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I love it!
- Oh, it's great.
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It's great, isn't it?
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It is an emergency actually!
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Hi! Hiya!
Hi, everyone.
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What is she doing?
- I don't know!
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I just wanted to take this opportunity
to give some love to the bride, Leona.
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There she is, our little mouse.
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Our shy girl. Who'd have thought
she'd be the first one getting married, eh?
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Ah, she's my beautiful girl.
- Aw.
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Well, you would say that, Tania.
You're her mam.
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Ah, no, you've done a lovely job
organising this weekend
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with, like, no money.
Fair play to you.
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But I wouldn't be doing my job
as maid of honour
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if I didn't do something amazing
for little Leona!
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I've got a big surprise
for you guys!
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She brought a laptop.
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Leona, we've been best friends
since we were 4.
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We've always been there
for each other, always.
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Madam, I need to put the music
back on-- When I'm finished!
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And that's why I wanted to do
something special for you,
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for your hen do. And what is
more special...
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than a luxury villa!
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Oh!
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Now I know that most of you won't
have seen anything like this before.
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It's Love Island amazing.
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But it's here, in Benidorm!
Only 15 minutes away.
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I've dropped a pin in the WhatsApp group,
and, um, I say, let's head there now!
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No. No! No... No!
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What's the matter?
- No, Megan, this is my thing.
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I organised this weekend
for my girl.
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Yeah! Like you organised the Hotel
Sol y Salsa that's 3 stars on TripAdvisor.
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Bleurgh!
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You'll probably all be getting
chlamydia off the sheets.
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Jesus!
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Guys, this place has
an electric fire pit.
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I don't need nothing else.
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We've got music and wine.
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And each other!
- Yeah.
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And wine.
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Um, can somebody ask the DJ
to put the music back on?
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Leona?
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Have I not always looked after you?
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No.
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You've only ever been
a nasty little bitch, so.
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Mam... Mam!
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Breathe...
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Breathe!
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I have been nothing but nice
to all of you this weekend.
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I have been so respectful
to you, Tania.
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Even though you went to jail.
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And I haven't said anything about you,
Cora, and we both know I could.
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And Chloe, I could have gone on about
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how pathetic and weird
you've been for the last two years
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and I haven't, because I'm nice.
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Thanks for that.
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Are you honestly not coming?
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Fine, I'm going to go on my own.
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Argh!
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Stay here in this hole!
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Get out of my way, jailbird!
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Oh! Wagon.
- Shall I go?
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No, come back here.
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We're enjoying our night.
Forget about her.
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Drinks, come on, get that music on.
- Yeah.
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She's a lunatic.
- Yes.
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Come on, let's dance!
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Hola?
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Hola?
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Dios mio!
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Now, why would you go and do
something like that?
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You need to stop running this pub
like it's your own living room.
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I don't.
- You've taken your shoes off.
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I get hot feet.
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I think it's fungal.
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"Need your help."
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"Please."
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Estupendo, another case.
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Nah, I'm done with all that.
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I'm sorry, but doing nothing
is not an option.
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By the third case, the police have
come to rely on their consulting detective.
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You remember I made you watch
episode 3
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of Hetty Winthrop Investigates.
- Give me my phone.
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It's OK, I'll reply.
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Be right there!
Kiss or no kiss?
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I think kiss.
- No kiss, and I'm not going.
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I looked into your alcohol licence.
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Maria was right.
You are dodgy.
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How is that?
- It expired 2 years ago.
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It's not been 2 years!
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No, it's been 2 years and
5 months.
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They could close your pub down overnight and give you a huge
fine and... ban you from having a licence in Spain ever again.
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Really?
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Really, but Maria can protect you.
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All you have to do is make yourself
indispensable to her.
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Well...?
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I'm gonna need my shoes.
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Lost your balloon, little man?
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You should see the hot tub.
It's bigger than my apartment.
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So! What do we know?
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Victim is Megan Heaney, 35.
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Maid of honour on a hen party,
strangled with a sash.
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She left the bar alone on
Carrer Gerona around midnight.
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She said she was coming here.
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Current thinking, she might have
met someone or was followed.
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You don't think it was one
of the other hens?
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I've seen enough hen parties
in my pub to know
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they can be a toxic mix
of old beef and lady petrol.
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What?
- No idea.
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I mean, you have these people who
have known each other for years,
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under all the pressure of a wedding,
jacked up on white wine.
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I see. Please explain more to me
about how female friendships work.
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Well, either way, it's obvious that Megan
was killed in a non-premeditated attack
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by someone she knew who probably
escaped out the patio doors.
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Simple.
I'd have this solved by dinner time.
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Which for British people
is about 4:30.
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How do you know that?
- Look alive, Jésus.
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The clues are all there.
There's no sign of a forced entry.
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Two glasses of champagne.
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Megan obviously knew
whoever was in here.
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Now if you're planning on killing
someone, you take a weapon with you.
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But in this case, the killer used whatever
came to hand, and that was the sash, yeah?
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So a crime of passion.
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Now once the killer realises what
they've done, they panic,
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leg it out the patio doors
at the back here.
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But in their haste, they knock
the vase off the thingamy jig,
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causing it to fall to the floor
and break.
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Anything else?
- Yeah, two things.
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There's a partial shoe print
by the front door.
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Was the victim wearing trainers?
- No, they were heels.
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So it's not Megan's.
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And the second thing?
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Yeah, don't ever call me
English again.
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Jésus, the victim's boyfriend is
arriving at the airport soon.
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Please can you go and meet him?
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Oh no, please, you know
I'm not good with sad people.
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Thank you, Jésus.
- Thank you, Jésus.
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Thank you, Jésus.
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Do you really think it was
one of her friends?
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I told you, old beef.
