1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:05,000 Sous-titres par (Subtitles by) TooNs 2 00:00:04,223 --> 00:00:06,309 Fighting the frizzies at eleven! 3 00:00:06,925 --> 00:00:12,839 We've all heard of Rudolph and his shiny nose, and we all know Frosty 4 00:00:12,839 --> 00:00:15,020 who's made out of snow! 5 00:00:15,020 --> 00:00:20,053 But, all of those stories seem kind of gay, 'cause we all know 6 00:00:20,053 --> 00:00:24,026 who brightens up our holiday! 7 00:00:29,309 --> 00:00:31,663 Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo! 8 00:00:32,013 --> 00:00:34,045 Small and brown, he comes from you! 9 00:00:34,474 --> 00:00:36,586 Sit on the toilet! Here he comes! 10 00:00:36,586 --> 00:00:38,812 Squeeze him 'tween your festive buns! 11 00:00:39,162 --> 00:00:42,600 A present from down below spreading joy with a... 12 00:00:42,600 --> 00:00:43,642 Howdy Ho! 13 00:00:43,642 --> 00:00:46,224 He's seen the love inside of you, 'cause... 14 00:00:46,224 --> 00:00:47,851 He's a piece of poo! 15 00:00:48,487 --> 00:00:50,677 Sometimes, he's nutty! Sometimes he's corny! 16 00:00:50,677 --> 00:00:52,617 He can be brown or greenish-brown! 17 00:00:52,617 --> 00:00:53,200 Mm, mm! 18 00:00:53,200 --> 00:00:57,257 But, if you eat fibre on Christmas Eve, he might come to your town! 19 00:00:57,588 --> 00:00:59,805 Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo! 20 00:00:59,805 --> 00:01:04,686 He loves me! I love you! Therfore, vicariously, he loves you! 21 00:01:04,686 --> 00:01:06,630 I can make a Mr. Hankey too! 22 00:01:07,226 --> 00:01:12,200 Howdy ho! I'm Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo! 23 00:01:12,200 --> 00:01:17,000 Santa's greetings to all of you! Let's sing songs and dance and play, 24 00:01:17,000 --> 00:01:21,242 now before I melt away! Here's a game I like to play! 25 00:01:21,694 --> 00:01:23,792 Stick me in your mouth and try to say... 26 00:01:24,075 --> 00:01:26,300 Howdy Ho Ho, yum, yum, yum! 27 00:01:26,300 --> 00:01:28,600 Christmas time has come! 28 00:01:28,600 --> 00:01:29,700 Sometimes he's runny! 29 00:01:29,700 --> 00:01:30,949 Sometimes he's firm! 30 00:01:30,949 --> 00:01:33,200 Sometimes he's practically water! 31 00:01:33,200 --> 00:01:37,200 Sometimes he hangs of the end of your ass and won't fall in the toilet, 32 00:01:37,200 --> 00:01:40,123 'cause he's just clinging to your sphinkter, and he won't drop off, 33 00:01:40,123 --> 00:01:42,700 and so you shake your ass around, try to get 'im to drop in the toilet, 34 00:01:42,700 --> 00:01:43,781 and finally it does! 35 00:01:44,786 --> 00:01:48,162 Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo! 36 00:01:48,376 --> 00:01:50,467 Christmas leaves! He must leave too! 37 00:01:50,722 --> 00:01:54,860 Flush him down, but he's never gone! 38 00:01:55,301 --> 00:02:00,138 His smell and his spirit lingers on! 39 00:02:02,635 --> 00:02:04,091 Howdy ho! 40 00:02:06,908 --> 00:02:11,200 Howdy ho, folks! We're gonna do something a little bit different tonight! 41 00:02:11,200 --> 00:02:14,108 Instead of our normal thing, we're just gonna sit back and 42 00:02:14,108 --> 00:02:18,627 enjoy some holiday songs! And, if you don't like it, well, 43 00:02:18,627 --> 00:02:21,007 I guess you can suck my tiny little balls! 44 00:02:21,544 --> 00:02:24,239 So let's start off with a festive Hanukkah song, 45 00:02:24,653 --> 00:02:28,348 sung by my favourite jewish person in the whole world! 