1 00:00:49,132 --> 00:00:51,802 She wants to see you. You wanna see her. 2 00:00:51,885 --> 00:00:54,304 Nothing can ruin this night. 3 00:01:02,062 --> 00:01:03,480 No! 4 00:01:06,984 --> 00:01:08,110 Xavier! 5 00:01:59,369 --> 00:02:00,370 Hey, Cap. 6 00:02:00,454 --> 00:02:03,165 Danner, what are you doing at Xavier's place? 7 00:02:03,248 --> 00:02:04,875 Okay, you got me. 8 00:02:04,958 --> 00:02:07,044 I heard it on the scanner. I picked up Culp. 9 00:02:07,127 --> 00:02:08,645 - Let me take the lead. - Hey, Captain. 10 00:02:08,669 --> 00:02:10,631 You can't, okay? You're not right for it, okay? 11 00:02:10,714 --> 00:02:14,009 - Come on, Greg. You know I can do this. - Look at this place. 12 00:02:14,092 --> 00:02:16,845 I can't risk it, Danner. It's too high-profile. 13 00:02:16,929 --> 00:02:19,223 Chief already called in a ringer from LA. 14 00:02:19,306 --> 00:02:21,350 - A ringer? Who? - A ringer? 15 00:02:21,433 --> 00:02:24,061 Detective Germain. He caught the Tar Pits Strangler. 16 00:02:24,144 --> 00:02:26,230 I know who he is. He's garbage, man. 17 00:02:26,313 --> 00:02:28,982 It doesn't matter. He'll be on the first flight in the morning. 18 00:02:29,066 --> 00:02:30,146 He's taking lead detective. 19 00:02:30,192 --> 00:02:31,985 What if I solve the case before he gets here? 20 00:02:32,069 --> 00:02:35,030 Look. The victim was having an after-party for his high school reunion. 21 00:02:35,113 --> 00:02:36,698 The guests are still in the house. 22 00:02:36,782 --> 00:02:40,577 You could collect simple statements, nothing more. This is not your case. 23 00:02:40,661 --> 00:02:42,579 - Do you understand? - Copy. 24 00:02:44,665 --> 00:02:45,916 What did he say? 25 00:02:45,999 --> 00:02:49,545 All right, everyone. I'm lead on this case. 26 00:02:49,628 --> 00:02:51,088 Lead on the case! 27 00:02:51,171 --> 00:02:55,384 Captain wants answers by the morning for this celebrity death. 28 00:02:55,467 --> 00:03:00,222 She is in charge, as am I. Again, we are both in charge. 29 00:03:00,305 --> 00:03:02,975 - All right. - Oh, my God. 30 00:03:03,058 --> 00:03:05,102 It is really him. It's Xavier. 31 00:03:06,103 --> 00:03:07,271 I need to take a moment. 32 00:03:08,897 --> 00:03:11,608 Okay, so the victim seems to have fallen from his house. 33 00:03:11,692 --> 00:03:13,277 It could be an accident or suicide. 34 00:03:13,360 --> 00:03:16,363 No shirt? His jacket's wet. 35 00:03:17,030 --> 00:03:18,574 You gonna sniff him like that? 36 00:03:19,533 --> 00:03:21,702 Yep. Whiskey and ginger ale. 37 00:03:21,785 --> 00:03:23,036 Oh, my God. 38 00:03:24,162 --> 00:03:27,624 There's shrimp everywhere. Cooked shrimp, so not from the ocean. 39 00:03:28,417 --> 00:03:30,294 There's a blond wig over there. 40 00:03:30,377 --> 00:03:32,921 Was someone playing "dress up and kill the rock star"? 41 00:03:33,005 --> 00:03:34,590 There's something underneath him. 42 00:03:37,050 --> 00:03:39,386 Okay. We got a hat. 43 00:03:39,887 --> 00:03:43,724 Can I get one of those yellow things with the numbers on 'em? Thank you. 44 00:03:43,807 --> 00:03:47,394 Now how can it be a suicide if he's laying on top of the hat? 45 00:03:48,228 --> 00:03:53,066 The hat would fall off of his head and float down. The hat came down first. 46 00:03:53,150 --> 00:03:55,319 Okay, maybe not a suicide. What if it's an accident? 47 00:03:55,402 --> 00:03:57,571 What if he's looking out at the view over the balcony? 48 00:03:57,654 --> 00:04:00,294 Plate of shrimp cocktail. He looks down. "I'm not wearing a shirt." 49 00:04:00,365 --> 00:04:02,951 It's literally the first time that night he's realizing it. 50 00:04:03,035 --> 00:04:05,746 The shock from that jostles the hat. It falls off the balcony. 51 00:04:05,829 --> 00:04:08,582 - He goes to get it. - I don't think so. 52 00:04:08,665 --> 00:04:12,127 - 'Cause he has a contusion on his nose. - Someone punched him in the nose. 53 00:04:12,920 --> 00:04:15,214 This is a murder. 54 00:04:21,178 --> 00:04:22,888 How did this all go so wrong? 55 00:04:23,972 --> 00:04:24,973 I didn't do it. 56 00:04:25,057 --> 00:04:27,184 It's okay, man. Nobody thinks you did. 57 00:04:30,687 --> 00:04:31,730 It's just... 58 00:04:36,109 --> 00:04:38,320 I just... I can't. 59 00:04:38,862 --> 00:04:42,324 I can't. I just... You... I just... 60 00:04:42,407 --> 00:04:46,328 Yes. Yeah. I guessed the Wi-Fi password. 61 00:04:47,496 --> 00:04:50,791 If anybody needs it, it's "xavier," all lowercase. 62 00:04:51,458 --> 00:04:53,919 "Xavier." No? 63 00:04:54,503 --> 00:04:56,129 More bandwidth for me. 64 00:04:56,964 --> 00:04:59,007 Hello, everyone. I'm... 65 00:05:00,509 --> 00:05:01,510 Shit. 66 00:05:01,593 --> 00:05:04,638 Just slipped on a puddle right there. That's weird. 67 00:05:05,222 --> 00:05:09,309 I'm Detective Danner. And this... 68 00:05:10,561 --> 00:05:12,938 The hell is a arrow in the... 69 00:05:14,815 --> 00:05:16,483 God, a shrub X? 70 00:05:17,484 --> 00:05:19,528 The hell is goin' on up... 71 00:05:19,611 --> 00:05:21,613 Culp. I'm Detective Culp. 72 00:05:22,406 --> 00:05:25,868 You rich people love to ski. Don't even need snow. 73 00:05:25,951 --> 00:05:29,454 Y'all some messy white folks, I'll tell you that much. Hey. 74 00:05:29,955 --> 00:05:31,957 We will be collecting statements shortly. 75 00:05:32,040 --> 00:05:34,334 So, get comfortable, folks. But not too comfortable. 76 00:05:34,418 --> 00:05:36,378 Like wool pajamas. 77 00:05:36,461 --> 00:05:41,341 Yes. And no social medias, please. We don't wanna turn this into a circus. 78 00:05:41,425 --> 00:05:42,465 Even though it looks like. 79 00:05:42,509 --> 00:05:44,511 Barnum and Bailey's done came through this bitch. 80 00:05:44,595 --> 00:05:47,598 - Xavier's on TV. Dude, turn it up. - …sources on social media 81 00:05:47,681 --> 00:05:49,308 confirm pop star, actor 82 00:05:49,391 --> 00:05:51,935 - and celebrity humanitarian, Xavier… - Fuck. 83 00:05:52,019 --> 00:05:53,187 …was found dead tonight, 84 00:05:53,270 --> 00:05:57,149 his body discovered on the cliff below his second home in Belvedere 85 00:05:57,232 --> 00:06:00,194 during an after-party for his high school reunion. 86 00:06:00,277 --> 00:06:02,905 We get more now from Linda Dela Rosa. 87 00:06:02,988 --> 00:06:06,116 Linda, can you give us the juicy details? 88 00:06:06,200 --> 00:06:08,619 I'm here outside Xavier's Marin County compound 89 00:06:08,702 --> 00:06:10,621 where there is no word yet from police 90 00:06:10,704 --> 00:06:14,166 on whether foul play was a factor in this unthinkable tragedy. 91 00:06:14,249 --> 00:06:18,504 Xavier was born Bay Area resident Eugene Xavier Duckworth Jr., 92 00:06:18,587 --> 00:06:21,590 the son of the owner of coffee chain Gene's Beans. 93 00:06:21,673 --> 00:06:26,011 At the age of 21, Xavier went platinum with the song "X Marks the G-Spot" 94 00:06:26,094 --> 00:06:28,614 - off his album Somebody Xave Me. - She said X marks the G-spot. 95 00:06:28,639 --> 00:06:31,016 On her pleasure map Shorty, she a freak. 96 00:06:31,099 --> 00:06:32,392 From there, he turned to acting, 97 00:06:32,476 --> 00:06:35,562 starring in jungle adventure Hungry Hungry Hippos, 98 00:06:35,646 --> 00:06:38,065 and securing a People's Choice Award nomination 99 00:06:38,148 --> 00:06:41,527 for his portrayal of Daryl Hall alongside Channing Tatum's Oates 100 00:06:41,610 --> 00:06:44,154 in the musical biopic Private Eyes. 101 00:06:45,822 --> 00:06:48,242 You see that? That right there is what we need. 102 00:06:48,325 --> 00:06:50,410 - A broken record? - No, a smash hit! 103 00:06:50,494 --> 00:06:55,415 This city will put you in its mouth, bite you up and spit you out. 104 00:06:55,499 --> 00:06:56,917 It's an eater of men. 105 00:06:59,253 --> 00:07:00,254 Wait. 106 00:07:00,754 --> 00:07:03,006 What did you just say? 107 00:07:03,090 --> 00:07:06,093 - Grab your ax. It's chart-breaking time. - Let's break them charts. 108 00:07:06,176 --> 00:07:07,177 Come on. Let's eat. 109 00:07:07,261 --> 00:07:09,471 - Okay. You go high. I'll go the same high. - Okay. 110 00:07:09,555 --> 00:07:10,722 And a one, and a... 111 00:07:10,806 --> 00:07:12,766 - Turn that mess off. - Yeah. Of course. 112 00:07:13,267 --> 00:07:15,435 Now, everybody, stay tuned. 113 00:07:16,103 --> 00:07:18,230 You are wet. 114 00:07:20,691 --> 00:07:21,942 Soaking wet. 115 00:07:22,025 --> 00:07:25,362 We'll be right back. Y'all stay put. 116 00:07:37,291 --> 00:07:38,417 Brett. 