1 00:00:08,170 --> 00:00:09,850 And you wanted me. 2 00:00:13,790 --> 00:00:15,110 I'll undress you. 3 00:00:16,490 --> 00:00:17,850 I'll undress you. 4 00:00:19,870 --> 00:00:21,330 I'll undress you. 5 00:00:21,710 --> 00:00:23,250 You undress me. 6 00:00:26,690 --> 00:00:27,730 For a virgin. 7 00:00:31,130 --> 00:00:32,950 For a virgin to have sex. 8 00:00:34,510 --> 00:00:36,770 For a virgin to have sex to herds. 9 00:00:38,790 --> 00:00:43,930 So I'll have to... That's not... Extra. 10 00:00:44,370 --> 00:00:45,370 Lubricant. 11 00:00:47,450 --> 00:00:48,450 Lubricant. 12 00:00:51,730 --> 00:00:53,850 You see how this looks, right? 13 00:00:54,730 --> 00:00:58,390 Sorry, morning tune is rushing down the street a little early. How early? 14 00:00:58,710 --> 00:00:59,710 Five minutes. 15 00:01:01,390 --> 00:01:04,410 Only five fucking minutes. I remember. 16 00:01:04,709 --> 00:01:07,150 Why aren't you downstairs at your station? 17 00:01:10,120 --> 00:01:11,120 Ready? 18 00:01:12,780 --> 00:01:13,780 Go. 19 00:01:26,140 --> 00:01:27,140 Car, 20 00:01:29,800 --> 00:01:30,800 car, car. 21 00:01:33,900 --> 00:01:35,720 Okay, I'm down the driveway. There he is. 22 00:01:41,680 --> 00:01:43,100 He's not getting out of the car. 23 00:01:44,320 --> 00:01:46,000 Mitchell, can I have a cue? 24 00:01:46,300 --> 00:01:47,300 Come on. 25 00:01:49,100 --> 00:01:50,100 Is this the Marine? 26 00:01:51,800 --> 00:01:52,800 Yeah. 27 00:02:44,700 --> 00:02:47,340 Hey, what's up? 28 00:02:47,560 --> 00:02:49,560 Hey. Hey. 29 00:02:50,030 --> 00:02:51,030 Are you too? Come on in. 30 00:02:52,770 --> 00:02:56,090 I just gotta put some stuff in the wash real quick. 31 00:02:57,930 --> 00:02:58,930 Oh, okay. 32 00:03:00,290 --> 00:03:03,430 I made some cookies out on the counter. 33 00:03:06,450 --> 00:03:07,710 They're sweet tea, too. 34 00:03:09,210 --> 00:03:11,290 I'm excited, by the way. Okay. 35 00:03:11,830 --> 00:03:12,890 Thank you. 36 00:03:22,920 --> 00:03:24,680 Are you sure your parents aren't home? 37 00:03:26,380 --> 00:03:27,380 I'm sure. 38 00:03:31,540 --> 00:03:32,880 You say you baked these? 39 00:03:33,660 --> 00:03:34,660 Yeah. 40 00:03:35,620 --> 00:03:37,960 Did you bring any of that stuff we talked about? 41 00:03:38,460 --> 00:03:43,400 Yeah, I have a bunch of beer in the car, but I brought the carnobs. 42 00:03:53,210 --> 00:03:54,210 Ignite plant. 43 00:03:55,790 --> 00:03:56,790 How you doing? 44 00:04:00,250 --> 00:04:01,250 Good. 45 00:04:02,130 --> 00:04:03,970 Who are you? 46 00:04:04,490 --> 00:04:05,490 Look after that. 47 00:04:09,970 --> 00:04:11,290 Don't you have a seat right there? 48 00:04:16,950 --> 00:04:18,630 I'm just here to meet her. Who? 49 00:04:19,430 --> 00:04:20,430 Your daughter. 50 00:04:22,190 --> 00:04:23,190 My daughter. 51 00:04:24,230 --> 00:04:26,370 Who makes you think it's my daughter? 52 00:04:28,570 --> 00:04:29,570 Please, sir. 53 00:04:29,970 --> 00:04:32,290 I'm divorced. I just got divorced. 54 00:04:42,730 --> 00:04:44,210 I will undress you. 55 00:04:46,250 --> 00:04:48,670 And you will undress me. 56 00:04:51,500 --> 00:04:56,040 For a virgin to have sex, it hurts. I wasn't here for any bad reason. 57 00:04:56,280 --> 00:04:59,760 So I... I laughed, but... It's an extra. 58 00:05:00,600 --> 00:05:07,600 It's an extra. I have a little girl at home. She's only four. You're here, not 59 00:05:07,600 --> 00:05:12,500 the house of a 13-year-old girl. I was just talking. 60 00:05:12,720 --> 00:05:14,020 It's just Jen. 61 00:05:15,020 --> 00:05:17,020 It's not just Jen. 62 00:05:24,010 --> 00:05:25,390 You see how this looks, right? 63 00:05:28,730 --> 00:05:31,310 What would have happened if I wasn't here? 64 00:05:36,970 --> 00:05:39,390 I don't want any of this for you. 65 00:05:41,590 --> 00:05:46,990 But at the end of the day, a man must be held accountable for the decisions he 66 00:05:46,990 --> 00:05:48,350 makes. Do you agree? 67 00:05:49,970 --> 00:05:50,970 Well, good. 68 00:05:51,450 --> 00:05:52,910 What do you think should happen to you? 69 00:06:07,630 --> 00:06:08,430 I'm Chris 70 00:06:08,430 --> 00:06:17,850 Hansen 71 00:06:17,850 --> 00:06:22,190 with Dateline NBC, and we're doing a story on... 72 00:06:22,729 --> 00:06:24,570 Adults who try to meet teens online. 73 00:06:24,790 --> 00:06:26,250 Please don't put this on TV, please. 74 00:06:26,830 --> 00:06:28,790 Please, please. No decisions have been made yet. 75 00:06:29,070 --> 00:06:31,170 You don't know which segments will air. 76 00:06:31,910 --> 00:06:33,190 I'm going to need to ask you to leave. 77 00:07:14,960 --> 00:07:15,960 Okay, that's okay. 78 00:07:23,840 --> 00:07:24,840 Say your name. 79 00:07:25,920 --> 00:07:26,920 Okay. 80 00:07:27,540 --> 00:07:28,560 Uh, hello. 81 00:07:29,140 --> 00:07:30,520 My name is Dan Plum. 82 00:07:31,060 --> 00:07:34,700 I'm... Directly to Kim. 83 00:07:35,360 --> 00:07:36,360 Take two. 84 00:07:44,490 --> 00:07:45,650 My name is Dan Plum. 85 00:07:46,330 --> 00:07:49,370 I'm non-union, and I'm not currently represented at this time. 86 00:07:50,250 --> 00:07:52,970 Although it's mentioned on my resume, I'd like to highlight I recently 87 00:07:52,970 --> 00:07:59,230 completed a commercial, or a national commercial, rather, for Toys R Us, which 88 00:07:59,230 --> 00:08:02,650 was originally a background part, but became a speaking part. 89 00:08:02,950 --> 00:08:04,910 So I'm very excited about that. 90 00:08:25,870 --> 00:08:29,370 525,600 minutes. 91 00:08:30,650 --> 00:08:33,990 525,000 moments so dear. 92 00:08:35,510 --> 00:08:42,510 525,600 minutes. How do you measure, measure 93 00:08:42,510 --> 00:08:43,510 a year? 94 00:08:44,570 --> 00:08:47,270 In daylight... Okay, that's enough. 95 00:08:50,290 --> 00:08:52,210 Do you know what you're auditioning for? 96 00:08:58,060 --> 00:09:00,060 Is it a speaking part? Speaking part? 97 00:09:00,940 --> 00:09:02,680 Five freaking grand per shoot. 98 00:09:03,160 --> 00:09:05,180 For, like, three shoots? 99 00:09:05,580 --> 00:09:06,580 Five grand? 100 00:09:07,720 --> 00:09:08,720 That's crazy. 101 00:09:10,020 --> 00:09:11,860 But there's no, like, singing or anything? 102 00:09:13,020 --> 00:09:15,360 I don't, I think it's largely improvisational. 103 00:09:16,040 --> 00:09:20,140 But if I should just put your jaw forward, can you do it now? Oh, yeah, 104 00:09:20,220 --> 00:09:21,220 would you? 105 00:09:23,680 --> 00:09:26,720 I thank God every single day for Inside the Actors Studio. 106 00:09:28,300 --> 00:09:32,860 It made me realize that what we do is a craft, like whittling or surgery. 107 00:09:34,560 --> 00:09:36,340 Wait, so what's the type of rule? 108 00:09:37,040 --> 00:09:38,040 You call them child? 109 00:09:38,300 --> 00:09:39,600 Could be as young as 13. 110 00:09:40,400 --> 00:09:42,420 That's good. So how are you going to get the character in? 111 00:09:43,360 --> 00:09:44,700 How do you produce the voice? 112 00:09:45,400 --> 00:09:46,480 It comes out. 113 00:09:59,720 --> 00:10:01,140 Boy, I'm gonna do it in here. 114 00:10:01,600 --> 00:10:02,600 Hey. 115 00:10:02,740 --> 00:10:06,560 Well, anyhow, I reckon that's all you need to know. Oh my gosh, hey. 116 00:10:06,880 --> 00:10:09,060 It's so good to see you. I like soccer. 117 00:10:09,680 --> 00:10:10,720 I'm a soccer player. 118 00:10:13,080 --> 00:10:20,040 Does it sound like I'm straining, or 119 00:10:20,040 --> 00:10:21,040 does that feel like a lib? 120 00:10:21,440 --> 00:10:22,820 Weirdly, dude, I think you nailed that. 121 00:10:25,480 --> 00:10:27,500 If you want to do this part justice... 122 00:10:27,900 --> 00:10:29,360 You gotta have your body looking right. 123 00:10:29,720 --> 00:10:32,200 You need to stay in your lane, okay? 124 00:10:34,840 --> 00:10:37,460 What do you mean, what's my lane? 125 00:10:38,720 --> 00:10:40,600 Like, that new model. 126 00:10:42,720 --> 00:10:43,720 Hairless. 127 00:10:45,260 --> 00:10:46,260 Boy, man. 128 00:10:50,680 --> 00:10:52,180 I don't think that's it. 129 00:10:54,340 --> 00:10:55,340 That's you, man. 130 00:10:56,420 --> 00:10:57,420 That's your lane. 131 00:11:20,170 --> 00:11:21,170 Chris Hammond, right? 132 00:11:22,210 --> 00:11:23,850 Yes. I knew it. 133 00:11:24,510 --> 00:11:25,510 Thank you. 134 00:11:25,790 --> 00:11:27,330 They double booked me. 135 00:11:27,870 --> 00:11:32,030 I started racing hell and they changed it to a first class ticket. 136 00:11:32,230 --> 00:11:35,310 Now, who am I to turn down three skybarks? 137 00:11:36,430 --> 00:11:37,430 Lucky you. 138 00:11:39,210 --> 00:11:43,610 It is so cool to meet a real celebrity. 139 00:11:45,050 --> 00:11:48,730 What you're doing matters like really. 140 00:11:49,569 --> 00:11:50,569 Fucking matters. 141 00:11:53,270 --> 00:11:56,230 Thank you so much. I appreciate that. 142 00:11:56,590 --> 00:11:58,270 I hope they're treating you right. 143 00:11:59,710 --> 00:12:02,950 I hope you're making a billion dollars a year. 144 00:12:04,870 --> 00:12:07,870 I hope they're giving you everything you want. Cheers. 145 00:12:09,310 --> 00:12:15,710 You know, at first, no one at the network wanted to listen to us. And they 146 00:12:15,710 --> 00:12:17,470 said, how do I promote this? How do I promote this? 147 00:12:18,640 --> 00:12:22,960 And I went to the network and I said, I'll tell you how to promote it. 148 00:12:23,760 --> 00:12:26,600 There's a man with his penis in his hand. 149 00:12:27,160 --> 00:12:28,600 And he's on your porch. 150 00:12:28,940 --> 00:12:30,800 And he wants to stick it in your daughter. 151 00:12:32,300 --> 00:12:35,740 Tonight, I'm going to tell you how to make that not happen. 152 00:12:37,560 --> 00:12:41,640 Right? And they just said, okay. 153 00:12:42,580 --> 00:12:43,580 Greenlit. 154 00:12:44,100 --> 00:12:47,220 Well, that's what it's about, right? It is. That's entertainment history. 