. - What? 1274 01:13:24,941 --> 01:13:27,442 And if you don't tell me, I'm gonna shoot you 1275 01:13:27,444 --> 01:13:29,744 right through the top of your cock. 1276 01:13:29,746 --> 01:13:31,145 Oh, no. Please. 1277 01:13:31,948 --> 01:13:34,248 Arggh! Arggh! 1278 01:13:34,250 --> 01:13:37,085 Jesus. Sorry. Are you alright? 1279 01:13:42,759 --> 01:13:45,059 Are youse expecting anyone? 1280 01:13:45,862 --> 01:13:48,830 Right, you go. Get that. Bring 'em back here. 1281 01:13:48,832 --> 01:13:50,331 And no fucking super-Gardai shit 1282 01:13:50,333 --> 01:13:53,167 or I'll shoot her in the face loads of times. 1283 01:13:53,169 --> 01:13:54,836 Loads - 'Hellraiser' shit. 1284 01:13:54,838 --> 01:13:57,138 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah. 1285 01:14:06,516 --> 01:14:08,783 Hiya. 1286 01:14:08,785 --> 01:14:11,185 Hiya. 1287 01:14:27,137 --> 01:14:29,237 How's it going? 1288 01:14:29,773 --> 01:14:30,938 How's it going? 1289 01:14:30,940 --> 01:14:34,075 Sorry, you know, for interrupting your tea, 1290 01:14:34,077 --> 01:14:36,444 but, um, I was just wondering there 1291 01:14:36,446 --> 01:14:39,514 if your son could come out for a game of ball. 1292 01:14:39,516 --> 01:14:41,149 Game of ball? 1293 01:14:49,959 --> 01:14:52,426 Where is it, Billy? 1294 01:14:53,429 --> 01:14:54,128 Where's what? 1295 01:14:54,130 --> 01:14:56,798 Look, you don't have to call it 'ball' anymore, 1296 01:14:56,800 --> 01:14:58,966 but... everyone knows, so... 1297 01:14:58,968 --> 01:15:01,335 What do they know? 1298 01:15:01,337 --> 01:15:04,906 You don't wanna be messing round with this fella. 1299 01:15:07,944 --> 01:15:09,944 Arggh. 1300 01:15:09,946 --> 01:15:10,444 Ah! 1301 01:15:10,446 --> 01:15:13,881 Oh, don't shoot me, please! 1302 01:15:13,883 --> 01:15:14,849 Oh! 1303 01:15:14,851 --> 01:15:16,284 Classic, alright. 1304 01:15:16,286 --> 01:15:17,518 Our cocaine. 1305 01:15:17,520 --> 01:15:18,886 Cocaine, now, is it? 1306 01:15:18,888 --> 01:15:20,955 How much did you get for it? 1307 01:15:20,957 --> 01:15:22,957 I got millions for it. 1308 01:15:22,959 --> 01:15:24,592 Millions! What are you on about? 1309 01:15:24,594 --> 01:15:28,296 How many millions? Those are my millions, Billy. 1310 01:15:28,298 --> 01:15:30,198 I don't know what he's on about! 1311 01:15:30,200 --> 01:15:32,433 Didn't you just get out of prison? 1312 01:15:32,435 --> 01:15:33,568 Yeah. 1313 01:15:33,570 --> 01:15:34,936 What was it for again, Jock? 1314 01:15:34,938 --> 01:15:38,239 - Er, drugs, wasn't it? - I think so. 1315 01:15:38,241 --> 01:15:40,041 What was it? 1316 01:15:40,043 --> 01:15:42,176 - No, it's drugs alright. - Drugs. Yeah. 1317 01:15:42,178 --> 01:15:44,412 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 1318 01:15:44,414 --> 01:15:47,014 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 1319 01:15:47,550 --> 01:15:48,316 Relax. 1320 01:15:48,318 --> 01:15:50,985 I'm gonna ask you once, Billy. 1321 01:15:51,120 --> 01:15:54,455 Where... is my fucking... cocaine? 1322 01:15:54,457 --> 01:15:56,958 What are you looking for? A bit of coke, is it? 1323 01:15:56,960 --> 01:15:58,326 I can get coke. Is that alright with you? 1324 01:15:58,328 --> 01:16:02,129 Yeah. There's no problem. What do you want, a couple of grams? 