117 00:07:38,500 --> 00:07:41,420 How many times tonight have I told you I don't wanna talk to you? 118 00:07:41,503 --> 00:07:43,714 - Three times. - So why are you talking to me? 119 00:07:43,797 --> 00:07:45,883 Because I know what you're hiding in your car. 120 00:07:49,928 --> 00:07:52,639 And I know what you said to me in the hallway at the reunion. 121 00:07:52,723 --> 00:07:54,283 - So… - So nobody needs to say anything. 122 00:07:54,349 --> 00:07:55,475 About anything. 123 00:07:56,560 --> 00:07:58,187 - Good. - Good talk. 124 00:07:58,270 --> 00:07:59,670 That's all there needed to be said. 125 00:08:00,189 --> 00:08:02,316 - Then why are we still talking? - We're not. 126 00:08:02,399 --> 00:08:03,817 You are. You just said that. 127 00:08:03,901 --> 00:08:06,528 Just 'cause it seems like you need the last word and it annoys me. 128 00:08:06,612 --> 00:08:08,530 - Well, now I'm ending it. - Good. 129 00:08:08,614 --> 00:08:10,782 There are some scrapes here on the railing. 130 00:08:10,866 --> 00:08:13,493 - Could be the signs of a scuffle. - Can't hear. 131 00:08:13,577 --> 00:08:15,037 - Done. - Now it is, yes. 132 00:08:15,120 --> 00:08:16,538 One, two, three… 133 00:08:16,622 --> 00:08:19,291 - Didn't agree to a one, two, three. - …over. My God! 134 00:08:19,374 --> 00:08:20,375 Great. 135 00:08:20,459 --> 00:08:24,213 So, we got Mr. Aggro and the train wreck. 136 00:08:24,296 --> 00:08:26,089 Get the cornstarch. 137 00:08:26,173 --> 00:08:27,841 The plot thickens. 138 00:08:27,925 --> 00:08:30,302 There's a drop of blood here on the balcony floor, 139 00:08:30,385 --> 00:08:33,263 which is probably from Xavier getting punched in the nose. 140 00:08:33,347 --> 00:08:35,557 And there are no security cameras in sight. 141 00:08:35,640 --> 00:08:37,768 And beep boop boop beep ba bap beep boop... 142 00:08:37,851 --> 00:08:40,051 I could be saying anything because you're not listening. 143 00:08:40,102 --> 00:08:41,355 Oh, my God. 144 00:08:42,731 --> 00:08:44,149 Don't you care about the... 145 00:08:44,232 --> 00:08:45,776 Blood on the floor? Sure. 146 00:08:46,652 --> 00:08:48,654 But I care more about 147 00:08:48,737 --> 00:08:53,242 adorkable lover boy eyeing uptight artist girl. 148 00:08:53,325 --> 00:08:57,246 Okay. He obviously is adorkable, but how do you know she's an artist? 149 00:08:57,329 --> 00:08:58,455 Ink on her hands. 150 00:08:59,373 --> 00:09:02,000 Pay attention, Culp. We're solving a murder. 151 00:09:02,501 --> 00:09:06,880 Okay. There's too many of you to take down to the station. 152 00:09:06,964 --> 00:09:09,424 So, I'll be interviewing you all here. 153 00:09:10,259 --> 00:09:13,095 And I wanna talk to every single one of you. 154 00:09:13,929 --> 00:09:18,392 Because the truth is, any one of you could be the murderer. 155 00:09:18,475 --> 00:09:22,104 Now, you all went to your high school reunion this evening. 156 00:09:22,187 --> 00:09:24,398 For what, second chances? 157 00:09:25,607 --> 00:09:26,608 At life? 158 00:09:27,651 --> 00:09:28,652 Love? 159 00:09:30,070 --> 00:09:31,238 Something else? 160 00:09:32,906 --> 00:09:34,491 Emotions are high. 161 00:09:34,575 --> 00:09:37,953 Someone pushes your buttons, and all of a sudden, 162 00:09:38,036 --> 00:09:39,037 snap, bam! 163 00:09:40,205 --> 00:09:42,124 You lose it! 164 00:09:42,207 --> 00:09:43,625 So it'll take a few hours. 165 00:09:43,709 --> 00:09:45,085 - Are you serious? - Hours? Why? 166 00:09:45,169 --> 00:09:47,421 What else you got to do in the middle of the damn night? 167 00:09:47,504 --> 00:09:49,590 Why? We all know that Aniq killed him. 168 00:09:49,673 --> 00:09:51,884 Oh, my God. No, I didn't! 169 00:09:51,967 --> 00:09:54,428 - I'm guessing you're Aniq? - She's good. 170 00:09:54,928 --> 00:09:57,806 Did you actually see him kill Xavier? 171 00:09:59,141 --> 00:10:01,685 - No, but I did... - Sit your ass down. 172 00:10:01,768 --> 00:10:05,314 You should be ashamed of yourself wearing heels that pregnant. 173 00:10:05,397 --> 00:10:07,107 It's not good for your back. 174 00:10:07,191 --> 00:10:13,030 Look. So, did anyone here actually witness Xavier's murder? 175 00:10:14,114 --> 00:10:15,282 - No, ma'am... Officer. - No. 176 00:10:15,365 --> 00:10:17,326 - No. - The murderer did. 177 00:10:17,409 --> 00:10:20,913 Everyone else doesn't know what happened, 178 00:10:20,996 --> 00:10:26,126 because we're all stars of our own movie. 179 00:10:26,210 --> 00:10:30,214 The same thing could happen, but you see it in a different way. 180 00:10:30,297 --> 00:10:33,675 And as a part of my process, I like to talk to each person. 181 00:10:33,759 --> 00:10:37,513 I wanna hear your story. I wanna hear your mind movie. 182 00:10:37,596 --> 00:10:39,932 - Mind movie? - You gather all that together, 183 00:10:40,015 --> 00:10:42,351 - then you can get at the truth. - Agreed. 184 00:10:42,434 --> 00:10:46,813 And the truth is that Indigo saw Aniq at the scene of the crime. 185 00:10:46,897 --> 00:10:48,148 Indigo, tell her. 186 00:10:48,232 --> 00:10:51,777 Darling, avec plaisir. 187 00:10:55,781 --> 00:10:58,784 I was on the lower balcony with the Jennifers 188 00:10:58,867 --> 00:11:02,829 while Ned was performing a ski-based art project 189 00:11:02,913 --> 00:11:04,289 on a passed-out Aniq. 190 00:11:04,373 --> 00:11:08,794 Ned. Come onto the terrace with me and stop taunting Aniq with your pranks. 191 00:11:08,877 --> 00:11:10,128 This is more than a prank. 192 00:11:11,129 --> 00:11:14,341 This is a metaphor for society's illusion of stability. 193 00:11:14,842 --> 00:11:19,388 What? Okay, dude, I do not know what that means. 194 00:11:19,471 --> 00:11:23,392 I was over there doing the perfect prank: When you spill beer on a guy. 195 00:11:23,475 --> 00:11:24,601 Funny as hell. 196 00:11:24,685 --> 00:11:29,523 Meanwhile, strangely from above, Xavier urinated off the balcony 197 00:11:29,606 --> 00:11:31,650 - right onto Jenn number one. - What is that? 198 00:11:31,733 --> 00:11:34,236 I believe Xavier is urinating on your head. 199 00:11:34,319 --> 00:11:35,571 Oh, God! 200 00:11:36,530 --> 00:11:37,948 Ned! 201 00:11:38,031 --> 00:11:40,534 She called her husband to help her wash it off... 202 00:11:40,617 --> 00:11:43,579 But the bathroom was occupied with someone dropping a deuce, Officer. 203 00:11:44,329 --> 00:11:45,581 And then 204 00:11:45,664 --> 00:11:49,710 light, sound, chaos. 205 00:11:50,544 --> 00:11:53,755 - Television. - And what was on TV? 206 00:11:53,839 --> 00:11:55,924 I try to avoid looking at screens. 207 00:11:56,008 --> 00:11:57,801 How great is this party? 208 00:11:57,885 --> 00:11:59,803 Whatever it was, it woke up Aniq. 209 00:12:00,888 --> 00:12:02,139 Who did this? 210 00:12:03,515 --> 00:12:06,768 Xavier. Xavier did this. 211 00:12:06,852 --> 00:12:08,729 Where is he? He did this. 212 00:12:08,812 --> 00:12:10,063 Is he still up there? 213 00:12:10,147 --> 00:12:13,650 Aniq. Calm down, my friend. This wasn't Xavier's fault. 214 00:12:13,734 --> 00:12:15,652 Find your center. 215 00:12:16,528 --> 00:12:17,613 No, friend. 216 00:12:18,530 --> 00:12:21,158 The center won't hold. This ends now. 217 00:12:23,785 --> 00:12:26,163 He went upstairs very angry. 218 00:12:26,246 --> 00:12:27,789 And then… 219 00:12:29,374 --> 00:12:30,417 Oh, no! 220 00:12:30,501 --> 00:12:33,003 What on earth made that terrible sound? 221 00:12:34,046 --> 00:12:37,925 And that is when they saw the body. 222 00:12:42,554 --> 00:12:44,139 I think he's dead. 223 00:12:45,474 --> 00:12:48,393 - Are you okay? - Xavier! 224 00:12:56,235 --> 00:12:57,528 Oh, no. 225 00:13:00,197 --> 00:13:03,242 Okay. So, we've heard one story. 226 00:13:03,325 --> 00:13:07,496 I don't know what kind of weird art house movie's going on in your mind, 227 00:13:07,579 --> 00:13:10,958 but it leads to one guy. 228 00:13:11,792 --> 00:13:14,628 All right, Mr. Scribble Face. 229 00:13:14,711 --> 00:13:17,464 Let's find somewhere private. You're up. 230 00:13:18,507 --> 00:13:21,093 - Culp, stay, please. - I know. 231 00:13:21,176 --> 00:13:24,805 Look who's in charge now. And I'm not scared. 