155 00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:52,440 You gotta tell them how to sell it. It's not just about making a show. You know, 156 00:12:52,460 --> 00:12:59,140 Chris, if I was you, I'd just fucking kill those guys. 157 00:13:00,700 --> 00:13:03,140 Beat the living shit out of them. 158 00:13:04,540 --> 00:13:05,540 Bare hands. 159 00:13:06,300 --> 00:13:09,760 I don't think that would fly on NBC. 160 00:13:11,520 --> 00:13:14,500 Don't you ever just want to bleed them? 161 00:13:24,880 --> 00:13:26,660 do is a little worse. 162 00:13:31,120 --> 00:13:32,120 Alright. 163 00:13:33,560 --> 00:13:34,560 Don't lose it! 164 00:13:34,660 --> 00:13:35,660 Give me your hand! 165 00:13:36,480 --> 00:13:42,160 Our Iraq veteran is all apologies now, but this is the same man saying things 166 00:13:42,160 --> 00:13:46,100 to a girl he thought was 13, like, we can take the shower together, I will 167 00:13:46,100 --> 00:13:47,960 undress you, and you will undress me, okay? 168 00:13:48,600 --> 00:13:53,220 Little did he know he was chatting with an adult man, Xavier Von Erich, the co 169 00:13:53,220 --> 00:13:54,440 -founder of the vigilante group. 170 00:13:54,810 --> 00:13:58,550 perverted justice, whose mission is exposing internet predators. 171 00:14:00,030 --> 00:14:04,310 I just got to go floss. I have something stuck in my teeth. This is Del Harvey, 172 00:14:04,450 --> 00:14:05,550 one of our decoys. 173 00:14:05,810 --> 00:14:08,610 She can act like a cutesy 13-year-old girl. 174 00:14:09,630 --> 00:14:10,630 You're so funny. 175 00:14:10,890 --> 00:14:14,170 Or she can put a ball cap on and pose as a boy. Do you know anything about, like, 176 00:14:14,190 --> 00:14:19,210 skateboarding? Oh, I just whacked my toe on the banister. I'll be right down. 177 00:14:19,310 --> 00:14:21,430 I've worked a lot with victims of sexual abuse. 178 00:14:22,240 --> 00:14:24,080 I sort of see what I do here as a form of activism. 179 00:14:24,340 --> 00:14:30,220 One year since our first investigation, this national epidemic keeps on growing. 180 00:14:30,700 --> 00:14:31,599 How old are you? 181 00:14:31,600 --> 00:14:33,100 35. Want to try again? 182 00:14:33,320 --> 00:14:35,280 When we come back... Hey, come on in! 183 00:14:35,600 --> 00:14:37,220 ...the parade of men begins. 184 00:14:37,480 --> 00:14:39,560 And some of them come bearing kids. 185 00:14:39,800 --> 00:14:43,260 I brought the condoms, too, of course. Pass it right there, of course. 186 00:14:44,380 --> 00:14:45,380 Kitty. 187 00:14:50,060 --> 00:14:53,500 When these guys, they see me emerge, their noses flare. 188 00:14:53,780 --> 00:14:56,600 And I think it would be fascinating for an audience to hear it as well. 189 00:15:00,260 --> 00:15:02,640 Can I just try that video one more time? 190 00:15:05,960 --> 00:15:09,500 When we come back, the parade of men begins. 191 00:15:09,920 --> 00:15:12,700 And some of them come bearing gifts. 192 00:15:13,980 --> 00:15:14,980 It's time. 193 00:15:17,780 --> 00:15:18,880 Okay, let's try that again. 194 00:15:19,970 --> 00:15:22,910 When we come back, the parade of men begins. 195 00:15:23,550 --> 00:15:27,250 And some of them come bearing gifts. That was great. I loved it. That's the 196 00:15:27,250 --> 00:15:28,250 one. 197 00:15:28,730 --> 00:15:29,730 Okay, just one more time. 198 00:15:30,770 --> 00:15:35,490 When we come back, when we come back, when we come back, the parade of men 199 00:15:35,490 --> 00:15:36,490 begins. 200 00:15:36,730 --> 00:15:39,410 And some of them come bearing gifts. 201 00:15:40,370 --> 00:15:42,390 Very nice. Mark that tape. Just one more time. We gotta go. 202 00:15:58,350 --> 00:15:59,770 Guy thinks he's fucking Mike Wallace. 203 00:16:02,750 --> 00:16:04,590 I have no jury. 204 00:16:04,830 --> 00:16:06,450 Five anonymous judges. 205 00:16:06,750 --> 00:16:11,150 Behind an opaque screen. 206 00:16:11,910 --> 00:16:14,370 I'm Stone Phillips with Dateline NBC. 207 00:16:18,210 --> 00:16:21,090 I forgot something. Fucking shit. 208 00:16:23,470 --> 00:16:25,230 I told you you can't call me at work. 209 00:16:28,940 --> 00:16:29,940 Absolutely not. 210 00:16:30,640 --> 00:16:31,640 What? 211 00:16:32,300 --> 00:16:33,920 Chris, you said you loved me. 212 00:16:34,260 --> 00:16:37,220 No, I'm not talking to you. I'm in a meeting. 213 00:16:37,560 --> 00:16:40,720 You're not in a goddamn meeting, and I know you're in for it for the next 214 00:16:40,720 --> 00:16:43,920 weekend. If you don't see me then, I'm telling you, you're white. 215 00:16:44,980 --> 00:16:45,980 Oh. 216 00:16:51,360 --> 00:16:52,740 Yeah, I need services. 217 00:16:53,140 --> 00:16:54,980 Hello, this is Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC. 218 00:16:55,620 --> 00:16:56,620 Your machine. 219 00:16:57,820 --> 00:16:59,100 has just stolen from me. 220 00:17:02,640 --> 00:17:04,760 Great to see you. 221 00:17:05,500 --> 00:17:06,500 Apologies. 222 00:17:06,800 --> 00:17:07,800 Apologies for the delay. 223 00:17:08,319 --> 00:17:10,859 It's okay. We were supposed to start a few minutes ago, but it's okay. Have a 224 00:17:10,859 --> 00:17:12,800 seat and try a cookie. 225 00:17:15,420 --> 00:17:20,400 So look, I don't know how else to say this, but I don't really like your show. 226 00:17:21,359 --> 00:17:22,660 I don't really understand it. 227 00:17:23,180 --> 00:17:26,900 I don't really believe in it, but America loves it. 228 00:17:28,380 --> 00:17:29,380 Television's changing. 229 00:17:30,160 --> 00:17:31,160 Seinfeld gone. 230 00:17:31,580 --> 00:17:32,580 Friends gone. 231 00:17:33,600 --> 00:17:37,120 We've poured hundreds of millions of dollars into beautiful scripted shows. 232 00:17:37,620 --> 00:17:40,060 The audience just isn't there. They're not watching. 233 00:17:40,320 --> 00:17:43,820 Right now, your show has a special connection with the audience. 234 00:17:44,500 --> 00:17:48,560 Every one of our competitors is trying to top you. ABC will have a functioning 235 00:17:48,560 --> 00:17:49,960 facsimile in less than a month. 236 00:17:50,240 --> 00:17:56,200 So I need you to... It's time that you all play with the big boys. 237 00:17:57,900 --> 00:17:59,520 What do we got on Thursday nights? 238 00:17:59,780 --> 00:18:00,820 Uh, my name is Earl. 239 00:18:01,820 --> 00:18:03,380 No, Bump Joey. 240 00:18:04,260 --> 00:18:05,460 Not Bumpin' Joey. 241 00:18:06,100 --> 00:18:07,100 Let me see. 242 00:18:07,160 --> 00:18:08,920 Friday Night Live's not my favorite show. 243 00:18:09,140 --> 00:18:11,180 Criminal 10, SVU, not Dick Wolf. 244 00:18:11,520 --> 00:18:12,840 Biggest Loser, Regality. 245 00:18:13,460 --> 00:18:15,600 No. I got it. 246 00:18:16,520 --> 00:18:19,800 We're taking on... Lost. 247 00:18:20,260 --> 00:18:21,480 Lost. Lost. 248 00:18:22,560 --> 00:18:23,860 Lost is on. 249 00:18:24,500 --> 00:18:25,700 At the same time. 250 00:18:26,800 --> 00:18:27,880 It's us versus them. 251 00:18:28,260 --> 00:18:32,940 And we can kill them. But we're going to need a lot more of those. You're not 252 00:18:32,940 --> 00:18:34,120 going to believe who's coming. 253 00:18:34,360 --> 00:18:35,360 High impact. 254 00:18:35,420 --> 00:18:36,420 Yeah. 255 00:18:36,580 --> 00:18:37,600 Can you do that? 256 00:18:40,300 --> 00:18:41,300 Yes, I can. 257 00:18:43,240 --> 00:18:44,240 Schoolgirl. 258 00:18:44,880 --> 00:18:45,880 Yeah, 259 00:18:46,240 --> 00:18:47,480 pizza's my favorite. 260 00:18:48,660 --> 00:18:49,660 This thing. 261 00:18:49,900 --> 00:18:51,620 Pepperoni. That thing. 262 00:18:53,260 --> 00:18:54,500 You've seen it all before. 263 00:18:55,980 --> 00:18:57,720 Oh, my God. 264 00:18:58,420 --> 00:18:59,460 You are so pretty. 265 00:18:59,840 --> 00:19:01,140 Mom, you're so sweet. 266 00:19:01,960 --> 00:19:04,300 We need to spend time with her. 267 00:19:04,900 --> 00:19:07,240 The best of the best. 268 00:19:08,580 --> 00:19:10,740 From home, my house. All right, this guy's good. 269 00:19:10,940 --> 00:19:12,420 Crazy Frog 73. 270 00:19:13,020 --> 00:19:19,160 He wants us to cover him with whipped cream, and he wants to watch the kid 271 00:19:19,160 --> 00:19:21,260 have sex with a cat. 272 00:19:23,980 --> 00:19:26,800 We're taking the new schedule to advertisers next week. How again? 273 00:19:27,060 --> 00:19:28,060 To catch a predator. 274 00:19:28,800 --> 00:19:30,200 Wednesdays, 9 p.m. 275 00:19:30,820 --> 00:19:31,820 Prime time. 276 00:19:33,220 --> 00:19:34,420 Oh, my God. 277 00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:37,200 Chris. I always knew it would happen. 278 00:19:37,580 --> 00:19:42,260 Okay. I always knew we were going to do this. So we need to, um, how will we, 279 00:19:42,380 --> 00:19:47,240 um, uh, high-impact predators, you know, it's like we can hold auditions. We're 280 00:19:47,240 --> 00:19:48,340 kind of at the mercy of what we can. 281 00:19:48,600 --> 00:19:50,120 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 282 00:19:50,320 --> 00:19:51,320 I believe in you. 283 00:19:51,720 --> 00:19:52,760 We're going to find one. 284 00:19:53,320 --> 00:19:54,320 I'm going to be picking the lost. 285 00:19:54,820 --> 00:20:01,720 Breaking news. I'm Stone Phillips. Stone Phillips with 286 00:20:01,720 --> 00:20:03,200 Dateline and Easy. Great job. 287 00:20:05,300 --> 00:20:08,340 I could never do what you do. 288 00:20:08,800 --> 00:20:11,180 Good to see you, Stone. 289 00:20:12,500 --> 00:20:13,500 It's thrilling. 290 00:20:14,200 --> 00:20:15,620 I'll be watching from Afghanistan. 291 00:20:16,920 --> 00:20:17,920 Thank you. 292 00:21:08,929 --> 00:21:09,929 Hey, 293 00:21:16,290 --> 00:21:16,929 what's up? 294 00:21:16,930 --> 00:21:18,110 Hey. Come on in. 295 00:21:19,210 --> 00:21:21,050 Are you sure your parents aren't home? 296 00:21:21,850 --> 00:21:22,850 I'm sure. 297 00:21:23,550 --> 00:21:27,710 I have a bunch of beer in the car, but I brought the condoms. 