1 00:01:04,640 --> 00:01:07,476 Hands up. Good defense. 2 00:02:04,492 --> 00:02:07,786 On to the center. 3 00:02:15,919 --> 00:02:18,840 Shut up, you stupid animal. 4 00:02:20,090 --> 00:02:25,012 What do you want? - HDS. Everthing okay? Nice. 5 00:02:25,179 --> 00:02:27,932 I have a package for you. 6 00:02:29,350 --> 00:02:31,915 It sounds broken. - That may be true. 7 00:02:32,019 --> 00:02:37,609 But it sure was fun. Please sign just the insurance paper. 8 00:02:37,901 --> 00:02:43,219 And here. Then you will get it so quickly possibly the other forms. 9 00:02:45,574 --> 00:02:48,244 Sweet dog. Can I pet him? 10 00:02:48,411 --> 00:02:51,330 It won't bother me. 11 00:03:05,136 --> 00:03:10,454 I'll take care of the rest. A nice one wish you a better day. Bye. 12 00:03:23,571 --> 00:03:25,302 Excuse me. HDS. 13 00:03:25,407 --> 00:03:29,128 HDS has to pass. I've got a package, folks. 14 00:03:43,591 --> 00:03:46,886 Get the hell out of that door. 15 00:03:48,596 --> 00:03:51,349 What do you have? Get out. 16 00:03:53,643 --> 00:03:58,429 Grabbed by... Ace Ventura: Animal Detective. 17 00:03:58,565 --> 00:04:01,130 That didn't matter, ladies and gentlemen. 18 00:04:01,234 --> 00:04:05,697 Unfortunately there is in every match a loser. 19 00:04:17,458 --> 00:04:19,544 Hungry, kid? 20 00:04:22,713 --> 00:04:24,799 Please. 21 00:04:29,137 --> 00:04:32,682 No worries. He's drowned. Wait a minute. 22 00:04:34,226 --> 00:04:36,310 Now he can again. 23 00:04:43,443 --> 00:04:48,051 Jerks are in reality closer than you think. 24 00:04:51,200 --> 00:04:53,494 Would you mind pushing for a moment? 25 00:04:55,455 --> 00:04:57,540 That's fine. 26 00:05:00,793 --> 00:05:04,214 He lives. 27 00:05:43,920 --> 00:05:47,549 SHIH TZU MISSING CALL ACE VENTURA 28 00:05:47,841 --> 00:05:50,510 Then come, baby. 29 00:05:50,677 --> 00:05:54,347 Did you miss Mommy? Yeah, huh? 30 00:05:54,556 --> 00:05:57,997 Did daddy hurt you? That's not allowed, is it? 31 00:05:58,102 --> 00:06:01,855 He can't hurt my baby. 32 00:06:06,276 --> 00:06:08,652 Thank you, Mr. Ventura. 33 00:06:11,447 --> 00:06:14,680 How can I ever be reimbursed? - A reward is a start. 34 00:06:14,784 --> 00:06:18,537 My hi-tech car is quite damaged. 35 00:06:22,542 --> 00:06:26,176 I will instead take off your pants? 36 00:06:27,047 --> 00:06:29,132 Let me think for a moment. 37 00:06:30,050 --> 00:06:32,136 Best. 38 00:06:36,849 --> 00:06:38,934 Now get some. 39 00:06:40,060 --> 00:06:43,073 It's nice here. 40 00:08:42,934 --> 00:08:45,060 Yes, Satan. 41 00:08:45,394 --> 00:08:48,398 You sounded like someone else. 42 00:08:48,689 --> 00:08:52,500 Keep your smart-aleck comments but for you. 43 00:08:53,901 --> 00:08:58,719 You still have to pay me rent. - You're at the top of my list. 44 00:08:58,823 --> 00:09:03,256 I'm working on a very big job. Just take a look. 45 00:09:03,412 --> 00:09:09,084 That's an albino pigeon. There is one reward of 25,000 offered. 46 00:09:09,418 --> 00:09:14,715 As soon as I get it, I'll pay you. - I heard animals again. 47 00:09:14,923 --> 00:09:18,114 I heard them again this morning scratch. 48 00:09:18,260 --> 00:09:21,681 I never take my work with me home. 49 00:09:21,848 --> 00:09:24,861 Where is that pet food? then for? 50 00:09:25,810 --> 00:09:28,270 For the fiber. 51 00:09:28,479 --> 00:09:30,856 Would you like to take a look inside? 52 00:09:45,245 --> 00:09:48,165 Just poke around. 53 00:10:01,513 --> 00:10:03,806 Satisfied? 54 00:10:06,184 --> 00:10:10,312 I'll never leave you here caught with an animal. 55 00:10:11,771 --> 00:10:14,650 Greetings. 56 00:10:16,152 --> 00:10:18,821 Sucker. 57 00:10:44,931 --> 00:10:47,725 Come to me, jungle friends. 58 00:11:01,488 --> 00:11:04,200 I have a question, Roger. 59 00:11:04,367 --> 00:11:08,830 How the hell do you hit a fish of £500? 60 00:11:10,330 --> 00:11:15,377 I just wanted to say it is a mammal and not a fish. 61 00:11:15,586 --> 00:11:19,903 Thank you, Miss Jacques Cousteau. - It wasn't meant to be annoying. 62 00:11:20,007 --> 00:11:23,470 I don't give a shit about that fish. 63 00:11:23,636 --> 00:11:29,684 Just fillet the animal. I just want to win the Superbowl. 64 00:11:29,850 --> 00:11:33,521 My athletes have to have their heads down. 65 00:11:34,354 --> 00:11:37,483 You've been around for a long time. 66 00:11:38,359 --> 00:11:41,904 You know how superstitious those players are. 67 00:11:41,987 --> 00:11:46,304 My quarterback has been doing this for years his socks on backwards. 68 00:11:46,409 --> 00:11:50,600 A line backer has been washing for two years his suspension is not. 69 00:11:50,705 --> 00:11:53,312 He thinks flying is good luck. 70 00:11:53,416 --> 00:11:57,253 I want that fish on Sunday see on the field. 71 00:11:57,420 --> 00:12:01,054 Otherwise you search just another job. 72 00:12:01,090 --> 00:12:04,072 Why just two weeks? for the Super Bowl? 73 00:12:04,176 --> 00:12:08,890 It was fixed the animal liberation front. 74 00:12:09,098 --> 00:12:14,499 "Stop torturing Snowflake." That fish has it better than her. 75 00:12:14,603 --> 00:12:19,546 The police are already checking them out. Have the police called back yet? 76 00:12:19,650 --> 00:12:25,031 I once had an animal detective called in. 77 00:12:27,283 --> 00:12:29,368 An animal detective. 78 00:12:30,828 --> 00:12:36,418 Just give me the professionals. - He's very good. 79 00:12:36,584 --> 00:12:41,902 Tracking animals requires a lot scientific procedure. 80 00:13:35,727 --> 00:13:38,187 Oh, how flexible. 