232 00:13:29,059 --> 00:13:33,272 So, I know things are looking bad for you, but I would just try to stay calm. 233 00:13:33,355 --> 00:13:38,026 Now, do I have a list of the remaining houseguests here? 234 00:13:38,110 --> 00:13:42,239 Clockwise in the room as you saw them were Indigo, Jenn 1, Ned, Zoë, Brett, 235 00:13:42,322 --> 00:13:46,410 Yasper, me, Chelsea, and I think his name is Walt. 236 00:13:46,493 --> 00:13:48,078 You one of those smarties, huh? 237 00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:50,747 I mean, yeah. I guess so. What is all this stuff? 238 00:13:50,831 --> 00:13:52,708 I figured you'd probably be a little nervous. 239 00:13:52,791 --> 00:13:55,669 And this keeps you relaxed. Makes it kinda fun. 240 00:13:55,752 --> 00:13:58,797 I'm not having fun, in case that was your goal. 241 00:13:58,881 --> 00:14:02,259 Well, my goal is to find out who killed Xavier. 242 00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:05,262 But it'd be nice to have some fun in the process. 243 00:14:05,345 --> 00:14:07,222 Someone died. I could be arrested. 244 00:14:07,306 --> 00:14:08,807 Only if you did it. 245 00:14:09,391 --> 00:14:12,394 But, look, I want to hear your side of the story. 246 00:14:12,477 --> 00:14:14,771 You wanna hear my mind movie, yeah? 247 00:14:14,855 --> 00:14:17,733 Exactly. That's right. Now, come on. Bring it. 248 00:14:17,816 --> 00:14:19,902 Hit me with it from the top, okay? 249 00:14:19,985 --> 00:14:23,697 I wanna hear everything that happened. Now, all the details of the whole night. 250 00:14:23,780 --> 00:14:27,242 Okay? Now tell me, why'd you come tonight? 251 00:14:27,910 --> 00:14:28,994 It's embarrassing. 252 00:14:29,077 --> 00:14:30,537 Come on. 253 00:14:32,206 --> 00:14:33,207 Fine. 254 00:14:35,042 --> 00:14:38,337 I came… for love. 255 00:14:38,420 --> 00:14:40,380 Who you love? Tell me. 256 00:14:41,131 --> 00:14:42,466 Yeah, I came for Zoë. 257 00:14:43,342 --> 00:14:45,761 We were chemistry partners back in high school. 258 00:14:46,303 --> 00:14:48,305 We didn't just have chemistry together. 259 00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:51,225 We had chemistry together. 260 00:14:51,850 --> 00:14:53,560 But wasn't meant to be. 261 00:14:54,311 --> 00:14:56,271 Then I found out about her divorce. 262 00:14:56,355 --> 00:15:00,025 And a week ago, she sent me an email asking me to come. 263 00:15:00,108 --> 00:15:01,568 And it had a… 264 00:15:02,361 --> 00:15:05,906 Smiley face emoji. What does that mean? 265 00:15:05,989 --> 00:15:08,659 Aniq. What's going on, man? 266 00:15:08,742 --> 00:15:10,285 It's been, like, two years. 267 00:15:10,369 --> 00:15:11,703 Yasper. 268 00:15:13,705 --> 00:15:15,832 - Good to see you, man. - Good to see you. 269 00:15:15,916 --> 00:15:18,252 I'm so happy you came. Let me see this new jacket. 270 00:15:18,335 --> 00:15:20,254 - This thing? - I know you just got... Yeah. 271 00:15:20,337 --> 00:15:22,965 You look... Distinguished. 272 00:15:23,048 --> 00:15:25,425 - Thank you. You look great. Look at you. - I don't know. 273 00:15:25,509 --> 00:15:26,629 I've been working out a lot. 274 00:15:26,677 --> 00:15:28,029 - Have you heard of Pilates? - I have. 275 00:15:28,053 --> 00:15:29,656 I haven't done 'em yet, but I've heard of 'em. 276 00:15:29,680 --> 00:15:31,640 You know what could up your game? Take my tie. 277 00:15:31,723 --> 00:15:34,393 It's basically like an arrow pointing to your dong. 278 00:15:35,102 --> 00:15:37,229 Yasper, then what would point to your dong? 279 00:15:37,312 --> 00:15:38,814 You just saved my life. You're right. 280 00:15:38,897 --> 00:15:41,650 Have you gotten my texts about Zoë being single? 281 00:15:41,733 --> 00:15:43,777 Yes. And thank you for those. 282 00:15:44,570 --> 00:15:45,737 Look at Chelsea. 283 00:15:45,821 --> 00:15:48,448 - What happened to her? - Hey, Chelsea. 284 00:15:48,532 --> 00:15:49,616 Hey. 285 00:15:49,700 --> 00:15:51,702 Were you guys following me? 286 00:15:51,785 --> 00:15:53,245 - No. We're not following you. - No. 287 00:15:53,328 --> 00:15:56,832 I mean, hey, Yasper and Aniq. 288 00:15:56,915 --> 00:16:00,794 She had a total breakdown. Went absolutely insane. 289 00:16:01,378 --> 00:16:02,629 Class prez to hot mezz. 290 00:16:02,713 --> 00:16:07,050 Yes. But you know who's not a mess? Excuse me, sir. May I have one of these? 291 00:16:07,134 --> 00:16:09,511 I'm sorry. What's this? Why is your hand like this? 292 00:16:09,595 --> 00:16:11,597 Think I was hiding an Oreo cookie in my hand. 293 00:16:11,680 --> 00:16:14,933 See, that's why it's a great picture. Because you have a secret. 294 00:16:15,017 --> 00:16:16,810 And look at... Oh, my God. 295 00:16:16,894 --> 00:16:19,605 This guy is right next to... Are you serious? 296 00:16:20,314 --> 00:16:21,565 It's kismet. 297 00:16:21,648 --> 00:16:24,318 These guys together. That's why they put you next to each other. 298 00:16:24,401 --> 00:16:26,195 I just don't wanna get my hopes up, you know? 299 00:16:26,278 --> 00:16:28,572 It feels like every time we got close in high school, 300 00:16:28,655 --> 00:16:31,658 some rich, handsome guy would just come swooping in and get between us. 301 00:16:31,742 --> 00:16:34,995 Stop. You're not in high school anymore. Now you're the rich, handsome guy. 302 00:16:35,078 --> 00:16:36,788 Thank you. I'm certainly not rich. 303 00:16:36,872 --> 00:16:38,224 - But I have been working out. - Zoë. 304 00:16:38,248 --> 00:16:40,417 Not for Zoë, for my own personal enrichment actually. 305 00:16:40,501 --> 00:16:42,336 - No, Zoë. Zoë. - I did CrossFit, but... 306 00:16:42,419 --> 00:16:44,004 - Zoë. - Hey, Zoë. 307 00:16:44,087 --> 00:16:47,174 Hey. Oh, no. 308 00:16:47,257 --> 00:16:48,592 Oh, my God. 309 00:17:02,481 --> 00:17:03,607 Hi. 310 00:17:04,358 --> 00:17:05,943 - Hey. Here. I got you this. - Okay. 311 00:17:06,026 --> 00:17:07,944 - That's so thoughtful. Thank you. - Of course. 312 00:17:08,028 --> 00:17:09,279 Yeah. 313 00:17:12,324 --> 00:17:14,326 - Okay. - Fair. 314 00:17:14,409 --> 00:17:18,163 That's good. I don't know my own strength 'cause I've been working out so much. 315 00:17:18,247 --> 00:17:19,623 Don't know if you've seen that? 316 00:17:19,705 --> 00:17:21,959 How strong do you have to be to pop a balloon? 317 00:17:22,542 --> 00:17:23,961 Still a smart-ass, I see. 318 00:17:24,795 --> 00:17:26,880 It's really good to see you, Zoë. 319 00:17:26,964 --> 00:17:28,257 Yeah, you too, Aniq. 320 00:17:28,339 --> 00:17:29,383 Yeah. 321 00:17:29,466 --> 00:17:31,343 So, I will see you inside? 322 00:17:31,426 --> 00:17:34,113 I'll probably see you in there. I gotta punch the rest of these balloons. 323 00:17:34,137 --> 00:17:37,140 - I'll probably be in there after that. - You be careful out here. 324 00:17:39,810 --> 00:17:42,354 My God. Oh, my God. 325 00:17:42,437 --> 00:17:44,940 It is a miracle that these balloons didn't go up in flames 326 00:17:45,023 --> 00:17:48,485 because you two had some serious sparks. 327 00:17:48,569 --> 00:17:50,850 - You tell me you didn't feel that. - I don't know, maybe. 328 00:17:50,904 --> 00:17:52,531 Maybe? No. 329 00:17:52,614 --> 00:17:55,826 Maybe it was amazing! Did you see that? Oh, my goodness! 330 00:17:55,909 --> 00:17:58,161 It's, like, just... I'm sorry. 331 00:17:58,245 --> 00:18:01,248 - Are you sure you wanna know all this? - I am here for it. 332 00:18:01,331 --> 00:18:05,419 You had a meet cute. You got the crazy, wild, obnoxious friend. 333 00:18:05,502 --> 00:18:07,504 Well, I guess so. 334 00:18:07,588 --> 00:18:09,756 I haven't felt these kind of rom-com vibes 335 00:18:09,840 --> 00:18:14,344 since Hugh Grant met Julia Roberts in his little bookstore. 336 00:18:14,428 --> 00:18:16,889 - Yeah, right. - Come on. Tell me what happened next. 337 00:18:16,972 --> 00:18:19,558 Do not leave out any details. 338 00:18:19,641 --> 00:18:21,810 Matter of fact, I need my popcorn. 339 00:18:23,270 --> 00:18:24,521 You actually have popcorn. 340 00:18:24,605 --> 00:18:25,898 Yeah. 341 00:18:26,481 --> 00:18:28,400 - Can I get one piece? - Yeah. 342 00:18:29,526 --> 00:18:31,737 It's good, right? It's low-fat. 343 00:18:32,362 --> 00:18:33,965 - You feel good, right? - I'm excited. I do. 344 00:18:33,989 --> 00:18:35,490 - That's because love. - Yeah. 345 00:18:36,617 --> 00:18:37,618 Hey, Aniq. 346 00:18:37,701 --> 00:18:39,328 - Hey, man. - Do you remember me? 347 00:18:39,411 --> 00:18:42,122 Oh, yeah. Of course. Long time. 348 00:18:42,206 --> 00:18:43,999 Yeah. So, what's my name? 349 00:18:44,750 --> 00:18:46,418 Coming in real hot. 350 00:18:50,547 --> 00:18:52,466 Slam? Slamps? Slamps? 