1
00:00:18,400 --> 00:00:19,880
How many beds?

2
00:00:22,880 --> 00:00:24,000
25.

3
00:00:24,120 --> 00:00:25,560
No, no, no. That's for me.

4
00:00:42,920 --> 00:00:44,880
Caz? You seeing this?

5
00:01:12,920 --> 00:01:13,800
Ooh!

6
00:01:41,840 --> 00:01:43,040
Come on, Mick!

7
00:01:43,720 --> 00:01:44,680
Mick!

8
00:01:45,720 --> 00:01:47,840
What you doing? Mick, come on!

9
00:03:04,720 --> 00:03:06,480
Just speak to Tiff, please.

10
00:03:06,600 --> 00:03:08,320
She's called about a thousand times.

11
00:03:08,440 --> 00:03:11,320
She could just leave a voicemail!
- A voicemail, ha!

12
00:03:11,440 --> 00:03:13,960
Please leave a message
after the tone, beep!

13
00:03:14,080 --> 00:03:15,840
No one leaves voicemails anymore.

14
00:03:16,560 --> 00:03:18,840
Here we go.
Picture round...

15
00:03:19,360 --> 00:03:24,200
for the quiz. May I present,
Football Grounds of the 1970s.

16
00:03:24,680 --> 00:03:25,720
Ohhh!

17
00:03:25,840 --> 00:03:29,000
Dennis, this only appeals to
boring men over 50.

18
00:03:29,120 --> 00:03:30,440
I know that one....

19
00:03:32,720 --> 00:03:35,840
Yeah, maybe just do flags
of the world.

20
00:03:36,400 --> 00:03:37,800
That's better...!

21
00:03:37,920 --> 00:03:40,600
Dennis! Call an ambulance!

22
00:03:41,320 --> 00:03:42,840
Oh... oh!

23
00:03:42,960 --> 00:03:44,720
Oh my God!
- What's happened?

24
00:03:44,840 --> 00:03:47,520
Uh, he went to sleep on the lounger,
then Caz goes to wake him up

25
00:03:47,600 --> 00:03:49,760
and he's not breathing.
- He's all grey like an old sock.

26
00:03:49,840 --> 00:03:52,360
Oh my God!
- Let's all just calm down!

27
00:03:52,440 --> 00:03:54,480
Oh my God. Oh my God,
oh my God, oh my God!

28
00:03:54,600 --> 00:03:57,120
Call an ambulance, please.
- Why didn't you call an ambulance?

29
00:03:57,200 --> 00:03:59,960
We thought maybe cause you're in
the police, you can mouth-to-mouth.

30
00:04:00,040 --> 00:04:01,280
Call an ambulance.
- OK.

31
00:04:04,320 --> 00:04:05,640
I'm gonna vom!

32
00:04:10,440 --> 00:04:12,280
What's he been eating?
- A chicken Kiev.

33
00:04:12,400 --> 00:04:14,800
I told him to have something
light, like a jacket potato.

34
00:04:14,920 --> 00:04:16,480
Have you got one of them
defabullators?!

35
00:04:16,560 --> 00:04:18,360
Defibrillator.
- Defib-ulator.

36
00:04:18,440 --> 00:04:19,960
Defibrillator.
- Defib-ulator.

37
00:04:20,120 --> 00:04:22,400
Jesus wept, Travis, listen to
what I'm saying, defibrillator--

38
00:04:22,480 --> 00:04:25,240
It doesn't matter! Dennis, can you
please do something?!

39
00:04:25,720 --> 00:04:26,960
No, I'm sorry.

40
00:04:28,560 --> 00:04:31,040
From what I can tell,
Mick died a few hours ago.

41
00:04:33,760 --> 00:04:35,320
OK, ambulance is on its way.

42
00:04:42,080 --> 00:04:45,240
He had a little bit of trouble
with his heart last year.

43
00:04:45,360 --> 00:04:48,600
When you say a little bit of trouble?
- Quadruple bypass.

44
00:04:49,000 --> 00:04:54,560
I see.
- Doctors told him he needed to change his lifestyle, but Mick didn't like being told what to do.

45
00:04:54,680 --> 00:04:56,480
When did you realise something
was wrong?

46
00:04:56,800 --> 00:04:58,480
Not till we were leaving.

47
00:04:58,600 --> 00:05:01,160
Mick always had a long sleep
after lunch.

48
00:05:01,720 --> 00:05:04,200
He put his hat on his face,
you know, keep the sun off.

49
00:05:05,880 --> 00:05:08,120
I should have known
'cause he wasn't snoring!

50
00:05:11,320 --> 00:05:12,480
Thanks.

51
00:05:13,960 --> 00:05:15,120
Oh, you're good.

52
00:05:16,320 --> 00:05:18,960
Oh, uhm... Mum,
would you like a drink?

53
00:05:19,080 --> 00:05:20,760
Oh no, Lauren, I couldn't.

54
00:05:20,880 --> 00:05:22,920
Alright, I'll have a vodka tonic.

55
00:05:23,360 --> 00:05:24,480
Double.

56
00:05:32,680 --> 00:05:35,080
Haha! So, flags, huh?

57
00:05:35,200 --> 00:05:36,960
You like flags?
I like flags.

58
00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:39,640
Yeah, flags are kind of my thing.

59
00:05:39,760 --> 00:05:43,200
When all my friends were at the skate
park, I was at home looking at flags.

60
00:05:44,720 --> 00:05:46,600
That's so impressive.
- Yeah!

61
00:05:46,680 --> 00:05:48,880
I used to do backstreet
flag battles, you know?

62
00:05:48,960 --> 00:05:51,560
Like Eminem in 8 Mile.
Test me!

63
00:05:52,400 --> 00:05:54,560
All right then, Rain Man.

64
00:05:55,840 --> 00:05:57,600
What do you make of that?

65
00:06:02,760 --> 00:06:10,200
Oman, Ghana, Malaysia, Denmark, Vietnam,
Finland, Iceland, Ireland... and Chad, bitch!

66
00:06:15,320 --> 00:06:16,880
She's gone.

67
00:06:33,440 --> 00:06:35,120
You know these families?

68
00:06:35,200 --> 00:06:37,680
Yeah, they've been in all week.
Nice people.

69
00:06:39,640 --> 00:06:41,000
Very sad.

70
00:06:42,160 --> 00:06:43,680
Why did you call me?

71
00:06:45,080 --> 00:06:46,560
Something's not right.

72
00:06:47,000 --> 00:06:49,400
You think they look
recently bereaved?

73
00:06:50,960 --> 00:06:52,920
People grieve in different ways.

74
00:06:55,600 --> 00:06:58,920
Something's not right.
They don't look sad enough.

75
00:06:59,840 --> 00:07:02,840
You know what this is like?
- Some obscure '90s detective drama?