298 00:21:28,490 --> 00:21:29,490 Big night plan. 299 00:21:31,570 --> 00:21:32,970 Why don't you have a seat right there? 300 00:21:35,470 --> 00:21:36,730 No, I'm done. 301 00:21:39,790 --> 00:21:40,810 You boys know what that is? 302 00:21:42,930 --> 00:21:49,850 It's the time when the most amount of people tune in to 303 00:21:49,850 --> 00:21:51,450 watch a program. 304 00:21:55,670 --> 00:21:56,670 Yeah. 305 00:22:15,260 --> 00:22:17,460 Hi. I didn't hear you come in. 306 00:22:18,840 --> 00:22:20,300 Did you wake them? 307 00:22:21,700 --> 00:22:26,400 Oh, no, I was just, um... I was just reviewing the new edit, and, uh, they 308 00:22:26,400 --> 00:22:27,400 walked in. 309 00:22:28,940 --> 00:22:30,580 I'm glad they saw you. 310 00:22:41,200 --> 00:22:43,860 say something or my head is going to explode. 311 00:22:46,980 --> 00:22:52,080 I know that you think you know what kind of man I am. 312 00:22:52,620 --> 00:22:57,480 That I'm not upstanding in all the ways you thought I would be when we married. 313 00:23:00,720 --> 00:23:04,660 But I just want to say that here and now I 314 00:23:04,660 --> 00:23:08,940 am guilty. 315 00:23:10,480 --> 00:23:11,980 Everything you accuse me of. 316 00:23:12,940 --> 00:23:17,040 The one thing I am not guilty of is falling out of love with you. 317 00:23:52,760 --> 00:23:54,200 You're moving the show to prime time. 318 00:24:25,470 --> 00:24:31,890 hello hello mr plum uh we have an extra large style dildo for you downstairs um 319 00:24:31,890 --> 00:24:36,810 if you could come and get it as soon as possible that would be amazing it's me 320 00:24:36,810 --> 00:24:43,690 it's troy hey troy dude what's the room like it's awesome uh i have not 321 00:24:43,690 --> 00:24:49,410 one but two beds and and they have these like cool towel things and a view of 322 00:24:49,410 --> 00:24:52,730 like uh this like cool have you jerked it yet 323 00:24:55,950 --> 00:24:56,909 I'm just kidding, man. 324 00:24:56,910 --> 00:24:57,970 Do you have a coffee machine? 325 00:24:59,910 --> 00:25:00,910 Yeah. 326 00:25:01,530 --> 00:25:04,810 Does it have, like, little packets of coffee and sugar and cream? 327 00:25:05,110 --> 00:25:06,110 Yeah, why? 328 00:25:06,310 --> 00:25:07,930 Dude, that's amazing. 329 00:25:08,430 --> 00:25:11,810 That's freaking... I wish that was me, man. I'll just say that. 330 00:25:13,150 --> 00:25:14,490 You're the king of Fort Myers, man. 331 00:25:33,200 --> 00:25:36,620 You know what would be a huge turn on for me? 332 00:25:38,020 --> 00:25:42,000 You know what would be a huge turn on for me? 333 00:25:44,220 --> 00:25:45,380 Do you have any pets? 334 00:25:47,760 --> 00:25:48,800 Do you have any pets? 335 00:25:50,340 --> 00:25:52,480 Do you have any pets? 336 00:25:53,960 --> 00:25:56,060 You stick my thing in your mouth. 337 00:25:57,060 --> 00:25:58,240 And then I promise. 338 00:26:07,050 --> 00:26:13,390 Is this for a lying child or an adult thinking about fucking a child? Is this 339 00:26:13,390 --> 00:26:14,390 for you? 340 00:26:15,010 --> 00:26:19,410 Did you sanction this? 341 00:26:20,690 --> 00:26:21,810 It's on our merch site. 342 00:26:22,650 --> 00:26:23,690 What is a merch site? 343 00:26:26,510 --> 00:26:29,490 If this doesn't get taken down, I'm not going out there. 344 00:26:29,870 --> 00:26:31,450 It's just a thong. 345 00:26:32,030 --> 00:26:33,030 Eddie! 346 00:26:43,050 --> 00:26:43,989 What are you two doing? 347 00:26:43,990 --> 00:26:47,650 What is this? I'm not going out there until this gets taken down. I need you 348 00:26:47,650 --> 00:26:50,070 today. Our new decoy did not show. This is on our website. 349 00:26:50,430 --> 00:26:52,610 Don't do this to me because we need you to bind up. 350 00:26:55,610 --> 00:26:56,610 Whoa. 351 00:26:57,030 --> 00:26:58,030 Who the fuck are you? 352 00:26:58,330 --> 00:26:59,330 Oh. 353 00:26:59,950 --> 00:27:01,270 Hi. Hi. 354 00:27:01,750 --> 00:27:03,730 What are you wearing? What are you wearing? 355 00:27:04,190 --> 00:27:05,990 I, uh. You need to change. 356 00:27:06,190 --> 00:27:07,190 I have to change. 357 00:27:07,970 --> 00:27:10,230 Graffiti and sweat trunks. 358 00:27:10,570 --> 00:27:11,650 Okay, Dan. 359 00:27:12,720 --> 00:27:13,199 Hi, Dan. 360 00:27:13,200 --> 00:27:16,940 So you are playing a 13-year-old named Peter. 361 00:27:17,180 --> 00:27:21,380 And you have been chatting with this man of mine. 362 00:27:21,800 --> 00:27:25,760 And he likes cats. He has a sweet tooth. 363 00:27:26,380 --> 00:27:30,640 All you need to do is get him to the kitchen island. 364 00:27:30,900 --> 00:27:32,980 And Chris will come in. 365 00:27:33,240 --> 00:27:36,680 And you will go out. 366 00:27:37,200 --> 00:27:38,200 Okay, 367 00:27:39,100 --> 00:27:41,460 puka shell, puka shell, puka shell. 368 00:27:51,820 --> 00:27:55,300 Is there maybe time for rehearsal? We're going to shoot the rehearsal. 369 00:28:25,200 --> 00:28:26,200 Come in! 370 00:28:33,380 --> 00:28:34,380 Peter? 371 00:28:36,400 --> 00:28:37,440 Is that you? 372 00:28:39,020 --> 00:28:40,020 Hi. 373 00:28:41,440 --> 00:28:42,540 Yeah, it's me. 374 00:28:43,680 --> 00:28:44,900 You look different. 375 00:28:48,600 --> 00:28:49,640 Way different. 376 00:28:52,940 --> 00:28:53,940 Maybe. 377 00:28:55,379 --> 00:28:56,600 Sorry, I'm sort of nervous. 378 00:28:57,680 --> 00:28:59,100 You're even hotter than your pictures. 379 00:29:01,040 --> 00:29:02,440 Did you change your hair or something? 380 00:29:07,860 --> 00:29:08,860 I've been out in the sun. 381 00:29:11,080 --> 00:29:12,140 Wanna go over here? 382 00:29:14,320 --> 00:29:19,740 Where? I guess I thought, um... Maybe we could hang out in the kitchen. 383 00:29:22,260 --> 00:29:23,260 Okay. 384 00:29:24,100 --> 00:29:25,620 Dude. Do you have any water? 385 00:29:27,800 --> 00:29:28,920 I'll see what I can do. 386 00:29:32,460 --> 00:29:38,960 By the way, I 387 00:29:38,960 --> 00:29:41,920 brought something. 388 00:29:42,740 --> 00:29:43,740 Oh yeah? 389 00:30:10,400 --> 00:30:12,340 Why don't you have a seat right there? 390 00:30:18,620 --> 00:30:19,680 Want to explore yourself? 391 00:30:25,500 --> 00:30:26,500 Run around. 392 00:30:27,760 --> 00:30:28,840 Look for a cat. 393 00:30:30,460 --> 00:30:32,860 Scream whipped cream all over yourself. 394 00:30:34,700 --> 00:30:36,700 What's going on in your mind? 395 00:30:49,460 --> 00:30:51,140 Crazy frog. 396 00:30:54,480 --> 00:30:55,480 Hey. 397 00:31:01,360 --> 00:31:02,360 Hey. 398 00:31:04,590 --> 00:31:05,790 Amazing. Oh, thanks. 399 00:31:05,990 --> 00:31:08,750 You're a movie star. Thank you. Yeah. 400 00:31:09,390 --> 00:31:12,170 You are a natural. 401 00:31:13,590 --> 00:31:14,590 Yeah. 402 00:31:14,970 --> 00:31:17,030 Amazing. Thank you. 403 00:31:17,330 --> 00:31:20,390 I get stress migraines. I don't know if you do. 404 00:31:22,350 --> 00:31:23,670 Maybe. Maybe. 405 00:31:24,550 --> 00:31:25,550 Thank you. 406 00:31:28,590 --> 00:31:30,190 You look so good. 407 00:31:30,550 --> 00:31:32,430 Oh, thank you. Yeah. Yeah. 408 00:31:33,180 --> 00:31:34,180 I mean it. 409 00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:36,000 Yeah. 410 00:31:42,560 --> 00:31:43,740 It's okay. It's okay. 411 00:31:45,660 --> 00:31:47,060 It happens to us all. 412 00:31:51,540 --> 00:31:58,400 I like this new decoy. It frees up like the last one. Yeah, I 413 00:31:58,400 --> 00:32:00,620 think you might want... God damn it, Andy, not again. 414 00:32:00,840 --> 00:32:02,000 I need that one. 415 00:32:02,600 --> 00:32:03,600 Perfect. I'm pretty sure. 416 00:32:03,720 --> 00:32:08,300 I agree, but for its first time, that was a lot. And if we do have to inform 417 00:32:08,300 --> 00:32:10,920 the network, the optics were really not good. 418 00:32:11,520 --> 00:32:14,820 So, can you talk to him? 419 00:32:16,700 --> 00:32:18,220 What? No. I have somewhere to be. 420 00:32:18,720 --> 00:32:20,060 In Fort Myers? Where? 421 00:32:22,100 --> 00:32:23,780 I have a lot, Fendi. 422 00:32:25,840 --> 00:32:28,340 Okay. Can you talk to him first? 423 00:32:28,840 --> 00:32:31,480 I think that reassurance coming from you. 424 00:32:32,710 --> 00:32:35,690 Maybe the hotel bar, maybe a nice Macau. 425 00:32:36,070 --> 00:32:40,510 And maybe you expense it, maybe I don't tell. 426 00:32:56,350 --> 00:32:57,350 Dan, hello. 427 00:32:57,790 --> 00:32:58,790 Chris Jensen. 428 00:32:59,710 --> 00:33:00,710 How are you doing? 429 00:33:00,990 --> 00:33:01,990 I'm okay. 430 00:33:05,770 --> 00:33:06,770 It's a big day. 431 00:33:08,350 --> 00:33:09,410 Do you want some wine, Dan? 432 00:33:09,670 --> 00:33:13,990 Uh, Bud Light. Bud Light would be nice. It relaxes. On NBC. 433 00:33:16,850 --> 00:33:17,910 Bud Weiser, Dan. 434 00:33:18,950 --> 00:33:20,430 I don't need to. 435 00:33:25,150 --> 00:33:26,930 How long have you been acting, Dan? 436 00:33:27,730 --> 00:33:30,090 Uh, four years. 437 00:33:30,430 --> 00:33:32,150 Four years professionally, but... 438 00:33:33,390 --> 00:33:35,330 I've dreamt of it my entire life. 439 00:33:37,230 --> 00:33:39,470 Musical theater, mainly. 440 00:33:41,350 --> 00:33:42,350 Different world. 441 00:33:47,550 --> 00:33:50,050 I hate feeling like I'm not up to the task. 442 00:33:54,190 --> 00:33:57,410 It matters a lot to me to do a good job. 443 00:33:59,990 --> 00:34:02,310 What were you... 444 00:34:02,750 --> 00:34:06,210 hoping to achieve from this experience. 445 00:34:09,590 --> 00:34:10,929 Something for my reel. 446 00:34:13,230 --> 00:34:15,530 More than that, a credit. 447 00:34:15,790 --> 00:34:19,590 That would be really helpful for getting my union card and representation. 448 00:34:20,330 --> 00:34:21,330 Thank you. 449 00:34:21,770 --> 00:34:22,770 Damn. 450 00:34:23,650 --> 00:34:27,110 Do you know what your credit is on this show? 451 00:34:29,889 --> 00:34:30,889 Peter? 