1 00:00:19,709 --> 00:00:20,709 Come in. 2 00:00:39,720 --> 00:00:40,720 How can I help you? 3 00:00:42,120 --> 00:00:44,820 I've got some stuff I'd like to show you. 4 00:00:46,300 --> 00:00:48,340 Busy reading some Emerson right now. 5 00:00:48,560 --> 00:00:50,300 Unless you have something more interesting. 6 00:00:51,320 --> 00:00:57,900 What you got? I got some snake oil here that will cure all your ails. 7 00:00:58,400 --> 00:00:59,400 Such as? 8 00:01:00,220 --> 00:01:06,760 Cancer, diarrhea, gray hair, erectile dysfunction, dry 9 00:01:06,760 --> 00:01:07,760 vagina. 10 00:01:08,979 --> 00:01:13,960 You name it. It'll even make your boobies bigger. You interrupted my 11 00:01:13,960 --> 00:01:15,120 this. I am. 12 00:01:15,360 --> 00:01:18,960 I'm giving you the Western tradition here, and you're fucking around with me. 13 00:01:18,980 --> 00:01:22,200 Why are you wasting my time, dude? No, I'm serious. Because you're a psoriasis, 14 00:01:22,220 --> 00:01:28,440 and herpes, and gonorrhea, and athlete's foot. 15 00:01:28,940 --> 00:01:32,520 Snake oil is going to cure all these things. All these things, yeah. What has 16 00:01:32,520 --> 00:01:34,120 done for you? You still got gray hair. 17 00:01:34,840 --> 00:01:37,200 I don't even know the age of the herpes or anything. 18 00:01:38,460 --> 00:01:40,700 Are we picking and choosing what we're curing? 19 00:01:41,620 --> 00:01:46,740 Well, yeah. You kind of got to put it where it belongs, you know. So what can 20 00:01:46,740 --> 00:01:47,740 do for lesbians? 21 00:01:48,540 --> 00:01:49,540 Make them straight. 22 00:01:49,960 --> 00:01:51,120 Make lesbians straight. 23 00:01:51,440 --> 00:01:52,440 All right. 24 00:01:53,520 --> 00:01:55,320 Well, I don't know. Cure lesbianism? 25 00:01:55,620 --> 00:01:58,080 Cure lesbianism, huh? How about a bad attitude? 26 00:01:58,840 --> 00:01:59,840 Oh, definitely. 27 00:02:00,180 --> 00:02:03,120 Definitely. Definitely good for bad attitudes. Do you have a bad attitude? 28 00:02:03,420 --> 00:02:06,060 I have a horrible attitude, and I've been gay for 10 years. 29 00:02:07,080 --> 00:02:09,720 Your shit can cure me. I'll put that on the market in my store. 30 00:02:10,900 --> 00:02:15,100 Well, in order to make me a straight woman, you have to make me want to fuck 31 00:02:15,100 --> 00:02:16,100 guy. 32 00:02:16,300 --> 00:02:21,760 And that's half the battle right there. I don't know if your dick works or if 33 00:02:21,760 --> 00:02:25,100 you even have one because you confuse the shit out of me with what you're 34 00:02:25,100 --> 00:02:27,020 wearing right now. I'm not really sure about that. 35 00:02:28,840 --> 00:02:31,500 But, so how does this work? 36 00:02:32,060 --> 00:02:34,500 You just take a couple drops of this. 37 00:02:35,940 --> 00:02:36,940 No, no, no. 38 00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:39,340 Don't fucking touch me. You're first. I'm serious. 39 00:02:39,820 --> 00:02:40,820 Okay, watch. 40 00:02:42,720 --> 00:02:43,720 I'll do it. 41 00:02:44,100 --> 00:02:45,100 Ready? 42 00:02:46,620 --> 00:02:47,478 There we go. 43 00:02:47,480 --> 00:02:48,700 A couple drops of that. 44 00:02:49,520 --> 00:02:50,640 Is it going to make him any bigger? 