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Fuego del Culo.
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Djevojko, ako svrbi, to su rakovi.
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♪ Promijenio sam igru
Nema vremena za igru ♪
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♪ Ja sam redefiniran ♪
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♪ Sada se transformiram ♪
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♪ Točno ispred
Od svih tvojih očiju ♪
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♪ Ja mijenjam oblik ♪
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Hej, djevojko.
Želite malo smeđeg pića?
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Smeđi liker
nemoj da ova maca iskoči.
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Tekila je.
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Izvoli.
Mm.
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¡Viva la revolución!
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Sada, ono sranje upravo tamo
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moja maca iskoči na stoj za ruke!
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Pa, što ti radiš ovdje?
svejedno?
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Što misliš
radim ovdje?
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Ja glumim
u uvodnoj sceni.
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Bio sam tamo, napravio to.
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Podigni slušalicu!
Javi se na telefon...
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Richie?
Teyana. Bok.
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Mislio sam da će biti lakše
za publiku
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ako ne moraju čitati
više tekstova.
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Da, to ima smisla. Jer ti
znaj da ovi drkadžije ne znaju čitati.
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Znam tko ide vidjeti
film braće Wayans.
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Pa, lijepo je
da se nađemo telefonom
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na ovaj super nespretan način.
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Isto tako.
Ali moram biti iskren.
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Kad sam vidio tvoju profilnu sliku,
kuja skoro zbrisala ulijevo
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jer izgledaš ludo glupo.
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Ali iznenađujuće,
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znaš one glupe crnje
imam velike kite, pa smo tu.
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Smatram te djevojkom iz Jerseya.
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Djevojka iz Jerseyja?
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Slušaj, volim Jersey down.
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Ali ja sam djevojka iz Harlema.
Rođen i jebeno odgojen.
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Samo pravi crnje. Da.
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Oh, znači ti si crnac.
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Ne, jebem ti mater!
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Ja sam CRNI!
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Sve velikim slovima.
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Bez kape, ali kape.
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Jebite se svi!
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kučko,
ispljuni im bisere natrag.
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Ne želim tvoje sranje.
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Zdravo.
Pa reci mi,
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što ti je najdraže
strašni film?
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Mm... Ja ih zapravo ne radim,
znate.
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Sve te glupe trope i sranja.
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Zašto je uvijek
bijela kuja na kraju?
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Jer oni to znaju
preteško je ubiti sestru.
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Znaš što govorim?
Jer ako sestra može preživjeti
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državni sir,
možemo sve preživjeti.
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Znaš, moglo bi pomoći
ako me sretneš vani.
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Sreo te vani?
Dječače, ti si potreban!
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Koji je tvoj znak?
Ti mora da si Škorpion.
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Kako ste znali?
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Ipak dobar kurac.
Ali vraški otrovno.
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Hej, to je restoran
blizu uličice?
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Da, požuri
prije nego što ti opljačkaju dupe.
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Ruže?
Ah! Ne danas.
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Jeftina kučka.
Čuo sam te, ho.
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U redu, ja sam...
Sada idem uličicom.
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ovdje sam
vidiš li me mašem.
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Ne.
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Osoba koju gledam
ne maše.
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Zapravo,
samo bulje u mene.
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Pa, bulji mu u dupe!
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I ne trepni. Nikada ne trepći.
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Moraš stisnuti usne
i biti kao, "Što?"
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Ne, oni hodaju
prema meni sada.
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Čekaj.
O ne, oni imaju nož!
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Pa, nemoj ga voditi
ovdje.
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I to nije najgori dio.
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Najgori dio
jel toliko znaš
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o horor filmovima
a ipak ti još uvijek
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sam ušao u uličicu.
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Da, pa najgori dio je,
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s kojim se zajebavaš
njujorška kučka. Kukavica!
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Da!
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Kuku, kuku!
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Kukavica!
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Prokletstvo!
Ona je na nekim Avengers sranjima!
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Ozbiljno, Larry?
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Ne prepoznajem
tvoj ptičji zov.
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Mislio sam da ideš
više s...
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To je golub, crnjo!
Trebalo bi biti "Kukavica!"
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Kukavica!
Jastreb u napadu!
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Moja greška.
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Jeste li gotovi?
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Što dovraga?
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Kučko, ja sam Teyana Taylor.
Moji trbušnjaci su dobili trbušnjake.
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Uhvatite ga!
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jao Moja ruka! Moja ruka!
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Uđi unutra!
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Hajde, dečki,
možemo ovo riješiti.
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Neka mi netko pomogne!
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Učini to, Larry!
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Ne, ne, ne...
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Bok-ja!
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jao O Bože!
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U redu, u redu,
dobro, dobro!
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Mi van.
Navuci svoje tvrdoglavo dupe.
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Dobro došao u New York, naivčino!
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Hej, Teyana.
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Možda si me isprašio,
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ali ipak nisi pobijedio
taj Oscar.
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Što kažeš na mog Oscara?
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Jesam li mucao? Izgubio si!
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imaš pravo
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Ali pobijedio sam
taj Zlatni globus, kučko.
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O moj Bože! Stvarno?
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Zato nikad nisam gledao
Horor film.
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Jebeno je užasno.
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Samo hrpa slavnih
kameje i prdi gegovi.
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Dakle, ne volite parodije?
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Više volim filmove Judda Apatowa.
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Znate, uzvišena komedija.
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A što je napredna komedija?
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Mm.
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Vrsta koja zapravo nije
nasmijati bilo koga,
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ali čini bijelce
osjećati se pametno.
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utorak,
ne odgovaraj na to!
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Moglo bi biti Ghostface.
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Ma daj, Elle!
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Takve stvari
događa se samo u filmovima.
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Oh, hej.
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Nisam te očekivao
otvoriti vrata.
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Koji kurac?
Gdje je sad moj nož?
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Ah, evo ga.
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Pozdrav, utorak.
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♪ Stvarno želim biti neuredan ♪
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♪ Ne zanima me što radim
Sljedeći tjedan ♪
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♪ Stvarno ne želiš
Iskušaj me ♪
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♪ Samo mi dodaj piće
I postanite seksi ♪
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♪ Postani neuredan
Dušo, budi neuredna ♪
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Hej, gospođice.
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Što si uzeo?
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Samo Ritalin za moj ADHD.
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Adderall za PTSP.
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Par Xanaxa
za moju tjeskobu.
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I tvoje tablete protiv bola.
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Pa sretno s dobivanjem
gore sada.
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Isuse, Sara, koliko ih je
uzimaš? Želiš li to dodirnuti, dušo?
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Da, ali ne. U redu.
hajde Znaš da to želiš.
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Uzmi ga. Uzmi to kao dobro
dječak. U redu. Možda samo malo.
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To je stvarno zanimljivo.
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Upravo ću razbiti orah.
Vau.
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Bok, Jess.
Sara,
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Utorak je u bolnici.
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Izbodena je. Od strane ubojice...
znaš, Ghostface.
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čekaj Od Wu-Tanga?
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Zašto bi Ghostface Killah
aka Pretty Toney
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aka Starky Love
želiš izbosti moju sestru?
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Bože, Sara,
to nije bio Ghostface Killah.
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Bio je to netko
u maski Ghostface.
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Oh!
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U redu, to ima više smisla.
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haha!
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Nisam ja taj!
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Oh!
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Isuse, Jack!
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Što?
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Razmišljao sam o
nosi ovo za Noć vještica.
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Moj otuđeni
polusestra ravnih prsa
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zamalo ubijen
od strane psihopate u maski duha.
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Moram je ići vidjeti
i nadoknaditi prošlost.
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Vau... Hej, hej, hej.
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idem s tobom
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Ne zato što
Ja sam očiti ubojica
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pokušavajući te namamiti natrag
u svoj rodni grad.
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samo sam
dečko koji pruža podršku.
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Da.
to je sve
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U redu, idemo. Uđi u auto.
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Slušaj, samo jesmo
da se jednom zaustavi na putu.
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preživio sam.
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Sve zahvaljujući mom sretnom denaru.
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♪ Svijet bi bio
Jebeno dosadno ♪
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♪ Bez velikog plijena
Prave hoochie mame poput mene ♪
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♪ Hvatanje gležnjeva
Bacanje na ATV-e ♪
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♪ Natjeraj ih da kažu "uh"
Imam Master P ♪
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♪ Doggy-style, pogledaj ovdje,
To je remek-djelo ♪
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♪ Ne želim biti
Na fešti bez kobasica ♪
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♪ Gdje su moje dame?
Baci ga s istoka na zapad ♪
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♪ Vau, vau, vau, vau
Impresioniran sam ♪
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♪ Plijen gore dolje, gore dolje... ♪
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Mrzim kad svi odete!
Dođi i zagrli me.
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Mama, hajde, ugasi se
ova grozna glazba.
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Neugodno je,
posebno za crne žene.
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Nije neugodno.
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Ja sam cool mama kakvu svi žele
imali su.
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Ja sam upaljen!
ne zaboravi,
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Kasnije sam dobio praksu
pa ću kasno doći kući.
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Samo si ušao u tim
jer si crnac
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i te rasističke zajebane
pretpostavio da možeš igrati.
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Mm.
2026. je.
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Ne mislim da je rasa problem.
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Čitaš li Black Twitter?
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br.
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Uf, Brad,
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izlaziš li još s tom kurvom?
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U redu.
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Prestani je sramotiti, heiffa.
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Samo zato što su Darrel i oni
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naletio vlak na nju
ne čini je kurvom.
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Ona nije "kurva",
ona je "seksualno pozitivna".
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Pa, siguran sam da je kurva.
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Hej, curo! Pogledaj se!
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Rano za Noć vještica, ha?
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Što ti ove godine?
Droljska školarka?
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Ho-hej ho?
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Bok, gospođo Meeks.
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Volim kosu. vrlo...
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Octavia Spencer.
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Pa, hvala vam puno.
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Moram te pozvati k sebi
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i napraviti te malo srati
pita. ooh
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znaš što Moram stići
Afroamerički sat povijesti.
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Učimo o ropstvu.
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Dođi da saznaš,
to je bio izbor.
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Vidite li to tamo?
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To je Kanye?
tako je.
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Učili su nas
pogrešno sve ovo vrijeme.
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Mm-hmm. Ostani crn!
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Bok, mama.
U redu. Bok, dušo.
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Zbogom, gospođo Meeks.
Bok.
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Sine, stavio sam kondome
u tvojoj torbi!
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Znaš kako se trude
uhvatiti vas sve u zamku.
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mama!
229
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U redu, ozbiljno, "Šerife Greg",
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ne moraš me šetati
u razred. dobro sam
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Jess, tu je serijski ubojica
na slobodi.
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Neću ništa dopustiti
dogoditi mojoj djevojčici.
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Dječak! U redu? Ja sam dječak!
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žao mi je!
235
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ja imam
teško s ovom tranzicijom.
236
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U redu, stvarno je jednostavno.
Ponašaj se prema meni kao prema momcima.
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U redu?
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U redu. Ja-ja to mogu.
Da.
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Tučnjava šamarama.
Oh.
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Ti to nazivaš šamarom?
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Vau.
242
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Koji vrag
jesi li to učinio za?
243
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Ne ponašaj se kao takva kučka.
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Kuja.
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Da, nije loše.
246
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Tko dovraga živi ovako?
247
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Oh, dušo,
tako je dobro vidjeti te!
248
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Uđite! Hoćeš čaj?
249
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O, moj Bože, majko.
Izgledaš kao govno!
250
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Dušo, molim te.
251
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Ovo je očito žena
koji je ostao bez regeneratora.
252
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Oh, pazi kuda hodaš.
Cijelo mjesto
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je minirana.
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Nikad se ne zna kada
taj psihopata će se vratiti.
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uđi.
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u redu
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Mrzim ovaj posao.
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gospođo Campbell,
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Ja sam Jack, Sarin dečko.
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Čuo sam toliko o tebi...
261
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Uh, ništa od toga nije dobro.
262
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ništa nisam čuo
o tebi, Jack.
263
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Pretpostavljam da si jedno govno.
264
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Ali kako bih ja znao kada sam
nisam čuo s kćeri
265
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za, koliko, šest mjeseci?
266
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Šest godina, majko.
267
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A čija je to krivnja?
268
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– A čija je to krivnja?
Ne znam, možda je tvoja!
269
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To je pošteno.
270
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Želimo učiti
od užasa koji si preživio.
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pogledaj...
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Strašni film 3 i 4
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platio mi je
puno novca za djevojku...
274
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Tu se nema što naučiti.
275
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Ali ako želiš razgovarati
o Kućnom zecu, pucaj.
276
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Opet se događa!
277
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Neki seronja s maskom.
Moramo ga zaustaviti.
278
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Nisi spreman, lovebug.
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pripremao sam se
za ovo godinama.
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Žrtvovao sve.
281
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Bila si užasna majka.
Hajde, dušo
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bilo nam je lijepo.
283
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Kao onog Božića kad sam te poveo
dočekati Djeda Božićnjaka u trgovačkom centru.
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♪ Juri kroz snijeg ♪
285
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♪ U otvorenim saonicama s jednim konjem ♪
286
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♪ Idemo preko polja... ♪
Tvoj red, Sara.
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Potez!
288
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Bok Djed Božićnjak.
289
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Žao mi je ako neću
sjesti ti u krilo.
290
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Ježiš me.
291
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♪ Kako je zabavno
Jahati i pjevati... ♪
292
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mama?
293
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Djed Mraz mi je dao odsječenu ruku!
294
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Svakako mu se zahvalite.
295
00:13:05,044 --> 00:13:07,043
Je li to stopalo?
296
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Ew, to je odvratno.
297
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♪ Otvoren jedan konj... ♪
298
00:13:10,422 --> 00:13:11,454
Koji kurac?
299
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Žao mi je
300
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ako si tako saznao
Djed Mraz ne postoji.
301
00:13:18,764 --> 00:13:20,361
Uh, majko, trebam tvoju pomoć!
302
00:13:20,563 --> 00:13:23,994
Da izliječi naše emocionalne rane
i prošlost ostaviti iza nas?
303
00:13:24,196 --> 00:13:25,769
O, Bože, ne.
304
00:13:25,905 --> 00:13:28,570
Ne, ubiti Ghostface!
305
00:13:28,705 --> 00:13:30,306
Imate li oružje?
306
00:13:31,545 --> 00:13:34,071
Ja sam jebena Cindy Campbell.
307
00:13:34,206 --> 00:13:36,146
Imam milijune oružja!
308
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ali, um,
309
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nitko od njih nije registriran
310
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zbog mojih mentalnih problema.
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Dakle, ako možete samo zadržati to
na niskom...
312
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-U redu.
-Oh!
313
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Da, bit ću dobro.
314
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Nisam se ozlijedio
na bilo kojem od ovih šiljaka.
315
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♪ K-I-S-S-I-N-G ♪
316
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♪ Ja i ti
Sjedimo na drvetu ♪
317
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Oh, hej,
pa sam ranije razgovarao sa Sarom.
318
00:14:00,500 --> 00:14:01,835
Oh, dolazi li ona?
znaš,
319
00:14:01,971 --> 00:14:03,541
Čuo sam zujanje.
320
00:14:03,677 --> 00:14:05,108
Dakle, moguće je.
br.
321
00:14:05,377 --> 00:14:08,313
Mislio sam na Woodsville,
glupane. Oh. Da, zaboravio sam pitati.
322
00:14:08,448 --> 00:14:09,812
Hej, Jimbo! Idi duboko!
323
00:14:09,947 --> 00:14:10,952
Da, da!
Baci ga, baci ga!
324
00:14:10,976 --> 00:14:12,811
Oh!
325
00:14:12,947 --> 00:14:14,415
slatko!
326
00:14:14,851 --> 00:14:16,082
Kad već govorimo o dubini...
327
00:14:16,218 --> 00:14:18,052
Uh, ne znam
ako je dobro vrijeme.
328
00:14:18,188 --> 00:14:19,748
Svi znaju
što se događa s tinejdžerima
329
00:14:19,785 --> 00:14:21,495
koji pokušavaju voditi ljubav kad
ubojica je na slobodi.
330
00:14:21,519 --> 00:14:23,191
Brad je u pravu
o jednoj stvari, dečki.
331
00:14:23,393 --> 00:14:25,891
U redu, Ghostface se vratio.
Moramo se naoružati.
332
00:14:26,093 --> 00:14:28,293
Papar sprej, provjeri.
333
00:14:28,495 --> 00:14:30,260
Taser, provjeri.
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00:14:30,395 --> 00:14:32,031
guzica,
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00:14:32,233 --> 00:14:33,733
dupla provjera.
336
00:14:33,868 --> 00:14:34,903
prokletstvo!
337
00:14:35,105 --> 00:14:36,770
Ti samo nosi tu stvar
okolo?
338
00:14:36,905 --> 00:14:38,635
Lako se sakriti.
339
00:14:41,715 --> 00:14:44,278
U tvoju guzicu.
340
00:14:44,714 --> 00:14:46,280
Impresionirana sam.
341
00:14:55,321 --> 00:14:58,922
Što ima, svi? vratio sam se!
342
00:15:00,630 --> 00:15:01,630
Sranje, sine!
343
00:15:01,801 --> 00:15:03,295
Hej, što ima, ujače?
"Unc"?
344
00:15:03,431 --> 00:15:06,132
umoran sam od tebe
male Gen Z Alpha crnje
345
00:15:06,268 --> 00:15:08,300
koristeći pojmove poput "unc"
i "tetka".
346
00:15:08,435 --> 00:15:10,940
Plinska rasvjeta i ostakljenje
i glamping,
347
00:15:11,142 --> 00:15:13,038
pokušavajući moju generaciju
zvuči staro.
348
00:15:13,174 --> 00:15:14,439
Ja nisam tvoj prokleti ujak, crnjo!
349
00:15:14,575 --> 00:15:17,044
Shorty, naš si
mamin brat, pa, da,
350
00:15:17,179 --> 00:15:18,881
tehnički, ti si naš ujak.
351
00:15:19,016 --> 00:15:21,578
Oh.
Moja greška.
352
00:15:21,713 --> 00:15:24,487
Ludi što su ti dopustili
podučavati ovdje.
353
00:15:24,623 --> 00:15:26,851
podučavati? Ne, crnjo.
354
00:15:26,986 --> 00:15:28,256
prisustvujem.
355
00:15:28,424 --> 00:15:32,328
Gledaš u ponosnog
25-godišnjakinja.
356
00:15:32,463 --> 00:15:35,533
Zapravo, crnjo,
bio si u mom razredu Sex Ed.
357
00:15:35,668 --> 00:15:37,667
Dječače, stvarno si pametan.
358
00:15:37,803 --> 00:15:39,332
Znaš puno o penisima.
359
00:15:39,467 --> 00:15:42,901
Trebao bi biti kao,
poput veterinara,
360
00:15:43,036 --> 00:15:44,604
ali za kurac.
361
00:15:45,340 --> 00:15:46,937
kada si
konačno diplomirati?
362
00:15:47,373 --> 00:15:49,758
Dok radimo nastavak i ja
moram vas pratiti male mlade crnje
363
00:15:49,782 --> 00:15:50,862
na koledž po svoj ček.
364
00:15:50,948 --> 00:15:52,445
Čekajte, dečki. Utorak je budan!
365
00:15:52,581 --> 00:15:55,049
U redu! Utorak!
Tko je, dovraga, utorak?
366
00:15:55,184 --> 00:15:56,464
Hej, moramo ići
u bolnicu.
367
00:15:56,584 --> 00:15:59,015
Ići ćeš autobusom kući?
Ne. PJ.
368
00:15:59,151 --> 00:16:00,787
Privatni mlažnjak?
369
00:16:00,922 --> 00:16:01,922
Da. Ljubomoran?
370
00:16:02,058 --> 00:16:03,224
Čovječe, cijeli dan pušiš travu.
371
00:16:03,360 --> 00:16:05,930
Samo igrajte video igre,
prenosite uživo.
372
00:16:06,066 --> 00:16:07,439
Doslovno ste dobili novac
ne radeći ništa.
373
00:16:07,463 --> 00:16:10,864
Točno. Ostavljam težak posao
za stare glave.
374
00:16:10,999 --> 00:16:12,600
Sranje, sine!
375
00:16:14,140 --> 00:16:16,005
Još uvijek isti Shorty.
u redu
376
00:16:16,141 --> 00:16:17,621
Provjeri moju kripto, crnjo.
377
00:16:17,703 --> 00:16:19,809
Ajme, sranje,
Dobio sam tri milijuna dolara!
378
00:16:21,474 --> 00:16:23,778
Prokletstvo, sad sam u gubitku za pet milijuna.
379
00:16:23,913 --> 00:16:26,578
Ovo sranje je ludo, sine.
380
00:16:50,536 --> 00:16:53,510
♪ Pustit ću da zablista ♪
381
00:16:54,113 --> 00:16:57,276
♪ Ovo moje malo svjetlo ♪
382
00:16:57,411 --> 00:17:01,285
♪ Pustit ću da zablista ♪
383
00:17:01,487 --> 00:17:02,081
Ray!
384
00:17:02,250 --> 00:17:03,954
Sestro Brenda, u redu je.
385
00:17:04,090 --> 00:17:06,217
Čuo si zov grijeha,
da, jesi.
386
00:17:06,353 --> 00:17:07,518
Ali Gospodin nas je pozvao
387
00:17:07,654 --> 00:17:10,254
pokazati muškarcima
takvi poput tebe put.
388
00:17:10,390 --> 00:17:13,529
Hajde sine! Dođi s nama.
389
00:17:13,665 --> 00:17:14,665
Dođite do nas.
390
00:17:14,827 --> 00:17:17,563
Bog te vidio da dolaziš.
Zato ne varajte da dođete.
391
00:17:17,698 --> 00:17:21,939
Trebamo te doći
kao da nikada prije nisi došao.
392
00:17:22,141 --> 00:17:23,701
Dođi po Oca,
dođi po Sina.
393
00:17:23,836 --> 00:17:25,968
Držim te za ruku
i doći ćemo zajedno.
394
00:17:26,104 --> 00:17:29,011
- Bog je dobar, čovječe!
- Da, gospodine.