81 00:13:47,572 --> 00:13:51,617 Mr. Ventura is here for you. - Thank you, Martha. 82 00:13:51,784 --> 00:13:54,976 I'm Melissa Robinson. - Nice to meet you. 83 00:13:55,496 --> 00:13:57,144 Did you get in easily? 84 00:13:57,248 --> 00:14:01,857 The man with the rubber glove was very careful. 85 00:14:02,212 --> 00:14:05,027 Security is currently very strict. 86 00:14:05,131 --> 00:14:08,969 Please sit down. I'll get straight to the point. 87 00:14:09,136 --> 00:14:12,946 Our mascot has been stolen. Do you know Snowflake? 88 00:14:14,098 --> 00:14:15,537 Unfortunately. 89 00:14:15,641 --> 00:14:18,812 Snowflake is a rare one tumbler. 90 00:14:19,104 --> 00:14:23,191 He would do this trick show during the break. 91 00:14:54,263 --> 00:14:56,808 Would you like an ashtray? 92 00:14:57,058 --> 00:15:01,229 I don't smoke. It's a disgusting habit. 93 00:15:06,985 --> 00:15:11,928 According to the police, the kidnappers through the back entrance. 94 00:15:12,032 --> 00:15:15,666 Four-wheel drive. Loaded from behind. 95 00:15:16,495 --> 00:15:17,975 How are you, Roger? 96 00:15:18,079 --> 00:15:22,439 I have 20 reporters at all times chasing my ass. 97 00:15:22,543 --> 00:15:26,974 They've been seeing me all morning by about Snowflake. 98 00:15:28,632 --> 00:15:32,302 Who is that? -Roger Podacter, Ace Ventura. 99 00:15:32,718 --> 00:15:34,887 Our animal detective. 100 00:15:35,221 --> 00:15:39,517 You were recommended to us by Martha Metz. 101 00:15:42,603 --> 00:15:44,689 The bitch. 102 00:15:45,482 --> 00:15:50,091 A nervous Pekingese. She was lost in Highland Park. 103 00:15:50,195 --> 00:15:52,280 Is that the reservoir? 104 00:16:03,667 --> 00:16:06,946 The police have it deflate? 105 00:16:08,171 --> 00:16:13,843 If I'm not back in 5 minutes, you have to wait even longer. 106 00:16:27,983 --> 00:16:33,050 Captain's log, star date 23.9. Rounded to one decimal place. 107 00:16:33,155 --> 00:16:38,639 We travel in time around a being save it from extinction. 108 00:16:38,744 --> 00:16:44,166 So far no sign of life, but I will find it. 109 00:16:44,333 --> 00:16:51,006 Although I still need a black hole cracks in the universe. 110 00:17:03,059 --> 00:17:07,168 Even more beautiful. I'll see if I can cut them off. 111 00:17:07,272 --> 00:17:13,404 Ace, get out of the reservoir. - No energy, Captain. 112 00:17:17,491 --> 00:17:23,456 I said: Out of that reservoir. Now. - I'm a doctor, not a lifeguard. 113 00:17:25,332 --> 00:17:30,754 Snowflake is not available. - We've been waiting all day. 114 00:17:30,963 --> 00:17:34,596 I want to take a photo. - Is he sick sometimes? 115 00:18:29,187 --> 00:18:31,492 Lassie is definitely gone. 116 00:18:36,070 --> 00:18:40,945 Crime curbed? - Or were they collars? 117 00:18:49,125 --> 00:18:51,211 Murder. 118 00:18:51,960 --> 00:18:54,421 Are you still going to solve that? 119 00:18:57,590 --> 00:19:01,324 Good question, Aguado. First I determine the motive. 120 00:19:01,428 --> 00:19:06,923 The killer saw the cock beetle and went crazy with jealousy. 121 00:19:09,520 --> 00:19:13,774 And then I would be his wife let's have a nice meal. 122 00:19:17,778 --> 00:19:19,906 Let's make out. 123 00:19:24,452 --> 00:19:27,820 I'd like to bill you ask a few questions. 124 00:19:28,915 --> 00:19:30,437 Not now, Ace. 125 00:19:30,542 --> 00:19:35,607 If Einhorn sees me with you If your ass talks, I'm screwed. 126 00:19:35,712 --> 00:19:40,654 I'll keep it quiet if you tell me who is handling the Snowflake case. 127 00:19:40,759 --> 00:19:44,930 I can't do anything for you. I can't go anywhere. 128 00:19:46,473 --> 00:19:50,581 Now me. Five minutes alone with him and it's done in no time. 129 00:19:50,686 --> 00:19:53,689 Einhorn is coming. 130 00:19:56,608 --> 00:20:00,508 Well? Afraid of her smell a poop? 131 00:20:00,738 --> 00:20:03,866 Aguado is working the case. 132 00:20:05,451 --> 00:20:09,788 Good move. - We're quite busy. 133 00:20:09,955 --> 00:20:13,480 We have murderers and drug dealers and all that. 134 00:20:13,585 --> 00:20:18,370 A missing dolphin is not listed really at the top of the list. 135 00:20:20,424 --> 00:20:22,968 Now he's angry. 136 00:20:23,678 --> 00:20:26,618 Do me a favor, please. - I can't keep it anymore. 137 00:20:26,722 --> 00:20:29,182 My boss is coming. 138 00:20:29,391 --> 00:20:33,333 We have all animal rights organizations checked. 139 00:20:33,438 --> 00:20:38,234 And also all taxidermists and car rental companies. 140 00:20:38,443 --> 00:20:41,779 Nothing so far, nope. 141 00:20:42,864 --> 00:20:46,555 Any unusual bets? - There is betting. 142 00:20:46,659 --> 00:20:49,349 And the reservoir? - Nothing unusual. 143 00:20:49,453 --> 00:20:54,563 Tire tracks, an escape route. The guard didn't see anything. 144 00:20:54,667 --> 00:20:59,004 That's all. Now get the hell out of here before I get into trouble. 145 00:21:02,383 --> 00:21:04,468 Thanks for your help. 146 00:21:05,010 --> 00:21:09,848 By the way, do you have a mint? 147 00:21:22,195 --> 00:21:25,448 Aarsolomio 148 00:21:31,162 --> 00:21:34,374 Now get the plague pox. 149 00:21:35,332 --> 00:21:37,793 What is he doing here? 150 00:21:38,293 --> 00:21:43,340 I come to confess. I was the second shooter in Dallas. 151 00:21:44,133 --> 00:21:48,919 Nice joke. I know you are the Snowflake case works. 152 00:21:48,971 --> 00:21:52,725 Leave it to the experts. 153 00:21:52,933 --> 00:21:56,229 We'll find that porpoise. 154 00:21:58,272 --> 00:22:00,629 I feel a lot better already. 155 00:22:00,734 --> 00:22:03,903 Only it's of no use to you. 156 00:22:04,112 --> 00:22:08,032 There is no porpoise missing, just a dolphin. 