46 00:02:29,692 --> 00:02:32,800 Okay, Ike! You're my little brother, so I have to show you how to 47 00:02:32,800 --> 00:02:34,087 celebrate Hanukkah! 48 00:02:34,087 --> 00:02:35,041 This is called a dreidel! 49 00:02:35,475 --> 00:02:37,986 You spin it and see where it lands and you sing this song! 50 00:02:38,456 --> 00:02:40,325 I have a little dreidel! 51 00:02:40,560 --> 00:02:41,907 I made it out of clay! 52 00:02:42,500 --> 00:02:45,181 And when it's dry and ready, with dreidel, I shall play! 53 00:02:45,511 --> 00:02:46,836 Oh, dreidel, dreidel dreidel! 54 00:02:47,146 --> 00:02:48,332 I made you out of clay! 55 00:02:48,883 --> 00:02:50,112 Dreidel, dreidel dreidel! 56 00:02:50,340 --> 00:02:51,573 With dreidel, I shall play! 57 00:02:51,879 --> 00:02:53,035 Hey! What the hell are you doing! 58 00:02:53,035 --> 00:02:54,014 Oh! Hey, Cartman! 59 00:02:54,355 --> 00:02:55,676 We're playing dreidel! You wanna try?! 60 00:02:55,975 --> 00:02:56,815 Sure! 61 00:02:58,481 --> 00:03:01,174 Here's a little dreidel that's small and made of clay, 62 00:03:01,669 --> 00:03:04,405 but I'm not gonna play with it, 'cause dreidel's frickin' gay! 63 00:03:04,696 --> 00:03:05,947 Hey! Shut your mouth, fatass! 64 00:03:06,276 --> 00:03:11,585 Jews play stupid games! Jews! That's why they're lame! 65 00:03:11,585 --> 00:03:18,300 Jews play stupid games! Jews! That's why they're lame! 66 00:03:18,300 --> 00:03:20,615 What's going on?! Oh! It's that Hanukkah thing! 67 00:03:21,161 --> 00:03:22,624 It's so amazing! 68 00:03:22,624 --> 00:03:26,058 You spin this thing on the ground and it goes round and round, 69 00:03:26,058 --> 00:03:27,003 and I could watch it all day! 70 00:03:27,003 --> 00:03:29,070 Let me try! 71 00:03:29,070 --> 00:03:34,756 I'll try to make it spin! It fell! I'll try again! 72 00:03:35,225 --> 00:03:41,161 I'll try to make it spin! It fell! I'll try again! 73 00:03:54,768 --> 00:03:55,800 Hello, boys! 74 00:03:56,190 --> 00:03:56,811 Hi, mom! 75 00:03:56,811 --> 00:03:59,643 Oh, how precious! You boys are all playing dreidel! 76 00:03:59,930 --> 00:04:03,077 Now, you know that dreidel is a time on a tradition for the Hebrew people! 77 00:04:03,077 --> 00:04:06,586 Yes! We know, Miss Broflovski! It's so very interesting! 78 00:04:06,909 --> 00:04:12,028 Now when you learn to make the dreidel spin, you'll know our people 79 00:04:12,028 --> 00:04:16,339 always win! Keep spinning! Learn to make the dreidel spin! 80 00:04:16,751 --> 00:04:19,572 You'll know our people always win! 81 00:04:20,789 --> 00:04:21,661 Oh! Hi, dad! 82 00:04:22,077 --> 00:04:23,964 Hello, everybody! Say! Can I join in? 83 00:04:23,964 --> 00:04:29,088 Sure! I have a little dreidel! I made it out of clay! 84 00:04:29,525 --> 00:04:32,879 And when it's dry and ready, with dreidel, I shall EVERYBODY! 85 00:04:32,879 --> 00:04:35,546 Dreidel, dreidel dreidel! I made you out of clay! 86 00:04:35,975 --> 00:04:38,736 Dreidel, dreidel dreidel! With dreidel, I shall play! 87 00:04:39,162 --> 00:04:41,966 Oh, dreidel, dreidel dreidel! I made you out of clay! 88 00:04:42,430 --> 00:04:45,157 Dreidel, dreidel dreidel! With dreidel, I shall play! 89 00:04:45,632 --> 00:04:51,451 Courtney Cox, I love you! You're so hot on that show! 90 00:04:51,842 --> 00:04:52,703 Dad?! 91 00:04:52,703 --> 00:04:53,559 Courtney Cox,... 92 00:04:53,559 --> 00:04:54,613 Dad?! 93 00:04:54,613 --> 00:04:55,564 We're singing about a dreidel! 