395
00:17:29,146 --> 00:17:30,386
Hvala ti, Isuse.
396
00:17:30,516 --> 00:17:31,077
Amen.
397
00:17:31,279 --> 00:17:32,045
Aleluja.
398
00:17:32,180 --> 00:17:33,413
Izvolite.
399
00:17:33,549 --> 00:17:38,887
U ime Boga,
pusti to, Ray! Pusti to!
400
00:17:39,023 --> 00:17:39,819
crnjo!
401
00:17:39,955 --> 00:17:41,954
Oh, moja greška.
402
00:17:42,089 --> 00:17:43,427
Zadnji put.
403
00:17:45,991 --> 00:17:49,626
Poželimo dobrodošlicu novom članu
našoj kongre-gay-ciji.
404
00:17:49,762 --> 00:17:51,299
Neka ljudi znaju
405
00:17:51,434 --> 00:17:53,736
kako se osjećaš brate
Izvolite.
406
00:17:58,271 --> 00:18:00,436
Nisam više gay.
407
00:18:00,572 --> 00:18:03,439
Aleluja!
408
00:18:03,575 --> 00:18:04,681
Da gospodine!
409
00:18:04,816 --> 00:18:05,980
Nisam više gay!
410
00:18:06,183 --> 00:18:07,383
Slava Gospodinu!
411
00:18:07,412 --> 00:18:08,982
Nisam više gay!
412
00:18:09,184 --> 00:18:10,347
On više nije gay.
413
00:18:10,482 --> 00:18:12,856
Spašen sam!
414
00:18:13,058 --> 00:18:15,088
Neću više izlaziti s muškarcem!
415
00:18:15,223 --> 00:18:16,389
Čak i ako je vraški seksi
416
00:18:16,658 --> 00:18:19,029
s velikim starim chestesesom
i živahne areole!
417
00:18:19,165 --> 00:18:20,493
o da,
još uvijek imaš tajnu.
418
00:18:20,628 --> 00:18:24,328
Neću više
nositi torbicu, našminkati se,
419
00:18:24,463 --> 00:18:25,666
hodati u visokim petama.
420
00:18:25,802 --> 00:18:26,802
Što?
421
00:18:26,998 --> 00:18:29,269
Crveni donji dio. Onaj s
slatka mala kopča
422
00:18:29,404 --> 00:18:30,767
sa strane.
To su moje cipele.
423
00:18:30,902 --> 00:18:35,009
Neću više ići na Grindr
i prijeđite prstom udesno
424
00:18:35,145 --> 00:18:36,813
kod crnih muškaraca...
Hmm?
425
00:18:36,948 --> 00:18:38,645
Bijeli muškarci, azijski muškarci.
426
00:18:38,781 --> 00:18:41,282
Bio si na Grindru?
Neću više ići na putovanja
427
00:18:41,418 --> 00:18:44,251
na Filipine
tražim dame.
428
00:18:44,387 --> 00:18:47,356
Na Phuket. Ko Samui.
Povratak u Phuket.
429
00:18:47,492 --> 00:18:49,655
Onda u Vijetnam vidjeti
ako ih mogu nabaviti imalo jeftinije.
430
00:18:49,790 --> 00:18:52,094
Mislio sam da je to za
naša godišnjica, Ray.
431
00:18:52,229 --> 00:18:53,890
Oh, ovaj crnja
prešao puno kilometara.
432
00:18:54,025 --> 00:18:56,330
Neću više stajati
gola zadnjica u ogledalu
433
00:18:56,532 --> 00:18:58,162
s mojim penisom
ušuškana između mojih nogu...
434
00:18:58,331 --> 00:19:00,966
...plešući kao
tip iz Silence of the Lambs.
435
00:19:01,102 --> 00:19:03,448
„Stavlja se
losion u košari, Precious."
436
00:19:03,472 --> 00:19:06,337
Ja sam se promijenio čovjek!
Spašen sam!
437
00:19:06,472 --> 00:19:08,238
Sranje.
hoću!
438
00:19:08,373 --> 00:19:10,047
Rekao sam da hoću!
439
00:19:10,250 --> 00:19:12,879
Voljet ću ženu!
440
00:19:14,252 --> 00:19:15,332
Žene, žene, žene!
441
00:19:15,383 --> 00:19:17,150
Možete skinuti to "W-O".
442
00:19:17,286 --> 00:19:18,723
Žene, žene, žene!
443
00:19:18,858 --> 00:19:20,922
Muški-es, men-es, mens-es.
444
00:19:21,124 --> 00:19:23,425
žene...
445
00:19:26,460 --> 00:19:28,532
Ne, ne. Ne, ne, Ray. Ne, ne.
446
00:19:35,038 --> 00:19:36,573
Gutljaj, gutljaj, gutljaj.
447
00:19:36,709 --> 00:19:38,668
Vau, crnjo.
448
00:19:38,803 --> 00:19:40,809
Sokole tuah, sokole tuah, sokole tuah!
449
00:19:41,011 --> 00:19:42,479
Nabijaš se na to?
450
00:19:42,648 --> 00:19:44,659
Spašen sam!
451
00:19:44,683 --> 00:19:46,614
♪ Raditi, raditi, raditi
Za Isusa ♪
452
00:19:46,749 --> 00:19:49,819
♪ Ne, vrag će to učiniti
Ostanite ispod nas ♪
453
00:19:49,954 --> 00:19:52,657
♪ Dobra pohvala Stvarno
bumping Out your speakers ♪
454
00:19:52,859 --> 00:19:55,062
♪ Plešem zbog Njegove slave
Neka se osjećam na neki način ♪
455
00:19:55,086 --> 00:19:56,920
♪ Tako ćemo biti
Twerk, twerk, twerk it ♪
456
00:19:57,122 --> 00:19:58,791
♪ Za Isusa ♪
Spašen sam!
457
00:19:58,927 --> 00:20:01,757
♪ Ne, vrag će to učiniti
Ostanite ispod nas ♪
458
00:20:01,893 --> 00:20:03,263
♪ Tko to čini? ♪
459
00:20:03,398 --> 00:20:04,830
♪ To je Isus ♪
460
00:20:05,033 --> 00:20:06,667
♪ Tko nas tjera da plješćemo?
To je Isus ♪
461
00:20:06,803 --> 00:20:09,838
♪ I vrag ne može nikada
Stani između nas ♪
462
00:20:09,973 --> 00:20:13,140
♪ Mi ovdje plješćemo, plješćemo
Plješćem za Isusa ♪
463
00:20:13,276 --> 00:20:16,141
utorak, utorak.
464
00:20:16,710 --> 00:20:18,749
O moj Bože.
465
00:20:18,952 --> 00:20:20,576
Njezino lice. Sav zgrčen.
466
00:20:20,712 --> 00:20:22,411
O, moj Bože, i stenjanje.
467
00:20:28,692 --> 00:20:31,025
Pokušavao sam to dobiti
vani na sat vremena.
468
00:20:31,160 --> 00:20:32,891
Kako se osjećaš, Tues?
469
00:20:33,026 --> 00:20:35,596
Hej, što ti daju
za bol? Je li to...
470
00:20:35,731 --> 00:20:38,000
Je li to morfij ili...?
471
00:20:38,136 --> 00:20:40,066
Kuja.
Da vidimo.
472
00:20:42,037 --> 00:20:44,072
O, da!
473
00:20:44,208 --> 00:20:47,176
Oh, ovo je tako dobro, dobro.
474
00:20:47,311 --> 00:20:48,606
Ovo je ono sranje Britney Spears.
475
00:20:48,742 --> 00:20:50,022
Tjera me da budem polugola,
476
00:20:50,074 --> 00:20:52,612
plesati okolo
i žonglirati nekim noževima.
477
00:20:52,747 --> 00:20:55,184
Sara, tko je to
Sličan Jeffreyju Dahmeru?
478
00:20:55,386 --> 00:20:58,085
Oh. Ovo je moj dečko, Jack.
479
00:20:58,221 --> 00:21:00,456
Stvarno mi je drago upoznati te.
480
00:21:01,126 --> 00:21:02,389
Liči mi na Ted Bundyja.
481
00:21:02,524 --> 00:21:05,057
Ali to nije
ne tiče me se.
482
00:21:05,259 --> 00:21:06,726
Mm-hmm. Mm!
483
00:21:06,861 --> 00:21:09,229
Ovaj mali izboden
kučka ovdje treba malo odmora.
484
00:21:09,364 --> 00:21:11,668
Pa odjebite svi!
485
00:21:11,804 --> 00:21:12,869
Da, gospođo.
486
00:21:13,471 --> 00:21:15,169
Oh, ne ti, Sara.
487
00:21:15,372 --> 00:21:17,803
Zašto? Što sam učinio?
488
00:21:18,470 --> 00:21:20,407
Tako se bojim.
489
00:21:20,542 --> 00:21:24,114
Oh, utorak, trebao bi biti.
490
00:21:24,249 --> 00:21:26,678
Izboden si devet puta.
491
00:21:26,814 --> 00:21:28,914
I ubojica zna
gdje živiš.
492
00:21:29,049 --> 00:21:31,751
Pozvao bih te da dođeš
ostani kod mene, ali
493
00:21:31,886 --> 00:21:34,583
zapravo ne želim
takav juju u mojoj kući.
494
00:21:34,719 --> 00:21:35,885
Koliko znamo,
495
00:21:36,021 --> 00:21:38,659
on stoji
točno ispred tih vrata.
496
00:21:43,662 --> 00:21:46,002
To je utješno, Sara.
497
00:21:46,137 --> 00:21:47,298
Mislio sam da ću umrijeti.
498
00:21:47,433 --> 00:21:49,404
Znam i ja!
499
00:21:49,540 --> 00:21:51,804
Planirao sam tvoj sprovod.
500
00:21:51,939 --> 00:21:54,571
Što dovraga?
I napisao sam tvoju osmrtnicu.
501
00:21:54,707 --> 00:21:56,847
Više kao da je ChatGPT to napisao.
502
00:21:56,982 --> 00:21:57,840
Ali ti si još uvijek ovdje.
503
00:21:57,976 --> 00:22:00,846
I neću nikad
neka te bilo tko povrijedi.
504
00:22:02,218 --> 00:22:04,822
Oh, njam! komadići leda!
505
00:22:04,957 --> 00:22:06,049
O Bože!
506
00:22:06,184 --> 00:22:08,055
Pusti me!
507
00:22:10,158 --> 00:22:11,261
Pomoć!
508
00:22:11,463 --> 00:22:13,159
Ova bijela djevojka ne može umrijeti
u mojoj smjeni!
509
00:22:13,294 --> 00:22:14,596
Ja sam zaposlenik DEI-a!
510
00:22:14,731 --> 00:22:17,334
O moj Bože! O moj Bože!
Prije sekunde je bila dobro.
511
00:22:17,470 --> 00:22:19,596
Ne! Ne, dobro sam! ja sam dobro!
Jasan!
512
00:22:19,731 --> 00:22:21,197
Opet!
513
00:22:21,332 --> 00:22:24,108
Hajde, kučko bijela,
Trebam ovaj posao! Jasan!
514
00:22:24,310 --> 00:22:25,868
Ne radi!
Jasan!
515
00:22:26,003 --> 00:22:28,844
Gubimo je.
516
00:22:29,046 --> 00:22:30,946
jače!
517
00:22:33,615 --> 00:22:34,712
Oh, čovječe.
518
00:22:34,847 --> 00:22:36,716
Izgleda da nema
ništa nije ostalo
519
00:22:36,852 --> 00:22:39,555
ali misli,
molitve i svinjske kožice.
520
00:22:40,254 --> 00:22:41,290
Bože dragi.
521
00:22:41,459 --> 00:22:43,053
medicinska sestra Ratchett,
provjeri žicu!
522
00:22:43,188 --> 00:22:45,622
Žica je bila sranje, dušo.
To je moj show.
523
00:22:45,757 --> 00:22:47,563
Droga i taj Idris Elba
524
00:22:47,698 --> 00:22:50,097
napravi ovaj kolačić
želim pop, pop, pop!
525
00:22:50,233 --> 00:22:52,062
Dragi Bože, molim te
526
00:22:52,264 --> 00:22:54,034
prihvati ovu bijelu kučku...
527
00:22:54,236 --> 00:22:55,634
Oh!
528
00:22:55,769 --> 00:22:58,909
Gospodin radi
na tajanstvene načine.
529
00:22:59,044 --> 00:23:00,139
idem na pauzu.
530
00:23:00,341 --> 00:23:01,737
Oh, utorak.
531
00:23:01,873 --> 00:23:03,377
Nikad nikome neću dopustiti
532
00:23:03,513 --> 00:23:06,181
opet te povrijediti.
Mm-mm.
533
00:23:09,955 --> 00:23:11,382
ooh! Moja greška.
534
00:23:23,264 --> 00:23:24,397
Zdravo?
535
00:23:24,533 --> 00:23:26,968
Zdravo, Sara.
536
00:23:27,104 --> 00:23:28,197
tko je ovo
537
00:23:28,366 --> 00:23:31,935
Netko
koji zna tvoju malu tajnu.
538
00:23:32,071 --> 00:23:34,945
Ne, ne, kunem se
to nije bio nacistički pozdrav!
539
00:23:35,080 --> 00:23:36,105
U redu? Osvojila sam Prom Queen
540
00:23:36,441 --> 00:23:38,286
i bio sam... bio sam
bacam svoje srce u gomilu!
541
00:23:38,310 --> 00:23:43,314
Ne, ja govorim
o tvojoj obiteljskoj tajni.
542
00:23:44,721 --> 00:23:47,558
Oh, ti si kurac
koji je povrijedio moju sestru.
543
00:23:47,693 --> 00:23:49,733
Pa, jesam
da te natjeram da se vratiš ovamo.
544
00:23:49,826 --> 00:23:52,457
Slušajte, ako želite
zajebavati se sa mnom, seronjo,
545
00:23:52,592 --> 00:23:54,064
onda dođi po mene!
546
00:23:54,199 --> 00:23:55,733
Sa zadovoljstvom.
547
00:23:59,203 --> 00:24:01,700
Pomoć!
548
00:24:01,835 --> 00:24:04,007
Neka netko pomogne!
549
00:24:04,209 --> 00:24:07,104
Molim vas, neka netko pomogne!
550
00:24:07,572 --> 00:24:09,210
Kuja!
551
00:24:09,345 --> 00:24:10,573
Ovo je soba za odmor.
552
00:24:10,708 --> 00:24:11,540
Mm-hmm.
553
00:24:11,676 --> 00:24:12,676
Na pauzi smo.
554
00:24:12,812 --> 00:24:14,476
-O, Bože.
-Propovijedati.
555
00:24:21,091 --> 00:24:22,490
Uzmi to!
556
00:24:22,625 --> 00:24:24,486
Uf!
557
00:24:26,130 --> 00:24:27,429
Molim te, spasi me!
558
00:24:27,631 --> 00:24:30,264
Cijeli sam dan spašavao ljude!
559
00:24:30,399 --> 00:24:32,167
Pa ti riješi svoje.
560
00:24:32,370 --> 00:24:33,766
Bit ću ovdje
561
00:24:33,902 --> 00:24:36,869
jedem svoj falafel
i moje svinjske kožice.
562
00:24:37,004 --> 00:24:39,202
Izgledam kao tvoja mama?
563
00:24:40,711 --> 00:24:44,009
- Iskušaj me sada!
- Pauza je gotova.
564
00:24:50,287 --> 00:24:51,852
Nema na čemu.
565
00:24:54,191 --> 00:24:57,687
Stvarno izgleda kao da si dobio udarac
s nečim tvrdim. Kao metal.
566
00:24:57,822 --> 00:24:59,897
Rekao sam ti, pao sam.
567
00:25:00,032 --> 00:25:04,568
Sada gdje smo točno
idem? Za razgovor sa stručnjakom.
568
00:25:16,246 --> 00:25:17,348
Otići!
569
00:25:17,483 --> 00:25:18,963
Tako mi je žao što smetam.
Mi samo...
570
00:25:19,047 --> 00:25:20,607
Samo vas želimo pitati
nekoliko pitanja.
571
00:25:20,685 --> 00:25:22,383
Daj mi jedan dobar razlog
572
00:25:22,519 --> 00:25:24,052
zašto bih trebao razgovarati s tobom.
573
00:25:24,187 --> 00:25:25,014
Ja sam bijelac.
574
00:25:25,149 --> 00:25:27,057
Koliko bijela?
Oh, govorim
575
00:25:27,192 --> 00:25:28,856
Candace Owens bijela.
576
00:25:29,657 --> 00:25:31,054
Oh.
Šest stopa.
577
00:25:31,190 --> 00:25:32,673
Kad ste rekli stručnjak,
Pretpostavio sam da misliš
578
00:25:32,697 --> 00:25:33,968
više kao
Neil deGrasse Tyson ili...
579
00:25:33,992 --> 00:25:35,130
šuti.
580
00:25:35,266 --> 00:25:36,534
Ja sam Sara Campbell.
581
00:25:36,869 --> 00:25:38,909
Sinoć sam napadnut.
Mislim da bi trebao otići.
582
00:25:39,003 --> 00:25:41,669
Ne želim biti izboden.
I ne želim Covid, u redu?
583
00:25:41,805 --> 00:25:43,125
Molim te, hajde. samo...
Idemo.
584
00:25:43,203 --> 00:25:44,712
Samo dvije minute,
to je sve što tražim.
585
00:25:44,736 --> 00:25:45,835
ne ne
586
00:25:45,971 --> 00:25:47,776
Dajem vam osam minuta.
587
00:25:49,313 --> 00:25:50,480
I jos jedna stvar.
588
00:25:50,716 --> 00:25:52,944
Moram te testirati na Covid.
589
00:25:55,019 --> 00:25:56,281
Ohh!
590
00:25:56,417 --> 00:25:57,417
Ahh...
591
00:25:57,519 --> 00:25:58,820
Dobri ste.
592
00:25:59,156 --> 00:26:00,802
Kad je završio radni tjedan
postati "probuđeni tjedan"?
593
00:26:00,826 --> 00:26:03,824
Imamo crni petak.
Što je sljedeće, Mulatski ponedjeljak?
594
00:26:03,960 --> 00:26:05,660
Mislim, Žuti četvrtak?
595
00:26:05,795 --> 00:26:08,393
Sun utorak? Hajde.
596
00:26:10,702 --> 00:26:12,267
Pusti me da ti ovo maknem s puta.
597
00:26:12,403 --> 00:26:13,934
Oh!
oprosti
598
00:26:15,835 --> 00:26:18,339
Oh, ti, uh, imaš mačku.
599
00:26:18,474 --> 00:26:20,039
ja nemam mačku.
600
00:26:22,840 --> 00:26:24,142
Gail ima mačke.
601
00:26:24,478 --> 00:26:26,247
Znaš, ona ima
stvarno lijepe mačke. Oh, ne.
602
00:26:26,382 --> 00:26:27,814
Lijepa maca.
603
00:26:27,950 --> 00:26:30,016
Ponekad može biti
malo smrdljiv.
604
00:26:30,152 --> 00:26:32,623
Oh!
Urađeni su testovi na Covid.
605
00:26:33,357 --> 00:26:34,684
Da! ti si dobar
606
00:26:36,726 --> 00:26:38,326
Ti si Cindyna kći, zar ne?
607
00:26:38,462 --> 00:26:39,829
Da.
Da.
608
00:26:40,098 --> 00:26:43,594
ne poznajem ga. Ovo
je Jack. Moja ljubav.
609
00:26:43,729 --> 00:26:45,031
Ne! Ne, ne, ne.
610
00:26:45,266 --> 00:26:48,472
Pravilo broj jedan
preživjeti horor film je,
611
00:26:48,608 --> 00:26:50,941
„Nikad ne vjeruj
ljubavni interes."
612
00:26:51,077 --> 00:26:52,077
Pogledaj ga!
613
00:26:52,205 --> 00:26:55,844
Ima to čudno lijeno oko,
bockanje u jednom smjeru
614
00:26:55,979 --> 00:26:59,315
a onda slini
poput psihopata.
615
00:26:59,517 --> 00:27:00,947
Ima tu batrljak nogu.
616
00:27:01,149 --> 00:27:03,280
Čini ga da hoda čudno
i jezivo.
617
00:27:03,415 --> 00:27:06,552
Nemam panju.
Pa, taj tip zna.
618
00:27:06,687 --> 00:27:09,855
Oh, gledam sebe.
619
00:27:10,057 --> 00:27:13,157
Specijalni časnik Doofy. U mirovini.
620
00:27:13,292 --> 00:27:16,291
Slušaj, Doofy,
stvarno bi nam dobro došla vaša pomoć.
621
00:27:16,427 --> 00:27:18,395
Ne, ne mogu se vratiti
tom životu.
622
00:27:18,530 --> 00:27:21,372
Plus, mi smo u sredini
globalne pandemije!
623
00:27:21,507 --> 00:27:22,783
U redu, mrzim što ti govorim,
624
00:27:22,807 --> 00:27:25,505
ali Covid je prošao
već godinama.
625
00:27:25,641 --> 00:27:27,542
Hmm.
Stvarno?
626
00:27:27,677 --> 00:27:29,207
-Da.
-Da.
627
00:27:31,578 --> 00:27:32,914
Prokletstvo!
628
00:27:33,050 --> 00:27:36,216
Što da radim?
sa svim tim konzerviranim mesom?
629
00:27:37,152 --> 00:27:40,289
izlazi van! ne želim
Ghostface da me pronađe.
630
00:27:40,424 --> 00:27:41,956
I ne vraćaj se!
631
00:27:54,473 --> 00:27:55,831
To je zvuk policije.
632
00:28:00,945 --> 00:28:04,176
Specijalni časnik Doofy,
javljanje na dužnost.
633
00:28:04,311 --> 00:28:07,382
U redu, samo zato što se tuširao
ne znači da...
634
00:28:07,517 --> 00:28:08,684
Ne, nisam se tuširao.
635
00:28:08,887 --> 00:28:10,983
Uzimam samo vodu
iz mojih usta i...
636
00:28:11,119 --> 00:28:12,985
Hoćeš malo? U redu.
Ne, to je u redu.