We just have to work out
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which hen had those trainers, and
chances are we've got our killer.
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Easy peasy.
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Maybe not that easy peasy.
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I'm sorry about your loss.
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I'm sorry for your loss.
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Please accompany me, please.
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Come with me.
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She's dead. I'm sorry. Let's go.
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Oh, this is just fecking awful.
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I can't believe she's gone.
- I was talking about my hangover.
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Yeah, obviously.
- I think we should all pray.
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Ah, come on now, Cora,
it's not that bad.
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OK, guaranteed hangover cure,
extra spicy Bloody Mary with an egg.
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Oh!
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Urgh...
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So... an Irish bar.
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Well, we all just wanted to
be somewhere we felt safe.
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We hear you're some kind
of special investigators.
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Yes, do you know Midsommer Murders?
We're like Barnaby and Troy.
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The original lineup before
they ruined it!
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We're simply trying to help the
Spanish police find out who did this.
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And we really appreciate it,
cause we all know the Spanish police
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are going to want to be
fingering someone for this.
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Well, I'm worried that they're
gonna want to finger one of us!
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Jesus, Cora, can you stop
saying fingering?
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I think you'll be fine.
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We just need to establish what you
did last night after you left the bar.
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Uh... some of it went
into my hair.
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We all just... went
back to the hotel.
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Together?
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Yes.
- No.
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Me and Leona went back together.
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What time?
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Uh, it was 2. I'd say around 2.
2, yeah.
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Mm.
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And I just went home to bed.
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Straight home?
- Yes.
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No.
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I went for a walk on the beach
and then I went home to bed.
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Beddy-byes.
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At what time?
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About one?
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It was definitely one.
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And yourself?
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No idea. It's just blank.
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I woke up this morning, my back's
killing me, and I'm missing 200 euro.
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And I don't think I'm ever
gonna drink again. Oh God!
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They're all liars, Dennis! You know
how I know that they are lying?
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They said they left the bar at 2 a.m.--
- But the bar closes at 1.
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Can you just let me have
my moment?
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Sorry, OK, go on.
And why is Cora lying?
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No, you're just going to jump in
and steal my thunder again.
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I won't, I promise.
- OK.
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Cora said she was
walking on the beach at 1 a.m--
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But the beach closes at midnight--
- Dennis!
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Right, so three of them are lying.
What about the other one?
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The one with the sick in her hair?
- Aye.
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Says she can't remember a thing.
So what do we do, Burnaby?
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Barnaby, it's Barnaby.
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Why would you get
Midsommer Murders wrong like that?
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Go on, go on.
- Well, if I was leading the case,
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I would speak to
the victim's boyfriend.
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You'd question the man
who was 1,000 miles away
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at the time the murder happened.
- Yeah!
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We need him to dish the dirt
on all the hens.
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Who hated Megan and why.
- Old beef.
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Stop saying that. It's weird.
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She was like the most beautiful
woman I ever met.
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Paul, we need your help. We need
you to be our character witness.
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Sorry, I--
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This has broken me, so...
I can't even think straight.
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Cheesy chips?
- Gracias.
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Look, I'm sorry to have to
tell you this, but we think
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one of the hens might have been
responsible for killing Megan.
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What-- no!
They're like sisters.
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From experience,
let me tell you,
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there were plenty of times
I could've killed my sister.
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One time for no reason,
she told our father
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I slept over at the home
of Alvaro Hernandez
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when his parents were out of town--
- Rosa...!
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OK.
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Can you think of any reason why
Leona might have been mad at Megan?
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I guess.... Leona's always sort of
been in Megan's shadow.
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Megan was always the popular one.
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Always had the nice clothes,
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the nice car.
- You think she was jealous?
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Maybe.
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I suppose when Megan told Leona
about the villa, it could have... you know.
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Crystallised those feelings?
- No, just made them real.
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Megan said something to Tania
about her going to jail.
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Oh, yeah, for like 2 weeks.
She hit a man with a shoe.
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A shoe?
- His shoe.
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I don't think she'd normally have gone to
jail, but... she called the judge an eejit.
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So you'd say Tania had a temper?
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Well, you know what you women
can get like!
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No, please tell me.
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What about Cora?
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Cora?
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Cora didn't kill Megan.
She's basically a nun.
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You give someone enough wine...
- Trust me.
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Cora's only drinking wine
when it's with a little wafer.
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I'm talking about communion.
- So, she's pious?
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No, just really religious.
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And Chloe?
244
00:16:43,160 --> 00:16:47,040
Chloe--
- Paul... my darling, how are you?
245
00:16:47,760 --> 00:16:49,720
So sorry, darling.
- It's awful, isn't it?
246
00:16:49,840 --> 00:16:51,680
Oh my God, look at him.
He's wasting away.
247
00:16:51,840 --> 00:16:54,000
You need to eat something!
- I know, I know.
248
00:16:56,240 --> 00:16:57,400
Everyone's in shock.
249
00:17:15,480 --> 00:17:17,200
Cora.
250
00:17:17,320 --> 00:17:18,720
Uptight and religious.
251
00:17:18,840 --> 00:17:20,400
Leona.
252
00:17:20,560 --> 00:17:22,000
Mousey best friend.
253
00:17:24,080 --> 00:17:26,720
Tania?
- Angry mother.
254
00:17:26,800 --> 00:17:28,200
- I can't say as I agree with you,
255
00:17:28,320 --> 00:17:30,840
reducing these women
to sound bites, Dennis.
256
00:17:31,440 --> 00:17:34,440
Women are a complex symphony
of unique traits.
257
00:17:34,560 --> 00:17:38,200
And it's entirely wrong to make
crass generalisations.
258
00:17:39,160 --> 00:17:41,000
They get tetchy if you do that.