452 00:34:32,780 --> 00:34:35,560 Peter, my character from today? 453 00:34:35,840 --> 00:34:36,840 No. 454 00:34:38,219 --> 00:34:39,219 No. 455 00:34:40,159 --> 00:34:41,159 Superhero. 456 00:34:41,940 --> 00:34:43,100 That's your credit. 457 00:34:44,020 --> 00:34:49,800 And what you're doing is more than acting. 458 00:34:50,719 --> 00:34:52,800 It's much more. 459 00:34:54,699 --> 00:34:59,260 You're here with us and you're saving children. 460 00:35:02,700 --> 00:35:03,700 Yeah. 461 00:35:11,680 --> 00:35:12,680 Daniel. 462 00:35:15,960 --> 00:35:16,960 Dan. 463 00:35:18,280 --> 00:35:19,760 Danny. Danny. 464 00:35:22,540 --> 00:35:23,540 Decoy Dad. 465 00:35:23,920 --> 00:35:26,820 Decoy Dad. Decoy Dad. Decoy Dad. Decoy Dad. 466 00:35:28,020 --> 00:35:29,020 That's your credit. 467 00:35:30,540 --> 00:35:31,540 Decoy Dad. 468 00:35:32,750 --> 00:35:33,750 Decoy dance. 469 00:35:43,430 --> 00:35:44,730 Remind me of my son. 470 00:35:45,870 --> 00:35:48,010 But, uh, older. 471 00:35:48,270 --> 00:35:49,270 Oh. 472 00:35:49,970 --> 00:35:50,970 Thanks. 473 00:36:01,360 --> 00:36:02,680 Grave clean. Oh, 474 00:36:04,380 --> 00:36:08,880 uh... Uh... 475 00:36:08,880 --> 00:36:11,640 Respectful? 476 00:36:12,600 --> 00:36:13,600 Close. 477 00:36:14,880 --> 00:36:15,880 Vibrant. 478 00:36:16,720 --> 00:36:18,600 Vibrant. I knew you were a Boy Scout. 479 00:36:18,940 --> 00:36:19,940 How long you do it for? 480 00:36:21,060 --> 00:36:23,740 Maybe like two years or something like that. 481 00:36:26,480 --> 00:36:28,080 It's a sign of strong character. 482 00:36:35,620 --> 00:36:38,160 Night. Sorry, can I just ask, is that an acting totem? 483 00:36:38,780 --> 00:36:40,040 What? Your bracelet. 484 00:36:40,540 --> 00:36:46,520 Is it... Nothing I do is acting, Dan. 485 00:36:49,780 --> 00:36:51,540 Right. I got it in India. 486 00:36:53,740 --> 00:36:57,760 1996. I was doing a story on child slave labor. 487 00:36:59,520 --> 00:37:00,520 I won an Emmy. 488 00:37:04,020 --> 00:37:10,420 Predator has never earned an Emmy, nor any of the serious recognition it 489 00:37:10,420 --> 00:37:11,420 deserves. 490 00:37:17,020 --> 00:37:19,960 But I think that's all about to change. 491 00:37:23,500 --> 00:37:25,060 All right. All right. 492 00:37:27,020 --> 00:37:28,140 I'll see you tomorrow. 493 00:37:28,500 --> 00:37:29,500 See you tomorrow. 494 00:38:07,460 --> 00:38:11,320 Hello? Oh, hey, Andy. This is Patti Patterson from ABC. 495 00:38:11,860 --> 00:38:13,540 Sorry, am I interrupting something? 496 00:38:13,940 --> 00:38:19,480 No. I don't think we've met, but... Oh, uh, we have, actually. 497 00:38:19,880 --> 00:38:22,140 The Murrow Awards last year. 498 00:38:22,820 --> 00:38:24,760 Hi. Oh, my brain. 499 00:38:26,740 --> 00:38:30,140 Anyway, we wanted to congratulate you on the new time slot. 500 00:38:30,640 --> 00:38:31,880 Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh. 501 00:38:33,220 --> 00:38:35,940 I thought you just pitched it to the admin. 502 00:38:36,590 --> 00:38:40,650 Not sure if you're aware, but we've been working on a show for the same night. 503 00:38:41,250 --> 00:38:42,209 Uh-huh. 504 00:38:42,210 --> 00:38:46,450 And we've been so impressed by your work on Predator. We would love to pick your 505 00:38:46,450 --> 00:38:47,450 brain. 506 00:38:47,590 --> 00:38:51,390 I was wondering if you'd be free for a drink or a... You know what's better 507 00:38:51,390 --> 00:38:52,390 than a drink? 508 00:38:52,410 --> 00:38:53,470 A sushi roll. 509 00:38:53,910 --> 00:38:57,450 Well, that's not possible. I'm shooting in Fort Myers. 510 00:38:57,990 --> 00:38:58,990 That is crazy. 511 00:38:59,270 --> 00:39:01,550 I will be in Florida tomorrow. 512 00:39:02,670 --> 00:39:03,950 Uh, not tomorrow. 513 00:39:04,830 --> 00:39:06,830 Yeah, sounds great. So, I'll see you tomorrow evening. 514 00:39:08,310 --> 00:39:10,730 See you, uh, okay, okay. 515 00:39:19,450 --> 00:39:26,310 I don't mean to upset you, Kristen, but we can still have a 516 00:39:26,310 --> 00:39:27,590 nice dinner as friends. 517 00:39:29,050 --> 00:39:30,050 Friends? 518 00:39:48,910 --> 00:39:51,030 So none of this meant anything to you? 519 00:39:52,290 --> 00:39:53,290 Nothing, 520 00:39:53,810 --> 00:39:54,810 no. 521 00:39:55,490 --> 00:40:01,590 Kristen, I want to be a part of your life. I do, I truly do. 522 00:40:01,870 --> 00:40:07,610 But I can only participate in obfuscated ways 523 00:40:07,610 --> 00:40:09,410 at a distance. 524 00:40:27,420 --> 00:40:29,300 Do you want anything for dessert? 525 00:40:29,980 --> 00:40:30,980 Do you have any cookies? 526 00:40:31,580 --> 00:40:33,060 I can definitely ask the chef. 527 00:40:33,400 --> 00:40:35,160 No, I'm just kidding around. 528 00:40:35,540 --> 00:40:38,400 No, I'm just joking. 529 00:40:38,620 --> 00:40:41,460 Oh, okay. Thank you so much. Thank you so much. 530 00:40:48,980 --> 00:40:49,980 I know. 531 00:40:53,800 --> 00:40:54,960 I love my wife. 532 00:40:56,300 --> 00:40:59,000 We don't need to make a scene, okay? We don't need to make a scene. 533 00:40:59,300 --> 00:41:00,300 Happy, baby. 534 00:41:01,040 --> 00:41:02,740 Happy. I'm sorry. 535 00:41:03,020 --> 00:41:04,020 I'm sorry. 536 00:41:04,200 --> 00:41:07,620 I'm going to do everything in my power to make this right. I swear to God. 537 00:41:08,100 --> 00:41:09,100 Okay? 538 00:41:30,220 --> 00:41:32,060 I mean, make it your cab. 539 00:41:33,600 --> 00:41:34,600 Oh. 540 00:41:35,460 --> 00:41:36,439 Come on. 541 00:41:36,440 --> 00:41:37,440 Let's go. 542 00:41:37,480 --> 00:41:38,820 Okay. Okay. 543 00:41:47,900 --> 00:41:48,819 Who is that? 544 00:41:48,820 --> 00:41:51,660 Me. One sec. 545 00:41:52,320 --> 00:41:53,320 Verification call. 546 00:41:53,720 --> 00:41:54,720 Check it out. 547 00:42:01,070 --> 00:42:01,928 Hey, man. 548 00:42:01,930 --> 00:42:04,250 Hey, there you are. I told you I was real. 549 00:42:04,690 --> 00:42:05,690 I like real. 550 00:42:06,310 --> 00:42:08,290 What do you think we should do next Monday? 551 00:42:09,090 --> 00:42:10,090 I don't know. 552 00:42:11,230 --> 00:42:15,110 Probably be shooting some hoops or something. So if you want to shower 553 00:42:15,110 --> 00:42:16,450 together, that might be nice. 554 00:42:16,730 --> 00:42:19,870 Yeah, I can't wait for the adventure. 555 00:42:20,230 --> 00:42:25,110 Cool. It's the last house at the end of the cul-de-sac. You can't miss it. It's 556 00:42:25,110 --> 00:42:26,450 boring like the other ones. 557 00:42:26,770 --> 00:42:28,350 Well, I can't wait. 558 00:42:28,650 --> 00:42:30,530 Cool. Oh, don't forget the weed. 559 00:42:30,750 --> 00:42:31,750 Oh, yeah. 560 00:42:31,910 --> 00:42:34,310 Cool. That'd be great. All right. Later. Bye. 561 00:42:34,610 --> 00:42:35,610 Bye. 562 00:42:37,210 --> 00:42:39,590 You have to smile so they can hear your voice. 563 00:42:39,870 --> 00:42:40,870 Yeah, cool. 564 00:42:41,190 --> 00:42:42,190 Thanks. 565 00:42:49,270 --> 00:42:55,730 Look, if this is something you really want to do, you can't 566 00:42:55,730 --> 00:42:58,070 treat it like an acting gig, you know? 567 00:42:59,020 --> 00:43:02,240 The last decoy made it an episode and a half. 568 00:43:03,100 --> 00:43:06,100 Saw a predator who looked like his dad and walked off. 569 00:43:07,560 --> 00:43:10,400 You have to find ways to protect yourself. 570 00:43:12,740 --> 00:43:13,740 Yeah. 571 00:43:15,780 --> 00:43:16,780 Thanks. 572 00:43:18,960 --> 00:43:19,960 See you tomorrow. 573 00:43:20,480 --> 00:43:21,480 Don't be late. 574 00:43:35,370 --> 00:43:36,370 I'm baking cookies. 575 00:43:43,370 --> 00:43:44,450 Hey, come right in, bro. 576 00:43:44,890 --> 00:43:46,630 I'm baking cookies. 577 00:43:52,350 --> 00:43:54,490 Hey, come on in. There's sweetsie on the table. 578 00:43:55,930 --> 00:43:57,510 Hey, come on in. 579 00:43:58,270 --> 00:43:59,370 There's sweetsie on the table. 580 00:43:59,630 --> 00:44:01,670 Did you bring any of that stuff we talked about? 581 00:44:03,270 --> 00:44:04,270 Hey, Marco. 582 00:44:04,970 --> 00:44:06,550 Did you bring the stuff we talked about? 583 00:44:06,830 --> 00:44:10,290 It's your house? Uh, well, technically my mommy and daddy's house. 584 00:44:10,850 --> 00:44:12,990 Hey, just hopped out of the shower. 585 00:44:13,270 --> 00:44:14,730 Just put a pizza in the oven. 586 00:44:15,050 --> 00:44:17,050 Just picture me naked and come on in. 587 00:44:17,290 --> 00:44:18,870 I could figure something out. 588 00:44:19,310 --> 00:44:20,450 Oh, what about a little beer float? 589 00:44:21,090 --> 00:44:21,908 I'll do that. 590 00:44:21,910 --> 00:44:22,910 Don't go anywhere. 591 00:44:23,010 --> 00:44:24,050 Oh, they're gonna love it. 592 00:44:24,730 --> 00:44:25,730 They're gonna love this. 593 00:44:26,750 --> 00:44:27,750 How you doing, Stanley? 594 00:44:28,410 --> 00:44:29,410 Are you Jeremy? 595 00:44:30,110 --> 00:44:31,110 Jeremy's talented tongue? 596 00:44:33,410 --> 00:44:34,410 You nervous? 597 00:44:34,570 --> 00:44:35,570 That's okay, me too. 598 00:44:35,770 --> 00:44:36,970 What did you think you wanted to do? 599 00:44:37,250 --> 00:44:42,230 I was going to do the shit, but I didn't. Did you go down? 600 00:44:43,330 --> 00:44:45,390 No, Christopher, I need to talk to you. 601 00:44:45,910 --> 00:44:47,570 Oh, boy. 602 00:44:53,290 --> 00:44:53,630 I 603 00:44:53,630 --> 00:45:00,450 don't know 604 00:45:00,450 --> 00:45:02,490 why you knocked me out. What's she doing? 605 00:45:03,180 --> 00:45:09,160 it's okay okay so 606 00:45:09,160 --> 00:45:15,980 we got a fan letter from five foot cop dear chris hansen and the good 607 00:45:15,980 --> 00:45:21,780 man of the national broadcasting corporation my name is michael sasher 608 00:45:21,780 --> 00:45:24,400 headquarters 609 00:45:24,400 --> 00:45:31,040 be advised to lock myself out the unit 610 00:45:32,840 --> 00:45:36,680 I write to you today to thank you from the bottom of my heart for promoting 611 00:45:36,680 --> 00:45:38,920 goodness in this troubled world we live in. 612 00:45:41,580 --> 00:45:47,020 I also want to thank you for promoting respect for law enforcement in your 613 00:45:47,020 --> 00:45:48,020 program. 