157 00:22:08,199 --> 00:22:11,890 The porpoise has a blunt mouth and pointed teeth. 158 00:22:11,994 --> 00:22:14,977 The tumbler, or Tursiops Truncatus... 159 00:22:15,082 --> 00:22:19,543 ...has a pointed snout and a dorsal fin. 160 00:22:19,752 --> 00:22:22,504 But you probably already knew that. 161 00:22:23,172 --> 00:22:27,692 That's what I find so exciting about you. Your eye for detail. 162 00:22:28,010 --> 00:22:33,808 Should I make your life hell? animal sniffer? 163 00:22:34,642 --> 00:22:38,479 I'm not ready yet in a relationship, Lois. 164 00:22:38,646 --> 00:22:41,649 But glad you asked. 165 00:22:44,861 --> 00:22:49,533 I'll call you later. Is your number still 06-11? 166 00:23:29,948 --> 00:23:32,242 Hey, is Greg there too? 167 00:23:33,160 --> 00:23:35,620 Thank you. 168 00:23:55,431 --> 00:24:00,228 What is the password? - New England clam chowder. 169 00:24:00,395 --> 00:24:04,065 The red or the white? 170 00:24:04,274 --> 00:24:08,403 I never remember that. The white one? 171 00:24:12,533 --> 00:24:15,932 Woodstock. - How are you, Saint Francis? 172 00:24:16,036 --> 00:24:19,851 Perfect, thank you. I hope it goes well. 173 00:24:19,956 --> 00:24:22,416 Oh yes? - Yeah, right? 174 00:24:23,459 --> 00:24:28,089 How are things going here? - I follow the fish. 175 00:24:28,256 --> 00:24:31,624 Those bleeps are Norwegian whaling fleet. 176 00:24:32,301 --> 00:24:35,404 I'll send them new ones route coordinates. 177 00:24:36,390 --> 00:24:39,846 They think of his life no whales. 178 00:24:41,728 --> 00:24:45,211 Can you go to the fishing shops? look around the area? 179 00:24:45,315 --> 00:24:46,837 Certainly. What do you mean? 180 00:24:46,941 --> 00:24:52,176 I want to know who's dolphins transported or can keep them. 181 00:24:52,280 --> 00:24:55,075 That's not a challenge. 182 00:24:55,951 --> 00:25:00,825 Sea reels, line, bait and a reservoir of 75,000 liters. 183 00:25:01,539 --> 00:25:03,708 What do we have here? 184 00:25:04,834 --> 00:25:08,004 A lot of stuff for a burger. 185 00:25:08,171 --> 00:25:10,257 Camp, the billionaire? 186 00:25:10,257 --> 00:25:14,511 Billionaire and collector of rare fish. 187 00:25:17,138 --> 00:25:19,766 The enemy. 188 00:25:19,933 --> 00:25:23,708 He always wants endangered get your hands on species. 189 00:25:23,812 --> 00:25:26,919 Is Ronald Camp connected with the Dolphins? 190 00:25:27,023 --> 00:25:31,090 He gave them the land where the stadium was built on. 191 00:25:31,194 --> 00:25:36,116 He gives one of those again 'I am the richest' party. 192 00:25:38,701 --> 00:25:42,512 I have to go again make a date. 193 00:25:48,086 --> 00:25:53,029 This is risky. Parties at Camp are really for the top. 194 00:25:53,133 --> 00:25:58,540 It started so well. Just before we there she became very tense. 195 00:25:58,722 --> 00:26:03,065 If you do anything that embarrass me... 196 00:26:09,399 --> 00:26:13,550 Hello, Captain Stubing. How are Gopher and Doc? 197 00:26:13,654 --> 00:26:15,906 Can we come on board? 198 00:26:40,013 --> 00:26:42,641 Glad you could come. 199 00:26:44,810 --> 00:26:47,354 You look great. 200 00:26:48,188 --> 00:26:51,150 Is that a friend of yours? 201 00:26:51,317 --> 00:26:53,694 We're out together. 202 00:26:55,738 --> 00:26:57,594 He's a lawyer. 203 00:26:57,699 --> 00:27:02,218 Does he have a name or should I call him 'lawyer'? 204 00:27:04,871 --> 00:27:08,124 This is Ace... 205 00:27:08,291 --> 00:27:10,752 Tom Ace. 206 00:27:10,961 --> 00:27:12,691 Pleasant, Mr. Camp. 207 00:27:12,795 --> 00:27:17,051 Congratulations on your success. You smell wonderful. 208 00:27:17,218 --> 00:27:21,910 One of the first things we... studied during the study... 209 00:27:22,014 --> 00:27:26,268 ...was the increase of food poisoning claims. 210 00:27:26,310 --> 00:27:31,148 You can make a lucrative one practice. 211 00:27:33,442 --> 00:27:38,239 How do we feel? - Very good, thank you. 212 00:27:39,197 --> 00:27:42,367 Look, honey, the snacks. 213 00:27:49,708 --> 00:27:53,900 Are you disturbed? Camp can Didn't steal Snowflake. 214 00:27:54,004 --> 00:27:56,090 What do you want now? 215 00:28:00,386 --> 00:28:04,285 Do you keep him busy? while I get started? 216 00:28:20,905 --> 00:28:24,117 A few crates full from Paris. 217 00:28:24,994 --> 00:28:30,707 Say Ron, I have to go to the toilet. I think it's the pate. 218 00:28:31,458 --> 00:28:33,585 He's there. 219 00:28:34,003 --> 00:28:38,966 When it comes out, it looks probably better off. 220 00:28:44,597 --> 00:28:47,344 He already wasn't feeling well. 221 00:30:25,948 --> 00:30:28,408 Perfect. 222 00:30:31,037 --> 00:30:34,670 Don't worry, Snowflake. Ace Ventura is here. 223 00:31:04,361 --> 00:31:06,577 I have a snack for you. 224 00:31:20,627 --> 00:31:23,005 Beautiful, huh? 225 00:31:23,214 --> 00:31:25,549 Certainly. 226 00:31:25,716 --> 00:31:30,513 Whatever's going on, when I see them swimming... 227 00:31:30,680 --> 00:31:34,309 ...I become completely calm. 228 00:31:40,605 --> 00:31:44,026 It's not Snowflake. 229 00:31:46,403 --> 00:31:49,115 It's not Snowflake. 230 00:32:07,676 --> 00:32:11,909 Is your friend okay? He's been gone for a long time. 231 00:32:12,013 --> 00:32:15,767 I'm sure Tom will be fine. 232 00:32:26,611 --> 00:32:28,946 Don't go inside. 233 00:32:42,419 --> 00:32:45,588 I'll send for the plumber immediately. 234 00:32:46,089 --> 00:32:50,447 By all means do that. When I get out of the toilet had been drinking, I was now dead. 235 00:32:50,552 --> 00:32:52,763 Again, I'm sorry. 