259
00:17:41,720 --> 00:17:43,480
I feel so seen.
260
00:17:46,240 --> 00:17:48,040
Looking at her socials...
261
00:17:49,200 --> 00:17:51,400
I think you've got her
all wrong, you know.
262
00:17:52,240 --> 00:17:54,600
She had hobbies, loved animals.
263
00:17:57,240 --> 00:18:00,440
Wait, wait, wait, go back.
That one of them in the pub garden.
264
00:18:00,960 --> 00:18:02,920
Yeah, them two at the back.
265
00:18:03,920 --> 00:18:05,960
That's Paul and Chloe.
266
00:18:06,560 --> 00:18:08,600
They used to be together.
267
00:18:10,840 --> 00:18:13,880
Chloe... the ex-girlfriend.
268
00:18:35,040 --> 00:18:37,520
I can't take lying anymore.
I need to tell someone.
269
00:18:37,640 --> 00:18:39,760
Don't be saying things
like that, Leona.
270
00:18:39,840 --> 00:18:41,400
They're gonna find out!
271
00:18:41,760 --> 00:18:43,680
You want to go to jail, do you?
272
00:18:43,800 --> 00:18:48,040
You know what life is like inside?
- No... It's hell. - Mam!
273
00:18:48,160 --> 00:18:49,960
You went to an open prison
for 10 days.
274
00:18:50,040 --> 00:18:51,720
I've been to Centre Parcs for longer.
275
00:18:51,800 --> 00:18:53,480
Only you probably played
more pickleball.
276
00:18:53,560 --> 00:18:54,440
Well...!
277
00:18:54,520 --> 00:18:56,920
You'd be going to the other
kind of prison anyways!
278
00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:59,240
The kind full of Hairy Marys
that'll want their way with you.
279
00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:04,480
Well, maybe we could just
tell Auntie Cora.
280
00:19:04,600 --> 00:19:05,920
No!
281
00:19:06,080 --> 00:19:09,160
I do not need my sister judging me
more than she already does.
282
00:19:09,280 --> 00:19:10,880
Listen to me.
283
00:19:10,960 --> 00:19:16,680
If you know what's good for you, you'll keep your mouth shut, OK?
- OK...
284
00:19:17,280 --> 00:19:18,720
OK, yeah, OK.
285
00:19:23,200 --> 00:19:25,080
Can you get married in prison?
286
00:19:26,240 --> 00:19:27,360
Oh...
287
00:19:40,480 --> 00:19:42,800
Why are you rushing?
- Maria just texted me.
288
00:19:42,920 --> 00:19:45,320
Forensics are running tests
on the hens' shoes.
289
00:19:45,440 --> 00:19:47,280
Trying to find a match
for that print.
290
00:19:47,400 --> 00:19:48,960
OK, so why are you rushing?
291
00:19:49,040 --> 00:19:50,680
Because whoever left that shoe print
292
00:19:50,800 --> 00:19:53,920
is probably the killer,
and I want to solve it first.
293
00:20:19,720 --> 00:20:21,080
I lit a candle.
294
00:20:22,600 --> 00:20:24,200
Megan loved candles.
295
00:20:24,960 --> 00:20:26,840
It's what she would have wanted.
296
00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:28,440
You got 5 minutes?
297
00:20:31,640 --> 00:20:33,600
Me and Chloe were together.
298
00:20:33,720 --> 00:20:40,360
And then about two years ago... Megan and I started
to fall in love, and well, I had to follow my heart.
299
00:20:41,600 --> 00:20:44,440
Megan inspired me to always be
the best version of myself.
300
00:20:44,560 --> 00:20:46,600
And to start weight loss jabs.
301
00:20:46,720 --> 00:20:49,240
That's love.
- How did Chloe take it?
302
00:20:50,400 --> 00:20:53,440
She turned into a bit of a looper
right after I left, but... I dunno.
303
00:20:53,520 --> 00:20:55,760
A looper?
- Yeah, crazy like.
304
00:20:56,120 --> 00:20:57,960
She cut up all my good pants.
305
00:20:58,240 --> 00:20:59,680
And then Chloe--
306
00:21:02,040 --> 00:21:04,520
She sent some weird, threatening
messages to Megan.
307
00:21:05,560 --> 00:21:08,440
That kind of thing.
- You think she wanted to hurt Megan?
308
00:21:08,560 --> 00:21:10,840
I don't know, maybe.
309
00:21:11,880 --> 00:21:15,480
Megan thought that Chloe coming on
the hen do meant she was really over it.
310
00:21:16,880 --> 00:21:18,920
And I thought so too.
311
00:21:19,040 --> 00:21:21,040
Do you remember how earlier
we were asking about
312
00:21:21,160 --> 00:21:23,280
reasons why people
might want to hurt Megan?
313
00:21:23,400 --> 00:21:25,120
You didn't think of leading
with that one?
314
00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:27,760
Dennis!
- Well, it could've saved us some time.
315
00:21:28,360 --> 00:21:31,160
Sorry, I'm just not thinking right.
316
00:21:31,320 --> 00:21:33,920
Thanks again, Paul.
You go and get some rest.
317
00:21:38,960 --> 00:21:40,080
What?!
318
00:21:41,040 --> 00:21:43,640
I think we should go and speak
to Chloe. Don't you?
319
00:21:43,760 --> 00:21:45,960
Chloe was blind drunk last night!
320
00:21:46,040 --> 00:21:49,200
That could have been just an act,
a distraction to confuse everyone.
321
00:21:49,320 --> 00:21:51,600
You heard him.
She turned into a looper.
322
00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:20,200
I think I should talk to
Chloe alone, entre mujeres.
323
00:22:20,320 --> 00:22:22,920
I know what it's like
to have your heart broken.