637
00:28:13,120 --> 00:28:15,252
Hajde, Doofy.
Da, učinimo to.
638
00:28:15,387 --> 00:28:17,794
Pazi kuda hodaš.
U redu. Ja gledam.
639
00:28:36,446 --> 00:28:38,980
Zamrzni mozak!
640
00:28:52,128 --> 00:28:53,995
Sara, tvoja je
mama iz geta dolazi
641
00:28:54,130 --> 00:28:55,690
ili možemo početi razgovarati
o ovoj parceli?
642
00:28:55,798 --> 00:28:57,933
uh...
643
00:28:59,731 --> 00:29:01,137
zdravo
644
00:29:01,272 --> 00:29:02,097
došao si
645
00:29:02,233 --> 00:29:04,033
Ne za, otprilike, 15 godina, dušo.
646
00:29:04,169 --> 00:29:06,469
Ali kupila sam ovu novu ružu,
647
00:29:06,671 --> 00:29:08,944
pa fige.
648
00:29:12,382 --> 00:29:13,709
Oh.
649
00:29:13,911 --> 00:29:14,911
Oh!
650
00:29:15,046 --> 00:29:17,112
Oh, moj stari prijatelju!
651
00:29:17,248 --> 00:29:19,719
Ti si me naučio plesati.
652
00:29:19,855 --> 00:29:22,284
Kako napraviti pitu s puno N riječi.
653
00:29:22,420 --> 00:29:25,127
Crnjo, iza tebe sam.
654
00:29:25,263 --> 00:29:25,789
Kratki!
655
00:29:25,925 --> 00:29:27,364
Što ima, Cindy?
656
00:29:27,500 --> 00:29:29,500
kako si Moj crnjo.
657
00:29:29,635 --> 00:29:32,165
Sranje, sine!
658
00:29:33,030 --> 00:29:34,232
Volim kosu.
659
00:29:34,434 --> 00:29:37,238
Vrlo je Mickey Rourke
uHrvaču.
660
00:29:37,374 --> 00:29:38,374
Da.
661
00:29:38,503 --> 00:29:40,138
Ne mogu vjerovati da si pomislio
Bio sam mrtav.
662
00:29:40,274 --> 00:29:42,977
Pa između raka
od dima trave,
663
00:29:43,113 --> 00:29:45,516
tvoja ljubav prema McRibu
i rasistički policajci,
664
00:29:45,651 --> 00:29:46,946
Nisam mislio da imaš šanse.
665
00:29:47,082 --> 00:29:49,417
da,
to je užasna kombinacija.
666
00:29:49,953 --> 00:29:52,387
Bok, Cin.
Prestani mi se smiješiti!
667
00:29:55,086 --> 00:29:56,623
Sranje! Svjetska zvijezda!
668
00:29:56,758 --> 00:29:58,661
Svjetska zvijezda! Svjetska zvijezda!
669
00:29:58,796 --> 00:30:01,060
hej
on je intelektualni invalid!
670
00:30:01,196 --> 00:30:03,366
Tako on samo izgleda,
ti pijani honky.
671
00:30:03,568 --> 00:30:04,359
Hej, hej, hej!
672
00:30:04,495 --> 00:30:06,062
Ne zovi tu bijelu kučku
honky.
673
00:30:06,197 --> 00:30:07,363
Daj, imaj malo poštovanja.
674
00:30:07,532 --> 00:30:10,505
Stalno se viđam s ljudima
posvuda se smiješi.
675
00:30:10,640 --> 00:30:11,839
Nisam baš simpatičan,
676
00:30:11,974 --> 00:30:14,008
tako mora biti
nekakvo prokletstvo.
677
00:30:14,143 --> 00:30:15,938
Hej, svima!
Napušena je.
678
00:30:16,073 --> 00:30:17,414
Vidi što sam dobio.
679
00:30:17,549 --> 00:30:19,045
Želatina bez robne marke
680
00:30:19,181 --> 00:30:21,651
napravljen od žitnog alkohola i GHB-a.
681
00:30:21,853 --> 00:30:23,062
Dakle, nitko ništa ne pijucka
682
00:30:23,086 --> 00:30:24,621
nisu pristali
kao prošli put,
683
00:30:24,823 --> 00:30:25,823
što se ispričavam.
Mm-hmm.
684
00:30:26,056 --> 00:30:27,651
Uzmi jednu.
I sam volim kroviti.
685
00:30:29,092 --> 00:30:29,753
Ne, mama. Ne, mama.
Jesi li siguran, dušo?
686
00:30:29,889 --> 00:30:31,024
Bok, Brenda.
687
00:30:31,293 --> 00:30:33,055
Molim te, nemoj me zvati
pod mojim vladinim imenom.
688
00:30:33,191 --> 00:30:35,294
Zovite me mama.
689
00:30:36,301 --> 00:30:36,894
Cindy!
690
00:30:37,029 --> 00:30:38,561
O moj Bože!
691
00:30:39,504 --> 00:30:40,504
Ispustio si pladanj.
692
00:30:40,571 --> 00:30:41,430
O moj Bože, Cindy,
693
00:30:41,565 --> 00:30:43,399
Oduvijek te nisam vidio!
694
00:30:43,535 --> 00:30:46,508
Bože moj, pogledaj se!
Izgledaš isto!
695
00:30:46,643 --> 00:30:47,938
Minus vrane noge.
696
00:30:48,141 --> 00:30:50,043
A kosa ti je tako suha.
697
00:30:50,245 --> 00:30:53,081
Oh, i tvoje sise
pao do sada.
698
00:30:53,283 --> 00:30:55,980
Osim toga,
izgledaš potpuno isto.
699
00:30:56,116 --> 00:30:57,885
Što si radio?
700
00:30:58,021 --> 00:30:59,749
Oh, znaš,
zanemarujući moju djecu
701
00:30:59,884 --> 00:31:03,286
tako da se mogu pripremiti za ubijanje
Ghostface ako se ikada vrati.
702
00:31:03,421 --> 00:31:04,995
Što je s tobom?
703
00:31:05,130 --> 00:31:07,290
Pa, bio sam uglavnom samo
opijanje srednjoškolaca
704
00:31:07,328 --> 00:31:08,861
u očajničkom pokušaju
ostati mlad
705
00:31:08,997 --> 00:31:10,128
i zadrži moju djecu kod kuće.
706
00:31:10,264 --> 00:31:11,830
Uvijek sam znala
bila bi super mama.
707
00:31:11,965 --> 00:31:13,132
Oh, Cindy!
708
00:31:13,301 --> 00:31:15,302
Trebamo li se zagrliti?
Oh, stvarno želim,
709
00:31:15,437 --> 00:31:18,536
ali sad sam republikanac
pa ja bih trebao biti rasist.
710
00:31:18,671 --> 00:31:21,577
Oh, curo, mislim sve
bijelci su ionako rasisti.
711
00:31:21,713 --> 00:31:22,840
dođi ovamo
U redu.
712
00:31:22,975 --> 00:31:24,410
Mm!
Oh!
713
00:31:24,545 --> 00:31:27,509
Hoćeš priliku? Da? Ovdje.
Oh, da, da, molim te.
714
00:31:27,712 --> 00:31:29,953
Znaš, mama,
ovo bi mjesto moglo biti tako cool
715
00:31:30,088 --> 00:31:32,687
ako imaš, kao,
stol za pivski tenis tamo,
716
00:31:32,890 --> 00:31:34,090
i možda, kao, zid za grickalice.
717
00:31:34,324 --> 00:31:35,796
Što znaš o cool?
Kad sam bio tvojih godina,
718
00:31:35,820 --> 00:31:38,394
Pucao sam boce
s Puffyjem, Puff Daddyjem,
719
00:31:38,529 --> 00:31:39,696
P. Diddy, Diddy.
720
00:31:39,898 --> 00:31:41,262
Svi Seanovi.
721
00:31:41,398 --> 00:31:43,960
To nije dobro starilo.
Tvoja mama je bila nakaza
722
00:31:44,096 --> 00:31:45,096
u nakazama.
723
00:31:45,299 --> 00:31:46,769
Sranje, sine!
724
00:31:46,904 --> 00:31:48,144
Želiš vidjeti nešto cool?
725
00:31:48,204 --> 00:31:50,901
Pokazat ću ti nešto cool.
726
00:31:57,780 --> 00:31:58,877
Bože, to je super.
727
00:31:59,012 --> 00:32:00,249
sta to radis
728
00:32:00,385 --> 00:32:00,977
Što?
729
00:32:01,179 --> 00:32:02,047
Ne, ne tako.
730
00:32:02,182 --> 00:32:03,214
Ovako.
731
00:32:03,416 --> 00:32:04,680
Oh, da.
732
00:32:04,815 --> 00:32:07,557
Ne znam zašto
svi se ponašate tako uplašeno.
733
00:32:07,693 --> 00:32:08,756
Pištolj nije ni napunjen.
734
00:32:08,891 --> 00:32:10,360
Sranje!
735
00:32:10,562 --> 00:32:12,656
O, sranje, sine!
736
00:32:13,158 --> 00:32:14,858
Uh-oh. Učinio sam to opet.
737
00:32:18,169 --> 00:32:19,929
Ovo posljednje uvijek zaboravim
u komori.
738
00:32:20,001 --> 00:32:21,001
Pomozi mi da pomaknem ovo tijelo.
739
00:32:21,067 --> 00:32:22,067
Da, shvatio si.
740
00:32:22,199 --> 00:32:23,432
To je bilo zabavno.
741
00:32:23,634 --> 00:32:25,041
Oh, pa, što radiš?
742
00:32:25,243 --> 00:32:27,544
- nakon ovoga?
- Želim ići u Cabo.
743
00:32:27,680 --> 00:32:29,412
Oh, volim Cabo!
744
00:32:29,547 --> 00:32:30,873
znaš što
745
00:32:31,109 --> 00:32:33,327
Stavljao sam kokain u svoj
hoo-hah i putuju tamo cijelo vrijeme.
746
00:32:33,351 --> 00:32:36,316
Pa, to je zato što jesi
tako pametan. Da.
747
00:32:41,689 --> 00:32:42,689
Oh.
748
00:32:44,061 --> 00:32:46,961
U redu.
Vratimo se radnji.
749
00:32:47,097 --> 00:32:48,796
gledam te,
Oči Ted Bundyja.
750
00:32:48,932 --> 00:32:50,132
Izgleda kao školski strijelac.
751
00:32:50,230 --> 00:32:51,230
Mislim da si ti ubojica.
752
00:32:51,397 --> 00:32:52,462
-Oh, ja?
-Mm-hmm.
753
00:32:52,731 --> 00:32:54,331
Dobro, što o tome
Zamjenik Doofy tamo?
754
00:32:54,404 --> 00:32:57,566
Ja-ja nemam motiv.
Znate, koji je moj motiv?
755
00:32:57,702 --> 00:32:59,340
Ti si bio ubojica
u prvom filmu.
756
00:32:59,475 --> 00:33:01,871
Ne bi li te trebali zatvoriti?
Ne, dobio sam pomilovanje.
757
00:33:02,073 --> 00:33:05,307
Uglavnom zbog
juriš na Kapitol, znaš.
758
00:33:05,443 --> 00:33:07,279
Oh.
Imam dokaz.
759
00:33:07,415 --> 00:33:10,013
-Ovo sam ja. I uokviren je.
-Oh.
760
00:33:10,149 --> 00:33:11,455
To je cool šešir.
761
00:33:11,590 --> 00:33:13,852
Što je s Jess?
762
00:33:13,987 --> 00:33:14,855
Što je sa mnom?
763
00:33:14,990 --> 00:33:16,190
Ako netko ovdje ima problema
764
00:33:16,359 --> 00:33:17,737
to bi moglo dovesti do ubojstva...
765
00:33:17,761 --> 00:33:19,125
U redu, shvaćam!
766
00:33:19,260 --> 00:33:21,128
Trans-sramljenje nije cool, u redu?
767
00:33:21,263 --> 00:33:23,198
Oni... On je samo frajer.
Da.
768
00:33:23,333 --> 00:33:26,201
Minus snaga gornjeg dijela tijela
i kurac dio.
769
00:33:26,336 --> 00:33:28,671
Hej, ne znaš
što imam ovdje dolje, u redu?
770
00:33:28,807 --> 00:33:30,640
Ja znam.
Hej, hej.
771
00:33:30,776 --> 00:33:32,402
Slušajte, ono što znamo do sada
772
00:33:32,537 --> 00:33:34,076
su svi koji su bili napadnuti
773
00:33:34,278 --> 00:33:36,877
odnosi se na
izvorni likovi.
774
00:33:37,012 --> 00:33:38,052
Želi ubiti djecu.
775
00:33:38,180 --> 00:33:42,017
Aha! On radi rebootequel.
776
00:33:42,153 --> 00:33:43,817
-A što sad?
-Da. To je kao,
777
00:33:43,952 --> 00:33:45,119
ponovno pokretanje i nastavak.
778
00:33:45,422 --> 00:33:47,287
Miješa naslijeđene likove
s novim likovima
779
00:33:47,422 --> 00:33:50,255
u pokušaju da se hrani u
sranje nostalgija
780
00:33:50,391 --> 00:33:51,821
i dovesti više obožavatelja
u kazališta.
781
00:33:52,090 --> 00:33:54,463
Baš kao i prošlogodišnji Znam
Što ste radili prošlog ljeta.
782
00:33:55,959 --> 00:33:58,498
To je film?
Što sam radio prošlog ljeta?
783
00:33:58,633 --> 00:34:01,000
Mislim da govoriš o
Ljeto koje sam prelijepo.
784
00:34:01,136 --> 00:34:02,401
-Da.
-Ray,
785
00:34:02,603 --> 00:34:04,123
kada si došao ovdje?
Oh, bio sam ovdje.
786
00:34:04,434 --> 00:34:06,753
Samo sam visio pored muškog
soba.
787
00:34:06,777 --> 00:34:07,875
Oh.
Moja soba?
788
00:34:08,077 --> 00:34:09,510
U redu, znači
789
00:34:09,712 --> 00:34:12,677
da naš ubojica piše svoje
vlastita verzija Horor filma.
790
00:34:12,812 --> 00:34:16,817
U redu, dakle prema
pravila ponovnog poziva,
791
00:34:16,952 --> 00:34:17,952
tko je ubojica?
792
00:34:19,220 --> 00:34:21,487
Mislim da je prilično očito.
793
00:34:24,022 --> 00:34:24,892
WHO?
794
00:34:25,028 --> 00:34:26,927
Ti, kujo.
Mi?
795
00:34:27,062 --> 00:34:28,693
Ljudi, ja nisam ubojica.
796
00:34:28,895 --> 00:34:31,794
Ghostface je napao u utorak
da me namami natrag ovamo.
797
00:34:31,929 --> 00:34:35,298
Mislim da je napao u utorak
da te vratim ovamo
798
00:34:35,434 --> 00:34:37,333
kako bi me mogao vratiti ovamo.
799
00:34:37,468 --> 00:34:39,807
Želi ubiti OG-ove.
800
00:34:39,942 --> 00:34:41,073
To je bio fleks.
801
00:34:41,209 --> 00:34:42,545
Da, to zvuči bolje.
802
00:34:42,680 --> 00:34:43,705
Ajme, zajebi ovo!
803
00:34:43,841 --> 00:34:46,979
I jebi se, majko!
804
00:34:47,114 --> 00:34:48,346
Tvojoj majci?
805
00:34:48,481 --> 00:34:52,082
hej Ne budi tako bez poštovanja!
806
00:34:52,217 --> 00:34:53,754
I zovi me mama!
807
00:34:53,889 --> 00:34:54,924
Ili mamica.
808
00:34:55,126 --> 00:34:57,556
Ili što god je udobnije.
809
00:34:58,823 --> 00:35:00,257
Sve jedinice, imajte na umu:
810
00:35:00,392 --> 00:35:01,962
Osumnjičenik je još uvijek na slobodi.
811
00:35:02,097 --> 00:35:03,428
Crni ogrtač, bijela maska...
812
00:35:03,563 --> 00:35:05,160
veliki nož.
813
00:35:17,711 --> 00:35:20,848
-Razgovaraj sa mnom.
-Zdravo, šerife.
814
00:35:20,983 --> 00:35:22,150
Agent Underwood?
815
00:35:22,353 --> 00:35:23,745
Dat ću vam jedan savjet.
816
00:35:23,881 --> 00:35:26,384
Što ti je najdraže
strašni film?
817
00:35:26,520 --> 00:35:28,390
Pa, ja ću ići
s Saltburn.
818
00:35:28,525 --> 00:35:31,153
Mislim, član na tome
Englez je bio zastrašujući.
819
00:35:31,355 --> 00:35:34,895
Smeće Kena Jeonga u Mamurluku
bio puno bolji prikaz
820
00:35:35,030 --> 00:35:36,526
muške anatomije.
821
00:35:36,661 --> 00:35:38,234
Što sad hoćeš, jebote?
822
00:35:38,369 --> 00:35:40,079
Pa,
Zovem samo da ti kažem
823
00:35:40,103 --> 00:35:41,567
da dok dođeš kući,
824
00:35:41,702 --> 00:35:44,433
Isjeći ću tvoju djevojčicu!
825
00:35:44,568 --> 00:35:47,742
Hej, seronjo, ona je dječak!
826
00:35:56,885 --> 00:35:57,885
Jess!
827
00:36:12,971 --> 00:36:14,666
Tražite ovo?
828
00:36:15,773 --> 00:36:17,304
Dopusti da ti pomognem.
829
00:36:17,440 --> 00:36:21,871
Imam tvoj dječji kurac.
Namiguši, namiguši, namiguši.
830
00:36:30,650 --> 00:36:32,822
U redu.
Idemo.
831
00:36:32,958 --> 00:36:34,356
Što želiš, jebote?
832
00:36:34,491 --> 00:36:38,054
Pa,
kao otac, kao, uh, sin?
833
00:36:38,190 --> 00:36:39,593
Uh...
834
00:36:39,795 --> 00:36:41,342
Razumijem da ste kod kuće
sam.
835
00:36:41,366 --> 00:36:44,430
Pa, tata je vani, ali
bazen tip, vrtlar
836
00:36:44,565 --> 00:36:47,465
i vodoinstalater
svi su ovdje, seronjo.
837
00:36:47,601 --> 00:36:49,536
Pogledajte kroz prozor.
838
00:36:52,406 --> 00:36:53,772
LED!
839
00:36:53,974 --> 00:36:56,674
Ne! Ali oni su okosnica
američke radne snage!
840
00:36:56,810 --> 00:36:59,314
A ja sam previše bijela
raditi te poslove.
841
00:36:59,450 --> 00:37:01,147
Pređimo na stvar.
842
00:37:01,349 --> 00:37:03,253
Postavit ću ti jedno pitanje.
843
00:37:03,388 --> 00:37:06,189
Ako točno odgovorite,
živiš.
844
00:37:06,391 --> 00:37:09,720
Tko je bio ubojica
u horor filmu?
845
00:37:09,856 --> 00:37:13,161
Oh, to je lako.
Bio je to Bobby, a zatim Gay Ray,
846
00:37:13,364 --> 00:37:15,229
tip koji je bio
skroz zaljubljen u frajere,
847
00:37:15,364 --> 00:37:16,603
iako je
tvrdio je da nije.
848
00:37:16,627 --> 00:37:18,768
Klasična homofobija 2000-ih.
849
00:37:18,903 --> 00:37:19,995
Ali imam te, kučko.
850
00:37:20,197 --> 00:37:23,106
Pogrešno! Zaboravio si
Specijalni časnik Doofy.
851
00:37:23,242 --> 00:37:26,408
Sada umireš.
852
00:37:33,784 --> 00:37:35,279
Bumbaklot!
853
00:37:36,917 --> 00:37:38,598
Trebao bi
vjerojatno odgovoriti na to.
854
00:37:38,622 --> 00:37:42,224
Mogu te doslovno vidjeti
pokušava ukrasti moj paket.
855
00:37:42,360 --> 00:37:44,989
Oh, sranje!
856
00:37:46,260 --> 00:37:47,764
Ah, to je bilo lako.
857
00:37:50,335 --> 00:37:52,231
Uh, netko
naručiti odreske?
858
00:37:52,367 --> 00:37:54,298
To je GoPuff.
Hmm.
859
00:37:55,934 --> 00:37:58,108
-Čekaj sekundu.
-Oprezno.
860
00:37:58,243 --> 00:38:00,275
Ne biste željeli
pustiti ubojicu.
861
00:38:00,411 --> 00:38:05,282
Upravo ćete se identificirati
kao mrtav.
862
00:38:07,884 --> 00:38:08,952
ti...
863
00:38:09,154 --> 00:38:11,720
ubosti kao...
djevojka.
864
00:38:18,957 --> 00:38:21,529
Hajde curo,
udari taj Ghostface Shuffle.
865
00:38:21,731 --> 00:38:23,960
Probajte Ghostface Killah
Paket zbirke.
866
00:38:24,095 --> 00:38:26,597
Ovo je Keke West
za OnlyFans Rapid News.
867
00:38:26,733 --> 00:38:28,401
"Brze vijesti".
Mislite na "Vapid News".
868
00:38:28,603 --> 00:38:30,438
Nemaš ni snimatelja!
869
00:38:30,574 --> 00:38:32,375
Moja oprema!
870
00:38:33,371 --> 00:38:34,839
Oprostite.
871
00:38:36,342 --> 00:38:37,614
Bože. ti si...
872
00:38:37,749 --> 00:38:38,947
Da, da.
873
00:38:39,083 --> 00:38:40,383
Trostruka nominacija za Emmyja
874
00:38:40,585 --> 00:38:42,946
za izvanredna postignuća
u senzacionalnom izvješćivanju.
875
00:38:43,081 --> 00:38:45,187
Htjela sam reći
dama iz Prijatelja,
876
00:38:45,323 --> 00:38:47,486
ali kraće i s manje botoksa.
877
00:38:47,622 --> 00:38:48,996
Oh. Je li to
što si bio
878
00:38:49,020 --> 00:38:50,456
"reći ću"?
Da.
879
00:38:50,591 --> 00:38:51,911
Ti ozbiljno ne znaš
tko sam ja
880
00:38:51,991 --> 00:38:54,696
- Djevojčice, ja sam Gail...