45 00:02:52,120 --> 00:02:57,920 It might not make him taller, but, you know, it might definitely make the dick 46 00:02:57,920 --> 00:02:58,920 harder. 47 00:02:59,200 --> 00:03:02,480 Really? Yeah, especially if I put a little bit of it on here. Well, how am I 48 00:03:02,480 --> 00:03:03,900 going to be able to tell that you're wearing clothes? 49 00:03:07,120 --> 00:03:11,640 I mean, is it even really going to matter? I mean, I'm twice your size. I 50 00:03:11,640 --> 00:03:13,220 want to see a miracle happen here at birth. 51 00:03:15,160 --> 00:03:16,280 Who dressed you today? 52 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:18,540 Who put this shit on you? Seriously. 53 00:03:18,760 --> 00:03:21,760 I mean, my God. What, you don't like my clothes? What, is this Austin Powers 54 00:03:21,760 --> 00:03:24,220 happening here? All that matters is that you buy my stuff. 55 00:03:24,540 --> 00:03:28,620 Well, I can't look at the results of your product if you're wearing all this 56 00:03:28,620 --> 00:03:30,800 garbage. Seriously, take this shit off. Come on. 57 00:03:31,800 --> 00:03:32,800 Come on, I'm reading everything. 58 00:03:33,080 --> 00:03:33,459 All right, all right. 59 00:03:33,460 --> 00:03:34,540 Here, help me out here. 60 00:03:35,269 --> 00:03:36,610 You're so good at them buttons. 61 00:03:37,150 --> 00:03:39,990 Please doesn't hurt, you know Okay, 62 00:03:42,250 --> 00:03:49,410 I 63 00:03:49,410 --> 00:03:53,210 never liked that shirt anyway Yeah, well, we'll burn that I'll give you 64 00:03:53,210 --> 00:03:59,010 one My ex -wife has a few So you're saying that this stuff 65 00:04:06,060 --> 00:04:11,300 You know, is anything on you big, though? I mean, I'm... You know, when my 66 00:04:11,300 --> 00:04:18,160 come up to your chest, I'm not really sure if that really... You know? 67 00:04:18,399 --> 00:04:20,920 My hips really do come up to your chest. How deep is that? 68 00:04:21,240 --> 00:04:26,500 Huh? How deep is that? How deep are my hips or my pussy? Your pussy. 69 00:04:26,920 --> 00:04:30,380 Well, you've got to get your dick hot in order to find that out, buddy. And even 70 00:04:30,380 --> 00:04:33,540 then, I'm not really sure if that shit's going to happen because you said you 71 00:04:33,540 --> 00:04:34,960 have to cure my lesbianism. 72 00:04:35,740 --> 00:04:36,740 You know, I'm curious. 73 00:04:37,280 --> 00:04:39,200 Okay, here, let me have a drop of that stuff. 74 00:04:39,780 --> 00:04:43,000 Yeah, take a drop of that. It's pretty good. I'm always up for a good drink. 75 00:04:43,300 --> 00:04:46,760 I hope you are. I thought you were supposed to get erectile non 76 00:04:46,760 --> 00:04:51,760 happening here. Oh, all right. All right. Get you all. 77 00:04:52,920 --> 00:04:55,860 Jesus Christ, your head is the same size as my boot. 78 00:04:56,280 --> 00:04:57,400 Are you even going to feel anything? 79 00:04:57,820 --> 00:05:01,160 I already took some. Here, put some on your head. 80 00:05:02,380 --> 00:05:03,259 Oh, see? 81 00:05:03,260 --> 00:05:05,600 Oh, my God, that works already. Look at that. Damn. 82 00:05:07,120 --> 00:05:08,940 I guess it does work. 83 00:05:09,300 --> 00:05:12,580 You want to try that? 84 00:05:14,740 --> 00:05:20,220 Hi. You know, here, let's try to get you taller here, because, you know, I'm a 85 00:05:20,220 --> 00:05:24,220 big girl. I'm, like, 6 '4", and you're not. 86 00:05:25,200 --> 00:05:28,080 I don't know. Do I really want to get taller, or is it just going to make me 87 00:05:28,080 --> 00:05:29,080 straight? 