76
00:07:03,520 --> 00:07:06,000
Dalziel and Pascoe,
Series 9, Episode 3.

77
00:07:06,120 --> 00:07:07,800
Thought so.
- They are in shock.

78
00:07:08,360 --> 00:07:10,480
In a few hours' time,
it will hit them.

79
00:07:11,160 --> 00:07:12,280
Jésus!

80
00:07:25,640 --> 00:07:30,120
♪ I know that I...
will never find a love like this

81
00:07:30,240 --> 00:07:34,280
♪ Darlin', now I know
for sure

82
00:07:35,600 --> 00:07:39,160
♪ When the music brings me in

83
00:07:39,280 --> 00:07:42,640
♪ I surrender to this moment...

84
00:07:58,360 --> 00:08:01,320
You have to promise not to gloat.
- I don't gloat!

85
00:08:02,040 --> 00:08:05,440
The pathologists want to keep
Mick's body in for more testing.

86
00:08:05,600 --> 00:08:07,720
They think he may
have been poisoned.

87
00:08:09,840 --> 00:08:12,280
Hey Google, what does
gloating look like?!

88
00:08:12,400 --> 00:08:14,440
What kind of poison?
- They are still testing.

89
00:08:14,560 --> 00:08:18,080
So oat milk latte,
and a 'builder's tea'?

90
00:08:19,080 --> 00:08:20,320
Come on!

91
00:08:23,240 --> 00:08:25,800
You say these people have been
in your pub a lot this week.

92
00:08:25,880 --> 00:08:27,760
Did you notice anything strange?

93
00:08:27,880 --> 00:08:30,280
No, they just seemed
a good laugh.

94
00:08:31,440 --> 00:08:34,760
Although a few hours before Mick
died, Travis came in in a bit of a state.

95
00:08:36,640 --> 00:08:37,680
Pint please!

96
00:08:55,120 --> 00:08:56,760
<i>Then he came back in</i>
<i>a few minutes later</i>

97
00:08:56,880 --> 00:08:59,480
<i>carrying the glass,</i>
<i>which was now full again.</i>

98
00:09:00,240 --> 00:09:01,480
You alright, Travis?

99
00:09:01,600 --> 00:09:04,160
Full with what?
- What do you think?!

100
00:09:04,280 --> 00:09:06,520
Uh, Laura's got stung by
a jellyfish.

101
00:09:14,640 --> 00:09:19,200
You know, weeing on a jellyfish
sting does nothing actually.

102
00:09:19,680 --> 00:09:21,520
I learned the hard way.

103
00:09:36,280 --> 00:09:41,800
Two households, both alike in dignity,
in fair Benidorm, where we lay our scene.

104
00:09:41,920 --> 00:09:43,640
Why are you talking like that?

105
00:09:43,760 --> 00:09:45,400
It's Romeo and Juliet.

106
00:09:45,520 --> 00:09:47,760
Two young lovers,
two different families.

107
00:09:47,880 --> 00:09:51,520
No, it's not! It's a fat bloke who
ate a chicken Kiev and died.

108
00:09:51,640 --> 00:09:53,680
You can't say that.

109
00:09:53,800 --> 00:09:55,080
It's chicken Kyiv!

110
00:09:56,160 --> 00:09:59,920
Early postmortem results suggest
Mick died from some kind of poison.

111
00:10:00,040 --> 00:10:03,960
"If thy drugs are quick,
thus, with a kiss, I will die."

112
00:10:04,080 --> 00:10:06,160
Maria wants us to go to the hotel,

113
00:10:06,280 --> 00:10:08,840
talk to the family, see if there
was anything going on.

114
00:10:09,400 --> 00:10:12,960
"Mercy, but murders,
pardoning those who kill."

115
00:10:15,400 --> 00:10:18,880
When do you want to go?
- Uh, in about 90 minutes plus stoppages?

116
00:10:39,160 --> 00:10:41,360
You always did wear
too much perfume.

117
00:10:44,240 --> 00:10:45,520
Hello, Dennis.

118
00:10:46,200 --> 00:10:47,360
Hello, Tiff.

119
00:10:53,680 --> 00:10:54,920
How are you, love?

120
00:10:56,120 --> 00:10:57,640
Are you happy?

121
00:10:57,760 --> 00:11:01,120
I'd say I'm as happy as I've been
in the last 37 and a half years.

122
00:11:02,200 --> 00:11:04,560
Which is about how--
- Yeah, I got that, Dennis.

123
00:11:05,760 --> 00:11:07,200
Good.

124
00:11:07,320 --> 00:11:10,000
I'm happy you're happy,
you look happy.

125
00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:12,480
Happy belly.

126
00:11:13,600 --> 00:11:16,600
I'll give you some advice though
darling, lose the facial hair.

127
00:11:16,720 --> 00:11:20,280
You never could grow a moustache!
- Not as well as you.

128
00:11:20,400 --> 00:11:24,000
Yeah, well, that's all gone now,
I've had a full body laser.

129
00:11:25,240 --> 00:11:27,200
I am bald
from the eyebrows down.

130
00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:29,920
Two grand.
- Eddie pay for that, did he?

131
00:11:30,040 --> 00:11:32,200
We bought it for each other
as a moving in present.

132
00:11:32,680 --> 00:11:34,600
He's had it done as well?
- Mhm.

133
00:11:34,720 --> 00:11:38,400
You should see us in the home
jacuzzi, like a couple of boiled eggs.

134
00:11:41,280 --> 00:11:44,320
So, this is the pub!

135
00:11:45,360 --> 00:11:47,840
Have you got a cleaner?
- We don't need a cleaner.

136
00:11:47,960 --> 00:11:50,040
There's a dead mouse
by the bins.

137
00:11:51,280 --> 00:11:52,480
Hello.

138
00:11:54,040 --> 00:11:55,640
So what are you doing here,
Tiff?

139
00:11:57,480 --> 00:12:00,480
I need your signature. The divorce
can't go through without it.

140
00:12:00,600 --> 00:12:03,080
You came all the way here to get me
to sign the divorce papers?

141
00:12:03,160 --> 00:12:06,160
Well, the solicitor sent them and
they got nothing back, so...

142
00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:09,640
Still turning up unannounced.
- Unannounced?

143
00:12:10,360 --> 00:12:12,640
Dennis, I've called you
God knows how many times.

144
00:12:12,760 --> 00:12:16,120
Leave a voicemail!
- No one leaves voicemails anymore.

145
00:12:16,240 --> 00:12:17,360
Told you!

146
00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:23,240
Just sign the papers
and I'll leave you be.

147
00:12:28,280 --> 00:12:31,640
Well, obviously I'm gonna have
to have my lawyer look this over.

148
00:12:34,040 --> 00:12:35,920
What's this?
- Divorce papers.