-Gail proguta slinu!
881
00:38:54,831 --> 00:38:55,831
hej
882
00:38:55,934 --> 00:38:56,934
Tuča. Gail...
883
00:38:56,995 --> 00:38:59,264
Makni mi se s puta!
Oh.
884
00:39:03,537 --> 00:39:06,976
Doofus.
Hej, Gail.
885
00:39:07,112 --> 00:39:09,040
Vau. Nisi ostario ni dana.
886
00:39:09,176 --> 00:39:12,478
Ostario si kao milijun
dana. To je toliko. Pet...
887
00:39:12,613 --> 00:39:14,009
Vaši prsti
miris poput genitalija.
888
00:39:14,145 --> 00:39:16,113
sta radis
u toj smiješnoj uniformi?
889
00:39:16,315 --> 00:39:20,151
Uh, vratila sam se na slučaj.
Da, uhitit ću Ghostfacea.
890
00:39:20,353 --> 00:39:21,422
Pa, um,
891
00:39:21,557 --> 00:39:24,026
reci mi,
Službenik za posebne potrebe Doofy...
892
00:39:24,162 --> 00:39:25,689
Hm.
893
00:39:25,891 --> 00:39:27,155
Vau.
Ima li osumnjičenih
894
00:39:27,291 --> 00:39:30,230
u ovom tragičnom ipak potpuno
predvidljiv incident?
895
00:39:30,366 --> 00:39:31,698
Ne smijem reći.
896
00:39:31,867 --> 00:39:34,167
Ne, ne, u redu, ne.
Da, možete. Da, možete.
897
00:39:34,302 --> 00:39:35,798
Ne... Da...
898
00:39:35,933 --> 00:39:37,173
Možete mi reći.
899
00:39:37,375 --> 00:39:38,483
Hm, ah, o, moj Bože.
900
00:39:38,507 --> 00:39:39,840
Koji kurac
901
00:39:39,975 --> 00:39:41,037
hej
902
00:39:41,239 --> 00:39:43,144
Sjeti se kada
pušio si
903
00:39:43,280 --> 00:39:44,876
za osjetljive podatke?
904
00:39:45,078 --> 00:39:48,817
Ne pusim vise,
dobro? Ne od MeToo.
905
00:39:49,019 --> 00:39:50,019
U redu. oprosti
906
00:39:50,181 --> 00:39:52,555
drkim sad,
ali bolje da je priča dobra.
907
00:39:52,691 --> 00:39:56,558
Dobro, drkat ću.
Učinimo to. Učinimo to.
908
00:40:07,201 --> 00:40:08,504
što...
909
00:40:15,877 --> 00:40:18,675
Uhvatit ću te.
Ujak Ray-Ray će te uhvatiti!
910
00:40:18,811 --> 00:40:20,444
Zraka?
Imaš moju odjeću,
911
00:40:20,579 --> 00:40:22,012
ti malo stvorenje.
912
00:40:25,223 --> 00:40:27,589
Možda trava ne bi trebala biti legalna.
913
00:40:30,094 --> 00:40:31,791
Jebote, da, trebalo bi!
914
00:40:41,601 --> 00:40:43,405
Pozdrav, Shorty.
915
00:40:43,541 --> 00:40:46,969
Ti znaš
da je pušenje loše za vas.
916
00:40:47,105 --> 00:40:48,737
zapravo,
trava nije loša za tebe.
917
00:40:48,873 --> 00:40:52,111
Imate vitamine T, C i H,
918
00:40:52,247 --> 00:40:53,876
C, B i D.
919
00:40:54,012 --> 00:40:55,677
Što je bilo, Shorty?
920
00:40:55,880 --> 00:40:58,587
Izgledaš malo nervozno.
921
00:40:58,723 --> 00:41:02,288
Možda zato što postoji
maskirani serijski ubojica
922
00:41:02,423 --> 00:41:03,590
ispijajući čaj u mojoj radnoj sobi.
923
00:41:03,726 --> 00:41:05,457
Shorty, ti si moj crnja.
924
00:41:05,593 --> 00:41:08,259
Mislim, prijatelju. Molim vas, sjednite.
925
00:41:08,461 --> 00:41:10,362
U redu.
926
00:41:12,767 --> 00:41:14,501
Želite li prestati pušiti?
927
00:41:14,637 --> 00:41:16,704
Pa, da budem iskren,
Pokušao sam prestati.
928
00:41:16,839 --> 00:41:20,709
Ali moja majka je rekla,
"Ne odgajam osobe koje odustaju."
929
00:41:21,178 --> 00:41:22,345
Pa sam prestao.
930
00:41:22,481 --> 00:41:24,514
Mogli bismo pokušati s hipnozom.
931
00:41:24,649 --> 00:41:26,480
Brate, baš me briga
koliko džepnih satova
932
00:41:26,616 --> 00:41:28,449
pokušaš i mahneš
pred mojim licem,
933
00:41:28,585 --> 00:41:30,014
neće uspjeti, sine.
934
00:41:30,149 --> 00:41:32,850
- Ne možeš me magmetizirati.
-Spavati.
935
00:41:36,125 --> 00:41:38,059
Kratki.
936
00:41:38,261 --> 00:41:40,061
Hmm?
937
00:41:40,196 --> 00:41:41,363
sta ima
938
00:41:41,499 --> 00:41:44,000
Pričaj mi o svojoj majci.
939
00:41:45,432 --> 00:41:46,567
Prokletstvo, crnjo.
940
00:41:46,703 --> 00:41:48,434
Počnimo
s nečim laganim, poput:
941
00:41:48,570 --> 00:41:50,534
"Ližeš li dupe, da ili ne?"
942
00:41:50,669 --> 00:41:52,267
Odgovor je da.
943
00:41:52,469 --> 00:41:55,306
Pa što
dogodilo s njom, Shorty?
944
00:41:58,182 --> 00:42:00,115
Dolazila je kući.
945
00:42:00,784 --> 00:42:03,117
Auto joj je bio parkiran
uz rub ceste.
946
00:42:03,253 --> 00:42:05,252
Netko je bio u njemu.
947
00:42:05,788 --> 00:42:07,150
I nešto se loše događalo.
948
00:42:11,727 --> 00:42:13,456
Zašto nikoga nisi nazvao?
949
00:42:13,592 --> 00:42:14,426
Nisam mogla.
950
00:42:14,561 --> 00:42:15,791
Imao sam naloge.
951
00:42:15,927 --> 00:42:17,529
Imao si 11 godina.
952
00:42:17,665 --> 00:42:19,866
Počeo sam mlad, crnjo.
953
00:42:20,665 --> 00:42:21,903
Oh.
954
00:42:22,272 --> 00:42:24,233
Što vidite?
955
00:42:25,536 --> 00:42:26,636
ja...
956
00:42:28,679 --> 00:42:32,010
Vidim veliku eksploziju vode.
957
00:42:33,277 --> 00:42:35,585
Bilo je to kao crijevo za građanska prava.
958
00:42:39,283 --> 00:42:41,987
Policija je rekla
radilo se o ubojstvu/samoubojstvu.
959
00:42:42,787 --> 00:42:44,221
Ona je ubila tog čovjeka.
960
00:42:44,357 --> 00:42:48,664
Kad su otvorili vrata auta,
njegovo mlitavo tijelo samo je skliznulo.
961
00:42:51,295 --> 00:42:54,337
Kao zeleni crnja
uOblik vode.
962
00:42:54,472 --> 00:42:55,966
Jednostavno to nisam želio
biti pravi.
963
00:42:56,102 --> 00:42:58,806
Što ne želiš da bude stvarno?
964
00:42:59,509 --> 00:43:01,443
Da je moja majka bila špricarka!
965
00:43:01,578 --> 00:43:03,776
U redu! Bila je špricarka.
966
00:43:03,912 --> 00:43:06,110
Svi katovi
u njezinoj spavaćoj sobi bila iskrivljena.
967
00:43:06,245 --> 00:43:09,613
-Ne mogu se pomaknuti.
- Ti si paraliziran.
968
00:43:09,749 --> 00:43:11,279
sad...
969
00:43:11,415 --> 00:43:13,718
utonuti u stolicu.
Čekaj, ne.
970
00:43:13,854 --> 00:43:15,190
-Čekati.
-Sudopera!
971
00:43:21,065 --> 00:43:23,864
crnjo!
972
00:43:31,501 --> 00:43:37,513
Ja sam u K-rupi, sine!
973
00:43:37,648 --> 00:43:42,151
Ne, ti si u K-pop rupi.
974
00:43:54,627 --> 00:43:56,864
O, sranje, sine!
975
00:44:02,636 --> 00:44:03,970
Crnjo, otupio sam.
976
00:44:07,512 --> 00:44:09,745
To je ono što rade u haubi.
977
00:44:18,487 --> 00:44:20,250
Luke Skywalker!
978
00:44:35,065 --> 00:44:37,003
♪ Ohh ♪
979
00:44:47,584 --> 00:44:49,415
To je dobro sranje, sine.
980
00:44:50,981 --> 00:44:52,519
Taj san je bio divlji.
981
00:44:52,655 --> 00:44:54,685
Mora da sam bio napušen Elonom Muskom.
982
00:45:08,900 --> 00:45:10,366
Utorak?
983
00:45:10,769 --> 00:45:12,269
Utorak?
984
00:45:15,311 --> 00:45:16,779
Bobby?
985
00:45:18,646 --> 00:45:20,816
Bobby, što do...?
986
00:45:21,714 --> 00:45:23,516
Ona će umrijeti.
987
00:45:23,718 --> 00:45:24,946
Naša kći Sara?
988
00:45:25,081 --> 00:45:26,382
Vjerojatno si u pravu.
989
00:45:26,584 --> 00:45:29,290
Čvrsta je, ali da je vidimo
ubosti se u utrobu.
990
00:45:29,425 --> 00:45:30,657
ja ću umrijeti
991
00:45:30,792 --> 00:45:32,827
Bobby, ti si već mrtav.
992
00:45:32,962 --> 00:45:34,489
Ova halucinacija
je manifestacija
993
00:45:34,691 --> 00:45:36,865
svojom krivnjom
jer sam bila grozna mama.
994
00:45:37,000 --> 00:45:39,934
Ili bi to mogli biti gljive
Upravo sam pukla.
995
00:45:40,701 --> 00:45:41,898
Ti ćeš umrijeti.
996
00:45:42,034 --> 00:45:45,401
Kučko, nećeš me ubiti.
997
00:45:50,810 --> 00:45:52,610
Ti ćeš umrijeti.
998
00:45:52,745 --> 00:45:54,976
Prestani se smijati!
999
00:45:55,111 --> 00:45:57,650
ne mogu Botoks.
1000
00:45:57,785 --> 00:45:59,018
hej
Oh.
1001
00:45:59,320 --> 00:46:02,354
Ovo je mentalni odjel.
Ovdje se svi smiješe.
1002
00:46:02,490 --> 00:46:03,584
Što?
1003
00:46:03,953 --> 00:46:05,860
Kako... Hm...
1004
00:46:05,996 --> 00:46:08,056
Možete li me uputiti
u smjeru JIL-a?
1005
00:46:08,192 --> 00:46:09,794
Je li tako ili onako?
1006
00:46:09,930 --> 00:46:11,294
Uh, vrijeme za posjete je završilo.
1007
00:46:11,429 --> 00:46:13,928
Oh, da, naravno.
1008
00:46:14,597 --> 00:46:16,277
Mreža želi da pojasnim
1009
00:46:16,468 --> 00:46:18,741
tog crnog petka
nema nikakve veze s rasom.
1010
00:46:18,877 --> 00:46:20,905
Pa, samo reci to
mojoj crnoj prijateljici Beniti
1011
00:46:21,040 --> 00:46:22,339
tko vjerojatno nekoga prati
1012
00:46:22,508 --> 00:46:24,544
preko glave
u Target dok govorimo!
1013
00:46:24,679 --> 00:46:25,947
Je li tako, Benita?
1014
00:46:41,299 --> 00:46:42,662
Shamone!
1015
00:46:42,798 --> 00:46:44,433
Čovječe, ti nisi Michael.
1016
00:46:44,569 --> 00:46:46,195
Michael je dobio taj Jheri uvojak.
1017
00:46:46,330 --> 00:46:48,102
Što je to, sine?
Je li to šelak?
1018
00:46:48,238 --> 00:46:51,201
Vidite, ljudi misle da je to šelak,
ali zapravo je Sharpie.
1019
00:46:51,337 --> 00:46:52,909
Dječače, tvoja kosa
izgleda kao fondue.
1020
00:46:53,144 --> 00:46:55,117
Samo želim umočiti malo voća
i marshmallows u njemu.
1021
00:46:55,141 --> 00:46:57,142
Idi i umoči.
Indoo-dy.
1022
00:46:57,278 --> 00:46:59,513
Michael ima majmuna.
Imam ljamu.
1023
00:46:59,649 --> 00:47:01,513
I zna beatboxati.
1024
00:47:04,388 --> 00:47:05,481
To je Suds.
1025
00:47:05,616 --> 00:47:09,521
Da, smrdi.
Ali kad pljune, to su rešetke.
1026
00:47:11,428 --> 00:47:12,294
Hajde sad.
1027
00:47:12,429 --> 00:47:13,555
Jebi se Michael!
1028
00:47:13,691 --> 00:47:16,199
Ne znaš plesati, dečko.
Vježbao sam.
1029
00:47:16,334 --> 00:47:17,862
Oh! Vau!
1030
00:47:17,998 --> 00:47:19,399
Isuse.
1031
00:47:20,737 --> 00:47:21,899
Da!
1032
00:47:22,035 --> 00:47:23,604
Bong! jao
1033
00:47:23,740 --> 00:47:26,702
Mogu hodati po mjesecu.
oh, oh.
1034
00:47:26,837 --> 00:47:27,837
ooh
1035
00:47:27,876 --> 00:47:29,712
Gdje ide ovaj crnja?
1036
00:47:31,811 --> 00:47:32,612
jao
1037
00:47:32,747 --> 00:47:34,714
Vau!
1038
00:47:34,849 --> 00:47:36,485
"Jermaine".
1039
00:47:38,252 --> 00:47:42,188
Dolazi 1. lipnja, samo na Tubi.
1040
00:47:44,094 --> 00:47:46,121
Krijumčarim to sranje.
1041
00:47:48,728 --> 00:47:50,064
Zdravo?
1042
00:47:51,060 --> 00:47:52,231
Zajebi ovo.
1043
00:47:57,169 --> 00:47:59,304
Svi ćete mi nedostajati.
1044
00:48:04,580 --> 00:48:05,773
Oh, dovraga ne!
1045
00:48:05,975 --> 00:48:08,610
Misli Crni, nemoj umrijeti.
Misli Crni, nemoj umrijeti.
1046
00:48:18,629 --> 00:48:19,693
Oh!
1047
00:48:19,829 --> 00:48:21,797
Prokletstvo!
Utičnica?
1048
00:48:21,933 --> 00:48:23,763
Je li ti Sara rekla da dođeš?
Hm...
1049
00:48:23,898 --> 00:48:26,397
Da! Zato sam ovdje.
1050
00:48:26,532 --> 00:48:29,805
Ne da te ubijem
ili bilo što slično.
1051
00:48:29,941 --> 00:48:32,133
Zašto onda nosiš rukavice?
1052
00:48:32,268 --> 00:48:33,869
Vjeruješ li da...
1053
00:48:34,071 --> 00:48:37,709
razmišljam o dotjerivanju
kao O.J. Simpson za Noć vještica?
1054
00:48:37,844 --> 00:48:39,476
Ali one odgovaraju.
1055
00:48:40,077 --> 00:48:41,279
Paziti!
1056
00:48:41,414 --> 00:48:43,551
Nije cool, brate,
skoro si udario u venu.
1057
00:48:43,686 --> 00:48:45,112
Mislim...
pomoć!
1058
00:48:49,090 --> 00:48:51,187
Oh, da!
1059
00:48:54,398 --> 00:48:55,398
Oh...
1060
00:48:59,368 --> 00:49:04,006
Vau.
Rasjeckat ću te kao svinju!
1061
00:49:08,277 --> 00:49:10,074
ja ću...
1062
00:49:10,210 --> 00:49:12,177
ja ću...
1063
00:49:12,379 --> 00:49:13,977
Kakva glupa rečenica.
1064
00:49:16,083 --> 00:49:17,349
To je tako istinito!
1065
00:49:17,484 --> 00:49:20,588
Što ćeš učiniti?
Pretvoriti me u slaninu?
1066
00:49:25,094 --> 00:49:26,368
Moram pronaći bolje pisce.
1067
00:49:26,392 --> 00:49:28,723
jako se smijem,
bole me rebra.
1068
00:49:28,858 --> 00:49:32,600
Pričekajte dok
Zabijam svoj nož u njih!
1069
00:49:39,273 --> 00:49:41,575
Ovdje plačem.
1070
00:49:41,710 --> 00:49:42,979
Moram ići
1071
00:49:43,314 --> 00:49:45,123
prije nego što me stvarno ubiješ.
Evo dolazim.
1072
00:49:45,147 --> 00:49:47,811
o Bože
Prvo bih mogao umrijeti od smijeha!
1073
00:49:49,449 --> 00:49:53,055
Oh. Oh, sranje.
Stvarno će me ubiti.
1074
00:50:14,174 --> 00:50:16,639
Želim ono na čemu su oni.
1075
00:50:18,579 --> 00:50:21,449
Pretvorit ću te
u slaninu, malo prase.
1076
00:50:27,822 --> 00:50:29,285
Ne, ne.
1077
00:50:29,420 --> 00:50:31,489
br.
1078
00:50:33,295 --> 00:50:34,897
žao mi je Oprostite.
Oprostite.
1079
00:50:35,032 --> 00:50:36,152
Tako mi je žao.
S puta nam se!
1080
00:50:36,264 --> 00:50:38,630
Korak u stranu.
Službeni policijski posao.
1081
00:50:38,766 --> 00:50:39,766
Doofy!
1082
00:50:40,038 --> 00:50:42,502
Volim to raditi.
1083
00:50:42,637 --> 00:50:43,637
ooh!
1084
00:50:44,170 --> 00:50:46,240
Nasmiješi se, kurvin sine.
1085
00:50:46,376 --> 00:50:49,710
Što dovraga...?
Moja psiho majka je rekla
1086
00:50:49,845 --> 00:50:52,081
uvijek drži remen.
1087
00:50:53,245 --> 00:50:54,411
Ići! Ići!
U redu.
1088
00:50:54,547 --> 00:50:55,947
Idem po
tvoj ljubavni interes.
1089
00:50:55,978 --> 00:50:57,785
Dobit ću tvoj ljubavni interes.
1090
00:50:57,921 --> 00:51:00,953
Joj, bol, agonija.
1091
00:51:01,089 --> 00:51:03,091
Sara, ako ne uspijem...
1092
00:51:03,226 --> 00:51:05,456
Ozbiljno, utorak,
prestani pokušavati osvojiti Oscara.
1093
00:51:05,591 --> 00:51:08,029
To je horor film,
to se nikada neće dogoditi.
1094
00:51:08,165 --> 00:51:10,533
Samo pitajte Demi Moore.
1095
00:51:10,668 --> 00:51:12,894
Ne! Ne!
1096
00:51:13,029 --> 00:51:14,898
Imam ga. Imam Jacka.
1097
00:51:17,141 --> 00:51:19,172
Doofy! Koji kurac?
1098
00:51:19,374 --> 00:51:21,506
Jebote?
Ne mogu si pomoći.
1099
00:51:23,607 --> 00:51:26,282
Sad smo samo ti i ja,
Duhovit.
1100
00:51:26,417 --> 00:51:28,213
Hm.
1101
00:51:28,348 --> 00:51:30,283
Moraš ih upucati
u glavi.
1102
00:51:30,418 --> 00:51:32,418
Pucaj im u glavu.
1103
00:51:34,387 --> 00:51:37,291
Uf. jao
1104
00:51:40,063 --> 00:51:42,162
Umrijeti!
1105
00:51:42,297 --> 00:51:44,124
Umri, ti mali glupani.
1106
00:51:44,260 --> 00:51:45,598
miris...
1107
00:51:45,734 --> 00:51:46,828
moj...
1108
00:51:47,605 --> 00:51:48,797
prst.
1109
00:51:49,333 --> 00:51:50,365
O Bože!
1110
00:51:50,501 --> 00:51:53,068
Koji je to kurac bio? Uf.
1111
00:51:53,204 --> 00:51:54,943
Moje dupe.
1112
00:51:55,145 --> 00:51:57,077
Jebi se! Pauza.
1113
00:51:59,382 --> 00:52:00,855
o Bože
to je... to je moje dupe.
1114
00:52:00,879 --> 00:52:03,815
-O, Bože.
-Posljednje riječi?
1115
00:52:03,951 --> 00:52:05,719
Kakim se.
1116
00:52:10,426 --> 00:52:13,089
Oh, dovraga ne.
Neću čistiti to sranje!
1117
00:52:13,291 --> 00:52:14,559
Na pauzi sam.
1118
00:52:14,828 --> 00:52:18,296
Hajde, ja to radim
ubijanje, a ne čišćenje. Uf.
1119
00:52:18,431 --> 00:52:20,398
što kažeš
Nema veze.
1120
00:52:20,533 --> 00:52:22,099
Yo, što ima, čavrljaj?
1121
00:52:22,234 --> 00:52:23,534
Ovo je tvoj dječak Shorty.
1122
00:52:23,669 --> 00:52:25,385
tako je,
to je još jedan Halloween-a-thon.
1123
00:52:25,409 --> 00:52:28,337
I još je jedan dan
da sam dobio ludi novac
1124
00:52:28,539 --> 00:52:30,572
jer ne rade apsolutno ništa
1125
00:52:30,708 --> 00:52:32,445
dok vi glupi drkadžije
gledati.
1126
00:52:32,580 --> 00:52:34,910
I nazivaju me glupim!
1127
00:52:35,045 --> 00:52:38,347
Želim dati glatku
pozdrav mom sponzoru:
1128
00:52:38,549 --> 00:52:40,855
Angry Orchard Hard Cider.