1325 01:16:04,067 --> 01:16:05,333 Fuck! That really hurts! 1326 01:16:05,335 --> 01:16:07,902 Now, Billy, the coke - where is it?! 1327 01:16:07,904 --> 01:16:10,271 I dunno! 1328 01:16:10,273 --> 01:16:11,939 - The clip. - What clip? 1329 01:16:11,941 --> 01:16:13,441 Gotta pull the thing. 1330 01:16:13,443 --> 01:16:15,943 - Oh! - It's not the clip! 1331 01:16:15,945 --> 01:16:18,913 ♪ Dancing in the disco bumper to bumper 1332 01:16:18,915 --> 01:16:21,082 ♪ Wait a minute Where's me jumper? 1333 01:16:21,084 --> 01:16:24,418 ♪ Where's me jumper? Where's me jumper? 1334 01:16:24,420 --> 01:16:27,221 ♪ Where's me jumper? 1335 01:16:30,994 --> 01:16:34,128 ♪ Dancing in the disco bumper to bumper 1336 01:16:34,130 --> 01:16:36,097 ♪ Wait a minute Where's me jumper? 1337 01:16:36,099 --> 01:16:39,467 ♪ Where's me jumper Where's me jumper? 1338 01:16:39,469 --> 01:16:40,468 ♪ Where's me jumper? 1339 01:16:40,470 --> 01:16:43,537 ♪ Where's me jumper? Oh, no! 1340 01:16:44,173 --> 01:16:46,207 ♪ Dancing in the disco 1341 01:16:46,209 --> 01:16:47,174 ♪ Oh, no, oh, no 1342 01:16:47,176 --> 01:16:52,513 ♪ Oh, my mother will be so, so angry 1343 01:16:52,515 --> 01:16:57,351 ♪ And my brother will be so, so angry 1344 01:16:57,353 --> 01:17:01,489 ♪ 'Cause I was dancing in the disco bumper to bumper 1345 01:17:01,491 --> 01:17:03,658 ♪ Wait a minute Where's me jumper? 1346 01:17:03,660 --> 01:17:07,128 ♪ Where's me jumper? Where's me jumper? 1347 01:17:07,130 --> 01:17:08,496 ♪ Where's me jumper... ♪ 1348 01:17:08,498 --> 01:17:11,198 That's enough. He's out cold. 1349 01:17:21,511 --> 01:17:24,612 They say if you wear a mask for long enough 1350 01:17:24,614 --> 01:17:28,015 it can be hard to take off. 1351 01:17:28,551 --> 01:17:31,585 I'm not talking about any stupid psychology shit. 1352 01:17:31,587 --> 01:17:34,422 It has something to do with the glue going off. 1353 01:17:34,424 --> 01:17:36,991 It clings onto your skin. 1354 01:17:45,435 --> 01:17:49,170 Everything I just told you is 100% true. 1355 01:17:49,172 --> 01:17:51,238 Well, most of it, anyway. 1356 01:17:51,240 --> 01:17:53,607 I did have to adjust the facts a bit for the telly. 1357 01:17:53,609 --> 01:17:56,577 We are so lucky to have Gardai like Sergeant Healy, 1358 01:17:56,579 --> 01:18:00,514 er, to protect us from dangerous criminals. He's our hero. 1359 01:18:00,516 --> 01:18:02,416 Healy tried to get them facts straightened out, 1360 01:18:02,418 --> 01:18:05,186 but his superintendent didn't seem to give a shit. 1361 01:18:05,188 --> 01:18:06,320 The station needs the publicity. 1362 01:18:06,322 --> 01:18:09,223 It's a great story, so shut the fuck up 1363 01:18:09,225 --> 01:18:10,992 and take the promotion. 1364 01:18:10,994 --> 01:18:12,393 And no more bicycles. 1365 01:18:12,395 --> 01:18:15,196 Jock had his day in court for stealing bikes. 