324
00:22:23,080 --> 00:22:25,440
You're assuming I don't!
- By a man.
325
00:22:25,880 --> 00:22:27,480
You're assuming I don't.
326
00:22:28,560 --> 00:22:29,920
Tom Boyd.
327
00:22:30,080 --> 00:22:32,760
Scored an own goal against
Brazil in the World Cup.
328
00:22:34,200 --> 00:22:36,200
You're not ready to interview
on your own.
329
00:22:36,360 --> 00:22:38,280
You want to go and talk
to the hungover woman
330
00:22:38,400 --> 00:22:40,520
about the most painful time
of her life?
331
00:22:42,520 --> 00:22:44,280
The important thing about
interviewing someone
332
00:22:44,400 --> 00:22:47,240
is to listen, OK?
You give them space.
333
00:22:47,360 --> 00:22:50,560
Dennis, please.
This is not my first rodeo.
334
00:22:52,760 --> 00:22:56,560
My first boyfriend, Pedro Garcia Hernandez,
left me for my best friend Elena.
335
00:22:56,640 --> 00:22:59,440
I was 16 and I thought we'd
be together forever!
336
00:22:59,560 --> 00:23:01,200
I even designed my wedding dress.
337
00:23:01,280 --> 00:23:04,280
It had a long tail, a lace back...
338
00:23:05,320 --> 00:23:08,200
I never spoke to Elena again, but
I did look at her wedding pictures
339
00:23:08,280 --> 00:23:14,080
on Instagram and it rained and she looked
like a wet cow, so I'm thinking that's karma!
340
00:23:15,040 --> 00:23:17,360
How are you feeling?
- Still bad.
341
00:23:18,280 --> 00:23:19,760
I'm a mess, Rosa.
342
00:23:20,480 --> 00:23:22,920
Oh, I'm still covered
in little willies.
343
00:23:24,640 --> 00:23:28,280
I think you should eat something.
- No, I can't ever eat again.
344
00:23:28,400 --> 00:23:29,680
Or move.
345
00:23:30,080 --> 00:23:31,480
It's fine.
346
00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:33,680
I live on this sofa now.
347
00:23:36,320 --> 00:23:41,080
OK, now I'm going to stop talking
and give you space to tell your story.
348
00:23:41,200 --> 00:23:44,800
Well, it sounds a lot more romantic
to have your heart broken
349
00:23:44,880 --> 00:23:48,240
by a Pedro Garcia Hernandez...
than a Paul Murphy.
350
00:23:48,360 --> 00:23:50,200
Mmm, depends on your type.
351
00:23:51,480 --> 00:23:53,280
I shouldn't have come out here.
352
00:23:53,400 --> 00:23:55,600
I think you were very brave
and strong.
353
00:23:55,680 --> 00:23:57,080
No, I was stupid.
354
00:24:00,240 --> 00:24:01,880
I hated Megan.
355
00:24:02,680 --> 00:24:04,320
And I still love Paul.
356
00:24:05,920 --> 00:24:08,520
I guess that makes me a suspect
or something, does it?
357
00:24:10,240 --> 00:24:13,960
It would help if you can remember
anything after you left the pub last night.
358
00:24:14,760 --> 00:24:18,160
I guess I fell over,
'cause my back is killing me.
359
00:24:18,760 --> 00:24:19,760
Let me see.
360
00:24:24,760 --> 00:24:26,240
Oh!
361
00:24:26,360 --> 00:24:27,520
OK...
362
00:24:29,320 --> 00:24:31,480
I think I know
what you did last night.
363
00:24:36,920 --> 00:24:38,720
Jesus!
364
00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:41,080
I found the tattoo parlour
that did it.
365
00:24:41,200 --> 00:24:43,280
The guy said Chloe came in
just after 1 a.m.
366
00:24:43,400 --> 00:24:45,200
and the tattoo took four hours.
367
00:24:45,320 --> 00:24:46,920
She's got an alibi.
- Yeah!
368
00:24:47,040 --> 00:24:49,680
Well, that accounts for one of them.
369
00:24:51,720 --> 00:24:52,960
The other three?
370
00:24:54,040 --> 00:24:55,880
I know someone who might
be able to help us.
371
00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:57,280
Don't say Jackie.
372
00:25:02,800 --> 00:25:04,480
Hi, Jackie.
- Hi.
373
00:25:04,560 --> 00:25:06,320
Don't sit on my scoot-mobile.
374
00:25:07,360 --> 00:25:09,040
Do you want a watch?
375
00:25:09,320 --> 00:25:11,600
I think all men
should have a watch.
376
00:25:13,360 --> 00:25:14,640
Rulox?
377
00:25:14,920 --> 00:25:16,720
Bulgarian Rolex.
378
00:25:17,320 --> 00:25:19,480
They all come from the same factory.
379
00:25:20,480 --> 00:25:22,360
We're looking for some information.
380
00:25:22,480 --> 00:25:24,160
About the Irish woman.
381
00:25:25,840 --> 00:25:28,120
We need to establish what
her friends did last night
382
00:25:28,240 --> 00:25:30,240
after she left them.
Do you know anything?
383
00:25:30,320 --> 00:25:31,160
No.
384
00:25:31,280 --> 00:25:33,640
Ah, well, there's five minutes
I'll never get back.
385
00:25:33,840 --> 00:25:36,600
But I do know something
that happened before.
386
00:25:37,200 --> 00:25:39,040
I saw the woman with
too much makeup.
387
00:25:39,160 --> 00:25:40,160
Megan?
388
00:25:40,280 --> 00:25:43,320
OK, with the little woman
with the bad clothes.
389
00:25:43,440 --> 00:25:44,480
Cora?