88 00:05:29,410 --> 00:05:31,970 Well, I don't think I'm going to make you any taller. You're pretty damn tall. 89 00:05:32,090 --> 00:05:35,810 Well, I'm just going to make you taller because I'm looking straight over you 90 00:05:35,810 --> 00:05:40,210 right now. I never tested it on tallness, you know. I'm just testing it 91 00:05:40,210 --> 00:05:42,590 tallness. Here, let me see this. 92 00:05:44,030 --> 00:05:45,430 I'm not straight yet, buddy. 93 00:05:45,870 --> 00:05:48,810 Okay. Stick your hand on me like this and we'll see what you got. Oh. 94 00:05:49,710 --> 00:05:55,690 Well, you're not much bigger yet, but it's going to make you... So, if you're 95 00:05:55,690 --> 00:05:57,310 straight, is it going to make you gay? 96 00:05:59,409 --> 00:06:00,590 You're going to make me gay. 97 00:06:00,850 --> 00:06:03,910 Look, your head is as big as my boob. 98 00:06:05,210 --> 00:06:06,350 There you go. 99 00:06:07,830 --> 00:06:08,830 Don't get too happy yet. 100 00:06:10,130 --> 00:06:11,130 Hey. 101 00:06:12,750 --> 00:06:14,470 Ah, buddy, point that thing the other way. 102 00:06:15,110 --> 00:06:16,370 Point it the other way. That way? 103 00:06:16,910 --> 00:06:19,810 Point it the other way. You're going to get your ass kicked. You're serious. 104 00:06:22,470 --> 00:06:24,470 Yep, yep. Nope, you're not calling up yet. 105 00:06:25,590 --> 00:06:26,590 Yeah, well. 106 00:06:27,140 --> 00:06:28,240 It's healthy Italian. 107 00:06:29,000 --> 00:06:30,000 It's all right. 108 00:06:30,100 --> 00:06:31,019 No, no. 109 00:06:31,020 --> 00:06:33,620 I mean, my shoulders are above your head. 110 00:06:33,940 --> 00:06:37,520 Yeah, I mean, I almost put me under your armpit. Jeez. I probably could. 111 00:06:37,780 --> 00:06:42,500 Put you under my shoulder. Yeah, take a few drops there. That's what I'm talking 112 00:06:42,500 --> 00:06:43,500 about. Yeah. 113 00:06:43,980 --> 00:06:44,980 Yeah. 114 00:06:45,360 --> 00:06:46,420 That is impressive. 115 00:06:47,040 --> 00:06:50,260 Yeah. I've got a cheap pair of balls. 116 00:06:50,780 --> 00:06:52,500 Shit's getting on my hands. It's working already. 117 00:06:56,330 --> 00:06:59,790 All right, well, I suppose. How many drops do I take? 118 00:07:00,170 --> 00:07:01,250 Oh, it only takes a couple. 119 00:07:01,770 --> 00:07:02,689 Just a couple? 120 00:07:02,690 --> 00:07:04,470 Yeah. I put all that shit on you, though. 121 00:07:04,970 --> 00:07:05,970 Yeah. 122 00:07:09,970 --> 00:07:12,250 Okay, that's all we're doing for now because I don't like you that much. 123 00:07:12,750 --> 00:07:15,130 So, is that making you straight yet? 124 00:07:15,530 --> 00:07:19,070 I'm not feeling straight at all. I feel pretty good, actually. Like, you know, 125 00:07:19,230 --> 00:07:21,050 I'm just lifting some weights or something. 