1366 01:18:15,198 --> 01:18:16,998 He was given a suspended sentence 1367 01:18:17,000 --> 01:18:18,432 because of his abusive upbringing 1368 01:18:18,434 --> 01:18:20,401 and was placed into foster care. 1369 01:18:22,271 --> 01:18:24,472 And guess who became a foster parent - 1370 01:18:24,474 --> 01:18:26,307 with great reluctance, I might add. 1371 01:18:26,309 --> 01:18:28,609 That's some useless bollocks. Look. 1372 01:18:28,611 --> 01:18:30,111 You on the jammy rag or what? 1373 01:18:30,113 --> 01:18:32,046 It was nice that she had someone else 1374 01:18:32,048 --> 01:18:33,614 to yell at other than me for a change. 1375 01:18:33,616 --> 01:18:36,317 - I'm your son now. - You're not my son! 1376 01:18:36,319 --> 01:18:38,319 - I am your son. - I didn't adopt you. 1377 01:18:38,321 --> 01:18:39,353 - I love you. - Oh, my God. 1378 01:18:39,355 --> 01:18:41,389 Billy Murphy found himself back in prison. 1379 01:18:41,391 --> 01:18:43,758 - Did you find your man? - This time for attempted murder 1380 01:18:43,760 --> 01:18:46,394 so we won't be seeing him for a while. 1381 01:18:46,396 --> 01:18:48,195 Mam visited the local butcher 1382 01:18:48,197 --> 01:18:50,197 and finally got her gammy tooth sorted. 1383 01:18:50,199 --> 01:18:53,634 Oh, I don't envy that fella. As for me... 1384 01:18:53,636 --> 01:18:56,103 Alright, this mackerel here came from over that hill 1385 01:18:56,105 --> 01:18:57,204 and only took 20 minutes to get here. 1386 01:18:57,206 --> 01:19:00,408 - That's how fresh it is. - Alright. Go on. Give me four. 1387 01:19:00,410 --> 01:19:03,044 So what else are you selling that's local? 1388 01:19:03,046 --> 01:19:04,245 You're looking at it, but. 1389 01:19:04,247 --> 01:19:05,112 Sure I can get that for free. 1390 01:19:05,114 --> 01:19:09,283 Where one treasure hunt ends, another one begins. 1391 01:19:09,285 --> 01:19:12,153 We've got other stuff too, like. You interested? 1392 01:19:12,155 --> 01:19:14,422 - Alright. Go on. - This is an oyster. 1393 01:19:14,424 --> 01:19:15,189 A delicacy really. 1394 01:19:15,191 --> 01:19:17,525 People call me the oyster of the land because, you know, 1395 01:19:17,527 --> 01:19:22,063 my hard exterior and soft, emotional interior, do you know? 1396 01:19:22,065 --> 01:19:24,765 Pulling that shit again? "You're looking at it." 1397 01:19:24,767 --> 01:19:28,135 At least he's not a fucking streak of misery. 1398 01:19:28,137 --> 01:19:30,171 A streak of misery? 1399 01:19:30,173 --> 01:19:31,072 Hrrrgh. 1400 01:19:31,074 --> 01:19:32,273 - Is that how I look? - Yeah. 1401 01:19:32,275 --> 01:19:34,442 Excuse me. You want a fish, dear? Hrrnggh? 1402 01:19:34,444 --> 01:19:37,478 - Is that what I'm like? - Shut up. 1403 01:19:38,648 --> 01:19:40,781 ♪ My brother knows Karl Marx 1404 01:19:40,783 --> 01:19:43,084 ♪ He met him eating mushrooms in the People's Park 1405 01:19:43,086 --> 01:19:46,187 ♪ He said, "What do you think about my manifesto?" 1406 01:19:46,189 --> 01:19:48,556 ♪ I like a manifesto Put it to the test-o 1407 01:19:48,558 --> 01:19:51,225 ♪ Took him straight down to meet the Anarchist Party 1408 01:19:51,227 --> 01:19:53,360 ♪ I met a groovy guy He was arty-farty 1409 01:19:53,362 --> 01:19:56,163 ♪ He said, "I know a little Latin - manicus manicae" 1410 01:19:56,165 --> 01:19:58,265 ♪ I said, "I don't know what it means" 1411 01:19:58,267 --> 01:19:59,300 ♪ He said, "Neither do I" 1412 01:19:59,302 --> 01:20:01,435 ♪ Eat natural food Bathe twice daily 1413 01:20:01,437 --> 01:20:03,637 ♪ Fill your nostrils up with gravy 1414 01:20:03,639 --> 01:20:06,440 ♪ Don't drink tea and don't drink coffee 1415 01:20:06,442 --> 01:20:09,143 ♪ Cover your chin in Yorkshire toffee 1416 01:20:09,145 --> 01:20:11,812 ♪ Dancing in the disco bumper to bumper 1417 01:20:11,814 --> 01:20:14,615 ♪ Wait a minute Where's me jumper? 