390
00:25:44,600 --> 00:25:48,680
OK, and they were arguing, and then
the little woman with the bad clothes
391
00:25:48,800 --> 00:25:50,720
tried to hit the woman
with too much makeup.
392
00:25:52,680 --> 00:25:54,000
Interesting!
393
00:25:54,120 --> 00:25:56,000
Do you know what they
were arguing about?
394
00:25:56,120 --> 00:25:57,080
No.
395
00:25:57,840 --> 00:25:59,320
OK, thanks, Jackie.
I owe you one.
396
00:25:59,440 --> 00:26:01,080
Owe me... what?
397
00:26:01,640 --> 00:26:04,360
I don't know, a drink.
- OK, when?
398
00:26:05,360 --> 00:26:08,440
Not sure.
- Maybe it's better to have the cash.
399
00:26:09,640 --> 00:26:12,160
I'll bring it to you.
- OK, but when?
400
00:26:13,080 --> 00:26:14,240
Just walk away.
401
00:26:14,320 --> 00:26:15,760
Thanks very much.
402
00:26:30,480 --> 00:26:33,080
The waiter's come in, put it down.
403
00:26:33,640 --> 00:26:35,600
She's looking very pensive.
404
00:26:37,240 --> 00:26:39,760
That drink is bigger
than her head.
405
00:26:40,600 --> 00:26:42,320
OK, here's the play.
406
00:26:42,440 --> 00:26:44,200
We force Cora into telling
us the truth.
407
00:26:44,320 --> 00:26:47,160
I will be good cop.
Could I get you a cup of tea?
408
00:26:47,280 --> 00:26:49,080
You will be bad cop.
409
00:26:49,200 --> 00:26:51,760
Drink up, you tart!
You're nicked!
410
00:26:52,760 --> 00:26:54,480
Cora's a devout Catholic.
411
00:26:54,600 --> 00:26:57,200
If there's one thing she can handle,
it's living with guilt.
412
00:26:57,840 --> 00:27:01,880
You know you're different when you're
doing this, when you're solving crime.
413
00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:03,840
Why, what am I like the
rest of the time?
414
00:27:03,920 --> 00:27:06,560
Lazy, impatient, depressed.
415
00:27:06,680 --> 00:27:07,960
I'm not depressed.
416
00:27:08,040 --> 00:27:09,560
It's OK,
'cause you're doing this now.
417
00:27:09,640 --> 00:27:11,120
This is your happy pill.
418
00:27:11,680 --> 00:27:14,320
I'm only doing this until
I can sort my licence out.
419
00:27:14,440 --> 00:27:16,560
You cannot sort your licence out.
420
00:27:16,720 --> 00:27:19,160
If you apply for a new one, they
will realise you haven't had one
421
00:27:19,280 --> 00:27:22,160
for two years and the same thing
will happen. You'll get a big fine.
422
00:27:23,760 --> 00:27:25,040
She's moving.
423
00:27:34,040 --> 00:27:35,200
This is so cool.
424
00:27:35,320 --> 00:27:37,440
You're doing it all wrong.
You're way too close!
425
00:27:41,920 --> 00:27:43,480
So what do I do with the pub then?
426
00:27:43,600 --> 00:27:45,600
I can't moonlight
with the Spanish police forever.
427
00:27:45,680 --> 00:27:48,920
You won't need to, just long enough
so that I can apply for an alcohol licence.
428
00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:50,040
You?
- Yeah!
429
00:27:50,120 --> 00:27:51,840
I can be the licensee
and no one needs to know
430
00:27:51,920 --> 00:27:53,640
you've been breaking the law
for two years.
431
00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:58,200
How long will that take?
- A few months.
432
00:27:58,360 --> 00:28:00,560
You just need to make me
the bar manager.
433
00:28:00,680 --> 00:28:01,840
What?!
434
00:28:19,040 --> 00:28:20,680
I also looked at your
bank statements.
435
00:28:20,800 --> 00:28:22,080
I think you need an accountant.
436
00:28:22,160 --> 00:28:24,080
I'm not wasting money
on an accountant.
437
00:28:24,160 --> 00:28:26,920
My father says a good accountant
actually saves you money.
438
00:28:27,320 --> 00:28:29,640
What does your father do?
- He's an accountant.
439
00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:32,480
She's a dark horse.
440
00:28:32,600 --> 00:28:35,440
You keep making that joke.
I don't know who Black Beauty is.
441
00:28:35,560 --> 00:28:38,480
No, Auntie Cora. She's just
gone into that strip club.
442
00:28:52,920 --> 00:28:54,360
No, no, no, no!
443
00:28:56,280 --> 00:28:57,800
What are you doing here?
444
00:28:57,880 --> 00:29:01,120
Funny 'cause that's exactly what
I was gonna ask you.
445
00:29:03,360 --> 00:29:05,800
I never wanted to come here.
It was all Tanya.
446
00:29:06,800 --> 00:29:09,200
I had three... what they call
Jaeger bombs.
447
00:29:09,760 --> 00:29:11,600
I really wasn't myself.
448
00:29:12,640 --> 00:29:14,880
Did something happen in here?
449
00:29:17,720 --> 00:29:20,760
Tanya paid for me to have
a private dance with Bernardo.
450
00:29:22,360 --> 00:29:24,960
He's just like a big conker!
451
00:29:28,080 --> 00:29:30,520
Me and Sean have been together
for 20 years.
452
00:29:31,320 --> 00:29:33,240
I believe in the sanctity of marriage.
453
00:29:34,800 --> 00:29:37,080
God help me,
I've never met a man like him!
454
00:29:38,560 --> 00:29:39,880
There's so much oil.
455
00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:41,960
Has this got anything to do with
the argument you had
456
00:29:42,080 --> 00:29:43,960
with Megan
on the beach yesterday?