126 00:07:22,220 --> 00:07:27,560 Um, you're not really that attracted to you yet, but, okay, get up on the bed, 127 00:07:27,600 --> 00:07:28,539 let's see what we got. 128 00:07:28,540 --> 00:07:31,220 Oh, yeah? Yeah. I'm feeling pretty good, yeah. 129 00:07:31,720 --> 00:07:34,940 Put some weights here. I can put this down on the table over here. 130 00:07:35,380 --> 00:07:36,380 Okay. 131 00:07:41,540 --> 00:07:42,540 Oops. 132 00:07:43,320 --> 00:07:45,380 I'm starting to feel excited. 133 00:07:45,960 --> 00:07:46,960 Hmm. 134 00:07:53,580 --> 00:07:55,100 I got a small arm. Check that thing out. 135 00:07:56,000 --> 00:07:57,000 Damn. 136 00:07:57,240 --> 00:08:03,140 You know, it's kicking in, I guess. All this energy. Come here, man. Fuck it. 137 00:08:03,360 --> 00:08:04,360 Oh, my God. 138 00:08:04,960 --> 00:08:06,160 You're a strong girl. 139 00:08:07,260 --> 00:08:08,260 Wow. 140 00:08:08,980 --> 00:08:11,300 What the fuck? That thing is hard. Check this out. 141 00:08:11,580 --> 00:08:12,580 Wow. 142 00:08:12,740 --> 00:08:13,940 It's not so big. 143 00:08:14,560 --> 00:08:16,220 You're tiny as hell. 144 00:08:18,360 --> 00:08:19,860 Really? Yeah. 145 00:08:21,420 --> 00:08:22,420 Wow. 146 00:08:23,200 --> 00:08:26,000 I'll check you out. I didn't know that shit would make you so strong. 147 00:08:26,400 --> 00:08:30,500 Well, I mean, you know, I'm strong by nature anyway, but I don't get it. Wow, 148 00:08:30,720 --> 00:08:32,159 it's not bad. 149 00:08:32,360 --> 00:08:33,360 I'll check you out. 150 00:08:33,740 --> 00:08:37,220 Hmm. Yeah, you need to get another drop of that shit. 151 00:08:38,440 --> 00:08:41,900 I have another job. I'm not feeling quite straight yet. 152 00:08:42,120 --> 00:08:44,780 You know, I want to whack that around like a baseball bat. 153 00:08:47,080 --> 00:08:51,800 You want to whack it around like a toy, huh? Yeah, I kind of do, actually. 154 00:08:53,680 --> 00:08:58,180 Okay How big can it get? 155 00:09:08,120 --> 00:09:09,120 Mama's cooking. 156 00:09:11,520 --> 00:09:12,580 Oh my goodness. 157 00:09:13,560 --> 00:09:16,640 Ew. Check this out. Look at this fucking thing. 158 00:09:17,180 --> 00:09:18,940 Seriously. You ever hit people with this? 159 00:09:19,540 --> 00:09:20,540 No. 160 00:09:20,810 --> 00:09:21,810 I say probably. 161 00:09:22,510 --> 00:09:24,150 I've never had sex with a man. I don't know. 162 00:09:24,790 --> 00:09:26,730 You've never had sex with a man? Mm -mm. Never. 163 00:09:27,670 --> 00:09:30,870 I heard it was pretty good stuff, though. I mean, you know. You ought to 164 00:09:31,110 --> 00:09:32,110 Had a few vitamins. 165 00:09:32,730 --> 00:09:33,730 I've seen it done. 166 00:09:33,890 --> 00:09:37,410 Of course, I know what it looks like. I don't know. 167 00:09:37,690 --> 00:09:41,630 I'm like, all this energy. 168 00:09:41,890 --> 00:09:42,890 Get up, man. 169 00:09:46,390 --> 00:09:48,210 Here, taste it. No, I'm good. 170 00:09:53,530 --> 00:09:54,530 Wow. 171 00:09:56,210 --> 00:09:57,210 Hey, 172 00:09:58,110 --> 00:10:00,470 you're one strong girl. Yeah, pretty much. 173 00:10:01,370 --> 00:10:06,990 I think that's how I see it. 174 00:10:07,250 --> 00:10:08,350 That's how it works. 175 00:10:08,870 --> 00:10:10,090 Oh, man. 176 00:10:11,670 --> 00:10:12,670 Okay. 177 00:10:13,010 --> 00:10:14,610 You are pulling my hair. 178 00:10:14,910 --> 00:10:15,910 Oh, sorry. 