236 00:32:58,518 --> 00:33:00,604 What are you doing now? 237 00:33:00,771 --> 00:33:03,063 Sorry, Ron. 238 00:33:03,814 --> 00:33:05,900 Come along. 239 00:33:08,611 --> 00:33:10,697 Stop it. 240 00:33:11,239 --> 00:33:14,179 I don't want to know why your pants are gone. 241 00:33:14,283 --> 00:33:17,016 This could have cost me my job. 242 00:33:17,119 --> 00:33:20,603 So you found a pebble. I'll just call CNN. 243 00:33:20,707 --> 00:33:22,959 He was in the filter. 244 00:33:23,126 --> 00:33:28,355 And it was a rare one, amber cut in a triangle. 245 00:33:29,424 --> 00:33:34,387 What are you talking about? - There was a stone just like that in Camp's ring. 246 00:33:34,930 --> 00:33:39,914 Camp was innocent, right? - Not a stone was missing from his ring. 247 00:33:40,018 --> 00:33:42,666 The kidnapper also had such a ring. 248 00:33:42,770 --> 00:33:44,897 What kind of ring? 249 00:33:47,483 --> 00:33:51,237 The AFC championship ring from 1 984 250 00:33:52,780 --> 00:33:57,848 If I have the ring with the missing one stone, I have Snowflake. 251 00:33:57,952 --> 00:34:00,706 How are you going to do that? 252 00:34:01,622 --> 00:34:04,084 Very simple. 253 00:34:09,715 --> 00:34:13,802 Jerk, when are you going? learn to drive? 254 00:34:26,981 --> 00:34:29,067 Damn. 255 00:36:51,001 --> 00:36:53,858 That stone could come from anywhere. 256 00:36:53,963 --> 00:36:58,676 From a chain or a pendant or an earring. 257 00:36:59,093 --> 00:37:03,930 He came from an AFC championship ring from 1984. 258 00:37:07,350 --> 00:37:11,083 The police suspect an animal rights group. 259 00:37:11,187 --> 00:37:13,753 Do you know the BDN? - Free the Animals Now? 260 00:37:13,857 --> 00:37:17,673 Founded in '82 by the daughter by Fisher Gamble? 261 00:37:17,778 --> 00:37:22,209 More than half a million members. No, who are they? 262 00:37:22,991 --> 00:37:28,497 They did last year 127 threatening letters written. 263 00:37:28,664 --> 00:37:31,792 What do you feed your dog? 264 00:37:32,209 --> 00:37:34,066 Dog food. What do you mean? 265 00:37:34,170 --> 00:37:37,715 He feels miserable. - What do you mean? 266 00:37:37,798 --> 00:37:42,115 He is very sad. Bad food, very isolated... 267 00:37:42,219 --> 00:37:45,346 I'm surprised he's still alive. 268 00:37:45,972 --> 00:37:50,498 You're just mad because that stupid theory is wrong. 269 00:37:50,602 --> 00:37:52,875 And you can't express your anger. 270 00:37:52,980 --> 00:37:55,357 You are ugly. 271 00:37:56,817 --> 00:37:59,840 I won't talk any further. Just go away. 272 00:37:59,945 --> 00:38:03,157 So you can hit him, fat guy? 273 00:38:04,115 --> 00:38:07,870 Hiring you was a real miss. 274 00:38:08,037 --> 00:38:11,123 Go cry, little one. 275 00:38:16,128 --> 00:38:20,132 She's sweet, huh? Yes, that's fine. 276 00:38:35,397 --> 00:38:39,756 I'm standing here in front of the North Beach Towers in North Miami. 277 00:38:39,860 --> 00:38:45,616 Roger Podacter has this the Dolphins committed suicide... 278 00:38:45,783 --> 00:38:50,392 ...by himself of the twentieth floor to pour. 279 00:38:58,879 --> 00:39:00,402 Are you okay? 280 00:39:00,506 --> 00:39:06,267 I was in my apartment across the street of the hall. I heard a scream. 281 00:39:07,054 --> 00:39:09,598 Then I called the caretaker. 282 00:39:09,807 --> 00:39:14,499 The room was empty except for the dog. I opened the balcony door... 283 00:39:14,603 --> 00:39:18,237 ...and looked over the railing. Completely flat. 284 00:39:25,990 --> 00:39:28,743 What a bad evening, huh? 285 00:39:39,879 --> 00:39:43,383 Animals do sense evil. 286 00:39:43,633 --> 00:39:48,199 How does Dr Doolittle get in? - He came with Mrs Robinson. 287 00:39:48,303 --> 00:39:53,809 These are police matters. If we find a tick, you hear it. 288 00:39:57,312 --> 00:39:59,544 Never mind. She's right. 289 00:39:59,649 --> 00:40:05,233 I wouldn't want anyone to either kept pointing out my mistakes. 290 00:40:20,003 --> 00:40:25,585 Don't you think this is a clear case? of suicide, animal detective? 291 00:40:25,966 --> 00:40:29,428 Everything points to it. 292 00:40:30,095 --> 00:40:34,392 Except that one, of course blood stain on the railing. 293 00:40:38,813 --> 00:40:41,915 Can I say what I think? Okay then. 294 00:40:42,733 --> 00:40:47,697 Roger Podacter was out and about came back here with someone. 295 00:40:47,780 --> 00:40:53,244 A struggle ensued and he was thrown from the balcony. 296 00:40:53,411 --> 00:40:58,552 Roger Podacter did not commit suicide... he was murdered. 297 00:40:59,750 --> 00:41:06,256 Nice story, but real investigators need something else: 298 00:41:06,507 --> 00:41:08,593 Evidence. 299 00:41:10,552 --> 00:41:12,946 I hear a toilet flushing. 300 00:41:12,972 --> 00:41:16,267 Maybe a turtle is missing. 301 00:41:18,936 --> 00:41:22,774 I can't compete with this. 302 00:41:24,275 --> 00:41:26,653 Nice work, Einhorn. 303 00:41:34,035 --> 00:41:38,623 But there is one more point, inspector. 304 00:41:39,082 --> 00:41:44,587 This is the neighbor. You heard a scream. Isn't it, ma'am? 305 00:41:44,754 --> 00:41:48,387 You had to open the balcony door first open it? 306 00:41:48,590 --> 00:41:52,225 You are sure you have the door had to open the door? 307 00:41:52,970 --> 00:41:55,097 What do you want, Ventura? 308 00:41:55,848 --> 00:41:57,933 Only this. 309 00:42:10,572 --> 00:42:17,537 Soundproof doors. She could Never heard of Podacter. 310 00:42:17,704 --> 00:42:22,020 She heard him scream before he did was thrown from the balcony. 