1129
00:52:42,289 --> 00:52:44,886
Dobili su ljute jabuke, sine.
1130
00:52:47,860 --> 00:52:50,626
Stvorili smo slogan!
Ja sam marketinški genij!
1131
00:52:50,762 --> 00:52:52,866
u redu Ne bi bilo
Halloween-a-thon
1132
00:52:53,001 --> 00:52:54,168
bez doping gosta.
1133
00:52:54,337 --> 00:52:55,442
On je legenda
u igri strujanja.
1134
00:52:55,466 --> 00:52:58,371
Odustani za Kai Cenat!
1135
00:52:58,507 --> 00:53:00,976
Srušit ćemo internet!
1136
00:53:01,112 --> 00:53:03,074
hej hej hej hej hej
1137
00:53:03,209 --> 00:53:04,812
hej hej hej hej
1138
00:53:07,147 --> 00:53:08,147
Uozbiljimo se.
1139
00:53:08,282 --> 00:53:10,151
Što vas dovodi na chat?
1140
00:53:10,287 --> 00:53:11,887
Obećao si
Htio sam biti u filmu.
1141
00:53:11,916 --> 00:53:14,620
Zvala sam te.
Ti si me duh.
1142
00:53:14,755 --> 00:53:17,353
Brate, mislio sam da je to jedan
mojih ludih beba mama.
1143
00:53:17,489 --> 00:53:19,192
To je... To je moja greška.
1144
00:53:19,327 --> 00:53:21,357
A kad smo kod duhova...
1145
00:53:21,493 --> 00:53:23,293
Netko želi razgovarati s tobom.
1146
00:53:23,429 --> 00:53:24,727
Zdravo?
1147
00:53:24,863 --> 00:53:26,900
Što ti je najdraže
strašni film?
1148
00:53:28,698 --> 00:53:30,466
jok
Oh!
1149
00:53:30,601 --> 00:53:33,774
Joj, joj, joj!
Ah!
1150
00:53:39,743 --> 00:53:41,716
Razbijamo internet, sine!
1151
00:53:41,852 --> 00:53:42,710
Što ima, čovječe?
1152
00:53:42,846 --> 00:53:44,286
Imate Angry Orchard
1153
00:53:44,454 --> 00:53:45,560
Jabukovača u kući?
Prokleto si u pravu.
1154
00:53:45,584 --> 00:53:47,281
Dobili su ljute jabuke.
1155
00:53:47,483 --> 00:53:48,986
Oh!
1156
00:53:49,122 --> 00:53:50,152
Što je bilo?
1157
00:53:50,354 --> 00:53:51,827
Što je bilo?
1158
00:53:54,758 --> 00:53:56,460
Upravo ćemo to učiniti
moja omiljena stvar:
1159
00:53:56,663 --> 00:54:00,297
Zavrti... kotač!
1160
00:54:00,433 --> 00:54:02,337
Ekstremna igra s rezancima!
1161
00:54:02,539 --> 00:54:04,139
Vratit ćemo se tamo
s ovim rezancima
1162
00:54:04,270 --> 00:54:05,270
i udarit ćemo
1163
00:54:05,473 --> 00:54:06,553
odjebi ti!
1164
00:54:06,672 --> 00:54:07,914
Onda moraš pogoditi tko je to učinio.
1165
00:54:07,938 --> 00:54:08,809
To čak nema smisla.
1166
00:54:09,905 --> 00:54:11,105
Ovo je glupa igra.
1167
00:54:12,381 --> 00:54:13,713
Oh!
1168
00:54:13,849 --> 00:54:14,880
uh...
1169
00:54:15,382 --> 00:54:16,382
Kai. Kai.
Čovječe, što?
1170
00:54:16,449 --> 00:54:17,181
Da.
1171
00:54:23,524 --> 00:54:25,794
Čekaj... Ne, ne, ne...
1172
00:54:27,794 --> 00:54:32,163
Upravo si ubio Kai Cenat.
Na chatu.
1173
00:54:33,532 --> 00:54:35,132
Stvaramo povijest, sine!
1174
00:54:36,371 --> 00:54:37,768
Novac, novac, novac!
1175
00:54:57,025 --> 00:54:58,657
Oh, hvala Bogu.
1176
00:55:02,729 --> 00:55:04,658
Bilo je krajnje vrijeme
stigli ste!
1177
00:55:04,794 --> 00:55:07,063
Sada ćeš ga dobiti.
1178
00:55:07,533 --> 00:55:08,869
Uf!
1179
00:55:09,999 --> 00:55:11,439
Budi miran!
1180
00:55:11,708 --> 00:55:13,353
Dakle, to je naš osumnjičenik.
1181
00:55:13,377 --> 00:55:15,741
Naziva se "Stenografija".
Hmm.
1182
00:55:15,877 --> 00:55:20,277
Bio je majstor u jednoj kući
na glasu kao ukleta 2001.
1183
00:55:20,946 --> 00:55:22,577
Ima li što
ne govoriš mi?
1184
00:55:22,713 --> 00:55:24,513
Da te tvoja žena mrzi,
1185
00:55:24,716 --> 00:55:26,288
vjerujete da je Zemlja ravna
1186
00:55:26,423 --> 00:55:28,117
a glasali ste za Trumpa
tri puta.
1187
00:55:28,253 --> 00:55:31,054
Što, trebao sam
glasati za ženu?
1188
00:55:31,189 --> 00:55:32,326
ha?
1189
00:55:32,595 --> 00:55:35,692
Vjerujem stenografiji
je notorni Ghostface.
1190
00:55:37,495 --> 00:55:39,497
Što rade ta usta?
1191
00:55:39,633 --> 00:55:40,963
Prestanite se opirati!
1192
00:55:41,099 --> 00:55:43,399
Izgledao je prilično nejasno.
1193
00:55:47,072 --> 00:55:48,806
Imaju pogrešnog tipa.
1194
00:55:48,941 --> 00:55:50,772
I ti to znaš
jer si vidovita?
1195
00:55:50,907 --> 00:55:53,448
Ne, tako kaže
na tjeralici.
1196
00:55:55,452 --> 00:55:56,732
ne znam
1197
00:55:56,816 --> 00:55:59,151
Taj tip je crnac.
Ne, on je nekako...
1198
00:55:59,353 --> 00:56:00,554
ne taj Crni.
1199
00:56:00,756 --> 00:56:02,436
Kao gravy brown.
1200
00:56:02,489 --> 00:56:03,989
Uf!
1201
00:56:04,125 --> 00:56:05,427
Uhvatite ga!
1202
00:56:05,696 --> 00:56:07,434
Udari ga svojom snažnom rukom!
1203
00:56:07,458 --> 00:56:08,693
Boom!
1204
00:56:08,895 --> 00:56:12,128
Svejedno ga uhapsite.
Vjerojatno je nešto učinio, zar ne?
1205
00:56:12,598 --> 00:56:14,568
Isključite svoje tjelesne kamere!
1206
00:56:26,575 --> 00:56:28,076
Nedostaješ mi.
1207
00:56:30,514 --> 00:56:32,249
Papa je ovdje.
1208
00:56:32,384 --> 00:56:33,922
Tupac je ovdje.
1209
00:56:34,057 --> 00:56:36,590
I Tekashi69 je ovdje.
1210
00:56:37,425 --> 00:56:39,928
Čekati. Tekashi69 nije mrtav.
1211
00:56:40,063 --> 00:56:43,124
Ne, ali njegova karijera jest.
1212
00:56:43,900 --> 00:56:45,467
istina to.
1213
00:56:45,603 --> 00:56:48,870
Ne mogu dopustiti ove
odlaze reperi stare škole, ha?
1214
00:56:49,539 --> 00:56:52,273
Djeca danas stavljaju "lil"
ispred njihovog imena
1215
00:56:52,408 --> 00:56:54,209
i misle da imaju mali talent.
1216
00:56:54,411 --> 00:56:56,308
Trebao bi dati
Lil Nas X puca.
1217
00:56:56,444 --> 00:56:58,308
Čovjek stvarno razgovara sa mnom.
1218
00:56:58,444 --> 00:56:59,674
Taj crnja je težak.
1219
00:56:59,810 --> 00:57:01,250
Zašto si se vratio ovdje, Ray?
1220
00:57:01,385 --> 00:57:02,905
Mislio sam da si gotov
s Woodsvilleom.
1221
00:57:02,946 --> 00:57:04,649
Mislio sam da jesi
sjeverni čovjek.
1222
00:57:04,851 --> 00:57:05,958
Završio sam sa San Franciscom.
1223
00:57:05,982 --> 00:57:09,023
Je li San Francisco
s tobom?
1224
00:57:09,159 --> 00:57:10,255
Što me pitaš?
1225
00:57:10,458 --> 00:57:12,121
Imaš li ponosa, Ray?
1226
00:57:12,256 --> 00:57:14,823
Mislim da bismo svi trebali
ponosni na to tko smo.
1227
00:57:14,958 --> 00:57:18,399
Volite li
okusiti dugu?
1228
00:57:18,534 --> 00:57:20,799
Skittles su moj omiljeni slatkiš.
1229
00:57:23,271 --> 00:57:24,705
Ray, molio sam za tebe.
1230
00:57:24,874 --> 00:57:27,013
Kako onda ništa od toga
molitve djelovale za našu bebu?
1231
00:57:27,037 --> 00:57:29,973
G. Pickels je imao 18 godina
kad je umro, Ray.
1232
00:57:31,279 --> 00:57:33,310
To je staro za mačku.
1233
00:57:33,445 --> 00:57:34,579
Pakirao se.
1234
00:57:34,714 --> 00:57:36,077
Sada, što želiš od mene, Ray?
1235
00:57:36,212 --> 00:57:41,052
Vratio sam se, Brenda,
jer te volim.
1236
00:57:41,187 --> 00:57:42,788
Zraka!
1237
00:57:55,501 --> 00:57:56,931
Tako je lukav, Ray.
1238
00:57:57,067 --> 00:57:59,739
Ja ću ga nabaviti.
1239
00:57:59,874 --> 00:58:03,578
Imam te! Imam te!
Imaš me, da!
1240
00:58:06,745 --> 00:58:08,647
Oh, da.
Stavi ovo.
1241
00:58:08,783 --> 00:58:11,719
Jesi li siguran, Ray?
Da, djevojko. Nastavi.
1242
00:58:12,455 --> 00:58:14,415
Divlji si, Ray.
Zbog tebe se crvenim.
1243
00:58:14,618 --> 00:58:16,324
Tako seksi.
1244
00:58:16,460 --> 00:58:19,325
Volio bih da imaš bradu.
Hmm?
1245
00:58:19,527 --> 00:58:23,094
Ovdje. Uzmi ovo.
Oh.
1246
00:58:23,230 --> 00:58:24,230
Što?
1247
00:58:24,268 --> 00:58:26,366
Zaokrenuti.
Oh! Naravno.
1248
00:58:26,502 --> 00:58:27,763
Sagnuti se.
Uh-ha.
1249
00:58:27,898 --> 00:58:32,205
Sada baci to.
U redu. U redu.
1250
00:58:32,407 --> 00:58:33,607
Ispao mi je, Ray.
1251
00:58:33,742 --> 00:58:35,142
Da, to je ono
govorim o.
1252
00:58:35,407 --> 00:58:37,846
Čiji je ovo blok stanica?
Ha, Brenda? Zraka! Zraka!
1253
00:58:37,982 --> 00:58:40,375
Niste htjeli podijeliti
tvoji tater tots, crnjo, za ručkom?
1254
00:58:40,577 --> 00:58:42,478
Sada dijelite ovo
plijen, crnjo. Da!
1255
00:58:42,613 --> 00:58:46,652
Nisi u zatvoru
ne više, Ray. Sada si slobodan, Ray.
1256
00:58:46,787 --> 00:58:48,056
Oh, da. tako je.
Da.
1257
00:58:48,191 --> 00:58:49,224
U redu. Sad me shvaćaš.
1258
00:58:49,360 --> 00:58:50,788
Moj red.
Pusti me da ispustim sapun.
1259
00:58:50,924 --> 00:58:53,193
Na tri. Jedan, dva, tri.
Čekati.
1260
00:58:53,328 --> 00:58:54,329
Ups, ispao mi je.
1261
00:58:54,564 --> 00:58:55,992
Da! Da! Crnjo, da!
U redu.
1262
00:58:56,127 --> 00:58:57,626
Ovako?
Da, crnjo. Da, Brenda.
1263
00:58:57,761 --> 00:58:59,295
Još uvijek si otkačen, Ray.
1264
00:58:59,531 --> 00:59:02,133
Spusti glas. Napravi ga
dublje. Još uvijek si otkačen, Ray.
1265
00:59:02,269 --> 00:59:03,269
Da!
1266
00:59:03,507 --> 00:59:05,707
Gospođice Hailstorm, dobrodošli natrag.
1267
00:59:05,843 --> 00:59:08,774
Doc, preklinjem te. ti
mora mi pomoći da izgledam mlađe.
1268
00:59:08,910 --> 00:59:10,654
Ove male kučke
ubijaju me vani.
1269
00:59:10,678 --> 00:59:11,820
Ne nose ništa osim...
1270
00:59:11,844 --> 00:59:13,749
ovitak za kobasice
i prstenasto svjetlo.
1271
00:59:13,951 --> 00:59:18,450
Vjeruj mi s ovim uvelim,
oronulo, od starosti uništeno tijelo,
1272
00:59:18,586 --> 00:59:20,686
i ozdravit ću te.
1273
00:59:20,822 --> 00:59:22,290
Jedan srednjovjekovni
White Lady Special
1274
00:59:22,425 --> 00:59:23,785
dolazi odmah gore.
Hvala.
1275
00:59:23,921 --> 00:59:25,086
Pustit ću brzi video
1276
00:59:25,289 --> 00:59:26,729
na ins and outs
postupka,
1277
00:59:26,862 --> 00:59:29,565
a onda ćemo početi.
1278
00:59:32,397 --> 00:59:35,404
Želite li
nisi bio tako star i opušten?
1279
00:59:35,539 --> 00:59:38,205
Želite li biti mlađi?
Seksi?
1280
00:59:38,341 --> 00:59:39,706
Opet zajebano?
1281
00:59:39,842 --> 00:59:43,277
Jedna jedina injekcija
otključava vaš DNK,
1282
00:59:43,413 --> 00:59:46,408
stvaranje novog, boljeg vas.
1283
00:59:46,810 --> 00:59:49,216
Ovo je The Stuff.
1284
00:59:50,687 --> 00:59:52,720
Doc, to nije to
Gwyneth Paltrow sranje
1285
00:59:52,855 --> 00:59:55,184
to te čini
miriše na njenu vagu, je li?
1286
00:59:59,161 --> 01:00:00,161
sviđa mi se.
1287
01:00:07,799 --> 01:00:09,198
♪ Osjećam... ♪
1288
01:00:09,400 --> 01:00:11,338
♪ Potpuno jebeno novo ♪
1289
01:00:11,473 --> 01:00:12,473
♪ Novo ♪
1290
01:00:12,508 --> 01:00:13,508
♪ Novo ♪
1291
01:00:13,609 --> 01:00:15,303
♪ Potpuno jebeno novo ♪
1292
01:00:16,413 --> 01:00:18,680
Wow, to je puno stvari.
1293
01:00:19,942 --> 01:00:21,443
Oh, maska na maski.
1294
01:00:21,879 --> 01:00:23,819
Sigurnost prije svega, zar ne, doktore?
1295
01:00:25,618 --> 01:00:27,548
Oh, ne!
1296
01:00:28,788 --> 01:00:30,591
Predomišljam se!
1297
01:00:30,793 --> 01:00:33,222
Ja ću voljeti
i prihvatiti sebe takvu kakva jesam.
1298
01:00:36,294 --> 01:00:37,798
♪ Osjećam ♪
1299
01:00:37,933 --> 01:00:39,695
♪ Potpuno jebeno novo ♪
1300
01:01:36,590 --> 01:01:38,488
ups Pogrešan film.
1301
01:01:40,360 --> 01:01:43,993
- Mislio si na to.
-Ali ti si to rekao.
1302
01:01:44,128 --> 01:01:45,933
White Chicks 2, moje dupe.
1303
01:01:46,068 --> 01:01:47,462
♪ Osjećam ♪
1304
01:01:47,664 --> 01:01:49,224
♪ Potpuno jebeno novo ♪
1305
01:01:49,269 --> 01:01:50,375
♪ Novo ♪
1306
01:01:50,399 --> 01:01:53,742
♪ Osjećam se jebeno novo ♪
1307
01:01:54,608 --> 01:01:56,437
Bok, Sara.
1308
01:01:57,479 --> 01:01:58,807
Utorak, ja...
1309
01:01:58,942 --> 01:02:00,843
Pokušao sam te posjetiti.
1310
01:02:00,978 --> 01:02:03,416
Žao mi je zbog svega.
1311
01:02:03,551 --> 01:02:05,180
Pogotovo tvoje ime.
1312
01:02:05,315 --> 01:02:07,921
Bio je Taco utorak.
Bio sam super pijan.
1313
01:02:08,123 --> 01:02:11,793
Ali obećavam ti,
Ubit ću ovog drkadžiju!
1314
01:02:11,995 --> 01:02:13,400
-Dobro je, stvarno, super smo.
- Ja ću...
1315
01:02:13,424 --> 01:02:14,838
Ja ću dovući auto.
Dobro smo.
1316
01:02:14,862 --> 01:02:16,224
Ja ću te odvesti
do auta!
1317
01:02:16,360 --> 01:02:18,864
Ubola sam se.
Nisam gluh, glupane!
1318
01:02:18,999 --> 01:02:21,970
Oduzimam uto
od svega ovoga!
1319
01:02:22,606 --> 01:02:24,104
Oh...
Hajde, Cindy.
1320
01:02:24,640 --> 01:02:26,701
I ja sam pokušao pobjeći, ali...
1321
01:02:26,837 --> 01:02:29,042
slijedi!
1322
01:02:29,177 --> 01:02:31,847
Sada vjerojatno očekujete
uspomena na taj film,
1323
01:02:31,982 --> 01:02:34,310
ali previše je nejasno.
Da, i zaplet je čudan.
1324
01:02:34,445 --> 01:02:36,817
Imaš seks s nekim,
dati im spolno prenosivu bolest
1325
01:02:37,019 --> 01:02:38,379
a onda ih proganja
u obliku
1326
01:02:38,488 --> 01:02:39,353
njihove gole bake.
1327
01:02:39,489 --> 01:02:41,490
To je poput biografskog filma o spolno prenosivoj bolesti.
1328
01:02:41,625 --> 01:02:42,865
Uf, ubojica mi se ruga.
1329
01:02:42,889 --> 01:02:44,457
Zašto nas jednostavno ne ubije?
1330
01:02:44,660 --> 01:02:45,857
Uh, govori za sebe.
1331
01:02:46,059 --> 01:02:47,489
Kao, što čekaš?
1332
01:02:47,691 --> 01:02:51,360
Oh, ne, ne, ne, dušo,
slatkišu. Ovako je.
1333
01:02:52,228 --> 01:02:55,634
Što čekaš, ha?
1334
01:02:55,769 --> 01:02:58,505
sta cekas
1335
01:02:58,640 --> 01:03:01,068
sta cekas
1336
01:03:01,203 --> 01:03:02,908
sta cekas
1337
01:03:03,044 --> 01:03:04,643
Bože, želim
ti nisi bila moja majka!
1338
01:03:04,778 --> 01:03:07,544
sta cekas
1339
01:03:09,046 --> 01:03:10,313
Candyman.
1340
01:03:10,946 --> 01:03:12,381
Candyman.
1341
01:03:12,981 --> 01:03:14,417
Candyman.
1342
01:03:14,619 --> 01:03:18,156
-Jesi li siguran u vezi ovoga?
- Da, nastavi to govoriti.
1343
01:03:18,987 --> 01:03:21,089
Candyman.
1344
01:03:21,224 --> 01:03:23,193
Candyman!
1345
01:03:40,280 --> 01:03:42,244
Pa što ima?
Imaš li taj slatkiš, čovječe?
1346
01:03:42,380 --> 01:03:45,718
-Imam gumene bombone s travom.
-Da.
1347
01:03:45,854 --> 01:03:47,119
-K-orasi.
-Da.
1348
01:03:47,287 --> 01:03:48,966
-Čokoladice od šampinjona.
- Sranje, sine!
1349
01:03:48,990 --> 01:03:50,956
I što ti treba tako dugo
pojaviti se?
1350
01:03:51,092 --> 01:03:53,955
Hajde, Clarence.
Zvala sam te pet puta.
1351
01:03:54,091 --> 01:03:55,390
Crnjo, pojavi se u tri.
1352
01:03:55,525 --> 01:03:57,663
Čak me i ne zoveš
na telefonu.
1353
01:03:57,865 --> 01:03:59,031
Srećom sam prolazio
1354
01:03:59,167 --> 01:04:01,100
i čuo vas sve
kroz rupu u ovom zidu.
1355
01:04:01,235 --> 01:04:03,599
I sredi to sranje.
Začepi guzicu.
1356
01:04:03,802 --> 01:04:06,368
Morate ići proktologu
i neka ti pogledaju kožu.
1357
01:04:06,503 --> 01:04:09,637
Nakon akni
40 godina je divlji posao.
1358
01:04:09,773 --> 01:04:12,047
Izgledam bolje od ovog crnje.
Možda s ove strane.
1359
01:04:12,182 --> 01:04:14,782
Hej, nema vremena za svađe.
Bit ćemo napušeni.
1360
01:04:14,984 --> 01:04:16,982
Zabavljat ćemo se, sine!
1361
01:04:19,217 --> 01:04:21,467
♪ Dolazi vruće Bolje im je
gledajte... ♪ Sretna Noć vještica, svima.
1362
01:04:21,491 --> 01:04:23,034
Pazi na Ghostface. ♪
Ako dođu po moje mjesto... ♪
1363
01:04:23,058 --> 01:04:25,757
-Tako je. Popij!
-Hej!
1364
01:04:25,893 --> 01:04:28,660
hej volim to Pogledaj to.