179 00:10:16,210 --> 00:10:18,370 Will I lay my leg on your hair? 180 00:10:18,610 --> 00:10:20,050 Yeah, a little bit. That's okay. 181 00:10:21,959 --> 00:10:23,800 Do that one again. Come here. 182 00:10:24,780 --> 00:10:26,440 Oh, you're so fucking cute. 183 00:10:27,080 --> 00:10:28,080 Look at you. 184 00:10:29,500 --> 00:10:31,880 Let me do a dancing like this. This is kind of fun. 185 00:10:37,840 --> 00:10:42,960 I like it. 186 00:10:43,800 --> 00:10:45,240 I'm the one that loves to rearrange. 187 00:10:45,740 --> 00:10:46,740 What's that? 188 00:10:47,200 --> 00:10:49,060 Feel pretty good. 189 00:10:50,970 --> 00:10:52,710 Well, that looks like you're getting a workout there. 190 00:10:52,930 --> 00:10:54,810 Oh, yeah, totally, man. This is great. 191 00:10:56,090 --> 00:10:57,090 Look at you. 192 00:10:57,170 --> 00:10:58,370 You know what I want to do? 193 00:10:58,690 --> 00:10:59,690 What do you want to do? 194 00:11:00,730 --> 00:11:05,510 You know, I had this beautiful little girl the other day. She was so hot. 195 00:11:05,810 --> 00:11:07,670 What did she look like? Oh, she was fucking sexy. 196 00:11:08,270 --> 00:11:15,170 And I got her in a position where she was sitting on my hips, and I could look 197 00:11:15,170 --> 00:11:17,110 down, and I saw her beautiful little pussy. 198 00:11:17,490 --> 00:11:18,530 Yeah, I did it on my hips. 199 00:11:19,840 --> 00:11:20,940 Yeah? Oh, what? 200 00:11:21,760 --> 00:11:23,920 Here, come sit on my hips. Like this? 201 00:11:24,920 --> 00:11:25,920 Yeah. 202 00:11:26,380 --> 00:11:27,720 Here, let me carry you. 203 00:11:28,140 --> 00:11:29,140 Oh, that's cute. 204 00:11:29,960 --> 00:11:31,300 Oh, that's really nice. 205 00:11:34,020 --> 00:11:36,820 Oh, that can't be comfortable. You've got those balls. See, she didn't have a 206 00:11:36,820 --> 00:11:39,340 pair of balls, though. She's really cute. Yeah, balls get in the way. 207 00:11:42,380 --> 00:11:44,540 It'd be better if we didn't have those hanging out like that. 208 00:11:44,840 --> 00:11:46,980 Oh, you're nuts, right? 209 00:11:47,680 --> 00:11:48,680 You are adorable. 210 00:11:48,880 --> 00:11:52,600 Oh, my God. I could go, like, I could carry you around the house all day. 211 00:11:53,360 --> 00:11:53,939 What's that? 212 00:11:53,940 --> 00:11:55,820 I said I could carry you around the house all day. 213 00:11:57,400 --> 00:12:00,920 You know, I don't hate you as much anymore. I think your bad attitude cure 214 00:12:00,920 --> 00:12:04,840 really is kicking in. It worked on my attitude. I'm still not straight, 215 00:12:04,860 --> 00:12:05,860 buddy. 216 00:12:06,800 --> 00:12:07,860 Get down. 217 00:12:08,120 --> 00:12:09,120 Woo! 218 00:12:10,060 --> 00:12:11,740 So much for the bad attitude cure. 219 00:12:13,620 --> 00:12:15,000 You know what I really want to say? 220 00:12:15,620 --> 00:12:16,620 What? 221 00:12:17,770 --> 00:12:21,390 I want you to show me how you stroke it. 222 00:12:21,870 --> 00:12:23,050 I want you to show me. 223 00:12:23,490 --> 00:12:25,990 You don't... Mm -hmm. Show me. 224 00:12:29,270 --> 00:12:30,270 Show me. 225 00:12:31,430 --> 00:12:32,430 I like to watch. 226 00:12:33,290 --> 00:12:34,910 Mm -hmm. I think that's exciting. 227 00:12:36,490 --> 00:12:37,610 Oh, very nice. 228 00:12:37,870 --> 00:12:40,170 My God, you have no body fat whatsoever. 