311 00:42:22,125 --> 00:42:26,045 The killer closed the door before he left. 312 00:42:28,506 --> 00:42:30,842 Do you feel it, baby? 313 00:42:32,927 --> 00:42:37,306 I have driven out the demons. 314 00:42:38,933 --> 00:42:41,894 This house is clean. 315 00:42:44,063 --> 00:42:46,899 Take him away. - Suckers. 316 00:42:54,408 --> 00:42:57,911 Back to the zoo. 317 00:42:59,329 --> 00:43:01,414 What do you think? 318 00:43:01,498 --> 00:43:04,512 That it is related. 319 00:43:04,752 --> 00:43:07,764 That I want to find that other ring. 320 00:43:08,796 --> 00:43:11,131 You've had them all. 321 00:43:11,298 --> 00:43:15,219 Receipts. They must be there. 322 00:43:24,438 --> 00:43:27,315 That was pretty cool just now. 323 00:43:28,650 --> 00:43:32,070 Don't tell me anything. I was there. 324 00:43:34,448 --> 00:43:38,170 You had a real detective should be. 325 00:43:38,410 --> 00:43:41,413 I don't deal with people. 326 00:43:42,748 --> 00:43:45,792 You really like animals, huh? 327 00:43:45,959 --> 00:43:48,712 If it's cold enough. 328 00:43:49,753 --> 00:43:52,423 I feel related to them. 329 00:43:52,590 --> 00:43:55,051 I understand them. 330 00:43:56,219 --> 00:43:58,680 Do you want to hear something scary? 331 00:44:02,267 --> 00:44:08,606 When I was 12, I dreamed that a mad dog was chasing me. 332 00:44:08,773 --> 00:44:12,945 He had bloodshot eyes and... he was frothing at the mouth. 333 00:44:13,112 --> 00:44:18,117 No matter how fast I ran, he overtook me more and more. 334 00:44:20,410 --> 00:44:26,542 Just before I got to my front door, he sunk his teeth into me. 335 00:44:28,125 --> 00:44:33,266 Then I woke up and felt on my neck. Just take a look. 336 00:44:36,343 --> 00:44:38,803 You bastard. 337 00:44:39,220 --> 00:44:42,682 Sorry, I couldn't hold back. 338 00:44:42,849 --> 00:44:46,416 Do you want to know why I do this? - I don't believe it. 339 00:44:46,520 --> 00:44:51,567 You gotta know, 'Cause when you're in my head... 340 00:44:51,734 --> 00:44:54,361 ...there is no way back. 341 00:45:07,790 --> 00:45:12,566 Are these all receipts? - Maybe there are more. 342 00:45:12,670 --> 00:45:14,756 Who is that? 343 00:45:19,886 --> 00:45:21,783 That right there. 344 00:45:21,888 --> 00:45:23,974 Who is that now? 345 00:45:24,725 --> 00:45:28,802 Ray Finkle, the kicker. Don't know who that is? 346 00:45:29,855 --> 00:45:32,868 Why isn't he standing? in this photo? 347 00:45:35,945 --> 00:45:41,085 It had been taken earlier. Finkle arrived midseason. 348 00:45:46,330 --> 00:45:51,735 He missed the field goal at the time causing the Dolphins to lose. 349 00:45:52,252 --> 00:45:56,798 But he does have a ring, right? - Most definitely. 350 00:45:57,424 --> 00:46:00,114 “Replacement is doing great.” 351 00:46:00,219 --> 00:46:03,034 ''Ready for the Superbowl, brags kicker.” 352 00:46:03,138 --> 00:46:06,829 Missed field goal. Dolphins lose Super Bowl.” 353 00:46:06,933 --> 00:46:12,898 ''The bang that went next door. The Dolphins lost by 1 point.” 354 00:46:14,400 --> 00:46:17,111 CONTRACT TERMINED - Poor guy. 355 00:46:17,277 --> 00:46:21,532 Poor guy with a motive. Where is he now? 356 00:46:21,699 --> 00:46:24,993 In his hometown, Collier County. 357 00:46:26,287 --> 00:46:30,206 Real? 358 00:46:31,708 --> 00:46:36,046 You drop me off at home first, right? - None of it. 359 00:46:36,254 --> 00:46:41,113 You shouldn't be alone now. It's not safe in your apartment. 360 00:46:41,218 --> 00:46:43,304 What do you propose? 361 00:47:32,687 --> 00:47:35,231 Three times? 362 00:47:35,397 --> 00:47:38,525 I'm sorry. That's a first. 363 00:47:38,692 --> 00:47:41,154 I'm definitely tired. 364 00:47:43,989 --> 00:47:47,118 We can again. 365 00:48:37,084 --> 00:48:40,087 I'm looking for Ray Finkle. 366 00:48:41,004 --> 00:48:45,967 And clean underpants. - What do you know about Ray Finkle? 367 00:48:48,137 --> 00:48:53,497 Kicks like a football player exam in 1976, graduated in 1980. 368 00:48:53,601 --> 00:48:57,021 Won two prizes. 369 00:48:57,188 --> 00:49:02,527 Nickname: The mule, only one professional athlete from Collier County. 370 00:49:09,034 --> 00:49:14,996 Are you such a sewer reporter? - No, I'm a Finkle fan. 371 00:49:16,623 --> 00:49:19,001 This is my Graceland. 372 00:49:19,627 --> 00:49:25,549 Put that gun away. The boy is a fan of our son. 373 00:49:26,634 --> 00:49:31,931 Nice to meet you. I am the mother from Ray, and this is his father. 374 00:49:32,640 --> 00:49:39,146 It's a great honor. - What an honor to receive you. 375 00:49:39,939 --> 00:49:45,434 Ray appreciates his fans. He'll be happy to have you there. 376 00:49:45,778 --> 00:49:50,386 Are you expecting him soon? - I expect him any moment. 377 00:49:51,366 --> 00:49:55,532 Would you like some cookies? I just baked them. 378 00:50:03,046 --> 00:50:08,259 Ray Finkle's house. Great to meet him. 379 00:50:10,469 --> 00:50:12,847 Ray isn't coming at all. 380 00:50:14,890 --> 00:50:19,186 Your wife is expecting him soon. - She does. 381 00:50:20,772 --> 00:50:25,381 The engine is running, but there is something no one behind the wheel. 382 00:50:25,860 --> 00:50:31,449 Eight years ago, Ray escaped from the Shady Acres facility. 383 00:50:31,615 --> 00:50:34,743 His things are still there. 