149
00:12:36,920 --> 00:12:38,200
I can change!

150
00:12:39,680 --> 00:12:42,040
You may as well just go home.
He's a slow worker.

151
00:12:42,200 --> 00:12:43,600
Rosa, <i>vamos.</i>

152
00:12:44,040 --> 00:12:45,800
Don't be like this, Dennis.

153
00:12:45,920 --> 00:12:47,680
Kiss my hairy ass.

154
00:12:57,640 --> 00:13:00,880
So this guy Eddie stole your wife
and you had to leave the police?

155
00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:03,920
He wanted me out and he made it
look like I was planting evidence.

156
00:13:04,040 --> 00:13:05,880
And you let him get away with that?

157
00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:07,960
I had no choice!
I couldn't prove it!

158
00:13:08,080 --> 00:13:10,560
Would you ever do that? Plant evidence?
- No!

159
00:13:10,640 --> 00:13:13,880
Not even if you knew someone was guilty and
they were going to get away with it if--

160
00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:16,680
No!
- But if it was the right thing to do-- No, Rosa!

161
00:13:16,920 --> 00:13:18,680
That's summary justice.

162
00:13:18,800 --> 00:13:21,000
It's wrong and it's against the law.

163
00:13:21,120 --> 00:13:24,480
The law is not always justice,
and justice is not always the law.

164
00:13:24,560 --> 00:13:26,040
You know who said that?

165
00:13:26,400 --> 00:13:28,240
Yeah, Shakespeare.
- No!

166
00:13:28,320 --> 00:13:30,560
It was Miss Marple, so.

167
00:13:40,560 --> 00:13:41,480
Hey...

168
00:13:43,480 --> 00:13:44,880
How are you holding up?

169
00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:48,400
I'm a mess.
Lauren's been in bits all morning.

170
00:13:51,800 --> 00:13:53,520
It must have been a real shock.

171
00:13:53,640 --> 00:13:55,680
It's a bit of a shock, yeah.

172
00:13:56,600 --> 00:13:58,520
It's knocked Trav about a bit.

173
00:14:00,360 --> 00:14:01,440
Found a euro!

174
00:14:02,880 --> 00:14:04,120
Well done, son!

175
00:14:07,040 --> 00:14:09,560
You've known Mick a while, Colin.
What was he like?

176
00:14:09,680 --> 00:14:11,680
He was a character,
weren't he, love?

177
00:14:14,200 --> 00:14:15,320
What?
- Your dad.

178
00:14:15,400 --> 00:14:17,480
Stepdad.
- He was a bit of a character, wasn't he?

179
00:14:17,560 --> 00:14:18,480
Yeah!

180
00:14:18,560 --> 00:14:19,840
Massive...

181
00:14:20,400 --> 00:14:21,640
character.

182
00:14:21,760 --> 00:14:24,320
When you guys were at the pub,
he seemed super generous,

183
00:14:24,440 --> 00:14:28,160
you know, always buying
the drinks... He was flash.

184
00:14:29,280 --> 00:14:31,400
Dad...
- Well he was though, wasn't he?

185
00:14:32,560 --> 00:14:34,000
He was, to be fair.

186
00:14:34,640 --> 00:14:36,720
He's got an Evoque.
Mint innit, Dad?

187
00:14:37,640 --> 00:14:38,720
It's alright.

188
00:14:38,840 --> 00:14:40,800
Would you say Mick was rich?

189
00:14:40,920 --> 00:14:42,640
Yeah, loaded!

190
00:14:42,760 --> 00:14:46,800
He sold his scaffolding company last
year, so he was, you know, comfortable.

191
00:14:46,920 --> 00:14:48,840
We... were comfortable.

192
00:14:49,360 --> 00:14:51,000
Kept you in your gels, didn't he?

193
00:14:51,080 --> 00:14:52,920
Uh, I paid for these myself!

194
00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:55,240
Every two days, she's changing
her nails like that!

195
00:14:55,360 --> 00:14:57,560
Even though the nail polish remover
sets off her eczema.

196
00:14:57,640 --> 00:15:01,000
Oh my God, Mum,
stop talking about my eczema!

197
00:15:01,560 --> 00:15:05,360
It's none of my business, but is
Mick leaving behind a lot of money?

198
00:15:05,480 --> 00:15:08,640
200 grand. He kept it in a bag
for life in the airing cupboard.

199
00:15:08,720 --> 00:15:10,840
How do you know about that?
- Lauren found it.

200
00:15:11,640 --> 00:15:14,040
She, uh, she used to borrow
the odd note to pay for her nails.

201
00:15:15,960 --> 00:15:17,760
Presumably that'll all go to Caz now?

202
00:15:18,160 --> 00:15:20,400
You can finally get that
caravan now, Mum.

203
00:15:20,600 --> 00:15:23,080
No, I don't want that caravan
without your dad.

204
00:15:23,160 --> 00:15:24,320
Stepdad.

205
00:15:37,360 --> 00:15:39,960
Did you ever have a case you
thought you might not solve?

206
00:15:40,080 --> 00:15:41,720
No.
- Seriously?

207
00:15:41,840 --> 00:15:44,520
You never had a case where there
just wasn't enough evidence?

208
00:15:44,600 --> 00:15:47,600
No, there's always enough evidence
if you look hard enough.

209
00:15:48,520 --> 00:15:50,760
I normally found it
at the bottom of a pint glass.

210
00:15:50,880 --> 00:15:52,720
You think the poison was
in his beer?

211
00:15:52,840 --> 00:15:57,320
No, I'm saying if I drank enough,
I'd normally come up with an answer.

212
00:16:05,640 --> 00:16:07,120
Anything?

213
00:16:07,280 --> 00:16:08,920
Nope!

214
00:16:09,040 --> 00:16:10,960
I think this might be
a two pint problem.

215
00:16:12,320 --> 00:16:14,200
That was your third.

216
00:16:16,360 --> 00:16:17,560
So...

217
00:16:18,120 --> 00:16:25,360
Sometime... we don't know when - someone, we've no idea
who - put something, we don't know what - into Mick's food.

218
00:16:25,480 --> 00:16:27,640
Or drink.
- Or drink.

219
00:16:30,840 --> 00:16:32,440
This is going well, isn't it?

220
00:16:55,400 --> 00:16:57,560
You want to know about
the dead man.

221
00:16:57,680 --> 00:17:00,080
You're not really much of one
for small talk, are you?

222
00:17:00,200 --> 00:17:02,640
You know the dykes?
- The dykes?

223
00:17:02,760 --> 00:17:05,880
In the Netherlands, we built
the dykes to keep the sea out!

224
00:17:06,040 --> 00:17:07,320
Yes?

225
00:17:07,440 --> 00:17:11,920
Before the dykes, every day, we live knowing
that the sea is trying to swallow us.