229 00:12:41,530 --> 00:12:43,730 If you remind me, I'd definitely have to feed you. 230 00:12:45,090 --> 00:12:46,150 Because you have to eat. 231 00:12:46,490 --> 00:12:47,490 Oh, yeah? 232 00:12:47,510 --> 00:12:48,970 So show me how that works. 233 00:12:52,510 --> 00:12:53,510 You know what? 234 00:12:54,450 --> 00:12:57,690 I'm going to spin this around because I want you to sit on my neck. 235 00:13:00,470 --> 00:13:01,470 Here. 236 00:13:02,330 --> 00:13:05,150 Show me how you stroke it. 237 00:13:05,770 --> 00:13:06,770 Show me. 238 00:13:07,070 --> 00:13:08,070 Show me. 239 00:13:08,530 --> 00:13:10,070 Come on, let the blood go to your head. 240 00:13:12,830 --> 00:13:13,870 Swing it around like a clock. 241 00:13:16,590 --> 00:13:17,870 Now that's how you do it. 242 00:13:18,230 --> 00:13:19,610 That's how you do it. Mm -hmm. 243 00:13:22,430 --> 00:13:23,430 Now lean up. 244 00:13:24,170 --> 00:13:27,090 There you go. I've never scrubbed it upside down like that. 245 00:13:27,370 --> 00:13:28,370 I'll do it today. 246 00:13:29,130 --> 00:13:31,490 I've never seen a dick stroke in my face before either. 247 00:13:32,290 --> 00:13:35,710 I need a couple more drops of that stuff because I'm feeling pretty good, but I 248 00:13:35,710 --> 00:13:37,790 still have a bad attitude and I still don't like you. 249 00:13:38,790 --> 00:13:43,650 You did interrupt my Emerson, by the way. He's one of my favorite authors. 250 00:13:44,270 --> 00:13:44,949 Oh, yeah? 251 00:13:44,950 --> 00:13:45,858 Yeah. 252 00:13:45,859 --> 00:13:47,060 Put some more in there. 253 00:13:47,820 --> 00:13:54,660 Put a whole dye dropper full. That's good snake oil. 254 00:13:56,460 --> 00:13:57,600 Seriously, snake oil? 255 00:13:57,860 --> 00:13:58,860 Really? 256 00:13:59,680 --> 00:14:00,680 Yeah. 257 00:14:02,340 --> 00:14:04,060 Call it snake oil because it cures everything. 258 00:14:05,320 --> 00:14:06,320 I don't know. 259 00:14:06,500 --> 00:14:07,700 You're still not any bigger. 260 00:14:08,680 --> 00:14:09,680 Oh, yeah. 261 00:14:10,740 --> 00:14:12,360 Your feet are on my hair again. 262 00:14:12,960 --> 00:14:15,560 Move your feet. I got you. How's that? I got you. 263 00:14:15,880 --> 00:14:16,920 I totally got you. 264 00:14:17,400 --> 00:14:18,400 Okay. 265 00:14:20,520 --> 00:14:23,880 You ought to take the bra off and do it between your tits like that. 266 00:14:25,820 --> 00:14:26,820 Wouldn't that be fun? 267 00:14:28,740 --> 00:14:29,740 Woo! 268 00:14:56,900 --> 00:15:01,180 Whoa! You are a strong girl. Maybe next time. Who knows? 269 00:15:03,200 --> 00:15:04,740 You know, that was fun. 270 00:15:05,560 --> 00:15:07,500 I'm not feeling quite so hateful anymore. 271 00:15:16,340 --> 00:15:17,340 That's kind of cool. 272 00:15:20,670 --> 00:15:22,110 You're just fucking adorable. 273 00:15:24,090 --> 00:15:25,910 You are. Come here, baby. 274 00:15:26,210 --> 00:15:27,210 Come here. 275 00:15:32,810 --> 00:15:33,810 Oh, 276 00:15:35,230 --> 00:15:42,190 that's 277 00:15:42,190 --> 00:15:43,550 great. You know what? 278 00:15:43,930 --> 00:15:44,930 I'm getting hot. 279 00:15:45,910 --> 00:15:47,610 This is a blast. 280 00:15:48,120 --> 00:15:49,660 I'm feeling a little less hateful. 