351 00:18:52,549 --> 00:18:54,510 - Slamps? - No. It's Walt. 352 00:18:54,593 --> 00:18:56,553 - Sure? - Yeah. 353 00:18:56,637 --> 00:18:59,264 Yeah. That's right. Walt. Yes. 354 00:18:59,348 --> 00:19:01,350 - Yeah, cool. - Well, this is fun. 355 00:19:01,934 --> 00:19:04,353 So good to have fun with you again. 356 00:19:05,103 --> 00:19:07,940 Did you actually go to this school, or what's the whole thing? 357 00:19:08,023 --> 00:19:11,735 Yeah. We were all in the same chemistry class with Mr. Shapiro. 358 00:19:11,818 --> 00:19:15,280 I got a bunch of yeast in my ear that time and you all... 359 00:19:15,364 --> 00:19:19,034 You didn't say anything about it, or no... 360 00:19:21,286 --> 00:19:22,579 I can't believe this. 361 00:19:24,414 --> 00:19:26,959 No one ever paid attention to me in high school. 362 00:19:27,042 --> 00:19:28,377 Tonight will be different. 363 00:19:30,838 --> 00:19:32,589 I'll make sure they don't forget. 364 00:19:33,757 --> 00:19:34,967 Not this time. 365 00:19:35,050 --> 00:19:37,511 Well, it's gonna be hard to get any attention tonight. 366 00:19:37,594 --> 00:19:39,054 Not with Xavier coming. 367 00:19:39,137 --> 00:19:41,866 - Oh, my God. I can't believe he's coming. - I actually gave him his start. 368 00:19:41,890 --> 00:19:43,785 We were actually in a band together in high school. 369 00:19:43,809 --> 00:19:45,477 - Oh, yeah. Ska-pe Diem. - Ska-pe Diem. 370 00:19:45,561 --> 00:19:48,647 You remember Ska-pe Diem? Right? We shredded the MLK Day barbecue. 371 00:19:48,730 --> 00:19:50,107 This one. 372 00:19:50,190 --> 00:19:52,734 And now the sky's the way to go. 373 00:19:52,818 --> 00:19:54,194 Yeah. 374 00:19:54,278 --> 00:19:56,196 Come on 375 00:19:56,280 --> 00:19:57,614 I'm still making songs today. 376 00:19:57,698 --> 00:19:59,658 And I'm trying to get Xavier to bless my track. 377 00:19:59,741 --> 00:20:01,326 Bless your track? Is he a priest? 378 00:20:02,828 --> 00:20:04,621 Sorry. That's so funny. 379 00:20:05,581 --> 00:20:07,583 Just like at school. 380 00:20:11,128 --> 00:20:13,881 Oh, my God. He's here. Are we good? 381 00:20:16,008 --> 00:20:18,594 - Dude knows how to make an entrance. - Xavier's here! 382 00:20:20,804 --> 00:20:23,849 Look. Zoë too? This is exactly what I'm talking about. 383 00:20:23,932 --> 00:20:25,809 I talk to Zoë for the first time in years, 384 00:20:25,893 --> 00:20:28,812 and a rich, good-looking guy literally swoops in out of the sky. 385 00:20:28,896 --> 00:20:31,440 Come on. Stop. 386 00:20:32,191 --> 00:20:34,693 Come on. It's not about me tonight, all right? 387 00:20:34,776 --> 00:20:37,821 I'm just here to reune like all you normal people. 388 00:20:37,905 --> 00:20:39,740 - Oh, shit. Xavier. - All right. 389 00:20:39,823 --> 00:20:41,325 Let me get a selfie. Yo. 390 00:20:42,701 --> 00:20:44,661 Aight. Do the angle even higher, 391 00:20:44,745 --> 00:20:45,746 it's sexy, all right? 392 00:20:45,829 --> 00:20:48,665 You're an amazing dude. Tonight is your night. 393 00:20:50,667 --> 00:20:51,793 You got this. 394 00:20:51,877 --> 00:20:53,003 Yeah, all right. 395 00:20:53,086 --> 00:20:54,671 - You're right. - Whoops. 396 00:20:54,755 --> 00:20:56,548 - I'm not gonna do that again. - Good. 397 00:20:58,258 --> 00:20:59,468 The Jennifers. 398 00:20:59,551 --> 00:21:00,844 Hey. 399 00:21:00,928 --> 00:21:04,181 - Hi. Oh, my gosh. You guys. - Gosh, you guys are here. 400 00:21:04,264 --> 00:21:06,475 - Aniq. Yasper. - I know you, you idiot. 401 00:21:07,434 --> 00:21:10,103 So, listen. Grab your name tags and hand them to me. 402 00:21:10,187 --> 00:21:13,398 I'm gonna write down everyone's jobs for networking purposes. 403 00:21:13,482 --> 00:21:14,691 My husband Ned's idea. 404 00:21:14,775 --> 00:21:15,901 You remember Ned? 405 00:21:15,984 --> 00:21:17,945 I wish you guys could meet my husband, Joshie. 406 00:21:18,028 --> 00:21:21,198 But he's in Tokyo. He's doing a deal with PoochKicks.net. 407 00:21:21,281 --> 00:21:23,242 It's an NBA-grade sneaker for dogs. 408 00:21:23,325 --> 00:21:25,369 So, what is it that you two do? 409 00:21:25,452 --> 00:21:28,705 I'm actually the owner of my very own audiovisual installation company, 410 00:21:28,789 --> 00:21:31,375 but my true love, it's music. 411 00:21:31,458 --> 00:21:34,586 And that means you will probably enjoy karaoke hour inside. 412 00:21:34,670 --> 00:21:37,005 - I will. You're right. - Good. 413 00:21:37,089 --> 00:21:38,090 Do you work? 414 00:21:39,091 --> 00:21:41,134 Yes. I design escape rooms. 415 00:21:41,218 --> 00:21:42,386 Like the fire department? 416 00:21:43,303 --> 00:21:45,347 It's, like, a room. 417 00:21:45,430 --> 00:21:48,892 It's a phenomenon. It's, like, a room you go into. 418 00:21:48,976 --> 00:21:51,353 And then the idea is to get out of the room. 419 00:21:51,436 --> 00:21:53,081 - Then you solve clues... - That's any room. 420 00:21:53,105 --> 00:21:55,774 Well, yes. Exactly. But this one, the room itself, it's a puzzle. 421 00:21:55,858 --> 00:21:59,361 The current one is Christmas-themed. It's called Santa Claustrophobia. 422 00:21:59,444 --> 00:22:01,321 I love Santa, but I'm Jewish. 423 00:22:01,405 --> 00:22:03,866 Well, no. You just wrote Santa Claus. Can I see that? 424 00:22:03,949 --> 00:22:06,785 You made that holiday-themed escape room in the Mission? 425 00:22:06,869 --> 00:22:09,997 Yeah. You know it, huh? Yeah. Actually I designed it. 426 00:22:10,080 --> 00:22:11,874 I was so stuck in there. 427 00:22:11,957 --> 00:22:15,711 I kept on calling that attendant like, "Hello. I need a clue. 428 00:22:15,794 --> 00:22:18,881 Hello? Do you got another clue for me?" 429 00:22:18,964 --> 00:22:20,507 I needed all the clues. 430 00:22:20,591 --> 00:22:22,009 Okay. 431 00:22:22,092 --> 00:22:26,388 As a detective, you weren't able to just take the clues 432 00:22:26,471 --> 00:22:31,643 and apply that to the puzzle itself and then solve the... 433 00:22:31,727 --> 00:22:32,769 Not how my brain works. 434 00:22:32,853 --> 00:22:35,814 I'm more of a social dynamics type of person. 435 00:22:35,898 --> 00:22:37,107 Anyway, go on. 436 00:22:38,483 --> 00:22:40,235 Oh, boy. 437 00:22:40,319 --> 00:22:41,612 - You ready for this? - Yeah. 438 00:22:41,695 --> 00:22:43,255 - Do you feel good? - I do. Really good. 439 00:22:43,322 --> 00:22:45,365 I'm gonna stick by you. I know how you're nervous. 440 00:22:45,449 --> 00:22:48,577 Are you serious, Janet? You're here? 441 00:22:48,660 --> 00:22:54,541 I know that I was blind, and, darling If I could turn back time. 442 00:22:56,251 --> 00:22:59,254 If I could find a way. 443 00:23:00,756 --> 00:23:05,260 I'd take back those words That hurt you. 444 00:23:05,344 --> 00:23:07,137 And you'd stay. 445 00:23:07,221 --> 00:23:10,599 If I could reach the stars. 446 00:23:11,683 --> 00:23:14,853 I'd give them all to you. 447 00:23:16,188 --> 00:23:19,191 Then you'd love me, love me. 448 00:23:19,274 --> 00:23:22,778 Like you used to do. 449 00:23:26,073 --> 00:23:28,617 If I could turn back time 450 00:23:28,700 --> 00:23:30,953 I mean, turning back time? 451 00:23:31,036 --> 00:23:32,329 If I could turn back time. 452 00:23:32,412 --> 00:23:34,790 She's gotta be telling me something, right? 453 00:23:34,873 --> 00:23:37,793 - Are you talking to me? - If I could turn back time. 454 00:23:37,876 --> 00:23:39,002 Oh, angel. 455 00:23:39,628 --> 00:23:43,298 We're all just withering sacks of flesh. 456 00:23:43,382 --> 00:23:45,634 I actually wasn't talking... How are you? I hope good. 457 00:23:45,717 --> 00:23:48,470 Holy moly, ravioli. Are you seeing this? 458 00:23:48,554 --> 00:23:50,973 Do you see what's happening right now? She's singing to you. 459 00:23:51,056 --> 00:23:52,683 You should sing a song back to her. 460 00:23:52,766 --> 00:23:53,851 Yeah, yeah. 461 00:23:54,434 --> 00:23:57,271 This song is dedicated to my former chemistry partner. 462 00:23:57,354 --> 00:23:59,606 Here's to reconnecting old covalent bonds. 463 00:24:02,484 --> 00:24:05,487 I'm sorry. This is the wrong song. Sir... 464 00:24:05,571 --> 00:24:06,613 That's a great song! 465 00:24:06,697 --> 00:24:09,074 All you ladies pop your diplomas Like this. 466 00:24:09,157 --> 00:24:10,284 Shake your feminism. 467 00:24:11,702 --> 00:24:13,704 This is the wrong song. 468 00:24:14,538 --> 00:24:15,998 You should... 