226
00:17:12,040 --> 00:17:15,600
This is why we don't do small talk.
We don't have time for that shit.

227
00:17:18,880 --> 00:17:22,360
So?!
- I don't know anything about how the man died.

228
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:27,360
But I do know there were
no jellyfish in the sea that day.

229
00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:29,400
You know that?
- Yes!

230
00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:31,320
I see everything.

231
00:17:56,960 --> 00:17:58,240
All right, Jésus.

232
00:17:59,760 --> 00:18:01,440
You spoke to El Dorado's?

233
00:18:02,040 --> 00:18:03,200
<i>Que?</i>

234
00:18:03,320 --> 00:18:05,520
The restaurant where Mick
had his last meal.

235
00:18:05,640 --> 00:18:07,160
Did you get anything?

236
00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:09,120
Fanta.

237
00:18:10,600 --> 00:18:12,080
I meant information.

238
00:18:12,200 --> 00:18:14,880
Oh, no, nothing suspicious.

239
00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:17,760
The girl Lauren, she arrived first
and ordered everyone's food.

240
00:18:17,880 --> 00:18:19,680
Apparently she got some
of the orders wrong.

241
00:18:19,800 --> 00:18:21,560
Mick wanted steak,
not chicken Kiev,

242
00:18:21,640 --> 00:18:24,240
but he didn't really care.
He ate it anyway. Pim, pam, pum.

243
00:18:24,360 --> 00:18:26,360
What he ate is not important.

244
00:18:26,480 --> 00:18:29,640
They tested his stomach contents.
There was no poison in it.

245
00:18:30,040 --> 00:18:31,880
What about the hat -
he had that over his face?

246
00:18:31,960 --> 00:18:35,080
They tested that and all his other
belongings, they are all clean.

247
00:18:37,560 --> 00:18:40,080
I was going to take it
all back to his family, but...

248
00:18:41,960 --> 00:18:43,760
Here. You're burning.

249
00:18:45,520 --> 00:18:46,880
I don't burn!

250
00:18:52,600 --> 00:18:54,080
It wasn't in his food?

251
00:18:54,200 --> 00:18:58,720
No, nor any of his belongings,
not his suntan lotion, or his vape.

252
00:18:59,600 --> 00:19:01,000
The jellyfish!

253
00:19:01,240 --> 00:19:03,280
You can't use a jellyfish
as a deadly weapon.

254
00:19:04,160 --> 00:19:06,120
And anyway, there were no
jellyfish that day.

255
00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:09,720
So how was he poisoned?

256
00:19:11,160 --> 00:19:14,200
Don't look at me like that. It's my
job to ask rhetorical questions.

257
00:19:16,080 --> 00:19:18,120
Wanna know what I've been doing?
- Not really.

258
00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:20,560
I've been doing some excellent
detective work.

259
00:19:21,280 --> 00:19:23,440
What did you notice about
Colin's tattoos?

260
00:19:23,560 --> 00:19:26,000
They're crap.
- One of them is a clock with no hands.

261
00:19:26,080 --> 00:19:28,760
- You know what that means?
- He went to jail.

262
00:19:29,800 --> 00:19:31,480
I hate it when you do that.

263
00:19:32,560 --> 00:19:34,120
What did he go to jail for?

264
00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:38,440
Armed robbery, car theft, assault.

265
00:19:38,560 --> 00:19:40,760
He did eight years behind bars.
- Hm!

266
00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:42,400
Naughty, naughty.

267
00:19:42,520 --> 00:19:45,200
Suspect number 1, yes?
We should talk to him.

268
00:19:45,320 --> 00:19:47,960
I've just sat down.
- Stand up again.

269
00:19:48,400 --> 00:19:50,320
Can't I just watch the tennis?

270
00:19:51,920 --> 00:19:54,320
Nope. Not if you cannot see it.

271
00:19:54,440 --> 00:19:56,400
That's annoying.
- You're annoying.

272
00:20:00,840 --> 00:20:02,040
<i>Estupendo!</i>

273
00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:05,960
I'll speak to him.
You find Lauren.

274
00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:08,480
She was stealing from her dad.
- Stepdad.

275
00:20:09,640 --> 00:20:11,560
You should wear a hat.
You're burning.

276
00:20:12,200 --> 00:20:13,520
I don't burn!

277
00:20:29,440 --> 00:20:30,600
From him.

278
00:20:31,360 --> 00:20:32,400
Quick game?

279
00:20:38,400 --> 00:20:40,400
You've got a habit of turning up
out of the blue.

280
00:20:41,440 --> 00:20:43,160
Well, I'll be straight
with you, Colin.

281
00:20:43,320 --> 00:20:45,240
Still help out the police a bit.

282
00:20:45,640 --> 00:20:47,400
So this a police issue, is it?

283
00:20:51,720 --> 00:20:52,760
Might be.

284
00:20:53,520 --> 00:20:55,760
And you came to talk to me
'cause I got previous.

285
00:20:58,880 --> 00:21:01,000
Fair enough, I was a proper
dodgy bastard.

286
00:21:01,600 --> 00:21:03,040
So I heard.

287
00:21:03,200 --> 00:21:05,560
And that's just the stuff
I got nicked for.

288
00:21:08,280 --> 00:21:09,800
So why'd you do it? Drugs?

289
00:21:10,360 --> 00:21:13,160
Nah, just couldn't be arsed to work.

290
00:21:13,880 --> 00:21:16,320
I look at my boy now,
I'm ashamed of myself.

291
00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:19,240
He works all the hours down the tip
for no money, he never moans.

292
00:21:19,920 --> 00:21:21,520
Seems like a nice lad.

293
00:21:21,680 --> 00:21:23,600
Yeah. He's the best.

294
00:21:24,720 --> 00:21:31,040
I mean he's never gonna win Mastermind, but I tell you,
when his mum died, it was him picking me up off the floor.

295
00:21:34,560 --> 00:21:37,240
Can you think of any reason why
someone might want to kill Mick?

296
00:21:37,320 --> 00:21:38,600
Mate!

297
00:21:39,280 --> 00:21:41,320
I could think of a thousand!

298
00:21:41,440 --> 00:21:43,360
He was not a good man.

299
00:21:43,480 --> 00:21:44,720
Like you.

300
00:21:44,840 --> 00:21:47,000
I was a saint in comparison.

301
00:21:49,120 --> 00:21:53,040
Last Christmas, Caz got hammered
with Lauren, told her everything.

302
00:21:53,160 --> 00:21:55,560
How Mick wouldn't let her
have her own money.

303
00:21:55,680 --> 00:21:57,920
Didn't like her going out
without him.

304
00:21:58,960 --> 00:22:01,560
Couple of times he hit her.
- Jeez.

305
00:22:01,720 --> 00:22:03,560
Yeah, she wouldn't leave him though.