94 00:04:57,155 --> 00:04:57,619 Oh, sorry! 95 00:04:58,287 --> 00:04:59,801 We'll talk about this later, Gerald! 96 00:05:22,422 --> 00:05:26,343 Woo hoo! Golly! That sure was fun! But now for our next song! 97 00:05:27,096 --> 00:05:31,302 Hold on to your boot straps, 'cause we're gonna descend into Hell! 98 00:05:42,033 --> 00:05:50,713 Oh, Christmas tree! Oh, Christmas tree! The part chi hein blatter! 99 00:05:51,582 --> 00:05:59,901 Oh, Christmas tree! Oh, Christmas tree! The part chi hein blatter! 100 00:06:00,691 --> 00:06:09,086 Too big chnid doo noot zamadine! The crack umvie teri neshenstein! 101 00:06:10,061 --> 00:06:20,082 Oh, Christmas tree! Oh, Christmas tree! The part chi hein blatter! 102 00:06:22,187 --> 00:06:24,917 Hey! Hitler! What's the matter, little guy?! 103 00:06:25,899 --> 00:06:30,840 Oh, Satan! Do the Christmas tree part chi hein blatter! 104 00:06:32,394 --> 00:06:34,630 Aaaw! You don't have Christmas tree?! 105 00:06:34,934 --> 00:06:38,061 Nootint dien dien reetint minintstein! 106 00:06:38,692 --> 00:06:41,697 Well, I tell you what! Maybe we'll have ourselves a little 107 00:06:42,482 --> 00:06:43,900 Christmas right here! 108 00:06:43,900 --> 00:06:45,206 C'mon, everyone! Gather 'round! 109 00:06:45,206 --> 00:06:47,900 String up the lights and light up the tree! 110 00:06:47,900 --> 00:06:50,050 We're gonna make some revelry! 111 00:06:50,050 --> 00:06:53,718 Spirits are high, so I can tell it's Christmas time in Hell! 112 00:06:54,286 --> 00:06:58,234 Demons are nicer as you pass them by! There's lot's of demon toys to buy! 113 00:06:58,520 --> 00:07:02,146 The snow is falling and all is well! It's Christmas time in hell! 114 00:07:02,754 --> 00:07:06,344 There goes Jeffrey Dahmer wiht a festive Christmas ham! 115 00:07:06,903 --> 00:07:10,499 After he has sex with it, he'll eat up all he can! 116 00:07:11,141 --> 00:07:14,774 And there goes John F. Kennedy caroling with his son! 117 00:07:15,257 --> 00:07:19,391 Reunited for the holidays! God bless us everyone! 118 00:07:19,391 --> 00:07:21,454 Everybody has a happy glow! 119 00:07:21,454 --> 00:07:23,480 Let's dance in blood and pretend it's snow! 120 00:07:23,715 --> 00:07:25,702 Even Maw Tse Tung is under the spell! 121 00:07:25,702 --> 00:07:27,517 It's Christmas time in hell! 122 00:07:28,040 --> 00:07:31,065 Aldolf, here's a present for you! 123 00:07:31,065 --> 00:07:33,649 Oh! UND TANNENBAUM! 124 00:07:33,973 --> 00:07:35,349 Yes! Und tannenbaum! 125 00:07:36,418 --> 00:07:40,430 God cast me down from heaven's door to rule in hell forevermore! 126 00:07:40,430 --> 00:07:44,225 But now I'm kinda glad that I fell, 'cause it's Christmas time in hell! 127 00:07:44,843 --> 00:07:46,688 Here's a rack to hang the stockings on! 128 00:07:46,899 --> 00:07:48,745 We still have to shop for Genghis Khan! 129 00:07:49,062 --> 00:07:50,887 Michael Landon's hair looks swell! 130 00:07:51,120 --> 00:07:52,661 It's Christmas time in hell! 131 00:07:53,341 --> 00:07:57,939 There's Princess Diana holding burning mistletoe over poor 132 00:07:58,377 --> 00:08:01,048 Gene Siskel's head to watch his weenie grow! 133 00:08:01,605 --> 00:08:05,165 For wone day we all stop burning, and the flames are not so thick! 