469 00:24:16,081 --> 00:24:17,291 Respect it good. 470 00:24:17,374 --> 00:24:19,835 Attend this reunion Just like you should. 471 00:24:19,918 --> 00:24:21,044 - Right now. - Oh, no. 472 00:24:21,128 --> 00:24:24,047 This is the wrong... I know you can hear me 'cause I'm on a microphone. 473 00:24:24,131 --> 00:24:26,592 - You're nailing it! - My neck, my back 474 00:24:26,675 --> 00:24:28,886 Marion Barry did some crack Remember him? 475 00:24:28,969 --> 00:24:30,721 My neck, my back 476 00:24:30,804 --> 00:24:33,015 I like my pancakes in a stack. 477 00:24:33,098 --> 00:24:35,642 Can you turn the song off? At this point, it's just cruel. 478 00:24:38,770 --> 00:24:40,189 Thank you. 479 00:24:40,272 --> 00:24:43,150 - That's so embarrassing. - It really was. 480 00:24:43,233 --> 00:24:44,276 Oh, my God. 481 00:24:44,359 --> 00:24:46,195 That was supposed to be "Angel" by Shaggy. 482 00:24:46,987 --> 00:24:48,322 I love that song. 483 00:24:49,114 --> 00:24:50,908 You two look like you're having fun. 484 00:24:50,991 --> 00:24:53,911 - Hey. - Hey, Xavier. How you doing? 485 00:24:53,994 --> 00:24:56,663 What's up, man? Zoë, I noticed no one got you a drink yet. 486 00:24:56,747 --> 00:24:59,541 So, I got you a Kir Royale. Match your dress. 487 00:24:59,625 --> 00:25:02,836 - That is so thoughtful. Thank you. - That's very sweet. 488 00:25:04,171 --> 00:25:09,593 Wow. Look at you, Xavier. "Ex-avier"? How do you... 489 00:25:09,676 --> 00:25:11,261 - Whichever way you like. - Okay. 490 00:25:11,345 --> 00:25:12,596 - Yeah. - Cool. 491 00:25:12,679 --> 00:25:15,599 - You're really famous. - Yeah, I don't know. 492 00:25:15,682 --> 00:25:20,687 I'm kind of getting swarmed or whatever. Everybody wants a piece of X-tasy. 493 00:25:20,771 --> 00:25:22,981 - Did you get it? - Yeah, no. I did. I got it. 494 00:25:23,065 --> 00:25:25,984 Listen, I'm trying to curate the people at my table for dinner. 495 00:25:26,068 --> 00:25:28,529 Make sure everyone's cool, keep out the riffraff. 496 00:25:28,612 --> 00:25:30,572 - Saved you a seat. - Cool. 497 00:25:30,656 --> 00:25:33,659 Thank you. Is there room for Aniq? 498 00:25:35,786 --> 00:25:37,788 There's only one seat left. 499 00:25:37,871 --> 00:25:39,623 I'm cool with squeezing. 500 00:25:39,706 --> 00:25:43,961 No. It's all good. You go ahead. Maybe we'll catch up later. Yeah? 501 00:25:44,044 --> 00:25:45,964 - Are you sure? Okay. - Go ahead. Yeah, all good. 502 00:25:46,046 --> 00:25:48,423 - Bye, Aniq. - All right, catch you. 503 00:25:49,383 --> 00:25:52,678 - Well, yeah. That's what I said. - It's my fault. I let it happen. 504 00:25:52,761 --> 00:25:55,973 Stop. What are you doing? You're a pleasant, wonderful man. 505 00:25:56,056 --> 00:25:58,100 There is nothing Xavier has that you don't. 506 00:25:58,183 --> 00:25:59,476 A Grammy? 507 00:25:59,560 --> 00:26:00,662 - Yeah. - People's Choice Award. 508 00:26:00,686 --> 00:26:01,687 He's got that. 509 00:26:01,770 --> 00:26:03,480 MTV Movie Award for best comedy sex scene. 510 00:26:03,564 --> 00:26:04,606 That was so funny. 511 00:26:04,690 --> 00:26:07,150 You're like, "How is he gonna... That's how?" 512 00:26:07,818 --> 00:26:10,654 - Yeah, the upside-down part was just fun. - Okay, he's cool. 513 00:26:10,737 --> 00:26:13,448 And he's got a lot of things. How about this: 514 00:26:13,532 --> 00:26:17,744 Zoë's last husband was Brett. You are definitely better than Brett. 515 00:26:17,828 --> 00:26:19,872 That's true. Brett's the answer to the question of, 516 00:26:19,955 --> 00:26:21,957 "What if a human butt could wear a jacket?" 517 00:26:22,040 --> 00:26:23,458 - Like the... - What's up? 518 00:26:24,585 --> 00:26:26,545 - Hey, Brett. - What a cool dude you are. 519 00:26:26,628 --> 00:26:29,715 Oh, my God. I really don't like Xavier. 520 00:26:29,798 --> 00:26:31,800 We were actually saying something very similar. 521 00:26:31,884 --> 00:26:37,848 I hate him. I hate his little purple-suit-wearing, Bieber-hair ass. 522 00:26:38,765 --> 00:26:41,310 Why wear a suit if you're not gonna wear a shirt? 523 00:26:41,393 --> 00:26:42,394 You wanna show off, what, 524 00:26:42,477 --> 00:26:44,938 you don't have hair on your body, and you got muscles? Wow. 525 00:26:45,022 --> 00:26:47,024 - Right. - In some countries, 526 00:26:47,107 --> 00:26:49,776 if the man doesn't have hair when he turns 18, they kill you. 527 00:26:49,860 --> 00:26:51,838 - I don't know where that would be. - They kill you. 528 00:26:51,862 --> 00:26:54,448 - What country is this? - It happens. You ever been to Hungary? 529 00:26:54,531 --> 00:26:56,283 - Yeah, of course. - Yes, I have, actually. 530 00:26:56,366 --> 00:26:57,910 Do you know what town it is? 531 00:26:57,993 --> 00:27:02,456 If Xavier touches Zoë, I'm gonna flipping lose it. 532 00:27:02,539 --> 00:27:04,958 Yeah, maybe don't gesture with the knife so much. 533 00:27:05,042 --> 00:27:08,170 If anyone touches her, I'm gonna kill him! 534 00:27:16,178 --> 00:27:21,016 So, what you are telling me is Brett is Zoë's ex, 535 00:27:21,099 --> 00:27:23,352 and he threatened to kill Xavier? 536 00:27:23,435 --> 00:27:25,687 Brett said he'd kill anyone who touched Zoë. 537 00:27:25,771 --> 00:27:27,731 So at the time, I was more worried about myself. 538 00:27:29,525 --> 00:27:31,026 Two hands? 539 00:27:31,109 --> 00:27:33,671 - I don't wanna... Let's forget about it. - Don't look at the knife. 540 00:27:33,695 --> 00:27:35,030 You know what time it is? 541 00:27:35,113 --> 00:27:37,282 - It's like... - It's Yasper time! 542 00:27:37,366 --> 00:27:38,867 Do you know what that means? 543 00:27:38,951 --> 00:27:41,453 I'm gonna distract Xavier in a very subtle way. 544 00:27:41,537 --> 00:27:44,257 You will not even hear me. I'm gonna be like that little Twitter bug. 545 00:27:44,331 --> 00:27:46,251 Know what I mean? It's a bug. Twitter uses a bug? 546 00:27:46,291 --> 00:27:48,877 - It's a bird. The whole point is... - Whilst I do that, 547 00:27:48,961 --> 00:27:51,129 you can go sneak off with Zoë. It's a perfect plan. 548 00:27:51,213 --> 00:27:53,693 Because I have music business to talk about with Xavier anyway. 549 00:27:53,757 --> 00:27:56,009 - Yeah, what about Brett? - Don't worry about Brett. 550 00:27:56,093 --> 00:28:00,055 Hiedy-hosh. Xavier? Is that you? 551 00:28:00,138 --> 00:28:02,474 I'm blinded by the talent for a second. 552 00:28:02,558 --> 00:28:04,893 - What's going on, man? - Yasper, what's up? 553 00:28:04,977 --> 00:28:07,312 How you liking that AV equipment I installed in your place? 554 00:28:07,396 --> 00:28:10,524 Because I was so flattered you called an old friend to do the job. 555 00:28:11,108 --> 00:28:13,861 Yeah, no. My assistant chose the company we hired. 556 00:28:13,944 --> 00:28:16,697 But that's cool man, you know? Glad to help the cause. 557 00:28:16,780 --> 00:28:20,325 Help the cause. But now it's like, "What?" when you go in there. It's insane, right? 558 00:28:20,909 --> 00:28:22,202 The remote. 559 00:28:22,286 --> 00:28:24,413 Doesn't really work. It's kind of weird. 560 00:28:24,496 --> 00:28:26,206 - I can explain it. Come over here. - Yeah? 561 00:28:26,290 --> 00:28:27,499 - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah, okay. 562 00:28:28,083 --> 00:28:29,626 - Be right b? - Sure. 563 00:28:29,710 --> 00:28:30,961 Okay. 564 00:28:33,755 --> 00:28:36,175 Madam, might I interest you in some bread this evening? 565 00:28:37,009 --> 00:28:38,552 Thank you, good sir. Yes. 566 00:28:38,635 --> 00:28:40,762 I'm actually on an all-bread diet right now. 567 00:28:40,846 --> 00:28:42,514 So I'm gonna take the whole basket. 568 00:28:42,598 --> 00:28:44,641 So wait, is it sort of like a reverse keto? 569 00:28:44,725 --> 00:28:47,895 Yeah, it's very bloating. Yeah. But that's what I'm going for right now. 570 00:28:47,978 --> 00:28:51,607 - I like a nice bloat. - A bloat honestly suits you. 571 00:28:52,816 --> 00:28:54,359 That's not... 572 00:28:55,360 --> 00:28:58,697 If you wanted to be, it wouldn't matter. 573 00:29:00,240 --> 00:29:04,661 Isn't it so crazy to be here again after all these years? 574 00:29:04,745 --> 00:29:08,832 You know what? It's not for me, because I'm here every day. 575 00:29:09,458 --> 00:29:12,002 - Wow! You're vice-principal? - Yep. 576 00:29:12,085 --> 00:29:14,880 I'm so sorry. I didn't even see that. I didn't look at your name tag. 577 00:29:14,963 --> 00:29:17,799 'Cause I was just looking at you from the chin up 578 00:29:17,883 --> 00:29:19,051 'cause I'm so respectful. 