306
00:22:03,680 --> 00:22:05,480
Lauren's tried persuading her.

307
00:22:07,040 --> 00:22:09,960
Only agreed to come here for Caz,
so she could get a break.

308
00:22:11,200 --> 00:22:13,680
Do you know anything about
how Mick died, Colin?

309
00:22:15,840 --> 00:22:17,560
What, you think
I'd tell you if I did?

310
00:22:23,040 --> 00:22:24,760
You really did go to prison,
didn't you?

311
00:22:24,840 --> 00:22:27,080
Yeah, you should see me
at table tennis.

312
00:22:34,240 --> 00:22:37,200
- Is he OK?
- Yeah, he's OK.

313
00:22:37,720 --> 00:22:40,200
What's he doing?
- Looking for shells.

314
00:22:40,680 --> 00:22:42,680
He's got this idea he's gonna
make something.

315
00:22:42,760 --> 00:22:46,280
Is he good at making things?
- No, he struggles with Lego, but...

316
00:22:47,320 --> 00:22:48,760
I love him for trying.

317
00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:52,960
How did you guys meet?

318
00:22:53,400 --> 00:22:55,960
On holiday.
We were fourteen.

319
00:22:57,320 --> 00:22:59,000
We were pen pals.

320
00:22:59,120 --> 00:23:02,680
You wrote each other letters?
- Yeah! Actual letters.

321
00:23:03,600 --> 00:23:05,960
Mick wouldn't let me have
a phone, so.

322
00:23:06,320 --> 00:23:08,480
That's so romantic.

323
00:23:10,560 --> 00:23:12,160
What's he hoping to make?

324
00:23:13,120 --> 00:23:14,320
A rattle.

325
00:23:15,040 --> 00:23:16,200
For a baby.

326
00:23:19,680 --> 00:23:20,920
Don't say nothing.

327
00:23:21,920 --> 00:23:23,640
We haven't told anyone.

328
00:23:24,480 --> 00:23:25,840
I got loads!

329
00:23:26,160 --> 00:23:28,080
Well done, babe.

330
00:23:49,120 --> 00:23:55,280
OK, ladies and gentlemen, what 'D'
is the national currency of Vietnam?

331
00:23:59,120 --> 00:24:00,120
Dong.

332
00:24:08,400 --> 00:24:10,040
Why does this all feel wrong?

333
00:24:12,760 --> 00:24:14,360
As I said at the start,

334
00:24:15,160 --> 00:24:16,440
it's not like on TV.

335
00:24:18,520 --> 00:24:20,560
It's not always goodies and baddies.

336
00:24:25,600 --> 00:24:27,160
Just sign it, Den.

337
00:24:31,080 --> 00:24:33,680
Is it stupid to admit that I thought
you might come back?

338
00:24:35,200 --> 00:24:37,240
You and me out here...

339
00:24:38,120 --> 00:24:39,360
running this place.

340
00:24:41,320 --> 00:24:42,520
You've burnt.

341
00:24:43,320 --> 00:24:44,480
I don't burn.

342
00:24:45,360 --> 00:24:48,320
You need to put something on that,
you'll start flaking.

343
00:24:49,960 --> 00:24:54,000
Here... OK, question number 4.

344
00:24:54,640 --> 00:24:57,920
Yazoo reached number 3

345
00:24:58,040 --> 00:25:02,280
in the UK singles charts in 1982

346
00:25:02,400 --> 00:25:04,200
with what song?

347
00:25:09,640 --> 00:25:11,640
Me and Eddie
are getting married, Den.

348
00:25:15,040 --> 00:25:16,840
I thought you should
hear it from me.

349
00:25:17,960 --> 00:25:19,280
Don't go.

350
00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:23,200
What?
- Yazoo.

351
00:25:23,760 --> 00:25:26,000
'Don't Go', was their song.

352
00:25:26,520 --> 00:25:29,200
Did you hear what I just said?
- Yeah, I heard you.

353
00:25:30,400 --> 00:25:31,480
Congratulations.

354
00:25:34,440 --> 00:25:35,600
You all right?

355
00:25:37,080 --> 00:25:38,560
I'm always all right.

356
00:25:39,320 --> 00:25:41,240
Are you looking after yourself?

357
00:25:42,080 --> 00:25:43,440
How's your heart?

358
00:25:44,960 --> 00:25:45,880
Grand.

359
00:25:55,920 --> 00:25:57,680
You know Carla's not talking to me.

360
00:25:58,400 --> 00:26:00,960
You have to take some of
the blame for what happened.

361
00:26:01,440 --> 00:26:02,760
Some, yeah.

362
00:26:03,480 --> 00:26:04,640
I'll take some.

363
00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:09,520
Bye, darling.

364
00:26:14,480 --> 00:26:17,240
OK, question 5...

365
00:26:18,280 --> 00:26:22,880
How many Rocky films
does Apollo Creed appear in?

366
00:26:28,040 --> 00:26:29,160
Hey...

367
00:26:30,200 --> 00:26:31,920
Can I see you?

368
00:26:40,800 --> 00:26:45,240
Yeah, I'll have the patatas bravas
and the garlic prawns, please.

369
00:26:45,360 --> 00:26:49,640
But instead of potatoes, can I have chips and none of that sauce.
- OK.

370
00:26:50,200 --> 00:26:52,160
And no garlic on the prawns.

371
00:26:53,240 --> 00:26:56,960
Actually, instead of prawns,
do you just have like fish?

372
00:26:57,440 --> 00:26:59,160
So, fish and chips then?

373
00:26:59,280 --> 00:27:01,240
Yeah, yeah, that would be great.

374
00:27:02,920 --> 00:27:04,240
Thank you.
- Great.

375
00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:09,600
Wearing your special shirt.

376
00:27:09,720 --> 00:27:12,520
Yeah... it's all I had.
It's wash day.

377
00:27:13,280 --> 00:27:16,640
You have a wash day?
- Of course, every 29th of February.

378
00:27:18,520 --> 00:27:19,760
So...

379
00:27:20,320 --> 00:27:21,640
what have you got?

380
00:27:22,720 --> 00:27:25,160
About the case.
- Oh! Uh...

381
00:27:26,560 --> 00:27:28,880
Well, not a lot, to be honest.
Plenty of motive,

382
00:27:28,960 --> 00:27:30,960
but I still don't understand
how he was murdered.

383
00:27:31,040 --> 00:27:32,640
If he was murdered.

384
00:27:33,560 --> 00:27:35,280
Right, yeah.

385
00:27:49,800 --> 00:27:52,240
You know, I realised I don't
actually know anything about you.

386
00:27:52,320 --> 00:27:55,080
I mean, are you from around here or--
- Uh... what's happening?

387
00:27:57,520 --> 00:27:58,560
We're chatting.