134 00:08:05,681 --> 00:08:09,760 All the screaming and the torture stops as we wait for ol' Saint Nick! 135 00:08:10,035 --> 00:08:12,102 So, string up the lights and light up the tree! 136 00:08:12,102 --> 00:08:16,050 We're damned for all eternity, but for just one day, all is well! 137 00:08:16,272 --> 00:08:18,152 It's Christmas time in hell! 138 00:08:18,517 --> 00:08:20,290 Gather close together and make it quick! 139 00:08:20,497 --> 00:08:22,553 We gotta make room for Andy Dick! 140 00:08:22,553 --> 00:08:26,500 Wake his mother and ring the bell! 141 00:08:26,500 --> 00:08:29,700 It's Christmas time! Christmas time! It's Christmas time in hell! 142 00:08:42,377 --> 00:08:44,437 Merry Christmas, movie house! 143 00:08:46,979 --> 00:08:48,511 Fighting the frizzies at eleven! 144 00:08:49,487 --> 00:08:51,335 Howdy ho! 145 00:08:55,250 --> 00:08:56,573 Uh, Hark! Hear the bells! 146 00:08:56,906 --> 00:09:00,971 Sweet silver bells all seem to say, ding dong, m'kay! Christmas is here! 147 00:09:01,301 --> 00:09:03,595 Bringing good cheer to young and old! 148 00:09:03,595 --> 00:09:05,896 Drinkin' a bowl! Ding, dong, ding, dong! 149 00:09:05,896 --> 00:09:09,450 That is their song! This joyful ring! All caroling! 150 00:09:09,450 --> 00:09:12,944 One seems to hear words of good cheer, from everywhere, 151 00:09:12,944 --> 00:09:14,284 filling the air! 152 00:09:14,284 --> 00:09:16,591 Oh, how they pound, raising their sound! 153 00:09:16,591 --> 00:09:18,936 Oh, here and there, telling their tale! 154 00:09:18,936 --> 00:09:22,372 Gaily, they ring while people sing songs of good cheer! 155 00:09:22,611 --> 00:09:25,719 Christmas is here! Merry, Merry, Merry, Merry Christmas! 156 00:09:26,162 --> 00:09:28,184 Merry, Merry, Merry, Merry Christmas! 157 00:09:28,498 --> 00:09:33,142 Joyful they sing! All without end! Their lovely hum to everyone! 158 00:09:33,142 --> 00:09:34,359 Hark! Hear the bells! 159 00:09:34,359 --> 00:09:37,949 Sweet silver bells all seem to say, ding dong, m'kay! 160 00:09:37,949 --> 00:09:43,917 On do they sing, on without end! Their joyful toungue to every home! 161 00:09:44,573 --> 00:09:49,479 Ding, dong, ding, dong! M'kay! ... M'kay! 162 00:09:50,696 --> 00:09:54,837 Well, that was a nice little song! Wasn't it?! 163 00:09:55,248 --> 00:09:58,349 But, let's not forget that for some people, Christmas is about the 164 00:09:58,349 --> 00:10:01,573 birth of Jesus! So now, here's a more serious 165 00:10:02,020 --> 00:10:04,918 Christmas song sung by Eric Cartman! 166 00:10:12,697 --> 00:10:22,714 And ... O holy night! The stars are brightly shining! 167 00:10:22,714 --> 00:10:30,366 It is the night of our dear saviour's b-b-b-birth! 168 00:10:32,317 --> 00:10:34,887 O holy night! 169 00:10:35,782 --> 00:10:40,854 The, something, something, descend! 170 00:10:41,504 --> 00:10:48,174 It is the night with the Christmas trees and pie! 171 00:10:50,402 --> 00:11:05,600 Jesus was born and so I get presents! Thank you, Jesus, for being born! 172 00:11:05,600 --> 00:11:08,050 Fall on your knees and hear the angels, something! 173 00:11:20,964 --> 00:11:23,114 O night divine! O night when I get presents! 174 00:11:35,169 --> 00:11:37,119 O night divine! O night, o night divine! 175 00:12:00,592 --> 00:12:04,643 Oh, boy! That was a super song! And now, let's hear from 176 00:12:05,103 --> 00:12:07,689 the school teacher, Mr. Garrison! 177 00:12:09,261 --> 00:12:12,045 Okay, children! Let's take our seats! Today, we're gonna learn how 178 00:12:12,045 --> 00:12:15,474 different cultures around the world celebrate the holiday season! 