384 00:50:34,910 --> 00:50:38,685 It was all on Dan Marino. Everyone knows that. 385 00:50:38,789 --> 00:50:44,629 With the laces of the ball to outside, Ray had not missed the ball. 386 00:50:44,962 --> 00:50:49,404 I hope Marino has gonorrhea die and rot in hell. 387 00:50:49,509 --> 00:50:52,470 Would you like a cookie, boy? 388 00:50:54,472 --> 00:50:59,686 They're little footballs. - With the laces out. 389 00:51:01,480 --> 00:51:06,589 When Ray comes back, he notices not even that he's been away. 390 00:51:06,692 --> 00:51:09,696 I left the room as is. 391 00:51:19,080 --> 00:51:22,458 LACES OUTSIDE DIE, THEN 392 00:51:28,715 --> 00:51:30,800 DIE, THEN 393 00:51:34,345 --> 00:51:37,390 What a sports fanatic, huh? 394 00:51:38,641 --> 00:51:41,018 LACES OUTSIDE... 395 00:51:48,819 --> 00:51:51,612 Can I? - Naturally. 396 00:51:55,365 --> 00:52:01,580 5 seconds left in the match. The Dolphins are 1 point behind. 397 00:52:01,789 --> 00:52:04,167 Miami will win with this. 398 00:52:04,668 --> 00:52:07,795 Marino holds the ball. 399 00:52:08,129 --> 00:52:13,259 The stairs...and he goes wide. He's sitting next to it. 400 00:52:13,593 --> 00:52:19,516 Ray Finkle has a field goal ruined. Unbelievable. 401 00:52:19,682 --> 00:52:25,688 The Dolphins lose the Super Bowl. 402 00:52:27,608 --> 00:52:29,838 Melissa, it's Ace. - Where are you? 403 00:52:29,943 --> 00:52:34,817 In Mafstad and Finkle it is the mayor. Where is Marino? 404 00:52:35,364 --> 00:52:38,639 He goes after Snowflake. Where is he? 405 00:52:38,743 --> 00:52:43,086 After training there will be: shot a commercial. 406 00:52:43,206 --> 00:52:46,397 Call the police and charge extra engage security. Now. 407 00:52:46,501 --> 00:52:49,211 What's going on? 408 00:52:51,840 --> 00:52:56,887 You thought I was already gone, didn't you? Now I'm really going. 409 00:53:05,312 --> 00:53:07,856 There it goes. 410 00:53:08,773 --> 00:53:13,736 I'm Dan Marino. I know what protection is good for. 411 00:53:19,116 --> 00:53:24,038 I take good care of my hands. With isotonic gloves. 412 00:53:24,372 --> 00:53:26,270 Again. 413 00:53:26,374 --> 00:53:28,981 I said stop. - Stop, guys. 414 00:53:29,085 --> 00:53:31,254 What does that mean? 415 00:53:38,678 --> 00:53:42,136 Will the text be rewritten? - Shut up. 416 00:53:55,612 --> 00:53:59,282 Sorry, gentlemen. Animal detective. 417 00:54:07,749 --> 00:54:11,419 Come on then. Can't you touch me? 418 00:54:38,488 --> 00:54:43,410 Was a ransom demanded? - We haven't heard anything yet. 419 00:54:43,577 --> 00:54:47,268 Will the Superbowl be postponed? - So far it's going well. 420 00:54:47,372 --> 00:54:50,021 Why the secrecy? from Snowflake? 421 00:54:50,125 --> 00:54:55,005 Publicity was risky. - And Podacter's murder? 422 00:54:55,171 --> 00:54:59,072 No further comment. Would you excuse me? 423 00:55:01,094 --> 00:55:06,324 Bring me the autopsy report. Aguado, no information to the press. 424 00:55:06,767 --> 00:55:09,160 And bring me a cup of coffee. 425 00:55:09,312 --> 00:55:13,461 Today on Miami Vice: Crockett gets coffee for the boss! 426 00:55:13,565 --> 00:55:18,236 When I come out of the toilet are you gone? 427 00:55:19,445 --> 00:55:24,586 Big or small message? Then I know how much time I have. 428 00:55:25,118 --> 00:55:31,792 Oh yeah...I got that Snowflake one Podacter-Marino case solved. 429 00:55:32,960 --> 00:55:38,632 Ever heard of Ray Finkle, a former kicker with the Dolphins? 430 00:55:43,387 --> 00:55:47,767 Come on, Ventura. But keep it short. 431 00:55:47,934 --> 00:55:54,355 I have a piece from an AFC championship ring found. 432 00:55:54,564 --> 00:55:57,630 The Dolphins ran through Finkle miss the Super Bowl. 433 00:55:57,734 --> 00:56:02,886 He blames Marino for that. The man is seriously disturbed. 434 00:56:02,990 --> 00:56:07,953 His room is quite cozy, if you're Hannibal Lecter. 435 00:56:07,953 --> 00:56:10,289 And what about Roger Podacter? 436 00:56:10,747 --> 00:56:15,502 Roger recognized Finkle and that killed him. 437 00:56:15,669 --> 00:56:20,445 Snowflake got Finkle's number and learned to score field goals. 438 00:56:20,549 --> 00:56:22,801 Finkle cared about that. 439 00:56:24,637 --> 00:56:28,494 And where is Finkle now? - He escaped from an institution. 440 00:56:28,599 --> 00:56:34,145 He's been waiting for it for years moment of revenge on the Dolphins. 441 00:56:34,312 --> 00:56:38,650 When it hits the hardest: At the Super Bowl. 442 00:56:38,942 --> 00:56:42,132 When am I not right? 443 00:56:45,616 --> 00:56:47,993 Congratulations. 444 00:56:48,452 --> 00:56:51,706 That's some great detective work... 445 00:56:52,998 --> 00:56:55,084 ...Ace. 446 00:56:56,043 --> 00:57:01,048 Would you say that in my good ear? I understood Ace. 447 00:57:01,215 --> 00:57:03,363 Maybe I was wrong. 448 00:57:03,467 --> 00:57:08,165 Maybe you are more than just an animal sniffer. 449 00:57:14,436 --> 00:57:20,943 Your weapon pierces my hip. - Do I have to read you your rights? 450 00:57:22,402 --> 00:57:24,697 Maybe later. 451 00:57:27,199 --> 00:57:31,896 What is? Is it that rickety one? bitch Melissa Robinson? 452 00:57:32,538 --> 00:57:35,958 You just don't do anything to me. 453 00:57:36,375 --> 00:57:38,461 Af. Lie down. 454 00:57:39,796 --> 00:57:44,571 Everything okay? I heard noise. - It's all right, Sergeant. 455 00:57:44,676 --> 00:57:46,740 Should I throw him out? 456 00:57:46,844 --> 00:57:49,973 Just throw yourself out. 457 00:57:56,478 --> 00:57:59,440 Leave everything to us, Ace. 458 00:57:59,607 --> 00:58:02,839 I was hired to Snowflake to find. 459 00:58:02,943 --> 00:58:07,072 If we find Marino, you also get Snowflake. 460 00:58:07,239 --> 00:58:09,699 If I find Snowflake... 461 00:58:10,742 --> 00:58:13,538 ...you get Marino. 462 00:58:24,715 --> 00:58:29,678 Melissa, it's me... Ace. - What are you doing here at night? 