388
00:27:59,840 --> 00:28:02,000
Is this a date?
- No, no, no, no!

389
00:28:02,120 --> 00:28:03,080
No!

390
00:28:03,840 --> 00:28:05,360
Unless you want it to be.

391
00:28:07,400 --> 00:28:10,480
I don't want it to be for the
record, but I'm a nice guy, so.

392
00:28:10,600 --> 00:28:12,920
Oh God, it's a date.
- It's not a date.

393
00:28:13,040 --> 00:28:14,000
I just--

394
00:28:16,760 --> 00:28:20,040
I look at you and I see someone
who's lonely in a crowded room.

395
00:28:20,160 --> 00:28:22,840
And I get it because
I've done the job and...

396
00:28:24,280 --> 00:28:26,760
It's hard to let
anyone get close to you.

397
00:28:27,960 --> 00:28:30,400
All the shit you take
and the shit you see.

398
00:28:31,360 --> 00:28:33,320
But you need to let someone in.

399
00:28:34,200 --> 00:28:35,640
That's all I'm saying.

400
00:28:35,760 --> 00:28:39,240
You have to let someone in,
at some time, or...

401
00:28:41,520 --> 00:28:42,720
Or...

402
00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:46,680
all the important people just go.

403
00:28:50,280 --> 00:28:53,920
Yeah, this doesn't sound like a date.
- No, it's not a date!

404
00:28:54,040 --> 00:28:55,360
Rose for the lady?

405
00:29:09,080 --> 00:29:12,120
It's the wrong flag.
- I lived in a houseboat in Gdansk.

406
00:29:12,240 --> 00:29:15,400
I know what a Polish flag
looks like, my friend! Huh!

407
00:29:16,120 --> 00:29:18,200
All right?
- Sure.

408
00:29:18,320 --> 00:29:21,680
There's a bit of a row with the
picture round, but it's only Jésus.

409
00:29:21,800 --> 00:29:24,240
It's the wrong way round, punk!
This way up is Poland,

410
00:29:24,360 --> 00:29:26,720
this way is Indonesia.
- You want a chip?

411
00:29:26,840 --> 00:29:28,680
No, it's not.
I'm telling you!

412
00:29:28,800 --> 00:29:31,280
Listen-- yeah, but I've been there!

413
00:29:31,360 --> 00:29:32,680
Oh, it doesn't matter.

414
00:29:32,880 --> 00:29:35,480
Oh, and there's another
dead mouse by the bins.

415
00:29:35,600 --> 00:29:37,600
We'd better put some poison down.
- Why?

416
00:29:37,720 --> 00:29:39,080
You cannot kill a dead mouse.

417
00:29:49,040 --> 00:29:50,280
It's a curse!

418
00:29:57,520 --> 00:29:58,920
Is it happening?

419
00:30:02,400 --> 00:30:04,120
Oh, it's definitely happening.

420
00:30:04,760 --> 00:30:07,480
What did you say just now?
You can't kill a dead mouse?

421
00:30:16,200 --> 00:30:17,160
Dennis?

422
00:30:20,360 --> 00:30:22,480
Why is the mouse already dead?

423
00:30:26,240 --> 00:30:28,400
Because there's already poison down.

424
00:30:30,160 --> 00:30:31,720
I know how Mick was killed.

425
00:30:32,160 --> 00:30:36,480
And I know why, and
who by, and what with.

426
00:30:38,560 --> 00:30:41,040
And I take no satisfaction
from it whatsoever.

427
00:31:04,720 --> 00:31:06,440
You don't have to do this.

428
00:31:06,960 --> 00:31:09,680
Well, it's like
you said at the start...

429
00:31:10,960 --> 00:31:13,320
bad things happen when
good people do nothing.

430
00:31:14,080 --> 00:31:16,960
I don't know who's good
and who's bad anymore.

431
00:31:19,680 --> 00:31:21,280
All right, Dennis.

432
00:31:21,400 --> 00:31:23,760
What's this about?
The police say we can't go home yet.

433
00:31:24,640 --> 00:31:26,640
Come in, I'll get you a drink.

434
00:31:32,080 --> 00:31:33,040
Thanks!

435
00:31:40,600 --> 00:31:41,680
Thanks.

436
00:31:42,080 --> 00:31:45,320
So, the police are doing
more tests on Mick.

437
00:31:46,240 --> 00:31:47,880
They're not sure he's dead?

438
00:31:48,760 --> 00:31:50,280
Oh, sorry.

439
00:31:50,840 --> 00:31:54,680
No. They knew he was
poisoned and he was,

440
00:31:55,320 --> 00:31:56,680
by Travis and Lauren.

441
00:32:00,640 --> 00:32:01,680
Sorry!

442
00:32:01,800 --> 00:32:04,240
Dennis, if this is a joke,
then I'm not laughing.

443
00:32:05,080 --> 00:32:06,400
It's not a joke.

444
00:32:06,480 --> 00:32:08,680
The police knew Mick had ingested
some kind of poison

445
00:32:08,760 --> 00:32:11,720
and they were testing to
find out what kind, but...

446
00:32:12,280 --> 00:32:13,560
I worked it out.

447
00:32:14,400 --> 00:32:16,000
Lauren, tell me this isn't true.

448
00:32:19,720 --> 00:32:22,480
Your dad tells me you work
down at the tip, Travis.

449
00:32:22,600 --> 00:32:25,240
Kind of place that would have plenty
of rat poison and they would've

450
00:32:25,720 --> 00:32:28,400
trained you up on how to handle it,
how to store it,

451
00:32:28,520 --> 00:32:31,520
not to get it wet, or it gives off
a gas - phosphane.

452
00:32:32,200 --> 00:32:34,560
Breathe enough of this stuff in
and it causes heart problems,

453
00:32:34,680 --> 00:32:37,880
so to a man like Mick
who'd just had a bypass...

454
00:32:38,920 --> 00:32:40,440
it was always gonna be deadly.

455
00:32:40,560 --> 00:32:42,480
How did he breathe it in
when I didn't?

456
00:32:42,600 --> 00:32:44,480
I've been with him
the whole time we was here.

457
00:32:51,480 --> 00:32:52,720
In the hat.

458
00:32:54,720 --> 00:32:57,080
You knew that Mick would put
the hat over his face

459
00:32:57,680 --> 00:32:59,440
to fall asleep in the afternoon.

460
00:32:59,800 --> 00:33:01,880
Rat poison wouldn't have been
hard to get hold of.

461
00:33:01,960 --> 00:33:07,320
All you had to do was buy an
identical hat and hide the poison inside.

462
00:33:08,160 --> 00:33:10,120
Which you did, here.

463
00:33:11,760 --> 00:33:14,560
You soaked the poison in water,
unpicked the stitching,

464
00:33:15,200 --> 00:33:17,280
stuffed the poison under the lining.