1365
01:04:28,862 --> 01:04:30,057
izgledaš dobro
1366
01:04:30,192 --> 01:04:31,460
Jeste li vidjeli svoju sestru?
1367
01:04:31,628 --> 01:04:33,599
♪ Ti si uvijek bolji ♪
1368
01:04:33,868 --> 01:04:35,775
-♪ Kad si na vrhu Ali imao sam...
-Ray, jesi li vidio Dei?
1369
01:04:35,799 --> 01:04:38,469
Od tada je ne mogu pronaći
išla je na taj prosvjed.
1370
01:04:38,872 --> 01:04:41,338
br.
1371
01:04:41,473 --> 01:04:45,108
Ray, daj da pogodim.
Ti si Woody izPriče o igračkama!
1372
01:04:45,311 --> 01:04:47,145
Ne, Brenda, to je gay.
Oh.
1373
01:04:47,280 --> 01:04:50,181
Jake Gyllenhaal
s Planine Brokeback.
1374
01:04:50,317 --> 01:04:54,455
"Volio bih da znam kako da te ostavim,
ali ne mogu."
1375
01:04:54,590 --> 01:04:56,689
Voliš taj film!
1376
01:04:56,891 --> 01:04:58,157
Hej, Brenda!
ha?
1377
01:04:58,359 --> 01:05:00,279
Jeste li vidjeli
moja velika stara vrećica slatkiša?
1378
01:05:00,325 --> 01:05:03,626
Imao je čokolade,
gumene bombone, lizalice.
1379
01:05:03,995 --> 01:05:04,995
Ja-Nestalo je.
1380
01:05:05,130 --> 01:05:06,295
Ne, ne, ne, ne nedostaje.
1381
01:05:06,431 --> 01:05:08,296
Izbacio sam ga
varalicama.
1382
01:05:08,432 --> 01:05:11,803
Brenda, to je moja zaliha!
1383
01:05:22,786 --> 01:05:26,614
Tako sam jebeno napušen!
1384
01:05:29,590 --> 01:05:30,384
Vau-hu!
1385
01:05:30,519 --> 01:05:33,654
Ne osjećam svoje lice!
1386
01:05:35,460 --> 01:05:39,662
Ja sam na tom Naruto sranju!
1387
01:05:40,331 --> 01:05:44,037
Šest-sedam! Šest-sedam!
1388
01:06:09,291 --> 01:06:11,296
Jebati.
1389
01:06:18,973 --> 01:06:20,239
Zašto me gleda?
1390
01:06:21,871 --> 01:06:23,149
♪ Jebanje sa šefom, da
Košta te ♪
1391
01:06:23,173 --> 01:06:25,106
Malo uznemirujuće.
1392
01:06:25,241 --> 01:06:26,442
Ovdje sam zbog toga.
1393
01:06:26,644 --> 01:06:28,281
♪ Da
Sve je tu ♪
1394
01:06:28,484 --> 01:06:29,554
♪ Sagni se
Dodirni svoje šape, da ♪
1395
01:06:29,578 --> 01:06:30,384
♪ Neka govori, da ♪
1396
01:06:30,519 --> 01:06:31,519
Oh. U redu.
1397
01:06:31,648 --> 01:06:33,681
♪ Neka to dupe skoči
Aha ♪
1398
01:06:33,817 --> 01:06:35,064
♪ Neka to dupe skoči ♪
Hej, hej!
1399
01:06:35,088 --> 01:06:36,354
♪ Bolje ti je ♪
1400
01:06:36,556 --> 01:06:37,917
♪ Bolje ti je
Neka to dupe skoči ♪
1401
01:06:38,053 --> 01:06:40,128
♪ Moj crnjo spava da znaš
I ja sam vani ♪
1402
01:06:40,263 --> 01:06:42,329
♪ Jet skije guzica van
Motika za usjev... ♪
1403
01:06:42,464 --> 01:06:43,526
hej
1404
01:06:43,794 --> 01:06:47,761
Znate li koliko beba tuljana
umrijeti od mikroplastike?
1405
01:06:55,071 --> 01:06:55,907
Sranje.
1406
01:06:56,042 --> 01:06:57,774
To je Ghostface!
1407
01:07:02,313 --> 01:07:03,951
O moj Bože! Izbo ju je!
1408
01:07:04,086 --> 01:07:07,081
Ne "ona".
Moje zamjenice su "oni/oni".
1409
01:07:07,283 --> 01:07:08,651
Izbo je "njih"!
1410
01:07:08,854 --> 01:07:11,692
Imam više od 40 godina. Kako bih mogao
držati korak sa svim ovim?
1411
01:07:11,828 --> 01:07:12,908
Ona nije u krivu.
1412
01:07:12,992 --> 01:07:14,426
To je Karens poput tebe
1413
01:07:14,762 --> 01:07:18,030
koji održavaju patrijarhat,
s koljenima na našim vratovima!
1414
01:07:18,165 --> 01:07:20,596
Sada igraš
karta utrke?
1415
01:07:20,732 --> 01:07:23,764
Dosta mi je njezinih sranja.
"Njihovo" sranje, kučko!
1416
01:07:26,774 --> 01:07:27,776
I da bude jasno,
1417
01:07:28,045 --> 01:07:30,241
moje pravo ime je Karen!
1418
01:07:30,376 --> 01:07:32,580
Oh, sranje. Ovo je predobro.
1419
01:07:32,715 --> 01:07:33,715
Ignorirajte uvrede.
1420
01:07:33,876 --> 01:07:36,517
"Oni" ne shvaćaju
mi smo tu da pomognemo "njima".
1421
01:07:36,653 --> 01:07:37,985
Otrovna muškost
1422
01:07:38,187 --> 01:07:40,853
i mansplaining
ne pomaže nikome!
1423
01:07:41,055 --> 01:07:42,888
Kako je moja muževnost toksična?
1424
01:07:43,090 --> 01:07:44,420
Volim žene i sport.
1425
01:07:44,556 --> 01:07:47,322
Samo ne zajedno.
Dođi ovamo, kučko.
1426
01:07:47,458 --> 01:07:49,097
Moj red!
1427
01:07:49,232 --> 01:07:50,912
- Ja sljedeći!
- Nisu spremni za
1428
01:07:50,999 --> 01:07:51,999
ovo!
1429
01:07:52,233 --> 01:07:53,433
Pusti me na njih!
ja sljedeći!
1430
01:07:53,465 --> 01:07:54,506
Jebeš svoje zamjenice.
Oh, sranje.
1431
01:07:54,530 --> 01:07:55,570
Sisati nož.
1432
01:07:59,274 --> 01:08:00,594
Ja krivim manosferu.
1433
01:08:00,705 --> 01:08:02,205
♪ Udari traku
Ljuljajte s jedne strane na drugu ♪
1434
01:08:02,341 --> 01:08:03,839
♪ I nagni se malo ♪
1435
01:08:04,108 --> 01:08:05,553
♪ Sjaj poput zvijezde
Jer svaku noć... ♪
1436
01:08:05,577 --> 01:08:07,340
ujak Shorty.
Što ima, nećače?
1437
01:08:07,476 --> 01:08:09,648
Mogu li te nešto pitati?
1438
01:08:09,850 --> 01:08:11,284
Da, pucaj.
1439
01:08:11,954 --> 01:08:13,853
Radi se o, znaš,
1440
01:08:13,988 --> 01:08:15,318
kako se spustiti na djevojku.
1441
01:08:15,520 --> 01:08:17,384
Govoriš o jedenju maca?
1442
01:08:17,520 --> 01:08:19,791
To je tako jezivo, ali da.
1443
01:08:19,926 --> 01:08:23,126
Pa, možda ako prestaneš pričati
kao 14-godišnja bijela djevojčica,
1444
01:08:23,261 --> 01:08:24,963
mogao bi nešto naučiti.
1445
01:08:25,099 --> 01:08:26,198
U redu, pa slušajte.
1446
01:08:26,400 --> 01:08:27,808
Prvo što morate učiniti,
moraš...
1447
01:08:27,832 --> 01:08:29,509
Moraš im raširiti noge.
Moraš ga otvoriti.
1448
01:08:29,533 --> 01:08:30,931
Onda želite
koristiti svoje prste.
1449
01:08:31,066 --> 01:08:34,474
Ponekad možete koristiti dva.
Dva prsta, ovako tamo.
1450
01:08:34,610 --> 01:08:35,610
Da?
1451
01:08:35,673 --> 01:08:37,809
Sada, kad ga dobijete
sve unutra, sad...
1452
01:08:38,211 --> 01:08:39,714
moraš koristiti svoj jezik.
1453
01:08:39,849 --> 01:08:41,044
Ne možeš se toga bojati.
1454
01:08:44,381 --> 01:08:45,680
Da, nasloni se na to.
1455
01:08:45,815 --> 01:08:47,620
ne, ne, ne,
radiš to prebrzo.
1456
01:08:48,991 --> 01:08:50,156
Što si ti, gušter?
1457
01:08:50,392 --> 01:08:52,122
Moraš biti nježan.
Moraš razgovarati s tim.
1458
01:08:52,258 --> 01:08:53,557
"Zdravo, mali,
1459
01:08:53,893 --> 01:08:55,994
"kako si?"
Bok, maleni.
1460
01:08:56,296 --> 01:08:58,898
Boom!
Baš kao valjanje tupog.
1461
01:08:59,034 --> 01:09:01,301
Sve što moraš učiniti, nećače...
1462
01:09:04,403 --> 01:09:06,232
Udari to sranje.
1463
01:09:06,635 --> 01:09:08,136
kužiš
Mm-hmm.
1464
01:09:08,271 --> 01:09:09,540
U redu, sada,
1465
01:09:09,675 --> 01:09:12,875
ako želiš učiti
lizati dupe, pitaj svoju mamu.
1466
01:09:13,010 --> 01:09:14,510
mama!
1467
01:09:14,645 --> 01:09:18,146
Ovo je fantastična zabava.
1468
01:09:18,281 --> 01:09:19,348
Pa, hvala ti.
1469
01:09:19,550 --> 01:09:22,255
Ti i ja, pijemo.
1470
01:09:22,391 --> 01:09:24,757
Ne, ja ne... ne pijem.
Jedan hitac.
1471
01:09:24,892 --> 01:09:26,456
mama! mama! mama!
1472
01:09:26,592 --> 01:09:29,763
mama! mama! mama! mama! mama!
Što? hajde
1473
01:09:29,899 --> 01:09:32,200
u redu, u redu. Ja ću napraviti jedan.
1474
01:09:40,139 --> 01:09:42,175
Napravit ću još jednu.
1475
01:09:42,310 --> 01:09:44,773
Još samo jedno.
To si sve ti.
1476
01:09:47,810 --> 01:09:51,048
Ja ću imati
jedan jebeni više.
1477
01:09:51,184 --> 01:09:52,184
Ne, ne, ne, ne. možda...
1478
01:09:52,386 --> 01:09:54,414
Jedan, dva, tri!
Ne, ne.
1479
01:09:56,924 --> 01:09:58,358
Ovdje. Uzmi to.
1480
01:09:59,090 --> 01:10:00,921
Vau!
1481
01:10:12,540 --> 01:10:16,072
♪ Svi su bili
kung fu borba ♪
1482
01:10:31,753 --> 01:10:33,924
Uh! Oh!
1483
01:10:34,360 --> 01:10:35,659
Oh!
1484
01:10:35,794 --> 01:10:39,033
Kučkina generacija
ne znam ni za zabavu.
1485
01:10:41,366 --> 01:10:44,033
Osjećaš se tako dobro.
1486
01:10:45,500 --> 01:10:46,705
Oh, da.
1487
01:10:46,841 --> 01:10:48,238
Elle.
1488
01:10:48,374 --> 01:10:49,640
Želim probati nešto.
1489
01:10:49,842 --> 01:10:52,141
Mislio sam da si rekao
nikad mi ne bi dopustio da te bacim.
1490
01:10:52,277 --> 01:10:53,976
Što? br.
1491
01:10:54,112 --> 01:10:55,311
Opusti se.
1492
01:10:55,514 --> 01:10:57,046
Samo te želim okusiti.
1493
01:10:59,755 --> 01:11:00,952
U redu.
1494
01:11:02,256 --> 01:11:03,891
Vrijeme za večeru.
1495
01:11:04,026 --> 01:11:06,790
Oh, da, dođi ovamo, dušo.
1496
01:11:09,431 --> 01:11:11,832
oprezno. Moja maca je gangster.
1497
01:11:11,967 --> 01:11:13,526
Oh! Oh...
1498
01:11:13,661 --> 01:11:15,632
To je gangsterski. U redu.
1499
01:11:15,768 --> 01:11:18,837
Ošamario te tako jako,
želiš još malo. Da!
1500
01:11:22,910 --> 01:11:23,910
Oh!
1501
01:11:24,140 --> 01:11:26,673
Osjećaš se puno bolje
nego Darrel i oni.
1502
01:11:26,808 --> 01:11:28,045
Ću-ču!
1503
01:11:28,181 --> 01:11:29,182
Vrati se unutra!
1504
01:11:29,317 --> 01:11:30,445
Da! Liži ga!
1505
01:11:30,581 --> 01:11:33,049
Da! Liži jako!
1506
01:11:34,321 --> 01:11:35,656
Dokrajči je.
1507
01:11:36,952 --> 01:11:40,387
O moj Bože!
1508
01:11:42,691 --> 01:11:44,390
Baš kao valjanje tupog.
1509
01:11:45,563 --> 01:11:48,530
Sada sve što trebam učiniti je udariti.
1510
01:11:50,135 --> 01:11:51,598
Oh... Uf!
1511
01:11:51,734 --> 01:11:53,374
Elle!
1512
01:11:55,306 --> 01:11:56,508
Koji kurac?
1513
01:11:56,810 --> 01:11:59,275
Bok tamo. Čuli smo reći
zabave za Noć vještica.
1514
01:11:59,410 --> 01:12:01,244
Sada jesi, zar ne?
1515
01:12:01,379 --> 01:12:02,413
Ovdje smo da pijemo,
1516
01:12:02,749 --> 01:12:05,311
puštati lošu glazbu,
napravi neko polu gay sranje.
1517
01:12:05,614 --> 01:12:07,480
Zašto samo pola gay?
1518
01:12:07,615 --> 01:12:08,483
Mogu li vam pomoći?
1519
01:12:08,618 --> 01:12:10,925
Ako nas samo pozovete unutra.
1520
01:12:11,060 --> 01:12:12,326
Zašto vam treba pozivnica?
1521
01:12:12,461 --> 01:12:13,968
Pojavljuju se bijelci
na zabave nepozvani
1522
01:12:13,992 --> 01:12:16,464
cijelo vrijeme sa svojim malim
nasty-ass casseroles.
1523
01:12:16,599 --> 01:12:18,795
Blag kao govno. Bolje vam je
početi koristiti neki Lawry's.
1524
01:12:18,997 --> 01:12:21,128
Mm-hmm. I zašto je dobila
ta prljava stopala?
1525
01:12:21,263 --> 01:12:24,301
Izgledaj kao da hodaš
oko porno setova cijeli dan.
1526
01:12:24,437 --> 01:12:25,565
Dobio sam prste za parkiranje prikolica.
1527
01:12:25,700 --> 01:12:27,001
Sranje, sine!
1528
01:12:27,136 --> 01:12:30,543
Mislim da si za
krivo mjesto. Svi ste Klan?
1529
01:12:31,210 --> 01:12:32,245
br.
1530
01:12:32,447 --> 01:12:35,180
Vjerujemo u glazbu
i jednakosti.
1531
01:12:35,316 --> 01:12:36,481
Kako bi bilo da vam svima pokažemo?
1532
01:12:36,650 --> 01:12:38,313
U redu je, ne.
1533
01:12:38,515 --> 01:12:40,885
♪ Pa, idemo dalje ♪
♪ Idemo dalje ♪
1534
01:12:41,021 --> 01:12:44,417
♪ Na istočnu stranu ♪
♪ Idemo dalje ♪
1535
01:12:44,553 --> 01:12:46,692
♪ U delux apartman ♪
♪ Ooh ♪
1536
01:12:46,828 --> 01:12:49,228
♪ Na nebu ♪
♪ Ooh ♪
1537
01:12:49,364 --> 01:12:50,758
♪ Idemo dalje ♪
1538
01:12:50,893 --> 01:12:52,731
Gentrificirali su Jeffersonove?
1539
01:12:52,933 --> 01:12:54,831
Weezy se mota okolo
upravo u njenom grobu.
1540
01:12:54,966 --> 01:12:57,769
Ne možeš to učiniti
uz crnačku nacionalnu himnu.
1541
01:12:57,904 --> 01:13:02,575
♪ Napokon smo dobili
Komad kolača! ♪
1542
01:13:05,445 --> 01:13:06,874
Boo!
1543
01:13:07,010 --> 01:13:08,648
Crnjo, loš si!
Zviždi dupe!
1544
01:13:08,984 --> 01:13:10,923
Marljivo smo radili na ovome!
Nosi to sranje odavde!
1545
01:13:10,947 --> 01:13:12,387
Nemamo vremena
za to glupo sranje!
1546
01:13:12,551 --> 01:13:14,884
hajde Pusti nas unutra.
1547
01:13:17,054 --> 01:13:18,756
O moj Bože! Oni su vampiri!
O moj Bože!
1548
01:13:18,891 --> 01:13:20,560
Evo, uzmi je.
Ne, čekaj, čekaj. Ne, Ray!
1549
01:13:20,696 --> 01:13:22,694
Ne, dušo, imaš ovo.
Mi nismo vampiri.
1550
01:13:22,829 --> 01:13:25,195
Samo teško
pjevati s ovima u.
1551
01:13:25,331 --> 01:13:28,999
Oh, curo, znaš da te imam. Ja nisam
neću dopustiti da ti se ništa dogodi.
1552
01:13:29,135 --> 01:13:30,471
crnjo.
1553
01:13:30,707 --> 01:13:32,781
Vidi, zašto jednostavno ne odeš
na jednu od onih fratarskih zabava
1554
01:13:32,805 --> 01:13:34,409
gdje piju do
crne se
1555
01:13:34,544 --> 01:13:36,050
i probuditi se
sa svojim čizmama koje bole,
1556
01:13:36,074 --> 01:13:38,372
ne znajući što netko
u kaubojskom šeširu učinio za njih?
1557
01:13:38,508 --> 01:13:39,846
Da! Što?
1558
01:13:39,982 --> 01:13:40,841
U redu.
1559
01:13:40,977 --> 01:13:42,775
Pa, otići ćemo
vi sami.
1560
01:13:42,911 --> 01:13:44,111
Ali hodat ćemo vrlo sporo
1561
01:13:44,312 --> 01:13:46,680
za svaki slučaj
svi ćete se predomisliti.
1562
01:13:48,953 --> 01:13:50,784
- Jeste li se već predomislili?
-Ne.
1563
01:13:50,986 --> 01:13:52,024
Nimalo.
Dovraga ne.
1564
01:13:52,159 --> 01:13:53,389
Kako bi bilo sada?
1565
01:13:53,591 --> 01:13:54,754
Jebote ne!
Ne!
1566
01:13:54,890 --> 01:13:56,297
Da?
Dovraga nah.
1567
01:13:56,432 --> 01:13:57,562
Definitivno ne!
Nastavi hodati!
1568
01:13:57,697 --> 01:13:58,827
- A sad kreni!
-Idemo.
1569
01:13:59,029 --> 01:14:00,501
Sara, hajde!
Bijelci
1570
01:14:00,636 --> 01:14:02,833
opet postaje čudno.
1571
01:14:04,607 --> 01:14:07,139
Ljudi, mislim da sam vidio
otvoren prozor ovdje.
1572
01:14:07,274 --> 01:14:08,403
Taj prozor je zatvoren.
1573
01:14:08,605 --> 01:14:09,839
Ne zadugo.
1574
01:14:16,348 --> 01:14:17,348
Opak.
1575
01:14:17,450 --> 01:14:18,650
Oh, Bože. Jebeni idioti.
1576
01:14:20,116 --> 01:14:22,051
♪ Loše, loše, loše do kosti ♪
1577
01:14:22,186 --> 01:14:24,292
♪ Možemo se igrati
Ali ne možeš me odvesti kući ♪
1578
01:14:24,494 --> 01:14:25,694
♪ Loše, loše predstave... ♪
1579
01:14:25,756 --> 01:14:30,030
hej Utorak! Vratio si se!
1580
01:14:30,233 --> 01:14:31,591
Da, ostavio sam inhalator.
1581
01:14:31,859 --> 01:14:34,862
Iskreno, utorak, taj inhalator je
najgori uređaj za zaplet u povijesti filma.
1582
01:14:34,997 --> 01:14:36,570
to je istina,
trebao je biti vape.
1583
01:14:36,705 --> 01:14:39,304
Ali sad smo tu,
pa iskoristimo to najbolje.
1584
01:14:39,440 --> 01:14:41,606
Gdje su sada Bijele kandže?
1585
01:14:46,613 --> 01:14:48,044
Sara?
zdravo
1586
01:14:48,180 --> 01:14:51,714
Uzmi svoju sestru i izađi van
od tamo upravo sada. U redu, dušo?
1587
01:14:51,916 --> 01:14:54,521
Ja sam odrasla žena, majko.
1588
01:14:54,657 --> 01:14:56,427
Ne moram raditi
sve što mi kažeš da učinim.
1589
01:14:56,451 --> 01:14:58,586
To je kuća gdje
tvoj psiho otac
1590
01:14:58,789 --> 01:14:59,855
ubio te ljude.
1591
01:15:00,057 --> 01:15:01,377
Netko te je htio odvesti tamo.
1592
01:15:01,492 --> 01:15:03,394
Što znači...
1593
01:15:03,530 --> 01:15:05,893
netko me želi dovesti tamo.
1594
01:15:06,028 --> 01:15:07,727
o moj Bože
ovo nije o tebi!
1595
01:15:07,930 --> 01:15:08,996
Zašto vičeš?
1596
01:15:09,132 --> 01:15:12,032
Zato što je kamera
tako jebeno daleko!
1597
01:15:12,168 --> 01:15:15,036
Čekaj, izdrži.
Pratiš li moj telefon?