579 00:29:19,134 --> 00:29:21,011 - Such a gentleman. - Well, you know. 580 00:29:22,095 --> 00:29:24,348 The lights are dimming. They're doing a thing. 581 00:29:25,849 --> 00:29:26,850 Cute. 582 00:29:34,525 --> 00:29:36,485 Why are they all of Brett and me? 583 00:29:41,698 --> 00:29:46,703 Hey, do they still serve those delicious chocolate cookies in the cafeteria? 584 00:29:46,787 --> 00:29:48,163 Best part of my job. 585 00:29:48,247 --> 00:29:50,847 - Do you think maybe as vice-principal... - I'm gonna get my keys. 586 00:29:52,376 --> 00:29:54,378 - Right. - So what do you say? 587 00:29:55,420 --> 00:29:56,797 Yeah, sure, whatever. 588 00:29:57,923 --> 00:30:03,136 I hope you enjoy this vintage wine. It's a château whatever I could grab. 589 00:30:03,720 --> 00:30:05,264 This bottle right here. 590 00:30:05,347 --> 00:30:07,057 - Yum. - Yes. 591 00:30:07,140 --> 00:30:08,809 This is a really cool mural. 592 00:30:08,892 --> 00:30:11,979 Would you believe me if I told you I painted it? 593 00:30:12,062 --> 00:30:15,732 - Wow! What? - Yeah. About two years ago. 594 00:30:15,816 --> 00:30:18,777 - I used to be the art teacher. - I love it. 595 00:30:18,861 --> 00:30:23,407 It's very Shepard Fairey meets a different artist's name. 596 00:30:23,490 --> 00:30:26,034 - Do you know any other artists? - I know two. 597 00:30:26,118 --> 00:30:27,995 I know Shepard Fairey and you. 598 00:30:28,078 --> 00:30:29,454 Yeah. 599 00:30:30,622 --> 00:30:32,124 Hey. 600 00:30:32,207 --> 00:30:33,375 - Hey. - Chelsea. 601 00:30:33,458 --> 00:30:36,837 I got something to say. I got something to say. 602 00:30:36,920 --> 00:30:39,715 - Right now. - Wow, you are really drunk. 603 00:30:39,798 --> 00:30:41,341 You know? 604 00:30:41,425 --> 00:30:43,594 - Oh, boy. - Aniq! 605 00:30:43,677 --> 00:30:46,471 - I'm sorry. - No. That's okay. It'll come out. 606 00:30:46,555 --> 00:30:49,725 - I'm just gonna rinse this. No, it's fine. - That wasn't good. I am sorry. 607 00:30:49,808 --> 00:30:51,977 - Hey, Zo! Hey. - Hi. 608 00:30:52,060 --> 00:30:53,121 - Okay, how are you? - Yeah. 609 00:30:53,145 --> 00:30:55,355 Like... Hey! Hey. 610 00:30:55,439 --> 00:30:57,524 Or I could leave it. I actually like it like this. 611 00:30:57,608 --> 00:30:59,401 Kinda makes the flowers pop. 612 00:30:59,484 --> 00:31:00,819 - Just leave it. - We should go. 613 00:31:00,903 --> 00:31:03,989 - We got a cookie emergency to get to. - Totally. 614 00:31:04,072 --> 00:31:05,616 - Good luck with that. - Let's just… 615 00:31:05,699 --> 00:31:07,034 What was that? 616 00:31:07,117 --> 00:31:09,995 Let's just get outta here 'cause I just wanna have some fun. 617 00:31:10,078 --> 00:31:11,622 - Yeah, let's do that. - Okay. 618 00:31:19,171 --> 00:31:20,339 That laugh. 619 00:31:20,422 --> 00:31:22,341 - You got something... - Here? 620 00:31:22,424 --> 00:31:23,759 It's right there. 621 00:31:25,177 --> 00:31:26,178 You're welcome. 622 00:31:26,261 --> 00:31:29,389 I see a little bit of sugar on your nose too. 623 00:31:29,473 --> 00:31:31,266 - There's more? - I'm gonna help you get it. 624 00:31:31,350 --> 00:31:32,351 In all these places? 625 00:31:32,434 --> 00:31:36,480 One of the perks of being vice-principal is… 626 00:31:37,272 --> 00:31:39,942 There is somewhere I have kinda always wanted to go. 627 00:31:40,025 --> 00:31:44,071 The mysterious teachers' lounge. 628 00:31:45,030 --> 00:31:47,950 Is it everything you dreamed it would be? 629 00:31:48,033 --> 00:31:50,869 This is where we keep the confiscated drugs. 630 00:31:51,787 --> 00:31:52,955 Oh, my God! 631 00:31:53,038 --> 00:31:54,540 Jesus! 632 00:31:54,623 --> 00:31:55,916 Go, go! 633 00:31:57,543 --> 00:32:00,420 Was that Mr. Shapiro, the science teacher, and Quiet Heather? 634 00:32:00,504 --> 00:32:02,256 Isn't it weird that I'm his boss now? 635 00:32:02,339 --> 00:32:04,758 I'm gonna have to have a discussion with him on Monday. 636 00:32:05,425 --> 00:32:07,594 - Weed gummy? - Yeah. 637 00:32:09,555 --> 00:32:11,974 - I'm already starting to feel it. - You're already high? 638 00:32:13,141 --> 00:32:14,768 - Okay. - Zoë? 639 00:32:14,852 --> 00:32:16,728 Hi, hi. 640 00:32:19,106 --> 00:32:21,024 - Okay. Prepare to be stunned. - Okay. 641 00:32:21,108 --> 00:32:23,527 Okay. So you guys go here, there, you banter. 642 00:32:23,610 --> 00:32:25,255 What happens after that? Did you kiss her? 643 00:32:25,279 --> 00:32:27,239 - I'm getting to it. - This probably how she felt, 644 00:32:27,281 --> 00:32:30,784 like how I'm feeling right now. Get to it already. 645 00:32:30,868 --> 00:32:34,121 Okay. It's kinda hard to talk about 'cause it gets a little sappy. 646 00:32:35,038 --> 00:32:36,999 Fifteen years. Wow. 647 00:32:40,085 --> 00:32:41,837 Okay. So, 648 00:32:42,880 --> 00:32:44,965 - reunion questions. - Okay. 649 00:32:45,716 --> 00:32:47,509 Are you happy? 650 00:32:48,385 --> 00:32:50,846 Is your life everything you hoped it would be? 651 00:32:51,638 --> 00:32:55,434 Well, there are certainly things that I wish were different. 652 00:32:56,018 --> 00:32:57,269 Yeah, I hear that. 653 00:32:57,352 --> 00:32:58,478 Yeah. 654 00:33:00,397 --> 00:33:01,815 Sorry about your marriage. 655 00:33:02,399 --> 00:33:04,484 Me too. Thank you. 656 00:33:05,194 --> 00:33:08,614 A few months ago, I found out he was cheating on me. 657 00:33:08,697 --> 00:33:10,991 And that was it. 658 00:33:11,742 --> 00:33:13,035 That sucks. 659 00:33:15,120 --> 00:33:17,581 I mean, some people are jerks. 660 00:33:18,373 --> 00:33:21,668 He is, but he's not all bad. 661 00:33:22,461 --> 00:33:26,215 Like, he is a really great dad to our daughter. 662 00:33:26,298 --> 00:33:31,094 I don't know. I guess if there's one thing I've learned through this shitty situation 663 00:33:31,178 --> 00:33:34,181 is that people are more complicated than we think. 664 00:33:35,349 --> 00:33:38,352 Like, what about you, Mr. Puzzle Man? 665 00:33:38,435 --> 00:33:39,811 I feel like 666 00:33:39,895 --> 00:33:43,440 I could never really tell what you were thinking in high school. 667 00:33:44,024 --> 00:33:45,192 Well, I mean… 668 00:33:47,194 --> 00:33:48,987 Maybe I was thinking 669 00:33:49,696 --> 00:33:55,869 that I had a little bit of a crush on you back in the day. 670 00:33:56,703 --> 00:33:58,455 You never made a move. 671 00:33:59,831 --> 00:34:04,378 Well, I mean, it just never felt like the right moment. 672 00:34:10,884 --> 00:34:11,885 What? 673 00:34:12,928 --> 00:34:13,971 Oh, man. 674 00:34:14,054 --> 00:34:16,223 Does this ever happen? 675 00:34:16,306 --> 00:34:17,808 I don't think so. 676 00:34:25,607 --> 00:34:26,817 Mommy! 677 00:34:27,734 --> 00:34:30,529 Maggie? What are you doing here? 678 00:34:30,612 --> 00:34:31,947 Family emergency. 679 00:34:32,030 --> 00:34:34,324 I called Brett, like, a thousand times, but no answer. 680 00:34:34,408 --> 00:34:37,911 What? Forget what I said. He is the worst. Okay, thank you. 681 00:34:37,995 --> 00:34:40,205 I will take it from here. 682 00:34:40,956 --> 00:34:41,956 All right. 683 00:34:42,040 --> 00:34:45,002 I got the Bacardí. It's Limón. 684 00:34:45,085 --> 00:34:49,630 I am so sorry. Do you mind keeping an eye on Maggie? 685 00:34:49,715 --> 00:34:52,801 I need to talk to her father using some adult language. 686 00:34:52,885 --> 00:34:54,469 Absolutely. Yes. 687 00:34:54,553 --> 00:34:56,471 Great. Okay, Maggie, I'll be right back. 688 00:34:56,554 --> 00:34:57,556 Okay. 689 00:34:58,974 --> 00:35:00,267 Who's this? 690 00:35:00,350 --> 00:35:02,269 - This is Kevin Koala. - Kevin Koala? 691 00:35:02,352 --> 00:35:04,062 Can I? Hey, thank you. 692 00:35:05,063 --> 00:35:08,108 Hello! My name's Kevin Koala. 693 00:35:08,692 --> 00:35:10,194 - You're silly. - Thank you. 694 00:35:10,277 --> 00:35:12,362 Did you put bones in my mommy? 695 00:35:12,446 --> 00:35:13,655 Sorry, what? 696 00:35:13,739 --> 00:35:16,742 Daddy said he had to make sure no one boned Mommy tonight. 697 00:35:16,825 --> 00:35:19,244 - Did you do the bones? - He said… 698 00:35:24,291 --> 00:35:27,336 Let's ask Kevin, actually. 'Cause Kevin might know. 699 00:35:27,419 --> 00:35:29,505 Say, Kevin, what do you think? 700 00:35:29,588 --> 00:35:32,382 That's a very sensitive subject. 