614 00:45:48,540 --> 00:45:53,200 What this world needs, in my opinion, is a good, hard-looking America. 615 00:45:55,200 --> 00:45:57,480 But what is that but your show? 616 00:46:02,350 --> 00:46:06,230 find yourself down in murphy texas please know that you have a friendly 617 00:46:06,230 --> 00:46:13,130 face here in our precinct she this could only look good 618 00:46:13,130 --> 00:46:18,450 for election season just name that program how to catch a predator 619 00:46:25,520 --> 00:46:28,900 I tried to get in touch with Andy, but when they couldn't, they reached out to 620 00:46:28,900 --> 00:46:33,940 me. They wanted us to come shoot in their town, so I started to troll the 621 00:46:33,940 --> 00:46:35,620 area. It's the same old shit. 622 00:46:36,180 --> 00:46:38,640 Factory worker, plumber, looser, boring. 623 00:46:39,480 --> 00:46:45,640 Then, I catch something that's like nothing I've ever seen. 624 00:46:46,180 --> 00:46:51,440 This fish comes along, takes a bite, and then, there it is. 625 00:46:52,080 --> 00:46:53,820 He comes back, bites again. 626 00:46:57,610 --> 00:47:01,470 I never lose these guys because they are usually fucking idiots. 627 00:47:02,230 --> 00:47:04,550 This is not your average PL. 628 00:47:05,290 --> 00:47:09,330 He was careful not to give anything away, but boy, did he love to chat. 629 00:47:10,710 --> 00:47:11,710 We battled. 630 00:47:12,050 --> 00:47:13,990 I tried every trick in the book, Chris. 631 00:47:14,870 --> 00:47:18,310 I was leaving him in for hours, but he wouldn't take the bait. 632 00:47:18,730 --> 00:47:20,270 I was ready to give up. 633 00:47:21,150 --> 00:47:23,990 But then, he slipped. 634 00:47:26,150 --> 00:47:27,150 Awake. 635 00:47:27,700 --> 00:47:28,980 Inventing Texas. 636 00:47:30,740 --> 00:47:32,080 So I did some digging. 637 00:47:35,580 --> 00:47:40,500 The only one I could find was a private event for government associates of a 638 00:47:40,500 --> 00:47:41,500 dead senator. 639 00:47:43,100 --> 00:47:46,460 The most important piece in Texas. 640 00:47:46,720 --> 00:47:53,520 We never caught a government operative or a man on the inside. 641 00:47:53,640 --> 00:47:56,140 This, this is it. 642 00:47:57,020 --> 00:48:03,200 This guy's got to be CIA, NSA, or 643 00:48:03,200 --> 00:48:08,440 he is at the highest levels of government. 644 00:48:12,620 --> 00:48:15,160 I mean, what are we talking about here? Are we talking about a mayor or a 645 00:48:15,160 --> 00:48:18,640 congressman? Are we talking about the president? 646 00:48:35,160 --> 00:48:39,360 Chris, we already have our schedule for the coming months in the Jersey Shores 647 00:48:39,360 --> 00:48:40,360 after this. 648 00:48:40,520 --> 00:48:43,860 That is a priority for the now. I have a feeling about this guy, Chris. 649 00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:46,280 I really do. 650 00:48:50,200 --> 00:48:52,340 No, it's not enough information to act. 651 00:48:52,740 --> 00:48:53,740 She's right. 652 00:48:54,500 --> 00:48:56,340 Keep looking and let me know if you have something more. 653 00:48:57,420 --> 00:48:58,420 I like it. 654 00:48:58,760 --> 00:48:59,800 I like it so much. 655 00:49:02,600 --> 00:49:03,600 Nice work. 656 00:49:15,720 --> 00:49:18,020 Excuse me. T minus 10 minutes. 657 00:49:20,160 --> 00:49:22,320 Can you bring up the last couple of clips we shot? 658 00:49:22,860 --> 00:49:23,860 Oh, yeah, we're good. 659 00:49:24,440 --> 00:49:26,600 Well, I'm thinking of trying something new I want to see. 660 00:49:26,800 --> 00:49:27,800 Okay, we're good. 661 00:49:31,380 --> 00:49:34,480 You just have to be very clean in your abs. 662 00:49:35,700 --> 00:49:36,700 Your abs. 663 00:49:36,920 --> 00:49:38,060 I think that's too far. 664 00:49:38,260 --> 00:49:40,880 Stick to the suck and be sucked stuff. 665 00:49:41,220 --> 00:49:42,220 Okay. 666 00:50:01,640 --> 00:50:06,960 the opportunity to comment before we run a story about you next week. And what is 667 00:50:06,960 --> 00:50:07,960 the story about? 668 00:50:08,420 --> 00:50:12,200 A young woman and her extramarital activities. 669 00:50:12,540 --> 00:50:14,020 Does that ring a bell? 670 00:50:15,020 --> 00:50:20,360 If I call NBC, what would they say about this? 671 00:50:21,460 --> 00:50:26,980 America's favorite pervert catcher sticking fingers where fingers shouldn't 672 00:50:26,980 --> 00:50:27,980 be undone. 673 00:50:44,660 --> 00:50:47,980 Hello? Hi, I'm Mary, Chris Hansen. Yes, I know you don't. 674 00:50:48,280 --> 00:50:49,740 Yeah, yeah, sorry. 675 00:50:51,340 --> 00:50:52,340 Hey, hey, Dad. 676 00:50:52,860 --> 00:50:53,860 Hi, boys. Yeah, 677 00:50:54,940 --> 00:51:01,140 I was just calling to talk to you and just calling to talk to the boys. 678 00:51:27,210 --> 00:51:28,210 This is here. 679 00:51:43,450 --> 00:51:44,450 Hey. 680 00:51:50,350 --> 00:51:52,770 Hi. Trouble finding the place? 681 00:51:54,390 --> 00:51:55,390 Not really. 682 00:51:59,400 --> 00:52:03,280 Shoot. Spilled soda on my shirt. I'm going to go change. Be back in a sec. 683 00:52:11,860 --> 00:52:14,760 How'd it look? 684 00:52:15,380 --> 00:52:16,380 You were great. 685 00:52:17,040 --> 00:52:21,320 If you guys kept me the logs in order for us next time, I could use all of 686 00:52:21,320 --> 00:52:22,019 that stuff. 687 00:52:22,020 --> 00:52:25,820 I could have kept him in there for 20 minutes. 688 00:52:28,360 --> 00:52:29,360 Do you have a Diet Coke? 689 00:52:34,560 --> 00:52:35,560 You okay? 690 00:52:38,480 --> 00:52:39,740 Why don't you have a seat right there? 691 00:52:44,620 --> 00:52:45,620 Sit down. 692 00:53:05,900 --> 00:53:06,900 What are you doing out here? 693 00:53:19,380 --> 00:53:25,460 I like sucking and being cute. 694 00:53:26,100 --> 00:53:27,100 Where's that in five? 695 00:53:27,360 --> 00:53:29,600 Is it the Old Testament or the New Testament? 696 00:53:43,620 --> 00:53:45,940 To do this. 697 00:53:49,700 --> 00:53:56,060 You don't have the right 698 00:53:56,060 --> 00:53:57,940 to do this. 699 00:54:00,480 --> 00:54:03,580 Who do you think you are? 700 00:54:16,650 --> 00:54:23,250 I'm Chris Hansen with Deadline NBC, and we're doing a story on adults who 701 00:54:23,250 --> 00:54:28,010 meet young teens online. You're doing this for television? 702 00:54:28,530 --> 00:54:29,570 For television? 703 00:54:30,590 --> 00:54:32,050 All right. There he is. 704 00:54:32,370 --> 00:54:33,490 There he is. 705 00:54:34,450 --> 00:54:38,050 Hey. Oh, that's amazing. That's very amazing. 706 00:54:38,330 --> 00:54:39,089 That's great. 707 00:54:39,090 --> 00:54:40,090 Yeah. 708 00:54:45,260 --> 00:54:46,260 Hey, hey, hey. 709 00:54:46,860 --> 00:54:48,020 He's not a leper. 710 00:54:48,760 --> 00:54:50,280 He just touched you. 711 00:54:54,740 --> 00:54:55,900 Doesn't that disgust you? 712 00:54:58,760 --> 00:54:59,760 Yeah. 713 00:55:02,420 --> 00:55:03,660 Why do you do this, Andy? 714 00:55:10,320 --> 00:55:12,940 Because we're going to be the number one show on TV? 715 00:55:13,920 --> 00:55:14,920 Yeah. 716 00:55:31,120 --> 00:55:35,400 I don't mean to sound harsh. 717 00:55:39,140 --> 00:55:43,700 But if you had children, you would understand. 718 00:55:56,040 --> 00:55:57,040 Picture this. 719 00:55:58,460 --> 00:56:05,100 You're in an IHOP eating alone and you notice a girl hunched over and 720 00:56:05,100 --> 00:56:08,640 the mother is berating her for overeating pancakes. 721 00:56:09,500 --> 00:56:11,920 She says, you don't want to be a fat pig. 722 00:56:12,140 --> 00:56:15,940 And you think to yourself, well, God, this is pretty wrong. 723 00:56:16,540 --> 00:56:20,940 And then the mother gets louder, more insulting. And then finally the girl 724 00:56:20,940 --> 00:56:21,940 starts crying. 725 00:56:22,900 --> 00:56:24,260 What would you do? 726 00:56:28,560 --> 00:56:34,740 Um, I might hand the daughter the number to social services and tell her to eat 727 00:56:34,740 --> 00:56:35,820 whatever she likes. 728 00:56:37,220 --> 00:56:43,500 And then I might try to hurt the mother in some way. 729 00:56:45,220 --> 00:56:52,160 Not physically, but, um, honey, that's the name of the show. What would 730 00:56:52,160 --> 00:56:53,160 you do? 731 00:56:53,550 --> 00:56:54,550 Oh. 732 00:56:55,210 --> 00:56:57,330 It's a hidden camera show. 733 00:56:57,570 --> 00:57:02,430 Where we put strangers in social situations. It's feel good. 734 00:57:02,870 --> 00:57:04,610 Do you know John Quinones? 735 00:57:05,030 --> 00:57:08,110 Hi, sir. I'm John Quinones. I'm John Quinones. 736 00:57:10,110 --> 00:57:11,230 He's incredible. 737 00:57:11,650 --> 00:57:12,810 He wants you. 738 00:57:13,090 --> 00:57:15,690 Well, I'm flattered, obviously. 739 00:57:16,530 --> 00:57:20,510 I don't think I'm the kind of producer that does what would feel good stuff. 740 00:57:20,920 --> 00:57:24,160 And I also don't think I'm the kind of producer that has a lot of respect for 741 00:57:24,160 --> 00:57:25,500 people who want to steal my show. 742 00:57:27,380 --> 00:57:28,380 Okay, okay. 743 00:57:31,100 --> 00:57:35,900 Look, I dominated a lot of space at this network. 744 00:57:36,440 --> 00:57:39,680 I'd say the majority of shows that have been successful in the last 10 years 745 00:57:39,680 --> 00:57:40,680 have had a hand in. 746 00:57:40,840 --> 00:57:46,680 I know the feeling, and I know that you think you're just walking the same path. 747 00:57:47,580 --> 00:57:49,880 But Chris is not the guy to hold hands with. 748 00:57:50,570 --> 00:57:52,010 He is not that guy. 749 00:57:53,070 --> 00:57:57,930 You know, I met Chris once, and I swear he didn't even mention you. 750 00:58:00,030 --> 00:58:03,750 Makes me question if he understands what you're worth. 