1598
01:15:15,172 --> 01:15:16,554
Prekidate.
1599
01:15:16,578 --> 01:15:17,974
Uh... Da.
1600
01:15:22,783 --> 01:15:25,246
Sretan rođendan!
1601
01:15:25,381 --> 01:15:29,216
Hej, to je moj auto!
1602
01:15:32,358 --> 01:15:33,893
Koji kurac?
1603
01:15:34,029 --> 01:15:35,596
Elle!
1604
01:15:36,295 --> 01:15:37,398
žao mi je!
1605
01:15:37,600 --> 01:15:40,194
mislio sam
Trebao sam ga popušiti.
1606
01:15:40,695 --> 01:15:41,697
Oh, sranje.
1607
01:15:45,400 --> 01:15:47,433
Ozbiljno? s
12 godina ropstva sranje?
1608
01:15:47,569 --> 01:15:50,974
Vau, vau, vau.
Nisam gledao taj film, u redu?
1609
01:15:51,110 --> 01:15:54,142
Upravo sam našao ovu stvar
u šupi. Isus.
1610
01:16:00,386 --> 01:16:01,714
Ajde brate!
1611
01:16:01,850 --> 01:16:03,386
To je još gore.
1612
01:16:04,122 --> 01:16:06,558
Nisam tako mislio.
1613
01:16:06,693 --> 01:16:09,025
Neke od mojih najboljih žrtava
su Crni.
1614
01:16:11,164 --> 01:16:15,634
I još jedan brat
postaje žrtva oružanog nasilja.
1615
01:16:15,837 --> 01:16:17,799
Ispada
rasa je i dalje problem.
1616
01:16:17,934 --> 01:16:19,400
To nije pošteno!
1617
01:16:19,602 --> 01:16:22,142
Znate, crnci obično
umrijeti prvi u horor filmovima.
1618
01:16:25,106 --> 01:16:26,614
Prokletstvo!
1619
01:16:26,783 --> 01:16:29,413
Ovo daje potpuno novo značenje
do Dead By Daylight.
1620
01:16:29,548 --> 01:16:31,416
Da.
1621
01:16:31,552 --> 01:16:34,385
Oh. Uzmi ih, sine.
1622
01:16:34,520 --> 01:16:36,957
Glupi, van odavde.
1623
01:16:39,592 --> 01:16:41,294
Pozdrav, Shorty.
1624
01:16:41,496 --> 01:16:43,560
Kukavica! Držite ga, crnje!
1625
01:16:45,130 --> 01:16:49,133
Imam tvoje glupo dupe!
Bit ćeš napušen.
1626
01:16:49,269 --> 01:16:51,669
♪ Zabava ♪
♪ Aj, da, aj, da ♪
1627
01:16:51,805 --> 01:16:52,843
♪ Nitko ne stoji... ♪
1628
01:16:52,867 --> 01:16:53,702
crnjo!
1629
01:16:53,871 --> 01:16:57,439
Ah, sranje, sine!
1630
01:16:58,109 --> 01:17:00,042
Brate, zašto trčiš
unatrag, sine?
1631
01:17:00,177 --> 01:17:02,249
ne znam
Nisam ja.
1632
01:17:02,385 --> 01:17:03,505
Nešto nije u redu s ovim.
1633
01:17:03,686 --> 01:17:05,006
crnjo,
tvoj daljinski je naopako!
1634
01:17:05,050 --> 01:17:07,016
Jebeno si napušen, sine.
1635
01:17:07,152 --> 01:17:08,815
-Igra, kučke!
-Da.
1636
01:17:14,429 --> 01:17:15,595
Oh!
Pogrešan crnjo.
1637
01:17:15,898 --> 01:17:17,472
Životi crnaca su važni!
1638
01:17:17,496 --> 01:17:18,825
Ne ti, Shorty!
1639
01:17:18,960 --> 01:17:19,994
Oh, moj... trebam te.
1640
01:17:20,263 --> 01:17:21,801
Vau, što se događa?
Oh, Jack!
1641
01:17:21,936 --> 01:17:24,633
Oh, hvala Bogu da si ovdje!
gdje si bila
1642
01:17:24,769 --> 01:17:26,034
Ghostface je upravo bio ovdje!
1643
01:17:26,170 --> 01:17:28,634
Bio sam samo vani
udahnuti svježeg zraka.
1644
01:17:28,770 --> 01:17:30,007
Stop!
1645
01:17:30,643 --> 01:17:33,540
Jedan od vas je ubojica.
1646
01:17:33,676 --> 01:17:34,982
Elle...
1647
01:17:35,585 --> 01:17:37,377
zašto imaš krvi
na rukama?
1648
01:17:38,653 --> 01:17:40,747
Našla sam Brada vani.
1649
01:17:40,883 --> 01:17:42,520
Ona je ubojica!
1650
01:17:42,655 --> 01:17:44,624
Ja nisam ubojica, u redu?
1651
01:17:44,760 --> 01:17:47,656
Čak nisam ni seksualno pozitivna.
Ja sam djevica.
1652
01:17:47,791 --> 01:17:49,025
Nema šanse.
1653
01:17:49,161 --> 01:17:50,835
Lupao si, kao,
svaki frajer u Woodsvilleu.
1654
01:17:50,859 --> 01:17:52,533
Jebi se!
1655
01:17:52,668 --> 01:17:54,301
Vau!
1656
01:17:54,437 --> 01:17:57,029
Guza se ne računa.
1657
01:17:57,165 --> 01:17:59,173
Oh!
1658
01:17:59,308 --> 01:17:59,999
Sranje, upucala je Ashtona!
1659
01:18:00,135 --> 01:18:04,140
Dobro došli u treći čin, kučke.
1660
01:18:05,411 --> 01:18:07,072
Što?
1661
01:18:07,208 --> 01:18:09,245
Što to uopće znači?
1662
01:18:09,881 --> 01:18:12,150
To je kad krene sranje.
1663
01:18:12,286 --> 01:18:13,286
Oh.
1664
01:18:13,515 --> 01:18:15,064
Još uvijek stvarno ne znam
što ona znači,
1665
01:18:15,088 --> 01:18:16,916
ali mislim da bismo trebali bježati!
Trčanje!
1666
01:18:32,834 --> 01:18:33,834
Cindy!
1667
01:18:34,005 --> 01:18:35,474
Brenda.
1668
01:18:35,610 --> 01:18:37,105
Cindy, oni unutra pucaju!
1669
01:18:37,240 --> 01:18:38,746
Ova djeca su divlja!
1670
01:18:38,881 --> 01:18:40,518
Za to krivim video igre,
1671
01:18:40,542 --> 01:18:43,111
ne piće ili nedostatak
roditeljskog nadzora.
1672
01:18:43,247 --> 01:18:44,585
Ovo će ti trebati.
Oh.
1673
01:18:44,721 --> 01:18:46,846
Imate li jednu veću u crnoj boji?
1674
01:18:46,981 --> 01:18:49,053
Oh, kriva torba.
1675
01:18:49,820 --> 01:18:50,620
Ovdje.
ooh
1676
01:18:50,823 --> 01:18:52,289
Tko si ti, Joan Wick?
1677
01:18:52,425 --> 01:18:55,488
Rekao bih Balerina
ali nitko nije vidio to sranje.
1678
01:18:56,331 --> 01:18:57,197
Učinimo ovo.
1679
01:18:57,332 --> 01:18:58,560
U redu.
1680
01:19:01,469 --> 01:19:03,264
Pomoć! Ubo me!
1681
01:19:03,399 --> 01:19:06,404
Definitivno ne foliram.
Molim vas pomozite!
1682
01:19:06,540 --> 01:19:07,767
što ti misliš
1683
01:19:08,303 --> 01:19:09,877
Mislim da je Drake izgubio od Kendricka.
1684
01:19:10,012 --> 01:19:13,072
I dalje mi se sviđa Drake, ali
što je bilo s tom tužbom?
1685
01:19:13,208 --> 01:19:15,007
To je tako kurvin potez.
1686
01:19:15,209 --> 01:19:17,245
O ovoj situaciji.
1687
01:19:17,447 --> 01:19:19,116
Oh, to?
To je definitivno zamka.
1688
01:19:19,251 --> 01:19:21,322
Ona nas već ne poznaje
bio sam ovdje, napravio to.
1689
01:19:22,624 --> 01:19:24,556
Brenda!
1690
01:19:24,692 --> 01:19:25,692
Brenda!
1691
01:19:25,826 --> 01:19:28,492
Cindy! boli!
1692
01:19:29,095 --> 01:19:31,628
Hoću li uspjeti?
Sumnjam.
1693
01:19:31,764 --> 01:19:34,499
O, Bože, Cindy. Oh, Bože.
1694
01:19:34,635 --> 01:19:36,633
Kučko, nisam još mrtav!
1695
01:19:36,768 --> 01:19:38,870
Oh. Moja greška. žao mi je
1696
01:19:39,072 --> 01:19:42,902
Sada se vrati unutra
i završiti ga.
1697
01:19:43,037 --> 01:19:44,072
Za mene, Cindy.
1698
01:19:44,241 --> 01:19:46,710
Učinio bih sve za tebe,
Brenda.
1699
01:19:51,150 --> 01:19:53,919
Oh, da! Kupila ga je.
1700
01:19:54,121 --> 01:19:56,722
Onaj stari trik s kečapom,
ne propada.
1701
01:19:56,857 --> 01:19:58,166
Ta kučka je luda
ako je mislila
1702
01:19:58,190 --> 01:20:00,720
Uzimao sam svoju crnu guzicu
tamo natrag.
1703
01:20:04,466 --> 01:20:05,466
Pažnja svim ubojicama!
1704
01:20:05,560 --> 01:20:10,332
Imate pet sekundi
da se pokažete.
1705
01:20:22,211 --> 01:20:23,314
Kratki!
1706
01:20:23,450 --> 01:20:24,748
Kuja!
1707
01:20:24,883 --> 01:20:26,651
Pucao si u moj omiljeni bong.
1708
01:20:26,854 --> 01:20:29,419
Idi nađi svoj prokleti ormar!
1709
01:20:29,555 --> 01:20:30,924
oprosti
1710
01:20:43,068 --> 01:20:47,968
Wow, ovo je tako lijepo.
1711
01:20:48,103 --> 01:20:51,043
Brenda se igra.
1712
01:20:53,976 --> 01:20:55,311
što...
1713
01:20:59,454 --> 01:21:00,454
Crveno svjetlo!
1714
01:21:01,386 --> 01:21:04,354
Crveno svjetlo, zeleno svjetlo,
jedan, dva, tri!
1715
01:21:05,424 --> 01:21:08,192
Oh. U redu, znači jesmo
igrajući hood verziju.
1716
01:21:09,394 --> 01:21:11,965
Crveno svjetlo, zeleno svjetlo,
jedan, dva, tri!
1717
01:21:13,897 --> 01:21:15,328
Ha! Preselili ste se!
1718
01:21:15,463 --> 01:21:18,337
Ne, nisam.
1719
01:21:22,143 --> 01:21:25,374
Ghostface 249, eliminiran.
1720
01:21:29,884 --> 01:21:34,347
ooh Imaš malo
vrući dah, gospodine.
1721
01:21:44,533 --> 01:21:48,232
Netko ih čisti
otisci ruku sa ogledala, a to nisam ja.
1722
01:21:48,367 --> 01:21:53,369
Ja ću to učiniti.
Ne ostavljajte tragove.
1723
01:22:00,712 --> 01:22:02,114
Ne!
1724
01:22:15,429 --> 01:22:18,224
Znao sam progutati isječak
bi na kraju dobro došla.
1725
01:22:18,360 --> 01:22:21,133
Tko se sad smiješi, kučko?
1726
01:22:31,945 --> 01:22:34,146
Zdravo, Cindy.
1727
01:22:34,713 --> 01:22:35,782
zdravo
1728
01:22:35,918 --> 01:22:37,198
Izgleda da si zaboravio
1729
01:22:37,284 --> 01:22:39,818
prvo pravilo
preživljavanja horor filma.
1730
01:22:39,953 --> 01:22:43,420
Nikad se ne javljaj na telefon!
1731
01:22:43,556 --> 01:22:47,423
Mislio sam da je prvo pravilo
nikad ne vjeruj ljubavnom interesu.
1732
01:22:48,355 --> 01:22:49,589
Oh, stvarno?
1733
01:22:49,725 --> 01:22:52,364
Pa, mijenjam pravila.
Što kažete na to?
1734
01:22:52,834 --> 01:22:55,964
Idi jebi se.
1735
01:22:56,099 --> 01:22:57,099
Čekaj, čekaj!
1736
01:22:58,768 --> 01:23:01,135
Zašto ti
toliko mrziš ormare?
1737
01:23:01,271 --> 01:23:02,843
Rekao sam ti da izađeš.
1738
01:23:02,978 --> 01:23:04,972
da, pa,
Nisam htio da me upucaju!
1739
01:23:05,108 --> 01:23:07,243
Ironično, zar ne?
1740
01:23:07,379 --> 01:23:09,714
Nedostajao sam ti, kučko.
1741
01:23:09,850 --> 01:23:11,584
O, Bože, to je Ghostface!
1742
01:23:11,720 --> 01:23:12,780
Nije zvučalo uvjerljivo.
1743
01:23:14,420 --> 01:23:15,899
Misliš da si John Wick,
1744
01:23:15,923 --> 01:23:17,123
ponašaš se kao da sam ti ubio psa?
1745
01:23:22,391 --> 01:23:24,224
Pas je samo metafora.
1746
01:23:24,427 --> 01:23:26,132
Radilo se o gubitku žene!
1747
01:23:26,334 --> 01:23:28,596
Siguran si da nije
alegorija?
1748
01:23:39,515 --> 01:23:40,746
Počnimo.
1749
01:23:49,891 --> 01:23:51,621
Oh.
1750
01:24:01,837 --> 01:24:04,368
Oh, ta kaskaderka je dobra.
1751
01:24:20,951 --> 01:24:21,753
opa
1752
01:24:26,389 --> 01:24:28,656
Oh, oh...
1753
01:24:44,173 --> 01:24:45,673
Pojedi kurac.
1754
01:24:55,956 --> 01:24:57,955
Upucaj ga, Sara. Završi ovo.
1755
01:24:58,091 --> 01:24:59,824
Ne govori mi što da radim!
1756
01:24:59,960 --> 01:25:01,290
Ovo nije najbolje vrijeme
1757
01:25:01,426 --> 01:25:03,461
riješiti naše
problemi mama-kći,
1758
01:25:03,663 --> 01:25:08,168
ali, Sara, tako mi je žao.
Bila sam užasna majka.
1759
01:25:08,303 --> 01:25:10,833
ni sam ne znam
tvoja sestra srijeda...
1760
01:25:10,969 --> 01:25:12,104
Oh, utorak.
1761
01:25:12,239 --> 01:25:15,238
Moram to razjasniti
iz pravnih razloga.
1762
01:25:15,373 --> 01:25:17,237
Ali pripremio sam te za ovo.
1763
01:25:17,372 --> 01:25:18,912
Dakle, nastavi, dušo.
1764
01:25:19,047 --> 01:25:20,813
Ti ga ubij.
1765
01:25:20,949 --> 01:25:22,111
Sara?
Utičnica!
1766
01:25:22,247 --> 01:25:23,510
-Sara!
-Utičnica!
1767
01:25:23,713 --> 01:25:25,114
-Sara!
- Oh, Jack!
1768
01:25:25,250 --> 01:25:26,250
Sara!
Utičnica!
1769
01:25:26,382 --> 01:25:27,248
-Sara!
-Utičnica!
1770
01:25:27,383 --> 01:25:28,383
-Sara!
-Utičnica!
1771
01:25:28,451 --> 01:25:29,461
Hvala Bogu da si dobro.
1772
01:25:29,485 --> 01:25:30,645
Jer sam stvarno želio biti
1773
01:25:30,719 --> 01:25:31,958
onaj koji će te ubiti!
1774
01:25:32,127 --> 01:25:33,220
Ooh, uzmi, dušo.
1775
01:25:34,625 --> 01:25:37,257
vidi,
Rekao sam ti da se radi o meni.
1776
01:25:37,392 --> 01:25:39,496
Ne, Sara.
1777
01:25:40,529 --> 01:25:42,734
Bio si samo mamac.
1778
01:25:42,869 --> 01:25:44,438
Radi se o njoj.
1779
01:25:44,874 --> 01:25:45,973
-Jebati!
-Ajme
1780
01:25:46,175 --> 01:25:47,767
Oprosti, dušo.
Mrzim biti u pravu.
1781
01:25:47,903 --> 01:25:49,669
Trebao si
slušao Doofyja.
1782
01:25:49,804 --> 01:25:52,409
Ljubavni interes.
1783
01:25:52,545 --> 01:25:55,015
Samo se činilo previše očiglednim,
znaš?
1784
01:25:55,151 --> 01:25:57,849
Što te tjera na razmišljanje
nije očito.
1785
01:25:57,984 --> 01:25:58,818
Ista stranica, honeybunch.
1786
01:25:58,987 --> 01:25:59,987
Pravo.
1787
01:26:00,021 --> 01:26:01,481
Da, pa, to je twist!
1788
01:26:01,616 --> 01:26:03,054
Sada idi u kuhinju. Ići!
1789
01:26:03,189 --> 01:26:04,419
hej
Potez!
1790
01:26:04,554 --> 01:26:06,821
U redu, slušajte!
1791
01:26:06,956 --> 01:26:10,290
Vidite, nije bilo
odličanHoror film
1792
01:26:10,425 --> 01:26:11,959
od prvog.
1793
01:26:12,195 --> 01:26:15,701
Spasit ćemo franšizu.
Idi po našu posebnu gostujuću zvijezdu.
1794
01:26:17,599 --> 01:26:19,965
Hollywoodu je ponestalo ideja!
1795
01:26:20,101 --> 01:26:22,641
Zašto bi inače bilo
a Strašni film 6?
1796
01:26:22,777 --> 01:26:25,374
Ali ne bi išlo sa samo
novi likovi, zar ne?
1797
01:26:25,509 --> 01:26:28,144
Trebaju nam naslijeđeni likovi.
Oh...
1798
01:26:28,280 --> 01:26:29,709
I ne bi bilo Cindy
1799
01:26:29,912 --> 01:26:33,419
bez nje
drska crna pomoćnica, Brenda.
1800
01:26:33,555 --> 01:26:36,988
Ne moraš reći "crno"
bez tako tvrdog "b".
1801
01:26:37,124 --> 01:26:39,754
Brenda! Zar nisi upucan?
1802
01:26:40,321 --> 01:26:41,557
jesam li
1803
01:26:41,759 --> 01:26:45,665
Oh! Čekaj, jesam!
Ooh, vidi, Bog me izliječio!
1804
01:26:45,800 --> 01:26:47,198
Ooh, što on radi?
1805
01:26:47,334 --> 01:26:48,564
Prestani plesati!
Sve vrijeme!
1806
01:26:48,700 --> 01:26:50,197
Prestani plesati!
Svi prestanite plesati!
1807
01:26:50,332 --> 01:26:51,332
Sve vrijeme!
1808
01:26:51,536 --> 01:26:52,332
Oh!
1809
01:26:52,468 --> 01:26:55,006
Oh.
Mama! Ne!
1810
01:26:55,142 --> 01:26:57,706
Zvala si me "mama".
1811
01:26:58,814 --> 01:27:00,212
Stalo ti je do mene.
1812
01:27:00,415 --> 01:27:02,474
Pa ne bih išao tako daleko,
ali, mislim,
1813
01:27:02,609 --> 01:27:03,617
sigurno.
Idi...
1814
01:27:03,752 --> 01:27:04,752
Idi u utorak.
1815
01:27:04,819 --> 01:27:06,186
U redu, dame,
1816
01:27:06,322 --> 01:27:08,418
vrijeme za postavljanje tijela.
1817
01:27:08,554 --> 01:27:10,750
Idemo, idemo, idemo.
Oh!
1818
01:27:10,886 --> 01:27:12,958
Molim te, ne radi to!
1819
01:27:13,094 --> 01:27:14,325
Što? Tko ste vi ljudi?
1820
01:27:14,461 --> 01:27:15,668
Mi smo pederi
1821
01:27:15,692 --> 01:27:18,291
koji preuzimaju
ovu franšizu.
1822
01:27:18,427 --> 01:27:19,427
Oh, da? ti si
1823
01:27:19,527 --> 01:27:21,433
U redu! O moj Bože.
1824
01:27:21,568 --> 01:27:24,169
To nije bio dio plana.
1825
01:27:24,304 --> 01:27:26,271
Oh, Bože. Sranje.
1826
01:27:26,407 --> 01:27:28,707
-Oh.
- Nije bilo ni ovo.
1827
01:27:32,113 --> 01:27:33,376
Čekaj, Ray ima jedan takav!
1828
01:27:33,511 --> 01:27:35,708
Vau! Vruće prokletstvo!
1829
01:27:35,843 --> 01:27:39,244
Anthony Anderson!
1830
01:27:39,380 --> 01:27:40,583
Da.
1831
01:27:40,718 --> 01:27:43,523
I dovela sam svog dječaka
Kevin Hart sa mnom.
1832
01:27:50,459 --> 01:27:51,860
Što?
Shaq?
1833
01:27:51,995 --> 01:27:54,998
tako je. Na koljenima
Iste sam visine kao Kevin.
1834
01:27:55,134 --> 01:27:56,266
A Kevin je rekao ne.
1835
01:27:56,401 --> 01:27:57,700
Kevin Hart je rekao ne?
1836
01:27:57,869 --> 01:27:59,509
Taj mali drkadžija
kaže da svemu.
1837
01:27:59,533 --> 01:28:00,601
Da, želi.
1838
01:28:00,737 --> 01:28:02,275
Ali čekaj!
1839
01:28:02,410 --> 01:28:05,073
Ima još toga.
1840
01:28:05,208 --> 01:28:07,075
ta-da...
1841
01:28:07,211 --> 01:28:08,373
kučke!
1842
01:28:08,509 --> 01:28:10,113
Zraka? Shorty?
1843
01:28:10,248 --> 01:28:11,645
Da, tako je.