179 00:12:15,474 --> 00:12:16,869 Aaaaaaaw! 180 00:12:16,869 --> 00:12:18,451 Now, pay attention! Ahem! 181 00:12:19,026 --> 00:12:22,810 I heard there is no Christmas in the silly Middle East! 182 00:12:23,221 --> 00:12:25,276 No trees! No snow! No Santa Clause! 183 00:12:25,483 --> 00:12:27,700 They have different religious beliefs! 184 00:12:27,700 --> 00:12:32,318 They believe in Muhahmad and not in our holiday! 185 00:12:32,318 --> 00:12:36,194 And so, every December, I go to the Middle East and say! 186 00:12:38,288 --> 00:12:41,037 Hey there, Mr. Muslim, Merry Fuckin' Christmas! 187 00:12:41,412 --> 00:12:44,542 Put down that book, the Koran, and hear some holiday wishes! 188 00:12:46,208 --> 00:12:49,016 In case you haven't noticed, it's Jesus's birthday! 189 00:12:49,355 --> 00:12:52,523 So get off your heathen Muslim ass and fuckin' celebrate! 190 00:12:54,918 --> 00:12:58,500 There is no holiday season in India, I've heard! 191 00:12:58,500 --> 00:13:02,231 They don't hang up their stockings, and that is just absurd! 192 00:13:02,231 --> 00:13:05,822 They've never read a Christmas story! They don't know what Rudolph is about! 193 00:13:06,246 --> 00:13:11,029 And that is why, in December, I'll go to India and shout! 194 00:13:12,374 --> 00:13:15,287 Hey there, Mr. Hinduist, Merry Fuckin' Christmas! 195 00:13:15,287 --> 00:13:18,677 Drink egg nog and eat some beef and pass it to the Mrs.! 196 00:13:20,163 --> 00:13:22,834 In case you haven't noticed, it's Jesus's birthday! 197 00:13:23,193 --> 00:13:26,265 So get off your heathen Hindu ass and fuckin' celebrate! 198 00:13:28,548 --> 00:13:31,900 Now, I heard that in Japan, Everyone just lives in sin! 199 00:13:31,900 --> 00:13:34,768 They pray to several gods and put needles in their skin! 200 00:13:35,811 --> 00:13:38,259 On December 25th, all they do is eat a cake! 201 00:13:38,714 --> 00:13:43,585 And that is why I go to Japan and walk around and say! 202 00:13:44,958 --> 00:13:48,021 Hey there, Mr. Shintoist, Merry Fuckin' Christmas! 203 00:13:48,021 --> 00:13:51,088 God is gonna kick your ass, you infidelic pagan scum! 204 00:13:52,738 --> 00:13:55,199 In case you haven't noticed, there's festive things to do! 205 00:13:55,604 --> 00:13:58,745 So let's all rejoice for Jesus! Merry Fuckin' Christmas to you! 206 00:14:00,843 --> 00:14:03,937 On Christmas day, I travel 'round the world! 207 00:14:04,636 --> 00:14:08,328 Taoists, Krushnas, Buddhists, and all you atheists too, 208 00:14:08,971 --> 00:14:19,585 Merry Fuckin' Christmas to you! Uh, thank you, Mr. Hat! 209 00:14:20,288 --> 00:14:21,364 Frizzies at eleven! 210 00:14:22,509 --> 00:14:24,017 Howdy ho! 211 00:14:30,079 --> 00:14:34,242 I saw three ships come sailing in, on Christmas day, on Christmas day! 212 00:14:34,242 --> 00:14:38,636 I saw three ships come sailing in, on Christmas day in the morning! 213 00:14:38,636 --> 00:14:43,030 And what was in those ships all three, on Christmas day, on Christmas day! 214 00:14:43,030 --> 00:14:43,800 And what 215 00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:46,374 Shut up, turds! 216 00:14:48,757 --> 00:14:52,256 was in those ships all three, on Christmas day in the morning! 217 00:14:52,256 --> 00:14:56,407 The virgin Mary and Christ were there, on Christmas day, on Christmas day! 218 00:14:56,724 --> 00:14:57,867 The virgin Mary and 219 00:14:57,867 --> 00:14:59,690 Shut up, turds! 