281 00:15:50,900 --> 00:15:53,600 Getting hot with all them clothes on? Yeah, it's getting a little hot. 282 00:15:55,120 --> 00:15:56,120 Nice. 283 00:15:57,840 --> 00:15:58,840 Well, 284 00:16:00,060 --> 00:16:01,060 there's no more snake oil. 285 00:16:01,780 --> 00:16:03,120 I put it in the other room. 286 00:16:03,640 --> 00:16:04,940 Come here. Come sit on my lap. 287 00:16:05,300 --> 00:16:06,380 Come here. 288 00:16:08,180 --> 00:16:10,200 Okay. You're too far away. 289 00:16:11,460 --> 00:16:12,460 Come here. 290 00:16:13,340 --> 00:16:14,940 Yeah. There you go. 291 00:16:15,720 --> 00:16:16,720 Let me see those. 292 00:16:17,380 --> 00:16:24,360 Men somehow we're scratching my poor dick all up today You 293 00:16:24,360 --> 00:16:31,160 can sell some more that snake 294 00:16:31,160 --> 00:16:37,320 shit to some people Let's make a mess of you 295 00:16:37,320 --> 00:16:43,540 Well, here's the good news and the bad news The good news is 296 00:16:43,540 --> 00:16:45,360 I'm a little left gay 297 00:16:46,090 --> 00:16:47,390 I don't hate you as much. 298 00:16:47,930 --> 00:16:49,670 The bad news is I'm not buying shit. 299 00:16:50,270 --> 00:16:52,910 You're not going to buy it after a hundred years. Fuck no. I should take 300 00:16:52,910 --> 00:16:53,910 wallet for jacking you off. 301 00:16:57,010 --> 00:16:59,530 Then you interrupted my book. 302 00:16:59,750 --> 00:17:00,830 It's a nice book, too. 303 00:17:01,870 --> 00:17:05,730 I don't know if you read Emerson, but he's an intelligent man. 304 00:17:09,750 --> 00:17:12,430 Let me see your feet. 305 00:17:12,650 --> 00:17:13,650 They're nice feet. 306 00:17:13,829 --> 00:17:14,709 Look at you. 307 00:17:14,710 --> 00:17:15,710 Little feet. 308 00:17:17,240 --> 00:17:18,380 You got little feet. 309 00:17:18,720 --> 00:17:19,819 I got little feet? 310 00:17:20,060 --> 00:17:22,380 Mm -hmm. You got little feet. Look at your feet next to mine. 311 00:17:24,119 --> 00:17:29,300 I'm a woman, and your feet, you have like, you have like dwarf feet. Look at 312 00:17:29,300 --> 00:17:30,300 you. 313 00:17:30,340 --> 00:17:31,760 I can't help it. 314 00:17:33,540 --> 00:17:34,980 They're size seven. 315 00:17:35,520 --> 00:17:40,280 Yeah, you know, I'm a woman's size. What do you wear, like a kitty shoe? 316 00:17:43,920 --> 00:17:47,600 All right, I think your snake oil is starting to wear off because I'm 317 00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:48,820 to feel a little bit gay again. 318 00:17:49,820 --> 00:17:51,120 I don't know. Let's see. 319 00:17:51,740 --> 00:17:55,180 Oh, yeah. There it is. 320 00:17:56,080 --> 00:17:57,960 Well, you can rub that damn thing. 321 00:18:00,700 --> 00:18:03,000 Oh, yeah. 322 00:18:09,200 --> 00:18:10,520 Don't get that shit on me either. 323 00:18:11,980 --> 00:18:13,060 It might make you really straight. 324 00:18:13,580 --> 00:18:16,380 Or it might get you thrown out of a fucking second story window. 325 00:18:17,720 --> 00:18:18,720 Don't get it on me. 326 00:18:21,480 --> 00:18:23,860 I'm going to go back to my goddamn book so you need to finish up. 327 00:18:59,820 --> 00:19:00,840 Very nice. 328 00:19:03,580 --> 00:19:04,840 Very nice. 329 00:19:07,060 --> 00:19:08,560 Now get your clothes back on.