751 00:58:04,890 --> 00:58:07,530 I just want to protect you, you know. 752 00:58:14,970 --> 00:58:15,970 Who is this? 753 00:58:16,130 --> 00:58:17,130 Hey, Chris. 754 00:58:17,610 --> 00:58:18,610 Hi, Jeff. 755 00:58:29,650 --> 00:58:32,330 Lost. It's polar bears. 756 00:58:32,870 --> 00:58:36,050 Yeah, these polar bears are going to fucking kill us, Chris. 757 00:58:36,630 --> 00:58:41,630 How? I know people look up to you, but let me be frank with you right now. This 758 00:58:41,630 --> 00:58:43,430 new material, it ain't cutting it. 759 00:58:43,730 --> 00:58:49,290 Jeff, we have something very special on the line. 760 00:58:50,170 --> 00:58:54,370 A real man on the inside kind of story. 761 00:59:11,200 --> 00:59:14,760 Did you find him? 762 00:59:15,180 --> 00:59:16,180 What? 763 00:59:16,400 --> 00:59:17,400 The fish. 764 00:59:17,660 --> 00:59:19,240 Did you find him? The fish? 765 00:59:19,980 --> 00:59:20,980 Where's the fish? 766 00:59:22,300 --> 00:59:23,300 Come here. 767 00:59:24,020 --> 00:59:25,020 Give me a hug. 768 00:59:25,840 --> 00:59:31,080 Candy's been filling my fucking eye. I've been trawling balls deep all day. 769 00:59:31,380 --> 00:59:33,920 So I had him on the hook, right? 770 00:59:34,420 --> 00:59:38,900 But every time I tried to track him, okay, I kept getting blocked. 771 00:59:39,260 --> 00:59:40,260 It's in here. 772 00:59:40,680 --> 00:59:46,880 I need you to guarantee that he has to be extremely, extremely important. 773 00:59:47,720 --> 00:59:49,500 100%. This is big. 774 00:59:49,940 --> 00:59:50,940 The biggest. 775 00:59:51,940 --> 00:59:52,940 A whale. 776 00:59:53,080 --> 00:59:55,320 I think it's a whale. A whale. Definitely. 777 00:59:56,980 --> 00:59:58,200 Okay. Okay. 778 01:00:14,760 --> 01:00:20,100 could go there and be the bait because i can tell you one thing he's not coming 779 01:00:20,100 --> 01:00:26,780 to the jersey shore you can't go over my head to relocate shoots chris do you 780 01:00:26,780 --> 01:00:31,400 realize what that communicates to the more it makes me look like i don't know 781 01:00:31,400 --> 01:00:38,060 what i am doing we have full docketed guys coming to the jersey shore we have 782 01:00:38,060 --> 01:00:42,660 no plan we are chasing man without a name 783 01:00:44,590 --> 01:00:48,290 Sorry to interrupt. Does the show cover snacks for the flight? I'd love to grab 784 01:00:48,290 --> 01:00:50,810 some gum if it's not too much of a thing. 785 01:00:51,670 --> 01:00:52,670 Yeah. 786 01:01:15,120 --> 01:01:16,120 What's going on in here? 787 01:01:20,700 --> 01:01:22,380 I need to do something big. 788 01:01:23,180 --> 01:01:24,220 Bigger than lost. 789 01:01:24,540 --> 01:01:27,060 I'm Stone Phillips, and this is Dateline NBC. 790 01:01:28,800 --> 01:01:32,680 And Murphy, we've got more firepower to save himself. 791 01:01:33,820 --> 01:01:35,320 And more cartons. 792 01:01:36,300 --> 01:01:37,820 HandK MP5. 793 01:01:39,140 --> 01:01:40,400 Grenade Launcher United. 794 01:01:41,760 --> 01:01:43,120 Many of us here... 795 01:01:43,630 --> 01:01:45,590 Serve together, or there's a storm. 796 01:01:46,570 --> 01:01:51,070 I can assure you, Mr. Hansel, you're not going to find a police force with more 797 01:01:51,070 --> 01:01:52,070 oomph. 798 01:01:52,110 --> 01:01:56,970 And after this show airs on Wednesday night, no verbiage will dare set foot in 799 01:01:56,970 --> 01:01:57,769 Murphy again. 800 01:01:57,770 --> 01:02:02,150 After we're done, this will be the safest town in America. 801 01:02:03,510 --> 01:02:04,710 Now let's have some barbecue. 802 01:02:07,530 --> 01:02:11,470 Keep going. It's nice to put the face with the face. I got to tell you, 803 01:02:11,470 --> 01:02:13,330 Austin, they don't want to give us funding. 804 01:02:13,670 --> 01:02:17,570 This is really, really going to help us out a lot. Thank you so, so much. What's 805 01:02:17,570 --> 01:02:18,328 your name, Austin? 806 01:02:18,330 --> 01:02:19,330 Xavier. 807 01:02:19,490 --> 01:02:21,790 Xavier. All right. You got a hot horse? 808 01:02:22,150 --> 01:02:23,570 Xavier is the Reese Perot here. 809 01:02:23,870 --> 01:02:24,870 Dan Plum. 810 01:02:25,450 --> 01:02:26,550 Dan Plum. 811 01:02:27,230 --> 01:02:29,910 It's an honor. All right. Honor's all mine. Now, what does that mean? 812 01:02:30,730 --> 01:02:34,050 It's an industrial metal group called Nine Inch Nails. 813 01:02:34,310 --> 01:02:37,740 Gary! Bring the cup, she's got nine-inch nails on her. Yeah, I got you right. 814 01:02:38,580 --> 01:02:40,240 Hi, I am Andy Bender. 815 01:02:40,460 --> 01:02:43,940 Andy Bender. I'm your producer, and it's so wonderful to be here. I really want 816 01:02:43,940 --> 01:02:45,380 to check out your equipment here. 817 01:02:45,800 --> 01:02:49,120 Oh, come on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm very curious about this. I'd love to meet, 818 01:02:49,200 --> 01:02:52,060 find a time to meet in private. I mean, this is really cool. My operation. 819 01:02:52,280 --> 01:02:55,360 Sure. It's really good. You're going to reward me hard. Yeah, let's reward me. 820 01:02:56,120 --> 01:02:58,900 Thank you. You sound like a little boy. 821 01:02:59,380 --> 01:03:00,380 Hello, girl. 822 01:03:00,760 --> 01:03:04,000 I don't know what they want me to be. I'm kind of a mirror. 823 01:03:06,740 --> 01:03:11,960 I'm Chris Hansen, with Dateline NBC, and we're doing a story on adults who are 824 01:03:11,960 --> 01:03:12,960 being young kids. 825 01:03:13,640 --> 01:03:17,060 And next week, the Predator team is in Fort Myers, Florida. 826 01:03:18,160 --> 01:03:24,740 The story of the man we'll meet next week is downright bizarre. 827 01:03:25,220 --> 01:03:27,520 I guess he thought he'd be able to hang out in the kitchen. 828 01:03:27,780 --> 01:03:32,950 This potential Predator walks into the house, takes off his clothes, and whips 829 01:03:32,950 --> 01:03:36,670 out a common dessert ingredient, much to the surprise of our decoy. What's going 830 01:03:36,670 --> 01:03:40,430 on here? Well, after this episode, may never order a hot fudge sundae again. 831 01:04:06,600 --> 01:04:11,540 We met on TV. I'm the pervert that showed you my penis. 832 01:04:12,220 --> 01:04:15,080 And now I'm in prison. Please let me out. 833 01:04:16,560 --> 01:04:20,220 Dude, it's me. It's Troy. Don't worry. 834 01:04:21,120 --> 01:04:22,300 You saw my teaser. 835 01:04:23,000 --> 01:04:28,540 Me and Amanda and fucking Sobo and Christian, Rajiv, we're all freaking 836 01:04:28,540 --> 01:04:30,620 partying. We just watched it, man. 837 01:04:31,520 --> 01:04:33,240 What'd you think? Did you think I was good? 838 01:04:35,180 --> 01:04:36,240 I mean... 839 01:04:38,240 --> 01:04:39,580 Yeah, it doesn't matter, right? 840 01:04:42,340 --> 01:04:43,640 What do you mean it doesn't matter? 841 01:04:46,180 --> 01:04:47,540 What kind of answer is that? 842 01:04:48,300 --> 01:04:52,440 Dude, I mean, like, here's the thing is that you were only on screen for like 0 843 01:04:52,440 --> 01:04:55,320 .1 seconds being all scared of a predator. 844 01:04:56,180 --> 01:04:57,540 Yeah, that's the character. 845 01:04:58,140 --> 01:04:59,140 That's the point. 846 01:04:59,260 --> 01:05:00,580 As your friend, I'm proud. 847 01:05:01,040 --> 01:05:05,820 But if I was a random viewer, I would think... absolutely 0.0% about you. 848 01:05:06,940 --> 01:05:08,240 I mean, dude, here's the thing. 849 01:05:08,440 --> 01:05:09,440 You were on TV. 850 01:05:10,120 --> 01:05:11,360 I wish I was on TV. 851 01:05:11,820 --> 01:05:12,820 That would be amazing. 852 01:05:13,360 --> 01:05:15,560 Maybe you're not on TV because you're a bad actor. 853 01:05:16,740 --> 01:05:17,740 What'd you say? 854 01:05:18,120 --> 01:05:19,740 I know you don't mean that shit, dude. 855 01:06:56,430 --> 01:06:57,950 Don't have to be afraid of the ball. 856 01:07:09,510 --> 01:07:11,370 It's weird seeing myself on TV. 857 01:07:12,490 --> 01:07:16,250 I think also my friends don't really understand. Sorry. 858 01:07:17,090 --> 01:07:18,090 I can get it. 859 01:07:18,430 --> 01:07:22,130 Sorry. My friends don't really understand what I'm doing here. 860 01:07:26,380 --> 01:07:27,620 How could they understand, Dan? 861 01:07:31,480 --> 01:07:32,480 Here. 862 01:07:41,060 --> 01:07:42,340 The way that happens. 863 01:07:45,360 --> 01:07:46,800 I think it's a little vague. 864 01:07:47,080 --> 01:07:48,120 You go into it. 865 01:07:51,080 --> 01:07:52,100 Close your eyes. 866 01:07:57,640 --> 01:07:58,640 It's 1996. 867 01:08:01,340 --> 01:08:02,520 You're in the public home. 868 01:08:04,380 --> 01:08:05,380 It's in India. 869 01:08:08,500 --> 01:08:09,660 You're at a cottage bar. 870 01:08:11,200 --> 01:08:12,440 A few drinks in. 871 01:08:13,620 --> 01:08:17,120 Local approaches you and asks if you're covering missing children. 872 01:08:18,859 --> 01:08:22,020 You don't know what he's talking about, so he tells you. 873 01:08:30,760 --> 01:08:35,580 the southern state of India, children are disappearing at night. 874 01:08:40,100 --> 01:08:41,100 It's clinical. 875 01:08:42,700 --> 01:08:44,180 No village ever hit twice. 876 01:08:45,180 --> 01:08:46,180 No suspects. 877 01:08:51,279 --> 01:08:54,340 So the village will start turning on each other and the lynching begins. 878 01:09:01,229 --> 01:09:05,850 The surrounding jungle, they find the children in bits. 879 01:09:06,710 --> 01:09:08,109 Chris, can I open my eyes now? 880 01:09:08,330 --> 01:09:09,330 No, not yet. 881 01:09:10,069 --> 01:09:13,710 The authorities said it was wolves. 882 01:09:16,550 --> 01:09:17,870 But I found a witness. 883 01:09:19,810 --> 01:09:22,990 Young girl gave me that bracelet. 884 01:09:24,350 --> 01:09:25,710 She told me what she saw. 885 01:09:27,890 --> 01:09:28,890 The darkness. 