220 00:15:02,006 --> 00:15:04,565 Christ were there, on Christmas day in the morning! 221 00:15:05,031 --> 00:15:09,244 Let us all rejoice! Amen! On Christmas day, on Christmas day! 222 00:15:09,587 --> 00:15:09,888 Let 223 00:15:10,118 --> 00:15:11,867 I told you to shut up! 224 00:15:14,308 --> 00:15:17,713 us all rejoice! Amen! On Christmas day in the morning! 225 00:15:17,713 --> 00:15:22,188 Shelly is starting to get pissed, on Christmas day, on Christmas day! 226 00:15:22,188 --> 00:15:26,864 Shelly got up and killed the turds, on Christmas day in the MORNING! 227 00:15:32,620 --> 00:15:36,800 Golly, that sure was swell! I'd say my Christmas special is going 228 00:15:36,800 --> 00:15:38,333 super fantastic! 229 00:15:38,333 --> 00:15:42,295 But now, it's time to hear from perhaps the two most important 230 00:15:42,831 --> 00:15:44,761 people of the whole season! 231 00:15:47,187 --> 00:15:48,593 Hello, everyone, and welcome to McKemicks! 232 00:15:49,207 --> 00:15:53,749 Now, please put your hands together and welcome Saint Nicholaus and Jesus Christ! 233 00:15:55,014 --> 00:15:57,014 Hello, everybody! 234 00:15:57,014 --> 00:15:59,148 How y'all doin' tonight! 235 00:15:59,148 --> 00:16:02,766 You know, Jesus, there've been so many wonderfull songs written 236 00:16:02,766 --> 00:16:04,049 about us over the years! 237 00:16:04,575 --> 00:16:08,040 That's right, Santa, and we love each and everyone of them! Like this one! 238 00:16:08,647 --> 00:16:18,434 Joy to the world, for I have come! Let Earth receive...me! 239 00:16:19,718 --> 00:16:23,754 Let every heart prepare me room... 240 00:16:24,150 --> 00:16:25,698 ...and heaven and nature sing! 241 00:16:26,286 --> 00:16:27,675 ...and heaven and nature sing! 242 00:16:28,216 --> 00:16:32,565 ...and heaven and heaven and nature sing! 243 00:16:32,565 --> 00:16:35,781 You know, Jesus, that is a nice song! But I like this one! 244 00:16:36,362 --> 00:16:40,284 Up on the house top, raindeer paws out jumps good ol' me! 245 00:16:40,882 --> 00:16:43,055 Down through the chimney with lots of toys! 246 00:16:43,308 --> 00:16:45,416 All for the little one's Christmas joys! 247 00:16:45,416 --> 00:16:50,129 Ho, ho, ho! Who wouldn't go! Ho, ho, ho! Who wouldn't go! 248 00:16:50,129 --> 00:16:52,346 Oh, up on the house top! Click, click, click! 249 00:16:52,583 --> 00:16:54,851 Down through the chimney with good ol' me! 250 00:16:55,292 --> 00:16:56,066 You get away! 251 00:16:56,306 --> 00:16:56,957 Go away?! 252 00:16:57,223 --> 00:16:57,815 GET away! 253 00:16:58,076 --> 00:16:58,834 WHERE away?! 254 00:16:59,540 --> 00:17:04,219 Away in the manger, no crib for my bed! 255 00:17:04,861 --> 00:17:09,458 That's where cute little ol' me-e lay down my sweet head! 256 00:17:09,967 --> 00:17:14,936 The stars in the sky look down where I lay! 257 00:17:14,936 --> 00:17:20,000 Cute little eight pound me-e asleep in the hay! 258 00:17:22,904 --> 00:17:27,290 Oh come all ye faithful, joyful, and triumphant! 259 00:17:27,504 --> 00:17:31,526 Oh come ye to bethlehem to see-ee me! 260 00:17:31,526 --> 00:17:32,300 Here's one! 261 00:17:32,300 --> 00:17:34,253 Hark the harold angels sing! 262 00:17:34,482 --> 00:17:35,900 It's my turn! 263 00:17:35,900 --> 00:17:38,281 Glory to-o me-e-e! Silient night! 264 00:17:38,281 --> 00:17:38,900 Uh...! 265 00:17:39,571 --> 00:17:40,400 Santa, uh! 266 00:17:40,400 --> 00:17:43,600 All is calm! All is bright! 