463 00:58:29,845 --> 00:58:32,307 You have to have me locked up. 464 00:58:33,099 --> 00:58:36,393 Finkle escaped from Shady Acres. 465 00:58:36,560 --> 00:58:39,662 They won't just leave us alone look around. 466 00:58:40,355 --> 00:58:43,380 Happy am I an artist of disguise. 467 00:58:43,484 --> 00:58:46,320 Mrs Robinson, I'm Dr Handly. 468 00:58:47,196 --> 00:58:51,539 Who do you want to have examined? - My brother. Larry. 469 00:58:57,206 --> 00:59:00,167 I'm ready, coach. 470 00:59:00,334 --> 00:59:05,386 There's a lot at stake, but that's all psychological. 471 00:59:07,133 --> 00:59:11,476 I'm going to do a corner maneuver run in slow motion. 472 00:59:38,330 --> 00:59:41,522 We will repeat that view. 473 00:59:57,140 --> 01:00:01,645 Your brother is not our first professional football player. 474 01:00:01,812 --> 01:00:07,526 We know all about the emotional tension of athletes. 475 01:00:11,321 --> 01:00:16,905 We still need to evaluate something, but I think it fits here. 476 01:00:29,883 --> 01:00:32,761 He can't let go of the game. 477 01:00:33,303 --> 01:00:36,305 Has he been mentally ill for a long time? 478 01:00:36,972 --> 01:00:40,059 As long as I know him. 479 01:00:40,601 --> 01:00:47,650 This is a therapy room. We do manual labor on the square. 480 01:00:47,817 --> 01:00:51,821 This is the storage room. In the hallway... 481 01:01:07,462 --> 01:01:12,050 He can do it in the next 20 minutes stay alone. 482 01:01:12,968 --> 01:01:16,335 I'll show you the sleeping quarters show? 483 01:02:26,959 --> 01:02:29,044 Isotoners. 484 01:02:31,338 --> 01:02:33,673 DIE, THEN 485 01:02:42,097 --> 01:02:47,228 LACES OUTSIDE 486 01:02:48,229 --> 01:02:50,440 A little obsessed? 487 01:03:36,486 --> 01:03:38,926 Search for missing person walker stopped. 488 01:03:39,031 --> 01:03:46,204 The body of the missing person Lois Einhorn was not found. 489 01:03:47,539 --> 01:03:52,753 A hiker has been missing since Friday? Lois Einhorn? 490 01:03:52,961 --> 01:03:56,340 Now have a child. 491 01:04:09,393 --> 01:04:11,938 Get to work, y'all. 492 01:04:37,964 --> 01:04:42,511 Thanks for a nice evening Love Roger 493 01:04:51,144 --> 01:04:56,003 Ace, it's E. You already found that article quite a bit, huh? Listen to this now. 494 01:04:56,108 --> 01:05:00,925 Podacter thanked Einhorn for a wonderful evening in a letter. 495 01:05:01,029 --> 01:05:05,200 Something isn't right here. - Turn back, Wiggles. 496 01:05:09,955 --> 01:05:14,387 What does Lois Einhorn have? to do with Ray Finkle? 497 01:05:15,419 --> 01:05:20,632 Now think. Finkle and Einhorn together. Why? 498 01:05:27,347 --> 01:05:32,665 The answer is there. Just a little pump blood into the brain. 499 01:05:52,498 --> 01:05:54,584 Slapjanus. 500 01:05:55,877 --> 01:05:58,503 What do you want now? 501 01:05:59,337 --> 01:06:04,697 I have no food for you. I have to have money to buy food. 502 01:06:04,801 --> 01:06:09,854 For money I have to have a dolphin. Do you see one here? 503 01:06:17,147 --> 01:06:21,568 Let's be honest. Your owner is a loser. 504 01:06:22,361 --> 01:06:25,364 Sucker. 505 01:06:37,710 --> 01:06:40,962 Now get... 506 01:06:41,713 --> 01:06:44,341 That's it. 507 01:06:47,594 --> 01:06:52,808 Einhorn is Finkle. Finkle is Einhorn. 508 01:06:52,975 --> 01:06:55,852 Einhorn is a man. 509 01:06:59,398 --> 01:07:02,860 Einhorn is a man? 510 01:07:58,582 --> 01:08:01,335 Your weapon pierces my hip. 511 01:08:04,922 --> 01:08:08,467 The big story at the Superbowl... 512 01:08:08,634 --> 01:08:12,971 ...is the kidnapping of quarterback Dan Marino. 513 01:08:54,764 --> 01:08:58,434 Don't you like it, Dan? 514 01:08:58,601 --> 01:09:02,167 I love the Superbowl Sunday, aren't you? 515 01:09:02,271 --> 01:09:04,649 A magical afternoon. 516 01:09:04,858 --> 01:09:07,339 Dreams come true... 517 01:09:07,443 --> 01:09:09,738 ...and crushed. 518 01:09:09,904 --> 01:09:14,779 If you want free tickets, you have to approach it differently. 519 01:09:15,160 --> 01:09:21,039 Do I look familiar? Is it Not like we already know each other? 520 01:09:21,206 --> 01:09:25,419 No idea. I often get thumps on my head. 521 01:09:27,630 --> 01:09:31,133 The kickoff, Dan. Your favorite moment. 522 01:09:38,182 --> 01:09:40,267 Laces out. 523 01:09:59,204 --> 01:10:05,542 I prepared some drinks. Would you like something to drink? 524 01:10:07,295 --> 01:10:10,840 I'll be right back, Dan. 525 01:10:39,494 --> 01:10:43,393 Whatever that crazy chick pays I pay double. 526 01:10:43,497 --> 01:10:47,502 That crazy chick is keeping us out of jail. 527 01:10:50,588 --> 01:10:55,640 Look at it, Marino. I throw a pass to a dolphin. 528 01:11:06,146 --> 01:11:10,134 Get some more fish. I'll kill that dolphin. 529 01:11:10,984 --> 01:11:15,447 Nice party. Too bad I don't am invited. 530 01:11:27,166 --> 01:11:29,335 Where are the fish? 531 01:11:36,884 --> 01:11:40,096 Unconscious, completely according to plan. 532 01:11:45,686 --> 01:11:48,730 What was that, Roc? 533 01:12:07,164 --> 01:12:11,335 What happened? What's going on? 534 01:12:12,128 --> 01:12:15,548 Hey guys. Time for a nap. 535 01:12:21,679 --> 01:12:23,974 Heads up. 536 01:12:29,229 --> 01:12:31,481 Who are you? 537 01:12:31,648 --> 01:12:36,987 Ace Ventura. animal detective, with a special maneuver. 538 01:12:38,155 --> 01:12:42,658 Penalty. Too many men on the field. 539 01:12:42,909 --> 01:12:47,226 I warned you, Ventura. - No more 'Ace'? 540 01:12:47,330 --> 01:12:51,084 Good question. - Carefully. 