457
00:29:44,400 --> 00:29:45,960
How'd you know about that?
458
00:29:50,640 --> 00:29:53,200
Megan saw us.
- Having a private dance with Bernardo?
459
00:29:54,320 --> 00:29:55,880
If only it was just that.
460
00:29:57,640 --> 00:29:59,600
Bernardo started getting
fresh with me.
461
00:30:00,560 --> 00:30:04,000
I didn't stop him.
There really was so much oil.
462
00:30:05,240 --> 00:30:07,840
Cora, did you have sex
with Bernardo?
463
00:30:13,040 --> 00:30:14,640
In the disabled toilet.
464
00:30:16,560 --> 00:30:19,240
I just remember feeling so grateful
that I'd shaved my legs.
465
00:30:21,920 --> 00:30:25,520
But then, when after we came out,
Megan was standing there.
466
00:30:26,440 --> 00:30:28,920
She laughed. So cold, like.
467
00:30:29,040 --> 00:30:30,520
What did she say?
468
00:30:31,600 --> 00:30:33,520
She threatened to tell everyone.
469
00:30:33,680 --> 00:30:35,840
Sean, everyone at Rock Choir.
470
00:30:36,520 --> 00:30:37,920
Even Father Brian.
471
00:30:38,600 --> 00:30:40,760
Although he's in
no position to judge.
472
00:30:42,560 --> 00:30:44,440
So why come back here, Cora?
473
00:30:46,480 --> 00:30:48,240
It's my penance.
474
00:30:48,360 --> 00:30:50,280
I took confession today.
475
00:30:50,560 --> 00:30:53,680
The Father said I needed to face the
man I sinned with and renounce him.
476
00:30:55,360 --> 00:30:57,880
At least I think that's what he
said. His English was terrible.
477
00:30:58,560 --> 00:31:00,880
Cora, where did you go
last night after you left the bar?
478
00:31:02,360 --> 00:31:04,360
Straight back to the hotel, I swear.
479
00:31:05,200 --> 00:31:06,960
You never went to that villa?
480
00:31:08,400 --> 00:31:14,120
As I sit before you, Dennis, I might be
a wanton harlot, but I'm no murderer.
481
00:31:17,400 --> 00:31:18,760
You like a drink?
482
00:31:19,880 --> 00:31:21,280
Oh Lord!
483
00:31:42,400 --> 00:31:46,000
It's past your dinner time, Dennis.
Have you solved the case yet?
484
00:31:46,120 --> 00:31:49,280
I've entirely assimilated with
Spanish culture, Maria.
485
00:31:49,400 --> 00:31:51,960
I don't have my tea until
at least 6:30.
486
00:31:52,080 --> 00:31:55,840
Well, I think you can probably relax.
We matched the shoe print.
487
00:31:55,960 --> 00:31:57,840
Really?
They've matched the shoe print!
488
00:31:57,960 --> 00:31:59,840
Mierda, who to?
- Who to?
489
00:31:59,960 --> 00:32:00,920
Leona.
490
00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:02,520
Leona!
- No way!
491
00:32:02,640 --> 00:32:04,480
That's an interesting development.
492
00:32:04,600 --> 00:32:07,920
We're trying to bring her in for
questioning, but we can't locate her.
493
00:32:08,040 --> 00:32:09,840
Any idea where she might be?
494
00:32:09,960 --> 00:32:11,960
Absolutely no idea, no.
495
00:32:12,080 --> 00:32:13,320
OK.
496
00:32:13,440 --> 00:32:15,760
If you see her, call straight away.
497
00:32:15,880 --> 00:32:18,200
Totally, yeah,
I'll definitely do that.
498
00:32:36,880 --> 00:32:38,760
You look like you could
use another drink.
499
00:32:59,840 --> 00:33:02,240
So you leave the bar and
you go to the villa?
500
00:33:02,360 --> 00:33:05,520
Yeah.
I knocked on the door,
501
00:33:05,640 --> 00:33:08,280
and when no one answered,
I tried the handle and it was open.
502
00:33:08,400 --> 00:33:09,720
And when was this?
503
00:33:10,720 --> 00:33:13,600
Um, it was about half one.
- Why did you go there?
504
00:33:14,480 --> 00:33:16,080
I was angry.
505
00:33:16,200 --> 00:33:18,200
I wanted to tell her I'd had enough.
506
00:33:18,320 --> 00:33:21,320
Megan was always doing stuff like
this, making everything about her.
507
00:33:21,440 --> 00:33:23,120
Every wedding, every birthday!
508
00:33:23,240 --> 00:33:25,480
She came to my uncle Martin's
funeral in a wheelchair
509
00:33:25,600 --> 00:33:27,520
because she had shin splints,
OK?!
510
00:33:28,320 --> 00:33:30,560
I just wanted this weekend
to be about me!
511
00:33:36,920 --> 00:33:38,440
That was my hat!
512
00:33:43,360 --> 00:33:45,320
She gave me that hat.
513
00:33:47,880 --> 00:33:49,680
What did you do when you
got to the villa?
514
00:33:53,440 --> 00:33:56,040
Went in.
The door wasn't locked.
515
00:33:56,160 --> 00:33:58,080
There was music playing.
516
00:33:58,640 --> 00:34:01,360
I heard a smash. I called out,
but when no one answered,
517
00:34:01,480 --> 00:34:04,040
I went further in, and that's
when I saw her on the sofa.
518
00:34:04,160 --> 00:34:06,560
She was already dead?
- Yeah!
519
00:34:07,080 --> 00:34:09,760
And then I just lost my head,
like I was screaming.
520
00:34:09,880 --> 00:34:12,600
And then I saw someone, like a
person flash past the window,
521
00:34:12,720 --> 00:34:15,240
and then I just legged it straight
back to the hotel.