1418 01:20:14,617 --> 01:20:15,483 ♪ Where's me jumper? 1419 01:20:15,485 --> 01:20:19,753 ♪ Where's me jumper? Where's me jumper? 1420 01:20:29,298 --> 01:20:32,299 ♪ Dancing in the disco bumper to bumper 1421 01:20:32,301 --> 01:20:35,202 ♪ Wait a minute Where's me jumper? 1422 01:20:35,204 --> 01:20:36,303 ♪ Where's me jumper? 1423 01:20:36,305 --> 01:20:38,706 ♪ Where's me jumper? Where's me jumper? 1424 01:20:38,708 --> 01:20:42,343 ♪ Where's me jumper? Oh, no 1425 01:20:42,578 --> 01:20:45,579 ♪ Dancing in the disco 1426 01:20:45,581 --> 01:20:47,748 ♪ Go, go, go 1427 01:20:48,351 --> 01:20:50,317 ♪ Dancing in the disco 1428 01:20:50,319 --> 01:20:53,621 ♪ Oh, no, oh, no, oh, no 1429 01:20:53,823 --> 01:20:56,457 ♪ Dancing in the disco 1430 01:20:56,826 --> 01:20:58,859 ♪ Go, go, go 1431 01:20:58,861 --> 01:21:01,795 ♪ Dancing in the disco Oh, no, oh, no 1432 01:21:01,797 --> 01:21:04,732 ♪ It's alright to say, "Things can only get better" 1433 01:21:04,734 --> 01:21:07,735 ♪ You haven't lost your brand-new sweater 1434 01:21:07,737 --> 01:21:10,337 ♪ I know I had it on when I had my tea 1435 01:21:10,339 --> 01:21:13,674 ♪ And I'm sure I had it on in the lavatory 1436 01:21:13,676 --> 01:21:15,476 ♪ Oh, no 1437 01:21:15,478 --> 01:21:20,748 ♪ Dancing in the disco Go, go, go 1438 01:21:20,750 --> 01:21:24,251 ♪ Dancing in the disco Oh, no, oh, no 1439 01:21:24,253 --> 01:21:27,321 ♪ Dancing in the disco bumper to bumper 1440 01:21:27,323 --> 01:21:30,257 ♪ Wait a minute Where's me jumper? 1441 01:21:30,259 --> 01:21:31,258 ♪ Where's me jumper? 1442 01:21:31,260 --> 01:21:34,195 ♪ Where's me jumper? Where's me jumper? 1443 01:21:34,197 --> 01:21:34,962 ♪ Where's me jumper? 1444 01:21:34,964 --> 01:21:37,665 ♪ It's alright to say, "Things can only get better" 1445 01:21:37,667 --> 01:21:40,768 ♪ You haven't lost your brand-new sweater 1446 01:21:40,770 --> 01:21:43,604 ♪ Pure new wool and perfect stitches 1447 01:21:43,606 --> 01:21:47,208 ♪ Not the type of jumper that makes you itches 1448 01:21:47,210 --> 01:21:48,576 ♪ Oh, no 1449 01:21:48,578 --> 01:21:51,312 ♪ Dancing in the disco 1450 01:21:51,314 --> 01:21:53,914 ♪ Go, go, go 1451 01:21:53,916 --> 01:21:56,951 ♪ Dancing in the disco Oh, no, oh, no 1452 01:21:56,953 --> 01:22:02,523 ♪ And my mother will be so, so angry 1453 01:22:02,525 --> 01:22:07,828 ♪ And my brother will be so, so angry 1454 01:22:07,830 --> 01:22:13,500 ♪ And my girlfriend will be so, so angry 1455 01:22:13,769 --> 01:22:18,806 ♪ And my dog will be so, so angry 1456 01:22:18,808 --> 01:22:22,576 ♪ 'Cause I was dancing at the disco, bumper to bumper 1457 01:22:22,578 --> 01:22:25,546 ♪ Wait a minute Where's me jumper? 1458 01:22:25,548 --> 01:22:26,547 ♪ Where's me jumper? 1459 01:22:26,549 --> 01:22:29,416 ♪ Where's me jumper? Where's me jumper? 1460 01:22:29,418 --> 01:22:33,287 ♪ Where's me jumper? Oh, no. ♪