541 01:12:51,376 --> 01:12:54,296 That phone causes cancer. 542 01:12:54,795 --> 01:13:01,219 Aguado, send a bunch of men to the Hallendale Marina. 543 01:13:01,469 --> 01:13:06,808 I've got the kidnapper trapped. It's Ace Ventura. 544 01:13:10,645 --> 01:13:13,982 Code 11 on the Victorville Road. 545 01:13:14,190 --> 01:13:19,242 Agent needs backup. The suspect's name is Ace Ventura. 546 01:13:19,279 --> 01:13:21,673 He is a firearms hazard. 547 01:13:22,949 --> 01:13:25,702 It's Ace. We have to get out of here. 548 01:13:28,121 --> 01:13:34,460 Emilio, is he in trouble? - Don't worry, Ace can handle anything. 549 01:13:35,253 --> 01:13:38,214 Don't kill me. 550 01:13:38,965 --> 01:13:41,176 Please. 551 01:13:41,343 --> 01:13:45,931 I don't say anything. You must have him. Just kill him. 552 01:13:47,308 --> 01:13:51,207 He was holding that ball, right? - He's the detective. 553 01:13:51,311 --> 01:13:53,772 Yankerd. - Stupid power. 554 01:13:54,022 --> 01:13:57,745 Shut your heads. I'll kill the dolphin first. 555 01:13:57,776 --> 01:14:01,530 I don't want to deprive you of that. 556 01:14:05,909 --> 01:14:08,922 Fortunately, he can handle that pressure. 557 01:14:14,000 --> 01:14:18,254 What do you know about pressure? 558 01:14:18,713 --> 01:14:21,800 I did kiss a man. 559 01:14:21,966 --> 01:14:28,473 Never before has a field goal been like this much like that of back then. 560 01:14:29,641 --> 01:14:34,521 The ball was held well, but Finkle ruined it. 561 01:14:35,731 --> 01:14:39,235 The laces were turned inward. 562 01:14:59,797 --> 01:15:02,549 Nice, huh? 563 01:15:20,400 --> 01:15:23,148 Won't make it work with the lady? 564 01:15:23,194 --> 01:15:25,942 You don't understand, he's... 565 01:15:29,409 --> 01:15:31,494 Get him. 566 01:15:43,299 --> 01:15:47,428 Shoot him. 567 01:15:47,636 --> 01:15:51,223 Don't shoot. 568 01:15:51,390 --> 01:15:56,249 Put down your weapons or this one cop is coming. I mean it. 569 01:15:56,353 --> 01:16:00,503 She doesn't joke. - He kidnapped Snowflake. 570 01:16:00,608 --> 01:16:06,013 He killed Podacter and wanted Just killed Marino and me. 571 01:16:08,073 --> 01:16:13,870 Fiction can be a lot of fun, but Just give me the reference books. 572 01:16:14,079 --> 01:16:21,420 When you do the stupidest pranks would look up professional football... 573 01:16:22,046 --> 01:16:25,591 ...you would read about Ray Finkle. 574 01:16:25,799 --> 01:16:30,142 He missed a field goal in Superbowl number 17. 575 01:16:33,474 --> 01:16:38,082 You don't read that Finkle escaped from an institution... 576 01:16:38,187 --> 01:16:41,941 ...and worked his way up at the police... 577 01:16:42,150 --> 01:16:46,320 ...to take revenge on Dan Marino. 578 01:16:47,779 --> 01:16:51,679 What are you talking about? - She's not Lois Einhorn. 579 01:16:51,784 --> 01:16:56,998 She is Ray Finkle, a man. - He's lying. Shoot him. 580 01:17:00,167 --> 01:17:03,269 Let's see who's lying here. 581 01:17:03,670 --> 01:17:07,716 A real woman would be like that wear one? 582 01:17:13,597 --> 01:17:15,683 They are really there. 583 01:17:16,184 --> 01:17:21,814 But tell me... would one real woman miss these things? 584 01:17:27,694 --> 01:17:30,406 Every doctor puts that on there. 585 01:17:31,115 --> 01:17:36,745 But I doubt he has the time has in his busy schedule... 586 01:17:37,538 --> 01:17:41,667 ...to Mr. Pielemans to lose. 587 01:17:53,137 --> 01:17:55,223 Come on. 588 01:17:56,015 --> 01:17:58,977 Do you have a moment? 589 01:18:07,484 --> 01:18:13,073 Ladies and gentlemen, my prized coal gas Mr Marino... 590 01:18:13,574 --> 01:18:17,223 ...just reminded me of something new evidence. 591 01:18:17,328 --> 01:18:21,999 Even the most intuitive detective... 592 01:18:22,249 --> 01:18:24,189 ...is sometimes wrong. 593 01:18:24,294 --> 01:18:26,629 But if I'm wrong... 594 01:18:26,921 --> 01:18:32,051 If the inspector is a woman, as she says... 595 01:18:32,468 --> 01:18:39,059 ...then she is suffering from it the largest hemorrhoids in the world. 596 01:18:40,268 --> 01:18:44,855 That's why Roger Podacter is dead: He found Buddy Pink. 597 01:18:54,573 --> 01:18:59,359 You were a great audience. I'll be there all week. 598 01:19:04,249 --> 01:19:06,711 Die, baby boy. 599 01:19:07,086 --> 01:19:09,338 Quick decision. 600 01:19:29,274 --> 01:19:32,195 Sucker. 601 01:19:36,991 --> 01:19:40,161 Do you have any more gum? 602 01:19:40,620 --> 01:19:45,494 None of your business, Dan. Don't touch my stuff. 603 01:19:45,625 --> 01:19:48,549 You're a weird guy. Really weird. 604 01:19:49,921 --> 01:19:54,175 Ladies and gentlemen, the Miami Dolphins are happy... 605 01:19:54,342 --> 01:19:59,097 ...that their beloved mascot there again. 606 01:19:59,264 --> 01:20:02,142 The star of the break: 607 01:20:02,308 --> 01:20:05,478 Snowflake! 608 01:20:11,401 --> 01:20:17,281 And back for the second half, the most important player: 609 01:20:17,448 --> 01:20:19,534 Then Marino. 610 01:21:05,746 --> 01:21:07,478 Idiot. 611 01:21:07,582 --> 01:21:12,295 Do you even know what you did? You cost me 25 grand. 612 01:21:13,088 --> 01:21:15,632 suck me. 613 01:21:32,899 --> 01:21:36,632 The National Football League would like to express his gratitude... 614 01:21:36,736 --> 01:21:41,220 ...for the man that Dan Marino and saved our Snowflake. 615 01:21:41,324 --> 01:21:45,662 A wonderful person and enthusiast of all animals: 616 01:21:46,120 --> 01:21:49,874 Ace Ventura! 617 01:21:51,751 --> 01:21:55,171 Get off me. 618 01:21:59,801 --> 01:22:05,484 Tone, put that big thing on on and let it pop.