522
00:34:15,480 --> 00:34:18,120
You find your friend dead and
you don't call anyone?
523
00:34:18,240 --> 00:34:20,040
Mam said not to trust the police.
524
00:34:20,160 --> 00:34:22,520
She said they'd blame me.
- They will blame you!
525
00:34:22,640 --> 00:34:23,760
Mam!
526
00:34:24,240 --> 00:34:26,200
What are you doing, Leona?
527
00:34:26,320 --> 00:34:27,960
What did I say?
528
00:34:28,080 --> 00:34:30,040
You won't last five minutes in jail.
529
00:34:30,520 --> 00:34:33,160
The Wi-Fi's awful!
- Yeah, well, that's where I'm going.
530
00:34:33,840 --> 00:34:37,160
Some fella from the Guards took my
shoes earlier, they know something.
531
00:34:37,280 --> 00:34:40,120
I thought you were some
sort of a special investigator.
532
00:34:41,200 --> 00:34:42,760
Tell me you've got something!
533
00:34:43,320 --> 00:34:46,400
Tell me you're not gonna let
my baby girl take the blame for this!
534
00:35:02,280 --> 00:35:03,600
At least you tried.
535
00:35:05,040 --> 00:35:07,240
You're just a waste of skin!
536
00:35:11,560 --> 00:35:14,160
Does this feel right to you?
- She lied.
537
00:35:14,280 --> 00:35:16,040
Her prints are at the scene.
538
00:35:17,200 --> 00:35:20,160
Thanks anyway. You were right
about it being one of the hens.
539
00:35:23,880 --> 00:35:26,800
Megan was always doing this,
making everything about her.
540
00:35:28,960 --> 00:35:31,040
I need to go back to the villa.
- Why?
541
00:35:32,120 --> 00:35:34,320
What does a hen party mean to you?
542
00:35:34,440 --> 00:35:37,440
Like, women shouting really loud
or crying.
543
00:35:37,560 --> 00:35:40,640
And things like this?
Hen-dos are all about this.
544
00:35:42,840 --> 00:35:44,640
Let me show you something.
545
00:35:55,120 --> 00:35:57,760
Hen parties are meant to be
all about fun, right?
546
00:35:57,880 --> 00:36:01,880
But this place doesn't say fun,
this place is romantic.
547
00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:06,240
Heart-shaped balloons, champagne
glasses, not a penis in sight.
548
00:36:06,880 --> 00:36:11,160
Megan made out she'd hired this
place as some grand gesture for a friend.
549
00:36:11,280 --> 00:36:13,600
But I think Leona was
right all along.
550
00:36:13,720 --> 00:36:19,160
This was just another way for Megan
to make this weekend all about her.
551
00:36:35,960 --> 00:36:38,640
Some people might look at this
villa and think, 'Wow!'
552
00:36:38,760 --> 00:36:40,040
But you were right, Leona.
553
00:36:40,520 --> 00:36:44,040
Megan planned to use this place
as a setting to steal your thunder,
554
00:36:44,160 --> 00:36:47,240
like she had done so many times
in the past, but this time,
555
00:36:48,200 --> 00:36:49,440
with a proposal.
556
00:36:50,840 --> 00:36:54,080
Are you saying she wanted
one of us to propose to her?
557
00:36:54,160 --> 00:36:57,320
No, Chloe, that...
that would be ridiculous!
558
00:36:59,800 --> 00:37:02,040
Paul was going to do the proposing.
559
00:37:04,200 --> 00:37:06,280
I... I wasn't even here!
560
00:37:07,680 --> 00:37:09,720
Actually, Paul, I think you were.
561
00:37:09,880 --> 00:37:13,080
The night Megan died, you were
waiting for her up in this villa.
562
00:37:13,200 --> 00:37:15,880
Waiting for Megan
to come back with the girls.
563
00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:18,120
They would come in to find you
holding the balloon,
564
00:37:18,200 --> 00:37:21,280
which you would pop, pick up the
ring, and get down on one knee.
565
00:37:21,400 --> 00:37:25,040
Then there would be this beautiful
moment that was all about Megan.
566
00:37:29,720 --> 00:37:32,160
This has made the whole
weekend magical.
567
00:37:32,280 --> 00:37:34,160
Ahhhhh!
568
00:37:34,360 --> 00:37:36,080
Ohhhhh!
569
00:37:36,200 --> 00:37:39,920
But the girls refuse to come back
with her, ruining her special moment.
570
00:37:41,280 --> 00:37:43,560
It's off. We're not doing it!
571
00:37:54,760 --> 00:37:58,040
I'm betting a rock like that must've
set you back a chunk of change.
572
00:38:04,200 --> 00:38:06,000
So when she called it off...
573
00:38:06,520 --> 00:38:08,160
that must have been
upsetting for you.
574
00:38:08,320 --> 00:38:12,240
Wha-- Why can't we just
get engaged anyway? For us?!
575
00:38:12,360 --> 00:38:13,240
Ha!
576
00:38:13,800 --> 00:38:16,480
For us. What's the point?!
577
00:38:16,600 --> 00:38:18,280
You'd done so much for Megan.
578
00:38:18,400 --> 00:38:22,080
You'd left Chloe for her,
you'd lost a few stone.
579
00:38:22,800 --> 00:38:26,680
And then she calls the whole thing off
just because you don't have an audience?
580
00:38:30,240 --> 00:38:32,600
Your man Jesús there
picked me up from the airport.
581
00:38:32,720 --> 00:38:34,680
But that doesn't mean
that's when you landed.
582
00:38:35,200 --> 00:38:37,560
You got a phone call telling you
your girlfriend's dead,
583
00:38:37,680 --> 00:38:39,600
you rushed to get the first flight
to Spain,
584
00:38:39,720 --> 00:38:43,360
but not before...
you pack a massive bag?