701 00:35:32,925 --> 00:35:34,843 No, no. Crikey! Hey. 702 00:35:39,806 --> 00:35:41,642 No, no! No, no. 703 00:35:41,725 --> 00:35:43,203 - You gotta trust me on this... - Daddy! 704 00:35:43,227 --> 00:35:44,436 Hey! 705 00:35:45,979 --> 00:35:47,189 Hey, guys! 706 00:35:47,272 --> 00:35:48,774 My juice tastes funny. 707 00:35:49,525 --> 00:35:52,110 - Whose is that? - That's my juice actually. 708 00:35:54,863 --> 00:35:55,906 Yuck. 709 00:35:59,368 --> 00:36:02,496 Yeah, this tastes fine to me. Kids. Yeah. 710 00:36:02,579 --> 00:36:04,623 - You okay? - Yes. 711 00:36:04,706 --> 00:36:05,874 Love juice. 712 00:36:08,126 --> 00:36:10,337 All right, Mags. Daddy's gonna take you home. 713 00:36:10,420 --> 00:36:11,463 Okay. 714 00:36:16,760 --> 00:36:18,303 What were we talking about? 715 00:36:18,887 --> 00:36:21,431 Do you wanna maybe get a nightcap? 716 00:36:21,515 --> 00:36:23,976 Aren't you coming to Xavier's after-party? 717 00:36:24,059 --> 00:36:27,312 Oh, yeah. Nah, yeah, I totally knew about that. 718 00:36:27,396 --> 00:36:29,815 I could drive us actually. 719 00:36:29,898 --> 00:36:31,900 But I forgot my invite. 720 00:36:31,984 --> 00:36:34,194 - Hey, hey. - Hey! 721 00:36:34,695 --> 00:36:37,823 Hey, Xavier. Speak of the… you. 722 00:36:37,906 --> 00:36:38,907 It's me. 723 00:36:38,991 --> 00:36:41,243 Hey, I was just about to head out in my copter. 724 00:36:41,326 --> 00:36:43,787 Pretty sure you're coming to my house. You need a ride? 725 00:36:44,371 --> 00:36:46,415 - We're actually gonna drive... - Wait, for real? 726 00:36:47,332 --> 00:36:48,792 - Yeah. - Yeah! 727 00:36:48,876 --> 00:36:50,210 - Oh, my God, yeah. - Wow. 728 00:36:50,294 --> 00:36:52,546 Wait, I would love to ride in a helicopter tonight. 729 00:36:52,629 --> 00:36:55,465 Yeah, me too considering all conditions are safe. 730 00:36:55,549 --> 00:36:58,093 It's interesting. "Helicopter" comes from two words: 731 00:36:58,177 --> 00:37:00,053 - Hélico and ptère. - Really? 732 00:37:00,137 --> 00:37:01,805 Ptère is to fly. 733 00:37:01,889 --> 00:37:04,516 - Yeah, no, that's interesting. - Yeah, hélico is helix. 734 00:37:04,600 --> 00:37:06,101 Hey, go ahead. 735 00:37:06,185 --> 00:37:07,394 I'll meet you there. 736 00:37:07,477 --> 00:37:11,231 Hey, I'm just trying to create a fun, mellow energy. 737 00:37:11,315 --> 00:37:14,067 And I'm feeling a little anxious energy coming off of you. 738 00:37:14,151 --> 00:37:16,320 So, I just want her to have a good time. 739 00:37:16,403 --> 00:37:18,322 No. Xavier, no. 740 00:37:18,405 --> 00:37:21,241 You don't wanna deny Zoë a little bit of fun, right? You get it. 741 00:37:22,075 --> 00:37:24,828 I mean, I'm serious about her, okay? 742 00:37:24,912 --> 00:37:26,955 That's good, man. I'm happy for you. 743 00:37:27,039 --> 00:37:29,875 But sometimes you gotta let people make their own decisions. 744 00:37:29,958 --> 00:37:33,337 You should still come to the party though. We'll see you there. 745 00:37:36,381 --> 00:37:39,009 Will you at least give me the address so I know where to go? 746 00:37:43,096 --> 00:37:44,473 Wait, where's Aniq? 747 00:37:44,556 --> 00:37:47,643 He wanted us to have a good time. He said he'll meet us there. 748 00:37:47,726 --> 00:37:49,186 - Okay. - Yeah. 749 00:37:51,605 --> 00:37:53,065 I'll see you there. 750 00:38:09,373 --> 00:38:12,709 Hold up. It was raining again? 751 00:38:12,793 --> 00:38:15,546 Well, it felt like it was raining. You know, emotionally. 752 00:38:15,629 --> 00:38:16,755 But was it? 753 00:38:16,839 --> 00:38:18,382 No, it was dry. 754 00:38:22,803 --> 00:38:26,390 The door was closed, literally in my face. 755 00:38:30,310 --> 00:38:33,272 But then I had a look at that picture, and 756 00:38:34,356 --> 00:38:35,566 then it hit me. 757 00:38:37,317 --> 00:38:40,279 Holy shit. Holy shit. Are you okay? Don't be dead. Don't be dead. 758 00:38:40,362 --> 00:38:42,406 Don't be dead. Hello? Aniq? 759 00:38:42,990 --> 00:38:44,449 Here we go. You okay? 760 00:38:44,533 --> 00:38:47,077 I think I swallowed a molar, but I'm fine. I'm fine. 761 00:38:47,160 --> 00:38:50,414 - I gotta get to that party. - No. We gotta get you to a hospital, okay? 762 00:38:50,497 --> 00:38:51,665 No. 763 00:38:53,083 --> 00:38:55,085 Zoë and me, we had a moment. 764 00:38:55,169 --> 00:38:57,546 - We almost kissed. - See, that's... 765 00:38:57,629 --> 00:39:00,424 It almost makes you forget that you just got run over by a car, right? 766 00:39:00,507 --> 00:39:01,675 I gotta get to that party. 767 00:39:01,758 --> 00:39:03,260 - This way. This way. - Okay, Brett! 768 00:39:03,343 --> 00:39:07,848 Aniq made out with your ex-wife. And now he's going back for more. 769 00:39:07,931 --> 00:39:10,058 - What? No. - Aniq, I'm coming for you. 770 00:39:10,142 --> 00:39:12,728 - We're moving. Here we go. We got this. - Why is she in the car? 771 00:39:12,811 --> 00:39:15,331 It's a whole thing. All right? Let's go get your girl. Let's go. 772 00:39:15,355 --> 00:39:17,024 - Get in. Get those feet in! - Aniq! 773 00:39:18,233 --> 00:39:20,736 No, no. Hey! Wait! 774 00:39:24,031 --> 00:39:25,282 Whose car is this? 775 00:39:25,365 --> 00:39:29,328 This is my car that I purchased because of my incredible business acumen. 776 00:39:29,411 --> 00:39:31,038 "Luxury Prestige Rentals." 777 00:39:31,121 --> 00:39:33,582 - That's... - Oh, my God. Luxurious. 778 00:39:33,665 --> 00:39:36,502 - Prestigious. Wow! - No, that's a fake key chain, 779 00:39:36,585 --> 00:39:38,504 - my man and woman! - No, it's not. 780 00:39:38,587 --> 00:39:40,773 - I need a drink. - I just bought it so people would laugh. 781 00:39:40,797 --> 00:39:43,675 Wow. Yo! Oh, my God! 782 00:39:43,759 --> 00:39:48,013 Aniq, that's not for you. Those are my personal things. You're nuts. 783 00:39:48,096 --> 00:39:51,058 - Hey! I'll kill all ya. - Oh, my God. He's here. 784 00:39:51,141 --> 00:39:52,643 - What? - I'll kill all ya! 785 00:39:52,726 --> 00:39:54,204 - What's he saying? - What is he saying? 786 00:39:54,228 --> 00:39:56,563 Roll down the window! Roll it down. I'll kill all of ya! 787 00:39:56,647 --> 00:39:58,190 Oh, my God. He's gonna do it! 788 00:39:58,273 --> 00:39:59,483 - Go. Go! - No, he's not. 789 00:39:59,566 --> 00:40:00,919 - The light is red. - Hit the shift! 790 00:40:00,943 --> 00:40:03,153 - I'll kill all of ya! - Please go! Go! 791 00:40:03,237 --> 00:40:04,530 Kill all of ya! 792 00:40:04,613 --> 00:40:07,074 - Go, go! - Yeah, the speed limit. You got it, man. 793 00:40:07,157 --> 00:40:09,660 - The speed limit, here it comes. - Oh, my God. What a idiot! 794 00:40:11,662 --> 00:40:13,997 Oh, my God. He's right behind us. Can't we go any faster? 795 00:40:14,081 --> 00:40:16,375 It's a rental! You got me. I lied. It's a rental. 796 00:40:16,458 --> 00:40:19,461 I did it to try to impress you guys. If I scratch it, I'm screwed. 797 00:40:19,545 --> 00:40:20,754 Yeah, no kidding, pal. 798 00:40:20,838 --> 00:40:22,631 No, you didn't know. You know now. 799 00:40:22,714 --> 00:40:25,175 If anything bad happens, I promise I'll help pay for it, okay? 800 00:40:25,259 --> 00:40:26,426 Or at least help. Eventually. 801 00:40:26,510 --> 00:40:28,488 What are you talking about... What are you doing? Dude! 802 00:40:28,512 --> 00:40:29,930 Taking a shortcut. 803 00:40:35,894 --> 00:40:38,689 - Oh, my God. I'm gonna throw up. - No, not in the car, bud. 804 00:40:38,772 --> 00:40:40,148 I gotta get to Zoë. 805 00:40:45,737 --> 00:40:46,822 This is a bit much. 806 00:40:47,406 --> 00:40:48,615 Don't mind if I do. 807 00:40:49,533 --> 00:40:50,826 To love. 808 00:40:50,909 --> 00:40:53,537 - Take it easy, Lightweight. Come on. - I'm fine. 809 00:40:53,620 --> 00:40:55,622 Yeah, I just had, like, a half a weed gummy. 810 00:40:55,706 --> 00:40:57,416 So I'm, like, really feeling it. 811 00:40:57,499 --> 00:41:00,502 But, you know, I just gotta find Zoë. 812 00:41:00,586 --> 00:41:02,588 Dude, I don't think a bite of an edible did this. 813 00:41:02,671 --> 00:41:04,423 Look at me. How much have you had to drink? 814 00:41:04,506 --> 00:41:07,176 Then suddenly everything got real hazy. 815 00:41:07,259 --> 00:41:12,014 Just a... Just a couple whiskeys, a wine. 816 00:41:14,016 --> 00:41:15,017 Aniq. 817 00:41:15,100 --> 00:41:17,603 - You okay? - Yeah, no, I'm good. 818 00:41:18,645 --> 00:41:20,731 This is a little... little dizzy spell. 