886 01:09:30,510 --> 01:09:31,510 It cannot be understood. 887 01:09:31,830 --> 01:09:37,229 It exists outside of time and space. 888 01:09:39,370 --> 01:09:40,370 Not a man. 889 01:09:42,630 --> 01:09:43,630 A monster. 890 01:09:47,470 --> 01:09:48,750 No one believed this girl. 891 01:09:49,689 --> 01:09:50,689 But I did. 892 01:09:52,609 --> 01:09:54,270 So you can tell your friends. 893 01:09:55,710 --> 01:09:56,950 That is what we're doing. 894 01:09:58,330 --> 01:10:00,030 We're cleansing the world. 895 01:10:01,000 --> 01:10:02,020 of an ancient evil. 896 01:10:03,380 --> 01:10:06,660 And that evil waits for us in person. 897 01:10:09,560 --> 01:10:10,560 The whale. 898 01:10:11,420 --> 01:10:12,420 The whale. 899 01:10:15,940 --> 01:10:17,420 Then he's an Indian guy. 900 01:10:24,460 --> 01:10:27,320 Chris Hansen. Chris. He was supposed to be Chris. 901 01:10:27,660 --> 01:10:28,660 He's coming. 902 01:10:28,840 --> 01:10:29,840 We've got to move. 903 01:10:57,000 --> 01:10:59,100 Look, I know that we're set to go tomorrow. 904 01:10:59,520 --> 01:11:03,300 Oh, he's coming now. But listen, my hands are tied. I've got four Sonys in 905 01:11:03,300 --> 01:11:04,300 the living room. 906 01:11:05,240 --> 01:11:07,200 Three Sonys. Yeah, I got it. 907 01:11:08,300 --> 01:11:09,780 Get what you can, how you can. 908 01:11:10,220 --> 01:11:13,140 You two, I need you both on keyboards. And anyone that you have coming 909 01:11:13,140 --> 01:11:14,500 tomorrow. Everybody, 910 01:11:15,660 --> 01:11:16,660 make it good. 911 01:11:17,360 --> 01:11:18,360 Break your ground. 912 01:11:23,300 --> 01:11:25,080 Wait, is this him? 913 01:11:26,130 --> 01:11:28,410 Well, you need to know this. 914 01:11:30,670 --> 01:11:31,670 Yeah, I need to know. 915 01:12:00,680 --> 01:12:01,680 Enhance the car. 916 01:12:03,380 --> 01:12:06,120 Enhance. Drive telecoms to get in position. 917 01:12:06,640 --> 01:12:07,519 Got it. 918 01:12:07,520 --> 01:12:09,300 Fuck, it's fucking grainy. 919 01:12:10,860 --> 01:12:12,300 It's not getting out. 920 01:12:13,620 --> 01:12:15,200 Are they in or are they out? 921 01:12:16,620 --> 01:12:19,320 You have one new message. 922 01:12:20,500 --> 01:12:21,540 Hey, Chris. 923 01:12:21,860 --> 01:12:24,180 I'm getting the feeling you're ignoring me. 924 01:12:26,040 --> 01:12:27,220 Listen here, champ. 925 01:12:28,140 --> 01:12:29,680 I need sources. 926 01:12:31,050 --> 01:12:32,410 You're not giving me a lot of options. 927 01:12:33,150 --> 01:12:34,830 You don't give me a comment. 928 01:12:35,090 --> 01:12:37,530 I'm going to get to everyone in your life. 929 01:12:51,510 --> 01:12:52,670 What the fuck is he doing? 930 01:12:53,590 --> 01:12:54,590 What's he doing? 931 01:12:55,510 --> 01:12:57,190 Does anybody hear me? I don't understand. 932 01:13:26,499 --> 01:13:31,240 Do you know how much money this is costing every fucking second? You don't. 933 01:13:31,240 --> 01:13:37,140 Because I do the budget. You don't do my job. I do my... What 934 01:13:37,140 --> 01:13:39,640 happened? 935 01:13:58,090 --> 01:13:59,090 They know we're here. 936 01:14:00,570 --> 01:14:01,910 How the hell is this possible? 937 01:14:02,610 --> 01:14:05,590 Hackers. That doesn't make fucking sense. The human report is beyond our 938 01:14:05,590 --> 01:14:07,330 control here. Okay, we need to change houses. 939 01:14:07,750 --> 01:14:08,750 Hey. 940 01:14:14,970 --> 01:14:15,970 Chris? 941 01:14:16,670 --> 01:14:17,850 We need to change houses. 942 01:14:21,690 --> 01:14:22,690 Okay. 943 01:14:23,950 --> 01:14:27,410 Well, Chris, no one will come to this house. 944 01:14:28,040 --> 01:14:32,800 If they know that we are here and we are also over 100K in the hole. 945 01:14:33,360 --> 01:14:34,740 It's not about money for me. 946 01:14:35,020 --> 01:14:37,980 It is about money. What are you doing? Where are we going? 947 01:14:38,220 --> 01:14:39,220 What are you doing? 948 01:14:39,500 --> 01:14:40,500 Chris? 949 01:14:40,760 --> 01:14:42,360 I'm not leaving until the whale comes. 950 01:14:43,260 --> 01:14:44,260 No, no. 951 01:14:44,760 --> 01:14:46,940 Wait. Hey, hey, hey, hey. 952 01:14:47,200 --> 01:14:48,200 Chris? 953 01:14:48,500 --> 01:14:49,500 We're not leaving. 954 01:14:51,860 --> 01:14:56,820 I swear to fucking God that if you do not get your shit. 955 01:14:57,480 --> 01:15:01,900 Together, I will call the network, motherfucker. 956 01:15:04,560 --> 01:15:07,680 Hey! Can you hear me? 957 01:15:08,080 --> 01:15:11,580 Do you understand what I am saying to you? 958 01:15:12,260 --> 01:15:14,640 I am pulling the plug. 959 01:16:02,860 --> 01:16:04,640 Pretty nice place you got here. 960 01:16:04,880 --> 01:16:05,880 Yeah. 961 01:16:08,240 --> 01:16:09,240 So what's up? 962 01:16:10,540 --> 01:16:12,660 Nothing. Did you bring the razors? 963 01:16:12,880 --> 01:16:13,880 Sure did. 964 01:16:14,400 --> 01:16:15,580 What did you want to do with them? 965 01:16:16,120 --> 01:16:17,660 I was kind of confused. 966 01:16:19,800 --> 01:16:20,860 I'll show you later. 967 01:16:24,640 --> 01:16:26,580 You probably go to a lot of boys' homes, huh? 968 01:16:27,300 --> 01:16:28,300 Nah. 969 01:16:29,480 --> 01:16:33,840 Don't even get out of the house much rather make it off the computer 970 01:16:33,840 --> 01:16:41,680 You 971 01:16:41,680 --> 01:16:47,400 said 972 01:17:00,140 --> 01:17:01,260 I wish I could hug you. 973 01:17:02,120 --> 01:17:03,140 That'd be nice. 974 01:17:04,260 --> 01:17:10,780 Why are you reading this? Then you said, can I be your first at sex? 975 01:17:11,940 --> 01:17:14,940 I mean, if that's what you wanted to do. 976 01:17:22,240 --> 01:17:23,960 What in the world are you doing here? 977 01:17:25,680 --> 01:17:27,760 I'm just hanging out with you men. 978 01:17:28,100 --> 01:17:29,100 Hanging out? 979 01:17:29,700 --> 01:17:30,940 With a 13-year-old. 980 01:17:31,220 --> 01:17:33,620 Look, I'm just going to leave. 981 01:17:34,120 --> 01:17:38,220 Well, if you want to leave, you're free to go. But before you do, you should 982 01:17:38,220 --> 01:17:39,220 know I'm not 13. 983 01:17:39,920 --> 01:17:40,920 I'm 23. 984 01:17:41,000 --> 01:17:42,600 My real name is Dan Plum. 985 01:17:43,300 --> 01:17:44,360 And you're on TV. 986 01:17:46,180 --> 01:17:47,780 Whoa. What are you saying? 987 01:17:48,380 --> 01:17:49,660 I don't want to be on TV. 988 01:17:49,940 --> 01:17:51,620 I'm a professionally trained actor. 989 01:17:53,220 --> 01:17:56,660 And I'm helping tell a story on bad guys who try to meet kids online. 990 01:17:57,610 --> 01:18:03,710 And I hope you remember my face as the face that 991 01:18:03,710 --> 01:18:10,470 you saw when everything changed. 992 01:18:12,950 --> 01:18:15,390 I'm just going to go. 993 01:18:53,230 --> 01:18:59,890 You know, in the old days, when people would act so 994 01:18:59,890 --> 01:19:04,930 depraved, they'd drag you down to the town square, 995 01:19:05,330 --> 01:19:10,710 tie you to a post, and whip you 996 01:19:10,710 --> 01:19:14,190 for all to see. 997 01:19:16,950 --> 01:19:21,730 There used to be a pillory in every civilized town. 998 01:19:25,070 --> 01:19:28,270 Now there's tillers in every home. 999 01:19:30,130 --> 01:19:31,950 And I won't. 1000 01:19:35,430 --> 01:19:36,730 So you do. 1001 01:19:42,290 --> 01:19:43,610 Hi, Patty. 1002 01:19:43,970 --> 01:19:45,210 It's Andy. 1003 01:19:46,150 --> 01:19:47,150 Gosh, 1004 01:19:48,650 --> 01:19:51,850 I keep asking myself, what am I doing? 1005 01:19:52,750 --> 01:19:54,390 Which I guess... 1006 01:19:55,370 --> 01:20:01,210 is a variant of what would you do? So I think that this is a good sign. 1007 01:20:04,650 --> 01:20:09,090 Mr. Quinones would be curious about how we mesh. 1008 01:20:16,730 --> 01:20:23,370 And I'm hoping, you know, if he really is a nice guy, hey, maybe it'll rub off 1009 01:20:23,370 --> 01:20:24,370 on me. 1010 01:20:47,720 --> 01:20:49,820 He inquires about his story about me. 1011 01:20:52,380 --> 01:20:53,380 I'm not worried. 1012 01:20:55,680 --> 01:20:56,780 I can face it. 1013 01:20:58,140 --> 01:20:59,580 We just need to get him. 1014 01:21:01,200 --> 01:21:02,380 How old is she? 1015 01:21:08,780 --> 01:21:10,440 She's 30, Andy. 1016 01:21:14,380 --> 01:21:15,380 Bravo. 1017 01:21:16,910 --> 01:21:18,250 We can't let him get away. 1018 01:21:25,370 --> 01:21:28,690 All I need is for you to believe. 1019 01:21:33,630 --> 01:21:34,630 I'm done. 1020 01:21:35,630 --> 01:21:36,630 Eddie. 1021 01:21:38,570 --> 01:21:41,090 The wheel is coming. 1022 01:22:03,880 --> 01:22:04,900 I think that's him. 1023 01:22:05,100 --> 01:22:07,780 I think it's pulled from AandM BioMajor's profile. 1024 01:22:10,460 --> 01:22:11,460 It's Randy. 1025 01:22:12,120 --> 01:22:14,640 He's given us more than a nightly, hasn't he? 1026 01:22:16,320 --> 01:22:17,320 Try him. 1027 01:23:03,280 --> 01:23:04,280 Holy buck! 1028 01:23:05,000 --> 01:23:06,420 He couldn't resist me. 1029 01:23:06,660 --> 01:23:07,419 Look it up! 1030 01:23:07,420 --> 01:23:08,980 Oh, my. 1031 01:23:55,720 --> 01:23:57,280 Attorney Bill Conrad's landline. 1032 01:23:57,680 --> 01:24:01,100 If you voted for me for county judge, thank you. 1033 01:24:03,020 --> 01:24:04,020 Hey, Will. 1034 01:24:04,180 --> 01:24:05,180 It's Luke. 1035 01:24:05,760 --> 01:24:09,000 Why don't you pick up and we can talk more? 1036 01:24:09,920 --> 01:24:14,260 I'm in town for one more day to see my aunt. 1037 01:24:14,600 --> 01:24:17,980 And she's going to be gone for the night. 1038 01:24:19,160 --> 01:24:21,620 So, try me back. 1039 01:24:23,180 --> 01:24:24,180 Hey, Cortland. 1040 01:24:24,440 --> 01:24:26,800 Yeah, Mr. Colonel. Good morning. It is. 1041 01:24:27,040 --> 01:24:28,400 I still got that burger. 1042 01:24:28,660 --> 01:24:29,860 Do you know where to find me? 1043 01:24:30,600 --> 01:24:31,600 I do. 1044 01:24:32,480 --> 01:24:37,120 Now, as district attorney, I've seen all sorts of horrible behavior. 