'Round yon virgin mother and me! 267 00:17:43,600 --> 00:17:44,200 Saint Nicholaus! 268 00:17:44,200 --> 00:17:48,200 Holy me-e-e, tender and mild! Sleep in heavenly peace! 269 00:17:48,200 --> 00:17:50,388 Sleep in heavenly peace! 270 00:17:50,782 --> 00:17:54,082 Okay, Jesus! Here's one you might remember! 271 00:17:54,082 --> 00:18:00,598 Her name is Rio and she dances on the sand, just like that river 272 00:18:00,984 --> 00:18:03,184 twistin' through the dusty land! 273 00:18:03,184 --> 00:18:05,400 Uh, Santa! Santa! Santa! That's not a Christmas song! But I... 274 00:18:05,400 --> 00:18:08,266 I know, but there's like three hundred Jesus Christmas songs 275 00:18:08,266 --> 00:18:11,613 and only four fucking Santa ones! It's not fair! Just do it yourself! 276 00:18:11,903 --> 00:18:12,500 I'm leaving! 277 00:18:12,500 --> 00:18:14,122 Oh c'mon, Santa! You can't leave! 278 00:18:14,122 --> 00:18:15,555 No! Fuck you, Jesus! 279 00:18:16,069 --> 00:18:20,671 But, Santa! ... The weather outside is frightful... 280 00:18:21,023 --> 00:18:21,600 No! 281 00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:25,585 ...But the fire is so delightful! 282 00:18:25,585 --> 00:18:28,862 ...Well, since I've no place to go...! 283 00:18:29,542 --> 00:18:32,044 Let it snow! Let it snow! Let it snow! 284 00:18:33,249 --> 00:18:34,867 It doesn't show signs of stopping! 285 00:18:35,374 --> 00:18:37,849 But I brought some corn for poopity-popping! 286 00:18:38,068 --> 00:18:40,026 The lights are turned way down low! 287 00:18:40,026 --> 00:18:40,444 So... 288 00:18:40,444 --> 00:18:45,267 Let it snow! Let it snow! Let it snow! The fire is slowly dying! 289 00:18:45,572 --> 00:18:48,500 And, my dear, we're still good-bah-bee-bying! 290 00:18:48,838 --> 00:18:51,080 But, as long as you love me so,... 291 00:18:51,080 --> 00:18:58,998 Let it snow! Let it snow! Let it snow! 292 00:18:58,998 --> 00:19:03,756 Her name is Rio and she dances on the sand! 293 00:19:09,428 --> 00:19:11,088 Fighting frizzies at eleven! 294 00:19:11,931 --> 00:19:13,670 Howdy ho! 295 00:19:16,458 --> 00:19:19,808 Well, I guess that's about the end of our Christmas album! 296 00:19:20,837 --> 00:19:23,988 Gosh, it was sure nice hangin' out with y'all, yeah! 297 00:19:26,309 --> 00:19:30,304 And, I guess if there's just one thing I have left to say, 298 00:19:31,330 --> 00:19:32,508 it would be this! 299 00:19:33,430 --> 00:19:38,632 Have yourself a Merry Little Christmas! 300 00:19:40,143 --> 00:19:43,812 Make the ultide ham! 301 00:19:45,038 --> 00:19:52,113 From now on, our troubles will be miles away! 302 00:19:56,797 --> 00:20:07,369 Here we are as in olden days! Happy golden days of yours! 303 00:20:08,799 --> 00:20:19,973 Faithful friends who are dear to us gather near to us once more! 304 00:20:22,609 --> 00:20:33,138 Through the years, we all will be together, if the faith's on high! 305 00:20:34,695 --> 00:20:43,045 Hang a shining star upon the highest bow! 306 00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:49,300 And have yourself a Merry Little Christmas now! 307 00:21:01,250 --> 00:21:03,010 Time to go, Mr. Hankey! 308 00:21:03,475 --> 00:21:08,694 Goodbye, everybody! MERRY CHRISTMAS! 309 00:21:09,716 --> 00:21:12,280 Bye, Mr. Hankey! See ya next year! 310 00:21:17,226 --> 00:21:19,156 And now, fighting the frizzies! 311 00:21:19,156 --> 00:21:20,906 Sous-titres par (Subtitles by) TooNs