1844
01:28:11,847 --> 01:28:14,814
Četiri crna ubojice.
Da.
1845
01:28:14,949 --> 01:28:16,321
Mi stvaramo povijest.
1846
01:28:16,524 --> 01:28:19,823
Ovo je nova definicija
crne izvrsnosti.
1847
01:28:20,292 --> 01:28:21,892
Ali zašto biste to učinili?
1848
01:28:22,028 --> 01:28:23,363
pitanje je:
1849
01:28:23,565 --> 01:28:25,631
Zašto biste pokušali napraviti
nastavak bez nas, ha?
1850
01:28:25,767 --> 01:28:26,767
Da!
1851
01:28:26,963 --> 01:28:28,899
Kad je studio htio
zamijeniti ovu braću,
1852
01:28:29,035 --> 01:28:30,697
Bio sam tamo.
1853
01:28:30,833 --> 01:28:32,772
To su činjenice.
Što je sa mnom?
1854
01:28:32,974 --> 01:28:33,632
Što je s tobom?
1855
01:28:33,768 --> 01:28:35,139
Bili ste u jednoj sceni
1856
01:28:35,275 --> 01:28:36,703
u 4. dijelu.
Oh!
1857
01:28:36,838 --> 01:28:38,022
Da, ali napravio sam
taj drkadžija
1858
01:28:38,046 --> 01:28:39,346
Dr. Phil mu je odsjekao stopalo.
1859
01:28:39,548 --> 01:28:41,310
- I sad je lud.
-Da, postao je čudan.
1860
01:28:41,445 --> 01:28:42,545
Mm.
ali ti...
1861
01:28:42,747 --> 01:28:44,043
D-Vidiš
što pokušavaju učiniti?
1862
01:28:44,212 --> 01:28:45,993
Pokušavaju nas sve posvađati
jedni protiv drugih.
1863
01:28:46,017 --> 01:28:48,550
Pokušavaju pokrenuti Blacka
na... vrlo crnom kriminalu.
1864
01:28:48,685 --> 01:28:49,816
Oh.
tako je!
1865
01:28:50,018 --> 01:28:52,590
Hej, Shaq.
hej Ponosan sam na tebe, brate.
1866
01:28:52,726 --> 01:28:55,121
Imali ste nevjerojatnu karijeru
kao sportski komentator
1867
01:28:55,256 --> 01:28:56,991
od povlačenja iz
košarka. Mm-hmm.
1868
01:28:57,193 --> 01:29:00,730
I volim The Big Podcast.
Crnjo, volim to sranje!
1869
01:29:00,866 --> 01:29:02,841
Iako ne razumijem
riječ koju govoriš.
1870
01:29:02,865 --> 01:29:04,301
Budi u toj emisiji
pričam o...
1871
01:29:08,140 --> 01:29:08,905
"Kobe."
1872
01:29:09,108 --> 01:29:10,108
Dovoljno.
1873
01:29:10,270 --> 01:29:14,309
Ali želim reći, crnjo,
Volim tvoje sranje.
1874
01:29:14,678 --> 01:29:16,744
Ali nikad nisam prebolio Kazaam.
1875
01:29:16,879 --> 01:29:18,345
Zajebi sve to sranje!
1876
01:29:18,480 --> 01:29:19,782
Razbij ga!
1877
01:29:20,017 --> 01:29:22,148
Dovuci svoje veliko dupe ovamo!
I ja sam mrzio taj film!
1878
01:29:22,283 --> 01:29:23,929
Zašto ste napustili Lakerse?
1879
01:29:23,953 --> 01:29:26,685
Ti i Kobe
imao bi devet prstenova!
1880
01:29:26,821 --> 01:29:28,355
Taj mamojebač me zamijenio!
1881
01:29:28,490 --> 01:29:29,592
Sha-kweel!
1882
01:29:29,761 --> 01:29:32,566
Koliko ti je veliko stopalo?
1883
01:29:32,701 --> 01:29:33,701
22.
1884
01:29:33,831 --> 01:29:35,896
Koliki ti je onda kurac?
1885
01:29:36,031 --> 01:29:37,335
Whoa, whoa, whoa, Ray!
1886
01:29:37,470 --> 01:29:38,801
-Pauza.
-Koji kurac
1887
01:29:39,003 --> 01:29:40,610
o čemu pričaš?
Radim to za kulturu.
1888
01:29:40,634 --> 01:29:41,835
Koja kultura?
1889
01:29:41,971 --> 01:29:44,111
- Kulturni klub. crnjo!
-Brate.
1890
01:29:44,246 --> 01:29:45,489
Hajde, Ray, mi ubijamo ljude.
1891
01:29:45,513 --> 01:29:46,687
Ostanite usredotočeni.
U redu, u redu.
1892
01:29:46,711 --> 01:29:48,175
U redu. Vraćamo se.
1893
01:29:48,310 --> 01:29:51,380
Hej, Ant, nemoj, zar ne...
ne brini. Mi obitelj.
1894
01:29:51,516 --> 01:29:53,486
Ant, ludo poštovanje, svi.
1895
01:29:53,621 --> 01:29:55,855
Hej,Crnokasti nominiran
1896
01:29:55,990 --> 01:29:56,990
za osam Emmyja!
1897
01:29:57,092 --> 01:29:58,123
moj crnjo!
1898
01:29:58,258 --> 01:29:59,358
Pa, zapravo,
1899
01:29:59,493 --> 01:30:01,159
emisija je bila samo nominirana
za pet.
1900
01:30:01,294 --> 01:30:03,094
Bio sam nominiran za osam.
1901
01:30:03,229 --> 01:30:04,229
ooh
Vau.
1902
01:30:04,465 --> 01:30:05,606
Oh, hvala ti.
1903
01:30:05,630 --> 01:30:06,461
Tespijanka!
1904
01:30:06,597 --> 01:30:08,894
Je li tako? Osam nominacija.
1905
01:30:09,030 --> 01:30:11,135
Lud!
Da, čovječe.
1906
01:30:13,000 --> 01:30:15,272
Ali nikad nisi pobijedio.
Što?
1907
01:30:17,177 --> 01:30:18,036
Et tu, Brute?
1908
01:30:18,172 --> 01:30:19,941
Ne govori mi španjolski,
mamojebač.
1909
01:30:20,076 --> 01:30:22,811
Ovo je za raditi
Strašni film 3 i 4!
1910
01:30:22,946 --> 01:30:25,413
Nisam znala
otpustili su obitelj!
1911
01:30:25,549 --> 01:30:27,048
A ovo je za kopiranje
1912
01:30:27,183 --> 01:30:30,221
naša epizoda Good Times
na Crno!
1913
01:30:30,357 --> 01:30:32,720
Ali vi ste bili na WB-u!
1914
01:30:32,855 --> 01:30:35,458
Nitko nije vidio to sranje!
1915
01:30:38,066 --> 01:30:39,066
To je donekle istina.
1916
01:30:39,166 --> 01:30:40,960
sta to radis
1917
01:30:41,163 --> 01:30:43,299
Nisu stvarali
franšizu, jesi.
1918
01:30:43,434 --> 01:30:45,031
Da.
Ne!
1919
01:30:45,167 --> 01:30:48,701
Stvaranje franšiza
ne čini te ubojicom.
1920
01:30:48,836 --> 01:30:50,403
Krađa franšiza znači.
1921
01:30:50,605 --> 01:30:52,804
Strašni film bio je naš
franšiza... Majku ti!
1922
01:30:52,940 --> 01:30:54,139
I ukrali su nam ga!
1923
01:30:54,374 --> 01:30:56,375
I krenuli su
radeći te loše parodije.
1924
01:30:56,511 --> 01:30:59,453
Epski film. Koji kurac?
Film katastrofe.
1925
01:30:59,588 --> 01:31:01,116
Film sa spojem.
Ovo je zaFilm s datumom.
1926
01:31:01,319 --> 01:31:03,460
A onda onaj s
mali... frajer s kopitima.
1927
01:31:03,484 --> 01:31:05,284
Crnjo, to jeEpski film.
Zaslužuje dvostruko...
1928
01:31:05,355 --> 01:31:06,966
Ubodi ga sada duplo.
Mrzim to sranje iz Narnije.
1929
01:31:06,990 --> 01:31:08,921
On je već mrtav.
Toliko krvi.
1930
01:31:09,057 --> 01:31:11,223
Friedberg i Seltzer, crnjo.
1931
01:31:12,598 --> 01:31:14,263
ooh
Ne, ne, ne.
1932
01:31:14,399 --> 01:31:16,067
I ti, i ti...
1933
01:31:16,202 --> 01:31:19,132
Svi ste otišli i učinili
Scary Movie 3 i 4 bez nas!
1934
01:31:19,267 --> 01:31:21,873
Crnjo, žao mi je.
Nudili su mi toliki novac!
1935
01:31:22,008 --> 01:31:26,043
Imam novu kuću, novi auto.
Imam perike koje ne svrbe.
1936
01:31:27,248 --> 01:31:28,780
A što je s vama?
1937
01:31:29,483 --> 01:31:31,581
Pa, imao sam priliku
raditi s
1938
01:31:31,716 --> 01:31:34,521
neusporedivi Charlie Sheen.
1939
01:31:35,719 --> 01:31:37,354
To je dobro. On je legenda.
1940
01:31:37,489 --> 01:31:39,591
A njegova igra s kurcem je luda.
1941
01:31:39,793 --> 01:31:41,758
Znaš da je spavao s
47.000 žena?
1942
01:31:41,893 --> 01:31:44,195
I tisuću njih žena
bili frajeri.
1943
01:31:44,397 --> 01:31:46,127
Sretnik.
1944
01:31:46,896 --> 01:31:49,364
čekaj,
pa hoćete li nas sada sve pobiti?
1945
01:31:50,966 --> 01:31:52,639
jok
1946
01:31:52,774 --> 01:31:55,575
Što bi Noć vještica bila
bez Jamie Lee Curtis?
1947
01:31:55,710 --> 01:31:57,170
Ili Vrištati biti
bez Neve Campbell?
1948
01:31:57,305 --> 01:31:58,840
To bi bio Vrisak VI.
1949
01:31:58,975 --> 01:32:01,847
Kako ste, ljudi
izvesti sve ovo?
1950
01:32:01,983 --> 01:32:02,983
Cindy!
1951
01:32:03,112 --> 01:32:05,845
Znaš koliko Wayansa
postoje?
1952
01:32:05,981 --> 01:32:07,785
Crnjo, milijarde!
Milijarde!
1953
01:32:07,921 --> 01:32:11,856
Baš sam sretna što
stara družina je ponovno na okupu.
1954
01:32:12,492 --> 01:32:14,223
Dobro, u sredini, na tri:
1955
01:32:14,425 --> 01:32:15,526
Core Four.
1956
01:32:15,728 --> 01:32:17,124
Što?
Ne, ne. Mi... To...
1957
01:32:17,259 --> 01:32:18,770
To... To je otrcano sranje.
To je ludo.
1958
01:32:18,794 --> 01:32:20,061
Ooh, uh, što s...
1959
01:32:20,263 --> 01:32:22,795
što o,
Mladi i Nemirni?
1960
01:32:22,931 --> 01:32:24,800
Da, ili The... ili The Old
1961
01:32:24,936 --> 01:32:26,176
a zatim The Beautiful.
1962
01:32:26,200 --> 01:32:28,375
Ili... ili...
The Cute i The Crusty.
1963
01:32:28,510 --> 01:32:31,341
Da, ili The Sexy
a zatim The Senile.
1964
01:32:37,213 --> 01:32:39,448
Ali bili smo dovedeni
preuzeti franšizu!
1965
01:32:39,583 --> 01:32:40,650
tako je. mislim,
1966
01:32:40,886 --> 01:32:43,022
vi ste, kao,
70 godina!
1967
01:32:43,157 --> 01:32:44,858
Ne u mojim ustima!
1968
01:32:45,060 --> 01:32:45,719
Ajme, jebote!
1969
01:32:47,256 --> 01:32:49,222
Upravo sam dovukao taj
iz metroa.
1970
01:32:49,357 --> 01:32:51,760
Oh, bole me leđa.
1971
01:32:51,895 --> 01:32:54,765
Dečki, dečki!
Već su mrtvi.
1972
01:32:54,901 --> 01:32:57,301
jok Mali jebači
uvijek se vraćaj.
1973
01:32:57,436 --> 01:32:58,967
Oh, ne. Ne ovaj put.
1974
01:32:59,103 --> 01:33:01,573
Točno. hajde
Ray, idemo. Idemo.
1975
01:33:01,709 --> 01:33:03,005
Tko je dobio šibicu?
1976
01:33:03,140 --> 01:33:07,445
Imam jedan, imam jedan!
Sljedeća generacija, dupe moje!
1977
01:33:07,580 --> 01:33:09,148
Da, opa!
1978
01:33:13,454 --> 01:33:14,515
Sara, reci mi što da radim.
1979
01:33:14,651 --> 01:33:16,953
Puši, kučko, puši!
1980
01:33:24,725 --> 01:33:25,995
Da.
1981
01:33:27,527 --> 01:33:30,269
Čekati. Čekaj, čekaj, čekaj, čekaj.
Trebamo li se osjećati loše?
1982
01:33:30,405 --> 01:33:31,732
Mislim, to su naša djeca.
1983
01:33:31,868 --> 01:33:33,571
Jebeš tu djecu!
Da!
1984
01:33:33,707 --> 01:33:35,608
Ovo je naša franšiza.
Da!
1985
01:33:35,744 --> 01:33:38,541
Osim toga, sve to možemo
dramatična hodanja
1986
01:33:38,677 --> 01:33:40,146
s vatrom iza nas.
1987
01:33:40,281 --> 01:33:41,745
Ali, dovraga, vruće je.
1988
01:33:41,881 --> 01:33:44,815
ne znam
Nekako mi se sviđa.
1989
01:33:44,950 --> 01:33:47,013
Stvarno, Ray?
Trebali bismo se igrati vatrogasaca.
1990
01:33:47,148 --> 01:33:49,148
Želiš se dotjerati
kao vatrogasac?
1991
01:33:49,284 --> 01:33:51,118
Ne. Želim da se dotjeraš
poput vatrogasca.
1992
01:33:51,253 --> 01:33:53,358
Osjećate li propuh?
1993
01:33:53,661 --> 01:33:55,869
" OD
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1994
01:33:55,893 --> 01:33:56,724
♪ Vraćamo se
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1995
01:33:56,859 --> 01:33:58,256
♪ U redu, u redu ♪
1996
01:33:58,392 --> 01:33:59,859
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Vraćamo se ♪
1997
01:34:00,061 --> 01:34:01,194
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1998
01:34:01,329 --> 01:34:02,834
♪ Veći nego ikada
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1999
01:34:02,969 --> 01:34:04,397
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2000
01:34:04,600 --> 01:34:06,099
♪ Svaki dan
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2001
01:34:06,235 --> 01:34:07,904
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2002
01:34:08,039 --> 01:34:09,874
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2003
01:34:11,675 --> 01:34:12,974
♪ Uh-huh ♪
2004
01:34:13,110 --> 01:34:14,339
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Vraćamo se ♪
2005
01:34:14,742 --> 01:34:16,410
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♪ Respawn ♪
2006
01:34:16,545 --> 01:34:18,147
♪ Natrag like
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2007
01:34:18,282 --> 01:34:20,052
♪ Vožnja naprijed ♪
♪ Vozi ♪
2008
01:34:20,187 --> 01:34:21,531
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2009
01:34:21,555 --> 01:34:22,620
♪ Natrag kao McFly ♪
2010
01:34:22,822 --> 01:34:24,152
♪ Dvostruka leđa za dinero ♪
2011
01:34:24,354 --> 01:34:26,226
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2012
01:34:26,428 --> 01:34:27,659
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2013
01:34:27,795 --> 01:34:29,923
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2014
01:34:30,059 --> 01:34:31,123
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2015
01:34:31,259 --> 01:34:32,861
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2016
01:34:32,996 --> 01:34:34,665
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2017
01:34:34,801 --> 01:34:36,430
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2018
01:34:36,632 --> 01:34:40,267
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2019
01:34:41,672 --> 01:34:42,973
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2020
01:34:43,175 --> 01:34:44,335
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2021
01:34:44,471 --> 01:34:46,209
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2022
01:34:46,445 --> 01:34:48,345
♪ Moja noga na pedali
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2023
01:34:48,481 --> 01:34:49,782
♪ Uh ♪
2024
01:34:49,984 --> 01:34:51,111
♪ Pogledaj me sada ♪
♪ Sada ♪
2025
01:34:51,247 --> 01:34:52,685
♪ Mi na potpuno 'drugoj razini ♪
2026
01:34:52,820 --> 01:34:54,914
♪ Veći nego ikada
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2027
01:34:55,049 --> 01:34:56,750
♪ U redu, u redu ♪
2028
01:34:56,886 --> 01:34:58,319
♪ Vraćamo se ♪
2029
01:34:58,555 --> 01:35:00,358
♪ U redu, u redu ♪
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2030
01:35:00,494 --> 01:35:01,761
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2031
01:35:01,896 --> 01:35:03,291
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2032
01:35:03,493 --> 01:35:04,893
♪ Svaki dan
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2033
01:35:04,997 --> 01:35:06,277
♪ Mi na potpuno 'drugoj razini ♪
2034
01:35:06,361 --> 01:35:08,295
♪ Veći nego ikada
Vraćamo se ♪
2035
01:35:09,304 --> 01:35:10,402
♪ Mm ♪
2036
01:35:10,538 --> 01:35:11,967
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2037
01:35:12,103 --> 01:35:13,801
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2038
01:35:13,937 --> 01:35:15,102
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2039
01:35:15,237 --> 01:35:16,773
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2040
01:35:16,909 --> 01:35:18,776
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2041
01:35:18,912 --> 01:35:20,577
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2042
01:35:20,780 --> 01:35:21,780
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2043
01:35:21,914 --> 01:35:23,648
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2044
01:35:23,784 --> 01:35:25,112
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2045
01:35:25,248 --> 01:35:27,149
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2046
01:35:30,386 --> 01:35:32,854
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2047
01:35:32,989 --> 01:35:34,656
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2048
01:35:34,792 --> 01:35:36,395
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2049
01:35:36,530 --> 01:35:37,663
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2050
01:35:37,865 --> 01:35:39,128
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2051
01:35:39,263 --> 01:35:40,800
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2052
01:35:41,069 --> 01:35:42,340
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2053
01:35:42,364 --> 01:35:43,934
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2054
01:35:44,069 --> 01:35:45,965
♪ Veći nego ikada
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2055
01:35:46,101 --> 01:35:48,472
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2056
01:35:48,608 --> 01:35:49,608
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2057
01:35:49,710 --> 01:35:51,740
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2058
01:35:51,875 --> 01:35:52,875
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2059
01:35:52,943 --> 01:35:55,006
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2060
01:35:55,142 --> 01:35:56,275
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2061
01:35:56,477 --> 01:35:57,915
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2062
01:35:58,050 --> 01:35:59,852
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Uskoro
u kazalište u vašoj blizini...
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dođi k meni...
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grof Brolock.
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Iz studija koji vas je doveo
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svaka crna verzija
bijelog filma...
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Ja sam samo apetit,
ništa više.
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01:36:24,208 --> 01:36:26,304
To nije ono što si rekao
sinoć
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kad si bio
sisajući moja prsa.
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Sestre bi te mogle čuti.
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Prekasno.
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Ti beznačajna rasprodaja.
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Ne poznajem ovu kučku!
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Pokušava me dobiti!
Ovo je zamka!
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- Crnac nije sranje.
-Mm-hmm.
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01:36:40,894 --> 01:36:44,028
Pogledajte crnog vampira.
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Brosferatu.
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Dolazi ovaj Kwanzaa.
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Kukavica. Kukavica.
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Sretan rođendan, A.S. Berger.
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- Ovdje nešto ne štima.
-Sretan rođendan...
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On je definitivno Ghostface.
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Sjediti.
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Slažem se, Berger.
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Tu ruku treba potrošiti
ostatak života u zatvoru.
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Ta mala ruka, čovječe. mislim...
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S poštovanjem, ta stvar bi
vjerojatno dati lijep drkanje.
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Izvan lanca, zajamčeno.
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Čvrst stisak.
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Napravite svoje meso
izgleda dva puta veći.
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Da.
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Ne želim drkanje od njega.
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da ti kažem to,
prije svega i osnovno.
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Ne želim drkanje.
ni ja.
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Međutim, kada pogledate,
kao sačmarica...
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Gotovi ste.
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Sada, slušaj,
Zadržat ćemo ga, u redu?
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U redu.
Mogao bi biti dan,
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dva tjedna, ne znam.
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Ne znam koliko dugo
ovaj film je.
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Kao film Chrisa Nolana
s prdežima.
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Ali ono što želim da učiniš
je ući tamo
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i pokaži mu što imaš.
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Nagnite i ljuljajte.
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Ah.
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Oh!
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Evo je.
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Slavljenica.
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Donio sam tortu.
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Zaželi želju.
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Moje klice!
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Za prste polizati dobro.
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Agente Berger, samo pokušavam
da ti pružim svoju jaku ruku.
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Ne!
Ali to je meme.
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g. stenograf,
jesi li ti Ghostface?
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evo nas...
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Vau, to boli.
To je nekako...
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Vau.
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Dobro, to boli.
Stop.
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Mogu li razgovarati s tobom na trenutak?
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Da, o-u redu.
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Ovaj stol treba zračni jastuk.
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Trebalo bi...
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prokletstvo!
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Vau!
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Nisam mislio da hoće
jako boli.
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Dakle, dobili smo pogrešnog tipa.
Mogao sam ti to reći.
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01:40:03,590 --> 01:40:05,226
Zašto?
Jer sam vidovit.
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O, da!
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Znaš, to je ono...
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Oh, sranje!
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o Bože
tako se osjećam.
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Reći ću vam neke...
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Što ćemo sad?
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Polako izađite.
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Kao moj susjed kad
Uhvatio sam ga u svojoj ženi.
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Gdje idete?
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Još su zajedno?
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Nažalost.
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jao
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Oprosti, čovječe.
u redu je
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Sada smo trojka.