585
00:38:45,920 --> 00:38:47,840
Full of stuff for the beach.
- Tell me, Paul,
586
00:38:47,960 --> 00:38:50,520
how much swimming were you
planning on doing on this trip?
587
00:38:53,560 --> 00:38:55,240
I spoke to the airline.
588
00:38:55,360 --> 00:38:59,360
We know you were on a plane 24 hours
before Jesús picked you up at the airport.
589
00:39:07,800 --> 00:39:10,560
I just snapped.
I wasn't thinking!
590
00:39:10,680 --> 00:39:12,840
You were thinking enough
to delete all the messages
591
00:39:12,920 --> 00:39:15,520
from Megan's phone that would've
told us you were already here.
592
00:39:15,640 --> 00:39:18,480
Before you skipped out
the patio doors when Leona arrived,
593
00:39:18,600 --> 00:39:21,360
breaking the ornament.
That was the smash you heard.
594
00:39:22,120 --> 00:39:24,760
And you were thinking enough
to come back later,
595
00:39:24,880 --> 00:39:30,040
pack your bag, and call a cab to take
you to the airport and wait for a call.
596
00:39:30,600 --> 00:39:33,320
Oh God, I, I just don't believe it!
597
00:39:34,040 --> 00:39:36,640
OK, uh, I'll get on
the first flight I can.
598
00:39:43,720 --> 00:39:46,040
I'm not a bad guy.
I'm--
599
00:39:47,520 --> 00:39:49,960
I'm the victim here.
She bullied me!
600
00:39:50,080 --> 00:39:51,360
She bullied me too!
601
00:39:51,440 --> 00:39:53,800
That doesn't give you the right
to kill her, you stupid prick!
602
00:39:53,880 --> 00:39:54,960
- Oh!
- Stop.
603
00:39:56,640 --> 00:39:58,040
Stop, stop!
604
00:39:58,440 --> 00:40:00,560
There's a special place in hell
for you, Paul Murphy.
605
00:40:00,680 --> 00:40:01,960
You're a piece of shite!
606
00:40:02,040 --> 00:40:04,320
I hope the judge goes down
on you like a tonne of bricks.
607
00:40:04,400 --> 00:40:06,720
Comes down on you, Cora.
Jesus!
608
00:40:07,360 --> 00:40:08,240
Ah.
609
00:40:13,880 --> 00:40:15,040
You're a good man.
610
00:40:16,080 --> 00:40:17,840
Thanks.
611
00:40:18,720 --> 00:40:20,160
Mind the tat.
- Oh!
612
00:40:20,280 --> 00:40:21,360
Sorry, sorry.
613
00:40:38,440 --> 00:40:39,560
Nice work.
614
00:40:40,560 --> 00:40:42,720
How are you?
- Starving.
615
00:40:43,280 --> 00:40:44,760
I haven't had my tea yet.
616
00:40:47,160 --> 00:40:49,280
That was your cue to buy me dinner.
617
00:40:50,240 --> 00:40:53,040
Dennis... you have a tiny penis.
618
00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:22,960
They should lock him up
and throw away the key!
619
00:41:23,920 --> 00:41:25,200
Ah, there you are.
620
00:41:26,200 --> 00:41:27,640
Darling, I'm so sorry.
621
00:41:28,200 --> 00:41:29,680
Let's get you home!
622
00:41:39,800 --> 00:41:41,360
I miss my friends.
623
00:41:42,120 --> 00:41:43,920
Invite them out.
- No.
624
00:41:44,400 --> 00:41:46,920
I told everyone I have this great
acting job.
625
00:41:47,040 --> 00:41:51,640
But you do. You're playing the part
of a loyal sidekick to a genius detective.
626
00:41:51,760 --> 00:41:53,880
Dennis, please, I work in a pub.
627
00:41:54,640 --> 00:41:56,400
Well, that's not true either.
628
00:41:57,400 --> 00:41:59,400
You don't just work in a pub.
629
00:42:00,160 --> 00:42:02,040
You're the manager of a pub.
630
00:42:03,720 --> 00:42:04,720
Seriously?
631
00:42:05,360 --> 00:42:08,080
If it's what it takes
to keep the place open!
632
00:42:08,200 --> 00:42:10,760
I mean, obviously
you're manager in name only.
633
00:42:10,880 --> 00:42:12,880
You have no actual authority.
634
00:42:13,040 --> 00:42:14,880
Shut up or I'll fire you.
635
00:42:19,440 --> 00:42:22,520
Dennis, what do you think
about us serving smoothies?
636
00:42:24,880 --> 00:42:25,840
No.
637
00:42:30,200 --> 00:42:32,600
{\an8}Let's hear it for our bingo queen!
638
00:42:32,720 --> 00:42:34,720
{\an8}Bingo can be brutal.
639
00:42:34,800 --> 00:42:37,000
No one's gonna mess with
the bingo queen.
640
00:42:37,120 --> 00:42:41,120
I keep my friends close,
but my enemies closer.
641
00:42:41,320 --> 00:42:43,760
I need your help.
They're gonna kill me.
642
00:42:43,840 --> 00:42:46,200
Where shall we start?
- I think we should start with them.
643
00:42:46,280 --> 00:42:47,520
Who are you?
- Police.
644
00:42:47,600 --> 00:42:49,560
If I were police,
I'd look into the Italians.
645
00:42:49,640 --> 00:42:51,760
Valentina de Rossi.
- Dennis, you must come.
646
00:42:51,880 --> 00:42:56,040
It's the ticket that wins,
not the player.
647
00:42:56,120 --> 00:42:59,720
You broke the golden rule.
Always pay for your own ticket.