465
00:33:22,040 --> 00:33:23,800
But the police tested that hat.

466
00:33:24,800 --> 00:33:27,200
They tested that hat!

467
00:33:28,960 --> 00:33:30,200
Not this one.

468
00:33:31,880 --> 00:33:37,520
Not a lot of people know this, but the Union
Jack has a right way and a wrong way up.

469
00:33:37,640 --> 00:33:39,040
I knew that.

470
00:33:40,720 --> 00:33:42,360
The difference is subtle.

471
00:33:43,440 --> 00:33:46,600
But I compared the hat he was
wearing in the photo when he died

472
00:33:46,960 --> 00:33:50,240
to the hat that was left behind, I
could see the flags were different.

473
00:33:51,680 --> 00:33:53,280
You created a diversion.

474
00:33:54,520 --> 00:33:57,800
With the jellyfish sting,
that wasn't real.

475
00:33:58,720 --> 00:34:03,480
Caz, you told me that Lauren's nail varnish
remover causes her eczema to flare up,

476
00:34:04,200 --> 00:34:06,160
so you put some of that on your leg.

477
00:34:07,240 --> 00:34:12,480
Went to the water for a bit and when you
came out, pretended you had been stung.

478
00:34:13,320 --> 00:34:15,360
That was the diversion.

479
00:34:15,480 --> 00:34:20,000
When everyone was looking at Lauren
making a fuss, Travis switched the hats.

480
00:34:20,840 --> 00:34:21,880
What's happened, Lauren?

481
00:34:21,960 --> 00:34:23,680
I should have worked it out before.

482
00:34:23,800 --> 00:34:26,280
At low levels, phosphane
can smell like garlic.

483
00:34:26,440 --> 00:34:30,680
You knew that. So at lunch, Lauren
deliberately got Mick's order wrong.

484
00:34:30,800 --> 00:34:32,600
Mick wanted steak,
not chicken Kiev,

485
00:34:32,680 --> 00:34:35,520
but he didn't really care,
he ate it anyway. Pim, pam, pum!

486
00:34:35,640 --> 00:34:38,200
Mick would've thought the faint
smell of garlic was coming from him.

487
00:34:38,280 --> 00:34:40,480
What's he been eating?
- A chicken Kiev.

488
00:34:40,560 --> 00:34:43,120
I told him to have something
light, like a jacket potato.

489
00:34:43,320 --> 00:34:46,200
After Mick was discovered, it was
Travis and Colin that carried him

490
00:34:46,280 --> 00:34:49,760
up the beach to the pub here,
you were the last one to arrive.

491
00:34:49,880 --> 00:34:52,120
Oh my God, oh my God,
oh my God, oh my God!

492
00:34:52,240 --> 00:34:56,200
You hung back so that you could
switch the poison hat for the clean one.

493
00:34:56,800 --> 00:35:00,280
Then when you got here, you made
a big thing about feeling sick.

494
00:35:00,920 --> 00:35:01,880
I'm gonna vom!

495
00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:04,640
But you didn't go to the toilet.
Instead,

496
00:35:04,760 --> 00:35:08,120
you went to the bins to get
rid of the poisoned hat.

497
00:35:08,920 --> 00:35:11,640
If it weren't for the occasional
mice we get out the back,

498
00:35:11,760 --> 00:35:14,320
we probably never would
have found out.

499
00:35:17,120 --> 00:35:19,200
Something in your reaction
suggests that,

500
00:35:20,560 --> 00:35:22,280
maybe this is only news to Caz.

501
00:35:24,640 --> 00:35:25,880
Well, um,

502
00:35:27,480 --> 00:35:31,560
the other day Trav asked me to go
and get his goggles from his room and...

503
00:35:31,880 --> 00:35:34,360
I found a bag of rat poison in
the back of the wardrobe.

504
00:35:34,440 --> 00:35:37,440
So, I asked him about it
and he told me.

505
00:35:37,840 --> 00:35:39,400
He's always been a crap liar.

506
00:35:40,960 --> 00:35:43,600
So I went off at him,
of course!

507
00:35:43,720 --> 00:35:44,720
But...

508
00:35:45,840 --> 00:35:46,920
You know, he...

509
00:35:48,240 --> 00:35:49,480
He's my boy.

510
00:35:52,480 --> 00:35:53,800
It was all me.

511
00:35:54,320 --> 00:35:56,720
Honest to God, it was all my idea.

512
00:35:59,080 --> 00:36:01,000
Travis will do anything I tell him.

513
00:36:01,280 --> 00:36:02,520
You know that.

514
00:36:04,520 --> 00:36:05,960
I brought you up better than that!

515
00:36:06,480 --> 00:36:08,280
We just... I don't know!

516
00:36:08,400 --> 00:36:10,440
Our... our heads were proper
all over the place.

517
00:36:10,520 --> 00:36:12,600
Look, I did put that hat in the bin.

518
00:36:12,920 --> 00:36:14,400
OK? That's true.

519
00:36:15,240 --> 00:36:17,080
But I did also throw up.

520
00:36:17,720 --> 00:36:18,920
Keeps happening.

521
00:36:19,520 --> 00:36:21,760
I reckon it must be
morning sickness or...

522
00:36:22,640 --> 00:36:24,000
something.

523
00:36:26,960 --> 00:36:29,200
Oh, my girl!

524
00:36:29,320 --> 00:36:31,320
Come here, why didn't you say?

525
00:36:34,400 --> 00:36:36,800
I'm gonna be a granddad.
- It was a total shock!

526
00:36:36,920 --> 00:36:38,680
I don't know how it happened.

527
00:36:39,480 --> 00:36:41,480
Obviously I do know how it
happened, we had sex.

528
00:36:41,560 --> 00:36:43,640
Yeah.
- I shouldn't be surprised, really

529
00:36:43,720 --> 00:36:46,040
because we have a lot of sex--
- Alright, Trav!

530
00:36:46,160 --> 00:36:48,480
Suddenly we were like, oh my God,
we've barely got nothing

531
00:36:48,600 --> 00:36:51,880
and now we're gonna have
a little baby to look after and...

532
00:36:53,240 --> 00:36:54,360
we panicked.

533
00:36:56,760 --> 00:36:59,240
And Mick, you know, he'd had
all that heart trouble

534
00:36:59,320 --> 00:37:01,280
and he was still drinking
too much and eating shit

535
00:37:01,400 --> 00:37:05,280
and I thought he was probably
gonna snuff it soon anyway, so...

536
00:37:06,160 --> 00:37:09,320
You know, maybe it's not
so bad if we just...

537
00:37:11,200 --> 00:37:12,960
sped things up a bit.

538
00:37:14,480 --> 00:37:15,800
Because he was horrible.

539
00:37:18,240 --> 00:37:21,640
Don't say that he weren't,
Mum, 'cause he was.