819 00:41:20,814 --> 00:41:22,107 Try to stand up straight. 820 00:41:22,191 --> 00:41:23,233 That one was on purpose. 821 00:41:23,317 --> 00:41:26,677 - Not that one, right? You're going back... - That one wasn't. Yeah. I gotta find Zo. 822 00:41:28,238 --> 00:41:31,658 But there is one thing that I absolutely remember crystal clear… 823 00:41:31,742 --> 00:41:34,036 And you're also attractive yourself. 824 00:41:34,119 --> 00:41:35,871 - Stop, really? - Brett showing up. 825 00:41:35,954 --> 00:41:39,291 Hey! Been looking all over for you. 826 00:41:39,374 --> 00:41:41,752 You should ease off a little bit. 827 00:41:41,835 --> 00:41:44,046 - You're a bad person. - What? 828 00:41:44,129 --> 00:41:45,506 Shove. 829 00:41:46,715 --> 00:41:47,758 Brett? 830 00:41:49,510 --> 00:41:51,887 Dead! Dead! 831 00:41:51,970 --> 00:41:55,182 Aniq! Are you okay? 832 00:41:55,265 --> 00:41:57,434 Yeah, Brett knocked me into some shrimp. 833 00:41:57,518 --> 00:41:59,311 You took 'em all out though, huh? 834 00:41:59,394 --> 00:42:02,022 We're about to fight, aren't we? 835 00:42:02,105 --> 00:42:05,275 Yeah, that's what I said. 836 00:42:05,359 --> 00:42:07,569 Yellow giraffe. 837 00:42:07,653 --> 00:42:09,613 - Oops, aggressive. - Yellow giraffe! 838 00:42:09,696 --> 00:42:12,199 I don't remember what happened next with Xavier and Brett, 839 00:42:12,282 --> 00:42:14,243 'cause I saw Zoë on the staircase. 840 00:42:14,993 --> 00:42:16,870 I'll be right back. 841 00:42:16,954 --> 00:42:18,330 And I knew this was it. 842 00:42:18,914 --> 00:42:21,834 This was my last chance to tell her how I really felt. 843 00:42:28,841 --> 00:42:31,677 So I did a flaming Jell-O shot to muster up some courage. 844 00:42:33,470 --> 00:42:34,471 And… 845 00:42:35,806 --> 00:42:36,807 I passed out. 846 00:42:36,890 --> 00:42:39,893 - Well, that is very unsatisfying. - Yeah. 847 00:42:40,394 --> 00:42:44,064 Now I was here for your romantic romp until we switched genres 848 00:42:44,147 --> 00:42:46,817 into some abstract bullshit. 849 00:42:46,900 --> 00:42:48,944 What happened after you woke up? 850 00:42:49,027 --> 00:42:51,154 How great is this party? 851 00:42:54,616 --> 00:42:57,077 Picking up the rhythm But also erasing hate. 852 00:42:57,160 --> 00:42:58,161 Solo! 853 00:43:01,874 --> 00:43:03,250 - What happened? - Ned! 854 00:43:05,669 --> 00:43:07,671 - Yes! - Why are my... 855 00:43:07,754 --> 00:43:09,089 Why are my pants down? 856 00:43:10,299 --> 00:43:12,593 What is going on? Why am I wet? 857 00:43:12,676 --> 00:43:14,595 Dude, you're soaking wet. What happened? 858 00:43:14,678 --> 00:43:15,888 Who did this? 859 00:43:15,971 --> 00:43:18,807 - It was Xavier, wasn't it? - No. Bet it's someone just having fun. 860 00:43:18,891 --> 00:43:21,476 He keeps doing this to me. But you know what? 861 00:43:21,560 --> 00:43:24,813 I'm gonna explain to him that it's not okay to treat people like this. 862 00:43:25,314 --> 00:43:27,399 Hey. Are you okay? 863 00:43:30,152 --> 00:43:31,712 There's some things I need to tell you. 864 00:43:33,655 --> 00:43:36,575 But first, I gotta go see about this asshole. 865 00:43:37,868 --> 00:43:40,120 Not... Not my asshole. 866 00:43:40,204 --> 00:43:43,165 I mean, I'm talkin' about somebody else. 867 00:43:43,248 --> 00:43:45,042 Not somebody else's asshole. 868 00:43:45,834 --> 00:43:46,960 I'll be right back. 869 00:43:47,711 --> 00:43:48,712 Okay. 870 00:43:48,795 --> 00:43:50,172 I wasn't gonna hurt him. 871 00:43:50,255 --> 00:43:52,716 I was just hoping that maybe Zoë would follow me. 872 00:43:52,799 --> 00:43:55,093 I'd tell Xavier once and for all… 873 00:43:55,177 --> 00:43:56,303 Xavier? 874 00:43:56,386 --> 00:43:58,472 …even though I'd missed my chance with Zoë… 875 00:43:58,555 --> 00:43:59,556 Xavier? 876 00:43:59,640 --> 00:44:01,141 …he wasn't worthy of her. 877 00:44:01,225 --> 00:44:03,852 She'd overhear and realize I was the man of her dreams. 878 00:44:03,936 --> 00:44:05,103 Xavier? 879 00:44:05,187 --> 00:44:06,647 But there was no one there. 880 00:44:07,648 --> 00:44:09,525 And then I saw my face. 881 00:44:12,069 --> 00:44:13,070 No! 882 00:44:14,571 --> 00:44:15,822 Oh, no! 883 00:44:17,199 --> 00:44:18,617 Someone call 911! 884 00:44:22,371 --> 00:44:23,372 Oh, no. 885 00:44:25,165 --> 00:44:27,501 Came downstairs to hear that they found Xavier's body. 886 00:44:28,585 --> 00:44:29,586 The end. 887 00:44:30,170 --> 00:44:33,674 Wow. Your third act got some problems. 888 00:44:33,757 --> 00:44:35,259 But I can't root for you, bud. 889 00:44:35,342 --> 00:44:36,343 What? 890 00:44:37,010 --> 00:44:40,430 You admitted to having a bitter rivalry with Xavier. 891 00:44:40,514 --> 00:44:43,267 You also admitted to feeling like he was 892 00:44:43,350 --> 00:44:46,103 - getting in your way with Zoë. - That's because... 893 00:44:46,186 --> 00:44:49,147 You admitted to going upstairs to confront him 894 00:44:49,231 --> 00:44:51,942 - before he was found dead. - But I said that... 895 00:44:52,025 --> 00:44:56,405 I mean, you admitted to everything that would lead you to being the murderer 896 00:44:56,488 --> 00:44:59,116 except for the actual murder. 897 00:45:00,284 --> 00:45:04,246 No, wait. Sure I was mad at Xavier, yeah. 898 00:45:04,329 --> 00:45:07,499 But what about Brett? He was up there on the balcony, pissed. 899 00:45:07,583 --> 00:45:12,045 Brett hated Xavier more than anybody. Plus, he's a proven shover. 900 00:45:12,129 --> 00:45:14,339 I'm not talking about Brett. I'm talking about you. 901 00:45:14,423 --> 00:45:17,426 Look, I told everyone 902 00:45:17,509 --> 00:45:19,636 that I was going upstairs to talk to Xavier. 903 00:45:19,720 --> 00:45:24,016 Why would I do that and then kill him? That would be super dumb. 904 00:45:24,099 --> 00:45:27,853 Love makes you do dumb things. Maybe that's not even when you did it. 905 00:45:27,936 --> 00:45:32,524 You said you had four drinks, a Jell-O shot, and then you passed out. 906 00:45:32,608 --> 00:45:34,484 That's a hard buy, even for a lightweight. 907 00:45:34,568 --> 00:45:38,822 Are you suggesting that I faked passing out 908 00:45:38,906 --> 00:45:42,284 and just let everybody write all over my face like this? 909 00:45:42,367 --> 00:45:44,828 This interview is done. Thank you. 910 00:45:44,912 --> 00:45:46,705 I think we got off on the wrong foot here. 911 00:45:46,788 --> 00:45:48,790 No, no. We didn't get off on no feet, okay? 912 00:45:48,874 --> 00:45:50,394 I have other houseguests to interview. 913 00:45:50,459 --> 00:45:51,899 - 'Cause there's some... - Thank you. 914 00:45:53,545 --> 00:45:55,881 There's my guy! How'd it go with the cops? 915 00:45:55,964 --> 00:45:57,883 - Horrible. She thinks I did it. - Horrible? 916 00:45:58,592 --> 00:46:00,427 She's never gonna find the real killer. 917 00:46:12,523 --> 00:46:15,067 You can solve this yourself. You don't need to rely on her. 918 00:46:15,150 --> 00:46:16,652 You okay, man? 919 00:46:19,071 --> 00:46:21,073 I'm a professional puzzle maker. 920 00:46:21,156 --> 00:46:22,699 This is just another puzzle to solve. 921 00:46:22,783 --> 00:46:25,536 Yes, that's right. Dude, you create escape rooms. 922 00:46:25,619 --> 00:46:29,998 So think about it like this: If you solve this case, the room you escape is prison. 923 00:46:30,082 --> 00:46:32,960 There's evidence somewhere. We just have to find it. 924 00:46:40,843 --> 00:46:41,844 What? 925 00:46:52,437 --> 00:46:54,857 "This is payback for what you did to me." 926 00:46:55,482 --> 00:46:57,025 Holy shit. 927 00:46:58,193 --> 00:47:00,279 Illustrated man, you in there? 928 00:47:01,196 --> 00:47:02,781 Just a minute. 929 00:47:02,865 --> 00:47:04,575 - What are you gonna do? - Just… 930 00:47:06,702 --> 00:47:08,704 I saw you run off pretty quick. 931 00:47:09,496 --> 00:47:10,956 Everything okay? 932 00:47:11,665 --> 00:47:13,333 - You sure? - Yeah. 933 00:47:13,417 --> 00:47:15,502 - Did I interrupt anything in here? - No. 934 00:47:15,586 --> 00:47:19,339 Danner. This man was just caught outside sneaking into his car. 935 00:47:19,423 --> 00:47:21,300 - I wasn't sneaking. - He was sneaking. 936 00:47:22,551 --> 00:47:25,304 The grip is real tight! Tell him to loosen up, ma'am. 937 00:47:25,387 --> 00:47:26,930 - Keep squeezing. - Oh, shit! 938 00:47:27,014 --> 00:47:29,725 Beefcake, time to hear your version of the night.