1045 01:24:38,100 --> 01:24:43,000 And I understand how people can see criminals as other than human. 1046 01:24:45,220 --> 01:24:50,580 Despite the child endangerment we've substantiated, the defendant here is not 1047 01:24:50,580 --> 01:24:51,640 a monster. 1048 01:24:52,830 --> 01:24:53,830 He's a man. 1049 01:24:54,910 --> 01:24:58,450 But he has brought a disease to our community. 1050 01:24:59,030 --> 01:25:01,850 And by putting this man away, we send a message. 1051 01:25:02,490 --> 01:25:07,010 A message that we like our slice of Texas just how it is. 1052 01:25:07,830 --> 01:25:10,150 And we intend to keep it that way. 1053 01:25:35,690 --> 01:25:36,690 Could I feel your cock? 1054 01:25:38,510 --> 01:25:39,770 How thick are you? 1055 01:25:44,210 --> 01:25:45,510 I like younger. 1056 01:25:47,970 --> 01:25:49,630 Are you going to fuck me? 1057 01:25:50,990 --> 01:25:52,890 Do I get to fuck you too? 1058 01:25:55,770 --> 01:25:57,350 Do you like to kiss? 1059 01:25:59,130 --> 01:26:00,130 Cuddle? 1060 01:26:02,410 --> 01:26:07,210 Did you cum a lot when you J slash O question mark. 1061 01:26:08,430 --> 01:26:09,269 He's back. 1062 01:26:09,270 --> 01:26:10,270 He's back. 1063 01:26:16,850 --> 01:26:17,850 Hey, 1064 01:26:18,770 --> 01:26:19,770 man, I'm sorry. 1065 01:26:21,570 --> 01:26:23,810 That sucked, man. That wasn't cool. 1066 01:26:44,590 --> 01:26:45,590 Amen. 1067 01:27:22,280 --> 01:27:23,280 you coming over? 1068 01:27:23,960 --> 01:27:26,180 I'm thinking about it. 1069 01:27:27,080 --> 01:27:28,300 You haven't left yet? 1070 01:27:29,020 --> 01:27:30,020 No. 1071 01:27:30,340 --> 01:27:32,040 Well, are you coming over or not? 1072 01:27:33,540 --> 01:27:36,980 Well, a little later. 1073 01:27:39,820 --> 01:27:41,020 What do you want to do? 1074 01:27:41,680 --> 01:27:42,680 What do you like? 1075 01:27:46,540 --> 01:27:47,920 I like musicals. 1076 01:27:51,920 --> 01:27:53,640 Maybe we could watch one and hang out. 1077 01:27:54,420 --> 01:27:55,580 That would be nice. 1078 01:27:56,420 --> 01:27:59,400 Have you ever tried Vegemite? 1079 01:28:02,160 --> 01:28:03,160 What's that? 1080 01:28:04,320 --> 01:28:06,920 Have you ever been to Australia? 1081 01:28:07,960 --> 01:28:08,960 Uh-uh. 1082 01:28:09,160 --> 01:28:13,260 Well, I just love it. 1083 01:28:14,140 --> 01:28:17,280 I've seen the most beautiful things in my life there. 1084 01:28:18,860 --> 01:28:20,360 The kangaroos. 1085 01:28:27,099 --> 01:28:28,099 That's cool. 1086 01:28:28,380 --> 01:28:30,680 Hey, anyway, I get hard like super easy. 1087 01:28:32,160 --> 01:28:34,120 Why don't you come over and make it hard? 1088 01:28:38,440 --> 01:28:43,320 I, uh... I gotta go. 1089 01:28:45,580 --> 01:28:48,700 I worked with that DA for ten years. 1090 01:28:49,260 --> 01:28:50,500 Met my wife. 1091 01:28:51,560 --> 01:28:52,560 Met my kids. 1092 01:29:12,090 --> 01:29:16,770 I need to look him in the eyes. 1093 01:29:18,610 --> 01:29:21,070 I need to put him on television. 1094 01:29:21,810 --> 01:29:23,490 I need to put his head on a stick. 1095 01:29:24,450 --> 01:29:27,190 We're going to him. Yes. Don't do that. 1096 01:29:27,630 --> 01:29:28,630 They come to us. 1097 01:29:28,670 --> 01:29:30,510 I think we need to stick to protocol. Aye, yo. 1098 01:29:31,470 --> 01:29:33,070 All this information's for machinery. 1099 01:29:33,910 --> 01:29:34,910 Begin again. 1100 01:29:34,970 --> 01:29:35,970 Take my space. 1101 01:29:36,530 --> 01:29:38,830 Hey, protocol, protocol, protocol. Fuck protocol! 1102 01:29:40,410 --> 01:29:43,690 I'm sorry, Chief. We should really do this by the book. 1103 01:29:44,430 --> 01:29:45,430 By the book? 1104 01:29:47,170 --> 01:29:48,170 I need you. 1105 01:29:49,270 --> 01:29:50,850 We need you. 1106 01:29:51,250 --> 01:29:55,230 If we're going up against this man, we have to die our lives. We don't have 1107 01:29:55,230 --> 01:29:56,450 that kind of time. 1108 01:29:57,560 --> 01:30:04,500 While we stand here dawning, he will erase his tracks if we don't 1109 01:30:04,500 --> 01:30:05,500 get him today. 1110 01:30:06,660 --> 01:30:12,940 And then we'll lose him forever. 1111 01:30:13,760 --> 01:30:14,800 She's twice. 1112 01:30:29,360 --> 01:30:32,160 You're part of a story much bigger than yourselves. 1113 01:30:35,960 --> 01:30:38,380 Remember, we're here to make a statement. 1114 01:30:39,360 --> 01:30:40,760 Veto's are not allowed in Texas. 1115 01:30:44,460 --> 01:30:50,380 If you've seen the camera, all you have to do is catch us in front of it. 1116 01:30:59,180 --> 01:31:00,180 Thank you for your service. Thank you. 1117 01:31:00,600 --> 01:31:01,600 Mary. 1118 01:31:02,620 --> 01:31:04,100 Mary. Thank you. 1119 01:31:05,360 --> 01:31:06,360 Thank you. Mary. 1120 01:31:07,980 --> 01:31:08,980 Mary. 1121 01:31:12,900 --> 01:31:13,900 Mary. 1122 01:31:14,180 --> 01:31:15,180 Hi. 1123 01:31:17,040 --> 01:31:18,740 I'm coming home tomorrow. 1124 01:31:19,640 --> 01:31:22,560 Yes. And I'll be there for Thanksgiving. 1125 01:31:23,320 --> 01:31:25,140 Chris, there are photos of you. 1126 01:31:35,810 --> 01:31:39,750 I've got a hat to job. There's no one going to be on national news. 1127 01:31:41,950 --> 01:31:42,950 It's a part of the course. 1128 01:31:46,190 --> 01:31:47,950 You're going to be so proud of me, Mary. 1129 01:31:52,110 --> 01:31:53,110 I love you, Mary. 1130 01:31:56,830 --> 01:31:57,830 Love the boys. 1131 01:31:59,370 --> 01:32:00,370 Hey, Chris? 1132 01:32:01,990 --> 01:32:02,990 Chris, excuse me. 1133 01:32:03,230 --> 01:32:05,110 Can we get a photo real quick? 1134 01:32:07,420 --> 01:32:08,420 Awesome. 1135 01:32:09,580 --> 01:32:10,580 Thanks, man. 1136 01:32:10,960 --> 01:32:11,960 I'm a big fan. 1137 01:32:13,540 --> 01:32:15,300 You're doing the Lord's work. You know that, right? 1138 01:32:17,660 --> 01:32:18,660 All right. 1139 01:32:19,100 --> 01:32:19,999 Big smiles. 1140 01:32:20,000 --> 01:32:21,440 Big smiles, Melvin. Big smiles. 1141 01:33:06,300 --> 01:33:12,440 If we do that, I want cameras on your guns. 1142 01:33:15,340 --> 01:33:17,260 Let's make it possible. 1143 01:33:17,520 --> 01:33:19,700 Mitchell, cameras on guns. 1144 01:33:20,220 --> 01:33:22,120 How am I going to get my fucking interview? 1145 01:33:29,230 --> 01:33:34,290 Sorry, I can't hear you that well. We are so slow, except for you. Yeah. 1146 01:33:34,550 --> 01:33:37,270 Like, coming to the cold door. I was thinking about it. 1147 01:33:37,930 --> 01:33:42,950 And, uh... I don't want to. 1148 01:33:43,650 --> 01:33:45,270 Sorry? What do you mean? 1149 01:33:45,670 --> 01:33:46,790 No, I don't want to. 1150 01:33:47,390 --> 01:33:48,470 Oh, God, Andy. 1151 01:33:49,150 --> 01:33:50,830 I stuck my neck out for you. 1152 01:33:51,110 --> 01:33:52,870 Well, I'm sorry if I wasted your time. 1153 01:33:53,370 --> 01:33:54,510 Why don't you take a week? 1154 01:34:25,800 --> 01:34:27,120 I just need you to talk to him. 1155 01:34:29,060 --> 01:34:30,060 Get him outside. 1156 01:34:31,240 --> 01:34:32,260 I'll get the interview. 1157 01:34:33,040 --> 01:34:35,000 If you don't be a part of television history. 1158 01:34:39,400 --> 01:34:40,760 I can't go out there. 1159 01:34:44,440 --> 01:34:48,220 You're either with me or you're with him. 1160 01:35:10,219 --> 01:35:16,200 Son, your definition of power and my definition of power 1161 01:35:16,200 --> 01:35:19,040 are vastly different. 1162 01:36:00,260 --> 01:36:01,260 I know you're in there. 1163 01:36:15,820 --> 01:36:16,820 Just come outside. 1164 01:36:17,920 --> 01:36:19,780 It'll be safer if you come outside. 1165 01:36:21,500 --> 01:36:26,140 I just... I just want to watch musicals with you. 1166 01:36:27,580 --> 01:36:28,580 Yeah, I know. 1167 01:36:43,980 --> 01:36:48,000 I think I'm in the minority of people who actually think the film is better 1168 01:36:48,000 --> 01:36:49,000 than the stage production. 1169 01:37:20,020 --> 01:37:26,120 525,600 minutes. 1170 01:37:29,140 --> 01:37:33,480 525,000 moments so dear. 1171 01:37:36,940 --> 01:37:41,640 525,600 minutes. 1172 01:37:43,220 --> 01:37:48,620 How do you measure, measure a year? 1173 01:37:51,470 --> 01:37:57,850 in daylight in sunsets in midnights and cups of 1174 01:37:57,850 --> 01:38:00,530 coffee in inches 1175 01:38:44,520 --> 01:38:45,920 I think I can make this work. 1176 01:40:05,640 --> 01:40:07,180 What would have happened if I wasn't here? 1177 01:41:09,720 --> 01:41:14,160 Hey, sorry, are you, uh, Daniel Plum? 1178 01:41:17,080 --> 01:41:18,580 Aw, man, I think I have your mail. 1179 01:41:19,500 --> 01:41:23,080 Yeah, I'm, uh, two and a half, not two and a quarter. 1180 01:41:24,060 --> 01:41:27,720 Yeah, thanks. Thank you. No worries. No worries. Here you go. You know, at this 1181 01:41:27,720 --> 01:41:30,980 point, I swear, you should just, like, put my name down on the mail because the 1182 01:41:30,980 --> 01:41:34,700 last three tenants who have lived here, I've gotten all of their mail. It's 1183 01:41:34,700 --> 01:41:39,560 insane, dude. Okay. It's like no matter what I do, I cannot get them to stop 1184 01:41:39,560 --> 01:41:44,560 putting it in my box. And it says two and a quarter, and they're still doing 1185 01:41:44,560 --> 01:41:45,600 it. You know what I mean? Right. 1186 01:41:45,880 --> 01:41:48,480 Oh, you know what? I have another package. I'll grab it for you, okay? 1187 01:42:25,000 --> 01:42:26,000 All right, brother man. 1188 01:42:26,900 --> 01:42:27,900 There you go. 1189 01:42:28,540 --> 01:42:31,080 Overnight priority, Mr. Pansy Pants. 1190 01:42:31,780 --> 01:42:32,840 Hey, what's in the box? 1191 01:42:33,720 --> 01:42:35,180 What's in the box? 1192 01:42:36,700 --> 01:42:38,380 Oh, shit. Are you an actor? 1193 01:42:39,640 --> 01:42:41,220 You, uh, you an actor?