540
00:37:23,160 --> 00:37:24,680
You know that he was.

541
00:37:24,800 --> 00:37:26,680
He was a nasty...

542
00:37:27,360 --> 00:37:29,240
horrible twat.

543
00:37:33,240 --> 00:37:35,120
But obviously it is bad, isn't it?

544
00:37:35,240 --> 00:37:37,840
You're asking me if murdering
someone is bad.

545
00:37:38,760 --> 00:37:40,880
Yes, Lauren, it's very, very bad.

546
00:37:41,600 --> 00:37:46,800
I know that. I just wanted-- We wanted!
- We just wanted to start a life together.

547
00:37:47,360 --> 00:37:49,200
Hm? As a family.

548
00:37:49,960 --> 00:37:53,120
We asked Mick for help buying
a place and he just wouldn't.

549
00:37:54,480 --> 00:37:57,560
We're living with Colin
in Trav's old room.

550
00:37:58,840 --> 00:38:03,440
We're about to be parents and... we're
sleeping in a room with Spider-Man wallpaper.

551
00:38:07,560 --> 00:38:10,400
Can't you just not tell the police
what you know, Dennis?

552
00:38:10,520 --> 00:38:12,160
You're not a copper no more.

553
00:38:12,280 --> 00:38:16,000
They're kids who were just scared
and did something stupid.

554
00:38:17,240 --> 00:38:19,360
D.S. Hernandez is a good detective.

555
00:38:19,480 --> 00:38:21,360
She'll get there in the end.

556
00:38:22,520 --> 00:38:24,600
What if she doesn't get there?

557
00:38:25,640 --> 00:38:27,120
We kill her as well?

558
00:38:27,680 --> 00:38:29,000
Jesus, no, Trav!

559
00:38:30,280 --> 00:38:32,640
I'm saying,
what if I tell her I did it?

560
00:38:32,760 --> 00:38:33,760
Hmm?

561
00:38:35,080 --> 00:38:37,360
I got a motive. I hated him!

562
00:38:38,320 --> 00:38:42,600
You don't carry on investigating when
someone confesses to a crime, right?

563
00:38:43,040 --> 00:38:44,560
What are you talking about, Col?

564
00:38:45,640 --> 00:38:47,400
Let me take the rap for this.

565
00:38:47,520 --> 00:38:50,520
No way, you are not going
to jail for my mistake.

566
00:38:50,640 --> 00:38:52,320
I've had a good life.

567
00:38:53,280 --> 00:38:55,240
I've done what I wanted to do.

568
00:38:56,600 --> 00:38:59,320
I married the most
beautiful girl I've ever met.

569
00:39:02,320 --> 00:39:03,680
And I lost her.

570
00:39:07,040 --> 00:39:09,640
I'll be fine in prison.
I've done it before.

571
00:39:11,400 --> 00:39:13,880
You two can have my room,
put the baby in yours.

572
00:39:15,440 --> 00:39:16,880
Keep the wallpaper.

573
00:39:22,680 --> 00:39:23,880
Mum?

574
00:39:24,480 --> 00:39:28,360
Well, if I had the choice, I'd rather
let Colin go to jail instead of you, but--

575
00:39:28,480 --> 00:39:31,240
But you don't have a choice
because I know the truth!

576
00:39:31,720 --> 00:39:33,920
Dennis, please.

577
00:39:35,120 --> 00:39:36,360
Let me do this.

578
00:39:37,160 --> 00:39:39,560
Do you remember I told you
there's a whole list of stuff

579
00:39:39,680 --> 00:39:42,200
they never pinned on me
back in the day, hm?

580
00:39:42,680 --> 00:39:44,800
I stole thousands
they never got back!

581
00:39:46,160 --> 00:39:55,800
As I live and breathe, if they'd have put me away for all of the things I
did, I'd still be inside now, so you're not putting away an innocent man!

582
00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:04,240
You're just... keeping
a young family together.

583
00:40:09,360 --> 00:40:11,280
OK? What's going on?

584
00:40:15,040 --> 00:40:16,800
Dennis, you text me.

585
00:40:17,360 --> 00:40:18,440
What's this about?

586
00:40:21,160 --> 00:40:22,520
I'll leave this with you.

587
00:41:07,920 --> 00:41:10,760
You did the right thing.
- Not by the law.

588
00:41:10,880 --> 00:41:13,440
I'll visit... I promise.

589
00:41:13,960 --> 00:41:15,760
So maybe Miss Marple was right.

590
00:41:15,880 --> 00:41:18,920
Justice is not always the law,
and the law is not always justice.

591
00:41:19,120 --> 00:41:20,880
It's the other way around.

592
00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:23,640
If you're gonna quote
Ms. Marple, please get it right.

593
00:42:07,760 --> 00:42:12,120
I just came to say thanks, and
I promise we won't interfere.

594
00:42:13,160 --> 00:42:14,320
With what?

595
00:42:15,480 --> 00:42:17,680
The pub, I know it's your thing.

596
00:42:19,440 --> 00:42:21,600
What are you talking about, Tiff?
- Aw...

597
00:42:22,320 --> 00:42:24,120
You didn't read the settlement,
did you?

598
00:42:39,640 --> 00:42:40,680
Eddie!

599
00:42:42,680 --> 00:42:43,840
Denny boy!

600
00:42:45,240 --> 00:42:47,440
It was a 50/50 split, Den.

601
00:42:48,040 --> 00:42:49,360
The pub's half mine now.

602
00:42:49,480 --> 00:42:52,160
Ours, when we're married!

603
00:42:52,280 --> 00:42:53,280
Hmm.

604
00:42:56,440 --> 00:42:58,920
So what's a bloke gotta do
to get a drink round here, eh?

605
00:43:09,320 --> 00:43:10,480
{\an8}What did I miss?

606
00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:13,760
{\an8}You're having a party?

607
00:43:13,880 --> 00:43:16,640
It's just a little leaving
party for an old friend.

608
00:43:16,760 --> 00:43:17,840
Good to see you, mate.

609
00:43:17,920 --> 00:43:21,600
You've filled my pub full of gangsters!
- They're just businessmen.

610
00:43:21,720 --> 00:43:24,760
Eddie knows these people, Dennis.
They're big drinkers.

611
00:43:25,480 --> 00:43:28,080
You need to go.
I don't need you anymore.

612
00:43:28,920 --> 00:43:30,640
I think I might be in
a bit of trouble here.

613
00:43:30,760 --> 00:43:32,360
It walks amongst us.

614
00:43:32,480 --> 00:43:35,200
If we've got a problem to deal with,
we're gonna sort it out between us!

615
00:43:35,280 --> 00:43:37,480
Come, Maria.
I think Dennis is in danger.

616
00:43:37,600 --> 00:43:39,160
Oh my God, there's a body!


